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Sparkling in the Sun: Ralph Baer & Day of the Tentacle Remastered · Multiple Nerdgasm

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[Music] welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm your destination for all things nerdy welcome to another episode of
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multiple nasm welcome this week you have myself Luke Dan and Matt hi yet again we
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a short one yeah sorry what did you say about
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me maybe we should do um a thing where we we say who we are because I don't
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know if people recognize our voices yet I'm M we are nearly aund episodes
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no one knows who we are yet then I'm sure they don't care yeah but have we
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ever actually said like since I mean we used to do it in the beginning but in
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the last 70 episodes fck that's
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right well if you don't know I'm Matt so there you go I'm Luke and I'm Johnny
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[ __ ] pig that's Johnny fck there you go all right so now that we've cleared that
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up how was everybody's week was PR okay it feels like it was only four days ago
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I spoke to you guys yeah yeah yeah it's probably because you listened to the
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last episode recently or something ah yeah that that would be it well I had a
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pretty good week too but I tell you who's not having a good week um the
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attendees at a uh a Furry Convention um uh what was that uh a Furry Convention
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do you know what a furry is Luke um if I remember correctly from my days when I
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used to go out a lot that would be people who dress up in fairy outfits and
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have sex with each other when you used to go out a lot yeah yeah I think need
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to qualify that when you used to go to furry parties I mean we'll leave asid
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the fact that Matt's obviously been Googling furries this week so just we'll
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ignore that oh yeah but you went out in certain crowds where you used to be
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involved in the furry scene is that what you're tell everyone go through that
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phase no well I mean I know what they are because I've spent I'm sure Dave
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went through that phase I mean I'd be surprised if he didn't I know I'm I'm
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I'm sad that he's not here well this was the Midwest um convention so I'm
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assuming it was probably in like Portland somewhere or or yeah somewhere
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around there um Midwest is like not where you think it is Matt actually it's
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not in the the middle and it's not in the west it's actually at the top and
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it's actually towards the east it's where you've got Chicago and all those
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kind of States why is it called Midwest I don't know and I've asked somebody
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from the Midwest why it's called the Midwest when I Googled it and found it
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Google it right now and you'll look at the highlighted area and you'll say that
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is neither in the middle nor at the West oh it says rosand is rosand a city or
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something in I think rosand is the hotel isn't it that why in there you go oh
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like Ohio okay it's not really the middle or the West it's kind of hits the
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middle and it's definitely not the West it's the North Middle North midn North I
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can only assume that it was called the Midwest initially by people in New York
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right who were heading west West into the middle right you know what I mean I
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see and actually I've searched for Midwest and this news article is is in
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the news there so yeah what's happened is um at first I think this was reported
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as a gas leak but um there was there was an issue at the hotel where this
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convention was taking place and it's since come to light that this was a
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malicious attack they found hazardous
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materials um which uh produced chlorine
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gas um well when you've got a road infestation you gas them out that's what
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you do I suppose so no well somebody's literally it seems taken issue with the
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convention I mean and people on the internet do take issue with furries a
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lot like this is this is not a surprise that people are upset about it but I
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mean this is a pretty extreme step to take um why would you be upset about it
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I mean honestly like hating people because they dress up like animals and
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[ __ ] each other is akin to homophobia and yeah racism as far as I'm concerned
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like who cares what they do like I don't you don't have to join them just don't
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don't worry about it you don't oh God no well you never learned that lessonly
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when you used to go out if FES were going around raping people then yeah I'd
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have a problem yeah if anybody was consensual adults dressed as animals
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[ __ ] each other who cares can't really say I got a problem yeah whatever
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get over it if that's that's what you like more power to you someone's tried
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to murder them for it so um that seems pretty
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smoke menthols nobody asks for one there's a guy in my work who smokes
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menthols he'd probably ask you well I'll give him one all right you
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guys can hang out yeah well so um yeah they're not having a good week I don't
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think they've caught anybody yet or um don't know they have any suspects but
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yeah it's pretty pretty scary um 19 people were sent to
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hospital um and yeah no deaths no no luckily no deaths no but I mean geez
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that's not a very good argument for the like you know oh well I didn't kill
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anybody cuz he could have killed everybody and not that he could have
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killed people who Hotel stuff and yeah it's clearly some kind of crazy person
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yeah yeah and and also I think the argument that I hate fairies because they're crazy
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well but is he doing this did the person do this because they were Furies or was
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there something there he didn't like I guess I'm we're jumping to conclusions
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there as well we don't know who it is who knows right there's some kind of
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that is a that is a but look come on let's we've all got that one weird sex
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thing that we like right sure come on like everyone's like H you know what I'm
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talking about whatever it is you like that you're a little embarrassed that
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you like that somebody would want to gas you for I'm talking about that right now
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okay yeah it's fine man you know what you do you know we don't care what you
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do and if you're weird sex thing is that you like to dress up like a cuddly pink
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bunny and have a guy dressed up like a cuddly orange Fox [ __ ] you then who
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cares yeah Luke who cares just who cares Luke just be honest Luke just let it
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happen yeah let it what what am I letting happen now
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huh sh shh who's a good boy who's a good boy Luke who's a good boy you get a
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treat later something like that you'll get a treat he's getting a treat right
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now he is a he is a treat in that
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outfit yeah here comes Johnny [ __ ] Pig
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oh God Johnny [ __ ] Pig like an actual Pig a pig's furry well this pig is I
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guess a cockroach is furry you know what is it do the C do the animals have to be
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furry I mean like that's well I'm telling you they don't because I've seen
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a cockroach but yeah I I assume that goes against the spirit of it sure is it
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frowned upon if I turned up as like a turtle would that be a problem oh my God
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I would give I would give literally anything to see Matt Rock up to a furry
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sex party Dred as a turtle with a hard
