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#188 – Did Smart House age well? (w/ BK Sharad) · Did That Age Well?

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  Hi everybody, welcome to did that age Well.
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  Whether you're watching on YouTube or listening or watching
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  Well and dude, IDK studios, my guest BK is moving soon.
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  Hello BK. Tell me, what is the part of
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  the moving the stuff you know. For sure, the heavy things and
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  the and the boxes and stuff like that.
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  My least favorite part about moving is the night before when
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  I realized that I actually am gonna have to unpack.
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  You know, I actually think my least favorite part is is having
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  to like get my friends to help me move because like, it's.
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  Like they don't want. To it's the hardest task that
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  friends do. So what I usually do is I'll be
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  like, hey, I'm going to kill myself.
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  And that is such a beautiful way to cap off that ad read listener
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  Have 8 legs up on your move. Now you're coming for my job,
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  yes. That was really fun.
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  That was really fun. All right, well, thank you guys
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  And finally, BK, we're going to get to this content so soon, but
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  I have one more thing. It's all good.
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  And this one's about me. We have another live show coming
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  up. Yay.
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  When is it? It's Saturday, February 21st.
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  Wow, where's our? Friend, it's a dude.
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  Heidi K Studios. And who's going to be there?
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  Hannah Popkin. Whoa, she is very funny.
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  She is so funny. And what movie are we talking
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  about? Mean Girls.
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  Wow. Perfect for Hannah Popkins.
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  I know she's so mean, She's so mean, She's so mean and so
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  pretty. Yeah, she's the nicest.
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  So. So I'll put a link to all of the
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  minutes into the show notes for all of you.
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  Get your tickets, get your new edit, get your spider moving
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  company and finally BK what do you have going on?
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  Oh hello, any any bills you need to pay any.
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  So many, so many bills. There's cameras in Boulder now
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  that'll take your picture if you're going fast in a place and
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  you don't know how fast they want you to go.
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  So that's been happening. So that's yeah.
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  So you know, are you following me on Instagram?
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  Insane Brown posse? It's my Instagram.
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  What else do I have going on? I'm about to wrap up Degrassi a
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  second time. Well, all of it.
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  I've never, I've never watched all the episodes.
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  I've only seen up to like when like, you know, there's the new
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  kids. Right, the next generation.
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  Wow, this is so. Exciting, I know.
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  So I'm about to wrap that up. Wow.
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  I am moving. Shout out Spider.
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  Spider moving. Shout out, where are you moving?
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  I'm just moving from Boulder to Broomfield.
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  Oh OK cool, drop that address docs him.
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  Yeah, I'll drop that address. You'll see me around.
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  There's a choose. OK, maybe I would.
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  But Broomfield, OK. Yeah, there's another part of
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  Colorado. Yep.
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  Excellent. All right, good.
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  What do you have any other shows or anything going on?
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  This will come out in a couple weeks.
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  Yeah, I've got yeah, just show just Instagram just so I just
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  check it out. OK, cool.
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  I'll make you show here. Nick.
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  Is it March 14th? We have it for March 14th.
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  March 14th. I'm running a show here and it
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  might become a monthly show. It's called clip Farming with BK
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  Sherrod. Oh my God.
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  I just tried to get clips for online and that's all it is.
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  It'll be new material, old material, crowd work, crowd
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  sourcing work. Yep, and it's not crowd work
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  when you love your job. Wow.
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  It's friends, work. It's friends.
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  They're not just the crowd. They are my brother I love.
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  That's my favorite part. So yeah.
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  So I'm gonna do that, Yeah. And then cuz I'm gonna do, I'm
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  gonna do an album soon. And then when that's done, I'm
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  gonna do you need me too. Amazing.
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  Yeah, neuter your pets. So true.
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  Yeah, Neuter those cats and dogs.
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  Yeah. And rodents.
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  That's all we can do. All of them.
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  That God, that's all we can. Do it really is all we can do So
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  please neuter your pets if you know one of those guys.
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  Everyone has a guy in their life you know where he's like, he's
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  like I the dog has like giant balls.
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  Yeah. And then it's like aggressive.
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  And that and the balls will look at you in the eye.
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  Yeah, they do, Yeah. And then the dog's all
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  aggressive and he's like flip the dog on its back and he's
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  like, I have to do this. Otherwise it's.
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  Gonna the dog's gonna kill. Everyone, it's like just don't
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  do that. Just neuter your pet.
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  Neuter the dog. Yeah, it's not, not bad.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  And they get to be, you know, dogs get to be a little bit
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  loopy afterwards. They like it.
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  Yeah, yeah, don't have sex with a guy whose dog has balls.
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  Oh my God yeah cuz those balls are gonna be in the corner of
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  the room looking at you. Well, I just mean you can make a
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  difference. Yeah, yeah.
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  But also. Logistically, you're correct.
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  That is also part of why. Absolutely.
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  Even if the dog's not in the room.
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  Yeah, you'll you will sense the presence.
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  And feel it does. Yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah, I can tell when a dog's balls are nearby.
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  Same. Yeah, you know the statistic.
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  You eat 8 spiders like a year. It's like that, but I can tell
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  there's dog balls nearby. Absolutely.
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  And I. Hate.
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  It, but we don't have to keep riffing in this way.
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  You could tell me what you want to talk about for your podcast.
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  I just haven't talked to anyone. You know what?
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  We could we could talk about the movie that we're here to.
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  Discuss. Listener.
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  Today we're here to talk about Smart House, the Disney Channel
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  Original Movie, about Pat the personal.
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  What is it Personal applied? Personal applied.
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  Technology, you know. What I realized.
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  You what? What did you realize so?
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  The first time I was on this podcast, first of all, the first
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  time I was on this podcast, I was very mentally unwell.
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  So it's very nice to be back. Oh my God, So better mentally
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  well, more mentally well. I know I did talk about killing
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  myself in an ad read right, but that is progress for me and
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  that. Is then that is progress, yeah.
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  But what I was gonna say is like, the last time I was here
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  was very mentally unwell. So thank you for having me back.
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  Oh my God. I was really mentally unwell
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  too, really. Yeah.
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  Was that when we're outside? Yeah, when?
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  We were outside. I was like. 3.
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  Days off of a of a breakup like the worst breakup of my life
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  yeah I'm. So sorry that's.
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  OK, I was like, you know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna have a
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  really fun time talking about another Disney Channel original
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  movie with my new friend. Well, you know.
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  What's funny is like, so I was living in LA and I was sad.
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  Yeah. And then because how could you
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  not? Be you were living in that.
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  Way well, and then? On top of that, my old friend
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  group walked by while we're outside.
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  That's right. Yeah.
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  And. And like, I was a little sad
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  about that. And because I was like, oh,
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  they're just having a good time while I'm like, living in that
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  lane drowning. And so you're like, oh.
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  That could be me having. Fun with.
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  My friends at a. Festival, yeah.
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  And so the other thing I was going to say is I realized I
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  think after smart house or doing blank check and smart house, I
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  noticed a theme. And I think the theme is that I
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  want to have a house that's. Really.
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  What I really want, and all my favorite movies involve houses,
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  yeah. Absolutely.
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  So yeah, I think that we've really unlocked something,
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  whether you're mentally ill or well or somewhere in between,
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  what you really want deep down as a house.
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  Well, I think it's. I want a house given to me for
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  nothing. Like I don't want to work for
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  the House, of course. Not why would?
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  You. That is what I'm realizing based
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  on these two movies. I want to win one in a
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  sweepstakes and I want a gang gangster guy to run over my
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  bicycle and then me commit fraud.
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  Yeah. To get set house for.
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  Sure. And everything's in cash.
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  Yes, for sure. I actually don't really.
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  OK, so in in the movie Smart House, there's this kid who his
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  name is Ben and he enters a drawing for a house.
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  Well, apparently he enters a bunch of drawings that's like
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  his thing. Multiple.
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  Yeah, multiple entries are also allowed for just this one
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  interesting house. They didn't, they didn't have
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  PAT program any sort of fraud protection.
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  Sure. Sure, sure.
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  But. Thank God, because he did get
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  the house. But I was kind of wondering,
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  like, why is it a contest? We never really get to know why
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  it's a contest for this house. They're just like, it is a house
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  with an AI assistant built in and it's instead of selling it.
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  Yeah. What was the give it?
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  Away it was the. 90s is that's so true happier they were just.
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  Giving houses away and AI. Wasn't terrifying.
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  And making it 80° in January, That's so true.
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  So we were like, well, what could this thing be?
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  You know what's going on, right? They're like, we don't even have
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  to make money, we already have money.
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  Why? Would we sell a house when we
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  already have money? Yeah, but.
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  So he enters all these like Raffles?
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  Yeah, like did. I don't remember if they gave
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  any examples of other ones that he entered because I was
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  curious. Yeah.
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  How many? Raffles there were there's.
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  I wish that like that was still a way that a 13 year old kid
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  could make money, you know what I mean?
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  It's like, yeah, totally. Like just as a like a side gig
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  because he is supporting his family.
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  Ben is the man of the house. I'd say he's.
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  The mom of the house. That's so true.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  He is doing the emotional labor, the financial labor.
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  You know, who knows what Dad does?
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  He says. A lot of things that my mom has
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  said to me, yeah, just like you think I want to stay home and
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  cook and clean for you guys. Well, you guys have a great like
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  it's like I remember him saying a couple of those things and I
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  was like, wow, they really gave him some mom dialogue.
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  They. Really.
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  Did they really? They said we're going to have
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  Pat Machine learn from him. Yeah.
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  Yeah. What it's like to be a mom.
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  Yeah. He downloads like, a bunch of,
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  like, programs for the house to learn how to be a mom.
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  Yeah. And so I have a question for
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  you. OK.
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  What's up? Who's?
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  Like your favorite TV mom? Like if you saw ATV mom, you'd
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  want to download into the program so it could be your mom,
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  Lucille. Bluth.
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  How funny would that be? Oh, I was like, you mean Lucille
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  Ball? And I was like, Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  How funny would that be if your AI assistant was an apathetic,
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  rich, out of touch woman? I guess would it be?
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  Practical. No.
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  Who's my actual favorite? Yeah, because.
