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FULL SHOW: Dude, Where's My Laundry? · On Air with Ryan Seacrest

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  Speaker 1: From Hollywood to you, thank you for listening to us.
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  Speaker 1: Ryan Air on Air with a Ryan Seacrest.
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  Speaker 2: So, if something goes missing from your collection of things,
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  Speaker 2: whether it be clothes or whether it's a piece of
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  Speaker 2: jewelry or a ring, bracelets, I always have to get
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  Speaker 2: a new bracelet because someone steals my bracelets.
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  Speaker 3: I leave them, you leave them, you lose them.
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  Speaker 2: All that sunglasses, This person's always taking my sunglasses or
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  Speaker 2: I leave them somewhere.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, leave them and lose them. That's another tagline for you.
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  Speaker 4: What is it leave them and lose them?
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  Speaker 5: Why is that attacking?
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  Speaker 1: For all your stuff?
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  Speaker 5: You said, leave them and lose them. That gates people.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking, like things we didn't you weren't clear?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry clear struck cord, Sophia. What did they steal from
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  Speaker 2: your laundry?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, So in my apartment complex, we have a shared laundry, Matt,
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  Speaker 6: and I'm folding my laundry one day and I noticed
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  Speaker 6: that this super cute white tank top that I had
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  Speaker 6: with like little pink flowers on it. I noticed that
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  Speaker 6: it was gone for my laundry, and so I'm like, hum,
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  Speaker 6: that's weird.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe I misplaced it, right?
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  Speaker 6: So a couple days later, I'm at my mailbox and
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  Speaker 6: I see a girl walk.
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  Speaker 7: In wearing the shirt that I'm missing. No, I can't
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  Speaker 7: help but think she has my shirt on.
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  Speaker 1: Because you still can't find it. No, it's her. She
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  Speaker 1: stole it.
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  Speaker 3: She didn't steal it.
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  Speaker 5: She think it was in her laundry.
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  Speaker 7: But I don't know how that could get mixed up
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  Speaker 7: very distinct tank top.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. I mean I could see at school,
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  Speaker 5: like you're at college.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, this would be you Ryan.
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  Speaker 8: You'd find random clothes in your luner and be like,
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  Speaker 8: oh cool, I guess this is mine.
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  Speaker 9: Now with respect. A friend of mine did leave his
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  Speaker 9: baby suit in my laundry ones he'd been wearing. It's okay.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't tell him I hat it until I put
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  Speaker 2: it on one day and it does like fell.
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  Speaker 5: Oh it's too big. I was bummed, so I gave
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  Speaker 5: it back to him.
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  Speaker 1: But you kept it just when you can't wait.
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  Speaker 2: Do you ever steal things when you guys would sleep
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  Speaker 2: over at guy's houses, did you take anything?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, like their shirt, like hoodies and sweatshirts and things
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  Speaker 1: like that, So.
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  Speaker 5: You steal stuff from guys?
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  Speaker 7: I do, but I feel like that's diffend, it's harm.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to give it back.
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  Speaker 2: You stole something from a dude. She's stole something from you.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's a wash.
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  Speaker 7: But she doesn't know who I am. I've never seen
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  Speaker 7: her before.
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  Speaker 1: Did you go up to her?
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  Speaker 5: Can you confirm and say that's I think that's my
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  Speaker 5: T shirt?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I feel like that would make me look crazy.
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  Speaker 1: How do I be?
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  Speaker 10: Like?
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  Speaker 7: Are you wearing my shirt right now?
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  Speaker 4: If you leave stuff in the laundry and the shared laundry,
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  Speaker 4: you like, you just that's part of the game.
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  Speaker 5: You don't take it what they didn't.
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  Speaker 3: She didn't take it intentionally.
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  Speaker 4: She probably threw her dirty clothes in wash it all together,
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  Speaker 4: put in the dryer, and then it ended up in
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  Speaker 4: her thing still and you take it.
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  Speaker 8: Away, You take it back to the laundry room, and
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  Speaker 8: you put it there with a note, Hey, this got
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  Speaker 8: in my laundry by accident.
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  Speaker 5: I know whose it is.
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  Speaker 2: I think she knew that you would not be as
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  Speaker 2: awkward to come up and say did you steal my shirt?
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  Speaker 2: Because that would make you look strange. So she stole
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  Speaker 2: your shirt? Playing on that. Who is she? Where is she?
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  Speaker 5: You see Riverside? Come on what color is the tank?
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  Speaker 7: So white with pink flowers?
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  Speaker 2: Ah, there's only so many white pink flower tanks walking
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  Speaker 2: around you see riverside?
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  Speaker 5: You know who you are, Anna Delv Nikki Downy, good morning.
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  Speaker 11: Good morning.
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  Speaker 12: How are you?
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  Speaker 2: We're fine. Let's talk about you. So your brother keeps
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  Speaker 2: chasing butterflies? What's the problem?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, like, do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Again, I don't know why I'm a little in second
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  Speaker 2: gear this morning, but I was thinking that's odd this
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  Speaker 2: time of year. Uh, but yeah, yes, So let me
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  Speaker 2: put this together based on knowledge I have from previous
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  Speaker 2: courses hosting this show with Sissy and Tanya. He's chasing butterflies.
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  Speaker 2: These are people that like come and go, they don't commit.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, like you know, like early like in a relationship,
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  Speaker 12: you get like butterflies when you're with a person, and
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  Speaker 12: it's just like that's all he's interested in.
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  Speaker 5: And the second failing butterflies, not the fluttering of butterflies.
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  Speaker 12: No, no, no, he like feels them, but like the
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  Speaker 12: second that like he's interested and like then he goes
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  Speaker 12: away and then he just bails.
