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Lunch with the Clydesdale - Wednesday Show! Here for the Swamp Pop! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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In this world,
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there are battles worth fighting for,
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and there are others that just ain't worth
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it.
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Let's talk.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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Midday motivation every time you press
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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It's lunch time!
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Held a little long this time.
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shaking it up shaking it up i mean
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you gotta make it that may count i
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may get in there right it's been raining
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all morning so my voice i had all
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the pollen has been washed away oh so
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my voice feels better today and the smooth
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baritone of scott's white it's ladies
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night
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Um, yeah, fun stuff, man.
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Gosh, when I said that,
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all I could think of is like,
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I used to be a wedding DJ.
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I can believe that.
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And, and for a minute, like I thought,
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man,
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this is the coolest job in the world
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until I did it.
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just think about like the scope of music
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that you have to have prepared for a
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wedding you've got everybody from the
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eight-year-old taylor swift fan to the
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eighty-five-year-old chuck berry fan and
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the whole night ain't nobody happy until
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like the last half hour when everybody is
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half tanked and the old people went home
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and the kids went home with the old
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people generally speaking uh
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So in South Louisiana, it's actually,
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I don't say it's easy.
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I know it's not easy,
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but there's a set list that you're going
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to hear at a wedding down here of
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like eight or nine songs for sure that
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you're going to hear.
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And you're probably going to hear more
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than once.
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If it's a DJ playing,
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if it's a band,
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you're probably going to hear five of
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those eight or nine that they're actually
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going to play.
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But it's tradition.
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It's kind of like the masters.
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A tradition like no other.
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wow it was like jim jim nance jumped
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on the show holy cow um kenneth the
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lap member for my man like and subscribe
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support the show for free he used his
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free highlighted chat just just to help us
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out that's the kind of guy kenneth the
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lap is right there if you like some
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kdo um
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Yeah, the wedding DJ circuit,
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you had all the chicken dance,
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electric slide.
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This was the nineties, so way back, right?
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Electric slide, chicken dance.
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It hasn't changed.
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But the day I knew I was not
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cut out for this was when I had
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to play Achy Breaky Heart four times.
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Ooh.
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i don't want to play it once four
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times in a row i i only wanted
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to play it once in my lifetime let
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alone four times in one night at a
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at a wedding yeah no thanks uh joseph
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ramirez is actually djing tomorrow night
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guess we're heading to dc man heading on
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that way uh money money yes that got
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played
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very very frequently uh macarena of course
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uh see cupid shuffle is beyond is after
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my my time as a dj but yeah
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electric slide macarena i could say some
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of the songs that get played down here
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but it's a lot of like swamp pop
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type stuff that nobody would know what the
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hell i was talking about so i'm just
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gonna keep it to myself do you actually
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call it swamp pop that's the name of
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the genre you can google it
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oh wow man so it's what my grandpa
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used to call chanka chank music but it's
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southern louisiana style music zydeco but
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more like modern type zydeco music but
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yeah i mean jenny knows swamp pop her
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husband's from uh from down here jenny
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would know jenny would know big butt women
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uh and t-na-na and uh a couple of
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other ones like that like do you date
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if you had a wedding in south louisiana
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you gonna hear it uh i need a
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set list dude hit me i i need
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to immerse myself in some swamp pop just
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to understand yeah
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So send me, send me a quick,
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quick set list.
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I'll send you some playlist from Spotify
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or something.
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Got it.
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I'll make one.
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I'll make one this afternoon.
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No big deal.
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Um, speaking to Jenny,
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that girl got me in trouble, man.
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How?
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So I want to start this off by
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like,
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like we are not affiliated with anybody,
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but we're friends with everybody.
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Correct.
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Right.
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And.
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When she clips the show,
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there are people out there that think that
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now I am aligned with one side or
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the other.
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No, we are not.
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And I have people coming at me that
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I should not be aligned with, Jenny.
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Like hardcore.
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Jenny has been nothing but kind to me.
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Why would I let anybody else tell me
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who I should and should not be friends
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with?
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Jenny and I have conversations at least
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three times a week back and forth on
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Instagram.
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Again, same.
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She's never been nothing but nice to me
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either.
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And these people coming at me are not
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in the space.
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They're not a part of any of this.
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They're just observers.
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Again,
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like the piece that she clipped yesterday,
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they're not happy unless we have something
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to bitch about.
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So they see something he takes and just
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posts, right,
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that she either agrees with or just finds
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interesting or whatever,
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doing what she does.
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And people are like, oh,
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that's disgusting, this camp.
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Nope, sure ain't.
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Scott's not in this camp.
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Scott's not in this camp.
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Scott and all surrounding members of
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Clydesdale Media are in our camp.
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We are on our own side.
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Yeah.
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We do what we want to do.
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That's it.
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I worked for Morning Chalk Up for a
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limited time,
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and that experience made me make the
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decision.
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I always want to be my own thing.
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I want to go in my own direction
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when I want to go there.
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A hundred percent.
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And that freedom,
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if it means less viewers or less clicks
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or whatever, it is what it is.
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And I'm okay with that.
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Because at the end of the day,
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I work a full-time job.
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This is my side pleasure.
