Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #648 We Don't LAUNCH the Same with Dustin Bartz (Bartz Barbecue)
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- 2:41Speaker 1: How about that? So with that further without further ado,
- 2:45Speaker 1: what's going on to my co host x G.
- 2:48Speaker 3: Sup dog, what's up? I love chick lits, but this
- 2:51Speaker 3: barbecue fucking ashole has got me fucking yeah.
- 2:55Speaker 4: All right, that's why I thought.
- 2:56Speaker 3: I almost, yeah, put a lot of love in that one.
- 3:02Speaker 1: That's fun.
- 3:05Speaker 3: Fucked up.
- 3:06Speaker 1: He goes in the hashows but not in the food.
- 3:11Speaker 1: Who thought?
- 3:12Speaker 3: Who would have thought?
- 3:14Speaker 4: Yeah, that's ships sucking dank oh man.
- 3:17Speaker 1: That is.
- 3:21Speaker 2: Them.
- 3:23Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 3:26Speaker 1: I made it.
- 3:27Speaker 3: I made.
- 3:30Speaker 1: Also to his ride by surprise trippy out. I was like,
- 3:33Speaker 1: what the fuck? Who's that blowing? Already? From far away?
- 3:37Speaker 2: They got the one of the only bartsk the Red School,
- 3:40Speaker 2: the Red.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Allad it is you know who the Red Skool is
- 3:47Speaker 1: in America?
- 3:48Speaker 4: I know exactly that is.
- 3:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:49Speaker 1: He was like, I guess his nemesis.
- 3:51Speaker 4: It's like that, or I'm like ghost writer one of
- 3:52Speaker 4: the two.
- 3:53Speaker 1: Now, ghostwriter?
- 3:54Speaker 2: Was you when you fainted at the location the mortuary locate?
- 3:57Speaker 1: Bro? What you were almost joined the mortuary?
- 4:01Speaker 3: Right?
- 4:02Speaker 4: That was the most jacked I've ever been doing an event.
- 4:05Speaker 4: I mean it was like what one hundred and some
- 4:06Speaker 4: degrees out there? We were in a red tent, so
- 4:09Speaker 4: all the heat was just sucked in there and I
- 4:11Speaker 4: already had like been dehydrated from stamp all night.
- 4:14Speaker 3: And you might be like and you might be like, well,
- 4:15Speaker 3: who cares type of thing you're barbecuing. This fucker had
- 4:19Speaker 3: a line that he had promised people, Yeah, was gonna
- 4:22Speaker 3: be ready for them.
- 4:23Speaker 1: Well it was.
- 4:24Speaker 4: It was all pre ordered, so there was a big
- 4:26Speaker 4: ass line. We had to make it happen. But yeah,
- 4:28Speaker 4: that's when I fucking curled up like a little ball,
- 4:32Speaker 4: like like I was a baby.
- 4:33Speaker 1: No position.
- 4:34Speaker 4: I couldn't even I couldn't even move like, uh, they
- 4:38Speaker 4: had to get once she would get me, uh you know,
- 4:40Speaker 4: gatorades and shff like that. That didn't work. I finally
- 4:42Speaker 4: had to get an IV the night that night after
- 4:45Speaker 4: the event, we had a doctor gave me an IV
- 4:48Speaker 4: to get me back into into shape. I wasn't gonna die.
- 4:51Speaker 3: You don't wanted to treat you like an NFL coach
- 4:55Speaker 3: and dump water on you. And I'm like, dude, he's
- 4:57Speaker 3: gonna go into shock.
- 4:58Speaker 4: He just wanted a video it that's all he wanted.
- 5:01Speaker 1: It is. It's on YouTube. It's because there was a bed.
- 5:03Speaker 1: What color the gatory was gonna be?
- 5:06Speaker 2: Yeah, also also joining us on the table is the
- 5:08Speaker 2: one and only chick Liens himself.
- 5:10Speaker 1: What's up you guys?
- 5:11Speaker 5: Good morning, and yeah, it was surprised to see Barts outside.
- 5:14Speaker 5: I was like, I recognize that worth with you.
- 5:16Speaker 2: I was like, no, chick Lits is that fat bro?
- 5:20Speaker 2: He fucking came from se fucking Barts.
- 5:23Speaker 5: In the morning, guy, Morning time, Barry, she has wild bro.
- 5:26Speaker 5: That's the heavy breakfast bro. Even steaking eggs is super here.
- 5:30Speaker 4: That's what I had this morning. I had ribby and potatoes.
- 5:34Speaker 3: Got here, America, that's America, right, There's that's constanpation right there.
- 5:42Speaker 1: It's not America. I was like, that's constipation.
- 5:44Speaker 4: But listen, Brussel frouts too. So I had some greens.
- 5:48Speaker 1: It be constipated, every constipating.
- 5:51Speaker 3: No, not not where I've needed I guess, like, no,
- 5:54Speaker 3: I mean obviously, but not not where I needed to
- 5:57Speaker 3: relax it.
- 5:58Speaker 2: Okay, of course, yeah, I mean it's it's a it's
- 6:01Speaker 2: a it's a struggle. But okay, yeah, but I've talked
- 6:04Speaker 2: about conservation.
- 6:05Speaker 1: It's like, you know, it's you gotta work to get
- 6:07Speaker 1: it out.
- 6:07Speaker 2: Tip shit, You're like, damn food, what the fuck is
- 6:09Speaker 2: just not coming out like that government cheese.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Bro.
- 6:13Speaker 2: It's almost like you're fucking bro. It's like you're shitting
- 6:16Speaker 2: out the hardest rock bro. Like you're like, what the
- 6:18Speaker 2: fuck aren't you gotta eat vegetables? Do you do eat vegetables?
- 6:21Speaker 4: Vegetables?
- 6:22Speaker 1: I said, you gotta eat vegetables.
- 6:24Speaker 4: I eat vegetables all the time.
- 6:26Speaker 1: You said, like steak and eggs.
- 6:27Speaker 4: I have Brussels sprouts too with it, Oh okay, Like
- 6:30Speaker 4: like like usually I have like this big bag of
- 6:32Speaker 4: Brussels sprouts. I eat that with every meal I get
- 6:34Speaker 4: in my house, just to get the vegetables in. And
- 6:37Speaker 4: then it's whatever meat and you know a lot of potatoes.
- 6:40Speaker 3: Don't you love how like all of a sudden he's
- 6:42Speaker 3: on healthy and then he loves.
- 6:43Speaker 1: To like fat shame Mary, but shame Like I'm not
- 6:48Speaker 1: fat shaming nobody, bro.
- 6:49Speaker 2: I just I just told him we were talking about conservation,
- 6:51Speaker 2: and it's like that's what somebody told me, like because
- 6:54Speaker 2: it happened to me when I fucking I started eating
- 6:57Speaker 2: really good, like you.
- 6:57Speaker 1: Know, like by my hell shit, and and I'm like, hey, bro, like.
- 7:02Speaker 2: I remember I went to the bathroom after like just
- 7:04Speaker 2: just eating like fucking just a pound of meter to
- 7:06Speaker 2: day right, and then I.
- 7:07Speaker 1: Was like, that should hurt. I was like, I was like,
- 7:11Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on? And I was like,
- 7:13Speaker 1: I looked it up. I was like, YO hurts when
- 7:15Speaker 1: I poop, and then you.
- 7:16Speaker 2: Know, And then I was like I know, but but
- 7:22Speaker 2: then I kept I kept I can't answering your question.
- 7:24Speaker 1: I was like, what did you do recently? I was like, oh,
- 7:26Speaker 1: I baby on you diet, you know what I mean?
- 7:28Speaker 2: Then obviously it was a constipation dog so and then
- 7:31Speaker 2: you know, the homie Ae, the gym trainer, he was like,
- 7:34Speaker 2: you gotta vegetables, bro, Like what the fuck you is
- 7:36Speaker 2: gonna fucking fucking sweep that ship out?
- 7:38Speaker 1: Bro? Yeah?
- 7:41Speaker 2: Like coffee, No, coffee is just a diarreetic. Coffee is
- 7:46Speaker 2: like you could just do might as well do a
- 7:47Speaker 2: pump if you want. If you're gonna do the same
- 7:49Speaker 2: thing that like that coffee does for people, it's just
- 7:52Speaker 2: a diarreetic because the pump is gonna do the same thing,
- 7:54Speaker 2: A little quick bump you.
- 7:55Speaker 1: I want to go to the bathroom.
- 7:58Speaker 5: I guess whatever's on the end, right, At least the
- 8:00Speaker 5: size I used to take them is it.
- 8:04Speaker 1: It was at the size of the ash. I was like,
- 8:06Speaker 1: you want what, I'll be like, is it you want?
- 8:09Speaker 2: What?
- 8:09Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 8:10Speaker 1: This is a kid here, yo. Yeah that was.
- 8:18Speaker 3: And then I would and then I would tell him
- 8:20Speaker 3: to take like one, like one third of that off,
- 8:23Speaker 3: and then he'd like, you're a little bitch, and then
- 8:24Speaker 3: you give me what I would ask for. And I
- 8:26Speaker 3: would watch him and I'm like, bro, I think he's
- 8:29Speaker 3: just trying to like give me a lot. I can panic.
- 8:32Speaker 3: Then I would watch him.
- 8:33Speaker 1: Give himself one and it would be as big.
- 8:36Speaker 3: And then you do it. Twenty minutes later. You can
- 8:38Speaker 3: see that fool start swimming and then he'll go back
- 8:41Speaker 3: to the bathroom, but not to do another bump to
- 8:43Speaker 3: throw up because you just did throw fucking cocaine.
- 8:47Speaker 5: His heart's like you see, you seen the movie fucking
- 8:51Speaker 5: this is the end, get cocaine, but the fucking that
- 8:55Speaker 5: skinny this what's his name?
- 8:57Speaker 1: The skinny food is all cooked out? Set set what's
- 9:00Speaker 1: his name? No?
- 9:00Speaker 2: No, no, I'm sorry, that's not sad. It's Jane Frankle's brother.
- 9:04Speaker 2: Is this brother, this skinny white boy?
- 9:06Speaker 3: Yea?
- 9:06Speaker 1: He looks just like super Bad.
- 9:08Speaker 5: Right yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. So you know
- 9:11Speaker 5: how he blows He's like, does this smell like cocaine?
- 9:13Speaker 5: And he blows that ship into someone's face. Have you
- 9:16Speaker 5: ever seen that live? I have a homie that did
- 9:18Speaker 5: that to his cousin in front of me. He got
- 9:20Speaker 5: in his eyes too, Yeah, and it was felt no remorse.
- 9:24Speaker 5: I was like, what the fuck, bro?
- 9:27Speaker 3: I mean, can you talk? I mean, can you that?
- 9:30Speaker 1: He was cool? But after after an hour, I mean yeah,
- 9:36Speaker 1: he was like to old because I mean, your eyes
- 9:39Speaker 1: are gonna absorb it.
- 9:39Speaker 3: It's cocaine.
- 9:40Speaker 1: I don't know, she was crazy eyes.
- 9:45Speaker 3: Yeah, that does not look like I'm swinging at the helmie.
- 9:47Speaker 1: And he's never done that to you don't know.
- 9:50Speaker 3: We've never had that much cocaine to just.
- 9:51Speaker 1: F and this was this his cousin.
- 9:53Speaker 3: Bro. Bro, this is a fucking Wall Street.
- 9:58Speaker 1: No one's trying to boop it either. You don't want
- 10:03Speaker 1: the straw. We never had strippers.
- 10:07Speaker 3: Here with cocaine in their assholes. And he's like your
- 10:10Speaker 3: next X.
- 10:13Speaker 1: So wrong.
- 10:14Speaker 3: I was like, that's not it. So because you weren't
- 10:16Speaker 3: paying attention. We were talking about Wall Street, how they
- 10:19Speaker 3: boot that ship with the females, and I was like, Bro,
- 10:22Speaker 3: We've never had strippers just laying on that glass table
- 10:24Speaker 3: and he's almost like next ex.
- 10:27Speaker 2: But but dog to boofeit dog that ship. I imagine
- 10:30Speaker 2: the high on that ship is probably crazy. But just
- 10:33Speaker 2: anytime that, like, no matter how good the time is
- 10:36Speaker 2: described or like how great of a time has promised,
- 10:40Speaker 2: when the when the the.
- 10:41Speaker 1: Process starts with like you got to put it in your.
- 10:43Speaker 2: Ass, like you can hype up though, like bro, we're
- 10:48Speaker 2: gonna get lit. And then we're like, but first you
- 10:51Speaker 2: gotta put this up your ass and be like, nah,
- 10:53Speaker 2: I don't care.
- 10:54Speaker 1: How good I'm gonna feel, you know what is going
- 10:56Speaker 1: on my ass?
- 10:59Speaker 3: You know what night I have a feeling some boofing
- 11:02Speaker 3: was going on with cocaine the night that all scars
- 11:05Speaker 3: that ended up cross dressing, and he claims it was
- 11:08Speaker 3: a crazy night. I have a feeling that's something great
- 11:10Speaker 3: because that's what he said.
- 11:11Speaker 1: But like when you're.
- 11:14Speaker 2: He's like, you've never had okay, when when you're on
- 11:18Speaker 2: a sick one though, like think about it, bro, when
- 11:20Speaker 2: you're on a sick one, like and you've been obviously
- 11:22Speaker 2: you've been single, and you know when you get on
- 11:24Speaker 2: a sick one food, you fucking turn into a savage
- 11:28Speaker 2: dog like you used to be.
- 11:29Speaker 1: Like, Bro, you'll be texting.
- 11:31Speaker 2: Everybody at random hours, like and then when you're on
- 11:36Speaker 2: a sick one too, if you happen to fucking line
- 11:38Speaker 2: it up, you'll be doing something. That's what I'm saying,
- 11:42Speaker 2: So imagine kind of believe that that's what imagine the
- 11:46Speaker 2: tear if you have like ten Victoria's secret angelos just
- 11:49Speaker 2: want to put it on. I'm not saying i'mould do it,
- 11:52Speaker 2: but like for how good was the yego too pussy?
- 11:56Speaker 1: Like I guarantee he still remembers that night. He's like,
- 11:58Speaker 1: all these fols laugh at me, but I don't know
- 12:00Speaker 1: that they don't know that that food? When? What is it? When?
- 12:03Speaker 2: When in the line he was like you first say
- 12:06Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like you don't know what happened.
- 12:08Speaker 3: Dog.
- 12:08Speaker 2: I'm not making excuses for him, but that's like the
- 12:11Speaker 2: elite right there, Like what the fuck?
- 12:13Speaker 1: Like I'll the elite through some weird ship.
- 12:15Speaker 3: Can you pull up the video of also the lawyer
- 12:17Speaker 3: cross dressing.
- 12:18Speaker 5: I mean, what if it was one piece of clothing
- 12:20Speaker 5: from each girl? What it was one piece of clothing
- 12:22Speaker 5: from each girl?
- 12:23Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
- 12:24Speaker 3: But you also got to know he means he was
- 12:26Speaker 3: sucked up in a crazy night. But you also got
- 12:28Speaker 3: to think about this is before he even thought that
- 12:29Speaker 3: was gonna happen.
- 12:30Speaker 1: This thought it was gonna be polaroid. So you think, like,
- 12:32Speaker 1: now we won't like now we're like now like you're
- 12:34Speaker 1: gonna say, I'm.
- 12:35Speaker 3: Not doing that ship, especially because I'm not doing that
- 12:37Speaker 3: ship because I don't like cross dressing. But if you
- 12:39Speaker 3: like it and you know that no one's ever gonna
- 12:41Speaker 3: see that picture like back in the early two thousands,
- 12:44Speaker 3: you end.
