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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ooh, which whis my LEAs iris.
- 0:02Speaker 2: Son party in the USA. Don't know why I got
- 0:04Speaker 2: my hands up the play of my song the.
- 0:07Speaker 1: Buddy, Probably because you were just celebrating New Year's Eve
- 0:11Speaker 1: and it's the day after New Year's Day. It's the second.
- 0:14Speaker 1: I guarantee you're not as good of a mood at
- 0:17Speaker 1: the time that this comes out as you are right now,
- 0:18Speaker 1: because you're back to work and that sucks.
- 0:21Speaker 2: Yes, And I guarantee if I made any New Year's resolution,
- 0:24Speaker 2: which is what I do every year, and that's gonna
- 0:27Speaker 2: lose weight somehow, I keep gaining and I guarantee already
- 0:30Speaker 2: broke by New Year's resolution, guarantee January second, if I
- 0:33Speaker 2: even made it that long?
- 0:35Speaker 1: Are you guys New Year's people, I'm not. I've never
- 0:37Speaker 1: had a resolution, and I'm going to be on this
- 0:40Speaker 1: on this planet the simulation for forty years. Yeah, and
- 0:43Speaker 1: I'm this isn't gonna be the year I.
- 0:45Speaker 3: Start, you know, I haven't. Uh, I haven't celebrated in
- 0:50Speaker 3: New Year's since the last time I was like super
- 0:53Speaker 3: drunk and hungover and that was like two thousand and seven. Like,
- 0:57Speaker 3: so no, yeah, I don't not not much of a
- 0:58Speaker 3: New Year's guy.
- 1:00Speaker 1: It different too once you have kids, because one, when
- 1:02Speaker 1: you have young kids, then you gotta get a babysitter.
- 1:05Speaker 1: You gotta you know, sucker in a family member, grandparent
- 1:08Speaker 1: or something if they happen to live close to be
- 1:10Speaker 1: like you want to watch the kids, but not only that,
- 1:12Speaker 1: like then being hungover, and you know, having to take
- 1:15Speaker 1: care of children is just as bad, if not worse.
- 1:19Speaker 1: And you know, it's it's harder there. Like we haven't
- 1:22Speaker 1: been out. I haven't been out in probably a decade
- 1:25Speaker 1: for New Year's. Like, well, we'll do stuff around the
- 1:27Speaker 1: house with the kids, you know, do the ball drop
- 1:29Speaker 1: all that stuff by little party little party hats and
- 1:32Speaker 1: the whistles whatever the hell those are. But it's a
- 1:35Speaker 1: much different scene.
- 1:38Speaker 2: Yeah, it's uh. I usually stay home as well, and
- 1:40Speaker 2: it's uh kind of give credit to the Eastern time
- 1:44Speaker 2: zone because I just let my kids watch the New
- 1:46Speaker 2: York ball and drop and I'm like, all right, guys,
- 1:48Speaker 2: hey there it is. And they're like, yeah, I don't
- 1:50Speaker 2: really want to see up to midnight either. I'm like
- 1:52Speaker 2: me neither. Let's just go to bed. So we usually
- 1:55Speaker 2: watch the half we're in bed, we hear people chatting
- 1:58Speaker 2: on the TV. You know, like, are still awake by
- 2:01Speaker 2: it must be midnight?
- 2:01Speaker 3: Cool? You know you're getting old when you start celebrating
- 2:05Speaker 3: countries that are five and sixty hours ahead of you.
- 2:07Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, what's the one? What would be before
- 2:12Speaker 1: us on the eastern? Would it be London?
- 2:16Speaker 3: Yeah, we'd probably saw in London or Iceland or something
- 2:19Speaker 3: like that.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Yeah, huh. I'm gonna try that move this year and
- 2:21Speaker 1: see if it. See if it pans out Portugal, we'll
- 2:25Speaker 1: run with the bulls. Watch there is that what they
- 2:28Speaker 1: do to mm hmm? Interesting?
- 2:32Speaker 3: So you could it is four o'clock here, so it
- 2:34Speaker 3: would be ten o'clock in Portugal.
- 2:36Speaker 1: That's that's I don't think I can sell that one.
- 2:39Speaker 3: Ten o'clock in England.
- 2:40Speaker 1: So yeah, that's never my six hour difference. Well, hey,
- 2:44Speaker 1: New Year starts at six this year?
- 2:46Speaker 3: Kids, yep.
- 2:51Speaker 2: Anyway, screen go black and white? Was that just right?
- 2:54Speaker 3: Was that just?
- 2:56Speaker 1: I mean, all looks good on my end if you're
- 2:59Speaker 1: having it, do you smell burnt toast?
- 3:01Speaker 2: No? But it's going ven we'll see on both ends
- 3:03Speaker 2: it must. I don't know. Everything was fine until what
- 3:06Speaker 2: the hell it looked like?
- 3:07Speaker 1: You know?
- 3:07Speaker 2: Aha, take on me whatever. That music video and shit
- 3:10Speaker 2: was black and white. I thought I was gonna get
- 3:12Speaker 2: pulled through the screen I got.
- 3:14Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie. Looking at Uban's screen from my end,
- 3:18Speaker 3: it looks like he's in space on a starship from
- 3:20Speaker 3: very far away. It's all fuzzy, you know.
- 3:23Speaker 2: So that's how it is for both like mine and
- 3:26Speaker 2: of course i'm my end. I look amazing by the way,
- 3:29Speaker 2: like I usually do. But on your guys in it
- 3:33Speaker 2: looks like I'm talking to you from a Nokia phone
- 3:35Speaker 2: that first got.
- 3:35Speaker 3: Maybe so they probably fixed it on the back end,
- 3:38Speaker 3: So I apologize.
- 3:39Speaker 1: Yeah no, riverside shout out to our friends the riverside.
- 3:41Speaker 1: There's a link in the description. You can save a
- 3:43Speaker 1: couple of bucks and we'll make one dollars and ten
- 3:45Speaker 1: cents if you want to do that. But yeah, no,
- 3:48Speaker 1: they do a good job. And like you said, this
- 3:50Speaker 1: is a recording time, so it looks fuzzy. But I
- 3:52Speaker 1: have to imagine by the time we're done, our vision
- 3:54Speaker 1: might be a little blurred anyways, just like that one
- 3:56Speaker 1: song what was his name, Rob something blurred or blurred vision.
- 4:02Speaker 1: It was a song that was popular in the mid
- 4:04Speaker 1: to I think of I don't know if it was
- 4:07Speaker 1: blurred lines.
- 4:09Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Alan thinks mm hmmm it was Nordson Richard
- 4:18Speaker 4: Grandson mm hmm.
- 4:20Speaker 2: Oh, Diggy.
- 4:23Speaker 1: Is that gonna be your next social media handle?
- 4:25Speaker 2: It should be, it should be. But what's the new?
- 4:28Speaker 2: I mean Lemonade? Is that that's the like that one's
- 4:31Speaker 2: gonna be canceled too, probably, But I think of a
- 4:33Speaker 2: new platform, something else. Somebody else wants to do something
- 4:36Speaker 2: that's gonna incorporate more more boobs, Like everything else is lacking.
- 4:41Speaker 2: We need we need more?
- 4:43Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? I get tish titties, chicken nuggets, titties,
- 4:48Speaker 3: steak titties on Instagram like every reel.
- 4:51Speaker 2: If there's no three peet on the titty scale, I
- 4:54Speaker 2: don't want it. I don't want to have to go
- 4:57Speaker 2: deep into like the depths of Tumblr or something like that.
- 5:00Speaker 2: Just see titty do do do? Do?
- 5:02Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 5:02Speaker 2: Like I want the social media to be right there.
- 5:04Speaker 2: I wanted to know exactly what I want. Well, you know,
- 5:06Speaker 2: as soon as you get into the app, it's like, hey,
- 5:08Speaker 2: what are.
- 5:09Speaker 3: The mood for?
- 5:09Speaker 2: I'm like, m not to hang out with friends today,
- 5:12Speaker 2: it's the bust and they're like, ah, welcome, here's.
- 5:16Speaker 1: Straight you're home. Or do you have to press the
- 5:18Speaker 1: little magnifying glass to see all that?
- 5:22Speaker 2: I think I don't know what I mean. It's almost
- 5:24Speaker 2: like a mood ring. Your phone should just know, and
- 5:26Speaker 2: the app should just know. It should just whenever you
- 5:28Speaker 2: hit it, and maybe maybe it's just surprise you. You like that.
- 5:31Speaker 2: I'm feeling lucky on Google. Somebody's like, hey, you weren't
- 5:35Speaker 2: in the mood, but you are now. It's like, damn,
- 5:37Speaker 2: I not Chucky Cheese.
- 5:38Speaker 1: But let me go right in.
- 5:43Speaker 3: I got a poop.
