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Real Housewives of MIAMI and Below Deck Med · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling, and don't mind if I
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do. Hello, Darlings, it's me and me Phillips. I'm with Emily
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Jesis, Comedian Friend, Bravo Lover, Extraordinary. What's up, Emily?
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Hello, Good good day to you. Oh good day. We're gonna be
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talking double double the fun today. So it is a good day. We're
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doing Miami, we are doing Below Deck med Uh. We're not gonna do
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any dish. We're not going to serve up anything that's happening in the news
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because we have our work cut out for us today, you know. So
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that's what's that is what is up, and it's all sunshine and fun.
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Yeah, put on your tank tops, everybody. Yeah, okay, watch
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your wrist. What's your risk? Little teaser, little teaser, Just a
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reminder. You can get more recaps on my Patreon. That's patreon dot com.
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Backslash Drama, Darling, A lot of shows happening over there. We've
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got Potomac over there, Salt Lake City, Southern Charm, Golden Bachelor,
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Winter House, so much content we can barely even keep up and really excited
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about like the holidays, because you know, typically like when I was at
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Sirius XM, I would take that holiday break off and there would be time
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in between, you know, I'd take it off from like I don't know,
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the twenty first, twenty second through after New Year's. Well, guess
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what, darlings, I'm not taking that much time off, you know.
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So we're working. I'm gonna be working, and we're not gonna stat the
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recaps. You know, we might get some ever green ups in there,
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which Emily and I are just talking about doing some really fun stuff we're gonna
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do. We're gonna bring back a Bravo book club and we're gonna talk about
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the I was gonna say the Book of Mormon or it's gonna be a real
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easy read. No, Heather's Bad Mormon Book. Yes, Emily is way
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ahead of me. Have you finished it or are you just almost? I'm
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doing the audio book and I started it like two days ago, and I'm
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it's so good. I'm so excited to hear this because I've been wanting to
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read it. I mean, so we are, we're gonna talk about it.
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We're gonna talk about it and uh and much more so. Uh check
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out the Patreon. So, first off, I have to say, it
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was just so amazing to just dig into Miami. I watched the first two
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episodes as I'm sure every I mean, that's where we're at. And just
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so you know, like the new episodes drop I believe on Thursdays, so
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when we cover this it will be a few days later. But that's okay,
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that's okay, yeah, yeah, And gosh, it's so good and
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my god, these women are just unbelievable to look at. Well. It's
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also it carries over some of the graphics and spice of The Ultimate Girls Trip,
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like the peacock wand has been waved over Miami and good, like the
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transitions are really cool, like it like transitioning into a party or you know,
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like out and about it's they literally have sparkles across the screen, but
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it feels magical. IAM's hot, hot, hot, hot fire, Miami's
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hot hot. Okay, this was amazing. We got we got Emilio not
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no, not Charlie brother. We got One of these days, We're going
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to get him Abe one of these days. I promise. I want Amelio
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Estefan Estevez to go over to Adriana and be like I have a movie.
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It's a based on the eighties and she's like mighty ducks a hot, hot,
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cold cold icicles. Well let's make it, yes, okay. I
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like the Gloria was not on camera? You do? Oh man? No,
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I don't. I don't like. I don't love it. I just
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love that she's like you know what, I'm fine. Yeah, because he
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was like, she's out. The fact that she was there and didn't come
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over was really offensive. I'm like, please, just don't even tell us
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that she's in the building because we all want to see her, and I
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mean, what a legend. Yeah, and he's standing there like playing songs
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off his speaker phone. Jared's like he was gonna ge this to Camilla Cavello
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and it's like was he yeah, I don't think so, or what did
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he try? And they were like, well, not this one. Look,
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We've all yes, I will write a song today that I'm going to
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give to Camello. I was gonna give Drama Darling to Kamula Camello. Yeah,
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we're all, we'd all love, we'd all yes, every song is
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on offer to her. If you don't hear back, you go to Adriana,
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you know. But I'm a huge fan of her music, and I
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just think they're hits and I love I'm so here for it. I love
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that he's into it. He knows what he's got in the Housewives, he
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knows what a hit Miami's Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot Fire was.
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Yeah, so he's got the right girl. I think it's actually of all
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the of all the cities, of all the people, I feel like she's
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got a number one, Like there's a sleeper hit in her that's gonna like
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be the thing hit. It's been a oh I mean like like like it's
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going to be the kind of thing that plays it at sports arenas, like
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at every game, like one of those things. So you're saying Miami's Hot,
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Hot, Hot, Hot Fire is it's a hit with us, but
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you're saying it's a sleeper hit to the masses, it's going to yee.