- 12:45Speaker 1: Up doing like that one right there. Dog, See that
- 12:47Speaker 1: looks like two sy That isn't like okay.
- 12:49Speaker 3: That looks like and like he's on am I'm gonna
- 12:56Speaker 3: be I'm gonna be one hundred.
- 12:57Speaker 1: That's on the internet. That's you've never seen that.
- 13:00Speaker 2: No, you've never seen that, though I forgot what looked like.
- 13:09Speaker 1: Ye.
- 13:09Speaker 3: He literally after a fight, he says, you ended up
- 13:11Speaker 3: in the hotel with the with like four or five
- 13:14Speaker 3: bitches and they were on a sick one cocake now
- 13:16Speaker 3: and he just ended up putting it on and then
- 13:19Speaker 3: put on the boxing gloves and.
- 13:20Speaker 2: He's like, hey, dog, like like, correct me if I'm
- 13:23Speaker 2: wrong though, foods back in the day, like foods back
- 13:26Speaker 2: in the day, like some of the fools that used
- 13:28Speaker 2: to fucking like for example, And I know, maybe I
- 13:30Speaker 2: don't know, I don't know how many princes there are
- 13:33Speaker 2: out there, like you know, like Prince the fucking singer
- 13:35Speaker 2: or how many people could pull that off, but that
- 13:38Speaker 2: we used to get a lot of pussy dog and
- 13:40Speaker 2: he used to wear heels.
- 13:40Speaker 1: And all that ship.
- 13:41Speaker 2: No I'm talking about pussy I'm talking about a fucking prince.
- 13:44Speaker 2: Like who was somebody who dressed up like kind of
- 13:46Speaker 2: like a female the whole princess bye right. I don't
- 13:50Speaker 2: know if he was by like I just I already
- 13:51Speaker 2: had bitches. According to C Minus, he might like a
- 13:55Speaker 2: big ass fan. Yeah, like so like that's what I'm saying,
- 14:06Speaker 2: like if that was kind of like okay, I don't
- 14:08Speaker 2: I don't know what kind of ship this fool is
- 14:09Speaker 2: on there, but maybe he's like hey, like.
- 14:11Speaker 5: Priens, you know, like maybe yeah, maybe it was that
- 14:15Speaker 5: era where that was a hot.
- 14:16Speaker 1: I mean, I'm pretty sure that was the nineties, but
- 14:18Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe like you know, hey, but.
- 14:20Speaker 2: When you're partying and you're on a sick one I'm
- 14:22Speaker 2: not saying anything goals, bro, but that fool Like.
- 14:25Speaker 1: Not only that, you got to think about it.
- 14:26Speaker 3: He's a fucking boxer.
- 14:28Speaker 1: He's a boxer calling actor. He's not an actor.
- 14:32Speaker 3: Even if you were a basketball player, like, well he's
- 14:34Speaker 3: just playing basketball, No, you're a.
- 14:36Speaker 1: Would you would you call him ahote? Would you call
- 14:38Speaker 1: him in his face?
- 14:40Speaker 2: I know you wouldn't You know that food's not gonna
- 14:43Speaker 2: give you a fucking work fro.
- 14:46Speaker 1: Lawsuit coming heavy? You can't. You can't. You can't antagonize it.
- 14:52Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't provoke somebody and then call lawsuit like
- 14:56Speaker 2: you get like you can't for example, like I cannot
- 14:59Speaker 2: call somebody like he's a little hat and then I
- 15:01Speaker 2: say something crazy about little hats and he punches me.
- 15:04Speaker 2: I entire I enticed that ship.
- 15:08Speaker 1: Mike Tyson won a couple of lossits because of that.
- 15:11Speaker 3: Like, No, there's a difference between bugging someone like literally
- 15:14Speaker 3: harassing them and following them. If this person wants to
- 15:17Speaker 3: leave and you keep following them.
- 15:18Speaker 1: That's harassment. That's not allowed.
- 15:20Speaker 3: You can freedom of speech. I can say whatever I want,
- 15:22Speaker 3: and then if you want to walk away, you're allowed to.
- 15:24Speaker 3: That's two different things, and then Mike Tyson fucked that.
- 15:28Speaker 1: He was on a plane and he couldn't move, and
- 15:30Speaker 1: now it's harassment.
- 15:31Speaker 3: But if they were on like on the public place
- 15:33Speaker 3: and I say you're a bitch, Mike Tyson can go
- 15:37Speaker 3: walk away before he has to beat me up. But
- 15:39Speaker 3: when Mike Tyson's like, like someone keeps calling you a bitch,
- 15:43Speaker 3: at one point you're gonna react. So there's two different things, dog,
- 15:47Speaker 3: two different things.
- 15:48Speaker 1: But as.
- 15:53Speaker 2: Somebody I will call somebody, somebody, somebody's gonna do somebody
- 15:57Speaker 2: says you're gonna call him a tran, he's gonna call Ice,
- 16:02Speaker 2: He's gonna walk away, right, he's gonna be like, we'll
- 16:04Speaker 2: see who were.
- 16:07Speaker 3: Ill call? Is the real champ?
- 16:09Speaker 1: Mean, why, that's why Mexican what about Mexican lost respect?
- 16:15Speaker 3: That's why no one likes Oscar because you beat travel
- 16:18Speaker 3: Junior and then you end up getting caught fucking cross. Yeah,
- 16:24Speaker 3: but no, mexicano't care about that ship. Man.
- 16:28Speaker 2: Honestly, Mexican food's gotta fucking like put that pride to
- 16:30Speaker 2: the side sometimes dog like and just fucking be like,
- 16:33Speaker 2: I don't know, man, We're kind of like like we
- 16:35Speaker 2: at least have somebody, you know what I mean, like
- 16:39Speaker 2: Whollo will never cross dressed.
- 16:41Speaker 1: I'm gonna be one hundred.
- 16:42Speaker 4: Though.
- 16:42Speaker 2: I don't see Carnelo acting real Mexican like not for nothing,
- 16:46Speaker 2: because he is bro like like like like when I
- 16:50Speaker 2: think of like like when I think of like a
- 16:52Speaker 2: Mexican person, I.
- 16:53Speaker 1: Don't think Cannelo. I think like he to me is
- 16:55Speaker 1: a mutt like he just because he's redheaded. Yeah, I
- 16:59Speaker 1: don't he has I don't think. I don't think he
- 17:02Speaker 1: like for I.
- 17:03Speaker 2: Don't you think that you think the majority of Mexicans
- 17:05Speaker 2: that are in Mexico relate to Canelo like realistically, like
- 17:08Speaker 2: you think these fools are like that's me because obviously
- 17:12Speaker 2: not redheaded.
- 17:13Speaker 3: But yeah, because the Mexican when I see him on,
- 17:15Speaker 3: when I see him fire, I'm like fu.
- 17:16Speaker 2: Yeah, but let's just say compared to like a Scudio childist.
- 17:20Speaker 2: Remember how that fool used to come out his whole
- 17:23Speaker 2: team super Mexican. That fool was proud, proud as fucking
- 17:27Speaker 2: every Mexican got behind that fool. I don't know there's
- 17:29Speaker 2: like something that I would say like that like doesn't
- 17:32Speaker 2: convince me too much, And I'm not Mexican bro. But
- 17:34Speaker 2: like where I feel that, like Canelo doesn't really like
- 17:39Speaker 2: type of ship, Like when there's a fight, he's.
- 17:41Speaker 5: Like, you're kind of right, because Canelo reminds me of
- 17:43Speaker 5: a Kanye, you know, like like the way he's like,
- 17:48Speaker 5: so what Kanye walks at the airport people talking to him.
- 17:51Speaker 5: I don't see Canelo walking through an airport and everybody
- 17:54Speaker 5: praising him.
- 17:55Speaker 1: You know.
- 17:57Speaker 5: It's kind of like he does good ship. They both
- 18:00Speaker 5: do good ship. Just the fan base is not loyalty.
- 18:03Speaker 3: It's like not a knockout star. That's a problem with that.
- 18:07Speaker 1: I just think his personality and all that has to
- 18:09Speaker 1: do with it too.
- 18:10Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the.
- 18:10Speaker 2: Personality doesn't really sweeten the deal in regards like yeah,
- 18:14Speaker 2: like I don't like like I don't I don't know,
- 18:17Speaker 2: man like, And I've never really been like.
- 18:18Speaker 1: A Carnelo fan, you know what I mean.
- 18:20Speaker 2: So like this definitely my opinion right now might sound
- 18:23Speaker 2: very biased to some people, but I just I don't know,
- 18:26Speaker 2: I kind of don't get that. Like I feel like,
- 18:27Speaker 2: if you're gonna be like the Mexican chap like you like,
- 18:30Speaker 2: I don't know, man, like put us Burrow on here
- 18:32Speaker 2: and there fucking sometimes may Sometimes Mayweather comes out more
- 18:37Speaker 2: Mexican than fucking Cornelo, like Yo, But.
- 18:40Speaker 3: When you're Mexican, you don't have to You already are
- 18:43Speaker 3: You're already a walking and implement like Mexico. You don't
- 18:47Speaker 3: have to walk out.
- 18:48Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna let like the black go out Mexican.
- 18:50Speaker 1: Need you want him to walk out with the Maria
- 18:54Speaker 1: not every every fight.
- 18:55Speaker 6: But once so instead of water on the ring, Bro, Mexican, mean,
- 19:00Speaker 6: what do you mean, Bro? Walk out there, eagle win
- 19:04Speaker 6: Bro and speak Spanish and that's.
- 19:05Speaker 1: All we need.
- 19:06Speaker 3: Dog, we don't need no fucking circus show for Mexicans.
- 19:09Speaker 3: That's it, Bro, Just be Mexican. You are? You got not?
- 19:13Speaker 3: I don't. He don't want you drinking, fucking I want
- 19:17Speaker 3: you to walk.
- 19:17Speaker 1: Out of there like sand anywhere.
- 19:24Speaker 3: After that, can we have a cock fight on the
- 19:28Speaker 3: ring on.
- 19:28Speaker 1: The same ring. I was like, No, that's a Mexican.
- 19:30Speaker 1: Last Mexican right there? Trump over here, Trump, Bro, you're
- 19:36Speaker 1: not Mexican. He loses, the cartel kills him, that's Mexican.
- 19:41Speaker 1: That's way he never loses. Right there.
- 19:47Speaker 2: Dog said, yeah, Dog, that's for somebody's American fighter.
- 19:53Speaker 1: Somebody said this for wants that for the horse. I
- 19:56Speaker 1: know coming out on a horse.
- 19:58Speaker 3: Ship, it will be Igno fucking hitting his wife rip
- 20:02Speaker 3: before the fight.
- 20:03Speaker 1: Shut up, bitch, I gotta go that. What's that? I'm joking?
- 20:08Speaker 1: What's that? Food? Who he asked for the Dodgers?
- 20:09Speaker 2: Remember he was all hype and then that fool put
- 20:12Speaker 2: on the b m O jersey and be his.
- 20:15Speaker 1: Wife outside of be a mol stadium sad. He was like,
- 20:20Speaker 1: he was like that fool was like, what do you
- 20:22Speaker 1: mean you're a guy that you fan? Bitch, I'm playing.
- 20:25Speaker 1: He didn't do that, but he did hit her though.
- 20:30Speaker 1: That's crazy, dog, and I was like, man, at least
- 20:32Speaker 1: take off the jersey. Though you could have put.
- 20:35Speaker 3: A Dodger, Like, if it was up to you, fo
- 20:38Speaker 3: boxing would be like the w W Yeah to be the.
- 20:42Speaker 1: Basic man on the low rider. Put a fucking lawnmer in.
- 20:47Speaker 2: The lord, have rape stereo, have Ravens stereo, walk out
- 20:50Speaker 2: with him ringside.
- 20:53Speaker 3: Fucking Mayweather's gotta come out eating chicken, be fried in summer,
- 21:01Speaker 3: fool water man.
- 21:04Speaker 1: He's trying to be healthy. You can't have a heavy meal. Dog, Yeah,
- 21:09Speaker 1: no sticker, okay, Man's gotta be eating dog dogs, gotta
- 21:16Speaker 1: come out with a cooking entrance, bro.
- 21:22Speaker 2: Instead of it's before his ring, his ring walk out.
- 21:26Speaker 2: They build a little railroad so he can walk up,
- 21:29Speaker 2: walk on.
- 21:29Speaker 1: The railroad all the way to the ring dog.
- 21:33Speaker 3: In the Philippines.
- 21:34Speaker 1: That's the type of Asian.
- 21:35Speaker 3: They treat him like fucking king out there.
- 21:38Speaker 1: He could he could buy the Philippines.
- 21:42Speaker 3: Is he not rich?
- 21:42Speaker 5: That's listen, if there's still somebody going to fucking fight
- 21:47Speaker 5: for money for a reason, you're not balling, you're bawling,
- 21:52Speaker 5: but you need it, Yeah.
- 21:53Speaker 1: Low key dog when you're doing a fight.
- 21:56Speaker 2: Like but then again food, Like if you're a boxer
- 21:59Speaker 2: and you retired before forty, like, what the fuck, bro, Like,
- 22:01Speaker 2: what do you want.
- 22:01Speaker 3: Me to do?
- 22:02Speaker 2: It's not like soccer where I can go play professional
- 22:04Speaker 2: sand soccer or professional fucking soccer with like the three
- 22:08Speaker 2: on three or they have like all these old ass
- 22:10Speaker 2: leagues where like old players go play and shit, you know.
- 22:13Speaker 1: Yep, but it's not.
- 22:14Speaker 5: Like there's not a real game like that, and it's
- 22:17Speaker 5: less time on the field too, right.
- 22:18Speaker 1: Yeah, like the clocks.
- 22:19Speaker 2: Even like the OG's like for the raalm a drid
- 22:21Speaker 2: game like for mid twenty minutes a water break, like
- 22:25Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like, that's that's what that's
- 22:26Speaker 2: how you kind of go out. But like for boxers,
- 22:29Speaker 2: like you're right, bro, Like it kind of looks sad.
- 22:32Speaker 1: It has a misconception.
- 22:33Speaker 2: You could still be you could still be that dude.
- 22:36Speaker 2: But depending on your age, the public is kind of
- 22:39Speaker 2: be like, hey, that's who take them.
- 22:42Speaker 3: Even if you don't need the money. Let's say you're
- 22:43Speaker 3: already fucking rich and you're fifty years old and you're
- 22:47Speaker 3: pac Man in the fucking Boxing Association hit you up
- 22:51Speaker 3: being like, hey, let's have one more fight. You don't
- 22:53Speaker 3: need the money, but you know that you love to ball.
- 22:56Speaker 1: You love too, so you want to buy something so
- 22:59Speaker 1: you know that no.
- 22:59Speaker 3: No, no, you love the ball, and you know that
- 23:01Speaker 3: this opportunity they ain't gonna be asking you this fucking
- 23:03Speaker 3: ten years from now, so this might be really the
- 23:06Speaker 3: last chance you can fight. You don't need the money, fame.
- 23:11Speaker 1: Or the fame.
- 23:13Speaker 5: It depends in my fucking do I have no losses,
- 23:17Speaker 5: I'll call it quits while I want a.
- 23:19Speaker 3: Fight anyways, it doesn't really matter.
- 23:24Speaker 1: You can make a deal with the other guy that's
- 23:26Speaker 1: fit they'd be like, hey, how about.
