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Scarefest Run · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 2: We've had a doozy of a day.
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  Speaker 4: A real doozy. What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Ryan. I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 4: inside the vehicle.
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  Speaker 2: Woo!
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  Speaker 4: It's coming from inside your car. So we're heading back
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  Speaker 4: from Lexington, Kentucky, home of Scarefest, our longest running one.
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  Speaker 2: It has been so many years.
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  Speaker 4: It has been so many years that at this point
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  Speaker 4: it's just ingrained into our system. It's October, somewhere in
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  Speaker 4: that vicinity, time to head to Scarefest.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I went last year, but I went
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  Speaker 2: back this year and it was a lot. Did I
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  Speaker 2: go last year?
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  Speaker 4: You went last year. I did go last year. The
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  Speaker 4: year before you were out of town, I went and
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  Speaker 4: it was no fun because nobody was there. So, luckily
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  Speaker 4: this year, we went. And it was all good.
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  Speaker 2: And it was fantastic.
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  Speaker 4: It was. Do we want to jump right to our people?
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  Speaker 2: OMG. I was so excited. Because usually it takes a
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  Speaker 2: lot to get me into a large crowd these days.
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  Speaker 2: Because people. But I saw that Tyler Labine was going
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  Speaker 2: to be there. And I'm like, I am there. Because
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  Speaker 2: I love most of the things he's done. Everything of
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  Speaker 2: his that I've seen, I have loved. I mean, aside
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  Speaker 2: from Tucker and Dale vs. Evil Reaper. One of my favorites.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely best. It's the best show ever.
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  Speaker 4: Fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: Deadbeat. Amazing. There's another one that he did about seeing
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  Speaker 2: ghosts too, but I don't remember which one that one
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  Speaker 2: was called. But he was super excited and I showed
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  Speaker 2: him my tattoo from Reaper and he took a picture.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if he was going to send it
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  Speaker 2: to Ray Wise or just put it on his Instagram.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. He was going to put it on
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  Speaker 4: his stories or his feed or one of those things
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  Speaker 4: on the old Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: He was super nice though. Yeah, he was like one
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  Speaker 2: of the friendliest people.
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  Speaker 4: He seemed very nice. The other thing, again, aside from
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  Speaker 4: all the super geeky things, I don't watch medical shows.
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  Speaker 4: But I think because I saw the promos beforehand and
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  Speaker 4: saw he was on that New Amsterdam, I think I
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  Speaker 4: turned it on like that first episode. He's really good
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  Speaker 4: on it. Like it's a pretty entertaining show anyway, as
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  Speaker 4: much as I'm not really into mostly crazy hospital shows.
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  Speaker 4: But like that one had kind of a different take
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  Speaker 4: on it. And, like, his character was very different from
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  Speaker 4: what you normally see him do. He was, like, a grown-up. And, like,
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  Speaker 4: he was doing, like, pretty, again, dramatic stuff, but kind
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  Speaker 4: of with his own Tyler spin on it. So, like,
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  Speaker 4: it seemed very genuine to him. But, yeah, he's really
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  Speaker 4: good on New Hampshire.
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  Speaker 2: Because he always does seem like the big goof, you know?
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  Speaker 2: And it's, like, that's what I love about him. Everything,
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  Speaker 2: but he's just so funny and just so, like, I
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  Speaker 2: want to hang out with that guy. He's a lovable dude.
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  Speaker 2: That guy seems pretty cool.
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  Speaker 4: A lovable guy.
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  Speaker 2: And he was wearing a sweater? And I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: how are you wearing a sweater? It's, like, really hot
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  Speaker 2: in here.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, it's technically.
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  Speaker 2: I guess if you're as cool as he is... Ah,
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  Speaker 2: see what I did there.
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  Speaker 4: It's technically. In the future, when you're listening to this,
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  Speaker 4: it could be November by the time this shows up,
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  Speaker 4: but we're in October. We're pre-Halloween time, so, you know,
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  Speaker 4: it should be cold.
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  Speaker 2: We're in the best time of the year. The best time.
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  Speaker 4: If the Earth wasn't, you know, boiling and going to
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  Speaker 4: self-destruct at any moment, but normally it should be cold
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  Speaker 4: at this point. So he was probably just dressing for
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  Speaker 4: like he thought it should be. It's like he's out
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  Speaker 4: in the middle of a country somewhere. It's October.
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  Speaker 2: He wants more layers to protect him from nerds like me.
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  Speaker 4: That's true. He's got to get the nerd cooties away
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  Speaker 4: from him. So that's for the best, really.
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  Speaker 2: He's looking good. I'm not going to lie. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: I checked his Instagram. Apparently he's been hitting the gym.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. But I mean, yeah, he's definitely like,
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  Speaker 2: Not that he was like a problem of size, but
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying he's definitely like changed. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 4: Slimming down, looking good.
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  Speaker 2: Seems very friendly to everybody that we saw him interact with.
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  Speaker 2: He seemed very friendly.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he seemed like he kind of enjoys the process,
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  Speaker 4: which not everybody that does those things does.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he hasn't done that many of them, so it's
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  Speaker 2: still okay.
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  Speaker 4: That could be it. You never know. Some people get
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  Speaker 4: burnt out.
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  Speaker 2: That could be why the person you got in line
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  Speaker 2: for was as friendly as she was.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is like a new thing. On the other hand, like,
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  Speaker 4: leading into mine are Angela from the official Sleepaway Camp
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  Speaker 4: photo that I have here. Now, I don't have Angela's photo,
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  Speaker 4: but we rounded the corner, and I was like, what
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  Speaker 4: is this whole bunch of people standing in the way?
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  Speaker 4: Of course, it's her. So she's one of those that's
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  Speaker 4: been doing maybe Scarefest every year. Like, she's a regular. Like,
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  Speaker 4: she's been at Scarefest a lot of years. Felicia Rose? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, she's amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Our friend, Phyllisa Rose, previous guest on the show. And,
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  Speaker 4: but she's one of those, like, she was so excited still. Like, that's,
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  Speaker 4: those are the ones that, like, impress me. Because, I mean, like,
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  Speaker 4: she has been doing this a good portion of her
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  Speaker 4: life now. And, like, she is still, like, excited to
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  Speaker 4: be there with these people that are always, like, so
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  Speaker 4: happy to see her. But, like, You know, I would
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  Speaker 4: think after a while you might get burnt out.
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  Speaker 2: You think you'd get tired of making that face. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, she is always just so excited to be
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  Speaker 4: there and so happy to see people. And she makes
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  Speaker 4: the face for you. If you want to pose for
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  Speaker 4: a photo, I've seen 10 billion versions on her Instagram.
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  Speaker 4: She will do the face for you every time.
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  Speaker 2: I would expect no less. I mean, why else would
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  Speaker 2: you bother?
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  Speaker 4: I've talked to Felista many years ago. And then I
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  Speaker 4: had her on the show. I took a photo with her.
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  Speaker 4: She made the face. So then I was like, it's
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  Speaker 4: a shame because I've seen her a whole lot of
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  Speaker 4: times over the years. But I've never seen, obviously, everyone's
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  Speaker 4: other favorite character in the movie, Judy.
