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My first name is CHRISTMAS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: You're on the air. What's up?
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  Speaker 2: Na?
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  Speaker 3: I just heard you guys were talking about nicknames and
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  Speaker 3: unusual nicknames, and well, I don't have an unusual nickname.
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  Speaker 3: I do have an unusual name, so I thought that
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  Speaker 3: might qualify.
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  Speaker 1: What's the unusual? What's your what's your name?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Your name is Christmas.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Born near Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: I was born on Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so that's the story. It's just that you were
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  Speaker 1: born on Christmas.
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  Speaker 4: Yep. Nice.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know people think, do.
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  Speaker 5: You know a famous TV character that was named Christmas?
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  Speaker 5: I bet you that's why you're named Christmas.
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: What you when? Were you born?
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  Speaker 3: Nineteen eighty four?
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  Speaker 1: Yep?
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  Speaker 5: I would bet you your parents named you Christmas after
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  Speaker 5: the character Christmas Snow, who was played by Susanne Summers
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  Speaker 5: in the TV show Three's Company.
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  Speaker 1: Her name is Christmas Snow. Yes it is.
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  Speaker 3: I've got a better one.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's not it.
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  Speaker 3: I was named Christmas because my dad, who his name
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  Speaker 3: was Walter, he wanted to name.
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  Speaker 6: Me Walterine, Walterine, and so Walterine, and my mom said no,
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  Speaker 6: and she went with Christmas, and.
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  Speaker 3: So here I am.
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  Speaker 5: And she went with Christmas because she was a fan
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  Speaker 5: of Suzanne Summers, who played the character Christmas Snow.
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  Speaker 1: If you watch something show back then, it was a
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  Speaker 1: huge show.
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  Speaker 5: It was she played Chrissy Chrissy and her name was
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  Speaker 5: Chrissy Snow and her full name was Christmas. And they
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  Speaker 5: made many episodes that were very funny about it. That
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  Speaker 5: has to be it. Are you call your parents right now?
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  Speaker 3: Ask them, Well, they're dead, So you know what.
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  Speaker 1: Is Susanne Summer? So is Susanne Summers? May she rest
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  Speaker 1: in peace?
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, Well, Christmas, thanks for calling in, thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, absolutely back.
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  Speaker 1: How did you call on the megaphone?
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  Speaker 2: You saved my heart from the.
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  Speaker 4: Fate of.
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  Speaker 5: People online are listing disgusting habits that they secretly think
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  Speaker 5: are one hundred percent, and many of them probably feel relatable.
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  Speaker 5: So I thought I'd pull a few and go over
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  Speaker 5: some of these disgusting habits. Now, I gotta say, out
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  Speaker 5: of the force of the studio, the four of us
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  Speaker 5: at the studio, I feel like.
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  Speaker 1: Kyle and I might be more of this.
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  Speaker 5: This might be more relatable to her and I than
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  Speaker 5: the other the.
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  Speaker 1: Other two in here, maybe more disgusting.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that might be something. But you know, also Dustin's
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  Speaker 5: got something we haven't gone over me. I Hey, Dustin,
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  Speaker 5: good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Hey what's up man, Dustin?
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  Speaker 5: Do you have disgusting habits? I was gonna go over
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  Speaker 5: this list, but we will hear from you first.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, look, I know what's disgusting, so you don't
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  Speaker 2: have to tell me how.
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  Speaker 1: Gross it is.
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  Speaker 2: But I I eat cold hot dogs straight out of
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  Speaker 2: the bridge.
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  Speaker 1: I've done that before. Sure, I've done that when when
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  Speaker 1: I was a kid.
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's just Deli meat, you know, close closer
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  Speaker 2: Deli meat.
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  Speaker 1: You want to hear what?
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  Speaker 5: Hey, hey, I'll take I would take the hot dog
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  Speaker 5: out of the package cold, and I would like, I
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  Speaker 5: would suck the whole thing, the jaw.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's like so vinegary, I like even hot dog.
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  Speaker 5: I used to do that, though the visual kills me appreciated.
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  Speaker 1: What else does that is?
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  Speaker 5: That?
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  Speaker 1: It is there?
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  Speaker 2: More so, it's not just me the discussing habit. My
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  Speaker 2: uh my girlfriend has a pretty gross habit too. In
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  Speaker 2: bed every night before we go to bed, she watches
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  Speaker 2: those pimple popping videos.
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  Speaker 4: That's how she does gross.
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  Speaker 2: She relaxes.
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  Speaker 1: That was my sister show. My sister invented that show them.
