Latest / Day Drinking With Dog / Fatty joins the show!!
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Viva Tequila Seltzer, the number one hard Seltzer in the world,
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- 0:08Speaker 1: Ditch them all, add.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Tequila Welcome Back Day Drinking with Dog.
- 0:12Speaker 1: I finally have landed the Donald Trump of Milford guests today.
- 0:19Speaker 3: Uh.
- 0:20Speaker 1: The reason why I say it's Donald Trump is people
- 0:22Speaker 1: are gonna either really love you on this show or
- 0:25Speaker 1: massively like flip out that you're on it. Mister Joe Dracon,
- 0:32Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Joe Fatty, what's up?
- 0:35Speaker 3: What's up? Dog?
- 0:36Speaker 1: What's going on? Buddy much?
- 0:39Speaker 4: Man?
- 0:39Speaker 1: Oh, thanks for coming on. We got last week was
- 0:42Speaker 1: a little hairy man. You drove by that accident on
- 0:44Speaker 1: the whether Root eight. People were like literally body bags
- 0:47Speaker 1: in the road. That's fucking crazy, man.
- 0:50Speaker 3: Yeah. It was sad, actually very yeah.
- 0:53Speaker 1: See and it was like it was like a it
- 0:55Speaker 1: wasn't people. People didn't die in the crash. They died
- 0:58Speaker 1: by getting hit. Yeah, by like being good Samaritans or
- 1:02Speaker 1: whatever and getting out of the car. If. I have
- 1:05Speaker 1: a fireman I work with and he was telling me
- 1:07Speaker 1: we're kind of both talking about the stories. I was
- 1:09Speaker 1: saying that, you know, my podcast guest was stuck in it,
- 1:12Speaker 1: and he said, like firemen tell people all the time
- 1:15Speaker 1: you're an accident on the highway to not get out
- 1:17Speaker 1: of the car. I mean, unless the car's on fire,
- 1:20Speaker 1: or like, just let everything play out, let the traffic subside,
- 1:24Speaker 1: let the fucking EMTs and the firemen get there before
- 1:27Speaker 1: you try to try to do anything. And it's just sad,
- 1:30Speaker 1: sad loss of life in that aspect, not.
- 1:34Speaker 2: To speak of loss of life.
- 1:36Speaker 1: But before we get the show started, a good friend
- 1:38Speaker 1: of ours, Larry Coaches, passed away this morning. I just
- 1:43Speaker 1: heard about it a few hours ago. I told the
- 1:48Speaker 1: story to carm at work, Me and Campy and Ray.
- 1:54Speaker 1: This guy Ray, we're going to a golf tournament Greenwich.
- 1:57Speaker 1: We're supposed to golf with another guy with Crustiani and
- 2:02Speaker 1: Krusciani backed out last minute, and camp He sent me
- 2:06Speaker 1: a text message, I'm not even gonna tell you who
- 2:08Speaker 1: we're golfing with tomorrow because I just want you to
- 2:10Speaker 1: like see him when you see him in person. I'm like,
- 2:13Speaker 1: I know what the fuck he was talking about. And
- 2:16Speaker 1: we get to the golf course and I just see
- 2:18Speaker 1: big Larry walking.
- 2:18Speaker 2: Around the corner. I'm like, you gotta be fucking me.
- 2:20Speaker 2: We're playing with Larry. Oh my god, today is.
- 2:23Speaker 1: Going to be crazy.
- 2:23Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a great guy.
- 2:25Speaker 1: He's a great guy.
- 2:26Speaker 3: He will definitely be missed.
- 2:27Speaker 1: Man, it's so sad. It's just just I don't know.
- 2:30Speaker 1: It's it's it's tough for the family and I don't know.
- 2:34Speaker 1: Uh so here's you know what, here's the U Larry.
- 2:36Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do the whole thing, but Larry was
- 2:38Speaker 1: a He's literally Larry legend, especially the Milford area. He
- 2:44Speaker 1: won't be missed. Yes, So if you don't know my guest,
- 2:49Speaker 1: he goes by the nickname of Fatty. Uh.
- 2:53Speaker 2: Can we ever get into why the why that nickname is?
- 2:57Speaker 1: No, because I've asked you and like I think, I mean,
- 3:00Speaker 1: I okay.
- 3:01Speaker 3: You want to know the true story?
- 3:02Speaker 1: Well, well yeah, that's why this is what we do.
- 3:05Speaker 1: Alls we talked is truths on this show.
- 3:06Speaker 5: Okay, So when I was sixteen, seventeen years old, I
- 3:11Speaker 5: used to hang out with these girls the house whatever
- 3:16Speaker 5: everybody thinks, it's because.
- 3:18Speaker 3: You know why, you would think that they would be
- 3:20Speaker 3: calling me fatty.
- 3:22Speaker 5: That could be true, it could not be true, but
- 3:24Speaker 5: you would have to find out for yourself.
- 3:26Speaker 3: Ladies.
- 3:27Speaker 5: But it was literally because I used to crash at
- 3:32Speaker 5: my friend's house and this girl that he was dating
- 3:36Speaker 5: at the time or just hanging out with her sister
- 3:39Speaker 5: was like, who's the fat kid on the couch drinking
- 3:41Speaker 5: all my beer?
- 3:42Speaker 3: So that turned it from kid on the couch to fatty.
- 3:47Speaker 1: Just one of those things that's the true story, Like
- 3:49Speaker 1: like my, I have a terrible reason why some people
- 3:52Speaker 1: call me dog. And it was just I was playing
- 3:55Speaker 1: remember Mega Touch at the bar and you get three,
- 3:58Speaker 1: like if you got a high score, you got three
- 4:00Speaker 1: initials you could put in top. Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 4:06Speaker 1: oh yeah, you play whatever. Well I used to do
- 4:10Speaker 1: j DG like j dog. That was just whatever. And
- 4:13Speaker 1: then Ralph to motto like my first year in two
- 4:16Speaker 1: thousand working in stone Bridge, was like, what's j d G.
- 4:19Speaker 1: I'm like Jay dog.
- 4:20Speaker 3: He's like ja dog dog.
- 4:21Speaker 2: And then he just started calling me doge, calling me
- 4:23Speaker 2: talk dumb story.
- 4:25Speaker 1: Dommy don't even know why I told it, but so
- 4:27Speaker 1: I thought maybe you liked fat chicks or you smoked
- 4:32Speaker 1: a lot of fatties.
- 4:34Speaker 3: Fat chick.
- 4:35Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I'm just saying like I just
- 4:36Speaker 1: didn't know, and you never told me. I'm kind of
- 4:39Speaker 1: disappointed in the story.
- 4:40Speaker 3: That's the truth.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Fat teenager drinking someone's beer, I mean, pass.
- 4:45Speaker 3: Out on our sister's couch. That's a true story.
- 4:48Speaker 1: All right, all right, I don't lie.
- 4:50Speaker 3: Maybe wait whoa wait, maybe yet, Fatty, don't lie, I know.
- 4:56Speaker 2: Don't lie.
- 4:59Speaker 1: So you had a little controversy about three four years ago.
- 5:03Speaker 3: We're bringing that up already.
- 5:04Speaker 2: Let's get right into it. We're going right to the Yeah, yeah,
- 5:08Speaker 2: all right.
- 5:10Speaker 3: Bring it.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Everyone knows the Super Bowl. Everyone's involved in Super Bowl pools.
- 5:17Speaker 1: And you ran one, correct.
- 5:21Speaker 3: Oh, yes, the bloody super Bowl? Yeah?
- 5:24Speaker 2: What what super Bowl was it?
- 5:25Speaker 1: You remember, like what.
- 5:29Speaker 5: City Chiefs and I believe maybe the Eagles, I don't know.
- 5:34Speaker 5: It was the one before the goat of all time
- 5:37Speaker 5: Tom Brady came back from the.
- 5:38Speaker 1: Greatest Yeah, so it was it was it was Casey
- 5:41Speaker 1: san fran Garoppolo, right, yes, yeah, yeah, okay.
- 5:46Speaker 2: I remember I had two girls.
- 5:48Speaker 1: I had Brooke and Alley Bauer at my house, I believe,
- 5:51Speaker 1: for that Super Bowl. And and they won the final score,
- 5:54Speaker 1: which I think was a nice like six thousand dollars
- 5:56Speaker 1: hit or something for them.
- 6:00Speaker 3: Actually, I think.
- 6:01Speaker 2: More less Oh, you ran the pool. You tell me they.
- 6:05Speaker 1: Hit like third and fourth quarter. That's right too.
- 6:10Speaker 2: I did it in mister Max Pool, I hit and
- 6:12Speaker 2: I yeah, nice.
- 6:14Speaker 3: I'm gonna get chastised.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Well, you know what, you actually you actually wanted to
- 6:19Speaker 1: come on this pod to kind of come clean and
- 6:22Speaker 1: and basically tell the world that you paid them on
- 6:25Speaker 1: I know, but you.
- 6:25Speaker 5: Know something, it's not even about that. Only two people
- 6:28Speaker 5: shouldn't know that I paid them, the two girls. I
- 6:30Speaker 5: don't care about people knowing that.
- 6:32Speaker 2: But can I fucking continue? This is my show? You
- 6:36Speaker 2: answer my questions.
- 6:40Speaker 1: With it?
- 6:40Speaker 3: All right?
- 6:40Speaker 1: So they win, and for whatever circumstances, you don't have
- 6:47Speaker 1: all of the money to pay them.
- 6:48Speaker 2: Correct?
- 6:48Speaker 3: Correct?
- 6:49Speaker 1: Okay, So then it became aye, a war of words,
- 6:56Speaker 1: a war of the Milford of Milford. It was a
- 7:00Speaker 1: big story in Milford that you couldn't pay them, or
- 7:06Speaker 1: refuse to pay whatever you want to call you. You
- 7:08Speaker 1: paid them a little bit, but you couldn't pay in full.
- 7:11Speaker 3: Correct.
- 7:12Speaker 2: I don't know if this was for other losses.
- 7:16Speaker 1: Maybe that you took on that game pretty much, that
- 7:20Speaker 1: you paid other people than paying the people.
- 7:22Speaker 3: Peter to pay Paul because I used to.
- 7:26Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's called booking. It's fine. I'm not going
- 7:28Speaker 2: to get arrested on this show. I used to book
- 7:30Speaker 2: in college.
- 7:32Speaker 5: Uh, And I didn't know that. I should have just
- 7:35Speaker 5: paid them and took my hit with the other guy.
- 7:38Speaker 2: But it probably would have been much smoother.
- 7:40Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't know it was gonna turn into that.
- 7:43Speaker 3: I didn't know.
- 7:43Speaker 5: Two girls, Alley, they had power, like they have power
- 7:49Speaker 5: in this town.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Right when you mess with Brooklyn Alley, I try to
- 7:51Speaker 1: get them on the phone. The phone, try to get
- 7:53Speaker 1: brook on the phone.
- 7:54Speaker 2: We're gonna, we're gonna let she may not answer. I didn't.
- 7:57Speaker 2: I didn't not pre tell her.
- 7:59Speaker 1: I did not show up.
- 8:01Speaker 3: That door in two seconds and be like.
- 8:05Speaker 1: One thing I don't do in this show is set
- 8:06Speaker 1: people up for failure. I'm used to you're used to it.
- 8:12Speaker 3: Like my last two relationships.
- 8:14Speaker 2: Hey, I thought we were bringing those up.
