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- 0:00Speaker 1: On today's show, we'll tell you why the time has
- 0:02Speaker 1: come for the Cowboys to bench Dack for Trey Lance.
- 0:05Speaker 1: Let's go world the intro, Y and go your life
- 0:16Speaker 1: from Philly.
- 0:17Speaker 2: It's the number one ring in Polly and Tony Fools
- 0:19Speaker 2: Go Show, Yo Yo, Yo's always Polly Fools Go here
- 0:24Speaker 2: with Tony Fosco and Tony Yo Huge show today.
- 0:29Speaker 1: I can't wait burning up the playoffs Ego five and zero.
- 0:34Speaker 1: Look at the teams they've beat this yet, Tony. All
- 0:38Speaker 1: recent super Bowl winners, right Yims, Buccaneers, Patriots, just the
- 0:43Speaker 1: best of the best. That's all you gotta know, exactly.
- 0:46Speaker 1: And on the other end of the NFC East, the
- 0:48Speaker 1: Cowboys and Giants just totally imploding right before our eyes, exactly,
- 0:55Speaker 1: just like the Heisenberg. Yeah, and you know, being a
- 0:58Speaker 1: good sportsman, Yeah, you know, we're gonna do these teams
- 1:02Speaker 1: a favor and just tell them how they can easily
- 1:04Speaker 1: fix all their problems. Today, we're also going to discuss
- 1:08Speaker 1: that with our guest. He was a two time Super
- 1:11Speaker 1: Bowl champ with the Giants, albeit as a kicker, so
- 1:14Speaker 1: exactly take that with the grainness. He last time he
- 1:17Speaker 1: was on the show, he tried to convince us that
- 1:20Speaker 1: Daniel Jones was a good quarterback. So we'll see what
- 1:25Speaker 1: he has to say for himself. Now, Lawrence Tynes will
- 1:28Speaker 1: be joining us. Yeah, and it's likely gonna be the
- 1:31Speaker 1: second times we kick him off the show, yep. And
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- 2:33Speaker 1: waste no more time and get right into a top
- 2:35Speaker 1: story story. First out the Gate Cowboys totally blown out
- 2:42Speaker 1: by the forty nine Ers forty two to ten after
- 2:45Speaker 1: a bittiful three interception performance by Doc Prescott and Toni.
- 2:50Speaker 1: This just proves once again what we've been saying for
- 2:53Speaker 1: months now. Yeah, Cowboys want to beat the forty nine ers,
- 2:56Speaker 1: they have to start Trey Lance. Isn't that right?
- 3:00Speaker 3: Absolutely? It's so simple when you break it down. You
- 3:03Speaker 3: see Dak Prescott keeps throwing the ball to plays on
- 3:07Speaker 3: the forty nine ers. And if there's one thing we
- 3:10Speaker 3: know about Trey Lance by studying his film from last season,
- 3:14Speaker 3: it's that he's basically incapable of throwing the ball to
- 3:18Speaker 3: forty nine ers. It's like when he sees a player
- 3:21Speaker 3: in a red and gold uniform, he throws it as
- 3:24Speaker 3: far away from them as humanly possible. So that's why
- 3:28Speaker 3: he's a perfect fit for the Cowboys.
- 3:31Speaker 1: Great point, Tony, and you know what you're talking about
- 3:34Speaker 1: starting Trey Lance against the forty nine ers. You also
- 3:37Speaker 1: have to consider the psychological advantage, Yet, don't you.
- 3:41Speaker 3: One hundred percent? You know, someone I know once told
- 3:45Speaker 3: me about a book I haven't read called The Aught
- 3:47Speaker 3: of War by the great ancient finger Shang Sung. And
- 3:51Speaker 3: in that book, he apparently says, to beat your opponent,
- 3:55Speaker 3: you must confuse your opponent. If the Cowboys decide to
- 4:00Speaker 3: start Trey Lance, the forty nine ers will be totally confused.
- 4:04Speaker 1: They'll be like, wait, why did they trade for that
- 4:07Speaker 1: shitty guy who used to play for us? It makes
- 4:09Speaker 1: no sense. What are they up to? I can't focus
- 4:14Speaker 1: terrific psychological analysis that Dony. But you know from ritten headlines,
- 4:19Speaker 1: it looks like the Cowboys have no intentions of moving
- 4:22Speaker 1: off Dak. You know, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones the other
- 4:25Speaker 1: day he showed his faith and Dak by saying, quote,
- 4:29Speaker 1: Dak Prescott is a quarterback that can get us to
- 4:33Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. And you know, Dony, A lot of
- 4:35Speaker 1: people are coming out saying this is a bunch of bowl.