- 23:27Speaker 3: We going there and not kick each other?
- 23:29Speaker 5: So now you want yeah exactly, you know they No,
- 23:34Speaker 5: it's not about it is money it Yeah, Bro, you
- 23:37Speaker 5: think I'm I'm gonna embarrass myself in front of millions
- 23:40Speaker 5: of people for nothing.
- 23:41Speaker 1: It's like the same reasoning.
- 23:43Speaker 2: La retired a year left after Bro because he didn't
- 23:45Speaker 2: even he didn't even play the whole last season, but
- 23:48Speaker 2: he was still on the roster. Why because he wanted
- 23:50Speaker 2: to retire on a good note. But it's not like it,
- 23:53Speaker 2: and because he wanted.
- 23:55Speaker 1: To collect even though I understand what you mean.
- 23:57Speaker 3: It's it's just money. It's not that they need money.
- 24:00Speaker 1: No, they need it.
- 24:01Speaker 3: I don't think.
- 24:02Speaker 1: Okay, like okay, but to give you no for sure,
- 24:06Speaker 1: I know what you mean. Like the passion, the passion
- 24:08Speaker 1: is still the passion is still there, and look for
- 24:11Speaker 1: the passion is still there.
- 24:12Speaker 2: And I get what you're saying, like the basic security
- 24:14Speaker 2: and everything's taking care of I. You're not missing a
- 24:15Speaker 2: meal type of ship. But they also understand to sustain
- 24:20Speaker 2: sustain that lifestyle, you need a bag. Like so it's
- 24:25Speaker 2: like for example, like I don't like, for example, I'll
- 24:27Speaker 2: give you the best example, be real.
- 24:29Speaker 1: He probably don't need to tour.
- 24:31Speaker 2: He probably don't like goo. He they've been into it
- 24:33Speaker 2: for like fucking thirty fucking years. You swear this for
- 24:36Speaker 2: fucking has to make great investments.
- 24:38Speaker 1: Does does he?
- 24:39Speaker 2: I wouldn't say he needs the bag to fucking to
- 24:43Speaker 2: fucking like, oh, out of necessity, But he's like, you
- 24:45Speaker 2: know what if we get off for bags this year,
- 24:47Speaker 2: I'm gonna need it for like the studio. I'm gonna
- 24:50Speaker 2: need it for like some ship. That It's not gonna
- 24:51Speaker 2: be for the necessity.
- 24:52Speaker 3: Because he knows that eventually they're not going to ask him.
- 24:55Speaker 3: Like I'm saying, just like that fight, he needs to
- 24:57Speaker 3: take that.
- 24:57Speaker 2: Fight now because people have accounted to be asked for
- 25:00Speaker 2: The accountants say, hey, right now, your money is good
- 25:03Speaker 2: for five years, but in those next five years, you
- 25:07Speaker 2: need to do something to.
- 25:08Speaker 5: Bring a bag in. So what they do, Hey, this
- 25:12Speaker 5: was want to fight, these want to fight. This will
- 25:14Speaker 5: pay this for this fight. This was to pay me
- 25:16Speaker 5: to be over there. I'm picking choose where I want
- 25:18Speaker 5: to go.
- 25:19Speaker 3: But because they need the money.
- 25:20Speaker 2: They needed to keep the house, they needed to keep
- 25:23Speaker 2: the car, they needed to keep the lifestyle.
- 25:24Speaker 1: Like he said, like, that's what you have kind of need, bro, Like,
- 25:28Speaker 1: you're making it seem like this was all like please
- 25:30Speaker 1: I need it. If someone be homelies like like, that's not.
- 25:34Speaker 2: But they do have like he's right, bro like, and
- 25:38Speaker 2: it comes down to an account.
- 25:40Speaker 1: It's gonna tell you you need to take this. You
- 25:42Speaker 1: don't need it right now.
- 25:44Speaker 3: To me, what they need is just where'd That's the
- 25:46Speaker 3: problem with the conversation is they don't.
- 25:47Speaker 5: That word need is going to be there no matter what.
- 25:51Speaker 5: It's not because I want to, it's because I need to.
- 25:56Speaker 3: Then you're obviously you could need.
- 25:58Speaker 1: And want the same thing. Though, small headed.
- 26:00Speaker 3: If you understand, you can't downgrade in life, bro, you
- 26:02Speaker 3: don't always have to fucking.
- 26:03Speaker 5: Okay, go explain that to the motherfucker that drives Ferraris
- 26:07Speaker 5: and Labos.
- 26:08Speaker 3: I just said, he's a small head of If you
- 26:10Speaker 3: think you're gonna live how you were when you were
- 26:12Speaker 3: literally killing it in the boxing ring, tell how you
- 26:14Speaker 3: are in your fifty in your sixties.
- 26:16Speaker 5: You know why people rob people because they don't want
- 26:18Speaker 5: to lower their lifestyle.
- 26:20Speaker 1: This ship could not real.
- 26:21Speaker 3: They're small headed. That's a small headed person.
- 26:23Speaker 5: That's literally you know why rappers go fucking bankrupt because
- 26:26Speaker 5: they don't want to drop their lifestyle.
- 26:29Speaker 3: Retards talk about if you are.
- 26:31Speaker 1: A retard, if you don't know what t how to
- 26:33Speaker 1: live your life.
- 26:33Speaker 3: Bro, Like great, there's something you know. Great, there's some ship. Yes,
- 26:37Speaker 3: you got to sell the house. Someone got cancer. You
- 26:40Speaker 3: have to downgrade. You can't be living like a ball
- 26:41Speaker 3: or your whole fight.
- 26:42Speaker 1: But that's a smart person.
- 26:43Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm just saying.
- 26:45Speaker 1: You can live like a ball of your whole life
- 26:46Speaker 1: if you make the right investments.
- 26:48Speaker 3: If you were smart, you would never have to take
- 26:50Speaker 3: that exhibition fight. Anyways, that's the point of this.
- 26:52Speaker 1: But your coming your cover.
- 26:53Speaker 7: You were smart, But you're saying you're saying, you're saying
- 26:55Speaker 7: people do it because they love like they love to ball,
- 26:58Speaker 7: like it's like fifty to fifty or that person's taking
- 27:00Speaker 7: that fight for sure because they're like, oh cool, I'm
- 27:03Speaker 7: good at it and I'm fucking like I have status.
- 27:06Speaker 2: But at the same time, like like chicklets is right,
- 27:09Speaker 2: like your account is.
- 27:10Speaker 1: Going to tell you like you don't need it right now.
- 27:12Speaker 2: But if you want to be like you're good for
- 27:13Speaker 2: five years, but if you want to be good for
- 27:15Speaker 2: ten years.
- 27:16Speaker 1: How about you know I would definitely take this fight.
- 27:18Speaker 1: And then that person, the person comes down to a decision, well.
- 27:21Speaker 3: I need to do this. Of course you account is
- 27:23Speaker 3: going to say you need more money.
- 27:25Speaker 1: Yeah, account's gonna say go make more money. Having five
- 27:29Speaker 1: and being up ten doesn't sound good to you. That's
- 27:31Speaker 1: that should.
- 27:32Speaker 3: Better if you need an account anywhere but money, Yo,
- 27:37Speaker 3: having five and doubling up?
- 27:39Speaker 1: Does it sounds good to you? Bro? That is stupid.
- 27:41Speaker 1: That's about Mexican ship, Like, how does it? How does
- 27:48Speaker 1: the double how does it double up? This fight?
- 27:50Speaker 2: How much the fee is? Fucking doesn't sound good? And
- 27:53Speaker 2: you're fucking anybody's book, bro. Like, if somebody tells you, hey,
- 27:56Speaker 2: you got five right now, obviously we're about to make ten. Like,
- 27:59Speaker 2: I don't give a like out of those ten, I
- 28:01Speaker 2: gotta give one point.
- 28:02Speaker 1: To the account.
- 28:03Speaker 5: I'm still up because the count of told you you
- 28:06Speaker 5: have that extra money now, Like it's a team bro.
- 28:10Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just trying to pick through my point
- 28:11Speaker 3: at this point. So I'm just being an idiot about
- 28:13Speaker 3: needing an account. But obviously your clown's gonna tell you
- 28:17Speaker 3: to keep working and take the fight and go do that. No.
- 28:22Speaker 5: I mean, bro, your account is gonna give you options.
- 28:25Speaker 5: You're gonna be like, you can do this, you can
- 28:27Speaker 5: do that. Your manager said, you have a gig for this.
- 28:29Speaker 5: All these things are gonna help you.
- 28:31Speaker 1: Choose to go.
- 28:32Speaker 5: Fight is because yeah, you love the fight, but you're
- 28:35Speaker 5: doing it because you need money. It's not just you
- 28:38Speaker 5: love to do it and you're doing it for the
- 28:39Speaker 5: love of the fucking sport.
- 28:41Speaker 4: Or you have a big ego or the big or
- 28:43Speaker 4: the cloud and you just want to go do it
- 28:44Speaker 4: to go do it because if if you win, then
- 28:47Speaker 4: that's another another.
- 28:48Speaker 2: Good said the Tyson Jake Bond fight. Jake paul Is
- 28:51Speaker 2: bawling that food doesn't need it. But he did it
- 28:52Speaker 2: for ego, he did it for cloud. Mike Tyson did
- 28:55Speaker 2: it because that nigga needed money. Mike Tyson I also
- 28:57Speaker 2: hold that out of money to the irs several years
- 28:59Speaker 2: and he gambles, Yeah, that's crazy, that is true. Bro.
- 29:03Speaker 1: I have seen that four on the tables in in
- 29:05Speaker 1: Vegas after conventions. Bro.
- 29:07Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, I was walking in the casino.
- 29:09Speaker 2: It's like, why is there so much security in this room?
- 29:11Speaker 1: Like Mike Tyson's in there. I was like what the fuck?
- 29:14Speaker 2: And they's like, yeah, just like private, like a whole
- 29:17Speaker 2: little like maybe like a room twice the size, and
- 29:20Speaker 2: you're like, what the.
- 29:21Speaker 1: Fuck did they pop this room up? In the casino?
- 29:23Speaker 2: They had like a secret wall they have, they run
- 29:25Speaker 2: it out, the wall, slide up, they pop it open,
- 29:28Speaker 2: and they have like fucking two bigs some moments there there,
- 29:30Speaker 2: and it was just like, yo, who's going on in there?
- 29:32Speaker 2: And they're just like Mike Tyson has in the game
- 29:35Speaker 2: and he wants.
- 29:36Speaker 5: To be left alone a gamble bro. You think Canelo
- 29:39Speaker 5: doesn't gamble, of course, Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
- 29:42Speaker 1: It was not to gamble to feed these things. You
- 29:45Speaker 1: need to do things for money.
- 29:47Speaker 3: No one's saying.
- 29:48Speaker 2: No.
- 29:48Speaker 3: All I'm saying is if you were smart from the beginning,
- 29:50Speaker 3: you wouldn't have to take an exhibition fight. I've been
- 29:52Speaker 3: That's what I'm what I'm trying to say.
- 29:54Speaker 5: You're saying that they won't, they don't do it for
- 29:56Speaker 5: the money, and we're saying they do do it for.
- 29:59Speaker 1: The Yeah, you kind of have to. That is for free.
- 30:04Speaker 2: In this world, like living here is like the most
- 30:07Speaker 2: expensive ass fucking ship. And not just California, but just
- 30:10Speaker 2: living in America. It's like, God damn it, but there's
- 30:13Speaker 2: a lot of money rotating through America. There's opportunity, yeah, Bro,
- 30:17Speaker 2: I honestly don't understand that sometimes, Bro, Like there's I
- 30:20Speaker 2: don't know any other country bro that you that you
- 30:22Speaker 2: can really there's like a thousand ways to get it
- 30:24Speaker 2: per se.
- 30:25Speaker 4: Definitely.
- 30:26Speaker 2: I mean like I'm talking about, like, if you really
- 30:28Speaker 2: want it, you can find it. And yes, sometimes it's
- 30:31Speaker 2: not gonna be easy. Sometimes it's not. Sometimes you're gonna
- 30:34Speaker 2: have to sweat. Sometimes you're gonna have to go do that.
- 30:36Speaker 2: Because at the end of the day, when you know,
- 30:38Speaker 2: we're all regular fucking people speaking for like the regular
- 30:41Speaker 2: fucking person experience, there's a million ways to fucking get it, bro.
- 30:45Speaker 2: It's just like I don't know, I feel like some
- 30:47Speaker 2: people were heading into the Wally era.
- 30:49Speaker 1: You know remember Wally? Yeah, yeah, did you ever see Wally?
- 30:53Speaker 2: Of course, remember all those sples got fat. And it's
- 30:56Speaker 2: like the little picture robots looking around here was.
- 30:58Speaker 1: Like we killed he broke.
- 31:00Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm surprised that robot didn't blow his head off, bro,
- 31:04Speaker 2: like or he just jumped in the water because he
- 31:07Speaker 2: when you look at that movie's perspective, dog, it's kind
- 31:09Speaker 2: of sad, right, like this.
- 31:10Speaker 1: Food that's a sad movie.
- 31:12Speaker 2: He like, low Ki is looking around and he's like,
- 31:13Speaker 2: oh damn, like we were designed to improve humanity.
- 31:17Speaker 1: I watched it for the first time, and then.
- 31:19Speaker 5: That foods like fucking looking at this ship like there's
- 31:21Speaker 5: no words said in that movie, right.
- 31:23Speaker 1: I don't know if I think it's is it no words? Rate? Yeah?
- 31:30Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, iconic movie.
- 31:35Speaker 3: Though, we want to watch a lame mass movie. I've
- 31:36Speaker 3: never even seen it because he's just so lame. Was
- 31:38Speaker 3: that tire one? What the tire one? Tire one one?
- 31:43Speaker 1: Yeah? That ship fucking stupid. You don't explain this movie, bro,
- 31:47Speaker 1: and it sounds so dumb.
- 31:52Speaker 2: It's a fucking movie called rubber right, Like I remember, it's.
- 31:58Speaker 1: A movie about a fucking tire, right.
- 32:00Speaker 2: This ship wakes up in the desert, Bro, I'm talking
- 32:01Speaker 2: about it has no fucking uh, no fucking like dialogue.
- 32:05Speaker 2: There's no words, bro, like this this is a tire
- 32:07Speaker 2: laying down right her tired food no rim Like He's
- 32:10Speaker 2: like yeah, and then like this ship fucking just gets
- 32:14Speaker 2: up and you're just following the fucking tired dog, and
- 32:17Speaker 2: you're just like, what the.
- 32:20Speaker 3: Brots a trailer because I was like, how stupid can
- 32:23Speaker 3: this movie be? Bro? The trailer was like, oh, we
- 32:26Speaker 3: gotta watch this for like an hour and a half.
- 32:30Speaker 2: No, Bro, If you think what's the fool who was
- 32:37Speaker 2: right about all the technology? Is Ted Kek You think
- 32:40Speaker 2: that like that fool, like you know, like you think
- 32:42Speaker 2: that when the government locked him up, you think that
- 32:45Speaker 2: these are all like at least they now that they
- 32:47Speaker 2: have him, right, you.
- 32:48Speaker 1: Think that the government is dead. You don't think he's alive.
- 32:50Speaker 1: Isn't he supposed to be?
- 32:51Speaker 3: At the fucking about Ted the UNI bomber, the guy
- 32:54Speaker 3: that put him in Colorado? Yeah, he's dead that long ago.
- 32:58Speaker 1: Yeah, oh so it's a recent death.
- 32:59Speaker 3: Yeah, was on that.