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And I pleasure myself by doing this show.
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She's fixing to clip that.
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and if i don't get that opportunity to
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do that then and have to do something
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that somebody else wants me to do then
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i've lost that freedom to have this and
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um
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And so that is what it is.
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I listened to Boys Interrupted this week.
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They went on again about the Boys
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Interrupted fatigue.
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I am not fatigued with them,
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but it doesn't matter.
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I said what I said and it got
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clipped and it is what it is.
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It's out there.
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The goal of anybody in social media is
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to get clipped.
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Like that's how you grow.
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That's how you reach other audiences.
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Every time she clips us, she'll tag me.
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Right.
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And so like,
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and then we have a conversation and I
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always start off with, thank you.
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like appreciate appreciate you because it
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it means somebody's paying attention and
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saying and seeing something and sharing it
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with the world because they thought that
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we had something whether it's they thought
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we had something interesting to say they
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thought we had something stupid to say
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they thought we had something intelligent
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whatever the case may be you are helping
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us out it's the same thing with the
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comments hate us please come tell us how
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bad we suck give us the thumbs down
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engage we would love for you to engage
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Meredith says, lovely wording.
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You're welcome, Meredith.
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Just choked on my water.
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Thanks, Scott.
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Whoa, Scott.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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And some will go watch the show to
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see more.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Absolutely.
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I saw Kipping's response to Jenny.
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About making clips.
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That's what Jenny does.
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What is wrong with people having different
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perspectives?
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I don't get it.
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And different viewpoints on the world.
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I don't get it.
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Here's the thing.
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What gets me,
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since we're talking about Jenny in
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general,
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is that they disagree with something that
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she says or puts out or whatnot.
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And instead of making a rational argument
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about why they don't like what she said,
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they just attack her instead.
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And it's not just her,
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but she's who we're talking about.
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And that blows my mind.
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It's like saying, you know,
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Scott likes the color red instead of the
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color blue.
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Yeah, Scott's ugly.
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But that doesn't, like,
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it's the stupidest argument on the face of
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the planet.
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Like,
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I mean, it may be factual,
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but it's a dumb argument.
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It's a dumb argument.
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It's like, oh, well,
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she said this about one thing I read
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the other day, and they were like, oh,
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her voice makes me blah, blah, blah,
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whatever.
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Okay, what about what she actually says?
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Well, I will say...
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Like when she clips us,
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it's pretty much straight ahead what we
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said.
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There's no editing to that to make it
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sound any different.
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No.
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No.
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And she does that with everybody.
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It's not just us.
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Anybody that she clips, she just clips.
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Mark Phillips, you're very handsome,
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Scott.
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Don't listen to him.
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Scott's favorite color is red.
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Why do you hate the other colors?
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You hate every other color, Scott.
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Everybody.
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Yeah.
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So, yeah.
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So, we have a couple supers.
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Mark Phillips gifted another five
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Clydesdale Media memberships today.
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So, hopefully,
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you're one of the lucky ones in the
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chat that get to become a member of
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the channel.
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Thank you, Mark.
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You are always, God, man.
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I used to think Kenneth was the best
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listener, but gosh, it might be Mark now.
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Pull up.
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I got to do supers first.
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Jay Birch.
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Interesting.
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I've been a member for thirty three months
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and my twin daughters are thirty three
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year olds.
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Thirty three years old today.
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I didn't know that Jeff had twins.
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Not either.
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That's outstanding.
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But I see what he did here.
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He pulled a Dave Castro.
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He's combining feet and yards and meters
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all in the same discussion.
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So here it's months and years combined
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together.
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But I see what he's saying.
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It's just the magic number of
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thirty-three.
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Yeah.
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It's one of those cosmic coincidences.
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This is wild to me.
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People get mad when I don't clip them
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and DM me.
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It's wild.
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Once again,
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proving that they just need something to
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be mad about.
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I've seen it a couple of different places,
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and when I set up my Twitter account,
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I would post on it every now and
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again, what y'all mad about today?
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Like, what are y'all mad about today?
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Let's talk about it.
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What are y'all mad about today?
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I don't have that much energy, Scott.
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I just don't.
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Like between job, family, training,
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coaching, like all the things,
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I don't have that much energy just to
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be mad at people for no good reason.
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I cannot fathom going, wait a minute.
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I said something cool today and Jenny
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didn't clip me.
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I'm going to DM her and ask her
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why she didn't.
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yeah like the level of insanity that takes
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no i will i will admit when i
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get the tag from jenny on a youtube
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or on like i'm sweating bullets till i
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see what the hell got so i'm like
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my you had my you had my uh
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curiosity now you have my attention
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but i'm never like oh she didn't clip
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that i thought that was a good piece
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of content yeah and that is the one
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thing i learned at morning chalk up from
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justin lefranco is the more people share
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your the more the the more widespread your
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your community grows right absolutely and
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and so i'm never looking and you never
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know what is going to make people react
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no and the fact that people have reacted
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to something i said and felt it worthy
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of being clipped what is a huge is
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it huge kudos to myself i guess like
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no in us is it as a as
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a team yeah anytime somebody wants to say
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something it has to are it means you
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struck a chord you made him feel something
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one way or another good
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like watching boys interrupted and Justin
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being at Torian, the gym, not,
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not the event.