- 8:17Speaker 3: Let's just make a comparison.
- 8:18Speaker 1: Okay, let me see this is gonna work.
- 8:27Speaker 3: I like your cute little bloom.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Yeah, hey Brooke, Hey, you're live on day drinking with dog.
- 8:35Speaker 1: I got Fatty here with me.
- 8:37Speaker 3: Oh, I know.
- 8:40Speaker 1: That was That's why I wanted to do. I didn't
- 8:42Speaker 1: want to give you the heads up right now on Twitch.
- 8:46Speaker 2: But yeah I haven't. I haven't like dropped the episode yet.
- 8:51Speaker 3: Don't you love us? Good surprise?
- 8:57Speaker 4: Wad do you need a script to fucking basically talk
- 9:06Speaker 4: about what Fatty did to you for four years?
- 9:09Speaker 1: I mean, but I mean, don't talk over her. Let
- 9:16Speaker 1: her talk. Sorry, typical Fatty. Got a couple of drinks.
- 9:19Speaker 3: It's all about me, always relax.
- 9:25Speaker 1: So we're here, and I was kind of describing, you know,
- 9:27Speaker 1: the super Bowl and what happened, and he actually admitted
- 9:31Speaker 1: that he probably should have paid you and not the
- 9:34Speaker 1: other guy. And I said, you're absolutely right, because it
- 9:36Speaker 1: would have been much smoother ride if you paid the
- 9:40Speaker 1: paid the girls first and not the other guy.
- 9:42Speaker 6: Correct.
- 9:44Speaker 3: I think the.
- 9:46Speaker 6: Response at that time is I was not as scary
- 9:49Speaker 6: as that other guy.
- 9:50Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, he probably said that.
- 9:52Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'd like to meet him, to be honest.
- 9:55Speaker 1: The power of the it's probably like some five foot
- 9:57Speaker 1: two dude that fucking I don't know.
- 10:00Speaker 2: I don't know who the other guy wasn't I don't know.
- 10:03Speaker 1: There might not be definitely no, it could be that
- 10:06Speaker 1: other guy could be a trip for Florida. Fucking can't
- 10:11Speaker 1: go in or something that exactly.
- 10:13Speaker 5: Jeremy knows him, but I'm not going to birthday.
- 10:16Speaker 3: Yeah, I know Jeremy knows him, but I'm not.
- 10:20Speaker 1: Well.
- 10:21Speaker 2: We say that off air.
- 10:23Speaker 1: So I wanted to bring you on briefly and I
- 10:25Speaker 1: want you to confirm that one he paid you off
- 10:29Speaker 1: and two the only reason why he paid you off
- 10:31Speaker 1: is because he hit a pool this year. Uh yeah,
- 10:35Speaker 1: straight fast.
- 10:39Speaker 3: Today, Brooke.
- 10:41Speaker 6: Listen, fatty, this, this road of recovery is a long one.
- 10:44Speaker 6: We've talked about that I know, yes, no, And I
- 10:48Speaker 6: always told him that I would most certainly always give
- 10:51Speaker 6: him the credit where it was due. He did pay
- 10:54Speaker 6: the full amount. It took a long time.
- 10:58Speaker 1: No interest, no and no interest. But he did give me.
- 11:07Speaker 6: Added little bonus for me and my sister to go
- 11:10Speaker 6: out to dinner. So that was that was nice of him.
- 11:13Speaker 6: But no, there was no interest and that's bad on
- 11:15Speaker 6: my part.
- 11:16Speaker 2: Was this the night at Citrus? Aren't we there for?
- 11:19Speaker 1: Like? Uh, oh don't well, no, no, that's not what
- 11:22Speaker 1: I her.
- 11:23Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no, it was no, it was
- 11:25Speaker 6: after that.
- 11:26Speaker 2: Okay, I'm curious asking.
- 11:28Speaker 6: No, no, and on his own listen, he like I said,
- 11:31Speaker 6: he did.
- 11:32Speaker 2: This is like a love fest right now.
- 11:33Speaker 1: This is crazy.
- 11:35Speaker 3: Don't please don't. I don't know we're going to go
- 11:38Speaker 3: that far.
- 11:39Speaker 1: But I'm just kidding.
- 11:40Speaker 3: I'm kidding.
- 11:41Speaker 6: No, he you know he went on his own will
- 11:45Speaker 6: after many years. It was payd in full.
- 11:49Speaker 3: I'm sorry it took so long.
- 11:50Speaker 2: Look at this, I feel like I'm like fucking not where.
- 11:54Speaker 5: I need apologize to the other half to about should
- 11:57Speaker 5: we surprise her too?
- 12:00Speaker 6: No, she works with figures and if you call.
- 12:02Speaker 2: Her, she'll she might stab the client in front of her.
- 12:06Speaker 6: Yeah, we can't have that, but I will most certainly
- 12:09Speaker 6: I will relay the message and I'm sure she'll see this.
- 12:12Speaker 1: Yeah, she'll listen. So do you have any special message
- 12:15Speaker 1: for Ali Bauer?
- 12:18Speaker 3: Just? I'm sorry, I think so long?
- 12:24Speaker 2: When do you watch this Brook?
- 12:25Speaker 1: He's got all these like that feels like nervous if
- 12:31Speaker 1: we could like it's one of those things like if
- 12:33Speaker 1: if anyone ever has like a beef with somebody and
- 12:35Speaker 1: it goes on for a while, a lot of people
- 12:38Speaker 1: like forget a lot of the little intricacies that went
- 12:41Speaker 1: on in that beef. You know what I mean, because
- 12:45Speaker 1: I I remember you and your sister, I remember him
- 12:48Speaker 1: trying to defend himself.
- 12:49Speaker 2: I remember you kept Kenny joke.
- 12:51Speaker 5: Come on, I didn't want to bring this up, but
- 12:55Speaker 5: one of my exes got involved and made it even worse.
- 12:58Speaker 1: So this is typical fat, he goes, I didn't want
- 13:04Speaker 1: to bring it up it anyway.
- 13:11Speaker 3: By the way, just so you know, this was not
- 13:14Speaker 3: my idea.
- 13:15Speaker 2: What's that?
- 13:16Speaker 3: What wasn't your idea to ambush you on the double phone?
- 13:20Speaker 2: Is saying an ambush please?
- 13:22Speaker 1: Brook is gonna immediately when we hang out. Brooks did
- 13:25Speaker 1: a text me though, really, dog, really, I know what.
- 13:28Speaker 3: I really want you to walk through that door and
- 13:30Speaker 3: come have a shot with us.
- 13:31Speaker 1: He actually, he actually said that you're not far from here,
- 13:34Speaker 1: Brook if you want to come over.
- 13:35Speaker 3: A drink with us. True.
- 13:37Speaker 6: True, But like by the chands, my boss potentially maybe
- 13:40Speaker 6: listening to this, I do have another hour of work.
- 13:43Speaker 1: Okay, well, I don't really drop this show until you don't.
- 13:47Speaker 3: Have to be live when you come have a shot.
- 13:50Speaker 6: Oh jesus, all right, well let me let me.
- 13:53Speaker 2: Go back to work, brook.
- 13:54Speaker 1: But I just wanted you to confirm that he did
- 13:57Speaker 1: pay so all the other listeners realized that for once,
- 14:00Speaker 1: he's telling the truth. You know, can you. Yeah, can
- 14:03Speaker 1: I have the shirt?
- 14:04Speaker 3: Can I get that shirt?
- 14:05Speaker 6: What shirt?
- 14:06Speaker 3: No?
- 14:07Speaker 1: Yeah, that's you know what? Can you send me that picture?
- 14:11Speaker 2: Oh sure, yeah please? And then I'll post that my.
- 14:14Speaker 6: Favorite it's my favorite memory that pops up.
- 14:17Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll post that that Kenny Benson made it.
- 14:21Speaker 6: Kenny didn't make ship first.
- 14:23Speaker 3: Of all, told that. Someone told me he made it.
- 14:27Speaker 6: A lot of people probably wanted to take credit for it.
- 14:30Speaker 3: Who made it?
- 14:31Speaker 1: I did?
- 14:32Speaker 3: Of course she did.
- 14:33Speaker 2: She did well.
- 14:34Speaker 1: I mean she didn't.
- 14:35Speaker 2: You didn't like physic.
- 14:36Speaker 3: The picture of me? Like what was I don't know,
- 14:39Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 14:40Speaker 2: I hold on time. Don't get mad at me.
- 14:41Speaker 3: I wasn't content. I believe what Kenny made it.
- 14:46Speaker 2: You had like a printer, you like, like a cricket
- 14:48Speaker 2: or something.
- 14:49Speaker 6: You made it with No I legit went to the
- 14:51Speaker 6: Joeyanne fabrics and got like an iron on thing.
- 14:56Speaker 3: Made.
- 14:57Speaker 1: That's fucking that's that is pure hatred for somebody.
- 15:01Speaker 2: I love it. I love it.
- 15:02Speaker 3: We got right like he couldn't wait more than two minutes.
- 15:06Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like the top of the show right now, Brook,
- 15:08Speaker 1: we still got like a forty five minutes of ship.
- 15:12Speaker 3: Friend.
- 15:13Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, can I ask you one thing unrelated to this,
- 15:18Speaker 1: the big beautiful bill.
- 15:19Speaker 2: What do you think baby?
- 15:21Speaker 6: Oh, let's fucking go, dude, this show fucking go to
- 15:25Speaker 6: all my friends happy. No no tips, no tips on tips.
- 15:30Speaker 1: So I am. I've been in contact with my uh
- 15:33Speaker 1: CPA all day. Uh, he's digging up some info. Next show,
- 15:37Speaker 1: I will have for all my tipped employees that listen
- 15:41Speaker 1: a good breakdown on really what's going to happen right now.
- 15:44Speaker 2: Uh.
- 15:45Speaker 1: Some of the wording was a little weird. It said
- 15:47Speaker 1: cash tips only, but credit card tips are considered cash tips.
- 15:52Speaker 1: So it's a twenty five thousand dollars tax credit. I'm
- 15:55Speaker 1: not so, he said on the phone today. A tax
- 15:58Speaker 1: credit is the dollar for dollar wow, which is huge. However,
- 16:05Speaker 1: he's coming he's coming back to me. He actually emailed
- 16:08Speaker 1: me some stuff that I haven't read through it yet,
- 16:10Speaker 1: but he's coming back to me and with with basic
- 16:12Speaker 1: information on what that actually means. Are we being pretext
- 16:17Speaker 1: we're still getting text on it and then we get
- 16:19Speaker 1: the break and we get a big refund back or
- 16:22Speaker 1: he's trying to get all that information.
- 16:24Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a much.
- 16:24Speaker 1: Clearer perspective of it on next week's show. And he
- 16:28Speaker 1: also said the one thing that really you know it's
- 16:30Speaker 1: going to pass the Senate, But the one thing is
- 16:33Speaker 1: he has no.
- 16:34Speaker 2: Idea what the date is when this goes into effect.
- 16:36Speaker 1: That is one thing that really wasn't in the bill yet.
- 16:38Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
- 16:39Speaker 6: I was watching I did have Fox News on today,
- 16:45Speaker 6: and I always have it on the background.
- 16:47Speaker 2: When of course you should. I mean, so that's what
- 16:48Speaker 2: every homeworker does, yes.