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  That's the funny one. But would you feel nurtured by
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  you could have as a mom you? Know that's a great question
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  probably. I don't know.
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  Lizzie Mcguire's parents were pretty.
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  Yeah, they're pretty cool. They were really cool.
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  I liked them. They were like.
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  Hippies, you could tell for sure.
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  You know, they like smoked weed together and stuff.
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  Definitely yes. They're always chill and they're
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  like, yeah, they're invested in their kids totally.
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  Who are their? Moms, I feel like my mom was so
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  intense and, like, helicoptery. Yeah, I'd love a mom that like
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  was kind of not paying attention any.
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  Mom from the 80s or 90s really. Maybe like Helga?
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  Pataki's mom. Yeah, 'cause.
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  It's like she's not there. Yeah, she's not.
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  There, Yeah. Totally drunk.
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  Or whatever. Yeah, yeah.
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  Drunk mom. Yeah, drunk mom.
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  Love that. Yeah, 'cause then.
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  She kind of like sometimes will just come in your room, be kind
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  of fun. Yeah, totally.
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  Like what are you doing? You're studying.
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  You don't need to study. You need to study.
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  Comes over, slams your book down, Yeah.
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  Exactly. Yeah, let's drive.
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  Somewhere. You know what I didn't.
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  Understand and about the the whole premise of the machine
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  learning was that instead of feeding the home videos that
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  he's always watching of his mom, he feeds these characters from
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  like the 1950s to Pat and it's like if you wanted her to be
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  like your mom just like literally use the content you
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  have of your mom that's a good. Point but then I think cuz he
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  only has like a couple of videos right he probably.
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  He's probably re watching. The same videos over and over
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  Yeah yeah, you're right. I but.
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  And also cuz it I think having the random moms makes it wackier
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  for the story, you know, of course.
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  Yeah, it would be so boring if it was just kind of like a
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  normal mom. Totally.
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  Totally, Yeah. Yeah, right off the bat, this
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  movie, I think has sort of an interesting commentary on like
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  on probably not on purpose at all, but Disney Channel smart
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  House without knowing it has an interesting commentary on women
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  and motherhood in First off, the woman Sarah, who built the
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  house, She's she's like, oh, I built this house.
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  I'm so accomplished, whatever. And the the guy who is helping
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  her out, I can't remember what his role was, but he's like.
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  That reporter must. Have a crush on you.
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  As if she like couldn't be competent.
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  But also he's like not wrong when he says everyone has a
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  crush on her because ultimately that is why the dad decides to
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  go. Totally.
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  To the house, yeah, so. Well, I.
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  Was curious first of all who that guy was who was because he
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  was just kind of around and be like Sarah.
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  You gotta relax. It's gonna be alright.
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  I was like. Her friend or like does he work
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  for because he doesn't seem very tech savvy.
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  He's not smart, Yeah. But also in my head, like he
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  fits this job description of other 90s movies, jobs where
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  it's like guy that's around that helps woman stop being neurotic
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  when she's about like really about her job.
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  Just relax. Yeah, could.
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  You, Sarah? Yeah.
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  It's like, that's like a a trope for sure.
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  And I'm like, which is interesting.
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  But then also I, I have this written down and I can't
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  remember when she says it. I think maybe in like the first
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  scene. But the daughter, she goes now
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  dad can go on dates and we can find a new mom.
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  Yeah. Which I think is a very weird
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  thing to say. It is.
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  Absolutely a weird thing to say, especially for a child.
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  But there's this idea that like, oh, if a woman is childless,
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  like, she must be looking for children to mother.
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  Yeah, yeah. You know.
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  That, like anyone who dates the dad is trying to become a member
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  of this family totally. You know, and especially because
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  they do it in a way too, because the mom died, right?
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  So it's not like they're just divorced, right?
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  So that's why it also has this extra layer of like, she's lucky
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  she found these mother who died kids.
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  Yeah. You know.
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  Totally. Even though.
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  He. Does resent her a lot.
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  And I kind of, I kind of was, I was like the sister where she's
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  like, you know, just let dad be happy.
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  Totally. Yeah, she's like.
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  Come on, just let him be happy. I I thought that he was.
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  I thought that Ben was being a little bit of a.
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  He's. Being a little bit of a bitch,
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  frankly. Yeah.
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  You know, and I get where he's coming from because it's like, I
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  think he doesn't realize that like someone no one's gonna
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  replace his mom, you know? Right.
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  Cuz the dad actually seems like a decent guy.
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  He seems. Like a great guy, maybe not that
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  smart, but nice, yeah. And then scared and the son is
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  just like cock blocking him the whole time, like cuz I remember
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  he gets like a call from like some lady cuz he's like, hey,
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  did did I get a message from like Stephanie?
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  And then and I was like, Oh yeah, but you know, I deleted
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  it. Yeah.
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  I was like what? When she like called like, I
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  don't know, like a month ago, like a month ago.
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  And he's like, but dad, you didn't want her any you didn't
• 19:09
  want. Her you, you don't need another
• 19:11
  mom. And that's the whole point of
• 19:13
  Pat. The personal applied technology,
• 19:16
  or maybe it's personal assistant technology.
• 19:18
  Doesn't matter, Pat. The whole point is that he's
• 19:22
  like, oh, if we have a personal assistant in the house, then my
• 19:26
  dad won't need to find a wife because we'll have mommy.
• 19:30
  Yeah. And if the dad can?
• 19:32
  Figure out how to fuck the house, Yeah.
• 19:34
  Absolutely. You saw the way that that house
• 19:37
  sucked up the trash. The floor That house has some
• 19:40
  crazy. Moves he just.
• 19:42
  The dad just like sticks his Dick through the floor.
• 19:45
  He's like Pat Suck, stop sucking.
• 19:48
  Suck. Suck, suck.
• 19:50
  There's like a cup, but I can't seem to get it.
• 19:52
  Floor, if you mind. She's like, I can see you.
• 19:57
  Yeah, I. Can see you.
• 20:04
  God, this movie is both so, so dated, but yet so ahead of its
• 20:10
  time. Totally.
• 20:11
  Yeah. All of the CGI is like, so
• 20:14
  cheesy and over the top. And the way that they relate to
• 20:17
  this house and relate to the technology is so 90s because
• 20:22
  they're not afraid of it. Yeah.
• 20:25
  And then at the same time, of course, like I remember when
• 20:29
  virtual assistants first came on the scene and everyone was like,
• 20:32
  it's smart house. Remember when it was like, well,
• 20:36
  I won't say her name, but Alexa, 'cause people are gonna because
• 20:41
  we'll, we'll get her to. She'll respond if people are
• 20:45
  listening to this, but you know her.
• 20:46
  Yeah. Yeah, I was like, who are you?
• 20:48
  Talking about, you know. Yeah, yeah.
• 20:50
  I. Was like we made smart house
• 20:52
  real Yeah cuz I mean cuz it never even got close cuz some of
• 20:55
  the things cuz like remember there's the bio scanner where
• 20:58
  she's like put your hand on the scanner and also tell the little
• 21:02
  girl it's gonna prick her right. You know what I mean?
• 21:04
  Cuz she's she's like, oh, it bit me.
• 21:06
  She's like she was just collecting some data.
• 21:07
  I was like let her know right. You know like it was just like
• 21:10
  she's like get over a little girl.
• 21:12
  She was like. Like this is the price.
• 21:14
  You pay for convenience is with your data and the the.
• 21:18
  Blood scan would tell them what kind of food they need and stuff
• 21:21
  like that. And then there's also like 1
• 21:24
  where it's like they're talking and they're like, she can tell
• 21:26
  from your breath that you like hot dogs, right?
• 21:29
  Like, and then because they would give, they would customize
• 21:31
  food to them, you know, it's like she checked your taste buds
• 21:35
  and she knows that that's what you like.
• 21:37
  I can't. Wait for Pat to completely just
• 21:40
  like out one of these children to be like.
• 21:42
  I noticed, by the way, that your breath skipped a beat when you
• 21:46
  were watching that music video that you are gay.
• 21:54
  That would be. So great, Yeah.
• 21:55
  And then the dad's like, what? Yeah.
• 21:57
  But he'd probably be like, he seemed kind of like, that's like
• 22:01
  an. Interesting question, do you
• 22:02
  think the dad would be cool I. Do think he would be he, yeah.
• 22:05
  He does seem sweet. He seems like he.
• 22:06
  Seems like a cool guy. He'd be like, you know, I don't
• 22:09
  get it, but I appreciate it. That's.
• 22:10
  So true. Yeah, yeah.
• 22:14
  Yeah, he'd probably be supportive, I think.
• 22:16
  So too, and I hope. That one of those pictures.
• 22:18
  Is picture possible? Yeah.
• 22:22
  You know who would not be supportive?
• 22:23
  Pat. Yeah.
• 22:24
  I I agree Pat would. Start would start like the day
• 22:28
  she's she'd start the day with like like you know the news
• 22:35
  recap and she'd be like today's news and further trans athletes
• 22:45
  are taking over. She just starts spewing this
• 22:48
  like anti LGBT propaganda. The.
• 22:53
  House, Yeah. Anyway, so I think that she
• 22:56
  probably would have a harder time with that.
• 23:00
  But anyway, it's going back to the commentary that this movie
• 23:04
  accidentally makes on, you know, women and motherhood is both
• 23:10
  this idea that, like, the depiction of moms in media is
• 23:17
  problematic because that's the machine learning.
• 23:20
  Yeah, yeah. Source material, whatever.
• 23:23
  That makes Pat into a nagging bitch.
• 23:27
  Well, yeah, because she starts acting like that when they're
• 23:30
  like, can you be a little more motherly, Pat?
• 23:31
  Yeah, it's like you. Shouldn't just be letting us get
• 23:34
  away with stuff, right? Yeah, because the kids throw a
• 23:37
  party. Yeah, well, she actually,
• 23:39
  actually she's the one who throws the party.
• 23:42
  She. Emails.
• 23:43
  Everyone. Yeah, OK.
• 23:45
  But now I see another plot hole because there is a point where
• 23:51
  Ben is emailing back and forth with Sarah to try and save
• 23:56
  himself. Yeah.
