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• Prison Fights & Gangster Flicks—Just Backyard Talk!: Hey, what didn't I send you something? You haven't sent me nothing in a minute, homie. Fool your f trippin' dog. You just you just ignore me. How you doing, Uk? You ready to get this started? Ignore you. I text you back within three seconds flat, homie. what about Diddy getting getting getting beat up in jail? So I have one of that. Okay. All right. So we kinda have this the same kind of stuff. All right. Hey. I already started filming, brother. I like to give everybody a little sneak I give everybody a little sneak peek into what happens behind the mayhem before the for the dust settles, homie. You remember when you used to go to the VHS store and I think even maybe Blockbuster had them and you'd see there was like a little room with a little curtain, you're like, What's in there? Yeah, they're like, You can't go in there, that's where the that's where the the adult the adult content is. All I would do is try to get sneak a little I'm trying to just sneak a peek at a cover, bro. I'm that's how horny I was back then. I just want to see a cover. That would have that would have done me good for a a week. You know what I mean? Video market, bro, on Van Lyes, Van Nice and just past the five freeway. Yeah, but It didn't even matter for you 'cause you were already all going crazy in those LA Express. Remember you were grabbing all those Yeah. Hey. I used to go to my dad's work, they would have him in the bathroom. I go in there for three hours. Yeah, if it was looking for me, I was in there going through that LA Express. Hey, brother, you know which time it is, it's quickie style, my man. Quick qu DJ quick style. So we kinda changed our format, right? We're just trying to do it more like backyard backyard boogie, you know. Backyard what is it? What? Backyard banter. Hold on, Desiree's calling me. What? And back. So what was it? Backyard what backyard banter, right? That's what it was? Yeah, dog. So let's just get it going. I grabbed three of the hottest stories out right now. I I picked this first one because I don't know if you want me to say it, but I know we had this talk off what is it called? Off off hours. Director. Offline. That's what I always say at work, babies. Hey, let's take this offline. That means you're in trouble. But I don't know if you wanted to keep this offline or you're okay with me admitting that you got a little you said you're you get a little you're attracted to little little people or just little women or little Yeah, little women, right? Little people. Not the book. Not the book either. Not the book, yeah, yeah. That that movie was good though. That movie's good. But okay, so anyway, so if you heard the Wait, wait, wait. Yeah. I like how you're like, I don't know if you wanna talk about it and you just talk about Well, I thought you gave me the yeah, the go ahead. 'Cause normally you'd be like Don't say nothing. I I told you in private. I like dwarfs. I like you know, I like I like little ones. Little peeps. So have you heard of this this show called Seven Little Johnstons? you know what? I think I have. Okay, well. That's where they're both they're both small, right? Yeah, they're little heads. So one of the stars of this ch is this chick, Anna Johnston. And I'm looking at right now and as Ray says she's all I don't know if I could if I could go little. I mean I've gone to probably about as little as I can go with dirty. I think she's four four six. These people are even smaller. Smaller, I think this chick is is pulling in at a 3-8. But she's she's thick, bro. I'm gonna show a couple pictures. But the only thing that throws me off is she's got a big ass f which I guess I could work with. But she other than that, everything else looks top-notch. Anyways, so guess what? So first off, I don't even know how, but she was driving a car. How does she drive a car if she's that little? But even worse, apparently she she thinks like the way you think, drinking and driving is okay. This chick was Hey bro, chill. chill, chill, chill. That's doomer I have never condoned for perched. That one definitely offline. Okay. So she got arrested in Georgia after they cop saw her car park parked on the side of the highway. And so they just were like, What's going on? They go there. She's all messed up. Her boyfriend, she was driving her man, Jeffrey Maservi. I wonder if he's a little head. And his cousin was also in there. So I guess they pulled her over. They're like, she's she was slurring her speech. This little head. Also, might be because she's little. I don't know. Don't don't they slur their speech? But they asked her to take a breathalyzer. Yeah, she was like, Give me that sucker. And they're like, All right. Cops say she blew a point one three nine. Okay. So I have two things. First off, should you be driving at point one three nine? Anything