- 4:38Speaker 1: But Jerry's not wrong, is he?
- 4:40Speaker 2: No?
- 4:41Speaker 1: If you look at the stats, you'll see that Dak can,
- 4:45Speaker 1: in fact get the.
- 4:46Speaker 3: Cowboys to the Super Bowl. Just listen to these numbers.
- 4:49Speaker 3: There are fifty three players on the Cowboys roster along
- 4:53Speaker 3: with twelve coaches. The average Super Bowl ticket costs eight
- 4:58Speaker 3: hundred and thirty seven dollars, so that means getting the
- 5:02Speaker 3: Cowboys to the super Bowl, along with transportation and lodging,
- 5:07Speaker 3: costs approximately six hundred and seventy one thousand, nine hundred
- 5:11Speaker 3: and five dollars. Dak makes forty million dollars a year,
- 5:16Speaker 3: so as you can see, getting the team to the
- 5:19Speaker 3: super Bowl won't be an issue for Dak.
- 5:22Speaker 1: Such terrific mathematical analysis, Tony, And you know, now we
- 5:26Speaker 1: move to another quarterback struggling in the NFC East. Daniel
- 5:30Speaker 1: Jones is taking tons of heat after the Giants brutal
- 5:34Speaker 1: one in four start. You know, thanks to Matt Jones.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Daniel Jones is not even the best you'll be with
- 5:39Speaker 1: the last name Jones. True. Now, you know a lot
- 5:42Speaker 1: of people they're blaming the Giants offensive line here, which
- 5:46Speaker 1: is forced head coach Brian Dable to come out and
- 5:49Speaker 1: defend those players. Dabel said about his offensive line quote,
- 5:53Speaker 1: those guys have worked their tails off at practice, and Tony,
- 5:57Speaker 1: he just highlights the problem right now, That doesn't it.
- 6:01Speaker 3: Brian Dabeles should know the last thing you want is
- 6:04Speaker 3: your offensive lineman to work too hard in practice, because
- 6:08Speaker 3: they'll get in great shape and lose weight. What you
- 6:11Speaker 3: want is your offensive lineman to be as fat and
- 6:14Speaker 3: immovable as possible.
- 6:16Speaker 1: The fatter the better.
- 6:18Speaker 3: I mean, just look at Street Fight at two e
- 6:21Speaker 3: Honda was so fat he could barely move, and yet
- 6:25Speaker 3: he was unstoppable.
- 6:27Speaker 1: Such a terrific example that, Dony, and you know, finally
- 6:31Speaker 1: moving to another one in four team, Bill Belichick on
- 6:34Speaker 1: the hot seat. Does the Patriots fall to one in four?
- 6:37Speaker 1: They're now the worst team in the NFL, so bad
- 6:40Speaker 1: that they make the New York Jets look like the
- 6:42Speaker 1: eighty five Bears. I've got, Dony. It's so sad to
- 6:46Speaker 1: see a legend like Belichick go out this way, isn't it?
- 6:49Speaker 4: You know?
- 6:50Speaker 3: I hate to say it, but at the end of
- 6:52Speaker 3: the day, this is all people are gonna remember about
- 6:55Speaker 3: Bill Belichick. It won't be the six Super Bowl wins
- 6:58Speaker 3: as a head coach or the two Super Bowl wins
- 7:01Speaker 3: as a defensive coordinator. It will, unfortunately be the loss
- 7:06Speaker 3: to the New Orleans Saints and.
- 7:08Speaker 1: Derek Carr in Week five. You know, I really hope
- 7:11Speaker 1: this doesn't affect his chances of getting into Canton. But
- 7:15Speaker 1: right now, it sadly does look that way. Absolutely. I mean,
- 7:20Speaker 1: you know, you look at other legends who hung around
- 7:23Speaker 1: too long. You know, when people ask me to name
- 7:26Speaker 1: movies directed by Clint Eastwood, the only one that comes
- 7:29Speaker 1: to mind is Cry Macho.
- 7:32Speaker 3: Same here, Frankly, I can't even remember one other movie
- 7:36Speaker 3: he even made.
