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Reality TV 2024 - Secret Lives of Exvangelical Wives vs The Real HouseGoats · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Gatesleepers, the pop culture game show
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  Speaker 1: that shines a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your
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  Speaker 1: games master and person who traps people in light entertainment
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  Speaker 1: formats Matt Watson. But a games master needs games, and
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  Speaker 1: games need players, so please welcome first. She is our
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  Speaker 1: resident captain, a podcaster and comedian who works in STEM,
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  Speaker 1: which today stands for seriously, Tyra, you're eliminating me. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: and she is a reality TV show fan and an
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  Speaker 1: exec producer of this podcast who also works in STEM,
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  Speaker 1: which means I need to come up with a second
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  Speaker 1: one of these. Yes, okay. STEM. Today it stands for
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  Speaker 1: so you're telling me everyone's Mormon. It's Taylor Logan.
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  Speaker 2: Hi Hei, Hello, Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome, there's always adro. Welcome back, Taylor. How are you
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  Speaker 1: both doing?
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing great, better than I deserve? All right, incredible.
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  Speaker 3: That's the best way to be, just a little bit ahead,
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  Speaker 3: just always winning a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: That's me.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, so we're here. Tonight's a kind of the
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  Speaker 1: loose premise is look back at twenty twenty four in
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  Speaker 1: reality television. It'll be that and it'll be a bit
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  Speaker 1: of just general reality TV history as well. But are
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  Speaker 1: you both reality TV fans? Can we say that right
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  Speaker 1: off the bat?
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  Speaker 3: I watch the amount that I'm capable of watching between
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  Speaker 3: all of the other shows that we do. Whenever I
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  Speaker 3: get a chance, I watch it. But that's less than
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  Speaker 3: I would like. But maybe maybe more than average, but less.
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  Speaker 2: Than I would like?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, got yeah? What about eat Saylor?
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  Speaker 4: No, not at all. I don't really know why I'm
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  Speaker 4: here today. I don't know why you asked me.
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  Speaker 2: No, I actually love reality TV. It's my escapism.
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  Speaker 4: I will like listen to it like a podcast, walking
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  Speaker 4: around in my house doing things, I will listen to
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  Speaker 4: reality TV.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I like reality TV.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. That's good. That's good. I feel like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you got you got a chance then, right, you got
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  Speaker 1: a a chance to win these games that definitely matter.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think the thing is like, I'm more vibes.
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  Speaker 4: I'm more vibes of reality TV. Do I have the memory?
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  Speaker 5: Like?
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  Speaker 4: Does it stick? We'll see today, will tell.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see. We'll see. Speaking of reality TV shows in
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four, because that's a sentence I said about
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  Speaker 1: two minutes ago. Have you either of you had like
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  Speaker 1: a favorite reality TV show of the I loved The Goat.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that was good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I loved it.
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  Speaker 3: Before they even said that one of them was a
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  Speaker 3: pro wrestler, I was like what because they did like
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  Speaker 3: a pan across everybody and she did a DDT onto
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  Speaker 3: someone and I was like, okay, you had not been
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  Speaker 3: featured yet, but you're my favorite now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Goat was great. Such it's MAT's of reality stuff.
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  Speaker 1: What about you, Tayla.
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  Speaker 4: I just started watching The Traders this year. I hadn't
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  Speaker 4: watched season one last year, and I do love the
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  Speaker 4: format of that show. I'm really enjoying it because it
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  Speaker 4: feels like a good mix of gameplay strategy while also
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  Speaker 4: very reality TV feeling.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, was it my favorite of all? I can't
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  Speaker 2: pick a favorite.
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  Speaker 4: You can't ask a person to pick their favorite child,
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  Speaker 4: So no, I'm not going to take you a favorite
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  Speaker 4: for you, but I liked that way.
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  Speaker 1: That's fair enough.
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  Speaker 3: You only have one child. I hope you could pick
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  Speaker 3: your favorite.
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  Speaker 2: That's why you can't have another, because she is my favorite.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll ruin the whole thing, It'll ruin everything.
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  Speaker 1: Taylor Audre. It's a reality show, so you're going there's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be some competition, so you're gonna need some opponents.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, let me add on.
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  Speaker 1: Fight and talk fighting already. She is a fiber artist,
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  Speaker 1: reality TV fan, and Gateleaper's cast member. She says, baking show,
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  Speaker 1: I say bake off, but let's call the whole thing
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  Speaker 1: bake off because that's the country of origin it's generating.
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  Speaker 2: I don't say a big show.
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  Speaker 1: I just made an assumption based on your American ways.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, as it relates to reality baking competitions. I take
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  Speaker 6: this shiit seriously and it is.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, excellent stuff. And she is an artist, photographer and
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  Speaker 1: also an executive producer of this podcast, so if this
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  Speaker 1: isn't fun for her tonight, she's well within her rights
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  Speaker 1: to pull funding. It's ash Wood, Hello, Hello, Hey, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: look at It's just a bunch of friends. But in
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  Speaker 1: podcast mode, I feel we are doing this voice.
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  Speaker 2: We respect it, but we do expect it as well.
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  Speaker 1: Jen, Ash welcome back. How are you both doing?
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  Speaker 6: Doing pretty good?
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  Speaker 7: Doing well good?
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  Speaker 1: I'll ask you straight away, fans of reality TV? Are
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  Speaker 1: you are you here for the right reasons?
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  Speaker 5: Hey?
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  Speaker 6: I mean no, but also I love reality Those are
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  Speaker 6: two questions. Yeah, I'm always here for the wrong reasons.