- 16:50Speaker 6: Right, and my girl Caroline Levitt did so, you know,
- 16:55Speaker 6: there was that tragedy yesterday in Washington, so they were
- 16:57Speaker 6: a little somber today.
- 17:00Speaker 1: But he did he did say that.
- 17:03Speaker 6: Something about twenty twenty six. So I don't know if
- 17:05Speaker 6: it would be your twenty twenty five tax return.
- 17:08Speaker 2: It would probably it would probably start Jane one, I
- 17:10Speaker 2: would guess.
- 17:11Speaker 1: I would assume it'd be too complicated if it didn't,
- 17:13Speaker 1: you know.
- 17:14Speaker 6: Right, But I mean regardless, if you have that look
- 17:17Speaker 6: in you know, in the future, that's it's huge.
- 17:20Speaker 1: Okay, I agree, I agree, All right, Joe's getting a
- 17:23Speaker 1: little jealous that we're you and I are talking about undertone,
- 17:28Speaker 1: but can you fill them in?
- 17:29Speaker 6: Let him know what happened in Washington yesterday?
- 17:31Speaker 1: Do you know what happened in Washington yesterday a Propoustinian
- 17:34Speaker 1: Just no, no, no, I'm looking at Joe as I'm
- 17:35Speaker 1: saying it. Some proposing fucking murder to fucking Jewish people
- 17:40Speaker 1: at a party or I don't know, I did see that.
- 17:41Speaker 2: It's sickening. It's sickening.
- 17:43Speaker 1: And you know what, you know who I blame?
- 17:46Speaker 3: Really? Really?
- 17:48Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 17:49Speaker 2: Do you know who I blame? The media?
- 17:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 17:53Speaker 1: The media creates this, They create this divide and now
- 17:56Speaker 1: people becoming so radicalized that murder is their.
- 17:59Speaker 2: Next option, just like the school, Like, what does that accomplish?
- 18:02Speaker 6: Nothing?
- 18:02Speaker 1: Nothing, nothing, nothing, And what do these people have anything
- 18:05Speaker 1: to do with it? Besides being from Israel?
- 18:08Speaker 6: They will they so they worked for the watch McCall
- 18:11Speaker 6: it the uh the why am I being like the
- 18:14Speaker 6: diplomats or whatever?
- 18:16Speaker 2: Yeah, but seriously, on boots on the ground, what do
- 18:18Speaker 2: they have to do with any of this?
- 18:19Speaker 1: No? No, you're right right, nothing nothing nothing, all right? Brook,
- 18:23Speaker 1: Sorry to bombard you like that, but I figured we'll
- 18:25Speaker 1: give it. I don't know we were gonna answer. To
- 18:27Speaker 1: be honest with you, when was the last time you
- 18:28Speaker 1: and I talked on the telephone? Answered? Never? Never?
- 18:34Speaker 6: Well, you guys enjoy the rest of the show. And
- 18:37Speaker 6: that was a that there was that was like a
- 18:39Speaker 6: pure reaction. There was there was no sticking there, no, I.
- 18:42Speaker 3: Know, when are you walking in the door.
- 18:44Speaker 1: Let's go, she's got to work for another hour.
- 18:46Speaker 3: Fast, okay, just four fifteen, we'll see you have five fifteen.
- 18:50Speaker 2: All right, we'll see. Uh, I'll tell you when we're done.
- 18:53Speaker 1: Oh no, actually, I accidentally no, accidentally unplugged there. I
- 18:59Speaker 1: was trying to my phone because it was all right, anyway,
- 19:01Speaker 1: thanks Brooke Bauer, love you.
- 19:03Speaker 2: We'll have you on soon. We'll talk to Trump.
- 19:06Speaker 3: All right.
- 19:07Speaker 1: So I got that out of the way, you know,
- 19:08Speaker 1: I want to get that right out of the way,
- 19:10Speaker 1: you know. So I was reading last so I had
- 19:14Speaker 1: this whole like kind of shtick I was going to
- 19:16Speaker 1: do with you last week, but obviously you stuck and
- 19:18Speaker 1: you couldn't get here. There's like this, they did this
- 19:22Speaker 1: poll of gen zers. I guess which is whatever age
- 19:26Speaker 1: group twenty five?
- 19:27Speaker 2: Oh, we're we're not.
- 19:29Speaker 1: We're a different generation. But have you seen this shit
- 19:34Speaker 1: about AI dating? You ever see the movie Her? It's
- 19:38Speaker 1: like fifteen years ago. It was Yaquin Phoenix and whatever. Anyway,
- 19:43Speaker 1: it was like an iPhone yea, and like there was
- 19:45Speaker 1: like an AI bought. On the other end, he like
- 19:47Speaker 1: got in a relationship whe her. They fucking check this out.
- 19:51Speaker 1: They fucking interviewed, like, I don't know, two thousand gen zers,
- 19:55Speaker 1: seventy five percent of them said they would consider actually
- 19:58Speaker 1: having a relationship with I bought, like like a phone
- 20:01Speaker 1: relationship or whatever, except seventy five. And I thought of you,
- 20:09Speaker 1: and I was like, you know what, maybe this is
- 20:11Speaker 1: the route you should go.
- 20:13Speaker 2: See what I'm saying.
- 20:15Speaker 3: I see what you're going.
- 20:16Speaker 1: Like, it's safe sex. You can't get anyone pregnant, not
- 20:21Speaker 1: that you fucking have kids, but.
- 20:22Speaker 3: You know what I mean, what are you trying to
- 20:24Speaker 3: say I have kids?
- 20:25Speaker 2: Well no, no, I'm saying you don't have kids.
- 20:27Speaker 3: No God, or or you thank God. Maybe I have
- 20:32Speaker 3: a couple of running around.
- 20:34Speaker 2: All right again, I could bash you all show, but.
- 20:37Speaker 1: You know what, no, no, no, no, no no no, no, nope, nope, nope,
- 20:41Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. One thing everyone knows
- 20:45Speaker 1: about you is you love to be bashed because you
- 20:48Speaker 1: you are a self self. I wouldn't say loathing, but
- 20:52Speaker 1: you love you love, you love anything, Fatty.
- 20:56Speaker 3: This is true.
- 20:56Speaker 1: This is right.
- 20:58Speaker 3: It's not about me.
- 20:59Speaker 2: I don't know that.
- 21:00Speaker 1: I do know this. So I got to give you
- 21:03Speaker 1: some credit though. You got me those tickets to the
- 21:05Speaker 1: Patriots games two seasons. So no, no, you actually drove out.
- 21:10Speaker 1: I met you on the highway. You got me the
- 21:12Speaker 1: two tickets. Me and my buddy Zach went up. Uh.
- 21:15Speaker 2: First of all, can I stop you right there?
- 21:18Speaker 3: I should have been with you.
- 21:19Speaker 1: No, I know that's not my fault.
- 21:21Speaker 3: I know somebody ruined that, right.
- 21:24Speaker 1: Why do I have a feeling at some point during
- 21:26Speaker 1: this show you're gonna say you can't mention someone's name.
- 21:28Speaker 1: You're gonna I can't. I can't do that, Okay, uh
- 21:33Speaker 1: allegedly legally. So you have the Draftking Suite. What an
- 21:39Speaker 1: awesome fucking dude. First of all, this is what's crazy.
- 21:44Speaker 1: So we go to the Draftkank suite and there's two
- 21:47Speaker 1: like representatives there and like there were cool dudes whatever,
- 21:52Speaker 1: and we're talking about betting, and I'm like, who you
- 21:54Speaker 1: guys betting? And they're like and they tell me like
- 21:58Speaker 1: like during the day, like what they're rundown was, and
- 22:01Speaker 1: they're like, oh, are you on DraftKings? I said, I
- 22:04Speaker 1: had to lie. I'm like, well, of course I am.
- 22:07Speaker 1: I go, who are you putting on DraftKings today? Oh?
- 22:09Speaker 1: We can't bet DraftKings. They have to bet FanDuel because
- 22:13Speaker 1: employees can't bet through DraftKings.
- 22:15Speaker 3: But they allow them to do FanDuel.
- 22:18Speaker 2: Yeah, how are they going to bet?
- 22:20Speaker 1: It's crazy.
- 22:21Speaker 5: That's just like Mogan and Foxwood's like if you go
- 22:24Speaker 5: to Foxwood, you have to go to Moigan if you're
- 22:25Speaker 5: an employee.
- 22:26Speaker 2: Right right, Yeah, I guess it's the same thing, right.
- 22:29Speaker 3: Didn't you tell him that I thought you told me.
- 22:31Speaker 1: You told him that I totally lied.
- 22:32Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I told him whatever you told me to
- 22:36Speaker 2: tell them. I don't remember what it was you were
- 22:38Speaker 2: me or something.
- 22:40Speaker 1: No, I think you told him that you you couldn't
- 22:44Speaker 1: come in one of one of I don't know you
- 22:47Speaker 1: said something because you told me the casino host name
- 22:49Speaker 1: or whatever you call it, the host name. I met
- 22:52Speaker 1: him right away when I walked in, and then I, yeah,
- 22:56Speaker 1: whatever made up whatever lie you told me to lie
- 22:58Speaker 1: to him about. But I forgot But great, sweet and
- 23:01Speaker 1: the bartender was fantastic.
- 23:03Speaker 2: We were ripping shots together.
- 23:04Speaker 1: Jack Daniels. So so I don't think I've told this story.
- 23:08Speaker 1: So we left it like halftime because we were.
- 23:11Speaker 3: Oh, you're really going to bash me, Archer today.
- 23:13Speaker 1: So we drive the fox Foxwoods, right, yeah, Foxood because
- 23:16Speaker 1: you weren't allowed of Mohican at the time.
- 23:17Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh that's a whole nother.
- 23:20Speaker 1: We drive the fox Woods and now Fatty's got a
- 23:22Speaker 1: room for us, right, you got a room for us,
- 23:24Speaker 1: but you gotta check us in, that's the problem, right.
- 23:27Speaker 2: So we get to Foxwoods.
- 23:30Speaker 1: We were ripping fireball Me and Zach were ripping fireball
- 23:33Speaker 1: nips in the ride home, just totally like, do not
- 23:34Speaker 1: ever do this people. This is like one of those
- 23:36Speaker 1: things I'm not I'm not proud of it. I'm ashamed
- 23:39Speaker 1: of it. The only reason I'm telling them is because
- 23:40Speaker 1: I know Fatty's ashamed of a lot of shit too,
- 23:43Speaker 1: So I'm gonna put out some ashamed stuff of myself.
- 23:46Speaker 2: Right, Is that fair?
- 23:48Speaker 3: Right?
- 23:49Speaker 2: So, no, I drove.
- 23:50Speaker 1: Under the influence. I'm not gonna lie.
- 23:52Speaker 2: It's just one of those things. I couldn't avoid it.
- 23:54Speaker 2: So we get there.
- 23:56Speaker 1: And we check in, and I'm not going to get
- 23:59Speaker 1: into the story of how we check but I wanted
- 24:00Speaker 1: to tell you this part. Zach Bill Burr was playing
- 24:04Speaker 1: there that night, So I said to Zacht, so Zach
- 24:08Speaker 1: got tickets.
- 24:09Speaker 2: So after all the.