- 5:44Speaker 1: Let me go right in and drop a new thing
- 5:46Speaker 1: on the poop pap here.
- 5:48Speaker 2: Hey, kid's luckily, games are still a quarter. Here's five bucks.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Dad will be right back. I forgot something in the car.
- 5:54Speaker 1: Are they still a quarter at chuck e Cheese?
- 5:57Speaker 2: That I don't know? Now you gotta google.
- 6:00Speaker 1: Is I've been He's twenty five thirty. It has been
- 6:05Speaker 1: a long long time. And the Chuck e Cheese closest
- 6:07Speaker 1: to me is in a pretty rough part of town,
- 6:09Speaker 1: so there is a lot of chance. Is that the
- 6:13Speaker 1: move They put them in rough spots of towns to
- 6:16Speaker 1: try to draw attention. There are you that mean?
- 6:20Speaker 2: Let's see if the one in Kansas City is Tiffany
- 6:25Speaker 2: Springs is not bad.
- 6:26Speaker 1: Let's see chuck E cheese.
- 6:29Speaker 2: See this Jeesus rated a four point one out of five.
- 6:35Speaker 2: That's pretty good and honestly, the outside of it very nice,
- 6:42Speaker 2: very nice.
- 6:45Speaker 1: Careful what you wish for, You're gonna be live unsecene
- 6:48Speaker 1: there before you know it.
- 6:51Speaker 2: Okay, I see a Barney game. I don't see the amount.
- 6:55Speaker 1: Oh, the one near me is three point nine out
- 6:58Speaker 1: of five reviews.
- 7:01Speaker 2: Your chucky cheese is trash because mine has one thousand
- 7:04Speaker 2: and eighty reviews. So I feel like, you know what
- 7:06Speaker 2: your chucky cheese could probably step it up a little bit.
- 7:09Speaker 2: Once you're in the elite scale of at least the
- 7:12Speaker 2: fours on the chucky cheeses, then talk to me, Brandon,
- 7:16Speaker 2: what's yours left?
- 7:17Speaker 1: Remember you're you're saying your chucky cheese. It is almost
- 7:20Speaker 1: three hours from me.
- 7:22Speaker 3: So hey, when is the last time you guys were
- 7:25Speaker 3: in a chuck e cheese?
- 7:26Speaker 1: Is?
- 7:26Speaker 3: My question.
- 7:28Speaker 1: Has to be at least twenty over twenty five years easy?
- 7:34Speaker 2: I would say I would rather have chucky cheese in me.
- 7:40Speaker 1: Chunky cheese.
- 7:41Speaker 2: Go We'll create some chunky cheese.
- 7:45Speaker 1: Look at this awkward photo. Imagine if this was you.
- 7:50Speaker 2: Who's to say that isn't Clifford the Big Red Dog.
- 7:54Speaker 1: Talk about anybody that's just listening at the Chuck E
- 7:59Speaker 1: Cheese that I clicked on. It is a very large,
- 8:03Speaker 1: very bearded man on top of Clifford the Red Doug
- 8:07Speaker 1: in the middle of a Chuck E cheese. He is
- 8:09Speaker 1: pretty happy.
- 8:11Speaker 2: Hey.
- 8:11Speaker 3: I would say it had been somewhere between two thousand
- 8:14Speaker 3: and four and two thousand and seven was the last
- 8:17Speaker 3: time I was at Chuck E Cheese. And even then
- 8:21Speaker 3: I was thinking to myself, Man, I used to like
- 8:23Speaker 3: this place when I was like, you know, a real
- 8:24Speaker 3: young kid. They got chuck E cheese. Mob, No, not anymore.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Do they sell some alcohol and chuck E cheese?
- 8:34Speaker 3: I don't know that.
- 8:36Speaker 1: I don't.
- 8:36Speaker 3: Just wondering because that would be a that would be
- 8:39Speaker 3: a big of a waffle house doing that.
- 8:41Speaker 1: Well, I'm just I'm just wondering because I have to
- 8:43Speaker 1: imagine my parents back in the nineties were not going
- 8:47Speaker 1: to chuck E cheese sober. No, maybe not. Maybe I'm wrong,
- 8:53Speaker 1: but I think.
- 8:54Speaker 2: He's probably byob maybe I don't know it just it
- 8:57Speaker 2: wasn't the dancing animal tronics and everything like that was
- 9:01Speaker 2: so dope, uh like honest. So whenever I lived, uh
- 9:08Speaker 2: in Las Vegas, in the actual like city, you know, uh,
- 9:12Speaker 2: we used to walk from elementary school to my mom's work,
- 9:16Speaker 2: which was a casino about a mile away, and right
- 9:19Speaker 2: next to it wasn't a Chuck E Cheese. It was
- 9:21Speaker 2: called a Peter Piper Pizza. This thing was so like,
- 9:26Speaker 2: way worse, dude, it was a knockoff chuck E Cheese,
- 9:30Speaker 2: and you know what. Every so every single day my
- 9:32Speaker 2: mom was like, hey, you know, here's your dollar, because
- 9:35Speaker 2: we'd have to wait additional like ten minutes for her
- 9:37Speaker 2: to wait. We're like, hey, we just had to walk
- 9:39Speaker 2: a mile, bitch, like and like what hey, yup, we
- 9:42Speaker 2: need a dollar. So and it was quarter games and
- 9:46Speaker 2: there were so many times, like so many incidents like
- 9:49Speaker 2: the machines will malfunction. One time I got like fifteen
- 9:51Speaker 2: hundred tickets because this thing just kept spitting them out,
- 9:54Speaker 2: and I'm like, and I was honest, and I walked
- 9:57Speaker 2: up there and the guy goes, pick any two prizes, buddy,
- 10:00Speaker 2: I go, oh shit. But That was after one time
- 10:03Speaker 2: this machine. We noticed all these kids were hudd around
- 10:06Speaker 2: this machine where you have to stop it on this
- 10:08Speaker 2: timer to hit the jackpot. Thing that hit me right
- 10:10Speaker 2: in the front of you you know what I'm talking about,
- 10:13Speaker 2: but right in front of all these kids were over
- 10:14Speaker 2: there and they're right scoop and we're like, what is
- 10:16Speaker 2: going on? It's open up. There's a whole bunch of
- 10:19Speaker 2: tokens on the ground. We're like, oh snap, we really
- 10:22Speaker 2: like this one guy that was always there because he
- 10:24Speaker 2: saw us every single day. And we're like, hey, man,
- 10:27Speaker 2: machine's open. Hate to be the nark, but like that
- 10:30Speaker 2: ain't cool, Like they're stealing all that shit over there,
- 10:32Speaker 2: you know. He goes, you know, we didn't get shipped
- 10:35Speaker 2: for that, And I go, you know what, next time,
- 10:36Speaker 2: I'm gonna take this hole. I may do a good deed,
- 10:41Speaker 2: but give me a little bit of something, you know
- 10:43Speaker 2: what I mean? Like Nope. So whenever I got those tickets,
- 10:46Speaker 2: I was like, I figure. I was like, they had
- 10:49Speaker 2: cameras in there, so I was like, are they watching these?
- 10:52Speaker 3: You know?
- 10:52Speaker 2: I was like, surely not. I think they're fake. They're
- 10:54Speaker 2: probably fake. But I was a kid who gives a turn,
- 10:56Speaker 2: and then whenever you gave me those prizes, I was like, dude,
- 10:59Speaker 2: you deem yourself for that token scandal. I was still
- 11:02Speaker 2: every time I see that machine PTSD, I'm like, fucking guy,
- 11:06Speaker 2: I should stole all that goddamn tokeuns. I was like,
- 11:09Speaker 2: it's easily five hundred tokens in there.
- 11:12Speaker 1: I imagine all these machines have probably pretty much one
- 11:16Speaker 1: generic key. Why haven't we just like got one of
- 11:20Speaker 1: these keys? Ben the thing be like, oh, I just
- 11:23Speaker 1: hit the jackpot, because when I went all the tickets,
- 11:25Speaker 1: I just give them to the kids. There's not anything
- 11:27Speaker 1: in there. And I'm spending one hundred dollars for a
- 11:29Speaker 1: bouncy ball, some old school jacks and slinky that's made
- 11:33Speaker 1: out of plastic that doesn't even go down two steps,
- 11:36Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But not to circle backer
- 11:40Speaker 1: to get us out there. But apparently Chuck E Cheese
- 11:42Speaker 1: does serve beer and wine locations. This is on the
- 11:47Speaker 1: official website. It's Woodbridge by Robert Mondavi wine and it
- 11:52Speaker 1: doesn't say what kind of beer. And they have pepsi products, yes.
