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Trevor Wallace _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _633(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: thank you so much for your support. Today's guest is
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  Speaker 1: a stand-up comedian. He's a content creator. He has his
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  Speaker 1: own podcast called Stiff Socks, and his new tour is
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  Speaker 1: happening right now called Alpha Beta Male. You can go
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  Speaker 1: check that out. I'm grateful for his return. Today's guest
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  Speaker 1: is Trevor Wallace.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to start poaching. I don't give a fuck, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I've had people poach me.
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  Speaker 2: Mr.
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  Speaker 1: Beast is taking some of my guys.
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  Speaker 2: Has he really? Yeah, dude. No way.
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  Speaker 1: I'm poaching.
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  Speaker 2: Mr. Beast took some of your guys. Let's start right there.
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  Speaker 2: That's why. Mr. Beast. Well, I mean, he hires just
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  Speaker 2: the best of the best. And what he does is
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  Speaker 2: he'll like kind of like it's not him. It's like
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  Speaker 2: people who work under him. Just finding all the best
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  Speaker 2: people in the industry. And honestly, I don't blame him.
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  Speaker 2: Because I've worked with some people that like, the line
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  Speaker 2: on the resume is so strong. Because you get them
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  Speaker 2: in and you're like, this is a very simple thing,
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  Speaker 2: this simple edit.
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  Speaker 1: You can do this, right? Mock this edit and this edit.
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  Speaker 2: And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you get it back.
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  Speaker 2: And you just want to be like, you know what?
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  Speaker 2: Fuck it. Coloring the lines first. Let me see that.
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  Speaker 1: Spell your name alphabetically first.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, people will put trap beats and shit to your edits.
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  Speaker 2: But he just takes the best of the best. And
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  Speaker 2: the people in that town, where's Greenville? Greensboro? Maybe.
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  Speaker 1: It's near ECU, wherever that one is.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. And they got a pirate as a mascot, which 2026,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you can do that anymore. Greenville.
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  Speaker 1: That's true, dude. Nick Shirley will show up and bust
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  Speaker 1: all your mascots.
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  Speaker 2: And honestly, after losing a leg, why would you still
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  Speaker 2: want to be on a ship? That doesn't seem like
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  Speaker 2: a very steady place to be. There's a lot of
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  Speaker 2: wobbles going on there. And I love Mr. Beast.
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  Speaker 1: I'll say that. He's a good guy, but he's smart
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  Speaker 1: for just taking the best.
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  Speaker 2: Of the best.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think at a certain point you realize like.
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  Speaker 1: It's almost good.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, it's like if you have a hot girlfriend
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  Speaker 2: and she gets hit on at a bar, I'm not mad. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm mad if nobody hits on my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 1: If somebody just comes up and talks to you and
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  Speaker 1: you introduce me to your girlfriend and they don't even
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  Speaker 1: look at her again.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Dude, I think the most disrespectful thing you
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  Speaker 2: can say to a guy after they like show them
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  Speaker 2: their girlfriend, be like, oh man, as long as you're happy. Stuff.
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  Speaker 2: As long as you're happy. Not anymore. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: take my own life. She's free now. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, I'm going to definitely go get her hair braided
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  Speaker 1: or something, or like get her rode up or something.
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  Speaker 1: You have to do something then. But then if somebody
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  Speaker 1: looks at your girlfriend three times, dude, you're like, whoa, dude.
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  Speaker 1: You get two free glimpses. It's like Monopoly. You get
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  Speaker 1: two free out of jails. You get two free glimpses.
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  Speaker 1: And they better be up top glimpses. They better, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: looking at her hairline.
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  Speaker 2: Clavicles up. Yeah. But it is funny that like if you're,
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  Speaker 2: and I don't think this happens the older you get
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  Speaker 2: in life, but like when you are. Well, I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Go on.
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  Speaker 2: Sciatica. As you get older, it's not as much, but
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  Speaker 2: like when you start dating somebody, it's almost like your
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  Speaker 2: boys are like, yo, check her out. She's hot, right?
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  Speaker 2: Look at her tits. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then those people get married eventually and you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I've seen your wife's tits.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Why am I even at the wedding? I've seen them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's wild. Like, that's one of the things
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  Speaker 1: that I think could be wild sometimes about if somebody marries, like,
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  Speaker 1: somebody that has, like, a lot of OnlyFans stuff out
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  Speaker 1: there and stuff like that, if that can be. Because
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  Speaker 1: I don't look at OnlyFans, but I don't know. And
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  Speaker 1: some of the stuff might just be photos. I know
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  Speaker 1: some of it's sex. But that could be.
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  Speaker 2: It's all. Is it really? It's all SCX. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, truly, they don't go all the way. And
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  Speaker 2: you do one Reddit search, and they're in the dark webs.
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  Speaker 2: They're going all the way? All the way. Oh, my.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy. Well, I think they do it because it's
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  Speaker 2: like behind so many paywalls.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, nobody's going to see this. And do they
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  Speaker 1: even have a shirt on or anything or nothing? No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know if they have the AC on.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a sweaty place.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, man. It's there's always music in the background.
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  Speaker 2: It's always like Wiz Khalifa, like young, wild and free.
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  Speaker 2: And you're like, I don't know if this is the most.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like this is a song for like a
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  Speaker 2: high school graduation. Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 1: If you're getting kind of shanked down somewhere, I think
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  Speaker 1: you got to have the AC on, I feel like.
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  Speaker 2: AC on and windows down or like the blinds down.
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  Speaker 2: It's too bright in there. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But then some of the dark, I will say this,
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  Speaker 1: having been a user of pornography. You're still off, yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I've had some setbacks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And what sparked that setback?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Not to trigger anything.
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  Speaker 2: No, dude.
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  Speaker 1: You triggered something that night. frustrated, lonesome, uh, laying there
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  Speaker 1: like reading. And they've been like, Oh, this book isn't enough.
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  Speaker 1: You know, like, and it's just a book. It's like
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  Speaker 1: a good photos or no, it's like all's quiet on
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  Speaker 1: the Western front or something. It's like, Oh, this book
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  Speaker 1: isn't enough to make me spray, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking about the dust bowl. Um, there are a
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  Speaker 1: couple of scenes in, uh, grapes or wrath that kind
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  Speaker 1: of like, really? Well, there is a very, like, there's
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  Speaker 1: a scene where the mom at the end or, a
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  Speaker 1: woman who's breastfeeding at the end has to breastfeed a
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  Speaker 1: person because like an adult, because they.
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  Speaker 2: Just don't have anything to eat. Yes. I've been hungry
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  Speaker 2: before though. But that's like, I mean, that's, uh, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: we're already on Reddit. It's about to happen. We're two
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  Speaker 2: clicks away from tits. Yeah. Well, let's back out of
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  Speaker 2: here because I'm already, well, I'm already, I'm looking at
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  Speaker 2: the Louis CK book behind you. And there's something about
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  Speaker 2: that cover. Like that, that feels like, I might get
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  Speaker 2: a little, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: This is, um, But yeah, dude, I think that's the
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  Speaker 1: kind of thing that gets me, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And if I haven't been meditating, I have a little, like,
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  Speaker 1: a moment of peace before, like, I, like, react and
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  Speaker 1: do something.
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  Speaker 2: Mental masturbation, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's like I'm just not as reactive.
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  Speaker 2: It's like I have a.
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  Speaker 1: Moment of, like, okay, well, what do I really want
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  Speaker 1: to do here, you know? Because then I'll jerk off,
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  Speaker 1: then I feel bad, that type of thing. But overall,
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  Speaker 1: it's gotten a lot better.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's instant. The second it leaves the body,
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  Speaker 2: it's like, come out, regret in. And it's like a baton. Like,
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  Speaker 2: it's like a handoff. It's like, goodbye, goodnight. And then
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  Speaker 2: you're just sitting there with shame. Ugh.
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  Speaker 1: How are you in hotel rooms?
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  Speaker 2: Are you like after shows, are you like, okay, I
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  Speaker 2: can just go straight to sleep or you're just kind
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  Speaker 2: of sitting there pacing a little bit? Oh man.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's a variety of stuff, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I think, I don't know if hotel rooms do it
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  Speaker 1: for me anymore, which is kind of sad because that
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  Speaker 1: used to be the thing. Like you get in a
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  Speaker 1: nice room, you got to jerk off right when you
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  Speaker 1: get in there. That's the key card.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought this thing runs on DNA. You're just
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  Speaker 2: spraying on the freaking, on the swipe out front. Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: And then you stick the Do Not Disturb sign on
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  Speaker 2: the nut. But I just feel like Any room, it's
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  Speaker 2: just not home, so it's always going to feel awkward.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like the AC needs to pick a lane.
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  Speaker 1: It's on, then it's off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And you're like, why are you edging me with AC?
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  Speaker 1: The AC does feel like it's edging all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Shit pisses me off.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a crazy time of year, I think, too,
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  Speaker 1: in the winter. You can never get the heat right
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  Speaker 1: in your house or your room, whatever it is. The
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  Speaker 1: heat is the worst because it's like, it's blazing hot
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  Speaker 1: for a second and then it kind of disappears really fast.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: All that stuff's kind of hectic, dude. I mean, getting
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  Speaker 1: through the winter, getting through these days, I kind of,
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  Speaker 1: I never want.
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  Speaker 2: The year to start. That's what I realized. I do not. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, I'm still like trying to relax and chill
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  Speaker 1: and the year just starts back so fast. You've been
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  Speaker 1: taking a break though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. How are you feeling? Good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm feeling better for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: But I want to just keep doing that and that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: But I think the calendar is just like, here, we're
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  Speaker 1: going again. I feel that.
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  Speaker 2: It takes me a while to like calm down. And
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  Speaker 2: then the second I start to calm down, that's when
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  Speaker 2: it starts ramping back up. Yeah. It's like if you
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  Speaker 2: really need to enjoy vacation, let's say you want a
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  Speaker 2: week off, you almost need like two or three days
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  Speaker 2: before and two or three days after to like build
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  Speaker 2: in and then to like build up to get out.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think like– Do you think it's tougher for
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  Speaker 1: people to find like spouses and stuff these days because
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  Speaker 1: there's so much like data, like so many people that
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  Speaker 1: like you've dated your friends and all that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Does that ever affect you? You think at all? What's
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  Speaker 1: the question? Like if you wanted to find like a
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend or something, is it tough? Cause it's like, oh man,
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  Speaker 1: my buddies date her. It's like, there's just so much.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, in the same town. I guess it just depends
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  Speaker 2: on like the, the town capacity. I mean like where
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  Speaker 2: my dad grew up, it's like 5,000 people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean at that point it's like, you might
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  Speaker 1: have to run it back once or twice.
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  Speaker 2: You might have to date somebody you dated years back
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  Speaker 2: just to be like, we've hit the cycle. You know,
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  Speaker 2: at a strip club on like a Tuesday when it's
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  Speaker 2: slow and then like the same dancers come out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Every like three songs. With a new hat or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And they just put like La in front of their name.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. There's Diamond now. There's La Diamond. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, is this Spanish Diamond? Yeah, La Gina.
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  Speaker 2: So it's El Diamond.
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  Speaker 1: And she's next. I think it just depends on the town.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. I think that's why guys randomly just move though. Like,
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  Speaker 2: fuck it, I'm going to Oregon.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And dudes will be like, hey, is there some dude
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  Speaker 2: will send out like a tweet like, hey, is there
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  Speaker 2: some good puss out in Oregon or whatever?
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  Speaker 1: The craziest shit to me. Some dudes will reply like, bro,
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  Speaker 1: no puss in Oregon, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 1: And they're with a girl right there. They're with a wife.
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  Speaker 2: The craziest shit is the people that like, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: sure you've had people like this on your tour. I
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  Speaker 2: have a girlfriend now, so I don't do this, but like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't like, there'll be guys on your tour who
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  Speaker 2: are like swiping in the next city.
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  Speaker 1: They're like meal prepping swipes.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. They're like, oh, I'm already in Chattanooga. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We're in San Diego, brother. What the hell are you on? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've had some openers that are like that. They're already
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  Speaker 1: in the next city, and they're like, oh, I got
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  Speaker 1: a girl maybe coming through. And I'm like, how'd you
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  Speaker 1: meet her? And like, I met her on Hinge or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: We're together now. It's crazy. Yeah, the pre-swipes, I don't know, man.
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  Speaker 2: I guess it's kind of like ordering an Uber for
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  Speaker 2: the next day or something. There's some smart strategy behind it.
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  Speaker 1: That's Uber Eats, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Uber Eats out. Dude, a lot of crazy stuff. What
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  Speaker 1: did I see There was one girl, Trisha Paytas, is
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  Speaker 1: running for office.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see that? Do you know her kids' names? Uh-uh.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why you would.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why I do.
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  Speaker 1: But her kids' names are something.
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  Speaker 2: Can you pull that up somewhere, someone? It's fun. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's Elvis and Aquaman, who should be in the new
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  Speaker 2: Jason Momoa movie. Wow. Malibu Barbie, yeah. Malibu Barbie, Elvis,
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  Speaker 2: and Aquaman, Moses. And they're kids, so I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to talk shit, but.
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  Speaker 1: Their names follow a theme of pop culture and iconic figures,
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  Speaker 1: with Aquaman being a nod to his cancer, water sign,
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  Speaker 1: birth month, and the movie.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: And their fourth kid is Charlie Kirk.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Reincarnated. But this is her right here, so I never
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  Speaker 1: thought of... Is this real? She's running for president? She's
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  Speaker 1: running for office, I believe, for Congress?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I never thought of myself as a political person until
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  Speaker 4: I started having kids and realizing like the world could
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  Speaker 4: be just so. And what is she eating?
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  Speaker 2: Is she doing a mukbang while running for office?
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  Speaker 1: That is crazy. That's a good way to keep attention though.
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  Speaker 2: Why the fuck wasn't Biden eating goddamn overnight oats while
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  Speaker 2: doing his campaign? Biden was fucking eating ideas from years ago, bro.
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  Speaker 1: That guy was fucking eating his words. Bro, can you
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  Speaker 1: even imagine the pain that Biden had to go through
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  Speaker 1: each day when they put him back up there and
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: they're like, okay, you're going back up there. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like. And he didn't have any clue what he
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: was doing. He was like, you've seen people. He's like
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers. He's like, he's still playing, but he just
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  Speaker 1: wants to be on a beach on Ayahuasca.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. He just wants to be away. Every day I
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  Speaker 2: think who would want to be president. Every day you
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: have people yelling at you. It seems like the worst thing.
