Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #682 Tattoo Portrait Artist Jonas Aguilar
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Get up and welcome back to another episode. Here the
- 0:02Speaker 1: Waken Bake on, though we don't smoke the same podcast.
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- 0:12Speaker 1: night and I wanted my coffee this morning and it
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- 2:31Speaker 5: Cheek?
- 2:31Speaker 2: What's tough?
- 2:32Speaker 3: What's up?
- 2:32Speaker 5: Dog?
- 2:33Speaker 4: Chilling?
- 2:33Speaker 6: Feeling good? A little sad, but I'm feeling good dog
- 2:35Speaker 6: because no dog, because my favorite comedy couple broke up
- 2:39Speaker 6: their divorce.
- 2:40Speaker 4: It's official.
- 2:40Speaker 2: Dog is none of that, Adam twenty two. Fake divorces
- 2:43Speaker 2: is real?
- 2:43Speaker 4: Dog, bro Adams. Adam and Lenda's love is stronger than before.
- 2:47Speaker 4: I can't believe it.
- 2:48Speaker 3: Dog.
- 2:48Speaker 6: They were like the power couple. They were the jay
- 2:50Speaker 6: z of Beyonce of comedy. To me and it's done,
- 2:53Speaker 6: it's gone, bro.
- 2:54Speaker 3: So they were pedophiles.
- 2:55Speaker 6: Come on, ah, come on, you know he cheated on
- 2:59Speaker 6: well you know he cheated on her with a real woman.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Now, well now we know you better hope you don't
- 3:06Speaker 1: get cancer, Banana?
- 3:08Speaker 4: Yeah, what is it? Uh? Also? What is it across
- 3:11Speaker 4: from me? All the way from can India? What's going on?
- 3:14Speaker 3: What's going on? Welcome to the number one Mexican podcast
- 3:17Speaker 3: in the world. Having a great day. Woke up life.
- 3:20Speaker 7: Gave me some mega putossos this morning, like like, what's
- 3:25Speaker 7: going on you just woke me up.
- 3:26Speaker 3: Dog, I'm here, I'm alive.
- 3:27Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, like I really ever hear hear you
- 3:30Speaker 1: say or display that you've had like a rough morning.
- 3:32Speaker 3: It wasn't rough. I meant it in a good way.
- 3:35Speaker 4: You know.
- 3:35Speaker 7: The universe Mega putosos woke me up. Some people don't
- 3:39Speaker 7: get the universe.
- 3:39Speaker 1: Don't give me mega every day. I just like, have
- 3:44Speaker 1: you ever seen that movie about the emotions with you know,
- 3:46Speaker 1: it's like a Pixar movie and it has all the
- 3:48Speaker 1: emotions and like they all represent like a little characters.
- 3:51Speaker 8: Called inside Out, and it's definitely inside Out.
- 3:55Speaker 3: I haven't seen it.
- 3:55Speaker 1: There's like, so there's like an emotion for like sadness
- 3:58Speaker 1: and happiness. There's this one fucking emotion who just like
- 4:02Speaker 1: lights up and he's red.
- 4:04Speaker 4: Yeah, the anger one. I was like, I resonated so much.
- 4:07Speaker 1: With that fucking that character because I was like, that's
- 4:10Speaker 1: exactly how I get mad, the way he just like
- 4:12Speaker 1: goes from like you're just having a conversation and this
- 4:15Speaker 1: character just blows up.
- 4:17Speaker 4: You know. Before Chiley gave up drawing, I want to
- 4:19Speaker 4: hear her draw me as that person.
- 4:21Speaker 8: Guess who voice that guy? Louis Black. Shout out to
- 4:24Speaker 8: the fucking goat.
- 4:26Speaker 4: Shout out to him.
- 4:27Speaker 1: Also, that voice running the boards is the one and
- 4:29Speaker 1: only Ray sALS aka Morning Shot Films.
- 4:32Speaker 8: What's up, y'all? You don't know who Louis Black is.
- 4:34Speaker 4: He's on black guy.
- 4:36Speaker 8: He's not black. He's a white dude. He's a comedian.
- 4:39Speaker 8: He's been there in the scene for a while. Y'all
- 4:42Speaker 8: know who he is. Actually, seriously, you don't know who
- 4:45Speaker 8: Lowis Black is?
- 4:46Speaker 3: A movie guys.
- 4:48Speaker 8: Lewis Black is a comedian, professional comedian. You know who
- 4:51Speaker 8: he is.
- 4:53Speaker 3: I do off all the time.
- 4:55Speaker 4: I used to ballad man plus.
- 4:59Speaker 8: Some respect on that. That guy's a fucking legend.
- 5:01Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, shout out to him. The only comic
- 5:03Speaker 1: that well, it's not even fair to say comic doing
- 5:05Speaker 1: a voiceover because I don't really find him that funny.
- 5:09Speaker 4: But John Leguizamo, they wanted the ice age.
- 5:12Speaker 3: Like that guy's a g man, he's done some.
- 5:15Speaker 5: You don't like him, what.
- 5:17Speaker 4: He's many from the Bronx that was over here fighting
- 5:22Speaker 4: for people like you. Dog was like nobody should be
- 5:25Speaker 4: deported stands. I agree, but I don't agree.
- 5:27Speaker 2: But that doesn't mean I agree with everything because you
- 5:30Speaker 2: got papers before.
- 5:30Speaker 6: No, just he just says some crazy outlander's like liberal
- 5:33Speaker 6: ship around, like you got you.
- 5:35Speaker 1: Know, dog, I saw what is round and I saw
- 5:37Speaker 1: what I saw one movie, it's not one movie with
- 5:40Speaker 1: John leg Guizamo, and it just it was like, don't
- 5:43Speaker 1: ever trust the white person in.
- 5:44Speaker 4: The There's one movie if you can look this.
- 5:47Speaker 1: I don't know what movie it is, but there's a
- 5:49Speaker 1: movie where he's like a husher, right, and he's like
- 5:51Speaker 1: he's you know, he's like the man. So he's acquired
- 5:54Speaker 1: quite a bit of a bankro and he's like trying
- 5:56Speaker 1: to get out of the street life. And his lady's like, no,
- 5:58Speaker 1: you should try fucking investing some of this money and
- 6:00Speaker 1: this right, And then they meet this fucking banker.
- 6:02Speaker 4: There's like like fucking.
- 6:04Speaker 1: Dude, guy robs him and then like but he's like
- 6:08Speaker 1: he's from the streets, so he's like, the fuck, you
- 6:10Speaker 1: ain't just gonna rob me and I'm not gonna track
- 6:12Speaker 1: you down. So he fucking obsesses over this dog, and
- 6:14Speaker 1: eventually he fucking tracks us down and fucking smokes him,
- 6:19Speaker 1: smokes that fool's lady.
- 6:21Speaker 4: And then that will get smoked by the Cops.
- 6:24Speaker 8: Is it Empire?
- 6:25Speaker 1: Yeah, Empire, Dog, Holy Ship. That movie is fucking crazy out. Yeah,
- 6:31Speaker 1: he is a very He does have a lot of
- 6:33Speaker 1: versatility in his acting skills, because how the fuck do
- 6:36Speaker 1: you turn that fucking face into Spawn, I mean into
- 6:40Speaker 1: the intot the clown from Spawn. Yeah, and yeah, well
- 6:44Speaker 1: I could believe, Bro, that's what he's gonna be, Like,
- 6:47Speaker 1: I have this fucking dog, I mean, bro, like the
- 6:50Speaker 1: only one.
- 6:51Speaker 4: You know, he was the best in that solid career, Yeah,
- 6:54Speaker 4: solid career.
- 6:55Speaker 1: Fucking hate him in the past. I hate that fucking movie,
- 6:57Speaker 1: the past Dog. And then I hate the fact that
- 7:00Speaker 1: he's softest fucking be like like where he's like, yeah,
- 7:03Speaker 1: some of the characters I portrayed there, they wouldn't be
- 7:05Speaker 1: fucking PG.
- 7:06Speaker 4: Today's say, shut the fuck up, bro.
- 7:07Speaker 1: When you made that fucking Chinese accent and that fucking
- 7:11Speaker 1: the pest, that ship was on point and you believed
- 7:14Speaker 1: that dog, and you shouldn't have to take that ship
- 7:16Speaker 1: back because it was.
- 7:17Speaker 4: The time and at that time, that ship was fucking funny.
- 7:21Speaker 8: What about Tu wonk Food? You saw him in Tu
- 7:22Speaker 8: wonk Foo. Uh, you know what Tu wonk Foo is.
- 7:26Speaker 8: It's a film where he cross dresses.
- 7:28Speaker 1: Oh is that the one with the three guys that
- 7:30Speaker 1: are CRUs with Yeah, forgot, he's snipes. That's what you
- 7:35Speaker 1: do when you owe money to the I R s
- 7:36Speaker 1: and you're an actor and you really don't know how
- 7:38Speaker 1: to fucking pay it back. He's just like, well, I
- 7:40Speaker 1: put another dress. I'm so glad I'm not an acturate
- 7:44Speaker 1: you imagine.
- 7:45Speaker 3: Dresses is a wild thing? Man?
- 7:47Speaker 4: Would you do it for papers? Extually?
- 7:50Speaker 1: You didn't even have to take the citizenship tests. You
- 7:52Speaker 1: just gottay, Happy birthday, mister president.
- 7:54Speaker 3: Citizen dress dress.
- 7:57Speaker 4: But it's like the statue of Liberty dress.
- 7:59Speaker 2: I bet it would be like an all American fucking dress.
- 8:02Speaker 6: How the starters and the single band are all to
- 8:05Speaker 6: make the thing too open back. But if you got
- 8:09Speaker 6: me a sun dress, I'll go on with the What
- 8:11Speaker 6: if you go and they're not doing no tight club
- 8:13Speaker 6: dress like.
- 8:14Speaker 1: That citizenship the citizenship test time dog, and they're like,
- 8:17Speaker 1: you could take the test or they hit you with
- 8:20Speaker 1: that meek mill. You gotta put out this suddress American
- 8:22Speaker 1: and joke around like a rabbit.
- 8:25Speaker 3: Dog.
- 8:27Speaker 4: Which would you taking? But nobody gets to watch?
- 8:29Speaker 3: What if it was do the pod in a dress,
- 8:31Speaker 3: but they get.
- 8:31Speaker 4: To film it. Though I was it, This makes no
- 8:34Speaker 4: but you know the you don't have the government watch.
- 8:36Speaker 4: Somebody gets to watch, but they're gonna film it.
- 8:38Speaker 6: So basically, you're gonna sucking blackmail me or you're gonna
- 8:41Speaker 6: drop it eventually, So go fund yourself.
- 8:42Speaker 4: I'm not doing it. Don't gonna watch recorded in four K? Right, please?
- 8:47Speaker 3: You shut up in a dress?
- 8:48Speaker 1: Not everybody his lead though, I mean the government, like
- 8:51Speaker 1: some of the foods that play ball, they're just like, well,
- 8:54Speaker 1: I guess the files ain't coming and then.
- 8:55Speaker 4: People and the people are gonna wonder. So why does
- 8:58Speaker 4: the xch roll all of.
- 8:59Speaker 7: Easones plus That's what I'm saying. It would be a
- 9:02Speaker 7: very it would be a very power move. You show
- 9:04Speaker 7: up in a dress? Is gonna make you do the
- 9:05Speaker 7: pod in his lap?
- 9:08Speaker 5: Why is it?
- 9:08Speaker 6: Why is it every time you guys podcast like she's
- 9:10Speaker 6: outside washing it, he's on escalat you is no.
- 9:14Speaker 4: Longer higher than the girls?
- 9:15Speaker 5: Got?
- 9:16Speaker 1: Why has a fucking video of me doing some weird
- 9:18Speaker 1: ship hopping around in the all American dress now saying
- 9:22Speaker 1: I love America like.
- 9:23Speaker 4: The Epstein fucking podcasters.
- 9:27Speaker 7: Slipping black mal ass that's what the stands for for
- 9:30Speaker 7: Epstein's zone.
- 9:34Speaker 4: I know you guys mind.
- 9:36Speaker 3: Ship, you're a little different. You're the Latino zone.
- 9:42Speaker 1: That ship would but damn, I mean that would be
- 9:45Speaker 1: an easy come up for papers, not like you're sucking
- 9:47Speaker 1: some dick.
- 9:48Speaker 2: Yeah that's crossing the line right.
- 9:50Speaker 1: Like like you just gotta put like it like, bro,
- 9:52Speaker 1: like if you know you're like you know, you know
- 9:55Speaker 1: you don't know the us fucking crazy that that you
- 9:57Speaker 1: don't know any fucking questions on there. Bro, we've had
- 9:59Speaker 1: this for try to have you try to have it
- 10:03Speaker 1: can exagigate his papers question once because I dude, my.
- 10:06Speaker 6: Mom passed it. All you need to do is like
- 10:08Speaker 6: read it over for those are questions. Those are things
- 10:10Speaker 6: you learn in fifth grade. Of course, I'm not going
- 10:12Speaker 6: to remember like specific fucking like like just random as
- 10:15Speaker 6: ship that they ask you.
- 10:16Speaker 2: But my mom passed. It can't be that hard.
- 10:18Speaker 7: I think it's crazy because like we have, you guys
- 10:20Speaker 7: have so many states. You have to remember each state
- 10:22Speaker 7: and each capital some of these.
- 10:24Speaker 1: So there's like four states where I just like I
- 10:26Speaker 1: know they exist, but I just they don't like there's
- 10:30Speaker 1: too many states.
- 10:31Speaker 3: Like I'm saying, like Wyoming State, Yeah, Wyoming State.
- 10:34Speaker 4: Yeah. So see like one of those. I'm just like,
- 10:36Speaker 4: like Rhode Island. I know it's by New York.
- 10:38Speaker 6: I know it's the top, but it's one of those
- 10:40Speaker 6: little ass state.
- 10:41Speaker 8: I think it's the tiniest state New York.
- 10:45Speaker 6: No, it's a state, and it's a really and it's
- 10:47Speaker 6: up there by New York. But I don't know exactly why.
- 10:50Speaker 6: It's like, what's one of the little ones it is.
- 10:52Speaker 6: I just know it's up there. That's real small.
- 10:55Speaker 2: Then there's Connecticut, one of the first states of America.
- 10:58Speaker 1: It's another state that kind of we just don't care
- 11:00Speaker 1: Utah Alaska.
- 11:03Speaker 4: We care about Utah, North and South Dakota.
- 11:06Speaker 7: Where's the regular Dakota the south? And there's north where's
- 11:10Speaker 7: just Dakota, West, Virginia.
- 11:13Speaker 4: North and South Carolina? Racist, like real racist.
- 11:16Speaker 3: That's where Jordan played basketball.
- 11:19Speaker 8: I got some good fucking fish over there, dude.
- 11:22Speaker 1: But you know what, Mississippi, when you look at those states,
- 11:25Speaker 1: you like, do you want those people here?
- 11:28Speaker 4: We have other states?
- 11:28Speaker 3: Well, they don't want you there either, That's what I'm saying.
- 11:30Speaker 4: It's like, you know, I'm glad you have a place
- 11:31Speaker 4: for yourself.
- 11:32Speaker 1: Dog, it was like it's already packed over here Vermont.
- 11:37Speaker 4: You know, you know what is a state? You know
- 11:39Speaker 4: what was packed yesterday and what what was was.
- 11:43Speaker 1: I'm so glad that I didn't go because it's the
- 11:46Speaker 1: fucking BMO Stadium. Shout out to fucking l A f
- 11:48Speaker 1: C for beating Chivas Uh penalty.
- 11:55Speaker 4: It was a fucking tie.
- 11:56Speaker 2: It was one one this new ship where we gotta
- 11:59Speaker 2: play penalties in the group and then give them two
- 12:01Speaker 2: points not three points. Trying to change ship up.
- 12:06Speaker 6: Dog, chie is from they're playing like it's a US
- 12:09Speaker 6: Mexican tournament, so it's.
- 12:11Speaker 3: Not even for m LS.
- 12:12Speaker 6: Then it's a it's a tournament ran by MLS, but
- 12:16Speaker 6: they get the Mexican teams to.
- 12:17Speaker 4: Play them rabbits, money grabs.
- 12:20Speaker 3: He did that.
- 12:21Speaker 4: The rules are not the way he wants them to.
- 12:23Speaker 3: They're not.
- 12:24Speaker 6: No, it's not the way I want them to. It's
- 12:25Speaker 6: the way soccer has been played for ever, ever. And
- 12:29Speaker 6: now these fools want to do you know, you know,
- 12:32Speaker 6: you know what happened, but you know why they did.
- 12:33Speaker 6: They're doing it like this this year. It's because because
- 12:36Speaker 6: of the World Cup, because they want to much so
- 12:38Speaker 6: they're cramming everything together that it's they wanted to be exciting,
- 12:42Speaker 6: and they think that it's not exciting when it's a
- 12:44Speaker 6: one one. So right now, if you tie, they don't
- 12:46Speaker 6: even so if you tie after ninety minutes, there's no overtime.
- 12:49Speaker 4: They go straight to.
- 12:50Speaker 6: Penalties and winner winner gets two points, the loser gets
- 12:54Speaker 6: one point for time, but they.
- 12:56Speaker 4: Don't really lose. Somebody's got to win. They Oh, it's
- 13:00Speaker 4: called exhibition.
- 13:02Speaker 2: This isn't fast, is it. You can tie in soccer,
- 13:06Speaker 2: it's not that big.
- 13:07Speaker 3: If it's like the World Cup and you can't just tie.
- 13:09Speaker 8: If it was an exhibition game, then yeah, you know what,
- 13:12Speaker 8: one tie whatever, that's fine, But it's not. It's a tournament, right,
- 13:16Speaker 8: someone's got.
- 13:16Speaker 4: To win stage group, stage game.
- 13:18Speaker 8: Someone's got to win. Someone's gotta win.
- 13:20Speaker 4: No, the stage group and someone fucking helped me out here.
- 13:23Speaker 7: Because you're right, they're right, that disagree if somebody if
- 13:26Speaker 7: nobody wins, how do you move on?
- 13:28Speaker 4: No, this is a group they're they're in group stage.
- 13:31Speaker 4: Remember when in the group stage it could be one
- 13:33Speaker 4: one remember, yeah.
- 13:34Speaker 2: Okay that because it doesn't matter once you go to
- 13:36Speaker 2: the playoffs. That's when someone has to win.
- 13:38Speaker 3: So is that where we're at right now?
- 13:40Speaker 6: Their group stages and they want penalties because it's exciting.
- 13:43Speaker 2: White people are like, yay, penalties, we get penalties.
- 13:47Speaker 4: No matter what they should the game.
- 13:49Speaker 8: They should the extra time like man extra time.
- 13:52Speaker 6: I guess I will give them that, but even then,
- 13:54Speaker 6: I still don't think should be extra time the game.
- 13:56Speaker 8: And Christian Solar Sound or l AFC is a bag
- 13:58Speaker 8: of donkey ship.
- 14:00Speaker 4: I'm time this out.
- 14:01Speaker 2: Don't pull out for ship like that.
- 14:04Speaker 1: That's it, dog, You're gonna be five minutes timed out
- 14:06Speaker 1: at your fucking Sanjos gay ass quakes.
- 14:08Speaker 3: This guy you are fucking this guy's this guy?