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  Speaker 1: Well like he bails after the honeymoon.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't not understand that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, feels like a great question. Let's let's get his answer.
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  Speaker 5: Nicky, back to your brother, So how came we help?
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  Speaker 12: I know, Like I'm just I'm just worried because he's
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  Speaker 12: thirty three and it's time to focus on finding something solid.
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  Speaker 10: But but this is the problem.
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  Speaker 5: You can't tell him what I'm just gonna say.
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  Speaker 1: You got to stay out of your brothers.
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  Speaker 2: And a thirty three might be different than a thirty
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  Speaker 2: three for you for him.
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  Speaker 3: Now, maybe she wants to understand why he's doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Can you shed some light on her for that?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 12: Well, I mean the longest relationship he's ever had is
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  Speaker 12: like eight months, and I just don't help them. But
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  Speaker 12: he broke her heart and he's broken like a lot
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  Speaker 12: of hearts.
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  Speaker 5: But has he come to you asking for her?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, well not necessarily, but like I just look, I'm
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  Speaker 12: I'm I'm his younger sister and he's always just looking
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  Speaker 12: for this thrill and I just I think he's lost
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  Speaker 12: a cause. And like, okay, so here's my question, Like,
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  Speaker 12: first of all, can you break.
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  Speaker 10: Someone from that habit?
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  Speaker 12: And like, also, Ryan, do you think like this is
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  Speaker 12: your issue? Like are you a butterfly?
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  Speaker 5: Shape.
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  Speaker 2: I know you had an issue Ryan who asked NICKI
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  Speaker 2: to call around.
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  Speaker 5: You guys put this in.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know Nikki.
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  Speaker 5: Well, so, Nikki, I don't know if that's my thing.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I just think that there's been a couple
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  Speaker 2: of different variables in my equation, one being timing, two
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  Speaker 2: being open to it, and.
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  Speaker 5: Then the third being timing again. But the timing is
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  Speaker 5: getting back.
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  Speaker 2: I found out my sister was talking to one of
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  Speaker 2: my friends behind my back, saying, really wanted to meet somebody?
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  Speaker 5: Like what?
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  Speaker 1: And she hasn't talked to you about it?
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  Speaker 5: You shouldn't said that to me now.
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  Speaker 2: She said, I have a best girlfriend, yes, and she
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  Speaker 2: said it to hers like really great if he could
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  Speaker 2: meet somebody. I'm like, well, wait a minute, that makes
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  Speaker 2: me feel well? How does that make me feel well?
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  Speaker 3: I tell you this every day, I.
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  Speaker 5: Know, but not behind my back.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, you.
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  Speaker 2: Telling from all these people for some reason that makes
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  Speaker 2: me more comfortable?
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  Speaker 5: What does that say? What am I chasing? Now?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Nikki, back to your brother, I think you got to
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  Speaker 2: stay out of it until he asks.
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  Speaker 5: You can't. You can't wish for him what you want
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  Speaker 5: for him.
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  Speaker 2: He's gotta want what he wants for him, and he
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  Speaker 2: may not know what he wants yet or do you
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  Speaker 2: care this match?
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  Speaker 1: Just talk to him.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I guess I used.
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  Speaker 10: You're right.
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  Speaker 12: I just you know, I don't want him to see
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  Speaker 12: that like him throw away, like a lot of good people.
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  Speaker 2: So well, thank you for trusting us enough to call
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  Speaker 2: us about your brother and me with the same question.
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  Speaker 2: And your luck on this, Nikki, keep us posting on
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  Speaker 2: your own. Yeah, eight months, Fyi.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 2: It's not chuckle funny Ruby, maybe a year three or four,
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  Speaker 2: Mark knows.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, Nikki, thanks that one. Well, fel fast.
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  Speaker 5: All right, let's come back. What are we doing? Wasn't
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  Speaker 5: something that I read.
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  Speaker 2: I'll just share with you homeowners some of them think
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  Speaker 2: that you get these they keep burglars away. Doesn't exactly
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  Speaker 2: work it. It may work the opposite way, so I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to harp on it, but be careful. People
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  Speaker 2: are getting sick out there. It's a flu that's bad.
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  Speaker 2: And what I keep everything I say, I'm learning not
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  Speaker 2: from doctors, so just take that with a grain. But
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  Speaker 2: I guess there are a couple kinds of flu. Ab Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I got the A friends of mine got the B.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently the B makes you nauseous. I didn't get nauseous,
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  Speaker 2: so that was a plus plus.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But what I was saying to Sisiny earlier this week
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  Speaker 2: and Sophia Tanya is out, but Sofia has been sitting
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  Speaker 2: in the studio, what it was saying is that they're
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  Speaker 2: not a sympathy. People don't really dish have a lot
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  Speaker 2: of sympathy for the flu because it's so common, which
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  Speaker 2: is fine, But I tell you what I did see
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  Speaker 2: an act of generosity and kindness. People offering their DIY
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  Speaker 2: bath tips.
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  Speaker 8: Oh that's nice, so like you can relax and try
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  Speaker 8: to get your mind off the pain.
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah, but more than that, like a formula different
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  Speaker 2: ingredients that you put into the bath so that it
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  Speaker 2: can relieve any congestion and get rid of whatever the
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  Speaker 2: vibes are, the germs are that are running through your body.
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  Speaker 2: So the one I took last night, I sent Mark a.
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  Speaker 1: Picture I Mark got a picture of you in the bath.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want to send you all a picture of me.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like more professionalists send it to Mark then
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  Speaker 2: to send it to you guys, and.
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  Speaker 5: Where clear it's not you're in the bath in this photo.
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  Speaker 7: It's a picture of all the ingredients of your bath.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I wasn't me.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Mark, where's that picture? I want to post share
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  Speaker 5: that with me for everyone. Yeah, a slack for the text. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 5: slack please never slack me.