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And Bailey Martin is there.
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And you know,
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there's three spots at Torian and Bailey
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saying, yeah, when I beat Justin,
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I'm going to have to be the next
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boys interrupted.
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Cause Justin's still going to be busy
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qualifying.
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Like that touched me.
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That made me laugh very hard.
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That's good.
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Bailey's a character.
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I like that, dude.
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Y'all started clipping yourselves, too.
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Drives curiosity to the show.
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Yeah, I just...
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I don't have time to clip every day.
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No.
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And I tried to use AI to do
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it,
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and it didn't pick the stuff I thought
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was good.
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Or it cut it off at a weird
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place.
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I remember that happened a couple times.
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So...
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One of my favorite people, Athena Perez.
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Kudos to you, Scott.
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Yeah.
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That woman and her posts lately have been
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awesome.
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She's the best.
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Love Athena.
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People assume everything I clip are my
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thoughts or my words.
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Yeah, it just meant it hit you somewhere,
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somehow, that you thought...
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it would mean something to people, right?
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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it's just something that she found
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interesting.
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It's really not that hard to do.
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Interesting is good.
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Interesting is good.
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Interesting is always good.
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I would rather be called ugly by you
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than boring by somebody else.
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I would rather be called ugly by anybody
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than boring by just about anybody.
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I would do with that as well.
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Well,
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I'm just referring back to when you called
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me ugly.
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I did not call you ugly.
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I was making a, well, you did.
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I can clip it and I,
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and he's going to clip it anyway.
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Make it look like you flat out called
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me ugly.
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Jenny's going to clip it anyway.
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That's going to be the next weekend long
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thing.
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Scott's cool.
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He said he was ugly.
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Right there live on camera.
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Go see that shit, man.
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Fuck that dude.
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That's going to be the whole thing.
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Yeah.
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That good stuff.
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I wanted to... Hopefully I can share this.
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Clydesdale Beef Cut Live.
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Absolutely.
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Absolutely.
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Trouble in Clydesdale land.
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Watch this.
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One hundred percent.
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We got to take a picture like Rich
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and the fake shake.
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They can't.
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The reactions from people says more about
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them than the ones giving the opinion.
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Absolutely.
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Well, and the funny thing is, like,
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do you know how much?
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And this goes for everybody in the space,
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everybody out there.
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You know how much courage it takes to
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put yourself out there,
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to talk on a microphone?
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You're going to get reaction.
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One way or another.
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And if you're not getting reaction,
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you're not saying anything anyway.
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And you're not going to last.
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Most podcasts don't make it past, what,
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like five episodes?
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They say if you make it past ten,
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you're in the top like two percent.
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Yeah.
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And the reason that is,
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is that it's number one,
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it's not easy to do,
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especially if you're trying to do one by
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yourself.
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Number two, like you just said,
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if you don't have anything to say,
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then people are just going to go on
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about their business and be like,
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this is boring as shit.
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I'm not watching this.
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Well,
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one person that's had a lot to say
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lately is, what is her?
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Nerd, teaching nerd, nerd that teaches.
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Dude, she hasn't come across my,
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I know you're talking about the CrossFit.
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She's been featured by CrossFit.
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Yeah,
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she hasn't been across my feed here
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lately.
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I'm glad you said something because I have
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not seen her.
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So I know this is going to get
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us a copyright thing, but I'm willing.
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It's so funny that I got to play
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it.
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I can't breathe.
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it was so good so good oh my
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word send that to me please i need
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to send that to everybody i know oh
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my good that is fantastic she is priceless
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man that is so good it is uh
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when nerds teach
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When nerds teach.
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Yeah.
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When nerds teach.
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Yeah.
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Just her videos.
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Like when she leaves, you know,
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she's getting done with class and she's
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making one in the core had been fantastic.
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That is top notch.
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It is.
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Um, she, yeah, I, I have to,
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I have to watch her every time she
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comes across.
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Um,
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and what a great person for CrossFit to
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pick and feature.
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Uh, her personality is awesome.
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Also, speaking of personality,
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did you see my boy Tyson Bajan is
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going to be on the CrossFit podcast or
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Sportive Fitness podcast?
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No, but I have no doubt.
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Good.
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He should be.
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At three o'clock.
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Oh, today.
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Noon Pacific.
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Today.
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Today.
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Nobody cares about Pacific time.
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Oh, good.
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Now, Clydesdale hates West Coast.
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Yeah, Clydesdale hates California.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Moving right along.
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Oh, good.
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No, he should be.
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I think it's overdue,
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to be quite honest with you.
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He is a professional athlete,
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an actual professional athlete,
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an NFL quarterback,
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who every time he gets on any show,
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talks up CrossFit.
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and not just the games like the actual
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i mean at his first press conference if
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i wouldn't be here i'd be teaching school
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somewhere and crossfit my face off just
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trying to get as ripped and jacked as
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i could yeah when he said his favorite
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athlete in the world is jason hopper yeah
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not drew brees not like no it's jason
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and he knows jason that's the good part
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about that like they've met they've worked
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out before they did an open announcement
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together
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Yeah,
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it just made Jason feel like he was
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a wide receiver again and puff up his
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chest, but that's fine.