- 14:13Speaker 7: Yeah, he's Mark Zuckerberg during COVID dogs.
- 14:16Speaker 4: Give you time, the CEO. I'll make a card like that.
- 14:21Speaker 8: Hey, low key, I'm actually interested in the Luca versus.
- 14:26Speaker 4: I like to go to that one that's Saturday versus
- 14:29Speaker 4: the bag of I think it's Saturday.
- 14:31Speaker 1: I think it's uh it's Saturday. But okay, look for
- 14:33Speaker 1: what we held our own chievas dog, I mean honestly though.
- 14:36Speaker 1: It was kind of scary though, but.
- 14:38Speaker 2: So Lucas the Lucas.
- 14:40Speaker 4: But the Luca is.
- 14:41Speaker 1: Back to back winners and then at the end of
- 14:42Speaker 1: the day, bro like like you like, you cannot fucking like, bro,
- 14:46Speaker 1: come on, dog, Like, if you're playing somebody who won
- 14:49Speaker 1: last year, this and that, and then the fucking champion
- 14:52Speaker 1: seems to fucking win.
- 14:53Speaker 4: It's like, hey, bro, if you held your own, that's cool.
- 14:55Speaker 3: Bro.
- 14:56Speaker 4: I'm not gonna say you're gonna celebrate it.
- 14:57Speaker 1: But it's just like, Bro, you're playing the best of
- 15:00Speaker 1: the best in whatever league. Well, if you're playing whoever
- 15:02Speaker 1: won last year, come on, they're gonna bring it, dog.
- 15:04Speaker 1: You know what I mean, it's gonna be a fucking competitive,
- 15:06Speaker 1: fucking game.
- 15:08Speaker 3: I don't know, sounds like you're defending a bag, you
- 15:12Speaker 3: know what.
- 15:14Speaker 1: I plead the fifth, I'm taking your fucking jersey.
- 15:19Speaker 4: If someone said you look like a Canadian Yan, you do, dog.
- 15:23Speaker 1: You used to have an Indian Yan hat with a
- 15:27Speaker 1: little fucking ship that looks like a stretched out do rag.
- 15:30Speaker 4: Looks like a fucking know. I can see all the
- 15:34Speaker 4: all the all the fucking don't wear it out there.
- 15:39Speaker 3: They have it looks like a.
- 15:41Speaker 1: Little fucking nozzle. It's like it's like a little Beatie.
- 15:45Speaker 1: But it's like, don't squeeze too hard. It's like it's weird, bro,
- 15:48Speaker 1: It's like the it's like the the what do you
- 15:50Speaker 1: like a like a turbine in training.
- 15:52Speaker 3: At the beginning of turbane the start of turbine?
- 15:54Speaker 4: Is that what that is?
- 15:55Speaker 3: A little it looks like a do rag.
- 15:57Speaker 4: Yeah, it's little ball.
- 15:58Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the starter turbine.
- 15:59Speaker 4: And you just keep adding to it.
- 16:00Speaker 7: No, it's just one until you become it's like getting
- 16:03Speaker 7: going through your kin or your mitzvah. Would you that's
- 16:07Speaker 7: not my religion?
- 16:08Speaker 4: You rather wear a turban for Indians?
- 16:11Speaker 7: Just seek people? Your Punjabi seek is a religion. Punjabi
- 16:16Speaker 7: is a race, are there?
- 16:19Speaker 3: Yes?
- 16:19Speaker 7: And Punjabi Hindus? And I was raised as a Hindu Punjabi.
- 16:24Speaker 7: This guy's like, okay, I don't give a ship.
- 16:26Speaker 1: Actually actually have a question about the Like me, I'm like,
- 16:30Speaker 1: it gives me so much context about would you like
- 16:34Speaker 1: studying fucking world religion?
- 16:35Speaker 4: Is being an educated fucking tax.
- 16:37Speaker 6: Paper already know that the point now he had to
- 16:40Speaker 6: explained on cultured swine.
- 16:42Speaker 4: He had explained to you religion and fucking people. You
- 16:44Speaker 4: literally ask him Punjabis be a religion? Yes? Well, well
- 16:48Speaker 4: you never learned if you don't ask questions.
- 16:50Speaker 3: Is not a religion?
- 16:51Speaker 4: It's not.
- 16:51Speaker 2: But he asked you. He's like, can Pujabi be? What
- 16:53Speaker 2: was that religion?
- 16:54Speaker 4: You said? He said that.
- 16:56Speaker 3: I was like yeah, and like anyway, you could be
- 16:58Speaker 3: a Christian? This some fucking no, you could be a Muslim.
- 17:01Speaker 3: Job you can't be in out Salvadorian full week?
- 17:04Speaker 2: Would you rather wear the turbine or a little hat
- 17:08Speaker 2: for a full week?
- 17:09Speaker 3: The turbine?
- 17:10Speaker 2: Urban?
- 17:11Speaker 7: But like full form, like full full form actually depends
- 17:16Speaker 7: what neighborhood I'm in?
- 17:17Speaker 3: Can I have both l A? Live in l A
- 17:20Speaker 3: and l A?
- 17:21Speaker 4: What do you want?
- 17:22Speaker 3: The little hat? The little hat?
- 17:24Speaker 8: It's a simple ass.
- 17:26Speaker 3: Highways underground.
- 17:29Speaker 4: You get free stuff at seven eleven.
- 17:31Speaker 3: Credit just gets better when just start giving loans.
- 17:35Speaker 4: Then like everybody to give you bottom price.
- 17:37Speaker 1: If you were the turbine, there's gonna be like funk,
- 17:40Speaker 1: this guy's gonna haggle.
- 17:40Speaker 4: Just give him the bottom price.
- 17:42Speaker 3: I get to pick one day of the year. I
- 17:43Speaker 3: get to choose the weather.
- 17:45Speaker 5: Why is that so one? Yeah?
- 17:51Speaker 8: They won five five six five six, must have been
- 17:54Speaker 8: a good assing game.
- 17:55Speaker 4: It was a great game.
- 17:57Speaker 1: Shout out, shout out to everybody who bought a ticket
- 18:00Speaker 1: off of me on fucking Ticketmaster.
- 18:02Speaker 4: I was happily watching the game in my house, and.
- 18:05Speaker 3: Was it really was it? Really was it?
- 18:06Speaker 1: I saw some supporter tickets, Yeah, real for fifty bro.
- 18:12Speaker 2: People were closing up to stand up. People were claiming
- 18:15Speaker 2: tickets were wild.
- 18:16Speaker 4: Yeah, dog, that's why.
- 18:17Speaker 1: That's That's when my little hat fucking just went. And
- 18:20Speaker 1: I was just like, okay, boy, yeah, I was just like.
- 18:23Speaker 4: Yeah, why am I gonna go?
- 18:24Speaker 8: Just go to the bar?
- 18:25Speaker 3: Bruh, not even.
- 18:27Speaker 4: Funck the bar. The bar is not gonna pay me
- 18:29Speaker 4: I have. I have a liquor at home. I was
- 18:30Speaker 4: fucking sitting there smoking a hashole.
- 18:32Speaker 8: But to get to be around others the.
- 18:34Speaker 7: Other at home pay you ohe but it was paid
- 18:36Speaker 7: for by you, Yeah, motherfucker.
- 18:41Speaker 1: Not not like I would have been at the game.
- 18:43Speaker 1: Can I get five beers? That'll be two hundred and
- 18:45Speaker 1: seventeen dollars?
- 18:46Speaker 3: Crazy, here's your receipt.
- 18:48Speaker 6: What's crazy is it's basically Chievas versus Chievas USA.
- 18:52Speaker 5: Yes, yes, what are.
- 18:56Speaker 3: You talking about?
- 18:56Speaker 4: I was a Galaxy guy. You should be X one next.
- 18:59Speaker 4: Actually right, it was chievs Cheva.
- 19:02Speaker 8: Basically you know what I hate about soccer though, like
- 19:06Speaker 8: for the Europe like WAFA, like the legs first leg
- 19:10Speaker 8: and second leg, and fuck that ship. It should just
- 19:12Speaker 8: be if it's two one, it's two one. Do you
- 19:14Speaker 8: don't get another chance to score two more against the
- 19:17Speaker 8: other player.
- 19:17Speaker 3: I don't like that ship, Like I get it.
- 19:19Speaker 4: Well, you're at home?
- 19:21Speaker 8: Does the fucking matter?
- 19:22Speaker 3: Is that vas liquor from that team?
- 19:26Speaker 5: Oh?
- 19:26Speaker 8: No, chieve is regal?
- 19:30Speaker 3: What's the team Chivas?
- 19:33Speaker 4: Know what achieve is? She was regal with Scotch?
- 19:35Speaker 3: Right, I believe. So it's whiskey they have.
- 19:39Speaker 4: They have whiskey and they have Scotch. I'm not mistaken.
- 19:42Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like there is a I have had that.
- 19:44Speaker 1: It's because you don't see it too often. You only
- 19:45Speaker 1: see it like certain like places to carry it. But
- 19:48Speaker 1: I have had the finer version of it. And that
- 19:51Speaker 1: ship is pretty fucking good, like a good fucking like
- 19:53Speaker 1: five year old age fucking bottle.
- 19:56Speaker 4: Like I'm not gonna lie.
- 19:58Speaker 1: When you when you invited? When when you invited us?
- 19:59Speaker 1: Your living in Russell Peter's house and that's all his bar.
- 20:02Speaker 1: Oh dog, he's smart though, I knew he. I know
- 20:04Speaker 1: the the older the bottle was aged the higher you
- 20:09Speaker 1: had to reach to get it, and I was like,
- 20:11Speaker 1: oh man, I'm so glad I can at least reached
- 20:12Speaker 1: the third one because it was like something that I
- 20:14Speaker 1: was like, all right, this is twenty year.
- 20:15Speaker 3: Old, but just like sleep what drinks? Let me fucking
- 20:17Speaker 3: get this real quick, dog, you polished one of those bottles,
- 20:20Speaker 3: I know.
- 20:21Speaker 1: I was looking for the ones that had little bits
- 20:22Speaker 1: because you know that's good. Yeah, like, you know, it's
- 20:24Speaker 1: gotta be good if it's not that much. And then
- 20:26Speaker 1: I was just drinking all the little bits and it
- 20:28Speaker 1: was left, and I was like, yeah, cause don't want
- 20:29Speaker 1: to put a I don't want to put down a
- 20:31Speaker 1: whole one. But I was like, let me just see
- 20:33Speaker 1: what's up, because if you know, there's none of it left,
- 20:35Speaker 1: it was good.
- 20:39Speaker 4: That's Russell Peters.
- 20:41Speaker 3: But not showing up.
- 20:44Speaker 4: You're so salty about that. It just would have been
- 20:47Speaker 4: a good, fun, better show.
- 20:48Speaker 3: Damn it.
- 20:49Speaker 8: It was a great show already sold.
- 20:52Speaker 4: It was so great that they don't want us to
- 20:53Speaker 4: come back.
- 20:55Speaker 3: But it's it's the same thing you're talking about. Find
- 20:58Speaker 3: out we're working on it.
- 20:59Speaker 4: Hey, So what's up?
- 21:00Speaker 5: Bro? Why?
- 21:00Speaker 4: Why?
- 21:00Speaker 5: Why is?
- 21:01Speaker 4: Why?
- 21:01Speaker 5: Why?
- 21:02Speaker 4: Is a Christiana and fucking town splitting up.
- 21:04Speaker 2: Well, I mean I don't there's no real reasons.
- 21:06Speaker 4: There's my theories like the Beatle.
- 21:11Speaker 1: This is this crime is what I understood from it,
- 21:14Speaker 1: And I don't really watch their show. This is like
- 21:16Speaker 1: coming outsider. I didn't know people that end up, couples
- 21:20Speaker 1: that end up, somebody ends up getting cancer. Like nine
- 21:23Speaker 1: times out of ten year, doctor would have a serious
- 21:24Speaker 1: conversation with you, tell you, hey, there's a good chance
- 21:28Speaker 1: your partner my divorce.
- 21:30Speaker 3: The doctor tells you that.
- 21:31Speaker 1: Yeah, doctors will tell you that, like they'll be like,
- 21:33Speaker 1: you know, usually like they'll be like, because it's it's
- 21:36Speaker 1: a known thing, like seventy percent of couples, like if
- 21:38Speaker 1: somebody gets cancer or something like that.
- 21:40Speaker 3: But what are you going to get It's true, Like,
- 21:42Speaker 3: hey man, you've changed.
- 21:46Speaker 8: I'm fucking bold now getting okay?
- 21:49Speaker 4: So like it.
- 21:51Speaker 1: It turns out she had been trying to fix this
- 21:52Speaker 1: relationship with this food for six years, trying to make
- 21:56Speaker 1: it work right.
- 21:57Speaker 3: And then on top of that, when did she get cancer?
- 22:01Speaker 4: Breast cancer probably like three years ago.
- 22:02Speaker 1: Dog, and then once once she got cancer, it's like
- 22:06Speaker 1: when like she she like fucking knew that, like it
- 22:09Speaker 1: wasn't gonna like kind of work out because this food
- 22:11Speaker 1: was acting different and they just decided to break it off.
- 22:14Speaker 4: But according to her, the way she explained it is
- 22:17Speaker 4: like he.
- 22:18Speaker 1: Didn't say, hey, as soon as I got cancer, as
- 22:20Speaker 1: we decided to dip, but okay, he kind of was like,
- 22:23Speaker 1: wellw's my time to make my move?
- 22:24Speaker 3: Yeah, well hold on, you know that stat you said,
- 22:26Speaker 3: is it mostly men leaving women or is it women
- 22:28Speaker 3: leaving men relationships?
- 22:30Speaker 2: And both ways?
- 22:31Speaker 3: Well, it's probably because like they you can't smash when
- 22:34Speaker 3: someone has cancer? Can you that? Like? Cancer hard?
- 22:38Speaker 2: Hard? They got on top? Can they even they got cancer?
- 22:49Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure a lot of all.
- 22:50Speaker 8: But I knew pediatrician Xavier here No.
- 22:52Speaker 6: But for real though, I mean now that you mentioned it, dude,
- 22:55Speaker 6: one of my homies got cancer and you and I
- 23:00Speaker 6: would ask him what happened to?
- 23:03Speaker 1: Oh?
- 23:03Speaker 2: But you can you blame her bro as a guy too?
- 23:06Speaker 6: Like would you would you if you had a girlfriend
- 23:07Speaker 6: you're not married, I'm talking just regular relationship because when
- 23:10Speaker 6: you're made, that's a whole different thing. You got kids
- 23:12Speaker 6: and ship and it's kind of like just you guys
- 23:13Speaker 6: gets But if you have a girlfriend, she.
- 23:15Speaker 7: Gets cancer, she gets cancer, I would they like, I
- 23:17Speaker 7: would be like, finally get the fuck a ball chick.
- 23:22Speaker 8: Just the pants man. When I was in the hospital,
- 23:24Speaker 8: my wife was there every fuck I mean it was
- 23:26Speaker 8: a couple of days, but she was there every day.
- 23:29Speaker 8: He was fucking great dog. You know, at some point
- 23:31Speaker 8: she thought I was gonna get worse, not because she
- 23:33Speaker 8: wanted me to get worse or whatever, but just because
- 23:36Speaker 8: of the circumstances. The ship that they say, like, we
- 23:38Speaker 8: don't know, this could be this, it could be that,
- 23:40Speaker 8: you know how she could like really put a toll
- 23:42Speaker 8: on your fucking mental health period. You know, I agree,
- 23:47Speaker 8: I can't. I can't imagine what it'd be like if
- 23:49Speaker 8: they told me or somebody else right, like, hey, you
- 23:52Speaker 8: probably have kidney cancer or some ship like that.
- 23:54Speaker 1: I think if you leave, if you leave somebody and
- 23:57Speaker 1: something like that, bro, like it's fucked up as it sounds,
- 23:59Speaker 1: it's kind of like damn fool like and I'll never
- 24:02Speaker 1: really love that person.
- 24:05Speaker 4: It's like it's fair to it's.
- 24:06Speaker 3: Fair to maybe you love that they didn't have cancer,
- 24:09Speaker 3: like I'm.
- 24:13Speaker 6: But but what you got like like niitdy says dude.
- 24:15Speaker 6: It also changes you because guess what, who's gotta take
- 24:18Speaker 6: him to chemo? Now, you bro, your life changes too,
- 24:21Speaker 6: like because you if you're gonna stick it with them,
- 24:23Speaker 6: you gotta participate.
- 24:24Speaker 2: You can't just be like.
- 24:26Speaker 6: Boyfriend and not do the boyfriend has a girlfriend with
- 24:30Speaker 6: cancer treatment, you gotta do the ship that she for sure.
- 24:33Speaker 3: But how much does the person who has cancer change
- 24:35Speaker 3: as well? Well, that's what I mean.
- 24:40Speaker 1: If they're gonna if it's really that bad and they're
- 24:42Speaker 1: gonna go out, they're gonna put them in the hospital
- 24:44Speaker 1: right away because that sh it's gonna be And then
- 24:46Speaker 1: at that point, like it's like, look fool, like I
- 24:49Speaker 1: can't do better than the hospital, So like everything's gonna change,
- 24:52Speaker 1: and you know that that riode is only gonna be temporary.
- 24:54Speaker 4: It's fucked up as it sounds.
- 24:56Speaker 1: And then even if that person is getting ready to
- 24:57Speaker 1: fucking exit, I don't I wouldn't want to be the
- 25:00Speaker 1: person to be like, damn bro, like I ditch you
- 25:01Speaker 1: right now and made it worse. But like if it's
- 25:03Speaker 1: something like how Christina had, where like it was like
- 25:07Speaker 1: curable and she got it taken care of, it's just
- 25:09Speaker 1: like damn full you spend twenty years with this chick.
- 25:11Speaker 5: Bro, and like you want it.
- 25:12Speaker 1: You wanted to fucking just get bro like and it's like,
- 25:15Speaker 1: don't get like you've been through so much, but thing,
- 25:17Speaker 1: you're just gonna dip at such a person.
- 25:19Speaker 4: It's such a time.
- 25:19Speaker 1: Where like I get it, it's vulnerable, but like, damn
- 25:23Speaker 1: like it seems it seems very just like.
- 25:26Speaker 6: If you listen to the episode she talks about like
- 25:29Speaker 6: postpartum depression and being on prozac. She might be crazy, dog,
- 25:34Speaker 6: she might be fucking crazy. She's not a therapist for
- 25:36Speaker 6: fucking a really long time. She might be nuts, bro,
- 25:39Speaker 6: And I'm not. Maybe she was nuts before they got married,
- 25:42Speaker 6: before they had kids, but kids make you crazier.
- 25:44Speaker 5: Bro.
- 25:44Speaker 3: That's a red flag when a girl tells you she's
- 25:46Speaker 3: done all these bills now she's on prozac.
- 25:50Speaker 4: Yeah, was like crazy, Yo read I'm reading, but like
- 25:55Speaker 4: I'm gonna read this super I mean this.
- 25:57Speaker 1: This fucking comment by old granddad said my home me
- 26:00Speaker 1: was diagnosed with multiplecrosses in twenty twelve. The moment him
- 26:04Speaker 1: and his wife got home, she told him she wanted
- 26:07Speaker 1: a divorce.