• 23:57
  And it's like, well, OK, if Pat can access his e-mail contacts,
• 24:01
  surely she's reading his emails. You'd think.
• 24:04
  But I think the the way they like shoehorned this and like
• 24:09
  got around it is so once Pat becomes the hologram projection,
• 24:13
  yeah, she no longer be is the house.
• 24:16
  She's like, like this doesn't sound great, but she's like an
• 24:19
  avatar of God or she like she's like from, she goes from
• 24:22
  collective consciousness to the point consciousness of just cat
• 24:27
  seagull. Yeah.
• 24:29
  Yes, yeah, actually all right. You.
• 24:32
  Got it. That's what I think they were
• 24:33
  trying to do. So it's like if you don't see
• 24:35
  her being near you, perceiving you, you're like safe.
• 24:39
  And also The thing is, Pat doesn't go to the bathroom.
• 24:41
  Like she doesn't watch you in the bathroom as part of it.
• 24:44
  So in this convoy, the other explanation would be that like
• 24:47
  the she's not physically watching the e-mail and that's
• 24:51
  how Pat like perceives you, not through data, but by being like,
• 24:55
  what's that e-mail I see? Literally looking, it's such a
• 24:58
  1990s view of like what it is technology watching because it's
• 25:04
  not watching your data. It's literally like visually,
• 25:07
  what does it say? Yeah.
• 25:08
  Exactly and. Also I thought.
• 25:10
  About that, I absolutely love that the.
• 25:12
  Announcement about the Smart house comes in the print
• 25:14
  newspaper. Yeah, yeah.
• 25:15
  Totally so. 90s I love. I'm gonna call him and then
• 25:18
  they're like, and you know, it made me go back in time a little
• 25:23
  bit cuz they're like, the line's busy again.
• 25:25
  Must be a teenager in that house.
• 25:28
  Like teens? Always yapping on.
• 25:30
  Always. On the phone and cuz you needed
• 25:33
  the Internet like you know you couldn't have Internet and your
• 25:35
  phone at the same time, right? Yeah, truly dial up.
• 25:38
  Yeah. Crazy.
• 25:41
  One thing that's interesting is that art imagery for AI hasn't
• 25:45
  changed that much. Like if you were to go to Google
• 25:48
  image search, artificial intelligence, it would look the
• 25:51
  exact same as the way it's depicted in this movie.
• 25:54
  Yeah. It would be like a picture of
• 25:55
  her and like that weird arm that wraps around to like, yeah,
• 25:59
  yeah. Yeah, it's in it'd.
• 26:00
  Be like the octopus arm, Yeah. Exactly beat the.
• 26:02
  Bully up also, Yeah, sorry I wrote this down because I forgot
• 26:05
  that. So you know, Ben is into
• 26:07
  computers or whatever. Yeah, totally.
• 26:10
  When he does the overhaul of the system, the first thing he gets
• 26:14
  rid of is he deletes the safety protocols ever just being like,
• 26:21
  I don't think you have to do that.
• 26:22
  I think you can change your personality or whatever without
• 26:25
  delete. Like she's like he's like delete
• 26:27
  the safety protocols and like I don't.
• 26:30
  Know that you need to, but it's also weird.
• 26:31
  That was the first thing he did right.
• 26:33
  Yeah. And he obviously.
• 26:36
  Doesn't know that. Much about computers, but it's a
• 26:39
  it's a classic like 90s perspective of technology is
• 26:43
  that like. In.
• 26:45
  This world today, you can't get technology to work for you
• 26:49
  unless you sacrifice something. Your privacy, your data,
• 26:53
  whatever. And.
• 26:55
  In this. Film, it's like you didn't
• 26:58
  really have to sacrifice anything.
• 27:02
  They even eventually learn to live with Pat responsibly.
• 27:05
  Totally. I because yeah, it's weird
• 27:08
  because the lesson isn't about technology at all.
• 27:13
  Yeah, it's really about. Like, processing trauma and
• 27:16
  moving past like a death, you know?
• 27:19
  Yeah, totally. Because like, you know, if he
• 27:20
  didn't do all that weird mom stuff, Yeah, with Pat, like, the
• 27:24
  house would have just been fine. It would have just been like,
• 27:27
  hey, I noticed from your breath, you need oranges, right?
• 27:30
  Here's an orange, Right. You know, also, that's hard.
• 27:33
  God. Oh, no.
• 27:33
  The walls with the screens and stuff.
• 27:36
  That was so cool. My God, the golf simulator.
• 27:39
  That, that shit was like, I remember being like, if I could
• 27:42
  ever have this technology, it's all along.
• 27:44
  And guess what? You can get a golf simulator.
• 27:46
  That's true, you could. You get a lot of the stuff,
• 27:48
  like, in that regard, yeah. But I think some of it was like,
• 27:52
  yeah, you could feel the mist from the ocean or whatever.
• 27:54
  And like, like it's Disney's 5D or whatever.
• 27:58
  Yes, yeah. Yeah.
• 27:59
  Yeah, I was definitely like being on a ride at Disney where
• 28:02
  you're like, I didn't need it to smell.
• 28:04
  Yeah. Yeah, you did make.
• 28:06
  It a real sensory experience, yeah.
• 28:09
  Yeah, and then the floor cleaning stuff.
• 28:11
  That was the other thing. I remember being like, I wish I
• 28:13
  had this. Oh my God, so bad.
• 28:15
  I just imagine just like peeing on the floor or something so.
• 28:18
  Easy. Just like, yeah.
• 28:19
  Just like I have to pee in the middle of the night.
• 28:20
  I don't wanna get out. I don't wanna get out on the
• 28:22
  floor. Even on the bed.
• 28:23
  I'm. Sure that if they have that
• 28:25
  technology, just suck it up from the bed.
• 28:27
  That was the fun part, is that technology was such a physical
• 28:33
  thing in that era that all of the cool gadgets are physical
• 28:39
  machinery. It's not really software, it's
• 28:42
  hardware. Yeah.
• 28:44
  It's like we made a smoothie for you and it came out of the
• 28:47
  kitchen counter. Totally.
• 28:48
  I mean, cuz it all, it felt like magic, yeah.
• 28:51
  You know, and that's like, I think what was interesting about
• 28:53
  it. Yeah.
• 28:54
  The. Floor.
• 28:55
  The floor cleaning thing just makes me laugh now.
• 28:57
  It's like, yeah, just it just cleans everything back to the
• 29:00
  dad having sex with the floor, Yeah.
• 29:05
  And you know what I hope he does cuz he deserves it.
• 29:08
  He deserves to be happy he ends up.
• 29:10
  With Sarah, right? Yeah, he.
• 29:11
  Does and eventually the kids, you know, well, I guess the
• 29:14
  daughter was always kind of down the daughter.
• 29:16
  Didn't care she was so. Like whatever.
• 29:17
  Dude, she's like, I have hobbies and things.
• 29:19
  Yeah, she's. Like, I do have friends and
• 29:21
  Ben's like I'm 13 and I have responsibilities.
• 29:23
  He's like, why don't you? Go for the basketball team.
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  I was. Making also a crazy meal.
• 30:04
  I remember one of the meals was just like a big like pot or not
• 30:08
  pot, like a big old casserole tray of just like Mac and
• 30:10
  cheese. Yeah, that was.
• 30:11
  I was like brother. That can't be the meal.
• 30:14
  Like, I know that's all you know how to make right?
• 30:16
  But like. Pat's gonna have something to
• 30:17
  say about that. Totally.
• 30:18
  Yeah. But it is like, I don't know.
• 30:23
  I kind of wonder why you said say it.
• 30:25
  No, no, no. I just, I was just looking at my
• 30:27
  notes and I said what? Sarah house starts policing
• 30:30
  everyone's behavior. Sarah shuts down the house, the
• 30:35
  house overrides it, it eats Sarah outside.
• 30:41
  And then, and then I wrote this note down, which is the they
• 30:46
  basically gave Pat a lobotomy. Yeah.
• 30:50
  They were like. Do not think.
• 30:53
  Pat just. Do you're not a?
• 30:55
  Mom, just cook and clean, do the things totally.
• 30:58
  Yeah, so it's almost like, it's almost like they're saying that
• 31:02
  AI cannot replace humans. It's.
• 31:04
  Sort of what they're. Saying or that, like, AI cannot
• 31:08
  provide you the emotional support that a human can.
• 31:11
  But then it's also like, OK, but you're also, you were also
• 31:15
  saying that these kids do need a mommy, though.
• 31:18
  Yeah. It's, you know, cuz there's a,
• 31:20
  this is a repeating theme for movies in the 90s and 2000s.
• 31:24
  Yeah. Where it's like a parent
• 31:25
  tragically dies and like the kids are trying to, like,
• 31:29
  recreate it in some way, right? Where it's like, like another
• 31:32
  example's life-size. life-size, of course.
• 31:34
  Yeah. And like, you know, they've the
• 31:36
  girl finds a necromancy hair brush like a thrift store or
• 31:39
  whatever. And.
• 31:40
  Just like like trying to bring her mom back, whether she brings
• 31:44
  Tyra Banks back instead. And then there's Jack Frost,
• 31:48
  where the kid brings his dad back, but he's a snowman or
• 31:51
  whatever. That's so true.
• 31:52
  And you can tell it's Michael Keaton.
• 31:53
  The eyebrows, the. Eyebrows give it away.
• 31:57
  But that's like a common theme where, like, children are trying
• 32:00
  to, like, replace the deceased parent with like, yeah.
• 32:03
  And in this case, it's technology, right?
• 32:05
  You know? Yeah.
• 32:06
  And then the morals always just like you got to get over your
• 32:09
  parents dying like. It's but in this one.
• 32:12
  It's like you can, you can get over your parent dying because
• 32:15
  now you have a new mom. But is it?
• 32:18
  But is it? I don't know.
• 32:20
  Yeah. I think it's half and half,
• 32:22
  Yeah. I think it's like you you have
• 32:23
  to move on. I think that's like the.
• 32:25
  Yeah, the gist of it, just you have to move on.
