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Dirty Little Secret:My Ex Has No Idea It's Me! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: It's Dirty Little Secret with Billy the Kid in the
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  Speaker 1: Morning on Mix 102.9.
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  Speaker 2: Brought to you by Mint Dentistry.
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  Speaker 1: It's time to confess. What's that secret? All right, it's
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  Speaker 1: Billy the Kid, Candice Lopez, Producer Pooh. You'll feel better,
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  Speaker 1: especially with these temperatures about to drop. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what that has to do with anything. But bottom line is,
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  Speaker 1: I think you'll feel better if you confess.
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  Speaker 2: More better. Yeah, more. Mo' better. Mo' better. Mo' better.
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  Speaker 3: 833-787-1029.
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  Speaker 2: Confess. You got a secret.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so I have a secret about my ex-boyfriend. And
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  Speaker 3: I know it makes me sound a little crazy. But honestly,
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  Speaker 3: I think it's hilarious. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I like crazy anyway, so that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: She's got a little evil laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the evil little laugh there, too. Good. So what
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  Speaker 2: are you doing? What's the secret?
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  Speaker 3: We broke up a couple months ago, and we were
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  Speaker 3: together for like two years, okay?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So we lived together for the last year, which, by
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  Speaker 3: the way, is when everything started falling apart. OK, so
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to say he he wasn't the worst boyfriend,
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  Speaker 3: but he definitely wasn't the best either. You know, I
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  Speaker 3: I never caught him cheating, but always suspected something. And
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  Speaker 3: then I I know he really moved on fast after
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  Speaker 3: we broke up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, which leads you to believe he was. See, when
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  Speaker 1: somebody moves on too fast, that does lead me to
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  Speaker 1: believe that they were cheating. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, okay. But you don't know that he was for sure.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if when we were together, but I feel,
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  Speaker 3: you know, here's the thing. The reason I know that
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  Speaker 3: he moved on is because, well, I still have access
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  Speaker 3: to all the security cameras at the house. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: You have access to it right now? Like, even though
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  Speaker 2: you don't live there anymore, you can see everything?
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  Speaker 3: Right now. I'm talking the ring camera at the front door,
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  Speaker 3: the backyard camera.
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  Speaker 2: Psycho.
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  Speaker 3: There's a camera in his living room. Wait, not only that,
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  Speaker 3: I still have access to his smart refrigerator, thermostat.
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  Speaker 2: Psycho.
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  Speaker 3: And every single light in the house. And I'm the
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  Speaker 3: one that set everything up because when we live together,
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  Speaker 3: he's just too technologically clueless to figure out how to
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  Speaker 3: remove me.
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  Speaker 1: So he doesn't even he hasn't even thought that that
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  Speaker 1: you can have access to this stuff.
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  Speaker 2: That's so what a dummy.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, not even you. And last week, literally the
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  Speaker 3: week after we broke up, I got an alert on
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  Speaker 3: my phone that some girl was showing up at the
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  Speaker 3: front door. And I was like, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: That sucks, though. That's awful. So that's not cool to see.
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  Speaker 3: That pissed me off.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely. So what are you doing? Are you doing
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  Speaker 1: anything with this, or are you just kind of having
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  Speaker 1: fun with it?
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  Speaker 3: I don't sit around watching him anymore, but... I do
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  Speaker 3: have fun messing with him. Okay. Sometimes in the middle
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  Speaker 3: of the night, I'll like turn the lights on really bright.
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  Speaker 3: And then I watch him walk around. He's all confused.
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  Speaker 3: And like, I'll leave lights on when he's at work and,
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  Speaker 3: you know, run up his bill. And this is one
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  Speaker 3: of my favorites is I turned the AC up to
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  Speaker 3: like 85, 90. And so when he gets home from work,
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  Speaker 3: it's hot.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God. That is so petty.
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  Speaker 1: So petty.
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  Speaker 3: It's those little petty things that make me feel better.
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  Speaker 3: I can't help it. He's a little older than me.
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  Speaker 3: And like we were talking about, he's terrible with technology.
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  Speaker 3: So he has no idea, I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: So you turn on the lights. So you turn the
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  Speaker 1: lights on and confuse them at night. You turn the AC.
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  Speaker 1: And you leave the lights on all day. So it
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  Speaker 1: runs up his bill. That's funny. I can't help but laugh.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: It could be worse.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the best part. You know it's coming up. Halloween
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  Speaker 3: is coming up. And I'm already thinking about how I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to make it make the houses.
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  Speaker 1: That is hysterical. But I know this happened to a
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  Speaker 1: friend of mine, too. So my friend, they broke up.
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  Speaker 1: And when they broke up, he had some other girl
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  Speaker 1: come over and his ex-girlfriend showed up.
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  Speaker 2: It's because she still had access to the ring doorbell camera.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And she's like, oh, really? You're this fast, huh? This fast. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it happened. You even have access to his refrigerator? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Everything.
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  Speaker 2: Is there a camera in there?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: There's a camera in the refrigerator? There's a camera in mine.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 2: There is? I can access the camera.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, everywhere. Is that like that Samsung thing?
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, so you can update your grocery list? Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: I can see what's going on in my house. It's
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  Speaker 2: got a camera in and out.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: You know what? Be petty. Who cares? Life's short.
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  Speaker 3: Be petty.
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  Speaker 2: You're not doing anything crazy. I wouldn't want to watch, though.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be a little bit weirded out if I was
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  Speaker 2: watching his cameras. Yeah, for real. But turn it on
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  Speaker 2: and off the lights. Oh, well. Why not? That's funny.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I used to do it when I was a kid.
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  Speaker 1: I would take a remote control, a universal remote control,
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  Speaker 1: and go to people's windows and turn the channels on
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  Speaker 1: the TV.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you're... No. Yeah. I love it.
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  Speaker 2: Hoodrat Billy would do that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's funny.
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  Speaker 3: Anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you for your secret and enjoy the pettiness
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  Speaker 1: and happy early Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: Good for you.
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  Speaker 3: Happy Halloween. Thanks for the validation.