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  Speaker 2: Judy of the miraculous, it's just the marvelous, the wonder
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  Speaker 2: and joy that is the sideways ponytail.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's amazing. And who else is cool enough
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  Speaker 4: to wear their name on their shirt? Her own name
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  Speaker 4: right there on her shirt. Just in case you need
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  Speaker 4: to know, it's Judy.
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  Speaker 2: I literally pulled my hair into a sideways ponytail just
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  Speaker 2: to see if I could pull it off for today.
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  Speaker 2: And I could not. So I didn't.
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  Speaker 4: Can anybody do it as well as Judy?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: But I didn't do it with a scrunchie. So maybe
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  Speaker 2: if I had like a scrunchie.
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  Speaker 4: They were selling scrunchies there. You should have grabbed some.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a Bucky's scrunchie.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Man, you should have done it
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  Speaker 4: and then sideways ponytail and been like.
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  Speaker 2: It's me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Judy. And she'd be like, no, I'm Judy. Judy, fight.
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  Speaker 4: But over the years, I had never seen her doing things.
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  Speaker 4: I've been to many a convention. I'm like, no, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know. So I guess she just doesn't want to.
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  Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden this year, I started
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  Speaker 4: seeing postings further out in the country.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man. It's the 40th year anniversary.
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  Speaker 4: 40th anniversary of the most scarring movie for most children
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  Speaker 4: in the world.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I didn't see it when I was a child,
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  Speaker 2: so I mean, I was just scarred.
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  Speaker 4: I managed to ride quite a while without finding out
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  Speaker 4: the special.
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  Speaker 2: See, I managed to make it until I actually saw it.
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  Speaker 2: I had never heard of it, which is weird because
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  Speaker 2: you think usually everybody spoils everything. You know everything before
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  Speaker 2: it happens when it comes to movies. You know the end.
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  Speaker 2: You know the twist. You know what's going on.
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  Speaker 4: Most of the time these days, yep.
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  Speaker 2: And for this one being an older movie, because it
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  Speaker 2: came out, what, late 70s, early 80s?
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  Speaker 4: I think early 80s, yeah. Early 80s?
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  Speaker 2: Anyways, I had not... I didn't know that was coming.
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  Speaker 4: I knew of the title. I knew it was slashery
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  Speaker 4: and horror, but I still didn't know the specifics. And
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  Speaker 4: I sat down, and I got most of the way through,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, yeah, you know, kind of like Friday
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  Speaker 4: the 13th.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, it's not.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's not. This is not like Friday the 13th
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  Speaker 4: at all.
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  Speaker 2: How about you, boyfriend? Did you know the end before
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  Speaker 2: you saw the movie?
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 2: Man of many words. but it's just very rare these
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  Speaker 2: days that you see a movie that the ending has
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  Speaker 2: not yet been spoiled for.
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  Speaker 4: You that's always my favorite when people are like kind
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  Speaker 4: of talking about it we had one on the show
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  Speaker 4: recently that like just recently saw it and also didn't
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  Speaker 4: know the I was like oh so you didn't know
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  Speaker 4: going in they were like nope I was like oh
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  Speaker 4: god how are you are you okay did you know did.
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  Speaker 2: You recover see not only did I not know that
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  Speaker 2: there was I didn't know that there was going to
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  Speaker 2: be something that I didn't know Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it wasn't even like, it wasn't the normal
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  Speaker 4: going in like, well, till you get to the twist,
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  Speaker 4: this thing's free. But, yeah, that one just blindsided. Like, just,
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  Speaker 4: should we say, smacked upside the face with it. Yeah. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: did not see it coming.
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  Speaker 2: And there was one of those on her table, by
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  Speaker 2: the way.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, now I don't know how you could
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  Speaker 4: go to a convention and not kind of, maybe not
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  Speaker 4: 100% know, but, like, the face is everywhere. People are
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  Speaker 4: wearing the shirts with the face. She's selling the face. So, like,
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  Speaker 4: if you know what we're talking about, you know what
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  Speaker 4: we're talking about. If not, don't know what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Go in blind and go watch it right now. And
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  Speaker 4: then come back and listen to us ramble some more.
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  Speaker 2: It's a great movie.
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  Speaker 4: But yes, Karen Fields is the aforementioned Judy.
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  Speaker 2: It was marvelous in her bitchiness.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. She bills herself as the original mean girl.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh yeah. Definitely. Well before mean girls
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  Speaker 4: was a thing.
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  Speaker 2: She's such a Judy.
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  Speaker 4: Judy was being a Judy. But not at all in
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  Speaker 4: the real world.
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  Speaker 2: No, she was super sweet.
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  Speaker 4: We talked to her. She was very nice. And I
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  Speaker 4: was like, I haven't seen you doing these. She was like, yep.
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  Speaker 4: Came out for the 40th anniversary. She was very cool.
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  Speaker 4: Although she did write fuck off on my pictures. But again,
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  Speaker 4: if you've seen the movie, it's very fitting of Judy.
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  Speaker 4: But not Karen. She was very nice.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: Tyler Labine wrote, don't call me Bert on my photos.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't like being called Bert.
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  Speaker 4: The entire time you kept calling him Bert.
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  Speaker 2: He's so nice.
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  Speaker 4: He was super excited that you yourself were connected to Ray.
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  Speaker 2: He's technically connected to me.
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  Speaker 4: He's attached to you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She does have a version of Ray Wise attached to
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  Speaker 4: her right there on her arm.
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  Speaker 2: He's my right hand man.
• 11:45
  Speaker 4: She can tell you, but you know, it's audio.
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  Speaker 2: So if you want to see it, Tyler Labine might
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  Speaker 2: be posting it.
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  Speaker 4: According to what he said. But yeah, he was excited
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  Speaker 4: and he wanted to take a picture of your tattoo
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  Speaker 4: of Ray. And then I was like, Ray also took
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  Speaker 4: a picture of it, but I didn't say that. I
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: was trying not to interrupt you. I was trying to
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  Speaker 4: keep my geek on the, on the down low and
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  Speaker 4: just let you have your moment and not interrupt him.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, but Ray was also super excited when he
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  Speaker 4: saw it.
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  Speaker 2: I know. He took a picture of it as well.
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  Speaker 2: Although he never posted it on any of the medias
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  Speaker 2: that I know of.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if he said he was going to, though.
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  Speaker 2: No, he didn't.
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  Speaker 4: I think he just wanted to keep it for himself.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes he just, late at night, he gets it out
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  Speaker 4: and be like, ah, look at me on that girl's arm.
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  Speaker 4: I am so cool.
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  Speaker 2: He is.
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  Speaker 4: And he's right. He is. He's super cool. Which is
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: kind of what Tyler said as well. He said he's
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  Speaker 4: still in contact with him.
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  Speaker 2: This guy. And I'm like, you mean this guy?
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: You're like, yes, that guy. He's on me forever.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all. Seriously, if you all have not seen Reaper,
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: make it your life's mission. Watch Reaper. Enjoy it. Because
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: it's magnificent. I mean, seriously, that is just like... I mean,
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: how could you go wrong with Ray Wise as the devil?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it seems very fitting to me.
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  Speaker 2: It is, and he's so charismatic, and he's just so like... Oh,
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  Speaker 2: you know, he's just.
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  Speaker 4: He's awesome. He's the best thing ever. He is.