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  Speaker 6: Let's cause chaos my friends. Okay, No, yeah, I have
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  Speaker 6: watched reality TV and since I was probably too young
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  Speaker 6: to watch reality TV, And yeah, I feel like it's
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  Speaker 6: a lifeblood of surrealism and escapism, like Taylor said, and
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  Speaker 6: it's just very fun to live in some other person's
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  Speaker 6: brain for.
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  Speaker 2: A little bit.
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  Speaker 6: And when I mean that, I mean the producers of
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  Speaker 6: whoever saying, hey, let's cause a social experiment. Let's put
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  Speaker 6: all these people in a house, shall we. So yeah,
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  Speaker 6: it's grand all time.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, I think my relationship with reality television is pretty healthy.
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  Speaker 7: Guys.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, watch it actually in ways of like I'm gonna
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  Speaker 8: binge it for like two weeks and then I'm gonna
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  Speaker 8: not watch reality television.
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  Speaker 7: Never done a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, just mainline it for a period of time.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're just gorge.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I mean sometimes you just really can only receive so
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  Speaker 8: much of that kind of energy, so I just frontload
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  Speaker 8: it and then write it out nice.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely strategy. If you've got any reality shows from twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty four, you want to shout out with some of
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  Speaker 1: your favorites from the.
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  Speaker 8: I think my experience first watching The Secret Lives of
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  Speaker 8: Mormon Wives made that one my favorite because I watched
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  Speaker 8: it with my in laws. We were all in in
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  Speaker 8: the living room together and it was just like why
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  Speaker 8: are we watching this? But also we cannot stop, so
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  Speaker 8: we binged a few episodes on the couch together and
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  Speaker 8: it was prime so nice shout out.
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  Speaker 7: Also, those girls are a messed.
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  Speaker 4: They are in the best ways maybe Jesus, and I
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  Speaker 4: hope they get him.
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 2: I think the problem is that they have Jesus. Jesus,
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  Speaker 2: that's the opposite.
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  Speaker 6: No, I will say I will double down on Audre's
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  Speaker 6: I thoroughly am enjoyed the Goat. I love how unseerious
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  Speaker 6: that show was, and truly it was like, Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 6: gonna pay you to live in a house for like
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  Speaker 6: three weeks. We're gonna burn through all of these stupid
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  Speaker 6: yard games. It's gonna be for money, like it's gonna
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  Speaker 6: be for real, like real reason. But we need you
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  Speaker 6: to really reality TV it up like we brought you
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  Speaker 6: in because we know we can put you in a
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  Speaker 6: house and say hey, dial it up to twelve and
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  Speaker 6: you'll do it like and then you do the Toash
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  Speaker 6: Poino as the host and You've got Yeah, it was
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  Speaker 6: so good. It was just so unseerious and I love
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  Speaker 6: that And then, uh, I will honor about mention it
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  Speaker 6: now because it will probably not come up in the show.
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  Speaker 6: But outlast on Netflix. We didn't know there was a
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  Speaker 6: season once. We actually watched season two up until it
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  Speaker 6: was like out and then watch season one because we
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  Speaker 6: like caught up on season two and there's still a
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  Speaker 6: couple episodes to go. And that show, I like, it's
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  Speaker 6: alone but with a team essentially, like and it's just
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  Speaker 6: so funny and yeah, really entertaining stuff that was technically
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  Speaker 6: reality TV but kind of what's outside of the lexicon
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  Speaker 6: of like, you know it, it's competition reality, but.
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  Speaker 1: It's not you know, no, for the purposes of today,
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  Speaker 1: it may fall into reality TV.
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  Speaker 2: Well wonderful. I freaking loved that show.
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  Speaker 7: I also loved that show.
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  Speaker 6: It was it was I stumbled on that one by accident.
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  Speaker 6: And it's always nice when you find a reality TV
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  Speaker 6: show that has a couple of seasons out that you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: I can sink into this world, right right.
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  Speaker 4: I've almost picked up vander Pump Rules simply for that.
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  Speaker 4: But it's almost intimidating. Yeah, but it's almost intimidating the amounts.
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  Speaker 2: How I feel about Housewives.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like I was like Real Housewives, but like
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  Speaker 6: there's just too much.
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  Speaker 2: There's just where where do I get? Where do I start?
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  Speaker 6: Like someone tell me?
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  Speaker 2: And when do I end? When does it stop? It doesn't,
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  Speaker 2: it ends when the world ends. Just keep finding housewives.
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  Speaker 2: It'll just be Real Housewives of the Apocalypse.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, seems the producers have been chatting and we think
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  Speaker 1: it'll be a really good idea if you form alliances
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  Speaker 1: to begin with. So I'd like each pair to come
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  Speaker 1: up with a reality TV themed team name. Please, let's
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  Speaker 1: start with Udra and Taylor. Have you got any ideas?
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  Speaker 2: I have a couple ideas. I have a few. Nice
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  Speaker 2: That's why I pick you.
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  Speaker 3: We went to the same school in Missouri, and so
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  Speaker 3: I have two based on that. It's Secret Lives of
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  Speaker 3: ex vangel exvangelical Wives, Secret Lives of exvangelical Wives. It's
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  Speaker 3: it's long, it's a mouthful, and so is Real Housewives
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  Speaker 3: of Green County, which is a county, green Townyan Spretty.
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  Speaker 3: The only time it's gonna get its own Real Housewives,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I really.
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  Speaker 4: Love the expangelical one. That is going to be so
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  Speaker 4: hard for me to say. So I'm leaning that direction clearly.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Yes, it's also going to be really long
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  Speaker 3: on the title yes again, which I think we did
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  Speaker 3: last time.
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  Speaker 2: Probably.
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  Speaker 3: I also have the missus communications because of the amount
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  Speaker 3: of miscommunications that exist on these types of shows.
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  Speaker 2: And now that's just clever, that's just clever. Work you,
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  Speaker 2: thank you, I got you.