- 24:10Speaker 1: Rigamarole, you're checking us in and we're walking down to
- 24:13Speaker 1: the other side of the room. I look, I literally
- 24:15Speaker 1: turned to Zach. I look at my phone. I don't
- 24:18Speaker 1: know what time. It was eight o'clock, not even seven o'clock. Maybe,
- 24:22Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I go, I'm done. I walked back
- 24:24Speaker 1: to the room. Never went to Bill Burr. Zach what
- 24:27Speaker 1: we got? Yeah, we spent like one hundred bucks whatever each.
- 24:31Speaker 1: So Zach ended up getting so fucking plastered. He didn't
- 24:35Speaker 1: know where he was. He couldn't get back to the
- 24:37Speaker 1: he couldn't get up to the room because he didn't
- 24:39Speaker 1: have a key.
- 24:40Speaker 2: He didn't know your name. And then so he couldn't
- 24:42Speaker 2: go up to the front and either.
- 24:46Speaker 1: No, they were asking whose room is it, and he
- 24:49Speaker 1: fucking didn't know your name. Now I'm passed out. My
- 24:52Speaker 1: phone's on zero, it's fucking tapped. I didn't right, no,
- 24:55Speaker 1: So I'm telling you, like, this is one of those
- 24:57Speaker 1: funny stories. So I wake up at like fucking four
- 25:00Speaker 1: or five in the morning, I plucked my phone and
- 25:02Speaker 1: it's just boom boom, boom, it's all miss test measures
- 25:06Speaker 1: from from Zach, and I'm like, I'm like, where the
- 25:09Speaker 1: fuck are you? He called his brother's brother drove from
- 25:12Speaker 1: Milford and picked him up and drove them home at
- 25:15Speaker 1: fucking two in the morning.
- 25:16Speaker 5: Because you wouldn't answer the phone because you were passed
- 25:18Speaker 5: out from five shots.
- 25:20Speaker 2: However, I dove into the lie.
- 25:23Speaker 1: I always know when people are lying to me, just
- 25:24Speaker 1: like when you lie to me all the time.
- 25:26Speaker 3: I don't lie.
- 25:29Speaker 1: So he told me he was banging on the door.
- 25:32Speaker 1: But then he told me he couldn't get on the elevator.
- 25:34Speaker 1: I said, which one was it? If you couldn't get
- 25:37Speaker 1: on the elevator, how the fuck you banging on my
- 25:39Speaker 1: door to wake me up from?
- 25:40Speaker 2: Okay, so we're on like the thirteenth floor.
- 25:43Speaker 3: You can't get up the elevator wiping out?
- 25:45Speaker 2: I know exactly. So I already caught him.
- 25:48Speaker 3: In if he had a car, you could get up
- 25:50Speaker 3: to the thing and bang under door.
- 25:52Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
- 25:54Speaker 1: Lies. So, hey, you cannot snow the snow man, I'll
- 25:59Speaker 1: fish you on that. Well, We've been through this shit
- 26:01Speaker 1: fucking our whole life. So I'm like, Zach, wait a second,
- 26:04Speaker 1: hold on, hold the phone Wait, you couldn't get on
- 26:07Speaker 1: the elevator.
- 26:07Speaker 2: You didn't have a key.
- 26:08Speaker 1: So he's he's trying to tell me that he was
- 26:10Speaker 1: he was at the front desk and no one would
- 26:13Speaker 1: wait on him. So his store is getting all discombobulated.
- 26:20Speaker 1: So I'm like, well, if you were at the front
- 26:21Speaker 1: desk and no one was there, you had to be
- 26:22Speaker 1: at the front desk by the elevators to the other casino,
- 26:27Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, like to the Fox Tower,
- 26:30Speaker 1: Fox Tower, something like that.
- 26:31Speaker 2: You're at the wrong fucking.
- 26:32Speaker 3: You guys wear a cramp peak WoT right, So.
- 26:35Speaker 1: He had to be at the other one or something
- 26:36Speaker 1: like that, right, I don't know either way, I go,
- 26:40Speaker 1: you didn't get a key, So how did you get
- 26:41Speaker 1: on the elevator? If you can't get in the elevator,
- 26:45Speaker 1: you can't get in to the room at first of
- 26:46Speaker 1: how the fuck do you run with a room number?
- 26:48Speaker 3: Yeah, so maybe somebody let him up on I.
- 26:51Speaker 1: Mean that's possible, but in his condition, I don't think anyone's.
- 26:54Speaker 3: Gonna help him. Banged up.
- 26:57Speaker 1: Well, yeah, so were you to check in?
- 27:01Speaker 2: Guess? Guess why?
- 27:02Speaker 3: Guess? Why don't even go there? No, don't even go there?
- 27:05Speaker 3: Don't go there.
- 27:07Speaker 1: Has nothing to do with a girl. The reason why
- 27:10Speaker 1: why it took so long to check in? Why because
- 27:15Speaker 1: you have the casino money.
- 27:18Speaker 3: Oh, he's really He's gonna bash men.
- 27:21Speaker 1: I'm drinking.
- 27:23Speaker 2: I'm drinking the pink Lemonade vodka.
- 27:27Speaker 3: Do you like that? I think I might be drinking
- 27:29Speaker 3: brown stuff soon?
- 27:31Speaker 1: Do you like how I called it?
- 27:32Speaker 3: Though I'm allergic to brown booze?
- 27:35Speaker 2: I break out when a No, We're not doing the
- 27:36Speaker 2: brown booze with you tonight.
- 27:38Speaker 3: I'm probably gonna get in trouble for drinking.
- 27:40Speaker 1: You know, I should have done like a live calling
- 27:42Speaker 1: show for this. For you people's call and be like,
- 27:44Speaker 1: oh why why do I have a problem with fatty.
- 27:48Speaker 3: Rating scold?
- 27:50Speaker 2: So let's do a little quiz.
- 27:52Speaker 3: Maybe we should call camp.
- 27:54Speaker 2: Can we do it like a downtown bar quiz?
- 27:57Speaker 1: Oh?
- 27:57Speaker 5: I know where you're going with this bar fat he's
- 28:01Speaker 5: been banned from Let's go.
- 28:03Speaker 3: I already know where he's going with this.
- 28:05Speaker 1: You muck all right? Let's allowed in Citrus.
- 28:13Speaker 3: False been banned three times, Love Kennedy.
- 28:16Speaker 2: To death where we currently band band?
- 28:19Speaker 5: Okay, because I was a complete asshole from My Boys
- 28:23Speaker 5: show and Shanley loved him to death. I was a
- 28:25Speaker 5: complete asshole to Brooke Bauer and his bartenders.
- 28:29Speaker 3: So I don't and I get. I get why he's
- 28:32Speaker 3: upset women.
- 28:33Speaker 5: And I haven't even apologized to him because I haven't
- 28:36Speaker 5: really seen him.
- 28:38Speaker 2: Yeah, colony, grill band.
- 28:41Speaker 1: Or allowed, allowed, never banned. Okay stone Bridge, Oh, now
- 28:48Speaker 1: this is a tricky one.
- 28:50Speaker 3: Now you have.
- 28:53Speaker 1: Jo So we have a rule for fatty.
- 28:55Speaker 3: Well, No, well I used to have a rule.
- 28:57Speaker 1: No, I still enforce it. When you're there, I don't
- 29:00Speaker 1: come in this Saturday. I'll tell you to leave it.
- 29:02Speaker 1: So so joking your fans jokingly, we were like joey yo, Joe,
- 29:07Speaker 1: you were dating somebody a while back, and we're like, listen,
- 29:12Speaker 1: after eight o'clock it seems to be when fucking everything
- 29:14Speaker 1: gets a little ramped up. So Joe, you can drink
- 29:17Speaker 1: here all day long, but at eight o'clock you gotta go,
- 29:20Speaker 1: Joe yo cho.
- 29:20Speaker 5: Like I used to show up at eight o'clock and
- 29:23Speaker 5: everybody's like, not.
- 29:24Speaker 1: Happening, that happening. Uh.
- 29:27Speaker 2: Archie Moris never banned, never banned. My bar, never banned never.
- 29:33Speaker 3: I don't really I have no problem with my bar.
- 29:35Speaker 3: I was just only going there.
- 29:36Speaker 2: ELS's closed doesn't count.
- 29:38Speaker 3: Uh, blind Rhino's coming back.
- 29:42Speaker 2: I'm excited about that from there too, I'm excited about that.
- 29:45Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, it's gonna help you.
- 29:47Speaker 2: Well what am I missing?
- 29:49Speaker 3: That's gonna piss off Frenchie?
- 29:51Speaker 1: Fuck them, Fuck Frenchie. Maybe maybe that'll put another direct Yeah,
- 29:56Speaker 1: maybe they'll direct his ire at somebody else.
- 29:57Speaker 3: And we do work.
- 29:59Speaker 1: I don't even care, you do I do? Ah fucking
- 30:02Speaker 1: pissing those pipes?
- 30:03Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 30:04Speaker 2: The uh what SBC?
- 30:09Speaker 3: How about? Oh? Bar is not in?
- 30:13Speaker 1: Oh you're from Bar?
- 30:13Speaker 3: No? No, not at all. I just won't go there
- 30:16Speaker 3: out of respect for somebody.
- 30:17Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I got you, I got you.
- 30:20Speaker 5: But I got banned from there because of the Joey Ocho
- 30:23Speaker 5: because same thing.
- 30:25Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, because Campy has influence on people.
- 30:29Speaker 2: Don't bring Campy into it. You do this to yourself.
- 30:32Speaker 5: I'm a liability apparently, Well I will.
- 30:37Speaker 2: I will say this through thick and thin.
- 30:39Speaker 1: As long as I've known you, we've never really had
- 30:42Speaker 1: any differences, but we've I've been along the ride for
- 30:45Speaker 1: some of your antics.
- 30:47Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 30:48Speaker 1: Antics, I would say, I know if I ever called.
- 30:52Speaker 2: You and you were sober.
- 30:57Speaker 1: But I don't want to do that though you're drunk.
- 30:59Speaker 2: I don't want you driving, but I'd figure out how to.
- 31:01Speaker 1: You know you would. You would give the shirt off
- 31:03Speaker 1: your back, exactly, I know you would.
- 31:05Speaker 5: I literally asked you every every weekend, do you want
- 31:08Speaker 5: to go play golf at Mohigan or Foxwoods?
- 31:11Speaker 2: But that's a lie. You've asked me once.
- 31:14Speaker 1: You said every weekend. You ask me that.
- 31:16Speaker 3: Maybe I stretch the truth. You've been bashing me an
- 31:20Speaker 3: entire show.
- 31:21Speaker 2: All right, you said you wanted to bash me a
- 31:22Speaker 2: little bit.
- 31:22Speaker 3: Go ahead, No, I'm not gonna do it yet. I
- 31:27Speaker 3: need a couple more shots. All wait, of water.
- 31:30Speaker 2: Well, we've got Tito's over there.
- 31:32Speaker 3: I know. Can we door dash the pick waiting here?
- 31:34Speaker 1: Do you want me to do? You want me to
- 31:36Speaker 1: pause the show and you can go to the freezer
- 31:37Speaker 1: and got Jagger?
- 31:39Speaker 3: We're going there already.
- 31:41Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying.
- 31:43Speaker 3: I'm just saying.
- 31:44Speaker 5: We're twenty five minutes and we're already hitting the fucking dieger.
- 31:48Speaker 5: Are we already getting phone calls?
- 31:49Speaker 3: Oh?
- 31:50Speaker 2: Oh that's you, by the way.