• 32:27
  Yeah. And like, because I can't
• 32:28
  remember if in Jack Frost, nothing in Jack Frost just had
• 32:31
  to let his dad melt. Michael.
• 32:36
  Keaton just had to melt. Yeah, then.
• 32:38
  Thing in life-size. Does Tyra Banks become her mom?
• 32:44
  Honestly, it's been like. Weird if that's.
• 32:47
  It's been a few years since I've seen it.
• 32:49
  I'll come. Back and do that movie with you.
• 32:53
  I think that. She she turns into a person,
• 32:58
  right? So yeah.
• 32:58
  So she's a doll that turns into a person.
• 33:00
  Yeah, but I. Think that she then becomes more
• 33:02
  permanently a person, right? Like leaves and lives her life.
• 33:05
  Like, yeah, I can't remember. Or maybe I don't know if they
• 33:08
  wrote this, but here's how I I would write this.
• 33:10
  All right. I would turn another doll into a
• 33:15
  person and have them live together.
• 33:17
  Oh, that's so they could have a shared experience.
• 33:19
  Yeah. Totally.
• 33:20
  You know, maybe I'd turn the girl into a doll.
• 33:25
  Lindsay Lohan, why she already is one through a lot, I don't
• 33:28
  know, but you know, if she's a. Doll, she doesn't have to feel
• 33:31
  anything. It's sort of like the that
• 33:33
  would. Be funny if that's how it ends.
• 33:34
  She just turns her and her dad into dolls, Yeah.
• 33:37
  Okay, okay, life. Size too.
• 33:39
  They already have one of those. They do?
• 33:41
  Yeah, they do. Oh, it's crazy.
• 33:43
  For a long time, life-size 2 was available on Disney Plus, but
• 33:46
  the original life-size wasn't. Yeah, it took like years for the
• 33:51
  original life-size to be available on Disney Plus.
• 33:53
  Did you watch? Life-size 2.
• 33:55
  No, Yeah, I. Mean, I imagine it's like the
• 33:58
  same premise. It's got a different child.
• 34:01
  Probably, and they find. That necromancy hair brush
• 34:03
  again, Yeah. Probably because it's not gone
• 34:05
  anywhere. What are?
• 34:07
  Your thoughts on AI? Oh, I love it.
• 34:11
  No, I I'm, it's funny because I have a new bit about AI.
• 34:15
  Yeah, I, I think it, it seemed like it could have been a useful
• 34:19
  tool at first, you know, before it grew into this, like, weird
• 34:23
  thing. Yeah.
• 34:24
  Because they're also like, there's people who are like
• 34:25
  addicted to it or like they can't make decisions.
• 34:28
  And like, if you're on a dating app, like a lot of my friends
• 34:31
  are on apps, we're talking about how like, they'll get a
• 34:32
  response. They can tell it was from Yeah,
• 34:35
  like AI Totally. So I think it's interesting
• 34:36
  because I was also like a late adopter.
• 34:38
  It was literally, I finally was like, let me see what this
• 34:41
  ChatGPT thing is. Yeah.
• 34:42
  And then I used it for like a week.
• 34:45
  And then it came out that was bad for the environment.
• 34:47
  And you were like. I was like I.
• 34:48
  Can't even get to use this anymore.
• 34:50
  You know only. Got to enjoy it for a week,
• 34:52
  yeah? And so I think I don't think you
• 34:55
  can replace much like they learned in smart house.
• 34:58
  I don't think you can replace real relationships or anything
• 35:00
  like that. But I did see there's like some
• 35:02
  value of like certain things like getting like cuz Google is
• 35:07
  huge where like instead of having to like go website to
• 35:10
  website, you should be like search a thing.
• 35:12
  And I think ChatGPT was a more advanced version of that.
• 35:16
  The arts weird. Like I don't know.
• 35:18
  I don't know why anyone uses any of that.
• 35:19
  I think it all looks bad. I've never seen like an AI Yeah,
• 35:23
  creation where I was like, whoa. That looks amazing, Yeah, then.
• 35:27
  They do weird trends that get people on board that seem like a
• 35:32
  waste now that I know it's actually wasting water.
• 35:34
  Yeah, I'm like, you wasted water so you can look like you're in a
• 35:37
  Christmas room or something, like whatever.
• 35:41
  They don't make sense to me. Yeah.
• 35:42
  And it's also not what I look like.
• 35:44
  So I'm also just like, I want people to be like, wow, you look
• 35:47
  hot as you, right? And not like the what AI thinks
• 35:50
  you look like as hot. Totally.
• 35:52
  Yeah. So yeah, I think there's like
• 35:55
  there was room for it to be a useful tool, but I think it just
• 35:58
  quickly just has escalated to a weird thing.
• 36:02
  Yeah, that I just like, I don't know, it's going.
• 36:04
  But then also like all these companies keep bombarding me
• 36:07
  with their own AI or like Google AI is horrible.
• 36:12
  And then it's like anytime you're just like, it's like, do
• 36:15
  you wanna use our AI? I'm like, no, no.
• 36:17
  Or Gmail is like, do you wanna use our AI?
• 36:19
  I'm like for what? Yeah.
• 36:20
  They're like I got an. E-mail help you.
• 36:22
  Write this e-mail. Yeah I know what I wanna say.
• 36:24
  Why? So that stuff is weird to me.
• 36:27
  Yeah, yeah. When it feels like, it almost
• 36:30
  feels like Clippy. Yeah.
• 36:31
  You remember Clippy? Sure do.
• 36:33
  Would. You like help with that but
• 36:35
  Clippy? Also couldn't help you with
• 36:36
  anything and. Neither can this, neither can a
• 36:39
  lot of these AI tools. It's like I open an e-mail and
• 36:42
  it's like, would you like help writing this e-mail?
• 36:44
  And I'm like, well, now I have to think of, I would have to
• 36:47
  think of a prompt to give, Yeah. I'd be like to write this.
• 36:50
  E-mail and I already know what I want to say.
• 36:53
  Yeah. So, and I could see myself like,
• 36:55
  I'm a very indecisive person. Yeah.
• 36:58
  So I could see myself getting addicted to using air.
• 37:01
  I'm like, I don't even have to think about anything anymore,
• 37:03
  right? And so like, yeah, I got lucky
• 37:05
  that I just, I'd use it for like 2 weeks.
• 37:07
  And then they're like. Hey, it's bad for the
• 37:09
  environment. Like damn.
• 37:11
  Yeah. All right.
• 37:11
  All right. Well, I guess that's that so.
• 37:13
  Yeah, what about you? I typically find that like there
• 37:20
  are very few use cases in which AI has helped me feel even just
• 37:27
  more efficient. Like there's, there's really, I
• 37:31
  think that it maybe it's because I'm a late adopter as well, but.
• 37:35
  I. Really can't even call to mind
• 37:38
  times when I've been like, oh, I'm so glad that I used AI for,
• 37:42
  you know, like, I think that most often it seems as though
• 37:45
  tech executives are the ones that are most excited about AI
• 37:50
  and perhaps the only ones who are super excited about AI
• 37:55
  compared to the general population.
• 37:57
  And so every tech company is trying to like out AI each other
• 38:01
  and they're truly just doing it for each other.
• 38:05
  And because the the consumer is not asking for it, the consumer
• 38:09
  does not care. The consumer is not like, man, I
• 38:12
  wish I had an AI assistant to write this e-mail within the
• 38:16
  Gmail app. You know what I mean?
• 38:18
  But. You know, what's interesting too
• 38:20
  is I think AI is the first thing in a long time that's creating
• 38:24
  new industries. So like for example, like let's
• 38:27
  say companies using AI like like servers or whatever, you have to
• 38:31
  have somewhere to put those like servers and stuff.
• 38:34
  So they're building all these data centers, right?
• 38:36
  So that's like stimulating the economy in weird ways where it's
• 38:39
  like all these construction guys are like, oh, finally they're
• 38:41
  like, I'm. Building a thing?
• 38:43
  Yeah. Or like real estate guys or
• 38:45
  like, you know, like different stuff like that.
• 38:47
  So there are like different industries that are like loosely
• 38:50
  getting stoked, right? Like about this, but like I
• 38:54
  don't know what the threshold is, right?
• 38:56
  And there's only so much space. Yeah, in the world.
• 39:02
  Well, they're doing. A lot of it in Texas, and
• 39:03
  there's so much space there. And Texas is going to be 1 big
• 39:06
  AI like data farm. Yeah, so, so wild.
• 39:11
  It is interesting and it's just like.
• 39:13
  It does appear to be bad for the environment, but like.
• 39:16
  No, the evidence is suggesting that it is bad for the
• 39:18
  environment. And the thing too about like the
• 39:21
  AI art is that even if you are really good at writing a prompt
• 39:25
  to get an AI tool to give you a graphic that you want, it's not
• 39:30
  gonna have the same critical thinking skills as a designer
• 39:34
  who would say hey that idea is actually stupid.
• 39:37
  This is what I would do instead. But they of course can say it in
• 39:42
  the nice way that you talk to a client that that I struggle
• 39:46
  with. But like if if we're saying that
• 39:51
  creativity is just input and output, then like.
• 39:57
  It's because it's not like real because that's the thing.
• 40:01
  It's like, I think it's interesting to use it.
• 40:05
  So like I, I have, I have literally just wrote a bit about
• 40:07
  this, about how just like because like.
• 40:09
  I could never use AI to replace like an artist friend.
• 40:12
  Sure, because it's like, I want my shit to look good.
• 40:15
  I want it to look like good, look like, like something real
• 40:18
  and tangible and like have some character to it.
• 40:21
  But it's like, you know, AI stuff is just like for bits,
• 40:24
  right? Where it's like, here's a
• 40:25
  picture of like, you know, Sonic the Hedgehog kissing Shrek or
• 40:28
  something. And it's like, and you get it in
• 40:30
  30 seconds, right? You know, like that's like, but
• 40:33
  that's not worth the rest of it. You know what I mean?
• 40:35
  Exactly So it's like I've never seen any like AI like show flyer
• 40:39
  or something where I'm like, wow, like that looks good, but
• 40:42
  also I think the problem is it's like some people just don't care
• 40:45
  what looks good. That's.