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  Speaker 3: And then my last two are just right reasons or
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  Speaker 3: wrong reasons, depending on how we're feeling. If we're feeling
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  Speaker 3: like we're here, we're here for the right reasons then
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  Speaker 3: or if we're just if we're ungovernable, then we're here
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  Speaker 3: for the wrong reasons.
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  Speaker 4: I mean wrong is like definitely the vib I hope
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  Speaker 4: you're coming in with that vibe as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like it. Yeah, so you just knocked
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  Speaker 2: it out of the park.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm leaning towards expangelicals, I'm leaning towards miscommunication.
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  Speaker 4: I'm leaning doords wrong reasons?
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  Speaker 5: I do.
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  Speaker 3: I think that Secret Lives of Expangelical wives, if I
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  Speaker 3: would have said it clearly the first time, would have
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  Speaker 3: gotten the biggest pop.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've still got a huge pop.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you. The pop is measurable.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: So secret Wives have exvangelical wives.
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  Speaker 1: God damn you guys.
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  Speaker 4: One it's it's Slew Secret Lives Experience.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Matt, it's just SLU. It's just SLU.
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  Speaker 6: It's just.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Let's find out who Slew will be facing. Jen.
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  Speaker 1: Ash got any ideas?
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  Speaker 7: I defer to Jen.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just going to realist off the ones we talked
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  Speaker 6: about and then we have to make a final Okay. So,
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  Speaker 6: as always, I consulted Chris for these because I do
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  Speaker 6: that every time and he is often the person who
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  Speaker 6: picks the team names that I'm on.
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  Speaker 2: So shout out, shout out to Chris.
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  Speaker 6: We have real wives, no house because we both working women.
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  Speaker 6: You've got a couple riffs on grocery stores, So grocery store.
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  Speaker 6: Joe is a Bachelorette contestant from seasons and seasons ago.
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  Speaker 6: He made a big splash on Bachelor of Paradise the
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  Speaker 6: both seasons he was on, and he is currently still
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  Speaker 6: engaged the person he proposed to the second time.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, you know good.
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  Speaker 6: But when he was on the Bachelorette, he was on
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  Speaker 6: screen for two minutes early out, but they called them
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  Speaker 6: grocery store Joe. He was on the goat. So that
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  Speaker 6: is the connection here to twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 2: I did love Joe, let me go.
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  Speaker 6: We love grocery store Joe. He just so unbothered. But
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  Speaker 6: there's a couple of options. There's the grocery store gals,
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  Speaker 6: which is a little bit more peg, and then there's
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  Speaker 6: the grocery store hose like Joe, but hose instead. We're
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  Speaker 6: kind of the top. I can't remember the I think
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  Speaker 6: those were the three that we liked. I also had
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  Speaker 6: Secret Lives of Housecoats, which was a mixed Secret Lives
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  Speaker 6: house Real Housewives, and.
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  Speaker 1: I would watch that so hard, just a house full
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  Speaker 1: of a hundred goats, just.
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  Speaker 6: So and since they already did the Secret Lives things,
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  Speaker 6: it could just be housecoats, which also would be pretty funny. Wait,
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  Speaker 6: real housecoats.
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  Speaker 9: We just.
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  Speaker 2: House Wait, yes, hoats, real house goats.
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  Speaker 1: It's decided, real house goats.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: It's what I thought like all American sports teams were
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  Speaker 1: called before I arrived here. There always things like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the Houston house.
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  Speaker 7: Goats, how dare you put us in Texas? Sorry, that's rude.
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  Speaker 2: Low blow.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so we've got the Secret Lives of Evangelical Wives
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  Speaker 1: or slew versus the Real Housecoats. These good team names.
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  Speaker 1: I really like these ones. And if you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: this and thinking, well, reality TV isn't really my bag,
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  Speaker 1: I prefer reality that's not on the TV AKA my life,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry his Audra with a little segment we like
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  Speaker 1: to call passing knowledge.
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  Speaker 3: Reality TV has been with us since TV was invented,
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  Speaker 3: probably by someone named John Television. A show called Candid
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  Speaker 3: Camera began in the nineteen forties showing the reactions of
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  Speaker 3: members of the public to situations curated for television, but
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  Speaker 3: they didn't get a cash prize or the opportunity to
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  Speaker 3: meet TV's routledge would The genre exploded at the turn
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  Speaker 3: of the millennium due to the cost effective nature of
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  Speaker 3: the programming, as well as the rise in both surveillance
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  Speaker 3: culture and individualism. There's no joke there, but intellectualizing reality
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  Speaker 3: TV is still funny to me because it's such a
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  Speaker 3: stupid genre. In the twenty twenties, it has become a
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  Speaker 3: self aware meta genre where very few participants are under
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  Speaker 3: the impression that they're competing for something real that conceit
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  Speaker 3: has moved to Mister Beast videos for gen Z to
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  Speaker 3: figure out. These days, you're more likely to find seasoned
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  Speaker 3: reality show stars and influencers playing in the unreal space
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  Speaker 3: to entertain you and distract you from your very real life,
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  Speaker 3: or members of the public who no longer want to
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  Speaker 3: become rich and famous, but instead want to become part
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  Speaker 3: of an experience they've watched for years. I've been looking
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  Speaker 3: back at some of those old Candid Cares clips, and
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  Speaker 3: as a species, we've not changed at all, but the formats,
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  Speaker 3: types of stars, and the qualities that are championed in
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  Speaker 3: US have changed over time. I'm not going to say
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  Speaker 3: that reality TV is like holding a mirror up to society.