- 11:59Speaker 3: That is I was. Were we talking about this on
- 12:02Speaker 3: the show. A couple of weeks ago about somebody creating
- 12:05Speaker 3: an adult chuck e cheese, a place for adults to
- 12:08Speaker 3: have like a big ballpit to play in, but it
- 12:15Speaker 3: would be disgusting because there people cleaning up vomit and
- 12:18Speaker 3: everything else and pissed piss.
- 12:21Speaker 1: If you're too drunk and stuck in a ball pit,
- 12:23Speaker 1: you know, somebody's gonna rock a piss, know it. No,
- 12:25Speaker 1: it kind of scares me. And we don't have one
- 12:28Speaker 1: of those ones. But those things that you jump into
- 12:30Speaker 1: with all the soft pham things, I don't know if
- 12:33Speaker 1: they're at like trampoline parks or if you're learning how
- 12:35Speaker 1: to do tricks on a bike or something crazy. Like
- 12:38Speaker 1: if I got all the way down there and I
- 12:40Speaker 1: couldn't really get out, I think I would have a
- 12:43Speaker 1: terrible anxiety attack, like stuff under here like death, death, bike,
- 12:47Speaker 1: frigging phone, pillow things or something.
- 12:51Speaker 3: And I thought, if somebody landing on you on top
- 12:53Speaker 3: of that, oh man, just the.
- 12:56Speaker 2: Fear of sinking and never being able to reach the
- 12:59Speaker 2: top again, and then that being the way to go.
- 13:01Speaker 2: Headlines everywhere be like hey, heavy wet man falls to
- 13:04Speaker 2: his death and a pham pit, you know, And then
- 13:07Speaker 2: like they were like hey, that's not covered with your
- 13:09Speaker 2: life insurance either. By the way, like, you don't how
- 13:11Speaker 2: did you not get out?
- 13:12Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know.
- 13:13Speaker 2: I have to answer that, you know, if there's a
- 13:15Speaker 2: higher like, hey, we have to show you five times
- 13:18Speaker 2: how you died by the way, please look down. I'm like,
- 13:20Speaker 2: son of a bit, really, really that's how I went.
- 13:24Speaker 2: I don't know. There's no way. I tried it once,
- 13:27Speaker 2: got scared, and then luckily my toddler was like, I
- 13:29Speaker 2: don't want to do that again. I'm like, it's okay, bud.
- 13:31Speaker 2: If you're scared, thank god, thank god.
- 13:35Speaker 1: Oh well, if this makes you feel any better. I
- 13:37Speaker 1: looked up an article real quick. It's from twenty eighteen,
- 13:40Speaker 1: so I'm sure it's going better. But it's about foam
- 13:43Speaker 1: pit injuries and deaths at trampoline parks. So the the
- 13:47Speaker 1: rise for injuries is coming in there, from broken necks
- 13:51Speaker 1: to paralyzation to deaths and these phone pits. The pit
- 13:56Speaker 1: apparently this one a thirty year old Tie thomasin Rest
- 14:01Speaker 1: in Peace and twenty twelve was thirty. He somersaulted into
- 14:05Speaker 1: a foam pit at SkyPark in Phoenix, but the pit
- 14:08Speaker 1: was only two feet eight inches deep, broke five major
- 14:12Speaker 1: vertebrae in his neck and passed away. When there was
- 14:15Speaker 1: a six year old that broke a leg into places,
- 14:18Speaker 1: and another one landed when another kid landed on her
- 14:20Speaker 1: in a trampoline park.
- 14:23Speaker 3: Wow, just think about how hard you have to be
- 14:26Speaker 3: landing in the way you have to land to break
- 14:28Speaker 3: five vertebrae.
- 14:31Speaker 2: That's nuts, that's crazy.
- 14:34Speaker 1: As many as one hundred thousand trampoline related injuries happen
- 14:39Speaker 1: every year in the US. More than three thousand people
- 14:41Speaker 1: need to go to the hospital every single year because
- 14:44Speaker 1: of a trampoline.
- 14:45Speaker 3: You saw that. There was a of course there's a
- 14:47Speaker 3: TikTok about it now, but there was a TikTok lady
- 14:49Speaker 3: doctor who was like, if there was one thing I
- 14:52Speaker 3: would do as a parent to share with any other parents,
- 14:55Speaker 3: it's never to buy a trampoline, she says, because I
- 14:57Speaker 3: see so many thousand or hundreds of people every every
- 15:01Speaker 3: year where there's a broken arm or broken leg or worse.
- 15:04Speaker 1: So Yep, when I worked at a hospital and that
- 15:06Speaker 1: was we saw them all the time, all the time.
- 15:08Speaker 1: I refuse, I've never bought one. I hate when the
- 15:11Speaker 1: kids got on, but I can't really be that parent
- 15:12Speaker 1: that's like, no, you can't go play on the trampoline
- 15:15Speaker 1: with the other kids. Just be tougher, be stronger, and
- 15:19Speaker 1: when you guys go ahead to head, don't cry.
- 15:23Speaker 3: So I got some dirt, We're gonna rub it in.
- 15:25Speaker 2: You know. That's kind of so that's maybe that's another
- 15:29Speaker 2: topic too. One of the to the ways that my
- 15:32Speaker 2: toddler got was a dirt bike. He's four, and this
- 15:37Speaker 2: thing is great. It's electric, so it's nothing, but it
- 15:40Speaker 2: still goes a significant amount. And I'm just over there, like,
- 15:45Speaker 2: you know, I don't want my precious baby, my little boy,
- 15:48Speaker 2: you know, my everything to get hurt. I don't want
- 15:51Speaker 2: to be that parent that's like gonna put them in
- 15:52Speaker 2: a bubble. But I'm like, yeah, it's hard to like
- 15:55Speaker 2: let them do these things. And you know, it's like,
- 15:58Speaker 2: I don't know, it's just there's there's in times where
- 16:00Speaker 2: you have to just let them go and and he's
- 16:03Speaker 2: starting to do it pretty well, but I'm just like
- 16:05Speaker 2: every time, I'm like, he's going to wind up in
- 16:07Speaker 2: a wheelchair. I hate this, every minute of it.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Yeah, dirt bikes are gnarly, but hey, you know, some
- 16:17Speaker 1: of them they they got the what's the thrill in them?
- 16:20Speaker 1: I mean, they're gonna They're gonna find it one way
- 16:21Speaker 1: or the other, whether they're on a bicycle or a
- 16:23Speaker 1: dirt bike. Me personally, i'd rather be on a dirt
- 16:27Speaker 1: bike because pedaling sucks. And I mean kids now you
- 16:30Speaker 1: rarely see kids riding bikes anymore. They got those cool scooters,
- 16:34Speaker 1: they got electric bikes that'd beat a route. That's what
- 16:38Speaker 1: I'd want to do too. Even on that video with
- 16:40Speaker 1: the hockey dude big what is it busier or whatever,
- 16:43Speaker 1: there was that guy that rolled up on that electric
- 16:45Speaker 1: bike scooter thing with all the lights and stuff. That's
- 16:49Speaker 1: the move. That's the move.
- 16:52Speaker 2: That's the only way that I mean, anybody would ever
- 16:54Speaker 2: see me on a bike is if it's going on itself,
- 16:56Speaker 2: like there's I'm not, Oh thank you.
- 17:00Speaker 1: I tried one of those assisted ones. I don't know
- 17:02Speaker 1: if you've ever seen them, so you're pedaling, but like
- 17:04Speaker 1: you don't really have to over exert because it does
- 17:07Speaker 1: have the motor of stuff as well a lot of
- 17:09Speaker 1: the elderly community have them. So I've tried one from
- 17:13Speaker 1: an elderly person and I was like, oh, this thing
- 17:15Speaker 1: is sweet. Like you feel like you're still exercising, but
- 17:18Speaker 1: instead of having to like kick it down in a
- 17:20Speaker 1: different gear like we used to have to go to
- 17:22Speaker 1: to go up a steep hillar if you're too tired,
- 17:23Speaker 1: then walk it up the hill. You can just do
- 17:25Speaker 1: your normal pedaling and the electric jumps in and helps
- 17:28Speaker 1: you do that. So it's like, oh, because we went
- 17:31Speaker 1: out a bike ride one time and he's just like, yeah,
- 17:33Speaker 1: I don't know, we'll just do like a quick maybe
- 17:35Speaker 1: five mile or something like, Oh, it's not too bad
- 17:37Speaker 1: on a bike. And we're going and going and I'm
- 17:38Speaker 1: like turn around. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, how far
- 17:42Speaker 1: do we go. I'm like it's pretty far. And I
- 17:44Speaker 1: was like five miles one way, and they're just like, oh, oh,
- 17:47Speaker 1: I got this bike. Yeah, it really helps me out.
- 17:48Speaker 1: I can't go like ten miles on this thing. I'm
- 17:50Speaker 1: like in son of a Bitch, I'm riding like a
- 17:52Speaker 1: Walmart Huffy five speed.
