Latest / Chisme With DoKnow / PUSHING WEIGHT | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:63
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Music Music Hey, welcome to another podcast of Cheezmo doing
- 0:13Speaker 1: on Jakarta. Our white savior is here. Hey. Hey. Let's go, baby.
- 0:19Speaker 1: The buff Jesus Christ.
- 0:20Speaker 2: In case any white people have been questioning, my name
- 0:21Speaker 2: is Jakarta, the ally towards you guys. This guy is
- 0:24Speaker 2: a great representative.
- 0:25Speaker 1: I can verify. And he also talks for every other
- 0:27Speaker 1: white YouTuber in the YouTube space. And they're with us.
- 0:30Speaker 1: In the nation. Yeah.
- 0:32Speaker 2: I know you don't really like other white YouTube because
- 0:34Speaker 2: you're more with helping the minorities, but Steve is a
- 0:36Speaker 2: good representative of white people.
- 0:38Speaker 1: So it's part part of it. Yes. Can Steve sign
- 0:41Speaker 1: me in Jakarta? Hopefully that's what guys from gets me
- 0:42Speaker 1: a Rolex I don't know. No, you know, I don't know.
- 0:46Speaker 1: I don't know. It's either one of those questions why
- 0:48Speaker 1: it's a while It's Steve with the Jews. Holy shit.
- 0:53Speaker 1: Definitely not.
- 0:55Speaker 3: I don't I do Steve's the C's with Steve.
- 0:57Speaker 1: Yeah, that was his own entity. Yeah motherfucker just does
- 1:01Speaker 1: his own I really remember what he was coming up
- 1:04Speaker 1: and he was drinking the full bottles and Yeah. You remember?
- 1:06Speaker 1: I thought that was fake. No, no, no, no.
- 1:09Speaker 4: He would genuinely drink it, but I think he has
- 1:10Speaker 4: to throw up like right after because there's no way.
- 1:12Speaker 1: Well, you were there for you. Is he throwing up
- 1:13Speaker 1: right after? Yeah.
- 1:15Speaker 3: He drank the whole thing.
- 1:16Speaker 1: He'll drink the whole thing, but he has to. Oh, fireball. Fireballs, sovetikas.
- 1:20Speaker 5: A whole thing of proper 12 because it was after
- 1:23Speaker 5: like a Connor fight or something like that.
- 1:25Speaker 1: I've seen him do a whole thing of vodka. Kettle one? Yeah.
- 1:28Speaker 1: Like literally the whole thing.
- 1:30Speaker 2: Are you glad that you were older than them so
- 1:31Speaker 2: you didn't think that shit was cool so you stayed off?
- 1:33Speaker 1: Because now you would have been on a wild spiral
- 1:34Speaker 1: with them as well, huh?
- 1:35Speaker 3: I just was never into drinking like that.
- 1:37Speaker 1: Really?
- 1:38Speaker 3: Like drinking that much?
- 1:39Speaker 6: No.
- 1:39Speaker 1: I feel like since you're like hella big and you're buff,
- 1:42Speaker 1: you could probably drink a lot, no? No. No, it
- 1:43Speaker 1: doesn't work like that. It doesn't work like that. I'm like,
- 1:45Speaker 1: wait a second.
- 1:45Speaker 2: It's a tolerating thing because I'm pretty sure if you
- 1:47Speaker 2: were to smoke a blunt right now, I'll kill this fool.
- 1:48Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll take one hit and I'm... If I take two,
- 1:51Speaker 5: I'm too high, and I have anxiety panic attack.
- 1:53Speaker 3: I'm calling the ambulance.
- 1:54Speaker 4: Sometimes when I'm with the homie, I'll take one hit,
- 1:56Speaker 4: two hits, and I'll be like, oh, I'm pretty good actually, bro,
- 1:58Speaker 4: because I can't smoke that much.
- 2:00Speaker 1: I can hit the wax pen. I can do helicopter,
- 2:01Speaker 1: but I'll be cool. You can do the wax pen
- 2:04Speaker 1: and be fine? Yeah.
- 2:05Speaker 3: That's insane.
- 2:06Speaker 1: It's weird. It's weird. It's different strokes for different folks.
- 2:08Speaker 2: It's actually funny because Jakarta never has its own supply,
- 2:11Speaker 2: only the yak supply.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Only the white skis, but everything else, yeah.
- 2:16Speaker 2: Fujikata would get somewhere and he knows the other person
- 2:18Speaker 2: has a vape before saying hi, like, you got your
- 2:20Speaker 2: vape with you?
- 2:21Speaker 1: Establish if I want to say hello to you first,
- 2:23Speaker 1: you know?
- 2:23Speaker 3: You're a big vape guy?
- 2:24Speaker 1: Yeah. You like sucking on plastic? Yeah, sucking on plastic, dick,
- 2:28Speaker 1: everything else, really.
- 2:30Speaker 2: I hear, if I hear that when you do the vape,
- 2:33Speaker 2: the sensation of something in your mouth is what gets
- 2:35Speaker 2: you going.
- 2:35Speaker 1: Correct, yes.
- 2:36Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the habitual nature of it, too.
- 2:39Speaker 1: Like, he really likes to put plastic in his mouth. Practically,
- 2:41Speaker 1: whoever sucks vape sucks dick. And it's just easy. It's
- 2:43Speaker 1: kind of what it seems like. Andres is a goer then. Andres,
- 2:47Speaker 1: I've seen this for my 50 vapes in the border
- 2:51Speaker 1: of Arizona. This was a deep thrower right here. I
- 2:54Speaker 1: put two vapes in there, huh? Yeah. No, I've seen
- 2:56Speaker 1: you double vape it. I've seen double barrel, double barrel. Wow.
- 3:00Speaker 1: Holy shit, bro.
- 3:01Speaker 3: No, no, no.
- 3:01Speaker 1: I've seen this for vaping and then hit a cigarette
- 3:03Speaker 1: at the same time.
- 3:04Speaker 3: That's kind of valid, though.
- 3:06Speaker 1: He's got a savage life. And then smack the shit
- 3:09Speaker 1: out of a woman. Wow. I mean, bro.
- 3:11Speaker 3: That kind of mood. If he's in that mood, I
- 3:13Speaker 3: don't know.
- 3:13Speaker 1: Dick just in front of all the homies, which makes
- 3:15Speaker 1: it weird. Bro's dick is huge. Yeah. Wow. That's what's up. Congrats.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, hell yeah. I forgot monotone penis. Monotone?
- 3:23Speaker 1: He has a retarded dick. Retarded dick? Yeah, it's like
- 3:26Speaker 1: when he fucks girls, they turn retarded. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah, straight.
- 3:29Speaker 1: Or is it you fuck retarded girls? It's one or
- 3:31Speaker 1: the other. Yeah. Wow. We're just straight there. Yeah. Wait, wait.
- 3:37Speaker 3: Have you seen the, they do like, they'll put like
- 3:40Speaker 3: the retarded face on like regular people.
- 3:44Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the baddies. Have you seen that? Yeah. Other
- 3:46Speaker 1: girls I've seen do it, they be at law. They
- 3:48Speaker 1: be at zoo coaching. Yeah, but why do they do that?
- 3:50Speaker 1: Why do they do this? Like, why do people, like, seriously?
- 3:55Speaker 1: Would you trade one of these with your homies? What
- 3:57Speaker 1: the fuck? No, that's not even real, bro. Third one
- 4:01Speaker 1: is getting smashed. Which one? That one. That's the one I...
- 4:05Speaker 1: You don't like the big ones?
- 4:09Speaker 6: Who?
- 4:09Speaker 1: You. Fuck no. I'm big as shit. What do two
- 4:12Speaker 1: big people need to be together for? That's true. That's
- 4:15Speaker 1: why I hate fat couples. Y'all both big as shit.
- 4:17Speaker 1: No one's helping each other. They're just making it worse. Yeah,
- 4:20Speaker 1: you're making it worse. Unless they're both like, hey, we're
- 4:22Speaker 1: going to both go on a fitness journey together and
- 4:24Speaker 1: we're both going to kill it. That's not rare. Nowadays,
- 4:27Speaker 1: it happens a lot, actually. Right, Brad? I think so, yeah.
- 4:29Speaker 1: What the fuck? Have you seen... Alright, J-Cart.
- 4:36Speaker 3: Fucking dickhead.
- 4:37Speaker 1: How's that rude? That was nice. You've never seen Malibu's
- 4:42Speaker 1: Most Wanted? Yeah, of course I have. Hey, chill the
- 4:45Speaker 1: fuck out, bro. Alright, J-Cart. Alright, J-Cart. They call me J-Cat. Yeah,
- 4:50Speaker 1: I call you J-Cat now. Okay. Yeah. What is, have you.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Seen like a spiral of like people sign up at
- 4:56Speaker 2: your gym now that everybody's on a healthy tip?
- 5:00Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's always like in January. It's always the
- 5:03Speaker 1: first few months of the year. End of the year, right?
- 5:05Speaker 1: End of the year, beginning of the year type shit? Yeah,
- 5:06Speaker 1: it's when everyone is like, I'm going to do it now.
- 5:08Speaker 1: Then when does it stop?
- 5:12Speaker 3: For some people, it's like the end of January, early February.
- 5:16Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
- 5:16Speaker 3: Most people end up, like, stopping.
- 5:17Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 5:17Speaker 1: You've had a lot of people stick around, though, right? Yeah,
- 5:19Speaker 1: for sure. And you're just, like, proud of you guys, man. Yeah,
- 5:22Speaker 1: hell yeah. It's good to see people change. Have you
- 5:24Speaker 1: seen somebody go to Zoo Culture, be hella fat, and
- 5:26Speaker 1: then you've seen them again? Yeah? Yeah.
- 5:28Speaker 5: I've actually had a few people come up to me, like, yo,
- 5:30Speaker 5: thank you for creating this place. Like, I lost, like,
- 5:33Speaker 5: fucking 50 pounds. I lost 60 pounds.
- 5:35Speaker 1: It's cool.
- 5:36Speaker 3: Like, genuinely cool.
- 5:37Speaker 1: So how can we not promote them? We only promote
- 5:38Speaker 1: the bad bitches at Zoo Culture.
- 5:40Speaker 3: I don't promote.
- 5:42Speaker 1: I promote the gym. Well, hold on. I promote the gym.
- 5:46Speaker 1: It's just only bad bitches in the video. Yeah, everyone knows.
- 5:49Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no, no.
- 5:50Speaker 1: I'm going to give the foul to the wrong bro. Ah,
- 5:51Speaker 1: because you don't make fouls. You know what's crazy? When
- 5:54Speaker 1: the five people come up to him, he's like, yo,
- 5:55Speaker 1: can you please not touch me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No,
- 5:57Speaker 1: I get skinny. You know what he's like? He gets
- 5:59Speaker 1: skinny first. You know what he's like?
- 6:00Speaker 2: He's like the fool from fucking the movie Dodgeball.
- 6:02Speaker 1: I knew you were going to go there. I knew
- 6:03Speaker 1: you were going to go there. You've never seen Dodgeball? Yeah,
- 6:06Speaker 1: I have. Ben Stiller's character? Yeah, yeah, that's him. What
- 6:09Speaker 1: did he say? What's the line he says? Ooh, gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 6:15Speaker 1: That was a good movie. That was an incredible movie.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Where Brad takes steroids and then gets a pump for
- 6:19Speaker 1: his penis when he's working out. That's for sure, Brad.
- 6:21Speaker 1: Were you in the era of penis pumps? No, I
- 6:24Speaker 1: never did that, no. Does that work? I don't know.
- 6:26Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 6:27Speaker 1: Is it supposed to make it, like, bigger? Hold on,
- 6:28Speaker 1: hold on. Let's not deflate the fact that he doesn't
- 6:30Speaker 1: promote the fat people at Raw. Hold on, I understand.
- 6:32Speaker 1: I wouldn't either.
- 6:33Speaker 3: I've encouraged you to come to the gym anytime.
- 6:34Speaker 1: And I'm doing great. And I brought you to your
- 6:36Speaker 1: gym and thank you for allowing me. Yeah, I always
- 6:38Speaker 1: let you come in. Yes. I want you to lose weight. Wait,
- 6:40Speaker 1: so you let some people come in for free? Yes.
- 6:43Speaker 1: So that one time I seen Fousey come and he
- 6:45Speaker 1: took a water and he was just like, no, me
- 6:47Speaker 1: and Brad got our own shit. And you were like,
- 6:49Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. Did that
- 6:53Speaker 1: really happen? Yeah. You don't remember? I don't remember. No.
- 6:56Speaker 1: He grabbed it. The dick sucking is real in this
- 6:58Speaker 1: episode already. Just talking about certain times that happened at
- 7:01Speaker 1: his gym. You stupid, fat, dumb immigrant bitch. And did
- 7:04Speaker 1: he look up to Fousey because he's one of the Muslims? Yeah.
- 7:06Speaker 1: Radical as fuck. In the beginning, he was super. But
- 7:09Speaker 1: in the beginning, when I seen Fousey, I was like, bro,
- 7:11Speaker 1: who's cool as fuck? He used to make Muslim videos.
- 7:12Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is what Muslims do. And
- 7:13Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I was sick as fuck. I
- 7:15Speaker 1: don't know. He'd be on some other shit. But I
- 7:16Speaker 1: think he's still cool, bro. I fucking love Fousey. Yeah,
- 7:18Speaker 1: I like Fousey. I like Fousey. Yeah, I like Fousey.
- 7:20Speaker 1: But the point is, there was one video where he
- 7:21Speaker 1: went to his gym and he just took a water.
- 7:23Speaker 1: And the dude working was like, yo, what the fuck?
- 7:25Speaker 1: He's like, no, no, me and Bradley got our own
- 7:27Speaker 1: shit going on. And they're like... Okay. By the way,
- 7:30Speaker 1: going to Zoo Culture is the easiest for me. They'd
- 7:31Speaker 1: be like, dude, no. They already know. You'd be like, ah,
- 7:33Speaker 1: you were better called. Go ahead. I mean, I got
- 7:35Speaker 1: 50 homies with me, though. There you go. Yeah, no,
- 7:37Speaker 1: but my favorite thing. They make you sign a waiver, right?
- 7:39Speaker 1: With the homies? Yes, yes. Okay, okay. I like when the...
- 7:42Speaker 1: You know I want to sue you. My homies, they're struggling.
- 7:44Speaker 1: What did the Chico's do? What did the Chico's do?
- 7:46Speaker 1: They put a sign over it? Over the Zoo Culture thing?
- 7:49Speaker 3: Yeah, they did like a whole takeover thing.
- 7:51Speaker 1: That shit was hilarious when I seen that shit. Will
- 7:53Speaker 1: you remember? Yeah, I was there. Oh, you went?
- 7:55Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 7:56Speaker 1: When Brad opened that gym, I actually went. Oh, really? Yeah.
- 7:59Speaker 1: A while back. Damn, that's real, bro. He didn't invite you? Bro,
- 8:02Speaker 1: we weren't homies. We just became homies once he found out. No,
- 8:04Speaker 1: that's not true. I invited him. Once he found out,
- 8:06Speaker 1: I was funny. But, fool, he's also the type, he didn't,
- 8:08Speaker 1: when Andres, so I did a walk for mental health.
- 8:11Speaker 1: He didn't come for that. Yeah, because I was dealing
- 8:12Speaker 1: with my own mental health. No, no, shut the fuck up.
- 8:14Speaker 2: And then when Andres, Andres was a big part of
- 8:17Speaker 2: our podcast, he brought the 3K for all of our friends, family,
- 8:22Speaker 2: and fans that are.
- 8:23Speaker 1: Coming up on it.
- 8:24Speaker 2: Tickets to the live show that same day in the night.
- 8:27Speaker 2: He also didn't come to that because he's better than us.
- 8:29Speaker 2: So anything help wise, he's not coming. Cause he thinks
- 8:31Speaker 2: he's just, but, but.
- 8:33Speaker 1: We've gone to his over touching nasty tofu. Indonesian mosque parties.
- 8:40Speaker 1: It wasn't nothing to do with my mosque. You dumb
- 8:43Speaker 1: bitch It was an English.
- 8:45Speaker 2: People that don't even know English and it was the
- 8:47Speaker 2: most awkward thing ever I did both you guys don't
- 8:49Speaker 2: want to blow up.
- 8:50Speaker 1: I promise you bro. My life would be so easy
- 8:52Speaker 1: if you don't go to my shit.
- 8:56Speaker 2: Because there was when I think of Indonesian I think
- 8:58Speaker 2: of a representation of his beautiful mother who wears a
- 9:01Speaker 2: hijab and By the way, there.
- 9:03Speaker 1: Was an Indonesian woman in there with BBLs and their
- 9:05Speaker 1: titties all out. Yeah, it was disgusting. I was like,
- 9:07Speaker 1: what's going on? And they were overly touchy, and I
- 9:09Speaker 1: was like, Jakarta.
- 9:09Speaker 4: It was weird. Because Jakarta's the type like- You should
- 9:12Speaker 4: have seen my mom's face. My mom's face was like,
- 9:13Speaker 4: what the fuck?
- 9:13Speaker 2: Jakarta's the type to do bumps in my mom's bathroom,
- 9:17Speaker 2: but I can't even go in his house because he
- 9:18Speaker 2: thinks I might.
- 9:18Speaker 1: Say something wrong. You see the difference? Bro. So the standard,
- 9:22Speaker 1: he holds us, but we went to his spot, and
- 9:24Speaker 1: there were BBL?
- 9:24Speaker 3: No, no, no.
- 9:25Speaker 1: Indonesian ladies? But that's not a representation of my family.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Nor my people. Your people. It is your people. They're Indonesian.
- 9:30Speaker 1: They are Indonesian, yeah. But, hey, you guys have fucking
- 9:32Speaker 1: Mexicans that are fucking doing their Mexican shit. And you
- 9:35Speaker 1: were like, uh. Describe Mexican shit. MacArthur Park. Central Americans
- 9:40Speaker 1: are known for that, by the way. Describe. MacArthur Park is.
- 9:44Speaker 1: What's a big Mexican area that you're like, ah. Oh,
- 9:46Speaker 1: Echo Park, right? Beautiful. Hmm. What about. East LA, beautiful.
- 9:51Speaker 3: No, but describe Mexican shit.
- 9:52Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead. Oh, just stealing. Stealing. stealing probably doing
- 9:57Speaker 1: drugs on the street.
- 10:00Speaker 2: I've seen you do a couple bumps in the block before.
- 10:03Speaker 1: With who? Mexicans?
- 10:05Speaker 2: No, half the food you do, the main food you
- 10:07Speaker 2: do bump with are Central American. Guatemala and Salvadorian. Wait,
- 10:10Speaker 2: if the, bro, Mexican to me is if they speak
- 10:12Speaker 2: Spanish to me.
- 10:13Speaker 1: No. Oh, my God. Yeah, like, he's putting, he's thinking
- 10:15Speaker 1: of something else. Same for Bradley, too. Same for Bradley, too. What,
- 10:18Speaker 1: for me, what? Yeah, if they speak Spanish, you're like, oh,
- 10:20Speaker 1: they're Mexican. No, I know the difference, bro. Really? Yeah, yeah,
- 10:23Speaker 1: I know the difference. He's not MAGA. Yeah, I've been
- 10:27Speaker 1: around enough to.
- 10:27Speaker 3: Know the difference.
- 10:28Speaker 1: Well, I've been around, too, but I just don't care
- 10:30Speaker 1: because they treat me like shit. Really? They always think
- 10:32Speaker 1: I'm Indian. Yeah. Really? You kind of, I mean, you
- 10:37Speaker 1: look it, you look it. I thought you were at first. Okay, well,
- 10:40Speaker 1: the Indian doesn't bother me. They think I'm a terrorist. Well. Well,
- 10:45Speaker 1: I do terrorize that pussy. I mean, with the fact
- 10:48Speaker 1: that your dad owns a mosque. He doesn't own a mosque.
- 10:51Speaker 1: He runs it on the board of directors. And that's close, right, fool?