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I think that she's going to have something even bigger now that she's working with
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him. Oh yeskay, bigger it's But why I say a sleeper I just
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think like people are not going to expect it, and it's not even going
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to be a joke. They're just going to be like, oh, that's
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legit. Yeah, because she's trying to just do fun party like public domain
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adjacent music that like we can't help but love so where other Yeah, other
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people are doing like you know, riffs till the End of time, vocal
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riffs, Candice and it like no like Andrew's doing Back is smash drive Back
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is a banger. Well look, okay, are we gonna hear it at
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the baseball field? It's more of a ballad? Yeah, are we going
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to hear Drew's breakup song? And I'm not I'm not even including Candy in
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this because Candy is above and beyond. Would you have seen that for uh,
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tardy for the party? Like I could have seen that being a sleeper
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hit in the stadiums to what like if you like, if you swung late
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to a if you were, like you were tardy for the party. Getting
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the baseball three, don't don't it? Dott it then walking to first don't
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don't it? Dot? It's still a little slow. Eric Is I mean
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there's just something that about the Miami's hot hot. Yeah, Erica, you
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know all these guys, Melissa, I love them all. I just don't
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know if there's sports arena applicable. Yeah, something that just makes so much
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money because it's played all day, it's behind phone commercials, it's like it's
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everywhere. You can't get it away from it. But you don't even know
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with the song, you don't even know. Yeah, and I think it's
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got to be a little bit more generic and a little more broadz because this
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next one can't just talk about Miami and palm trees and being hot. It's
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gotta spand it's like Orlando has tree, like sing about Orlando. Yeah,
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the next one's got to be about Orlando. And then it's gonna pop.
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People have been there, they have n't been to Miami. No expand Disney's
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on fire. I mean no, no, no, Disney's not on fire,
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you guys, hold on, hold on, really back. Amelia's like,
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do what you want. I've got so much money I could burn it.
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You know that Chloria's in the other room having oysters. She wants nothing
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to do with you. In fact, she's angry. I came over here.
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It took me a little while to figure out, well, like because
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Marisol had her gay brunch and then there was this other competing lunch that I
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don't know. I guess it happened at the same time because you know,
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they didn't want to invite Adriana, so they really have the two different camps
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here, right right? Well, and I think yes, because Gerty so
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Alexia tried to get everybody to every season, not just Miami, seems to
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open up on a New Horizon style event where we're all going to get together
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now and leave the past, go buy New York, New York. Yes,
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but oh yeah that's crazy too. This whole New Horizons was based on
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the reunion, I know, which has never been that on the head,
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has it. Yeah, it's usually like doing it so much more now,
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especially like with Jersey, and they did it just with Beverly Hills, you
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know. Yeah, dials like you didn't come over to my side of the
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couch, that's true. Yeah, so maybe these these events are happening now
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because of the reunions. But this felt You're right though, Beverly Hills had
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this New Horizons whatever Dury did, but it was because of the reunion,
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right, I mean it was Eagle Woman, let's call it out, okay,
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yeah, right, this Eagle Woman on her sidekick. Yeah whatever Raven
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had, I don't know, but so, yeah, they get together and
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by the way, in the first episode, I mean Alexia. I mean,
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Todd has really taking a hard stance, and I still don't know who
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he has a problem with. I don't know. I was hoping that you,
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darling, sound off because I know that I know that there was a
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weirdness and he felt some kind of betrayal from Adriana, but I didn't think
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it was that big of a deal. And then according to her, he
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said it wasn't. Yeah, He's like, oh, we're good. And
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then in an apology video was great though with Anthony. For Anthony, oh
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my god, it's a love letter. It was I remember that came out,
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and I mean I didn't watch the whole thing, but I loved the
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vibe. I loved him stepping up, reading letters, Q cards, you
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name it, teleprompter everything. No, there was no tell. I mean
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like, yeah, he might have written, but like that phone is at
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the worst angle of all time. It was like under his chin. But
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he was thorough about it. You know, he wants to do it and
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he wants to do it right. And Anthony loved it, you know,
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he absolutely loved Nicole loved it. They said, you know that they appreciated
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it. At Alexia's party, SAMs Todd, and we're like, well,
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who's the culprit because Todd's like, I'm not I won't be there. I'm
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want to be downstairs working out. Then I'm gonna get a steak. You
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know what I'm gonna do. I I'm gonna get a steak. Now.
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The greatest line in my life when he said that in this second episode,
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like where he was mount my jaw was like, what you guys have a
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steak restaurant in your building? I mean that's it's Miami because Miami Steaks,
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Stakes Steaks, Steaks, Miami, Miami. Remember the Golden Girls song Miami
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Miami. That's what she should cover. Okay, no, I don't,
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but I need to know. And if we keep going, starts from the
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beginning and where every building has a steak restaurant Miami, Miami. But you
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don't you those are the lyrics. Why haven't people covered Golden Girls songs?
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Oh? How many they have Golden Girls songs? Are there? Is there
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a soundtrack? All right? We don't want to get Emily started yesterday We
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started the show with by the way, it was on mutes. It couldn't
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put in the video. But she was like, I'm late because of this.
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And I popped on my video and there I just see Don Knotts's face.