- 17:56Speaker 2: I wouldn't given up about a mile and a half
- 17:58Speaker 2: in probably you said five miles and was like that's
- 18:02Speaker 2: probably not a lot can say. I mean, I don't know.
- 18:04Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 18:06Speaker 2: I live in the middle nowhere, so riding on gravel sucks.
- 18:08Speaker 2: So I attempt to go anywhere and was like this sucks.
- 18:12Speaker 1: Yeah, m hm, gravel gravel not a good time. But yeah,
- 18:16Speaker 1: that's when you know you're getting older. But like, none
- 18:18Speaker 1: of the kids have ever been like, you want to
- 18:19Speaker 1: go for a bike ride. I mean there's a couple
- 18:21Speaker 1: of times some of them would be like, hey, you
- 18:23Speaker 1: want to go longboard, you want to go skate, And
- 18:24Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'll go do that and probably break
- 18:26Speaker 1: an ankle.
- 18:27Speaker 3: But dude, my wife bought me a bike twenty thirteen
- 18:34Speaker 3: for Christmas twelve, somewhere on there. It's about around near
- 18:38Speaker 3: we got married. We were going to go biking every
- 18:40Speaker 3: morning before work. I got on that bike with her
- 18:44Speaker 3: at six in the morning. One time we rode half
- 18:48Speaker 3: a flock before I was like, there's no way I'm
- 18:51Speaker 3: riding on a bike without a seat this wide. There's
- 18:55Speaker 3: no way, like people agree to ride on this thing,
- 18:59Speaker 3: Like it's like fuck riding on a cop It's like
- 19:01Speaker 3: literally literally, You're like, why is the seat four inches?
- 19:06Speaker 3: Like not even three inches wide? Like I gotta arrest
- 19:10Speaker 3: my my brundle right on top of it. No, this
- 19:13Speaker 3: is stupid.
- 19:14Speaker 1: I had this conversation with a guy that does like
- 19:18Speaker 1: competition biking and stuff, and I'm like, what it's wrong
- 19:20Speaker 1: with you? Do you enjoy having a sore ass? I
- 19:23Speaker 1: mean not only the ass, but like you said, the taint,
- 19:26Speaker 1: the balls, everything is just miserable. He's like, no, you
- 19:29Speaker 1: just have to find the right seat for you. I'm
- 19:31Speaker 1: like what. You're like, oh, that makes tons of them.
- 19:33Speaker 1: You just got trial by. I'm like, oh, but it's
- 19:35Speaker 1: a used seat. It's not like I could buy this
- 19:37Speaker 1: and send it back after it's got like my ball
- 19:39Speaker 1: sweat and a little bit of it. And they're like, well, no,
- 19:42Speaker 1: it's a it's a trial by. Then I'm like so what.
- 19:45Speaker 1: He's like, Oh, I got like ten different seats. Why
- 19:46Speaker 1: you want to try one. I'm like, no, I don't
- 19:48Speaker 1: have a bike. He's like, oh, I'm telling you then,
- 19:51Speaker 1: and then he goes, well, then you have to buy
- 19:52Speaker 1: the protective almost like spandex shorts or whatever that have,
- 19:57Speaker 1: you know, protection, I guess cushions or something like. I'm
- 20:00Speaker 1: like no, I'm out, man, I'm I'm I'm all out.
- 20:04Speaker 2: Yeah, my hemorrhoid would never allow it.
- 20:07Speaker 3: No, wait, there's that.
- 20:10Speaker 2: Uh, what's funny is that. We were in a bass
- 20:12Speaker 2: Pro shop today and we walked by a it was
- 20:14Speaker 2: like the mountain bikes that have like the the tires
- 20:17Speaker 2: are like this thick, and I go, that's that's a
- 20:20Speaker 2: bike that I need. And then I looked at the
- 20:21Speaker 2: seat and it was like this small. But I'm like,
- 20:25Speaker 2: how are you gonna have tires thicker than this seat?
- 20:28Speaker 2: My guy, there's no fight. So my kids were laughing
- 20:31Speaker 2: because immediately says that, I go nope, and they're like
- 20:34Speaker 2: what And I'm like, look at that seat and I'm like,
- 20:36Speaker 2: there's no way. And the fact that you define it
- 20:38Speaker 2: the way that you did Brandon again, my hemorroid wouldn't
- 20:42Speaker 2: allow it.
- 20:43Speaker 3: I mean, it's for me. It's a like you give
- 20:47Speaker 3: me ten minutes riding on something that's uncomfortable. I don't
- 20:50Speaker 3: like the feeling of all my muscles don't feel good
- 20:53Speaker 3: because I just worked out for an hour on my
- 20:56Speaker 3: asshole or my you know what I mean, Like honestly,
- 21:00Speaker 3: the muscles on the outside of your as cheeks, Like
- 21:03Speaker 3: I don't want to feel bad walking around and sitting
- 21:05Speaker 3: for a day or two like that ain't fun for me.
- 21:08Speaker 1: For getting hemorrhys, make sure you check out our Make
- 21:12Speaker 1: sure you check out our friends at Roid Rage, the
- 21:14Speaker 1: most hilarious hemorrhoid company on the planet. They're gonna be
- 21:18Speaker 1: potentially a friend of the show. I feel like they are.
- 21:21Speaker 1: Now they're marketing it says, don't be a dumb ass,
- 21:23Speaker 1: be a numb ass. Their combat Veterano NASCAR number thirty
- 21:28Speaker 1: three truck sponsor, Ointment Fiber and gummies are out. Now
- 21:33Speaker 1: imagine a boy's eating some gummies to have a numb
- 21:36Speaker 1: ass to get rid of them hemorrhoids.
- 21:38Speaker 3: There you go.
- 21:39Speaker 2: Are they suppository gummies?
- 21:43Speaker 1: Magnesium? You're gutting? But hero, who's not gonna want to
- 21:47Speaker 1: check that? When you're scrolling you're stopping? Are you gonna read?
- 21:49Speaker 1: Probably not? Is it a dude? Hopefully not? But if
- 21:52Speaker 1: it is, it's twenty twenty five.
- 21:56Speaker 3: Yep.
- 21:57Speaker 2: Until I can confirm age and gender, I don't there
- 22:00Speaker 2: to convent on that at all.
- 22:03Speaker 3: Leave, So I want to tie in a couple of
- 22:05Speaker 3: points here.
- 22:06Speaker 1: Oh, I'd love to see how you talk about this.
- 22:09Speaker 3: Okay, all right, here we go. You were talking about
- 22:12Speaker 3: riding a bike. I wanted to say, like I'm having
- 22:15Speaker 3: trouble at age thirty nine in March, like bending down
- 22:20Speaker 3: and playing on the ground with my kids because you know,
- 22:23Speaker 3: I'm a huge dude, and my knees hurt, my back
- 22:25Speaker 3: aches and everything else for long, for long, extended periods
- 22:29Speaker 3: of time, you know, being on the ground or you know,
- 22:31Speaker 3: bended down to pick suit up, like you know, I'm
- 22:34Speaker 3: getting old. I used to be the best skater as
- 22:36Speaker 3: a kid. I used to be the best. We used
- 22:38Speaker 3: to ride bikes all over the place. You couldn't get
- 22:40Speaker 3: me on a pair of skates or a bike like
- 22:42Speaker 3: that bike better be so low to the ground, or
- 22:44Speaker 3: maybe five or six wheels, because because I'm not getting
- 22:47Speaker 3: on two big ones, that's a lot of weight to
- 22:49Speaker 3: batlance up there, unless that's a wide, wide wheel bike.
- 22:52Speaker 3: All right, But anyway, So in the age of getting
- 22:56Speaker 3: old and the idea of getting older and getting just
- 22:58Speaker 3: like really recognized it. We are twenty five years into
- 23:03Speaker 3: the twenty first century. We are a quarter away done
- 23:07Speaker 3: twenty twenty five.
- 23:08Speaker 1: Holy shit, boys, Yeah, that's wild to think.
- 23:11Speaker 3: About people that are being born and that have already
- 23:14Speaker 3: been born and you're already recognizing and seeing it, are
- 23:18Speaker 3: looking at us as like we're gonna be the old
- 23:20Speaker 3: people and not only gonna be the old people. But
- 23:22Speaker 3: we're gonna be the people that were born in the
- 23:23Speaker 3: last century. There's gonna be like a it's gonna be
- 23:26Speaker 3: even worse to being a boomer. Dude, I'm telling you
- 23:28Speaker 3: just wait twenty years.
- 23:32Speaker 1: Assuming we all make it that long.
- 23:36Speaker 2: That too, when they say, hey, when your birthday starts
- 23:38Speaker 2: with nineteen, like, you're good, bro, we don't need a
- 23:40Speaker 2: question anything, I'm like, fuf like.