- 10:55Speaker 1: They don't get money off it. It's a non-profit. That's
- 10:58Speaker 1: what our nonprofit's saying.
- 10:59Speaker 3: Someone's making money there.
- 11:00Speaker 1: Exactly. That's what I'm saying.
- 11:02Speaker 3: Someone's making money there.
- 11:03Speaker 1: Because the card always says, a billionaire built it. A
- 11:06Speaker 1: billionaire paid for it. So the billionaire doesn't need that
- 11:08Speaker 1: little chump change from the mosque. Nice little write-off. Exactly.
- 11:11Speaker 1: So you're telling me, come on. I wish it was
- 11:14Speaker 1: like that, bro, because then I wouldn't be living where
- 11:16Speaker 1: I live, you know? I'd be living in Calabasas. By
- 11:19Speaker 1: the way, by the way, our last episode, he got mad.
- 11:21Speaker 1: Two episodes ago, he got mad because... I call this
- 11:24Speaker 1: dad a sleeper agent. Okay, okay, hold on, hold on.
- 11:26Speaker 1: There's a YouTube account called Channel 5 News with Andrew Callahan.
- 11:29Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen it.
- 11:29Speaker 1: You know Andrew? So I watched the Kirk episode, the
- 11:32Speaker 1: Charlie Kirk episode, and it was just a bunch of
- 11:34Speaker 1: white people talking shit about Islam, about my religion, and
- 11:36Speaker 1: talking about how in the mosques we have military-grade weapons.
- 11:40Speaker 1: That actually kind of just pissed me off. I was
- 11:42Speaker 1: just annoyed, right? Next episode, we talk, this is what
- 11:45Speaker 1: calls my dad a sleeper agent. You know? Does he
- 11:49Speaker 1: have reason to believe that? Well, I don't know. He
- 11:52Speaker 1: has no reason to believe that. He just made it up.
- 11:54Speaker 1: I don't think he's a sleep agent. I do know
- 11:55Speaker 1: his dad's a racist. I talk to him in English
- 11:57Speaker 1: and he just talks to me in Spanish.
- 11:59Speaker 2: And I don't know if he's trying to make me
- 12:00Speaker 2: feel comfortable or he thinks I don't know English.
- 12:02Speaker 1: He wants you to feel comfortable.
- 12:03Speaker 4: Of course he knows you speak English. The point is,
- 12:07Speaker 4: I thought about the Charlie Kirk episode.
- 12:09Speaker 1: And his dead ass, you know? Whoa. And his dead ass.
- 12:13Speaker 1: Holy shit, bro. Fuck is he going to do? He's
- 12:16Speaker 1: going to come back? He's fucking crazy. Doubt it. You
- 12:18Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? Yeah. Doubt it. That's nuts.
- 12:20Speaker 2: Everybody knows it's crazy. Jakarta asked me, like, hey, dude,
- 12:23Speaker 2: are you not scared to speak your opinion on the
- 12:26Speaker 2: comedy shows, you know? Because, you know, and I'm like.
- 12:28Speaker 1: You talk hella shit about Mexicans, too. And then he
- 12:30Speaker 1: was like, and I was like, nah. And he's like,
- 12:31Speaker 1: why not? I was like, because I don't have a neck.
- 12:34Speaker 1: So you- You get it? I can't get shot in
- 12:37Speaker 1: the neck. You can't get shot in the neck because
- 12:40Speaker 1: he doesn't have one. Nah, bro. It went over a
- 12:42Speaker 1: lot of your guys' heads. It bombed that head. It
- 12:43Speaker 1: went right over. It went over a lot of guys' heads,
- 12:45Speaker 1: but the bullet didn't go over his head. That shit
- 12:46Speaker 1: went straight directly here. What am I doing, man? It
- 12:49Speaker 1: directly went here. Bro, that's too far. What am I doing, bro?
- 12:53Speaker 1: But you know that he did not get shot. There
- 12:54Speaker 1: was a bomb in the mic, and it exploded, and
- 12:56Speaker 1: Israel did that. Bro, here we go. Israel did that. What?
- 12:59Speaker 4: By the way, by the way, think about it like this, Brad.
- 13:01Speaker 4: Think about it like this. Fu, come on, Fu. You
- 13:03Speaker 4: seen the Fu that shot him? You're telling me you
- 13:05Speaker 4: scouted the whole place, you couldn't find the fool on
- 13:07Speaker 4: the roof?
- 13:08Speaker 1: Come on, fool.
- 13:10Speaker 2: Okay, if we're saying this, if we're saying this, okay,
- 13:14Speaker 2: I know you think of us as a little bit
- 13:15Speaker 2: of a joke because we're hilarious, funny people.
- 13:17Speaker 1: Probably some of the funniest people you know in your life.
- 13:23Speaker 1: But you're making all these jokes in between of course,
- 13:31Speaker 1: I have to laugh I mean, it's like it'd be
- 13:32Speaker 1: a different conversation with Candace.
- 13:34Speaker 2: I think have you are you with the political realm?
- 13:37Speaker 2: What kind of would you do some shit or you
- 13:38Speaker 2: don't know enough?
- 13:39Speaker 3: I would have a conversation with it for sure.
- 13:41Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, just hear her out hear her out and shit, right?
- 13:43Speaker 3: Yeah, I met her at one of the UFC's essentially
- 13:45Speaker 3: she kind of switch sides, right?
- 13:47Speaker 1: She did She did. As far as what? Like, she
- 13:49Speaker 1: went from, like, Israel, Israel to, boom. I don't think
- 13:52Speaker 1: she was ever Israel, Israel. Well, because she was attacking
- 13:54Speaker 1: Erica Kirk, right? Yeah. That, like, a little, that's what
- 13:57Speaker 1: I'm saying. She had a huge spot. She essentially suicides
- 13:59Speaker 1: a little bit.
- 14:00Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 14:00Speaker 1: But isn't, let's be honest, that in the, when I'm,
- 14:03Speaker 1: do you believe in league shit like that? Like, especially you,
- 14:05Speaker 1: you know, I know, Jakarta, tell me what type of
- 14:07Speaker 1: party he's been to. Oh, you've been to the, the,
- 14:10Speaker 1: the Robes. You know what I'm talking about? The dark
- 14:12Speaker 1: hoodie party. The dark hoodie party. You've been to those. No,
- 14:15Speaker 1: I haven't. What's that? The Illuminati ones? Yeah, you've been
- 14:19Speaker 1: to those. I haven't been to those. No, no, no. Oh!
- 14:23Speaker 1: That's a joke, dude. That's whose logo is made up
- 14:26Speaker 1: by it. Oh, my God. Brad walks in, he's like,
- 14:28Speaker 1: tres putos. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Brad just made his
- 14:36Speaker 1: logo buff so people don't catch on. They know what
- 14:41Speaker 1: it means when they shit.
- 14:42Speaker 2: But do you believe, you know how they said that
- 14:43Speaker 2: that fool was, basically he was catching on?
- 14:46Speaker 1: So he started switching sides on his- They.
- 14:48Speaker 2: Offered him to be on their side and he was like, no,
- 14:51Speaker 2: I'm America first.
- 14:52Speaker 1: And then he gets smoked right after. I mean, I
- 14:55Speaker 1: did see all that.
- 14:56Speaker 5: You see all the interviews leading up to it, and
- 14:58Speaker 5: you see him kind of changes.
- 14:59Speaker 1: In the Losers? Well, he's asking questions that are pretty valid.
- 15:05Speaker 5: I think he did say he wasn't going to take
- 15:07Speaker 5: some sort of donor money.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 15:09Speaker 2: And then what about Erica Kirk's? And then what about
- 15:12Speaker 2: Erica Kirk's? You've seen she has the- Faced orphan in Romania.
- 15:15Speaker 2: She had the Kirk sixes on her feet?
- 15:17Speaker 1: Faced fake orphan in Romania where kids went missing.
- 15:20Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard about all that shit.
- 15:22Speaker 1: And her parents are part of something with the army
- 15:23Speaker 1: that they- That's some dark shit, dawg. It is.
- 15:26Speaker 3: The whole thing is dark, man.
- 15:27Speaker 1: But you, right?
- 15:29Speaker 2: You, with the reach to be able to grab these
- 15:31Speaker 2: people and ask these conversations, how come you don't get
- 15:32Speaker 2: into that?
- 15:33Speaker 1: He does. I mean, I do. I've had these conversations.
- 15:37Speaker 1: If anything, bro, he's one of the realest, bro. I've
- 15:38Speaker 1: had these conversations. He's one of the realest, bro. Jakarta,
- 15:40Speaker 1: he's already here. Stop sucking his dick. He liked that one.
- 15:43Speaker 1: He liked that one. I appreciate you. Thank you, bro.
- 15:46Speaker 3: I do have these conversations, though.
- 15:47Speaker 1: Fuck you, Gap. I do.
- 15:48Speaker 3: I've had a lot of people on there.
- 15:50Speaker 1: People would be like, don't have him on. Actually, he
- 15:52Speaker 1: just had... Damn, let him talk. Oh, sorry about that, brother. No,
- 15:55Speaker 1: go ahead. No, no, I don't want to talk anymore.
- 15:57Speaker 3: No, keep edifying me.
- 15:57Speaker 1: He wants to know how much you know about him. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 16:00Speaker 1: go ahead. You just had the Palestinian UFC fighter on there, right? Yeah, Sean.
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- 17:16Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Chill out, bro. Chill out, bro. Your predictions.
- 17:20Speaker 1: I'm going with the Bills. Okay, so we got the
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- 17:26Speaker 1: have to go with the Bills. Fuck the Patriots, I guess, man.
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- 18:26Speaker 1: I had Sean on. Oh, if I was the fool
- 18:27Speaker 1: that beat up the black fool? The black fool. No,
- 18:30Speaker 1: I'm not. Well, it was confirmed. This is a great person.
- 18:34Speaker 1: What was confirmed, that he was black or? I don't know,
- 18:36Speaker 1: he's for sure black. No, if you remember, he was
- 18:39Speaker 1: the other thing. You know the accusations that they had
- 18:40Speaker 1: on him? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know the
- 18:42Speaker 1: details on him. I don't even want to see him
- 18:43Speaker 1: get knocked the fuck out within 10 seconds, bro. That
- 18:45Speaker 1: shit's crazy. 12, but yeah, that was fucking crazy. Palestinian
- 18:48Speaker 1: from Santa Ana. Shout out to OC, they took a
- 18:50Speaker 1: dub right there. Shout out to Santana right there. He
- 18:52Speaker 1: was a nice guy. He was a really cool guy. Yeah, well,
- 18:54Speaker 1: the Palestinians are usually nice. The Indonesians, I'm not too
- 18:56Speaker 1: happy with them. Mexicans? Get out of our country. I
- 18:59Speaker 1: like the Mexicans. Really? So you're okay with them getting
- 19:01Speaker 1: out of our country? What do you mean the Mexicans
- 19:02Speaker 1: are giving up a company? I fuck with them. Yeah,
- 19:05Speaker 1: fuck with them. You should fuck with our company too, bitch.
- 19:09Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's nice. I'm very grateful with the company,
- 19:13Speaker 4: with the Mexicans. Mexican people, without Mexicans, America would be,
- 19:17Speaker 4: where would America be?
- 19:19Speaker 3: Wouldn't have any good food, that's for sure.
- 19:21Speaker 1: No good food. Zero good food. You guys like this?
- 19:23Speaker 1: I bought it from a website. I got caught with
- 19:25Speaker 1: the ad. Immigrants make America greater. How did I get
- 19:29Speaker 1: an ad? What do you mean? There was an ad
- 19:30Speaker 1: that popped up when I was going through my reels.
- 19:32Speaker 1: And you bought that from an ad? And I bought it.
- 19:35Speaker 1: But then I went to the website and it's an
- 19:36Speaker 1: organization that helps fund families.
- 19:40Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 19:40Speaker 2: But I still don't know if they could be scamming
- 19:42Speaker 2: like Jakarta's dad scams the mosque.
- 19:43Speaker 1: But I at least know the message is there. Shout
- 19:46Speaker 1: out to the immigrants. So you do have these conversations though. Absolutely, yeah.
- 19:51Speaker 1: I would love to help out an immigrant family. You
- 19:55Speaker 1: being part of my life helps me and my family.
- 19:57Speaker 1: I think I've helped some immigrant families. You have. You've
- 20:00Speaker 1: changed a lot of immigrants' lives. I think I have.
- 20:02Speaker 1: Is that how you get a lot of Latina pussy?
- 20:04Speaker 1: I think I was doing that previously. Yeah? But... I'm
- 20:08Speaker 1: sure it helps. For sure now. I'm sure it helps.
- 20:10Speaker 3: I'm sure it helps.
- 20:11Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Amigos, do you know what that means? Yeah,
- 20:14Speaker 1: the company. My drink is actually in the Dodger Stadium. No, no, no, no.
- 20:18Speaker 1: You know what it is? They might think he's like
- 20:19Speaker 1: a culture vulture. He's just using the name, but little
- 20:20Speaker 1: do they know, the partners are also Latinos. They're real Mexican. Well,
- 20:24Speaker 1: one's a Mexican, though. There's like a... Ecuadorian? Yeah. And
- 20:28Speaker 1: then what's Brando? What the fuck? No, Diego, not the
- 20:30Speaker 1: Ecuadorian people. I'm not a fan of Diego. Fake out CEO. Diego? No, bro.
- 20:37Speaker 1: I love that. He's super handsome, bro. Yeah, he's fine
- 20:39Speaker 1: as shit.
- 20:39Speaker 3: No, he's the man.
- 20:41Speaker 1: He's such a pussy when it comes to drugs. They
- 20:42Speaker 1: actually just texted us because they've seen our interview with you. Yeah.
- 20:45Speaker 1: And they were like, yo, man. By the way, not
- 20:47Speaker 1: all of them texted us. Brando texted us. They're two pussies.
- 20:49Speaker 1: They're too cool to text us. Brando texted us. One
- 20:51Speaker 1: of them's in Europe just trying to flex on shit.
- 20:53Speaker 1: This is Spain, huh? He's in Italy. He's in Italy
- 20:55Speaker 1: right now? Yeah, he ain't a punk bitch. He texted
- 20:57Speaker 1: me pictures. He was like, guess where I'm at? What?
- 20:59Speaker 1: Because I'm Italian. He was like, Luke. And I knew
- 21:01Speaker 1: exactly where he was at, too. You ain't never been there, fool. Bro,
- 21:04Speaker 1: I've been there. What are you talking about?
- 21:05Speaker 2: Are you Italian like Vinny or you're Italian like fucking-
- 21:08Speaker 2: Tony Soprano.
- 21:09Speaker 1: No. I meant Vinny like fucking- Vinny Guadagnino?
- 21:13Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
- 21:13Speaker 1: Vinny Guadagnino. Yeah, I know. But are you like that
- 21:16Speaker 1: or are you like- No, he's not kind of foreign.
- 21:19Speaker 1: He's with a gangster, fool. He's white boy gangster. He's
- 21:21Speaker 1: like Tony Soprano.
- 21:23Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what kind of Italian
- 21:25Speaker 3: would I be.
- 21:27Speaker 1: I don't know. Was there mad dishes at lunch, dinner time?
- 21:32Speaker 1: A fucking casserole and shit. Yeah, my mom, she needs
- 21:37Speaker 1: some work. What the fuck? So growing up, who would cook?
- 21:43Speaker 1: Your mom.
- 21:44Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I started cooking pretty early too.
- 21:46Speaker 1: Is it because you didn't like the food or you
- 21:48Speaker 1: just like, oh, I want to do this health shit?
- 21:51Speaker 3: A little bit of both.
- 21:52Speaker 1: Really?
- 21:52Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bit of both.
- 21:53Speaker 1: That's crazy because I love my mom's food.
- 21:56Speaker 3: Yeah, we could tell. We know you love your mom's food.
- 21:59Speaker 1: That's rude as fuck. Is it, though? Yeah, kind of rude, B-Rad,
- 22:01Speaker 1: but it's cool. B-Rad?
- 22:03Speaker 3: Talking about a guy who's shot in the neck wasn't rude?
- 22:06Speaker 1: No, because what he said was worse. What he said
- 22:09Speaker 1: was way worse. But you're fat.
- 22:10Speaker 3: It's like, who cares?
- 22:11Speaker 1: It's not a big deal. You're kind of just trying
- 22:13Speaker 1: to hurt my feelings.
- 22:14Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
- 22:15Speaker 1: You're looking at me in my eyes calling me fat.
- 22:16Speaker 1: Why are you looking at me for help? I don't know,
- 22:18Speaker 1: because you're not helping? Are you guys going to lose
- 22:22Speaker 1: weight together? He's losing crazy weight. I just got walking shoes.
- 22:26Speaker 1: I'm not 75 pounds. You have lost a lot of weight. Yes,
- 22:34Speaker 1: I did. I remember that. He said you're just making
- 22:37Speaker 1: up the numbers. That's fucked up. I approve. All right, cool.
- 22:51Speaker 1: I have proof, too.
- 22:53Speaker 3: No, you have lost weight since I've seen you.
- 22:55Speaker 1: Yeah, 75 pounds. Yeah. I was dying, man. Yeah, you
- 22:57Speaker 1: fucking were. I've cut my hair since I've seen you.
- 22:58Speaker 1: I was fucking dying. You were. I wish it would
- 23:01Speaker 1: have been some money with you. They said you got
- 23:04Speaker 1: to rerun the you and Felipe fade because you lost
- 23:07Speaker 1: hella weight. Bro, I was so tired within those 20 seconds.
- 23:09Speaker 1: I saw that. I saw that. That was tough. I'm
- 23:11Speaker 1: not going to lie. Seeing you fight him, bro, as
- 23:13Speaker 1: your best friend, in my head, I was just like, bro,
- 23:15Speaker 1: kill this dude, Felipe. I was like, I hope you
- 23:18Speaker 1: kill this man. I was thinking the opposite. I think
- 23:21Speaker 1: Felipe was at his health shit right there too. He was,
- 23:24Speaker 1: he was really good. He got fat now, huh? No,
- 23:25Speaker 1: I wouldn't say he got fat. He's like done this
- 23:27Speaker 1: sort of. Yeah, yeah.
- 23:29Speaker 4: Dude, I seen a picture of him in zoo like
- 23:31Speaker 4: doing the lat thing. What's the pose where you go
- 23:34Speaker 4: like this?
- 23:35Speaker 3: Lat spread.
- 23:35Speaker 1: The lat spread? And he looked crazy good. But then
- 23:38Speaker 1: I think he hopped on creatine or some shit. Okay. What?
- 23:42Speaker 1: He got a little thicker. He's strong as fuck, though.
- 23:44Speaker 1: He is strong as fuck. He has biceps. He's ridiculously strong.
- 23:47Speaker 1: Because he could bench pretty heavy for his size. He
- 23:49Speaker 1: used to work construction? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, how long?
- 23:53Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe ask him when you see him
- 23:56Speaker 1: next time. No, I don't need to. That was for, like, years.
- 23:58Speaker 1: That was his main job. Oh, really? That was his
- 23:59Speaker 1: main job? Oh, fuck me, bro. I worked construction one day.
- 24:01Speaker 1: I quit. And I didn't even do real construction. I
- 24:04Speaker 1: was fucking around. Yeah, we went and did roofing.
- 24:05Speaker 3: That was really fun. That was one of the first
- 24:07Speaker 3: videos we did together.
- 24:08Speaker 1: It's such a white thing. Roofing is fun. It's not
- 24:10Speaker 1: fucking fun. You could die. No, it was hard as fuck.
- 24:13Speaker 1: Was it? It was so fucking hard. Yes, bro. I
- 24:15Speaker 1: don't know. I've never... Cooking, getting the fucking shingles off
- 24:18Speaker 1: the roof. Have you ever thought about maybe building your
- 24:20Speaker 1: own house?
- 24:21Speaker 7: Nah.
- 24:21Speaker 1: You got too much money to do shit like that?