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  Speaker 2: And then Tyler the Bean is just hilarious. Always.
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  Speaker 4: Always.
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  Speaker 2: And then... The main guy. He's just kind of there.
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  Speaker 2: I'm assuming he's done other stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Usually when you're the main guy, you've got to be
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  Speaker 4: the most boring because you're just there to kind of
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  Speaker 4: hold it. You're the glue that kind of holds the
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  Speaker 4: rest of the cool characters together.
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  Speaker 2: It's not like he's boring. When you're in a show
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  Speaker 2: with Ray Wise and Tyler Labine.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to be in the shadows.
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  Speaker 2: But he's still awesome. It's an amazing show. So, everybody
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  Speaker 2: out there, watch Reaper. It's awesome. It's on DVD. I
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: don't think it's on Blu-ray.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: It's on DVD.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if they have any streaming services. I
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: could have looked in that, but I didn't. But look
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: it up. Watch it. Awesome stuff. You're welcome. Watch it. Please.
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  Speaker 4: Don't want to make you demand.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see.
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: What was the... I was supposed to remind you of Annabelle.
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  Speaker 2: Just, I don't know. I don't care if Annabelle. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm just like, what the hell did I just hear?
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  Speaker 4: Someone frightened by... We were trying to gauge what was
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  Speaker 4: going on with those random people that walked past us
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  Speaker 4: and were Was she super scared of Annabelle?
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  Speaker 2: Or was she super excited?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 4: But she also seemed like she drove out from the
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: country to go see some Annabelles.
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  Speaker 2: The girl in line in front of us at Tyler
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  Speaker 2: Labine's table drove all the way from Cincinnati, Ohio just
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  Speaker 2: to see Tyler Labine.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's a good move to make.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see. We also saw many people in costume. I'm
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  Speaker 4: still trying to figure out the connection because I saw
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: several versions of of our main crew from Little Shop
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: of Horrors. There's a Seymour, and then Audrey 1, and
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: Cajunly Caring, and Audrey 2.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: I saw somebody dressed as Audrey 2.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I saw at least two different couples, because Audrey
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: was wearing two different outfits. So I know I saw
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: two different versions of her outfits from the movie, and
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: Seymour's always just kind of his nerdy self. But maybe
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  Speaker 4: three different times? And then I'm trying to figure out. Like,
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  Speaker 4: I even was looking through the list. It's like, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know. obviously most of the main actors are like
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: giant stars or retired or dead now so I'm like
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  Speaker 4: I don't think any of them are here so I
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: was trying to figure out effects I'm like did Tom
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  Speaker 4: Savini work on it.
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  Speaker 2: Make a puppet version of Audrey.
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: Or did Greg Nicotero work on it and make some
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: sort of weird puppet or something I don't know I
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: scrolled through the thing I don't see them working on
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: it either so I'm not sure what the connection was
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: or why people had it in their heads to be
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: I mean No complaints. There's a few things I love
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: more than Little Shop of Horrors, so more power to you.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: Dress like the power couple that is Seymour and Audrey.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Audrey too.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: Are there other costumes of some sort?
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm still trying to look up the
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: list and see if I recognize anybody. Anything that she
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: would have been from that. I knew David Arquette was there,
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: but I didn't actually see him with my eyeballs.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: I did round a corner. And I saw that Osborne kid.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Jack Osborne?
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: Jack Osborne. He looked right at me. I was like, hey,
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: that's that guy from that TV show I watched a
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: long time ago and didn't really watch that many episodes of.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: He also seems very svelte these days. Everybody's looking good.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Isn't he got like MS now?
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: That could be part of it.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think that's like the reason
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: behind it.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know if that's the plan to go on.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying. I thought he was like sick,
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know. He looked good today.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: I didn't see him. I saw Dylan McDermott. Whatever.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: He was a rock star.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: He looked like a douche.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: He had sunglasses on. He ain't Corey Hart. We were inside.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: It's not necessarily night yet, but we were inside.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: He could have been the nicest guy ever.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: He might be.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: He seems fine. I've liked him in many performances. I
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: would be up for hanging out with him, but he
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: did not seem thrilled to be there at the moment.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's got things going on.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Could be it. We all have stuff. I have stuff
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: right now. Try not to think about it. Power through.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: I have been watching. I did go back and watch
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: some more American Horror Story. Actually, take that back. I've
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: been watching American Horror Stories. Stories. Did I talk about that?
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Have I talked about that already?
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Like a long time ago, but I don't know.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Like the anthology series? Not necessarily like American Horror Story,
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: like the season long arc. They have like more of
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: an anthology series.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: Are these like newer seasons or now? I'm not even sure.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know they existed until I was on
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Hulu or whatever looking for other things. Probably looking for
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: the new season that has Emma Roberts because I love
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Emma Roberts.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: I am down with some Emma Roberts.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Which her season of American Horror Story has been terrifying
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: in the wrong reasons because it involves pregnancy and ew.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: While we're talking about people we follow on Instagram, Emma
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Roberts is adorable in all of her feed. And she
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: gets like side projects with people like for clothes or
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: makeup or something and i don't know she always looks
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: amazing always follow emma because she always.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Looks good emma roberts emma roberts american horror stories which
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: i i love more than american horror story because it's
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: more anthology but it's got um little baby cindy crawford
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: jr on.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: There oh man she looks so much like her mom.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: It's not funny there's no there I'm not even sure
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: she has a dad. I'm pretty sure she's just 100%
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: cloned from her mother.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it might be. They're working on those clonings. They
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: made a sheep, and then they made Cindy Crawford Jr.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: She's gorgeous.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Amazing.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: And it's got Parrish Jackson, and she's gorgeous.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know that that's a cloning. I don't
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: know how it happened exactly.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I'm not even sure what was entailed.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Not sure he was involved at all, but.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: She's gorgeous.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: She is gorgeous, so good for her.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: But yeah, the first two episodes kind of tie together,
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: but then... This is, like, way derailed from the entire
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: where we were at in the podcast.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: I don't even.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Donald... Ronald... Donald. Donald McDermott. Ronald Mc... What am I doing? Dylan.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: McDonald, because you're getting those buckets. You're obsessed with buckets.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: I am. Side tangent. She's obsessed with buckets.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: McDonald's has their boo buckets, and I need all the
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: boo buckets, because I'm obsessive and whatever. But, yeah. Dylan McDermott.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: He's been in several... He's been with the American Horror Stories,
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: and he seems like a nice enough guy, and I just.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Watch American Horror Stories.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: It's good. So is that what you've been watching since...
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: It's been a while since we talked. So, you know,
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: what have you guys been watching?
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: I've been watching American Horror Stories. And American Horror Story,
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: the newest season with Emma Roberts. So I've been kind
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: of like switching them, you know. Because it's one of
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: those where they only have one... They don't drop them
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: all at once. They have like an episode a week.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: You have to watch it like television.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. How did we survive?