- 33:04Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 33:04Speaker 3: One of the guys that he blew up someone's hand.
- 33:06Speaker 3: Oh I don't know if he blew up that guy's hand,
- 33:08Speaker 3: but he did send an envelope with like a bomb device,
- 33:10Speaker 3: and like he was he was just out there dog
- 33:14Speaker 3: like a straight conspiracy theorist, like rabbit hole, like you know,
- 33:18Speaker 3: bomber type of guy. Smartest fuck for one of the
- 33:21Speaker 3: smartest Yeah. But see, but one of the guys that
- 33:24Speaker 3: he sent that bomb to was on the jeffreystee Now Island.
- 33:27Speaker 3: So it's just kind of weird. Still weird coincidents, Yeah,
- 33:30Speaker 3: guys a lot.
- 33:30Speaker 1: See the thing about this guy, it trusts me on that.
- 33:33Speaker 2: You don't think that once the government had him all
- 33:34Speaker 2: those years in that high security prison, you don't think that,
- 33:37Speaker 2: like government foods were walking around.
- 33:39Speaker 1: They were like, how the fuck did you? How did
- 33:40Speaker 1: you pick up to this?
- 33:42Speaker 2: Like how like you know, because he described exactly like
- 33:44Speaker 2: what technology him was going to do. I mean I
- 33:48Speaker 2: don't know exactly what they did, but I know, like,
- 33:50Speaker 2: you know, like I was watching some shit on him
- 33:52Speaker 2: recently and then I you know, I did not a
- 33:54Speaker 2: deep dive, but I was like, damn this.
- 33:55Speaker 1: I read some of his manifestivals. How we kind of said, he.
- 33:58Speaker 2: Knew how cell phones were going to change the game,
- 34:01Speaker 2: the access to the internet was gonna corrupt motherfuckers. I
- 34:04Speaker 2: was like, yo, how And I'm wondering, how the fuck
- 34:06Speaker 2: did he know all this ship was gonna come out?
- 34:08Speaker 3: He was very very smart. So he went to an
- 34:10Speaker 3: Ivy League school when he was a young kid. Like really, yeah, okay,
- 34:15Speaker 3: yeah he wasna went those Ivy League school Yeah, but
- 34:18Speaker 3: the thing when he was there, they were fucking with
- 34:20Speaker 3: his brain like some ultra ship. Yeah you've never looked
- 34:24Speaker 3: into this ship, like what.
- 34:25Speaker 1: They put in the middle plate with wis No, they were.
- 34:28Speaker 3: Really fucking with them and that's what they think that
- 34:31Speaker 3: caused them to become fucking the unibombers.
- 34:34Speaker 1: MK is they try to make you a superhuman.
- 34:36Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, they tried, Like they give you drugs and
- 34:38Speaker 3: like LSD they don't they're just party.
- 34:40Speaker 2: Is it for the purpose to make you a killer
- 34:42Speaker 2: or is it you're just is it just to unlock
- 34:44Speaker 2: like super fucking knowledge type shit.
- 34:47Speaker 3: During the eighties and the nineties, whenever they were doing
- 34:49Speaker 3: MK ultra, they were trying to find like the truth serum,
- 34:51Speaker 3: you know what.
- 34:52Speaker 1: That is, right? Yeah, this ship that makes you talk, right, Yeah,
- 34:54Speaker 1: they were.
- 34:54Speaker 3: Trying to find that during during the Cold War, so
- 34:57Speaker 3: they could get like a Russian spy to fucking spilled
- 34:59Speaker 3: every thing. But so the Russians were doing the same thing.
- 35:02Speaker 3: So we were experimenting with drugs and LSD and trying
- 35:06Speaker 3: to figure out what drugs we could use to make
- 35:09Speaker 3: people fucking spill the truths. So bro, they would used
- 35:12Speaker 3: to do this fucking you've heard of a midnight climax. Yeah,
- 35:16Speaker 3: that shit's crazy.
- 35:17Speaker 1: Bro.
- 35:17Speaker 3: They used to in San Francisco, they got a brothel
- 35:20Speaker 3: full of fucking prostitutes and they told the prostitutes give
- 35:24Speaker 3: this to the Johns, the guys that were going there
- 35:26Speaker 3: to hire these prostitutes, and they would give them LSD.
- 35:30Speaker 1: Dog.
- 35:30Speaker 3: Imagine going there to fucking bonum prostitute and then you're
- 35:32Speaker 3: fucking tripping all the NLSD, bro, and they're trying to like,
- 35:35Speaker 3: and the garment takes you away and they're trying to
- 35:37Speaker 3: like get you to fucking tell you secrets and like
- 35:39Speaker 3: why were you here and you're just tripping on the list. Yeah,
- 35:42Speaker 3: this is all real, bro, this is and that's this
- 35:43Speaker 3: is what came out. They fucking distayed. Literally, they got
- 35:47Speaker 3: rid of so many files because they obviously didn't want
- 35:49Speaker 3: us to know that they were doing this to American citizens.
- 35:51Speaker 1: Bro.
- 35:51Speaker 3: This wasn't like you signed up and like, hey, I'm
- 35:53Speaker 3: here to get drugged like you do now like now
- 35:56Speaker 3: you can.
- 35:56Speaker 1: Go in there and take the bat subject.
- 35:58Speaker 3: No, this was just random people and like random kids,
- 36:01Speaker 3: like they did that ship that they think they did.
- 36:03Speaker 3: The kids asked to bro, they think they think that
- 36:05Speaker 3: they did that to fucking the uniformer. That's why they
- 36:07Speaker 3: think he was so fucked in the head because they
- 36:09Speaker 3: fucked with him, bro, and he was like, fuck you fools.
- 36:11Speaker 1: But then how is it?
- 36:12Speaker 2: Like that's the thing though, Like okay, even if he
- 36:14Speaker 2: got experimented on, right, like even how did he know
- 36:17Speaker 2: all this ship was gonna happen?
- 36:20Speaker 1: Oh?
- 36:20Speaker 3: He's fucking smart people smart? How does he know?
- 36:23Speaker 2: You know, how smart and know how to like solve
- 36:25Speaker 2: fucking like math problems and ship and that could be
- 36:27Speaker 2: considered smart. But in his manifestos he is like detailed
- 36:31Speaker 2: about a lot of ship that has come to.
- 36:34Speaker 1: To like light like has been true.
- 36:37Speaker 3: You don't think, I mean there's one of these people
- 36:39Speaker 3: all the time, Like what's those other ones? Uh? No,
- 36:42Speaker 3: ster domas all those people that are known to predict
- 36:45Speaker 3: the fucking world. Have you ever seen Sam Tripp? But
- 36:47Speaker 3: he predicts the fucking conspiracies all the time. Alex Jones
- 36:50Speaker 3: dog Alex Jones. Jones is known to be like a
- 36:54Speaker 3: conspiracy god for like all the.
- 36:56Speaker 2: Time, like the top five things that that universe is
- 36:59Speaker 2: being fun shooting.
- 37:00Speaker 3: A gay dog, that's real, bro, he said a conspiracy God,
- 37:06Speaker 3: for I didn't say he's God's conspiracy God.
- 37:08Speaker 2: The top five things people argue they say that that
- 37:11Speaker 2: that you know that Ted Kazinski was right about? Was
- 37:15Speaker 2: he He talked about the lot, the loss of privacy
- 37:18Speaker 2: and and constantly being, you know, having surveillance on you.
- 37:21Speaker 1: That's the era we live in now.
- 37:23Speaker 3: Have you ever read a nineteen eighty four I haven't booked,
- 37:27Speaker 3: So that guy was predicting what's happening now. And it's
- 37:29Speaker 3: crazy because back then they used to tell you, like
- 37:31Speaker 3: all the government's gonna look at you through cameras and
- 37:34Speaker 3: ship right, And you're like, man, that's so crazy. Is
- 37:36Speaker 3: gonna look at the cameras? But we walk around with
- 37:38Speaker 3: thrown fucking camera. You look at yourself every fucking day.
- 37:41Speaker 1: Bro. It's crazier than we ever thought it would be. Bro.
- 37:44Speaker 3: You would be like, well, the government's not putting a
- 37:46Speaker 3: camera in my house. I never let the I never
- 37:49Speaker 3: let the government put a camera in my house. Bro,
- 37:52Speaker 3: walk around with a camera in your house.
- 37:54Speaker 1: There's also a fucking take.
- 37:55Speaker 2: He also talked about technology technological dependency, which is like
- 37:59Speaker 2: you I have.
- 38:01Speaker 1: Two phones.
- 38:04Speaker 3: To ship we all have we'll have two phones, like
- 38:10Speaker 3: I use it to record programs.
- 38:12Speaker 1: I got to.
- 38:15Speaker 4: Yeah, I need the Apple and the Android so I
- 38:19Speaker 4: can look at the one on one.
- 38:22Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, Like he was right, he was right about
- 38:27Speaker 1: that ship. That's scary. Bro. Also to the third thing
- 38:32Speaker 1: people argue is the psychological alienation, Bro.
- 38:36Speaker 2: And what I mean by this is this Will said
- 38:39Speaker 2: that the increase of all this technology and the fucking
- 38:42Speaker 2: you know, like the effects of being technological logically dependent
- 38:48Speaker 2: on a lot of this stuff was gonna psychologically alienate you,
- 38:51Speaker 2: which meaning that he said the humans were gonna like
- 38:55Speaker 2: society was gonna become like less interactive, which people don't need.
- 38:59Speaker 2: When tech messages came out, people felt didn't feel the
- 39:02Speaker 2: need to call each other no more. I don't know
- 39:04Speaker 2: anybody who's on the phone besides Caddy Blaze over here
- 39:06Speaker 2: all the time.
- 39:07Speaker 1: He's done really.
- 39:08Speaker 2: Talking on the phone for like an hour, dog handling
- 39:10Speaker 2: business like directly.
- 39:12Speaker 1: But a lot of people don't talk on the phone. Dog.
- 39:14Speaker 1: That was the first that I do. I personally do like.
- 39:17Speaker 1: But there's the But there's people that, like, you know
- 39:20Speaker 1: that they've.
- 39:20Speaker 2: Become so comfortable with just alienating themselves because of technology.
- 39:24Speaker 1: Bro.
- 39:25Speaker 2: How is it that with the most way that we
- 39:28Speaker 2: that people, I guess we are. We can easily be
- 39:31Speaker 2: connected all around the world. We have the most people
- 39:33Speaker 2: feeling so lonely because people don't have the human touch
- 39:37Speaker 2: no more. Dog, There's there's a thing where like being
- 39:40Speaker 2: like being humans, you kind of have to have the
- 39:43Speaker 2: human experience.
- 39:43Speaker 1: You can't have the human experience.
- 39:45Speaker 3: Through a phone.
- 39:46Speaker 1: That's why.
- 39:46Speaker 2: That's that's what's caused a lot of these people to
- 39:49Speaker 2: have a mental health crisis. I'm like, bro, if realistically
- 39:51Speaker 2: people are feeling all fucking lonely, how the fuck do
- 39:54Speaker 2: you feel lonely in the in the in the in
- 39:57Speaker 2: the twenty first the twenty second century. Well, we're all
- 40:01Speaker 2: fucking so easily connected. It just doesn't fucking make sense.
- 40:05Speaker 5: And COVID did it now so you can't even touch
- 40:07Speaker 5: somebody and the germs.
- 40:09Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, like like so that's that strike fucking number three. Dog.
- 40:14Speaker 2: That fool was right about a lot of shit and
- 40:15Speaker 2: it's kind of scary. I'm like, bro, like, imagine I
- 40:18Speaker 2: imagine that. And the thing is I know that he was.
- 40:21Speaker 2: He probably wasn't the only person that was that. They're
- 40:25Speaker 2: probably like looking at this like, you know how like
- 40:27Speaker 2: when you when you discipline one dog and you're like,
- 40:29Speaker 2: oh shit, I don't know if I'm gonna do that.
- 40:30Speaker 1: They hit that fool.
- 40:31Speaker 2: You don't think there's other foods that were just like,
- 40:33Speaker 2: I'm just gonna keep my book here under the bed
- 40:35Speaker 2: because I saw what happened, because I'm not gonna say ship, Bro,
- 40:39Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like, there's a lot of
- 40:41Speaker 2: people he was more.
- 40:42Speaker 3: Than saying things, Bro. He literally was sending out fucking
- 40:45Speaker 3: bombs and yeah good. He didn't have to do that.
- 40:48Speaker 1: No, well he couldn't, Bro.
- 40:52Speaker 3: He could have gave a quick public service announcement nobody
- 40:55Speaker 3: was gonna he could have ridden a couple of bucks.
- 40:58Speaker 3: He could have came out we don't smoke the same podcast,
- 41:00Speaker 3: told people like, yo, we're getting on hand. He didn't
- 41:02Speaker 3: have to fucking I mean, you have to fucking ball
- 41:07Speaker 3: like Bro as much as he but like as much
- 41:08Speaker 3: as the correct.
- 41:11Speaker 2: But that's where it gets. But that's where it gets
- 41:14Speaker 2: fucking even trippier. The people that he targeted, he knew
- 41:17Speaker 2: these were the people that were kind of in development
- 41:19Speaker 2: of a lot of these technological advances.
- 41:21Speaker 1: Bro.
- 41:22Speaker 2: It's like it's kind of it's kind of like the
- 41:24Speaker 2: terminator move Dog were like they fucking sent that food
- 41:26Speaker 2: back in time to destroy sky in it because they
- 41:28Speaker 2: knew the damage was gonna do. That fool was like,
- 41:30Speaker 2: hold on, let me stop the fool who's gonna develop
- 41:33Speaker 2: the cell phone real quick?
- 41:34Speaker 1: But you know who it fucking hurt?
- 41:35Speaker 3: Her the hardworking worker at the ups, bro, you know,
- 41:40Speaker 3: his hands blown. Or it's the fucking random person that like,
- 41:43Speaker 3: you know how, you know how you're like Apoca have
- 41:45Speaker 3: to do, you know how, you're apologized, but you know how,
- 41:48Speaker 3: like you're a politician and you have a secure a secretary,
- 41:52Speaker 3: she gets your fucking male. Guess whose hand's gone anthrax
- 41:55Speaker 3: male to her? That's what I mean, bro. They were
- 41:58Speaker 3: telling people, especially to the ass the whole different. Yeah,
- 42:01Speaker 3: but they were telling people not to open mail for
- 42:03Speaker 3: what postal carrier that blew up?
- 42:04Speaker 1: Bro, we all depend on this now. I was like,
- 42:08Speaker 1: you know, I don't know, man, if it could have
- 42:10Speaker 1: been a hero too.
- 42:11Speaker 4: You remember that? Oh yeah, I remember they even had
- 42:16Speaker 4: like the White House had that ship and stuff, like
- 42:18Speaker 4: everyone was like worried about opening the package because there
- 42:20Speaker 4: was like you.
- 42:21Speaker 1: Don't think I was.
- 42:22Speaker 3: I was a kid. I remember it. I remember it.
- 42:25Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't think that, Like imagine if they would
- 42:28Speaker 2: have started sucking instead of fan, they would have put
- 42:30Speaker 2: that mixed it with the hand.
- 42:34Speaker 4: Do you remember the tel one, the which one, the scare.
- 42:39Speaker 3: I don't know if I was like in the eighties
- 42:41Speaker 3: or something, but.
- 42:41Speaker 4: I was born in seventy seven, so so.
- 42:44Speaker 1: Remember so a brisket was born.
- 42:50Speaker 4: That I was like came out.