- 24:23Speaker 2: There's a couple white boys that I follow on the
- 24:25Speaker 2: internet that definitely just be building houses out of.
- 24:26Speaker 1: I see that shit too. Is it the dude that's
- 24:28Speaker 1: fucking shooting and he's shaking the whole time? I've seen that. Bro,
- 24:31Speaker 1: that fool's a dog. Whoever that fool is.
- 24:33Speaker 3: There are some people who do some crazy shit on
- 24:35Speaker 3: the internet.
- 24:35Speaker 2: I think the day you could build your own house,
- 24:37Speaker 2: you should go to Texas, buy land for your Kraken.
- 24:39Speaker 1: That's a different type of level of pussy. I think
- 24:41Speaker 1: the day you buy land is kind of crazy too. What?
- 24:44Speaker 1: The day you buy land. For him specifically? Well, in general. Oh, okay.
- 24:47Speaker 1: Someone that owns land is sick as fuck. My land
- 24:49Speaker 1: is just taking it back from my people. Yeah, facts, bro.
- 24:52Speaker 1: I do this for the rest. Growing up, were you like,
- 24:55Speaker 1: I want to live in LA? No. No. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 25:00Speaker 3: Hey, what's what?
- 25:01Speaker 1: No, no, no. I'm saying because you're from San Fran.
- 25:03Speaker 3: No, I had no idea that I was going to
- 25:04Speaker 3: end up out here.
- 25:05Speaker 1: No.
- 25:06Speaker 5: I'll tell you, the story is basically like I went
- 25:09Speaker 5: to Sacramento State. for like right out of high school.
- 25:12Speaker 5: So I was like 18 and I went to Sac
- 25:14Speaker 5: State and I was like, I did- For.
- 25:15Speaker 1: Like practice sport, buffness or what the fuck? Well, no, no.
- 25:18Speaker 1: I just went to go to school.
- 25:19Speaker 3: I was like, okay, let me go to school here.
- 25:20Speaker 5: And I went there for like a year and I
- 25:22Speaker 5: was like, this just feels like a- Fucking tour.
- 25:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 25:25Speaker 3: Like a bigger version of where I was.
- 25:27Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 25:28Speaker 5: And so I was like, I just want to go home.
- 25:29Speaker 5: And then I guess I sort of believe that, okay,
- 25:32Speaker 5: if I go to LA, cause back then it's so
- 25:35Speaker 5: fucking long ago, you had this idea that like, if
- 25:37Speaker 5: you go to LA, I think a lot of people
- 25:39Speaker 5: still have it, but like, I was going to be
- 25:40Speaker 5: able to like make it. And in my mind it was,
- 25:42Speaker 5: I was going to be a trainer and I was
- 25:44Speaker 5: going to train celebrities.
- 25:45Speaker 3: Because there was no social media.
- 25:47Speaker 1: Which ended up kind of happening. It did happen.
- 25:49Speaker 3: It absolutely did happen.
- 25:50Speaker 1: Damn, that's crazy.
- 25:51Speaker 5: Before I blew up on social media, that was where
- 25:54Speaker 5: I was at. I was training celebrities.
- 25:57Speaker 1: My goal was to open my own.
- 25:58Speaker 3: Gym and just train celebrities in the gym. This was
- 26:01Speaker 3: before the internet.
- 26:02Speaker 1: Yes.
- 26:03Speaker 5: And then the internet took off and I was like, oh,
- 26:05Speaker 5: I want to focus on this. But I did get
- 26:06Speaker 5: to that level. I just didn't have my own private
- 26:09Speaker 5: gym yet. And then I focused on social media, and
- 26:12Speaker 5: then obviously I have my own gym now.
- 26:14Speaker 1: That's crazy. Imagine thinking of what people think when they
- 26:16Speaker 1: see Brad do dumb shit like the Chico Sosico video
- 26:20Speaker 1: that comes out today. And be like, that food used
- 26:21Speaker 1: to be my trainer back in the day.
- 26:23Speaker 3: Yeah, I was a trainer from like late 17.
- 26:26Speaker 1: Did you ever actually train a celebrity? Yes. Who was
- 26:29Speaker 1: the first celebrity? You don't want to say?
- 26:31Speaker 5: You can't really say a bunch of info on that.
- 26:34Speaker 1: Oh, okay, okay.
- 26:34Speaker 3: Because I agreed to not like you.
- 26:36Speaker 1: Oh, it's like NDA shit. Oh, wait, to train? Why?
- 26:38Speaker 1: Were they fucking fat and you didn't? No, maybe they
- 26:40Speaker 1: just don't want to be known. They just don't want
- 26:43Speaker 1: to let it be known that I get trained by somebody.
- 26:46Speaker 1: What's that? No, it's just respecting. Yeah, okay, okay. It's respecting.
- 26:52Speaker 3: But so it's, yes.
- 26:54Speaker 1: Yes, okay. Yes, yes, yes.
- 26:56Speaker 5: But to tell you, yeah, that was my goal. I
- 26:58Speaker 5: was going to be a trainer. I didn't have an
- 27:01Speaker 5: idea of this whole internet thing.
- 27:02Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. Yeah. When did the internet
- 27:04Speaker 1: start popping? Because you were here before that, right? Yeah. Yeah. Wait,
- 27:10Speaker 1: so you weren't even promoting yourself like my sweet... I
- 27:12Speaker 1: think when you mean internet, you mean like Instagram and shit, right?
- 27:15Speaker 3: Yeah, when Instagram and YouTube really took off.
- 27:17Speaker 1: But... But you were promoting yourself on MySpace or whatever
- 27:20Speaker 1: the fuck you guys had before that? I think he
- 27:22Speaker 1: would walk around with just pictures of himself. No, no, no.
- 27:24Speaker 1: I never did that. I was on MySpace. On LivePost?
- 27:27Speaker 1: On LivePost? Like School of Rock? You want to get
- 27:29Speaker 1: like this? I was still a kid. I was still
- 27:30Speaker 1: a kid on MySpace, really. That was like high school
- 27:32Speaker 1: for me. Get the fuck out. You weren't a kid.
- 27:35Speaker 1: I was still a kid. I mean, I was like 17.
- 27:36Speaker 1: For LinkedIn? I mean, I had LinkedIn, yeah. Yeah, but
- 27:40Speaker 1: we didn't really use that.
- 27:42Speaker 3: Like, I just had that because I thought you had
- 27:43Speaker 3: to have that.
- 27:44Speaker 1: People use LinkedIn right now, but those are more like
- 27:45Speaker 1: company foods. Yeah, I feel like engineers and shit, yeah.
- 27:50Speaker 1: But when you're popping on LinkedIn, companies take you a
- 27:52Speaker 1: little more serious. I think I have a LinkedIn. Pull
- 27:54Speaker 1: it up. Do you have a LinkedIn? Yeah. Bradley Martin,
- 27:56Speaker 1: get the fuck out. I have a LinkedIn for sure.
- 27:58Speaker 1: It's just him like this, profile picture? Nah, I definitely
- 28:01Speaker 1: have a LinkedIn. I do business and shit. I haven't
- 28:03Speaker 1: looked at it in.
- 28:03Speaker 3: Like fucking 10 years, but yeah. But no, it was like,
- 28:07Speaker 3: it was social media. It was Starlight.
- 28:09Speaker 1: Right here. Yeah, I have a LinkedIn. Look at that.
- 28:13Speaker 1: Zoom in on the photo. Zoom in on the photo.
- 28:15Speaker 3: That's an old selfie of me.
- 28:17Speaker 1: That was on Instagram at one point.
- 28:18Speaker 2: By the way, I want to let you know, Humberto
- 28:20Speaker 2: was a guy who just started working with us.
- 28:23Speaker 1: He also takes photos like this. Can we pull up
- 28:24Speaker 1: Humberto's photo before we pull up Brad's? Oh, my God. Yo.
- 28:27Speaker 1: Zoom in. Brad, what the fuck? What does BM fit?
- 28:30Speaker 1: Baby mama fit? It's my name, motherfucker. What is BM fit,
- 28:35Speaker 1: you dumbass? Bruh, why the fuck do you look older?
- 28:38Speaker 1: This is scary, dick.
- 28:39Speaker 3: I look older there?
- 28:40Speaker 1: You look older there. You look older as shit. You
- 28:41Speaker 1: know what you look like? That you auditioned for the
- 28:43Speaker 1: Jersey Shore and they didn't let you in. Oh, yeah? Dude,
- 28:45Speaker 1: you'd be a fucking dog in the Jersey Shore, bro.
- 28:47Speaker 1: I would have been. If you look like your Pauly D.
- 28:50Speaker 1: Do you think you could whoop Ronnie's ass in this one?
- 28:51Speaker 1: For sure. Come on, bro. You'd beat that shit out
- 28:53Speaker 1: of Ronnie. Yeah? Ronnie couldn't fight, dog. Bro, he was
- 28:56Speaker 1: knocking motherfuckers out. No, he drunk motherfucking on the boardwalk.
- 28:59Speaker 1: Why are you talking so much shit about Ronnie? Fuck Ronnie.
- 29:01Speaker 1: He was a pussy, dog. I guess Ronnie would beat
- 29:03Speaker 1: the shit out of you. Ronnie's a nice guy.
- 29:04Speaker 3: I've met him a few times.
- 29:05Speaker 1: Oh, really? Sorry. Yeah, he's a nice guy. Oh, he
- 29:07Speaker 1: was like, I'd beat the shit out of him. I
- 29:08Speaker 1: don't respect Ronnie. Why? Why? Because he talked all that
- 29:11Speaker 1: tough shit and they let a bitch break him down.
- 29:12Speaker 1: For you to respect him. For you to beat the
- 29:14Speaker 1: shit out of this girl, no? That's the only time
- 29:16Speaker 1: I ever respected him. Whoa. Whoa. He kind of looks
- 29:20Speaker 1: like you, bro. Whoa. Shit. Hell yeah. Well, you don't
- 29:26Speaker 1: see him now. He'd be mad inside over Sammy and
- 29:27Speaker 1: Sammy just moved on and live life. He lost it.
- 29:31Speaker 1: He lost it. He lost his bitty and took down
- 29:33Speaker 1: like the weakest lame ever. He lost the bitch. He
- 29:36Speaker 1: got with that black girl. I think he lost her too. Oh, tough.
- 29:42Speaker 3: Do you think this could ever be recreated?
- 29:44Speaker 6: No.
- 29:44Speaker 1: They're trying right now. I've seen that. There's no way.
- 29:46Speaker 1: Because subconsciously they're going to want to be them. They're
- 29:48Speaker 1: already shooting. But the thing is, social media is such
- 29:50Speaker 1: a big thing. Now you can't recreate it. It's hard.
- 29:53Speaker 1: It's hard. You can't recreate Jersey Shore when there's still
- 29:55Speaker 1: a Jersey Shore going on with them adults and it's
- 29:56Speaker 1: still cracking. Yeah. I see what you're saying. They have
- 29:59Speaker 1: to be fully retired. That's who just proposed to his girlfriend. No,
- 30:01Speaker 1: not even them specifically.
- 30:02Speaker 3: I mean like a new group of people.
- 30:04Speaker 1: No, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. They're
- 30:05Speaker 1: doing that. They're doing that because the old Jersey Shore.
- 30:08Speaker 1: It's still going on. It's still going on when they're
- 30:10Speaker 1: doing like old people shit. Yeah. I see. But they're
- 30:12Speaker 1: still popping. Yeah.
- 30:13Speaker 2: They're one of the biggest reality TV show of all time.
- 30:16Speaker 1: Yeah. No question. Yeah.
- 30:18Speaker 5: Besides the Kardashian thing.
- 30:19Speaker 1: Yeah, keep it. I know a lot. I think he
- 30:22Speaker 1: was better because it was bigger.
- 30:24Speaker 2: Obviously, there's nothing compared to the Kardashians. But influence wise,
- 30:29Speaker 2: grenade whistle. The Cavs is here.
- 30:32Speaker 1: Yeah, Jim. Jim. Jim Tan laundry. There's nothing bigger than that.
- 30:36Speaker 1: That was so good. Didn't DTF come from that? Down
- 30:40Speaker 1: the fuck? Fool. There's nothing bigger than that. Their influence
- 30:44Speaker 1: is crazy, fool. You know what DTF means to me?
- 30:45Speaker 1: My meatball. Fool, you're my meatball, dick. You know what
- 30:47Speaker 1: DTF means to me? Din Tai Fung. You fat bitch.
- 30:51Speaker 1: It wasn't food, bro. It wasn't food. I would literally
- 30:53Speaker 1: pick food over pussy any time of my life. That's
- 30:55Speaker 1: not true at all. It's very true. You a desperate bitch.
- 30:57Speaker 1: I'm not. Nigga, now? Every time? Every time. Oh. Ah,
- 31:01Speaker 1: that's good. Okay, if you're telling me salt and pepper
- 31:02Speaker 1: shrimp in front of me and then there's a bad bitch,
- 31:04Speaker 1: salt and pepper shrimp. Salt and pepper tofu? Salt and
- 31:06Speaker 1: pepper tofu. If it's salt and pepper or anything, I'm
- 31:09Speaker 1: picking it. You have a hard time getting it up?
- 31:11Speaker 1: Watch this. Yeah. When I'm off the Coke, yeah. Watch this.
- 31:13Speaker 1: Watch this. Now, this is our salt and pepper shrimp,
- 31:17Speaker 1: a sack of fire lavadita or some pussy. Oh, the
- 31:20Speaker 1: fact that you have to think about that.
- 31:22Speaker 4: You're an addicted bitch. Well, the sack can't go alone.
- 31:24Speaker 4: I can't just do Coke by itself. I've never done
- 31:26Speaker 4: Coke by itself. Okay, you're lit and all three of
- 31:28Speaker 4: those are available.
- 31:29Speaker 1: I'm drunk and three of those are available? Give me
- 31:31Speaker 1: the sack, bro. That's crazy, bro. Give me the Coke. Oh, wait, no.
- 31:36Speaker 1: Pussy's there? Yeah, give me the coke. I lost pretty
- 31:38Speaker 1: fast anyways. It does not have... Have you ever met
- 31:40Speaker 1: a Kardashian? What? You ever met a Kardashian? Yes. Which one? Bruce? No. No.
- 31:49Speaker 6: No.
- 31:49Speaker 1: I ran into Kourtney at... Hey, let's change the name.
- 31:52Speaker 1: She's so brave, by the way.
- 31:54Speaker 5: I ran into Kourtney at a bagel shop. I ran
- 31:57Speaker 5: into Kim Kardashian at an airport.
- 32:00Speaker 1: Did you talk to them? At the bagel shop. No, no, no.
- 32:06Speaker 1: I heard Bruce used to give you stamina training. No, no, no.
- 32:10Speaker 1: I heard that's the way you used to train. Endurance training, though. No.
- 32:14Speaker 3: And I ran into Kylie at some function party.
- 32:17Speaker 1: But do you talk to them? Like, hey, my name
- 32:18Speaker 1: is Bradley Martin. Or they're just so big. Not the
- 32:21Speaker 1: party thing, no. It was more like in passing.
- 32:24Speaker 3: It was like brief.
- 32:25Speaker 1: Oh, okay, brief. But did they know who you were?
- 32:28Speaker 1: I doubt it. I doubt it. You're pretty good in
- 32:31Speaker 1: the white space. They're just a different level of huge.
- 32:34Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of people forget they're Armenian.
- 32:37Speaker 1: I just think people think they're white. I don't think
- 32:39Speaker 1: nobody forgets them. It literally shows in their face that
- 32:41Speaker 1: they're Armenian. Really?
- 32:42Speaker 3: What's the significance of that?
- 32:44Speaker 1: Them being Armenian? That's just huge. They're the biggest Armenians.
- 32:48Speaker 1: For the only thing not Armenian about them is that
- 32:50Speaker 1: they fuck black guys. Other than that, they're Armenian, fool.
- 32:52Speaker 1: The biggest thing Armenians do is they only fuck with Armenians.
- 32:55Speaker 1: That's the thing I love about them. Keep it to
- 32:57Speaker 1: your own risk. Don't risk, you know? That's what I'm saying.
- 33:00Speaker 1: The only thing they don't do- Is fuck black guys, yeah. No, no, no.
- 33:03Speaker 1: All they do is fuck black guys. Yeah, facts. All
- 33:05Speaker 1: of them.
- 33:06Speaker 3: For the culture, I guess, huh?
- 33:07Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Well, for the culture to keep the rap going,
- 33:09Speaker 1: I mean- That's what I mean. I think they do
- 33:11Speaker 1: it for the love of the game. No, for the
- 33:12Speaker 1: black culture made them, they writing it out, literally writing it. Oh, yeah.
- 33:15Speaker 1: Lamar Odom got with fucking- Khloe. Khloe, and then he
- 33:19Speaker 1: got on meth.
- 33:21Speaker 7: Wow.
- 33:22Speaker 1: This pussy must have been horrible, huh? Holy shit. Does
- 33:26Speaker 1: your homie Lamar know him? No, I don't know him.
- 33:28Speaker 3: I don't know him.
- 33:29Speaker 1: I talked to him on FaceTime once. He was a baller. Why?
- 33:31Speaker 1: Was he on Met that you were sending it to him? No, no, no.
- 33:34Speaker 5: Someone was like, yo, I was like doing this show
- 33:36Speaker 5: or some shit with him and then he was at
- 33:38Speaker 5: my gym and he was like, Lamar was on the phone.
- 33:39Speaker 1: I don't know. I wouldn't sell them drugs, bro. Why
- 33:42Speaker 1: do they have that? They have this thing where they
- 33:44Speaker 1: say you sell drugs to people or something? That was Steve, yeah.
- 33:46Speaker 1: You sold what to him, though?
- 33:48Speaker 3: No, I didn't sell drugs. I told Steve a long
- 33:49Speaker 3: time ago.
- 33:49Speaker 1: What was the drug? What was the drug? No, no,
- 33:51Speaker 1: I didn't sell drugs. No, no, I know, but there
- 33:52Speaker 1: was a drug that they would say. What was the drug? No,
- 33:54Speaker 1: I would tell you.
- 33:55Speaker 3: Let me finish the fucking story.
- 33:56Speaker 1: You shut the fuck up. You're like a bug bitch.
- 33:58Speaker 1: All right, listen.
- 33:59Speaker 3: So I told Steve.
- 34:01Speaker 1: So what was the drug? I'm just kidding. Jesus Christ, bro.
- 34:04Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.
- 34:06Speaker 5: I told him at one point, I remember having this
- 34:08Speaker 5: conversation with him, like, when i was younger i used
- 34:11Speaker 5: to sell steroids okay okay so i told him that
- 34:16Speaker 5: story and then like next thing i know it was
- 34:18Speaker 5: like bradley martin sells drugs and sold me drugs and
- 34:20Speaker 5: it became this big thing how many people think you
- 34:21Speaker 5: killed all your steroids none bro no i didn't sell
- 34:24Speaker 5: i wasn't selling steroids was it like out of your
- 34:27Speaker 5: trunk or what the fuck no it was like honestly
- 34:30Speaker 5: it was the stuff that i was using and like
- 34:32Speaker 5: friends were like i want to get some but i
- 34:33Speaker 5: would help.
- 34:34Speaker 1: Them out it's the way that people are selling uh
- 34:36Speaker 1: retinol like Oh, yeah. Hey, I got some. You want
- 34:39Speaker 1: some type shit? Yeah, it's kind of like that. Which
- 34:42Speaker 1: is still not, by the way, it's not okay. Which part?
- 34:46Speaker 2: I want to let you know, if you're a tix
- 34:47Speaker 2: there with your big butt fat and your Latino small
- 34:50Speaker 2: 5'5 friend says, Brad, I want to get on steroids
- 34:52Speaker 2: and you give it to him, you're down and you're
- 34:53Speaker 2: killing him, Brad.
- 34:54Speaker 1: No, no, no. But Coke is better? I didn't say
- 34:56Speaker 1: it was better. You're the Coke guy. No, I don't
- 34:59Speaker 1: sell it, but I'm indulging it.