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I almost, like, it's not as overwhelming
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: that way. Like, it's nice if you have time to,
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: you know, burn through five or six episodes in a run.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: But I usually don't. So I'm like, sometimes I like
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: when I can just space it out.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Then you have so much time to lose interest or forget.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: But then I'm watching a different thing. So you have
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: to get, like, four or five of them. And then
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: throughout the week, you just watch the, oh, the new
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: episode of whatever the hell is on on Thursdays. I'll
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: watch it now. You just got to pace yourself.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Schedule.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: It's all good.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: But, yeah, the new episode of American Horror Story, it
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: is American because it's pregnant. And, like, the whole, like,
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: intro sequence, whatever it's called, like, the title cards and all, like,
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: the intro, there's, like, pregnant babies. Like, not pregnant babies.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Babies having babies.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: There's pregnant bellies. Like, it's moving around.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Creepy.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: That's, like, literally no thank you. Hard pass. I saw it. Like,
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: the first, I barely made it through the first time
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: I saw that intro. Every other time, I'm, like, staring
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: at my phone. See?
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: You're going skip intro?
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes. It's not giving me the option to skip intro.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: It's a horror story. I know. They're forcing you to
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: watch the horror.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: But I am like, I think I'll definitely watch the
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: entire first season of American Horror Stories. I don't know
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: if the one I watched last night with the dolls,
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: like the little dollhouse, I don't know if that was
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: the second season or not, but it was fantastic. Should
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: we go back to the convention? I don't know.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: I've seen stuff too.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: We watched movies as well, but I didn't know if
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: we needed to.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: We can round it back to the convention, but I
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: don't know. What else have you seen while we're talking
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: about things?
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Last night, me and... I tried to make boyfriend decide
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: what movie to watch. And a couple weeks ago, we
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: were at Half Price, I'm assuming. Half Price Books. And
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, look, they've got street trash.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, I just recently watched this myself.
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: And.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: It was on Pluto or Tubi.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: It was on Tubi.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: One of those free channels that you can just watch
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: free shit on. I mean, it's got commercials. And we're like, oh,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: let's see how bad this is.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: It's a cult classic.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: It is the most non-trauma, trauma movie I have ever...
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, no. How do I say it? That's not
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: phrased correctly.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: It's the trauma-est non-trauma movie I've ever seen.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: That makes a little bit more sense.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not so far off.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Because he was like, is this trauma? And I'm like,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. It tried to out-trauma trauma.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, again, I gave my extended opinion. You can
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: go back and hear it if you want to. It
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: was just a few months ago. But, yeah, to me,
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: it's sort of fascinating because, again, you're looking at guys
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: that have died. no money. And we're like, I don't care.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: I'm making a movie. And they made a short version
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: of it, which actually the short version is not as
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: bad because I think, I feel like that's the problem
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: is it's so drawn out.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Might've been better off with the shorter version.
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: You're probably better watching the short because you still kind
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: of get that basic idea of what's going on in this,
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: which is very minimal story-wise, but you still get the
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: gross effects. And like the gross effects are the selling point.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Like the gross multicolored things going on, Like, that's when
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: you can see these guys love what they're doing.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: The paint.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: The paint that's oozing out of people and just people
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: liquefying into multicolored day glow craziness is just, like, phenomenal.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, that I'm impressed with. Like, I don't
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: love the movie around it. I respect it, but I
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: don't love it. It's not a great movie.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't know because we didn't finish the movie.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: We got to the cat.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, gosh.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: The second guy who melts. Yeah. He's on the balcony.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: He's like, hey, kitty. And the cat's like, that cat
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: was the best actor. Well. In the entire fucking movie.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: There weren't a lot of professionals. It's all right.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Because this cat's just like watching him. And the cat
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: has a very, it's very expressive.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: He's a good cat actor.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: At least an Oscar. Do they have like an Oscar
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: for pets?
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: I feel like they should have, but I don't think
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: they've ever come around.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: That cat fully was like, he was in it. But yeah,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: after that, because I was like, how much more can
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: you take? And he's like, I think I'm done.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Again, you can just kind of skip to the melting
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: scenes and you're probably like, if you're going to be impressed,
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: that's where you're going to be impressed.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: When he melted, the second homeless guy was melting and
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: part of him fell on that other guy's face. I
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: was like, that was the best part of the movie.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Aside from the cat. Cat still wins top down.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I was not sure what to expect. I knew
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: it's cult classic status. I knew it had Dayglo colors
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: and meltiness going on, but I was not prepared for the,
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: I'm using air quotes back here, story. And it was
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: minimal story. It was really just hanging out with drunk
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: homeless people.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: For a really long time. I don't need that.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's not really an enjoyable watch, but again, it's
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: impressive and you can tell where they've fixated their attention
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: they're like we want to do these creepy effects how
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: can we do it can we do it yes we can.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: So in sticking with the homeless theme nice when we
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: gave up with that boyfriend's second choice was chud.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: All right well i mean which starts with a street
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: sweeper gotta gotta get.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Some which i'm like we're literally cleaning out the street
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: trash at this.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Point people living in manhole covers that's what it's all about.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: So i'm assuming you've seen chud.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Again, it's one of those I need to revisit. I
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: feel like it was on cable a million years ago,
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: and I kind of remember not really much, though.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, originally, uh, I was wanting to watch something kind
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: of cheesy, like cheesy 80s.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: I got myself in trouble with that mood, but yeah,
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: continue on.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, there was a certain feeling that I
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: was wanting to go for. You know, you just get
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: in a mood and you want to watch something. And, uh,
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: street trash was not not that wasn't the mood that
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: i was in so that's why i was just kind
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: of like yeah i'm done it's not that it's like
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: i wouldn't say it's a horrible movie i would yeah
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: you would but i mean it's.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Rough around the edges we'll put that yeah.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: You know it's like one of those you got to
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: be in a mood for to watch because i know
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: at some point i at some point i would have
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: been like yeah yeah i want to watch that you
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: know just goofy mood but i was just kind of
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: like yeah i just not really feeling it tonight i
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: want to see something else and i remember the video
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: the vhs cover for chud and i was like yeah
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: i remember seeing the cover for that i think i
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: want to watch that and it was actually on so
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: that's kind of what we ended up picking but.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: And do you have loving feelings for chud um.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: It wasn't bad i actually you know i don't like
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: the I only dozed off a couple minutes.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: I can't say that about mine that's coming up. No
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: judgment here.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: It didn't have anything to do with the movie. I
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: struggle to stay awake most days that I sit down.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. If I sit down, it's usually
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: game over for me right there.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: A lot of it was just me struggling to try
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: to stay awake.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: But I mean.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: like midway through the movie when everything started picking up,
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: because it started out kind of slow. Once everything started
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: picking up and you actually saw the chuds, I guess,
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: then by that time I was already catching second wind
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: and I was awake.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: But I liked it.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: I enjoyed it. It was good for what it was.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I said, hey, you want some popcorn? And you were like, yeah, popcorn.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: And I kept you awake the rest of the movie.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Misty, were you a chud fan?
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I wasn't mad. I was kind of digging it. I
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: had to try to explain who half the people were.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I was like, where do I know that guy? I'm
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: still not sure where I know that one guy from.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: And I'll tell you his name and maybe you can
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: tell me where I know him from. He was the
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: police officer. He was kind of a dick. That's a
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: lot of horror movies. Yeah, I know. But it's like
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: we were watching and I'm like, it's got John Hurt
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: in it. And my boyfriend's like, who's John Hurt? And
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I'm like, it's the dad from Home Alone.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: And then there was, well, I mean, Boyfriend knew who
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Daniel Stern was, so he didn't have to explain that one.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know people's names. Also from Home Alone? Yeah.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Where is he?