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  Speaker 1: You're I would never slack you. You're not even on.
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  Speaker 2: Our slack while I'm on it right now, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be slackless this year.
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  Speaker 5: Put that back up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh this is good.
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  Speaker 5: Okay. So here's what I bathed then last night. Check
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  Speaker 5: it out. Ground.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, healing clay, ground, ginger, arm and hammer, baking, soda
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  Speaker 2: and apples, side of vinegar and EPs and salt.
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  Speaker 1: How did you how much to find?
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  Speaker 5: Somebody sent me half cup cup? Whatever?
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  Speaker 10: Can?
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  Speaker 5: You sent me the measurements.
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  Speaker 2: I put all this in the rubbit tub, and I
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  Speaker 2: gotta tell you it's kind of nice. You're in ginger, baking, soda,
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  Speaker 2: powdered clay, apple, side of vinegar and epsom salt.
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  Speaker 8: What is that? Is that the white jar? Is that
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  Speaker 8: the clay you're talking about?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it's powdered clay.
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  Speaker 2: Somehow it's supposed to help pull this stuff out of
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  Speaker 2: maybe out of your system. So again, if you want
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  Speaker 2: to try it, I did. I felt nice apple side
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  Speaker 2: of vinegar, like a half pits. Just half cup of
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  Speaker 2: this stuff? Okay, just half cup it apple side of vinegar,
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  Speaker 2: baking soda, ground ginger, EPSOM salt, warm bat. You gotta
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  Speaker 2: go for forty five minutes. So I did an eyebook.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, why didn't you do audible?
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  Speaker 5: I don't have that you need it?
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  Speaker 2: I mean I do, but I just I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I just my fingers were wet and I got to
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  Speaker 2: eyebook icon faster, so I just wanted to share my
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  Speaker 2: di why bath with you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm impressed that you did this. Did it work?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Well no, yes, no, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: And how did this drain?
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  Speaker 5: Just by curiosity?
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  Speaker 13: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: It just it's still a little stainy. Now.
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  Speaker 2: I got a quote for the day to put you
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  Speaker 2: in a headspace to get through it. Also, crime experts
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  Speaker 2: I read this and was saying it's interesting, including convicted
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  Speaker 2: burglars say the best way to protect your house from
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  Speaker 2: breakings can be putting on the radio or the TV
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  Speaker 2: loudly when you are gone.
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  Speaker 5: Do you do that?
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  Speaker 8: It's a waste of energy or battery. Maybe, yeah, do
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  Speaker 8: you do that? No, I have one of them smart TVs.
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  Speaker 8: It turns off after four hours.
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  Speaker 2: You can't, I can't, right, but I think that sounds
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  Speaker 2: coming from a house might life.
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  Speaker 8: We do leave the tea on sometimes if we're just
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  Speaker 8: gonna run for the we leave for the dogs so
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  Speaker 8: that they like have the t the TV.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, TV.
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  Speaker 5: To the other content not going on over there? I
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  Speaker 5: put it on.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I got company. Oh, I feel like
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  Speaker 2: there's some people around, you know what I mean, like energy.
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  Speaker 2: I'll put it on another room. Maybe in the kitchen's
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  Speaker 2: on the other room. There's something. Maybe something's going on
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  Speaker 2: over there.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, don't don't sound like it's pitiful.
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  Speaker 1: Sweet.
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  Speaker 5: That was a pity now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like, wow you're so quiet.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my gosh, you come to ours. We have
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  Speaker 5: all kinds of fun at ours.
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  Speaker 11: All right.
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  Speaker 14: I Kim here in Legodna, Noguel. Hello to Ryan Sisny, Tanya, Tanya.
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  Speaker 14: I'm calling you out here. I'm listening to you say
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  Speaker 14: you haven't been drinking since August, and I see you
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  Speaker 14: drinking on Instagram? Are those fake posts?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 5: Well August and to now, have you had anything?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I have.
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  Speaker 5: I've heard well that contradicts what you told about I said.
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  Speaker 3: I've had a handful since all.
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  Speaker 5: You said you hadn't been drinking.
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  Speaker 2: You did not say that, because I even went doubled
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  Speaker 2: down on the questioning you held I had a couple.
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  Speaker 5: Let's run now, you did not.
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  Speaker 8: No, you said you hadn't been drinking since your honeymoon,
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  Speaker 8: and I said at all?
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  Speaker 1: And then yeah, you're like yes, because I.
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  Speaker 2: Actually was like having a hard time ministered, feeling envious.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, well, I want to be that person, and.
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  Speaker 4: I think I've had a handful of drinks.
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  Speaker 2: Everything you say from this point on, we don't trust.
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  Speaker 5: We don't get that.
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  Speaker 2: Just tell us it doesn't matter. When I got to
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  Speaker 2: judge you, I can't care.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm definitely not like boozing on Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: But you're you're telling us that makes us worry. Don't
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  Speaker 2: tell us that. Just tell us the truth.
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  Speaker 3: But it is the truth. I'm not like drinking. Do
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  Speaker 3: you get what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 5: You say it like that with air quotes.
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  Speaker 4: Because I'm not drinking. Like when I'm drinking, I will
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  Speaker 4: like drink. I'll like drink so like I'll have many
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  Speaker 4: glasses of wine, or I'll have like a martini, or
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  Speaker 4: I'll have my whatever, I don't do that anymore.
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  Speaker 1: What did you put on Instagram?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it was a glass I've had.
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  Speaker 4: I've had a glass of wine here and there, but
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  Speaker 4: that's it, Like I'm not drinking.