- 35:01Speaker 3: I'm just saying.
- 35:02Speaker 1: But we do have a friend that... Dude, what the fuck? It's, uh, he, um,
- 35:10Speaker 1: he's gay. Okay. Jakarta.
- 35:13Speaker 3: He, the parts, he, um, he, um, he sells it
- 35:17Speaker 3: and sells what drugs, like actual drugs.
- 35:20Speaker 1: No, you're a type of drug. Okay. Okay. Okay. And,
- 35:23Speaker 1: but he doesn't sell to his friends. Okay. So he's,
- 35:28Speaker 1: he's selfish. So it makes him better.
- 35:29Speaker 3: No, he doesn't want other people to get in shape
- 35:32Speaker 3: as well.
- 35:32Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. Yes. No, no, no. He just
- 35:35Speaker 1: doesn't want to be the reason if anything happens.
- 35:36Speaker 5: Well, it's not like I'm like, yo, you have to
- 35:38Speaker 5: take this. People want, they're asking for it.
- 35:40Speaker 1: Yeah, they're asking. It's not the kind of drug you're like, yo,
- 35:42Speaker 1: try this shit. Yeah, but I want to let you
- 35:43Speaker 1: know right now, if a crackhead comes to me and
- 35:45Speaker 1: I sell meth and I sell him the meth and
- 35:46Speaker 1: he dies, I still sell it to him. Even if
- 35:48Speaker 1: he wanted it. I just want to let you know that.
- 35:49Speaker 1: I just want to put that out there.
- 35:51Speaker 3: You mess a little different.
- 35:52Speaker 1: Get that bag, huh? Get that bag, though. Get that check.
- 35:54Speaker 1: Get that check. Have you ever thought about joining the WWE?
- 35:58Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be fun.
- 35:59Speaker 1: Yeah? I would do that.
- 36:00Speaker 3: I would do that.
- 36:01Speaker 1: What song? What would be your walkout song? I haven't
- 36:05Speaker 1: thought that far. I don't know. Here comes my hero.
- 36:08Speaker 1: We are Charlie Kerr. Coming out with an American flag.
- 36:14Speaker 1: I like the first one. What was yours? What was yours?
- 36:18Speaker 1: Here comes the people. What song is that? What song
- 36:22Speaker 1: is that? I don't know. No? I don't know where
- 36:26Speaker 1: you're going with that. Can we look up the lyrics? Oh,
- 36:28Speaker 1: here comes the people. I don't think that's us. That's
- 36:29Speaker 1: not my view. No, no, no. I think it is.
- 36:31Speaker 1: That was the first one. Welcome to the jungle. That's
- 36:34Speaker 1: a hard ass intro song. That's a hard ass intro song.
- 36:36Speaker 5: My special move could be like they knock my hat
- 36:37Speaker 5: off and I fucking rage and smack him.
- 36:40Speaker 1: Right?
- 36:41Speaker 3: That could be the move.
- 36:42Speaker 1: I mean, at one point, the big show, you know
- 36:43Speaker 1: the big show, big guy? Of course. The big show's
- 36:46Speaker 1: special at one point was called the knockout punch. So
- 36:48Speaker 1: he would just sock you in your fucking chin and
- 36:51Speaker 1: you would get knocked out. That would be his move.
- 36:54Speaker 1: I think that was a little, that was a little late.
- 36:55Speaker 2: Have you, have you, have you gotten an opportunity to
- 36:59Speaker 2: maybe do something like that?
- 37:01Speaker 1: They've definitely, they've definitely. Fucking Logan Paul's fucking hiding you
- 37:04Speaker 1: from the world. I don't know. No, I don't know.
- 37:07Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 37:07Speaker 5: I think I probably got hit up at one point,
- 37:09Speaker 5: but I don't think I followed up because I'm not
- 37:10Speaker 5: good at emails.
- 37:11Speaker 1: Be honest. What the fuck? What'd you do? What the fuck?
- 37:14Speaker 1: You have an assistant for them, fool. Dude, I just,
- 37:17Speaker 1: but I don't, I don't know. You know what is
- 37:19Speaker 1: the type, right? What the fuck does she do? Walk
- 37:21Speaker 1: your dog? She's fucking that near a maid. What'd you do?
- 37:24Speaker 1: Would you do like a brand risk boxing thing? It
- 37:28Speaker 1: just wouldn't make sense to you. No, no, no. Cause
- 37:32Speaker 1: if you're going to do it, you might as well
- 37:33Speaker 1: go legit all the way. Yeah. What do you mean? Like,
- 37:37Speaker 1: like why do browser? When he had the chance to
- 37:38Speaker 1: do WWE.
- 37:39Speaker 3: You'd have to do, I'd have to do something. I
- 37:41Speaker 3: feel like I'm going to think that I'm not bigger.
- 37:44Speaker 3: It's just like, I don't need money that bad. I
- 37:47Speaker 3: would do something else that would be more building of
- 37:49Speaker 3: the brand in total.
- 37:50Speaker 1: And something like that would be WWE. I mean, bro,
- 37:53Speaker 1: those dudes get fucking hurt. Why not go for it, though?
- 37:55Speaker 1: Have you pitched the idea? I haven't, no. Are you
- 37:58Speaker 1: comfortable where you're at? To where you're like, I don't
- 38:01Speaker 1: want new ventures?
- 38:02Speaker 3: No, I mean, obviously I like new ventures.
- 38:04Speaker 1: I think people are always looking for new ventures.
- 38:05Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got to make sense.
- 38:07Speaker 1: But I am comfortable. Obviously, I always want to do more.
- 38:10Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I think he should, I mean,
- 38:12Speaker 1: he's literally the biggest, probably one of the biggest WWE fighters.
- 38:16Speaker 1: That's a great high flyer, bro. Yeah.
- 38:18Speaker 4: He's a great high flyer. He could be getting hurt, bro.
- 38:20Speaker 4: Doing all those jumps and shit, going through tables. That's
- 38:22Speaker 4: just insane, bro.
- 38:23Speaker 1: Lil Yachty just did his debut. Lil Yachty was wrestling.
- 38:26Speaker 1: Did you see that? Yeah. He just doesn't like black people.
- 38:30Speaker 1: That's crazy, bro. I just don't like how they're going
- 38:33Speaker 1: into a white culture without asking for permission. I'm just kidding.
- 38:36Speaker 1: I don't think... For the reality, he can't send it
- 38:38Speaker 1: to me. Logan Parker sent it to me. You know
- 38:41Speaker 1: what I'm saying? That's what his somersault backflip is. That's
- 38:44Speaker 1: just crazy.
- 38:45Speaker 2: If I'm watching WWE... I want you to sell me
- 38:48Speaker 2: that you're serious about it.
- 38:49Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, Bad Bunny sold it to me. Even though
- 38:51Speaker 1: I know he's Bad Bunny, he said, Logan Paul. Bad
- 38:53Speaker 1: Bunny did great.
- 38:54Speaker 2: I'm not the biggest Paul Brother fan, but him, WWE,
- 38:57Speaker 2: I fuck with. Him and his podcast, I think it's great.
- 39:00Speaker 1: Impulsive. But my favorite thing about him is him in
- 39:02Speaker 1: the force. It's great.
- 39:04Speaker 3: Oh, my God, bro.
- 39:05Speaker 1: Oh, that was too far? That was too far?
- 39:10Speaker 3: Such a dark time, you know? Different time on the internet.
- 39:13Speaker 1: Yeah. Darker time for the person in there, you know? Yeah. Yeah.
- 39:16Speaker 1: That was rough. I like how the beginning of the
- 39:18Speaker 1: video was like, we have to respect people's cultures. Went
- 39:21Speaker 1: straight there.
- 39:21Speaker 3: Why did I see this recently, too?
- 39:23Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no.
- 39:23Speaker 2: It's going active again on TikTok. I want to let
- 39:25Speaker 2: you know right now, that was the best comeback in
- 39:27Speaker 2: the internet.
- 39:27Speaker 1: Facts. Oh, yeah. Facts.
- 39:29Speaker 3: No doubt about that.
- 39:30Speaker 1: Facts. Facts.
- 39:31Speaker 3: It's insane, actually.
- 39:33Speaker 1: I see some shit where he said that The Rock
- 39:35Speaker 1: wasn't fucking with him in the past. I saw that, yeah.
- 39:37Speaker 1: And then he started trying to fuck with him now,
- 39:38Speaker 1: and he said no. But look at Paul's thoughts to understand, right? Like,
- 39:42Speaker 1: come on, dog. It's not like you made a joke.
- 39:44Speaker 1: You were there where the person was in the back.
- 39:46Speaker 1: The person was in the back, hung. It's a forest called,
- 39:49Speaker 1: I think they call it Suicide Forest.
- 39:51Speaker 3: Yeah, that is what they call it.
- 39:52Speaker 4: They call it Suicide Forest because a lot of people
- 39:53Speaker 4: go there to commit suicide.
- 39:55Speaker 1: It's very sad. But there's also a person there, like
- 39:56Speaker 1: an old Japanese man, that tells people, hey, get out
- 39:59Speaker 1: the forest. I hope you don't, you know, like an
- 40:01Speaker 1: attendee in a sense. And he's like, hey, man, I
- 40:03Speaker 1: hope you guys aren't, like telling people, hey, don't kill
- 40:04Speaker 1: yourself in a sense, you know? It's kind of like,
- 40:06Speaker 1: what's that bridge over here that they close down? Where?
- 40:09Speaker 1: The Pasadena Bridge. It's not closed down. You can try
- 40:11Speaker 1: to buy it. Oh, but they gate it the fuck
- 40:13Speaker 1: out of it. Yeah, for the Suicide Bridge. In Pasadena? Yeah,
- 40:15Speaker 1: people go there.
- 40:16Speaker 4: They jump off that bridge to kill themselves all the time.
- 40:20Speaker 1: Yeah. I wonder where he thought that it was okay
- 40:22Speaker 1: to have somebody in the back, though. I don't know.
- 40:25Speaker 1: What was going through his head at that moment? He
- 40:27Speaker 1: probably just wasn't thinking, bro. Nah, he— come on, fool. I'll
- 40:30Speaker 1: tell you.
- 40:30Speaker 5: I think it was— he just got to a point, like,
- 40:32Speaker 5: he did vlogs so— Committed.
- 40:35Speaker 1: He was committed.
- 40:36Speaker 5: It was like every vlog. You got to think at
- 40:38Speaker 5: the point where he was at. He was obviously really young.
- 40:40Speaker 5: Every vlog was, like, crazier and crazier and crazier.
- 40:43Speaker 1: He was going millions— One more than the next. One
- 40:44Speaker 1: more than the next. Millions, millions, every video. Yeah.
- 40:47Speaker 5: And I think he just thought like, because like, I mean,
- 40:49Speaker 5: you could see it in the video and he did
- 40:50Speaker 5: a preface to the video. Like obviously he shot the video,
- 40:53Speaker 5: then he did like a, you know how we shoot
- 40:54Speaker 5: an intro after the video? Where he was like, yo,
- 40:57Speaker 5: this has never been done before kind of thing. So
- 40:58Speaker 5: like you could tell part of him probably just thought
- 41:00Speaker 5: like this was just going to be sort of.
- 41:02Speaker 1: Shock value, bro. It's going to be crazy. So crazy.
- 41:04Speaker 1: It's never been done. And it just backfired on him.
- 41:06Speaker 3: I think because he was just addicted to that like-
- 41:08Speaker 3: The high?
- 41:08Speaker 1: That high.
- 41:09Speaker 2: I'm going to say though, like, because he didn't make
- 41:11Speaker 2: a joke, right? He didn't make a joke when that happened?
- 41:13Speaker 1: I don't think so. When they shot in the background?
- 41:15Speaker 1: I don't think he did. I think he was just like, ooh.
- 41:17Speaker 1: You know, he just said, I think there's somebody hanging there.
- 41:20Speaker 1: And then the camera panned to the body. Okay, but
- 41:24Speaker 1: if we look at, and I'm not taking Logan Paul's side, right?
- 41:27Speaker 1: I mean, who gives a fuck? It's the past. I'm
- 41:29Speaker 1: not saying who gives a fuck that somebody was dead,
- 41:30Speaker 1: but it's the past. But if Vice could do some
- 41:33Speaker 1: shit like that, or these documentaries, like... Different content, different perspectives.
- 41:40Speaker 1: But why? Because he's Logan Paul? He can't be serious?
- 41:42Speaker 1: He wasn't being serious. That's the problem. I think that's
- 41:46Speaker 1: the biggest take on it. You're a YouTuber. I just
- 41:48Speaker 1: asked if he made any jokes, and they said no.
- 41:51Speaker 1: I think the whole video was just funny in general.
- 41:54Speaker 1: If you've seen the video, in the beginning, it's like
- 41:56Speaker 1: funny shit, funny shit, funny shit. Yeah, he's like walking
- 41:57Speaker 1: through like a market. Walking through, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh,
- 42:00Speaker 1: we're in the forest. Oh, I think there's a vine. Oh,
- 42:02Speaker 1: then the hack didn't help, huh? Yeah, you get what
- 42:03Speaker 1: I'm saying. What is it? No, it was like Minion
- 42:05Speaker 1: or something. It was the aliens from Toy Story. Yeah.
- 42:08Speaker 1: Do you get me? So I think it was just
- 42:10Speaker 1: perspective and how people looked at it, how this fool
- 42:12Speaker 1: was viewing his own video in a sense where he
- 42:14Speaker 1: was like, it was a happy video. Everything's funny. Everything's funny. Oop,
- 42:16Speaker 1: we're in a forest. Oop, there's a fucking body. Oop,
- 42:18Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I think it
- 42:19Speaker 1: was just like all around. I get it.
- 42:20Speaker 3: I get it.
- 42:20Speaker 1: All around people were just like, fuck this fool. I
- 42:22Speaker 1: can definitely see all the different perspectives. Rather than when
- 42:24Speaker 1: it's Vice, it'd be a fucking full-blown documentary about why
- 42:27Speaker 1: people are killing themselves or where it's at and shit
- 42:29Speaker 1: like that. Vice documentaries- It's the feel like the best comeback. Oh, definitely.
- 42:32Speaker 1: Vice documentaries had the game in a chokehold. I know
- 42:34Speaker 1: this was a Vice fool. They came back. Yeah? They're
- 42:37Speaker 1: back now. I remember. They got the funding again. Oh, good.
- 42:39Speaker 1: One of the best shit I've seen on there was
- 42:41Speaker 1: when it was a foos from Africa when they had
- 42:44Speaker 1: the hyena as dogs. For me, it was... Oh, I
- 42:48Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. In Somalia, Uganda or some shit. No,
- 42:52Speaker 1: in Africa. I don't know where in Africa.
- 42:53Speaker 4: They were doing black magic where they would go like this.
- 42:56Speaker 4: They would literally have the dog bite them. But they're
- 42:58Speaker 4: like wolves and shit. Bro, nothing would happen to them.
- 43:00Speaker 1: Hyenas. Nothing would happen to them. I don't know.
- 43:02Speaker 4: Some type of black magic shit they got going on.
- 43:04Speaker 4: The one Vice documentary I've seen was British. What are
- 43:09Speaker 4: the debt collectors?
- 43:11Speaker 1: So listen, I actually text Logan Paul. Sorry about that.
- 43:15Speaker 1: I remember at the time I text, because my dad
- 43:17Speaker 1: took his life of suicide. I text him at the time.
- 43:20Speaker 1: I hate when you say it like that. You just
- 43:22Speaker 1: bring it out of nowhere. He hung himself. My dad.
- 43:25Speaker 1: See Brad and then me and Brad. What's so funny? Jakarta.
- 43:29Speaker 1: I'm not fucking laughing. I'm not. Don't do that shit.
- 43:32Speaker 1: Why do you look away when I say that? Bro,
- 43:34Speaker 1: it's just sad as fuck.
- 43:35Speaker 3: So he hung himself in the garage. But anyways, point is, listen,
- 43:39Speaker 3: why are you laughing, bro?
- 43:41Speaker 1: You know what you're doing, fool. Why the fuck? What's
- 43:44Speaker 1: going on? Okay, I'm going to make myself better. No, hey, bro,
- 43:45Speaker 1: don't be looking at me, bro. Why are you laughing, dude?
- 43:47Speaker 3: I'm not.
- 43:47Speaker 1: I swear to God, I'm not. I'm really scared right now.
- 43:49Speaker 1: What the fuck's going on? No, chill out, bro. It's
- 43:51Speaker 1: just not funny, bro. Bro, that's why I'm not laughing.
- 43:54Speaker 1: It's not funny. I'm not laughing. Stop. He is. I'm
- 43:56Speaker 1: not fucking. He tried this shit with me before. So
- 43:59Speaker 1: you texted Logan.
- 44:00Speaker 3: So my dad killed himself.
- 44:02Speaker 1: Dude, you keep saying it. He hung himself because it's
- 44:06Speaker 1: relevant to the fucking video. I know, I know. And
- 44:09Speaker 1: I remember everyone was shitting on Logan. I remember this.
- 44:11Speaker 3: Everyone was shitting on Logan on the internet.
- 44:13Speaker 1: But nobody had ever been in the position you have
- 44:15Speaker 1: as a family member. Right.
- 44:16Speaker 3: And so everyone was shitting on him because it was
- 44:17Speaker 3: just like hype.
- 44:18Speaker 1: Let's talk shit about Logan right now.
- 44:20Speaker 3: Everyone was like, fuck you, fuck you.
- 44:22Speaker 1: I remember I text him.
- 44:24Speaker 3: And I was like, hey, you know, it kind of
- 44:26Speaker 3: made me feel this way. And he was sincere.
- 44:28Speaker 1: In his apology. He was like, yo, I'm sorry, man.
- 44:29Speaker 5: Like, I didn't really think about it being this big
- 44:32Speaker 5: of a thing. Because I think he genuinely didn't know.
- 44:35Speaker 5: I never made a video, said any shit. I just,
- 44:37Speaker 5: I had to hit him personally because I knew him
- 44:38Speaker 5: at the time. And I saw everyone was just piling on.
- 44:41Speaker 1: But you just hit him separately? Yeah, I hit him separately.
- 44:44Speaker 2: Do you think that genuine conversation is what made y'all
- 44:48Speaker 2: colliding on something where Ross, like.
- 44:51Speaker 1: Kind of like, essentially, like... Like he was like, he's genuine.
- 44:55Speaker 1: I mean, we all know where the level he's at
- 44:56Speaker 1: right now. Right. Yeah. Massive. Massive. Yeah. So you think him,
- 45:01Speaker 1: him doing that collab with you, not saying that he's
- 45:03Speaker 1: bigger than you or not. Right. But I'm saying like
- 45:05Speaker 1: him being like, I remember this days. No, I don't
- 45:08Speaker 1: know if that necessarily had anything to do with it.
- 45:09Speaker 2: No, I'm saying that, not necessarily that part, but he
- 45:11Speaker 2: knows how genuine and, and, and, and of a good
- 45:14Speaker 2: person you are. Because like, for example, he talked about
- 45:17Speaker 2: for somebody at Logan, it did to me, to me,
- 45:20Speaker 2: I think of him, like.
- 45:21Speaker 1: He's such a, um, For a strategic person, right? Obviously.
- 45:25Speaker 1: That's why he is that or he's that. So the
- 45:27Speaker 1: fact that he remembers him trying to work with The
- 45:28Speaker 1: Rock and then The Rock said no and then now
- 45:31Speaker 1: he wants to work with him because he's back to
- 45:33Speaker 1: being one of the biggest things in the world. So
- 45:35Speaker 1: you think you texting him and not shitting on him
- 45:36Speaker 1: in a video played a big part of you guys
- 45:38Speaker 1: collabing on something?
- 45:39Speaker 3: I mean, potentially.
- 45:39Speaker 1: Probably, right?
- 45:40Speaker 3: You can see someone's character, yeah. I think he was sincere.