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: There's a weird Home Alone connection here.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Sam McMurray. Where the fuck do I know Sam McMurray from?
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Let me see. What's he look like?
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: This is not him in the movie. This is him
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: from The Shore. God, that's not a good picture of him.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: Here's what I know him from. He started out on
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: the original era of the Tracy Ullman show.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I didn't watch that. What would I know
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: him from?
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: You would best know him from, to me, his most
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: immortal role. He's his boss in Raising Arizona.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: But it still seems like there's something else.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: He's been in a ton of stuff.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, I know. He's got 208 acting credits. Yeah.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: I mean, he's been in a ton of stuff. But originally, yeah,
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: I knew him first from Tracy Ullman. And then he was, yeah, he's,
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: everyone is amazing in Raising Arizona. But yeah, what little
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: screen time he has, he definitely makes use of in
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: Raising Arizona.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: And then apparently this was John Goodman's first on-screen role.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: It was a police officer in the diner.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Again, double crossover there with Raising Arizona.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: But it wasn't awful. Interesting. I mean, I kept trying
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: to figure out, who does young Daniel Stern remind me of?
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: He reminds me of somebody. I know.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Fred Savage?
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: No, that's not it at all.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: Not even a little bit. It's weird that Fred Savage
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: turns into Daniel Stern.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess I've never seen Daniel Stern kind
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: of young. He was always just wet bandit Daniel Stern.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he always kind of. He got to that point,
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: and that's when he was super famous. And, like, he
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: sort of looked that same way for 20 years after that.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: And there was another guy in the movie that, or, yeah,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: in the movie. I'm like, he's one of those, I
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: fucking know that you do other things. What do I
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: know you from? And, uh, because he was the other
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: cop who was in the diner.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of cops in a diner.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Dude, seriously, why is IMDB giving me shit? Um... You
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: know who he is. Just give me a second and
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: I'll find him. He's dark hair. He looks kind of,
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: I want to say Italian, but I could be getting
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: that way wrong. He's not Italian. Jay Thomas. Why do
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: I know Jay Thomas?
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Let me see. Isn't he like Cheers Jay Thomas? Is he?
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Like throwing the football with David Letterman, Jay Thomas? Yeah,
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: that's Jay Thomas.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: So he eventually married Carla on Cheers. Oh, he did?
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's where I don't know.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: And then, yeah, I mean, to me, he was just,
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: that was his most, I spent a lot of time
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: watching Letterman over the years. So his holiday special, once
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: a December, he would come on to Dave and he
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: would try to throw a football and knock a meatball
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: off the top of the tree. I don't remember how
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: it started. It just became a holiday tradition. And I
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: feel a little empty these days because it never happens
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: in December at any point. So... You don't know.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: They could be sitting around their own houses.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know that Jay is. I think Jay's gone now.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Dave is. Dave's still around. He just has the giant beard,
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: but he's still around. Oh, he died?
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: When did he die?
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Check and see. I thought I remembered hearing he died.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Well, then he is tossing the football to Jesus.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: There up in the sky, the great Christmas tree that
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: is up. I don't know how heaven works. Oh, he
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: died in 2017.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see?
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: I thought I remembered it.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Don't I just make you so sad? Well.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: I've had time to get over it. So, would you
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: like to hear what I've watched recently?
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: We can.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: So, as I've said, I'm not always feeling it. Sometimes
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: these days, I'm a little down. And I'm like, you know,
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: I've got enough darkness within me. I still want to
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: watch horror, but I don't want something super dark bringing
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: me down even more. I'm like, is there anything fun?
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: It's still anything light. It's still sort of horror.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Did you watch Zombie Town?
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: It's Halloween times. I still want to watch something horror-related. Horror-adjacent. Well,
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm also a glutton for punishment, so I
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: kind of knew what I was getting myself into. Only
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: from you two. So that's why I thought this was
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: the appropriate time to discuss this. Because the only time
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: I'd heard anybody talk at minor length about this movie
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: was you two a very long time ago. I watched
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Van Helsing Oh.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, we were talking about that. I was almost going
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: to watch Van Helsing. Like, the Hugh Jackman one?
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, yeah. Hugh Jackman.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Because I scrolled through, I was like, Van Helsing. I
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: was like, you know what? This movie would be great
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: if it didn't suck.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Like, I knew, I'd heard, what little
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: I'd heard from anyone else was it was not good. No,
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: it's not. I heard you.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: But it's got Kate Beckinsale in it, and I love her, but.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: See, I've talked on her too. Couldn't save it.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Could not save it at all.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: I feel like if ever there was like, because I'm
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: supporting the writer's strike, which is now wrapped up, and
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: the actors as well. But if ever there was like
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: a reason to support artificial intelligence writing a movie, because
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure that one in theory was written by humans.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: And those are some of the worst lines I've ever heard. Like,
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: they are bad.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I don't remember. I know I've seen it, but I
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: think I blocked it out.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: It is the clunkiest dialogue of those ever.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: We've got to go back and watch it. Because it's like,
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: sometimes I'm a glutton for punishment, and I'll watch movies
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Or I'll go back and watch League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Because I really want to love that movie.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: Well, it's the same thing. Like, I'm watching Van Helsing,
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, On paper, everything on this screen right
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: now is right up my alley, is ridiculous, super awesome,
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: and I should love it. And yet, this is garbage.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: It just doesn't work.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: I don't know why. It's so off.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's the CG.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, the CG's bad. I don't know.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it is. It's just, you know,
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Hugh Jackman?
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: I like him in so many other things. He's a
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: great actor.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: But for some reason, it's not Van Helsing.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: It's Hugh Jackman.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: It's Hugh Jackman being Hugh Jackman in Van Helsing.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Well, and his lovely long hair that I'm watching. This
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: is a wig, right?