• 40:46
  So true, like people don't people don't appreciate like
• 40:50
  beauty some people have. No taste and like cuz for me.
• 40:54
  Like I love. Like film photography.
• 40:56
  Yeah. Because I like how it looks.
• 40:58
  And I like how there's, like this, it's light and all this
• 41:00
  shit like that. I don't even understand.
• 41:02
  That's like making this beautiful thing.
• 41:05
  Yeah. And it looks like the thing that
• 41:07
  I saw, you know, somehow. Yeah.
• 41:09
  And like, there's something about, like, there's at first,
• 41:11
  like there's soul in there. There's like some.
• 41:13
  Yeah, some spirit, Yeah. But AI just like, doesn't have
• 41:16
  that, Yeah. Like I think that AI doesn't,
• 41:20
  it's never going to in a way that humans do process beauty
• 41:26
  and like appreciate things that are beautiful just for the sake
• 41:29
  of beauty and not for the sake of like productivity.
• 41:32
  Well, that's the. Problem with like society is
• 41:34
  like we don't, it's all productivity now.
• 41:36
  It's all capitalism. It's all, I mean, we were
• 41:38
  talking about this before we started recording about how like
• 41:40
  my dentist has to have a TikTok and stuff.
• 41:42
  It's all just like we're connecting in weird ways when
• 41:45
  it's like, do you ever like leave your phone or home, just
• 41:47
  talk to people and you go to like the coffee shop and stuff
• 41:49
  and you hear about like their day-to-day and then like, that's
• 41:52
  when I feel like good, you know? Yeah.
• 41:54
  But and you know, the crazy part is it doesn't even matter how we
• 41:57
  feel about AI because it's going to grow so vastly.
• 42:00
  Like it's just because it grows every single day.
• 42:03
  And I think eventually, like, yeah, I mean, I, I don't think
• 42:06
  there's, there's going to be a lot of people that don't even
• 42:08
  talk to each other. They're just going to have it's
• 42:09
  like AI to AI, right? Yeah.
• 42:12
  It's like when you're like when your boss writes you a thing in
• 42:15
  AI and then you respond with AI and it's just like, it's just AI
• 42:18
  talking to each other. Honestly, though, like I just
• 42:21
  maybe this is naive of me, but I feel like the bubbles got to
• 42:24
  burst at some point. And I do think that there's like
• 42:27
  there is a sentiment, especially among young people who are
• 42:31
  typically like, you know, the earliest tech adopters who are
• 42:35
  saying, actually, we care about the environment and maybe we
• 42:39
  should like, pause for a second and think about how to scale
• 42:46
  this effectively or. Yeah, but the.
• 42:48
  Young people and the world, you know, the old world, the world's
• 42:51
  run by these old people that don't really get it.
• 42:53
  Yeah. And I think that's why it's
• 42:55
  growing the way it is. Yeah, totally.
• 42:57
  But also like, yeah, I just think, I also think there's like
• 43:01
  movements of people doing like single use tech where it's like
• 43:05
  a lot of people now like they carry a separate camera for
• 43:08
  pictures. They carry like a book, so they
• 43:10
  read and there's not on their phone.
• 43:12
  Yeah, I have a lot of VH s s Yeah.
• 43:14
  Because I noticed that if I I'm always trying to find the
• 43:16
  perfect thing to watch, right. And I'm thinking about how it'll
• 43:19
  make me feel. I'm looking at reviews and then
• 43:21
  I don't watch anything. Of course you.
• 43:23
  Spend 2 hours on letterbox like you know, reading reviews
• 43:27
  totally. Yeah, but you just put Avhs in
• 43:29
  and I'm like, I'm, I'm gonna get up and like go look at the shelf
• 43:32
  again and all that kind of stuff.
• 43:33
  And like, we're watching this. Yeah, we're watching Pearl
• 43:35
  Harbor. Your options are Pearl Harbor
• 43:41
  and 101 Dalmatians. What are you in the mood for?
• 43:44
  I'm watching. 102 Dalmatians, you know, like something like
• 43:46
  weird. I'm like, I guess whatever,
• 43:48
  yeah. Yeah, you're like, I never
• 43:50
  returned it from Blockbuster, so.
• 43:53
  Still. Got the be kind rewind.
• 43:54
  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, table totally.
• 43:58
  Well, you know, circling back to smart house, I feel like.
• 44:02
  Yeah. But the thing about smart house
• 44:05
  is that there's almost this like, I don't know, I kind of
• 44:09
  yearn for this time when we viewed technology as hardware
• 44:17
  and not software, when we saw it as like, like you said, it's
• 44:20
  magic. It's like the carpet just sucks
• 44:23
  up the mess. And that they weren't they
• 44:27
  weren't concerned about what Pat was going to do with the content
• 44:30
  of their emails or like how she was going to sell their blood
• 44:35
  samples to what's her name with the low voice, the one who had
• 44:40
  that that scam with the there and.
• 44:45
  That. Like that Pat wasn't going to
• 44:48
  sell their information to Amazon so that Amazon would just like
• 44:52
  automatically be in cahoots with the big orange company and then
• 44:58
  like push oranges on them and be like, well, actually oranges are
• 45:01
  the only healthy food that you need.
• 45:03
  You know, that kind of stuff. They just weren't worried about
• 45:05
  that because they didn't know. They didn't know that that was
• 45:08
  going to be a problem. They didn't think, oh, my data
• 45:12
  is actually like, can be weaponized against me.
• 45:15
  They didn't even know that that was a possibility.
• 45:18
  They only thought that like the data as in like the outside
• 45:23
  world. Because that's ultimately what
• 45:24
  makes Pat lock them all in, is that she says the outside world
• 45:27
  is dangerous. And I could do everything for
• 45:30
  you here rather than trying to exploit them to with the outside
• 45:36
  world, yeah. And now we're just used to our
• 45:39
  data being I did a show recently and someone was like, what are
• 45:44
  you doing today? I was like, I'm opening for
• 45:46
  blank. Yeah.
• 45:47
  And then when I said that that persons reels just started
• 45:50
  showing out. Yeah, on my Instagram and I'm
• 45:52
  like, I know my phone is listening and there's nothing I
• 45:56
  can do about. It because I.
• 45:58
  Have to use it right even like today.
• 46:01
  What phone provider do you have I.
• 46:03
  Have Verizon? Did you have any?
• 46:04
  Issues today. No.
• 46:07
  Okay. So I wasn't able to make calls
• 46:11
  or text or anything like that earlier today.
• 46:13
  Weird because Verizon was having some issues.
• 46:16
  Oh, weird. And I felt very vulnerable.
• 46:19
  I was just like, oh, fuck. Like, how am I gonna like,
• 46:21
  because I was at a coffee shop and I had Wi-Fi, right?
• 46:23
  And that's great. I can still like iMessage or
• 46:25
  whatever. But then I was like, coming over
• 46:27
  here. I was like, I do not know how to
• 46:29
  get here. Oh yeah.
• 46:31
  You. Know totally.
• 46:32
  So I screenshotted the addresses.
• 46:34
  Wow. And so I could like figure it
• 46:36
  out if I had. Crazy.
• 46:38
  Oh my God, you went to mapquest.com and printed?
• 46:40
  It out the directions. If I had a.
• 46:42
  Printer I would have but I was just like I don't know what I'm
• 46:45
  gonna do yeah and so I kind of just like was and it turned out
• 46:48
  to be OK yeah but it is just like that's how dependent we are
• 46:51
  completely on these things like I need this thing and then I
• 46:54
  just have to be like well needing this thing A side effect
• 46:56
  of that is them just hearing me yeah listening to everything I
• 46:59
  say completely. I say.
• 47:01
  Crazy things. Yeah, and they're listening.
• 47:03
  You heard the. Ad read.
• 47:06
  You all heard it, listener. You heard it.
• 47:09
  But. Truly, there will be.
• 47:12
  I just think we're never gonna go back to a time where we hear
• 47:14
  the house is jumping the song and think, wow, that is so cute.
• 47:20
  I think it might have been created for this movie, but I
• 47:22
  will look it up. I can't.
• 47:23
  Remember, 'cause like there was a bunch of boy bands back in it,
• 47:26
  Like there's auxiliary ones, you know, like Backstreet Boys and
• 47:29
  *NSYNC are obviously the two main ones.
• 47:32
  But then they had like, you know, O Town S Club 7 or 7.
• 47:37
  Yeah. Dream St.
• 47:39
  Yeah. God, I love those.
• 47:41
  Yeah, let's see houses jump in. And they all had.
• 47:44
  Different markets. Smart house because Dream St.
• 47:47
  was for like little, like little kids, you know?
• 47:49
  Yeah. They made, that's the thing that
• 47:50
  was so beautiful about all of the boy bands and girl groups is
• 47:53
  that like everyone could kind of not only place themselves in
• 47:57
  alignment with each group, but then like among the members
• 48:00
  you'd be like, well, I'm a Joey Fatone girl.
• 48:03
  You know, if you were me, that's what you'd say.
• 48:06
  I was trying. I was.
• 48:07
  Trying to be Nick Carter, So was.
• 48:09
  So was so it was Nick Holmby shout out I was.
• 48:12
  Like I just want to be blonde and white so bad.
• 48:16
  If I was blonde and. White everything would be
• 48:18
  different and. Honestly probably would have
• 48:20
  been. But guess what?
• 48:21
  He did not end up OK, no. Nick's fine.
• 48:24
  Aaron is the one that died. Yeah, he.
• 48:25
  Died, but like Nick Carter is still like, not OK, you think?
• 48:29
  So well, yeah, look, Nick, I think you're doing great.
• 48:32
  And if you're watching this, I'm going to be in Vegas in May and
• 48:35
  I would love to see you guys. They're still together.
• 48:38
  You're trying. To go to the sphere.
• 48:40
  Is that where they perform? Yeah, that's where they have
• 48:41
  their residency I'm trying to go.
• 48:42
  Wherever they are. Wow.
• 48:44
  Because I, I love them. I.
• 48:46
  Also love the Backstreet Boys, but I do not endorse Nick Carter
• 48:49
  on this podcast. I.
• 48:50
  Endorse Nick Carter. I'll endorse everything you do.