- 45:44Speaker 3: I think he was sincere about like, I don't think
- 45:45Speaker 3: he thought it was going to be.
- 45:47Speaker 1: I was young. I don't really remember.
- 45:48Speaker 2: I just remember, I ain't going to lie, that was
- 45:51Speaker 2: the time of the internet where it was dark. And
- 45:53Speaker 2: people were making memes of him in the hat.
- 45:55Speaker 1: Yeah. Like me walking into my bitch's office. They still do.
- 45:58Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Yeah. One of the greatest,
- 46:01Speaker 1: definitely one of the greatest comebacks I've seen in a
- 46:03Speaker 1: long time.
- 46:04Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, bro.
- 46:04Speaker 5: You can't deny the guy's a fucking, he was also
- 46:06Speaker 5: just a pioneer in the fucking internet space.
- 46:07Speaker 1: Definitely.
- 46:08Speaker 3: Him and his brother. You know, people love to hate
- 46:10Speaker 3: on him, but, like, those guys have.
- 46:12Speaker 1: People hate his brother more. Yeah, but that's who.
- 46:13Speaker 3: At one point, people hated him more, for sure.
- 46:16Speaker 4: That's who fell into the hate, bro. He fell into it, bro,
- 46:18Speaker 4: and it made him... They're both fucking, like, one of
- 46:20Speaker 4: the biggest.
- 46:20Speaker 1: Stars in the world. He definitely is a big brother now.
- 46:21Speaker 1: You can see the difference now. Who? Like, big brother
- 46:25Speaker 1: and little brother.
- 46:25Speaker 4: I've always been so confused about that dynamic they have, because, like,
- 46:29Speaker 4: Jake Paul beefs it with KSI, but KSI and Logan
- 46:31Speaker 4: own a company together. And they'll talk shit to each other,
- 46:34Speaker 4: but they won't talk. It's weird. Then they all box together.
- 46:37Speaker 1: It's like WWE, fool. You think? You think so? Oh,
- 46:40Speaker 1: am I tripping? I really believed all that shit. You're
- 46:42Speaker 1: such a kid. You think Jake.
- 46:44Speaker 3: This guy.
- 46:45Speaker 1: I really believe KSI and Jake Paul were beefing heavy.
- 46:47Speaker 1: You talk about the person. They were, though. They were, though.
- 46:49Speaker 1: They were, though. Yeah.
- 46:51Speaker 3: But Jake beats all of them now.
- 46:53Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. All of them. But he has the
- 46:55Speaker 1: most training.
- 46:55Speaker 3: In boxing, he beat all of them.
- 46:57Speaker 1: He has the most training, bro. Yeah. You think he
- 46:59Speaker 1: could go against somebody like Ryan Garcia? Yeah. No.
- 47:02Speaker 3: Jake Paul?
- 47:02Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, he would. He would definitely do that.
- 47:05Speaker 1: He would definitely do it. But you got to understand, Fusco,
- 47:07Speaker 1: you're talking about a level of, like, as much as
- 47:12Speaker 1: Fusco be training, let's say somebody starts training at the
- 47:15Speaker 1: age of 28. Yes, they're going to be great, but
- 47:18Speaker 1: I don't think they're going to be as great as
- 47:19Speaker 1: somebody that's been training since they were 18. Yeah. No,
- 47:21Speaker 1: training since they were eight or something, you know?
- 47:23Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, Garcia is fucking, he lives boxing.
- 47:28Speaker 2: Canelo lives boxing. And shout out, what's it called? Jake Paul,
- 47:34Speaker 2: he fought Julio Chavez Jr. But we know he's not
- 47:38Speaker 2: the most.
- 47:39Speaker 5: But I think he could do well. I don't know
- 47:41Speaker 5: if he necessarily wins that, but I think he could
- 47:43Speaker 5: do well. I mean, if he kept the size, if
- 47:44Speaker 5: he had the size advantage, you never know.
- 47:47Speaker 1: But plus, he would never fight Ryan. He's too big
- 47:49Speaker 1: compared to Ryan. Which is what matters in boxing. That's
- 47:54Speaker 1: what I'm saying. But I think he would do that fight. No, definitely, bro.
- 47:59Speaker 1: I don't think Ryan would do it. Because I feel
- 48:01Speaker 1: like Ryan is like.
- 48:04Speaker 3: Ryan needs to beat Gervonta.
- 48:06Speaker 1: That's what he needs to do. Well, no.
- 48:08Speaker 2: His first bout is going to be Pitbull. If Ryan
- 48:11Speaker 2: loses against Pitbull, how do you think that would go
- 48:12Speaker 2: for him?
- 48:15Speaker 5: He's hard to count out because he's such a popular
- 48:18Speaker 5: figure that I think he'll just continue to get fights.
- 48:21Speaker 1: I literally have Ryan. But right now, Pitbull's like Mexican pride. Yeah, super.
- 48:27Speaker 1: Almost being probably one of the greatest boxers of this generation,
- 48:30Speaker 1: which was Gervonta. Had probably one of the best fights
- 48:32Speaker 1: against him. He refused to rematch, too. He beat the
- 48:35Speaker 1: fuck out of Roley Romero. Yeah. And Ryan lost against Roley.
- 48:41Speaker 1: Lost against Gervonta.
- 48:43Speaker 2: So now if he beats this fool, now these fools.
- 48:45Speaker 1: Are going to give him a chance again.
- 48:46Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think Rai would not take that fight.
- 48:49Speaker 1: No, no, I think he accepted it. No, yeah, it
- 48:51Speaker 1: would make sense for him to take that. And you know,
- 48:53Speaker 1: Pippo's not with the antics. Nah.
- 48:56Speaker 4: So I wonder how that's going to go. That's why
- 48:58Speaker 4: you look at a fool like that. Like, I've seen
- 49:00Speaker 4: his little documentary. You know, before the fights, they have
- 49:01Speaker 4: that little documentary.
- 49:02Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, all this fool does is just
- 49:04Speaker 1: kicks it with his family and trains. Talking about Pitbull. Yeah,
- 49:07Speaker 1: that's all he does. Are you a fan of Pitbull
- 49:08Speaker 1: Cruz how he fights? Yeah. Very Mexican dog shit. He
- 49:11Speaker 1: has a fucking dog or shit. He's super like a dog, bro.
- 49:15Speaker 3: I like Ryan too, man.
- 49:17Speaker 1: Yeah, Ryan fights like a dog, bro. I like Ryan
- 49:19Speaker 1: because he is who he is. What do you mean? Well,
- 49:22Speaker 1: because a lot of people are like, you're not really Mexican.
- 49:24Speaker 1: You're Mexican-American. And I'm like, you can't. I mean, it's
- 49:27Speaker 1: in his blood regardless.
- 49:29Speaker 3: Yeah, what's that about, man?
- 49:30Speaker 1: My only thing with Ryan is that I wish he
- 49:33Speaker 1: was just a little more normal. What do you mean?
- 49:36Speaker 2: I remember when I worked at Power 106 is when
- 49:37Speaker 2: he was going through those rants where he was like,
- 49:39Speaker 2: kind of going crazy mentally.
- 49:41Speaker 1: You remember that? Yeah. We were just talking about the
- 49:43Speaker 1: Illuminati and everything. And I'm like, Ryan needs to have
- 49:45Speaker 1: normal people around him. Like, that food needs to live
- 49:49Speaker 1: life a little bit.
- 49:49Speaker 2: Like, I'm not saying he's not normal, but like, come
- 49:53Speaker 2: kick it with the homies.
- 49:54Speaker 1: Chill, food, barbecue, live life. I think that's what he
- 49:57Speaker 1: was doing, though. No. He was fucking drinking and chilling. Yeah,
- 50:00Speaker 1: but he wasn't doing that.
- 50:01Speaker 2: We drinking chill food, but with people we grew up with,
- 50:03Speaker 2: genuine people that don't give a fuck who you are.
- 50:05Speaker 2: If everything is on kick and live and you have
- 50:07Speaker 2: to look lavish and everything, it's going to get you.
- 50:11Speaker 1: I see what you're saying.
- 50:12Speaker 3: What's this Mexican-American-Mexican thing?
- 50:14Speaker 1: It's a big thing, too. It's a big thing, that
- 50:16Speaker 1: Mexican-American-Mexican argument. Some people would say that, it's just an argument, Mexican-American-Mexican.
- 50:28Speaker 2: Kids in Mexico, they know I'm Mexican because of my parents.
- 50:31Speaker 2: But I'm not Mexican like.
- 50:32Speaker 1: Them, you know? What is that like? They were born
- 50:35Speaker 1: and raised in Mexico, fool. From there? They were born
- 50:37Speaker 1: and raised in Mexico. He was born and raised in... Well,
- 50:39Speaker 1: he was raised in America. So I think that's the
- 50:41Speaker 1: big difference. Yeah. I'm still Mexican-American. I still know Spanish fluently.
- 50:44Speaker 1: Spanish is my first language. But it's different, fool. It's
- 50:48Speaker 1: kind of like somebody moving from L.A. when they were...
- 50:52Speaker 1: But you didn't grow up here when we were kids
- 50:54Speaker 1: playing cops and robbers and a lot of things, you know?
- 50:56Speaker 1: So it's like a pride thing. For sure. Yeah, definitely, definitely.
- 50:58Speaker 1: And then it doesn't help Ryan that he doesn't know Spanish.
- 51:01Speaker 3: Yeah, they give him shit for that.
- 51:02Speaker 1: But he bleeds that shit, bro. He's like, viva la Mexico.
- 51:05Speaker 1: And that's good because he can. Yeah. He's a Mexican-American.
- 51:08Speaker 2: And then I think if he was from LA or something,
- 51:10Speaker 2: people would be more on the side.
- 51:11Speaker 1: But he's from Victorville. You know what I'm saying? That's
- 51:15Speaker 1: not that far. Also, he's hated, though. So it's easy
- 51:19Speaker 1: things to grab onto. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what
- 51:21Speaker 1: I'm saying? If they don't like one thing about you,
- 51:22Speaker 1: they're just going to not like everything about you. Exactly.
- 51:24Speaker 1: I like Ryan. I fuck with him, though. I like him.
- 51:26Speaker 1: I've been a critic of him where I'm like, you
- 51:29Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? In that weight class, he's my
- 51:31Speaker 1: favorite boxer, for sure. Oh, I ain't going to lie, bro.
- 51:34Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan of Teofimo. Yeah. I like Delfimo.
- 51:37Speaker 1: He's flashy. He's fly. Delfimo's funny, dog. Yeah, he's funny, dog.
- 51:42Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 51:43Speaker 1: Who's your favorite in that weight class? Ryan, just because
- 51:44Speaker 1: he's your boy, obviously? Yeah, Ryan. Yeah? Ryan.
- 51:47Speaker 3: For sure.
- 51:47Speaker 1: I like Ryan, too. I am excited to see that
- 51:50Speaker 1: Ryan and Pitbull fight, though.
- 51:51Speaker 3: That's going to be fucking nuts, man.
- 51:53Speaker 1: For who are you putting your money on? Ryan. Yeah.
- 51:56Speaker 1: He's going to come back on your pot of garlic.
- 51:57Speaker 1: He always wants me money. He always wants me money, bro. Really? Always.
- 52:00Speaker 1: I'm going to put some money on him, too, though.
- 52:01Speaker 1: Fuck it.
- 52:02Speaker 2: Against that Rolly Romero fight, he won you money? I
- 52:05Speaker 2: know you lost some brand in that.
- 52:07Speaker 1: Because you thought I was going to be in the
- 52:08Speaker 1: walk in the park and Ronnie Romero is known to
- 52:10Speaker 1: be a punching bag. I did.
- 52:11Speaker 3: I did.
- 52:12Speaker 1: I lost money on that fight. But he's won me
- 52:14Speaker 1: a lot of money. So I'm going with Ryan. I
- 52:17Speaker 1: remember the first time this fool got dropped, he got
- 52:19Speaker 1: dropped by an Olympic level boxer. He got dropped. The
- 52:22Speaker 1: British fool? The German fool or British fool. Once he
- 52:25Speaker 1: got dropped, he got up and.
- 52:25Speaker 4: Just started knocking his ass out.
- 52:28Speaker 1: This was fast. Bro, he has like the fastest hands,
- 52:31Speaker 1: I think, in boxing right now for sure. He has
- 52:32Speaker 1: the best left. It's just crazy.
- 52:35Speaker 3: I think I first interviewed him when he was like
- 52:37Speaker 3: 17 or some shit.
- 52:38Speaker 1: Really? How old is he now? Oh, my little predator. No, bro. Oh,
- 52:42Speaker 1: come on. Let's wrestle. I'll probably be too up. Touch me.
- 52:45Speaker 1: He was in the gym. He was like popping on
- 52:47Speaker 1: social media.
- 52:48Speaker 3: We did some content together. Did a little interview.
- 52:50Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. He's, he's. Oh, damn. Do you know him
- 52:54Speaker 1: 10 years ago? Yeah. 11.
- 52:56Speaker 3: Even more than that.
- 52:57Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. 11 years ago. That's fucking kind of crazy. Yeah. Victor,
- 53:01Speaker 1: I had no idea. Yeah, type in Ryan Garcia, Bradley
- 53:04Speaker 1: Martin punch. Bradley Martin nude. Wait, he punched you?
- 53:08Speaker 3: Yeah, when he was like 16, 17 or some shit. No, no,
- 53:12Speaker 3: it's not that one. Go image, click videos.
- 53:14Speaker 1: I was about to say that one's too recent. That's
- 53:16Speaker 1: a newer one. There's an older one. I was in a,
- 53:19Speaker 1: we're in a boxing ring. It was like down in
- 53:21Speaker 1: Orange County. No, that one's too recent. That's 2022. Click images.
- 53:29Speaker 1: Are they just, is he just punching like full blown 100%?
- 53:32Speaker 1: For sure.
- 53:33Speaker 3: Yeah, there's one where I was in a ring. Scroll down.
- 53:36Speaker 1: Hey, that one's fucked up. That one's fucked up.
- 53:39Speaker 3: Oh, where is it? Yeah, it's got all the newer ones.
- 53:41Speaker 3: It was just like an Instagram clip. So 20, what's
- 53:45Speaker 3: 20 mean? He's in search of the year. Will that help?
- 53:49Speaker 1: I think so, maybe. 20, 20, 20, 27. It was
- 53:51Speaker 1: like in 2017. It was like 2017. 2017, my bad. 2017.
- 53:54Speaker 3: 1968.
- 54:01Speaker 1: They took it down because he was a minor, you weirdo.
- 54:03Speaker 1: There it is. That's it.
- 54:05Speaker 3: That's the video.
- 54:08Speaker 1: Yes, on TikTok. You look so gay here, bro. You
- 54:10Speaker 1: like that, huh? Yeah, don't wear those again.
- 54:12Speaker 3: Yeah, it got you too excited? You just hit me
- 54:16Speaker 3: for real.
- 54:17Speaker 1: No, it didn't hurt him so much. I'll show you
- 54:19Speaker 1: where it hurts, right? Right after that slow motion. That's
- 54:22Speaker 1: where it hurt. That's where it hurt. The next thing
- 54:26Speaker 1: you were bruised. Right in the middle. The next thing
- 54:27Speaker 1: you were bruised? This one, he was like a kid, though.
- 54:32Speaker 1: For real. So now it would be different. Can we
- 54:35Speaker 1: see a recent one? Can we see a recent one?
- 54:37Speaker 1: I'm sure now it would be worse. Way worse.
- 54:39Speaker 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't let him hit it without pads now.
- 54:41Speaker 1: There's no way, right? Everyone did it with pads. I
- 54:43Speaker 1: did it for real back in the day. Fuck. But
- 54:46Speaker 1: he was younger. He was younger. I'm sure it's hard.
- 54:48Speaker 1: He's a grown man now. He's a grown-ass man. Yeah.
- 54:51Speaker 1: What is this one?
- 54:53Speaker 3: Yeah, I let him hit me here, too.
- 54:54Speaker 1: Nah, you're chirping, Brad. That hurt, though. That one hurt?
- 54:57Speaker 1: That one hurt. Nah, for sure it did. He got
- 54:59Speaker 1: the side punch on it, too. Fuck. Do you remember? Yeah,
- 55:03Speaker 1: I fuck with Ryan.
- 55:04Speaker 3: He's a good guy.
- 55:05Speaker 1: There was a video of him hitting a Gorlock. You know,
- 55:07Speaker 1: the big transgender woman guy? He hit her harder. Yo,
- 55:12Speaker 1: that's fucked up. They were saying that he was going
- 55:14Speaker 1: like if he was Javante. Bro, this food just went
- 55:17Speaker 1: full balloon, bro. How much money would you give.
- 55:19Speaker 2: Gorlock if they lost 100 pounds? Like if you were
- 55:22Speaker 2: to do a bet, how much would you put up?
- 55:24Speaker 1: I would say congratulations, man. Fuck, I got to pay
- 55:27Speaker 1: you to help your life? Yeah, you lost some weight.
- 55:29Speaker 3: You're healthier now.
- 55:30Speaker 1: Good shit. What you mean? What do you think about
- 55:32Speaker 1: fat positivity? Body positivity?
- 55:35Speaker 3: Like being like, good job, you're fat?
- 55:36Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it's a slippery slope, man. What do
- 55:40Speaker 1: you think about lying ass women about their fat friends?
- 55:44Speaker 3: Oh, girls all lie about all this shit. Girl, you
- 55:48Speaker 3: look good. Dude, girls on the internet are so fucking fake.
- 55:50Speaker 3: They'll comment, oh, I love you. Oh, slay queen. They
- 55:53Speaker 3: don't give a fuck. They're just trying to get engagement
- 55:55Speaker 3: and look good.
- 55:55Speaker 5: Yeah, slay that fucking dragon. Just virtue signaling bullshit. I'm
- 55:58Speaker 5: telling you, I'm not kidding. I've seen it so many times.
- 56:00Speaker 1: Have there ever been a big girl that you... that
- 56:04Speaker 1: you were almost into and you're like, ee, and then
- 56:06Speaker 1: you caught yourself like, nah, I can't do you? Nah.
- 56:08Speaker 4: Nah, because I feel like you're so big on fitness
- 56:10Speaker 4: that you can't even look at a big girl and
- 56:12Speaker 4: be like, oh, this bitch is fire, huh?
- 56:14Speaker 1: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? That's a real question.
- 56:16Speaker 1: When I was 16. Yeah. Not as an adult?
- 56:19Speaker 6: Nope.
- 56:20Speaker 1: You're missing out for their eaters, pop. Yeah, their eaters,
- 56:24Speaker 1: because all they do is fucking eat. Yeah, I mean.
- 56:26Speaker 1: You got your dick sucked by a fat bitch? I
- 56:29Speaker 1: promise you, that should change your life.
- 56:30Speaker 3: Yeah, I did it when I was 16.
- 56:32Speaker 1: Yeah, but not as an adult, fool. Yeah, not as
- 56:34Speaker 1: an adult. You're right. I'm not going to lie. Yeah,
- 56:35Speaker 1: do it as an adult, bro. You could probably still
- 56:37Speaker 1: go for a 16-year-old, but you should probably refrain from that. No, no, sir.
- 56:42Speaker 1: You should probably try to refrain from that. No, sir. No, sir.
- 56:46Speaker 1: And that person, you wouldn't date a fat girl, Brad?
- 56:48Speaker 1: Not necessarily. What does that mean, fool?
- 56:51Speaker 3: It means it all depends.
- 56:54Speaker 1: What you mean? If she's fat, she's got to be
- 56:56Speaker 1: like a strong man. That's the type of shit that
- 56:58Speaker 1: he's on, you know? She has to be like physically super.
- 57:00Speaker 1: What the fuck? Would you date a woman that's like
- 57:03Speaker 1: bigger and buffer than you? Probably not, no. Nah, hell nah.
- 57:07Speaker 3: That'd be like really masculine.
- 57:08Speaker 1: Like the one from Matilda? Like the principal? Oh, Trunchbull?
- 57:12Speaker 1: Pull her up. I don't know what she looks like.