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  Speaker 2: But when he went out there and they put him
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: on that bike, they knew he couldn't do it.
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  Speaker 1: It's all crazy.
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  Speaker 2: That was the first hit from another country was the bike. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: When he fell off that bike or when that bike
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: went down.
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  Speaker 2: That was somebody. That was somebody in, like, North Dakota
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  Speaker 2: being like, let's take him out. Deflate the tires.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's weight one of these pedals. It would only
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  Speaker 1: take a little bit. What did she say? What else
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  Speaker 1: did she say?
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  Speaker 2: Let's see.
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  Speaker 1: Is this serious that she's running? And for those of
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  Speaker 1: you who don't know, Trisha Paytas is a– She's done everything.
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  Speaker 2: She's really just culturally well-known online on YouTube and TikTok
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  Speaker 2: and everything. And I believe at one point she did.
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  Speaker 1: A YouTuber and influencer. P-O-R-N. Announced, pleaded to express a
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  Speaker 1: desire to make a difference amid horrible stuff in California
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  Speaker 1: and the world, calling the idea crazy but vivid. From
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  Speaker 1: a dream she had, she plans to run as a
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  Speaker 1: write-in candidate initially and then self-fund her campaign. Her potential
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  Speaker 1: slogan is California could be good. Hey, that's a moderate,
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  Speaker 1: that's a moderate step.
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  Speaker 2: Could be good. Yeah, it's fair.
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  Speaker 1: Could be all right.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of bad. Could be good. It's a fair thing
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  Speaker 2: to take with people. Yeah, it's like, I feel like
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  Speaker 2: that's like two levels. You know when you go to
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  Speaker 2: like a hot chicken place and they have all the
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  Speaker 2: different levels? Yeah. And like Make America Great Again is
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  Speaker 2: the number one. Could be good is like the starting point.
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  Speaker 2: Like California could be good. It's a nugget. And then
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  Speaker 2: it's like Texas will fuck your ass. And then it's
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  Speaker 2: like Make America Great Again. Yeah.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's wild. And what is some of, does she
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: have like a, A policy? What is she kind of
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: running on? Does she have any priorities, is she saying?
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: Does she say it in that speech? What is going on?
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: How do you even run for president? Like, where do
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: you sign up? Well, this is Congress. And Congress, there's
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: a lot of Congress people, so.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: Is Congress like the farm league for baseball?
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: Total of 535 members of Congress, dude. That's like the
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: Brea Improv.
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that felt, imagine if that fills the Brea Improv.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: I'd bomb so hard. 100 serve in the U.S. Senate
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: and 435 serve in the House of Representatives. But can
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: you go back to what her priority was? Can we
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: get to that?
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: Really dark and depressing things, but getting a full-dome in
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: mental health means.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: Being able to not only deal with my emotions and
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: spirals and triggers, I need to start.
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: Dealing with the world.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: I'm going to start my state.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: And I really think my slogan for running will just
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: be like, California could be good. Okay, this is wild.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: But good for her. What would your slogan be for Nashville?
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: Ooh, uh... Nashville could be quieter. Let's get this shit hype, whiteys. Hey.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: I think that could be it. Type shit.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: And others.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: And others. Yeah. Type shit. Yeah.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Who's ready for some Tennessee type shit?
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: No. Tennessee type shit is way better than Titans.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Tennessee type shit.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's the first improvement. You should be a
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: head coach somewhere.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: The Tennessee type shit. You're at a lot of games. Like,
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: you know ball.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: We've had a great deal of games, man. Well, the
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: college is great.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: The university.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Cam Ward, shout out to him. He seems like a
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: great kid. He's going to go far. He seems like
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: a nice guy over there for sure. I mean, I
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: only met him one time, but he seems nice. Yeah,
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: they've had a rough season over there. They're looking for
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: a new coach right now, so I think they're in
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: a lot of rebuilding going on over at the Titans.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Well, they should hire Trisha Paytas because the Titans could
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: be good.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Could be good.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Could be good. Dude, you're right. It's kind of the
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: perfect motto. If she were to win office, the freaky singer,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: it says here, and this is The Hill, said her
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: primary goal would be to raise the age requirement for
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: participating in adult entertainment to 25. I think that's probably
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: a good idea.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: Is that because that's when like the brain is fully
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: developed to be like, Hey, should I be throwing my
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: posts online?
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, well, I guess that's, I mean, I
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: think it's up, it's obviously up to the women, but
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: I think having a better understanding of what you want
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: to do before you kind of lock yourself into a
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: video or something is probably, it's probably a good idea.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: It is crazy.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: You can get fully nude on the internet before you
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: can get a Bush light. You can show Bush before
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: getting a Bush light. Yeah.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: 18 pop it out, but you can't go to a bar.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: It is kind of wild.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: But that was like the original stance with like the war.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: It's like, we can fire for this country at 18,
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: but it can't get a goddamn course latte. Yeah. Now
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: we've just rotated. Women can show puss, but they can't
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: get a Pacifico. Well, that's what I'm running for. Dude.
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: You could, you could storm the beaches of Pacifico, but
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: you can't get one. You know, that's kind of the
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: crazy part. Dude, the wildest, uh, maybe they'll do like a,
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: like a mashup, like the army, uh, And only fans,
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: it'd be like army fans. Maybe they'll do like a mashup.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: There's kind of an army going, there's like a war
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: going on in the OF world right now. Like, I
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: don't know if it's like fascinating or I don't think
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: we should draw any more attention to it. But like,
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: there's some girl like selling a course and everyone's kind
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: of yelling at her.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Who's selling a course?
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: She's selling a course on like how to be like
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: in OF. She's doing like Andrew Tate, but for like
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: popping it online. Like how to like. How to do
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: it and do it well?
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: I guess maybe it's about like different positions or something.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: I think it's like how to like market, like, like
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: if you want to be an OF girl, this is
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: how you would run it. And she, it's a course like,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: like with any of these guys, like Andrew Elliott, Andrew Elliott, no,
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Andy Elliott. It's just a course that they're selling for $ 6, 000.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: And now other girls who do that are like, Hey,
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: why don't you just give this out for free? Like,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: why don't, why are you stopping a piece of shit?
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Like this course is not good. Like the course is
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: just getting, I don't know if it's interesting or not.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's up to girls, right? It's their bodies.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: It's their choices about it. But I do think 18
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: is kind of young.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: It's very young.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: We had a lady on named Layla McElwain, and she
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: talked about a lot of pornography that's online. It's not consensual.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: So there was a lot of lawsuits that made Pornhub
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: and some of these other sites take down non-consensual sex.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: So it was sex that had been recorded, but nobody
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: ever signed off and said, okay, yes, I'm okay with
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: you putting that up, right? So, OnlyFans, Camellia, Yeah, it's her. Aragel, um,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: faces backlash for $ 5, 000 course, people saying it's a scam.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, people make courses for everything. It's like, if
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: you go and buy this, then that's your choice. Do
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I think it's probably the best thing to be kind
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: of marketing?
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not a woman.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know if, But I think– I don't know.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Would I want my daughter probably doing that if she's
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: like– I don't know. I'll tell you this. It would
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: be nicer if somebody is 25 and they're able to
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: make that choice probably.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's just anytime people spend money on something,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: there's a sense of entitlement where it's like if you
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: pay a premium, you're expecting a premium return. And then
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: if you log on to it or you buy it
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: and it's just a shit course, then you're instantly mad.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: A lot of those courses are pretty mid though. Remember
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: all those ones during COVID on Facebook? They were like–
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: it was like the– Like everybody was putting a course up,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: it felt like. Yeah, I mean, I did one at
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: one point too. You did?
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Early, early, early on social media. What was it? During
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: the pandemic, it was just like.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: You just had to vape and drive by somebody? Blow
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: O's and blow loads. That's what it was called. O's
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: and loads. No, it was just like during the pandemic.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: And I was literally like, I'm just such a workhorse.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: And I like, if I'm not doing anything, I like,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I just feel guilt. I feel like I need to
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: be doing something. And during the pandemic, I was like,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: what if I did like a, just here's everything I do,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: start to finish everything. video ideas when it comes to
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: creating ideas, adding it. And, uh, did you feel good
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: about it? I felt like, I felt like it was
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: true to me.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. Uh, which is cool
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: because now I have multiple friends who I watch admire online.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: And like years later, we're like, yo, low key. We
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: took your class. Like, thank you for teaching us like game.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck dude. Actually I took,
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I'm hanging out with students. I took a comedy class
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: when I started. Yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: So I, yeah, you're right. It's like, what's the real difference?
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: It's, it's, it's not up anymore or I don't think
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: you can buy it anymore, but like it was just, um,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: at the time it was a one-time purchase, $ 125, which
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: that's fair. Yeah.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's like, you're a workhorse though, dude, you
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: love your work. You're locked in, you know? Um, yeah,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I haven't done those in a while, but yeah, well,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: it was, it was broken down into chapters. It was
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: like five hours totals of stuff. And it was just
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: me saying, I mean, I'm sure parts of it were
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: like maybe boring, but I think if you watch the
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: whole thing, I really break it down. Like, That's what's
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: been the hardest thing for me is like hiring additional
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: help is like, I am so locked in on like
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: exactly what I want, what I'm looking for. and then
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: I tell it to somebody and then they don't do
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: it I'm like no it was this like mock this
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: example here and then you have to do it yourself
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: in the end and that takes a ton of time
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: that's the same way I'm with edits it's like I
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: gotta stay up and go watch through the edits it's
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: like I just gotta make sure I'm very meticulous it's
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: hard for somebody to get your like exact ways down
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: you know it's just tough Which is.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Hard because it's like, if you do it, then they
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: don't learn. But sometimes just whether it's a deadline or something,
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: I'll be.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Like, here, just let me over the shoulder. I'm like,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: move this, do this. I'll do it myself. And be like,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: you get it? And be like, yeah, but I'm not
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: like teaching them.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: So I don't know. Nobody told you like getting into comedy.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Now you have to be like an employer. Like you
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: have to be like a boss. Oh, that's the worst. Yeah.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: You guys hear that back there? It's the fucking worst.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Make his life better.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: No, they do. I'm the problem. I feel like usually
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: it's like. you know, because nobody knows what you want
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: and you don't even know, like, it's so hard to
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: explain yourself, you know.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Ugh. Yeah.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: But it is crazy from going to somebody who just
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: wanted to kind of rest all day and, like, barely
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: made it to the show sometimes. Dude, I remember one
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: time I was drunk, I peed on my phone or
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: whatever and I couldn't even fucking get a hold of, like,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: the people to come and get me for the show. Just, like,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: nightmare shit. And then to go from that to being like, oh, dang,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, like, people are waiting to hear back from
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: me about stuff. It's like, That kind of stuff's a lot.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I think evolving in a place, especially if you find
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: out that you like to work a lot, and then
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: becoming a boss is super hard.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: And learning to communicate. I'm trying to learn to communicate better.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: It's been a slow climb, man. The hardest part for
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: me is if I'm not working and nobody's working, which
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: isn't true, but it feels like I need to be
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: there to run ship. But if I'm not, then people
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: are kind of like, what are we, who do I,
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: how do I? And that's why touring makes it hard.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: In the perfect world, I just want to bring everybody.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Fuck it, bring your Dell, bring your PC. You're editing
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: on this flight, and we can just all be there,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: which is just not realistic. But I feel like comedians
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: now work harder than they've ever worked. When you first started, like,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: I remember you were on Last Comic Standing, right? Like,
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: in those days, what was kind of like your day-to-day
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: in comedy?
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Like, it was just... You wake up and you just
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: had spots at night or were you doing other shit?
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: You had spots at night.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Go to the gym.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Probably just try to take care of yourself. Like, you know,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: stay like. You know, I liked going to the gym
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: at the time, so do that. I mean, I started doing, like, this, like,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: crank texting thing and some weird stuff, like making some websites.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, oh, oh.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like trying to look for some other comedy. Yeah,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: finding something on the internet that could, like, be, like, another, like,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: force for me or, like, another thing that I could do.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Who were, like, the big dogs in L.A.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: When you were?
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, Nick Thune, Owen Benjamin.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Jane Cook was, like, the biggest guy right when I
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: got there.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I never saw him much, but sometimes he would
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: come by some of the rooms. Who else?
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, Steve Byrne, Adam Hunter. Those were like the guys
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: that were like real popular at the rooms that I
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: went to. And every now and then like somebody magical
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: would come through, like a Jim Norton would come through
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: or like Chelsea Handler, I think, came in one time.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: But those weren't in the clubs. Those were just like
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: in the like tertiary rooms, you know, some of those guys,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I guess, had and girls that started getting into clubs.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: So what have you been up to in your time off,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: your break? You're taking a couple months off now.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, off of stand-up. We're still doing a
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: ton of podcasting. In my head, I go like, oh,
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I have a week off, but that just means from touring.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: A week off, now I'm just doing the same shit,
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: but at home.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's nice having a break from travel. From travel, yeah,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: from that kind of thing. I mean, I got to
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: go to a lot of football games.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: That was fun.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I've been able to do that, like, I mean, I've
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: probably done 26 weeks a year for probably 15 years.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, it's hard to kind of
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: plan it, but it's hard to go out of town
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: whenever you just went and were out of town, even
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: for work. So that was fun getting to go to
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: a lot of, uh, sec football games. That was great.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I got to redo my comedy special. So we're going
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: to retape that at some point.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Have you not said yet?
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: Nope.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Breaking news.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: So do you know where you're shooting it yet? I
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: don't yet.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: We're going to start, I got to start figuring that out.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Just wanted to wait till I felt like kind of
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: excited about, uh, Just kind of getting back on stage,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: and I just wanted to have some space. Last year was.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Just a long year. Totally, man. Totally.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: But it was great. I mean, it was good, and
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: it was just a lot. You're just learning, and life's changing,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: and you're like, man, this is like— You just take
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: a second to pause and be like, what's the real
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: priority here?