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  Speaker 5: That's drinking here and there. That's the same thing. We
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  Speaker 5: don't care. It's not what you say. You cut back,
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  Speaker 5: no abstinence, Sysney.
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  Speaker 3: There is no difference.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Isn't there a difference between drinking and not drinking?
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: No, because I drink all the time, So.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: To me, it's just drinking.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: You were having like one glass of wine, you'd be like,
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: I'm not drinking.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: That's not I would literally be drinking the glass.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: Of wine correct English, my.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Definition I was talking about. Well, so what I would
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: say if I were you is I'm not drinking her
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: in the week On the weekends, I let myself go,
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: I have a few.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: But that doesn't meet no, because sometimes I'll drink on
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: a Tuesday.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: So then you're drinking and drinking.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Having a drink on a Tuesdays definitely drinking.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: Drinking, like you're not not drinking.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: No.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Do you know when I woke up this morning, I
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: didn't think this would be as much fun right here,
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: right now, talking about this, but it is.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't think we would bring this topic back up again,
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: but here we are.
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: But Kim call us out.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: I need to see the Instagram post that Kim saw.
• 16:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah too.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: All right, we're out of time for talkbacks.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Like a table and there's drinks on the table. They're
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: not mine.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: You don't have to argue it me understand what you're
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: trying to not tell us. I don't want to play
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Larry Joe and Hammon who heard the same thing, called
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: you out.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Wait really, Oh it's good stuff.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: The tail is over there in the back room.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Eligible single, works hard, wants to have a good time,
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: goes out on the weekends.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: Hadn't found the right person. It's not easy. It's just not.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: It's not and Sistany and Tanya, they actick to know
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: how it is.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: I mean we've been there before.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: I've literally done exactly this, been on the dating.
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: Apps and you found your husband. Correct.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: I have to go back for more. Meanwhile, you leave
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Mikayla and I out in the dark. Oh my god,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: So Mikayla, what dating apps are you on?
• 17:35
  Speaker 15: I'm on Hinge Bumble and Ryah.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: This ones.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: This is a combo platter of lines from all kinds
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: of dudes on all those apps. Now, go ahead, how
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: many do we have? I want to have five? Okay,
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: we have five, and these are real opening lines for
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: you guys. We're gonna judge these. Okay, go ahead.
• 17:51
  Speaker 15: Okay. Number one, you're perfect. You're so beyond gorgeous. If
• 17:55
  Speaker 15: I was a vampire and you were the sun, I'd
• 17:57
  Speaker 15: stare at you until I turned to ash.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: That was That was definitely chat GPT. Anytime vampire comes
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: up in anything.
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: I passed very bad.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, he's a no from him.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: That's creepy vampires in the first line.
• 18:15
  Speaker 15: Okay, next, Okay, Mikaela, we are the freaking dream team.
• 18:19
  Speaker 15: I've got the nice guy with the nice body, winky face,
• 18:22
  Speaker 15: and I have a feeling I could keep up with
• 18:24
  Speaker 15: your amazing personality and take you even farther. Take Pyrose
• 18:27
  Speaker 15: would love to me.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Take you even farther.
• 18:33
  Speaker 15: What he needs to back off. He doesn't even know
• 18:36
  Speaker 15: my personality.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Your personality shines through in your photos obviously, and he's
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: not talking about your looks personality.
• 18:43
  Speaker 8: Don't need him to take you further like that, and
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: you can do that on your He can take you further, I.
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Think he sounds cheesy.
• 18:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I got made so cute picture.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: The picture too.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: These are pickup lines.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: He looks like.
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: Go ahead and Michael.
• 19:03
  Speaker 15: Number three, where did you steal those beautiful eyes from?
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: No? Why why you short and sweet?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not mad at that?
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, same.
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: Why can't they just say something human?
• 19:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 19:16
  Speaker 8: Okay, say something human? Ryan opening opening line to MICHAELA
• 19:21
  Speaker 8: right now.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know how to do opening lines.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: That has to be like really organic in the I mean,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: I said something to somebody where they sent me a
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: picture of something in the picture, and I commented, not
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: in these words, but they gist was I don't see anything,
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: but you're stunning beauty.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: Something like that.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: That's sharpen to the point.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Did you see Mike.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know whatever it was, and I don't see
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: anything in that photo, but you're stunning beauty. Not good.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna jot that down tops recycle. Okay.
• 19:52
  Speaker 15: Number four, I'm going to Dublin next month. Any tips?
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: I love it?
• 19:58
  Speaker 15: Okay, listen, I loved travel, so that's why he said that.
• 20:01
  Speaker 15: But he doesn't know I've been to Dublin. But the
• 20:04
  Speaker 15: photo was the no for me.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like naked.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't hate it.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: I don't hate it.
• 20:10
  Speaker 15: I don't hate the opening line either.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: By the way, our bar is low if the good
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: is I don't hate all right?
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Number five? Do we hate it or not hate it?
• 20:18
  Speaker 15: Amazing Colgate, smile, any big plans for the weekend.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: I don't hate it.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: That guy is my favorite out of all of that.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: That was a good way kind of funny. You know,
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: specificity is humor Colgate. Yeah, it could have gone crush
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: or Colgate. H I see his brand tells you a
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: little bit about him, right right, awkwafrash Colgate crass?
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: Like who is the guy? Tells you a little bit
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: about it?
• 20:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: All right, Now, which one will you or are you
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: going to actually in real life respond.
• 20:50
  Speaker 15: To Tanya wants me to go for two, but that's
• 20:53
  Speaker 15: a no for me, dog.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: So who's the one?
• 20:57
  Speaker 15: I think I would say four?
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: Or five?
• 21:00
  Speaker 15: More towards five because so Colgate? Yeah, that was a
• 21:04
  Speaker 15: good opening line, all right?