- 57:14Speaker 3: Pull her up.
- 57:14Speaker 1: I'll tell you. Miss Trunchbull. You ever seen Matilda? I have.
- 57:16Speaker 1: I don't remember this shit, though. What's her name? Trunchbull.
- 57:20Speaker 1: Principal for Matilda. The movie. You ever seen, you know, your.
- 57:25Speaker 3: Oh, I've seen your shit.
- 57:26Speaker 1: I remember it, though. What was your favorite movie growing up?
- 57:29Speaker 1: Lion King.
- 57:29Speaker 3: Because the dad died in it.
- 57:34Speaker 1: You want to fuck, bruh?
- 57:35Speaker 7: Huh?
- 57:35Speaker 1: Right here? Oof. Her face is kind of crazy. Yeah,
- 57:41Speaker 1: let's just say she looks like Kim K, though, in
- 57:44Speaker 1: the face. The face is Kim K, but she feel
- 57:46Speaker 1: like that. The face is Kim K, but she feel
- 57:48Speaker 1: like that. Fuck.
- 57:49Speaker 3: It's kind of tough.
- 57:50Speaker 1: Agatha. Agatha Trunchbull. I would never trust somebody named Agatha.
- 57:54Speaker 1: Agatha is a crazy name. Agatha is like. Oh, she
- 57:57Speaker 1: looks scary. She looks like. Agatha is like. Agatha is
- 58:00Speaker 1: like your witch.
- 58:00Speaker 3: She kind of hit that. She does look like that.
- 58:02Speaker 1: She looks like the fool for that place. That fool
- 58:04Speaker 1: is the scariest. That fool for a moment or two.
- 58:05Speaker 1: He just died. That fool just died. Let's take a shot, bro.
- 58:10Speaker 1: I'm scared. Serious question.
- 58:11Speaker 3: Do you think being fat makes you develop personality better?
- 58:15Speaker 1: I've heard that before.
- 58:16Speaker 4: You definitely have to defend for yourself harder, right? Because
- 58:19Speaker 4: everyone's like, you're a fat bitch, you're a fat bitch,
- 58:20Speaker 4: you're a fat bitch, you're a fat bitch. So it's like, damn,
- 58:23Speaker 4: I got to say something, you know? Or you just
- 58:25Speaker 4: become super.
- 58:26Speaker 1: So you learn how to banter better. For sure. You
- 58:27Speaker 1: are on defense more, 100%.
- 58:30Speaker 4: It's either that or you're just going to become in
- 58:32Speaker 4: your shell and you're never going to go outside your house.
- 58:34Speaker 1: Type shit, you know? It's two choices. It's two choices
- 58:37Speaker 1: for sure. You either become hilarious.
- 58:39Speaker 5: When you talk about fat girls, it's like fat girls,
- 58:41Speaker 5: they got to develop the personality more.
- 58:43Speaker 1: It's kind of harder though. It's kind of easier for
- 58:45Speaker 1: them because girls are so supportive. You know what's crazy
- 58:50Speaker 1: to me, fool? We live in a society where it's
- 58:52Speaker 1: okay for you to be a fat bitch.
- 58:54Speaker 2: I get a lot of shit about fat girls, but
- 58:56Speaker 2: I think it's funny because I have two big homegirls.
- 59:00Speaker 1: We have like four. No, but who? Two of them
- 59:02Speaker 1: count as two. Oh my God. That was good. That
- 59:06Speaker 1: was good. That went, hey, And I went right there
- 59:08Speaker 1: over my head, Pop. That was good. Because you didn't understand.
- 59:10Speaker 1: That was good. I got it. You used to be
- 59:11Speaker 1: the fat homegirl. You're losing weight, though. Yeah. I'm no
- 59:14Speaker 1: longer the fattest in my group. It feels good, Pop. Yeah?
- 59:16Speaker 1: Do you shame the other ones enough?
- 59:18Speaker 3: Oh, what?
- 59:19Speaker 1: That's full. Bro, but he shames people. He's never been fat.
- 59:24Speaker 1: That's the point of losing weight, though. It's like, if
- 59:27Speaker 1: I was a luxury, I'd get a lot more. That's
- 59:28Speaker 1: part of the reward. For sure. And he's sober September. So, bro,
- 59:31Speaker 1: this month has been killer, bro. He'll just walk around,
- 59:34Speaker 1: food's drinking. You guys still be on that shit? Alcoholic-ass bitches.
- 59:39Speaker 1: Alcoholic-ass bitches. Bro, someone eating anything at the time he's
- 59:42Speaker 1: not eating. Bro, you're still hungry?
- 59:44Speaker 3: That's kind of funny, though.
- 59:46Speaker 1: Bro, he'll make it a big... That's a blow. He'll
- 59:48Speaker 1: make it big. You're still hungry, bro? Fuck. That's good though.
- 59:53Speaker 3: You need friends like that.
- 59:54Speaker 1: For sure.
- 59:55Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is, when I make fun of
- 59:57Speaker 2: fat girls and I see big girls get mad, fat
- 59:59Speaker 2: bitches get mad, it blows my mind because I got
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: big homegirls.
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: Shout out my homegirl Allison and my homegirl Haley. They're
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: the most confident girls. No. Bro, just name drops the girls.
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: These are my best friends. I hear you, but it's like...
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: They don't give a fuck. My homegirl Haley is happily
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: in love, married, with a handsome man. Handsome.
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: Handsome, skinny, healthy. My homegirl, Allison. It looks like a criminal.
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: I see booze in her DM flocking. Yeah. On me
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: like what's cracking. My homegirl is one of the most
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: confident big girls I know. Doesn't give a fuck. What
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: is big to you? She's big. They do no size. No, no,
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: fuck no. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. They're not.
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: They're like girl big.
- 1:00:42Speaker 3: What is a big girl? Like what were you saying?
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: Like 150, 160?
- 1:00:43Speaker 3: I'm just talking.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: About my homegirl. She's not 200. Maybe like 170. Yeah,
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. No, don't pull her up.
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: I saw her on the phone. Put her up with
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: a dick. Yeah, that's her. She's a big girl, right? Yeah.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: But guess what? She doesn't give a fuck. Wears what
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: she wants. She's confident. Bitch, I know I'm big. I
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. You fat ass motherfucker. You always
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: don't want to fuck me. That's how she talks, fool.
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: That's how she talks. Sorry, Duna? That's how she talks.
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: So to me, seeing girls that don't be like that,
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: I'm like... Like, bitch, you okay? It must be hard.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: It's a beauty because she'll say it. I'm big because
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: I don't work out. Yeah, but... You know what I'm saying?
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: And then I have... Like, she owns it. Yeah, she
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: owns it. She owns it.
- 1:01:31Speaker 4: But yet again, it must be harder for other girls
- 1:01:33Speaker 4: to own it because we don't know what they're going through, bro.
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: You know, what happened... Here we are.
- 1:01:39Speaker 3: Here we are.
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: You already got a girl. My apology to her. My
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: apology to her. Go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah, go ahead.
- 1:01:44Speaker 4: But you know, some girls are really mean to other girls,
- 1:01:46Speaker 4: and you don't know what happens if she's having family problems.
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: What happens... Oh, sorry. What happens if she's having family problems?
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: It's genetics. It's genetics. It's genetics. Merchuries and retrograde or
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: some shit.
- 1:01:54Speaker 7: That's a thing.
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: That's a thing. That's a thing. Her... Chill out. Oh,
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: my God. Chill out. I think you have to know
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: you're big, fool. He's like... When I was 350, I
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: knew I was big. You were 350? Goddamn, bro. I
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: knew I was big. There's no way you don't know
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: you're big, dog. You were at 350, though? How big
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: was your dick at 350? Not how it is right now.
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: How big was it? The other day, I was peeing.
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: I just woke up, and I was like, damn, my
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: shit looking nice right now. How big was it? Not big. No,
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: give me something. Give me something. Come feel it. Come
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: feel it right now. No, no, no. I don't want
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: to feel it. The other time I grabbed your dick,
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: I didn't feel shit, Paul. That was crazy. It was
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: a sight. Why are you laughing, Humbie, old fuck? It
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: was asleep. Yeah, I just think you have to know. Dude,
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: you can't.
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: I think accountability is a real thing, fool. With all
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: the homies, we have a lot of big homies and
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: we have healthy homies. We clown on them, they clown
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: on us. I don't get why, but maybe growing up
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: on a block with a bunch of homies and homegirls,
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: everybody caught us straight. That was a crackhead union. You
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: know what I'm saying?
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's life. No, that's life, though, fool. Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: It means you care about people. I mean, obviously. Or
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: you're just a mean person. No, no, no. It's like
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: one or the other. Yes, it is. No, it's not.
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: There are definitely people out here that make fun of
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: people just because they're mean. But he was also raised
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: like a square. How was I raised like a square?
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I wasn't outside running around. No. Some
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: of my friends weren't outside either. We were just clowning.
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: So how was I raised like a square, though? Were
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: your brothers clowning on you? Were you guys fighting? All
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: the time. All the time. So you're. I'm not a bitch. Exactly.
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: Why though? Yeah. I don't know. Oh, because we were
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: doing that shit. Because Hamza didn't treat you like a bitch. Yeah.
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: Stop crying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You fucking four-eyed bitch.
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's how it needs to be.
- 1:03:30Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:03:30Speaker 3: If I'm being honest.
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: I think so too. I see some little kids, like
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: my nephew's age, and they're pussy. I see my nephew,
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: he fucks around with him. He doesn't let himself.
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: He's being raised. But I mean, for the other thing,
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: we don't treat him like a kid. Like the other day?
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: He doesn't have to be a kid to play. be
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: a kid, go play sports, be playing the jumper. My
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: nephew likes Minecraft, he's allowed to be a kid.
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: But also, the real world is reality. You know what
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: I'm saying? I think you have to differentiate the both
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: of them. We live in the real world, not an
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: ideal world. No, I just think, being around, obviously, there's
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: a bunch of random fools, and I can start calling
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: my homegirl a fat bitch. That's not cool. That's not okay.
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: But within all the friends and reality check, yeah. Yeah, no,
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: I think it's important. Well, I think there's a difference
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: to reality. Like, okay, let's say it's us and your
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: homegirl's here and she's kind of big. You shouldn't be
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: reality checking her in front of, like, everybody. Like, you know,
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: if it's really a reality check, you could pull someone aside.
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: Then that's how they should know, oh, this is very serious. No, no, no.
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: You get what I'm saying? No, what I'm saying is, like... No, no,
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: I'm saying because you said reality check. No, no, no.
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. My bad. Maybe I said that wrong.
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: I'm saying reality is not what is obviously... Let's say,
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: shout out my homegirl Allison. She booed. Goes to me
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: a lot of places. That's my dog, fool. So when
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: she's kicking it with us and it's just a bunch
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: of random other fools that don't play with Addison like that,
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: if I start calling her a fat bitch, people are
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: going to think it's okay to call her that. But
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: they don't know her. It's kind of like you can
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: play with Felipe a way you don't play with somebody random. Yeah, yeah, no.
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: You get what I'm saying? But you shouldn't be doing that. Well,
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. Doing that in front of
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: people that don't know her, it gives them the incentive
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: to be like, oh, maybe I could just do this. Exactly.
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: But within our friend group... We all play like that
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: with each other. Play like that, yeah. Yeah. But not
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: giving reality checks. No, a reality check is her still
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: being fat. Me telling her she's fat is because she's fat. No, no, no.
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: Somebody telling me I'm fat because I'm fat is because
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: I'm fat. No, no, no, no. I understand that. A
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: reality check is putting yourself aside and being like, hey,
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: maybe you're killing yourself. Yeah, I think that's what it is.
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: She knows that on her own. How can you know that?
- 1:05:21Speaker 4: No, no, bro, but I'm saying reality check too, though.
- 1:05:23Speaker 4: It gets more serious. Like, hey, you're doing too much drugs.
- 1:05:26Speaker 4: At least with my friend, we can say that in
- 1:05:28Speaker 4: front of each other.
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, no, that's cool. I'm not saying that. I've
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: been there. You've said it to me a hell of times,
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: you know? It's not about you. I said it to
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: everybody within whatever the problem. That's what I'm saying.
- 1:05:36Speaker 4: That's what I'm just making an example. Calm the fuck down.
- 1:05:39Speaker 4: But I think that's how it should be.
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely.
- 1:05:41Speaker 3: I think it's a little personal for him over here.
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: It's okay.
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: No, I'm not personal.
- 1:05:46Speaker 3: You'll get it. You'll figure it out.
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:05:49Speaker 3: It'll take some time.
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: All right, be right.
- 1:05:50Speaker 3: You'll figure it out.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: Be right. Every time you're back against the wall, you're like,
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: be right, huh? Yeah. I mean, I'm going to figure
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: it out. I just don't want to figure it out
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: right now. I'm doing too much fun. But you've been
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: doing a lot better, though. Yeah, bro, crazy. Crazy better.
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: Right from the last time I seen you. I think
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: that was the point. Yeah? We had that real conversation
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: towards the end of that podcast. Yeah, it was a
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: really good podcast. People are going to think I'm mean
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: to you. I'm a piece of shit. Well, you are.
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: You are a piece of shit. Let's make it very clear. Dude,
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: we had a conversation on the phone. Within three seconds,
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: he started screaming at me. You need to get a
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: new phone. And I'm like, bro, chill out. You can't
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: hear me. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? But why are
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: you screaming at me? One, I'm a grown fucking man. Two,
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: don't fucking scream at me. I don't like it when
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: you scream at me, and I share this with you
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: all the time. And then you say, stop being a
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: little bitch. No, stop talking to me like I'm a
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: little bitch. How about that? Maybe you'll get more respect
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: when you do it. Hello? Hello?
- 1:06:45Speaker 6: Jakarta.
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: I was in a parking lot, you dumb bitch. I
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: was in a parking lot, bro. You have a phone
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: of a middle schooler. You need a new phone. Of course.
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: If you don't know, this is Batman. This is fucking Alfred.
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: Show him your phone. Show him how loud the speaker goes.
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: iPhone 13. Show him how loud the speaker goes. You
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: might need a new phone. No, I'm going to get
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: one right here, right now. Watch this. Watch this. No,
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: yet again, it's because of the silence. Really bad. Hello, Eduna.
- 1:07:22Speaker 3: What's going on here?
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: Sexual tension. Yeah, it's a thing. So realistically, I'm doing
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: good with my life, right?
- 1:07:31Speaker 3: Just like a tiny bit.
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: You're not my type, you're a fat bitch. Never? You're
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: not my type, too. No, you like fat bitches. No,
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: I fucking don't. Not anymore. No, I fucking don't. Watch
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: your fucking mouth, bitch. All right, go ahead. Yeah, I
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: would think you like fat bitches because you're physically fit,
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: but you know a lot of- Slam them? Yeah. Whoa.
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: Bench the bitch. It might make you feel like a
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: woman friendly. Have you ever broke a girl's pelvic bone?
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: I don't think so, specifically. Wait, go ahead. Where were
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: you going? What was I saying?
- 1:08:04Speaker 4: Oh, I don't have signal, bitch. Shut the fuck up.
- 1:08:07Speaker 4: Was that what I was talking about? Got looked at
- 1:08:09Speaker 4: this was threw me off. You can't get mad at
- 1:08:11Speaker 4: me dog.
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: No, you did have signal.
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: Just your phone doesn't work.
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: Hello.
- 1:08:17Speaker 4: Hello So I'm very successful in my life right now,
- 1:08:20Speaker 4: you know and and a lot of it I have
- 1:08:22Speaker 4: to owe to my friend one of my best friends
- 1:08:23Speaker 4: in the world right here I think He's just like,
- 1:08:28Speaker 4: this was a little more independent. At least like when
- 1:08:31Speaker 4: I was his little bitch. When I was your little bitch,
- 1:08:33Speaker 4: you know? But now I'm flying by myself, dad. And
- 1:08:36Speaker 4: I don't know how you feel about that.
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: No. I think- We should get into this. All right,
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: let's get into it. Yeah. I think when- Fucking G.
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: We have to be in Zoom calls. Me? I'm in
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: them now. I'm in them. Let me finish. Can I finish? Oh, yeah.
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: Go ahead. When- Random, sometimes random shit's going to happen.
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: We need shit on your phone. You need, right? Yes.
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: Like we're raw. You might need a, you might need
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: a graphic. I might need you to get on the
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: Instagram and do this and this and this, right? Yes.
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: A bunch of things. When his phone. is lagging and
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: it's always dead because his battery from fucking seven years
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: ago and And then he's in the middle of parking.
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: Up because he can't hear and then it's and then
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: he could be on all these dates No, all these things.
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: Why can't you buy yourself a phone?
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: I can't hear you're screaming on the phone You know,
- 1:09:13Speaker 2: you don't know service All I'm.
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: Saying is buy a phone. Where do you get these
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: ideas of I'm going to Nobu every day? One, I've
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: never been to Nobu ever in my life. I've been outside.
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: Do you want me.
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: To put a screenshot of your close friends where you've
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: been eating at every day this week?
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: But they're not crazy big. They're regular restaurants. They're regular.
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: They are. If you want to say something, speak up, bitch,
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: or shut the fuck up. You want to love yours? <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: Just the day before. Shit. Just yesterday. Where'd you go
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: the day before? Kimtar. That's good. And I did get
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: salt and pepper lobster. They brought out the lobster alive.
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: My thing is, your priorities are in the wrong place. No, no, no.
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: I was waiting for the phone. I'm getting it, Dad.
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: I'm getting it. Chill, Dad. I'm getting it. He's bugging
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: everybody in the Airbnb. I need a charger. I forgot
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: my charger. I'm bugging one person.
- 1:10:05Speaker 3: You want me to buy you a phone?
- 1:10:06Speaker 7: I don't.
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: Your offer? No, it's bad, fool. No, no, hold on,
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: hold on. You're probably doing a fucked up thing. You serious? Bro,
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: we need a phone. His phone's always sticky. I'll get
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: him a phone. For real? Yeah. The newest one?
- 1:10:23Speaker 3: Yeah, the 18.
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: Thanks, bro. Huh? Have you got your charger too? I
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: didn't get mine yet. I'm going to get it though.
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: I'm going to get my charger too. Yeah, I got
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: my charger too. We're for sure. You're singing on the pod.
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: It's set. Yeah, I'll buy you a phone, bro. Nice, bro.
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: With bath. Yeah, I'll get you a phone. Tell him.
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: Is that not valid? Is that not valid where I'm
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: coming from? No, you're right. You're right. But now. No, no, no.
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: Hold up, Brad. I'm tripping. I mean, I get it.
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: It's just he's outdated. Dude, you're so strong. This guy
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: is so... I'm about to get a phone, bro. I'll
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: suck your dick, bro. For real, bro. All right. Come on,
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: come on, come on. Hey, is it true? Is it true?
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: You used to... Is it true? What? Oh, is it true?
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: Is it true? Is it true? You used to snort
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: protein powder? No. No. No. So that's just a rumor
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: that's been going around?
- 1:11:06Speaker 7: I don't know.
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: I've never even heard that rumor. Jakarta, what the fuck?
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: Jakarta's just making up rumors. Just started it right now.
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: I've never done that, no. No? No. What about you?
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: Have you ever injected anything into your ass? For sure. Yeah,
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: into your ass though? Is that the same thing as
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: letting a fool nut in your butt? No. Really?
- 1:11:32Speaker 3: The butthole and the butt cheek are different.
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: Right. You ever got your ass out? No. Is that
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: something you'd be open to? I mean.
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, I.
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: Mean, I mean. I would definitely... After the phone, I'm down. Yeah,
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: what's going on? After the phone, whatever you need, bro,
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: I'm here. No, I got you. I don't even need anything. See, bro,
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: but that's the type of guy you are, bro. I
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: got you, bro. That's the type of guy you are, bro.
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: I got you easy.
- 1:11:56Speaker 3: I'm going to buy it soon, too, so I'll get it, too.