- 7:37Speaker 1: You know me neither. Did he do some boxing movie
- 7:41Speaker 1: or something like that? No, that was Sylvester Stallone. Yeah,
- 7:45Speaker 1: you're right anyway. All right, well let's just move on
- 7:48Speaker 1: cause I see our guests, these are coming on the line,
- 7:50Speaker 1: so let's bring him on the Fusco Satellite Network, fust
- 7:54Speaker 1: Satellite the world. All right, this guy is a two
- 7:58Speaker 1: time Super Bowl champ with the Giants, albeit as a kicker,
- 8:02Speaker 1: so you're not that impressive exactly so, but you know,
- 8:05Speaker 1: on that note, according to Wikipedia, he is the only
- 8:08Speaker 1: player in NFL history to kick two game winning overtime
- 8:13Speaker 1: field goals in the playoffs. So if you're out there
- 8:16Speaker 1: still wondering how a Q'll be like Eli Manning won
- 8:19Speaker 1: so many playoff games, well here's your answer right here.
- 8:21Speaker 1: You look, you're looking at him times welcome back to
- 8:24Speaker 1: the show.
- 8:25Speaker 4: Easy, easy, when you address my quarterback, don't.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Set off a problem. This is already, Lawrence, Lawrence, let
- 8:34Speaker 1: me help you. Let me Lawrence. You're very denial. You're
- 8:37Speaker 1: in denial. You know. You see you see a quarterback
- 8:40Speaker 1: wearing a Giants uniform. You think he's Joe Montana. Look
- 8:43Speaker 1: last year, around this time, you came on the show
- 8:45Speaker 1: and you furiously defended Daniel Jones and you said, as
- 8:50Speaker 1: you're trying to say now, that he was a good quarterback.
- 8:52Speaker 1: So are you here to admit that you're a dumbass?
- 8:55Speaker 3: No?
- 8:55Speaker 1: Please?
- 8:56Speaker 4: Still still a good quarterback? What are you talking about?
- 8:59Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 8:59Speaker 4: Have anyone? You don't have anybody blocking for him. It's
- 9:02Speaker 4: like you too, like you two guys blocking for him.
- 9:05Speaker 1: You're the one blocking for him. Bro, no accountability.
- 9:09Speaker 4: He won a playoff game. We want a playoff game.
- 9:12Speaker 4: How'd your Eagles do in the playoffs?
- 9:15Speaker 1: We just came back from we went to the super Bowl.
- 9:17Speaker 1: But yeah, this is I think this is a problem,
- 9:19Speaker 1: the same as the gitized.
- 9:20Speaker 4: Can't wait to see the championship ring.
- 9:22Speaker 1: You know, let me give you some advice. Just do
- 9:24Speaker 1: what kickers do, you know, go sit on the bench,
- 9:27Speaker 1: and wait your turn. Sit quietly, and you'll bring you
- 9:29Speaker 1: in when we feel we need you, which won't be
- 9:32Speaker 1: a lot, but we will. Yeah. I think your problem here, Lawrence,
- 9:35Speaker 1: is that you never actually played with a good quarterback,
- 9:38Speaker 1: you know, with Eli Manning, So maybe you just don't
- 9:41Speaker 1: know what a good quarterback looks like.
- 9:45Speaker 4: If you, guys, say another word about Eli Manny, wow,
- 9:49Speaker 4: I'll find you in your little hut wherever you live,
- 9:52Speaker 4: your little on air hostage station.
- 9:54Speaker 1: Take those trophies behind your ears, yeah, over your head, Yeah, yeah,
- 9:58Speaker 1: here we go.
- 10:00Speaker 4: I don't need to say anything. The man got us
- 10:01Speaker 4: two of these, two of these two the.
- 10:03Speaker 1: That's the thing. You helped him get those. You cover
- 10:05Speaker 1: it exactly, his terribleness. Don't you kill you? Don't you
- 10:08Speaker 1: feel like you committed fraud in a way.
- 10:11Speaker 4: He's super Bowl MVP two games to two games, super
- 10:15Speaker 4: Bowl MVP.
- 10:16Speaker 1: Well I heard that Dominion handled the voting on that one.
- 10:19Speaker 4: How sale it hurts do last year he gets super
- 10:21Speaker 4: Bowl MVP.
- 10:21Speaker 1: He scored more points than the Chiefs, scored more touchdowns
- 10:24Speaker 1: in that one. Eli did in every post.
- 10:26Speaker 4: These job he lost, just like everybody else did.