- 26:08Speaker 3: Damn well, she knows.
- 26:10Speaker 7: She's like man like that's where you're you get all
- 26:12Speaker 7: like alsose groses where you get all.
- 26:15Speaker 2: Like I think you's not I don't think it's like
- 26:18Speaker 2: what's that?
- 26:18Speaker 3: What what is MSS? Can you tell us?
- 26:19Speaker 4: It's like a skeletal you just shake.
- 26:23Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's like, yeah, you know you you don't die, Yeah,
- 26:26Speaker 2: you don't die. A lot of people have a MASS.
- 26:28Speaker 5: I know.
- 26:29Speaker 2: That's that's crazy, bro, Like like.
- 26:31Speaker 7: Damn, dude, like you just she's a real one for
- 26:33Speaker 7: telling him right away, not cheating on him and fucking.
- 26:37Speaker 6: Yeah because you don't want to have MSS and then
- 26:39Speaker 6: get and catch a girl gonna get full shake.
- 26:41Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. You're not even shaking out of madness. This
- 26:47Speaker 3: is not the mess.
- 26:49Speaker 4: And that's thirteen homes.
- 26:52Speaker 1: What I wonder though, like I don't know, man, like
- 26:55Speaker 1: the kind of karma that you get kind of like
- 26:57Speaker 1: I mean like because I don't know, I feel like
- 26:58Speaker 1: at the end of the day, like you kind of
- 26:59Speaker 1: made it committit like if you're if you're if you're
- 27:01Speaker 1: dating somebody, like even like like let's just say like
- 27:04Speaker 1: a year all right, bro, Like it's not that much time,
- 27:08Speaker 1: but like twenty years like when Christina having cancer and
- 27:11Speaker 1: like or you've been with somebody like for example, the
- 27:13Speaker 1: guy who fucking said that with that chick that was
- 27:16Speaker 1: his wife.
- 27:17Speaker 4: And then you find out you have it at first things.
- 27:19Speaker 1: To do like fuck bro like because you know how
- 27:22Speaker 1: heartbreaking that is to that's like you finding out all
- 27:25Speaker 1: you fucking had in your life was a fucking thought
- 27:29Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, Like it goes deeper
- 27:30Speaker 1: than like you're, oh, you don't want to take care
- 27:32Speaker 1: of me.
- 27:32Speaker 4: It goes it's like, yo, were you even down for me?
- 27:36Speaker 4: Or was this you're just paying your rent?
- 27:38Speaker 5: Were you?
- 27:38Speaker 3: It's also a lot to ask of someone to just
- 27:40Speaker 3: take care of you and make that there life.
- 27:42Speaker 1: This was just telling her like, hey, I fucking went
- 27:44Speaker 1: to the doctor and turns out I fucking have him, as.
- 27:47Speaker 3: You know, And that's a lot.
- 27:49Speaker 7: That's that's for the rest of the life, that that
- 27:51Speaker 7: woman is going to be a fucking health a healthcare world.
- 27:54Speaker 6: You know who who's the worst biggest piece of ship
- 27:58Speaker 6: was George Lopez do So this one.
- 28:01Speaker 2: Had kidney kidney issues or whatever he did. He did
- 28:05Speaker 2: and he got his wife to give him a kidney.
- 28:08Speaker 2: He hooked him up. She give a transplant, you know,
- 28:10Speaker 2: great wife, shout out to fucking his wife. Well, this
- 28:13Speaker 2: fool decided to cheat on her prostitute?
- 28:17Speaker 4: Bro, Like what I'm not even saying, don't cheat?
- 28:21Speaker 3: Okay, what's better than or a regular woman? A regular
- 28:25Speaker 3: as if.
- 28:25Speaker 4: You come on, dude, Japanese, don't look at it that way.
- 28:28Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying, because they look at the opposite way,
- 28:29Speaker 7: where it's like, at least you're not out there building
- 28:31Speaker 7: an emotional relationship with someone.
- 28:35Speaker 6: I get that part too, But to me, they don't
- 28:37Speaker 6: have to answer. You could have just sucked a fan.
- 28:40Speaker 6: He doesn't have to be a prostitute or a side bitch.
- 28:43Speaker 2: You could be in the middle. It could be like
- 28:45Speaker 2: a one time. To me, they both sucked. But to me,
- 28:47Speaker 2: I was like, bro, bitch on the side of the
- 28:50Speaker 2: fucking streets.
- 28:53Speaker 7: It's probably a better process than so, yeah, I'm thinking
- 28:56Speaker 7: some fucking figure roll.
- 28:59Speaker 1: Somebody say it also today Network probably sent the process.
- 29:02Speaker 1: It's common that couple split after us. If you're diagnosis,
- 29:06Speaker 1: I mean, I guess like, but I mean it does
- 29:10Speaker 1: change a lot. And then Miguel says, when are you
- 29:13Speaker 1: guys going in for your colonoscopy?
- 29:16Speaker 5: Oh?
- 29:16Speaker 1: You know, yeah, I don't think you have to get
- 29:17Speaker 1: it at like forty. I know I have a physical
- 29:19Speaker 1: next month, and like for.
- 29:20Speaker 3: Sure, like you've you've got you've gotten your prostate checked already.
- 29:25Speaker 3: The last time I don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
- 29:29Speaker 7: That's when you changed. I remember you came back that
- 29:31Speaker 7: day and ever since then, he've been a little that's
- 29:33Speaker 7: with Japan. Dog, that's what he went to Japan for.
- 29:36Speaker 7: You got prost checks.
- 29:37Speaker 2: They got smaller figures out.
- 29:39Speaker 1: Of Yeah, you get a black It's a lot less
- 29:45Speaker 1: painful than Exavier's black doctor.
- 29:49Speaker 4: Yeah, doctor uses I'm over here trying to help him
- 29:52Speaker 4: out the household me.
- 29:54Speaker 6: I'm over here trying to hook you up, dog, making
- 29:56Speaker 6: it as nice for you, and you're over here like, no,
- 29:58Speaker 6: she's get to He asked for tyrone.
- 30:00Speaker 4: You know you have to look for the tyrone. Doctor.
- 30:02Speaker 4: You know you have to get a colon. Could be
- 30:04Speaker 4: two fool.
- 30:04Speaker 3: You're a man, I know I haven't a doctor forever.
- 30:06Speaker 3: What's home?
- 30:07Speaker 5: What's up?
- 30:08Speaker 2: Man?
- 30:08Speaker 4: Take seat right here? Man?
- 30:12Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's great that you got to go first.
- 30:14Speaker 4: You know, we're all pretty much the same age. Yeah,
- 30:16Speaker 4: you gotta go first.
- 30:17Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't know that because you know, if you
- 30:19Speaker 1: went to the doctor, maybe your doctor would do some
- 30:22Speaker 1: blood work and then you might require to have one.
- 30:25Speaker 3: Earlier doctors wants to get the doctors.
- 30:30Speaker 4: I'm saying, Dog, that is the most common get in
- 30:33Speaker 4: your edit.
- 30:34Speaker 1: If if your doctor tells you like, don't listen, don't
- 30:37Speaker 1: listen to stupid. If your doctor fucking tells you to
- 30:40Speaker 1: go get some blood work because you might want to
- 30:42Speaker 1: check out your holding cold or get a cold blood,
- 30:45Speaker 1: you might you might want to listen to them, bro,
- 30:47Speaker 1: because a lot of a lot of men end up
- 30:49Speaker 1: getting getting that kind of cancer and a lot.
- 30:50Speaker 4: Of fools die like that.
- 30:51Speaker 3: You're right, I know, I'm just being silly.
- 30:54Speaker 4: Well, you're only has cancer, dog, and you know you're
- 30:56Speaker 4: joking about that ship.
- 30:57Speaker 3: It's just funny to think that a doctor wants to
- 30:59Speaker 3: get in these ones but knocked on.
- 31:01Speaker 2: You know, it's funny. I bet you his fucking home.
- 31:05Speaker 2: He's already doing jokes like that on stage, has he.
- 31:09Speaker 3: Yeah, he's been.
- 31:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 31:10Speaker 4: I feel he is that type of guy who's just roasting.
- 31:13Speaker 3: Him and we don't know what it is yet. He
- 31:14Speaker 3: hasn't gotten his results back.
- 31:16Speaker 4: He told everybody it was cancer.
- 31:18Speaker 2: He told you told everybody on Instagram.
- 31:20Speaker 4: I was like, fucking, this one came over here in
- 31:25Speaker 4: tripple Bear and everybody. He's like, yo, I gotta tell you.
- 31:29Speaker 4: By the way, Let's go ahead and welcome our guest.
- 31:31Speaker 5: Uh, what is it?
- 31:32Speaker 1: Running a little bit late, but better late than never.
- 31:34Speaker 1: Let's give it up for tattoo portrait artists.
- 31:37Speaker 4: Jonas Aguila, thank you guys, thanks for coming.
- 31:42Speaker 3: Sorry you walked in on that conversation.
- 31:46Speaker 5: I should I jump in? Should I stay out?
- 31:49Speaker 1: As a man, every man has to get a prosta exam, right,
- 31:52Speaker 1: you do? At least it's gonna comfortable, But like, yo,
- 31:56Speaker 1: it's better than being dead.
- 31:58Speaker 6: We're talking about how he goes to the pounds, like,
- 32:00Speaker 6: I bet you got it out there because they got smaller.
- 32:03Speaker 4: Hands, you know.
- 32:05Speaker 3: But he only called it a kolonosky when he came back.
- 32:11Speaker 1: So I'd rather be the only food here to go
- 32:12Speaker 1: to the doctor that you two foods to think that
- 32:14Speaker 1: you guys are healthy dog, especially with the food that
- 32:17Speaker 1: we you know, I was like, well, you don't need
- 32:20Speaker 1: a credit card to check out because you have that
- 32:21Speaker 1: much plastic inside you. Hey, doctor, how long you been
- 32:26Speaker 1: tattooing for?
- 32:26Speaker 4: Though I've been.
- 32:27Speaker 5: Tattooed for about twenty years, for a long time, but
- 32:31Speaker 5: you have none.
- 32:32Speaker 3: I do. I have a couple.
- 32:34Speaker 5: I just just get you know, I don't know.
- 32:36Speaker 7: I was just like, is it because you have a
- 32:38Speaker 7: heart that do you have a hard time finding someone
- 32:40Speaker 7: that will it that you like because you tattooed.
- 32:42Speaker 5: So that's the thing that I always always like too
- 32:45Speaker 5: picky about what I was gonna what I would get,
- 32:47Speaker 5: so I never really got anything. I just kind of
- 32:49Speaker 5: got a few of the you know, I've seen a
- 32:52Speaker 5: lot of people get random stuff, you know, to touch them.
- 32:55Speaker 4: Yeah, that's him too. Look at this shit.
- 32:56Speaker 5: I'm like, I think about you know, before I get something,
- 32:59Speaker 5: I think too three times about it, four or five
- 33:01Speaker 5: times about it. And that's kind of like it was.
- 33:03Speaker 4: Funny, that's weird. My logic was like, get random ship
- 33:06Speaker 4: and get both. It's kind of like barbers.
- 33:10Speaker 2: You remind me of barbers. The barber that does the
- 33:12Speaker 2: best hairdcut is the one that looks the grimiest.
- 33:15Speaker 4: I walked in. I was like, yo, why is that
- 33:17Speaker 4: food of the best hurdcuts? But you look at them
- 33:18Speaker 4: and this one had fainting like a week or like
- 33:20Speaker 4: a month or so and you the other foods are
- 33:22Speaker 4: all fainted up, and that's probably because it's such a metro.
- 33:25Speaker 8: You're such a metro.
- 33:28Speaker 7: Do you ever give someone a tattoo where you're like, man,
- 33:30Speaker 7: this tattoo is so ship. I can't believe they want this.
- 33:33Speaker 5: At the beginning when I first started tattooing.
- 33:35Speaker 7: Yeah, not that you're not that you're like their idea
- 33:39Speaker 7: was ship. Oh there I do is not that your
- 33:41Speaker 7: the tattoo looks great, but it's like, what the fuck
- 33:43Speaker 7: are you doing?
- 33:44Speaker 5: H Yeah? Sometimes yeah, you're like, yeah, what the what
- 33:47Speaker 5: am I even doing with this tattoo? But you know,
- 33:49Speaker 5: you have to roll with the punches.
- 33:51Speaker 1: I guess sometimes that's what they too, because like I mean,
- 33:53Speaker 1: obviously I've been tatted, and I keep getting tatted. You
- 33:56Speaker 1: got tired on a live podcast and yeah the homie
- 33:59Speaker 1: shout out to the homegirl.
- 34:00Speaker 4: She's done it.
- 34:01Speaker 1: And like I have having send me so many conversations
- 34:06Speaker 1: with a lot of tattoo artists, what are the dudes
- 34:09Speaker 1: that don't of like the industry, Because I know there's
- 34:12Speaker 1: some tattoo artists that be like, if you come over
- 34:14Speaker 1: here and like you want me to write your hood
- 34:16Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, you know what I mean, or
- 34:18Speaker 1: like or they'll be like if if you want a
- 34:19Speaker 1: fucking Nazi sign, I'm not doing that either.
- 34:22Speaker 5: I feel like tattoos are more meaningful nowadays. You don't
- 34:25Speaker 5: really see that too often.
- 34:27Speaker 4: You don't see like like somebody getting like a hateful I've.
- 34:29Speaker 5: Done that before, where like people have asked me to
- 34:31Speaker 5: throw in their hood and stuff, and I've done that,
- 34:33Speaker 5: you know, when I used to work at you know,
- 34:35Speaker 5: like at a hood shop and stuff. But you know,
- 34:38Speaker 5: now we're all like independent, we're all kind of like
- 34:41Speaker 5: through Instagram and everything like that, so we don't really
- 34:43Speaker 5: get it up for that type of stuff anymore, you know,
- 34:47Speaker 5: so it's kind of cool.
- 34:48Speaker 4: I guess you like move up in the tears.
- 34:50Speaker 5: I guess so.
- 34:51Speaker 1: Yeah, And when you started out like a lot of
- 34:54Speaker 1: people like cause here's the thing, like I remember, like
- 34:56Speaker 1: when I was younger, like you know those you know,
- 34:58Speaker 1: when you're in high school, you see like everybody take
- 35:00Speaker 1: their different routes. And then like with Instagram, it became
- 35:02Speaker 1: like what people were up to, and I saw the
- 35:04Speaker 1: people that kind of dabbled in the tattoo getting into
- 35:06Speaker 1: tattooing and Uh, I'm like, oh man, I would hate
- 35:10Speaker 1: to be that person that he let me practice on you.
- 35:12Speaker 1: But I remember seeing this chick she was tattooing pigskin.
- 35:18Speaker 1: Is that a common thing?
- 35:19Speaker 4: Like what's that? What's the idea behind?
- 35:22Speaker 5: Yeah? So yeah, they did commonly. Like you, that's commonly
- 35:26Speaker 5: the first thing that you do is your tattooed on pickskin.
- 35:28Speaker 5: Before you tattoo on a person, you want to make
- 35:31Speaker 5: sure the machine is good on your hand. And that
- 35:34Speaker 5: is even a fit for you. It's not as similar
- 35:37Speaker 5: because it's more of a robbery then, you know, but
- 35:40Speaker 5: it's like it's all we got, you know, it's right, Yeah.
- 35:46Speaker 2: He's not, he just got.
- 35:50Speaker 5: Before they used to use pigskin. Now they use something
- 35:52Speaker 5: called practice skin, which is like, uh, basically the same thing,
- 35:56Speaker 5: but it just made out of rubber. So you get
- 35:58Speaker 5: washed it, you can't you you can wash it, but
- 36:01Speaker 5: the tattoo stay in there. Yeah, it's not like retattooable that.
- 36:05Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
- 36:06Speaker 1: That's like they I guess they had to make an
- 36:08Speaker 1: eco friendly because you know, there's some people it's like
- 36:09Speaker 1: I don't want to tatto. Yeah exactly nowadays, you know,
- 36:13Speaker 1: like yeah, sure, back then because yeah, I remember like
- 36:17Speaker 1: to be like, where do you get it?
- 36:18Speaker 4: Like you just go to the butcher shop fucking as
- 36:20Speaker 4: like pigskin, Yeah, what I need it?
- 36:24Speaker 6: When you started tattooing it tattoo and then did you
- 36:27Speaker 6: want to do portrait? Because I have a homie who
- 36:28Speaker 6: when he started kind of just learned and then.
- 36:31Speaker 4: He wouldn't do no color butterflies.
- 36:36Speaker 6: It was I only do black and white, and I
- 36:38Speaker 6: want to do portrait, and then he would do like
- 36:40Speaker 6: free time and now he's like killing it.
- 36:41Speaker 2: He's like, but he's stuck to this one thing. And
- 36:43Speaker 2: I remember asking him.
- 36:44Speaker 6: I was like, wh I want you to that bitches
- 36:45Speaker 6: wanting to give you two hundred bucks tattoo or a butterfly.
- 36:47Speaker 6: He's like, I don't even want to buy the color
- 36:50Speaker 6: I'm and he literally Now if you look at his art,
- 36:52Speaker 6: you're like, oh, this fool is dedicated to one thing.
- 36:54Speaker 6: That kind of how you went because I saw you
- 36:56Speaker 6: at work.
- 36:56Speaker 5: When I first started tattooing. You know, I started tattooing
- 36:59Speaker 5: and just random, you know, that's how you got to start.
- 37:01Speaker 5: You know, then after you progress, you kind of understand
- 37:04Speaker 5: like what it is that you really want to do,
- 37:06Speaker 5: you know, for me, it was actually lettering at the beginning,
- 37:09Speaker 5: and then it turned out to be portraits. After portraits
- 37:12Speaker 5: is like, what's more meaningful than a portrait? You know,
- 37:14Speaker 5: like I have tattooed. Portraits were like of people's like
- 37:18Speaker 5: loved ones that have passed away, like their kids, moms, dads, grandpas, friends,
- 37:23Speaker 5: giving cats and dogs and stuff like that.
- 37:25Speaker 4: Is there is there a portrait where you're just like,
- 37:30Speaker 4: you know, like it just wasn't my best work all right.
- 37:34Speaker 5: At the beginning, Yeah, for sure, at the beginning of
- 37:36Speaker 5: my career.
- 37:37Speaker 4: All of them are like that. You're like, I was like, hey,
- 37:42Speaker 4: you know what, let me cover it up after Yeah.
- 37:44Speaker 6: But on top of that, that's one thing where to me,
- 37:48Speaker 6: I always saw him like, bro, it must be hard
- 37:49Speaker 6: to get to portrait because you gotta fox them up
- 37:52Speaker 6: before you do, and those are people they love, so
- 37:55Speaker 6: you gotta show that be like it was his second portrait,
- 37:58Speaker 6: but it's you so like it's one of the ones
- 38:01Speaker 6: where you got to commit.
- 38:02Speaker 2: And it's like tough because anything else is like, well
- 38:04Speaker 2: it kind of looks like your dog somebody.
- 38:08Speaker 1: Somebody did hope it wasn't wh When I was younger,
- 38:12Speaker 1: it's like this fool, fucking I was supposed to do
- 38:15Speaker 1: a lion's portrait.
- 38:16Speaker 4: And this fool left it like fucking like just funked up.