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: And you had to get security for some stuff. You
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: started realizing you're kind of freaking out when you're by
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: yourself a little bit, things like that.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, like.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: And that makes it kind of spooky, you know? So,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I think if you took a.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: What, a sample size of, like, one in seven Americans,
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: I would say six of them know you. Oh, no,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I don't think... But, like, seven people, just any. Like,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Santa Fe, New Mexico, you know, Dayton, Ohio. I mean,
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: those two definitely... But, like, if you, like.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: A couple twinks, maybe. Yeah, but, like, I think you're
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: just so.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: you're just so known that there's sometimes that you don't,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: when you just show, you're just so you though, that
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: it like, I don't know if you see it. I mean,
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: obviously you see it, but like how the world sees you.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: That's something that is always an interesting thing is like,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: you don't know how the world sees you because you
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: only see the world, but like, you're so well known
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: that you just show up like solo. And I'm like,
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: this motherfucker just interviewed the Ukrainian missile crisis. And now
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: he's just at the comedy store walking up by himself.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Like, But you want to feel like just your own
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: space in the world, you know? And so I think
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: that was like kind of a conflict a lot for
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: me last year. And like, just knowing that, okay, well
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: sometimes you just need to have somebody with you. And
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: then I started really just feeling kind of paranoid when
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I was by myself. Um, but some of it was
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: just people filming you as people doing stuff that started
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: to make you kind of crazy. Like, You'll just go
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: to eat or you'll go to do something simple. Then
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: it'd be like little things and it's okay. I'm not
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: complaining about it. I'm just saying there's some adjustment to
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: it and there's some psychological adjustment to it as well.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: And then I think like, yeah, things got scary last
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: year when they shot Charlie Kirk. That probably scared everybody
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: who even gets on a stage, I think was probably scared.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Oh dude, I was at the comedy store. I have
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: a clip of this. I might post it. I'll show
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  Speaker 2: And my first words, I thought I just got kirked.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: And it got a big pop. But it's one of
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: those things. It's like, do I post it? And then
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: the internet's like, oh, well, now here we go with it. Yeah,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: now with it.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, I think it's fine, bro. Oh, okay.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I think it's like, I mean.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: But then I talk about Erica and her eyesight. And
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: like that's when it goes like a little like. I
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: think you have to joke about it. Like.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I start thinking of things to talk about, about stuff
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: like that. I mean, it's just, but yeah, I think
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: all that made people kind of spooked. It was like,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: what's going on? And then it doesn't seem like the investigation,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: like what's really happening here? And there's like, they show
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: the kid at a Dairy Queen or something. It's like
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: he's wearing different stuff.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: The biggest thing is like, I think this might've been
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: put on by Dairy Queen. There's no way that they
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: didn't put a bid in To some bigger picture to
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: be like, listen, blizzards aren't doing the numbers they used
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: to do.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: But think about that.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, now I'm getting real conspiracy in here. But any
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: fast food place he goes to, their sales are going
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: to go up. People watch this and are like, yo,
• 26:57
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• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: If fucking Jack in the Box did this shit and
• 27:02
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• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Bro, that's it.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Well, dude, I'm fucking sick of this planet. Get me
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: off this bitch. Dude, if Baskin Robbins did this, they
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: would have 32 flavors.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: They'd bring the Choco Taco back to Taco Bell. I'd
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: make a new flavor for them in the back, homie.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: That's what I want, dude.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: That's what that twink fucking.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Dude, if that would have happened out of Ben and Jerry's,
• 27:23
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• 27:25
  Speaker 2: flavor quick. Dude, how do they not have... Twink shooter? Twinkle, twinkle,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: little star? How do they not have... twink shooter, uh,
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor. Dude, that's the thing.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Some of these, some of these food companies have got
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: to start to come out with foods that people can
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: relate to. It's like, how do they not have that?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: The, the rooftop gunner's McNugget or something, you know, like,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: or like, and it's.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Like a little guy. Yeah.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Maybe they serve them on a roof. Like you open
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: up the thing and there's a little roof in there
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: and they're all placed on there. And one of them
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: has a little pistol or something. Dude, can you, can
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: we pull up a, is that crazy? Oh, it's insane.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: But can we pull up a McDonald's happy meal? It
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: has a kind of a roof in it.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: And they put a toy that, but that, Bro, in
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Pizza Hut, you don't even want to see a Pizza
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Hut with the old motherfucking sombrero on it.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, put a sniper on there.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: And when Papa John's said that word, they should have
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: done a different specialty.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: And Papa John's, you should, when you open one of
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: the boxes every day, this is how they do it.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: One magical box. It has one of those voice things
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: in it that when you open it, it says the
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: N word. And if you get that pizza, you get
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: it free. Isn't that interesting?
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: No reward.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: It's so fucked up. It's so bad. But then you
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: get a reward. You're like, this is low-key Willy Wonka. Yeah.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: All people want is a little bit of something extra.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: They want a little bit of prize. You know, um, I'm,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: you know, the Epstein files are out, but I'm excited
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: for the Wonka files. Oh, I think some weird shit
• 28:53
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• 28:54
  Speaker 2: With glorious glunt or whatever. Like kids and bitches into blueberries.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: It's literally all children and little people running around. Like,
• 29:01
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• 29:03
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• 29:06
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  Speaker 2: Let's look that up. But do the OG one, not
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  Speaker 2: Child labor laws. Yeah, for sure. They're throwing bitches in
• 31:54
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• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Mentioned rejecting Michael Jackson for Wonka due to prior occasions. Oh,
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• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Do you think there should be an age law for
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: sex work? Yeah. I do think 25 kind of makes sense. Like,
• 32:23
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  Speaker 2: real dangerous, probably inhaling tungsten.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you might as well just smoke meth
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: at that point.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: But I broke a light bulb and used the bottom
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: of it as a bowl for weed. I mean, I
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: didn't even use the glass. That's crack neighbor behavior, dude. Yeah,
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: That's crack neighbor behavior. Yeah, that's parallel of crack right there.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: That's meth adjacent, bro.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Method Jason sounds like a great podcast that could come
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: out method Jason. Holy shit.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, what about Freddie verse method Jason?
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, I like that.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Um, but, um, or what if the, I'm trying to
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: think if like, cause yeah, if you had to be 25,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: do that and you had to be 18 to be
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: in the army. But what if they came out with
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: like an army fans, dude, that's the thing. Like I
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: start to see like weird business mergers happening. Like we've
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: had like long John Silvers and Baskin Robbins.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Didn't they merger? No. Who murdered?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Pizza Hut and Long John Silvers.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: It's always the bitches that can't pull their own on
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: their own. You know what I mean?
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: But first of all, Long John Silvers shut it down.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, investigate their taxes. That's a drug fraud.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: You thought shit was going on weird in Minnesota with
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: the Somalis? Let's investigate Long John Silvers. Bro, there's no
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: catch of the day out in fucking Midland, Texas. The
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: catch of the day is the felon that was working
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: behind the fry counter. That's the catch is when he
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: leaves and the ankle monitor goes off. Type in Long
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: John Silver's CEO if you don't mind. Oh, Long John
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Silver's right here. Under companies like Yum Brands, that's what
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: they're called. They own everything.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Combined locations with KFC, Pizza Hut, or Taco Bell. Yeah,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: that's the crazy. I just don't like that, dude, because
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I don't like somebody, you know they're cooking fish on
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: the grill and they're also cooking a burger.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Taco Bell does it with a bunch. It might be
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Taco Bell and Pizza Hut. You'll see those like randomly.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: And then they stuff them in a gas station and
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: it's fucking, it's not the same. None of that shit's
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: the same. But, dude, I could see an Army fans, dude.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Can you see the Army fans?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I could definitely see it. Who are they, like, taking down?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: They're not fighting anybody. It's just military people just showing
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: their junk to make an extra buck, I feel like.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Or probably to fund our military, I feel like. I
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: could just see that, you know? I think that's a
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: good idea.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: To fund the military, yeah. Hold on. Why don't we
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: do it? All these guys are jacked. They work out 24-7.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: They might have a little bit of dirt or dust
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: on their face from being at combat. There's so many
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: lonely women in the Midwest, well, globally, who are like,
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: that's hot.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the chants. They could do like, I don't
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: know what... I'm trying to think what their chants are.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you've been told, but this bussy is...
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: But for six more dollars, you can see this whole... Yeah,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: something like that. But this bussy's getting sold.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. That's what we need, dude.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: It's like, left, right, left, right. But it's just somebody
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: showing their different tits. Yes.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: It's somebody jugging off. That is a great way to fund...
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: The military.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I think. Because everything's going bankrupt, so you're going to
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: have to find ways to fund things.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: This is what I've been hearing is like, yeah, everywhere
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: is bankrupt, which blows my mind because.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: It's like, we're not getting enough money and it's near
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: the businesses.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: So who? I know.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I can't even think about it. It hurts my head.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: It's getting weird, dude. Yeah, I mean.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Everything's getting weird, bro. The current CEO of Long John
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Silver's is Nate Fowler, who took over in February 2025,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: succeeding Blaine Shortreed. Who had served as CEO since early 2021.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Can I see a photo of this guy?
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's Nate Fowler. He's a baller. Oh, he hoops? Oh,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: he looks like a nice guy. He looks like a
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: nice guy. He also looks like he's never had Long
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: John Silver's in his entire life. He's like, what are
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: we serving here? Oh, hell no. Hell no.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Well, dude, they have that carp or whatever. I'm like,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not fucking parking and getting out of my car.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Park to car.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: There's something about, I'm not getting carp through a drive-thru.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I'm just not, I'm not going in there to get
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: any carp.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Drive-thrus, I think, the downfall of America. I saw a
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Skyline Chili in Ohio with a drive-thru. I said, if
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: you're getting chili on the road, you might as well
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: start drinking. You have a better chance to survive getting
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: a DUI than eating hot spaghettios in the back of
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: a tundra. And we start to– sometimes we think like, oh,
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: we're Americans. We deserve so much.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: But then when you look at what we are willing
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: to accept– just on a daily-to-day level for ourselves. And
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: I know some people, they can't afford certain things, and
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I get that. But when you're willing to.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Just pull up with your kids and just sit there
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: and eat chili in the car and just do gas
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: on each other and do body gas on each other,
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: what are you doing? It's just come to a point.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Just because you're a Bengals fan or whatever?
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? What are we doing?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Fucking Joe Burrow play along.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Shit is here. Hey, sack this. Shit is here. Yeah,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: it's so funny how Americanized my brain.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Catch this, T. Higgins, and your dad just farts again.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: You're like, come on, Dad.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: That's probably how it all starts. That's the warm-up in
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: the locker room.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: But it's so, like, this format is so normal to
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: me that if I see a place that doesn't have
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: a drive-thru, I'll be like, oh, let me look. Like,
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: if I'm going to a Starbucks, I'm like, oh, this
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Starbucks doesn't have a drive-thru. Let me find a drive-thru Starbucks. Yeah,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: that's a good point. All you gotta do is add
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: a road and you up your sales. Oh, dude, a
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Starbucks on some places would be so good. On a
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: nice steakhouse. But you can wait like 40 minutes in
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: line once you put your order at the sign if
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: it's like a busy place. Oh, yeah.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the McRib, they just said this. Black folks are
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: going to be pissed. What's inside a McRib? McDonald's hit
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: with class action lawsuit claiming the sandwich doesn't contain rib meat.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Ooh.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Well, TBD on that, brother. I'm going to leave that
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: up to my more chocolatey associates in the world because—
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: That's out of my jurisdiction, brother. According to the complaint,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: the McRib is actually made from restructured pork, which combines
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: cuts such as shoulder, heart, tripe, and scalded stomach, none
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: of which qualify as rib meat.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: That's fair. At least it's from a pig. I thought
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: for sure that they were just like painting some cow
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: a different color.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: But to just do that, to lie to a culture
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: for so long saying it's rib, I knew it wasn't rib.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: One of my friends lives and dies by this thing,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: my buddy Scotty. I'm like, He's always sending me pictures
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: of him getting the McRib whenever it's back or whatever.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I'm like, where did it go? It didn't fucking. Yeah.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: What did they do? And they used to like, I mean,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Bert always used to talk about that. Bert Kreisch would
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: always talk about how like crime would go up when
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: the McRib was gone or whatever.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: I think it did. Yeah. I think this is like
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: a real Americans like Groundhog Day. Yeah. Like the McRib
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: is back. Fine, honey. You're getting a ring this year.
• 39:11
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• 39:15
  Speaker 2: the McRib. Is it coming back in January? Yeah, I
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: don't know. I mean, what blows my mind about fast food,
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: and I feel like I've talked about it on this
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: podcast before, I don't know why, but what fucks me
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: up is, you know the grill marks on chicken? Not
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: real grill. It's tattooed on. What do you mean on chicken?
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: You mean on just regular chicken you buy? If you
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: get a grilled chicken from McDonald's, Not breaded, but grilled.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: They have like grill marks on it. That's fake. It's
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: like literally, it's like a henna tattoo. Grill marks on,
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: it's like a henna tattoo. Yeah, it's temporary.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Grill marks on fast food chicken are often fake, created
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: by industrial branding machines.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, God.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: So they do that for the illusion that you're like,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: this was on a grill.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: But I'm a, I mean, like if I see, I'm
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: not questioning it. Well, this scene, but I don't think
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: it's that. They're not doing that.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: That's some guy.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: That's more work.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: That's Nicholas Tesla making a chicken. But if you type
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: in like a McDonald's, no, I think it says it
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: right there.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: It's obvious, man.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: But I'm sure there's a video where you like erase it.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Like I'm pretty sure.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: Have you ever wondered how frozen food companies get grill
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: marks on chicken that clearly wasn't cooked on a grill
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: because it came out of a factory? Well, this is
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: how they do it. There are wheels that are very
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: hot that roll directly over the chicken and and leave
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: them continuously branded with grill marks.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Now, for six more dollars, she would show you a
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: breast or something at the end of that. Goes to
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: the military. Welcome to the military. Welcome to the Air Force, dude.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's where the hotties are, too, in the
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: military is in the Air Force, bro.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: What? The hotties are in there? Yeah. Really? Are people
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: in the military allowed to have an OnlyFans?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Because I could see a merger there. I could just see, like,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Everything's so weird now. I could easily see a merger there. Well,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: everybody's doing collabs. Like if Long John Silver's and Dairy
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Queen are going to do something, you'd think the military
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: would at least take on one of these websites.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: And this is a perplexity. Thank you. No members of
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: the U.S.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Military are not allowed to operate OnlyFans accounts, particularly those
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: involving adult content due to strict regulations on outside employment
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: and conduct. These activities often violate ethics rules requiring prior approval. Now,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: if you are losing your life or risking your life
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: for a country.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I believe that that's fair. Yeah.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Get the pop a little pee or something. I'll tell
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: you what, if I was in jail, the first thing
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: I'm doing is buying one of those phones out of
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: another dude's ass, which might be the worst convenience store ever.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I'm buying a phone. Well, here's the thing. You put
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: your money in his hand and whatever comes out of
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: his ass is yours. I think that's usually how that
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: was kind of like.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: It is very true. Oh, dude.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Isn't that funny? And it's usually the first thing out
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: because you kind of have to give a, like you
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: don't usually have a ton of money.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: You're like, fuck. He's got one item in there. If
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: he's got two, then that boy is into a different place.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: No, I think you can tickle each guy to kind
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: of see if you can guess. Holy shit.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: That's how you rob a human vending machine. Yeah.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Like on Androids.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: But I think the first thing I would do if
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: I was in jail, because I don't know how they
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: get internet or wifi, but like I'll see like live,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: TikTok's in jail sometimes.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Drewski has all those guys doing that. He's always
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: looped in with like a lot of like, it looks
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: kind of like boys to men sort of like, it
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: looks like a acapella group that went to jail.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: You know, and they're all wearing shiesties and shit and they're.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: All in there. You don't need the shiesties, you're already
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: in jail. But I think I would immediately try to
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: start an OF account. I would be like, I'm already
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: in jail. Like I would just, J-O, I would just
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: beat my shit every night in my cell.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know I think you get tired of that
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: you want to start reading dude trust me let me
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: just tell you after a couple nights you're going to
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: want to if I was in jail you're going to
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: want to tap into a good book.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: But just if I wanted to raise enough money to
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: pay for my bail oh for sure if I'm in
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: jail and I want to get out yeah no no
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: no I hear you I think that's always the answer
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: but if I'm in jail and I'm trying to meet
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: my bail and I need like 50k I don't know
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: what the crime would be type shit yeah I'm showing
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: meat to get some bread.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: And are you jerking off semi-regular or what not really
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Have you jerked off this year?