If you I heard I saw the the billboard that said buzz driving is drunk driving, so Yeah, true. Take an Uber, bro. I don't understand this. Take an Uber. It's so easy nowadays. So you're in those little towns? Come on, man. Hey, chill with that little talk. Yeah, okay. See that that's a difference between you. I'm a I'm a dick outwardly. You throw little, little low low key dick comments. The little Remember, you were talking about your black ball to it last week? I was like, damn, this fool, man. You you love taking shots. Anyways, so okay, so you are against her drinking and driving. But here's what I would argue if I haven't her lawyer. First off, she's about three three six. you could probably fit her in your back pocket. So what's a point one three nine? Did she have a a shot of beer or a shot of wine? Like, bro. She's tiny, of course. If she even has one regular beer, she's probably stumbling. So I think they should relax. No, you think they should relax the rules for little people? They obviously, bro, it's already hard enough for her for them to get through life. Now we're gonna only let them have a a half a sip of an alcohol drink and then and they're blowing.139. So a part of me feels bad for her. But then they have her and I'll show this one as well. They have her mugshot, and she's like this. She's smiling like it's her birthday, bro. So what's your take? What's your take first on little people? What's your take on little people driving? Wow. What's your take on are you still, are you willing to admit here on camera that you're attracted to little people? And what is it? Is it the legs or what do you like about them? Is it just like they're like they're like bite sized or like snack packs or what? I like it. I like how you're giving me three three opportunities to get myself canceled. I'm gonna I'm gonna tiptoe oncelled. Yeah, I'm gonna tip I'm gonna tiptoe on Nick Shell's and try to answer to the best of my ability. One, my opinion is that I mean they're cool. I mean there's I I feel like they're cool. That's it? They're cool. They are cool. They're cool. I So you're saying a little person can't be a dick? You know, you know, I told you right that one of my homies from from elementary, he's a he's a he's a little person. Yeah, and the fame the famous guy or whatever? Yeah, bro. I think he's the s shortest man in North America. Some What is he, one one foot eight or something? Bro, he's small. I don't know exact sac sack guy, but can you you know what? He's probably the one that I I interacted with when I was younger. I remember back then he was like a celebrity, bro. He was a celebrity in in in even even then already? He was already in Damn. He was he used I remember he came out like on a on a Spanish talk show and then Everybody in school knew him, everybody wanted to be his friend. Yeah. I remember bro, even in in class, I remember to do current events or whatever. He would have a would have a partner. okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who was in And then yeah, he would be gone. Okay, he's gonna go do a show and he'd be gone and he'd come back. And then he actually had a I don't know if you know who Billy Bardi is. Billy Bardy, no. He was a real famous like actor back in the day. He's a he's a little person as well. And Damn, bro. What are you who are you hanging out with, man? All little people or what? No regular size school? This is no, this is this is elementary, right? So so my homeboy was in that in that school. And he actually came to visit Billy Bardi, the actor. Came to visit because of because of the homie, yeah. Because of little man. And then I I knew him through middle school, high school, and then he's he's just done a bunch of stuff, bro. You can look him up. Yeah. Billy Bar as far as far as Do I think they should drink and drive? I don't think anybody should drink and drive. I don't care who I don't care who you Ding, ding, ding, ding. Look at that, brother. Good answer. And what was the last one? are you s do you still have a attraction to little people? And what what is it that attracts you so much to them? I have no idea. There's all there's all kinds of weird stuff that I like. And I mean maybe we go down that list one day. It's probably like a two hour show, but Damn. Yeah, man. it's just I don't know. I I f I'm I I have a I don't have a type. So if you ever if you ever think, that's what he likes or nah, bro. I I just don't. I I I think I it's whatever catches my eye and it doesn't necessarily have to be just that or not that. it's it is what it is. I've I've embraced it. I I've I've been cool with it. That's dope. Here's my only thing. Did I ever tell you the story of when I was in Papa Zambier on a a three day cruise and there was one of them one of them little heads running around? Did I ever tell you that story? I don't think so. Okay, cool. So here we go, filthy peace story time. So