- 38:20Speaker 1: He didn't finish it right, and I was supposed to
- 38:21Speaker 1: go back and then, like you as tattoo artists, then
- 38:24Speaker 1: I had to have somebody fucking just pick it up,
- 38:26Speaker 1: dog and just how to do the best they could.
- 38:28Speaker 1: And I was like, thank god I ran into the
- 38:30Speaker 1: homie who really knows how to get down, because I
- 38:32Speaker 1: would have had this ship as fucking.
- 38:34Speaker 3: Does it translate, like if you can tattoo really well,
- 38:37Speaker 3: does that mean you can really well or vice versa.
- 38:39Speaker 5: So it's kind of like learning how to play the
- 38:42Speaker 5: guitar and then you're learning how to play the piano.
- 38:44Speaker 5: You know the instruments, you know, you know what they're
- 38:47Speaker 5: supposed to do, you know what keys are supposed to be,
- 38:50Speaker 5: but you just got to learn it, you know, differently,
- 38:53Speaker 5: it's something that you know already, but you have to
- 38:55Speaker 5: It's like learning a second language kind of, you know. Yeah, yeah,
- 39:00Speaker 5: I was good at drawing. I used to draw in school.
- 39:02Speaker 5: I didn't even pay attention. I gotta be sitting in
- 39:05Speaker 5: classes drawing the whole class, and I'd be passing around
- 39:08Speaker 5: like my my, uh, drawing, and everybody would be like,
- 39:10Speaker 5: oh my gosh, so fucking cool, like everybody laughing, Oh
- 39:14Speaker 5: there's I even right there. Oh shit, Like you know,
- 39:18Speaker 5: so that I wouldn't wouldn't really be paying it much
- 39:20Speaker 5: like that.
- 39:21Speaker 1: Though, Like like they like it's crazy when you think
- 39:23Speaker 1: about it, Like in high school, like homies that I
- 39:25Speaker 1: knew they knew how to draw. They either they either
- 39:27Speaker 1: grew up and knew how to cut hair and knew
- 39:29Speaker 1: how to fucking tattoo, or they fucking got into some
- 39:32Speaker 1: kind of like coordination like yeah, something that requires a
- 39:36Speaker 1: good hand the eye coordination, and like it always tripped
- 39:38Speaker 1: me out though, Like I always feel like school doesn't
- 39:41Speaker 1: recognize that. Like I feel like they should have a
- 39:43Speaker 1: stratained eye for that kind of ship. Like when you
- 39:44Speaker 1: see these students have a good hand and eye coordination,
- 39:47Speaker 1: start directing those fools towards fucking careers.
- 39:50Speaker 3: Maybe they do. They just saw you and then ask.
- 39:52Speaker 8: You there are school there are arts schools out there,
- 39:56Speaker 8: stuff like that. It's just that where we live we
- 40:00Speaker 8: were brought up, she doesn't exist.
- 40:04Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I mean because I knew a lot of
- 40:06Speaker 4: I knew a lot in high school.
- 40:08Speaker 1: Dog looking at it now, it sucks, bro because I
- 40:11Speaker 1: knew a lot of wasted talent.
- 40:13Speaker 4: Who's they had, like talent to draw, who's they were
- 40:16Speaker 4: fucking who? How to play guitar? Who?
- 40:19Speaker 1: And it fucking sucks because I'm like looking at it
- 40:21Speaker 1: now to see what to see what I've accomplished.
- 40:24Speaker 4: Like in a sense, I'm just.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Like I could have been interviewing somebody's fools now in
- 40:27Speaker 1: their career, you know, like I could have been fucking
- 40:30Speaker 1: you know that somebody could have gone been an actor
- 40:32Speaker 1: and all this ship. But it's just like you know,
- 40:33Speaker 1: over the growing up in the hood, dog so much
- 40:36Speaker 1: wasted talent.
- 40:37Speaker 4: Did you did you enter?
- 40:39Speaker 3: Huh?
- 40:39Speaker 5: Did you inter intern? Like no? So when I started off,
- 40:45Speaker 5: now you had to know somebody that knew somebody in
- 40:47Speaker 5: there to get in, and it was a little bit
- 40:50Speaker 5: harder to get into so also much rougher too, Like
- 40:54Speaker 5: the abuse that they would get was pretty bad, and
- 40:56Speaker 5: stuff like they would make you just do I was
- 40:58Speaker 5: just fucking random like that, terrible stuff like what oh
- 41:03Speaker 5: like the bathrooms, that's for sure, well that that's that's
- 41:06Speaker 5: that's for sure. But like but like wash like the
- 41:09Speaker 5: artists cars and stuff like that. You know, like this
- 41:14Speaker 5: ship that's kind of like yeah that that you may
- 41:16Speaker 5: be what does this have to do with tattooing?
- 41:19Speaker 1: And you're like, you know, like not straight up though, man,
- 41:21Speaker 1: Like if you're gonna I think that's kind of that's
- 41:23Speaker 1: something to like, if you're gonna have somebody intern, are
- 41:26Speaker 1: we gonna have somebody do the apprentice kind of ship,
- 41:28Speaker 1: make sure they're taking some actual skills or something to
- 41:31Speaker 1: take home out of it. Like he's like, if you're
- 41:33Speaker 1: gonna be in visits, how to run their own ship
- 41:36Speaker 1: if they if you're if you're gonna have them work
- 41:37Speaker 1: at your clothing shop, make sure that that's what they
- 41:39Speaker 1: want to have ambition for they pick up game, you
- 41:42Speaker 1: know what I mean? So like, don't be don't be
- 41:44Speaker 1: that fucking gatekeeper, because we're in an era right now
- 41:46Speaker 1: where there's no more gatekeeper.
- 41:48Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no more gatekeeping. Dog and small and a
- 41:52Speaker 4: lot of a lot of selfish fools.
- 41:56Speaker 1: They fucking they get angry at that, bro, They get
- 41:59Speaker 1: angry at the fat that there is no more gatekeeping.
- 42:01Speaker 1: And I'm sorry, brother, we're not going back. There's no
- 42:04Speaker 1: going back anymore dogs.
- 42:05Speaker 3: To change the game.
- 42:06Speaker 4: Now, you'd rather fucking be able to build.
- 42:10Speaker 1: If you're not able to build a bridge, don't commit
- 42:11Speaker 1: to building one dog because you're gonna build the shitty
- 42:13Speaker 1: one dog.
- 42:14Speaker 5: I feel like back then, you know, gatekeeping was definitely
- 42:16Speaker 5: a thing, and tattooing artists gatekeeper of everything. Nowadays, it
- 42:23Speaker 5: just like everything's out on the open. You could just
- 42:25Speaker 5: go on YouTube and learn how to tattoo. Everything's so accessible.
- 42:29Speaker 5: I could just order a machine from Amazon to fucking
- 42:31Speaker 5: get here five o'clock today, I'll start tattooing by six,
- 42:34Speaker 5: you know, like it's it's way different, you know, So
- 42:37Speaker 5: you there's gatekeeping is even if you try to gatekeep
- 42:40Speaker 5: somebody else, so post it or whatever.
- 42:42Speaker 6: Andorial used to doorial to you.
- 42:47Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll tell you right now, dog like that.
- 42:49Speaker 1: That's especially being in the clothing industry and making merch
- 42:52Speaker 1: dog six seven years ago, it was mock you. It
- 42:57Speaker 1: was really important that you had an embroidery person that
- 42:59Speaker 1: you could try us and you're not going over here
- 43:01Speaker 1: and this and that because not everybody had the plug.
- 43:04Speaker 4: Talk.
- 43:04Speaker 1: Now on Saturdays and Sundays, you see like a bunch
- 43:07Speaker 1: of people that I want to start a clothing and
- 43:08Speaker 1: they pay for a tour, they take them to different shops.
- 43:11Speaker 4: You come getting broided this when you come get silk screen,
- 43:13Speaker 4: this is and and.
- 43:14Speaker 1: Hey, more power to them, because at the end of
- 43:16Speaker 1: the day, bro, you have to realize, just because somebody
- 43:19Speaker 1: wants to start something doesn't mean they're gonna finish. There's
- 43:23Speaker 1: a lot of people that say they want to do this,
- 43:25Speaker 1: a lot of people. You know how I know this
- 43:27Speaker 1: see it every day at the gym. I was like,
- 43:29Speaker 1: how many times did I say I was going to start?
- 43:31Speaker 1: Then I fucking never finished until one day I was like,
- 43:33Speaker 1: you know, fuck this, better commit. So it's in human
- 43:36Speaker 1: nature to not want to finish your sits, So you
- 43:38Speaker 1: shouldn't be scared of like how many people want to
- 43:41Speaker 1: do it. The percentage of people being successful at it
- 43:44Speaker 1: is what you should really kind of take into creation.
- 43:47Speaker 1: Trying is a part of every process. Yeah, Like, you
- 43:51Speaker 1: gotta try.
- 43:52Speaker 4: You ain't gonna know what it's like to fail or succeed.
- 43:54Speaker 4: If you don't try, you have to.
- 43:56Speaker 5: Yeah, if you don't try, you already lost.
- 43:59Speaker 4: Straight up.
- 43:59Speaker 3: Bro, Like, you probably fail, but it doesn't mean it's over.
- 44:02Speaker 1: Yeah, because at the end of the day. Even if
- 44:04Speaker 1: you fail, you either get back up and try it
- 44:06Speaker 1: again or you.
- 44:07Speaker 3: Figure out that that's not for you, don't motivate the same.
- 44:10Speaker 1: Yeah, I think people are fi people kind of people,
- 44:14Speaker 1: kind of like sometimes people are afraid to walk away,
- 44:17Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like like people are afraid
- 44:19Speaker 1: to walk away because it's comfortable.
- 44:21Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's just like.
- 44:22Speaker 3: Look, bro, like people six years Tom Segura walked away.
- 44:29Speaker 6: Ye.
- 44:29Speaker 5: People don't feel good about taking a step back for sure,
- 44:32Speaker 5: like anybody that's anybody you know?
- 44:34Speaker 4: Do you know any people?
- 44:35Speaker 1: And you know, I'm not saying my name, but like
- 44:37Speaker 1: you know, especially in tattooing where like you're just like
- 44:39Speaker 1: bro like what like it's like I'm sure like nadies
- 44:41Speaker 1: are comedian where you see like damn bro like been
- 44:43Speaker 1: added for five years, Like this is for you, you
- 44:45Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like like you know, like I'm
- 44:47Speaker 1: sure you know I've seen some.
- 44:48Speaker 5: People like that too, But I ain't gonna say ship.
- 44:51Speaker 1: I don't where you're like, look for I've known you
- 44:53Speaker 1: for five years. You should progressively get better for me
- 44:56Speaker 1: about it.
- 44:56Speaker 3: You're working at the shop, like you gotta be real
- 44:59Speaker 3: comfortable with someone to say that to.
- 45:00Speaker 1: Him, to say something I mean to say it, yeah,
- 45:02Speaker 1: but I'm saying like, even in every industry you kind
- 45:04Speaker 1: of know, bro, Like I'm sure you're like.
- 45:06Speaker 4: Fool you come every week to open Mike just funnier,
- 45:10Speaker 4: like in your.
- 45:11Speaker 7: Head, you think that comedy I do sometimes, But comedy
- 45:14Speaker 7: is one of those things where it's like it could
- 45:16Speaker 7: take ten twenty years, you know, and someone could never
- 45:20Speaker 7: know who's gonna fucking figure it out or when they'll
- 45:22Speaker 7: figure it out.
- 45:24Speaker 5: I remember, sorry, I remember one time this one client
- 45:28Speaker 5: came in and he asked me to see my work
- 45:30Speaker 5: and I showed it to him, and he just didn't
- 45:31Speaker 5: like it. I guess he said something. I forgot. I
- 45:34Speaker 5: forgot what he said, but I was just like, damn,
- 45:37Speaker 5: this guy really fucking dissed me.
- 45:39Speaker 3: Did it hurt?
- 45:39Speaker 5: It hurt like motherfucker. But then, you know what, it
- 45:42Speaker 5: fucking pushed me to go even further. I was like, man,
- 45:44Speaker 5: fuck this guy, I'm gonna fucking show him what I'm doing.
- 45:46Speaker 5: So I was in there, but you know what, like
- 45:48Speaker 5: in order for that to happen, somebody has to be
- 45:51Speaker 5: the bad guy and say, hey, you shirk you know,
- 45:53Speaker 5: I'm not gonna be that person to say that. You know.
- 45:55Speaker 7: I was in Vegas with another comedian and we were
- 46:00Speaker 7: stopped on we were on Freemont Street, stopped for the characters, right,
- 46:03Speaker 7: and one of my other boys was with us.
- 46:06Speaker 3: They did my character and it's funny. You know, I
- 46:08Speaker 3: loved it. They showed my boy his character.
- 46:10Speaker 4: And it looked just like him, right, but he goes,
- 46:14Speaker 4: does look like me at all. He goes the forehead
- 46:16Speaker 4: it's so big.
- 46:18Speaker 7: He was he didn't like it, and he kept talking
- 46:20Speaker 7: about it, and then the guy who did his thing
- 46:22Speaker 7: was like, I'm so sorry.
- 46:24Speaker 3: He goes, I'm horrible. He ripped it and started crying
- 46:27Speaker 3: and he's like, we're gonna quit right now. Yeah. It
- 46:28Speaker 3: was one of the craziest things I've ever witnessed in
- 46:30Speaker 3: my life.
- 46:32Speaker 5: No, this is.
- 46:35Speaker 3: On Freemont Street. It was just a character guy, some
- 46:37Speaker 3: Asian guy. He fucking broke his heart.
- 46:39Speaker 5: Bro Damn, that's too much.
- 46:43Speaker 3: If you're gonna be a sensitive like yeah, but it
- 46:45Speaker 3: also did look like my boy, and my boy was
- 46:47Speaker 3: just being so fucking sense.
- 46:49Speaker 2: There has been a super bad day.
- 46:51Speaker 3: But yeah, that guy he cried and quit. People dog
- 46:55Speaker 3: it was crazy. Did your friend get his money back
- 46:58Speaker 3: and he didn't pay for it? Like I ripped the picture.
- 47:00Speaker 3: That's so sad.
- 47:01Speaker 5: What if that?
- 47:02Speaker 3: What if?
- 47:02Speaker 4: Like he's just on the side.
- 47:03Speaker 1: He's like he doesn't know that he's that guy is
- 47:05Speaker 1: trying to be an actor too, and he was like
- 47:07Speaker 1: perfect chance, Like yeah, this Vega the spot cry though.
- 47:12Speaker 3: This Freemont Street, Vegas. There's no actors just hanging out
- 47:14Speaker 3: there trying to get it.
- 47:16Speaker 1: Yeah, but have you ever met somebody they could just
- 47:19Speaker 1: on the spot cry. Don't ever trust somebody like that, bro.
- 47:21Speaker 1: They can lie all the time, but they could just like,
- 47:24Speaker 1: on the spot cry. That's the gift, bro, Like you get.
- 47:27Speaker 5: Sure it has to be valid, bro, or you've been
- 47:30Speaker 5: traumatized your whole life.
- 47:31Speaker 3: They could just cry on the spot for everything.
- 47:36Speaker 2: Tears.
- 47:37Speaker 1: Like if you get like there's some people right now
- 47:38Speaker 1: that you could just be chilling right here and be
- 47:40Speaker 1: like all right, hit the water work and fucking just
- 47:43Speaker 1: start fucking bawling.
- 47:45Speaker 3: That's crazy.
- 47:46Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 47:46Speaker 3: I think neighbors over here.
- 47:47Speaker 4: He's like, man, sounds like my girlfriend.
- 47:51Speaker 2: All the time.
- 47:51Speaker 3: You never watched the show Friends? You ever watch Friends?
- 47:58Speaker 7: The guy in that Joey, who's an actor there for
- 48:00Speaker 7: him when he said when he would cry, he would
- 48:02Speaker 7: keep air of Plyers in his pocket and cut a
- 48:04Speaker 7: hole and just balls.
- 48:07Speaker 3: Cry. On the hand, that's pretty nice, omitted.
- 48:11Speaker 2: I wouldn't do that ship.
- 48:13Speaker 4: That's not that's not enough to make you get You gotta.
- 48:16Speaker 2: What are you talking about? That is enough to make
- 48:18Speaker 2: a cry, bro.
- 48:18Speaker 4: You gotta get like all your fucking nose here.
- 48:21Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like literally like get like and then fucking
- 48:24Speaker 1: do the do the fucking little twist, so you get
- 48:27Speaker 1: like one fucking big and then.
- 48:30Speaker 4: And then your fucking.
- 48:32Speaker 5: Ball dog, either that or some chili or something. What
- 48:36Speaker 5: sabby cry?
- 48:39Speaker 1: I remember I put that ship in a homie soda
- 48:41Speaker 1: one time and sobby yeah, in like middle school dog like.
- 48:44Speaker 1: I remember we went to a buffet and Crenshaw and
- 48:46Speaker 1: I remember like, oh yeah. I was like I remember, like,
- 48:50Speaker 1: what the fuck is this grim face? And everybody's like,
- 48:52Speaker 1: oh it's and then that was the food that was
- 48:55Speaker 1: just always doing like Franks ships.
- 48:58Speaker 3: In the microwave. That's what I mean.
- 48:59Speaker 4: When I used to be the fool.
- 49:02Speaker 1: And I fucking I feel had like a yeah cook
- 49:05Speaker 1: and I fucking literally got the I took a little bolita,
- 49:08Speaker 1: like a little I made a little ball of fucking osabi,
- 49:11Speaker 1: and he fools getting food and I fucking start like
- 49:13Speaker 1: pushing it down.
- 49:14Speaker 4: With the straw that goes all the way to the bottom.
- 49:17Speaker 1: No, I did well, Like it starts going like this
- 49:19Speaker 1: and I see and because it's oily and it's black,
- 49:21Speaker 1: and this one it's a hot ass day ful.
- 49:23Speaker 4: This one comes back. He's like, hell, yeah, I'm about
- 49:25Speaker 4: to eat.
- 49:25Speaker 2: In this food.
- 49:27Speaker 4: And like it doesn't know, it doesn't really feel it
- 49:29Speaker 4: to like fucking like it's like down. This fell down
- 49:32Speaker 4: the whole ball and.
- 49:33Speaker 3: This was.
- 49:35Speaker 4: And I'm like, ah haha, this was genuinely fucking choking dog.
- 49:39Speaker 1: The fucking Asian lady is like, help him, help him,
- 49:43Speaker 1: Like this was like goes to the bathroom in last
- 49:46Speaker 1: twenty seconds. No, this was in the bathroom for like
- 49:49Speaker 1: fucking fifteen minutes. The Asian lady was like, you need help,
- 49:52Speaker 1: you need help, you know, And I was just like
- 49:54Speaker 1: what the fuck. I felt so bad because this fool
- 49:56Speaker 1: was genuinely in there choking. But the whole time that
- 49:59Speaker 1: he was in there, I was like, he's cool, fool,
- 50:01Speaker 1: He's cool. I was having a bast I have never
- 50:05Speaker 1: laughed at hart.
- 50:06Speaker 5: That happened to me once. The first time I had
- 50:07Speaker 5: a sabi, I thought it was guacamole and I put
- 50:12Speaker 5: it on my food and I just started not fun.