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say today. No way, dude.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not gay, dude. Have you jerked off this year?
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But it's only when I'm like in hotels. This
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: is the first time I've been in a hotel.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Well, there hasn't been that much of this year. I'm
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: just saying.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: How many days in are we? Not enough for you
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: to win this argument. I'm like a one-a-week guy. I'm
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: like a trash can. I got to take the load
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: out to the front yard every once in a while.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing, dude. I'll sometimes jerk off so
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: I don't go do something else that's going to get
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: me in trouble.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: That's what I'll do. It's like if I'm feeling like, man,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: I want to go out and meet up, like go
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: to a bar, meet up with some people or do
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: something that, you know, could be more risky for me.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll jerk off so I don't go do that.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: That's funny, man.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Because it'll be like, oh, you ain't doing shit, whitey.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: After I jerk off, that's kind of the voice that's
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: in my head. You ain't doing shit, you little wigga.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: What's funny, I had the same thought one time on tour.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: I was single, but I've never been a guy who's
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: wanted to be like, if somebody DMs me after a show,
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what's up? Yeah. Yeah, I stay away from that.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: You don't want some of that. I mean, I'll engage sometimes,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: but I'm never like, hey, send me that.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's crazy.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Send me a drawing of that cooter or whatever, you know?
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, draw it on an IG story, make it a boomerang.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Make that shit breathe for me. Oh, my God.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: You're out there, bro. I'm never that guy. I don't
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: even say that in real life. But you know the lingo, dog.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: You're in there. Let it breathe, yeah. I've been watching
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Drewski videos. But I remember this exact moment. It was in, like,
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: I want to say Atlanta. This was, like, a year.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Or two ago. But this girl DMed me. I was, like,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: trying to meet up.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: And I'm, like, I don't really do this.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: But she was really attractive. And she had them bangers
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: and front acorns on her?
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know. She's private. She had that yard work, huh?
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: She could have been a dude for all I know, but.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Shorty had that yard work on her, huh?
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Front, yeah. She had that reverse mullet, all top heavy,
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: nothing in the back. Yeah. But I remember I was like, no, Trevor,
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: don't do that. Because there was a few messages back
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: and forth. And then I went to the bathroom, beat
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: my shit, and I was like, all right, we're good. Yeah.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: About an hour goes by, and I fill back up testosterone.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: I go, fuck it. What are you doing?
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Nuh-uh.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Did she come over? No. It was too late.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: But like getting the seat out only buys you about
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: an hour of time. So I was like, you know what?
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: You don't need this.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Go jerk your shit and have the rest of your
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: night and go to sleep. Oh, for sure.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: But then I was up for another hour.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: All of a sudden, back to the brim. Well, you
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: got to employ other forces, bro. A lot of times
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I would jerk off and then if I had to,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I would go eat like a bag of bread or
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: something or like half a bag of bread just because
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to go.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: I feel like it's better to have sex than eat
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: a bag of bread. Well, for sure.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: But, I mean, also you're creating just like somebody's coming over.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: You don't know what's going to go on, how late
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: you got to be up. But I would eat a
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: bunch of bread or order a bunch of rolls up
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: to my room and eat like six or seven rolls
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: or some toasted bread. It's almost like you'd give yourself–
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Just to be like, I'm not going to eat a
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: ton of bread and then go have sex.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, interesting.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: It's almost like you give yourself post-no-regret without doing it. Oh,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: why do you like two or three burger patties? Just
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: something that would be like, oh, I'm so glutton. I'm
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: not going to be all fat trying to have sex.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Chicken wings are a big one.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I'm just not going to be all like, I don't
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: want to be having sex and hearing the food bang
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: around in my stomach.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: What's the funniest thing you've ever eaten before having a
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: night with somebody you've dated or a lady? Do you
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: ever have a meal that comes to your mind? No, really?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Like I remember one time I went to a, probably good,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: like maybe small, like, like, like unique little cookies or something,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: maybe something nice.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: But you never had one of those. Like, like I
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: have a very specific memory. I went to a, um, God,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: there's like three really good guitarists right now. What is
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: his name? He he's like the big, he's probably been
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: on the show strings, Billy strings, Billy strings. I was,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: I was out day drinking all day and I was
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: eating hot dogs, day drinking with my friends, which is, uh,
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: the straightest thing you can do.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Then I met up with my dad, went to a
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Billy Strings concert. Oh, he's playing next month at Bridgestone.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Dude, he's iconic. He's great. He's so good live. But
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: I remember eating a bunch of hot dogs and chicken wings,
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: and then I went to Billy Strings with my dad.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: I had an edible, and I went back to my
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: place before his girl came over, and I shit so hard,
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: like liquid.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, I'm about to shower,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: and then I get a text, hey, I'm here.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Not good. I really had to wipe down. I had
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: to– you know, the craziest thing, my ass or car wash.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: So yeah, the craziest, sometimes you're almost amazed your ass
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: can do all of that.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You're like, wow. All right. But that's growing up, man.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: That really is. Yeah. I was just trying to think like,
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: I feel like, uh, but no, I've never had a
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: crazy meal, but you never like have like chicken wings
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: and then like indulged in some, some lovemaking. Oh, for sure. Yeah.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: But even that's a little, but nothing that stood out crazy.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I've never had like any, like, you know, like something
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: from India or something that came through the, through the mail.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: And then I just like, oh, let me finish off
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: a quart and a half of this before I try
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: and make love.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Never had like clam chowder than been in someone else's
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: clam with some chowder. Come on, dude.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: You never had like a crazy. Bro, I have a
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: funny ass story about you. We did a festival together.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Where were we? Somewhere in Canada.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: And you were in your trailer.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: We're hanging out. And it was me, you and a
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: couple of people. And we're all in conversation. In the
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: middle of the conversation, we're in your trailer. You walk
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: to the bathroom. Blow it up. Did I? Blow it up.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: You sure? Buddy. I believe you. You can cut this
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: if you want, but it was like in a– the
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: green room was a motorhome trailer, and the doors were thin.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: And we heard– I mean, it sounded like you were
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: kick-starting an F-350. I mean, it was loud. And then
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: you walk right back out, and you're like, all right,
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: so what are we doing tonight? No. Wow.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: And I don't know.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: You can cut that if you want.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: No, I might have had a long flight or something
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: or who knows. Sometimes the exchange rate on your digestive tract.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: All the travel is. The travel is just like your
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: things are small.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: And big and you don't even know.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: You eat two like, small things on a plane, and
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: when you land, they weigh more because of your gravity.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: It was that one.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: It was Vancouver, which Vancouver does have a lot of Indian.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Food, so maybe you got spiked with a little bit
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: of Indian food. I don't even know what happened, dude.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: It was just a funny moment. Oh, yeah.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: That's life.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: That's all of us. What, are we all going to
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: pretend like, dude, the fucking three of those people back there,
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: guarantee one person back there blew a bathroom up this morning.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Can we get some confirmation?
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: Guilty.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: That's what the fuck I'm talking about.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: People are shitting all the time. That's the craziest thing.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that there's not a report each day
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: that tells you about it more. Well, there's toilets now
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: that can remember when you've gone to the bathroom and
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: everything like that. There's that new cat thing that if
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: you- When your cat goes to the bathroom, it'll let
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: you know. It'll send you a thing at work, like
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: your cat does shit. This is stupid.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: I hate it.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: It's called Litter Robot. It's probably the worst app.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: I've ever had.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: My problem is these, everything has cats. I've won, but
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: he'd be shitting.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: But the thing with these- And you're getting updates about it? Oh, dude,
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: I get his bowel movements every day. It's like when
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Spotify rap drops, I'm like, I don't care who Drake is.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: I don't care who your top artist is. It's like,
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: you want to know what day of the week my
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: cat shits the hardest? It's Wednesday, brother. It's, it's, it's. Wow.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: But the problem is everything. Do cats shit every day? Uh, I,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I want to say so.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: I think they're like, uh, I don't know when they do.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe like nighttime or something. But my problem with all
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: these apps is like, they, uh, they, everything has an
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: app now, but, but they're not being made by good app,
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: like web developers. Yeah. It's like, why do I gotta
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: have a, why do I have an undercase, uppercase, lowercase
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: password for my cat to shit? I know. shit fires me.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Well i think it's hard because now with ai like
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: you could just set an ai thing to just try
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: and scramble to figure out somebody's password and it could
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: just do it infinitely you know that's why that's why
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of fear these days um but yeah
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: dude some of that stuff what was that thing you
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: was just shown with that cat the little robot yeah
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: it shows i could pull it up right now oh
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: i believe you dude i'm sorry you're having to go
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: through all that it's just crazy that that's kind of
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: where we are.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: What's the newest thing you bought recently that that fired
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: you up I haven't really bought anything. I've been kind
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: of looking for a house, but it's been like a
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: slow look. Same area? Yeah.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Or like same like city?
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I want to live in the same area, same city,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: but it's just been kind of tough. There's been some
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: that have come by, but it's just like, and then
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: it's hard to go look. Sometimes you get caught up
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: with work and stuff like that, but it's been good.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: What kind of space do you want in your new house?
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I just want a little more space, a little bit
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: more like property, kind of a little bit, just a
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: little bit more land.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Not even a ton, but just a little bit more.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Would you have a farm?
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind maybe getting a couple animals or something.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: I know my mom would like to have some animals,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: so maybe I could keep some if she wanted to
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: come out and see them sometimes.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: That's cool.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, it would be nice to have a couple
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: horses and a dog.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: A couple editors out there.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple editors in the barn. A couple roosters, donkeys,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: some guys cutting clips in the back.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Feeding them hay. Feeding them prime energy.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: With the animals, dude. Dude, what did I just see
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: of– What was that thing at Rogan's? I saw this thing.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Do you see this thing at Rogan's Club where the
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: furries showed up and were protesting him?
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Really? No.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Furries?
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. See if you can find that. Is this real?
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Protesters gather outside Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership in Austin. Rogan
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: is Diet Alec Jones. Never Again is Now. What does
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: that even mean? That was Trisha Paytas' backup slogan. What
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: were they there for?
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Does it say if you look in the comments or anything?
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: This looks like a silent disco. This is the worst
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: protest I've ever seen. Also, it looks fun. It does
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: look fun. I mean, they have a Cartman out there. Yeah,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: what was that? Discover the protest at Joe Rogan's County
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Mothership in Austin where critics gathered to voice their opinions
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: on the podcaster. Well, first of all, this was on
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: New Year's Eve, so these motherfuckers are lonely.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is so sad. Hey, what are you guys
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: doing when the ball drops? We're going to go protest
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: the mothership.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Is that even real, I wonder, then?
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: It looks like it could have just been a party
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: outside of there.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. There's two people with a sign.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: How many people do you need for it to be
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: a protest? Because at one point, I'm curious about the
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: guys who preach the gospel out front of like, you
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: go down to PPG Arena, and they're preaching the gospel
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: with a sign, but it's one guy.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Is that a protest, or is he just schizophrenic? That's
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: a good point. Sometimes that's a guy just like soapbox
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: kind of.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: This says here, let me see, it says, protesters gathered
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: outside Comedy Mothership in Austin on New Year's Eve 2025
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: to criticize Joe Rogan, the club's owner and podcaster. They
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: labeled him as a diet Alex Jones, comparing his views
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: to one of the far-right figure Alex Jones, also based
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: in Austin. Critics blame Rogan for dominating Austin's comedy scene
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  Speaker 1: since opening the club in 2023, sidelining local venues like
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Cold Town Theater and Capital City Comedy Club.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, some of the demonstrators wore inflatable costumes like unicorns, dinosaurs,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: and cows. Which is also Rogan's diet. Plus an Eric
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Cartman impersonator from South Park while holding up signs such
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: as Never Again Is Now.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Why is he talking about Yoda? I don't get the
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Never Again Is Now thing. I don't know, but I
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: think you're right when you said that it's Trisha Bates'
• 54:37
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  Speaker 2: Namaste. Hard.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, I saw you went to the Rams game. Dude,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: I got big in football. I'm locked in. I used
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: to be a guy like three years ago that was like, oh,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: you like sports? Get a real personality, bud.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: Get a hobby.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Do open nights.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: But like I got invited to a Rams game a
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: couple years ago, maybe like two years ago, and I
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: just clicked. And I just started, you know, it started
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: by me just going to games and And then it
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: started by me, like, you know, like, watching the game
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: on your phone. Oh, yeah. And you're, like, at divorce court,
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: and you're, like, just kind of watching it. But over time,
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: you just kind of get locked in, and it's just, like,
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: now I'm all about it. Like, I don't miss a game.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: I was just at the Rams game on Sunday against
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: the Cardinals, and, like, now it's to the point where
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: it affects my day. I'm fully in. I was, like,
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: in denial, but, like, it's kind of like with, like,
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: nicotine or something where you're, like, I'm not going to
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: get nicotine. Not me, not me. I'm built different. And
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: then it's, you know, you have one before breakfast, but. Yeah,
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: I did the chant at the Rams game, like the
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Who's House chant.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Was that scary? What was that vibe like? You know,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: it was a lot of fun. I think I was
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: definitely more amped up.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Let's see it.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Pull it up.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: But I think just performance and standing is just, this
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: is just another gig.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Right, you're kind of used to that part, so the
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: nerves aren't there. But I guess off the acoustics, all
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: that would be kind of scary to me.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: Well, I will say it's like EDM and sports, like,
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: they just cheered anything.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Like, I did a gig opening.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: opening lightly i say for dylan francis you know dylan
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: years ago at hard summer i went up as like
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: a fake dj before he his set the headlining set
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: so when i went up there was like a character
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: and was like what the fuck is up coachella and
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: it was at a different music venue and like they
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: just cheered like they were just happy like they they
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: don't even care they hear somebody making noise in a
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: mic i could have went up and went and they're
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: like yeah yeah so like that same kind of energy
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: that i got from that crowd was the The same
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: I got at the Rams when I'm just like, you yell,
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: who's house? You go, Rams.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Like, you're just going to get good feedback.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Dude, and it's nice to be a fan of something. Like,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: I became a fan of Vanderbilt. I've been a fan
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: of LSU, and I cheer for the Vols. But it's like,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: it's just nice to be a fan of something. It
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: gives you something to be kind of invested in.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Let's see this. Let's see this who's house part.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: Is it in here? I can throw 40 yards. Who's house?