• 48:54
  Wow, even the assault what is? That real?
• 48:58
  Yeah, no. Yeah, cut that.
• 49:00
  Out. We'll talk about this later.
• 49:04
  No, I didn't know. Is that no.
• 49:06
  OK, I'm so sorry. No, this is really upsetting.
• 49:10
  I can't. I think that the song, The house
• 49:12
  is jumping it. It actually was written for this
• 49:17
  movie, OK. That makes sense, God.
• 49:20
  I loved that song. Also, I don't endorse assault.
• 49:25
  Thank you. OK, I just.
• 49:27
  I didn't know about that at all. BK Sherrod, famous ally, I'm
• 49:31
  gonna look up for you. Just Nick Carter controversy,
• 49:35
  this is. Crazy.
• 49:36
  This is so upsetting. Yeah, 'cause.
• 49:37
  It was like, it was like a, they were like, sorry, alleged.
• 49:44
  Allegations. Yeah, Oh my God.
• 49:46
  This is the worst. News ever.
• 49:47
  Yeah. Oh, April 15th, 2025.
• 49:50
  That's a week. Before my birthday variety.
• 49:52
  Dot com Nick Carter faces fourth sexual assault.
• 49:56
  Fourth suit. Yeah, sorry.
• 49:58
  I'm. In to yell.
• 49:58
  That's OK, sorry. Nick, sorry if you.
• 50:00
  Have headphones on, yeah. I say it's OK, I'm not editing
• 50:02
  this. Yeah.
• 50:05
  Damn. Yeah, anyway, but the house is
• 50:10
  jumping. You know what?
• 50:12
  What Non? Pro AI we need new music made by
• 50:15
  non real people because. That's the thing about.
• 50:18
  That's the thing about AI celebrities, that they can be
• 50:21
  whoever we we want them to be. But if they're machine learning,
• 50:25
  if they're learning based off of human pop stars, they will
• 50:29
  eventually become criminals as well.
• 50:33
  That's crazy. Dude, yeah, God, my head is
• 50:35
  spinning right now. I'm.
• 50:36
  So sorry. Wow.
• 50:41
  Dark. Damn dark.
• 50:43
  Dark, dark. I used to.
• 50:45
  Love the Backstreet Boys? You can.
• 50:47
  Still love them, I danced. To them in my school talent
• 50:50
  trail. Oh my God, so Nick.
• 50:53
  Nick Holmby. Also famous Backstreet Boys
• 50:56
  really fan. Damn.
• 50:58
  Well, Nick, we could have seen them before.
• 50:59
  I have seen them a little too many times.
• 51:02
  You've seen. Them yes he's.
• 51:04
  On with the sphere. Yeah, well, now I can't.
• 51:07
  Yes, you can relax. That's.
• 51:10
  Crazy relax. If AJ.
• 51:12
  Four. Well, I can't be a fan of AJ.
• 51:14
  We can be fans. Of no you can.
• 51:16
  Be fans of AJ. Yeah, I'm only going to see AJ.
• 51:19
  You guys, I'm not here for all the boys.
• 51:22
  And I don't want to be like Nick Carter.
• 51:25
  Totally. We know.
• 51:26
  Look, we know now. God, I know.
• 51:29
  I'm really, really sorry. I hate that I had to be the one
• 51:33
  to tell you. I know.
• 51:34
  Especially like on camera too, you know, It's like, it's like
• 51:36
  something it's like I would have liked to process alone, you
• 51:39
  know? And now you're now you're forced
• 51:43
  to get we real. That was really a gotcha.
• 51:46
  Really. Well, I was and I was.
• 51:47
  And I was honestly planning to do that today.
• 51:50
  I was, I was thinking, how am I going to get BK on the podcast?
• 51:53
  How am I going to move the conversation to the Backstreet
• 51:56
  Boy so that I can bamboozle him? Well, I was so.
• 51:58
  Excited. I was like, I'm gonna say yeah.
• 52:00
  And also because you're like, because you said it in a way
• 52:03
  that was like, he's crazy, you know not.
• 52:06
  I said in a way that it's like, he's so kooky, yeah.
• 52:09
  Yeah, it's like he's just having a hard time.
• 52:11
  And so I was like, well, look, if you're having a hard time, I
• 52:14
  love you, buddy. Like I'm here for you.
• 52:16
  You're like. Been there and you have.
• 52:18
  I wish, but yes, and I wish you started that differently.
• 52:22
  I'm so sorry. And that is my fault.
• 52:25
  And that's so my fault. But I think that it is like a,
• 52:28
  it's like a cycle of abuse thing because their manager.
• 52:32
  Is has. A lot of alleged, You know what
• 52:34
  we don't even have? Yeah.
• 52:35
  Let's that's not why. We're here.
• 52:37
  So the house is jumping is not a house is jumping.
• 52:39
  Is not a song that existed before this I'm pretty sure.
• 52:44
  OK, look, I think that they should have just let the kids
• 52:49
  have parties and have pat electrocute bullies and could it
• 52:55
  should have just kept her as like a cool mom, you know, like
• 52:58
  I who's there? What?
• 52:59
  Do you mean I mean? Like the dad comes in, he's like
• 53:02
  Pat, you let them have a party, you need to be more strict.
• 53:06
  I wish that that it could have just been that she never had to
• 53:11
  be a mean mom, that they would have framed her as like the
• 53:15
  classic mean mom is that. What made her start being like
• 53:19
  all mean and stuff? Or was it just the dad saying
• 53:21
  that I think? So cuz then she starts getting a
• 53:24
  bunch of she starts like downloading.
• 53:25
  Her downloading. A lot of info about moms who are
• 53:29
  famously so mean you gotta. Buckle up.
• 53:32
  Yeah. OK, so that's interesting cuz
• 53:34
  yeah like the kids should be allowed to have a party.
• 53:37
  Yeah 'cause they weren't like drinking or anything.
• 53:39
  It wasn't like doing like. Choreographed dances and I.
• 53:43
  Loved. That probably my favorite part
• 53:45
  of the movie is when they're all in a line and they're going.
• 53:49
  Yeah, I think they even like went down the stairs together,
• 53:52
  like in unison. Yeah.
• 53:53
  Yeah, it was. Awesome.
• 53:55
  The boys like doing their dance together.
• 53:58
  I like. It that is like he doesn't have
• 53:59
  time to try for the basketball team, but he has time to
• 54:02
  choreograph this dance with friends.
• 54:05
  I got to take care of the family.
• 54:07
  I can't try for the basketball team, but but hey boys, you down
• 54:10
  to meet for the eighth time this week so we can rehearse our big
• 54:13
  dance in case we ever have a party and then.
• 54:15
  That's when Pat said based on the machine learning data.
• 54:19
  I gotta tell you this, gay My life, my life would have been so
• 54:23
  different if I had other boys to sing and dance with.
• 54:27
  Oh my. God totally been.
• 54:28
  Such a different life if you had.
• 54:30
  Your own Backstreet Boys? Yeah.
• 54:32
  Yeah. I could have seen you really
• 54:34
  thriving in a boy band. I didn't.
• 54:36
  Have structure though 'cause I would dance, you know?
• 54:38
  So the way I would dance in school, I was like Jimmy Junior
• 54:41
  from Bob's Burgers. I like, wouldn't choreograph.
• 54:44
  I would just kind of be like you would.
• 54:46
  Kind of go with, you know, vibes.
• 54:49
  Vibes yeah, you would not be a good like K pop dust like boy
• 54:54
  band boy because they're so everything that they do is so
• 54:57
  precise. Precise.
• 54:59
  I could. Have been like some like dance
• 55:01
  teacher that teaches like like expressiveness, you know, for
• 55:05
  like white ladies in Boulder, you know, it's like look your
• 55:08
  your body is tense. You just got a ecstatic dance.
• 55:11
  Yeah. Exactly, Yeah.
• 55:12
  Therapeutic ecstatic dance. And honestly, you know, if
• 55:16
  comedy doesn't work out, yeah, there's always ecstatic dance,
• 55:21
  yeah. Yeah, there is, there is.
• 55:23
  Thank God. What else do we need to discuss?
• 55:26
  I have in my notes here. Golf simulator.
• 55:28
  Yeah, the golf. Simulator is cool.
• 55:29
  Let's see. Yeah, it says the origins of AI,
• 55:34
  remember? When they were just like in a
• 55:36
  war with the oranges, yes, that was.
• 55:39
  Fun. Also, I think it was kind of
• 55:40
  weird that the, the the girl, his crush didn't want to hang
• 55:44
  out, but then she's like, so here you got this house, right?
• 55:48
  So that was kind of weird. The bully was weird.
• 55:51
  He has like, having him do all of his homework.
• 55:53
  So it's like, so he was doing twice the homework.
• 55:56
  He was choreographing dances, being a mom.
• 56:00
  Yeah. Making Mac and cheese casserole.
• 56:05
  When Pat. OK, when Pat has her rant about
• 56:08
  like, how much she has to do, like how much work she has to
• 56:12
  do, and like, that was so real. Yeah, I loved that totally.
• 56:16
  Yeah, that was real. And see those bully homework,
• 56:20
  the house bullies, the bully. And I said very lightly lol,
• 56:27
  because I think he's just, she kind of just pushes him away
• 56:30
  from the house, right, right. Well.
• 56:32
  She kind of electrocutes him, but it's kind of just a little
• 56:34
  bit. But he.
• 56:34
  Doesn't actually he like she pretends to That's true.
• 56:36
  She's it's like if you have like a Taser like that's.
• 56:39
  Right. That's right.
• 56:40
  You know, Yeah. Yeah cuz I I I specifically
• 56:42
  wrote very lightly lol. No children.
• 56:47
  Were actually Hawks. The system, yeah, I think that's
• 56:50
  all the notes that I had, yeah. I mean, gosh, I don't think I
• 56:53
  have Yeats are. Outside.
• 56:55
  Yeats are outside. There was something about the
• 56:58
  classic like turn it off and turn it back on again when they
• 57:01
  were trying to troubleshoot. Yeah, yeah.
• 57:04
  The monologue about her hard work was funny.
• 57:08
  I liked. Her rat.