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: Who is Colgate? A Procter and Gamble company? Mark?
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Who makes Colgate? Pepsi coke? Or Procter and Gamble? Who
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: makes it?
• 21:13
  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Random?
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: I also like his photo because it's like not trying
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: too hard.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Co gets made by Coate, Palmola. It is their own thing,
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: all right, So throw back a palm Olive line. Teef.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: He gets it parent company humor. It's great. I love that. Like,
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: did you know that Creola and Hallmark are the same company?
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: I didn't.
• 21:30
  Speaker 15: I didn't either, belove that.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know if people I think, I don't know.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: But he throw out Colgate. I'm saying, I.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Don't think he's gonna If he doesn't get it.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: Then he's out. All right. Thank you, MICHAELA. Please keep
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: dating sweet and keep reading these.
• 21:50
  Speaker 15: I will.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: One or two point seven kiss up. Then it is
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: Ryan's roses. Now.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Rosslyn reached out and shermano and she says, Hey, I
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: was house sitting for a friend. I had to run
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: home to get my laptop charger. I heard my husband
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: in our bed with another woman. So Rosslyn, thank you
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: for coming on. And just to get into it, you're
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: certain you heard your husband with another woman in your bed?
• 22:15
  Speaker 10: Hi?
• 22:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah, no, yeah, I'm I'm absolutely certain. Like when I
• 22:19
  Speaker 11: watch the front door, I heard all the sounds. I
• 22:24
  Speaker 11: mean it was very clear. The second I walked through
• 22:26
  Speaker 11: the door.
• 22:26
  Speaker 10: It was.
• 22:28
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know that I could bounce back
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: from here in the sounds.
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: Oh no, So you know he's cheating. Why do you
• 22:39
  Speaker 8: want us to make the call?
• 22:42
  Speaker 11: Well, I do know that he's cheating, but I don't
• 22:45
  Speaker 11: know who it's with, and like, I really need to
• 22:48
  Speaker 11: know who.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: Wait, did you see the woman?
• 22:51
  Speaker 11: No, no, she she was gone by the time that
• 22:54
  Speaker 11: I got up to the room. Like I slammed the
• 22:56
  Speaker 11: front door when I came in. Well, there's so there's
• 22:59
  Speaker 11: a door off of our bedroom that goes out to
• 23:02
  Speaker 11: the patio, and so she must have gone out through there,
• 23:05
  Speaker 11: and then by the time I got up the stairs
• 23:07
  Speaker 11: into the bedroom, she was gone.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: I have a question. Is it possible that he could
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: have been doing this by himself?
• 23:15
  Speaker 15: No?
• 23:16
  Speaker 11: I know my husband and he does not make sounds
• 23:19
  Speaker 11: of that high pitch.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Okay, so yeah, maybe he does not around.
• 23:26
  Speaker 11: I know that he confessed.
• 23:27
  Speaker 10: He say, so, he.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: Confessed it, okay, and you want to find out who
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: it is. So I get it.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: We're gonna make the call and see who's top of
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: mine and see who he sends the roses to.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: Brutal though to walk in on that.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Why don't two point seven kiss Right, it's one O
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: two point seven kiss FM. We're in the middle of
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Ryan's roses. If you just got here, listen to this Rosalind.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: She walked in on her husband with another woman. Basically,
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: she heard the sounds when she got home. By the
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: time she got to the bedroom, the woman was gone,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: and her husband admitted to it, said I'm cheating, and
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: now she wants to know who it is.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: He admitted to it, but he's not going to tell
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: her who it is.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't get this.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Runs so he says, yes, I'm cheating, but then he's like, no,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: but I won't tell you who it is.
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I won't give you any more info. And why
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: won't you just leave him at this point?
• 24:15
  Speaker 11: So it's just not very simple, Like we've been together
• 24:19
  Speaker 11: for nine years since high school, and we have a
• 24:22
  Speaker 11: house together, and I'm not working right now, so it's yeah,
• 24:26
  Speaker 11: it's a tough situation, and he's begging me to stay
• 24:28
  Speaker 11: and I kind of want to, but I need to
• 24:31
  Speaker 11: know who it is before I can make that decision.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: So okay, well that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: call now. I need you to say Ryan, you my
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: permission to call, and then his name.
• 24:41
  Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, nine, you have my permission to call.
• 24:45
  Speaker 12: Yeah, please do all right.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: We will do that.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Now be very quiet. Let's see who he wants to
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: send these roses to and what he puts on the card.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Here we go, Rosalind, good luck.
• 25:04
  Speaker 10: Hello.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Hi is this Josh?
• 25:08
  Speaker 10: It is this Hi.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: My name is Amanda.
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: I'm calling from the Secret Garden in Sherman Oaks. We
• 25:13
  Speaker 8: actually deliver all over the valley and surrounding areas and
• 25:16
  Speaker 8: offering a free promotion today. It's a dozen red roses
• 25:20
  Speaker 8: that you can send anybody like.
• 25:24
  Speaker 10: It's okay, I'm not no, no.
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: No, look Josh, now please don't hang up. Look I
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: don't need cash from you. I don't need any sort
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: of billiing info, credit card info or anything like that.
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: Just we can just start with the name of the
• 25:35
  Speaker 8: person and a note and they can be delivered by
• 25:37
  Speaker 8: lunchtime today.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: They're free.
• 25:42
  Speaker 10: Free, So all you need from me is then the
• 25:45
  Speaker 10: sign up for like a thirty day.
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: No no, no, no no, I don't need a membership. You wouldn't
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: be signing up for anything. And look, if you feel
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: more comfortable coming in and picking up the flowers yourself,
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: and we don't deliver them. That's an option as well.
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: Like I said, we're just doing this to promote our business.