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: It's so awkward just seeing it. They got to cut to...
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: I look like the Seahawks logo! You got to try
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: to sneak a quick joke in there. Oh, you do
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: look like the Seahawks logo from the side right there.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: And you had your own celebration, too.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: I saw the.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: What was the.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: Did I? What was that celebrity that he had? Oh,
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: this is dumb. This is insane, dude.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I just post something and I'm like, man, fuck it.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Because those are the ones.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: That like, that'll either flop or do like whatever. That's
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: an insane touchdown celebration.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Dude, Ja Morant.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Can we pull up his buckets?
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: You know Ja Morant? Yeah. For the Grizzlies?
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: We're in Tennessee. His celebrations. I can't stop talking about how, dude,
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: they're the funniest things in the world.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: The grenade.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: I haven't even noticed. a lot of them.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Have you seen them?
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: Dude, when he makes like a three, he does the grenade,
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: throws it, and then covers his ears. I mean, you
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: have to get him on the pod. The grenade covers
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: the ears. Oh, man.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: That is pretty clutch, bro.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: And then he started doing one that's like a rocket launcher.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: But then he got, he gets fined for every single
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: one of these. He did a rocket launcher. So now
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: his new one is he'll pull out a gun and
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: then put it down like this. He holsters it and
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: goes like, no fines here. Dude, it's, I like, it's
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: so funny to me.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: He doesn't give a fuck, huh?
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: No. And he's getting fined like probably like 10 or
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: 30K like for this. But when you're making that much,
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: I just don't know. He puts a gun away, holsters it,
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: puts it down. There we go. And that's protecting gun violence.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: It's legendary, dude. It's just funny, man.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: I think that even the players are getting scared of
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: being over there. So he may need that weapon when
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: he leaves a facility. It's kind of crazy. The one
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: place that should be allowed to actually have weapons in
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: the cellies is there.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right. Yeah, it depends on the team. If
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: you're on the Warriors, okay, that's enough. Yeah. You just
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: tweet about it. Just hit up Zuck and be like,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: this guy's bullying me online. But if you're in Memphis... Yeah,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: you need at least.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Like a bow and arrow or the RPG.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you deserve that. What is Memphis like?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: I'm going there on my tour.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, Memphis is awesome, dude. It has so much history.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: It's just gotten this kind of, it's gotten like a
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: lot of, it's got a lot of danger downtown at
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: night and in just different areas. And it makes it
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: kind of a bummer because you can't go enjoy like
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: the vibes that are there. Graceland is really great if
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: you get to go see Elvis's house.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: Okay. It's great. I've heard about that. It's great. It's
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: worth going to see. And that's where, wait, hold on.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: I'm really dumb.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Elvis lived in Memphis or Graceland is on the outskirts
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: of Memphis? Elvis, it's in Memphis and Elvis lived there.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: Elvis lived in Memphis? Oh, he was probably clapping BBWs.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what it was like back then, man,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: but I bet it was a great mix of music
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: and sound and culture and everything. I mean, Memphis used
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: to be so great. Dude, if you get to stay
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: at the hotel downtown where they have the ducks and
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: the ducks come in like every day at like I
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: think 4 p.m., the duck master brings in the ducks.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: Is this a military thing?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: No, it's like these ducks that come in and they
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: swim in the pond up there. The famous Peabody Ducks
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: at the Peabody Hotel. No, I've never heard of this.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: The Peabody Ducks are the resident mallards at the Peabody
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Memphis Hotel, known for their daily march down a red
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: carpet into the lobby fountain at 11 a.m. and back
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: to their rooftop duck palace at 5 p.m. The tradition
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: began in 1933 when the hotel's general manager and a friend,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: after some whiskey, put their live duck decoys in the
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: lobby fountain, delighting guests.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: Hmm. Okay. What's crazy is ducks are called ducks because
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: they literally duck. Yeah.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, it could be just a couple, it could be
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: a couple brothers named Duck. But these are the actual ducks. Yeah,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: people come in and the duck master walks them in
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: and the duck master live in the hotel up top.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Is he really? Yeah.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: It's a beautiful place and they got a great place
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: there where they sell like... replica suits that Elvis used
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: to wear. I got one last time I was over there.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: It was pretty cool. Yeah, I'm excited, man. I'm going
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: to do a lot of plays I've never been on
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: my tour. And Memphis is definitely one of them. Oh,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: it's going to be good.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's great people there. It's great shows. It's just
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: they got this, they got like, I don't know, it
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: just gets a little bit tragic over there and kind
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: of shooty.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: That's the thing.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: It gets shooty at night. But there's a chance of precipitation.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: From a luger people probably don't use lugers anymore yeah
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: that's um well that's that's but yeah that bust nut
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: celly dude that shit's nice man yeah that's crazy when
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: do you think the first person that ever busted a
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: nut actually was do you think you pull that up
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: adam huh was it adam no adam lambert no like
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: an eve or are they even real.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah adam and eve they had to have been somebody
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: i mean i don't think we should go down that
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: road right now But we can, but it just might
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: take a long time. The earliest recorded references to ejaculation
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: in human history appear in ancient Sumerian and Egyptian myths
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: from around 2500 to 2400.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: It was the Somalis.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: These texts describe God creating rivers, deities, and the world
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: through acts of masturbation and seminal omission.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: I wonder how many people called out of work the
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: next day once they found out about masturbation. Oh, this...
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: It's like in middle school when like a new video
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: game would drop and you'd be like be home sick
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: the next day. When like COD dropped. Oh, if a
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: good game dropped. Man, I miss it. Dude, that shit
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: was so nice, bro.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: You play any video games?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: Not right now. I haven't been playing them, man. I
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: wouldn't mind.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, I do play... I played Breath of the Wild
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: and I played whatever the second one was.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure I know that.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: What was the second one?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: It was on Switch. Oh, yeah. You're a Switch guy.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like Switch. Just because I can kind of
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: keep with me on the go. Oh, Tears of the Kingdom?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: The second one was not good. It was just too involved.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: It was like, bro, I don't have time for the,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: you had to like heat everything. It was like too
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: many things. Like the first one, you have to warm
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: up your food. It's like, okay, I'll spend a little
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: bit of time doing that. But this one, you had
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: to like heat up your, um, like if you wanted
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: your thing to fly it and warm up these days,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: it just was way too. It was like, dude, what
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: the fuck? I have a job, you know?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: And shouldn't you want me to have a job? Like
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: how much time would you want me to spend here?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: It felt like they wanted you to spend so much
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: time there. It felt kind of unfair.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: Okay. I'll, I'll avoid it. So that's what I kind
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: of felt. It does look kind of chill though.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: When does it, when does someone's nut actually bust? What
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: is that about? You know what I'm saying? You hear
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: about it, but what's like the exact, like, what is
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: the actual, like, what's like the NASCAR, the way of
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: the flag to go?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: When is that? When does the nut actually bust, if
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: you can look that up? Is it faster than the speed?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Without us being on a list also.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. But is it like the speed of light?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Do you think there's something called the speed of nut?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's right there. It has to be something.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Because it's really how creation started. I mean, they're saying
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: right there that it's like in ancient texts that that's
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: how the creation of rivers and lands and even people started.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: How many miles per hour is it? I think that
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: would be something.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Let's learn. A nut bust is slang for ejaculation during
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: masturbation or sex. It refers to the moment of orgasm
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: when semen is released. The phrase emerged in the 1930s
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: with nuts meaning testicles since the 1800s. It evolved to
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: describing climaxing explosively. People use it interchangeably. and this is
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: via perplexity, thank you. People use it interchangeably with bust
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: a nut, often in casual or explicit talk about male orgasms.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: It applies specifically to masturbation in contexts like solo sessions.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Do you call it bust a nut or you got
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: something fun.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: Like release the hounds? I do that like that one, two, one, two, three,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: release them.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: I do that.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Count it down. Five, six, seven, eight. I do that
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: chocolate stud, that lady that sings at the funerals, you know?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: No, who's this? You didn't see her? Maybe. Oh, this
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: is someone I love right here. Oh, I do know this.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: I bet the other dead bodies are like, type shit.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: This is kind of good. There's a truck going by.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: That's a funeral, bro.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: That's how it is. That's a Hall of Fame stud
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: suit right there. They need to hang that up somewhere
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: in a bowling alley. Some people thought this was Nate Robinson, dude. One, two, one, two, three,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: release them. I wish it every night. There you go
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: right there. Yo. That shit was hard.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: And she gets hired everywhere now.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: Shout out to her.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: What's her name as well?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: She gets hired everywhere now.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: She's blown up. Bro, she's about to get the fucking
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: triple bookings after this podcast drops.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: She's blown up. She sings.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: What did she charge for this? The release them was hard.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: That was literally like the smoke at like a DJ set. Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: That was sick, man. Niecy Robinson.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: Release them. She really popped off. One, two, three, release them.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: I wish that heaven had a phone to call you up. Man,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: that's the truth, bro.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: I've always said once I die, I want my body
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: to be shot out of a cannon into a schoolyard
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: of kids that are playing.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: They don't know I'm coming. Really? Right?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Shot over the fence or whatever, right?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Your body or the cremated? My body, no. Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: And the first kids that come up and touch my
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: body gets everything that I have. That's like a Mr.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: Beast games. Yeah. Or you should be like a field goal,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: like for Vanderbilt. Like your body gets shot through the
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: t-shirt cannon. I think it would be cool if you.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Got put into a special thing in a t-shirt cannon
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: and they shot you out or something. They should do
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: shit like that. It's like, um, I've been preaching this
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: for a minute.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: Like there's so many cool agenda reveals where they do
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: like all this stuff, but you never seen like a
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: viral cremation.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Like I'm sick and tired. Like I I've been writing
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: a bit about.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: It, but like, I want my ashes to get blown
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: out of the exhaust of like a Ford F-350 and
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: I want to do half and half. Top part cremated,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: bottom half open casket. Like, I want to do half
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: and half. Come see that junk. Yes, sir. I love that. But, like,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: nobody's doing fun stuff like the ashes. It's always like, oh,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: let's go to Mount Rushmore so she can be close
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: to an old president.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: And I've been there, and it's not that great. They
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: do have good ice cream. But, yeah, it's not worth
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: going all the way to drop your ashes.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Do something great. Surprise people at a party. There you go.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Do this Civil War-type shit. Shoot me out.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: Of a cannon.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Yeah, where are you getting your ashes
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: blown out?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's a good question. Honestly, like a
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: strip club would be far. Just like doing it with ashes.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: Let John Morant throw them out. He would do it, dude.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: He has all those famous strip club scenes. Go back
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: to the other thing, though.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: This is good.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Ejaculation speed varies, but sources cite average speeds around 27
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: to 28 miles per hour.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: Per hour. That's like two bird scooters.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Or up to 45 kilometers per hour, while sperm itself
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: can move faster, sometimes reaching 70 kilometers an hour, though
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: it slows significantly inside the female reproductive tract. Women will
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: slow anything down. Speeds are measured in bursts during contractions.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: I do the damn makeup while I'm doing this. I
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: always think about this. But average ejaculation around 27 to
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: 28 miles per hour, bro.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: I think if it was a baseball, I feel like
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: I could hit it. How fast is that? I feel
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: like I could hit that. Yeah.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: 27 miles an hour? Yeah, you could hit it. If
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: somebody threw a bunch of sperm at you, you could
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: hit it.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: If you're a complete gay weirdo, you could fucking. But
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking if it was a fastball.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'd just say ball and just catch it. That's
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: the gayest thing you could do.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: Yo, pause.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: I was just thinking, well, this shit is already really gay.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Like, I low-key want to, like, drive a car 27
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: miles an hour down the street right now just so
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: I can comprehend how fast it is.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Well, I will say this. If you got on the
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: very hood, say somebody drove it, 27 miles an hour,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: you get on the hood, and you get your wiener
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: just above the front of the hood, and you bust
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: for a— Like a Buick? Or say you go about
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: 25 miles an hour, yeah. If you bust— It should
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: kind of stay in front of you guys just a
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: little bit. Now, that would be pretty awesome to see.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: That's something you guys should start doing, man. You could
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: use that to raise money for the military. Doing that
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: for like Dude Perfect.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Because, dude, you're already perfect. You're fucking shooting these bitches
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: off of the mall. You're shooting them off of, like,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: a burning shopping mall.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Into, like, a children's daycare. And then they speed
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: up and it gets all over you. No, but, dude,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: you're already perfect. Those guys are already perfect. Somebody tell them.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: They're doing hook shots from, like, the— Dude, hook shots
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: from Ukraine? Yeah, from Ukraine and landing them, like, in Russia. Like,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: you're doing great, dude.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Like— Yeah.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: It should just be called Dudes Done It.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: They've done it.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've done it. So start doing other cool shit.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: What is this?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Ma'am flips over Corvette driving at 30 miles per hour. Okay,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: let's watch it.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: We got people on the bus.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 6: And Matt.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: Oh!