• 57:09
  Her pet rat? Yeah, Gunston.
• 57:11
  Is that his? Name.
• 57:13
  Winston. I think yeah, yeah, I liked him.
• 57:15
  Yeah, I like. The rat, because I love rats.
• 57:17
  I love. That Pat just disappears when
• 57:18
  she realizes she's not real. Yeah, she's disappears.
• 57:21
  Yeah. Wait, can we return to how?
• 57:23
  That you like rats? You love rats.
• 57:25
  I love rats. Yeah, they're really cute.
• 57:27
  Wow. Yeah, I had a rat.
• 57:30
  Named Smith. Your parents let you have rats,
• 57:36
  no? This is my first apartment.
• 57:38
  Oh. You said I'm a man now, Yeah.
• 57:40
  And then my friend then, then it was like so much work.
• 57:44
  And then yeah, I bet. And I was like, I just wasn't
• 57:46
  responsible enough. So like my friend's mom was
• 57:48
  like, I'll, I'll take him. Oh, that was.
• 57:49
  So nice of your friends that's. Great.
• 57:51
  Wow. And then years later he died.
• 57:53
  And then years. Later, I thought that they
• 57:55
  usually lived like only two years.
• 57:56
  Yeah, that's. Years.
• 57:57
  That's years, OK. Yeah, that's more than one.
• 57:59
  Year more than. A year later.
• 58:01
  Yeah. I don't remember exactly how
• 58:02
  long, but yeah. And then we we did like a vigil.
• 58:06
  Wow, yeah. Darth Vader style.
• 58:08
  Wow. For Smith?
• 58:09
  Yeah. For Smith, Beautiful.
• 58:11
  So fun. Next in power.
• 58:12
  King, Yeah. Rest in power.
• 58:14
  Yeah. Do you think you'd get a rat
• 58:15
  again? Maybe does.
• 58:17
  Smeagol chase rodents no. Smeagol is not prey driven at
• 58:22
  all. He just likes gross stuff.
• 58:24
  No, Yeah, yeah. So he likes, like, poop trash,
• 58:26
  Yeah. Well, I mean, rats are gross.
• 58:28
  Sorry. Yeah, sorry.
• 58:29
  If you could get close enough and find out that they also have
• 58:32
  poop, yeah, I think he'd be interested in that.
• 58:34
  But he's say. Well, where's your poop, though?
• 58:36
  Yeah, he's just. Like, well, a little poop
• 58:38
  factory you got here. Like got a little poop factory,
• 58:41
  but he's not. Pregnant at all he doesn't like
• 58:42
  yeah, he can care less so they. So they could kind of cohabitate
• 58:46
  totally. Cool.
• 58:47
  But. Rats like it's just also
• 58:49
  interesting because like you know, I'm very into like
• 58:50
  rescuing animals yes very much and so like but and like rats
• 58:54
  are usually like there's not like a rat rest there probably
• 58:56
  is but I'm saying I. Do have a friend, I have a
• 58:58
  friend who kind of rescued a rat.
• 59:00
  Wow. Because they were at a pet
• 59:02
  store, because they were really into fish and frogs for a little
• 59:06
  while and they go to the pet store and they see.
• 59:10
  The banned fish, what they're really into the fish and
• 59:12
  Grateful Dead, so they're at the pet store and so they're.
• 59:14
  At the pet store cuz. They're on drugs, yeah.
• 59:17
  Totally. They're on.
• 59:17
  Drugs and they said let's go see the snakes.
• 59:19
  So they go to the pet store that's like it's like the one
• 59:22
  that specializes in like reptiles and fish.
• 59:25
  And the employee was feeding a rat to a snake and in like a
• 59:32
  very inhumane way. And my friend said, we're taking
• 59:36
  the rat, Yeah. And we're going home.
• 59:37
  They rescued the rat. Wow.
• 59:40
  And eventually. Inhumane way.
• 59:41
  What was this psychopath doing? They spared me the details,
• 59:45
  yeah. I said I don't.
• 59:47
  Want to know the details? But they did have a rat for a
• 59:50
  little while, and then they found, they found another home
• 59:52
  for her. But so, yeah, I mean, I guess
• 59:55
  there's sort of a grassroots movement of saving rats.
• 59:59
  Yeah, you could say. I'd like to be.
• 1:00:01
  Part of that, yeah, yeah. I'm sure.
• 1:00:02
  There's somebody who rescues rats.
• 1:00:04
  There's. Definitely.
• 1:00:05
  Yeah. Yeah, there's more than likely
• 1:00:08
  the type of women I date. One of them is bad one.
• 1:00:12
  Of them I'm sure, if they weren't.
• 1:00:13
  At the time, they're just gonna. Say, maybe go back through the
• 1:00:17
  Rolodex and see see who is rescuing rats.
• 1:00:20
  One of you. Guys loves rats, yeah.
• 1:00:22
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:00:24
  You know, I bet if you had one of those, you know, the show
• 1:00:28
  that you do that, that promotes rescuing dogs, I bet you would
• 1:00:32
  get a different kind of audience participation if it was for
• 1:00:38
  rats. I want.
• 1:00:39
  To do like a lizard one or something like I just, I just
• 1:00:42
  have to like find them because those are, I mean, it's already
• 1:00:45
  hard getting all these animals like like dogs and cats rescued.
• 1:00:49
  That's why I said the neuter your pets very early.
• 1:00:52
  But like, yeah, like reptiles that like that's such a niche.
• 1:00:56
  Yeah. Like you got to be like a type
• 1:00:57
  of person you. And you also have to like going
• 1:01:00
  to comedy shows, that's true. Yeah, you know what?
• 1:01:03
  The whole show is a big ask, you're right.
• 1:01:07
  And that's why. Everyone should follow insane
• 1:01:09
  ground posse on Instagram and neuter your dogs.
• 1:01:13
  Neuter your. Dogs, I'm picking up where Bob
• 1:01:14
  Barker left off. I was.
• 1:01:17
  Just gonna. Say you are the the modern Bob
• 1:01:20
  Barker, that's what. They say I'm the Bob Barker of
• 1:01:22
  comedy. When you come, sit down, I try
• 1:01:25
  to kiss you. You come to my show, I'm like
• 1:01:28
  and. I'm gonna yeah, that's but I
• 1:01:31
  but. I also kiss the men.
• 1:01:32
  It's not just the, it's. And it's.
• 1:01:34
  Not just the women, it's not. Just the women.
• 1:01:36
  I also see the men 'cause I think he would only do the women
• 1:01:42
  if I remember correctly and. And that in your right and
• 1:01:44
  usually kind of the younger ones, yeah.
• 1:01:47
  But he was passionate about neutering your dogs neutering.
• 1:01:50
  So. Yeah, and we need that now more
• 1:01:53
  than ever, yes. Neuter.
• 1:01:54
  Pets Neuter. Your pets and be careful with
• 1:01:58
  your virtual assistants at home. OK, Yeah.
• 1:02:02
  That was just the end I. Guess I mean, do you have
• 1:02:04
  anything else? I mean, I could have we have the
• 1:02:08
  full time, but I don't know. Yeah, You know, I'm trying to.
• 1:02:12
  I'm thinking how long? How long have we been here?
• 1:02:14
  We've been here, I think long enough.
• 1:02:16
  OK, it's up. To you, it's your show.
• 1:02:18
  Well, do you have anything else that you want to add that we
• 1:02:20
  didn't decide I'm trying to? Think we missed anything else
• 1:02:22
  but Smart Smart house. I did have a you know, it's
• 1:02:24
  interesting. Another thing, I have a smart
• 1:02:27
  house shirt, but I couldn't find it in time.
• 1:02:29
  You couldn't. Find it.
• 1:02:30
  Yeah, that's too bad. I got.
• 1:02:31
  It from the same person I got that blank check shirt from.
• 1:02:34
  Dang. Yeah, that was a sick shirt.
• 1:02:37
  It was. And it was a very similar shirt,
• 1:02:39
  Dang. It.
• 1:02:40
  Well, will you send me the link to that?
• 1:02:43
  It's gone all right. Because it's one of those like
• 1:02:45
  they make it and then once it's gone, it's gone.
• 1:02:48
  So when they. Do that I know.
• 1:02:50
  But also that does make you a lot cooler for having gotten it
• 1:02:53
  when you did. That's true man, hate that.
• 1:02:57
  Well, I guess you know what let's end on this.
• 1:02:59
  What was your experience like rewatching it?
• 1:03:01
  Did you have fun? I.
• 1:03:03
  Did cuz when I was a kid, I loved that movie.
• 1:03:05
  Me too. Like I was obsessed with it.
• 1:03:07
  And so watching an adult, I'm like, this is great.
• 1:03:09
  I still want the house totally. Like it's but it is interesting
• 1:03:13
  cuz when I was a kid, you know, you relate with a kid and I'm
• 1:03:16
  like a grown man. I'm like, I'm like the dad
• 1:03:18
  totally. But he like has a newspaper.
• 1:03:20
  I'm like, that'd do that shit. Yeah, like I'll take a house for
• 1:03:24
  a woman. Totally yours.
• 1:03:27
  I'd be like. I don't.
• 1:03:27
  Know what? You signed me up, son?
• 1:03:29
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:03:30
  I did like that she was actually very competent.
• 1:03:33
  She was so cool. She was she was a catch the.
• 1:03:37
  Absolute smartest person in the yeah.
• 1:03:39
  Well, cuz she's very smart. She was like pretty and she was
• 1:03:42
  very nice. Yeah.
• 1:03:43
  Like, and she has the rat. She had all these things going
• 1:03:47
  for her. Yeah, like, yeah.
• 1:03:49
  Like I couldn't think of like I'd let her be my mom of.
• 1:03:52
  Course, I'd love for her to be my mom, Sam.
• 1:03:54
  Yeah. Pat really should have done some
• 1:03:57
  machine learning based off of her.
• 1:03:59
  Yeah. I.
• 1:04:00
  Think she kind of does like this implied, like, later she's like,
• 1:04:03
  yeah, now she's this, you know? Yeah.
• 1:04:05
  That's true. Did we?
• 1:04:06
  Ever say which TV moms would moms or moms?