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impenetrable shell oh shell right
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so no I just mean so that nobody could [ __ ] you yeah oh yeah right yeah yeah I
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well yeah I give I don't receive that's the total way
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yeah I think I think this whole line of questioning is making me nervous [Laughter]
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[Music] now and you guys want to hear about the dude who punched through a Monae
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painting yeah yeah I do yeah I'm looking looking at a picture of him now and he
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looks pretty pleased with himself he does a man just punched through a Monae
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that's worth well over $10 million m
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um Andrew Shannon his name was uh 49 ruined the Claude Monet Masterpiece
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hanging in the National Gallery of Island by attacking it in front of
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stunned art lovers uh this week a court finally brought him to justice for his
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crime and um sent him to prison yeah Mr Shannon told the police after his arrest
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that he committed the thoughtless Act of vandalism that's hyperbole in an attempt
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to quote get back at the state however while in court he tried to play
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it off as an accident by reporting that he felt faint and fell into the
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painting but Matt will attest if he's looking at a picture of this guy that
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this this guy looks like a [ __ ] painting I'm looking at I'm looking at a
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CCTV still of him about to punch the painting and he looks fine he just looks
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like he's going to punch the painting five years in prison and not allowed in
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any gallery for 15 months after his release that seems like a like a
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strangely short amount of time though really yeah like should this be like a
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life band just don't let galleries punch through a Claude Monet painting I give a
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year and a half of no Galleries and then I'm sure you've learned your lesson yeah
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because he obviously loves art and it's gonna kill him it yeah loves it yeah but
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I wonder know does that mean they've got like a photo of him at the front of all
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art galleries now just to make sure he doesn't walk in in the world yeah I've
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been I've been banned for life from places far less prestigious than art
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galleries for far less than punching through a Claude Monet yeah you know
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what I mean well they all talk you know they at the meeting the annual you know
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Gallery um what what do they call the people look after the galleries the um
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custodian at the custodian meetings they all talk they'll hand about the photos
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they'll be like oh that guy yeah [ __ ] that guy so you know You' been you've
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been banned from places I just oh on that just I'm just
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saying where you baned from Dan we don't have to we don't have to talk about it
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we don't have to talk about it on this podcast this is not the podcast for it all right
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fine dance house soon yeah you what you you're getting the Google Glass are you
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second I get the Google Glass yep yep they're banned from your house they are
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banned from the house you're not banned from the house unless you're wearing
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them yeah and that's got Terminator Universe when you can't bring anything
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metal with you if you try to come into my house wearing the yeah look's going
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to have a problem with that yeah can we have an exception for metal sub
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metals like the metals that now form his skeleton it's just it's just an analog
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you could go to the fury Convention as Wolverine Luke miss my
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point with your adamantium skeleton so I just walk around saying I'm wolver
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yeah who wants to [ __ ] me I think that's what hug Jain does
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yeah I mean that's definitely what does and if I was to put on a Wolverine
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costume I wouldn't wait to go to a convention I would just go to the n's
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Pub and just say I'm Wolverine to wants to [ __ ] me [ __ ]
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me well um you mentioned Terminator um yeah did you guys watch the
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trailer uh [ __ ] yes I did yeah yeah yeah Luke did you watch it yeah I
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saw it see I was I was really worried about this film because um I think we
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talked about this before Anie was going on about how they're going to have a bit
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of a play with the timeline because you know they didn't really messed with the
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timeline much in the other movies and I was like oh for [ __ ] sake yeah they
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they [ __ ] up the timelines in the other movies and I was not looking
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forward to this but uh I think I think I I do like what they've done here it
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seems pretty cool yeah I think it's cool too I mean you
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can't [ __ ] around with time that much without creating the possibility of
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alternate realities yes and uh it's the only way to explain the the plot holes
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yeah because otherwise it's a paradox if if you send someone back in time to stop
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something from happening and they succeed you've stopped them from being
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sent back in time that's right yeah so and then if you then in Terminator three
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in terminat 3 they tried to fix it by saying well it was inevitable except
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Reese would have known the version that actually happened not the version that
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he stopped so I think you just have to accept that every single movie has to be
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a separate timeline yeah we just have to assume the fact that if you send someone
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back in time and they change something they've created an alternate universe
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yeah that's the only way that it can possibly work but um so it's otherwise in Back to
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the Future Three when doc meets Marty
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back in 1800s and he says who dressed you like that and might said you did
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then he should have remembered it because 30 years earlier he would have done that
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yep yeah well those movies as as excellent as they are they they
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don't handle time travel perfectly but it doesn't matter because they're
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excellent like they don't they don't purport to be accurate they're just
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correct awesome and a movie like Looper which probably got the time continuum a
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little better was [ __ ] boring so it didn't matter exactly I mean un
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Terminator obviously doesn't report to be you know scientific exploration of
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the consequences of time travel but um but they they did contradict themselves
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quite a lot but anyway this one it looks like they've it it looks at the start
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like it's going to be a remake because you see yes them in the future I thought
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it was yeah and I was like ah but then yeah I thought this was a reboot and
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then they send Kyle back but everything's different because they [ __ ] up the timeline
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which is brilliant yeah it's kind of like Terminator meets Planet of the Apes
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yeah yeah so now instead of being the hero this guy gets sent back and sarak
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con is already a [ __ ] badass and um and he's like with a pit Terminator yeah
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yeah cuz an's the Anie seems to be I thought you were going to say pet turtle
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for a sec there did anyone did anyone think he was G to say pet turtle I don't
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know what's with because I do have a cameo I guess ter
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ter or whether it's because I know Luke has pet turtles look if ail CL said I
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need you to dress as a turtle and be my pet well I'm dressing as you be like well
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funnily enough I already have a turtle costume yeah that's right cuz I'm I'm