- 23:42Speaker 1: That's like I graduated in two thousand and three. People
- 23:45Speaker 1: that were born a year after I graduated can now
- 23:49Speaker 1: legally drink alcohol. I'm like, whoof, Yeah, chew on that one.
- 23:53Speaker 2: That's wild to think.
- 23:55Speaker 1: And with all that being said, the old saying it's
- 24:00Speaker 1: so easy, you're just like riding a bike or whatever
- 24:02Speaker 1: that stupid say, just like riding a bike, you just figure,
- 24:05Speaker 1: I don't know when's the last time you actually tried
- 24:07Speaker 1: to ride a bike. It's not as easy as every
- 24:09Speaker 1: frigging person. Continue as you say. Whoever came up with
- 24:12Speaker 1: that saying, I mean, you guess you don't forget how to,
- 24:17Speaker 1: but you just physically sometimes can't.
- 24:21Speaker 2: My thing and I got to use mountain bike and
- 24:23Speaker 2: the whole like shifting the gears and everything else, like
- 24:25Speaker 2: just not for me, Like I'm too stupid to figure
- 24:27Speaker 2: this shit out. Give me just a huffy with some
- 24:30Speaker 2: like pegs on the back, not that type of peg,
- 24:33Speaker 2: not that I oppose, I don't. We don't shame around
- 24:36Speaker 2: here again. I have some primitive measures that would allow
- 24:41Speaker 2: roid rage. You're gonna get so many plugs, dude plugs, pegs.
- 24:45Speaker 2: We're all about it too. Visit your local sex store. Like,
- 24:47Speaker 2: there's so many opportunities, guys. Get it's up. Okay, we're
- 24:53Speaker 2: we are sluts for making some deals, okay, and the
- 24:57Speaker 2: barnering system sending some shit right, Well we'll judge it.
- 25:02Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 25:03Speaker 2: Yeah. There's one thing that Burley and I want to do,
- 25:06Speaker 2: and it's uh, go on TMU and try some toys
- 25:11Speaker 2: from there for some adult toys, because you can get
- 25:14Speaker 2: them for like thirty five cents. And I'm pretty sure
- 25:17Speaker 2: that's how I'm gonna die, is using one of those.
- 25:20Speaker 1: So that's a place to your content. That would be
- 25:24Speaker 1: you know you've been whacking off, buy some stuff, say
- 25:28Speaker 1: you just get creative with the blurring and uh, because
- 25:32Speaker 1: you probably can't show them, I'm assuming that obviously not
- 25:35Speaker 1: being used. But like just purchasing, showing whatever. Yeah, definitely
- 25:40Speaker 1: before to make sure you guys check you've been wucking
- 25:46Speaker 1: up on all the socials for his his reviews. Are
- 25:49Speaker 1: you really gonna do it? We're gonna hold you and
- 25:51Speaker 1: out that's on the show. You kind of have to.
- 25:54Speaker 2: I feel like there's so many. But the only thing
- 25:55Speaker 2: is though, is I mean, I guess Team Mouse stuff
- 25:58Speaker 2: is shipping a lot faster. Back in the day, it
- 26:00Speaker 2: was like six to eight weeks, and that was always
- 26:02Speaker 2: makes some im like eh, by then, no, like this,
- 26:04Speaker 2: I'm not gonna wait this long to try to.
- 26:06Speaker 1: Say ten of them at one time and by the
- 26:08Speaker 1: worst rated ones and start from there. They're from the
- 26:12Speaker 1: worst at the best.
- 26:13Speaker 2: I had a shopping cart that was forty dollars worth,
- 26:16Speaker 2: and I think that had like realistic I think like
- 26:18Speaker 2: seven seven of them, because like there was one that
- 26:20Speaker 2: was thirteen dollars that was Bluetooth that like you can
- 26:24Speaker 2: connect like music too.
- 26:26Speaker 1: You and Burley can connect to each other.
- 26:28Speaker 2: But now that is an idea, you know, like one
- 26:32Speaker 2: of his pillow lights up every time that like I took.
- 26:35Speaker 3: You don't know, he's just trying.
- 26:38Speaker 1: To have like a little you have like a little
- 26:40Speaker 1: lamp or something like or like a hockey goal. So
- 26:43Speaker 1: every time that you score or you you pick up
- 26:46Speaker 1: this device, it goes off like the hockey goal.
- 26:48Speaker 2: You or the dude. Can you imagine his wife would
- 26:52Speaker 2: just be like, Oh my god, does he ever stuff?
- 26:57Speaker 2: I don't? I really don't know. That would be Oh,
- 27:02Speaker 2: this whole episode is going to have to be cut.
- 27:04Speaker 2: This care It's good.
- 27:07Speaker 1: It's good. We're feeling a little extra. It's twenty twenty five,
- 27:10Speaker 1: New Year, knew us, just kidding, New Year, same us.
- 27:14Speaker 1: But you've been, you've been had something he didn't want
- 27:17Speaker 1: to talk about. Speaking of twenty twenty four. Out of
- 27:19Speaker 1: the end of the year, there's awards. There's you know,
- 27:25Speaker 1: whether you know, potentially you won your fantasy football championships.
- 27:28Speaker 1: A lot of things come, you know, down the end
- 27:30Speaker 1: of the year. Your football team is probably out or
- 27:33Speaker 1: almost on the way out, but you came up with
- 27:35Speaker 1: some some an award, that a couple of awards that
- 27:38Speaker 1: you were pretty pumped about.
- 27:40Speaker 2: Yeah, So there was there was one thing that I
- 27:42Speaker 2: keep seeing all over my my feed, especially today the
- 27:46Speaker 2: day that we record is Antonio Brown's Cracker Awards and
- 27:52Speaker 2: Brandon I don't know if you've seen any of that.
- 27:54Speaker 3: I would love to hear about this. No, I'm not.
- 27:58Speaker 2: It's he was. He had some nominations, but the only
- 28:01Speaker 2: one that I was really particularly interested in was the
- 28:04Speaker 2: Funniest Cracker of the Year award. And it appears that
- 28:10Speaker 2: he has a one sided beef I think with Kevin Hart,
- 28:14Speaker 2: because everybody that was nominated was white except for Kevin Hart.
- 28:22Speaker 1: I think there was a couple let me pull up
- 28:24Speaker 1: the let me throw up here up his thing and
- 28:28Speaker 1: it's a The post that I saw was from the JR.
- 28:33Speaker 1: E Companion, the Joe Rogan Experience Companion, and it says
- 28:36Speaker 1: congrats to all of this year's winner. Antonio Brown's Cracker
- 28:41Speaker 1: of the Year Awards an extension of the Cracker of
- 28:43Speaker 1: the Day social media post, a series of rooted in
- 28:46Speaker 1: satire humor. He highlights notable white individuals for various reasons,
- 28:50Speaker 1: including their public actions or achievements. So some of the
- 28:55Speaker 1: twenty twenty four winners included is Joe Rogan for podcast influence,
- 29:01Speaker 1: Shane Gillis stand up comedy, by the Way Trump, Oh
- 29:06Speaker 1: go ahead sorry.
- 29:08Speaker 2: Shane Gillis was there to accept his award by the
- 29:11Speaker 2: way because he's a g and I love him so
- 29:14Speaker 2: so much. Well, I guess he wasn't physically there, but
- 29:16Speaker 2: he he was live via zoom or whatever. Shoe a real.
- 29:23Speaker 1: One, shut out. Shane Gillis O G. Donald Trump for
- 29:28Speaker 1: Political Impact, Donald Trump Junior, controversial statements, Elon Musk business ventures,
- 29:38Speaker 1: Alex bruce Witz. I probably said that wrong. But a
- 29:42Speaker 1: political commentary, I'm not sure who that is. Kat Williams
- 29:47Speaker 1: comedic contributions, Kirk Herbstreet for Sports Commentary, Matt Gates, gotts
- 29:58Speaker 1: G A E. T Z Political actions, Yeah, Tiffany Fong
- 30:05Speaker 1: crypto commentary. Oh, Mark Martin Nascar legacy, Le'Veon ball football career,
- 30:18Speaker 1: Oh all right? Uh, John Rocker controversial, Stevens Frank the Tank,
- 30:29Speaker 1: n G Tank ninety nine sports fan Content, and Pat
- 30:33Speaker 1: McAfee for Sports Broadcasting. Congratulations to all of you on
- 30:42Speaker 1: your accomplishments.
- 30:44Speaker 2: Was that Leon Bell.
- 30:47Speaker 1: Was Leveon Bell?
- 30:49Speaker 2: Yep, we have been, Kevin Hart, they have a beef's okay,
- 30:53Speaker 2: that's good to know.