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That's fine.
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The other thing about Tyson is I've
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listened to that man on every platform.
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As a Bears fan,
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he is out there a lot.
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In the CrossFit world,
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he's out there a lot.
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The guy never repeats himself.
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No.
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He has so many stories.
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Well, I mean, have you met his dad?
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Yeah.
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The story he told about sneaking into a
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facility to swim.
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Yeah.
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Only to find a homeless man.
23:43
Kicked out,
23:43
but he couldn't tell anybody because he
23:45
had snuck in himself.
23:49
And the homeless man is fully clothed,
23:51
walking down the pool.
23:52
Yeah.
23:56
Can you imagine, like, hey,
24:00
so I snuck into your facility and somebody
24:03
had snuck in there before I did.
24:07
Yeah.
24:09
I'm sorry, what?
24:11
I find it hard to believe in his
24:14
small town of West Virginia that not
24:16
everybody in the place knows who he is.
24:20
At this point, they probably do.
24:21
Well, this just happened this offseason.
24:25
Well, let me not say everybody.
24:26
Dude, I mean, yes and no.
24:30
Yes and no.
24:31
Everybody probably still thinks of him as
24:32
just being Tyson.
24:33
It's Travis's kid.
24:37
Yeah.
24:39
You know,
24:39
when it's a small town like that and
24:41
everybody knows everybody, like, yeah,
24:43
they know who he is,
24:44
but they probably don't know or don't
24:46
think of him as being,
24:48
because they've been knowing him since he
24:50
was itty-bitty.
24:51
So he's just, he's still just Tyson.
24:53
That's Travis's kid.
24:54
Yeah, I know that dude.
24:55
I know that dude.
24:56
Where in West Virginia is he from?
24:59
He didn't go far to school,
25:00
so it's near Shepherd University.
25:02
I don't know the town name.
25:04
No,
25:04
it's some podunk town in the middle of
25:06
nowhere, West Virginia.
25:07
Yeah.
25:11
more like travis's kid yeah yeah that's
25:15
travis kid yeah but yeah he just he's
25:20
a great storyteller and if you haven't uh
25:25
go go check him out this afternoon he's
25:27
good something phil something phil it's
25:33
some something bill west virginia i don't
25:36
know
25:38
He says it all the time,
25:39
but it's just not clicking into my head.
25:42
I'll find it.
25:46
I was going to share my screen.
25:47
Torian's happening this weekend as well as
25:50
Rebel Renegade.
25:52
Martinsburg.
25:53
Spartansburg.
25:54
It's not a Phil Kennan.
25:57
Martinsburg.
26:00
Martin, like as in Martin Lawrence.
26:02
Martinsburg.
26:03
Martinsburg.
26:05
It's a burg.
26:07
It's definitely a Berg, not a...
26:09
Not a Ville.
26:10
Not a Ville.
26:14
So, Torian, here are the women.
26:20
Daisy McDonald, Ellie Turner, Emily DeRoy,
26:30
Gemma Houck, Grace Walton,
26:32
the other Hayley Adams.
26:33
The other...
26:37
Julia Hannaford, Kyra Milligan,
26:42
Maddie Sturt.
26:44
There's a lot of Maddies.
26:46
There's a lot, man.
26:46
There's two gimmicks.
26:50
And Taylor Howe.
26:54
So...
26:55
Any thoughts on who's going to punch your
26:57
ticket?
26:57
Just off the cuff.
27:00
Not an official prediction.
27:02
Not an official prediction, but I mean,
27:08
Maddie Sturt comes to mind.
27:11
Gracie.
27:12
Gracie's pretty fit.
27:15
Can we talk about the fact that every
27:16
time we have to say Haley Adams,
27:18
we never like,
27:20
it's always the other Haley Adams.
27:23
Yeah.
27:24
Or I guess I say,
27:24
and I'm doing it right now.
27:26
Our Haiti Haley Adams is like the American
27:29
Haley Adams.
27:30
And then the Australian Haley Adams is the
27:32
other Haley Adams.
27:34
Is Torian tour spots are three.
27:35
It is three.
27:37
Um,
27:42
My three, I think,
27:43
that are going to get in are,
27:46
and I'm going to go in this order,
27:48
Sturt, Gracie Walton, Kyra Milligan.
27:53
Yeah.
27:54
I really hope Kyra finally punches her
27:56
ticket.
27:59
She's great.
28:02
Yeah.
28:05
So that's my pick.
28:07
I listened to Lake Amanda Harry this
28:09
morning.
28:09
She had Emily DeRoy as her third instead
28:12
of Kyra.
28:12
I don't...
28:16
And she did bring up a good point
28:18
about her doing team last year,
28:20
and maybe the experience she learned on
28:22
that will help her improve as an
28:24
individual.
28:26
But yeah,
28:28
that's kind of the way I'm looking.
28:30
And then on the men's side...
28:33
You have Bailey Martin.
28:40
Exactly.
28:41
Yeah.
28:44
They're all at the bottom.
28:46
Jay Crouch.
28:46
Jay Crouch.
28:47
Justin Medeiros.