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Yeah, on buy nothing. We got a three foot by two foot
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framed photo. It's not even a poster of Don Knott's. Now we are
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really taking a left turn. We got to get back to Miami. No,
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no, Furly is hot, hot, hot hot, bye. Yeah,
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I mean and he was smiling. He just looked great. And they
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got it. And I don't know, have you hung it yet? No,
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it's only been cho We've got to figure it out. I mean,
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it's gigantic and we're just we're just happy we got him. And he was
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going to the trash. That's the kind la. Yeah, it was like
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Shelley Dog. You're like, yeah, please save this Don Nutts framed brass
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photo or else it will die. Oh that's terrible, you guys. I'm
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sorry. Well, you see, and I would you would have thought I
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won a car. So I'm very happy about it. Yeah, okay,
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wait, So Alexi is like Todd like he like isn't showing up because like
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Todd doesn't like you guys, like I can't nail it down. I think
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it's because he just doesn't want to film with the group because he knows that
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these are dirty people, meaning reality stars, and they're gonna get him any
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which way, and he's afraid of that. Yeah, he's got something.
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There's something going on with Todd. I think whatever he said to Adriana on
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the way out that she said in the next episode with like you're right problem,
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I think he was just trying to like, uh huh, okay,
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yep, you got it. Like, I don't think that. I really
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don't believe that there's a problem between Todd and Alexia. Wait at this lunch
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with Adriana, Gerty, Nicole, and Julia, that's one camp because yeah,
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Miami, so that there you can count on them to be really split.
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It's a big enough cast where everyone resides on their side, which I
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think is very cool actually. But Adriana is like, I apologize to Todd.
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He said I never heard him, and we're good. And then Nichole's
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like, so, then who drove him out of the group, And Adriana
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said, well, I said, it looks like you guys are going to
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need some time to figure out your marriage, and he said, right on
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the nose. And then she's like, there's trouble in paradise, that's what
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it is. Meanwhile, Todd is hot off of a workout and steak because
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he saw her on her way out. He heard he probably heard her say
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something like, looks like you had a good workout and you need some time
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to figure out how to digest that steak, and he said right on the
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nose, because I think that's what he heard. Yeah, I think he
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was just like, probably had headphones in, you got it, steak sauce
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as you got it. And so I'm like, he didn't answer her,
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he didn't giving him him off. I'm gonna believe that too. There's no
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way that he would be like, oh, yeah, we have to figure
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out our marriage. Right on the nose, He's gonna disclose that to Adriana
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right after missing the whole party when he could have talked shit. That was
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so weird though, that he didn't show up, because immediately these ladies are
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just like, oh, divorce, and at Lexia tries, She's like like
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Todd and I are like not getting divorced, you know, that's it.
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They're like, what trouble and paradise. No, I actually just said he's
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not here, but I get she They have an understanding because at the end
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when they had their one on one, you know, she was like,
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sometimes you just need to like respect and just you know, support and interconfessional
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she was like, it's too bad he wasn't there to support me, but
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like, what are you gonna do? Uh, you're gonna kiss with four
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gallons of lipstick on with and gloss on top of that. He's always complaining
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about that lipstick, but he always goes for it. It's like kiss her
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cheeks. They uh. Peter lives nearby her now he's thirty, and she
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was like, I'm so excited to buy him groceries. And they share a
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housekeeper. So the housekeeper comes and talks, gives her all the tea not
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anymore. What do you mean, I'll just get a new housekeeper, wouldn't
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you If you're like, oh, if we saw that, you're right,
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yeah, I would immediately be like you know what, I'm good? Yeah
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right. Well, we start the season off with Alexi and Adriana making up
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essentially, which now it is a back to disaster. I mean by episode
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two, Adriana's just unfurled that that white flag she brought in a peace jumpsuit.
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I know she's coming in like, lay miss, do you need the
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people waving my flat my mai'ze hot hot? And Alexia is so annoyed.
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She's like like, do you need to have props all the time? Like
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She's like, yeah, actually I do, that's my thing. She's like,
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let's just make up. I don't want to, but like, and
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I do like that they did basically, you know, have a little moment
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there and start from scratch. So yeah, there's like an understanding. But
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man, oh man, oh man, that did not last long. And
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I mean on social media they're ripping each other to shreds. Currently. Yeah,
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I saw that. I just saw a little bit of it. Yeah,
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and then I thought like, well, I kind I should I actually
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want to go back and read it now because I saw it happening and I
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hadn't watched this episode. I'm like, well, do I want to see
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it unfold or do I want to watch it? I think I just want
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to watch it and like see the episodes. I want it all. I
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just want it all, thank you I wanted on sire. I did feel
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the same way I saw it. I did some screenshots and I was like,
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I'm not going to read it because I really want to watch it from
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scratch, and I don't want to be transported to real time. I want
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to be in Miami when it happened a year ago and not where we are
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now. So uh, Gerty apparently called Larsa the fakess person when she was
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on the Page six podcast and and then we're getting into Gerty's story at this
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Uh, I guess they were at Lexi's part. I don't know where they
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were in the first episode, but Gertie was crying and nobody knew why,
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you know, and so she leaves and Larsa's you know, she says to
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Larsa, you know, just be there for me when I you know,
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when I need you be there for me. Come for me in fairness though
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in Housewives Kingdoms, like what she be having a few drinks and saying things
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like that is on brand for nothing's actually wrong. So like I could see
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where they were, like Gerty was weird, but like, I don't know
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whatever, because like I could see Derinda saying that and nothing like it means
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nothing or you know what I mean? Like, so I kind of felt
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like we all know obviously watching at home, but if we didn't know,
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we would just assume it was like she had too many drinks and she's like
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leaning in on, you know, this weird emotional thing. I was impressed
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that the cast seemed to know that there was something off about her, that
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she was not at all acting like herself, and they all were keen on
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it in both groups, you know, and both teams at Marisol's gay brunch,
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and then also at the lunch with Adriana Gerty, Nicole and Julia when
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she finally told them that she has breast cancer, which my god, that
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was us, you know, it was what we were waiting to see.