- 42:52Speaker 1: Of a smoker. You know when you guys buy medicine. Yeah,
- 42:55Speaker 1: they had that that.
- 42:56Speaker 3: Silver thing now, oh yeah, because someone fucking put actual
- 43:01Speaker 3: like uh cinide or something on one of those pills
- 43:03Speaker 3: and people I don't know if you.
- 43:05Speaker 4: I think I was a loted during them, but I
- 43:07Speaker 4: don't remember hearing that.
- 43:08Speaker 3: Yeah, it was not.
- 43:10Speaker 4: That's why I put those safety things.
- 43:11Speaker 1: On it, because they're all just open open it like
- 43:15Speaker 1: nothing open.
- 43:16Speaker 3: And people were putting like sine pills and then people
- 43:18Speaker 3: were literally.
- 43:19Speaker 1: Apper proof you know what's great?
- 43:22Speaker 2: I'm like, and that that was what like a powder, right,
- 43:25Speaker 2: it was like thras No, well that's.
- 43:27Speaker 3: What I was talking about. Whole different things. I was
- 43:28Speaker 3: talking about the scarboy, Like the.
- 43:31Speaker 2: Powder was like a white powder, right, and then they
- 43:34Speaker 2: would that ship would be like like an envelope or
- 43:36Speaker 2: some ship. You open it up and it's kind of
- 43:38Speaker 2: like if you bring in the spores or something like that.
- 43:40Speaker 3: The whole conspiracy about that ship was not even like.
- 43:43Speaker 2: I remember that ship was crazy, dog. I was like
- 43:45Speaker 2: people were scared to open up their mail. And then
- 43:48Speaker 2: again I'm just like looking, I'm looking at my neighbors.
- 43:50Speaker 2: I was like, who the fuck is gonna send you
- 43:51Speaker 2: that ship? Like you know what I mean, like like
- 43:55Speaker 2: you know, it.
- 43:55Speaker 1: Was like who's gonna go after you? Tyrone? Like call
- 43:58Speaker 1: the funk down? Like true, yeah, bro. I was like
- 44:01Speaker 1: for the.
- 44:01Speaker 2: Ops, this is a different generation of the boom.
- 44:10Speaker 1: This was a Boomer but there was no ops. Bro.
- 44:13Speaker 2: Like the Boomers. Black people. They were like the Bill
- 44:15Speaker 2: Cosby era. They were like married.
- 44:17Speaker 3: I think they were a siste for the Anthrax, for
- 44:20Speaker 3: the with amtras. If if I got a.
- 44:23Speaker 1: You could breathe that ship.
- 44:24Speaker 2: It's like through the air, like they don't know chemical
- 44:28Speaker 2: warfare is is fucking crazy? Like the fact that something
- 44:31Speaker 2: because like that ship that they did in Japan back
- 44:33Speaker 2: in the day, that Cold Lid you know about that ship?
- 44:35Speaker 1: What the reason they don't have trash cans everywhere in Japan.
- 44:38Speaker 2: Why because back in the day, there was like a
- 44:41Speaker 2: colt leader for who like was like not on some
- 44:44Speaker 2: ten Kazizski ship, but like kind of like that one
- 44:46Speaker 2: was just kind of crazy. That foe literally wanted to
- 44:49Speaker 2: poison everybody. So he had a coat, like a religious coat,
- 44:52Speaker 2: and fucking he convinced them to make like a concoction
- 44:55Speaker 2: like a powder or something like that and too little
- 44:58Speaker 2: vows and they all went to the subway and they
- 44:59Speaker 2: were all throw it in major trash cans, So all
- 45:02Speaker 2: the trash cans by the subway entrances, so they'll break
- 45:04Speaker 2: it and then that ship would be in the air.
- 45:06Speaker 1: And people started choking up and dying type of ship.
- 45:09Speaker 2: So like that, like it was, it was deemed like
- 45:12Speaker 2: a major terrorist attack all over Japan. And that's the reason,
- 45:16Speaker 2: not only because why they don't have trash cans, because they.
- 45:19Speaker 1: This group you you have to.
- 45:21Speaker 2: I mean they have them in certain places, like you
- 45:23Speaker 2: know what I mean, but it's not gonna bean you.
- 45:24Speaker 1: Know how here every every bus stop has one. Yeah,
- 45:27Speaker 1: like they don't have that out there trash cans. I
- 45:30Speaker 1: thought they had.
- 45:31Speaker 3: I honestly thought Japan had so many trash cans and
- 45:33Speaker 3: that's why it was so good.
- 45:34Speaker 2: They're telling me that trash clean because people don't fucking
- 45:40Speaker 2: litter and they have people that fucking clean up the dog.
- 45:43Speaker 2: I was like, that's why it's fucking clean. America would
- 45:47Speaker 2: be the same way if fucking people follow the rules.
- 45:50Speaker 1: You throw stuff out the bro not in my hood
- 45:55Speaker 1: dog outside where he's on cute dog. I don't that's
- 46:03Speaker 1: not right. I don't know, Bro, I don't, I don't, don't,
- 46:07Speaker 1: I don't be literally makes me feel bad.
- 46:10Speaker 4: I found the Nods tank outside my my apartment. Yeah, bro,
- 46:14Speaker 4: that's just crazy at the box and everything, they like
- 46:16Speaker 4: sat there and.
- 46:17Speaker 1: Just found one outside of my house.
- 46:20Speaker 3: Yeah, so bad. Yeah.
- 46:23Speaker 2: You know what's crazy, dog is that like once it
- 46:26Speaker 2: got popular like it did, like it got super popular
- 46:29Speaker 2: like that that she made me feel like a feet
- 46:33Speaker 2: Yeah dog, it made me like that's that's low key
- 46:35Speaker 2: what kind of Like it made me feel like I
- 46:36Speaker 2: don't want to do this no more. Like still I'll
- 46:38Speaker 2: still work around, like me once a year, like we'll
- 46:40Speaker 2: get you know, we'll have tank fest, but but like
- 46:45Speaker 2: but at the rate that we used to do it
- 46:50Speaker 2: when we was all chilling and ship and like now bro.
- 46:53Speaker 2: Like when I see all these all these fools kind
- 46:55Speaker 2: of like doing it like that, like it just made
- 46:56Speaker 2: me feel like very fiendish. So I don't really I
- 46:58Speaker 2: try not to fucking that's not like I'm at the
- 47:01Speaker 2: dentist because I just I.
- 47:02Speaker 1: See the topic which she goes a lot. Try to
- 47:05Speaker 1: take care of my teeth.
- 47:09Speaker 3: Doctors like twice a year. He's like four times a year.
- 47:13Speaker 1: I don't like candy, Like I don't.
- 47:15Speaker 2: Kids make sure they follow me on Instagram so they know,
- 47:17Speaker 2: like you see me eat that, I gotta make sure
- 47:20Speaker 2: it's clean, and that's a thirty minute procedure.
- 47:23Speaker 1: Hooked me up, we're just doing xtray. Hooked me up.
- 47:35Speaker 3: All right, you got you gotta wait five minutes, hook
- 47:36Speaker 3: me up on the Hey, you think it was a
- 47:41Speaker 3: coincidence or you think they were just really fucking what up?
- 47:46Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think.
- 47:47Speaker 2: I think that they can't look full. It sounds very
- 47:51Speaker 2: fucking like. I know you're gonna be like fool, you're reaching, bro.
- 47:53Speaker 2: But I feel like they pushed the whole accessibility of
- 47:56Speaker 2: the nausehip to kind of because you can't you can't
- 47:59Speaker 2: hit the hood with the crack era again. But you
- 48:02Speaker 2: could hit them with something recreational, and the aside from
- 48:05Speaker 2: that that is legal.
- 48:06Speaker 1: Bro, that's the worst part. That is fucking legal.
- 48:09Speaker 2: So I feel like I feel like the government is
- 48:11Speaker 2: behind the whole reason it became so accessible and past
- 48:15Speaker 2: regulations and so everywhere, because realistically, dog, you could fucking
- 48:20Speaker 2: kill somebody off that ship and drive, but you can
- 48:22Speaker 2: also go get it down the street. So to me,
- 48:25Speaker 2: I feel like it's it's just it's modern day the crates,
- 48:28Speaker 2: the modern day crackway, because you may not turn into
- 48:31Speaker 2: a crackhead, but you kind of do because these fools.
- 48:34Speaker 1: They keep going and buying and buying and buy it.
- 48:36Speaker 2: And not just that, not just that, we're gonna have
- 48:40Speaker 2: a society of a bunch of fucking candy cap fucking
- 48:44Speaker 2: retarded looking ass motherfuckers from the effects of all this shit.
- 48:47Speaker 1: We have to fucking we have to deal with these
- 48:49Speaker 1: fucking idiots in the future. Dogs if they die.
- 48:55Speaker 5: At the end of the it was hard to get
- 48:57Speaker 5: You have to go to the parties, you have to
- 48:58Speaker 5: go fit up a tank, right and that nobody.
- 49:03Speaker 3: I think I know, But I'm just saying I think
- 49:05Speaker 3: every drug should be legal. I honestly think every drugs
- 49:07Speaker 3: should be legal.
- 49:07Speaker 1: It's up to you what you just because you live
- 49:09Speaker 1: in Glendel.
- 49:10Speaker 3: No, but I really think no, no, no, no, no
- 49:13Speaker 3: no no no no no no, no no no. The
- 49:15Speaker 3: crime you commit on drugs should take you to jail,
- 49:19Speaker 3: not you doing drugs. If you could fucking do meth
- 49:21Speaker 3: in your house and not commit no crimes, I don't
- 49:23Speaker 3: give fuck.
- 49:24Speaker 1: That's what it is now.
- 49:26Speaker 3: It's it's the it's the it's the it's the crime
- 49:31Speaker 3: you commit on drugs, just like alcohol. If you can
- 49:33Speaker 3: be an alcoholic and go to work and do your
- 49:36Speaker 3: job and not her, no one, not her your wife,
- 49:38Speaker 3: you don't care be an alcoholic. But once you become
- 49:41Speaker 3: a meth head, if you want to be a meth
- 49:43Speaker 3: head and a productive meth head of society, I don't
- 49:46Speaker 3: give fuck. It's once you start committing the crimes. And
- 49:48Speaker 3: we should start wresting people when they commit the crimes,
- 49:49Speaker 3: not because just they do drug.
- 49:50Speaker 4: I don't think there's timy productive meth heads out there.
- 49:53Speaker 2: And then I also, I mean I do agree, like
- 49:55Speaker 2: I do get it, exiber, like the whole freedom thing,
- 49:58Speaker 2: like I do get it.
- 49:58Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, bro, because we
- 50:00Speaker 1: do live.
- 50:01Speaker 2: In a fucking democracy and then we do work on
- 50:03Speaker 2: a tax system if you have too many fucking fiends
- 50:07Speaker 2: and people that are worred down, like all that tax
- 50:09Speaker 2: money that we pay gets used up on keeping these
- 50:11Speaker 2: idiots alive and you never see society progress and that
- 50:14Speaker 2: at the same time, it sucks because you'd be like,
- 50:16Speaker 2: you can say that's the cost of freedom, bro. You
- 50:18Speaker 2: could do it too, and it's just like, I don't
- 50:20Speaker 2: want to do it, bro, because at the end of
- 50:22Speaker 2: the day, I become a burden to society and that's
- 50:24Speaker 2: how you end up with a lot a bunch of
- 50:25Speaker 2: lost motherfuckers like you do out there.
- 50:27Speaker 3: And it's like, because that's committing a crime, living on
- 50:30Speaker 3: the streets, committing a crime. I'm just saying that doing drugs,
- 50:34Speaker 3: that's fine. I'm saying com many crimes is illegal. But
- 50:37Speaker 3: you doing the drugs if you can do your house, what's.
- 50:40Speaker 1: The percentage of how many people you think have a
- 50:42Speaker 1: Mickey Mantle gene? No, but that's what I'm with you.
- 50:44Speaker 3: But let's arrest them for the crime of that they're committing,
- 50:48Speaker 3: not that of them doing a drug being the crime.
- 50:51Speaker 3: Like if they want to do nas at their house, Bro,
- 50:52Speaker 3: but when we did, knows that we committed I know
- 50:54Speaker 3: for sure, No, we did not commit no crime. I
- 50:56Speaker 3: don't want to do at your house to do what
- 50:58Speaker 3: we used to do, and with fucking with stuff, owning
- 51:00Speaker 3: out with uber here and uber bat.
- 51:01Speaker 1: But see idiots do should but.
- 51:03Speaker 2: Seeing where it has been, but seeing where it has
- 51:07Speaker 2: but seeing where it has progressed.
- 51:08Speaker 1: Like I'm like, yo, man calling it now.
- 51:10Speaker 2: I'm just like, bro, there's about to be a lot
- 51:11Speaker 2: of fucking zombie aes motherfuckers for like for like the rest.
- 51:15Speaker 2: I don't know for the near future. Dog, But then again,
- 51:17Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like we're not living that.
- 51:19Speaker 1: Long as a society. I feel like we're dying. Alans
- 51:22Speaker 1: are cooking here, Alans. Yeah.
- 51:25Speaker 5: I feel like people used to die like at least
- 51:27Speaker 5: ninety something. Now they're like seventy, right. I feel like
- 51:33Speaker 5: seventy is like the new Like I do.
- 51:35Speaker 2: I do feel that, like yeah, like because midlife now
- 51:38Speaker 2: is considered like thirty five.
- 51:41Speaker 3: I don't.
- 51:41Speaker 4: I don't think so. I think it's like I think
- 51:44Speaker 4: women are like eighty four they're supposed to live too,
- 51:46Speaker 4: and guys are like seventy nine.
- 51:49Speaker 1: That's the normal.
- 51:50Speaker 4: That's what I think. That's the average eighty now, I
- 51:53Speaker 4: think eighty four for women and seventy nine forgot.
- 51:55Speaker 1: But we don't know, bro, we're the microplastic generally.
- 52:00Speaker 4: Most most most people are living longer. Now do you
- 52:02Speaker 4: think you're even with the microplastics?
- 52:04Speaker 1: Do you believe that?
- 52:05Speaker 4: Ship?
- 52:05Speaker 3: Bro?
- 52:05Speaker 1: Like when people say, like, all right, look food like
- 52:08Speaker 1: it's one thing when foods.
- 52:09Speaker 2: Are all like, can you believe you're eating on credit
- 52:11Speaker 2: cards worth of every week? And I'm like, fool, you
- 52:16Speaker 2: don't think that like I would a lot of my
- 52:18Speaker 2: like at this point, I'm like, I guess I'm all
- 52:20Speaker 2: plastic food.
- 52:22Speaker 4: Like everything's in plastic.
- 52:24Speaker 1: Patr Barbie over here, my action figure.
- 52:27Speaker 3: I don't know if you're eating.
- 52:29Speaker 1: I heard it was a month on They say it
- 52:31Speaker 1: is a weak food cardinal moments.
- 52:34Speaker 3: But we are consuming a lot of plastics, you know that, right?
- 52:36Speaker 1: I don't.
- 52:37Speaker 4: How do you know simply just going out of your body,
- 52:40Speaker 4: just like everything else that you consume, like you know,
- 52:42Speaker 4: who says it again, stuck inside your body like because.
- 52:46Speaker 2: Some food, some some people can swallow a whole fucking
- 52:48Speaker 2: panty and fucking ship it out. And that ship like
- 52:51Speaker 2: like just think about it, like the human body, like
- 52:54Speaker 2: how do you know, Like you don't think the body
- 52:55Speaker 2: would just be like heyo, we can't digest that ship, Well,
- 52:58Speaker 2: send it down and shoot it out.