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unfortunately it's impenetrable and I cannot it's at the dry cleaners because
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it's coverting chlorine gas at the moment and Sean
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and uh well it didn't say that uh whether or not the the convention was
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underway before the gas was pumped in I mean I'm assuming that there was a a
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whole lot of humping going on have the OG begun who knows well someone knows
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someone does know unfortunately there 19 people are in the hospital
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yeah um but we'll ask them well back to back to Terminator yeah a clock really
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good as sakona as soon as I saw that it was her and I saw her pull up in the
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thing and say um on your feet Soldier or whatever it is that she says at first I
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was like yeah perfect yeah I'm happy with that yep she Clark didn't recognize
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her with her clothes on but uh I'm sure I'm sure she's a good actress in other
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ways too no she looks great in it yeah I like her um her in general ever since
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she did that um interview where they said are you to get recognized in the
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street because she actually has um brown hair and not the blonde so she does look
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a little she doesn't quite look like Daenerys normally because she doesn't
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have the bleach blond hair and she said cuz she she's bril she said well
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actually no it doesn't happen so often because um you know in the show I'm
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blonde and I'm being
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raped yeah yeah so I I just I just wanna
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I want to make a Bill Cosby joke but I but I won't I won't we're supposed to
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leave him alone this week I think I'll save it yeah yeah I think that's what we
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said I think the internet made enough Bill we don't need to we don't need to
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make fun of Bill Cosby I was thinking though when I was watching this trailer
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for to genesus can I ask has anyone else noticed that this is not how you spell
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Genesis yeah it's spelled like like in any way spelled like system or something like that
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Genesis like the beginning of the system or something like that I'm guessing I'm
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liking that less now that you've explained that I thought maybe maybe
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when they went back and they branched off into an alternative Universe it was
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an alternative universe that um spell alternative spellings as well yeah they
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went all the way back to the beginning when God cre the heavens and the Earth
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uh to Genesis and they just renamed it
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speaking of alternative universes right did you guys hear I read an article
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recently about a guy and I I haven't looked this up because I didn't know we
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were going to talk about alternative universes maybe I should have just
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planned this anyway you can assume generally a guy fell from a cliff in
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America I think it might have even been somewhere in the Grand Canyon
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right hit his head and passed out
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when he came to he said that he had
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woken up in an alternative Universe oh I know this yeah an alternative Universe where the
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Beatles didn't break up oh and he had and he had listened to
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some of their music this is different and he now has a website where you can
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go and hear a recreation of the really what would be the current Beatles
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song in uh in this alternative Universe where the Beatles never broke up W and
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presuma didn't go their separate ways and systematically drop off in terms of
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the Mortal coil there was one I read on um on Reddit I think I don't know I discussed
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this on the podcast before where a guy was um on a bike and he was hit by a car
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and he um woke up um and got out of hospital and then met a woman and got
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married and um had a family and you know like eventually they they had kids and
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all this kind of stuff and then as he got older he just started to feel like
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things weren't quite right and then one day he was looking around the house and
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there was a lamp in the corner and the lamp just kept getting brighter and
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brighter and brighter and he he's like the [ __ ] going on and then he could
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hear these voices and the voices got louder and louder and louder and then
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eventually the light kind of took everything over and it was someone going
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are you all right are you all right and then he woke up and he was lying in the
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street where he'd been hit by a car oh my God and um he's suffered from
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depression crippling depression ever since and he's been in therapy because
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wow he um had a whole life and a family and children that don't exist that's
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intense yeah so I don't know if that's true or if it's just a story from Reddit
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but he's yeah it's intense that's great did you guys hear about the guy second
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guys sorry guys heard something I'll be back in a second okay sure Matt did you
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hear about the guy who had gone his whole life have I talked about this on
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the podcast before maybe I have stop me if I have when his whole life normal
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nothing wrong pretty normal no furry kind of kinky [ __ ] sure right yeah and
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then all of a sudden one time is in his 30s he started realizing that he was
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attracted sexually to Children right
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right and was like oh this isn't good like this's not something he'd always
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kind of developed over time he was just what' you find turtles have taken over
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no uh just very strange welcome back uh
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jump back into this story so um he suddenly realizes that he's attracted to
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Children right freaks out he doesn't want it be just just go with me L just
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go with me okay goes to the doctor right and say there's something wrong with me
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there's something wrong with my mind because I'm thinking things that I never
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used to think and the doctor's like what do you mean and he explained and the
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doctor's like ah well that's that's not good um
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so they did a uh a CAT scan or an MRI or something right and they found a brain
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tumor huh and it was like pushing on certain parts of his brain and was kind
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of changing the way he was thinking and feeling so they removed the Tuma right
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yeah all all pedophilic feeling went
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away huh years later nothing's been
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wrong suddenly he starts finding himself attracted to Children again oh God he
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goes back to the doctor they do another MRI and the tumor's back huh how weird
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is that and that tumor was Bill
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[Laughter]
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Cosby true story no sorry but that that's that's amazing that's that's true
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like that's yeah wow I mean I mean obviously the brain is a is a [ __ ]
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mystery so um yeah wow that's
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fascinating yeah I hope I don't well I was going to say I hope I don't get a
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brain tumor I hope I don't get a brain tumor anyway but um yeah I hope don't
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get a brain tumor either yeah I hope you l a bunch of kids yeah yeah ideally I
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want to take both those exclusives yeah that's right I'd like at the end of your
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life to be able to say you never had a brain tumor and you're never [ __ ] a
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child I want you to write that down and I want you to read that
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out as far as We Know yeah yeah yeah and