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  Speaker 3: We know it's not, but it is like holding a
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  Speaker 3: camera up to society while taking extensive liberties in the
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  Speaker 3: editing suite. And just like reality TV, I promise that
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  Speaker 3: everything that happens tonight is unscripted and real. I winked there,
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  Speaker 3: you couldn't see me, but I winked. Let's play gate Leapers,
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  Speaker 3: thank you Adra.
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  Speaker 1: Just before we get to today's games, I've asked each
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  Speaker 1: player to bring in a muse, something that inspires them
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  Speaker 1: or something they love from this particular fandom. Reality TV
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  Speaker 1: is inspiring to me because there's a format and everyone's
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  Speaker 1: got to mostly stick to it, which is how life
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  Speaker 1: should fit.
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  Speaker 2: This, says the host Udro.
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  Speaker 1: We'll start with you, what's inspiring you from reality TV
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  Speaker 1: in twenty twenty four or just in general?
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  Speaker 3: This is just in general, but especially right now for
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  Speaker 3: this episode. My muse is intelligent, capable women who love
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  Speaker 3: dumb television.
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  Speaker 2: That is my muse.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing that the women in this podcast are
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  Speaker 3: not capable of is this level of utter bullshit. We
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  Speaker 3: have protected our piece. We have mostly removed people from
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  Speaker 3: our lives that are going to cause this drama. We
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  Speaker 3: could do these complex like strategy based game shows, but
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  Speaker 3: we know our values, we know our worth. We're staying
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  Speaker 3: at home. We're here for the right reasons. And I
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  Speaker 3: just think that, like, if you can't, if you can't
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  Speaker 3: get like your organic Shoudenfreude store bot is fine, you
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  Speaker 3: can just watch the show and it's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: So your life isn't isn't messy? No, you appreciate how
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  Speaker 1: you've managed to keep your life clean.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a woman in stem I'm a woman in business.
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  Speaker 3: I outsource that mess, and I think that everybody else
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  Speaker 3: in this record does as well.
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  Speaker 1: Nice to the reality TV stars in this world, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we trust those experts.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that's so deep. Home grow your weed, outsource your drama.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see that on a T shirt.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Ye yeah, yeah, that's great.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I like it all right, good stuff, very inspiring, Oudra.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Let's move on over to your SLEW team mate, Taylor.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: What's inspiring you?
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: Well?
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: I Likeddres so I wish I could steal hers, but
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: I did have a moment. So The Traders, as I mentioned,
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: is my favorite right now. And because we pushed the
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: recording of this podcast, I had to fill my time
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: with a new reality TV show nice, and so I
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: did the New Zealand version of The Traders, which was
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: really interesting and definitely I recommend it. I plug it
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: because it's a very they're all so key we and
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: they also something about their culture like enables them to
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: be really good at being faithful but not at being traders.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: So yeah, anyways, I'm watching who.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: But they opened up the first scene with something that
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: I wish every reality TV show would do, and it
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: was there was a pile of ten thousand dollars and
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: you could run and go grab it right now and
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: get yourself out of the game. Like you could say, Nope,
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to continue doing any of this game.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: I'm going to run over and grab the ten thousand
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: dollars cash and leave. So they do like two rounds
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: of people being able to decide if they're going to
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: do it or not, and the first round nobody does it.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: They're all like, no, I'm here to play the game.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: I know I have better odds if I take the
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: ten thousand. And then the second group, only one person
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: did it. He was a gain and he was like
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: the stature in my favorite I should go and do it.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: And it made me feel better about watching the entire season,
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: because I like sometimes get the ick about the way
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: that it's like, oh, this person desperately needs this money
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: because they can't afford their home or they want to
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: like do something for this kind gesture, and then you're
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: you hate.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Poor people and people who are suffering. I understand exactly.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: It feels it feels like.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: It's icky, it's itchy.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: It feels afy that I'm like, they have like a
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: real need for this money, but the ten thousand dollars
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: option then equates that like ten thousand dollars is notable,
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: and if you need help right away, you can run
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: and grab it.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Otherwise everybody's here to play a fucking game. And so
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: that did inspire me.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: That's such an interesting format point to just be like, hey,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: the whole hedging your bets thing you'll be doing every
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: single episode, you can just avoid all that and take
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: a cash prize.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: And I do think it's pretty cultural and I wish
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: that our culture adapted a bit more.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: To that point.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Do you think if it was in America it would
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: everyone would just run and grab the cash and there'd
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: be no sure.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I think it would be a mixture of that.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: I think yeah, because at ten k, oh, you bet
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: your ass, I'm probably I'm gonna go just take that
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: ten k.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it depends if the shoot is like two to
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: three weeks, because that's a lot of value in like
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: catering and hotels and stuff that ye, vacation. Okay, so
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: you have to work out the value close to ten
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd have to do the math.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, that's a that's a good muse. I'm always
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: inspired by format points, So that's very inspiring to me. Okay,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: moving on over to the Real House Goats, the most
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: normal team name in Gateleaper's history. Favorite What's What's inspiring you?
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: From reality TV?
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: So I decided to go back and rewatch something I
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: remember watching like a while ago, and it was The Mole.
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: And I love that game because there's somebody literally there
• 23:07
  Speaker 8: trying to sabotage the entire time. Obviously there's a mole.
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: And so that one I rewatched in the last several
• 23:14
  Speaker 8: weeks and it confused me also, so.
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: I was like, oh, it's just so good.
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: Sorry, I just really appreciate their format and I abated
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: how they found people who were actually pretty good at
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: the game.
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: I think it was season two that I watched, and
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: I just appreciated it, you.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, it's it's it's so good as a as
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: a Falmae and like it's one of the original ones
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: as well, like it because it was rebooted recently but
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: was in on like the early two thousands or something.
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I watched the I watched the newer the
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: reboot recently, but we have watched the old ones, Adam
• 23:53
  Speaker 8: and I, and it's just so good.