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: It's Wolverine as fucking Van Helsing.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: I mean, by the end.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: No spoilers if you haven't seen it, but he definitely
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: pulls a Wolverine by the end of it. Yeah. I'm like,
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Wolverine fight. Here we go. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: But no, not even Wolverine. It's not Hugh Jackman being
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Wolverine being Van Helsing. It's Hugh Jackman just being Hugh Jackman.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Well and this was years ago so like really the
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: only thing anybody knew him from at that point was
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: was being a wolverine like he had gone on to
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: be in his weird musical phase really like not embraced
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: it that people knew who he was so this was
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: like that first glimpse of him doing something else other
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: than wolverine and you're like wait what what is this.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah it was just wait a minute, this doesn't seem right.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: You know? His dreamy rock star hair, though. Yeah, it
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: just didn't feel right.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: Something just didn't... He just I don't know. The chemistry
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: for him being in that role.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Well, it wasn't just him. Everybody is off. But the
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: moment I was like, okay, this should kick ass is when, okay,
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: we're watching this Van Helsing dude, and he's killing monsters.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: And not just one. He's not just going for Dracula.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: He's killing all kinds of monsters. He's out looking for
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: any kind of monster that comes along. And then he
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: goes back to the main headquarters, and his Q shows up.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: And starts giving him new specialized weapons. And I'm like, okay,
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: this is Monster Hunting James Bond. This should be the
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: greatest movie ever if you're a dork like me. And
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: somehow I was like, wow, this is still just not working.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: What is going horribly off the rails? I don't get it.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: It doesn't make any sense why it does not work
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: even on a fun level.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to figure out if they could cast
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: somebody else.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: It's just the tone. Because I'm watching scene for scene.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: I'm like, that was... an effective action thing that i
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: just saw and granted it's also over the top and
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: like a horse team jumping a giant chasm that doesn't
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: kill all of the horses and everyone involved i just
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: like it definitely is gratuitous in a most ridiculous way
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: but like sometimes i'm fine with that and like i
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: don't know what it is like everything is just so
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: off about that movie that just fires on No cylinders.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: I don't get it.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: You know, there's certain movies, like, when I get home
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: from work, sometimes I have plenty of time to just, well,
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: depending on what I'm doing, if I'm not working on
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: cars or I have something that has to go on,
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: you know, something else that's going on, especially in the wintertime,
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: I'll sit around and watch movies. So I've gone back
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: and watched, like, Total Recall, Bloodsport.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: I've watched these.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: The Running Man.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: I just re-watched The Running Man. That's weird.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: I fucking love that shit. And those are great movies
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: that I can watch and just not really have to
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: think about.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Kind of turn your brain off.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Let's not be paying attention. Yeah, you know.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: And, of course, you know, I'll always watch some of
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: my favorite movies.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: Hackers.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Dude, I fucking love Hackers.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Can't go wrong with Hackers. One of my favorite movies. Yeah. Yeah.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Uh, so, you know, but it's, it's like Van Helsing and, uh,
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. They should be in those categories
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: of my favorite movies, but they both fall into the
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: same category of these should be awesome, but they really,
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: really just suck for some reason.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: And, and you mentioned again, I forgot. I like, It
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: was of that era. So once I got there, I
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: was like, of course it's Kate Beckinsale. Of course that's
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: who they cast in this.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: And then I got there and I was like, you know,
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: I've never fully understood. I haven't got it with her.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: But I look at her and I'm like, just picture perfect.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you are a supermodel that they put on
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: the screen. I get it aesthetically. You are a gorgeous woman.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Something ain't working. And I'm like, not just this movie,
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: but definitely in this movie. I'm like, there's just something like,
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: so cold about her. Like, she's just not engaging at all.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Which works when she's a vampire in Underworld. I guess.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Like, I never totally got into the Underworlds either, but.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Underworld's awesome, but in this, yeah.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: She's just so detached.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: That works in Underworld because that's, as her character, seems
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: kind of detached from most things.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, she's at least committed to her accent. Hugh
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: just sounds like Hugh. But she's going for a very
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: Transylvanian accent, and she commits. And I'll give her points
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: for that, but somehow it still doesn't save that performance.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was still pretty bad.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: It is pretty clunky as well.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: The Transylvanian accent was pretty bad.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know, man. And then by the end, it's just...
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: Nobody's even on screen anymore. It's just CG monster fighting
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: CG monster. I'm like, what are we watching? I could
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: just watch cartoons.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: At this point, we're just watching video game cutscenes.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: It's not even good CG. It's bad CG monster fighting.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Who is it that Hugh Jackman goes and sees?
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Is it Dr. Jekyll? Oh, at the beginning. The big, creepy,
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: wannabe Dr. Jekyll that is, again, just a cartoon. He
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: starts as a caricature and then becomes a cartoon in
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: his transformation.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, it's bad.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: It is bad.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: So bad.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, God. It is so rough. Yeah, I was not prepared. So,
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: speaking of what we said earlier, do you know how
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: many times I had to back this thing up and continue?
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Because I... Well, it became a multi-night thing because I
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: started a couple of days ago and I'm just like,
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: I'm just going to sleep. I can't do this anymore.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: But I paused it and I came back and I
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: was like, all right, we're going to talk about it
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: today because I know you guys have seen it. So
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: I'm like, let's finish this out. And I still it
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: was at least three times I backed up and was like, what? No,
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: I don't remember this. I totally went to sleep because
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: I was trying to escape. So, yeah, I got through it.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: But it took a lot of times. Van Helsing. I
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: was not prepared.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: We did watch another movie, too.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: And it kind of brings us back to today because
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: the star of the movie was at the convention today.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Alrighty.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Come full circle.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Because I've seen, I'd previously seen the movie, but Boyfriend,
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: I do not think that he had seen it. So
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: he's like, well, it's a classic.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: We have to watch.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: We have to sit down and watch it eventually at
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: some point. So we watched The Fog.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: Alright. I have seen it once again and it's been
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: many years ago. It's one of those I kind of
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: want to revisit. I also want to revisit and or
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I ever watched the remake.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, we watched the remake.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: This time? Or you watched the.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: No, I'm saying I thought we watched it a long
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: time ago.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: See, I thought I'd seen it, but I don't remember
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: a thing about it.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: How could you not remember.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: That Tom Welling... I've blocked out everything but Tom Welling.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Because Tom Welling's kind of awesome at all times. I
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: don't have any issues with Tom Welling. But he... I
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: don't know. He doesn't make a lot of movies these days,
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: it seems like. So I kind of want to see
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: him in more stuff.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Did he play... Has he played Superman again yet?
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: He needs to. Well, I mean, he did... Again, you
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: were looking today, bringing it back to today, you were
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: looking for the old CW booth.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: There was no CW booth.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: They brought him back as Clark Kent in a crossover
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: multi-universe world of CW a couple of seasons ago. And
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: it was wonderful. He was there wearing his flannel shirt,
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: being all Clark Kent handsome. Yep, he's a nice specimen
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: of Clark Kent-ness.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Was Chloe there?
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: Um don't think they brought her in i don't know
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: why i'm not.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Sure what she's up to that was her name on
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: the show wasn't it yes i.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Can't remember how long and once again i'll stress i'm
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: not sure what she's up to these days scheming planning
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: anyway we'll leave that alone she's shady but um yeah
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: he was there and uh it was it was nice
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: so i did i did welcome getting to see him
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: be clark again and i i want to see him
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: in more stuff but so what was your take on
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: old school fog.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Did you have any opinion of the fog boyfriends I
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: liked it.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: I thought it was good.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: He spent most of the time trying to figure out
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: how old Jamie Lee Curtis was compared to Tom Atkins.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. That's fine. It's okay for old dudes to
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: hook up with young girls, right?
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: He was just weird. He didn't have his mustache. And
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, what's going on?
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: And I don't even like facial hair. But I'm like,
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: but Tom Atkins has a mustache.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: That's his thing, man. It's very weird.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: And it's like, is he supposed to be handsome? I
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: don't understand.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: He's just Tom Atkins. That's all that matters.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: He's cool.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: He's always cool. Don't get me wrong.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: He's not really, like, conventionally handsome. And she, like, jumped
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: right into bed with him.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: Well, back then, you know, guys were like, well, no, no,
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying back then, I mean, if you look
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: at a lot of just people back in that day,
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: you know, you go back and watch that stuff, a
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: lot of those people were not really hot. I mean,
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: I know there were there were guys in my high
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: school that girls were just totally in love with. And
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: then you look at their like you look at the
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: high school photos, you know, from the yearbook. And these
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: guys are just.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: They don't look hot at all well even how the
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: hell even the movies like go back and look at
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: them it's like yes kind of your lead usually is
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: but look at like the other guys that are supposed
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: to be the cool guys you look at them now
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: and a good half of the time i'm like what
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: a douche like i can't even think of him as
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: like a handsome guy because he's just too douchey and
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: very 80s most of the time and has feathered hair
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: and a popped collar and i'm just like yeah screw
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: that guy so yeah again i guess our tastes change
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: over the years but being hot and things that don't change.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: How about some Adrian Barba?