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I have been monitoring that fairly closely ever since the incident ever
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since we started discussing this yeah just going back to Terminator Genesis
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really before we move on yeah James Cameron who made the original Terminator
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movie and two and the sequel right great
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movies yeah we really enjoyed them uh made a bunch of other movies some of
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which we also really enjoyed uh then he made Avatar yeah which we divided
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opinions about sure but despite that he has said that Avatar is the only movie
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he ever wants to make and he's going to tell every single additional story in
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the universe of Avatar right y this could have gone any way really I mean
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what if he had decided that he would only tell stories in the universe of
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Terminator yeah okay you know what I mean yeah yeah it is a weird it's kind of a
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strange thing to decide like what if we just picking random uh James Cameron
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movies what if he decided he was going to tell all movies in the universe of
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True Lies that I would love that I would that I would love
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that yeah or um um the
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abyss yeah everything's everything takes place underwater or or aliens fact oh
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Titanic and the abyss could take place in yeah that's
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right yeah yeah no I mean he I mean [ __ ] I you
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can't with any of these other movies he's say again well he said he's
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everything's going to be in Avatar he was doing he was doing two he was doing
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two and three back toback at some point and then he was doing two three and four
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back to back at some point and then he was [ __ ] around with some new 3D
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technology and he's like he's been to the bottom of the ocean a bunch of times
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because that's the other thing he does I got to say he does a lot of stuff like I
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yeah he does in fact on that note I'll just intervene with this factoid because
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I've just gone to James Cameron's IMDb page because I wanted to see a list of
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his film so I could make other jokes like sit in the world of piranha 2 right
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yeah did you guys know that James Cameron wrote the screenplay to Rambo
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First Blood Part Two did he yeah part
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two yeah the sequel yeah yeah yeah well actually the one the one where he goes
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back to Vietnam and is it is it I'm not that familiar with the Rambo films is
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that one just an action movie yeah straight out action movie so kind of
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like how he wrote the the sequel to alien well this was the very next script
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after Rambo 2 was the alien script
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right interesting because I I mean I I still love aliens but compared to alien
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it is just an action movie version what if we did Alien as an action movie yeah
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yeah and um from I understand Rambo is quite a very um it's not about it's not
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an action movie it's not about AC no the first one first blood is um you know
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like a chilling indictment of the system yeah you know post Vietnam War a
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guy and everyone hates him yeah and he can't integrate into society um and then
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the sequel is they need to send him back to Vietnam yeah and then in the third
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one they send him to help the Taliban B fight the
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Russians yeah and then the last the last scene of the movie is Rambo riding off
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with the Taliban and it freezes and it comes up on the screen
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this movie is dedicated to the brave Freedom fight of of
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Afghanistan wow IE the Taliban wow yeah I don't know how to segue from the
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to prevent us from taking advantage of that you can also set a monthly cap so
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you could say um a dollar per episode with a maximum of $2 per month or
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whatever anyway it's just a way that if people want they can um give back to the
29:06
show and it'll um help us get money together to first of all cover the cost
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of putting it up because it does cost money um and then after that we can use
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the money to to do more interesting things to improve the show like we can
29:18
go to events and we can um you know make the website fancer we can you know like
29:23
and if you want to suggest features and stuff like that um or or things that you
29:27
want us to do I mean you know we'd be happy to go see all the [ __ ] new
29:31
films I'd be more than happy to do that and then we can talk about them every
29:34
week you know yeah because going to Italy to see them all is really killing
29:37
us that's right so anyway yeah it's just um you know if you feel inclined head on
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over it's um patreon.com multipl nerdgasm and and like I said you can cancel it at any
29:48
time and um we're going to set a bunch of goals on there as well so people know
29:52
what exactly we're going to use the money for all of the money will go into
29:55
the podcast this is not you know it's not for us it's for it's for the show um
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so yeah if that's something you might like to do head on over there yeah if if
30:04
all we cared about was the money we wouldn't have gone into podcasting
30:07
exactly exactly yeah I mean a less lucrative business I have yet to
30:12
discover look if I can just wear Hemorrhage and cash into if I can just
30:16
break even on the hosting I would be I'd be happy I mean and that said we're
30:20
going to keep doing it anyway this is just kind of you know
30:24
like we we like doing it and it would just be great if
30:28
if we didn't have to pay out of pocket for it so help us
30:33
[Music] out oh god I've just seen a picture of
30:38
the furries being evacuated oh what are they doing oh no I don't answer that
30:44
rutting how you going to say rutting they're running out of the of the venue
30:48
and they've all got they've got their furry costumes on but they're also
30:50
wearing lanyards which is obviously so the security can tell that they're lad
30:54
into the convention oh oh so funny
30:59
poor little guys speaking of funny I found this interesting um the new head
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of CSO which I I believed to be a very science
31:12
based uh institution CSI is that the one with um where he takes off the glasses
31:18
and said says one liners David Caruso yeah that's the one yeah yeah um well
31:25
it's the Australian oh [ __ ] what does it stand for I don't know what it stands
31:29
for it's a science thing in Australia [ __ ] I'm assuming the S is for science
31:33
yeah you know what going to O's organization man you know who's gonna be
31:38
furious julan julan julan is listening right now and she's furious with me
31:43
Commonwealth scientific and Industrial research organization okay well the new head of the
31:49
CSI uh grew up on farms apparently and he is he's saying that he's seen with
31:55
80% accuracy people d for water for [ __ ] sake so he wants to put a
32:02
bunch of money into researching why that works and tell why it works it's because
32:08
if you've grown up on a farm you kind of instinctually know the signs to look for
32:13
so whether you think it's science or whether you think it's a divining Rod
32:17
yeah it's just [ __ ] luck see I'm I'm I mean that's what I understood as well
32:22
that's why when I read this I was kind of like what he's saying he's saying
32:25
it's I mean this guy's a scientist I assume he's the doctor Dr Larry Marshall
32:29
well he's not anymore he's been I'm hereby officially stripping him of that
32:33
title he says I've always wondered whether there's something in the
32:35
electromagnetic field or gravitation anomaly like okay any listeners out
32:41
there he's the only anomaly if we're wrong right and there is more to this
32:46
than just Hocus Pocus like I'm pretty sure James Randy's done a good job of
32:50
debunking this like he must have yeah Dr
32:55
Carl has also debunked this too so okay well I mean this just this was very I
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know this guy works at the cero but I
33:05
just my Christmas now it seems very strange to me so yeah if I mean if this
33:10
is untrue I apologize Dr Larry Marshall but this is on um abc.net.au as far as I
33:17
know they reput all so it's got an interview with him
33:21
where he's talking about it so is he wearing a loud shirt with sexy ladies on
33:26
it because that's the only scientist I want to see Talking these days
33:29
unfortunately not bar has been raised but anyway apparently that's what
33:36
um that's what they're putting money into now to um try and solve the the um
33:41
the water shortages and whatnot that our farmers are facing I'm sure the farmers
33:45
are pleased to hear it pleased to hear
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it yeah so unless again unless I'm very wrong and please feel free to correct us
33:54
and I'll I'll publicly apologize um but I'm I thought dowsing was a bunch of
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[ __ ] so I will not publicly apologize
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FYI so yeah I'm just confused as to why why we do it in
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private I mean this comes out at the
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same time as Russell Crow's awful movie