- 30:54Speaker 1: Oh my god, Kat Williams was the other.
- 30:58Speaker 2: Cat Williams on there too? That's right, that's right, that's right.
- 31:01Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty good. Wow. This is just a friendly reminder.
- 31:05Speaker 1: If you or your kid get a concussion, get it
- 31:07Speaker 1: checked out. There are some symptoms. You have too many
- 31:10Speaker 1: of them. Next thing you know, you potentially have some
- 31:14Speaker 1: kind of list Like that.
- 31:16Speaker 2: He looks stoned whenever he was interviewing or when he
- 31:20Speaker 2: was speaking with Shane Gillis, which not you to judge.
- 31:24Speaker 2: He was just like this the entire time. He's like, yeah, bro, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 31:27Speaker 2: I'm just like that's awesome, that's good for you, but
- 31:32Speaker 2: as well get well soon.
- 31:34Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so.
- 31:36Speaker 3: What's funny about Antonio Brown is there's not many folks
- 31:41Speaker 3: who come out of the sports world, retire and then
- 31:47Speaker 3: becomes so I don't want to say hated. He's in
- 31:50Speaker 3: a he's in a league of his own almost with
- 31:52Speaker 3: Kanye like just like what is going on? Like something's
- 31:56Speaker 3: not right right, but yeah, like a train wreck. You
- 32:02Speaker 3: can't look.
- 32:02Speaker 1: Away, man, it is. That's I think that's a good
- 32:06Speaker 1: way to put it, train wreck.
- 32:09Speaker 2: I do think Kanye reference was spot on too. That's
- 32:13Speaker 2: very very on point.
- 32:16Speaker 1: What else is weird? When I went to Instagram because
- 32:18Speaker 1: I thought I had that saved up, and I looked
- 32:20Speaker 1: and the first picture that popped up was a picture
- 32:23Speaker 1: of Danny Masterson has officially appealed his conviction. So for
- 32:28Speaker 1: some reason, apparently this ab stuff has triggered the old
- 32:32Speaker 1: mugshot of the seventies show actor. But he's he's appealing.
- 32:37Speaker 1: I guess good luck to that YIX.
- 32:44Speaker 3: That was a whole terrible, terrible situation.
- 32:47Speaker 1: You aren't kidding, And uh, like.
- 32:50Speaker 3: I wanted to rewatch the show because I enjoyed the show,
- 32:52Speaker 3: but now I can't.
- 32:54Speaker 2: In the same way.
- 32:55Speaker 3: I know that sounds weird, because listen, I'm going to
- 32:57Speaker 3: get into some weird conversation here. I generally I'm the
- 33:03Speaker 3: guy that is that says you can separate the art
- 33:07Speaker 3: from the artist. Generally. No, I mean, there's certain Austrian
- 33:13Speaker 3: dictators that took over certain European countries about eighty years
- 33:18Speaker 3: ago that probably wouldn't want to separate the art from
- 33:21Speaker 3: the artist in that instance, right, But generally speaking, like
- 33:26Speaker 3: you find out, you know, somebody was a womanizer, or
- 33:30Speaker 3: somebody abused there bing Crosby abused as kids, you know,
- 33:33Speaker 3: like you know, love like Christmas though it's a great saw,
- 33:41Speaker 3: I should put that flash down, but like, but listen,
- 33:47Speaker 3: I can separate the art from the artist. I don't
- 33:50Speaker 3: have to hate everybody I don't agree with on morals,
- 33:53Speaker 3: on ethics, on politics, I don't have to people. So
- 33:58Speaker 3: you know, I usually can separate the art the artist.
- 34:01Speaker 3: There are instances where that's not the case. And yeah,
- 34:05Speaker 3: I think that plays here.
- 34:07Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, no, very very well said. I mean, it's
- 34:11Speaker 1: not like you're gonna go out and play a P.
- 34:12Speaker 1: Diddy album anytime soon, now right, No, anybody.
- 34:15Speaker 3: Still was now hold on, hold on because on the
- 34:19Speaker 3: old radio station I worked at, I don't work there anymore.
- 34:22Speaker 3: But the old radio station I worked at, we had R.
- 34:26Speaker 3: Kelly still in the in the mix. And to most
- 34:31Speaker 3: radio stations you won't hear R. Kelly anymore. Like they
- 34:34Speaker 3: took him off for you know, obvious reasons, rightfully so,
- 34:37Speaker 3: but we hadn't. We're small, little RinkyDink radio station.
- 34:39Speaker 1: You know, he people off for.
- 34:42Speaker 3: The record at my old station, not my current station.
- 34:44Speaker 3: But but my grandpa used to used to tell me,
- 34:49Speaker 3: you know, I'd rather be pissed off and pissed on,
- 34:51Speaker 3: And I suppose he was right in that instance. But
- 34:54Speaker 3: but yeah, but generally speaking, you know, like I I
- 34:59Speaker 3: the same way, I'm not like Okay, such and such
- 35:04Speaker 3: business or brand said or did this, So I'm not
- 35:08Speaker 3: gonna eat at McDonald's or Taco Bell or shop at
- 35:12Speaker 3: Target anymore? Like no, you know what that it's the
- 35:16Speaker 3: closest store to me, and I don't want to spend
- 35:18Speaker 3: seven dollars more. I'm gonna go to this other store,
- 35:21Speaker 3: you know?
- 35:21Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't keep up with
- 35:25Speaker 2: with all that. I know a lot of people will
- 35:27Speaker 2: be like, hey, did you know now to go here?
- 35:30Speaker 2: Do you know they say this? Did you know that
- 35:31Speaker 2: they stand behind this, they do this, And I'm like,
- 35:33Speaker 2: I don't give up. I just I need this. It's
- 35:36Speaker 2: right here. If it's nine ninety nine and I can
- 35:39Speaker 2: get it right now, and I'm just gonna get it.
- 35:40Speaker 2: I'm sorry if twenty five cents of that goes to
- 35:43Speaker 2: fund this. So here's a quarter. Does it? Does it?
- 35:47Speaker 2: Does it help you? If I give you a quarter?
- 35:50Speaker 2: What do you want?
- 35:51Speaker 1: I'll give you a quarter. Go get your shopping cart
- 35:53Speaker 1: at all day and keep it. I don't care.
- 35:56Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 35:57Speaker 2: There was one guy that was building like these unique
- 35:59Speaker 2: shopping carts or whatever. He was selling them on Facebook
- 36:04Speaker 2: marketplace and he's like, hey, one hundred and fifty bucks
- 36:07Speaker 2: for these things, and guys, I can get this for
- 36:09Speaker 2: all these for twenty five cents. Bro. He's like, it's
- 36:12Speaker 2: like nothing. It's the only thing I love when people
- 36:16Speaker 2: roast each other and like, you can get this at
- 36:18Speaker 2: this for this price, this price. And I'm like yeah, yeah.
- 36:21Speaker 2: They're like, what are you comment.
- 36:22Speaker 3: On this more?
- 36:23Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't know. You guys do something,
- 36:25Speaker 2: fight sout on each other, do something each other.
- 36:30Speaker 1: I'm bored. I'm pooping. It's on marketplace. A post about
- 36:34Speaker 1: somebody putting this on marketplace. I thought it looked real,
- 36:37Speaker 1: but maybe now. But it was an NFL replay system,
- 36:42Speaker 1: like an older one that had like the old headset
- 36:45Speaker 1: almost remember when they used to have to run over
- 36:46Speaker 1: to the tent before they got New York involved. It
- 36:48Speaker 1: looked like one of those. And they were like, this
- 36:51Speaker 1: could be the weirdest thing that I've ever seen on
- 36:52Speaker 1: my marketplace. You shouldn't mind that. You should buy that. Yeah,
- 36:56Speaker 1: it was like a thousand bucks.
- 36:58Speaker 2: Easy get it. Yeah, reinvest you know there was something.
- 37:03Speaker 2: Granted I didn't spend a thousand dollars, but the same
- 37:07Speaker 2: place where I got those bass guitars for the buy one.
- 37:09Speaker 3: Get one.
- 37:09Speaker 2: They had a deal where it was buy one, get
- 37:11Speaker 2: too free, so I could have got three bass guitars.
- 37:14Speaker 2: Had I waited to get them today or did I
- 37:15Speaker 2: say well that day? And I was like, son of
- 37:18Speaker 2: a gun, Uh.
- 37:19Speaker 1: You walk in there with that receipt and you say
- 37:22Speaker 1: taking these back or give me mine?
- 37:25Speaker 2: I did, so I mentioned it whenever I bought my
- 37:27Speaker 2: other stuff. I was like, dang, Lily, wish I known
- 37:29Speaker 2: about that deal. Looks like you guys are really trying
- 37:32Speaker 2: to get to these bass guitars. I would have easily
- 37:34Speaker 2: just grabbed another one, you know, And they're like yeah, unfortunately,
- 37:38Speaker 2: and I was like, you know, there was my shot.