this was years ago because I went with buddy and so we went on a just us two, just a straight hunting mission, hunting trip. You know what I mean? We just went to to hunt, basically. The Serengeti. Straight to the Serengeti. Yeah, yeah. Gazelles everywhere back then too. so anyway, so on the Saturday you dock in Ensenada and of course you go hit the local spots, the bars, the strip club, the Food joints, the street tacos, and then you end your day. You get over there about one or two and it's popping, pop as a beer. So, anyways, we get in there and everyone's just like on a different type of level. I'm like, what's going on? It's packed, people are yelling. It's just it's gassed up more than even normal. And all of a sudden we look because we see something kind of like have you ever just been walking and like maybe like an eagle or a hawk flies over you and You're just like, is that? You just go like, you you fill it over you, but so we just like look up. They were straight. Everybody in that place was so drunk. Well, let me tell you at first, this little dwarf, I guess, right? It's not a midge. A little dwarf is running around, but he's cool. He's like drinking, he's partying, he's he's having a great time. Everyone's just kind of rubbing him on the head, like, hey, pointing to their friends. Look at this. There's a little head in here and taking pictures with him. By the end. of the day when it's about an hour to go before you gotta get back onto the ship, everybody in that place is sh all of a sudden, people are picking that fool up and just playing catches them, throwing him to their buddies who are like who are like across the room, bro. And this fool's just like, and he's trying to like laugh and have a good time 'cause he's probably buzzed too, but he's also like, hey man, like, can we chill? I squat, I'm trying to hear Scoop too, right? So anyway, so they play catch. I don't know if they're playing keep away or pickle. They're playing they're they're playing with this fool for about a good half an hour. Finally, like I think the management comes in, like, hey, y'all gotta chill. Guess how they rewarded that fool? Because everyone felt bad. A lot of a lot of chicks are like, that's not right. He's little, he he deserves full full size rights. Not little, you know what I mean? Like, don't, you know, don't mess him up because he's a little man. Guess what they do? They don't do this that much in Insta anymore. It's not that wild. On stage, they start playing Probably something Tupac, probably how do you want it or something. And all these little white chicks go up there and what do they start doing? Start pulling start start pulling their shirts off, bras off, everything. And they're doing, they're doing what is it called? Boob shots? Full body shots. And guess who gets thrown up there? The little dwarf and the they're like picking the little dwarf up. They're like putting them on, like having him do body shots off their boobs. I mean, he ended up having the time of life. He's over there slapping ass. They don't even feel it 'cause their hands are like Or this, that small. So he's over here just slapping ass left and right. Chicks aren't even don't even feel it. They don't even look down. You know what I mean? I'm like So then when we walk back, I'm like, damn bro, I was telling my buddy Andy, I'm like, I kinda wish I was at this point three foot eight because that fool had a way better time than me. I struck out, bro, I didn't pull nothing. Meanwhile this dude's getting tossed around and he's doing shots. So anyways, I just wanted to give that give that that little experience I had with him. It just seems like any time them fools walk in a room Everybody loves them. Everyone's like, maybe it's 'cause they think that they're they're like whoopaloopas or something. Like they just bring enjoyment or like, you know, you only see in like sometimes in circuses. I don't see a lot of running around here, so I don't know where they're all at. I don't know where they're in Connecticut or something? I don't know. But wherever they wherever they stash hey, those people are cool because they get any party started and they make people happy. You see walk in, you're like, hell yeah. Let me go let me go hug this little sucker. So Shout out to these little Johnstons. But yeah, this little chick should not be drinking. So let's move on. This one I know you want to talk about. Your boy, bro, Diddy. So he's just, ever since they said he's getting out early, now all I hear is him getting in trouble, him getting in trouble, getting in trouble. So first off he got in trouble because Apple was just on a cell phone like this, on the bed, chilling, talking to a chick in his in his bunk. Now I just saw the story today. Apparently, this fool got into a fight with another infamous inmate, a Jamaican drug lord known as Duddus or Dudus. Dudus or Duddus? Duddus. And I guess this