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, gives me a little bit.
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: More than just drama, I think, yeah, like strategy and
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: gameplay also, and I think that's why it's entice it definitely.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Definitely, Yeah, it's a little bit of every genre of
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: reality TV. Yeah, very inspiring format. Love the mole. Yeah, okay, Jen,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: what's inspiring you from reality TV in twenty twenty four
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: or just broadly?
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: I have two one.
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: I loved that it on its whole, like when people
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: are like, oh, you watch relity TV, like it's all fake,
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: and it's like, yeah, man, I know, but it's also
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: like it's not one hundred percent it is inspired based
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: on real things, and then they just replay it or
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: they act it up or you know whatever, right, or
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: there's a shot list that you need to get And
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: while they're improving technically, there was some curation there to
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: make that moment happen. And it it inspired me a
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: couple of years ago to start curating those experiences like
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: it's a reality to like I'm a reality touch reality
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: show producer for myself because it's like you're not going
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: to stumble into those moments always, but you can curate
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: it in a way that I am anxious and don't
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: often want to advocate for those things. It's like if
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: I can tell myself, like I want to go walk
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: around a snowy neighborhood with their Christmas lights drinking hot chocolate.
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: If I wait for someone else to do that for me,
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: it's not going to happen. But if I say, all right,
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: I'm curating the experience. I want a snowy, hot chocolate
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: night time walk, usually people around you're like, oh yeah,
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: let's do that. So it's like that idea of curating
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: those experience over yourself, but then just being present when
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: they're happening, and it doesn't make it any less meaningful
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: when you're there. It just kind of teaches you to
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: like produce your life a little bit more. And it's
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: just been fun to like see how that comes about,
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: and like structural and that's just like bargaining with myself.
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: That's a tactic to get myself to do things. But
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: reality TV does it really well. And then I just
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: say producers making adults do silly yard games. I think
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: like and like strategy, Like yes, it's a common petition show,
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: but you need to go figure out to build a
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: boat and then get that boat into the middle of
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: the ocean and it has money on it and if
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: you drop it, then this is going to happen.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Like it's all competition reality, But.
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: It's just very fun to like tickle that like kind
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: of mystery strategy part of your brain.
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: Of like how I do this?
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, while also then I also enjoyed watching a bunch
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: of people with you know, standing on a pole for
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: however long they could make it.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and in that person just like yeah, it's just
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: like it just is fun.
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: Little like they were saying, like on that points, I
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: think it's like entertainment in a way. That's yeah, kind
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: of really fun.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: No, that's like super healthy advice in terms that you
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: gave in the in the first half.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Think I'd even say, like, oh, it's it's not even
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: it's not less meaningful because I planned it. I'd argue
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: it's more because it like showed free will and this
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: is what I want and I had the option to
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: do it. I have the option to romanticize my life. Yeah,
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: and I took that choice.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And heck yes, and Jen from knowing you like
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: as a friend outside of this, you're so good at
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: that and it makes a lot of sense that you've
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: been intentional about it.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: That's so cool.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Like I think about our girls trip and you absolutely
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: did curate that space for us and produced it and
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: produced your life. I like it.
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: I learned that from reality TV from Bachelorette and One
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: on one Dates and Group Day.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Loved that.
• 27:27
  Speaker 8: Yes, I was in awe of Jen having a really
• 27:31
  Speaker 8: inspirational inspiration for this episode.
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: And I want to be you when I grow up.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: Jen.
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: Oh you know, you know I have to be waxing
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: poetic about everything. That's why I'm the reality TV correspondent
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: in our group.
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: So true, so true.
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: Everything does have to be dramatic. That is correct. Why
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: Matt likes me on the show?
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: That was so beautiful one of the best muses of
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: the Definitely, that's just just just broadly excellent life advice
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: and entire genre.
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: Freaking why carolines during the Taylor Swift episode, I cannot
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: even know?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, fair, we can. We can have a top three.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I'll take Top three or five, but no way.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, teams, I'm feeling pretty inspired. Are we ready for
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: some games?
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Let's do it?
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: Absolutely?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Heck yes, Okay, let's hop in the metaphysical limo I've
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: hired as we head to our first challenge aka Round one.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Round one is our look back at reality TV in
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. There were so many huge moments in
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: these iconic shows. Is the sort of sentence that people
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: say on things like this, but can our players recognize
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: them from out of context quotes? In turn, I will
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: give our teams a quote from one of this year's
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: hit reality TV shows. I'd then like you to name
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: the show it's from for a point, give any more
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: details about the moment slash scene for another point, and
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: then the name of the person who said it for
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: a That's that could be tough. There's lots of people
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: on these shows, but for a maximum of three points
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: and that one, it could just be fun to guess
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: the type of name that might be in the show.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Yep, that's what you're gonna get, so fun as we can.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, so we're going to start out with the Secret
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Lives of Expangelical Wives. Here is your first quote. I
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: don't think you're a bad person. I think you've just
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: done a lot of bad things that make you look bad.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: I think that this is going to be the people
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: on Secret lives with Mormon wives talking to the one
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: that had the pregnancy in the first episode or the
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Taylor is her name? Yes, I think that it's someone
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: saying that to her. You happy with that, Taylor? You're
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: thinking Mormon wives for this one.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: That's my that's my gut.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: I think it's her mom that I think you're right.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: I think it's her mom who says it to her.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: And let's call her mom Mormon Rebeccaca.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna get I'm going to give you it
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: because her mom is good enough. That's the right person
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: who said it.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Did you want to give any more details about like
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: what was being discussed at the time?
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Were they in the day bar, either in the car
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: or in like the backyard, like they had that one
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: scene where they're in.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: The and what were they What were they chatting about?