- 31:51Speaker 3: Oh it's probably a bill collector.
- 31:54Speaker 1: You can take the headphones out there, Jesus Christ, bill collector.
- 32:02Speaker 3: Sorry, I forget take it off.
- 32:04Speaker 1: Thanks, thanks, thanks for coming on. I appreciate it.
- 32:08Speaker 2: Anyway, all right, I'm done bashing.
- 32:10Speaker 3: Yeah, I liked it.
- 32:12Speaker 2: I go ahead, that's fine, that's fine. You wear. I'm
- 32:16Speaker 2: just saying, like, no one's calling it.
- 32:17Speaker 3: Anymore, all right, we should try to call it camp.
- 32:20Speaker 2: Let's uh, he's what he's working, he's working right now.
- 32:24Speaker 3: What the food do you want?
- 32:28Speaker 2: You ready for some of my topics I wanted to bring.
- 32:30Speaker 3: Up about the week.
- 32:33Speaker 1: That's That's that.
- 32:33Speaker 2: I end with that. Uh, Joe Biden in cancer. You see, this.
- 32:41Speaker 1: Is this not literally the biggest cover up, and I
- 32:45Speaker 1: mean this is like going on. This could be the
- 32:47Speaker 1: biggest scandal in the history of scandals, like seriously, like
- 32:52Speaker 1: even like the democratic media, the liberal media is like, whoa,
- 32:55Speaker 1: we can't even hide this anymore. Like how how they're
- 32:59Speaker 1: saying he he hasn't gotten tested for prostate cancer for
- 33:02Speaker 1: ten yearsiding me what a bold face lie?
- 33:09Speaker 2: Like Oh, they're all of a sudden, So this is
- 33:11Speaker 2: what they're doing.
- 33:12Speaker 1: They announced this at like the perfect you know, if
- 33:14Speaker 1: they always announced something to distract you from something else.
- 33:18Speaker 2: What's big going on right now?
- 33:20Speaker 1: It's like one of the biggest should be the biggest
- 33:22Speaker 1: headline going on right now outside of the shooting yesterday,
- 33:27Speaker 1: the Diddy trial, mister oil Man, the Didty trials going on.
- 33:33Speaker 1: It's barely being covered. It's literally this should be like
- 33:38Speaker 1: the O. J. Simpson trial when we grew up, you know,
- 33:40Speaker 1: That's what this should be. It can be televised, should
- 33:43Speaker 1: be on TV. They're hiding so much shit, I think. Uh,
- 33:50Speaker 1: I forget who was on the stand today. You know,
- 33:53Speaker 1: some rapper whatever, Kikody or something.
- 33:56Speaker 3: The girl that got beaten in the hotel.
- 33:58Speaker 2: Well, that's his ex girl.
- 34:00Speaker 3: Her mom was in the yesterday and she apparently she's
- 34:03Speaker 3: from Connecticut. Oh yeah, yeah, New London. I just don't
- 34:09Speaker 3: understand one thing.
- 34:10Speaker 5: Why are they bringing this up twenty five years later
- 34:13Speaker 5: if this was a thing, like not saying that it's.
- 34:16Speaker 1: Not twenty five years later. The hotel incident with his
- 34:19Speaker 1: girlfriend was not.
- 34:20Speaker 2: That long afore. Wait when he dragged her in the hotel?
- 34:25Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no.
- 34:26Speaker 5: No, when when the mom testified yesterday. I'm pretty sure
- 34:29Speaker 5: she gave him twenty thousand dollars and he gave it
- 34:32Speaker 5: back to her. It was two thousand and four.
- 34:34Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm actually doing a whole podcast about this
- 34:37Speaker 1: when when it ends, no no, no, no, please, no,
- 34:40Speaker 1: please spill the InFocus. I'm relying on my girlfriend Nicole.
- 34:43Speaker 1: She is like doing all the research on it. I'm
- 34:45Speaker 1: bringing her on. She's going to be expert. I don't
- 34:47Speaker 1: have time to waste on this stupid shit. Yeah, but
- 34:49Speaker 1: she loves this kind of shit, so I'm like, all right,
- 34:51Speaker 1: you're finally going to come on the podcast, but you
- 34:53Speaker 1: got to have your ditty shit straight. I'm the biggest
- 34:56Speaker 1: conspiracy theorist in the world, or one of them, so
- 34:59Speaker 1: I'm I'm like, all right, they dropped this bombshell about
- 35:03Speaker 1: Biden's in his bones, you know, the cancers in his bones.
- 35:08Speaker 1: Fucking dude. Honestly, I don't even think Biden's alive. That's
- 35:11Speaker 1: how fucked up I am. I think he's dead. Yeah,
- 35:14Speaker 1: I think he's been dead. They literally gave a twenty
- 35:16Speaker 1: one gun salute when they changed presidencies in fucking twenty
- 35:18Speaker 1: twenty one. Twenty one gun salute is for fucking dead people.
- 35:23Speaker 1: So I don't know what to believe, but wouldn't No,
- 35:29Speaker 1: I can't get just the way. Do you ever see those.
- 35:32Speaker 2: Reels on Instagram or whatever?
- 35:35Speaker 1: And it's it's those masks that people can put on
- 35:38Speaker 1: and they're so fucking lifelike. Like, you know, you put
- 35:41Speaker 1: a mask on, you put a hoodie over it, you
- 35:43Speaker 1: can get away with murder. Seriously, literally murder, because even
- 35:47Speaker 1: if cameras catch you, you'd look nothing like what the
- 35:49Speaker 1: mask is.
- 35:50Speaker 5: Yeah, like shit, what was that movie they used to
- 35:54Speaker 5: wear The Dead Presidents?
- 35:56Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the uh point break?
- 36:01Speaker 3: Yeah there you go?
- 36:02Speaker 2: Yeah the plane.
- 36:03Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, But I mean but that's like wearing
- 36:05Speaker 1: an actual mask. These are masks that literally formed your
- 36:08Speaker 1: face and completely change your your your what you look like.
- 36:13Speaker 1: You could become out you can, I'm a black man,
- 36:15Speaker 1: you can, I'm fucking an Asian guy.
- 36:16Speaker 2: Whatever.
- 36:17Speaker 1: All your eyes come through, your mouth comes through, your
- 36:19Speaker 1: notes comes through.
- 36:20Speaker 2: It's fucking perfect. Have you ever seen these yet?
- 36:23Speaker 1: It's fucking scary, dude, It's scary. What the technology it's
- 36:27Speaker 1: out there, Like even like with AI and deep fakes,
- 36:29Speaker 1: like I'll scroll down. I'm like, it's like Trump talking
- 36:33Speaker 1: and Trump says them Outlanders ship, right, yeah, but like
- 36:36Speaker 1: the ship I'm watched it. I'm like, there's no way
- 36:38Speaker 1: that's Trump. That's very outlanders for him, Like he just
- 36:41Speaker 1: goes off and says, you know, crazy shit, and it's
- 36:44Speaker 1: like and then you like click on it, and then
- 36:46Speaker 1: the AI bots or whatever it is says, you know,
- 36:48Speaker 1: this is a deep fake or whatever. I'm like, and
- 36:52Speaker 1: I would say five years, but even less than like
- 36:54Speaker 1: two three years, like what do we what are we
- 36:56Speaker 1: gonna realize?
- 36:57Speaker 2: What's reality? And what's real or what's like?
- 37:00Speaker 1: What is it?
- 37:02Speaker 3: I'm still caught up on the AI date.
- 37:04Speaker 2: Like, oh, you want to go back to that.
- 37:07Speaker 3: Like what are you talking about?
- 37:08Speaker 2: Like you literally so what it is?
- 37:10Speaker 1: Is you so these so so Mark Zuckerberg, the owner
- 37:14Speaker 1: of Facebook, is really liberal. Uh well he's liberal and
- 37:18Speaker 1: he wants to be And then when Trump wins conservative
- 37:21Speaker 1: because I just want your part, I want your federal funding. Uh.
- 37:25Speaker 1: He's he's like desire, He's like he's like moving this
- 37:28Speaker 1: all forward and ship the articles over there. But it literally,
- 37:34Speaker 1: these kids they don't want this is what Okay, So
- 37:38Speaker 1: this is what all the big government wants. They want depopularization.
- 37:42Speaker 1: They want the fucking pop pop numbers to come down. Yeah,
- 37:46Speaker 1: and why didn't my camera just move? And uh? And
- 37:53Speaker 1: they want right and they want fucking there's some big
- 37:59Speaker 1: dehuman is a and they.
- 38:00Speaker 2: Don't want people to interact with each other. I don't
- 38:03Speaker 2: know why that did that.
- 38:04Speaker 3: That's because I'm here. Everything's gonna go wrong because I'm here.
- 38:10Speaker 1: Anyway. So there we go, Joey back in the fold.
- 38:15Speaker 1: Look at him. So I know, I guess can't wave
- 38:19Speaker 1: my hands around with these fucking This is like AI
- 38:21Speaker 1: tech too, with these fucking cameras.
- 38:22Speaker 2: I don't know, but what hey, what I mean?
- 38:27Speaker 3: But are they gonna make like a three D woman
- 38:28Speaker 3: and like come date me?
- 38:31Speaker 1: So I said that, My do you ever do you
- 38:35Speaker 1: remember the Do you remember the movie Cherry two thousand?
- 38:39Speaker 1: It was like from the eighties. It was like a
- 38:41Speaker 1: robot wife he had and he's like banging her on
- 38:45Speaker 1: the kitchen floor and the fucking dishwasher fucking overflow and
- 38:48Speaker 1: it's short circuited.
- 38:49Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 38:51Speaker 1: No, and then he no, and then he went out
- 38:53Speaker 1: like trying to find her replacement and ended up in
- 38:55Speaker 1: like this mad Max world.
- 38:56Speaker 2: Oh no, it's just just stupid.
- 38:58Speaker 3: No, I'm weird, watch.
- 39:00Speaker 2: All these crazy movies, but we know this.
- 39:02Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just saying I'm but no, this has nothing
- 39:06Speaker 1: to do with actually having a robot.
- 39:07Speaker 2: Fucking the fuck in your room. This is just fucking.
- 39:09Speaker 1: Talking because they make well yeah, they've been making those
- 39:13Speaker 1: for centuries.
- 39:13Speaker 3: But like you're still going to like, hey, just.
- 39:16Speaker 1: Talking that literally that movie her. You're just talking to
- 39:20Speaker 1: somebody and probably jerking off. And they'll fucking everything I
- 39:25Speaker 1: read is they'll tailor like your sexual desires, you tell,
- 39:30Speaker 1: you tell her, and then she'll go that way. And
- 39:32Speaker 1: ship I don't know, but like they're all signed up
- 39:35Speaker 1: for it because they don't want to. These kids, they
- 39:37Speaker 1: don't want to fucking pick up the phone. They don't
- 39:39Speaker 1: want to talk to anybody. They don't they have no
- 39:43Speaker 1: ship man.
- 39:46Speaker 3: One.
- 39:46Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it, and it's it's sad. You know, it's sad.
- 39:52Speaker 1: What what's your tak on the the gen z era?
- 39:56Speaker 1: I mean, I just think it's it's I mean, there
- 39:58Speaker 1: are some good cats.
- 39:59Speaker 3: In there, like maybe one out of one hundred.
- 40:02Speaker 1: Right, that's probably you're probably right, probably one.