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that he directs and stars in where he plays a farmer with a divining Rod movie
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is called the divining rod so I don't know whether this is just some free
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publicity for the film huh I mean that's ingenious
34:34
marketing if that's the case look the fact I'm I'm now on the uh
34:40
the Wikipedia page for dowsing yeah right uh dowsing is also known as
34:44
dividing which we've covered or doodle bugging I like let's call it that so
34:51
yeah I I think if you have to go if you have to use the word Doodlebug in a
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scientific paper then then you know you're on the wrong [Music]
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track oh you guys want to hear about some more we haven't had some any
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Twilight related content in a while and oh let's do it now strangely enough this
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came up um in a conversation at a party um we're at the other night someone
35:17
mentioned one of these items and oh man you go to some cool parties yeah I do I
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do so Twilight as we know um um is
35:30
encourages some creepy behavior um you know the the both of the male leads in
35:35
the in the story are um not the best Role Models no they're pretty much
35:41
stalkers a lot of them so um but it's
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it's it's also got some creepy merch um I don't know if you've clicked through
35:50
to this yet uh my favorite obviously you'll probably know I when we get to it
35:55
well the first is um it's an Cullen life-sized silhouette that you can put
36:00
on your wall it's the silhouette of him and it's got the words be
36:04
safe oh God that is so creepy you can put that on the wall in your room so you
36:10
can feel like you've got someone in your room watching you sleep yeah exactly
36:15
exactly yeah or so that you can feel creeped out by his his ominous Shadow
36:21
over constant presence yes um cuz you can't be trusted to be alone this the
36:27
second item on here is um Twilight underwear which I mean probably doesn't
36:31
surprise a whole lot because there's underwear I'm not I'm not going to get
36:35
up on a high horse about this I mean I've got Star Wars underwear I've Got
36:39
The Avengers underwear um have you have you looked at the picture here I want
36:42
you to scroll down past the initial picture to the my God yeah these are a
36:47
bit special um these Underpants my my Star Wars Underpants don't do this yeah
36:52
are you sure you sure I'm positive they don't these Underpants um have a special
36:58
feature where on the inside they also contain a picture of Edward's mouth so
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that you can um you know you can keep his his lips close to your
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lips um that is that is really weird if
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you ask me like I don't like there is no
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Twilight aside like that's just weird yeah yeah yeah um there's a Twilight
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condom which is not I mean what whatever you know I've Against Humanity
37:32
condom yeah what's on it I don't know I haven't opened it okay
37:38
all right that's fair um now my um browser is refusing to scroll however I
37:44
believe the next one is is actually my favorite what the [ __ ] is it the one
37:50
that I'm thinking of I felt womb SL
37:54
fetus yeah yeah um I think you can get that on Etsy if you if you're so
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inclined that's near the end of the series Bella and Edward settle down and
38:04
have a kid oh sounds riveting someone decided to pay tribute to this by
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creating a felt womb that contains a felt fetus surrounded by what looks like
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pure
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evil yeah what yeah so um so weird so
38:23
that's a bit creepy um it's more than a bit creepy I don't know why my web brows
38:28
is playing up come on come on come on come on let me get to
38:31
this I apologize for this well we can move on to the next one which is the vampire
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flashlight oh yeah yeah have you seen can you see the um the side profile of
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the vampire flashlight yeah I can I've got to say that doesn't look pleasurable
38:46
no it's teeth yeah all the way in so the
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mouth is um teeth um but also inside are
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teeth so it's kind of nibbling on your [ __ ] as you uh you know as you attach it
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to your flashlight Launchpad which was um which is actually
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my pick for um Tech Gadget of 2014 for the record so if you're looking for a
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Christmas present for me everybody Christmas present yeah that's what you
39:13
want so you'd like to suck you dry sex in a can no fleslight the Fleshlight
39:17
launch pad um and then number six I like as well um which I don't know if this is the one
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that we were discussing at the party particularly it's a it's a vampire dildo
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so it's a very um very pale um dildo uh
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that sparkles in the sun obviously um how many people are using
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this outside in the sun well the reason that
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this the um the thing that came no no no
39:47
Matt that's a valid question it is the thing that came up at the um the party
39:52
the reason for the conversation was that apparently uh it is a a thing that um
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ladies will pop their vampire dildo in the freezer because as we all know Edward is very
40:05
cold oh God so um so you just pop the
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old vampire dildo in the freezer and then you can um you know you can get the
40:16
real experience and I I wonder I if they haven't done this they're missing out um
40:20
I would suggest kind of a microwavable um Jacob penis because as
40:26
We Know the werewolves are warm uh some kind some kind of furry penis yeah yeah
40:33
well furry and warm so you can heat that one up and then you can kind of just go
40:37
at yourself both them oh double penetration just go at all those holes
40:41
at once and um yeah so yeah I mean
40:46
Stephanie Myers style there's some some great Christmas gifts idea on that list
40:53
um now going back to last week where we discussed things a band yeah now one of
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the things band you weren't allowed to penetrate with something what was it
41:04
assciated with violence or something yes I think that was vampires would be violent
41:10
probably probably yeah so interesting
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just just put don't don't film yourself with it or you'll have the Standards
41:19
Board knocking on your door going get that thing out
41:24
OFA I know it's still in there I can see the end of it get it
41:29
out well they don't have to knock the door because you're outside in the sun
41:33
of course you can have it back at the end of the day yeah is that D Lo
41:37
sparkley no no sorry sorry don't mind me continue just walk on my dog in the dog
41:42
park that mind [Laughter] [Music]
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me well look there's a couple of video game things here that we could talk
41:54
about and before we do do you guys know
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who Ralph bear is um I didn't but I
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learned it today yeah Ralph bear was the one of the developers of the Magnavox
42:07
Odyssey which was uh the first kind of
42:11
home game console predated the um the Atari by a few years uh it was in black
42:18
and white and it didn't have any sound but it was certainly the uh the
42:22
precursor to you know all of the video game consoles that we got after that
42:28
and um he died today age 92 so he had a good run 92
42:34
years on this Earth pretty good really not bad I hope yeah I would mind if I
42:40
got that far watched a little video today of him playing pong back in 1969
42:45
oh yeah like a boss badass we be hoping he'd be pretty
42:51
good at it since he made the game yeah often touted as being the father of
42:57
video games so I don't to bir them but if you make a video game are you
43:03
required to be really good at it I think you should be like is
43:08
everybody who worked on Call of Duty just really good at it like in
43:11
multiplayer you just don't want to would want to
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play or like um
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Starcraft like I don't know I don't know what my point is it's said no that is a
43:23
valid question you know what I would love to see developers going head
43:29
to-head with just hardcore Gamers that would be good series that would be an
43:33
interesting series that absolutely would Kickstarter paint pending that's our
43:38
it's going to be our second Kickstarter worked so well for us last time yeah hey
43:42
we got funded we just uh have to get a yeah you guys funded it from
43:49
within I
43:55
didn't all right then and the rest of the money came from people we're having sex
44:01
with I still want to know who's having sex with my mother and I've told you
44:06
we're not going to tell you we don't all want to own up to it
44:11
yeah that's
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right shout out to Carol I'll see you later tonight Johnny [ __ ]
44:22
big well too far too far no no it's it's fine speaking of games I'm talking to
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Carol oh sorry my bad my bad speaking of video games um and we've
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discussed this uh this venue before um Jenner and I went to spawn point the
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other night which is Sydney's new gaming bar um and what was that like uh it's
44:45
it's nice we should should all go there and check it out sometime it's um it's
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look Matt I've I've seen pictures of you there and I didn't see this mysterious
44:53
Jenna in any of the photos so it's okay
44:58
if you went by yourself no no well I mean it's okay you don't have to make up
45:04
a fake girlfriend no judgment here safe place here we'll go bars with you me and
45:10
my selfie stick went to spawn point and uh we checked it out uh it's a nice it's
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um the venue is really nice they've got a bunch of machines set up they've got
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um a Wii U where is it uh it's in Clarence Street in the city oh okay Dave