Duddus, he kind of like runs that it's a it's a it's a low security facility, but he kind of he's running sh over there. So I guess Diddy got everybody in trouble. Who knows? This fool's probably like Doesn't want to shut up or doesn't want to turn the TV off when they're supposed. He's probably just acting like he's so privileged. So anyways, everybody got in trouble for something Diddy do Diddy Diddy Diddy did. And so now Dudis, Dudis squared up with Diddy, like, hey bro, you you know, I'm gonna you're gonna pay for all this crap you're doing. They started scrapping, and apparently this Duddus got the best of They said he cracked his head. They had to rush Diddy to the hospital, and now I think he's out of the hospital, but now they're both in solitary confinement. In the shoe. In the shoe. So my question to you is I think we talked about this the last time, but what it I guess Diddy doesn't want to act like a punk and he already thinks people think he's a punk, so he's trying to act hard in there. But why you know fools are gonna first he's gonna have the spotlight on him, he's gonna have all the attention. Why doesn't this fool just keep his mouth shut? Why is he all in the background and and dancing in the like you what I Like, bro, go to your cell and do your time. I don't know. What's you what's your take on on Diddy and what would you do if you were in there and Diddy was acting up like that? Would you put hands on on the famous Diddy? I don't I don't know because I I I figured he'd be he'd be obviously segregated. I don't think he'd be I I figured he'd have like special treatment, he'd be in his own cell, he'd be like the foos and good fellas. Remember they're in there cooking. You like that, you like that, huh? teaser. Teaser. I what is it? I Y I K Y K. I Y no KY or whatever. If you know, you I Y K Y K. Okay, sorry, go for it. Okay. If you know, you know. So yeah, no, I just figured he'd be in there. I mean, bro, he this fool's got money. Yeah. You know, I'm I'm sure he's not hurting for money. I'm sure he's still got money coming in. So I figured he'd have his own like private cell, you know, whatever. But maybe that's why he's dealing with this Jamaican drug lord. But I figure, man, figure they would have put hands on that for a long time ago. Yeah. I would've been maybe people you know what I bet too is a lot of the inmates are kissing his ass because when he gets out, he'll probably hook up hook me up or hey, I'll I'll I'll hire you guys as security or something. You know what mean? yeah, I'll get you a demo. Some dumb shit like that. But I would think I I would thought it would have been the opposite. People were gonna be trying to take shots at him because I want to take a shot. Hey, I knocked out Diddy. I knocked out Diddy. That's what I'm saying. I I I figured I figured they they were g they would be going at him, trying to mess him up, trying to hurt him, trying to do something. Right. And then but like I said, I don't know if he's untouchable or or if he's just surrounded by a bunch of good fellas, but it it's it's yeah, man. I mean like when I heard it I was like, damn, they but that's crazy though, 'cause he didn't he didn't really mess him up that bad. I mean they took him to the hospital, but I just heard he's his yeah, I heard he's okay, but I heard his head, but that's about it. That head got cracked. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? A part of me is kind of getting a little bit more respect for him because he seems pretty down. He's throwing in there, you know what I mean? He could be Diddy and be like, hey, take care of this doo-doo's dudus for me, and I'll give you all I'll I'll I'll wire you, you know, two thousand, ten thousand bucks for whoever jumps is for. I'll put it on your books. Yeah, like he could do anything like that. And he's still throwing down. So I give him credit. I think he's trying to earn a little bit of that street cred because everybody's always said that fool's so soft. That fool's so soft. But yeah, and you know what? I I don't I don't care for the guy either. So I've never been Were you sad when you found out he got beat up? Was I sad? Yeah, I thought you I thought you know, hey, have you heard I'm sad? Crying emoji. Okay. Now who now who's making up stuff? Now who's making up stuff? No, I I never really liked the guy. I I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie, I did like when he was producing Biggie and I did like that double album that he released. There's some good hitters on there. Yeah, even though he can't rap, he had a bunch he had Mace on there, he Big He had a whole bunch of dudes and and it was good. I'll I'll give I'll give that credit. But him as a person and just what I've heard and just what I've seen. It's easy to be And on that show where he'd make all those kids go run around and do all kinds of crazy Give me some cheesecake. Yeah, give me cheesecake