- 10:30Speaker 1: Nope, Nope, The rest and the grass. But that's another
- 10:32Speaker 1: story told on just the moment. He don't kickers actually
- 10:35Speaker 1: want that QBS to be because then that team can't
- 10:39Speaker 1: get to the end zone and the kicker, you, the kicker,
- 10:41Speaker 1: you get to kick more field goals. Isn't that the
- 10:43Speaker 1: way it works? Yeah, that's the reason we know who
- 10:46Speaker 1: you are.
- 10:47Speaker 4: You want to kick extra points? What do you mean
- 10:49Speaker 4: field goals?
- 10:50Speaker 1: Fields?
- 10:51Speaker 4: Almost want to end a drive with a kick, whether
- 10:54Speaker 4: it's a pun field goal or a pat. That's how
- 10:56Speaker 4: you want to end all drives. I would prefer pats
- 11:00Speaker 4: are worth more than threes. If you guys went the
- 11:02Speaker 4: math up there in Pennsylvania.
- 11:05Speaker 1: This guy thinks he's a football genius, Tony. I mean,
- 11:08Speaker 1: the other day on Twitter you were lecturing everybody about
- 11:12Speaker 1: medicine and science. You wrote that the Daniel Jones injury
- 11:17Speaker 1: was caused by the tush push. So let me just
- 11:20Speaker 1: break down your thinking. Yeah, yeah, Jalen Hurts uses the tushbush,
- 11:24Speaker 1: he goes to the Super Bowl. Daniel Jones uses the tushbush,
- 11:27Speaker 1: he goes to the EA. You think you should be
- 11:30Speaker 1: blaming Daniel Jones's WinPY Body, Yep, No, I.
- 11:35Speaker 4: Blame the guys who are not moving the defensive lineman
- 11:37Speaker 4: away from him to thwart the exposure of his fort bones.
- 11:44Speaker 4: You like that word thwart? Yeah, I think it's a
- 11:46Speaker 4: th you from.
- 11:48Speaker 1: Being on this show. Yeah? Yeah, what makes you think
- 11:51Speaker 1: you know anything about what it's like to be hit? You?
- 11:55Speaker 1: How many times have you been hit? I think not enough? Yeah?
- 11:57Speaker 4: Zero? Too many times? Yes, I was hit a few times.
- 12:01Speaker 4: Ten tackles in my career, so yeah, I know what
- 12:04Speaker 4: it's like to take down an NFL player?
- 12:06Speaker 1: Do you Was that because they felt bad for you
- 12:08Speaker 1: that they just dove down? Who do you tackle? Was
- 12:10Speaker 1: it a ref? Well?
- 12:12Speaker 4: If you remember Super Bowl forty two, I tackled Lawrence Marony,
- 12:15Speaker 4: same guy, same name, we had same names.
- 12:18Speaker 1: What did you like? Throw a banana peel in front
- 12:20Speaker 1: of him or something? What do you do?
- 12:21Speaker 4: Went Mario Kart threw that down? You throw a red
- 12:24Speaker 4: shell at him? Yeah, surprise him. Yeah, I got the
- 12:27Speaker 4: red shell right to his kneecaps. But I have ten
- 12:30Speaker 4: tackles guys in my career.
- 12:31Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'm going to ten times after this. It's
- 12:34Speaker 1: about to be zero. Yeah, we're going to tackle you.
- 12:37Speaker 1: You're going to get after this? Yeah, we're not getting
- 12:39Speaker 1: anyway with the Giants talk with Let's move to the
- 12:42Speaker 1: Mobile Boys. All right, that is the East. You know, Dak?
- 12:44Speaker 1: You saw just another terrible performance there, three interceptions by Dak.
- 12:49Speaker 1: Don't you think it's time for the Cowboys to bench
- 12:51Speaker 1: Dak and stock Trey Lance. Yeah? See, here's the thing.
- 12:55Speaker 3: Dak's problem is that he throws passes to the forty
- 12:59Speaker 3: nine ers. But if you study Trey Lance's film from
- 13:02Speaker 3: last season, it's clear he's incapable of throwing passes to
- 13:07Speaker 3: forty nine ers. In fact, when he sees a player
- 13:10Speaker 3: in a red and gold uniform, he throws the ball
- 13:13Speaker 3: as far away from them as humanly possible. So isn't
- 13:16Speaker 3: the logic clear there to start Trey Lance against the
- 13:20Speaker 3: forty nine ers?
- 13:22Speaker 4: How long did it take for you to come up
- 13:24Speaker 4: with that little quickly?
- 13:25Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Instant?