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We knew this was gonna unfold very quickly into the season because of what we
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saw I had seen on social media, and she was diagnosed with this pretty
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quickly after they had wrapped the last season and they had the reunion. I
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mean it happened fast. Yeah, so to know she had you know,
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we saw a little bit of them talking about getting the biopsies and things like
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that, and then her telling the group. Nicole knew a little bit because
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in the first episode she was saying, like, I have to do all
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these MRIs and I have to do this biopsy, and Nicole was trying to
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comfort her say like, don't think worst case scenario. It could be this,
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it could be that. Right. So when she finally told them,
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you know, I did love Adrianna's reaction, which was just like ah,
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you know, because and remember when they told like Lisa told them that Lenny
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was cheating on her and they were like, no, my God, Like,
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this is the type of drama that I want to see. I want
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to see hearts being ripped open with empathy for another human being. And that's
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what I love about. You just want to see, Yeah, you want
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to see real like you don't see of a herst reaction. You want to
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see like, okay, yes, you know what. You just want to
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see that That's how I would react. So now I feel normal totally,
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like you couldn't want to cry, you rip your head off. And then
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but also I thought every reaction was so on point with everyone's personality. One
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Adriana had no idea. She was just overwhelmed. Nicole was from a medical
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standpoint, just like God, damn it, why always the good ones,
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just frustration in her seeing what she's seen in the medical field. And then
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Julia having gone through with Martina the two cancers that Martina had yeah, and
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I love being stoic and being like yeah and immediately like you're gonna be just
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immediately taking the stance of the caretaker and be like, don't worry about that,
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don't worry about that, like I was. It was like, oh,
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like the fact that she could step in and just say that right away
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was really cool because Gertie was worried about her husband Russell, and yeah,
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don't you can't. You can't go there like right, I'm that per sae
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person and I did what I needed to do and you will and he will
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do Yeah. Oh my god. I loved that they just leaned in and
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said, you have been an amazing wife, mother, you work so hard,
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and like now it's time for us to be there for you. I
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mean that was true, true beauty that you don't always see. Yeah,
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show it was very cool. I mean we've nuts. I mean, there's
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not been many moments that are that life literally life and death. So it
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was interesting to see that as well, just to see like when it's actual
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reality, it really is palpable as a viewer, and you can see it
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bubbling up in Gerty for so long, like she wants to say it she
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wants to say what she's dealing with at that first get together, but she
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can't. She's just filled with emotion. And then oh my god, but
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then she makes a joke. Well I like that. They were like,
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you're gonna gurtify cancer and then they start to laugh, and that was cute.
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As much as I like to be a part of that as a viewer,
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I did also feel like to her, I hope she didn't feel like
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she had to reveal that all on camera, but I mean she did,
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and that was her choice. I was like, I hope that she wasn't
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like I've got to do that, I've got to save this for the camera,
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Like I just want I just want her to do what she's got to
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do for herself. But yeah, I was like, yeah, I wonder
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if she made any Obviously she had to make the decision before filming. Again,
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if this is something that she wanted to have on camera, But when
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you make the decision once, it doesn't necessarily mean that later on you won't
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regret that, and then you're already in it. So I imagine that there
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may be some push and pull there for her. There are going to be
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so many people though that she touches like, there's going to be so many
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people that are like, oh shit, I'm going to get that mammogrammar you
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know, like there's going to be a lot of people that get a screening,
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and also people who have gone through breast cancer who are going to completely
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relate and see their story play out, whether or not maybe they don't want
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to see that because it might be triggering because it's such an intense experience,
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but also tell the story that they went through, just to make it more
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readily visible to people who don't understand what women go through. I mean,
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it's and when she talked about the chemo things, she's like, I don't
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even want to discuss it, you know, yeah, because they don't know,
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and now we do. You know that she did have to do chemo
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and she is in real time finished with chemo. She rang the bell,
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Yeah, she did she have to do radiation. Oh I'm sorry. Now
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I'm kind of getting them both confused. So I'm not sure which one she
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she's finished with. Okay, I don't know, so my apologies, darling
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Belle was wrong, a bell was wrong, and her treatment was finished,
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So I'm not sure which one it was or both or what have you.