- 50:18Speaker 7: I know, fast like horse Radish hand on sabi is
- 50:23Speaker 7: way more intesting. Yeah, but I mean sabi doesn't last
- 50:26Speaker 7: like long. It's gonna dissipate.
- 50:27Speaker 1: What's the hottest Indian fucking uh me? How is Indian
- 50:32Speaker 1: like sco or like, what is the hot sauceome.
- 50:37Speaker 3: Hotest?
- 50:37Speaker 4: I don't know, like a spicy ship too right?
- 50:40Speaker 3: Icy? I don't know what's the hottest type exactly.
- 50:47Speaker 6: I was gonna ask you, because everyone has their specialty
- 50:50Speaker 6: on Nick Master, do you think you could still participate
- 50:52Speaker 6: in in it?
- 50:53Speaker 2: Since they throw so many curveballs at.
- 50:55Speaker 4: You on that show.
- 50:56Speaker 2: I love that show.
- 50:56Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie.
- 50:57Speaker 6: As a guy and you're probably and I know most
- 50:59Speaker 6: that's the artist probably kind of find it kind of wacky.
- 51:02Speaker 2: But as a guy who's just packy I live.
- 51:05Speaker 6: I mean it's if it's on TV, I'll throwing on. Yeah,
- 51:09Speaker 6: you think you can bust it out or you think
- 51:11Speaker 6: it's it's all show or I.
- 51:12Speaker 5: Mean I feel like that show. I'm not gonna say
- 51:15Speaker 5: anything too bad about it, but I do feel like
- 51:17Speaker 5: the producers get involved with it a lot, so they
- 51:20Speaker 5: kind of can pick and choose who stays and direct it.
- 51:24Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 51:25Speaker 5: So if you're not an interesting person or if you're
- 51:27Speaker 5: not causing drama, you're just in the dark, you don't
- 51:31Speaker 5: let you go it, They'll let you go. They'll find
- 51:33Speaker 5: a way to let you go that'll set you up.
- 51:35Speaker 5: You know.
- 51:35Speaker 1: That's why I hear like a lot of those chef shows,
- 51:37Speaker 1: that's what it is, dog if you don't have the personality,
- 51:40Speaker 1: That's why some of those, Like towards the end of
- 51:42Speaker 1: like Chef Ramsey's Health Kitchen, some people were like when
- 51:44Speaker 1: you would see the blogs in reddits, they'll be like, Yo,
- 51:46Speaker 1: this person made a shitty dish, Like you could tell
- 51:49Speaker 1: they would like come back and discuss it. And I
- 51:50Speaker 1: would be looking at some of those logs and I'm
- 51:52Speaker 1: just like, right, bro, they're fucking curating it. Because the
- 51:55Speaker 1: Asian girl fucking cries every time she gives yelled that
- 51:57Speaker 1: and the guy who fucking really wants to fucking know
- 52:00Speaker 1: how to cook, and he's fighting for his fucking dog
- 52:02Speaker 1: in the van and he lives in like he's boring.
- 52:05Speaker 1: So then fuck this guy even though he's like work,
- 52:07Speaker 1: like he has a better story.
- 52:09Speaker 4: You know this sh it's crazy.
- 52:10Speaker 3: Every show is about the story that the person brings along.
- 52:14Speaker 3: It's not about what they can do. It's literally, do
- 52:18Speaker 3: you have a hook? That hook you know that will
- 52:21Speaker 3: people get people.
- 52:22Speaker 4: Like people be like, Oh I like that person.
- 52:24Speaker 3: I want to watch it for this Oh his dad
- 52:25Speaker 3: has cancer right now, Like he's doing this for his dad.
- 52:28Speaker 3: You know, well, this guy's this guy's a gay trans guy.
- 52:31Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he means Like in Shark Tank, bro, nothing
- 52:34Speaker 1: pisses me off more when I see him. When they
- 52:36Speaker 1: start crying, I no longer want to buy the product,
- 52:39Speaker 1: Like like I fucking It's like, what the fuck?
- 52:42Speaker 4: There is no I'm gonna tell you this right, there's some.
- 52:44Speaker 3: There's some.
- 52:48Speaker 4: In business. I'll tell you there is no room for
- 52:51Speaker 4: emotions on the contract.
- 52:53Speaker 5: Dog.
- 52:54Speaker 1: That's really what it comes down to. So you get
- 52:56Speaker 1: that ship out of the way and you fucking talk business.
- 53:01Speaker 2: There was just there's this one episode on shart Tank where.
- 53:03Speaker 4: We yelded the kid mister wonderful stupid.
- 53:07Speaker 6: These kids come in with the business idea of this
- 53:10Speaker 6: business product. And at the end of it they took
- 53:13Speaker 6: over because the dad died because of nine to eleven,
- 53:16Speaker 6: great time to cry and they asked him who started
- 53:18Speaker 6: this company?
- 53:19Speaker 2: And that's when the kids start crying. That's not a gimmick, dog,
- 53:22Speaker 2: that was.
- 53:24Speaker 4: No, it's not.
- 53:25Speaker 3: Those kids are healed. They at a company.
- 53:27Speaker 2: No, they're not healed. When your dad dies on nine
- 53:29Speaker 2: to eleven.
- 53:30Speaker 7: When when the episode twenty two makers twenty twenty two,
- 53:34Speaker 7: twenty twenty four, what did you watch this?
- 53:36Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
- 53:37Speaker 2: You're not going to cry when you when you talk
- 53:38Speaker 2: about your kids.
- 53:39Speaker 3: No, I'm not saying it's not sad.
- 53:41Speaker 2: I'm just saying there was a lot of there was
- 53:42Speaker 2: like four it was.
- 53:43Speaker 3: They buffed it up a bit to get you back, and.
- 53:47Speaker 4: Daddy kills dogs.
- 53:53Speaker 5: I feel like what you're saying is true. What you're
- 53:55Speaker 5: saying is also true. But at the end of the day,
- 53:57Speaker 5: like it's about the views and that's what dudes, you know,
- 54:01Speaker 5: stuff like that.
- 54:01Speaker 4: Yeah, they have to they have to appeal appeal to people.
- 54:04Speaker 1: Sometimes a talent that's just because it's TV though, But
- 54:08Speaker 1: like I think in real life though, man, like if
- 54:10Speaker 1: you're really talented at what you do, there's always gonna.
- 54:12Speaker 4: Be people seeking you out.
- 54:13Speaker 1: Because the people who genuinely fucking know that you're skilled
- 54:16Speaker 1: and they get they look for that kind of stuff,
- 54:18Speaker 1: they're always gonna you know, they're as it might take
- 54:20Speaker 1: a while for some of these people to find you,
- 54:22Speaker 1: but if you're genuinely skilled at what you do, there's
- 54:24Speaker 1: always gonna be asses and chairs. There's always gonna be
- 54:27Speaker 1: somebody that's gonna be like, hey, I need you to
- 54:29Speaker 1: do this portrait my dog, my mom. You know, like,
- 54:32Speaker 1: there's always gonna be that. And if you're genuinely good
- 54:34Speaker 1: at what you do, people are gonna keep going. I mean,
- 54:37Speaker 1: twenty years of anything.
- 54:39Speaker 4: Is a long ass time.
- 54:40Speaker 3: What's the weirdest tattoo you ever had to do? I
- 54:45Speaker 3: don't know.
- 54:46Speaker 5: I don't really have any weird tattoos, and I don't
- 54:48Speaker 5: know everybody has one weird stuff, but I don't know.
- 54:51Speaker 5: I did like a snow cone doing a line once,
- 54:57Speaker 5: ice cream snow cone doing ice cream snow cone, Yeah,
- 55:02Speaker 5: with legs. No, it was just like the cone and
- 55:06Speaker 5: then the thing and it was just it was two
- 55:08Speaker 5: of them too, and they were doing the line. It
- 55:12Speaker 5: was yeah, that's that's what you know what?
- 55:15Speaker 4: Actually, no, I don't want to know. So my person Mexican.
- 55:21Speaker 5: But you know what, the weirdest, the weirdest tattoo, actually
- 55:24Speaker 5: I I did was an A T and T logo
- 55:26Speaker 5: on some guys that ribs. He went to a T
- 55:29Speaker 5: and T. He liked the chick that worked there. He
- 55:32Speaker 5: got the AT and T logo and her name on
- 55:35Speaker 5: the bottom. Her name was Vivian. I remember that ship. Yeah?
- 55:38Speaker 3: Did he get the true story?
- 55:39Speaker 5: Ah? No, he didn't.
- 55:41Speaker 4: I was like, what happened? How did you show her?
- 55:43Speaker 5: Like? You know? I thought it was actually stupid? Actually
- 55:45Speaker 5: I didn't. I didn't tell her. That is crazy. So
- 55:48Speaker 5: if there was, if there's a girl that worked at
- 55:51Speaker 5: AT and T maybe like ten years ago, her name
- 55:54Speaker 5: is Vivian, somebody guys on the ribs that was that's
- 55:59Speaker 5: pretty crazy.
- 56:00Speaker 4: I think that's pretty that's pretty It was a tattoo
- 56:04Speaker 4: per like the tattoo game. How often does that happen now?
- 56:08Speaker 3: Like?
- 56:08Speaker 1: When I picture people getting their names tatted or their
- 56:12Speaker 1: significant others names tatted, I picture like, you know, like
- 56:15Speaker 1: old school troro shit or like ninety shit, Like do
- 56:18Speaker 1: people still do it nowadays?
- 56:21Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd be surprised. People still get random ship you know.
- 56:23Speaker 4: People are so I'm talking about like you get your
- 56:26Speaker 4: ex lady's name that's not your lady. Yeah, like but
- 56:31Speaker 4: like but like your significant other, Like people are still
- 56:33Speaker 4: getting that.
- 56:33Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, people still get those.
- 56:35Speaker 4: Yeah, people get that even their portraits. Nowadays, you believe
- 56:38Speaker 4: the curse that when you get they come back.
- 56:40Speaker 5: So that's a funny like topic right there, because I
- 56:43Speaker 5: have my little theory about the curse and it might,
- 56:46Speaker 5: you know, offend some people, but I would say that
- 56:49Speaker 5: the people that are getting these name tattoos or their
- 56:52Speaker 5: significant others are a certain type of people that may
- 56:56Speaker 5: not really make the best decisions, you know. That's so
- 57:00Speaker 5: that's why it's not because it's a curse. It's because
- 57:03Speaker 5: people are like in these situations that like don't really
- 57:07Speaker 5: they don't really know what they're doing in life. You know.
- 57:09Speaker 5: I don't know how to kind of say that, really, do.
- 57:12Speaker 4: You do knight tattoos?
- 57:14Speaker 5: The night tattoos? Yeah? Sometimes I do. I had I
- 57:17Speaker 5: had a a girl that wanted her X names uh
- 57:21Speaker 5: each She had her X name right here and wanted
- 57:23Speaker 5: me to put a line over it. I didn't want
- 57:24Speaker 5: to do that because then you're like, you're putting a
- 57:27Speaker 5: line over it's gonna be harder to cover up because
- 57:30Speaker 5: you know, you put a line over it, you still
- 57:31Speaker 5: can read it, right, It's kind of like putting void
- 57:34Speaker 5: over it. Like it's that's kind of you know, but yeah,
- 57:37Speaker 5: there is there's something well I agree.
- 57:40Speaker 6: With these but like these people that come in trying
- 57:43Speaker 6: to get face hats and they don't even have a
- 57:44Speaker 6: full sleep.
- 57:46Speaker 5: That was a thing that was more of a thing
- 57:48Speaker 5: back in the day. That was like you couldn't get
- 57:50Speaker 5: a neck tattoo without having a full sleep, or you
- 57:53Speaker 5: couldn't get a face that.
- 57:54Speaker 6: I still gone, I still kind of if I see
- 57:56Speaker 6: someone with the face tat and I'm like and I look.
- 57:58Speaker 2: At their hands, I'm like like, now now they eat
- 58:02Speaker 2: their own. But to me, I'm like, yo, I think
- 58:04Speaker 2: you gotta like fully covered.
- 58:05Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 58:06Speaker 5: Nowadays it be the opposite. Now people are coming to
- 58:08Speaker 5: get the face tattoos and the next tattoos first, you know,
- 58:11Speaker 5: But traditionally before it's like it's kind of like a
- 58:14Speaker 5: rite of passage. You had to have a full sleep
- 58:16Speaker 5: first before you get the next tattooed and the artist.
- 58:19Speaker 5: Artists would deny you. They'll tell you. You know what,
- 58:21Speaker 5: now you can't. You gotta get your sleep first.
- 58:23Speaker 3: I heard.
- 58:24Speaker 4: I heard that it's more painful to fucking get it
- 58:26Speaker 4: removed than actual.
- 58:27Speaker 5: One hundred percent. Have you Have you ever had laser na?
- 58:31Speaker 5: Fuck that shit. I ain't doing that. I mean I
- 58:34Speaker 5: do have some tattoos that I want to like laser off.
- 58:37Speaker 5: But yeah, I heard that you could even smell your
- 58:39Speaker 5: skin burn Like yeah, see, like I wouldn't.
- 58:43Speaker 1: I wouldn't like me, I would committed, bro, Like, I
- 58:46Speaker 1: know it's a bunch of random ship, but it's just
- 58:48Speaker 1: like I'm not getting rid of.
- 58:49Speaker 4: Those like like I'm not fuck that, bro.
- 58:52Speaker 3: I love my mistakes.
- 58:53Speaker 4: Yeah, own it, like I'm not. Like it's like, so
- 58:56Speaker 4: what dog, I don't like.
- 58:58Speaker 3: Just tell the story where T and T like tells
- 59:02Speaker 3: the story of where you were in your life when
- 59:03Speaker 3: you got it.
- 59:05Speaker 4: Yeah, well that you have to fucking the fat marge.
- 59:10Speaker 3: I got the market, the market.
- 59:13Speaker 4: My chest huge, lady. That with your oldest ship.
- 59:16Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it.
- 59:19Speaker 5: You're much older and stuff and wrinkled up.
- 59:22Speaker 4: Yeah that and that's paint that the teacher training, bro.
- 59:31Speaker 1: Like unless like if you're like if you were banging
- 59:33Speaker 1: in the streets, but now you're banging for Christ, you know.
- 59:36Speaker 5: Yeah, like.
- 59:38Speaker 3: Multiple sessions of that ship of the laser burning.
- 59:42Speaker 5: That's not how old the tattoo is? Who industries own
- 59:47Speaker 5: boy in the city, you.
- 59:48Speaker 2: Know what trips me out all the time. I don't care,
- 59:50Speaker 2: like it's I mean, just to him, he's the homie.
- 59:52Speaker 2: But like face of l A.
- 59:53Speaker 6: When I see his fucking his tasks on his face,
- 59:56Speaker 6: I'm like, you committed and like he goes over them sometimes,
- 59:59Speaker 6: are you like get new ones on top?
- 1:00:01Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:00:02Speaker 4: The face and I let you know. The guy that's
- 1:00:03Speaker 4: been on his name do I forget his name?
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: He's like fucking faces.
- 1:00:08Speaker 6: Yeah, he's been on like on like like uh Times
- 1:00:11Speaker 6: magazines or something like that, like on like on documentaries
- 1:00:14Speaker 6: for how blast He isn't.
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: That fool low key? Like the way he tad in
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: his face, like you know, like the the Aztec fucking calendar,
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: like you know how that's what she's all killored in
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: his face looks like one of those like those rocks.
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: But he's like us, yeah, like one of those I forget.
- 1:00:33Speaker 5: Yeah, you know who he is the one that looks
- 1:00:34Speaker 5: like biggie.
- 1:00:36Speaker 4: He's like like he's a homie.
- 1:00:39Speaker 5: Like, oh that guy. Oh no, no, I don't. I
- 1:00:42Speaker 5: haven't seen him before. No blast, he just needs the
- 1:00:47Speaker 5: eyes on the ice hockey.
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a better video. Yeah, that's what it's going.
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: But there's.
- 1:00:56Speaker 4: I want right there.
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: That's someone ixected on the loan on the left.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: Lo key like he's got a he's gotta he's gotta
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: have those be touched so much because or he's gotta
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: use some good grandma.
- 1:01:05Speaker 4: It's like low key, like that.
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: Ship looks pretty fresh, you know what I mean, in
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: his face, like they don't look fading and that ship
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: you're out there.
- 1:01:13Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta be. You gotta think about it this way.
- 1:01:14Speaker 5: The sun is laser in a slower you know pace.
- 1:01:18Speaker 5: If you're outside in the sun all day long or whatever,
- 1:01:21Speaker 5: even just for a little bit, it takes away your tattoo.
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: What's the life expectancy of a tattoo, bro, depends on
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: because you say, like like you said it right now,
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: people might not have this consideration. The sun is like
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: a laser removal, Bro. It's gonna do somewhere and tear.
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: If the sun will change the color of the towel
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: hanging in your windshield. I was like, best believe, imagine
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: what a dusted your skin? What's the time life expectancy tattoo?
- 1:01:45Speaker 5: So it really depends on where the tattoo is located.
- 1:01:48Speaker 5: If it's somewhere hidden, it'll last you forever.
- 1:01:50Speaker 4: If it's what about it like listen somewhere.
- 1:01:53Speaker 5: I would say that these will fade out a faster
- 1:01:56Speaker 5: than this one because this is more exposed to than
- 1:01:59Speaker 5: an inside you know. So it really depends on your
- 1:02:03Speaker 5: skin and how long you're in the sun.
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: And he eats it too, because like mine, mine is
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: not black. How it was when I got this thing
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: was black. Now it's just like a like aim off.
- 1:02:10Speaker 5: Did I say dead? Did I say death? Life?
- 1:02:13Speaker 3: Life?
- 1:02:13Speaker 5: And that was a popular tattoo, like like twenty I got.
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: I got it when I was eight eight on my
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: birthday and eighteen.
- 1:02:21Speaker 5: You went that freaking big for your first time.
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: My only tattoo, the tattoo.
- 1:02:25Speaker 4: That's the one that sets you up and broke you up.
- 1:02:27Speaker 5: You're like, he didn't want to do it.
- 1:02:29Speaker 6: I show up there and he's like on my eighteenth birthday, literally,
- 1:02:32Speaker 6: I show up and he's like I was like, I'm
- 1:02:34Speaker 6: here to get a tattoo or my fucking mom and
- 1:02:36Speaker 6: my dad there, and then he's like what do you want?
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: I was like I want this and he's like where
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: I was like my ribs.
- 1:02:42Speaker 4: He's like, dude, you're crazy. He's like, you're not going
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: to stand it. I'm like, how big do you want it?
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: I'm like, I want my whole ribs. It comes up
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: with this little ass thing.
- 1:02:49Speaker 3: Oh, it's like it's a whole thing.
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: And I went and that fool was like are you sure?
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: And I was like, He's like, am I to charge
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: you double if you tap out? And we do two sessions?
- 1:02:57Speaker 5: Tell me right?
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: And but I was like, you ain't tapping because he's
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: only getting four hundred bucks and I think I don't
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: have another one.
- 1:03:08Speaker 5: Dog.
- 1:03:08Speaker 4: I learned my lesson dog. People don't understand. That's the
- 1:03:11Speaker 4: first one stab.
- 1:03:12Speaker 6: This fool literally had like and he literally said, he's like,
- 1:03:16Speaker 6: you have asshole skin.