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: That sounded like it hit his legs.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: It did. Something hit.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: If that's even real. He did a flip. Yeah, that
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: was pretty cool. Is there an exact moment that the
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: nut actually busts? And does it take longer to come
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: out with a bigger hog? Because it's got more travel space.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Or does that propel it like a slide? Shouldn't you
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: already know that? I don't study hogs. That's true. I'll
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: tell you it doesn't.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: It's the same speed?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: I think so. I've never seen a small hog do it.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: But wouldn't it have to travel more? penis size doesn't
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: directly dictate ejaculation time. Some studies link larger glands volume
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: to faster ejaculation while others... Nothing to see here, Trevor.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: While others' findings like those are... Yeah, I don't think
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: it matters that.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: Much, man. I'm going to tell that to a woman.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: But hey, you want to see something travel at 27
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: to 28 miles an hour in a minute?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: That's not a bad line. It's not bad at all.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: What do you think we get at the 30? Hey,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: come over. We want to see this. You got a
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: speed gun.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: You ever meet.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Somebody and wonder, like, how are you the sperm that
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: made it? Yeah. You know what I mean?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, you realize there was a slim group of racers.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. They were racing on an off day. Yeah.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Or there must have been, like, some bad weather that day.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: But, like, sometimes I'm like, how are you the sperm
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: cell that beat everyone else? Oh, yeah.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: There's some people that shouldn't be people.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. There's some people that shouldn't be people for sure.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: Who's top three people you would like to take out
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: or that don't need to be people? I think it
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: can be a type of person. Or not like a race,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: but like somebody who works at like a... Let me think.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: Like a barista or something. Probably....
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: This gay dude that gave my friend a Heimlich maneuver
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: when we were high on LSD at a Waffle House
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: when we were kids.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: He did too much.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: He wasn't even choking.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: We don't know if he was.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Clocking him from the back?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, he did a lot. It was a lot. Really?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: Tell me about that. He was choking?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were on LSD. We went there, and we
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: saw a black gay guy. We'd never seen it before,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: so we didn't even know what to do, right?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: We were like, no. This is in Covington?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're like, no way, or whatever, you know?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: We're freaking out, and we're already freaking out. We're like,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: you know, we're probably- LSD. 15, LSD, Waffle House, just
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: sitting there rattling.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: How'd you know he was- A little.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: He seemed, yeah, he was wearing, like, flare and shit.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: They didn't even have flare, really. Like, he was wearing, like,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: a lot of, like, exciting flare stuff.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: Like, light-up shoes.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just shit that was, like, yeah. Like, his whole fucking, like,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: his dick was probably glow-in-the-dark or whatever, you know? So
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: you could just feel, like, it felt like something warm
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: was coming out of his pants. Like, if you got
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: close to you, it felt like it was warm in
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: the front of his pants. Yeah, okay, I hear you.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: But anyway, yeah, my friends started choking, I think, and
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: also we were laughing so hard. Cause we're just so high.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: And he started Heimlich in him and he just kept
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: doing it.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: It was crazy, dude.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: And I was laughing so hard. I was like, tears
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: were flying out of my, I couldn't even, I couldn't
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: even try to save my friend. I was like laughing.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: So I just pulled up and my friend was kind
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: of small and he just kept doing it to him.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: But anyway, but you'd take him out. I think we
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: should have a talk.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: I think things, you know, that was kind of a lot. Um,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: I saw that you just went to Africa, dude.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was pretty fun. Were you touring
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: over there? No, no.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Did you go with your girl? No, I was with
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: my family. I was literally just.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: It was one of those things where like a year ago,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: my mom texts a family group chat, which is a
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: pretty boring chat. Somebody's got to spice it up. My
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: mom just texting goes, hey, would you guys want to
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: go to Africa as a family? I was like, yeah,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: I'm down. And then it comes.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: Like, nine months later, they're like, hey, you got to
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: get these shots.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: Like, you're gone. Like, this is a thing. And I'm like, oh, fuck,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: this is actually happening. And, yeah, I got, like, five shots.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: And then went with family, just did a bunch of
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: safari stuff. And it was pretty cool.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Were you glad you did?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely. I think it was fun just being able to,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: because I haven't done, like, a family trip in, like,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: over a decade. So it was fun to just be
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: with my parents and my sister for the first time, like,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: actually doing something in a while. But it's so funny
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: that it's like my brain is.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: So brain rot. There's like literally a lion eating a
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: zebra in front of me.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like you could
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: see this on reels. Right. Like it was definitely cool.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: It was very surreal seeing because the safaris are all at,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: I don't even know. Were you guys in Kenya? Where'd
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: you go? Yeah, Kenya.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Savo Amboseli.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: Which one? You guys want to go to one of those?
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure which one. But we were in kind
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: of like all around the like outskirts of Nairobi. And
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: it's like each one would be like three hours. So
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: all these are like kind of in like sanctuaries where
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: the hotel is and then you travel around the hotel.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: But traveling from kind of hotel to hotel, that's really
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: where you see like the real, real side of Africa.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: And that was like very, I want to say like
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: probably the best sense of community I've ever seen. Like
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: everybody's just outside doing something. Oh, I went on a
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: hot air balloon. That was the, have you ever been
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: on a hot air balloon? No, I don't know if
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: I have.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: It's, oh, you'd know. It was honestly the coolest thing
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: I've ever done.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: It was like, what's crazy is, When the fire's going
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: to propel you, it's loud as hell. But when it's not,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: it's dead silent. And this was at like 7 a.m.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: So you're just sitting there in the sky in silence.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: But yeah, seeing the communities was so interesting because- Dude,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: that's sick. Everybody's outside. Everybody's like, nobody's really like hanging
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: on their phones, which.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Well, some people might not have phones and they don't
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: have air conditioning too.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: But it's also part of the culture just being alive
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: and seeing what's going on.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: But everybody was either like, no matter where you were going,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: there was just people just walking. There's always some, I
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: don't know, man. It was really a cool perspective to see.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: I'm seeing elephants this close in front of me and
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: I'm acting like this is normal. Yeah.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Dude, that's beautiful, man.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: It was actually really beautiful and I had a great time.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think about funny stuff that happened out there.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: If any.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: That's amazing. And do they have a lot of like
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: Uyghurs over there or anything like that?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: Just me, but not that I know. I mean.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: Because that's where they would really be at. Because otherwise
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: that's kind of an American thing then, I guess. I
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: don't know if I saw like any like local white people.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: But I'm just saying they got to have some. And
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: if they do, are some of them American?
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: You know, well, I think they go there in disguise
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: taking notes and then bring it back over here. Yeah.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: They're like a secret spy for back home.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: What about MGK? You think he's one or no?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: I think graduated. He, yeah.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: Once you put like a paper clip in as an earring,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: I think you've, you've graduated.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: I think he ever met as one. Yeah. Is he? Yeah.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not super familiar with his music,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: but I know he's very popular. Yeah. Um, Who else
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: out there is... I don't know.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, if they don't have a mayor,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: then it's an American thing or it's a British thing.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: What are we talking about? Wiggas.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: I was trying to think about other artists who might
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: get allegations.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I mean, Elton John was kind of one,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: even though he never... Was he really? I think he was.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: Kind of just from his style, for sure. He was
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: more on the Wiggles side of things. I think he
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: was more on the Wiggles side of things. I mean,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: I think it's very close.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: If you wiggle enough, a brother will show up, you know?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: So I think, like, you wiggle enough, somebody's going to
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: cornrow your hair and light a fucking blunt for you.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: Who's the OG, would you say?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, the OGs?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's— Would it be Elvis? Ooh, that's a
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: good call. Michael Rapaport was kind of one, I think,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: in his day, for sure.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: Who's that guy, Gianni? Gianni Paolo? He's the frontrunner. He's Heisman.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: He's Heisman. Great call. sure.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: We go to the UFC fights all the time.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: He is Heisman. Every time I see a photo of him,
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: his chains get bigger and bigger. And they get.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Stolener and stolener.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: Really? Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: He gets them stolen? Yeah. Dude, we're boys on Instagram.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: I've never met him in real life. But every time
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: I see him, he's flexing more and more money. I'm like,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: how many episodes of Power were you on? The best, bro.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: He's going to need some power to fuck it. He's
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: going to need some power to keep people off his chains, bro.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: Did he get snatched like that? I think it happens
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: a lot within the culture. It's part of the culture.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like hot.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: It's like.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Which almost seems like a sting operation. It's like capture
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: the flag kind of. Some people say he's a fed.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: Some people say he snitched on Diddy.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: Diddy? I don't know.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: But I've just heard a lot of that shit. Some
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: people say he's a fed. I mean, look at him.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: But he's got to be like the Heisman for that community.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: I think if you had... Every year they should Heisman
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: up a wig, I think. Yeah.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: And I think... Who do they got for 2025? I
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: think this guy is a candidate. Him. I think he'd
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: put MGK in there, though. I don't think.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: MGK is kind of his own thing, though.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: I would say.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: He's just multifaceted. I think he's, you know... think rife's
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: up there a little bit fresh off wild and out
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: oh matt rife definitely he definitely out days with the
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: abs you can't have great abs and not be wigging
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: now he's more kind of like i think rife has
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: wiga in him yeah or h-dub hidden wiga they call
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: it uh i'm trying to think of who else oh
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: maybe that um oh dan bongino tim walls tim dylan
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: maybe tony the tiger probably uh That guy that was in.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: Salt. Saltburn? Saltburn, but not the main guy. Barry Keoghan?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Barry Keoghan. Is he? I could see it. He's Irish.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Almost all Irish people are.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like there's some obvious ones that I'm missing. Oh,
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: I thought that was a picture of damn... I think
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: Chalamet is a little bit. He could low-key have something
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: in him. I thought this was a picture of... Who
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: are those lion tamers in Vegas?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: Penn and Teller?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Fuck.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: I thought that was Siegfried and Roy. Oh, I thought
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: that was like Sigmund Freud. I don't even know, dude.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: But no, I'm just glad to know what's happening out there. Dude,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: did you see when Speed, I Show Speed, raced that cheetah?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: Mm-mm. Dude. Did he beat it? Pulled it up. How
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: fast are cheetahs running?
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Because the real speed is what can go faster, a
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: cheetah or not.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: We'll find out right now. Let's see that. We're about
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: to race a cheetah.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 6: Come on, baby.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: Let's go. What the f * * *? You see that?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: It scratched him. What the f * * *? Wait,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: I'm lost. wait so how fast was he said 110
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: miles an hour that's just not real.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: It said the cheetah hit up to 92 miles an
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: hour at some point i don't know if that was
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: i mean this is these are all edits but still
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: the fact that he raced a cheetah is wild what's
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: an animal you could race and beat you think rooster
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: but if they're not flying they're only right they can't
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: fly but they can like kind of jump start a
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: little bit they go nine miles an hour yeah i
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: could beat it i don't know nine miles do you
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: run nine miles in an hour Throughout the day, yeah.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: It's not throughout the day, bro. It's in one hour.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: So you only get one hour. So you only get
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: one part of a day.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: Nine miles in an hour.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: And they can briefly reach up to 15 miles an
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: hour when they're flapping their wings.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: Me too. I could beat a rooster off like a
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: 40-yard dash if he's not using his wings.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: What about you?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm trying to think of an animal
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: that I could read. I think anything at Petco. That's
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: not true. Anything that's caged at a Petco. A pony
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: I could beat. Pony? Oh, I don't know. Small ponies
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: are quick. No, ponies are fast.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: That's a good question. What's a good animal I could beat?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: Probably something that's been using. Yeah, what animals.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: Can we see what animals run beneath 10 miles per hour? Yeah.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: Because I think I could run 10 miles an hour
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: for a minute 30. So I don't know what that
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: math is, but I could do that. Many animals run
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: below two miles an hour. Sloths, giant tortoises, koalas, banana slugs, snails.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: These all suck. First of all, what the hell is
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: under the manatees? What the hell is a woodcock? Yeah,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: I'll fight a woodcock. What is that? I don't know.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: That's a good question.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: That's who should be starting the OF in the military.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: American woodcock. Oh, yeah, I'll race that thing. Look at
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: the fucking beer belly on that thing. Oh, yeah.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: He needs to lay up the loggers.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: I'll race the balls off of that little midget. I'll
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: race the balls off that little air twink. Look at
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: that thing. I'll fucking... Bro, I'll serve some seed right
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: out of my fucking wiener to that thing, boy. Dude,
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: would you let that thing fucking reach into your wiener
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: to get a piece of seed?
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: Look at that.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: Look at that spout on him. I feel like that
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: would hurt, but if I was under anesthesia, I guess.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: Like, if they were already, like, if I had to
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: get a colonoscopy and they're already, like, doing that, I'd
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: let him fucking just sniff in there for a second
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: and see what's going on, bro. It's like the canary
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: in the coal mine. Yes, sir.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: Well, I think he should be doing more kind of
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: the gyno stuff.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: Like, the contraptions they have to use to check out
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: the insides of a woman is I mean, they seem
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: so industrial. They seem like they found it in a
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: warehouse in like a GMC in like 1960s. It's like
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: a clamp. It also feels like disrespectful to the woman
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: where they're like, yeah, we just got to go and
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: open up in there. This is a Trans Am?
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like they use one of those things that they
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: used to use to like- Lift your car up.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: But like that's to keep a fire going, you know?
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: Like sometimes they'll use like an accordion, you know, like-
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: I know, dude.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: It's tough.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: It's definitely ridiculous. Oh, we don't need to look at
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: all that.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Well, it's also, yeah, that bird is kind
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: of what it's replicating, I feel like. That bird does
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: the gynos of the nest.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: That bird's a party bird.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: Did you see the, you saw 6ix9ine is going to
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: the same prison as Maduro.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: Did you see that? He's in there with Luigi, Diddy, Maduro.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true, but I saw it
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: on a meme. That's crazy.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: But I guess it makes sense they keep him all
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: in the same prison. Let me see what this 6'9
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: Maduro and the same girl sell.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: Arrested President Maduro and his wife. That's crazy, right?
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: All right, so it's a mad thing.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: So I got the call. I love how he's doing
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: PR for jail. He's doing a podcast run to promote jail.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: Somebody texted me saying that they think that when they
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 5: send me to jail, When they send me to prison
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: on Tuesday, me and Maduro's gonna be in the same unit.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: But do you think he's going to prison for PR?