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So she has to have surgery sooner than she thought. And U so,
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I mean this is just escalating quickly. But they caught I mean it's stage
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one, so they caught it somewhat quickly. I would imagine. Yeah,
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yeah, so that's that's good. So when at the beginning, when how
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wild is it that that Lisa's new boyfriend, Jody lives in Adrianna's old house.
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He seems really surprised about it all the time. His eyes are wide
27:02
open. Is it because he's had work done? I think so, yeah,
27:07
it has to be. But he seems nice. He seems really nice,
27:11
and that is crazy. I mean it's all of all the houses I
27:15
know. And by the way, I love what he did to the place.
27:21
Oh, and I mean you can't compare. I mean, Adrianna is
27:25
just so about herself that she's not gonna I'm not a modern person, like
27:30
I don't love all white interior. I don't love the beach, you know.
27:36
I just I'm not the Miami decor person. So it's not for me.
27:41
So what he did it looked great, but it's not my vibe at
27:45
all. I don't like the dark tile and grout that I think she had.
27:49
That to me, seems like a lot of work. So anyway,
27:56
my vote is for JODI's interior. Yeah, I mean I'll vote for his
28:02
damin it. It was like amazing actually, speaking of houses, Holy shit,
28:07
Nicole her new house that they bought. I'm like, yes, was
28:11
that Star Island. I'm trying to remember because they all love Starland, but
28:15
they the Estevans live on Star Island, and Rosie O'Donnell used to live on
28:22
Star Island, and I used to live on Star Gloria, the Gremlins,
28:30
Jake from Stayed four, I mean everybody, but like, yeah, I
28:34
don't think it was Star Island. It was a different little island, I
28:37
want to say, but boy, it looked like it. Every time you
28:41
see a house for sale on Star Island, it looked like the drone shot
28:45
of their house. So I don't know, I've never been. I refuse
28:49
to go to my house on Star Island. I refuse to go. You
28:53
know what, they're trick or treating. They have to shut down the islands.
28:57
There's so many kids, no I'm kidding, not one child. So
29:03
yeah, that was wild. They work out with Larsa's trainer Larsa can get
29:10
it with. She works out hard. I mean she does it. She
29:12
does the damn thing, which is impressive. And Keiki was there, Alexia
29:18
was there, and they kind of talk about the whole well. Kiki tells
29:23
her that Adrianna was talking uh Todd and money and Alexia wanted to be higher
29:30
status and stuff like that. So then they kind of all talking shit and
29:33
Alexia was like, like, first of all, like Toddy's humble, and
29:38
like so am I I'm like, bench please, Okay, there's not one
29:45
real housewife. It is humble, so let's just get that straight. Yeah,
29:53
and then Mary saul face times in and looks like a brat stall.
29:59
Yes, oh my god, she does. I had to take a screenshot
30:03
because I was like, and she she facetimed in twice, like where is
30:08
she? Like why isn't she? Oh yeah, they didn't invite her because
30:11
she doesn't work out right, but look at this. I don't know why.
30:17
And she doesn't really look like this in real time, Like no,
30:22
it's the angle and the glasses, yeah, and the area fifty one of
30:26
it all that's look like an alien but it's just very extreme. The angle
30:34
is extreme I gotta get my cocky in space. Oh no, no,
30:41
no, I need more failures in my lips so crazy, you know?
30:51
To me? Mary Salt, she but she always pulls it together and looks
30:55
like amazing good. Yeah, I do he confessionals. Yeah. I was
31:02
gonna say, like, I don't know too many people that could pull off
31:04
that crown that she wears in they're confessional and she looks really good. She
31:08
had another one last season, a lot of head band crowns. Yes,
31:14
yeah. What did you think about Marcus Jordan and Larsa. We got to
31:18
see him on camera and we got to see them interact. I'm going to
31:21
withhold my opinion. What did you think? Well, I can't wait for
31:25
the bish Therapist episode on that because there's so much unpacked there. Trying to
31:32
get a lot of attention I think from Daddy and I don't know, I
31:40
put I put a lot of it on, Like he's as sweet as can
31:42
be and she's really sweet to him too. They have a really nice vibe
31:48
going right now. But you take one step back and you're like, oh
31:52
my god, you guy. Yeah, you guys realize you're standing in the
31:56
crater of the asteroid that you created and then they're gonna have a podcast,
32:01
yeah, which is just I think I loved him, I like fell in
32:07
love with him. I was like, he's so great. I love his
32:10
vibe. I wasn't expecting him to be so cool, so that threw me
32:16
off. And I wasn't expecting their like relationship to be somewhat of substance.
32:22
And it looks like they really like each other for real, and I was
32:25
not expecting that. I know, I really want to know what weineda.
32:30
Jordan thinks that's his mom, because I think Michael got Michael's just got to
32:37
be rolling his eyes, but you know, Anita, Jordan's gotta be yeah,
32:42
yeah, yeah, Scottie, I don't even know how. I don't
32:45
know. I mean, the whole thing is just like we are going to
32:49
burn every bridge so we can have this thing, which must be what's so
32:54
attractive about it, obviously, right right? Yeah, Like you prove to
33:00
me that the stakes you could handle the highest of stakes. So I'm gonna
33:04
be with you. And I wonder if for the first time, Marcus is
33:08
getting a lot of passionate attention from his dad, passionate like the public.