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: It's not taking the motherfucking in't bro.
- 1:03:20Speaker 6: And he had he literally had like all the most needles.
- 1:03:23Speaker 6: It was like, because it's all it's just a line on,
- 1:03:24Speaker 6: it's just black the funk out. I just got one
- 1:03:28Speaker 6: that part hurts like that on your arms where the
- 1:03:32Speaker 6: worst bro.
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: I went to sleep and I can still hear the machine.
- 1:03:36Speaker 5: People don't understand that the tattooing the ribs, it is
- 1:03:38Speaker 5: one of the most stretchest parts that you can tattoo.
- 1:03:41Speaker 5: So if you're tattooing a tattooed this big, you're actually
- 1:03:43Speaker 5: tattooing a tattooed this big, you know, because it doubles
- 1:03:46Speaker 5: up when you stretch out. Every time you tattoo it,
- 1:03:48Speaker 5: you have to stretch it. So the tattoo in reality
- 1:03:51Speaker 5: is larger than what you have if you stand up
- 1:03:53Speaker 5: and you show to stretch it. So when you so
- 1:03:56Speaker 5: when you tattooed, you have to stretch the tattoo. So
- 1:03:59Speaker 5: you're not tattooing something this more. You're tattooing something this
- 1:04:02Speaker 5: this big, you know, So it's more it's more work
- 1:04:06Speaker 5: than what it is. Like I see that and I'm like, damn,
- 1:04:09Speaker 5: this guy went through some freaking page. I understand why
- 1:04:12Speaker 5: you didn't go back for another tattoo. For sure.
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: Thee like the most I think I would have had
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: the same experience if I would have done something like
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: that for something. I love it, but like my first
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: tattoo was was the Homer Simpson, the woman him sitting
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: on the fucking donut, and then all this this fucking
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: and it was color too so and then all this
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: just kind of became.
- 1:04:35Speaker 4: I've never had any painful tattoo.
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: The most like, the second most painful has been the
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: inside of my bicep right here, the closer I gets,
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: I haven't done it that this, but the most painful
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: where I honestly almost tapped out right here top on.
- 1:04:51Speaker 4: My hand dog. I could not. I was being such
- 1:04:54Speaker 4: a hell.
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: The shins, the shins look like I'm in a I'm
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: gonna get with my calves tatted though I have as
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: fucking as people say.
- 1:05:05Speaker 5: The shin's hurt a lot. But you know what, when
- 1:05:07Speaker 5: they tattooed my Jesus Christ, when they went it went
- 1:05:09Speaker 5: over the shin a little bit. It felt good. It
- 1:05:12Speaker 5: felt like they were scratching the inside of my bone
- 1:05:14Speaker 5: that you know, It felt like you were scratching something
- 1:05:16Speaker 5: that it's that you didn't know.
- 1:05:20Speaker 6: But I like girls love Do you think girls love time?
- 1:05:26Speaker 6: I think it's in the middle now like girls that
- 1:05:31Speaker 6: they love tattoos.
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: I think it's like like now, I think it's just
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: like in the middle too that you like them, you
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: don't love them.
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: Tattoos got the association that I used to get before
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: now bro like back then.
- 1:05:39Speaker 5: Yeah, even the girls that don't like him don't get
- 1:05:41Speaker 5: like a little small one or something like a little
- 1:05:43Speaker 5: butterfly or something. You know, so everybody, it's for everybody.
- 1:05:46Speaker 4: You know, what's the modern day tramp stamp? Modern day tramps.
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: That's under the tits one that one under the ts'.
- 1:05:59Speaker 4: I know, I know out because every bitch has this now.
- 1:06:04Speaker 7: Either if you my boys read my boys reading Cosmo,
- 1:06:08Speaker 7: but the top ten sluttiest tattoos to get this summer seventeen,
- 1:06:14Speaker 7: it's the one.
- 1:06:15Speaker 5: It's Yeah, it's definitely that. But I haven't seen it
- 1:06:18Speaker 5: get tattooed so often in like the past five years,
- 1:06:22Speaker 5: so it's gonna be something else now. I don't know
- 1:06:24Speaker 5: what it is. It just hasn't popped up yet.
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: You know what I see a lot of people doing
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: is the blackouts.
- 1:06:30Speaker 4: Do do fair?
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: Yeah, bla blackouts, Like a fat bitch can get like
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: a tramp stat back in the day, like the butterfly.
- 1:06:35Speaker 4: But like for a fat bach to get like like
- 1:06:38Speaker 4: bitch come on.
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: That's a lot, like you know what I mean, Like
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: like the tins are gonna go over the tattoos wings,
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: you know, because after a certain level of flat fat,
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: like you have a flat you know what I mean.
- 1:06:51Speaker 7: Like when you tattoo a really fat person at a
- 1:06:53Speaker 7: certain point, like you like you gotta grab a bunch of.
- 1:06:55Speaker 3: Fat too to the tattoo them. You're grabbing, like got
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: start grabbing body, right.
- 1:07:01Speaker 5: Yeah, you just gotta you gotta stretch it and you
- 1:07:03Speaker 5: don't grab it. Yeah, you definitely gotta stretch sometimes, Yeah,
- 1:07:12Speaker 5: stretches out a lot. Sometimes they're already tight and stuff.
- 1:07:15Speaker 5: You don't got to really stretch much for sure. But yeah,
- 1:07:17Speaker 5: everybody's different.
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: Stuff you've never seen by all.
- 1:07:22Speaker 6: It's all about. It's all about and that show. It's
- 1:07:24Speaker 6: all about position, like where where the tattoos are, what
- 1:07:26Speaker 6: they're getting and everybody they yeah, they want they're like
- 1:07:29Speaker 6: all that. Like when they get black people are like,
- 1:07:30Speaker 6: oh man, it's not gonna look good and he wants color.
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: They're already compa.
- 1:07:34Speaker 5: That's one way of how they eliminate people. They targeted
- 1:07:38Speaker 5: people like that.
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: They don't like the dark. You're not gonna show up
- 1:07:44Speaker 3: on its color, right, can you like if you have.
- 1:07:51Speaker 4: How do you what were you going to say? Exactly?
- 1:07:53Speaker 5: Like like just like in general, people that with shitties
- 1:07:56Speaker 5: placement stuff and like you know, stuff like that. That
- 1:07:59Speaker 5: that that's how they eliminate you, just like they target you.
- 1:08:01Speaker 5: They give you like the shitty client that wants a
- 1:08:04Speaker 5: shitty idea and stuff like.
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: You know, so someone has darker skin, can you like
- 1:08:09Speaker 3: well all white out and then tattoo over that to
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: make it like colors?
- 1:08:13Speaker 4: I mean you can't.
- 1:08:13Speaker 5: It'll it'll probably turn yellowish, maybe it won't settle in
- 1:08:17Speaker 5: as white.
- 1:08:18Speaker 4: You have to wait too. It heels and over it,
- 1:08:20Speaker 4: but it's not gonna It's not like a fucking it's
- 1:08:21Speaker 4: not like a wall.
- 1:08:22Speaker 5: You gotta think about it. Like when you do a tattoo,
- 1:08:25Speaker 5: you're tattooing under the skin and over on top of
- 1:08:27Speaker 5: the skin. When it heels and your tattoo peels off.
- 1:08:30Speaker 5: You've seen that, right, You've had tattoos When it peels off,
- 1:08:33Speaker 5: new skin sets over and so now you're looking at
- 1:08:36Speaker 5: your tattoo underneath, especially skin.
- 1:08:38Speaker 4: With like colors. So like honestly, like you get to
- 1:08:41Speaker 4: see the warst of it all.
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: Because the ship will rise up and then like didn't
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: really see your new skin, like just coming in and
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: like like three D and stuff.
- 1:08:49Speaker 5: Yeah, you kind of get you kind of well that
- 1:08:50Speaker 5: to anybody that anybody, that can happen to anybody, for.
- 1:08:52Speaker 4: Sure, the process is kind of disgusting. What do you think, Hey,
- 1:08:55Speaker 4: what do you think?
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: Because I mean, like I said, I only got one
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: tattoo and this ship wasn't a thing back.
- 1:08:59Speaker 4: Then get another one. I don't know, I'm down. It's
- 1:09:01Speaker 4: just it's just was that thing where it was like
- 1:09:02Speaker 4: the one time thing.
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: My mom was scared.
- 1:09:04Speaker 4: One was like you show you does al.
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: I was like mom, and then she's like, damn, you
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: really were just a fucking one time thing. Some papers.
- 1:09:15Speaker 4: Not forget out of the wink card sho.
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: Was I gonna ask him to you guys, suck me up?
- 1:09:21Speaker 4: That would be pretty epic. Let us design it.
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: You designed it's already one way brow.
- 1:09:26Speaker 4: I gotta be customed and has like you.
- 1:09:27Speaker 3: Know, was a wall, a giant wall at the border,
- 1:09:32Speaker 3: but it's opening like heaving gates for you the Jurassic
- 1:09:35Speaker 3: Park style for this food.
- 1:09:39Speaker 4: You are so happy getting a tattooed he got he
- 1:09:43Speaker 4: got so happy and getting.
- 1:09:46Speaker 3: Here's what it is.
- 1:09:47Speaker 6: So like I said, I only got one tattoo, and
- 1:09:49Speaker 6: when I got that tattoo, they just told me to
- 1:09:50Speaker 6: go put some fucking some fucking soap ship. What do
- 1:09:54Speaker 6: you think about that new ceiling where there was like
- 1:09:56Speaker 6: blood hanging inside and the tattoo is supposed to hang
- 1:09:59Speaker 6: out for a week and then they take it off
- 1:10:01Speaker 6: and the blood just comes out.
- 1:10:03Speaker 4: That ship looks gross. What are you talking about?
- 1:10:06Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah about they're using bro where they yeah, you
- 1:10:10Speaker 6: protect your tattoo like the plastic thing.
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: Yeah, and the blood's coming out.
- 1:10:14Speaker 4: I don't know, can you explain it or like what
- 1:10:16Speaker 4: you do?
- 1:10:16Speaker 3: You you like it?
- 1:10:17Speaker 4: Do you recommend it? Of those things? Because I want
- 1:10:20Speaker 4: to make sure it's the one that like.
- 1:10:21Speaker 5: That ship used to be around. I've seen that ship
- 1:10:24Speaker 5: being used like twenty years ago. But they were used
- 1:10:27Speaker 5: like the hospital grade ones, the ones that they would
- 1:10:29Speaker 5: put on burn victims and stuff. Those were great and stuff.
- 1:10:32Speaker 5: The ones that they use nowadays, some of them were good.
- 1:10:35Speaker 5: Some of them. Don't you know what are they called.
- 1:10:37Speaker 5: They're they're called germs, GRM shields and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:10:41Speaker 5: so they basically put like a patch over you and
- 1:10:43Speaker 5: then they peel it off, and then you have like
- 1:10:45Speaker 5: a sticker, the adhesive sticker on it, and you're supposed
- 1:10:49Speaker 5: to not do anything for your tattoo. It just kind
- 1:10:51Speaker 5: of heals on its own and stuff.
- 1:10:52Speaker 4: But I've had that. I've had that old school.
- 1:10:55Speaker 3: I'm more old school, you know.
- 1:10:57Speaker 5: I've had problems with those and stuff back in the days.
- 1:10:59Speaker 4: You tell them makes.
- 1:11:02Speaker 5: A time bacterial so anti bacterial soap, just putting some
- 1:11:08Speaker 5: A and D or or aqua for its cool. Yeah,
- 1:11:11Speaker 5: it's really like it's like one of those things like
- 1:11:14Speaker 5: if it ain't broken, don't fix it, you know, like
- 1:11:16Speaker 5: you use.
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: I've had them try to, Like some tattoo artists try
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: to put that on me, and they'll be like, you're
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: not supposed to do it for a while, Like I
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: literally tell them. I was like, I'm about to get
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: back to my hotel room. I'm a shower. It's gonna
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: come like I would. I tell them, they like, no,
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: you're not supposed to. I'm like, I'm gonna wash it
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: with soap and I'm gonna fucking walk around and let
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: it breathe because this ship, like I don't know any
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: wound that need.
- 1:11:38Speaker 4: That's how you create bacteria.
- 1:11:39Speaker 3: I always take off the ship.
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I take it off like I'm like,
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: wash it. I literally every time I feel it's a
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: little dirty, wash it. Anytime I get smoke on it,
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: wash it.
- 1:11:47Speaker 5: Some people like it preferred better because they know they
- 1:11:51Speaker 5: work in construction or something, and that kind of covers
- 1:11:53Speaker 5: it up. The gym.
- 1:11:55Speaker 4: That shit gets all.
- 1:11:56Speaker 5: That's true. That's one thing that I tell everybody too.
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: Like you go to the gym, you start wa again
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: it started, yeah, and then you're creating dog is this
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: That's the one thing I was like, I don't brouck that.
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: Take that little plastic if you if you put it on,
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: you gotta swap a lot of people will say against it,
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: you know, tattoos will say against it.
- 1:12:12Speaker 5: But I always have to swap it out at least
- 1:12:14Speaker 5: the first day, you know, so twenty four hours. Actually
- 1:12:17Speaker 5: the box tells you to swap it out twenty four hours.
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: What do you think about? Are your tattoo artists that
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: does no cream?
- 1:12:24Speaker 5: I mean, there you because do you give a fuck?
- 1:12:27Speaker 5: I don't give a ship as long as they pay me.
- 1:12:29Speaker 2: I feel I fail you.
- 1:12:30Speaker 3: I've just heard if you want.
- 1:12:34Speaker 6: I've just seen I've just seen artists be like, no,
- 1:12:36Speaker 6: that's you gotta earn it if you're gonna get a
- 1:12:37Speaker 6: tattoo for me, That's what I'm just asking.
- 1:12:39Speaker 4: If you're traditionally yeah, yeah, for sure.
- 1:12:41Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of people that will be against it.
- 1:12:43Speaker 5: They'll say, no, you know what, you have to earn
- 1:12:45Speaker 5: your tattoo, you.
- 1:12:45Speaker 3: Know, and for sure, does it really work? Does it?
- 1:12:48Speaker 3: Does it really?
- 1:12:49Speaker 4: I've never used it? You used used it before?
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: Yeah, you see, you know like short like shirtain time,
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: it's gonna be a lot of shading. And the way
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: that the way Rosie has done it, she'll do the
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: outline first and then and then everything.
- 1:13:01Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's one way to do it. But the
- 1:13:03Speaker 5: other way though, when with the cream, I would say,
- 1:13:05Speaker 5: do it only for like a short tattoo, maybe a
- 1:13:07Speaker 5: two hour tattoo or three hours, because if you do
- 1:13:10Speaker 5: it for like an eight hour session, when it runs
- 1:13:13Speaker 5: out in three four hours, you can feel everything even worse.
- 1:13:17Speaker 4: Middle shade.
- 1:13:17Speaker 5: You can't reply now, bro.
- 1:13:19Speaker 4: It was me.
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: It's like with me when you were when tattoos you
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: can you.
- 1:13:23Speaker 5: Can use the spray that he was that he was
- 1:13:24Speaker 5: talking about.
- 1:13:25Speaker 6: But like with me or I had, I hate it
- 1:13:28Speaker 6: every time I had a peek because it starts your
- 1:13:30Speaker 6: body thinks it's done with the tattoo. So when you
- 1:13:32Speaker 6: gotta go peete, your body's like okay, yeah, and when
- 1:13:35Speaker 6: you go back at it again, it's like your body's
- 1:13:37Speaker 6: back in shop.
- 1:13:38Speaker 4: Bro. I remember I had.
- 1:13:39Speaker 2: I was holding my pee for the last one. I
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: was like, bro, I don't want to Yeah, yeah, my lesson.
- 1:13:44Speaker 6: Bro, And it was and you know what the rama response,
- 1:13:47Speaker 6: I don't know, the shop was real racist.
- 1:13:49Speaker 2: I don't know if you lean a little ex staw
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: me because we're messing as fuck.
- 1:13:53Speaker 4: But like they my lesson, here's a white guy?
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: Oh it was? Where was it? Where is the shop? Insanity?
- 1:13:59Speaker 4: Like Elsinore?
- 1:14:00Speaker 5: Oh Lake Elson?
- 1:14:01Speaker 4: Or you did that cat portrait? Oh yeah that's sick.
- 1:14:07Speaker 5: Yeah call that a cat.
- 1:14:10Speaker 4: I don't have none of my cats on me.
- 1:14:12Speaker 3: Who two cats?
- 1:14:14Speaker 5: Dogs?
- 1:14:16Speaker 9: Yeah, you'd be surprised yours. You'd be surprised that people
- 1:14:24Speaker 9: animals and people that Chinese one of those Japanese.
- 1:14:31Speaker 3: Hater.
- 1:14:32Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely. I like doing portraits and stuff for sure.
- 1:14:35Speaker 5: Like I was gonna say, like, you know, the most meaningful.
- 1:14:38Speaker 5: I think one of the most meaningful portraits. I mean,
- 1:14:40Speaker 5: the touches would be a portrait of someone's I mean,
- 1:14:43Speaker 5: I've had stories where that people have uster kids and stuff.
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: It's sad stories.
- 1:14:47Speaker 8: You know.
- 1:14:48Speaker 5: Sometimes you're in there, you're bawling and it's just like
- 1:14:50Speaker 5: it's just you and that person and you're just like,
- 1:14:52Speaker 5: like a moment stuff, I don't know your tears. Yeah,
- 1:14:56Speaker 5: a lot, bro Yeah, definitely one of those. Yeah, yeah, no,
- 1:15:03Speaker 5: definitely one of the craziest stories. I think it was
- 1:15:05Speaker 5: like this this this this father lost her two year
- 1:15:08Speaker 5: old daughter. I came home from work once he picked
- 1:15:11Speaker 5: her up and he felt something like a lump or something,
- 1:15:13Speaker 5: took her to the hospital or the doctor. Doctor sent
- 1:15:17Speaker 5: her up with a specialist, a specialist like they I
- 1:15:20Speaker 5: guess they uh used that thing to to look at
- 1:15:22Speaker 5: the babies and stuff. The ultrasound and then ultrasound technician
- 1:15:26Speaker 5: kept like measuring something and measuring something. And he would
- 1:15:30Speaker 5: ask to the ultrasont technician like, oh, what is that.
- 1:15:32Speaker 5: You know, what are you measuring? She's like, oh, I
- 1:15:35Speaker 5: can't tell you, Like the doctor will tell you right
- 1:15:36Speaker 5: now because they can't tell you, you know, And so
- 1:15:39Speaker 5: then they put him in a waiting room, right, and
- 1:15:41Speaker 5: so he's in the waiting room. He's in there for
- 1:15:43Speaker 5: an hour. He's just like anticipated, like what the fuck
- 1:15:46Speaker 5: is going on? You know, like and then the doctor knocks,
- 1:15:49Speaker 5: you know, like how they knock would poor they come in.
- 1:15:52Speaker 5: He knocks or opens and incomes like eight doctor eight
- 1:15:56Speaker 5: or nine doctors. He knew something was up and then
- 1:15:58Speaker 5: they were like, yeah, we your daughter has something she
- 1:16:01Speaker 5: can't leave, like amassed this big and turned out she
- 1:16:05Speaker 5: had like a rare form of cancer that it's less
- 1:16:07Speaker 5: than a hundred people have it in the United States,
- 1:16:10Speaker 5: so yeah, it's super super rare.