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Was she hot? We're trying to figure that one out, too.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: People love her. I mean, she's like the epitome of
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: 80s hotness for most guys.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: She was super cool, but I couldn't figure out. I mean,
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: she's very angular. And that's not a bad thing. I
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: was just trying to figure out what exactly.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: I mean... See, that's the thing.
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: I didn't... Oops.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: And that's... That's mainly what it was. I didn't fall
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: into that at the time. Like, at the time, I
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: was just like, ah, I knew she was by name because,
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: you know, again, everybody talked about her being hot. I
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: go back now, and I'm like, alright, I see it,
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: and boobs are a big appeal.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: But she didn't show her boobs at all in this movie.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: But she coasts on them, you know. Once you've been
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: established as someone having, you know, super hot rack, you
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: can coast on that for many a movie, and dudes
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: will still show up, just in case. Just in case
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: you're wearing a low-cut top. But, I don't know. What
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: I've seen her in other things, I like her, so.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: I came to appreciate her later, but as a kid,
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: I didn't, I wasn't the one with her poster on.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: Just like, oh yeah, I know her. She's in movies.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: But I know she is a sex symbol for many
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: a dude.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because she was at the convention today and she
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: was looking kind of the same. And she's looked it
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: for years, you know.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: She kind of, I mean, she got a little older
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: after those movies, but she didn't, like, get on hard
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: times like some people do. Like, she just kind of
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: aged into it and is, you know, looking Adrian Barbeau-like.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Fantastic. Now I kind of want to watch the remake
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: at some point. Yeah, I need to. Because I can't
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: remember who, like.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: Like I said, I've blocked out most of it, so
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: I definitely need to read it.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: I can't remember the Tom Atkins role in the remake.
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: I just need more DJs.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: I can't remember what role. I mean, I remember that
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Tom was in it, but I can't remember.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the thing. That's the only thing I remember
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: about it was him being in it.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Who was he the equivalent of? Jamie Leaker. He was
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: sleeping with Tom Atkins, too.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's an update. We've got to reboot this thing.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: We need to put a new spin on.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: It. And still, some of the scenes in there, some
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: of the... with the fog rolling in and the colors.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: And I mean, it's beautifully shot. Yeah.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: Again, you got, you got a master at work there.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: I mean, that was him kind of right in his prime.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: That's just the one that didn't quite hit like those
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: others did. It has its cult following, but it's not
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: like usually the go-to for masterpiece when you're talking about it. Yeah.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: I had to point him out. I'm like, isn't that,
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: isn't that John Carpenter right there? Cause he's like, has
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: that small little brief cameo at the beginning. Boyfriend's like,
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I've never seen him. Not old.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, he still kind of looked like the
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: same dude. He was just a younger version of that
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: same dude.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, I wouldn't mind if that John Carpenter
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: winked at me.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Instead, I get the old John Carpenter winking at me.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: Well, you should cherish that.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: I kind of do, but I'm kind of still creeped
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: out at the same time. I'm very torn on the
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: whole thing.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: If you weren't here for the thousands of episodes in
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: between now and then, this was at a convention. And
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: I just went up and got his poster signed and
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: he did not wink at me. But as he walked
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: past Misty.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: I was like a lot skinnier and cuter than him. Whatever.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: He was into you. I think the bar was probably
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: pretty low.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: Anything else to round?
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to round it out fast because
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: our AC is starting to go out in my car. Apparently.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Well, we can't finish it out without this last step.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Because you wondered what it was I was dragging here
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: like I was going to get Karen to sign something. No,
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: it's actually for you. Oh, for me. Because it's, as
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: you mentioned earlier, it's almost your birthday.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: It's almost my birthday.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: So wish her a happy birthday after the fact because
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: it probably already passed in the real world. But I
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: thought I'd wait until the show because this ties into
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: a very specific episode. It all comes full circle once again.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: So this was a while ago. I have had this.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: And I will go ahead and bust it out. It's
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: going to make noise. I've got to work around this
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: crinkly bag.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: I didn't get you anything for your birthday.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: I don't really care. I just saw it and was like, well,
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: now I'm destined to get this for you, so I
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: hope you're happy. Walking through a store, and I see
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: this giant-ass magazine, and I just immediately go, huh. I
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: wonder if that's the... Here's the interview magazine that we
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: mentioned on an episode about a year ago. Almost exactly
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: a year ago. Flip to the.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: There's a card that you can subscribe.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: It's towards the front. Right towards the front. Put the
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: card in the page so you can find him.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: I can't find it. You're lost.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: Give it here. Towards the front.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: I'm slipping. I don't see any cards. Are you sure
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: the card didn't come out?
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: I put the card in.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: There are some very cool photos in it. It is
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: an interview magazine from way back in the day.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: I used to work for the company that printed Interview Magazine.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Did I go past it?
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. Not if you haven't seen them.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you, these things were a bitch to run.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: Look at that.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: O-M-G.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: All right. It's glorious. Try to describe the wonder in
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: front of you right now.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Oh my, I don't even know that I can. What
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: is on his nipples?
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Got some nipple rings going.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Are those actually... No, those are like.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: I think they're more like pasty nipple rings.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: I can't have that little suction cup stuck to his boobs.
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: I can't... So who is this sexy, sexy man?
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: That would be the glory and wonder that is Tim
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Capello and all his just magnificent wonder.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: In his 80s glory, by the way.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: He was a magnificent beast. I'm not going to lie.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: He's got the saxophone up there. Yeah.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: He is shirtless. Extremely shirtless. I would hope so. As
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: he should be at all times.
• 50:27
  Speaker 7: I suppose.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Especially in the 80s.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, man. Look at him. Why don't they have more pictures?
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: I think that's it.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: I was like, where's the photo spread? There needs to
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: be a whole.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Thing of Tim.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: I need an entire.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: magazine just full of the glory I mean look at
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: that but see.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: Here's the weird thing so even he said he didn't
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: have a copy we were just like oh god this
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: is gonna be impossible to find I'm walking by one
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: of the mini bookstores very similar to the ones you
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: went to today and like it's up on a shelf
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: on display and I'm like what are the odds huh
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: and then I pick it up and I swear look
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: how much you just struggled to find it I flipped
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: open and like there it was I was like son
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: of a bitch I guess I'm buying this Because we
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: just said you're, like, going to scrounge.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: I checked the internet so hard. Do you remember me looking?