- 37:39Speaker 2: I took it, missed airball. Not a shame. Don't care,
- 37:43Speaker 2: you know, because if they would have been like, please
- 37:45Speaker 2: take it, I'm like I would have walked out with
- 37:46Speaker 2: another bass guitar. Would my wife at upset? She'd be like,
- 37:50Speaker 2: you bean, how many kids do you think we have? Said?
- 37:54Speaker 2: I bought a drum set for Christmas too, so like
- 37:55Speaker 2: we have so many instruments. But I was over there
- 38:00Speaker 2: and they sell Nintendo sixty four games and they had
- 38:02Speaker 2: buy one, get two free, so I found one for
- 38:05Speaker 2: two ninety nine. Actually they were all two ninety nine,
- 38:08Speaker 2: so for three dollars. I got three from Nintendo sixty four's.
- 38:10Speaker 2: One of them was a Mickey Mouse game, and I
- 38:13Speaker 2: was like anything Mickey Mouse is usually generally worth something.
- 38:17Speaker 2: I was like the fact that this is sixty four,
- 38:19Speaker 2: it's Mickey Mouse, and I was like, it's gonna be
- 38:21Speaker 2: worse something. Have I looked it up yet? No? Should I? Yeah,
- 38:25Speaker 2: I guarantee it's worse something more two fucking ninety nine,
- 38:29Speaker 2: you know, I mean?
- 38:29Speaker 1: Was it was? It Mickey Speedway.
- 38:32Speaker 2: It was it looked like a Mario Kart, but a
- 38:34Speaker 2: Mickey Mouse. It had them like like a little cartoon
- 38:36Speaker 2: Mickey Mouse driving on the front.
- 38:38Speaker 3: Uh.
- 38:38Speaker 1: They're selling them on Amazon rate now for thirty four
- 38:41Speaker 1: dollars and one cent. No on eBay anywhere from seven
- 38:47Speaker 1: to seventy nine dollars. So yeah, okay, I'm gonna have
- 38:51Speaker 1: to say a quick little search on isaey Google's it's
- 38:55Speaker 1: worth much more than two dollars ninety nine cents.
- 38:57Speaker 2: I got three of them, so I ended up getting Damn,
- 39:00Speaker 2: I can't remember the second or what one so I got.
- 39:03Speaker 2: I got that one. I got Sarge's Heroes, which was
- 39:06Speaker 2: like the Army Man game or whatever, but it wasn't
- 39:08Speaker 2: the Green one. It was like just a generic one.
- 39:10Speaker 3: Uh.
- 39:10Speaker 2: And then some kind of like bicycle game or something.
- 39:14Speaker 2: It wasn't like paper Boy or anything like cool like
- 39:16Speaker 2: the old school games or anything, but it was something.
- 39:18Speaker 1: Going full circle. I was like bicycle talk. I know,
- 39:22Speaker 1: I know the wheels was a road rash. I know
- 39:24Speaker 1: that's not bicycle, but his motors like a road rash
- 39:26Speaker 1: was sweet.
- 39:29Speaker 2: Dang, I can't remember. I gotta think because like my son,
- 39:31Speaker 2: he's big on playing the toddler, he likes to play
- 39:33Speaker 2: the Wii, and uh, He's like, I get three games
- 39:36Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, go ahead. So he picked up
- 39:40Speaker 2: like this Cabella Big Hunter game that you can like
- 39:42Speaker 2: shoot bears and stuff, and he's like can I get this?
- 39:45Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, absolutely, go ahead. I don't care.
- 39:48Speaker 1: And was excite sixty four because that'd be pretty cool excite.
- 39:55Speaker 1: But remember that on Nintendo that's going for one.
- 39:59Speaker 2: This one wasn't.
- 39:59Speaker 3: I remember.
- 40:00Speaker 2: I can. I can get it in like forty five seconds.
- 40:03Speaker 2: If you guys want me to go run and go
- 40:04Speaker 2: get it.
- 40:04Speaker 1: It's it doesn't it's up to you. We also got
- 40:07Speaker 1: the other thing, speaking of Mario speaking a game, I mean,
- 40:09Speaker 1: if you want to get it, we have the we
- 40:10Speaker 1: have that little image that you've been sent me. Oh
- 40:13Speaker 1: well yeah, you grab you grabed that real quick if
- 40:16Speaker 1: you want. And what we'll do is we'll bring this
- 40:18Speaker 1: up here in a second. Oh, he's so excited. Do
- 40:21Speaker 1: you have any guesses, Brandon on the image that he
- 40:26Speaker 1: sent me. It's not perverted or anything. It's yeah, no, no,
- 40:31Speaker 1: it's not pretty else. Yeah, it's in the realm of
- 40:34Speaker 1: video games, just any video games, classic video games.
- 40:42Speaker 3: Golden Eye double O seven.
- 40:44Speaker 1: Mm hmm, that is classic. No or Marios Mario Kart.
- 40:50Speaker 1: So we got a little image that is kind of
- 40:52Speaker 1: like last week kind of but not really where we
- 40:56Speaker 1: went and picked our chocolate bars. This is going to
- 40:59Speaker 1: be a little something like that. He do you do
- 41:03Speaker 1: you have a Nintendo Switch at all?
- 41:05Speaker 3: No, I want to get one, but I was I
- 41:07Speaker 3: want to ask you boys, is it worth getting one?
- 41:10Speaker 1: So I don't really have the time to play them anymore.
- 41:14Speaker 1: And the only reason I'm asking is because my Nintendo
- 41:16Speaker 1: Switch now has an orange screen, which I guess is
- 41:19Speaker 1: like the orange screen of Death kind of like the
- 41:21Speaker 1: blue screen. So I don't think my Nintendo switch is
- 41:25Speaker 1: quite usable. It's been sitting, it's been sitting at this
- 41:30Speaker 1: orange screen, and I do that's good. Yeah, I've not
- 41:37Speaker 1: seen that anybody out there on the intranettes. I probably
- 41:41Speaker 1: could google it or go to YouTube knows how to
- 41:43Speaker 1: fix an orange screen of death? Please let me know.
- 41:49Speaker 1: Did you did you find the game?
- 41:50Speaker 2: You been? I did, and it was actually so I
- 41:53Speaker 2: forgot I put it back. There was a bike when
- 41:56Speaker 2: I forgot what it was now, But because there was
- 41:58Speaker 2: another one that I was like, this one, I could
- 41:59Speaker 2: probably make some money onto Star Wars bro Oh, Squadron, dude,
- 42:08Speaker 2: that is a good deal. See. And then there's that
- 42:11Speaker 2: Mickey Speedway and I was like flipping flipping that for
- 42:14Speaker 2: sure too.
- 42:15Speaker 3: And then uh.
- 42:18Speaker 2: Yeah, army men, Starge's heroes. Oh, I mean good, fines good.
- 42:25Speaker 1: The Star Wars one looks like it's going for about
- 42:28Speaker 1: twenty bucks.
- 42:30Speaker 2: Dancy ever, your Star Wars nerds would be all over
- 42:32Speaker 2: that ship.
- 42:32Speaker 1: They must have BET's depending on the thing it says
- 42:35Speaker 1: on eBay, it's anywhere from eight dollars to two hundred
- 42:38Speaker 1: and eighty dollars. But I have to imagine the two
- 42:40Speaker 1: eighties and almost like news still has the box, still
- 42:44Speaker 1: has all that stuff. But yeah, it's it's looks looks
- 42:48Speaker 1: around twenty buses the the most common. But here, before
- 42:52Speaker 1: we get out of here, let's do this here. Where
- 42:55Speaker 1: are we here? Window here?
- 42:59Speaker 2: Oh yeah, explain.
- 43:03Speaker 1: It to the people just listening. You've been we got here.
- 43:06Speaker 2: So I came across this and I found this to be,
- 43:09Speaker 2: uh be very accurate. Honestly, it says I don't care
- 43:13Speaker 2: about your zodiac sign. I'm gonna judge you by who
- 43:16Speaker 2: you pick. And it is showing you the the classic
- 43:19Speaker 2: Nintendo sixty four Mario Kart screen of the I think
- 43:22Speaker 2: it's the I think it's a sixty four, but it's
- 43:24Speaker 2: the original eight characters. It's Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, Yoshi, Donkey,
- 43:30Speaker 2: Kong Warrior, and Bowser.
- 43:34Speaker 3: So I'll give you my top three, and I want
- 43:37Speaker 3: to hear how you judge me. I would go in
- 43:40Speaker 3: order Toad Warrior DK.
- 43:45Speaker 2: Okay, you had me in the first half. I'm not
- 43:47Speaker 2: gonna lie ye had me in the first half.