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Maybe does she I think it's her new boyfriend.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and she had a miss carriage, she was pregnant potentially.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: I think in this conversation she had just had the
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: miscarriage with the new boyfriend and.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: They were discussing her fertility and choices in her dating.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Broadly. Yeah, it was all of that. It was everything
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: that's full three points. That's that's exactly what it was.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Good job, Roga. Yes, that's the only one I know.
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: So we're so strict, you know, yeah job, all.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Right, well let's let's find out you never know. Let's
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: let's see what this quote is here. It is for
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: the real house goats. The tide is taking her out.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: She's drifting so far. I don't know if she has
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: the strength to get back.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is from Outlast.
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: This is when the blonde chick goes out on her
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: own and she's like paddling and she was setting the
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: she was trying to get together island or.
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: Something or no, was it the she was It was
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: the girl with the glasses.
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: It was the girl with the glasses that left the
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: team that had the really stupid Texas boys because they
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: were like one of the Texas boys was like, oh,
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: I could do that, no problem, and like two episodes
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: later he couldn't do it.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: I bet they were from Houston.
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, potentially, I don't remember one once. Definitely a city boy.
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: One was actually a guy who could do was like
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: a true Texas boy.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: One owns party boats and lived on the West side
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: of Texas. Yeah, there's no cost.
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: And the ass the whole show.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, supposedly owns party boats and owns a party boat company,
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: like six hours from a coast.
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: It just I just loved it so much because the show,
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: like the editors, millennial editors are so good, and I'm
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: so glad that, like it's a bunch of thirty to
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: forty year olds in the editing bay now, because you
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: can see it all over. Every time they're like, were
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: the Texas boys. His name would come up and it
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: would say party like party but yes, boat like. They
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: were just like, do not take this man serious?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Him at every time.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was the girl with the glasses.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: She went out, it got too late, she got too cold,
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: and she had to flare out after being in the
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: middle of the river whatever waterway. That's for too long.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: That's exactly it. It's outlast. It's as you described, go
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: with the glasses. You can identify all the plants. You
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: got two points. Could you say who said this about her?
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: From the show line?
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: Could you now that we've talked too much, could you
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: just say, like even the first half of the quote, Yeah, I'll.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Give you all of it.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you generous.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: The tide is taking her out. She's drifting so far.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know if she has the strength to get
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: back like.
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: A Kevin or John. It was one of the guys
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: that was there, but.
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: Now I'm trying to figure out if it was I
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: can't remember if it was one of her teammates, or
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: if it was the other girl that was on the
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: team that was the one that defected, that was like
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: hot girl who moved from the one team over, or
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: if it was just the narrator because it also sounds
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: like the way that the narrator talked.
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: No, I think it was one of the guys on
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: the shore from her team.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Trying to throw out the name of the kind of
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: person who would be on.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Kyle ben Ooh, mister Texas steels, right.
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: They were the Texas Boys, and that's how they refer
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: to themselves. It's one of them.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: It's like Ben, but it's not Ben. It's a Sammy Norris.
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: Was the guy he was like.
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: He wasn't one of the Typost boys. He was one
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: of the teammates though, so we did one of the teammates.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: He was one of the guys on the team. He
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: was the only nice one and we loved Sammy because
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: he actually knew what he was doing.
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he kept that team alive.
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: I think I think Sammy was the atom of that
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: team for sure, Oh for sure, like that like yeah,
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: you'd like believe it kind of thing.
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: Mm hmm.
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: But it was one of her teammates and it was
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: one of the guys, so we still technically said yeah.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: In spirit there, but only two points in reality. Okay,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: back on over to slow. Here is your next quote.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I can't believe it was suggested that Paul is my son.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: He's about three times toll of than mate. Pol just
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: can't be my son.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: Okay, Golden Bachelor is what my gut goes too for
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: talking about his son.
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: Mm hmm.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: But I would genuinely no clue. I don't know if
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: it was this year, but there was a UK Traders
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: where oh boiler right, No, you're exactly right.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Yes, there was a mother and son on the Traders
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: for UK, and I you're right because it was I.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Think the ones on that was they're both redheads and
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: so they're like, ah, yes, these two.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: But if you were similar, I mean, I think you're right.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: Yes, you are right, because that's the only season of
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: The Traders that I've seen UK and I watched it.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: For this Dona, Debbie, Oh, Dina.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: Diane, Diane, the full three points.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Incredible.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, Yeah, that was a really good reality show twist
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I thought of, just like, oh, yeah, everyone is theorizing
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: that this guy is my son. Well he's not my son,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: this other guy is.
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: Uh huh.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: That was so pron.
• 35:54
  Speaker 8: That was the show because I think it's on a
• 35:57
  Speaker 8: service that I don't have, and at some point I'm
• 35:59
  Speaker 8: sure i'll have again in my life and then I'm
• 36:02
  Speaker 8: gonna have to watch all of those because you guys
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: talk about it and it sounds so good.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: It's so good.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: I really like the UK ones as well, because I
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: like the host, Claudia Winkleman's Great Joways has great sweaters.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: And I do like how a host like they take
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: a twist on each traders, like each place is different
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: and it feels like it's kind of tailored to the host.
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: They're all costumed so well though, yeah they are. This
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: sets are so great.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's beautiful.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: The New ones a little whimpy, but gosh, come on
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: New Zealand. But the beautiful views, yes, beautiful.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Country, beautiful country. Okay, moving back on over to the
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: real house goats. Here is your next quote. Head inside
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: the Manna, make alliances, talk trash, figure out which bathroom
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: is going to be used for poop.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: That's a go.
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: And it was Tash that said it, and it was
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: the opening line of the show, almost.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Exactly what I've got written down. You just said it
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: so casually. Yeah, just after the first game that they
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: play when they arrive. It's just kind of setting up
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: the promise. I thought i'd give a meta quote for
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: a meta show. Yeah, yeah, three points quick as anything, which,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: like is.