- 53:00Speaker 3: Because they're seeing it. Like when moms, like when moms
- 53:03Speaker 3: have babies, they're finding plastic in the baby. How do
- 53:06Speaker 3: you think the plastics getting to the baby. Fit's never
- 53:08Speaker 3: eating anything. It's in the mom's blood system. And where
- 53:12Speaker 3: there's plastic in everything, in water and coffee. When you
- 53:15Speaker 3: make coffee and that hot boiling water touches your little
- 53:18Speaker 3: fucking plastic cup or it comes to coffee and then
- 53:21Speaker 3: it goes into your body and then you drink that.
- 53:23Speaker 3: You think plastic is good for you.
- 53:25Speaker 1: No, it's not saying that it's good for you, but
- 53:27Speaker 1: it's like it's just so much because what do you
- 53:30Speaker 1: want to do? I agree with you, what are we
- 53:32Speaker 1: gonna do? And that's the government's fucking problem. It's something
- 53:40Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, wait to raise like.
- 53:45Speaker 3: When you eat that, when you.
- 53:46Speaker 1: Drink that spring water, bro it sucks.
- 53:50Speaker 3: Just had some girl on tinfoil hat like her life.
- 53:53Speaker 3: She wrote about about what is it?
- 53:55Speaker 1: Uh uh.
- 53:59Speaker 3: No, you just recorded, but what is it? Uh, those
- 54:03Speaker 3: forever chemicals, Yeah, forever chemicals that they can't they can't
- 54:06Speaker 3: get rid of them. They're in fucking like tapwater. Bro,
- 54:10Speaker 3: you don't think like everyonet What percentage of Americans do
- 54:14Speaker 3: you think are on some type of medication?
- 54:17Speaker 1: At least like seventy percent? All right? Now?
- 54:20Speaker 3: Think about does count?
- 54:23Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 54:24Speaker 3: Count all that A B and all the people fucking
- 54:28Speaker 3: peeing in the water, right and it all goes into
- 54:30Speaker 3: the ocean, and then they end up trying to fucking
- 54:33Speaker 3: with the tap water. If you don't filter your water,
- 54:34Speaker 3: they find like birth control in that fucking water from
- 54:37Speaker 3: how much birth control these bitches have pissed in the water, bro,
- 54:40Speaker 3: and they can't filter it out.
- 54:42Speaker 4: I don't drink too much water for my sink, I agree.
- 54:46Speaker 4: I mean, I just I just use it as boil noodles.
- 54:48Speaker 1: Tap water.
- 54:49Speaker 3: You're getting fucking forever chemicals.
- 54:51Speaker 1: Used to drink water.
- 54:52Speaker 4: I mean, who knows where you bottle of water? I mean,
- 54:55Speaker 4: I mean it could be just as bad.
- 54:57Speaker 3: That's bottles bad.
- 54:58Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, just because it doesn't mean it's much better.
- 55:01Speaker 4: Just because this bottle doesn't mean it's there.
- 55:03Speaker 1: Are levels of water.
- 55:08Speaker 3: A dude, you get the deal.
- 55:11Speaker 1: You guys get the cheap water at the liquor store.
- 55:13Speaker 3: I like a water bro.
- 55:18Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now, bro, like Saratoga for sure,
- 55:22Speaker 2: I'd be buying Mountain Green Valley was one for sure
- 55:25Speaker 2: that one's bombed. And then uh, if I really got
- 55:28Speaker 2: to choose plastic, I will do the avion because that's
- 55:30Speaker 2: fucking good.
- 55:31Speaker 3: Yeah. See, water taps different from water.
- 55:35Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know. I feel like the body is.
- 55:38Speaker 5: I know, if I grab this water from your guys' fridge,
- 55:40Speaker 5: I get yelled at have you tried that water?
- 55:42Speaker 4: That's like hundred dollars one hundred dollars a gallon is.
- 55:45Speaker 5: One hundred dollars a gallon, and there's like oxygen, there's
- 55:50Speaker 5: extra oxygen in the water.
- 55:51Speaker 1: They introduce more oxygen into the water.
- 55:53Speaker 5: I love alkaline water, and it's alkaline and because of
- 55:56Speaker 5: the big ass glass jug.
- 55:58Speaker 1: I feel like the body has the body.
- 56:00Speaker 2: Like Bart said, I feel like the body can kind
- 56:02Speaker 2: of like adjust and be like, hey man, we can't
- 56:03Speaker 2: digest that well.
- 56:04Speaker 4: Until they start let's tell you start saying all the
- 56:07Speaker 4: people die because plastic was in their body. I'm not
- 56:10Speaker 4: going to be too concerned.
- 56:11Speaker 2: Actually, you know the toilet dog, you know, I mean, like,
- 56:15Speaker 2: if my ship out a fucking yeah, if I asshile
- 56:17Speaker 2: because of three D printer dogs, I'm sitting in the
- 56:21Speaker 2: toilet and that ship out a lighter dog.
- 56:23Speaker 1: I'm like, I know, I know video care about this.
- 56:30Speaker 3: You should care about this stat I do care, bro No, no, no,
- 56:33Speaker 3: I haven't. I haven't even said it yet. I know
- 56:35Speaker 3: you don't care about this one. But for sure, these
- 56:38Speaker 3: fucking forever chemicals, these plastics in the water and ship,
- 56:41Speaker 3: it's really bad for your testosteronem creates what sperm. I
- 56:47Speaker 3: know you don't care, but I have plenty.
- 56:51Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 56:54Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't worry about my sperm.
- 56:55Speaker 3: I know you don't.
- 56:56Speaker 4: There's a big old they cut the bridge, I know,
- 56:58Speaker 4: but bart doesn't have to stop.
- 57:00Speaker 3: True, I said, larger tea, I said forever chemical lowder tea,
- 57:07Speaker 3: which what if you have low tea, it fucking eliminates
- 57:10Speaker 3: your sperm. And I said, I know you don't care
- 57:12Speaker 3: about load sperm cow, But the homie here, I want
- 57:16Speaker 3: kids future, And I don't know if harder you's got
- 57:20Speaker 3: to try harder.
- 57:21Speaker 1: The longer.
- 57:24Speaker 4: Slice the day, morning and night increased the odds lords.
- 57:28Speaker 3: Lorder t does everyone fucking knows out there careful how
- 57:31Speaker 3: much plastic you're drinking.
- 57:34Speaker 5: Plastic or tap water or eating huh classic or tap
- 57:37Speaker 5: water diesels.
- 57:40Speaker 1: Fucking plastics are getting me.
- 57:43Speaker 4: That's why maybe maybe that's why the birth rates going
- 57:44Speaker 4: down the United States, the birth rates, because everyone's got
- 57:48Speaker 4: the plastic in their body.
- 57:49Speaker 5: Fucking water from the Yeah, I used to drink a
- 57:52Speaker 5: lot of hose water, bro when I played baseball, That's
- 57:54Speaker 5: what it was.
- 57:55Speaker 4: Thirsty, Yeah, dude, I drink toil the tap probably all
- 57:58Speaker 4: the way through like high school. I mean there wasn't
- 58:01Speaker 4: a whole lot of bottle of water. I mean my
- 58:03Speaker 4: parents weren't buying much bottle of water back when I
- 58:05Speaker 4: was in like the pipes high school and ship.
- 58:08Speaker 5: The water system was different, like the early nineties eighties.
- 58:14Speaker 5: I think once it got to the two thousands when
- 58:16Speaker 5: they started changing ship, adding more florum, adding this, adding
- 58:19Speaker 5: that to it.
- 58:21Speaker 4: That might be I don't know, but like, yeah, there
- 58:23Speaker 4: was no I was drinking all tap water probably until
- 58:26Speaker 4: I was like seventeen eighteen.
- 58:28Speaker 3: That florid Do you need the florid? You know what?
- 58:30Speaker 1: I enjoyed?
- 58:31Speaker 2: This should make they should make facts like that and
- 58:33Speaker 2: like billboards like to help people on every day ship,
- 58:35Speaker 2: you know, like I'm tired of seeing like bitch ass
- 58:37Speaker 2: billboards for like a lawyer, like can we have one
- 58:39Speaker 2: by crest that said did you brush your teeth today?
- 58:42Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 58:42Speaker 1: Like on the freeway. Whereas like the people are just
- 58:45Speaker 1: like that catches everybody.
- 58:46Speaker 2: If you see a sign like that for sure, even
- 58:48Speaker 2: if they're gonna be like just make sure you know
- 58:50Speaker 2: what I mean like.
- 58:51Speaker 3: No key, yeah, but they want you to think about it,
- 58:54Speaker 3: like where you can brush your teeth on site. You're
- 58:56Speaker 3: not gonna be my.
- 58:57Speaker 1: Bad pull over, but you know, of course it'll make sense.
- 59:01Speaker 2: It'll be an advertised I'll be like did you brush
- 59:03Speaker 2: your teeth today? Be like pick up the crest strips?
- 59:06Speaker 2: You know what I mean, like if you didn't type
- 59:07Speaker 2: of ship. But they gotta make more helpful ship like that.
- 59:09Speaker 2: Be like, hey, if everybody brush your.
- 59:11Speaker 3: Teeth, there's new healthy on it.
- 59:13Speaker 1: How is it healthy? Dog?
- 59:14Speaker 2: This is just hygiene and everybody should practice it. Yeah,
- 59:20Speaker 2: hi is just like amangatory dog. Like healthy is like
- 59:24Speaker 2: telling everybody's like you know what, I like a fucking
- 59:26Speaker 2: good sixth sense of it ups, Dog.
- 59:28Speaker 1: I was like, that shit hurts. Nobody likes that ship.
- 59:30Speaker 5: Bro.
- 59:31Speaker 3: Hey, I was gonna ask you think it was a
- 59:32Speaker 3: coincidence or they're fucking with us that we went to
- 59:35Speaker 3: the moon going to the.
- 59:37Speaker 1: Now on April first?
- 59:38Speaker 2: Bro?
- 59:38Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what is that a quin think the NASA's like,
- 59:43Speaker 1: come on, what's a big what's a bigger coincidence? Though?
- 59:48Speaker 2: Damn saying we're gonna go to the moon, or Bart
- 59:49Speaker 2: saying he canceled his orders for Easter?
- 59:54Speaker 3: What Bart? I did?
- 59:59Speaker 1: Like it?
- 59:59Speaker 4: It was April Fools only had three I only had
- 1:00:03Speaker 4: three orders.
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: No, you're fucking lying.
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: No, I'm not barbecuing on Saturday or Sunday. It's canceled.
- 1:00:10Speaker 4: That that wasn't No. I emailed the four people the
- 1:00:13Speaker 4: day beforehand, lem know, and said, it's not April Fools,
- 1:00:16Speaker 4: like I only have I don't have. You only have
- 1:00:18Speaker 4: three orders and one guy that was going to buy
- 1:00:20Speaker 4: one off me four. So I just said, screw it,
- 1:00:22Speaker 4: I'm not doing it. I did six K last Easter,
- 1:00:25Speaker 4: this time I did five hundred bucks, So it's not
- 1:00:27Speaker 4: worth my time.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: What would make it change? Dog? If like what ten
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: people hit you up right?
- 1:00:31Speaker 4: Now it wouldn't matter. I'm not doing it, like, I
- 1:00:34Speaker 4: have other plans.
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: What do you know, are you gonna be the Easter Bundy.
- 1:00:37Speaker 4: No, I'm probably going Mom's probably going Mom's house on Easter,
- 1:00:40Speaker 4: hangout with her and stuff like that. You know, do
- 1:00:43Speaker 4: what normal people do, you know, instead of saying they're
- 1:00:46Speaker 4: lugging all the.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: Meat, look for eggs.
- 1:00:48Speaker 4: Yeah. So no, And then I also canceled it wasn't posted.
- 1:00:51Speaker 4: I canceled my steak event too, for the same reason,
- 1:00:53Speaker 4: even though I was doing sixty five dollars Hamahawks, two
- 1:00:55Speaker 4: and a half pounds and two huge sides. I wanted
- 1:00:58Speaker 4: to get like four people like waning by Steak, so
- 1:01:00Speaker 4: you cancel that one too. So yeah, I'm not really
- 1:01:04Speaker 4: doing any more events right now except for the black
- 1:01:06Speaker 4: and yellow thing with the zone or do that on
- 1:01:09Speaker 4: like next Friday. And then I'm doing like, oh, I'm
- 1:01:11Speaker 4: doing the exhibits for twenty party and uh and story
- 1:01:18Speaker 4: the one, the one that's out in Chatsworth on for eighteen,
- 1:01:23Speaker 4: I'll be there. So that weekend for four twenty, I'll
- 1:01:26Speaker 4: be doing smash Burgers. I think everyone that buys like
- 1:01:29Speaker 4: one hundred dollars gets a free smash burger off me
- 1:01:32Speaker 4: for the first two hundred people. I think that's what
- 1:01:34Speaker 4: the deal is. And then I'm also gonna be selling
- 1:01:36Speaker 4: them and we'll have Breasket Burgers there and shit like that.
- 1:01:38Speaker 4: So yeah, same with the same with the Black and Yellow,
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: We'll have all the burgers.
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: Yeah, that's gonna be dope that the Black and Yellow
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: event is gonna be the tenth. It's gonna be at
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: the Beehive. I will be posting the information on my page.
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: I will have a booth.
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: I'm gonna have everything. I'm gonna have my gear chick
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: Lits will be there with me.
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: I will have some of the secret menu stuff, and
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: I'm gonna have the Pokemon and collectible stuff on the
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: whole table, so including whatever's left of the Simpsons hats
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: or some of the stuff you missed out. I'm not
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: I do not have any more fucking Yoshi's all right, everybody,
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: you tell me postuff the baseball Yoshi's Yeah. Listen, bro,
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: if you know the friend that I know, we all
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: had a chance because he posted it on Instagram.
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: He posted it.
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: He was like, locked him in now because I don't
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: want to hear Tuesday do you have extra and I
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: took that shit seriously. I took that shit seriously, and
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: I was like, so how many can you carry out?
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: And then I sure enough ended up with ten bad
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: I mean ten of them, so it was great.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: Dog.
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna have all the different stuff in my booth,
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: so stop by. You already know my My booth is
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: a one stop shop. I'm gonna be there from twelve
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: to nine on Friday to tenth. Also, what is it
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: all these upcoming events?
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: I will be there.
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: I'm getting some little fucking flyers made with a QR
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: code for the event, so I could just give you guy,
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: give you guys a flyer for for twenty and then
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: you guys could just buy the take a link on
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: there by it. But yeah, if you haven't gotten your ticket,
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: please make sure you get your ticket for four to
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: twenty at the comedy Store. We don't smoke the same
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: podcast slash comedy show. It is gonna be going down.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: Uh, make sure you invite somebody, get a booth. You
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: know what I mean. Trust me, it's gonna be worth it. Man,
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: We're gonna have a good time.
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: You guys are gonna live in the moment and you
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: guys are gonna enjoy some great talent. So make sure
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: you guys get yourself the tickets uh that you need,
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: and have yourself a greade for twenty. You guys got
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: more than enough time. We've been promoting it for like
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: months since like the beginning of the year.
- 1:03:31Speaker 4: Almost right, Yeah, pretty much.
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: Yeah, And I mean this is why we got halfway
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: sold out.
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: Let's give a rounder apply to the people that fucking
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: actually about their tickets and got a room month.
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: I got us to the main room monthout. We're gonna
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: be a lot of walk ups a month.
- 1:03:44Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we'll lookome up.