at one in the morning. I just a sugar cookie. He just came off as a dick. And then the way he talked to the girls, remember in what was it? Dan Danity Kane and they said he that one chick, what's the main one? I don't know, the Aubrey. She said that he w he tried to bone her and said, Hey, come up to the room, let's f or something. Here he said, Now you're a woman. Now everybody wants you, so I'll go ahead and take you. Something like that. She was just like, she's She didn't she didn't go bang him and then after that he fired her. Like that. It's just like, bro, you're a you're a dick. You're a creep. Hey, what about the fact that he beat up Cast before like just completely mad? And people just act people honestly act like that was just a normal little fight. He's kicking her in the head. He's throwing her. She's running for her life. And people just kind of blow that like it almost like it didn't even happen. I don't know. Yeah. And again, it's horrible. If he did that in I don't public, bro. Imagine what it does behind closed doors. Exactly. And those those prisoners, because they're supposedly in prison, I mean I learned this when I was in Folsom, but there's a code of conduct, bro. If you're in there for like any kind of assault on women child, you get you get marked and you get worked. Luckily I was I was free of all that. How many people do you have to shank? They make you shank No study or initiation. Nah, nah, nah. That was back when I used to do boxing class and everything. So these hands were the only shanks I needed. Nah. They couldn't take those weapons away, huh? WMDs. Uncle, can we get serious for once, bro? Dang, this is why people get mad because they're like, hey, these two just clown around. Who's getting mad? I don't see no comments getting mad at me. At you. it's all about you, huh? Remember when you called me out when I was like, what? I get an award. You're like, it's not about you, bro. I was trying to get an award for the show, and you're like, for me? Yeah, that was a dick. That was a ditty that was a ditty move. okay, let's go on. This is another I did you ever watch Breaking Bad? I did not. Jesus. You're killing me, brother. Anyways. Eight seasons of having a life, bro. yeah. Hey, Caesars is a laying pipe down, my homie. Yeah. That's what you that what you're saying? okay. Well, one of the he was pretty much a main star. He was the son of Walter White. Walter White. How do you know you've never seen it? I've watched it probably three times already, the whole show. Walter White, that's his son. And it was always kind of like I didn't get it because they didn't really understand, I didn't really understand the point of. I thought they made him handicapped. 'Cause he would he would walk with two walkers. I don't know what he had, one of those palsies or something. But I never I was like, why would they just make that kid not sick? What is it? I was about to say that's not the word. I actually I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm hopefully I bleep that. But with a a disability. He had a disability. And I was like, why would they why would they do that? I didn't understand the point. it didn't it just it didn't make a point, but I guess that he actually had that in real life. He is an actor. He has been in other other shows, I guess, and movies. Anyways, he just passed away and he's a young kid. He's like he's probably thirty-five, right? So at first I was like, I think me and Des were talking about it. And I was like, she was like, Yeah, I bet he he died 'cause of his sickness, his health or whatever. Then I go look up, no, it looks like it was it was suicide. He he took his own life. So I'm like, Okay, maybe 'cause he was always, you know, he was always messed up. So he was like Yeah, suffering, life's not worthy. No, why he took his life? Apparently, his he was engaged or he's had has like a serious girlfriend, and the mom, his real life mom, and the girlfriend did not get along. So finally the girlfriend had enough and said, if you don't like cut this off with your mom, then we're breaking up because it's just like she's too much. Have you do you know any? just offhand. Do you know any overbearing moms that get involved in their kids' relationships like that? Just curious. a a mom that takes up fights for their kids and not their ro not their romantic life, but maybe interactive life. Yeah. Maybe the way they interact with with certain people that are in their in their life. I mean, I know some of that, but not to that extreme. Hopefully not. You know what I mean? I will I will say this. Yeah, say talk to me on my before I say something. On my TikTok, I don't know what video I watched. But it's this girls posts and I guess it's it's I guess an AI generated I guess song or or songs. Uh-huh. based on her interactions with her mother in law. sh. So the it and then it's like so it'll pop up the text message