28:49
Con Porter.
28:51
At sixty seven,
28:52
he's still competing in the elite
28:54
division.
28:54
That's impressive.
28:56
Yeah.
28:58
Nicky Rogers from the United States.
29:01
Peter Ellis.
29:02
Ricky Garrard.
29:03
Riley Martin.
29:13
I mean, this is a little bit trickier.
29:14
I'm going to go with Ricky, Justin,
29:18
and oh, shit.
29:22
Where's he at?
29:26
Good, Peter Crouch, not Peter Crouch.
29:30
Peter Crouch.
29:31
Peter Ellis and Jay Crouch have morphed
29:32
into one person.
29:35
So Peter Crouch used to be a Premier
29:37
League striker.
29:39
That's why I put those two together.
29:42
Jay Crouch, yeah.
29:45
I go with Agnes as well.
29:47
Ricky, Jay, Justin, in that order.
29:50
yeah i think jay and justin at this
29:52
point are as far as this is concerned
29:54
probably interchangeable but that's that's
29:56
definitely my top three uh kenneth to lap
29:59
his heart once bailey martin i'm sorry
30:02
luke did you say isaac newton is there
30:04
an isaac newton in there like the gravity
30:07
dude uh i did not see isaac newton
30:10
the grab he was not yes he was
30:15
a gravity dude yes he was the gravity
30:17
dude
30:21
isaac newman newman close enough isaac
30:26
newman close enough close enough if i saw
30:30
him i would be like oh yeah you
30:34
invented gravity awesome all i can picture
30:35
is this guy in like victorian outfit
30:37
coming out onto the floor just with an
30:41
apple yeah throw that throw that at
30:45
somebody yeah absolutely
30:48
yes big brother yes big newton's brother
30:53
brother a hundred percent i am so off
30:59
the rails today fig newton is my favorite
31:02
cookie in in the world it's my favorite
31:05
fig related cookie in the world
31:10
It's the only.
31:11
That's why it's my favorite.
31:13
I mean,
31:13
that's pretty easy as far as I'm
31:14
concerned.
31:17
We went to a church picnic Sunday,
31:19
and they had a bunch of baked goods
31:20
and whatnot,
31:21
and somebody made oatmeal raisin cookies.
31:25
And oatmeal raisin cookies are the reason
31:26
why I have trust issues,
31:28
because it looks like a chocolate chip
31:29
cookie until you bite into it,
31:30
and you're like,
31:31
this is not cool at all.
31:32
It was so delicious.
31:42
Scott, I have a confession.
31:43
I don't like sweets.
31:44
I don't really like sweets either.
31:46
But a Fig Newton is not sweet.
31:49
And I think that's why it's my favorite.
31:51
Yeah, no,
31:51
they're not good is what you meant to
31:53
say.
31:53
Shut up, man.
31:55
You're the best.
31:57
It's why they're not good because they're
31:59
not sweet.
32:00
I don't know if anybody had told you
32:01
that.
32:01
I'm going to break that down for you.
32:03
Hey,
32:03
remember when they were doing like
32:04
flavored Fig Newtons?
32:05
Like when they actually tasted like
32:07
something made from figs?
32:10
That was pretty good at that point.
32:13
It's like, here's a strawberry Fig Newton.
32:15
It's like, hell yeah,
32:15
it's a strawberry cookie.
32:16
I'm down with that.
32:19
It's funny you said the oatmeal raisin
32:22
cookies because that's what my mom would
32:25
make, and I did not like them.
32:27
And then I would go to my friend's
32:28
house,
32:29
and his mom made the chocolate chip
32:30
version.
32:31
And I was like,
32:33
who has been hiding this shit from me
32:36
for so long?
32:38
What is this?
32:40
This is amazing.
32:43
Okay.
32:45
oh yeah you understand the other day was
32:47
black licorice and now it's fig newton's
32:49
like we're learning so much about scott in
32:51
the past couple of weeks dude it's crazy
32:54
uh mark phillip doesn't like sweets either
32:55
just cookies ice cream and donuts oh all
33:05
right get your shit together here dude
33:09
Uh, I don't know.
33:11
Oatmeal cookies, uh,
33:13
in basic training slept.
33:14
It's not the oatmeal part.
33:15
The oatmeal has always been great.
33:18
So here's the, here's the thing too,
33:19
Tristan about it.
33:20
Those oatmeal cookies in basic training is
33:22
that we didn't have a choice.
33:23
So like, yeah, of course they slap.
33:26
That's the only cookie you had.
33:29
It's going to be really good.
33:30
It can't, it can't not be.
33:31
I'm telling you, dude,
33:32
I grabbed one Sunday.
33:33
Look at him going, Oh man,
33:34
these look good.
33:36
Went back,
33:36
sat down with Jennifer and Jameson and
33:38
took a bite out of it.
33:39
And I was like, you see,
33:40
this is what's wrong with the world right
33:42
here.
33:46
I'm a salty savory guy.
33:48
Fits my personality too.
33:52
Scott likes,
33:52
it sounds like the type to like black
33:55
licorice.
33:56
Kenneth, I've said this on the show.
33:58
The only black licorice I like is at
34:00
thirty three degrees and liquid called
34:02
Jägermeister.