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: Oh, we're like we gonna have this April second.
- 1:03:50Speaker 4: It's like fourteen.
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it's April second.
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: Talk about I'm Mexican. Like when I hear twenty, I'm
- 1:03:54Speaker 3: like going end of the month, and right now it's
- 1:03:57Speaker 3: the second. So it's the beginning of the month.
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: We just put away. That's all.
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: The first meet I do got to pay before I
- 1:04:04Speaker 3: leave today.
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: Guess today it is smart. Huh what on the sphere?
- 1:04:10Speaker 3: I'm one of the spirit what one of the sphere?
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: Because he wants me, he wants to know I'm gonna
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: go Gamble.
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: You know he is next week.
- 1:04:20Speaker 5: If you want to go him down, you have to
- 1:04:22Speaker 5: rental store. Don't like, I've been driving my car so
- 1:04:26Speaker 5: slow because guess like I have not done nothing in
- 1:04:31Speaker 5: my car.
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's well, let's see the superchats, right,
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: let's get into some of these super chats, because we
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: are gonna end it a little bit early at eleven thirty.
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: Uh.
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: They got to set up for Green Thumb at twelve.
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: I mean any other day we're gonna go ahead and
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: go till like eleven fifty or twelve usually. Uh, but yeah,
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: probably run eleven fifty will be the cutoff time, just
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: because I know they have to start at twelve right there.
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: But but today we're gonna end it at eleven thirty
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: because they did switch the them days and everybody who
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: is wondering, make sure you guys get hip to the
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: new schedule. Mondays and Wednesdays on the Doctor Green Thumb Show,
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: I will be doing the show there at nine o'clock,
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: so nine am in the morning.
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: We're gonna be doing that Tuesdays and Thursdays the Waken
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: Bake unless we have a guest, like a you know,
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: like a guest that has to require for it to
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: be a little bit later. We will keep you.
- 1:05:21Speaker 2: Guys, what is it posted on special events like that?
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: But yeah, if you're trying to fucking cast a podcast,
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: it'll be Tuesdays and Thursdays. I mean that way we're
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: able to get the full house all the time, you
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: know what I mean, everybody's able to get their points in.
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: So that makes sense because David can join us actually
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: like the whole month, and so can what is it
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: soa canitty if he's back from India, All right.
- 1:05:44Speaker 3: Let's get let's get at like this was gonna move
- 1:05:46Speaker 3: over there? Well, he's like gonna leave his car here?
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: Did you go with the filmed the Latin?
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: Would that'd be pretty tight though, Like I mean, imagine
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: like he got a movie deal to be like an
- 1:05:57Speaker 3: American on the fucking Baldy.
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: World, like we're creating ninety eleven the movie, but instead
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: of playing Because it was.
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: Funny because every time every time he'd post someone, I
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: would actually click on who he was tagging. Yeah, superstars
- 1:06:13Speaker 3: out there, Bollywood, Yeah, like millions like Hardwood?
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, alright, first one comes from speed Mania and
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: seven oh two? Was it contimpate? Constipated like Hoodstock Studio
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: or bigger, big open Pierrota.
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: Oh.
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: Bro, it was like like like Piereota.
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: It was just like condanced what he did at Hoodstock Studios.
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: I was on a sake.
- 1:06:39Speaker 3: I was like a bur Chriser ship, flattered everything.
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: Dog.
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: It was bad. Bro walked in there. I was like,
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: what the funk you do? Heself like we gotta go
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: because he took forever to come out. Bro, We're fucking shit.
- 1:06:57Speaker 3: Uh yeah, yeah, for sure, we were all cooked. Yeah,
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: we have been part of the before and he.
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: Had we had podcasted before already and then uh, what
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: is it like for we?
- 1:07:08Speaker 4: We were fucked up.
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: He was almost like so I think we started podcasting
- 1:07:13Speaker 3: podcasting that Saturday at twelve until two or three and
- 1:07:16Speaker 3: then he's almost like, hey, you want to come with
- 1:07:18Speaker 3: me hood Stocks And he don't had the bag. So
- 1:07:20Speaker 3: I was like, I gotta go. So I was like,
- 1:07:24Speaker 3: I was like, you're driving and ship and he's like yeah,
- 1:07:26Speaker 3: and I was like, I was like and we had
- 1:07:27Speaker 3: just about a twenty four. I was like, all right,
- 1:07:29Speaker 3: let's go.
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: He shouldn't have droven, for sure, Beer, I shouldn't have drove.
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: We go over there and it wasn't like no cheapier either.
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: It was like some fucking I pas and ship and then.
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: We show up, bro, and it's in the hood hood
- 1:07:41Speaker 3: where I'm like I start getting scared. I'm like, NA
- 1:07:44Speaker 3: like this ship, bring bring your tools. So we go
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: in there, bro, and we're like partying, but he's like,
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: you know, like you can start feeling like he's just
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: not feeling good and he has to fucking perform and
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: like like part of the to Be Real TV. I
- 1:08:00Speaker 3: think it's the first time like he was like we
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: had med hood stocks.
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: Yeah, dog, like I had to like I don't know,
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: like I don't really remember that day a lot, bro,
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: but I do remember when I was in the bathroom.
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: I dude, did take a long time because I just
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: didn't feel good. Doctor. I was like, am I gonna
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: pass out? I gotta pass out?
- 1:08:19Speaker 3: It was crazy Lucky and Lucky kept like looking at
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: me and I'm just like like, I just remember that.
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: I kept saying, he probably just doing blow, you know
- 1:08:27Speaker 3: that fool.
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: Lucky just came and knocked the door. He's hey, and
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: I was like I'll be right out, bro, and yeah dog.
- 1:08:36Speaker 3: And then he's on comes down, and he's like, we
- 1:08:37Speaker 3: got cool, and then we dipped out, and then we
- 1:08:42Speaker 3: dipped out, and he's he's wanted to leave so bad
- 1:08:45Speaker 3: he ended up hitting his car.
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: I didn't hit it for I fucking I gave a
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: little enough taps to the wall and then just it
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: was just like a little, oh, ship, there's the wall. Yeah,
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: Like I like, I should have already heard the d
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: but I was already. I was trying to take off
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: because I left to messing a bat theom. The next
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: one comes from the liar's villain.
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: Damn, good morning to all the out here working in
- 1:09:18Speaker 2: Florida and the Florida he listening to the podcast. But hey,
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: at least I have the show to look forward in
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: two weeks, same team, Damn from Florida.
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: Damn, you better show up early, doctors. We're gonna be
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: right there, and I'm not. I'm not gonna lie. I'm
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: not gonna start drinking to like we start the.
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: Show, or at least an hour before, because it'll be
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: Blazer four twenty and then I already know how I am.
- 1:09:42Speaker 3: I got it.
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: You know I already know how I am. You gotta
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: survive today, I gotta survive the day.
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: And then dog, have you been seeing those videos that
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: I sent you, the ones that because it is it
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: is a holy week, right, have you seen the videos
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: that I've been said?
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: Yeah, once on the man, go on, where do you
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: find this video? Algorithms don't want to race so we
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: can play it. I don't know if you've seen.
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: I don't know why I send it to him because
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: I don't know, like he'd probably be like, fool, that's
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: not funny, but like like food, Like the first one
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: was like, first of all, like why is it like
- 1:10:20Speaker 2: like four fools just whipping them?
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: That's not like just hitting them hard enough with the cross.
- 1:10:25Speaker 3: Give knows what it is.
- 1:10:27Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about.
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: It's just crazy Jesus ship Okay.
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: It's like the fucking like you know how people they
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: reenact the carrying the cross. Yeah, so in certain places
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: they take it serious where they have to keep they
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: whoop the dude carrying the cross, right, And that's it's
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: common in the Catholic things. Catholic religious like that, look
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: at this, that's fine. It was like, look this, it's
- 1:10:53Speaker 2: just a regular guy. And look how hard you're hitting
- 1:10:56Speaker 2: him when it he comes up here in a few minutes,
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: we're gonna make him carry the table up here. But
- 1:11:08Speaker 2: there there's one where that way that fool gets like
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: like they whipped that fool hard, right, and like that
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: fool has the cross and the Jesus kicks back.
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: He's like, hey stop this one, this one, that one
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: that's just crazy yo yo. But he kicks back, yo,
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: and he's like he's tied al so he can't do ship.
- 1:11:35Speaker 3: There are reason he's particularly it's a sacrament.
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: Sacrament, like it's a promise between him and God. You volunteered.
- 1:11:43Speaker 3: I was about to say, because that's what they do.
- 1:11:44Speaker 3: It's like it's like when they when they kneel all
- 1:11:46Speaker 3: the way, Yeah, when they knee all the way to
- 1:11:48Speaker 3: the Virgin Mary and ship. It's like was like he's like, yo.
- 1:11:56Speaker 2: Yo, look yeah, if I was se him, I would
- 1:11:59Speaker 2: have stop the spinning, like yeah, I'm gonna started spitting
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: across like a babley dog.
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: Started knocking fools out Mom's way and you had head
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: range to it. Pissed off.
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: He knew that he was that pissed that the other
- 1:12:14Speaker 2: Roman food started whipping the other fools like hey man, you'll.
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: Get out too hard, like Jesus said, Yeah, that's the
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: log I could say.
- 1:12:30Speaker 3: I was like, way, Jesus outside saying that ship.
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: How come we don't see a black Foot volunteering to
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: do this? Dog? How come they don't do this in
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: Black Church? Now talk about pride fu Yeah.
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: Imagine they're like, that's a no go a Black Church
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: if you get a Dominican food. Black Church is way
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: different than like Hispanic church that it sounds like it does.
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: It's in a little step, the one stepping for I
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: seen that ship though, like they get up and then.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: I didn't know that's what it was.
- 1:13:09Speaker 3: It's like I didn't know they were stopping the yard.
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: You know what.
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: It reminds me of like, you know, like the Mexican
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: because because bro, you'll see like the big ladies, they're
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: just like stomping dog.
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: Have you ever been have you seen that one Crenshaw
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: like they're trying to exposition. Yeah, that's the one where
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: Denzel Washington. No nobody that goes there. They do that there.
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: I heard that. I'm sure that's just probably kind of
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: like exclusive. I bad, like you probably gotta have. It's
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: like the equinox of Black Church that she gives me
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: a Shawn exposition right to Gemstones. Yeah, like that she
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: gives me that vice. Who who goes sequent like Danzel? No,
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: first of all, this one somebody I said, that's like
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: the equinox of black churches.
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: I was wondering, who goes.
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: Trying to get that free membership for like ten days?
- 1:14:04Speaker 3: I don't want know if it's worth it. But it's
- 1:14:05Speaker 3: too pricey.
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: But that's that's not the point. But yeah, but like, yeah,
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: there is, I want to know. I look, you just
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: wanted to just keep my head in there. Yeah, can
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: I help you with my brother?
- 1:14:19Speaker 3: I know you can go right.
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: I feel like security makes me feel like you kind
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: of have to have like a little teeth.
- 1:14:26Speaker 5: And they're kind of dressed like church brow, but they're
- 1:14:29Speaker 5: dressed like African church style.
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Like there's like a whole get up.
- 1:14:34Speaker 2: If you got a place, even if you dressed up nice,
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: you'd be like, well, I can't wear a no, like
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: like fucking.
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: Like it's not like native African food, like I don't
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: know what, Like they're.
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: Like fucking dog, but like they're like fucking like food
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: the American it's almost to.
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: Have money dog at that church exposition. You know that church.
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: They were talking about food. This ship churchful, regular church.
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: She's gonna kick you out, bro. She has like three
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: floors of people. She is all class. It looks like
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: a fucking monument. She's like thirty feet Let go. I'm
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: about to find out what services.
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: Let's go. You know what, going to kick you out?
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: Bro. I know they're not, bro, but like I never
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: see it with your Jesus peace.
- 1:15:18Speaker 3: They don't eat this, bro.
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: They don't have that your found They only have the cross, Bro.
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: They don't have the Jesus. They don't defend Jesus like
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: black doesn't have the Jesus on there. They just have
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: the cross, is it? Yeah?
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, they don't have the Jesus on there because
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: that Jesus doesn't Like, I don't know.
- 1:15:35Speaker 3: That these Catholics do it, because you got to think
- 1:15:36Speaker 3: about it.
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: It's kind of like the Christians do just across to
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: just just.
- 1:15:40Speaker 3: The cross without Jesus hanging because it's kind of crazy.
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: That's how you can tell that apart.
- 1:15:45Speaker 3: It's kind of like when I was a little kid
- 1:15:46Speaker 3: and I first went to Catholics yourself, like.
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: I thought it was athic.
- 1:15:49Speaker 3: There's a guy just hanging there.
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it was because it's pretty crazy, bro.
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: At the end of the day, it's not I thought.
- 1:15:56Speaker 3: I mean some have like the blood blood dropping off
- 1:15:58Speaker 3: of that, and the States pay attention to little.
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: Thing because of you. Like yeah, it's like.
- 1:16:07Speaker 2: I'm fucking six, bitch, Like what the fuck? Like, like,
- 1:16:11Speaker 2: what happened to the Jesus? They love kids because all
- 1:16:14Speaker 2: of a sudden he's on there because of their I.
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: Haven't stolen yet, yeah, stolen yet. I have made no sins.
- 1:16:20Speaker 2: I lokally thought they took the Jesus off of Black
- 1:16:23Speaker 2: Church because I'm like loky, Like it's kind of hard
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: to convince when like that doesn't really kind of.
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: Looks like you.
- 1:16:28Speaker 3: It's just it's just Christianity most of them. It's only
- 1:16:31Speaker 3: Catholic because it's just it's graphic. It's like you would
- 1:16:35Speaker 3: you would you? If you gotta think about it. I'm
- 1:16:38Speaker 3: not the one who created this joke. I forget who
- 1:16:40Speaker 3: says the type of joke like this, but he says, Uh,
- 1:16:43Speaker 3: if you were Jesus, would you want to be shown
- 1:16:45Speaker 3: like that he was ripped? No, but you want to
- 1:16:49Speaker 3: be shown dead, bro, You want to be shown at
- 1:16:51Speaker 3: least alive at least like you know what the power
- 1:16:54Speaker 3: is not just hanging.
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: There kind of like realistic.
- 1:16:57Speaker 3: You need it, bro, Like you you know what I
- 1:16:59Speaker 3: mean by that I heard.
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: I was like, we kind of don't know, like nobody
- 1:17:02Speaker 2: really knows. Nobody really knows like how it kind of ended, bro,
- 1:17:07Speaker 2: Like anybody could have changed.
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: The fucking ending after those fools got like you know,
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: after Jesus.
- 1:17:11Speaker 3: Got I love.
- 1:17:13Speaker 2: We don't know that like for a second that fool
- 1:17:15Speaker 2: was like and everybody's like he died and that was like,
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: but that's not the part kicking.
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: Everybody's as the winner of the fight writes, the history.
- 1:17:25Speaker 3: Was the best part.
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: Didn't he go on a fucking cloud? Bro?
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: Why the fun would you stand there and kick everybody's
- 1:17:28Speaker 2: ass if your dad's gonna back you up anyways, or.
- 1:17:31Speaker 3: Your sins you listen or like you don't know if
- 1:17:35Speaker 3: he if.
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: He was like, man, Y'all'm about to get on this
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: cloud and he just shot everybody at the end, dog
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: and then and then there was and then the little
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: and then this is the son of God is not
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: supposed to it's not gonna have powers.
- 1:17:50Speaker 4: Who knows?
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: Like not like dog? What would he make like that?