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: For real? Yeah. What else I have been needing as
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: well as a percentage... I want to let you know
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: right now, fool, you're playing with the devil, wait, because
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: he's going to wake you. Oh, I don't care.
- 1:12:04Speaker 3: I'll get him the phone.
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Yeah, what do you mean playing with
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: the devil? Well, then, if that's the case... My shit
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: don't work either. Nah, your shit good, bro. Nah, your
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: shit good, bitch. Your shit good. Your shit good. And
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: you just got the new Lego. Hey, you know what, Brad, bro?
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: I'm going to get you some Legos. Do you play Legos?
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: I love Legos. You love?
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: I've seen none in your house. You didn't walk through
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: my house. I walked through your house. Also, there was
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: one in the studio in the corner. Oh, there was.
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: What was it? The Bowser. What was it? It was
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: a Bowser. Yeah, the Bowser. So you're big on like Nintendo.
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: Love all that shit. Well, yeah, they created it.
- 1:12:36Speaker 4: Oh, fuck you. So what's your favorite? Like you go PS5, Sony's,
- 1:12:39Speaker 4: or Microsoft Xbox, or are you with the Nintendo?
- 1:12:41Speaker 7: PC.
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: He's a creep. PC.
- 1:12:43Speaker 3: I mean, I do PC now, but I grew up
- 1:12:44Speaker 3: doing the Super Nintendo, Super.
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: Mario, all that. So Mario and everything is super big
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: to you? Yeah.
- 1:12:48Speaker 3: Zelda, Mario, Halo, World of Warcraft.
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: Yeah, all that. Oh, Yonk. Yonk. Yonk as fuck. Yeah.
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: I used to love my favorite Mario game was Super
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: Mario Bros on the Wii. That shit was crazy. I
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: was just playing. You were playing Mario? The Olympics one,
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: the Wii one. That shit is fun. Right? The Olympics one? Yeah,
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: but you need to have big families to play that
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: shit or hella homies because what are you just doing
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: playing the Olympics by yourself? Hella homies with all the
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: homies in the block.
- 1:13:16Speaker 3: You talking about when you were doing this shit?
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that shit was tight.
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: But yesterday, I actually kicked over my cousins and we
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: linked up and we had like, For my cousin to
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: be having game nights and I put WS in, they're
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: playing the Mario Party.
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: It's just so fun. I'm a huge gamer. Mario. It
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: was cracking. Out of all the games, for sure, group,
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: Mario Party is the best. Bro, I could get laid off.
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: It's the most competitive one, for sure. Smash Bros is
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: the most competitive. Smash Bros, I'm really good at, though.
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: That game is fucking fun, man. I'm pretty good, yeah.
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: It's because my cousins are really, really good at that.
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: That's because they're Asian. Yeah, they're Asian. My cousin Adam,
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: he's a really good guy. You know what the Asians do?
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: You guys do the finger roll, huh? Type shit, but
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: that's what you be doing, the tilt. They hold the fucking... Yeah,
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: they hold the roll. That'd be me when I play UFC.
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: I use my jabs with my two fingers like this.
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: Like I'm fingering a fat bitch.
- 1:14:06Speaker 3: That's how you finger a fat bitch?
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: Kind of like this sometimes. You don't have to use
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: your whole fist? Because you have to find the pussy.
- 1:14:13Speaker 3: You have to get in there.
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: What's the best video game you'll put money upon for? Yeah,
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: that's just the best set. Any shooter. Really? CSGO? Any shooter, yeah.
- 1:14:20Speaker 3: CSGO.
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: You're like FaZe level? I mean, I don't know about that.
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: I don't know if he's FaZe level. FaZe is, you know,
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: they used to get paid off that shit, bro. FaZe
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: was the biggest. Yeah, are you talking about competitive?
- 1:14:30Speaker 3: No, not that level, but beat anyone here, I'm winning, yeah.
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: Oh, anybody here? Damn, that's balls on.
- 1:14:36Speaker 6: You, buddy.
- 1:14:37Speaker 3: Anyone listening to, yeah.
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: That's great. Well, you're not going to be my best friend, Andy. Nah,
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: I think the homie C got it. Based on his name,
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: I'm smoking him. Oscar? He's beating Oscar?
- 1:14:46Speaker 3: Tour story, motherfucker.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: Sneaky? I'm smoking him. Nah, I ain't going to lie.
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: For my little homie Sneaky, fool, on PC, he's a dog.
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: Smoking his ass. Smoking him. Set it up. He used
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: to literally make money off that. He would play games
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: with foos. He would go on Discord group chats and
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: then bet money. And then put what I want to
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: pay for weed and spray cans to go tag.
- 1:15:05Speaker 3: I'll get on there and bet too.
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: That's crazy as fuck. I'm down. No sports games?
- 1:15:09Speaker 3: No, I was always into shooters. Shooters.
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: I'm knocking shit at FIFA.
- 1:15:14Speaker 3: I was never good at, like, the FIFA or the batting.
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: I can't find one person that could be. Oh, you're
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: not good at any game. You're not good at FIFA
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: or UFC. You don't have one you can vote on.
- 1:15:22Speaker 4: So what we do is he invested in a PS5
- 1:15:24Speaker 4: for our tour. Like, when we're on tour, we play
- 1:15:26Speaker 4: PS5 in the Sprinter. So we have, like, three games
- 1:15:29Speaker 4: that we usually go around. So it's, like, Call of Duty.
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: No, we ran UFC and FIFA. UFC and FIFA, really.
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: So I'm the king of UFC. He's the king of FIFA.
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: This was the king of being second. He's trying to
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: find his middle right now because he'll go on a
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: streak where he will. Some days he'll kill it. He'll
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: beat the shit out of, because Jakarta will beat the shit.
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: Jakarta will look at him and be like, ha ha.
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: So I'll literally stare at your eyes, bro, while I'm
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: whooping your ass in the game.
- 1:15:53Speaker 3: I feel like you're a one-move type of guy. You
- 1:15:55Speaker 3: just did the same thing.
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: No, no, no. He's a one-move type of guy. The overhead,
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: that's all you got. For me, I could do everything, bro.
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: I'm really good at that fucking game. I should play
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: that just to beat you at it. Yeah, just to
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: beat you at it. Bro, you're not the... I'm.
- 1:16:06Speaker 3: Picking up for one week and beat you.
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here. One week. We only
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: do stand-up, so you don't have to learn the wrestling component.
- 1:16:12Speaker 3: That's fine.
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: If you can do it, we can bet money. I'm down.
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: How much do you need to put up? I'll play. Nah, nah.
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: If you got to put a band. Yeah. I'll put it.
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: A band, Jakarta? Wait, wait. That's not a three or
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: one fight. Whatever.
- 1:16:25Speaker 3: I'll go home tonight and I'll play it. I'll beat
- 1:16:27Speaker 3: you next week.
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: That's crazy. A band. Put a check on it right now.
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: A band full. You got to get that bread. I'm
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: going to buy my own fucking phone, dog. Pick up
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: the bread. Pick up the bread. Bro, you been playing.
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: He never played. Yeah. There it is.
- 1:16:41Speaker 3: I'm a gamer, though, for real.
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: We'll invite the chicos, and we'll just all do it.
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: We'll all just play with each other. Probably some family time.
- 1:16:46Speaker 2: Yeah, because I get to play Diego on FIFA, and
- 1:16:49Speaker 2: he definitely been cutting out the fade for a while.
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: And then we'll just invite some trippers. They play that
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: shit for real. Do they?
- 1:16:54Speaker 3: I like gamble and play that.
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: No, they play it for real. This was really good, actually.
- 1:16:59Speaker 3: I came in once, and they were legit gambling over
- 1:17:01Speaker 3: the game.
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: There was no cameras, nothing. They were actually... No, we
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: don't do that shit. Bro, we're on the road for
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: eight hours, gang. We did that in Oregon. Remember? He
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: don't want to pay up. Oh, okay. I did pay.
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: Why do you think the rule of double... Go, go, go.
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: Let me start. So me and him were playing. Portland, right? Portland.
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: We started on 20. Double or nothing, correct? So we
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: go to 40. I keep losing. We went up to 100. No, two.
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: We went up to 380. Double or nothing. So he
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: kept beating you. Kept beating me. But at this 380 mark,
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: I won. So it's nothing now, right? It's double or nothing.
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: So it's on zero. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I felt bad.
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: I gave him half the sum of that. So I
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: give him one 60. I did. I did give you
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: one 60. I didn't give you 60. Jakarta was in
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: a mood to gamble. So he kept losing and he
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: kept taunting him. So Jakarta is like, I have to
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: win double or nothing.
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: So he got up to 300 double or nothing to
- 1:17:56Speaker 2: me means that if Andres would have won that last fight,
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: you would have to pay him 600.
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: Right? Yes. Yes. But if, if you want the depth
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: gets clear. Yes. So that's what I was with. Yeah.
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: So I won. That's accurate. So I won. So I
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: didn't have to give him shit. I just felt bad.
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: So I gave him 160. But what do you think?
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: Because he wanted to stop. He wanted to stop. The
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: fact that I was like, all right, that's it. Just
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: send me my money. He wanted to stop. And he
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: wouldn't shut up for 30 minutes. I kept begging him.
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: It was 30 minutes. And then he came back. So
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: then I did give him some bread because I felt bad. Eventually,
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: I'm going to lose because I'm tired. It's the same
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: movements all the time. But you could have easily just
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: put the remote down and never picked up. I did.
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: But then he kept, he was drunk and he was like,
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: come on, you were being fucking annoying. No, no, that's
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: why I felt bad. So I gave him some money.
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: I gave him $ 160. $ 60. I gave you $ 160.
- 1:18:38Speaker 7: $ 60.
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: I gave you $ 160. I asked for half of it
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: and you were like nah you greedy bitch you're 60
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: bucks alright stop being greedy I don't know I shouldn't
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: have given you shit because it was not but you're
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: my boy and I love you bro but you know
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: but bro that's the thing about it too bro look
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: so money money is the root of all evil realistically
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: I shouldn't have even given you no money because that
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: shit would be bad for you bro would you rather
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: have this real friends or money I know a lot
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: of money is pretty nice. You feel me?
- 1:19:08Speaker 3: Real friends.
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: Real friends, bro. Rather than money, bro.
- 1:19:11Speaker 3: You should have just said, no, you're not going to
- 1:19:12Speaker 3: keep going.
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: Yeah. I did. 30 minutes. You want to know what
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: it is? He was also lit, too. He was also drunk.
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: He was also drunk. And then it just recorded. Oh, no.
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: And then they wrestled. Then they wrestled for like. I
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: fucked him up. I fucked him up. By the way,
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: by the way, I want to show you this move
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: because I know some of you are UFC fans. Jakarta,
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: show Brad your fly high knee kick. No, no, no joke.
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: Put your recorder on your phone and insert it. Nah,
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: you're hiding. Look at this move, bruh. Alright, go ahead.
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: Good shit, good shit, okay. Alright, Andres is ready to
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: attack you. Andres is coming in for the attack. Now
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: it's time to defend yourself. That was good, right? No?
- 1:20:10Speaker 3: I feel like you were trying to knee yourself. Like
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: you were trying to hit yourself.
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: In the stomach. It's this knee. It's this knee, okay? No,
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: I was watching that knee. Yeah, I was watching that knee.
- 1:20:20Speaker 1: All right, well, just look again. All right, okay.
- 1:20:24Speaker 3: I mean, he would have to be extremely close for that.
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Sorry, let me admit, the
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: dude fucked me up. But you would have hit his
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: waist or something. No, I'm hitting his chin.
- 1:20:35Speaker 3: No, it wasn't high enough to get the chin.
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: I'm fighting a Oaxacan man. He's like 4'11. Okay. So
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: I'm just... That's a lot of fucking movement, bro. I'm
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: tired of seeing that, bro. Are you scared of that movie? No. No.
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: You were just body sunk. Bro, I feel like it
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: was so slow. That's a try job, bro. True.
- 1:20:52Speaker 3: That's such a slow move.
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: You got to break the fat, bitch. You try to
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: do that shit. Three times in a row. You get tired, bro.
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: I think my height is pretty good. Actually, I don't
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: remember how to do it. So, what is the move here? One, two, bam.
- 1:21:10Speaker 1: You got to get your knee as high as possible.
- 1:21:11Speaker 3: You got to hit the chin.
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I thought my shit was bad.
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: Your shit is horrendous. Your shit was better. Your shit was... Yeah.
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: So you cock going up, so you go like this.
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: You cock going up, you go... It's my short, it's
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: my short. It's not your short, Spock. It is my short.
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: It's that big ass dick you got. You have to
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: go like this. So you raise up this one, so
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: you go... That's what you do. Because you gotta kind
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: of jump. That was better. That was better. That was better.
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: But you're not killing nobody.
- 1:21:41Speaker 3: Because you gotta, yeah, you gotta like jump.
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: This one can't jump. That was better. That was your
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: best one. That was your best one. No, but that's
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: not better than mine. No, you're not hitting nobody.
- 1:21:50Speaker 3: I don't know if it was better, but.
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: Let me see your stupid ass move. Nah. No, he
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: doesn't have to. You could literally just slam the fuck
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: out of dudes, right?
- 1:21:57Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'm going for the neck.
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: You know who Patton Oswalt is? He's a white comedian, dude.
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: He said he was outside a club in Hollywood, and
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: these two tall dudes were tripping on everybody. And they
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: went up to this nerd-looking guy, but they didn't know
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: the guy was a strong man. So they went up
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: to him. They went up to start tripping on him.
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: The dude literally grabs him, raises him above his shoulders
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: like this, full blown like this, extended arms, slams him
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: to the floor. The fight was over. You got to
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: be careful. Yeah, you got to be careful. No, bro.
- 1:22:27Speaker 4: I don't think you can fight a strongman. Strongmen are
- 1:22:30Speaker 4: like fucking ridiculous, bro.
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: You can definitely fight him, but once he grabs a
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: hold of you, it's over with.
- 1:22:35Speaker 3: That's what they say.
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: Yeah, right? Yeah.
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: There's no way, like, a boxer won't beat the shit
- 1:22:40Speaker 2: out of Bradley, but if Bradley grabs onto your t-shirt,
- 1:22:43Speaker 2: you somehow don't get away from that.
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: You get a chokehold, you're done. I don't think a
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: featherweight boxer can beat a Bradley Martin. 100%. The lightest boxer? Like,
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: just on the street?
- 1:22:52Speaker 6: No.
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: No, bro. Yeah, if you're grabbing him, if you're grabbing him. No,
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: this isn't a boxing match. I'm talking about street fight.
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. Oh, street fight. Okay, that
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: might be different. At that point, are you kicking shit?
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: You're doing everything. Yeah. Smothering. But you don't want to
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: tackle in a street fight because what if you start
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: getting hit behind the head?
- 1:23:08Speaker 3: Well, you don't want to stand up with a boxer.
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, you're going to lose. But at your size,
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: you could somehow live through standing up. Nah, bro.
- 1:23:15Speaker 3: Nah, you don't want him to just piece you up.
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: They're the hardest hitters, bro. It's going to be hard
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: to reach your chin. You don't want him to be
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: able to box. That's essentially it. Yeah. Yeah, you want
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: him away from stand-up. You literally want him on the floor. Oh,
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: my God. Of course, that wins all fights. Yeah, you
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: got to shoot that. No, there's like, yeah. Don't matter
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: how big you are. Especially the Charlie Kirk fight. Oh, God.
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: That wasn't a fight, bro. Yeah, that wasn't a fight.
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: His mic exploded.
- 1:23:39Speaker 3: That was a murder.
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: Oh, so we do have some questions for you, big guy.
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: So we do these questions. We do have some questions
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: for you, big strong guy. Okay, okay, okay. Before we
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: go to this, before we go to this, did you see,
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: have you seen the Savannah Jane shit?
- 1:23:53Speaker 6: What?
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: Yeah. What happened?
- 1:23:55Speaker 7: No.
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: So Savannah, James, and her friend have a podcast. Yeah.
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: They want James' watch. Yes. They want another podcast. And
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: the friend. I sent the link. Do we have it, Andrea?
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: What do you do when your team doesn't have the
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: link ready? Scold them. Okay. Yeah, scold them. Yeah. Give
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: them a few chances and then fire them. Okay. Okay.
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: So when? Oh, is that why you followed the one
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: Armenian guy I knew before? Which one?
- 1:24:22Speaker 3: No, no, no.
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: She went on a podcast and she was saying that...
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: Her own pod. No, they were a guest. And she
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: was saying that she doesn't feel like she has to
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: be in first class just because Savannah's in first class.
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: Because she knows her budget and she flies coach and
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: Savannah likes that they respect that. I'm over the conversation.
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Well, I think he's mad. I think,
- 1:24:46Speaker 1: I think, I think. Wait, wait, so you're telling me like,
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: let's say it's us? It's a friend. A friend. So,
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: I'm sorry, they're both on the podcast or is it
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: just their friend? They're both on a podcast. They're guests
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: on a podcast. Can you just look it up on there?
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: Savannah James. Okay.
- 1:25:02Speaker 2: And they were asking the question and the friend was
- 1:25:04Speaker 2: saying that she doesn't feel like Savannah's obligated to buy
- 1:25:08Speaker 2: her stuff just because they're going on a trip together,
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: that she shouldn't fly at the same or do the
- 1:25:13Speaker 2: same type of things that Savannah does because her budget
- 1:25:14Speaker 2: is different.
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: I don't know how close they are. Is this a question?
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: I think that's valid. That's valid. I don't think, I mean, yeah,
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: it's valid, but it depends on how close they are, bro.
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: Look at the clip right there.
- 1:25:25Speaker 6: And I think that they are, you know, if I'm like,
- 1:25:27Speaker 6: we're going somewhere, they already understand what it is. There's
- 1:25:30Speaker 6: no expectation of like taking care of something or, you know,
- 1:25:35Speaker 6: just having me be responsible for them. It has never,
- 1:25:39Speaker 6: ever been that.
- 1:25:40Speaker 7: We talk about this a lot because there's two different
- 1:25:42Speaker 7: lifestyles that exist. Like we're not delusional to that. And
- 1:25:46Speaker 7: I think Savannah has accommodated where I'm at. So, like,
- 1:25:51Speaker 7: if we want to go away, I can't just be like,
- 1:25:54Speaker 7: all right, we're going away tomorrow because I'm on a
- 1:25:55Speaker 7: budget sometimes. I think accommodating, like, even if we're going
- 1:26:00Speaker 7: on the same trip, I don't feel the need to
- 1:26:02Speaker 7: be in first because that's not in my budget. Like,
- 1:26:06Speaker 7: so we always laugh about it and we actually talked
- 1:26:09Speaker 7: about it on our pod about it. And people were
- 1:26:12Speaker 7: very critical of her being in first and me being
- 1:26:15Speaker 7: in business and me going up to first and getting
- 1:26:18Speaker 7: in her bed and watching a movie.
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: It was like offended. And I was like, why?
- 1:26:22Speaker 7: I can't afford first.
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: All right. Two things.
- 1:26:27Speaker 3: So first thing is it's two people making their own decision, right?
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:26:32Speaker 5: The second thing is people on the internet love to
- 1:26:35Speaker 5: have this assumption that because someone else has money, just
- 1:26:38Speaker 5: fuck it. And they should just either deal with it
- 1:26:39Speaker 5: or pay for the person.
- 1:26:41Speaker 3: I think it's stupid.
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: It's dumb. It's just a stupid thought.
- 1:26:45Speaker 4: So in your opinion, they're obviously two grown people doing
- 1:26:49Speaker 4: what they want to do. But in your opinion, it's
- 1:26:51Speaker 4: fine what they're doing. I agree too, but the only
- 1:26:54Speaker 4: thing that I'm thinking is... Okay, and I'm just going
- 1:26:56Speaker 4: to say this in the most regular terms.
- 1:26:57Speaker 1: LeBron James is a billionaire.
- 1:26:58Speaker 4: LeBron James is a fucking billionaire. You're one of my
- 1:27:02Speaker 4: best friends, my long-term friend, and we have a podcast together.