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: Like, why is he even... What charges is he there for?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: That's a great question. What charges is he there for?
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: I wonder if he'd be a good guest whenever he
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: gets out, you think?
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Have you ever met him?
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: Mm-mm.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: I never met him. Rapper Tekashi69 has faced various charges,
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: primarily stemming from his association with the Nine Trey Bloods.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: What's he going to jail for right now? Oh, and
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: jail sentence in early 2026. Received another three-month sentence for
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: new violations, including having cocaine and ecstasy in his Miami
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: home and punching a man who taunted him. Well, sometimes
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: you got to do that. But damn, yeah, I think
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: it could be interesting just to see what his life
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: is like and stuff.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: They should give him like a Twitch stream from jail. Yeah.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: If he's on a run here, that'd be wild.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: Well, I just feel like everything is going to start merging.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: They're going to have to start funding. Like if, if
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: the government can't keep things going, they're going to, everything
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: is going to have to be started, be funded kind
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: of privately or by people or by like, you know,
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: so I wouldn't be surprised if you start to see
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: like Twitch streams from jail. I wouldn't be surprised if
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: you start to see like, um, the army or the
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: military start to like have stream or have content, right?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: Like I just think that that stuff's going to kind
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: of grow a lot, you know? Like I'll be on
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: TikTok live just, and it'll just pop up. And there's
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: like always, and if you're chronically online, you've seen this
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: on TikTok, they'll just show like a bar. Like it's
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: just like behind the bartender and he's just working and
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: there's just a bar.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. For what? And they're like monetizing that. They're just
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: showing security camera of places.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: And just getting money from it.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, I used to watch, like, these, like, different
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: funerals from different countries. Like, you could watch, like, Indian
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: funerals and stuff, and they'd have streams of it and, like,
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: on YouTube or, like, just long clips of it.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: You could just watch. Like, it's neat to have kind of, like, just, like,
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: a thing you can just watch.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: It just blows my mind, like, the effect of live. Like,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: if somebody was like, hey, here's a 20-minute video, I
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: don't want to watch that. But they're like, here's a stream.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: You'll end up watching 20 minutes, like, in the blink
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: of an eye.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: Well, let's go a little bit more into that prison.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: Who else was in there? Who else has been in there?
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: Is there any articles on it?
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: Is Hasbulla in there?
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: Hall of Fame.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: Was he in or out of jail? He's got those
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: RICO charges. Hasbulla? Yeah, doesn't he? He has a twin sister.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: You know that? No, I didn't know this. Hasbulla has
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: a twin sister.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, Hasbulla Magomedov was arrested in his native Dagestan in
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: May 2023 for traffic violations. Of course. He couldn't reach
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: the pedals. What are we even talking about? Including blocking
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: a road and doing donuts with friends while celebrating a wedding. Bro,
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: put him in a Waymo and call it a day.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: First of all, you have to know that if he
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: gets into a car, just shut the road down for
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: a couple minutes.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: Unless it's a Fisher-Price, what car was he whipping in?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: He was released under house arrest after being granted bail
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: and had to wear an ankle monitor around his neck.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: No way. They just turned him into a Rottweiler. Do
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: you think being on house arrest... I made that part up.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: He later apologized for the incident, stating he wasn't driving
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: and promised it wouldn't happen again. I love that in
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: their country there's such a code of honor you can
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: just at least promise that it won't happen again.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. I mean, do you think being on a
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: house arrest as a smaller person is, like, nice?
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: I bet it's kind of nice, especially for a busy
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: guy like him, because he just gets a little bit
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: of time to himself. Al Sharpton's locked up? Notable inmates
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: that have been held at MDC Brooklyn.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, oh, oh, there have been.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn has gained significant notoriety for
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: housing in an unusually high concentration of high-profile federal defendants,
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: including Maduro, Luigi Mangione, Diddy, R. Kelly, Sam Bankman-Fried, Chap
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: El Chapo. Michael Cohen, Ghislaine Maxwell, Martin Shkreli, and Al Sharpton.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: Wow. Sam Bankman Freed.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: I just thought it was funny that he named his
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: two last names with the two things that he was.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: He was like this bank man, and then he was
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: also fried all the time. So to me, it was
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: like the most perfect... He's.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: In jail for... What did he do again? He might
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: be out now. Sam Bankman was convicted and sentenced to
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: 25 years in prison while orchestrating massive fraud At his
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: crypto exchange, FTC found guilty of seven counts, including wire fraud,
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: conspiracy to commit fraud. Yep, he's in there.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: So he'll be in there for a while.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: I feel like the NFT people are kind of, like,
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: NFTs got so swept under the rug, but there were
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: so many people who pulled massive money from that and
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: just kind of, they made, like, NFT, like, clubs and NFT, like.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: And then that all just disappeared.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and nobody talks about it.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: Did you see the new, this is the new way
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: that they're thinking that incarceration could happen? This is with
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: AI and technology. This is fascinating. See if you can
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: find that story of the pods.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: What is this? Yes. The future of incarceration.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: This is no longer about us. Honestly, I think it's
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: too late, but it's about our generations to come. Your children,
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: your grandchildren, your great grandchildren. There is a company called Cognify.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: If you Google it and watch their video and it's
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: the future of incarceration is what it's titled with this Cognify.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: Let's say you do a crime, or maybe you act
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: out against the government, or you have a belief system
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: that is not consistent with the country that you live in,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: and you are prosecuted for a crime by their definition.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: You will then get an opportunity to choose. Let's just
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: use this for hypothetical. A measly petty theft. You can
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: spend 50 years in prison, or you can go through
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: the COGNIFY process. which in three minutes, they will imprint
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: memory sets. So let's say there was someone who was
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: even harmed by the crime that you did. You will
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: be able to feel the emotions of your victim, the
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: emotions that the family members went through, all of that.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: You will be forced to have the empathy and you
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: will feel like you've been imprisoned for 25 years or
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: whatever it may be, but it's only three minutes.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: Fuck that. They need that shit for when my girlfriend
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: comes up to me after she had her period the
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: next day and goes, I'm so sorry about last night.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: I'm on my period. Okay, well, you need to feel
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: what I was feeling last night for getting yelled at.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: Get into the Cognify machine. But, dude, eventually if they
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: have an at-home one, that'd be crazy. But this is saying...
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: This is like reverse ice bathing. Like, sit in this
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: and feel awful about yourself. But this is saying that
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: if you did a crime, and if you could have...
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: I'm guessing it's probably something you'd have to afford. If
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: you could afford Cognify... Then you'd be able to go
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: and serve your sentence in Cognify. You would have all
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: the things that would really feel like in your brain
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: had happened. And in five minutes, you could do 20 years, dude.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: That's so fascinating because, like, one, you could pay off
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: the guy who hits the buttons. And then there's like,
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: all right, here we go.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: And you're like, oh, ooh, ow.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: It's hurting.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I think here it says, Cognify is
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: a futuristic prison concept proposed by scientist Hashim Al-Gayee. He's
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: the newest member of FaZe Clan, by the way.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: That uses AI and brain implants to replace long sentences
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: with brief, intense rehabilitation. So it's almost like an EMDR,
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: but extremely deep into your brain. AI-generated memories, artificial, vivid
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: memories are created by AI to simulate the impact of
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: a crime on victims. Dude, this should be crazy. Inmates
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: experience years of remorse and understanding in a short time,
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: allowing for quicker release and reintegration.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: it kind of makes sense because that's what you're supposed
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: to be there for. I just wonder how long would
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: that stay, you know? And what if you just go
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: into prison for like a little while and it's just
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: a bunch of, you don't learn anything. It's just a
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: bunch of dudes that's run a train on.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: You or whatever. That'd be my scary thing. That's what
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: Like you use up for three minutes and now you're
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: just limping.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: What if you get out and you're like, and then
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: your wife lies. She's like, yeah, I left while you
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: were gone. You were gone so long.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: You're like, I was gone for two songs on Spotify. Yeah, dude.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the interesting part is like, And your son's like, yeah,
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: we have a new stepdad. You're like, what? Bro, that
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: would be the scary thing is what if they just
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: bring you back and like, oh, yeah, man, you just
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: got a couple of MS-13 guys got a hold of
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: you and now you're like El Gay or whatever. And
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: that would be the scariest part to me, bro.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: The crazy part is like if they're doing this in
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: three minutes, it's like you leave your house at 10 a.m.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, I committed this crime.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. You come back. You're back at noon
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: and all of a sudden you have all the remorse for,
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: you know, burning down at Arby's. And now you're like,
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: I didn't, I didn't think the fry cook was still
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: in there. And I like, now you just have this
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: feeling of regret the rest of your life, but you
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: still have the rest of your life to live.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, but I think the shortcut, it'll be a shortcut.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: And I think it'll be for people that can afford
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: it because here's what you'll be able to do. People will,
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: the Arby's family, they'll have some sort of like other
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: part of it. That's like an attorney part of it
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: where it's like, okay, you can make do right now.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: You can pay restitution. You burned down the Arby's, you
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: killed a fry cook and someone in the drive-thru refused
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: to leave without their order even though the place was
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: burning down and one other counter person. You can settle
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: out of court with them all right now for $ 300, 000
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: and then it's just gonna be like this fast track thing.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, you're off the hook and you feel
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: the remorse and you keep living. So if you shoot someone,
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: would you feel that person's pain? I think they just
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: want you to feel, so you would feel the pain
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: of their family members and stuff like that. They would
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: have ways that they could embed that into you. Yeah,
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: that would fuck you up. I mean, both of those
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: would fuck you up for life.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: But what if you do, like, tax fraud?
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: Whose pain is that?
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: You should fuck you up. You killed some people at
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: an Arby's. You should have just... Right, right, right.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: Right, it should fuck you up. Yeah, you shouldn't be
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: off scot-free.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: So, how would that work with, like, tax fraud? Like, who....
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: The government's... No. That's a good point. Maybe they wouldn't
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: allow it for certain crimes.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: Or if they would be able to get the money
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: back from you.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure. That's a good question.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: How fast would they do it?
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: I feel like, I don't know. That's crazy. Yeah. But
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: they probably are finding ways to speed up prison sentences
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: but still have the same effects.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: Well, it seems kind of archaic the way that we
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: do it. It's like this guy's in there for 50 years,
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: nothing ever happened.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: It's like, Yeah. It goes through all these boards and
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: it's never, you know. So long.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: And it's just like such a drain on the system.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: It's just, I'd love to find out more about that. Like,
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: cause I know a lot of it is just like
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: some kind of money laundering thing, you know?
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a prison?
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: I don't think I have. I've been in a jail.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: What's the difference?
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: I've never been to a prison. A jail is just
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: like a little gay ass prison. Nobody's even getting gayed
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: out or whatever in it. It's just people waiting for
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: lunch and shit.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 2: People waiting for dick.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: Jails are local short-term facilities for those awaiting trial or
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: serving sentences. You can't even find a gang in a jail,
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: you know? You can find, like, one dude that'll, like.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: Like a pen pal to another gang.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can find one dude who might fucking slip
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: half a Hershey's under your door at night or whatever.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: But there's no long-term institution there. Those are more for prisons.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they do, like, so many, like, tours. Like,
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: when you go to different cities and you want to see, like,
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 2: where Elvis lives. I think they should tour jails for income. Like,
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: I'm just curious what's going on in there. I want
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: to do an episode of Scared Straight, but I just
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 2: want to see what's going on. I'm just curious. If
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: there was a jail live stream on Twitch, I would
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: watch every day. You never hear about anything there, so
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 2: to watch it, it almost feels illegal.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: Well, there's a lot of shows about it now. People
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: are into that type of viewing, I think, for sure, dude.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I'd be good in jail, dude.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't. No?
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: I'd fucking hate it. Unless my cellmate, we could start
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: a little band or something. I don't think I would
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: be that good in there. If I had something to
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: look forward to as like a group or whatever.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What would you do if you got approached by
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: gang members? I'd have to join. Yeah.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: We can say, you can say, let me think about
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: it for a day or two, but they're only going
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: to probably give you two days.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I would treat it like I was a record
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: label and I was a rapper. I'm just seeing what
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: other offers I get. I think I would blind myself
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: or something. So nobody's going to hurt a blind guy.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: I think I do. I feel like, unfortunately, that's the
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: number one target. Cause you can't snitch. So like, what
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: did he feel like? Knuckles. I don't know. I don't know.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: That'd be scary to me. Because.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 6: I.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 2: Don't know, man.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, you'd have to join a gang. I
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: would probably go Mexican gang. I feel like it might be,
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: the food might be better.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know if black gangs are making food in there.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: What's the worst gang to join in there? Prison gangs
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: in the United States. Aryan Brotherhood, Black Guerrilla Mafia, Mexican Mafia,
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: La Nuestra Familia, Texas Syndicate. That sounds kind of like
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: new and novel. All these sound like a really good
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: NFL league.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: And the Netas. Or the XFL. Oh, yeah.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: If they bring the XFL back, start with these teams.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: The Tennessee type shit, dude.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 2: Put them in there. Tennessee fightings.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: Dude, they should have more. They got to start putting
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: these people into teams, doing something.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: There's got to be a better way.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: It's all going to happen, man. Everything's merging. Everything's getting weird. Yes,
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: it's all becoming Long John Silvers and Baskin Robbins, dude.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: There's no, it's all becoming the army fans. It's all
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: starting to merge. We're going to start to see this
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: kind of stuff.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: A lot, you know? But I think they should take
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: all the inmates and, like, give them some athletic thing
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: to look forward to, and then they can stream it.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 2: It's like, I would absolutely watch the Texas Syndicate versus
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: the Puerto Ricans. Oh, yeah.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: If you had a basketball game tonight.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: Like, there was a lot of noise for Familia versus
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: the Aryan Brotherhood at 9 p.m. First one to 11.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: No three-pointers? Dude, I would fucking watch that.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: In a heartbeat.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: I feel like the AB is only hitting threes. They're
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: not doing the work and the paint. It beats the
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: big three fucking league in a heartbeat. But you should
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: put one of these leagues into the big three league.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: They got to start to just diversify. But I'm saying, like,
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: if these guys even just play it, like, that might
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: bring some unity.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: It's like UFC. They talk shit before the fight. Then
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: after the game, they, like, dap up. They're like, I
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: have nothing but respect for this guy. I love this guy.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe there could be some of that where, like, if
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 2: they're playing each other, there's shit talking, sure, but afterwards, like, hey.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: Type shit. Type shit. Type shit. And then they could
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: stream it and you could watch it on like Rumble
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 2: or wherever, Paramount Plus or something.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: But like, I feel like.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: Nick Fuentes would host it probably. I mean, I think
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: he would probably do it. Especially if it's on Rumble,
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: he's like their lead guy over there.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's got to be a way. Because they would
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 2: also probably feel like, imagine being in jail, but every
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 2: day you're training for a game on Saturday.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: You have something to look forward to.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: That's the kind of stuff you need in there. Even
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: though you're a murderer, you still, like, yeah. Murder them threes, bitch.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 2: Boom.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: From downtown, because shots went in downtown.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 2: He's a killer, yeah. Shots fired, that's one of his names. Dude,
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: they'd have cool-ass names, too. Stabby for three. Yeah. Ooh.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: Like Bobby Lee always makes that sound.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: Before we get out of here. You have a special
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: coming up. I'm shooting one in March. I'm shooting a
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 2: special March 17th and 14th in Arizona. In Phoenix. Yeah,
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 2: in Phoenix. Nice. Super excited. It's going to be sick.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: Phoenix is just a great comedy town. I'm really excited.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: I might go shoot my special there maybe. It's not
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: a bad idea.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: It's a great city. It's a great city.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: It's, I mean, you're out here now, but like it's
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: so close to LA and I've just never, Some states, like,
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 2: I'll say Ohio is a hit or miss state for me.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: Sometimes, like, this is the best show of my life.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: I'm a special. Or you're like, cool, get me to
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: the top of La Quinta with cement shoes. So you're, like,
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: always in between. I am on tour right now. I'm
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: doing the Ryman tomorrow. If you want to do a spot,
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 2: I would love to have you on there. I'd be
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 2: sick as fuck.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, maybe I'll pop out. I haven't been on
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: stage in a while.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Dude, I mean, the crowd would just literally nut
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 2: 28 miles per hour to see you do five minutes.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: All right, I'll come out. I'll come out. Yeah, and
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 2: then I'm doing the World Turn, which I opened for
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: you at the World Turn a couple years ago. That's
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 2: a great, great spot. Yeah, I'm doing a bunch.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: You've got Ventura, Cleveland. You've got a lot of good spots.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of California.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: I'm doing Reno. I'm doing a lot of places I've
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: never done before, like Oakland, Reno.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: Memphis, Fresno, Bakersfield, San Luis Obispo, Sacramento.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: You guys got to go see them, man. It's just entertaining.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: It's great energy, the whole set.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. You're so great up there, bro.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: Make sure to send me this, too, so I can
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: share it on socials, too, whenever after today or after
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: this episode goes up.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Please, that'd be awesome, man.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: And your tour is called Trevor Wallace Presents Alpha Beta Male?