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: And it was so it was it was really that
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: was heartbreaking at that point that guy probably you don't
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: feel no pain for the tattoo that.
- 1:16:20Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, that guy just taking that. I've been
- 1:16:21Speaker 4: through a lot of what I'm saying, like, well, you're
- 1:16:23Speaker 4: losing your kid. How old kid.
- 1:16:29Speaker 5: He was telling me the story about the daughter, the
- 1:16:31Speaker 5: portrait that we were tattooing. He was telling me about
- 1:16:34Speaker 5: about that day, about that he had just gotten her
- 1:16:37Speaker 5: a dog and the dog was like all tired and
- 1:16:39Speaker 5: she was still energetic. Man. It was it was it
- 1:16:42Speaker 5: was sad that day. It was like it was one
- 1:16:44Speaker 5: of the hardest tattoos that I ever done. That's in
- 1:16:48Speaker 5: for me, sure, yeah, all right.
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people don't a lot of
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: people don't think about this, like when you go get
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: a tattoo, because obviously when you're getting something like Mark
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: Simpson like nitty or like me, like a fucking Bobby Hill,
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: there's not I mean, yeah, we have sentimental value where
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: it's like we grew up on this ship.
- 1:17:08Speaker 4: But I'm not gonna you know, there's not like do
- 1:17:10Speaker 4: I found Bobby Hill?
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: You know, I mean, like yo, but like you fucking
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: literally like have these experiences because people are going through shiit.
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: Like whenever you see somebody get their fucking a pink ribbon,
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: you don't know if their mom for cancer or you
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: don't know when they get the little autism fucking puzzle
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: or whatever it is, like, you don't know what it's like.
- 1:17:27Speaker 5: Bro.
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: Maybe that person could only have one kid, bro, and
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: they ended up getting that kind of get so they
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: have to you know, they're down the ride tattoos because
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: because somebody had the audacity to be like he's on
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: could you ask today, what's the point of getting tattoos.
- 1:17:39Speaker 4: And I know this person was again a super chat,
- 1:17:41Speaker 4: but I'm like, bro, if you have, have you been
- 1:17:43Speaker 4: listening giving you reasons?
- 1:17:45Speaker 5: Tattoos have so much fucking meaning. You know, even the
- 1:17:48Speaker 5: tattoos that you know you might put, you know, Bart
- 1:17:51Speaker 5: Simpson or something like that, like that's who you grew
- 1:17:53Speaker 5: up with, you know, like it's like a it momost
- 1:17:56Speaker 5: makes you feel nostalgic, you know, just to look at
- 1:17:58Speaker 5: your hand, you know, and it's like you wouldn't messy.
- 1:18:04Speaker 3: Nah, I never would you ever get one of those.
- 1:18:08Speaker 5: I would never do a stick of but I think
- 1:18:09Speaker 5: that I heard that they fall off. I've never done that.
- 1:18:11Speaker 5: I've never had any experience with it.
- 1:18:13Speaker 3: Stick tattoos.
- 1:18:15Speaker 5: The Hawaiian ship, oh like so that's different than you
- 1:18:17Speaker 5: like to golly, so they hit that with the hammer
- 1:18:20Speaker 5: that stays. But the sticking poker is where they grab
- 1:18:22Speaker 5: like just a needle to grab some ink and it
- 1:18:24Speaker 5: starts just poking you just like that.
- 1:18:27Speaker 4: I don't know, I know about the with the fucking hammer.
- 1:18:30Speaker 5: That's that's to golly, that's the that's the one. That Yeah,
- 1:18:34Speaker 5: that one's yeah, that was rough. I heard that hurts too,
- 1:18:39Speaker 5: with that. No, I don't think so everybody looks shitty.
- 1:18:44Speaker 3: Okay, what what is?
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: What would you say a good tattoo like like that
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: like to start off or somebody like where are we
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: looking at?
- 1:18:54Speaker 8: Bro?
- 1:18:55Speaker 4: Like, what's good?
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: Somebody out there thinking about getting a tattoo? What's a
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: budget to start off with? Let's let's give them two
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: the non color and the color.
- 1:19:04Speaker 5: Well, I would say this, like, there's so many tattoo
- 1:19:07Speaker 5: categories out there, you know, and then there's large tattoos
- 1:19:11Speaker 5: and small tattoos.
- 1:19:12Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:19:12Speaker 5: I would say, if you're paying for a tattoo artist,
- 1:19:15Speaker 5: their full day session should probably be anywhere between maybe
- 1:19:20Speaker 5: eight hundred to one thousand.
- 1:19:23Speaker 4: An hour, one hundred dollars an hour.
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: Well, you say that's how much a tattoo?
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: No?
- 1:19:28Speaker 6: No, I mean obviously there's there's literally the guys on
- 1:19:30Speaker 6: the master Champs, and then there's there's ranges.
- 1:19:33Speaker 2: But would you say like the all like would you
- 1:19:35Speaker 2: say it's like average famous?
- 1:19:36Speaker 5: Yeah? Like how much average not famous? Maybe about two
- 1:19:40Speaker 5: hundred dollars, That's.
- 1:19:41Speaker 4: What I'm saying. So if you're doing the whole stash,
- 1:19:43Speaker 4: it could be like around with fifty good reputation good,
- 1:19:47Speaker 4: reputation good. Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean like that, Yeah, you.
- 1:19:50Speaker 5: Can't pay for some like some famous and stuff, and
- 1:19:53Speaker 5: those obviously charge you five grand for a day or
- 1:19:55Speaker 5: six grand, you know, even more sometimes, but then you're
- 1:19:59Speaker 5: not really paying for the to you're kind of paying
- 1:20:00Speaker 5: for like, oh, I got.
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: A tattoo by this guy, you know, Sam got a
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: tattoo from one of the ink masters.
- 1:20:10Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you ever met that guy, mister cartoon.
- 1:20:14Speaker 5: I've seen him, but I've never like talked to him. No,
- 1:20:16Speaker 5: but I've met him. I've seen him tattoo conventions and stuff.
- 1:20:21Speaker 5: He seems like a chill dude. I don't I don't
- 1:20:23Speaker 5: really know him talk.
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying he's one hundred grand, but
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: he is one of those guys and like at least
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: from West Coast, a list like where like like he
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: he was the first one to kind of tattoo a
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: lot of like the West Coast rap legs, all the
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: like rappers at that time, and he was incorporating the
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: Latino trollo culture that kind of helped him his reputation.
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: And like now he does like on a scale. He's
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: doing baseball park collab baseball bats.
- 1:20:48Speaker 4: He's doing so much shit.
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: Shout out to mister cartoon, but like, yeah, he was
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: one person who just he got known by that and like, oh,
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: like I know homies that I've gotten tattooed by him
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: back in the day and they told me they paid thousands.
- 1:20:58Speaker 4: I can't imagine what he Yeah, like this feels like
- 1:21:02Speaker 4: some of your so you know, because I'm I'm I'm obviously,
- 1:21:08Speaker 4: but he did fift these back right.
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, there's beer there, there's videos of him.
- 1:21:16Speaker 5: He used to go on tour with them, yeah, and
- 1:21:18Speaker 5: tattoo them on tour.
- 1:21:20Speaker 3: He's got he's got.
- 1:21:21Speaker 2: Air Force ones behind him, like the step On.
- 1:21:23Speaker 8: Oreo, a Modello commercial, especially for the super Bowl.
- 1:21:28Speaker 3: That's cool.
- 1:21:28Speaker 7: It's like as a tattoo artist or even a barber
- 1:21:31Speaker 7: to get flown out to come tattoo.
- 1:21:36Speaker 3: Hair on tour.
- 1:21:36Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, messy, messy flies out his barber everywhere
- 1:21:40Speaker 6: just fills with them. Basically, bro literally gets like one
- 1:21:43Speaker 6: hundred grand every month or so. It's like crazy and
- 1:21:45Speaker 6: I don't even know how much it is where You're
- 1:21:47Speaker 6: just like, no way, he cuts his hair.
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: He's just his barber. That's pretty bad.
- 1:21:51Speaker 3: Bros.
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: As his barber. You gotta be like, that's.
- 1:21:54Speaker 5: That's crazy, a super like you only know the messy
- 1:21:59Speaker 5: you need to lose. You do it so long you're
- 1:22:02Speaker 5: forget how to cut hair, you know.
- 1:22:03Speaker 4: So then you're everybody like everybody goes to you give them.
- 1:22:08Speaker 7: That's why people will come to after when he's probably
- 1:22:10Speaker 7: done with that, open the MESSI shop like a.
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: Lot of people like, uh, we're talking. Going back to
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: retouching tattoos. I want to say, the one tattoo that
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: I've had to retouch the most or the tattoos have
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: been my hand tattoos.
- 1:22:23Speaker 4: It's because I used my handle and washing.
- 1:22:24Speaker 5: Them, wash it and use them a lot during the
- 1:22:27Speaker 5: sun a lot.
- 1:22:28Speaker 4: Like I've retouched them, like at least times.
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna want to go back to me you
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: like to to I like, I like how they when
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: they look all fresh, but after so much wear and tear,
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: you know, definite, you definitely have to How often should
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: you retouch the tattoo?
- 1:22:42Speaker 4: I would say at least.
- 1:22:44Speaker 5: Five to ten years, depending on where the area is
- 1:22:47Speaker 5: at you know where the tattoos at, because some tattoos
- 1:22:50Speaker 5: will fade more than other tattoos, for sure, I've seen
- 1:22:54Speaker 5: some tattoos that are like ten years old, look like
- 1:22:56Speaker 5: they just got them like a year ago.
- 1:22:57Speaker 3: What's the etiquette? You go to the guy who did
- 1:23:00Speaker 3: it five years ago, or you find somebody touch it up.
- 1:23:03Speaker 5: I mean, I would say that the guy that did it,
- 1:23:05Speaker 5: you know, would definitely be the one.
- 1:23:06Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:23:06Speaker 5: But I would say this so to everybody that's listening,
- 1:23:09Speaker 5: like if they're trying to do for you, especially like
- 1:23:14Speaker 5: you're trying to jenivize your tattoos, make them last longer
- 1:23:17Speaker 5: and stuff like, I would definitely put lotion on every day.
- 1:23:20Speaker 5: That helps your tattoos so freaking much. If you just
- 1:23:24Speaker 5: put lotion on, bather up your tattoo every day, it
- 1:23:27Speaker 5: helps your tattoos so much. It'll it'll help it stick longer,
- 1:23:31Speaker 5: it'll help it be darker.
- 1:23:32Speaker 1: You know, bath and bodyworks, you do yourself, Grandma, have
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: you ever finished somebody else's job?
- 1:23:39Speaker 5: Oh?
- 1:23:39Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's I've also met people.
- 1:23:42Speaker 3: I don't do that.
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: I don't finish other people. So you you yeah, so
- 1:23:47Speaker 2: I would.
- 1:23:47Speaker 5: I would only do it if if it's one of
- 1:23:49Speaker 5: the one of the other where like you know, maybe
- 1:23:51Speaker 5: that person, uh, they had a bad experience with that
- 1:23:54Speaker 5: person or maybe they did a shitty job and they're
- 1:23:57Speaker 5: coming to you now to help your him.
- 1:24:00Speaker 3: You know, I was a line.
- 1:24:01Speaker 2: He was showing you the line.
- 1:24:02Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the one that had to be saved.
- 1:24:05Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:24:06Speaker 4: Yeah, how bad was it? He's on no, no, no, no,
- 1:24:09Speaker 4: that's good.
- 1:24:10Speaker 2: But how bad was the when you first were You're like,
- 1:24:12Speaker 2: I can't raise sorry dog?
- 1:24:14Speaker 5: Was that was didn't even did it even roar?
- 1:24:19Speaker 2: What are we talking about?
- 1:24:20Speaker 3: No?
- 1:24:20Speaker 2: Line?
- 1:24:23Speaker 8: He took it?
- 1:24:23Speaker 2: Well, man, how bad was it when you were like, yeah,
- 1:24:25Speaker 2: you gotta.
- 1:24:27Speaker 8: That was like his first one.
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: It was like just the outline, so it just looked
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: all retarded, bro. And then and I was like I
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: kept walking. I kept having this ship for like months,
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: and then I was just like, my funk this And
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: then shout out to the homie holder. Yeah, I he
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: he did all my my my first workout, like seventy
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: of my work Yeah, he fixed it. And ever since then,
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: I was like, and he honestly he had a clientele,
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: this dog and he was just doing it out of
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: his crib.
- 1:24:53Speaker 4: But that was good.
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: He was on one of the seasons of Inkmaster, like
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: one of the early fucking seasons that was still tattooing too.
- 1:24:59Speaker 4: This hey, I don't say, And I got it that
- 1:25:04Speaker 4: he's one of those fools that he never let me
- 1:25:07Speaker 4: use the.
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: Fucking spray or the cream do He was like, you
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: gotta earn it food, and I'm just like, you fucking
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: asshole dog.
- 1:25:12Speaker 4: But you know what, I'm kind of happy he did
- 1:25:14Speaker 4: that because I had.
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: Gotten so comfortable to the fucking pain dog that when
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: I was getting all this filled up, I would fall asleep,
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: believe it or not, like that.
- 1:25:22Speaker 4: I was because I was so tired and I was
- 1:25:24Speaker 4: I was smoked out too.
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: I was like, they're fucking smoking and drinking with these fools,
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: and like I literally would just fall asleep.
- 1:25:30Speaker 4: And this fool is like, just.
- 1:25:32Speaker 7: You get comfortable with my tattoo artists where you're like,
- 1:25:36Speaker 7: but they start drinking and smoking but they're tattooing you.
- 1:25:40Speaker 3: How do you feel about that? You're comfortable with it?
- 1:25:42Speaker 5: Oh?
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: He never he never was fucking around like that, and
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: he just he appreciated he let us walk around, but
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: he never Partsok.
- 1:25:50Speaker 3: I did ask it was my boy once and he
- 1:25:52Speaker 3: was tattooing you.
- 1:25:53Speaker 2: Yeah, you're crazy.
- 1:25:55Speaker 3: How did you get.
- 1:26:00Speaker 4: You're like leaking for this ship, the homie I'm talking
- 1:26:02Speaker 4: about that does portraits as well.
- 1:26:04Speaker 6: I used to always be at the shop just felling
- 1:26:05Speaker 6: and smoking, and the other tattoourists that was in front
- 1:26:09Speaker 6: of him get paid in Zanni's and pop them while
- 1:26:12Speaker 6: doing tattoos and be like, can I pay you Zanni's
- 1:26:15Speaker 6: be like yeah, of course, what do you want? And
- 1:26:16Speaker 6: then he tattooed because there's Zannie out people. That person
- 1:26:19Speaker 6: bringing in the Zannies is a fucking druggy too. That
- 1:26:21Speaker 6: guy's a druggie. And they were just wo Zanni's for
- 1:26:23Speaker 6: tattoos and you would just watching them.
- 1:26:25Speaker 2: Like we would be like and that person on us, yeah,
- 1:26:30Speaker 2: And I was like, bro, and you're just like, whoa
- 1:26:33Speaker 2: just for trades?
- 1:26:34Speaker 4: Trading? No?
- 1:26:36Speaker 2: And people fuck that person also, like they already had
- 1:26:38Speaker 2: face tuts. You can't really horrible face stats.
- 1:26:42Speaker 7: Me and a bunch of friends were at a cottage
- 1:26:44Speaker 7: one summer taking out like yeah, we had a picture
- 1:26:49Speaker 7: of you on the wall making out to it and
- 1:26:53Speaker 7: there was like a group of ten of us. We
- 1:26:54Speaker 7: were at a cottage like a lake house on a
- 1:26:56Speaker 7: lot of making up and uh, when don't we One
- 1:27:00Speaker 7: of my buddies came who's a tattoo artist, and then
- 1:27:02Speaker 7: we were all on drugs and just tattooed all of
- 1:27:03Speaker 7: us today tattoo and everyone.
- 1:27:06Speaker 1: That's the best, bro, whenever you could get you know
- 1:27:08Speaker 1: what we're getting the next live show, we're gonna do that.
- 1:27:10Speaker 5: Bro.
- 1:27:10Speaker 1: Remember I bring out Rosie from uh, let's go from
- 1:27:12Speaker 1: Vegas and we're gonna do the free tattoos again. But
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: it's gonna be our flash sheet because we choose, so
- 1:27:16Speaker 1: we each of us is going to choose the fucking
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: logo or whatever design you want, like, because the way
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: I've always done it is I always take some of
- 1:27:24Speaker 1: our work that I've commissioned and I'm like, I'll be like, hey, bro,
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: it's a free tattoo.
- 1:27:28Speaker 4: I'm paying for it. You gotta get it. And it's
- 1:27:30Speaker 4: a small one.
- 1:27:30Speaker 1: Is you attend thellar tattoo fifteen dollars and this is
- 1:27:33Speaker 1: a little small sheet. And she gets down, she like
- 1:27:36Speaker 1: that's how Like there's a lot of people I ugly
- 1:27:38Speaker 1: tattoos out there. Shout out to all you guys. There's
- 1:27:39Speaker 1: some people we don't smoke the team tattoos. There's that
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: kid who fucking I was his father for that.
- 1:27:44Speaker 2: Day I mean this might soll so okay. So I
- 1:27:47Speaker 2: like when I grew up, I mean I think they
- 1:27:49Speaker 2: kind of know.
- 1:27:49Speaker 6: My parents were kind of like just show them, let
- 1:27:51Speaker 6: me like throw kickbacks and stuff like when I was
- 1:27:53Speaker 6: like eighteen and nineteen. But I remember one of the
- 1:27:55Speaker 6: homies getting a tattoo gun from Amazon. I don't know
- 1:27:59Speaker 6: if we were seventeen or eighteen, but I remember we
- 1:28:02Speaker 6: ended up tattooing someone in my garage.
- 1:28:05Speaker 2: I was underage, but we were also underage.
- 1:28:08Speaker 5: What what is that?
- 1:28:09Speaker 4: Is that illegal for both underage or like.
- 1:28:11Speaker 3: I don't take pictures of them naked?
- 1:28:15Speaker 4: I remember because my parents were like, he's like.
- 1:28:19Speaker 6: Police, and because it was at my house, I didn't
- 1:28:21Speaker 6: tell my parents because I know I think about it.
- 1:28:23Speaker 2: I was like, because that was like that a crime.
- 1:28:25Speaker 5: We were both what do you maybe if you're older, yeah,
- 1:28:30Speaker 5: then you did you look bad?
- 1:28:32Speaker 6: But no, I think we were all kids, and I
- 1:28:34Speaker 6: remember I think, yeah, they were like stupid thigh tattooed.
- 1:28:38Speaker 2: Almost saw it.
- 1:28:39Speaker 6: I remember my parents all fun pissed. He's like, I
- 1:28:44Speaker 6: was like, not me, mom, He's a ego. And then
- 1:28:49Speaker 6: went back then and they asked somebody was.
- 1:28:51Speaker 5: No I wouldn't know about that, but maybe I would.
- 1:28:54Speaker 5: I would say, no, I don't think if you if
- 1:28:55Speaker 5: you're underage to your tattooed somebody else that's underage.