45:25
can go after work yeah yeah yeah it's right near there um and they've got yeah
45:30
they got a bunch of they got a Wii U setup with like uh eight controllers cuz
45:33
they've got Super Smash Brothers on it and that supports up to eight players so
45:37
that that was like people were going crazy on that when we were there I bet
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they [ __ ] yelling and carrying on and stuff that was good uh they got like a
45:44
Nintendo 64 and um they've got a bunch of um raspberry pies with retro games on
45:49
them you can play like a bunch of Super Nintendo and Nest games on those um so
45:54
that's all cool it's kind of similar setup to manaar
46:57
and they are like the quality beers like this just little creatures I was
47:01
drinking it wasn't you know wasn't just like two e new or anything like that so
47:06
but yeah I I mean it would be an expensive night out I think if you were
47:08
just try and get wasted there uh unless go to the city very often do you it's
47:15
[ __ ] expensive to drink everywhere you know what maybe maybe you're right
47:19
and I I should retract that statement um but uh yeah I found it to be to be
47:24
pricey but yeah you're right I do I live a bit further out so um yeah but yeah
47:29
know it was really good we should we should all head down there um they have
47:31
competitions on uh you know like Publishers give them prizes and stuff
47:35
you know like they had a bunch of stuff from blizzard a week ago and um they
47:40
have you know yeah game competitions and yeah just head down there with your
47:45
friends like we played a bunch of just Super Mario Brothers um while we were
47:49
drinking our cocktails on one of the playing on one of the rby prizes it's
47:52
good it's fun so strange that's just open because in CRA we just had uh like
47:57
that open cord reload opened last Saturday awesome so I'll be going down
48:02
there this week to have a look okay same kind of deal or you haven't been down
48:05
obviously so um from what I've heard it's exactly the same cocktails and
48:09
games yeah cool yeah see Manar was good fun um and you know what it's probably
48:14
manaba was probably just as expensive it's that I was just always drunk when I
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got there yeah so in this case I got I arrived
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sober uh but no I think we should go to one cuz we enjoyed it when we went to
48:28
the one in Melbourne and in Brisbane oh yeah yeah yeah they're good
48:31
fun yeah so I reckon yeah we should get the mult someone's house and have a few
48:36
drinks and play some games that's true but it is different the atmosphere is
48:40
different yeah so I'm not going to invite a bunch of strangers around to my
48:44
house just to play games in the background for atmosphere oh I would I
48:48
strangers to your house mant I know you would that's why you're not invited oh
48:52
so I'll see you at spawn point yep um
48:57
yeah no it good I recommend it we should all head down there and you should too
49:01
listeners come for a drink we'll tweet when we're when we're there next come
49:05
down have a drink with us good idea can I tweet when I at reload yeah
49:12
yeah absolutely yeah listeners if you're in camra um tweet at us and let us know
49:16
you can go and meet Luke just come up to my house we play
49:21
some games cool just go around to his house and stand around and play games in
49:24
the background while he plays games and gets drunk
49:29
yeah you're drunk now aren't you Luke I wouldn't say
49:37
drunk what's in between drunk and sober that's me tipsy I'm
49:44
tipsy that's still a thing right that's still a word people use I'm not like
49:47
some kind of old Crogan kogin is it CR or C Majin I think the fact that you
49:54
don't know is a good sign yeah yeah yeah it's not a word I'm familiar
49:58
[Music]
50:01
with so we've had the uh Star Wars
50:06
trailer for um episode seven um but if
50:11
if you can't wait I for episode seven
50:15
well you can get a a fix on with some Star Wars fan film action um I do love
50:21
some good Star Wars fan film well this is an Australian Star Wars fan film and
50:26
it's called White you've lost me this is called white armor and it's
50:32
made by welcome to tataway how you going [ __ ] off back to the [ __ ] off back
50:38
to the Empire it's kind of appropriate considering all the Storm Troopers are
50:41
from New Zealand now um although I'm pretty sure based on the premise of this
50:45
film I'm assuming that's they're going with the um with the recruitment story
50:51
from um the original trilogy uh so this is a this is a fan film called to just
50:56
go with a and then you could just just hide one actor yeah that's
51:00
true this is called white armor and it's a short film following a storm triop
51:04
Recon unit set in the Star Wars universe and it's made by um a group of guys in
51:07
Melbourne uh and it looks pretty cool they're members of the 501st which is
51:12
the um they do some great work oh yeah their costumes are amazing like well I
51:16
mean they have you have to have an amazing costume to join no no I meant I
51:19
meant for the charity work they also do oh right okay yeah yeah that too that
51:22
too that's what the five first do they go out there dressed up in their armor
51:25
and raise money yeah and also they make cool
51:29
films apparently now um so this this
51:35
film is um they describe it as Generation Kill meet Starship Troopers
51:39
this short film is set in the Star Wars Universe following Stormtroopers
51:41
fighting in an imperial Recon unit the film will take the viewer into the world
51:45
of a stormtrooper who has recently been conscripted into the Imperial forces it
51:48
will show segments of war in an observational style documentary slsh
51:52
film um if you watch the trailer up the top um you can see that there I mean you
51:56
can see the costumes that spot on and they look excellent and the the footage
52:00
looks really good they've obviously shut this out in the in some sort of deserty
52:03
environment and it looks like tne or some similar Star Wars type environment
52:10
as we discussed all planets in Star Wars just have the one um environment type so
52:16
one terrain and this one is sand but yeah I mean it looks it looks
52:21
good looks good um they seem like cool guys um so they kick ST which I linked
52:27
to in the show notes they've actually already met their goal um they had a
52:31
goal of of 1,650 and they've surpassed that by quite a bit they're almost up to
52:36
four grand now um but wow they pass out quickly because at the time of recording
52:41
this there's still 29 days to go yeah so as you can tell I mean well you watch
52:45
the video you see it's I mean looks like they they got a quality product going on
52:49
here so and then their stretch goals um I don't know they've announced them yet
52:54
um I so to be honest I'm not not sure um
52:58
I'm guessing the um the money should all go into making the film even better um I
53:04
guess I don't know we can confirm that with them they have reached out to us on
53:09
Twitter already um so we can check that with them if if the listeners are
53:13
concerned but yeah I mean but again just because they've reached their funding
53:16
goal doesn't mean that you shouldn't go and support them because re I mean the
53:19
idea is that all the money should go to the film so hopefully yeah so the more
53:23
money they get the better it'll be yeah exactly so it's it's still worth
53:27
jumping in and also you can check out some of the rewards too they've got um
53:30
t-shirts and hoodies uh and the designs are pretty cool um yeah check them out it looks
53:35
cool I mean and to be clear we're not these aren't friends of ours or anything
53:39
I maybe made it sound like I maybe made it sound like they are [ __ ] they
53:45
are absolute [ __ ] we would never be friends with no no I just worried that
53:51
I'd made it sound like we knew these guys personally or something but we
53:53
don't they're um they're just never we're just impressed with what they've
53:59
got here yeah so don't call me up asking to
54:04
hang out guys all right I'm sick of
54:09
it yeah
54:14
call yeah no he hates Star Wars don't call him no oh you can get Imperial
54:19
bucks as one of the um one of the backer Awards too Imperial bucks as in dollars
54:25
as in money imperal IAL box Oh I thought you meant like an Imperial uh deer yeah
54:31
an imperial furry yeah I wonder if is there any
54:36
furries at these things that dresses like banther or course are a nice
54:43
Tonton yeah I thought they smelled bad on the
54:46
outside yeah or Yoda can I go as
54:51
Yoda Judge Me by my size do you
54:59
yeah or a a minock they have those little hanging
55:05
out cockroach they have those little sucker mouths that'd probably go down
55:08
all right oh yeah W the the
55:15
garbage uh disposal mon you know what I thought about the other day I was
55:18
thinking about you know you know the trash compactor in Star Wars I do so I
55:23
thought of this because I unfortunately happened to smell one of the bins out
55:27
the back of a restaurant nearby and I realized that's that that would have
55:31
stank that place would have smelled like that because as a child watching that I
55:35
didn't even think of that and and it never occurred to me that that that
55:38
liquid that they're walking around in is bin juice is bin juice yeah that's the
55:43
stuff that leaks out of the bag sometimes in the bottom of the bin and
55:46
you go oh God not again that's stuff that makes you gag just when you realize
55:50
it's near you yeah so next time you watch Star Wars that's what they're waiting around
55:55
in it looks like I'm going to have to buy a
55:59
Wii U soon yeah finally doing
56:05
it the sons ofch is that is that because uh you want to play day of the tentacle
56:11
and you don't have a PS4 actually no it's actually due to
56:18
Zelda well then they finally they released some footage of it and I've
56:22
finished every single Zelda game so I'm going to have to get it or maybe I'll
56:26
just borrow yours bats yeah you could you could do that I mean we got talk
56:31
yourself around to that pretty quick we got Super Smash Brothers the other day
56:35
so um and um we also have Mario Kart look there's a lot of good games to the
56:40
Wii U I'll be honest it's just they're not enticing enough for us to buy one
56:44
but now that Ubisoft has given us one as a prize
56:49
um we will definitely play the new zelder on it
56:55
y but what were you saying about Dave
56:57
the tentacle oh they REM they making um Dave the tentacle special edition
57:04
remastered um and I've just confused everyone because it's actually not
57:07
available on the Wii U no just PS4 VA PC and Linux so not even Mac so [ __ ] off I
57:13
can't even play this yeah it is it is odd actually the choice of um platform I
57:20
don't know why yeah I don't know I I don't know what that's about because it's double
57:24
fine doing it and then double fine I mean isn't
57:29
um uh what's the Broken Age isn't Broken Age crossplatform they they do games on
57:34
all sorts of platforms like it's sort of a weird game to go as an exclusive with
57:38
Sony oh is that what it is it's an exclusive well I don't know I'm just
57:43
going with it being PS4 and VA that yeah yeah I that's weird you think you try
57:49
and get it out to every Market you can yeah yeah you think so well although I