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: So sad that that is the truth, Like they talk
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: about that all the time that like, especially in America
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: Sex Stop Model, Like the only bathroom with a door
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: was the one in the talking headroom. So they would
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: all go do interviews because that when they needed to
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: go to the bathroom, because they'd be like, oh, I
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: can go with a door in the bathroom. So it
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: was like that was like the only time, and that
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: was like the incentive, but it was the only bathroom.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: Was the.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Idea that I'm going to be in a place for
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: that long without bathrooms with doors, yeah, ah, yeah.
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: Why there's many so many group shots because they couldn't
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: do the door, like the bathroom shots with the camera
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: and the crane and all of that in the house.
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: And so it was like if you're on set, then
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: your good. Obviously sets and venues are going to have
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: doors or when you're in the house.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Like that was that was the deal.
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: And that was like say some like up until whatever point,
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: like there was just somebody in the mid mid card
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: of the seasons said, that's.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: The thing reality TV. The highs and lows.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and like I always consider would I do a
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: reality game show? Because I like them so much and everything,
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: but there are certain things is like I'm an adul
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: and I can't.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: I can't subject to myself to that.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: I can't.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: I think the only one I've survised myself as the Circle,
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: and that's only because I can.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Genuinely. They started an application. They're like I like to
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: turn the cameras on and stuff like I'll do that.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: I think you should all apply to the Circle. I
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: think one if he gets on for show, if.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: You should apply as a foursome and we should go
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: in and catfish the ship out of people.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: The way we could run this.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: You pretend to be one old mass.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: The four of us is one superhuman.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: We have everything.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, incredible, a hive mind. Yeah, Catfishing is one of
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: our husbands.
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: No, we just we use photos of all of them
• 39:17
  Speaker 8: that look similar, different photos of different guys.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: In all of our albums, really proving that the same.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: Just yeah, yes, they all have that match in Los
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: Angeles shirt we got.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to scrap the second round and that's
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: your challenge.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: Now is.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Silent for minutes? I got. I got an email back recently.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: I forgot that I had applied for the Circle, but
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: I got an email back that said, you checked a
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: box that said that we could reach out to you
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: about other reality shows and would you like to apply
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: for Squid Game season two.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: It's like, I don't think so, thank you one bit.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: I think no, thank you for asking. Absolutely not. I'd
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: rather go and love as But again, you spend a
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: lot of time hanging out.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, excellent. All right, I've got one quote left for
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: each team, so we'll move back on over to slew.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Here is your final quote? Oh what a question. That's
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: a kicker. Sorry, mom, guilty is charged. I absolutely would.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: I have no idea, So I'm gonna say it's on
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: a show and they asked would you lie to win?
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking it's gotta be a show that I haven't
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: fully watched, so I like Bachelor. The Golden Bachelor's there.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: You're gonna have a high population of parents and that
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: and children that make appearances who are adults. I say
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: we throw it at the wall and say Bachelor, gold
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: Golden Bachelor.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: It's not the Golden Bachelor. Okay, so no point there.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: It is from the circle if.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: What and I watched that a ton wait can you
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: read it again?
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Absolutely? Oh what a question. That's a kicker. Sorry, mom,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Guilty as charged. I absolutely would.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: Oh was it Madeline when she's no, I have no clue.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: It had to be something sexual.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: We'll say it was Madeline when whatever she was saying
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: that was sexual.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: If you have one point for what was happening because
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: it was something sexual, no point for the person. It
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: was Kevin during the Risky Quizness thumbs up thumbs down
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: game on whether he would send nudes or not.
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: They did on the circlet, but like, sorry, mom, you're
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: gonna watch this later and I am yeah.
• 42:04
  Speaker 8: Oh, And also Kevin played the I'm a reality TV person.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Okay character, so yeah, oh yeah, it was just interesting
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: that as soon as nudes came up, it was like, momay, yeah, weird.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: I do that.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, moving back on over to the real house goats,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: here's your final quote, Scott. Because this is so new
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: for the three of us, I would rather be involved
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: in this level of interaction.
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: You know, I don't know Scott. I'm not sure who
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: that is. I do not know this man, never met him.
• 42:49
  Speaker 7: What shows have we not talked about yet?
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: What was everything after the Scott? We got the Scott part.
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: Can you say that all our time? I was really
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: distracted by the scream of Scott.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is just you know, it is like that. Yeah,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: because this is so new for the three of us,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I would rather be involved in this level of interaction.
• 43:08
  Speaker 7: Oh is it?
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: I mean there was also the Golden Bachelorette. If so,
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: it could be like a group date or something where
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: she's like talking about something and wanting to be like, oh,
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: you know, it's it's new for all. Actually, that might
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: have been in the trailer. I might say, maybe the
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: throw at the wall, because they threw Golden Bachelor at
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: the wall. Maybe you threw a Golden Bachelorette at the wall.
• 43:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we threw at the wall.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we threw the bachelorette at the wall. Okay, it's okay.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: She's in a she's in like a suit, she's in a.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Pat Okay, that's good to know. I'm not hurting an
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: elderly person conceptually. No, okay, this isn't Golden Bachelorette, although
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I appreciate the mirror guesses of that. This is from
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: a couple to throttle.
• 43:58
  Speaker 7: Oh is the show is from you write that down?
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: I wrote down threesome.
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: See, I didn't want to assume that it was literally threesome.
• 44:09
  Speaker 8: I thought it was like discussing like an adjacent relationship.
• 44:14
  Speaker 7: You know that they're all.