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  Speaker 6: I had the doctor pimple pop pimple popping thing, but
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  Speaker 6: they know the stick, the stick.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, look, look it's gross, but I I get
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  Speaker 2: fascinated by him too.
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  Speaker 1: I can't stop watching ones are the best.
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  Speaker 5: Well, okay, Dustin, I'm gonna go over this list. Yeah
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  Speaker 5: you know, stay online. I'll go to this list with you. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: And it's funny because some of these things I do
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  Speaker 5: and then reading it grosses me out.
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  Speaker 1: But I know I do it. For example, picky something
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  Speaker 1: in your teeth and eating it again, but it's.
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  Speaker 4: Already in there.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not in there. You spit it out every time. Lies.
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  Speaker 3: But you know what.
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  Speaker 5: My wife, my wife, why, I think, is just the
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  Speaker 5: princess and does everything perfectly. That's one thing she does
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  Speaker 5: and it grosses me out. I stop doing that. It's
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  Speaker 5: so gross. Here's the thinking sexy thoughts about random attractive strangers.
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  Speaker 1: That was me the other day.
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  Speaker 3: Really, when I saw Devin Booker and Kendall Jenner flirting online,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They say it's disgusting and disgusting. Yeah, I think that's
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  Speaker 1: just normal. I think that's normal.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, then all of you guys are disgusting. Says
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  Speaker 5: in here that sometimes people think it's actually normal. Apparently
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  Speaker 5: it's disgusting. Someone said, I blow my nose in my
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  Speaker 5: dirty laundry. T shirt's not underwear. I've never once bought
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  Speaker 5: a box of Kleenex. Licking the ice cream lid. I
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  Speaker 5: do that, Licking chip dust off your fingers. I do that, though.
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  Speaker 5: The five second is something disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: Your own floor, Yeah, I think that's fair. But it's
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  Speaker 4: your own house, you know.
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  Speaker 1: This next one I do all the time, eating over
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  Speaker 1: the sink like a raccoon. We don't want to wash
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  Speaker 1: a plate.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do that a lot, and my wife is mortified,
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  Speaker 4: in fact, and she's always handing me a plate like, no,
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  Speaker 4: I'm good, Like you need a plate for the pizza
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  Speaker 4: or whatever it is that you're eating.
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  Speaker 1: You walk around and all right.
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  Speaker 5: Dustin This one's specifically targeted towards Kyle and I not
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  Speaker 5: showering every day.
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  Speaker 2: M it's good for your skin, not to share it.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly, exactly exactly on this one.
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  Speaker 5: Smell your boob, sweat your boo.
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  Speaker 4: Hard to smell.
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  Speaker 1: I smell my soft take weird acrobatics. I swell my
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  Speaker 1: socks too. I like to smell myself.
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  Speaker 4: Don't they smell corn chips?
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  Speaker 1: Wiping that's actually in the foot world that guys love that.
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  Speaker 1: That's like a hole that you just unlocked the whole thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that is a big thing. Watch out for my wedding.
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  Speaker 5: You should wiping a running nose on your clothing, like
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  Speaker 5: your socks when you don't have access to tissue. Uh,
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  Speaker 5: picking your scabs or popping zits. Also cross smelling your
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  Speaker 5: own gas, the sniff tests on clothes, picking up a
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  Speaker 5: shirt off the chairs, smelling the armpits, and see what
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  Speaker 5: I do that You've got to check in licking your
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  Speaker 5: wrists and then smelling it to see if your breath stinks.
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  Speaker 5: What about this one? I just I just did this
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  Speaker 5: the other. Yeah, have you ever heard that before? If
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  Speaker 5: you lick your wrists or the back of your hand,
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  Speaker 5: and when it dries, you smell it. If it smells,
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  Speaker 5: it means you have bad breast. No smelling it, Smelling
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  Speaker 5: your armpits to see if you stink. That's number one
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  Speaker 5: on the list anyway.
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  Speaker 6: That's normal, right yeah, yeah, but then again we're disgusting
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  Speaker 6: because it says if you think it's normal, you're disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: H Dustin, thanks for hanging us hanging with us on
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  Speaker 1: this segment. Thanks man, Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Realized how disgusting disgusting Dustin on the line.
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  Speaker 1: I have a great day, dude, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 1: Take it.
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  Speaker 5: If you want to add to this list, shoot us
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  Speaker 5: a text, and whatever is disgusting, a disgusting happened you
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  Speaker 5: or your significant other has the ninety six eight nine
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  Speaker 5: three