57:54
mean they've got guaranteed um audience for this and to be honest it's not going
57:59
to be a mainstream title like I don't
58:03
know they might attract some kids who are curious but I don't think the games
58:09
these days aren't the same as the old adventure games where you why are they
58:11
trying to attract curious kids well I think Tim shaer might have a
58:17
a brain tumor that's that's let him asay SL no sorry Tim Tim what you're saying
58:23
is Tim sh [ __ ] no no no no I love you Tim well that's what I heard
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no no bad Dan Tim if you if you don't [ __ ]
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children ride in and let us
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know um yeah but I mean games these days the Old Lucas Arts games like day the
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tentacle and Maniac mansion and you know the Indiana Jones ones and all they all they're a
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different um pace of game to what we get these days like even Adventure games
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these days I talked about this with Telltale um yeah people don't apparently
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don't want to have to sit and think and wander around and and experiment and get
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kind of get lost for a couple of hours they just want to like okay next thing
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next thing next thing like I'm actually finding myself doing that these days I'm
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having a hard time finding time to sit down to play even Dragon Age because I
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know I'm going to have to commit time to it yeah is it is the problem that
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there's just too many games now like yeah cuz when I was young and I was
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playing day of the tentacle for example I don't think I actually really had any
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other games I cared about at the time so I was just committed to day the tentacle
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like I don't know if that's because there weren't any other games or just
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because the game was that game was just so good you know what you know what I
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mean like I I couldn't have afforded another game anyway yeah you just had to play the
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games you did have until you finished it and I feel like it wasn't like every
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month there were like 30 games released you know what I mean like Assassin's
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Creed we got two [ __ ] Assassin's Creed games in one month recently like
1:00:03
yeah well I know my problem is at the I'm looking over at my shelf I have 30 Xbox One
1:00:08
games there are 30 Xbox One games they're just the ones I have yeah
1:00:13
oh Jesus I didn't realize that many I've got like H maybe seven or eight now I'm
1:00:20
a whole generation behind yeah there's there's eight of them I know for a fact
1:00:24
that I haven't even started to play yet but and and yet you didn't wait till
1:00:31
they were a bit cheaper to buy them you just bought them anyway I have a
1:00:36
problem it's yeah financial problem yeah um well you will play play them right
1:00:42
but I mean you know your your life's changed a little bit lately Luke you
1:00:45
probably have less time than you used to I'm guessing yeah just just just a
1:00:49
little bit less time yeah yeah that's not necessarily a bad thing is it Luke
1:00:53
hey no no no I'm I'm actually happy about it yeah good good good good hi
1:00:58
Hannah have you listening she doesn't listen yeah I wouldn't listen to V either yeah so
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daily tentacle no Xbox no um well nothing other than PS4 and PC and Linux
1:01:10
I guess I'm playing it on PC yeah I'll getting PC I I might just
1:01:15
buy a Linux machine for the sake of it I wonder if this will have man
1:01:20
Mansion included in it like the original did well I assume it will yeah it'd be
1:01:25
weird if it didn't [Music] um but yeah I mean they're not
1:01:30
re-releasing such an integral part of the game that you can play man yeah
1:01:35
quite clever actually just goes to show how the technology had
1:01:39
Advanced but yeah I mean day the tentacles one of my favorite games I
1:01:42
definitely up playing it again hopefully they I hope they don't mess with it too
1:01:45
much you know because it it is kind of fine I think I
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don't know that it needs to be remastered too much you know yeah
1:01:56
like tidy it up but uh I don't know I don't want to I did you play The Monkey
1:02:02
Island remastered games well I started and then I got
1:02:09
distracted with other games yeah well there I mean they're the same I didn't
1:02:13
need to because I still played those original games and I'm like I don't
1:02:16
think the graphics lets them down or anything I don't think Pace lets them
1:02:19
down they're still great in fact I was about to say the I I played Monkey
1:02:23
Island 2 the special edition just cuz I was like I love that game and I called
1:02:26
it play it again but I didn't need the the new graphics and in fact I just
1:02:31
missed the old ones because you know it was fine and say Monkey Island 1 which
1:02:37
was I mean even had inferior comparatively Graphics it's fine like
1:02:42
that's what still a great game that's what mon ISS that's what it looks like
1:02:47
you're going to try and resell something to make a bit of money off it you're
1:02:50
going to have to make it look a bit nicer yeah I suppose if you were to come
1:02:53
out and sell try and sell that same game the graphics people okay and you're
1:02:58
going to have a whole new audience that are just going to go straight past it
1:03:01
well make a new game then yeah but that's the other you could
1:03:06
say about Cinema as well you know yeah that's true stop rebooting things and
1:03:11
just write the original story as you've just pointed out we got
1:03:16
two [ __ ] uh Assassin's Creeds in the last month like and they've already
1:03:21
announced the next one yeah yeah of course they have you know what's not coming out
1:03:26
Fallout 4 ah I know [ __ ] that's I mean you know that's
1:03:32
all I'm going to say about it but I'm just they didn't announce it anyway like
1:03:36
technically they really didn't do a whole lot to indicate that it was coming
1:03:40
out but people just want it so bad that they invent reasons to think that it's
1:03:44
happening but I mean so what have they said they just
1:03:47
said we're not making it or we're just not announcing it they said they're not
1:03:53
announcing it uh this year but uh this year's only got about three more weeks
1:04:00
to go so maybe they're releasing it on New Year's Eve I don't know now looking
1:04:05
uh looking at the article it seems like everyone thought they were going to
1:04:09
announce Fallout 4 and what they actually said was PSA we're not showing
1:04:13
anything at the game awards got here EA will apparently be
1:04:17
making a special announcement at the awards which according which uh no one
1:04:22
will guess right what was the announcement oh D the tentacle
1:04:27
probably was it I wouldn't guess
1:04:32
that well okay so it seems like everyone spoiling our own news now aren't we
1:04:37
everyone got excited because they thought it might be Fallout 4 and it's
1:04:40
not I really hope they don't do what they did with the that new Elder Scrolls
1:04:45
and go fall out on oh God me too oh God because I would have I would have given
1:04:51
my left testicle for for a new Elder Scrolls game and by the way my Yuri
1:04:57
threat is feeling much better thank you for everyone who sent me your well
1:05:00
wishes I appreciate it sorry um but um finding out that the followup to Skyrim
1:05:07
is an MMO is just devastating it's absolutely devastating yeah I'm I'm sure they'll do
1:05:14
another Standalone now because everyone [ __ ] hated hell Scrolls Online you
1:05:19
know what I wouldn't mind if they were to introduce maybe a co-op to it yeah
1:05:24
you could play that with three two three other people yeah Dragon Age has be F
1:05:29
Dragon Age has Co up but it's separate did you just hypothetically did you
1:05:33
hypothetically just include and then disinclude one of us from your
1:05:39
game I wouldn't mind playing with three or maybe two uh people
1:05:44
[Laughter] online I bet to go the other way to yeah
1:05:51
um yeah yeah yeah out of this one [ __ ] with oh we didn't actually really talk about
1:05:57
Zelda the um the Zelda footage looks great it looks like another Zelda well
1:06:03
no it doesn't because it's it's all um one big open world and it's huge kind of
1:06:08
like how the new Dragon Age has all these huge areas and it seems like you
1:06:12
just can keep walking in in a direction for riding or riding yeah you just keep
1:06:19
going and then you can um yeah I mean it's not that impressive because
1:06:25
which has it now and Dragon Age has it and all these games now have it where
1:06:28
you've got these huge areas to explore but um I think the fact that it's Zelda
1:06:34
kind of sweetens the deal a bit on yeah if Zelda never had this before it's a
1:06:38
big deal I mean there's seven kids out there that are going to be delighted
1:06:41
they can play their little kid game well Ocarina of Time Has I know
1:06:46
what you mean it has the um the hru fields and stuff at the start but um I
1:06:51
mean that's not that big I mean at the time at the time it
1:06:55
blew body fine because you left you left Kiri Village and then all of a sudden
1:06:58
there's this massive field and you can go anywhere but you know comparatively
1:07:03
it's not that not that big yeah no I don't mean to belittle you
1:07:07
Luke but it's just not that big just comparatively it's not that big
1:07:12
comparatively yeah I mean it's perfectly sized compared to itself yeah yeah and
1:07:17
it was impressive you know at a certain point when we were children when we're
1:07:20
children it was impressive but um you know and children still think it is
1:07:25
impressive CU they don't know any different you know what I mean because
1:07:28
you're the one only one here who yeah but they'll learn children are playing
1:07:32
that game they'll [Music]
1:07:36
learn uh we got a new Bond movie uh on its way and they've announced the name
1:07:40
of it and it's I mean the name is not that much of a surprise it's called
1:07:43
Spectre which is the organization we've heard a lot about if you've read the
1:07:47
books you know all about Spectre yeah and they've been talking about it in the
1:07:50
films now and leading up to it so that's that's cool I'm excited I like liked
1:07:56
exced too I've liked the Bond films yeah I love the Bond films but I do think it
1:08:00
was funny that um Daniel Craig came out this week and said that um Mike Myers
1:08:06
[ __ ] him not literally um ah are we sure he didn't mean literally just in
1:08:12
terms of the fact that Bond really did have to kind of turn 360 and you know