- 13:27Speaker 4: Instant?
- 13:29Speaker 1: The guy stinks too, that's like ulus for you.
- 13:33Speaker 4: Trey Lance has only started like ten more games than
- 13:35Speaker 4: I did in college. He's just not very good. Why
- 13:37Speaker 4: would you play?
- 13:38Speaker 1: But hold on? You think Daniel Jones is better than
- 13:40Speaker 1: Trey Lance? Oh?
- 13:42Speaker 4: Yes, absolutely, Daniel Jones top ten, top ten in the NFL, easy.
- 13:47Speaker 1: In what taking sacks? The guy's as mobile as a glacier.
- 13:51Speaker 1: Top ten top ten, Hen just completed many passes to
- 13:56Speaker 1: forty nine ers ten on the ten all time? Okay,
- 14:02Speaker 1: okay you all time? And what sucking? And what?
- 14:06Speaker 4: How many quarterbacks have won two Super Bowls and two
- 14:09Speaker 4: Super Bowl MVPs?
- 14:10Speaker 2: You know?
- 14:11Speaker 1: Can I ask you? Do you have like posters of
- 14:12Speaker 1: Eli in your bedroom? Is that what you look at
- 14:14Speaker 1: at night before you go to sleep? You love him
- 14:16Speaker 1: so much?
- 14:17Speaker 4: That's a personal question and I won't answer.
- 14:20Speaker 1: That was a yes, Yeah, that's a yes. That's Eli
- 14:23Speaker 1: love on Valentine's my Valentine e. Lie?
- 14:28Speaker 4: Can't I could just call him and tell him that.
- 14:33Speaker 5: Do you?
- 14:33Speaker 1: How often do you call Eli? What do you say, Hey, Eli,
- 14:36Speaker 1: thank you for sucking so much because that way I
- 14:39Speaker 1: was allowed to save the team. Do you say that?
- 14:41Speaker 1: How often do you call him? But how often does
- 14:43Speaker 1: he send you to voicemail?
- 14:46Speaker 4: You know, come to think of it, Come to think
- 14:48Speaker 4: of it, he does send me to voicemail way too much?
- 14:50Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. They maybe he's maybe he's not really my friend. Yeah.
- 14:55Speaker 1: I don't want to tie a ledge between you, though,
- 14:56Speaker 1: but I think he used you to win Super Bowl,
- 15:00Speaker 1: Maybe you deserve an apology. Who won the game in
- 15:03Speaker 1: Green Bay against Brett fav Who was that was that? Eli?
- 15:05Speaker 1: Was that you? Yeah?
- 15:07Speaker 4: That was me?
- 15:09Speaker 5: You?
- 15:09Speaker 1: Okay when it was the Super Bowl and you know
- 15:12Speaker 1: except for that lucky pass that went against the guy's helmet,
- 15:16Speaker 1: Dad David Drie who won that game? Yeah?
- 15:19Speaker 4: Probably me?
- 15:20Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. So want don't you? Why don't you call
- 15:23Speaker 1: Eli right now and say, hey, I demand an apology.
- 15:26Speaker 1: I need you to stop pogging all the glory. Jerk. Yeah,
- 15:29Speaker 1: I should be on the Manning cast, not you.
- 15:32Speaker 4: Which I've never been on. They've had kickers on, Adam Vinettieri, Mackle,
- 15:37Speaker 4: never been on the show.
- 15:40Speaker 1: Eli Manning. You're saying he's your bff and all this,
- 15:43Speaker 1: and he's never invited you on his show.
- 15:47Speaker 4: Listen, I thought we were friends and you guys are
- 15:48Speaker 4: making me feel bad.
- 15:49Speaker 2: Now.
- 15:50Speaker 1: Oh wow, look, let me just let's do some healing
- 15:53Speaker 1: right now. Lawrence look at the camera and say to Eli,
- 15:56Speaker 1: say to him, look, you know it's time for you
- 15:59Speaker 1: to just admit how many times I saved your ass.
- 16:03Speaker 1: And I should also be on the Manning guest probably
- 16:06Speaker 1: the host instead of you.
- 16:07Speaker 4: That you go ahead, Eli, we had a wonderful run together.
- 16:12Speaker 4: But as I sit in retirement and think about what
- 16:16Speaker 4: I did for you and your family and all the
- 16:19Speaker 4: money you made off my foot, I demand that you
- 16:25Speaker 4: come out with a public statement via Twitter X. What
- 16:29Speaker 4: are we calling X?