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: That's why I was like, this is so weird. That, like,
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: it was just a month or two after it happened.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: I was like, right after this, I'm walking through, not
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: even looking for it. It's staring me in the face,
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: the big Cindy Lauper, looking at my face. And I'm
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: just like, all right, I guess I got to look
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: in this interview. Holy shit, there he is.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Is that, like, a ball gag necklace? I can't.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, you know most of his attire comes
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: from the sex shop, so probably so. Picked out by Tina,
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: I'm sure.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Tina Turner, for all that you have done
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: in the world. May you rest in peace, knowing that
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: you gave us.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: If you've done nothing else, you brought us Tim in
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: all his glory in his sex gear.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: I was seriously thinking about getting a tattoo of Tim Capella,
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: the sexy sax man. I thought about maybe just a
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: little one of Tim Capella. That would be super cool.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: I thought more like a... Cartoony? Kind of cartoony.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: That would be beautiful. He is a work of art
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: right there.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: Well, Jay, I did not find you a sexy sax
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: man gift for your birthday. But when I walked past it,
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: I was like, damn. And that's the thing. It was
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: way before your birthday. I was like, well, I guess
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: I'm hanging on to this because your birthday's not for
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: a long time and Christmas just passed. So I guess
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: I'm just sitting on this thing. So You're lucky I
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: found it. It's shifted so many times in my mess.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: I'm like, where is it? I've got to give it
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: to her for her birthday. There you go.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: It is a work of art. I'm going to have
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: to take a picture of it, print it out, and
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: then frame it and put it on the wall.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: I would hope so.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Because I'm not going to tear it out and deface
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: the magazine.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: No, you can't. This is a collector's edition. Even Tim
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: doesn't have a version.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Lions and ghosts over here, too.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: There was some pretty cool stuff in it. Yeah, I
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: flipped through most of it looking for other shots, but no.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: It was always an awesome magazine.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: It was always really cool to run.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, until December. What is going on here?
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's some... It's a lot of music people, so
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: there's some weird bands. Some of which I was like, oh, look,
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: they caught somewhere. There's an InXS in there. There's a
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: little Dream Academy. So, like, there's some people of the moment.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: But then you get the other ones, and I'm like, oh,
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: they were gonna take off according to this, and I
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: do not know who this person is. So, there's some
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: misses along the way, as with any industry, but some
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: good photos either way.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: A big, full page. A large page of Tim Capello.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: So thank you, Andy Warhol, for creating this giant-ass magazine
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: that I somehow randomly stumbled across.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: Cuando, cuando?
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know who they are. So, I thought that
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: was the way to round out the episode.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, happy birthday to me! Ooh, who we got over here?
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Who's this guy? Ooh, the gentleman over on Charlie Sexton?
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know who you are.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: No, I remember Charlie Sexton. Again, it's one of those,
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: he had the rock star name. I was like, this
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: has got to go easy for him. He's going to
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: be huge. And then, like, they tried. He put out
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: an album. He was trying.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Dude, this guy's hands are gross. Who are you? Boz Skaggs.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, he's a master. What are you talking about? His
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: hands are... He's also a sax man, I think. He's
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: definitely a horn dude.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: If only you all could see. The things that I'm
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: seeing right now. The glory and wonder that is all this.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: But more importantly, Timmy Capella.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: That was just such a weird cosmic thing that came together.
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: I was like, I guess I'm getting this. Whether I
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: like it or not. I'm going to be toting this
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: sexy sax man up to the counter. Ring me up
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: with some sexy sax man.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sexy sax. Ooh, a swatch ad.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, some of the ads in there are better than
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: anything else. They did show.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: I don't think anything is going to be better than that.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: I want like, where's the rest of the photos from that?
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: Somewhere. And somebody is in a file folder. Metal storage.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: Filed away.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Boyfriend has a new project to work on now. And
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: that is my car, by the way. Husker do. Oh, right.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Well, that's never going to change. You're always working on.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: That's a real memory. Oh, look at this guy's hair.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: He's got that little thin on top mullet.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: So, you're distracted now, so I will at least say
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: thank you to Scarefest for letting us go out into
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: the world, go meet these awesome people. Thank you to Karen.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: Thank you to Tyler. And, um, yeah, well, we at
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: least got to go hang out with them for a
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: little while, and then hang out with you and tell
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: you about the awesome things we did today, and weird
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: movies we watched, and this magazine that you probably wish
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: you could look at or someone you might be frightened
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: because it's too sexy for you.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: You all can't handle the magnificence that was. I mean,
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: he still is fucking amazing. But 80s Tim Cappella.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: He's too sexy for a shirt. That's why he's not
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: wearing it.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, David Lee Ross.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: Also super sexy. Usually shirtless.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Elvis Costello. No thanks. Ooh, heart.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, there you go.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to say that Timmy Capella is no
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: longer the gorgeous beast that he was in the 80s.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: He still is. Don't get me wrong. But there's just
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: an extra layer of magnificence.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: I think even he knows. He's had a ride since
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: the 80s. It's a journey and we're all on it, man.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: He's still looking pretty damn good as he is these days. So,
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: go out there and find Tim, too. He's touring around
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: right now, probably. So, go watch him play his sexy
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: sax action.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: But once again, thank you to Scarefest. Go to thescarefest.com
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: and find out when the next one is coming together
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: next Halloween times. And then you can start making your
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: trip there today. I was telling you guys about someone
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: who I randomly had followed on the internets today. They
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: live in Florida or something. And then last year just
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: posting photos. And I'm like, wait, are they at Scarefest?
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: So like they made the trip from Florida to Scarefest
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: just to see like one person. This girl today came,
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: stood in line, drove all the way up here to
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: see Tyler. So, you know, it's worth the trip. These
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: people are seeing their heroes. You can be living that life. Oh,
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: look at this guy.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Blaze. That guy.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: This is going to be distracted the rest of the night.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: He's wearing a leather jacket and it looks like pleat
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: front corduroy pants.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: Yes, pleats. Not for me. Thank you very much. Alright.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: You ready to round it out?
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: Do you want to tell people anything else?
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: Alright.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: Thank you for going on this journey with us. It
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: was literally a journey. We were heading up there, heading back.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: Thank you to Scarefest for letting us be part of
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: the magic. Otherwise, that about does it. We will return
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: next time. Same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: As we go along.
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: I've been in a cave for 40 days Only a
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: spark to light my way.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: I wanna give out, I wanna give in This.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: Is our crime, this is our sin But.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: I still believe, I still believe Through the pain and
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: through the grief.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: Through the lies, through the storms.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: Through the cries and through the wars. oh i still believe.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: I'm flat on my back Out at sea Hoping these
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: waves Don't.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: Cover me I'm turned and.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Tossed Upon the waves When the darkness comes I feel
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: the grave But.
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: I still believe.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: I still believe Through the cold And through the heat
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: Through the rain and through the tears, through the crowds
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: and through the tears, oh, I still believe.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: I'll march this road. I'll climb this hill. Upon my knees,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: if I have to.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: I'll take my place upon this stage. I'll wait till
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: the end.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: I'm out on my own Walking these streets.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: I look at the faces.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: That I meet I feel like I Like I want
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: to go home What do I feel? What do I know?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: But I still believe.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: I still believe Through the.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: Shame And through the grief.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Through the heartache, through the tears, through the waiting, through
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: the years.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: For people like us in places like this, we.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: Need all the hope that we can get.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Do you have any comments, boyfriend? No.
• 1:03:30
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• 1:03:32
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• 1:03:36
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• 1:03:39
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• 1:03:41
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• 1:03:48
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