- 43:51Speaker 3: But I always told Toad's always number one, good man.
- 43:55Speaker 1: See my number one. I'm always Bowser. I'm a Bowser guy.
- 43:59Speaker 1: Bowser be like the heavy and then you get the
- 44:02Speaker 1: the slick tires. You get different cars, but having that
- 44:05Speaker 1: extra weight on the character, you get a little better
- 44:07Speaker 1: control and a little more speed. So that was always mine.
- 44:10Speaker 1: So I guess I would go Bowser Warrior and Donkey
- 44:14Speaker 1: Kong would be my three.
- 44:18Speaker 2: You know what, I my number one Toad, I don't
- 44:23Speaker 2: know it was. He was fast. The drift on that guy, impeccable, impeccable.
- 44:29Speaker 1: You like his hat, I do.
- 44:31Speaker 2: Too, I do too, just kind of want to rub
- 44:33Speaker 2: the inner part of it, just his forehead, just his forehead.
- 44:37Speaker 1: Have you ever dressed up his toad for Halloween? I
- 44:39Speaker 1: could see you pulling that off. You get the little
- 44:41Speaker 1: little mushroom head giggy, you get the blue vest and
- 44:43Speaker 1: the white shirt. I think that'd be an easy Halloween costume.
- 44:46Speaker 2: Make the shirt extremely vainy mm hmm. It's not funny
- 44:52Speaker 2: when you laugh at your own jokes. But damn up stupid.
- 44:55Speaker 2: But the number two Yoshi dude you got are sleeping
- 45:01Speaker 2: on Yoshi? But everything for what you said Matt about
- 45:04Speaker 2: Bowser Warrio, I'm going to Warrio all day. I love him.
- 45:08Speaker 2: Because Mario. Everyone was Mario, so I wanted to be
- 45:11Speaker 2: the the Wow, I'm not going to win every time.
- 45:15Speaker 2: I'm like you Blue Turn Show every time.
- 45:18Speaker 1: So who wins in a fight to the death? Bowser right?
- 45:24Speaker 2: Probably Peach? Everyone everyone bows down to the puls nah
- 45:30Speaker 2: bowser mm are we sexist for not choosing Peach?
- 45:35Speaker 1: No, we're realists. None of us did none of anything
- 45:39Speaker 1: in most games, you know what I mean? She was
- 45:41Speaker 1: just there. She was the damsel in distress. Yeah, just now.
- 45:47Speaker 2: Did you play as Daisy in the newer ones? Mm hmm,
- 45:51Speaker 2: so I would sometimes she was She's pretty cute. Team
- 45:54Speaker 2: Daisy all.
- 45:56Speaker 1: Day hashtag team Daisy mm hmm, Yeah, I don't. I mean,
- 46:02Speaker 1: I think Warrio Top three fight to the death. I
- 46:07Speaker 1: feel like it's gotta be Donkey Kong and Bowser.
- 46:13Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 46:13Speaker 1: I think Peach destroys Toad Yoshi can defeat Peach in Toad,
- 46:19Speaker 1: Mario and Luigi. Who do you think win's between Mario
- 46:21Speaker 1: and Luigi? Hm?
- 46:24Speaker 2: Luigi Team Luigi and Recent Events Team Luigi All Day,
- 46:27Speaker 2: Mario Team Luigi team uh the like.
- 46:31Speaker 1: You said that? I guess I obviously Team Luigi no
- 46:35Speaker 1: as well?
- 46:35Speaker 2: See, are we forgetting that one of Yoshi's moves in
- 46:40Speaker 2: Super Smash Brothers, which I don't know, and he did
- 46:42Speaker 2: it in the Winguler Marios or Super Mario Brothers as well.
- 46:46Speaker 2: He will eat you and turn you into an egg.
- 46:49Speaker 2: So fight that move.
- 46:51Speaker 1: I Dowser or Warrio or Donte Jong.
- 46:55Speaker 2: Doesn't Yoshi eat the fireballs? No, he eats those fiery
- 46:59Speaker 2: little of warm things, balb, I don't eats all that shit.
- 47:04Speaker 1: It's not a bowser, no way. He's getting bowser swallowing
- 47:07Speaker 1: him and shipping him out as an egg.
- 47:10Speaker 2: So you're telling me, okay, here, so on, let me
- 47:11Speaker 2: hear your argument. An Italian plumber can beat this guy,
- 47:15Speaker 2: but a dinosaur who can eat you and turn you
- 47:19Speaker 2: into an egg cannot. No, no, no, you're right, you're right.
- 47:22Speaker 2: I fully understand your reasoning. Now I stand behind you
- 47:25Speaker 2: one hundred percent.
- 47:26Speaker 1: The same plumber who somehow talked this Yoshi into saying, hey,
- 47:31Speaker 1: let me just ride you around because I can't ride
- 47:34Speaker 1: a bike and I'm too fat to walk. So he
- 47:36Speaker 1: trains he does, He just take him, and he's like,
- 47:38Speaker 1: you're my bitch now and I'm gonna ride you, and
- 47:40Speaker 1: then he just rides him and because he can't defeat Bowser.
- 47:43Speaker 2: Anyways, he's I think he's It's like a horse. He
- 47:47Speaker 2: is made to be ridden. Okay, because in other versions
- 47:52Speaker 2: of Yoshi's there's like a pink Yoshi, a blue Yoshi.
- 47:54Speaker 2: There's out there Yoshi's.
- 47:56Speaker 1: You knows to be ridden. Ok There's no way he
- 48:00Speaker 1: can win in a fight to the death of he's
- 48:01Speaker 1: not being ridden. He's not gonna know what to do.
- 48:04Speaker 2: Yes, he can. Christopher a horse killed Superman.
- 48:12Speaker 1: You're gonna tell me that Yoshi. I still think Bowser
- 48:17Speaker 1: has it. But Vallot.
- 48:21Speaker 3: Going to hell?
- 48:22Speaker 2: See you guys so going to hell. But anyways, even
- 48:27Speaker 2: Entangled the Disney movie, the horse was the main character
- 48:30Speaker 2: that Flynn Rider or whatever nothing. His last name was
- 48:33Speaker 2: even Rider and the horse is more entertaining that the
- 48:34Speaker 2: whole character was so team Horse all the way.
- 48:37Speaker 1: Yeah, especially Copper Johns. They just they interviewed the voice
- 48:41Speaker 1: Flynn Rider on one of their shows, did they really?
- 48:45Speaker 1: They did Levi zachans Zach Yeah, yeah, he was on
- 48:52Speaker 1: some other stuff. Yeah, yeah, they interviewed him. They they
- 48:55Speaker 1: went out to Cali and did a little show out there.
- 48:59Speaker 1: They said it was pretty cool.
- 49:01Speaker 2: That is they're also I think he was the guy
- 49:04Speaker 2: that played Shazam.
- 49:06Speaker 1: I think you're right.
- 49:08Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's that's awesome, pretty cool. Yeah, still
- 49:13Speaker 2: still choose the horse.
- 49:15Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the horse is pretty cool. And he
- 49:18Speaker 1: did interview the guy that was the No, the horse
- 49:21Speaker 1: didn't talk to it. That wasn't a talking horse. No,
- 49:25Speaker 1: kind of like the chicken.
- 49:27Speaker 2: He Hey, and I wanna silent animals kill it all
- 49:30Speaker 2: the time, Bro.
- 49:31Speaker 1: They steal the show that it's more impressive you can
- 49:34Speaker 1: steal the show without saying a word.
- 49:37Speaker 2: Charlie Chaplin, I think he said that exact same words.
- 49:40Speaker 1: I think he did.
- 49:41Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 49:41Speaker 1: I think there's no other way to end this on
- 49:43Speaker 1: a Charlie Chaplin quote, like even just did quickest fifteen
- 49:48Speaker 1: minutes in the show biz. You've been Brandon. Appreciate everybody.
- 49:51Speaker 1: Happy New Year and all your resolutions that are already broken.
- 49:55Speaker 1: Two days, well, one and a half, whatever how many
- 49:58Speaker 1: days we're in. But either way, and thank you enough.
- 50:00Speaker 1: We'll be back next week. Another episode stat in my fridge,
- 50:04Speaker 1: and we're gonna come back with something that's in our fridge.
- 50:06Speaker 1: I got I had something I wanted to talk about,
- 50:08Speaker 1: and I just remembered, so we'll do it next week.
- 50:11Speaker 1: That's all I got. You guys, get anything else.
- 50:13Speaker 3: Happy New Year.
- 50:14Speaker 2: Yes, what he said, times two, but better than how
- 50:17Speaker 2: he said it.
- 50:19Speaker 1: We'll try to say it better than he just said it,
- 50:20Speaker 1: because that was a pretty good way to say it.
- 50:23Speaker 3: No,