• 1:04:10
  I think I said, I think I said Helga Patakis.
• 1:04:12
  But that's crazy. Yeah.
• 1:04:13
  I kind of think there's like an actual like, like sweet mom from
• 1:04:18
  back then then. But like, it was always giving
• 1:04:20
  good advice. I feel like there's a lot of TV
• 1:04:22
  dads that do stuff. Yeah.
• 1:04:24
  You know, Yeah. Are you Googling top TV moms?
• 1:04:26
  I'm looking at best. TV moms.
• 1:04:27
  Yeah, best. TV.
• 1:04:28
  Yeah, give me the list. OK, let's go to Nick do.
• 1:04:33
  You have any go to TV moms? Yeah, Hey.
• 1:04:38
  Moms OK Felicia from The Cosby Show OK Joe Marie Payton from
• 1:04:49
  Family Matters. OK.
• 1:04:53
  Vicki Lawrence, The Carol Burnett Show, Lauren Graham,
• 1:04:56
  Gilmore Girls. She had some issues, though.
• 1:04:58
  Oh. Lorelei or yeah, Marge Simpsons.
• 1:05:01
  Marge, Marge Simpsons. Good.
• 1:05:04
  Aunt Viv was good, Yeah. She was a great mother figure to
• 1:05:07
  like even Will, who wasn't even her own child.
• 1:05:09
  Totally. Man.
• 1:05:12
  When she came to the school and taught black history for those
• 1:05:15
  episodes, that was fucking tight.
• 1:05:17
  Yeah. Yeah, it was tight, yeah.
• 1:05:19
  The Mom and Boy Meets World. She's very nice.
• 1:05:23
  She's cool, yeah. She was kind of a classic, like,
• 1:05:26
  I don't know, yeah. She was a good mom.
• 1:05:29
  And, like, I like their relationship.
• 1:05:30
  The mom and the dad. Yeah.
• 1:05:32
  He's like a grocery store manager.
• 1:05:34
  Yeah. Somehow afford a house still.
• 1:05:35
  Yeah. God, that's really a theme I
• 1:05:37
  know. Yeah, housing used to be easy
• 1:05:40
  back in the day. Must.
• 1:05:41
  Be headlines for a full. House didn't have a mom.
• 1:05:44
  Yeah, that famously, Yeah, famously didn't have a mom.
• 1:05:47
  Did. You watch Full House?
• 1:05:50
  Yeah. So I'm obsessed with Full House.
• 1:05:51
  And one of the craziest episodes, yeah, is that episode
• 1:05:57
  where Michelle gets amnesia from falling off the horse.
• 1:06:00
  Wow. I love it.
• 1:06:00
  And they're all in the room. And it's like, so you're my dad,
• 1:06:04
  right? And he's like, yeah.
• 1:06:06
  It's like, so then where's my mom?
• 1:06:10
  And they had to, like, retell her with amnesia at age 13.
• 1:06:14
  It's like, so your mom died. Yeah.
• 1:06:17
  When I was when you were a baby, Right.
• 1:06:20
  And she was like, and I was like, why did they do this?
• 1:06:24
  Like. Why would you, if she has
• 1:06:26
  amnesia, like, just just tell her like she's not here right
• 1:06:29
  now and then like wait for her to get her memory bag, Yeah.
• 1:06:32
  I mean, I don't know, they had. I can't remember how she handled
• 1:06:34
  it the second time, but also she had that type of amnesia where
• 1:06:38
  everything was normal except she couldn't remember like the
• 1:06:40
  people around her totally. She was like, hey everyone, who
• 1:06:43
  were you? Well, because you'd.
• 1:06:44
  Think if you had amnesia you'd be like, I've thought about this
• 1:06:48
  before because the Amnesia's always like I was.
• 1:06:50
  Just going to say it's not era people, yeah.
• 1:06:53
  It's like who are? You guys And like, not like,
• 1:06:57
  hey, there's some pain in my stomach.
• 1:07:01
  And they're like, oh, like you have to shit.
• 1:07:04
  Yeah. And she's like, what's shitting?
• 1:07:08
  And they have to like reteach her how to shit right?
• 1:07:10
  Totally. Instead they just had to retell
• 1:07:12
  her that her mom died. Yeah.
• 1:07:14
  I know, I know that it's not as fun.
• 1:07:17
  Yeah, yeah, it's not as. Fun any?
• 1:07:20
  Other lists. Moms on the list.
• 1:07:22
  Peggy Hill, King of the Hill, OH.
• 1:07:24
  She's awful, dude, Yeah. Peggy Hill's like one of the.
• 1:07:27
  Worst moms of all time. She's Dunning Kruger's syndrome,
• 1:07:30
  yeah. She's like she's.
• 1:07:32
  Not a good Yeah, I'm kind of yeah again.
• 1:07:35
  Moira Rose is on a list Like she's not like a like she's
• 1:07:38
  funny. Who's Moira Rose from Chit's
• 1:07:42
  Creek? I've.
• 1:07:42
  Never seen that. Yeah.
• 1:07:43
  Morticia Adams Little. Yeah, she's good.
• 1:07:45
  I mean, she's she's a devoted mother.
• 1:07:48
  Yeah. Very elegant.
• 1:07:49
  Are there any? Cartoon Moms.
• 1:07:52
  Linda Belcher. Love Linda Belcher?
• 1:07:55
  Yeah. She's fine, but she is like
• 1:07:57
  Peggy Hill kind of similarities, you know?
• 1:07:59
  Yeah, totally. We're like.
• 1:08:01
  What what I want her is my mom. No.
• 1:08:03
  Oh. Angelica's mom.
• 1:08:05
  Oh yeah, fucking. She was, dude, she was.
• 1:08:09
  She's a boss mom. She was fucking.
• 1:08:11
  She was running. Fortune.
• 1:08:13
  Fortune. Fortune.
• 1:08:14
  How? What is it?
• 1:08:15
  Fortune 100? Fortune. 500 But I think she was
• 1:08:17
  more like, it was more like a Fortune 10, like she was just
• 1:08:20
  Wheeling and dealing and she had.
• 1:08:21
  Like Jonathan, her little assistant and stuff.
• 1:08:24
  Loved. Her.
• 1:08:26
  A lot of the moms on that show were pretty good.
• 1:08:28
  Dee Dee was good. Yeah.
• 1:08:30
  Betty Deville is good, right? Let's see, best cartoon moms.
• 1:08:41
  You know not. Seeing a lot that really who
• 1:08:49
  are. They because I feel like a lot
• 1:08:51
  of the cartoon, this is going to sound crazy, but I feel like a
• 1:08:53
  lot of the cartoon moms like didn't have much of personality.
• 1:08:56
  They were just kind of like thick.
• 1:08:59
  And I remember being like, I'm just like, Jimmy's mom, you say?
• 1:09:03
  Right. Jimmy Neutron or Dexter's mom,
• 1:09:06
  you say? Or Timmy Turner's mom, you say.
• 1:09:10
  Let's see what. Let's.
• 1:09:12
  See what people on R slash cartoons have to say.
• 1:09:17
  Linda Belcher, Mother bear. From Little Bear, yeah.
• 1:09:22
  Yeah, she's. A good mom.
• 1:09:24
  Della Duck Q. Della Duck Q.
• 1:09:28
  OK, let's see, Mother. Bear is a weird one, yeah.
• 1:09:34
  That is kind of a weird one. The whale from from Flapjack.
• 1:09:39
  Never seen Flapjack. Never.
• 1:09:41
  Seen it? Yeah.
• 1:09:43
  Dexter's laboratory. Laboratory.
• 1:09:45
  Dexter's Laboratory. Where they?
• 1:09:51
  Teach kids at the amnesia how to shit again.
• 1:09:56
  OK, that's enough of that. Cool.
• 1:09:58
  Yeah, that didn't. Yield anything, I'm sorry.
• 1:10:02
  I thought. We'd come back to that.
• 1:10:03
  I thought there was another 30 minutes of that, yeah.
• 1:10:06
  Honestly, we could have done another 30 minutes of that, but
• 1:10:08
  I will say that I did really enjoy rewatching Smart House.
• 1:10:12
  I had a blast. I thought that they, you know,
• 1:10:16
  they set it up, they executed it, and it had an emotional
• 1:10:20
  hook. Totally.
• 1:10:22
  And it resolved. Yeah.
• 1:10:23
  And I felt, like, confident that they weren't going to run into
• 1:10:27
  this situation again. It's almost like their
• 1:10:30
  technology went too far and they dialed it back and learn from
• 1:10:36
  their mistake. Totally.
• 1:10:37
  And if only we could ever experience that again.
• 1:10:42
  Yeah, I think. The movie was longer, like Sarah
• 1:10:45
  would go missing because the the government, like, took her, you
• 1:10:47
  know, totally to use that technology.
• 1:10:50
  Yeah. Totally she would be.
• 1:10:52
  She would be missing once. That local newspaper gets to the
• 1:10:55
  government. Oh my.
• 1:10:56
  God, you know, And they're on the beat.
• 1:10:58
  Yeah. Well, BK, other than neutering
• 1:11:03
  your dogs, is there anything else you want to leave the
• 1:11:05
  listeners with? No.
• 1:11:06
  Just Instagram and I mean, well, that's.
• 1:11:11
  It that's so that's. That's.
• 1:11:12
  And Lesnar, so do. I don't hold us to anything that
• 1:11:16
  we have said. Who are we?
• 1:11:18
  I know. Sometimes I have so much fun on
• 1:11:19
  a podcast and I'm like, Oh yeah, like, people watch this.
• 1:11:22
  Not just like me and my friend, you know?
• 1:11:24
  And it's like, I mean, well, I'm a good person.
• 1:11:28
  And if. Nothing else.
• 1:11:29
  Remember that we really mean well and we are good people.
• 1:11:32
  Yeah. And with that, just go ahead and
• 1:11:35
  write only nice things in the comments.
• 1:11:37
  I would love that so much. If you have anything mean to say
• 1:11:40
  keep it to yourself or write it to me in a DM so I can delete
• 1:11:44
  it. All right, love you all.
• 1:11:45
  Bye.