- 40:04Speaker 5: I'm a trade guy, so I feel like anybody that
- 40:06Speaker 5: goes to trade school, they want to come out of
- 40:08Speaker 5: trade school and go work. Kids go to trade school,
- 40:12Speaker 5: you're gonna make big bucks.
- 40:13Speaker 1: My kids going to trade school, not my kid, But
- 40:15Speaker 1: you know what I mean collision.
- 40:17Speaker 5: I got twenty two year olds making fifty dollars an hour. Yeah,
- 40:21Speaker 5: trade out of school. Yep, that's good money.
- 40:25Speaker 1: That's great money. What do you think, AI? Do you
- 40:28Speaker 1: think what? What sector? What sector of trade would AI
- 40:32Speaker 1: take over?
- 40:33Speaker 2: What do you think? I mean, I don't think it's
- 40:37Speaker 2: a lot.
- 40:38Speaker 1: I mean, they can't go and build houses unless you
- 40:40Speaker 1: hire fucking eighty fucking Elon musk robots.
- 40:45Speaker 3: That's a good question.
- 40:48Speaker 1: I mean they can, they can, they can run a
- 40:50Speaker 1: factory line, but you still need people to run them
- 40:53Speaker 1: and maintain them. I mean, I think it's no. It's
- 40:58Speaker 1: what I'm agreeing with you. It's like, that's the that's
- 41:01Speaker 1: the route. If you want jobs coding, coding is going
- 41:04Speaker 1: to be all AI. All the coders are going to
- 41:06Speaker 1: be done in five years. They're gonna to deliver for jobs.
- 41:09Speaker 3: You know, crazy, like even going to the bank. Now
- 41:11Speaker 3: I go to the bank and there's like there's no.
- 41:14Speaker 5: Tellers anymore, right, like I happened, there's like one teller
- 41:17Speaker 5: under all right machines.
- 41:20Speaker 1: So so we had a funny thing at work. I
- 41:22Speaker 1: just thought of this in my head today. So throughout
- 41:25Speaker 1: the courski, we're.
- 41:26Speaker 3: Going to get chastised for having me on. No.
- 41:28Speaker 1: So throughout Sikorski we have printers everywhere. You know, every
- 41:31Speaker 1: department is a printer, maybe two whatever. So there's been
- 41:34Speaker 1: this issue going on. It it just came out of
- 41:36Speaker 1: this like whole group meeting we have in the morning
- 41:39Speaker 1: that a lot of printers have run out of toner
- 41:42Speaker 1: and people from other departments have been stealing the toner
- 41:46Speaker 1: from other printers to.
- 41:48Speaker 2: Bring to their department. So then those pretty you know, I.
- 41:52Speaker 3: Just don't have enough money to buy hold on.
- 41:56Speaker 1: Right. So now we got the guy that kind of
- 41:59Speaker 1: runs the hole that kind of department, and he's like, well,
- 42:02Speaker 1: here's what's going on, is these printers basically order their
- 42:08Speaker 1: own toner. Like it's like, oh, it's online, it's not
- 42:12Speaker 1: AI necessarily, but you know, it's like when your printer
- 42:14Speaker 1: gets when the toner gets low, it sends a signal
- 42:18Speaker 1: that automatically orders more toner for that printer, that specific printer.
- 42:22Speaker 3: Right, why can't they all do that?
- 42:24Speaker 1: Then well they do, but what happens is when people
- 42:27Speaker 1: start stealing them. So I think it's like ten percent
- 42:31Speaker 1: left is when it keys it to order, because ten
- 42:33Speaker 1: percent still a lot these things go fucking for months.
- 42:37Speaker 2: So when it's ten percent, someone triggers it.
- 42:39Speaker 1: But when somebody runs out and they didn't get it
- 42:40Speaker 1: or something happened, they'll either shake it, which creates it
- 42:44Speaker 1: now back at eighty percent because it got shooken, or
- 42:47Speaker 1: somebody steals it and then they get it and then
- 42:50Speaker 1: it doesn't trigger it. So we're all sitting in the
- 42:53Speaker 1: room and we're like, wait a second, we're fucking lockeed Martin.
- 42:56Speaker 1: We we just secured the Golden Dome home that Trump
- 43:01Speaker 1: that we lucky got that contract to protect the America
- 43:05Speaker 1: with fucking missiles for the next hundred But we can't
- 43:09Speaker 1: just order seventeen cartridges for each printer and just put
- 43:13Speaker 1: them in stock.
- 43:15Speaker 3: Like I don't get it.
- 43:16Speaker 1: I don't get it either, Like we gotta read here's
- 43:19Speaker 1: my AI spin on it. Though. This is where AI
- 43:21Speaker 1: didn't work, because human involvement gets in between the actual
- 43:27Speaker 1: the format that was set up, the algorithm or whatever
- 43:30Speaker 1: you want to call it, the AI of it.
- 43:32Speaker 3: I still don't understand the whole thing.
- 43:34Speaker 1: No, I I just don't understand order its own ink.
- 43:38Speaker 5: It just came out of nowhere and it's three D printers.
- 43:41Speaker 5: I don't get those either. No, it could print anything.
- 43:44Speaker 1: You can print a gun.
- 43:45Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just gonna say that, Yeah, what is that?
- 43:48Speaker 3: What happened to your video? Again?
- 43:49Speaker 1: I just gotta I gotta go back and forth check
- 43:51Speaker 1: make sure the audio is still going good technical ship.
- 43:54Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I am ai motherfucker.
- 43:57Speaker 3: I love to get club soda.
- 44:00Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead, you sure, Yeah, I'll bring up the
- 44:01Speaker 1: next topic, the New York Knicks.
- 44:04Speaker 2: Go ahead, go get club soda.
- 44:06Speaker 1: You'd smoke. They ain't get smoked. They fucking blew it
- 44:11Speaker 1: last night.
- 44:13Speaker 3: Wrong choice of words.
- 44:14Speaker 1: Yeah, got choked. Choked. They choked on some fucking Indiana smoke. Again.
- 44:21Speaker 1: I'm just think in Indiana's they're just fuck. It's on
- 44:23Speaker 1: the door, it's on the door. I think they're they're
- 44:25Speaker 1: fucking Nemesis. So I went to bed. Knicks were kind
- 44:29Speaker 1: of rolling. They look like they're out playing them. I
- 44:32Speaker 1: woke up this morning and see all the shit that
- 44:33Speaker 1: happened last night.
- 44:35Speaker 2: Holy shit.
- 44:36Speaker 1: And you know what, Knicks fans. I'm not saying they're
- 44:39Speaker 1: gonna lose the series, but Knicks fans deserve everything they
- 44:42Speaker 1: got for celebrating in the streets like they won the
- 44:45Speaker 1: title when they beat a tatumless Boston Celtics on fucking
- 44:48Speaker 1: Games six on Friday night, Like this is so typical
- 44:52Speaker 1: New York. The only team you have really is the Yankees. Yeah,
- 44:55Speaker 1: you want to come an outlier Giants Super Bowls against
- 44:58Speaker 1: the Patriots, got fucking mucky fuck But other than that,
- 45:01Speaker 1: you guys fucking won ruined one the Mets in eighty six,
- 45:06Speaker 1: the Rangers in ninety four.
- 45:10Speaker 3: The Mets.
- 45:11Speaker 1: You guys have fucking eight teams and you have no championships.
- 45:15Speaker 1: Boston has four, and we fucking win one every other.
- 45:18Speaker 2: Year between the four teams on average.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Think about it, six for the Patriots, four for the
- 45:27Speaker 1: Red Sox, two for the Celtics. So that's twelve and
- 45:31Speaker 1: thirteen one for the Bruins. That's thirteen and twenty five years.
- 45:35Speaker 1: That's one every other year. Boston is bringing home a belt.
- 45:40Speaker 1: Let's see, let's do the Yankees are the New York
- 45:42Speaker 1: real quick Rangers zero Knicks zero, Yankees have one, and
- 45:48Speaker 1: the Giants have two. So they've had three in twenty
- 45:51Speaker 1: five years. That's one every set eight years. Fuck off,
- 45:57Speaker 1: New York. But but you know what I do get,
- 46:01Speaker 1: I do get a little credit. Were not credit, but like,
- 46:03Speaker 1: I see why they were jumping on the polls and
- 46:06Speaker 1: ship on Friday night because we're their daddy, you know
- 46:09Speaker 1: what I mean, Like if you bet Boston. No, I know,
- 46:12Speaker 1: but whatever injuries happened, Celtics went on a cruise control
- 46:15Speaker 1: last year to win the championship because everyone's team's best
- 46:18Speaker 1: player got hurt. But come on, guys, act like you've
- 46:23Speaker 1: been there your York for Christ's sakes.
- 46:26Speaker 3: That's why I was so excited, because they don't ever
- 46:28Speaker 3: win anything.
- 46:29Speaker 1: I know.
- 46:29Speaker 2: It's fucking hilarious.
- 46:31Speaker 5: Oh Spike Lee gonna get all upset and he's a
- 46:33Speaker 5: little baby.
- 46:35Speaker 1: I wish I watched it.
- 46:36Speaker 3: I just I just would have been.
- 46:38Speaker 2: I go to bed so early, I'm like, oh man,
- 46:40Speaker 2: I can't stay up. And then I woke up this morning.
- 46:42Speaker 3: Did you see that balance?
- 46:43Speaker 2: It was like boo, no, for what that?
- 46:46Speaker 3: Uh yeah, he like stepped back with.
- 46:50Speaker 2: A two pointer.
- 46:53Speaker 1: No, so they went up.
- 46:54Speaker 2: No, because it was a three pointer. They would have won.
- 46:58Speaker 1: Who Indiana they did win, I know, but no, but
- 47:01Speaker 1: it was the end.
- 47:02Speaker 2: Of regulation, so his foot was on the line.
- 47:05Speaker 3: The bouncy ball ended a game.
- 47:09Speaker 1: No, they thought it did because they thought it was
- 47:12Speaker 1: a three. They ended up going to review. His foot
- 47:14Speaker 1: was on the line, so it tied the game. So
- 47:16Speaker 1: he did the whole choke ship like, yeah, that's I
- 47:18Speaker 1: thought it went to overtime. The Knicks held the lead
- 47:21Speaker 1: four times in overtime and they choked that away and
- 47:23Speaker 1: they lost an overtime.
- 47:24Speaker 5: It better So I saw it on TikTok this morning.
- 47:26Speaker 5: I was like, I thought that was the end of
- 47:28Speaker 5: the game. That was the end of regulation.
- 47:31Speaker 1: They thought they thought it was a three, and then
- 47:32Speaker 1: they went back to replay and it was yeah. He
- 47:34Speaker 1: was like, yeah he did because Reggie Millers announcing the
- 47:37Speaker 1: game on the sideline.
- 47:39Speaker 3: Don't get me started.
- 47:41Speaker 1: I want to get you started.
- 47:44Speaker 3: It'll turn bad. By the way, disclosure, I am drinking water.
- 47:51Speaker 1: Oh she found it. There's the picture.
- 47:53Speaker 5: Oh she's gonna walk through the door in half an hour.
- 47:59Speaker 3: I'm gonna be upset she doesn't come in.
- 48:01Speaker 2: He's not coming.
- 48:02Speaker 3: I'm going to text her.
- 48:03Speaker 1: She hates you. You think her she doesn't hate me.
- 48:06Speaker 2: I think she hates you.