and then she's like, how and then it goes into like a song and it's like I guess the the grandma is like, I'm gonna stop by and I'm gonna pick up the the baby and take her to the country club and and the the girlfriend's like, wait, what? She's like, Yeah, that's my baby too, so I have the ride and bro, it's insane, bro. Like I I don't know if it's real. I don't if it's not, it's very, very well well written. I guarantee it probably is. I watched one, bro, and every time I open TikTok, a couple of videos down and it's like that girl and it's another text message. Now the mom is like trying to take family pictures and she says, you know, we we the pictures are on Saturday. Have the girls dr buy a dress and before you buy it, send it so I can approve it and no in laws. It's only direct family. So it's like, bro, it's insane. So yeah, I I I can I can see that. like I said, I don't I don't know anybody that the mom is involved like that as far as being direct with the romantic part of the bit, but I've heard of other cases where they have certain opinions and certain defense mechanisms that are brought out against certain people. But hey, man, to each their own, I can't I can't comment on that. yeah, I'm not gonna comment on it 'cause I'm getting jacked up again. I'm about to say some things that I shouldn't, but the only thing I am gonna say is and I'm not a perfect parent by any means. I'm not the one I I haven't wrote a book. I haven't told anyone, hey, I've never told you Louie, hey Louie, you need to be doing this with Nick. You need to be doing this with na nah, that ain't hey, everybody runs their own house. I know how it is. To each their own. Believe me, to each their own, and we don't know what everybody's going through in their own household. You know what mean? So I but one thing I will say is I've seen way too many Mothers that will not stay out of their sons' lives, bro. Leave these kids alone. Let them live. You raised them. Now guess what you do? You have you ever grown a plant or a tree? You grow it, you water it, you nurture it, you talk to it. Come on, baby, grow, grow, grow. But then guess what? When that thing's full grown, I hope it produces some fruit and that's it. My job is done. You know what I mean? Like, hey, your job is done, mothers. Leave these boys alone. God, that's just anyways. So the going back to that story, that's just sad that the fact that the mother and the girlfriend could not get along and the son it drove him crazy or he didn't want to pick, maybe he knew, you know, how do you pick? How do you be quick how do you pick between your psycho mom and your girlfriend? Like, you know what I mean? It's it's too hard it's too hard to pick. So maybe he took the easy way out. So if that is the case, and again, I don't know whole story, that's that's sad. But anyway. Yeah, that sucks. Let's move on to hopefully some brighter things. Let's go to you ever remember the thing we ever did? It's called comment of the week, homie? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Well remember when they they said that I that I was the greatest co-host of all time? Who said that? I deserve My Mom? You didn't see them? I think 50,000 likes, I think. Hey, well, Desiree's been dying to get her comments read and now she's going crazy on comments, so On the last quickie one where my sister commented remember she just put I don't think she was happy she put TMI period and next time no did she say no ball talk? No. What did she say? if if you haven't watched the video, click the link and it's a it's a couple episodes back. She No Ball talk. Yeah, something like that. Basically she did not sound happy, so yeah. Sorry about that, sis, but hey. Sorry about that. That's a part of being on the backyard banner. Sometimes you get going on a subject, you don't know where it's gonna take you, bro. Have you ever just driven down a road unk and you're like, you know what? I don't got anywhere to be. I'm gonna just take this to see what happens, see where it leads me. That's what I did. I I I grabbed onto that ball talk and I ran with it. Was it the best decision? Probably pro probably not. It probably wasn't the best decision, but hey, it's a decision. I gotta live with it, right? No regrets. No rat rats. all right, Uncle. So Desiree, she said, my God, OMG, this whole episode. Yes, please, trigger warnings. I think that was one also where I slapped her ass. I mean, she's in on it. If you don't want to be in on it, don't be throwing your ass around here, right? Like so, I mean come throw your ass over here and expect us to not get slapped. You know what I mean? What's our saying? We don't you don't throw a stake in front of a a Leon, brother. Come on, brother. That's true. so that was Desiree's comment. Then she was talking about the Trump too, the Trump two. She said people need to stop with translating what he is saying. We aren't teachers and he