34:03
It comes in a green bottle.
34:06
That is it.
34:07
No,
34:08
I do not like it in a hard
34:09
form.
34:10
I only want it liquid at thirty three
34:12
degrees.
34:15
Red vines or Twizzlers.
34:21
I don't like strawberry licorice.
34:24
If I can get it cherry,
34:26
then I'm all in.
34:31
I'm going to leave this one alone.
34:32
I don't like eating strawberry-flavored
34:34
plastic.
34:35
I'm not a big fan of that.
34:39
You sent me the picture of the grumpy
34:41
old man yelling at the clouds.
34:42
That's you today.
34:45
That's what it tastes like.
34:46
I'm like, oh,
34:47
let me chew on this strawberry-flavored
34:49
plastic.
34:52
What is finished licorice, Frida?
34:55
Andrew Sten agrees with you.
34:57
see andrew's got the man of quality and
35:01
taste uh throw some peanut butter on
35:07
everything in basic training ten times
35:09
better dude when you when you be out
35:11
on a march and you get you bust
35:13
your mre and you had peanut butter in
35:14
there oh my word you have to fight
35:17
people sometimes stay away from mine um
35:25
I had no sweets and basic.
35:26
We had to take a slice of bread,
35:29
throw butter on it,
35:30
and sneak the sugar onto that,
35:32
roll it up,
35:33
and pretend you got something good.
35:36
Damn,
35:36
that's like Irish potato famine stuff
35:39
there, man.
35:39
Hey, bro.
35:41
You got to do what you got to
35:42
do sometimes.
35:48
Finish licorice for me.
35:52
Yeah.
35:52
I don't know if I've ever had that.
35:54
I've never finished licorice.
35:56
You've never finished it?
35:58
Never even.
36:00
I took a bite and I was about
36:01
to extend of it.
36:04
Strong, salty licorice.
36:05
It sounds like.
36:06
Chocolate Twizzlers.
36:08
What?
36:09
Nah.
36:09
Is that a thing?
36:13
They make everything into a flavor these
36:15
days.
36:16
So it's chocolate plastic straws.
36:20
Got it.
36:21
When they made chocolate candy corn,
36:23
you jumped the shark, right?
36:26
One, it sucked to begin with.
36:27
And why would you put chocolate onto
36:29
something that sucks really bad?
36:33
Pull up.
36:33
Yeah.
36:35
Candy corn is just bite-sized candles.
36:38
It's a hundred percent.
36:39
At least when I took a candle and
36:41
just like cut it up here.
36:45
Now have your candy boy.
36:47
No, thank you.
36:50
Corey has strong opinions coming from
36:52
somewhere that eats king cake by the
36:53
pound.
36:54
So fun fact, Tristan,
36:56
is that I do not eat king cake.
36:58
I don't like it.
36:59
Like, if I want a cinnamon roll,
37:01
I'll just get a cinnamon roll.
37:03
It's really not that hard to do.
37:05
I do not like the fact that they
37:06
take that they die.
37:10
regular sugar into green gold and purple
37:14
and just put it on top like if
37:17
you want a cinnamon roll eat a cinnamon
37:18
roll you don't need to have sugar on
37:19
top of it and make it into a
37:21
giant freaking oh no i'm good not to
37:24
mention there's sometimes you get a hard
37:27
piece in the middle of it yeah you
37:29
can't chew through plastic baby thanks
37:34
mark phillips is killing me today i like
37:37
candy corn i'm broken
37:42
They have a twelve-step program for that,
37:43
Mark.
37:44
Yeah,
37:45
we can get you off of candy corn,
37:46
Mark.
37:46
It's not a big deal.
37:54
King cake is greater than candy corn.
37:57
That, yes.
37:59
Think about this.
38:00
If you bit into a king cake and
38:02
found a piece of candy corn inside of
38:04
how disappointed you would be.
38:08
Instead of the baby,
38:10
they put candy corn inside of it.
38:13
Holy smokes, dude.
38:18
I'd rather gnaw on a plastic baby than
38:20
get a piece of candy corn.
38:21
A hundred percent.
38:21
A hundred percent.
38:27
cut it open and take you a bite
38:29
and what is this is this a candy
38:31
corn i'm fighting everybody and i'm gonna
38:34
call the police oh holy shit oh the
38:44
last thing i wanted to ask you about
38:46
is the other night i was talking about
38:48
my love for the new show dutton ranch
38:50
yeah
38:51
And you were in the comments,
38:52
and you said that Marshall's was hot
38:55
garbage.
38:56
Have you seen it?
38:58
I have.
38:58
Every episode, dude.
38:59
Okay.
39:00
Yeah.
39:00
So then you understand that it's hot
39:02
garbage.
39:04
It is that show that frustrates me so
39:07
much because it could be something,
39:10
and it never lives up to any remote
39:14
possibility of what it could be.
39:17
i was so excited when i saw it
39:19
because i really like uh i don't know
39:21
his name but casey whoever like and i
39:26
thought man he could be another stuff he
39:27
could do like he'd be good at you
39:29
know like i was playing a soldier
39:31
somewhere because he's already kind of
39:32
playing a ceo and whatnot and in the
39:34
first episode his wife is mysteriously
39:37
dead
39:38
And they barely,
39:40
they kind of just gloss over it a
39:41
little bit.