- 1:28:58Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm the underage tattooing in a garage, probably.
- 1:29:02Speaker 2: This that this whole tattoo got affected. Yeah. Yeah, it
- 1:29:06Speaker 2: was an Amazon machine.
- 1:29:07Speaker 6: What was what, you know, your first homies, Like, you know,
- 1:29:09Speaker 6: I get it was like, yeah, it was forty fifty bucks.
- 1:29:11Speaker 6: You know when they first come out, you know, you know,
- 1:29:13Speaker 6: there's always that one kid in high school that thinks
- 1:29:16Speaker 6: he's gonna be a tattoo artist. And once you can
- 1:29:18Speaker 6: buy a machine on Amazon, you're gonna fucking test out it, test.
- 1:29:21Speaker 2: It out on your homies.
- 1:29:22Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's what he did.
- 1:29:23Speaker 6: Bro, I remember him like Bro, and then he convinced
- 1:29:25Speaker 6: one of the other idiots to do it. And then
- 1:29:26Speaker 6: my dad he was like, your parents are pretty cool usually.
- 1:29:32Speaker 4: Because you know, the.
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: Choice was either get into one of getting a piercing
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: and then you get into piercings or you get into tattoos.
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: Though honestly, the furthest I got with the piercing, I.
- 1:29:42Speaker 3: Was like cool.
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: The ears, I was like, you know, at least like
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: when you're at our generation, you're like you could put
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: some diamonds in there.
- 1:29:48Speaker 4: Player shit, you know what I mean.
- 1:29:49Speaker 1: But like I never really thought about my nose, Like
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: you know when Neil comes in here, like fuck that, bro,
- 1:29:54Speaker 1: that's way too much. I'm I'm so glad I went
- 1:29:56Speaker 1: with the ink, bro, because I think it's just kind
- 1:29:58Speaker 1: of like putting stickers on my back?
- 1:30:00Speaker 7: Would you would you have been one of those guys
- 1:30:02Speaker 7: that got spacers in his ear and ship.
- 1:30:03Speaker 1: If because I got into it's like something you get into.
- 1:30:07Speaker 1: So I think if it would have if it would
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: have gone that, yeah, probably would have gone the.
- 1:30:11Speaker 2: Extreme, like fucking like like what's his name's name?
- 1:30:16Speaker 5: Nick?
- 1:30:16Speaker 6: The guy that hangs himself from the meal Bro. I've
- 1:30:19Speaker 6: been watching Ripped the Ship, good bro, I'm not even lying.
- 1:30:22Speaker 6: Half the time I seen I'm not ripped that was
- 1:30:25Speaker 6: gonna go on with you, Neil.
- 1:30:26Speaker 4: But half the time, you know he has race problem song.
- 1:30:29Speaker 4: He's in auck Comdeo and he's all who we're talking
- 1:30:34Speaker 4: about now.
- 1:30:34Speaker 1: I love that angry as Indian I've ever met dog.
- 1:30:38Speaker 1: He's like yo, he's like I'm even kind of scared,
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: like he's too angry.
- 1:30:42Speaker 6: So we have this told me, who's got this big
- 1:30:44Speaker 6: old like piercings and he does like the whole whole
- 1:30:47Speaker 6: works that who hangs my hooks?
- 1:30:49Speaker 4: You know what I'm talking about. You've seen those foes.
- 1:30:51Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm seeing my conventions all the time.
- 1:30:53Speaker 4: Bro, And now to stop us no more.
- 1:30:55Speaker 2: Now they're they're hanging, but they're doing the jumping, the
- 1:30:59Speaker 2: bungee jumping.
- 1:31:00Speaker 4: So I seen that guy ripped off that's.
- 1:31:06Speaker 5: On YouTube, skin ripped off.
- 1:31:10Speaker 4: Ship back up and I kept hanging. Yeah, it was
- 1:31:13Speaker 4: so it was so it was like literally, oh, it
- 1:31:15Speaker 4: was so nasty.
- 1:31:16Speaker 5: People don't understand that your your skin is an organ.
- 1:31:19Speaker 5: It's not just skin. It's if you know, if you
- 1:31:22Speaker 5: damage your skin, you can die.
- 1:31:25Speaker 6: You get scept this if you like that, Yeah that
- 1:31:27Speaker 6: thing when you get infections on your skin you can
- 1:31:29Speaker 6: die from, like wrestling, if you don't take care of staff,
- 1:31:32Speaker 6: staff infect infection, that's.
- 1:31:33Speaker 4: Your skin, you can die from that. It's an organ,
- 1:31:35Speaker 4: it's a part of your body. Yeah.
- 1:31:36Speaker 2: So the homies do that ship and from their knees
- 1:31:38Speaker 2: and then they swing, bro, And.
- 1:31:41Speaker 1: I'm just like I remember, like I literally after after
- 1:31:47Speaker 1: I saw the injury, post.
- 1:31:48Speaker 4: I was like mute.
- 1:31:50Speaker 5: Like, I was like, I'm not.
- 1:31:51Speaker 4: I don't need this. I don't need this ship in
- 1:31:53Speaker 4: my life.
- 1:31:53Speaker 2: Bro, it was tough to wash his last one, this
- 1:31:56Speaker 2: bungeon jumping with the hooks.
- 1:31:58Speaker 1: Yeah, and we might have him back on give it
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: September if he's healed. Yeah, he'll have him back on.
- 1:32:05Speaker 3: Ray.
- 1:32:05Speaker 4: Let's get into the Superchass because we're getting closer to
- 1:32:07Speaker 4: that time.
- 1:32:08Speaker 5: Yes we are.
- 1:32:09Speaker 4: I will pick the winner in the Superchazz.
- 1:32:11Speaker 1: By the way, I'm gonna send you a fucking muha
- 1:32:13Speaker 1: disposable and anybody who wants to be added to.
- 1:32:15Speaker 4: The secret menu just send me a d M.
- 1:32:17Speaker 1: I'll punt you in the right way and shout out
- 1:32:19Speaker 1: to all my people that are at my Discord. I
- 1:32:21Speaker 1: kind of like I got a discord popping and I
- 1:32:23Speaker 1: might have a little.
- 1:32:24Speaker 4: Community on there.
- 1:32:26Speaker 3: Communits.
- 1:32:28Speaker 8: Luis dia XG traded the banana for plata for the
- 1:32:32Speaker 8: plata No macho already getting his papers. He said yes
- 1:32:36Speaker 8: to the batto tramp stamp Raquelny likes coconut curry con.
- 1:32:43Speaker 3: D like, uh, pretty good.
- 1:32:49Speaker 2: Yeah, he's calling you.
- 1:32:51Speaker 4: He also said the banana for a fucking that was
- 1:32:56Speaker 4: worth every five dollars.
- 1:32:58Speaker 2: I'm not tripping by buck.
- 1:33:00Speaker 8: Next question, Louise, the ass job tripping for you?
- 1:33:04Speaker 4: What mato was the first?
- 1:33:06Speaker 2: I was like, what does he mean, dude, that's a
- 1:33:09Speaker 2: little bit.
- 1:33:10Speaker 4: That's macho. I don't, I don't, we don't use I
- 1:33:12Speaker 4: know what is, but I'm like, what do you mean
- 1:33:14Speaker 4: that's not? Basically, have trans do trans banana?
- 1:33:20Speaker 5: Next trans.
- 1:33:22Speaker 8: Next one, Louis the ass job tripping for using one ear.
- 1:33:26Speaker 8: But I don't give a fuck save tube. He said
- 1:33:32Speaker 8: it twice.
- 1:33:33Speaker 4: I don't give I don't know.
- 1:33:35Speaker 6: Wait if you like to, if you like to listen
- 1:33:39Speaker 6: to your headphones at work, get the metals, get the metas.
- 1:33:43Speaker 2: Just act like they're fucking you're just your glasses.
- 1:33:45Speaker 3: And you get here, right in here, right years.
- 1:33:50Speaker 6: No fucking headphones. They don't list intent thing. You just
- 1:33:53Speaker 6: have your glasses on record in the back to do that.
- 1:33:56Speaker 3: To a thing.
- 1:33:56Speaker 8: Next one question, Rowsy nitty leg, who's jk all up
- 1:34:03Speaker 8: to the whole? We don't smoke the same crew.
- 1:34:05Speaker 3: And thank you mama. The kids are almost man, we're
- 1:34:11Speaker 3: so old.
- 1:34:12Speaker 4: Mama baby's first sashay.
- 1:34:17Speaker 3: Mama, get the hash mama.
- 1:34:25Speaker 8: Thanks speed Manion same team, cactus.
- 1:34:29Speaker 4: He shout out to speed Manion A you know the
- 1:34:31Speaker 4: cactus were right? You follow dog? Did you see what
- 1:34:35Speaker 4: he had to move? So he had to move right?
- 1:34:38Speaker 4: That motherfucker is a cactus. Motherfucker dog.
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: There was not one fucking footage of like, finally got
- 1:34:44Speaker 1: all my stuff at my house trying to move. He
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: probably has no, like, not that much stuff, but that
- 1:34:49Speaker 1: was fucking two weeks of him. How am I going
- 1:34:51Speaker 1: to transport all these cactuses to my new place? Like
- 1:34:55Speaker 1: I'm talking about He had to say, you want to
- 1:34:57Speaker 1: come on? He had a fucking he ranted a truck.
- 1:35:00Speaker 1: How many fucking plants do you have?
- 1:35:02Speaker 2: That's why I feel.
- 1:35:02Speaker 6: That's how I feel about all those those like females
- 1:35:05Speaker 6: that have plants in their house. Now, I'm like, you know,
- 1:35:07Speaker 6: you eventually have to move out, and what are you
- 1:35:08Speaker 6: gonna do with all those plants?
- 1:35:10Speaker 8: Bro?
- 1:35:10Speaker 2: Like, that's why I don't like. That's why I'm very
- 1:35:11Speaker 2: minimal because no, I.
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: Mean, don't get me wrong, He's like, I ain't leaving
- 1:35:15Speaker 1: them behind because some of them you could tell him,
- 1:35:17Speaker 1: like number one, to be able to grow a cactus
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: is a lot of tedious work. It sounds very fucking lame,
- 1:35:22Speaker 1: but like for you to make it blossom and shit
- 1:35:24Speaker 1: like that and like grow pot and all this shit.
- 1:35:26Speaker 1: That shit some work dog, But yeah, shout out to
- 1:35:29Speaker 1: him next one.
- 1:35:31Speaker 8: Man, it's the painter. It's more than the test. They
- 1:35:33Speaker 8: check for good moral behavior and background checks. Now us citizenship.
- 1:35:40Speaker 5: For ship.
- 1:35:42Speaker 8: Good moral behavior, Xavier. The brad News question for the
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- 1:35:54Speaker 8: Where is it? Serve Tune for life Boston?
- 1:35:59Speaker 5: Right?
- 1:36:01Speaker 4: And they knew it. Yeah, Okay, Massachusetts, you guys, That's
- 1:36:13Speaker 4: what I'm saying. I was like, if family guys, I
- 1:36:16Speaker 4: could be wrong, all right, but.
- 1:36:18Speaker 6: I'm not a college graduate like Massachusetts Massachusetts.
- 1:36:21Speaker 4: I said that, man, let's go. They should take your citizenship,
- 1:36:26Speaker 4: but give it to me. It came with a package.
- 1:36:29Speaker 8: I was born Alex Castrow. I heard Nati only wipes once.
- 1:36:35Speaker 3: A week only if I need to. I have a body.
- 1:36:40Speaker 5: That paper.
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- 1:36:47Speaker 1: Your package just got sent out, by the way, all
- 1:36:48Speaker 1: the winners from the previous ones.
- 1:36:50Speaker 4: I sent him out yesterday.
- 1:36:52Speaker 8: Here man, this is the painter I would always draw
- 1:36:55Speaker 8: in school to second grade. I then got into graffiti,
- 1:37:00Speaker 8: going into seventeen years as a union painter.
- 1:37:04Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck you. I hope in twenty years they give
- 1:37:07Speaker 3: you a golden fucking brush.
- 1:37:09Speaker 4: That food didn't need to go to homeboy industry.
- 1:37:12Speaker 3: Yeah, just see you just do a union painter. Now
- 1:37:16Speaker 3: he's covering up graffiti.
- 1:37:17Speaker 4: What are you fighting for? Who are you fighting?
- 1:37:23Speaker 1: And then he was like, you're right, I gotta get
- 1:37:25Speaker 1: a union job. The key dog did that thea if
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: when you were like, if you're that banging error. That
- 1:37:32Speaker 1: fucking speech he gave Miklo probably was a speech a
- 1:37:35Speaker 1: lot of trollos got and that speech either.
- 1:37:37Speaker 4: Worked or did it didn't look it did not work.
- 1:37:42Speaker 1: No, but there's some fools that it did. Think about
- 1:37:44Speaker 1: the fools that you're like, all right, bo, It's like,
- 1:37:46Speaker 1: you know there's some fools that's just like damn man,
- 1:37:48Speaker 1: you're right.
- 1:37:48Speaker 5: There's also some dudes that did the opposite and was like,
- 1:37:51Speaker 5: da I want to be a trollo like Miklo.
- 1:37:52Speaker 2: You know that movie did were more hard than it did.
- 1:37:56Speaker 4: You know I'm saying that.
- 1:37:56Speaker 1: I say because everybody like their own culture in their
- 1:38:01Speaker 1: own family. I'm sure like, will your parents have that
- 1:38:03Speaker 1: fucking talk where they're like, what's.
- 1:38:06Speaker 3: If you go there? Lie bang, I'll give you a
- 1:38:08Speaker 3: maga putassos.
- 1:38:10Speaker 4: There's Indian game mayors in Canada, there's anywhere there's Indian
- 1:38:15Speaker 4: crips and blood. I know there's Indian mob like they
- 1:38:17Speaker 4: recently got busted.
- 1:38:18Speaker 1: Every time I find about Indian organized crime, I sendity
- 1:38:21Speaker 1: and I was like, yo, they they didn't what.
- 1:38:24Speaker 3: They went up to some guy and they said don't
- 1:38:27Speaker 3: then he did it.
- 1:38:30Speaker 4: Next one Ray.
- 1:38:32Speaker 8: Next one's from Nicholas. Shout out to everyone there from Rockford, Illinois.
- 1:38:37Speaker 7: Hashtag serb tube, Rockford, Illinois, hashtag Illinois the state.
- 1:38:43Speaker 4: Sut out to Rockport. Thanks what.
- 1:38:47Speaker 8: Next one's from that food Joe. Don't tell me, don't
- 1:38:51Speaker 8: tell me what to do.
- 1:38:52Speaker 3: Mother, don't tell me what to do, all right.
- 1:38:58Speaker 8: Next one is from Fat Jonas. Thank you for coming out.
- 1:39:03Speaker 4: Oh, thank you so much for that super chat.
- 1:39:05Speaker 3: Bobby, A big thank you, homegirl.
- 1:39:10Speaker 8: Cloud dealer. I heard they test you on pronunciation ex you.
- 1:39:16Speaker 2: I can't even pixa.
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- 1:39:27Speaker 3: I'll take a cheese pizza, get a pie.
- 1:39:31Speaker 2: What's up?
- 1:39:33Speaker 3: That one coming off.
- 1:39:36Speaker 2: Is not what we said. Whatever you sell there, give.
- 1:39:41Speaker 3: Me what kind of pie?
- 1:39:44Speaker 7: That Italian pie, the cheese pepperoni and the sauce with
- 1:39:48Speaker 7: the cheese cheese.
- 1:39:52Speaker 8: Sorry not sorry, Let's get Munchie be on the podcast
- 1:39:56Speaker 8: or whack one hundred and what's worse? Bomby or forgetting
- 1:40:01Speaker 8: your material?
- 1:40:02Speaker 2: XG has a local that's the same thing, bro. Usually,
- 1:40:05Speaker 2: if you forget your material, you're gonna bomb.
- 1:40:07Speaker 6: I'd rather forget my material and bomb than do my
- 1:40:10Speaker 6: material and bomb, regardless.
- 1:40:13Speaker 4: I'm a bomb regardless. But no, no, but for no,
- 1:40:17Speaker 4: would you rather? Would you rather forget your.
- 1:40:19Speaker 2: Material and bomb? You might bomb or just bomb because
- 1:40:22Speaker 2: your material sucks? How you rather forget your material bomb?
- 1:40:24Speaker 6: I rather blame it on I forgot what I was
- 1:40:26Speaker 6: gonna do than actually bomb doing your material.
- 1:40:29Speaker 3: I don't want to bomb either way. But yeah, no,
- 1:40:32Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:40:33Speaker 2: You know I bomb doing your material if you want.
- 1:40:34Speaker 2: If you bomb during that you regardless, it's gonna hurt. Regardless,
- 1:40:37Speaker 2: you're gonna sit in the car.
- 1:40:38Speaker 1: Taking Whenever Nitty bombs, the crowd knows he walk bar
- 1:40:43Speaker 1: when I when he dies?
- 1:40:46Speaker 4: Next?
- 1:40:46Speaker 5: What never?
- 1:40:48Speaker 2: I thought we never forgot.
- 1:40:51Speaker 8: Next one dead? President Saluto same two, same t dog,
- 1:40:56Speaker 8: thank you so much, and the last one from the
- 1:40:58Speaker 8: boxing boss. We don't smog check the same.
- 1:41:02Speaker 2: That's right, I'm gonna get my fucking cars.
- 1:41:04Speaker 4: Mok, yeah, what's up mission? We need to get sponsored again, dog.
- 1:41:07Speaker 2: I'm going tomorrow.
- 1:41:07Speaker 1: I'm gonna I need every person, every every person that
- 1:41:11Speaker 1: we send you from now on to be like, don't
- 1:41:13Speaker 1: even mention it.
- 1:41:14Speaker 4: We don't want to say you need sponsors again.
- 1:41:16Speaker 2: You tell them every time.
- 1:41:17Speaker 4: I'm like, tell them, we sent you fools.
- 1:41:19Speaker 1: I know there's a lot of people that go ahead,
- 1:41:20Speaker 1: Trippy Barry like past all the tractors there, the next one.
- 1:41:25Speaker 1: We got one more, says MK, cuz he's on what's
- 1:41:30Speaker 1: the status when my what not package?
- 1:41:32Speaker 4: I d MS you, I will look into it. Trust
- 1:41:36Speaker 4: it will be out this week.
- 1:41:37Speaker 1: I make sure I've been giving a good uh good
- 1:41:40Speaker 1: fucking record setting everybody shut out but not going down
- 1:41:44Speaker 1: tomorrow Friday, let's go ahead and give it up for
- 1:41:48Speaker 1: our guest today, Jonas Aggie.
- 1:41:50Speaker 5: Lar Thank you, thank you guys for having me. I
- 1:41:54Speaker 5: really appreciate it was pretty cool and it was a
- 1:41:56Speaker 5: lot of fun for sure.
- 1:41:57Speaker 4: Dude, thank you for giving us a free game. With
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- 1:42:02Speaker 5: Anytime.
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- 1:43:29Speaker 1: you got any shout outs? Huz your back.
- 1:43:30Speaker 4: You've been very quiet today. Back hurt again.
- 1:43:33Speaker 3: No, I'm just I'm tired, happy to be here.
- 1:43:36Speaker 7: Shout you guys, shout I tell you guys for listening. Uh,
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