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: Alpha Beta Male.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just because I feel like my brain is split
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: in between, like, being this, like, alpha male versus, like,
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: this beta male. So, yeah, I find just more kind
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: of unity between both of them. And I feel like
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: every decision I make has, like, an alpha side versus
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: a beta side in me. It's not, like, one of those, like,
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: red pill, blue pill type shows. But it is just, like,
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: a funny thing to be, like, people are, are you
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: this or are you that? I'm, like, I feel like
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of in between.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 2: A lot of fun. Yeah, dude.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: I think it also happens as you get, as you
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: grow up a little bit too, it's like you kind
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: of get two sides of it, you know, it's like,
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: you know, there's days you're like, you know, yeah, it's always,
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: it used to be like, I'll bust a nut wherever,
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? I'll bust a nut at
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: this fucking party or whatever. I'm like, what the fuck,
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: You know, dude, I remember I went to a one-year-old's
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 1: birthday party. This is at a time when, like, you know,
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 1: when I was dealing with sobering and relapsing, I went
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 1: to a one-year-old's birthday party and ended up buying cocaine
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: there somehow. From the one-year-old?
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 2: No, from an adult.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: They're like, blow out the candles. And you hear the
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: word blow and you're like, where?
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to show you. Anything can happen out there, man.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just feel like my brain has like, it's
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: more so like there's a second guessing element to almost
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 2: everything that I do where it's like the example I
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: say on stage is like, I've had this thought before.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 2: Like I wanted to like spit in a girl's mouth,
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 2: but then another thought was like, but what if I miss?
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: But that's not how dirty talk works. That's not how
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 2: being hot in the bed works.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 1: You just do it. You have to be present.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: Or I'm scared to slap a girl's ass in the
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 2: bed because sometimes you don't get the pop and you
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 2: get the dud. Sounds like you're just trying to get
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: the dog on the couch. And for me, I'm trying
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: to like... So I overthink everything. It's so embarrassing too
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 2: when you get the dud. They hear it. They hear
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: it too. A good person you're dating won't address it.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 2: A bitch will be like, Yeah. The fuck?
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 1: Or that's when you have to yell out, that was.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 2: Loud, huh? Yeah. Or that's when you yell out, be like,
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: you probably need some lotion, it's a little dry back here.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, damn.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 2: Or you do what like dads do when they're like
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 2: moving into a house and they just start checking like,
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: how's the structure? Yeah. Getting a dud is, but like,
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 2: but literally that's all my thought process is, is like
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: there's a part of my brain that's like, slap ass,
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 2: but then the other parts it's like, What if you
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: get a dud? Yeah.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 1: What if you miss a little? You get a little fire.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: You hit that bone. That's a crazy.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 2: That's a salt. Yeah.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: It's literally a salt.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 1: And then you're like, how am I going to bust
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: at 27 miles an hour now?
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: And then it comes out like 12 miles an hour. Dude,
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm probably the most, one of the most
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: in my head guys I can be. And I just like,
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 2: once I started thinking about that, like, and this is
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: more graphic, but we're like pretty deep into the podcast.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: If I start thinking, oh no, I'm not going to
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: be able to bust, then I can't. Oh, it's all
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: mental for me. Like, like if a girl even says like,
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: are you going to be able to, then it's out
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 2: the window. Cause now it's all I'm thinking about. Or
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 2: if I get too hot, I got to run to
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 2: the fucking sink, like a little gopher.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, if the AC comes on or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Well, the AC is a little G A
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  Speaker 2: Y blown on your back.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 1: Well, the fan on it, people who could come with
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 1: the fan on, I thought those are Navy seals, dude.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 1: Anybody who can have the air force.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I've said, I said this on stage, like anybody who
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: can have sex with a fan on is is a fucking, yeah,
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 1: that's Air Force, dude. Bro, you deserve to have an
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 1: OnlyFans and support our country.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you want to make the room colder to now? Like,
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 2: that's going to make things probably smaller, I'm guessing.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, but it's just crazy to have just anybody who
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 1: could have sex with a fan on is insane.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: It's literally like a cuck situation because you're like, who's
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 2: this other man in the room? Oh, yeah, it's a
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 2: ceiling fan. Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't do it. Not for me.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 2: A lot of pressure, dude. But I do that with everything. Career-wise,
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 2: I overthink everything. But it helps you, dude. You're meticulous.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 2: That's what it is. It is. And it keeps you
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: where you are. And it's like.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 1: You know, your career started off so hot, and a
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 1: lot of times you see guys like that, and it's
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: hard for them to figure it out, you know? How
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 1: long were you doing content before you got into stand-up?
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 1: I was doing stand-up first.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, you were?
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but, like, maybe— But you've still only been doing
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: it now, like, what, seven years?
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 2: Ten. Oh, have you really?
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck, I'm losing every— No, no, you're good, man.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 2: You're good. I don't know why you'd know that. How
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: is everything going with Busboys?
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 1: Busboys is good, dude. We're going to, it's going to
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 1: come out in a couple of weeks. Uh, it's going
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: to come out in a couple of months.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 1: So I think we're going to go into theaters.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck it.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 1: And then, uh, it looks like, and we're figuring that
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 1: out right now. And then we'll probably go direct to
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 1: consumer to direct to people.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 2: Any streamer? Oh, I guess that probably happens after you
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: go theaters and then a buyer.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 1: I think it's also, you have to present to them
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: when it's fully done and show them what it looks like,
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 1: you know? So, It's been a long, it's been a
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 1: learning curve. It's been a lot. It's been a lot
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 1: of stuff. You realize it's like, oh, this is a
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 1: big undertaking. But I realize it could be a lot
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: easier next time.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 1: We had a lot of things that were like in
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 1: the way and made things tough too. Like the fires
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 1: moved everything at the last minute by a week and
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: just all these little things that change everything. But learned
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: a ton, self-financed it. We made it ourselves, you know,
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 1: and like wrote it ourselves and completely like, so that,
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 1: that part, I think I feel really excited about. And
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 1: I think it should be, I think it's good. I'm just,
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: you know, you've seen it so many times. You're like,
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what's going on here, but.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: You're in it. I'm in it.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 1: I'm doing, it's been so long.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 2: I'm so happy that I got a tap for that. I,
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: I watched the full thing and it's like, I think
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: the storyline is so there. It's like, it, it, it's,
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: it's dumb to say, but you're like, yeah, this is
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 2: a movie. It's not like somebody who tried to make
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 2: a movie. It's like, this is a movie. Like this
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 2: is a start to finish movie.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: And the storyline was, I was impressed. It was, it's,
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 1: it's not groundbreaking, but also it was our first time
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 1: doing it. It was like, We had to make sure
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 1: that this piece matches with this piece. But I do
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 1: think it moves quick, and it was fun. It was
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 1: a lot of great cameos and stuff in it.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 2: I love the cameos. The cameos are great, man. But yeah,
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 2: even when I saw the trailer, Spade showed me at
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 2: the improv between all of his Raya matches, but he
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: showed me... No, he does. No. No, he does. He's
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: got them. But even the trailer, as dumb as this sounds,
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, this is a movie trailer. Yeah.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 1: Like, even if I had... I don't even know.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 2: Like I could just be a random guy or at
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 2: the radio shack and I watch them like, dude, this
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 2: fucking movie looks sick.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 2: Like it, it, it feels everything like a movie. So
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: any doubt you have, just cause I know you, you're very,
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 2: I think a lot. Yeah. I don't want to slap
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 2: the bone, you know? Right. But as an outsider perspective, like, dude,
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 2: this is a fucking movie, movie, movie. So like the
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 2: fact it's going into theaters and then direct, like I'm,
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: I'm fired up. You think I should feel confident about that?
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, there it is. There it is. Yeah.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 1: It was fun. I can't even believe it all happened.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 2: Right. Right.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, it was a crazy time in the year
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: and this all happened so fast. It was like 23
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 1: days in a row we shot and it was just
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 1: a fucking, it was a lot, dude. But you crushed it.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 1: We got to do something again. Please, let's get this
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 1: out so we can make a new one uh type
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 1: shit i.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 2: Know and and that's the thing like you know it's
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 2: just i i have so many ideas that i hold
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 2: on to and i shoot it for so long by
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: the time i go to like pose i'm like what
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: the fuck even is this so art has like an
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: expiration date it feels like for the artist but it's
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 2: like once you put it out there it's like like
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: how you felt making it that's that's how it should
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: be perceived a little bit What is that book? I'm
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 2: blanking on his name. It's a great book with the
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: circles on it. Rick Rubin. Have you read that book? Mm-mm.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: What's it called? He's great, though, huh? He has a book,
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: and it's all about just... Yeah, the creative act. Dude,
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: I really love this book. It's... The creative act, A
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: Way of Being. I would check it out. Have you
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 2: had him on the pod? I haven't. He would be
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 2: a great guest. I would like to. I see some
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 2: great clips of him. His whole perception on art is like,
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 2: put it out... Once it's out, at one point, you
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 2: love the project. Don't let the outcome dictate how it is.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 2: When you started writing it, you loved it. When you
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 2: were creating with your friends, you loved it. I apply
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 2: it to a lot of videos because at one point,
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 2: when filming it or writing it or editing it or
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 2: all that, I loved it.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 1: And then if I post it and it doesn't do well,
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 1: I go, ah, fuck, the video sucked.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 2: They go, no, no, no. But I had the care
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 2: for it at one point. And sometimes you sit on
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 2: projects for so long that you lose that care. So
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 2: it's important to kind of put those things out before
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 2: because it's not that you lose that care but your
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 2: life just changes yeah and what you find funny in
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: 2024 over 2025 is different so uh.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah sometimes it's tough to keep something going but also
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 1: you're right to remember like man at one time i
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 1: had so much faith in this and believed in this
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 1: and i knew it was good right.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 2: Um and i still think you should yeah i really
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 2: do thanks bro i think i needed to hear something
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 2: like that too we're looking at some last like coloring
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 2: scenes right now you should do a small screening in
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 2: nashville and just like not anybody who will just glaze
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 2: who's like like just like literally like like 30 people
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 2: and just show it and just be like what were
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 2: your takeaways yeah would you like what felt good what felt.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 1: We probably need to do that soon maybe we'll do
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 1: one out in la too man yeah absolutely man but
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: um yeah i'm super excited for that to come out
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 1: You got the tour right now. We'll share those on
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 1: the socials as well.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 2: That'd be awesome, man.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll come out tomorrow night and do a set.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 2: You want to do it? Yeah. Fuck yeah.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 1: Who else is on the show?
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 2: Blastine? Zach Townsend. You know him? Yeah, I love him.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 1: Zach Townsend and I think John Chris is doing a set.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Dude, it's going to be Nashville's finest. It's going
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 2: to be like, they're going to take a screenshot of
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 2: this and put it up next to that New York
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 2: City prison post and be like, dude, they had Mom
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 2: Dommy in that bitch. I don't know who's up in there.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 2: Thanks so much for coming, bro. Dude, always.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, congrats on everything. Thanks for the inspiration, dude. Yeah,
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 1: you just always keep on going, dude. You keep staying creative,
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 1: and it's great to see. I'm glad we get to
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 1: catch up.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 2: Dude, that means a lot coming from you. Like, holy shit. Yeah,
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 2: you got no choice not to.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 1: Just keep it going. You're giving a gift, so use it.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 2: Hey, this is it.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 1: God bless.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: Thank you for having me in the gang gang. Gang gang.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 1: That was like a Nardwar sign off.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 2: Nardwar.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 1: That was like a Nardwar sign off.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 2: Gang gang.
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 1: Good night, Nardwar.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 2: I'm Nard. We're Nardwar.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 6: I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 6: falling like these leaves. I must be cornerstone. Oh, but
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 6: when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 6: mind I found. I can feel it in my bones,
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 6: but it's going to take.