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: We're right on Ventura and if, hopefully, if you like
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: our arrangements, then you come back as a customer one day.
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: I mean, that would be like the biggest catch if
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: I had to pick one right now.
• 26:11
  Speaker 10: Okay, makes sense. It just feels a little weird. And
• 26:15
  Speaker 10: didn't sign up for anything like.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: This, No, you didn't.
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: We call people at random about once a month, and
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: you know you've been selected this month. Maybe you purchased
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: something online in the past eighteen months or so, selected
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: to receive promotional offers.
• 26:29
  Speaker 10: Uh, okay, okay, listen, you say it's a dozen roses.
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: Yes, they're really beautiful, they're red, they're kind of romantic,
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: they're gorgeous.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Just need the name of the person you want to
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: send to.
• 26:42
  Speaker 10: Okay, I guess Let's send them to Terran Taran.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, great, And what would you like to put on
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: the card?
• 26:50
  Speaker 10: It's Terran t a r y.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: N great Taren Tarin Uh.
• 26:58
  Speaker 10: Huh and you can just put and I love you,
• 27:01
  Speaker 10: I just need time.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I love you.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I just need Josh, your voice is being broadcast on
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: the radio, and I've got your wife Rosalind on the line.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: Is Taren the woman? She walked in on you while
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: you were with her?
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 27:18
  Speaker 10: Wait?
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: Clearly?
• 27:19
  Speaker 10: Clearly? How do you know?
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Karen is the name Roslin Taran is the name you wanted.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: That's who was in your bed when you walked home.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: That's who your husband's been cheating with. He's clearly in
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: love with you, and now he's saying to us he
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: needs time, which means he's trying to figure out how
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: to move on.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: I mean, Josh, what is going on? Just tell your
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: wife the truth?
• 27:41
  Speaker 10: What is going on? Look, I'm in a complicated situation
• 27:44
  Speaker 10: right now.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: Well you put us in a bind as well.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you created this.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Explain to your wife what the truth is right now?
• 27:54
  Speaker 10: Wow? Look, I just I don't understand what's happening.
• 28:00
  Speaker 11: I why would you do this?
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: Josh?
• 28:03
  Speaker 11: Just just look, we got you, Josh, just tell the truth.
• 28:06
  Speaker 11: You're both to love me, you know, why would you
• 28:08
  Speaker 11: do this?
• 28:09
  Speaker 10: But I do love you? I do, I do. I'm
• 28:12
  Speaker 10: just I'm really confused right now.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: No, you love Taren, you love Teraren.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: You just need time.
• 28:20
  Speaker 10: Well, yeah, yeah, I do. It's just I do love you,
• 28:25
  Speaker 10: be true, you love your wife.
• 28:28
  Speaker 11: Karen has always had a thing for him.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: En.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: It's always the one that's always to.
• 28:35
  Speaker 11: School with her.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: What is going on right now, Josh, you're just we're
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: going to crystallize this. You're basically saying so calmly, you're
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: in love with your wife. You're in love with Taren
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: full stop.
• 28:50
  Speaker 10: I mean, yeah, what.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: To react with?
• 28:58
  Speaker 10: I don't know? Can I can we just talk more
• 29:02
  Speaker 10: about this later. There's too many ears on this right now.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: There's too many women on this right now.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: You need to get rid of your well, I guess, no, Rosin,
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: what would you like to see happen here?
• 29:14
  Speaker 11: I don't know. I don't even know at this point.
• 29:16
  Speaker 11: I mean, like, do you even still want to be
• 29:18
  Speaker 11: married to me at this point?
• 29:19
  Speaker 13: Josh?
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: Do you want to be married to this year?
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 29:23
  Speaker 10: I mean I do, I do, But.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: We don't want you to be married to him.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: No, And he's gonna keep going back to Tarin.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Roslyn, you can do way better than this.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: You don't deserve this.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: I agree with you, yea.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: She reached out to us.
• 29:43
  Speaker 10: Josh, I just I have no idea this is going
• 29:48
  Speaker 10: to happen.
• 29:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah, clearly, Well.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Neither did we, and neither did your wife and Roslin,
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let Josh go. Good luck to you, Rosin,
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: But I think Tanya's right. You do not deserve this
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: guy who's trying to play both sides of everything.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: And I know you were saying there's financial situation why
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: you don't want to leave him, But maybe this is
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: a time to reach out to your friends or your
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: family and move in with somebody that you can't.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: For granted, Yeah, it's bad.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Gosh, you can move in with me.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: Where are you?
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Sherman Oaks.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Are right, You're right, You're right, all right, Well, hang
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: in there, you got this. You'll pull through this and
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: keep us posting. Good luck to you, Rosly. I'm glad
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: you got least what you needed to know.
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: Thank you. Yikes. That is I don't understanding this guy's calmness.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, I love her, and I love her ill.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and what you want to know? On air with
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: Ryan Seacrest, I kind.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Of really am into these things that are like dividing internets. Yes,
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: or the Internet might just be one, So you gotta
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: follow me. Listen to sistey Tony. There's a woman named Olivia.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: This is a cry for help abandoned in an airport bathroom.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Oh my, here we go.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: So Olivia and her stepsister Ella, they were traveling this
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: true story, traveling for a wedding, and they had a
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: layover before their flight their next flight. Ella said she
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: had to go to the bathroom. Okay, Olivia said, don't
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: do it. We bored in twenty go on the plane,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: which I would say, yeah, I would probably say that,
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: can you not go now?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I just hold it?