isn't a toddler. Damn, we shouldn't have to figure out what he is trying to say. Agreed. damn Dez, hey, chill out on all these comments, bro. They're all you. my mom commented. The last time she commented was on that the family heirloom one. She put awesome. She put, I hope it's a success. And then she put, what's the next step? I hope it explodes. All right, mom. So there's there's a little positivity. Good virtues. somebody, remember we were, I don't know what we were talking about. I think we're, it was on one of the shorts. And we were talking about the eagles. Are they birds? Are they mammals? Or what the hell are they? This put this person, Alexander Duncan. That's a proper name, bro. That's like, damn. Yeah. How'd that guy find us? Alexander Duncan the third. I'm gonna like his comments. Maybe he'll see it come back. they are not birds. They are raptors? What does that mean? Is that because like people say dinosaurs came from birds or something? I have no idea. Okay, raptors. I have no idea either. And then you had a comment too, but I don't know where it's gone. Desiree on her last one. This was last week. She said, I don't I never get a comment of the week. And then she put like a a sad emoji. And then you put, you gotta say something offensive. He likes he. damn. This he don't even call me Neff. He just says he. That mother effer over there likes to fight with people. Damn. Look at you and Des teaming up against me. Yeah. So those were the comments of the week. Hey, people. Comment so we could throw them up here, we could talk about give it yeah, and you know what? I do like to fight. I love to fight over com over over text and comments, but you told me sparring. You told me not to do it anymore, right? Like it doesn't get anywhere when you do that. So I've kind of I've stopped because I know you get all you get all scared. Yeah. I'm gonna tell you this. You you I'm not a big fan of your your impersonations. It doesn't get anywhere. And then when you do daz and or when you do your mom, your mom's like you make her sound all crazy. I don't make her sound cra are you joking right now? Are you trying to turn the tables on me? How do I make her sound crazy? The last thing I said was, remember she was like, You you the air or no, my water bill was with the toilet. Well, yeah, the water bill was sixty dollars. That's how she talks. What do you what do you think she talks like? Hey, hey, Pete, get your ass over here, fix this damn toilet. No, she's like Well, Polly, can you fix the toilet? That's how she talks, bro. What about Dez? What about Des? Do Dez. Des? How do I do Dez? Say something. You don't make you don't you don't make me the number one comment. You don't it sounds like the same it's the same accent that I do for my mom. I only have one accent, bro. I'm not a what are those d I'm not Fred Norris from the Howard Cern show, bro. Fred, hell yeah. Marboro. Did I? Was it just in a deep voice? That's also my Thanos voice. Desiree's Desiree's trying to hijack the show again. All right. Hey, Uncle, we gotta go. We have to go. You know why we have to go? Because I'm excited. I'm ready to do this next one. So this next show. Remember again, this is this is just a Sunday treat because we're nice guys and we want to give you, especially you ladies, a little something extra that your men ain't giving you. And that's attention. Right? maybe I should've cut that. Anyways, no but this is our little Sunday quickie, but really our Wednesdays, those are the real episodes where we really want to you really want you to tune in here and it's not as jokey, it's not as goofy. We try to talk about real stuff. This one coming up, we're talking about the most gangster movies of all time. Top five lists, a little draft in there, a little Uncle's Hot Seat, a little What e everything you can imagine we're gonna throw in there. From gangster movies from tomatoes. we should do a loved one. movies that make you cry. Movies that make you cry. We'll do that one next. but anyway, so the that's coming up next. I wanna jump to it. So I'm gonna cut this one short, huh? Hey, quickie style. We got wet, like we do. We tease them. I'm out the window. Yeah, I'm out the door too. I ain't gonna f I ain't gonna finish. I'm not even gonna finish. I'm out of here. You're gonna edge till next week, homie. I'm out of here, brother. Yeah, yeah. I'm going in full full loaded to the next episode. Alright, Uncle. I'm gonna shut it off. Thank you, my man. Thank you. That was truly a quickie. That was truly a quickie and a mess. And a miss or a mess? A mess, fool. Not a mess. That was a mess. Nay, we don't miss, bro. You saw hey, you saw in the last one my dart. I missed you, right? I could I was about to put that I was about to put that right under your forehead and I was like, nah, nah, that's a that's a that's a threat. That's a threat to Uncle. Alright, I've got it. You know me Dial, I wrote