- 16:31Speaker 1: Keep going?
- 16:31Speaker 4: And this is why I am the only reason you
- 16:34Speaker 4: have those two trophies, those two MVP trophies and the
- 16:38Speaker 4: Manning cast, which I have never been invited on. Wow,
- 16:42Speaker 4: this is I demanded an appearance on this show, on
- 16:45Speaker 4: that show.
- 16:46Speaker 1: With your brother. Horrific message that certainly will not be
- 16:49Speaker 1: taken out of context via every Please do not.
- 16:51Speaker 4: Have me on there when the Giants are playing. I
- 16:55Speaker 4: asked you to give me that.
- 16:56Speaker 1: We have the decency to have you on our show.
- 17:00Speaker 1: Friends to you than Eli was you know why you're
- 17:02Speaker 1: on such a role, Lawrence. Let me ask you to
- 17:05Speaker 1: do one more thing. I'm gonna help you here. Why
- 17:07Speaker 1: do you just come and admit that the giants are
- 17:11Speaker 1: in the toilet for one reason? And that reason they're
- 17:14Speaker 1: in the toilet is that Daniel Jones takes a giant
- 17:16Speaker 1: dump every Sunday. Just go ahead and admit I won't
- 17:20Speaker 1: do it.
- 17:20Speaker 4: I can't do it.
- 17:21Speaker 1: Oh, I can't.
- 17:24Speaker 4: I don't think they're in the toilet.
- 17:25Speaker 1: We're helping you. Where are where are they?
- 17:28Speaker 4: They're just they're just sat down, but they're not in
- 17:31Speaker 4: it in the toilet.
- 17:33Speaker 1: You're about to be in the toilet, in the toilet
- 17:36Speaker 1: and we're got the flush. You doubt it? Guess what
- 17:40Speaker 1: you're kicked off this show? Yeah? Times is up, this show,
- 17:46Speaker 1: times is up, this show Pipes is he off the line? Jay?
- 17:59Speaker 1: Hang up the You know this just proves that nobody
- 18:02Speaker 1: in the Giants organization knows Jack Squat about football.
- 18:06Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the last times he's ever coming on this show.
- 18:10Speaker 1: Good one, donty. Anyway, We're not gonna let him ruin
- 18:12Speaker 1: what was a terrific show all around. Now, of course
- 18:15Speaker 1: we want to thank our sponsors, are good friends at
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- 18:22Speaker 1: blue toy, j What do you want?
- 18:26Speaker 5: Corrections?
- 18:27Speaker 1: What? Hurry up? First?
- 18:29Speaker 5: You said the Patriots are the worst team in the NFL.
- 18:32Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, clearly. Yeah, the record is.
- 18:36Speaker 5: One in four. The Caroline Panthers haven't won a game.
- 18:40Speaker 5: They're zero and five. That makes them the worst team
- 18:44Speaker 5: in the NFL.
- 18:45Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you remind me of a panther because
- 18:49Speaker 1: you're a big puppy.
- 18:51Speaker 3: Yeah, you should adopt the panther because it's the only
- 18:54Speaker 3: way you'll get some putty. Yeah, you're doing.
- 19:00Speaker 5: You said Dak Prescott is making forty million dollars this
- 19:03Speaker 5: year overpaid.
- 19:04Speaker 1: Bro.
- 19:05Speaker 5: Yeah, no, that's his average annual salary this year. He's
- 19:10Speaker 5: only making thirty one million. You should try to do research
- 19:14Speaker 5: and looking these things up before the show.
- 19:18Speaker 1: Oh, I will. I'll research how to bury a body.
- 19:23Speaker 3: Yeah, and a few hours you're going to be looking
- 19:26Speaker 3: up at dirt. Yea you donny God, thank you. Let's
- 19:31Speaker 3: get Addie here with don hurry up.
- 19:33Speaker 5: You said the giants offensive lineman would be better if
- 19:37Speaker 5: they worked out less and got fatter.
- 19:40Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, good reasoning science, bro.
- 19:43Speaker 5: Yeah, No, athlete gets better by not exercising and being
- 19:49Speaker 5: in worse shape.
- 19:51Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you know what shape you're about to
- 19:54Speaker 1: be in a rectangle made of wood. Yeah, don't worry,
- 20:00Speaker 1: You'll get plenty of exercise when I chase you with
- 20:03Speaker 1: my ax.
- 20:04Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 20:06Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going. He's showing down Tony next week. Just
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