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, can you not do it? Just hold on to it.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: Do we have to stop now? Can we? We're almost there.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I'm always the people to have to go to the bathroom.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: Well, then, Ella says, I'm not gonna make it.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Well, you just watched my backpack and he's say no,
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: if you're not back in time, I'm getting on the plane.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: That's tough.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: So Olivia boards and gets a text from Ella. I'm
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: having a horrible issue in the bathroom. I'll spare you
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: with what it was. Okay, please get off the plane
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: away for me.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: I need you.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Olivia says, I'll let the flight attendant know. But if
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: you can't get on this plane, I'll see you there.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Oh this is remember who is Olivia and sister? Okay, yeah,
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: so Ella was in a bathroom missus the flight, Olivia
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: ends up where she needs to go. Ella is not
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: speaking to Olivia. Oh oh what you do?
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: And who's in the right and wrong sisity.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: So for me, it depends on where we're flying to.
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: If we're flying from La to Vegas, I might leave
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: you because I'm just like, it's not that hard for Yeah,
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: a lot of fliers.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: You can figure it out.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Whatever.
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: If we're flying from here to Fiji, then I think
• 32:35
  Speaker 8: it's a bigger issue to get on a plane that's
• 32:37
  Speaker 8: gonna take ten hours away.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Fiji versus standing in a bathroom with your sibling. You'll
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: get over at sibling.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: No, I feel like I would stay with the sibling.
• 32:45
  Speaker 8: We'd have to find a new flight together, because that's
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: a bigger issue to try to get a flight.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: So this also think about this with other issues with
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: air travel recently.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: What would you do? Tani? Where are you?
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: If anybody left me and took a plane without me,
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: if I was travel with them, I would have their head.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: Wow, it's so wrong beheading. He's also travi yeah, behead. Yeah,
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: I'm look.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: I think what I would do in this situation is
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: I would push hard on don't go to the bathroom.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and go on the plane. Go on the plane
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: the plane.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Pinch it and get on the plane. Then finish your business.
• 33:26
  Speaker 8: Years was constipation if I'm even easier than just like
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: you know the.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Situation, like, let me get us on the plane and
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: then we will block the door in the lab like
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: you're good.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: So I would have pushed hard and not let it
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: come to this point.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Traveling with people really is.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: He tells you a lot about them? Yes, oh yeah,
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: two points. FM.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Let me just grab Sophia for a second. Who is
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: our intern in the back room. Sophia's got a real bond.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: She's twenty, she's at UC riverside, and just tell us
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: the conundrum you're in.
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: I'm in a huge debacle right now.
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: Because it's a quagmire.
• 34:04
  Speaker 16: Yes, because my little in my sorority, my little sister,
• 34:07
  Speaker 16: she is officially picking up her own little sister, and
• 34:10
  Speaker 16: it's like this huge ordeal that we do when they
• 34:12
  Speaker 16: like jump out.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Of the box.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Is Greek little sister or her real life little.
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: Sister, her Greek little sister.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: So you know, we're talking about two sorority little sister.
• 34:20
  Speaker 16: Thinks, yes, so we're talking about blood sister and then
• 34:22
  Speaker 16: sorority sister.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: Who's got the blood sister in this story? Me, okay, yeah, So.
• 34:27
  Speaker 16: My Greek little sister, she's about to get her Greek
• 34:30
  Speaker 16: little sister and it's this big like ceremony. It's exciting,
• 34:34
  Speaker 16: it's fun. It's like this big thing. And her and
• 34:37
  Speaker 16: I we've been talking about it for weeks. We've been
• 34:39
  Speaker 16: planning it. What she's gonna do, you know, And she
• 34:42
  Speaker 16: keeps telling me, I'm so happy you're going to be there,
• 34:45
  Speaker 16: like it's going to mean so much to me. A
• 34:47
  Speaker 16: couple days ago, my blood sister she reaches out to
• 34:50
  Speaker 16: me and she says, hey, I have a free extra
• 34:53
  Speaker 16: ticket to Tame and Paula. They're like a pop adim
• 34:56
  Speaker 16: in the Tame and.
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: Paula's huge and paul Yeah, well of Dracula, And she's like,
• 35:04
  Speaker 8: I have an extra ticket if you want, you can
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: come with me.
• 35:07
  Speaker 16: And I'm like, oh my god, like, I'm there one
• 35:09
  Speaker 16: hundred percent. What day do you have it for? It's
• 35:12
  Speaker 16: the same day as the Little Sister reveal.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: And this is a no brainer for me.
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: Me too, I mean me.
• 35:20
  Speaker 13: To, But I don't know.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: You obviously go to the concert with your real sister.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: No, I mean, no, what the day you get your
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: like your little your granddaughter or whatever. That's once in
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: a lifetime. What Tim and Paula might come back at
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: some point.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: No, but it's your little sister, your real little sister.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Tim and paul You're gonna forget about your sorority.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't even talk to your sisters anymore.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Honestly, I would not have missed my granddaught's initiation.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: Okay, now then you're on a level of is not
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: so helpy? Yeah, so I don't know.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: For me, it's pretty clear this is a like, be
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: a real honest with your little about your blood little
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: sister and do it. I mean, I will say this
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: from the experience of thinking I was going to live
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: with my high school buddies all my life.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: You don't, you don't, I just like I don't live
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: with them.
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: I feel so bad, though, how do I tell her?
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: Last minute?
• 36:15
  Speaker 16: After telling her, I'm so excited, this is your inspiration.
• 36:26
  Speaker 8: If I invited my older sister to a concert and
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: she said I'm so sorry I can't go because I
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: have to go with this other pretend sister to this.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: I'd be like, think you what yes, believes sister?
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: No?
• 36:41
  Speaker 10: Not?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: If no, there's no chance? What kind of relationship? Dude,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: your sister did this to you? Would you not be offended?