39:42
Like, oh yeah,
39:42
my wife died for some reason.
39:45
We're not even real sure.
39:46
And then I didn't realize that it was
39:48
on CBS.
39:50
Right.
39:50
I thought it was going to be a
39:51
paramount thing.
39:52
So like they're running up on these people
39:55
and it's like so contrived that now they
39:57
just going to somehow deputize him and
39:59
just bring him in like this.
40:02
And like, dude, that first of all, no,
40:04
that's not going to happen.
40:05
And I realize we suspended belief or
40:07
disbelief a little bit here, but come on.
40:10
And then like.
40:12
it's not this like nobody's they're not
40:14
dropping f-bombs left right and yonder not
40:17
talking like regular people well just
40:19
talking like regular people would talk
40:22
which it's been my experience especially
40:24
when you get in that you know country
40:26
type setting that like it happens a lot
40:29
and then we're having a gunfight and we're
40:31
shooting people and there's no blood and
40:34
then that's when i realized oh wait this
40:36
is on actual cbs got it
40:39
So there are shows on network television
40:42
that are really good because they have
40:48
good writers.
40:49
Yes.
40:49
Because...
40:52
And I will say there are two shows
40:53
that I love dearly on network television
40:56
and it is will Trent and high potential.
40:58
Okay.
40:59
And both of those are written so well.
41:02
And the,
41:03
you like will Trent killed two main
41:06
characters off in the last three episodes.
41:09
When that happens,
41:11
you never know what's happening next.
41:13
Right.
41:13
Because it's,
41:15
it's not a fairytale ending every episode.
41:18
Yeah.
41:20
And with Marshalls,
41:22
Casey was such a badass on Yellowstone in
41:26
the way that he took care of things.
41:29
And they have wussified him up so bad.
41:33
Sanitized him.
41:35
And it's not about the language.
41:37
It's just about the story sucks.
41:39
Yeah, period.
41:42
Because there are examples on network TV
41:45
that the writing is good.
41:47
This is not one of them.
41:49
Yeah, Wayne nailed it.
41:51
Great concept.
41:52
And characters with lazy writing.
41:55
Lazy writing.
41:56
And it's unbelievable.
41:57
I'm telling you,
41:58
I watched the first episode and I kept
41:59
going like, oh, no.
42:03
Okay.
42:03
Okay.
42:04
No.
42:06
Right.
42:07
Okay.
42:07
Tenfold.
42:08
Oh, we're not doing that yet.
42:11
All right.
42:12
And I refuse to watch anymore.
42:14
I've been, I've watched the whole,
42:16
it's a short season, right?
42:17
Twelve, thirteen episodes.
42:19
I've watched the whole thing hoping that
42:22
Taylor Sheridan would step in and tell the
42:25
new writers, get your shit together.
42:28
Yeah.
42:29
And it hasn't happened yet.
42:31
If I'm Taylor Sheridan,
42:32
I'm so upset because that's part of my
42:35
legacy and what I've created.
42:38
Yeah.
42:39
And you're letting it go to shit.
42:41
You're handing it off to people who you
42:43
thought were going to do right by it,
42:44
and it's just,
42:46
it's going completely to shit in a hurry.
42:50
And I think it is,
42:52
I think CBS is the key.
42:54
Everything on CBS has become this very
42:58
sanitized.
43:00
Formulaic.
43:02
Yes, yes.
43:04
All of it.
43:05
All of it.
43:08
The FBI shows, the SWAT, the Blue Bloods,
43:14
all of those shows all became this
43:16
sanitized, same formula.
43:22
In CBS's defense,
43:23
they're not the only ones that do it.
43:25
My wife loves the, what's the fire,
43:28
the fireman show on,
43:29
I think it's on Fox,
43:32
where there's- Is it nine one one?
43:37
Like they got the fire department here.
43:39
So there's nine one one,
43:40
then there's nine one one Nashville,
43:41
and there's nine one one-
43:44
and every single one starts off with some
43:46
highly contrived thing where like not only
43:49
and i feel like that's what they did
43:52
to casey dudden in marshall's like it's
43:54
some highly contrived where only he can
43:57
help type deal and it's just not working
44:01
and a couple times they've they've had
44:03
like a good storyline that just about gets
44:05
you to where and then they're like they
44:07
yeah just
44:11
yes kid the laugh something p something pd
44:16
something fire yeah well chicago pd i
44:20
would not lump in with the other two
44:22
i've never seen it chicago pd is really
44:25
good the other ones what what stan just
44:29
said firemen in space if you've never seen
44:33
that episode if you've never seen any
44:35
episodes go watch that one
44:38
because that one alone you'd be like you
44:40
know about jump the shark they jumped the
44:43
shark turned around went back jumped over
44:45
it again and then you know what let's
44:49
go do it for a third time it's
44:51
dude it's so bad and jennifer loves it
44:53
so i'm forced to watch it from time
44:55
to time
44:57
yeah nine one one i bailed on way
44:59
before this the firefighters in space so
45:02
bad so bad stem things fire and pd
45:07
are good i think fire gets repetitive with
45:09
the same storyline uh those are shows i
45:12
watch with my wife pd though the story
45:18
the stories are fresh and and characters
45:21
are in peril all the time and they
45:23
will kill off somebody
45:25
Well,
45:25
that's the thing about the fire shows is
45:27
like, brother,
45:28
there's only so much you can do with
45:29
like fire and rescue people.