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: So we're business partners, and you're one of my long-term friends, right?
- 1:27:08Speaker 1: My husband's a billionaire. Now, I don't expect you to
- 1:27:13Speaker 1: do it, but damn, bitch, help a brother out, you know? Like, fool, fool, fool. No, no,
- 1:27:17Speaker 1: that's how I feel.
- 1:27:18Speaker 4: No, no, and if we're so close, I would ask him, hey,
- 1:27:21Speaker 4: you think you could hook it up with a first class?
- 1:27:23Speaker 1: Or even like, hey, I have this much money. Do
- 1:27:24Speaker 1: you think you can cover this? I'll ask. You know
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: what I'm saying? I'm not, no, no, I would not
- 1:27:28Speaker 1: expect it. No.
- 1:27:29Speaker 3: But you expect it in a different way. You just
- 1:27:31Speaker 3: expect it in a different way.
- 1:27:32Speaker 1: I would ask. I would ask. I would ask. I'm
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: going to tell you why it's not valid.
- 1:27:36Speaker 3: It's not valid because you're also now, in this case,
- 1:27:40Speaker 3: I'm assuming Savannah James and this girl, they do a
- 1:27:43Speaker 3: podcast together, right?
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: Yeah, they do. They do. They're best friends and they're
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: business partners with the podcast. Okay, fair. Right?
- 1:27:48Speaker 3: So we've established that. So who would you guys say
- 1:27:52Speaker 3: on that podcast is the reason why the podcast... Savannah.
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: Savannah. 100%. LeBron James.
- 1:27:58Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:27:58Speaker 1: LeBron James in relationship to it. Savannah.
- 1:28:00Speaker 5: Now she's popular. So she has this giant upper hand.
- 1:28:06Speaker 5: LeBron has all this money. We're saying Savannah, so then
- 1:28:09Speaker 5: she has all this money. But now we're removing the
- 1:28:12Speaker 5: fact that this girl also has a big opportunity and
- 1:28:14Speaker 5: a big platform also because of the same person and
- 1:28:16Speaker 5: the same people. So now we're saying, yo, you got
- 1:28:19Speaker 5: to give us the platform and you got to give
- 1:28:20Speaker 5: us the money just because I have less money.
- 1:28:22Speaker 3: That's a stupid thought.
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: I get what you're saying.
- 1:28:26Speaker 2: I can see both ways because I'm the type to
- 1:28:28Speaker 2: be like, obviously this is a different level of money, right?
- 1:28:31Speaker 1: We're talking about a whole different level. We're talking about billions. Yeah. Right?
- 1:28:37Speaker 2: I'm looking at it like this. This is how I
- 1:28:38Speaker 2: look at it. I look at it like, if I
- 1:28:41Speaker 2: got it just for comfortability, I want to bring the homies.
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: Yeah, that's valid. That's valid.
- 1:28:45Speaker 2: But then if you think I should pay more because
- 1:28:48Speaker 2: I make more money, like even now, like even the
- 1:28:50Speaker 2: little things, like when me and Tommy put parties together,
- 1:28:52Speaker 2: we all match at the same. They're not expecting me
- 1:28:55Speaker 2: to put more. But if I put more on my own,
- 1:28:57Speaker 2: I think they appreciate it. But I did it because
- 1:29:00Speaker 2: I want to. It's not like he has to. But
- 1:29:02Speaker 2: I think if you expect that, like there's certain friends
- 1:29:04Speaker 2: I've heard like little like, oh, but you got it.
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: Yeah, bitch, I didn't get it for free. Yeah. Right,
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: that's the point. Yeah, and by the way, I got it.
- 1:29:10Speaker 1: You get what I'm saying?
- 1:29:12Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: I do got it, but I got it, you know?
- 1:29:14Speaker 1: I have to work for this shit too, bitch, you know?
- 1:29:16Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:29:16Speaker 1: But I could see, like, in the level of billions,
- 1:29:20Speaker 1: I could see what you mean. It's, okay, I get
- 1:29:22Speaker 1: what you're saying, though, but I'm like, fuck, bro. Like,
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: I would, like, it feels me and Duno. Duno married
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: some type of fucking Mexican billionaire bitch. I already know
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: she's a slut. But if you married the slut that
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: was a billionaire, I would be like, hey, bro. Can
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: you hook a player up just with first class? Come on.
- 1:29:41Speaker 1: I would ask. I would ask. Call me the homie.
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: I'm not expecting. I would ask. But if you were
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: to say no, I would fill some type of oil. See,
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: it's the same thing.
- 1:29:47Speaker 3: I would.
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: I would. What? I would. So you are expecting it.
- 1:29:50Speaker 3: You're saying you're not, but you're expecting it.
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: I guess I would be expecting it, yeah. There you go.
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: There you go. But then there's people that are commenting. Like,
- 1:29:56Speaker 1: we're going to New York. Me and Jakarta, we got
- 1:29:58Speaker 1: a better season than Jalen. But they're also skinny and small.
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: They don't give a fuck. They're like, we're going to
- 1:30:02Speaker 1: New York, bitch. We don't care where we're at. They're
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: below us. They're below us. So I get what you mean, though.
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: I get all perspectives. I get it. I get it.
- 1:30:12Speaker 3: Is this your way of telling your team you're going
- 1:30:14Speaker 3: to not buy them first class?
- 1:30:16Speaker 1: No, no, no. We already bought the tickets. We already
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: bought the tickets. They're definitely not first class. Don't care.
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: They don't give a fuck. Yeah, they don't give a fuck.
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: He's just happy he's not next to him. We were
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: in Reno. I get it. And the merch guy and
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: the foot that opens up for me as my host,
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: I slept on the floor. And I was okay with it.
- 1:30:32Speaker 3: Yeah, I've done that.
- 1:30:33Speaker 1: You know, with the homie and shit. Yeah. So I
- 1:30:36Speaker 1: just think, I don't know, it depends. It's a big,
- 1:30:38Speaker 1: there's a big, there's a big, but. I can see
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: both perspectives, but that's good that she doesn't expect it.
- 1:30:44Speaker 1: And that's what probably makes them long-term best friends. Definitely, definitely. Well,
- 1:30:47Speaker 1: I mean, you have to. It doesn't seem like she's
- 1:30:50Speaker 1: on a mad budget. Like, I'm on a budget, but
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: I respect it. Like, bitch, you're not buying. You just
- 1:30:55Speaker 1: don't got going to Croatia the next day money that
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: a lot of people don't. You're on a budget.
- 1:30:58Speaker 4: Your budget must be really big, too, though. Your podcast
- 1:31:01Speaker 4: is really successful. You know what I'm saying? And I
- 1:31:04Speaker 4: know podcasts can get you.
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: A lot of money. And Savannah's not flying private. No,
- 1:31:09Speaker 1: I guess not.
- 1:31:09Speaker 3: Yeah, it's probably certain locations.
- 1:31:11Speaker 1: You're probably just- Bron don't own a jet. I don't
- 1:31:13Speaker 1: think he owns a jet. He probably does. I mean,
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: that boy's taking a helicopter from New York to Philly
- 1:31:17Speaker 1: every day. Air Bron Bron?
- 1:31:19Speaker 3: He probably owns a jet, bro.
- 1:31:20Speaker 1: For sure.
- 1:31:21Speaker 3: He definitely owns a jet, man.
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: Or they just charter. A lot of super rich people
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: just charter other- What the fuck does that mean?
- 1:31:27Speaker 3: They just lease the jet for whatever trip.
- 1:31:30Speaker 1: Oh. You know, like- You've been on a private jet? Yeah.
- 1:31:33Speaker 3: Yeah, many times.
- 1:31:34Speaker 1: A lot of people just charter. Do you like it? Uh, yes.
- 1:31:38Speaker 5: I mean, the, the, the best thing about traveling private
- 1:31:40Speaker 5: or just, even if you do like a JSX or something,
- 1:31:42Speaker 5: it's just not going through TSA.
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: That's it, huh? Yeah.
- 1:31:45Speaker 5: It's, it's, you're getting to the same fucking place regardless.
- 1:31:47Speaker 1: Comfortability.
- 1:31:48Speaker 3: It's just not dealing with like, I got to check
- 1:31:50Speaker 3: in the bag thing and do this.
- 1:31:51Speaker 1: Yeah. You guys go through a whole different thing. Yeah.
- 1:31:54Speaker 1: But because they do have to check your bags and everything.
- 1:31:56Speaker 3: Well, private, you just go to like a, you know,
- 1:31:57Speaker 3: like a, I mean, it's an, it's an airport essentially,
- 1:32:00Speaker 3: but it's.
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: He let us know when you were on a private jet.
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: We've never been on one. Really? Yeah. But I heard
- 1:32:05Speaker 1: it's not. Friendly for fat fucks.
- 1:32:08Speaker 3: No, if anything, it's more friendly.
- 1:32:10Speaker 1: Really? Because I've heard people have bad experiences. Yeah, because
- 1:32:12Speaker 1: it keeps it more steady than when there's a little
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: bit of people.
- 1:32:14Speaker 3: No, it's just because there's no one there.
- 1:32:15Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
- 1:32:16Speaker 3: You pay the money, anyone can go there.
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: That's fire.
- 1:32:18Speaker 3: With your dogs and shit, it's cool.
- 1:32:20Speaker 1: Okay, so can... When you and Steve do one of
- 1:32:24Speaker 1: those fucking vlogs.
- 1:32:25Speaker 3: I'm not getting him a private jet. I'm going to
- 1:32:27Speaker 3: buy him a phone.
- 1:32:27Speaker 6: No.
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: I didn't say get him a fucking private jet. I
- 1:32:30Speaker 1: don't need a fucking private jet, dude. I want to
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: know when you have fucking room on your jet, can
- 1:32:33Speaker 1: you fucking invite us? Yeah, if the timing syncs up. Oh,
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: shut the fuck up, man. What the fuck? I mean, yeah.
- 1:32:40Speaker 1: He's going to be in the air like, yo, do no. Oh,
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: you guys missed the flight? You guys missed it. Sorry.
- 1:32:45Speaker 3: The airport's around here, actually.
- 1:32:47Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
- 1:32:48Speaker 3: The private one.
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: I've drove by it. I've just never been in it.
- 1:32:50Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been in it a few times.
- 1:32:52Speaker 1: Jeez. What food do you guys have on that?
- 1:32:54Speaker 3: How much more pussy do you have? You could ask
- 1:32:56Speaker 3: whatever you want.
- 1:32:57Speaker 1: Before. They'll just get it before, huh?
- 1:32:59Speaker 3: Yeah, if you tell the timing, you're like, we want
- 1:33:00Speaker 3: this to be there, then it'll be there.
- 1:33:03Speaker 1: Are you part of the High Mile Club?
- 1:33:05Speaker 3: I'm definitely a part of it, yeah.
- 1:33:07Speaker 1: Oh, hell yeah, brother.
- 1:33:08Speaker 3: Yeah, many times, many times.
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: Many times? Are there certain moves you don't try just
- 1:33:12Speaker 1: in case you don't want to scare the people on
- 1:33:14Speaker 1: the plane?
- 1:33:15Speaker 3: What do you mean, certain moves you don't try?
- 1:33:17Speaker 1: The pelvic punisher.
- 1:33:18Speaker 2: You know how you're known for throwing the bitch in
- 1:33:21Speaker 2: there and catching her where you dig?
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: You can't do that. She's going to hit her head. Yeah, yeah. No,
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: I mean, there's normally like a back.
- 1:33:26Speaker 3: You guys like a back room, you know?
- 1:33:28Speaker 1: Where the bed is, right?
- 1:33:30Speaker 3: There's like a bench thing.
- 1:33:31Speaker 1: Oh, you got a cracker right there? Yeah. You should
- 1:33:35Speaker 1: try it sometime. Well, we don't have private jets. I
- 1:33:37Speaker 1: can't just fuck on fucking Southwest, dickhead.
- 1:33:39Speaker 5: No, but you, I feel like you could, you could,
- 1:33:41Speaker 5: it's not, it is expensive. You have enough money to
- 1:33:43Speaker 5: get a private jet to Vegas.
- 1:33:45Speaker 1: For sure. Yeah, but why not? How long is that?
- 1:33:48Speaker 1: How long is that? 40 minutes.
- 1:33:51Speaker 3: 40 minutes, yeah.
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: 40 minute private jet ride? 40 minutes for fucking 10 bands. Yeah,
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: that's wild.
- 1:33:56Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's about it, yeah. Depending what kind of jet,
- 1:33:58Speaker 3: how big the jet is.
- 1:34:00Speaker 1: Nah, fuck that. You're tripping. Okay, fool. Can you just
- 1:34:02Speaker 1: fucking do it? You're going to go sometime around this fight. Okay,
- 1:34:06Speaker 1: when Pitbull and Ryan fight, can we join you? If
- 1:34:08Speaker 1: I go? Yeah, yeah. You're going to go. It's in Vegas.
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: I know you. Yeah.
- 1:34:13Speaker 3: That'll be fun. I'll let you know. I'll hit you up.
- 1:34:16Speaker 1: I would love to go, dude.
- 1:34:17Speaker 3: I'll hit up J-Cart.
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: J-Cart. Thanks, brother. Thanks for your ride. Hey, okay. Before
- 1:34:21Speaker 1: we get out of here, are you giving your significant other,
- 1:34:24Speaker 1: now that you have one, I don't know if you
- 1:34:25Speaker 1: have one, a spooky basket? Hey, that's your business, by
- 1:34:27Speaker 1: the way. A what? A spooky? Yeah. What's up?
- 1:34:29Speaker 3: A spooky what?
- 1:34:30Speaker 1: Before his time. Spooky basket. So it's a basket. You
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: make it a little spooky, and then you put the
- 1:34:35Speaker 1: stuff that your significant other would like.
- 1:34:37Speaker 3: That's gay. I can do that.
- 1:34:40Speaker 1: Sorry about that, Macho Man Randy Savage. No, I don't know.
- 1:34:43Speaker 1: You do this? No, I'm asking you. No, this is
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: what women do for their men.
- 1:34:47Speaker 3: Am I going to do this?
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: No, I don't do stuff like that. Has anyone ever
- 1:34:50Speaker 1: given you this?
- 1:34:51Speaker 3: A spooky basket?
- 1:34:52Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think so. No. They're going to be smiling.
- 1:34:55Speaker 1: Only big dick fools get spooky baskets. Who's that put
- 1:34:57Speaker 1: in that work? Oh, let me ask you this. What
- 1:34:59Speaker 1: was the best? That's what Umberto right there. That's what
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: has over 30 spooky belts collected at his house. Big
- 1:35:04Speaker 1: Dick Umberto. You know, he actually wanted to be a
- 1:35:06Speaker 1: bodybuilder before he got into his accident, which is really crazy. Yeah.
- 1:35:10Speaker 1: He wants to know if he can show you off
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: his moves before we get out of here. Yeah.
- 1:35:12Speaker 3: Is it front double bicep?
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a... Okay, what about this before? Okay,
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: what are you going to be for Halloween this year?
- 1:35:22Speaker 1: I don't dress up. Okay. Fuck it, bro. You suck. Dude,
- 1:35:25Speaker 1: you should be the Hulk. Yeah.
- 1:35:27Speaker 3: I'm not a big festive guy when it comes to
- 1:35:29Speaker 3: like holidays.
- 1:35:29Speaker 2: Before we get out of here, can we show Brad
- 1:35:31Speaker 2: Humberto's Instagram photo?
- 1:35:33Speaker 1: The one that we really love. Brad, are you ready
- 1:35:37Speaker 1: for this? Yeah.
- 1:35:37Speaker 3: Let's see it.
- 1:35:39Speaker 1: This is, this is Humpy, by the way. He just
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: joined the team. Okay. How do you feel about this photo?
- 1:35:45Speaker 1: You see nothing wrong with that? Grown ass man. 35
- 1:35:47Speaker 1: years old, by the way.
- 1:35:47Speaker 3: Why don't you just let people know? He's like in
- 1:35:51Speaker 3: a car driving somewhere. It's got Pickle Rick behind him.
- 1:35:55Speaker 1: Continue it.
- 1:35:56Speaker 3: Suede on the hat, looks like. He must have liked
- 1:35:59Speaker 3: his skin complexion in this one, I think.
- 1:36:00Speaker 1: That's what it is. Yeah.
- 1:36:02Speaker 3: That's definitely what it is. He got a fresh cut
- 1:36:05Speaker 3: in the beard.
- 1:36:07Speaker 1: Yeah, he did. Is that why you did it?
- 1:36:08Speaker 3: That's definitely why I did it, yeah.
- 1:36:10Speaker 1: Yeah. The lighting.
- 1:36:11Speaker 3: Because you get that front lighting in the car.
- 1:36:13Speaker 1: Yeah, golden hour.
- 1:36:14Speaker 3: Yeah, the front lighting looks good. I get why he
- 1:36:15Speaker 3: did it. Yeah, Pickle Rick's hard.
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: That's sick. Rick and Morty's like one of my favorite shows.
- 1:36:20Speaker 1: Is it? Did you see the spinoff, President Curtis? Yeah. Dude,
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: I just finished it. It's so fucking good. Dude, I
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: love all that shit. How do you feel about Sopranos?
- 1:36:28Speaker 3: It's a good show, for sure.
- 1:36:29Speaker 1: Yeah. Just a good show? No, it's a great show.
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: You watched it? Yeah. Finished? Everybody watched it. You didn't
- 1:36:35Speaker 1: finish it?
- 1:36:36Speaker 3: I think I did.
- 1:36:36Speaker 1: I think I did.
- 1:36:37Speaker 3: It's so long.
- 1:36:39Speaker 1: Dude, yeah. Sometimes a lot of the parts get a
- 1:36:41Speaker 1: little boring to me. It's a lot of talking.
- 1:36:44Speaker 3: But what's the significance of this photo?
- 1:36:46Speaker 1: Oh, we're just making fun of him because he's old,
- 1:36:47Speaker 1: but you're old too, so you see nothing wrong with
- 1:36:49Speaker 1: this one. Oh, yeah.
- 1:36:49Speaker 3: I don't see anything.
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: Oh, it's kind of... It's similar.
- 1:36:52Speaker 3: Oh, it is kind of similar.
- 1:36:53Speaker 1: Wait, put them side by side.
- 1:36:57Speaker 3: I think I did the same thing. I was like,
- 1:36:58Speaker 3: I like the front light. I like that my beard
- 1:37:01Speaker 3: was kind of cut. Had the oversized cap on.
- 1:37:05Speaker 1: Where'd you take that? Whoa, it's kind of similar. That's scary.
- 1:37:08Speaker 1: What's up, though? That's a Camaro SS. Yeah? Yeah.
- 1:37:14Speaker 3: I don't know what year that was.
- 1:37:15Speaker 1: You're like such a fucking douche. Why? You look like
- 1:37:20Speaker 1: I'm going to fuck your bitch, huh? Yeah. That's how
- 1:37:23Speaker 1: it looks. I love you guys. Thank you. Thank you, guys.
- 1:37:25Speaker 1: Thank you for having us, man. Thank you. Wait, wait, wait.
- 1:37:28Speaker 1: Hold on. We're going to do your best Brad post.
- 1:37:32Speaker 1: I didn't do the eyes. My eyes are relaxed. Look.
- 1:37:34Speaker 1: You kind of look like The Rock. My eyes are relaxed.
- 1:37:36Speaker 1: The cock. I kind of pulled the eyebrow up a
- 1:37:38Speaker 1: little bit. Pulled the eyebrow up. But relax the middle part.
- 1:37:42Speaker 1: He wasn't hitting. Yeah, I wasn't hitting it. Dude, I
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: got to fucking throw up for some reason. All right.
- 1:37:47Speaker 1: All that dick in you. All right. Yo, this podcast
- 1:37:50Speaker 1: is fun. You guys are good, man. Appreciate you, man.
- 1:37:51Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming through, bro. Appreciate you
- 1:37:53Speaker 1: a lot.