33:17
Yeah, yes, so I would love to hear bish therapists after a season
33:24
of Miami, take a look and see, because if you take all that
33:29
away, they seem like an amazing couple. If you don't know any of
33:34
the backstory, it's impossibly you feel bad judging. But when you know just
33:39
one, just one part of the backstory, you're like, oh, and
33:44
there was no backstory, they wouldn't be together, Like they would just say
33:49
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, so there had to be like an
33:52
insurmountable amount of sacrifice. It's like that without that, they couldn't prove that
34:00
they liked each other. It feels off. Yeah, it just feels not
34:04
good. But it's off, but it looks on the surface really nice.
34:08
And I'm like, oh, I'm so happy for them. And I'm like,
34:12
oh, this is so messed up. It's a journey and they seem
34:16
obsessed with each other. Now. It's almost like that they if you could
34:22
physically manifest, if you had a physical version of what they did, it
34:24
would be like they like cut off a limb for each other, Like Marcus
34:30
had to cut off a leg and she had to cut off two arms,
34:34
and it's like, okay, now we're just gonna act like that's a normal
34:38
thing you did for each other so you could be together, Like that's what
34:42
it feels like. Yeah, yeah, I mean, God forbid, she
34:45
cut off that Brazilian butt lift because that was not part of the deal.
34:51
It's still there. So I was very interested to get into the whole Lisa
35:00
anything, and so we're really starting to get into it. I remember this
35:02
playing out. I'm excited to watch it play out on the show because there
35:07
were so many headlines during this time of their separation and him wanting her out
35:12
of that mansion and him fighting giving her temporary spousal support and him just being
35:17
the biggest douchebag, and so it was interesting to see her go to court
35:22
and then have to maybe go to court on her way to court again for
35:27
the temporary spousal support hearing, and then the lawyer calls her up on the
35:31
way over and is like, turn around. He agreed to eight thousand a
35:35
month for temporary support, and now to see this all play out is going
35:40
to be such a wild journey. M hm. He's awful. I hate
35:45
him terrible. Yeah, he's so gross mm hmm. So I hope that
35:53
and they were together a really long time. Like I get that she wasn't
35:57
with him since the beginning of his career, but like they were together a
36:01
long time and they get kids and he's just gross. You did get the
36:06
feeling she would be okay with a decent settlement, not robbing and blind,
36:12
but you get I get that feeling. But I do too. Yeah,
36:15
and I don't know the numbers, So all right, uh well, let's
36:22
see here. Gerty and Larsa meet at the end and after they had their
36:29
first meeting where like Gerty was crying, be there for me, be there
36:32
for me. Larsa's like, let's not cry. Why are you on social
36:36
media calling me fake? I've been nothing but nice to you, And then
36:38
Gerty's like, we're on different planets. I gurtify it. You're disrespectful to
36:43
me. And you know, she had that comment about putting a muzzle on
36:46
her and stuff like that. So now they're talking about what they've said in
36:49
the in you know, to the world, and Larsa triggers Gerty by saying,
36:55
I don't know what you're saying. You're using too many words, and
36:59
then Gerty starts crying, saying you need to offer a safer space for people
37:02
to be open, and then Gerty starts crying and Larsa's like, Gerty,
37:07
are you really doing this right now? And Gerty's like, Larsa, be
37:09
patient with me, and Larsa's just like, do you want me to cry
37:13
and tell you what's going on in my life? And then Gerty's like I'm
37:15
done so and then it ends with Larsa being like, what are you crying
37:20
about? I apologize to you? What are you crying about? Oh my
37:23
god? If she only knew how what an asshole she looks like, I
37:28
know, and I don't think I didn't. I felt I actually felt bad
37:34
for Larsa in that scene because I felt like she's doing her job. Yeah,
37:40
she's matching the moment with a moment and not understanding that they're like it's
37:49
all about to drop out the bottom. But like, and I also felt
37:52
like, Okay, Gerty is trying and this is the best she can do.
37:57
I just felt bad for the whole thing. Also felt bad that,
38:00
like Larsa had drink almost all of rice tea before she started eating and was
38:06
not gonna have any laught for her banana bread and hope is not dry?
38:12
Are you gonna wash that down. You're not gonna get up and get a
38:15
water. So I just felt bad the whole thing. Speaking of like eating
38:22
dinner, when Alexi and Todd were at dinner and she was like, like,
38:27
let's just order everything so you don't like disturb us, and like,
38:30
what a bitch thing to say. I know, it's like the fuck,
38:36
then don't go to a restaurant, right, let's just order. I'm like,
38:39
they're gonna have to bring it the stuff to you. Is that gonna
38:43
disturb you? Yeah, the waiter can't win. If he goes back and
38:51
asks, they're gonna be like, what are you doing? And if he
38:53
doesn't go back. Yeah, anyway, Yeah, that Gerdie and Larsa was
38:59
like two people that are on completely different pages and not knowing a thing.