- 48:07Speaker 1: I think she's just being polite to you.
- 48:08Speaker 2: I'm all right, just join the number of take a
- 48:13Speaker 2: fucking you hate.
- 48:14Speaker 3: Me because you hate me?
- 48:17Speaker 1: Oh, my god.
- 48:19Speaker 3: All right, let's finish it.
- 48:21Speaker 1: Let's let's go all right, before I get to my
- 48:23Speaker 1: douche of the week and finish of the week, what
- 48:26Speaker 1: do you got for me?
- 48:28Speaker 2: Yeah, it's open mic, it's open mic night.
- 48:32Speaker 1: No, you know, my douche of the week is gonna be.
- 48:34Speaker 1: But I'm good before I do it because that ends
- 48:36Speaker 1: the show. You got anything else you want to get
- 48:39Speaker 1: off your chest?
- 48:40Speaker 3: No, I'm good.
- 48:41Speaker 2: I'm not saying you got something.
- 48:45Speaker 3: Why we're done already? I don't know. We're out.
- 48:47Speaker 2: We're gonna be in an hour soon. Why I keep talking?
- 48:50Speaker 2: Give me a topic?
- 48:52Speaker 3: What you got?
- 48:54Speaker 2: I can't ask you to give me a talkic topic?
- 48:56Speaker 1: And you go, what you got?
- 49:00Speaker 3: I wanted to say something?
- 49:02Speaker 1: What the fuck?
- 49:03Speaker 2: Well prepared, guest?
- 49:04Speaker 3: I'm sorry, well prepared? I work a lot. Youven know,
- 49:08Speaker 3: people think.
- 49:09Speaker 1: By the way, by the way, what actually? No, glad
- 49:12Speaker 1: you said that? So your job you work for? Who? Now?
- 49:16Speaker 3: M and R mechanical?
- 49:17Speaker 1: Mechanical?
- 49:18Speaker 2: What do you guys do?
- 49:19Speaker 3: He didn't get their conditioning?
- 49:21Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can service my central AC unit.
- 49:24Speaker 2: Absolutely, you're coming over next week.
- 49:27Speaker 3: Let's go.
- 49:28Speaker 2: Yeah, No, seriously, I just.
- 49:34Speaker 1: Pay me you want?
- 49:35Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm the guy. You know how dumb I am.
- 49:38Speaker 1: So it got hot last week, right, So I turned
- 49:41Speaker 1: on you know, the thermostat I had already unwrapped. You know,
- 49:43Speaker 1: I had to tarp over the AC unit already unwrapped it.
- 49:47Speaker 3: First of all, you shouldn't do it.
- 49:49Speaker 1: Okay, whatever, We'll talk about that in a second. So
- 49:52Speaker 1: I turned on the A C. And it's like seventy
- 49:54Speaker 1: six in the house. I turned it down like sixty nine.
- 49:56Speaker 1: I just want to get a nice and cool and
- 49:57Speaker 1: then I'll settle it around seventy two. They went from
- 50:01Speaker 1: seventy six to seventy eight in like an hour. What
- 50:04Speaker 1: the's going on?
- 50:04Speaker 2: I hear it running.
- 50:06Speaker 1: So my buddy comes over and he's helping me open
- 50:08Speaker 1: in the pool and I go, hey, you know, I
- 50:10Speaker 1: think about fucking ecs, Like the units is like that really,
- 50:13Speaker 1: but I'll take a look and we walk over.
- 50:15Speaker 2: He's like, is it plugged? Then, I'm like, the central
- 50:19Speaker 2: air unit?
- 50:19Speaker 3: What do you mean plugged? Right?
- 50:20Speaker 2: I go, I would assume.
- 50:22Speaker 1: So so we followed the lines and there's a box
- 50:25Speaker 1: on the side of my house and he opens the
- 50:27Speaker 1: fucking disconnect was not on.
- 50:29Speaker 2: No, it was literally unplugged.
- 50:32Speaker 1: Yeah, well whatever you call it, but it was any
- 50:34Speaker 1: fucking boom and things started blowing up. And I'm like,
- 50:36Speaker 1: I'm an idiot who took it out the old owner
- 50:40Speaker 1: when they closed, when they win arized the house. I
- 50:42Speaker 1: guess I don't know. I moved in in the end
- 50:45Speaker 1: of November, so we didn't need it. Oh okay, but
- 50:48Speaker 1: why why shouldn't I tarp it? Because like, why did
- 50:53Speaker 1: you tarb it? I didn't.
- 50:54Speaker 2: It was tarred when I bought it.
- 50:56Speaker 5: You can tarbet, but me personally, I don't do it
- 51:00Speaker 5: because mice get like go under there.
- 51:02Speaker 3: And start eating your wires. So I wouldn't target.
- 51:07Speaker 1: Because anyway, Oh you're saying you're putting the protective Yeah.
- 51:12Speaker 3: Because it's warm. It gets warm like a warm.
- 51:14Speaker 5: For them or yes exactly, or like people turn it
- 51:20Speaker 5: on in the summer and forget to take it off.
- 51:22Speaker 1: And that's yeah, that's dumb.
- 51:25Speaker 3: But like I put a piece of thurn the leave season.
- 51:29Speaker 2: You put something over it though at least right.
- 51:31Speaker 5: Yeah, piece of a piece of plywood, just so the
- 51:35Speaker 5: leaves don't go in.
- 51:36Speaker 3: It, right, right, because I have a lot of leaves
- 51:38Speaker 3: where sticks.
- 51:41Speaker 2: It's actually a small tarp though that only comes down
- 51:44Speaker 2: like around.
- 51:44Speaker 5: Oh I thought you had like actually cover cover and
- 51:47Speaker 5: they eat the cover and they roin and they're cheap
- 51:50Speaker 5: right right?
- 51:52Speaker 1: All right? A little fun h fact from fucking Fatty.
- 51:59Speaker 1: You're ready for dish of the week or you got
- 52:01Speaker 1: your own dish of the week? Bring me a dish
- 52:02Speaker 1: of the week?
- 52:04Speaker 3: I going there, Come on, I have plenty of trust me. Well,
- 52:13Speaker 3: do we have a pick of who we're going to
- 52:14Speaker 3: be douche of the week?
- 52:15Speaker 1: It's your pick. I got my own.
- 52:17Speaker 3: So you really want to go douche it a week?
- 52:22Speaker 3: You're gonna make me do this? Argue? Yeah?
- 52:23Speaker 1: Absolutely?
- 52:25Speaker 3: If I do, what are you gonna say?
- 52:27Speaker 1: I don't care.
- 52:31Speaker 3: Let me think. I'm not Jeopardy dude, dude do who
- 52:41Speaker 3: is your sho? I'm not doing this. You're going to
- 52:45Speaker 3: make me do it.
- 52:46Speaker 2: I'm not going to make you do anything.
- 52:47Speaker 3: No good you could go.
- 52:48Speaker 1: I'm going to give you twenty more seconds, though, to
- 52:50Speaker 1: decide if you want to do it or not.
- 52:52Speaker 5: Well you want me to do it? He hates me anyways,
- 52:55Speaker 5: I don't give a let's go then? Yeah, I don't
- 52:58Speaker 5: know how to pronounce his name. Uh wasn't he supposed
- 53:04Speaker 5: to be a guest here like a couple of weeks ago.
- 53:07Speaker 1: Uh oh, he works.
- 53:09Speaker 3: At my bar. She's myche the week. Go for it. Okay,
- 53:15Speaker 3: you're welcome. You were gonna I know you were pulling me.
- 53:19Speaker 1: He was supposed to be on last week, and then
- 53:20Speaker 1: you were supposed to be on anybody.
- 53:22Speaker 3: I didn't blow you off. Somebody died on the highway,
- 53:25Speaker 3: so I get a.
- 53:26Speaker 2: I agree.
- 53:26Speaker 5: I wasn't sitting at stone Bridge drinking. Boom told me
- 53:33Speaker 5: to bring the heat.
- 53:33Speaker 1: I did, brought the heat.
- 53:35Speaker 2: Finally, Jesus Christ have been so tenant of all night.
- 53:38Speaker 1: All right, my duche of the week. I don't know
- 53:39Speaker 1: if you guys, anyone who lives in Milford knows the story.
- 53:42Speaker 1: The guy's name, the douche's name is, I get. I
- 53:45Speaker 1: don't know how you pronounced that? E w I N
- 53:47Speaker 1: How would you pronounce that? How about you fucking badgery?
- 53:52Speaker 3: Who gives us a ship?
- 53:54Speaker 1: No, I just as as a podcaster like ship. Right
- 54:00Speaker 1: name is definitely the wit de Witt. He's the motherfucker
- 54:04Speaker 1: that basically had a restraining order against his ex. I
- 54:09Speaker 1: think he she had three kids. I think I could
- 54:11Speaker 1: watch this two of them were his. I think one
- 54:14Speaker 1: was really young. I think was only his Well maybe yeah,
- 54:17Speaker 1: I don't know, but it was the youngest though.
- 54:19Speaker 3: Right.
- 54:20Speaker 1: So the baby was sitting on the couch, so he
- 54:22Speaker 1: basically stalked her founder and murdered her with an axe
- 54:25Speaker 1: and basically fucking decapitated her.
- 54:27Speaker 2: It's fucking an awful story. It really hit home here
- 54:30Speaker 2: in Milford.
- 54:32Speaker 1: Uh. And today was his sentencing, so he he uh,
- 54:35Speaker 1: he fucking plead pleaded, Like how did they let these
- 54:39Speaker 1: fucking people people? Fucking plea is out of my fucking
- 54:45Speaker 1: I can't fathom it. This is one of those cases
- 54:48Speaker 1: where everyone knew it was him. He admitted to it.
- 54:52Speaker 1: He literally killed her. It was raining. I lived right
- 54:55Speaker 1: down the street from where it happened. My girlfriend's mother
- 54:57Speaker 1: lived in the complex where it happened. Heucking walk to
- 55:00Speaker 1: dive bar, had a fucking beer on camera.
- 55:04Speaker 2: With blood on his knuckles.
- 55:06Speaker 1: Guilty. They fucking let him plea and today he was sentenced.
- 55:12Speaker 1: He's only forty something years old and he got forty
- 55:15Speaker 1: years in prison, So with good time and all that bullshit,
- 55:21Speaker 1: he'll be out at sixty something years old for decapitating
- 55:26Speaker 1: a fucking woman in front of her child on the couch,
- 55:30Speaker 1: and are you fucking kidding me? So, not only is
- 55:34Speaker 1: he the douche of the week, the system is the
- 55:37Speaker 1: fucking douche of the week. It's sickening. It should never happen.
- 55:44Speaker 1: We need to bring the death penalty back. I'm sorry,
- 55:47Speaker 1: people like this is the exact person you need to
- 55:51Speaker 1: fucking put in front of a fucking firing line in
- 55:54Speaker 1: the electric chair. Fucking hang them or fucking take an
- 55:59Speaker 1: accent to capit. Take the motherfucker because domestic violence fucked
- 56:04Speaker 1: that ship. She fucking went through the system and the
- 56:07Speaker 1: system failed her.
- 56:09Speaker 2: Am I wrong?
- 56:11Speaker 3: Nope?
- 56:12Speaker 2: No, the system failed.
- 56:14Speaker 1: Her forty fucking years.
- 56:19Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Forty years?