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: My sister was in the Greek life too, or she
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: would understand.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: No, she would not.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: And uh, Sophia, I think you know where we stand.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: Good luck.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: This is one of those life lessons where you just
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: got to be clear, concise, not vague or ambiguous, just
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: be honest.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: And I can't wait to hear about Tam and Paula too.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: Well it is a kiss FM all day long.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Today's National Pizza with Everything Day. How the heck did
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: these days get to be days? These things? Pizza day?
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: Fine? But pizza with all toppings on it? I don't know.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Ye how did I think of them? And who thought
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: of them? And why?
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Just quickly, while we're here, I do not have a
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: problem within everything bagel or pizza with everything on it?
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: I really don't do have a problem with that. Don't
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: you like on it?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Everything?
• 37:34
  Speaker 10: See?
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: To me, it's so many things you don't really care too.
• 37:38
  Speaker 8: Everything really for me. The poppy says, yeah, to taste
• 37:44
  Speaker 8: for me that I don't like Lincoln garlic, like garlic
• 37:48
  Speaker 8: flaky stuff on there.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: It's for me, Leslie here in Pasadena, Leslie, good morning,
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: it's Seacrest, it's Sicini.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: It's not drinking, Tanya. How can we help you?
• 38:01
  Speaker 13: Okay, so I'm wondering, can you fix photogenic.
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: Photos?
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Someone who's photogenic?
• 38:09
  Speaker 13: Yeah, someone is not photogenic? Oh so okay, So basically
• 38:16
  Speaker 13: I've been seeing this guy for almost a year and
• 38:19
  Speaker 13: he's really hot, like super nice looking. But it's weird
• 38:24
  Speaker 13: because he does not photograph well at all.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Oh this is interesting because yeah, like yeah, yeah, so
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: that happens.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: So now because he doesn't photograph, Well, you tell everybody's hot,
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: then you put a picture up with him and they're like,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: he's not as hot as you say he is.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: You're like, no, he is in person.
• 38:46
  Speaker 13: Well it's even like my friends agree with me that
• 38:49
  Speaker 13: he's like they've met him. They agree he's hot, but
• 38:52
  Speaker 13: they're poto like why does he look so bad in pictures?
• 38:55
  Speaker 13: Like I'll take fifty photos and I go through all
• 38:58
  Speaker 13: of them and he looks ter.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, well I want to just point out the glass
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: half full here. Real life hot is better than photo hot.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: So check out boy.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Now let's talk about what I'm hearing that he's hot.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: I'm curious to know as a guy, right, Leslie and
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: your friends?
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: What makes him real life hot? Like? What's hot about
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: this guy?
• 39:22
  Speaker 13: I mean, you know, he's fit, has like a good
• 39:25
  Speaker 13: head of hair, he like has I guess I don't know,
• 39:29
  Speaker 13: good bone structure. He has lips, which you know not
• 39:35
  Speaker 13: every guy.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: Has guys without lips. What are they like?
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, like a no lip guy? Yeah that's not good.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: No, you need like some juicy in that, Leslie.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: How tall is he because that matters? He's tall, he's
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: like six foot Oh that's nice.
• 39:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: I had a physical, just had it and I went
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: through a moment of depression at my physical because are
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: you shrinking?
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Are you five seven?
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: Five seven too cute? I was five nine like yesterday seven.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: Now we put him back to back with Robbie, and
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: Robbie is five nine, But.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: We should measure Robbie. Now, maybe he's shrinking too.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: Maybe it was a flawed test.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a lot of inches to shrink.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you I barely came to work afterwards.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: One inch.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Guys don't want to shrink anything that's true nothing. So
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Leslie uh fit hair, juicy lips, and he's tall. I look,
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I don't see the Who cares if he's not photo hot,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: he's hot in real life.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: That's what you want?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Well, can you give her some tips?
• 40:43
  Speaker 12: Ryan?
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: Because you're pretty good, You're pretty photogenic, and when we
• 40:45
  Speaker 8: take pictures with you, you don't your face like stays.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: The same in like twenty pictures that we take.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Ryan, You're not good looking in real life, you're better
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: in photos.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Why does your go to that?
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: I did not say that much better in person than
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: you are?
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: And you are photogenic? So can you give her some tips?
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Do you do anything?
• 41:05
  Speaker 10: Do you like?
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Are you like saying a word when you smile?
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: So, Tania, just let me go through this because he's
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: giving me a good moment in life after I shrunk Leslie.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: So here's what he could do if he wants to,
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: you know, up that photogenet game. I tend to I
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: put my chin down, but then I also like when
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: I smile, I go I make an actual sound when
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: I laugh. Now some might think it's cheesy, but hey, it.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: Gets the job done.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: I was forgetting about those photos that you do. Those
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: are good. I was thinking about your selfie, face the mouth,
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: open the eyes.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: Listen.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: This is a non problem problem, but thank you so
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: much for listening.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: Do you like the guys? You have a brain?
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Is he like funny and clever and keeps you interested
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: and ask questions and cares about you and is curious?
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: Is any of that?
• 41:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 41:55
  Speaker 13: I mean all of that. It's really good. I just
• 41:57
  Speaker 13: I can't really like post him on Instagram.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: Okay, who cares, Leslie.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: If you can't post them on Instagram, you can just
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: go spend time with them in your apartment.
• 42:09
  Speaker 13: Okay, that's a good point.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Bye, question and we have to wrap. Would
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: you rather be in the wild hot or Instagram hot?
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Tanya in the wild, hot in the flesh Mikayla?
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Uh yes, let's take a break.
• 42:30
  Speaker 10: That's it for us.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: Today, kiss up them.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: We're back tomorrow with some more action, including a second
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: date update. Thanks guys, have a good one. Yes, it's
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: kiss up.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: Thanks for listening to On Air with Ryan Seacrest. Make
• 42:44
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