39:04
I did feel like Gerty was vulnerable by saying, Larsa, please be patient
39:08
with me. She asked her to be patient, and Gertie still snapped back
39:12
and that was mean, Like she was like, do you want me to
39:14
cry and tell you what's going on in my life? It's like, okay,
39:16
just pull back. Gerty literally said, in a very genuine and not
39:22
you know, snarky way, just be patient with me, and Larsa did
39:25
snap. So you know, read the room. Larsa's what I'm saying,
39:30
just re read it a little bit more, have a little more intuition about
39:37
what's going on, Like you know, I mean, she's literally saying,
39:42
be patient with me. Last time you saw her, she was begging you
39:45
to be there for her. So if you want to know, shut up
39:50
and listen, you know, don't be snarky about it. So well,
39:53
it's gonna be interesting. I also feel like maybe Larsa thought that it wasn't
39:59
There was and gravity to the situation because of meeting in an outdoor counter cafe
40:06
kind of place, Like I think it had a light feel to it,
40:10
and I wondered if Larsa was like, oh, maybe she's just gonna tell
40:15
me, like about a little bump in the road and we're going to have
40:19
our apology scene or something like that. Like I kind of got the vibe
40:23
that just even the set up the surroundings, I wouldn't have no idea my
40:30
friend, if my friend was about to drop that on me or any really
40:34
hard news, I would have thought it would happen at home or something like
40:37
we would do a scene in a home but I don't know. Yeah,
40:44
all right, well to be continued at the end of that episode, and
40:47
yeah, so we'll we'll check back in on that next week. We've got
40:52
to move in to below deek Mead. Yes, okay, we don't.
41:00
We're not going to spend as much time on this, but oh why oh
41:04
why Amy, essentially what you have to do, I'm going to stay on.
41:08
I'm going minute by minute. Poor Sandy was getting her hands dirty and
41:15
carrying the kayak backwards and was like just tripped over part of the boat and
41:22
then went and had to leave and then came back. I was like,
41:25
I have a high, high tolerance for pain. You know, brokemer with
41:30
snowboarding. I'm back a little fracture. I can still drive the vessel.
41:37
Sandy was full of all the pranks. She had a brush with death with
41:43
this wrist thing, and she came back firing on all cylinders, ready to
41:46
like, whoop it up. I know this episode was Sandy's bloopers and practical
41:52
jokes. I have to say I should have known that she was joking when
41:59
Jack was like I had to wait with the case, and she was like,
42:04
back your bags and then they caught shit. Oh, pack your shit.
42:08
Yes, delivered so great. I was like, oh my god,
42:14
is this for real? I should have known no, but she'd had me,
42:20
she had me on the ropes. I thought they had a twenty four
42:22
hour charter. Did do with the twenty four hours? You're doing so good?
42:29
I booked another charter. Ah, psych suckers, Okay, I mean
42:35
so good. Can we like get her on a prank show for real?
42:38
Real? I know, just behind you know, the people who talk into
42:43
the microphone for other people doing the pranks. You know, she could be
42:46
on the microphone. Oh that's funny. Yeah, she was great. I'm
42:52
so glad we didn't lose her for the season. That sucked. Oh my
42:57
god, can you imagine? No. But but the other thing I'm so
43:00
glad that's happening is that, like everybody's starting to get NAT's number. Ooh,
43:07
you know, finally they're starting to figure her out. Yeah. Oh
43:12
messy, messy, messy, messy, messy, messy. So Kyle yells
43:17
at poor Jessica. I mean that was awful. That's about her, because
43:23
he really was projecting and deflecting everything on her when he didn't need to,
43:29
you know. And then that whole pass out on the floor was like,
43:36
I mean, I drama Darling, Wow, drama darling. Jesus, I
43:40
mean he should take over this podcast because that was about it. I mean,
43:45
you're not even out of eyesight eyeshot of the guests and you're just like
43:51
I got oh no, I gon't breathe. And NAT's relationship is up and
43:58
down, like it was great. She does talk to him all night.
44:04
She never shuts up, just constantly like a yan yang and then like like
44:13
gnattering, nattering. Oh yeah, it's actually come dames, I love you
44:17
so much and it's like back and forth. It's and that can keep up,
44:21
I know. And the boyfriend's been on this season more than Sandy.
44:23
Like we've heard him, the boyfriend talk on this season more than we've heard
44:28
Captain Sandy talk truly. Yeah, and that's a shame, a real shame.
44:36
Yeah, that boyfriend douchebag. He cheats on her, at cheats,
44:38
but they have an open relationship. He slept, he sleeps on their girl.
44:42
And then he's like, oh, my soul, it's like your soul
44:46
or your dick, because so like you're just feeling guilty that you did this.