1:08:18
turn 360 you're or the same point turn 180 how's that y turn 180 and um it
1:08:25
become much more darker not because that's what the audience necessarily
1:08:27
wanted but just because that Austin Powers made fun of the old ones so much
1:08:33
that they couldn't really do it anymore right okay the the one liners and the
1:08:38
quirkiness I mean Daniel Craig said this this week the truth is can anyone do a
1:08:44
Daniel Craig voice before I read this does anyone else want to take over the truth of it
1:08:49
is no that's small no no well I tell you what the truth of it is that I have
1:08:55
always this plan in my head is that we got to make them and begin them again no
1:08:58
that's not right my bad no but look I mean one James Bond is as good as
1:09:02
another right so um if you'll permit me the truth of it is that I'd always had
1:09:06
this plan in my head and that we got to make um Sean connory right you guys you
1:09:10
guys picked up oh yeah sorry yeah thought it was Patrick Stewart yeah
1:09:14
sorry my is your con better than mine do you want to take over I suppose we'll
1:09:17
have to let the audience decide oh I guess they've
1:09:23
decided the truth of it is that I I've always had this plan in my head no it's
1:09:27
way more Scottish now I don't know what I'm doing abought
1:09:31
abought I don't know what I'm doing they'll take our lives but they'll never
1:09:35
take the truth of it is that I've always had this FL in my
1:09:39
head how about we do a souy conversion truth of it is I'd always had this plan
1:09:44
in my head that we would go back and make them and begin again and bring them
1:09:47
all back but it had to happen the way it did I can't see it happening any other
1:09:51
way we had to destroy the myth because Mike Myers [ __ ] us literally dick ass
1:09:56
I'm a huge Mark Ms fan so don't get me wrong but he [ __ ] us he [ __ ] us hard
1:10:00
he [ __ ] us like a bunch of Keers made it impossible to do the gags um what I'm
1:10:06
proudest of in Skyfall is the lightness of the touch that we've been able to
1:10:09
bring back into it but uh not lose the drama or the action so um and that was
1:10:14
um South African Daniel Craig that was Daniel Craig from Munich
1:10:19
yeah absolutely yeah channeled through
1:10:23
shelto Copley yeah yeah well there you go yeah no I I kind of
1:10:28
see what he means but I don't know if that's I don't know if I agree
1:10:30
completely no I I call [ __ ] on that actually yeah I do a little bit too I
1:10:35
think they could have say more face you K I mean the connory ones the connory
1:10:41
ones had the gags but they were still had a bit light I think Skyfall he's
1:10:46
right they did kind of get it back I think Skyfall had some really good
1:10:51
moments um that felt more like the traditionals but Cino Royale was yeah
1:10:56
very serious and I mean very serious and Quantum of soless was just was just an
1:11:01
action movie it wasn't really Mike [ __ ] this for a movie that
1:11:06
came out what when did when did that come out late 90s yeah yeah getting
1:11:13
close to 20 years ago yeah I I could I think he um I think
1:11:18
doing it the Roger Moore style he [ __ ] them like but I don't I don't know that
1:11:23
he was really making fun of the um you
1:11:27
know the connory or the Timothy doton
1:11:31
James B I like I like Timothy D do you guys know
1:11:36
that Adam West was offered James Bond
1:11:41
really after Shan Conor left I wish he' had have taken it yeah
1:11:46
he turned it down you know why he was such a big fan of James Bond to begin
1:11:50
with and he just said James Bond cannot be American
1:11:54
right no that's fair oh actually I think Liam n said that at some points they'd
1:11:58
approached him about it and he didn't want to do it um and he said that yeah
1:12:01
right well he's not American though so I don't know I can't remember what my
1:12:04
point with that was look I mean he's Irish and Pierce broen's Irish and he played him yeah
1:12:10
yeah Sean Conor is Scottish and he played him Roger Moore is Welsh and he
1:12:13
played him George leaden be is Australian yeah and he played him as far
1:12:18
as I know there's been only one person that's played him before who was English
1:12:22
Daniel Craig yeah assuming that Timothy doon's English yeah I assume so he sounds
1:12:29
English he does okay I'm just going I just found a list of people who were considered to
1:12:35
play oh right well Gibson was considered in 1987
1:12:41
H um Timothy born in Wales sorry just
1:12:46
putting this out there he's Welsh he's a good one in
1:12:50
2001 considered to replace P brosen was Robbie
1:12:54
Williams what Jesus yep I'm glad that didn't happen has he
1:13:00
ever is he acted in anything maybe what did I know of hope
1:13:05
not oh you know what you know what I
1:13:07
take it back Roger Moore is English
1:13:12
stop so I was I was obviously thinking of uh of doton
1:13:17
right apologies and Luke please continue I'm just trying to find if
1:13:22
there's anyone else worth mentioning there not really please tell
1:13:26
me that there was never like a Will Smith in there or Tom
1:13:31
Cruz not that I can see no they're not I mean [ __ ] Tom Cruz that would never
1:13:37
happen they wouldn't do that oh Dick Van
1:13:42
Dyke well we've all heard his his British
1:13:47
accent yeah it's got he the reason why he didn't get it was his English accent
1:13:52
failed to appeal to the producer [ __ ] yeah James Bond Chimney Sweep like yeah
1:13:58
Mary Poppins is like almost singlehandedly destroyed by his
1:14:05
accent oh dear yeah I know oh oh same
1:14:10
Neil oh oh I would watch that
1:14:15
hello do we have a Sam Neil jingle I'd be surprised if we didn't at this stage
1:14:20
I don't know that we do would you like to provide the basis for
1:14:24
one uh uh sure um what what kind of what kind of style should Sam Neils jingle
1:14:30
Sam Neil's jingle should be in the style of Jurassic Park Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam ne
1:14:36
ne ne ne as James
1:14:41
Bond he does move in
1:14:46
herds clever girl he can only say quotes from
1:14:51
Jurassic Park as James want ah blow Feld I see that you do move
1:14:57
in HS ah they should get um Jeff Goldblum as James Bond that would be
1:15:02
great oh God yes that would be amazing love that guy have you guys seen the LG
1:15:09
ad with Jeff Goblin I don't think so all right podcast over go and Google it
1:15:15
right now audience go and Google it that's all for this
1:15:18
week oh and also while you're there look up um the Jeff Goldblum uh Apple ads
1:15:24
slowed down so that it sounds like he's drunk because they're drunk yeah they're
1:15:29
awesome so there you go Google as's your homework for the next week look just
1:15:33
spend the rest of tonight Google and Jeff Goblin yeah you can't get wrong
1:15:37
really the were you gonna tonight the guy's a treasure what were you gonna do
1:15:41
tonight that's better than watching a bunch of YouTube clips about Jeff
1:15:44
Goldblum I I've told you guys in real life but have I told you on the podcast
1:15:48
yet about my friend Brian who was in LA and went to see a Jeff Goldblum gig no
1:15:54
no think you have so my friend went to see Jeff goldblum's band play because
1:15:59
when you live in Hollywood you can just go and see Hollywood actors bands play
1:16:02
yeah and um Jeff gold has a little jazz band but in the middle of the jazz songs
1:16:09
he stops like in between numbers and just does a little impromptu movie
1:16:14
trivia right like he'll just stop and
1:16:18
and he'll go um yeah uh well that um Tom Cruz he was in uh he was in a Few Good
1:16:24
Men uh wasn't he and um who else was in that who else was in that movie and
1:16:29
somebody be like Jack Nicholson Jack Nicholson yeah and then he'd be like
1:16:33
Jack Nicholson Jack Nicholson that's so interesting because he was in One Flew
1:16:36
Over the CUO Nest wasn't he wasn't he he was and and just and just go off on
1:16:40
tangents talking about movies I I now need to go and see Jeff Goblin's band
1:16:47
yeah well hopefully people kick to our what did you call it Matt oh patreon
1:16:52
yeah there you go that could be one of our goals I'll set that if we earn if we
1:16:56
get [ __ ] a lot of money every episode we'll go we'll fly and we'll fly
1:17:01
to LA and see Jeff goblins band I don't know why people would pay us to do that
1:17:06
when if they were going to pay that they could just pay themselves to do it but
1:17:09
no but here's the thing here's the thing because listeners you guys only have to
1:17:12
put in a couple of bucks and if enough of you do it it works you don't have to
1:17:15
just you don't have to buy yourself a ticket that's why well look I mean we
1:17:19
have we've almost done 100 episodes this is episode 98 yeah right I know far out
1:17:25
if you consider it a bucka show isn't that much right so if if we implored
1:17:29
people to pay a dollar for every show that's 100 bucks from every listener
1:17:33
yeah I know we would make a cool 300 bucks off [Laughter]
1:17:40
this yeah no I 300 bucks every two
1:17:47
years it would pay for the hosting just putting that out there they pay for one
1:17:53
night with a medium level prostitute [Laughter] or in Midnight Moonlight Gallery
1:18:00
moonlight moonlight gentleman yeah that's the
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gallery maybe they'll sponsor us maybe they
1:18:10
will instead of people going off and Googling the rest of the night they
1:18:15
could write down half of a code we're about to give them oh yeah that would be
1:18:19
really good considering I was supposed to do that earlier that's all right this is a test
1:18:24
if you've been listening through all this driil yeah then you deserve this
1:18:28
code yeah we got a special this is quite a long one so
1:18:33
thank you for sticking around yeah we got a special treat for you what you
1:18:36
always say we got a special treat for the listeners we have a uh a code for
1:18:43
Tales from the Borderlands the new Telltale Borderlands series it is the
1:18:47
whole season so this will get you the whole season of on Steam yeah it's a
1:18:54
steam code so if you're into that which you probably are if you listen to this
1:18:58
uh you know this will get it I'm going to give half the code now and then later
1:19:03
in the week we're going to give the other half on Twitter so the reason for
1:19:07
that being we prefer someone who actually listens to the show get the
1:19:12
game so um I'm hoping people will get this bit of the code and then know to
1:19:17
look out for the other bit so don't have Twitter can we put on the Facebook
1:19:21
too yeah all right sure we'll do it at both at the same time so it it'll be
1:19:24
first and best dress like literally this is there's one code that we've got and
1:19:28
once it's redeemed it's done so best of luck to you all um the code is actually
1:19:33
in three sections I will give out the second two sections now and then later
1:19:37
in the week the first section will be revealed on Facebook and Twitter so get
1:19:42
your pens or keyboards ready the second
1:19:44
section of the code is 4 a m
1:19:50
XA and in the third section so it's a dash in between three b e
1:19:57
jx2 so I'll repeat that in totality this
1:20:01
is riveting listening 4 a MX a-3 e
1:20:07
jx2 so that is the last part of the code and later in the week we will give out
1:20:13
the first five letters of the code so you can redeem it on
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