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: Like dials or what's that fool's name?
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: Even look at the gregs bro who was hurt gles
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: the son of Zeus to quote unquote God, that food
- 1:18:02Speaker 2: was strong as fuck. You don't think that Jesus had
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: like some secret powers. You don't think the only reason
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: we say that he left majestically and they put them
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: in the cave was probably because something they don't have
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: fucking changed the way it said. But as far as
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: we know, if you're the son of Christ, he could
- 1:18:15Speaker 2: have just iron man that ship.
- 1:18:18Speaker 3: This this fool was mad when in the Bible and
- 1:18:21Speaker 3: saying and Jesus came out and.
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: You come and come and hard everybody. He's almost bad.
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: He's almost like I thought he had powers.
- 1:18:29Speaker 2: You mean he fucking drowned the world because he's like oops,
- 1:18:31Speaker 2: my finger slipped, and like you guys fucking suck like
- 1:18:34Speaker 2: he was.
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: He was kind of like he drowned the world twice. Dog.
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: That sounds like a God who would kind of be like, well,
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: if you're.
- 1:18:41Speaker 2: This fool's son, respectfully, God, you know what I'm saying, Like,
- 1:18:44Speaker 2: if you're his son, you gotta have some like fucking
- 1:18:47Speaker 2: X men kind of power just in case of emergency,
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: and I would think the moment you're gonna bust it
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: out is when you're at the cross, when everybody's like, Aha,
- 1:18:55Speaker 2: there goes the Son of God and I feel was like,
- 1:18:57Speaker 2: you know what, fuck, this.
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: Ship will turn the water into wayans. He Moses wasn't
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: even a god and that food parted low kid.
- 1:19:05Speaker 3: I was about to say, imagine what Jesus, water wine
- 1:19:10Speaker 3: is not that crazy, Like that's what you do it,
- 1:19:12Speaker 3: that's the magic trick.
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: But that's not like some ship where I'm like, that's
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Religion magic tricks. Religion is magic tricks.
- 1:19:22Speaker 3: Called it's called what does call it?
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: The Amazing Jesus? The Amazing Jesus. Definitely he's like, I'm
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: gonna need a volunteer for the Cross. When Chris Rock
- 1:19:42Speaker 2: was on there with him, Yeah yeah.
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. All I'm saying is that the Bible could
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: have been changed.
- 1:19:49Speaker 2: The real version of the Bible could probably be in
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: the Vatican, the one that says that like Jesus slaughtered
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: everybody who turned their back on him, why would he
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: He's about to die for everybody, quote unquote.
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: You don't think he's gonna go out with wood. They
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: were whipping him dog the whole time, and they're right,
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: he's gonna bust the super Saiyan moved all right? Is
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: why you think you're about to die?
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: Grandma's right now and Heaven looking at you and be like,
- 1:20:15Speaker 3: he's right. Get this, bro, There's there's a reason he
- 1:20:22Speaker 3: didn't do all that, and I don't know why.
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: Okay, look, I'm not saying.
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: I'm not saying that you're a there's not a god
- 1:20:29Speaker 2: fearing man. But how much more of a god fearing
- 1:20:32Speaker 2: man would you be if somebody told you that fool
- 1:20:34Speaker 2: was like Goku, like you know what I mean?
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: Like you're like, hey, for this too.
- 1:20:40Speaker 2: Fucking he killed Sel and he fucking blew up Africa
- 1:20:44Speaker 2: and Asia and the process, you know what I mean,
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: like just two continents obliterated.
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: Because he fucking just he did that the first time.
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, God hearing.
- 1:20:55Speaker 3: Remember he drowned everybody and then knowing how to put
- 1:20:57Speaker 3: everybody and all that when no, when they were the Netflims. God,
- 1:21:04Speaker 3: who's trying to get rid of the Neflims and all
- 1:21:05Speaker 3: the people? The one the angels fucked the humans? This
- 1:21:08Speaker 3: is like not the hybrid.
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: This is the other old made the hybrids, and those
- 1:21:11Speaker 2: were like smart because half God and high fucking.
- 1:21:14Speaker 3: Yeah, and Jesus like, we don't We're not fucking with that.
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: It's like, now you ain't ruining the blood line.
- 1:21:17Speaker 3: Yeah, bros, gonna be no demon aliens. Hybrid's Nephli giants.
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: I saw if I saw a video dog that you
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: can get requests. You can request and it takes years
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: to get access to the Vatican files right like to
- 1:21:31Speaker 2: the Vatican like to the Vatican Vault. But they say
- 1:21:34Speaker 2: that like even though you get access to it, you
- 1:21:37Speaker 2: kind of have to know specifically what you're looking for.
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: There ain't no like what's in this room? Oh, what's
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: in this room?
- 1:21:42Speaker 2: And they say that the fucking vault is so vast
- 1:21:46Speaker 2: that you can start walking and fucking like one like
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: on a Monday and not be done to like fucking
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: like I don't know, like fucking Thursday type shit.
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: Like there's so much ship down there. There's like layers.
- 1:21:57Speaker 3: But yeah, people remember Potter episode where the live.
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: I mean, I don't I know what you're talking about
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: because the reason.
- 1:22:06Speaker 3: It just reminds me of that ship where it's like
- 1:22:08Speaker 3: never ending. It's just like they're going to Yah's the bank,
- 1:22:13Speaker 3: the banks. It's just like never ending ship.
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: It just goes for days and days and days. What's
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: the craziest ship you think they have down there?
- 1:22:21Speaker 3: Did they have a they have a big like actual
- 1:22:24Speaker 3: hard copy uh, pornal library from like drawn pornals from
- 1:22:32Speaker 3: like the ninth like from before like actual.
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: Okay, but like that's not really that hardcore hardcore, bro,
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: you don't know, Yeah, you don't know what the fuck
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: they got.
- 1:22:42Speaker 3: Down there though, you don't know. Maybe the swing.
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: I mean saying that's what you don't think it's gonna
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: be the craziest You don't.
- 1:22:50Speaker 3: Think they have, Like I didn't they have like that?
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: What's that arc of day?
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: No?
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: No, not the David Sword or something like that on
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: the archangel you know, or one of them.
- 1:23:02Speaker 3: You're confusing both of them. You're talking to one. What
- 1:23:04Speaker 3: the one they stabbed Jesus with?
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they might have that.
- 1:23:08Speaker 3: So crazy about that?
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: It's the sword, it's a murder weapon DNA. And then
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: also to the what is it all Kings Solomon ship?
- 1:23:18Speaker 2: I would I would like to see that kind of
- 1:23:19Speaker 2: ship because if that fool was real is it like
- 1:23:22Speaker 2: based on what they fucking say it was that fool
- 1:23:24Speaker 2: was a crazy motherfucker dog I fool like based on
- 1:23:27Speaker 2: the Old Testament though, that finite was like, Oh I
- 1:23:29Speaker 2: don't like his barbecue. Feed them to the lions. Yeah, bro,
- 1:23:33Speaker 2: Like that's literally like the kind of ship that was
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: on dog Ray.
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: What that thing that j was like, I'm gonna kill
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: your son.
- 1:23:40Speaker 3: That's a piece of wood that they carried. Where the
- 1:23:45Speaker 3: tablets are at.
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: The tank commandment tablet. Yeah, on the way to Vegas.
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: The little little little fucking white trash signs.
- 1:23:58Speaker 2: It's like now shouting out, was like, yeah, yeah, repent
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: on the way too, Vegas, Fool on the way back,
- 1:24:06Speaker 2: on the way back.
- 1:24:07Speaker 3: Ark of the Covenant, the Dark of the Covenant, that's
- 1:24:09Speaker 3: something I would want to see. They say that that
- 1:24:11Speaker 3: has like powers and ship. People are getting near it.
- 1:24:13Speaker 3: Die about the part the Arc of the Covenant.
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: That's what I think. It's a cup.
- 1:24:19Speaker 4: It's a cup, right and Jones, Yeah, it's a cup.
- 1:24:24Speaker 3: Rock that Oh no, it's the Arc of the Covenant.
- 1:24:28Speaker 3: Is the Ten Commandments are supposed to be that has
- 1:24:31Speaker 3: supposed to They have people taking care of it. Yeah,
- 1:24:35Speaker 3: thing looks that looks like like, bro, yeah, what does
- 1:24:41Speaker 3: it say it is? I mean, imagine it's.
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: Just cigars in there, like that's where the pope keeps
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: this cigar like nobody.
- 1:24:52Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well you stole ten commandments. Yeah, Moses was
- 1:24:56Speaker 3: told how to build this. Yeah, it has like powers
- 1:24:58Speaker 3: and ship that people taking care of it like they
- 1:25:00Speaker 3: o words. But you're not like supposed to like just leave.
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: So you're gonna believe somebody that told that, somebody to
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: build that.
- 1:25:07Speaker 3: And I said, he don't, said, well, would I have
- 1:25:11Speaker 3: wanted to see in the Vatican. I was like, that's
- 1:25:13Speaker 3: one thing I would want to see because no one's
- 1:25:16Speaker 3: I mean, but they say it has like like nuclear power.
- 1:25:19Speaker 3: People have nuclear powers, the radiation radiation, Yeah they have radiation. Yeah,
- 1:25:24Speaker 3: it has nuclear stuff. People say that if you get
- 1:25:26Speaker 3: closer to it you die iranium or something, and all
- 1:25:28Speaker 3: the priests that get near it end up like dying
- 1:25:30Speaker 3: really young.
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: They probably have down there. They probably have the actual
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: a proof that some religions are actually made up. All
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: religions are made.
- 1:25:41Speaker 3: I forget, I can't pronounce it. But the blanket of
- 1:25:44Speaker 3: Jesus where they put over him Jesus facing Yeah, there's
- 1:25:49Speaker 3: there's that one have this facing printing in this fucking
- 1:25:52Speaker 3: blanket and they take.
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: That ship to no joke, you put the blanket on
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: you becoming they went through it.
- 1:25:57Speaker 3: I fought, I don't know, Bro, he's only knows. I'm
- 1:25:59Speaker 3: not lying about it. But the blanket where they.
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: Have that fool was wearing when when he was in
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: the cave, threw him in the cave.
- 1:26:06Speaker 4: And turn or something like that.
- 1:26:09Speaker 3: I didn't want to suck it up.
- 1:26:11Speaker 4: I think that's what it is.
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: That's what it is, you know. And and then come on, dog,
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: back to the whole thing where I was like, if
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: you were the son of God, Bro.
- 1:26:17Speaker 2: I would have and I would have I would have
- 1:26:18Speaker 2: busted through that fucking cave door like the kool Aid
- 1:26:21Speaker 2: man was done.
- 1:26:24Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah.
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: Yeah, and spin to fucking heaven.
- 1:26:34Speaker 4: Dog.
- 1:26:35Speaker 3: This one really thinks he's super saif Jesus Dog expected mar.
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: Dog, he how can he not be?
- 1:26:45Speaker 3: Dog?
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: You cannot be?
- 1:26:45Speaker 2: Like how tight was Gohan compared to fucking Goku Dog?
- 1:26:52Speaker 2: That food was pretty impressive?
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: Dog? You know what I mean?
- 1:26:54Speaker 5: Like you would think like overtakes the apprentice, always overtakes
- 1:26:58Speaker 5: the master.
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: You know, he's technically god two point Oh that's too funny.
- 1:27:06Speaker 3: Yeah, Like.
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:27:10Speaker 2: I feel like the Bible did, like they covered up
- 1:27:12Speaker 2: a lot, just like we can't make him sound like
- 1:27:14Speaker 2: that our genies real Like, yeah, I think so.
- 1:27:19Speaker 3: I think he's from a lamp.
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: No, not from a lamp, but all those experiences, all
- 1:27:23Speaker 2: those experiences have been like a like a paranormal experience
- 1:27:26Speaker 2: where like you kind of like make a deal with.
- 1:27:30Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's what it is.
- 1:27:32Speaker 2: And because a lot of the you know, like I
- 1:27:33Speaker 2: feel like that's the only way, because a lot of
- 1:27:35Speaker 2: the foods that get those wishes, like what.
- 1:27:37Speaker 1: Happens in the end of the story, and he was
- 1:27:39Speaker 1: miserable the rest of his life. Come on like like
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: who who's the genie?
- 1:27:44Speaker 5: Dog?
- 1:27:46Speaker 1: Like who's a demon? It was like, so you want
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: to play prog.
- 1:27:52Speaker 3: The way they always made genies look, they were too
- 1:27:54Speaker 3: tricky for me. I never wanted to like run into
- 1:27:57Speaker 3: one fuck it up.
- 1:27:58Speaker 1: They always bbies. All right, let's get us get into
- 1:28:00Speaker 1: the last ones.
- 1:28:02Speaker 2: Uh.
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: The liar's feelin says good morning, y'all out. Oh he
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: already already said that. One Q coming on this.
- 1:28:09Speaker 3: Same team, same team.
- 1:28:12Speaker 1: When those d C C.
- 1:28:13Speaker 2: C he's on, I want to pin last week check
- 1:28:16Speaker 2: the d M says, what up? Though I will be
- 1:28:18Speaker 2: checking him today. Dog, I just gotta ship out a
- 1:28:20Speaker 2: lot of these orders.
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- 1:28:24Speaker 2: I just joined the Patreon. Thank you everyone involved. Y'all
- 1:28:27Speaker 2: make the best content.
- 1:28:29Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you, Bro.
- 1:28:30Speaker 1: I appreciate you, and hopefully you could join us.
- 1:28:32Speaker 3: Uh.
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: The Bradnes six one nine eighties hair metal dudes got
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- 1:28:43Speaker 2: Twisted sister, fucking uh well, Holly Cooper, fucking hot bitches
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- 1:28:55Speaker 3: Whatever it takes.
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: You just gotta put some boxing blues. That's it. Top
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- 1:29:05Speaker 2: All right, let's uh, let's pick a quick winner, uh,
- 1:29:08Speaker 2: the winner for the pair of tickets. I hope you
- 1:29:12Speaker 2: make your way down from San Diego, dog, because I'm
- 1:29:14Speaker 2: gonna pick you.
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: The Bradnes is six.
- 1:29:17Speaker 3: To one nine.
- 1:29:19Speaker 1: Fine, alright, alright, I had already get to them some tickets.
- 1:29:23Speaker 3: Oh fucking he can give away if you want.
- 1:29:25Speaker 2: But you know what, who else is in fucking and
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: uh sounds like they're in a what about speed with
- 1:29:31Speaker 2: speed Minion.
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: Did he win already? Well, you know what, Speed.
- 1:29:34Speaker 2: Minion, make your way down from Vegas, dog, because you're
- 1:29:37Speaker 2: coming here to four to twenty at the Comedy Store.
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: Speed Minion seven oh two. I'm making noom trip to Vegas.
- 1:29:44Speaker 1: Make one out here. I support your taxes. Well you
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: know what you ask me. You guys have a good
- 1:29:49Speaker 1: You guys don't even have taxes. All right, all right,
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- 1:31:05Speaker 4: the eighteenth, I'll be at the exhibit Chatsworth or West
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- 1:31:15Speaker 4: nine o'clock to seven, and I believe if you buy
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- 1:31:58Speaker 1: Bro.
- 1:31:58Speaker 3: I didn't know about this because I y. I was like,
- 1:32:00Speaker 3: I was like, hey, have you ever been in the
- 1:32:01Speaker 3: Gate Program?
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: And then she was like other people that usually knew
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: how to draw, they ended up in there.
- 1:32:05Speaker 3: Yeah, Bro, it's nuts. She has these dreams and she
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