- 56:22Speaker 3: They should have got life.
- 56:24Speaker 1: Well, life's only twenty five. He should have gotten without yeah,
- 56:28Speaker 1: all that shit. Yeah, he should have rotted in prison.
- 56:30Speaker 1: I don't even want to ride in prison. Fucking kill him.
- 56:33Speaker 2: Put a gun, put a gun in.
- 56:34Speaker 3: His head, fuck him, I hear you.
- 56:37Speaker 5: You know, like I said, I've made my mistakes in life,
- 56:39Speaker 5: but I would never do nothing crazy like that.
- 56:42Speaker 2: That's why I'm saying this.
- 56:43Speaker 1: I know that, but I wouldn't first about this. Well,
- 56:46Speaker 1: I would never have you on the show if I
- 56:48Speaker 1: if I felt that way about you, I know that
- 56:53Speaker 1: you know that. Seriously, come on though, right, never go back, No, seriously,
- 57:00Speaker 1: And I know this this story fucking probably hits home
- 57:02Speaker 1: with you.
- 57:03Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely, like like like, like I said, I made
- 57:05Speaker 5: my mistakes in life, but I would never do something
- 57:08Speaker 5: like that.
- 57:08Speaker 1: It's crazy, right, Some relationships, Hey, they get fucked up.
- 57:11Speaker 2: I know women are crazy.
- 57:15Speaker 1: Women are crazy, crazy guys. Crazy relationships are crazy. But
- 57:20Speaker 1: when this lady literally reaches out to the judge and says,
- 57:22Speaker 1: I think he's gonna kill.
- 57:23Speaker 5: Me, and they fucked up the paper and it was all, yeah, exactly,
- 57:26Speaker 5: I think.
- 57:27Speaker 3: Like there's a lawsuit going on, that's why they did.
- 57:30Speaker 1: They don't know if they fired a cop and they
- 57:32Speaker 1: put a cop on leave because.
- 57:34Speaker 3: They fucked up some paperwork I heard.
- 57:36Speaker 1: I heard. I could be totally wrong again, I hear
- 57:38Speaker 1: ship through the fucking I heard some stuff I heard that.
- 57:42Speaker 2: Fucking it was one of those things.
- 57:43Speaker 1: It was a Friday, it was midday and the court
- 57:47Speaker 1: goes fucking home early. Yeah, yeah, right, And and the
- 57:52Speaker 1: cop didn't do anything wrong. You went to file the
- 57:54Speaker 1: paperwork and it didn't get processed till that Monday, and
- 57:57Speaker 1: she died Tuesday. Like, but I.
- 58:00Speaker 5: Honestly, do you think a piece of paper is going
- 58:03Speaker 5: to stop some dude, even if it got filed and
- 58:07Speaker 5: there's no lawsuits. No, you are correct, ankle, bracelet. Whatever
- 58:14Speaker 5: he said is not going to stop someone killing someone.
- 58:18Speaker 3: You have a mission, you're going to do it.
- 58:19Speaker 1: Of course, now he should never figure out where she lived,
- 58:23Speaker 1: because she was staying at a safe house. Yes, so
- 58:27Speaker 1: here's what I so when this happened. Here's here was
- 58:30Speaker 1: my proposal that anyone's listening.
- 58:32Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
- 58:33Speaker 2: Yeah, she was at a safe house apparently, I think.
- 58:38Speaker 1: I think what happened is she called He called her
- 58:41Speaker 1: where she worked, and talked to somebody pretending to be
- 58:45Speaker 1: somebody else and got her address or something something like that.
- 58:48Speaker 1: Like he was he was trying to find her.
- 58:50Speaker 3: You know. Was that a safe I thought that was
- 58:52Speaker 3: her residence.
- 58:53Speaker 1: No, No, so she was at a stay She was
- 58:55Speaker 1: at somebody else. It was actually somebody that goes in
- 58:58Speaker 1: a die bar all the time. They they on the
- 59:01Speaker 1: condo over there and they let her stay there as
- 59:03Speaker 1: the safe house. It wasn't an FBI. Yeah, like, hey
- 59:09Speaker 1: just stay here.
- 59:11Speaker 3: Really yeah, I know.
- 59:13Speaker 2: So here was my crazy idea.
- 59:15Speaker 1: Oh, here we go, so don't get mad at me.
- 59:21Speaker 3: God.
- 59:22Speaker 1: So you know how when these domestic violence things happen
- 59:25Speaker 1: or whatever, and they always give the guy an ankle bracelet, right,
- 59:28Speaker 1: I've had to Okay, that's not what I'm talking about.
- 59:31Speaker 1: So here this was. This was my proposal. Was you
- 59:35Speaker 1: know how you go to Disney and you get the
- 59:37Speaker 1: fucking magic wand band and your Yeah, speaking of mother ship,
- 59:43Speaker 1: I'm over to her, motherfucker. Why can't why does it
- 59:47Speaker 1: have to be this huge, bulky ankle bracelet that everyone
- 59:50Speaker 1: wants to hide. Why can't it be just like a
- 59:53Speaker 1: regular bracelet you wear in your arm, doesn't have to
- 59:55Speaker 1: fucking say anything, but that bracelet goes to her cell phone,
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: so she knows if he's within one hundred yards or
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: a mile or whatever it needs to be, she gets
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: notified because she had no notice that.
- 1:00:09Speaker 3: I was there. Things like that.
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: Why don't they have him? Milford?
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: Done?
- 1:00:13Speaker 3: They do?
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: They had him? Then? Uh no, it's so maybe they
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: listened to my cries.
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: So listen to the motherfucker.
- 1:00:22Speaker 5: What So listen to me, motherfucker, because I'm pretty sure
- 1:00:25Speaker 5: you know this because I'm pretty sure I told you this.
- 1:00:28Speaker 3: So literally after that happened, they changed the law. Yeah,
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: so like domestic violence.
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: If you they did listen to me, they had I
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: know you were paying back for this buddy.
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: He wants ratings. Just let you know.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: People, Yeah, Fatty's gonna give me a lot of ratings. Yeah,
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: I know you are. I know, I love it.
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: Maybe I'll become your co host.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: The Fattian Dog, The Fatty Dog Show, The Dog Fatty Show,
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: Fatty and Dog Dog.
- 1:01:00Speaker 3: Talking about my gambling problems.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: Well, I don't think they're problems anymore. You're at poth casinos.
- 1:01:06Speaker 3: Get room, come back, Mohegan.
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: You know you know why you're back. They just want
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: your money pretty much.
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: I'm a degenerate gambler. That's okay. But guess what, So
- 1:01:17Speaker 3: I never used putting me in handcuffs.
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: I never use your name. But like when I talk
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: to people like I gotta take us to a game
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: or I got a room, it's from my degenerate gambling friend.
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: No, I don't say that.
- 1:01:29Speaker 3: I don't guess what when are we going to play
- 1:01:32Speaker 3: golf and camp?
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: You're invited to this cameras all fucked up again? You
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: were waving your hands. That's what happened.
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: I got you, I got no handcuffs. Which one I'm
- 1:01:44Speaker 3: gonna be? Uh, they'll never find.
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: Out which one are you going to be at?
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: Not telling you I'm going to Atlantic City forever?
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna be up there June fourteenth. I told you, Yeah,
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: I can't play.
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: I'm gonna be You're playing golf on June fourteenth.
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: Yeah, that mohegan.
- 1:01:59Speaker 5: I'm gonna be at a Point experience with Todd, Casey,
- 1:02:02Speaker 5: Larry and I invited Kenny, but I don't know if
- 1:02:06Speaker 5: he will come.
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: Well maybe Kenny. It's like heartfelt to Kenny.
- 1:02:12Speaker 5: It's an airport. It's like a luxury yacht. It's called
- 1:02:16Speaker 5: the Stale Point Experience from Ohigan.
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: It's like, uh, Jesus, this is all fucked.
- 1:02:20Speaker 5: Up luxury yacht, a car show in a helicopter airplane show.
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it's pretty cool.
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: That's the only reason.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: Kenny is gonna come out of this with a new airplane.
- 1:02:32Speaker 5: Yoh, he'll probably buy an airplane and a yacht because
- 1:02:35Speaker 5: he can.
- 1:02:36Speaker 3: But that's what's gonna happen.
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: I don't know. My cameras all fucked up. But yeah, no,
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: I agree. I agree. You know you look good. You
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: look good. Look at that. That's what all the women like. Skinny, fatty,
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: you are skinny man.
- 1:02:52Speaker 3: I know I lost a ship ton of weight.
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: Good for you, that's good. Stress that you're right.
- 1:02:59Speaker 3: Stress not eating sugar?
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: Yeah no, I do not smoking crack.
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: People, I'm ket I heard no smoking crack sugar. Sugar
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: is so bad for you. It's ridiculous.
- 1:03:11Speaker 5: What did what did LT say in that movie kids
- 1:03:14Speaker 5: do not smoke crack?
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: Which?
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: Which movie?
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: Is that?
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: Any given Sunday? Yeah, with Alpacino, I don't know.
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: I don't know. He was like, kids don't smoke crack?
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: Yeah, well you shouldn't. I mean, it's a good that's
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: a good message, this sentence, I know, don't smoke cracking?
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: Uh nice? I just oh, you're getting some fucking live feedback.
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: All right, anything else you got, buddy?
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: No, I don't want to bash no more people.
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: All right, all right, well you know what, thanks for
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: having me on. Hey, thank you, brother.
- 1:03:49Speaker 3: I was nervous as you should want me.
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: You know what, I could have killed you.
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: You can let's go.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: No, no, don says not doing it. Everyone at Citrus,
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: everyone in Milford. You know Fatty love him or hate him.
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: He didn't have to come on this show, but he did. Uh.
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: He didn't have to pay back Broken Alley, but he did.
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: Should It's just karma and good faith.
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: Good say something honestly. After I paid them, I've literally
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: got tenfold back and work. So you do something good.
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: Yeah, it's bitch, yeah, and it's time for you to
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: get good karma on your side. You know what I mean?
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: Find a nice girl without kids.
- 1:04:43Speaker 5: Ever dating a girl kids ever again, Never dating a bartender,
- 1:04:49Speaker 5: and never.
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: Dating anybody where the bartender, I know, no.
- 1:04:52Speaker 3: Disrespect to you. You're like a half bartender.
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: No I'm a half bartender.
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I'm gonna bash you a little bit.
- 1:05:00Speaker 3: It go back to sleep as a Corsky.
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: Guys doing manage mother, the people that sleep, you.
- 1:05:09Speaker 3: Sleep even more.
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: No, God, you get me heat it up.
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: I've been shelting by the way Straffords Strafford's.
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: Yeah, there's sleeping up. Do you know?
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:05:23Speaker 3: I know what goes on in the Shrefford. Oh, I know.
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: I could tell people.
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: I can tell you stories.
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: I know.
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: Forklift drivers, Oh they love the blow. Forklift drivers love
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: the cocaine.
- 1:05:35Speaker 3: Damn you already.
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: You know I don't worry about it, kid, I got.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: You, all right, brother, I love it. Be good. Let's
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: let's go do some shots somewhere.
- 1:05:44Speaker 3: Where are we going to? Citrus?
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: See you so unlocked in the Fatty's coming in? All right, everybody,
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: thanks so much for listening to this role of this guy.
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: I will talk to you guys next week.
- 1:05:56Speaker 3: Be good. Peace