44:51
And also so weird that like Luca is in the bunk with her above
44:57
Kyle, and Kyle's chiming in when necessary to what's going on. I'm the
45:02
top bunk. Oh my god, how I'm the comfortable Yeah, Kyle's just
45:10
manically scrolling and then like, don't answer it. That's really bad. Don't
45:15
answer it. Oh man, Okay, So the guests like are fanning out
45:28
on this charter, fanning out. They're in the galley, they're in the
45:31
bunks, like they're in the the deck room, charter room. Sorry,
45:37
they're in the deckhands, bunk cabins. You get what I'm saying. Yes,
45:42
yes, this is just like seems like they're crossing the line to me.
45:45
I mean they're just fanning out because it's below deck, which is always
45:49
weird. Jessica's crying to Toomey about Kyle. To me, handles it very
45:57
well. Is like let's let it blow over. I just need to protect
46:00
you and make sure that you guys are separated. Also, she handled Kyle
46:05
so well because when she comes in and talk to Kyle and then Kyle's like
46:08
great, and you can tell he's just ready to dish, and Jimmy's like
46:15
we're just talking logistics. Yes, keep it together, dude. Yeah,
46:21
he's I don't know, he's almost as bad as that. But I don't
46:27
know who's worse. They're they're quite the pair. Oh No, NAT's worse
46:30
a thousand times worse. She's a thousand times because we and we learn that's
46:36
really because of her, that this whole Jessica thing happened because she's stirring it
46:39
up and putting bugs in Jessica's ears. And I really think that she has
46:46
to always be fixing something. And when there's not an elaborate setup for the
46:53
boat, for the guests, like, she will create problems to fix constantly.
46:59
That's it's just what she does. And so the boyfriend or drama among
47:06
the crew like Lucas, Yeah, yeah, whatever is near her, she
47:10
will make a problem so that it can be she can like, you know,
47:15
be busy work for her. She doesn't realize it's so she's like she's
47:20
like a tropical storm level you know ten. And then she's also like tries
47:25
to be the Red Cross. You know, she's yes, both, which
47:29
is a crazy way to live somebody who really likes the chaos. Essentially,
47:35
Yeah, that message. The next day from Kyle, and then of course
47:42
Nat telling Jessica, Oh, he's taking a dick at you. He's taking
47:45
a d dig at you. It's like, no, he really wasn't.
47:49
But it was weird that, Like when Toomey told that to Kyle, he
47:52
was like maniacal laugh. He was like, ha, wouldn't she ever?
47:57
Like that was weird. He's just oh, my god, very strange.
48:04
And the crew night out when these charter guests met them up, my god,
48:10
Lara kissing every single charter guest and then Max kissing a charter guest was
48:16
wild. I know, like I assume that's okay. Yeah, it's okay,
48:23
it's okay as long as it's not on charter. Yeah. And then
48:28
I kept thinking, well, how are they not going to have these girls
48:31
come back on the boat with them, Like how are they going to be
48:37
out of their mind wasted wanting to continue the party but no guests. I
48:42
wanted to see that rejection happening at this at the like Doc, I know,
48:47
I know part of me was like, I think those girls just wanted
48:51
to party it up and have it not go anywhere and just like have they're
48:55
a little fun with making out with Lara and then just going back their own
49:00
rooms. No, but I think Lenny and Max, the guest Lenny and
49:06
with Max. I could see that party continuing. That's the one I thought
49:09
she was going to come on the boat. And if she did, then
49:13
why not like two or three other friends, And I wanted to see them
49:17
have to say no. I wanted to see Sandy have to wake up.
49:22
Yeah and be involved. By the way, when did the tides turn?
49:30
And all the deck crew loves Max? Now he's just so funny. I
49:36
did that happened? I don't know happened. I don't know. I'm not
49:42
laughing Max. I don't get it. I'm not going to your clown college.
49:47
Yeah, I couldn't believe that. Uh well, is there anything else
49:51
you want to say about below Deck? Med? I know you have notes
49:54
there, Like, is there any other broad strokes you want to talk about
49:58
for the last few episodes? Because I just did kind of like this episode.
50:00
Yeah, you know, I think I think I'm just like I said,
50:04
I'm just glad that NAT's finally getting hers. And the only thing that
50:10
was weird though, was I watched a little bit of Watch What Happens last
50:15
night with Laura and Luca and they like Luca was like not saying anything about
50:23
Nat or Kyle or Jessica that situation, and it was really frustrating because I
50:30
was like, you have to be watching her now and seeing what she has
50:34
worked this whole season and have some opinion on it. Luca, Yeah,
50:37
no, he's just like dreamy eyes and perfect smile. The very end of
50:50
the episode this past episode, when Kyle and Nat start to get into it,
50:53
I mean, that's going to be continued for next week so we can
50:57
talk more about that. But like they're gonna rip each other's face is off
51:00
at this crew night out, like yeah, it's over, Yeah, because
51:04
I think Jessica and Luca now no, it's not going to get any attention.
51:09
So yeah, we'll see. And I would like to know when are
51:13
they going to eat that watermelon in the crew breakroom because it's been there a
51:19
long time and it's just oh, it's turned by now. Yeah, they
51:22
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