45:31
But PD, at least police, you know,
45:33
police work,
45:34
police dramas have worked for a very long
45:36
time.
45:36
They're written half decently because you
45:39
can like, oh, yeah, this, you know,
45:40
there's a serial killer on the loose or,
45:43
you know, this guy did this,
45:44
but this is why.
45:45
Like there's a lot more to it than
45:46
just, oh,
45:47
that cat stuck in a tree again.
45:50
pd a couple years ago started doing longer
45:53
storylines that went over multiple
45:55
episodes yes and the one was like a
45:59
pedophile who ran a youth home and but
46:04
he was the son of the police chief
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Like that shit got serious and real and
46:10
crazy.
46:10
Well,
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I think that's why we loved Yellowstone so
46:14
much because it wasn't episode to episode
46:18
and there was something different
46:18
happening.
46:19
Like there was an entire season where like
46:21
we're fighting against this big bad type
46:23
deal and it's running it all together.
46:27
And that first episode of Marshalls,
46:29
I was like, this is stupid.
46:31
It's neatly wrapped up at the end and
46:33
now they're all just sitting around and
46:34
they're playing,
46:35
they're drinking a beer and playing.
46:37
come on dude like it it it just
46:39
didn't feel right at all i just saw
46:42
that comment and i wanted to address it
46:44
yeah because i i was in a full
46:47
agreement with you but dutton ranch is
46:49
very different than marshall's very we are
46:52
going to maybe maybe this evening when i
46:55
get home probably watch at least the first
46:57
episode of dutton ranch
46:58
yeah i've seen it literally like flies by
47:02
yeah i've seen clips from it and rip
47:04
is acting like rip so i'm good like
47:05
we can rip has all the best lines
47:09
man he there's a point where the adopted
47:13
son meets a woman and he asks rip
47:15
for advice and he said um when she
47:20
compliments you listen when she puts you
47:23
down listen when you don't know what the
47:26
hell she's talking about you listen
47:29
And then they talk a little bit more,
47:30
and he goes, and then John,
47:33
referring to the Costner character,
47:36
told me one time,
47:37
on the first day you meet the woman,
47:41
she's right.
47:42
On the second day, she's right.
47:44
On the third day, you're wrong.
47:48
I like that.
47:53
So Rip is awesome.
47:58
There's a line about God-loving cowboys,
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too.
48:00
It's freaking stellar.
48:04
Yeah, so we'll probably watch that,
48:05
but I am one hundred percent over
48:08
Marshalls.
48:09
I hope that I hope Casey,
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whose name still eludes me.
48:13
Luke Grimes.
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Do you mean the real name?
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Yeah.
48:16
Yeah, Luke Grimes.
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Yeah,
48:18
I would like to see him in other
48:19
stuff because I think he's I think he's
48:20
a good he seems to be a good
48:22
actor.
48:22
I'd like to see him do other things.
48:24
Then I don't want to get pigeonholed and
48:25
just to be I'm going to be Casey
48:27
for the rest of my life.
48:28
Do you remember when the guys,
48:32
the big bad in Yellowstone,
48:33
I think it was the end of season
48:34
three,
48:35
sent these men in to scare Beth and
48:38
they end up raping her and... Yeah,
48:41
beating a show.
48:42
Do you remember what happened to them?
48:45
Casey went full Navy SEAL,
48:47
hung them upside down.
48:50
Like, where is that?
48:52
Where is that, dude?
48:53
That has nothing to do with language.
48:54
And why can't that be on CBS?
48:56
Yeah.
48:59
Because that's the kind of shit he does.
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Right.
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And none of that is happening.
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No.
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No.
49:03
They put oven mitts on him.
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Yeah, they took all the badass away.
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Correct.
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Yeah,
49:18
because him and Rip did not let that
49:22
stand for long.
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No.
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No.
49:25
But anyway, sorry,
49:28
we got off on TV guys.
49:30
It's getting to be the top of the
49:31
hour,
49:32
but today was kind of an off the
49:33
rail show, but fun, freaking fun.
49:35
I had a blast with all of you.
49:37
Thank you to Mark Phillips again for the
49:39
five free memberships to people in the
49:41
chat.
49:42
enjoy those uh i'm going to syndicate i'll
49:46
i'll probably be having some members only
49:48
comment content when i'm at syndicate uh
49:52
so watch out for that and with that
49:55
guys have a great rest of your day
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50:17
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50:21
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
50:22
room to jazz me up.
50:25
I'm already jazzy.
50:36
Love's with the Clydesdale cowboy in the
50:37
saddle.
50:38
Love's with the Clydesdale cowboy in the
50:40
saddle.
50:40
Talking reps,
50:41
real life strength in the battle.
50:44
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
50:46
we cover it all.
50:49
Midday motivation every time we press
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