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: It's probably about something sexual and also get a point
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: because that's what.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, you can have a point for that. It
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: is the The actual reason is the premise of the
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: show is they add thirds to pre existing couples who
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: want to experiment with polyamorous relationships from couple to So
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: this is a third gives her partner a massage while
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: the partner watches, and she uses their safe word to
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: stop the interaction, and their safe word was Scott, which
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: is the name of one of the show's hosts, which
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: was just incredibly awkward for the host.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: That's so beautiful, that's so good.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I'd say that's s so, that's a point.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: That's hilarious.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: Reality TV gives us gem after It's like it goes
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: too fast for us all of the moment.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: Anytime I want anything to stop now, I'm just gonna say.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Scot, that's not going to doesn't have to be.
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: It's six of us.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Good stuff. I mean, for an extra point, you want
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: to guess the name of the sort of person would
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: have to be.
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: The woman because she's the one who is screaming the
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: or was it a home? Could have been a man,
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: a partner. Then I was thinking like forrest.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Or Moss.
• 45:48
  Speaker 8: Very so that was what I was thinking, like an
• 45:51
  Speaker 8: ambiguous partner who had to call the safe word Forest Moss.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: I like it.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: If if it had been that you honor of name,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I would have given you the point for sure. No
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: matter what, Corey, cause the name.
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: Cory like a rock. We can we can fudge our
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: way into this.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Their name was Quarry. Okay, that is the end of
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: round one. Let's ask the onset therapist to calculate the
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: latest scores. I should just chug a white claw and
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: get over myself. Okay, thanks doc. Okay, the scores are
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: slew or on seven points. The real house goats are
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: on six points. It's pretty close.
• 46:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, seems pretty good for that round Yoe for not
• 46:40
  Speaker 8: knowing half of the things we were talking about.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: A generous counter and I will receip that absolutely.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, up next is round two after these commercials,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: and when we're back, we'll play you recaps of what
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: happened prior to the commercials, and before you know it's
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: it's time for more commercials. What a system Round two
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: is called Confessionals. It's the game where our players will
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: take turns sitting in the confession booth sharing thoughts and
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: feelings to the camera directly, but not their thoughts and
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: feelings because in turns, I will DM our players with
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: the name of a reality TV show, a profession, and
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: a reason you're talking to the camera. Then each of
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: our players will have up to forty five seconds to
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: talk directly to their camera and communicate these things without
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: saying any of the words in the message. Then it's
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: up to your teammate to guess what show you're on,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: what your job is, and why you're doing the confessional
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: for up to three points per pass. So, for example,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: if you had MTV Cribs Hollywood actor and insisting a
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: bit too much that you don't have a sex dungeon,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: you'd say something like, oh, hey, I just wanted to
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: welcome people into my house. I'm often on big sets. Well, no,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I wanted to show you where the magic happened, but
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: not where the not where the magic happens, you know,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: and something along those lines. And you can have up
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: to forty five seconds. You don't need to take the
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: full time. If your teammate is like, I've got this,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I know what it is. Okay, do we broadly get
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: this game? Sorry if it's a bit weird, buttely I'm
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: into it.
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: I sucked it up the last time this game happened.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: So we're going to begin with Audra for Taylor. So
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: this is going to be Audra doing her camera confessional
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: for Taylor to guess those three things. Ordre, are you ready? Yes,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: your time starts now.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: I am just having a really rough time on the
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: island right now. I'm just here trying to provide good
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: food for the people in my tribe, and someone from
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: the other one is just coming over into our space.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: That's not how our team treats each other. Where someone's
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: coming over here. Pretty sure it was Veronica. She's coming
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: over here. She's like, how's her grubby little myths on
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: our food? And I just I don't understand how she
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: gets away with this in the real world. Okay, like here,
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: we don't do that type of thing to each other.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: We care about each other in our tribe. I don't
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: know what their problem is over there.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's your time, all right, what do you think
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: of that? Taylor?
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: Okay, I mean amazing, amazing bit.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Thank you. So Survivor is the show, Yes.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Indeed, Survivor. That's a point.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: The confessional is like when there used to be maybe
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: this is current, but when somebody wins a challenge, they
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: get to go steal something from that other tribe's list
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: of stuff.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: So somebody is stealing something.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I need to hail a little more about space scifically,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: what's being stolen?
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: I could have given you more, I was, I was more.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: Is this a specific reality TV moment that we're supposed
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: to be referencing back to?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Just this kind of a little trophy or just the
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: kind of thing that might happen on it.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: I was more. I was more flavor than substance on
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: in my communication.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, so my guess is then going to be that
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: they were stealing a pot to cook the rice in.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: You said rice. I'll take it, yes, stealing rice.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: They're stealing rice.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: There's a point. And then yeah, the profession of Ordra's character.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: She kept referencing our tribe and over here, So I'm
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: gonna say, an anti immigration lobbyist.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: It's a great guess your profession.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: I was just a chef, but I couldn't hit that
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: harder no food. But then that got caught up with
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: the food. So I was like, I get it, they're
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: stealing the food. I could have I could have made
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: them a little more differentiated. But you know, yes, you
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: know what.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: You had it all in there, and that's impressive. I'm sorry,
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: I may pick up on it.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: It's okay. Do they call them tribes on Survivor?
• 51:21
  Speaker 7: Is that a thing?
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I feel like that's I was hoping that that
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: was a clue to it being Survivor. Oh my god.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: As soon as you said island, I was like, okay,
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: either deal or no deal or Survivor. And then I
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: was like, God, I hope it's not Love Island or
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Bachelor in Paradise.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, too many islands, too many islands.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Oh good stuff. Yeah you got two points there for that,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: two out of three. Nicely done. Yeah, moving on over
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: see the real house coats, Jen, I've just sent you
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: a message to you.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Have it?
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: I do.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: I just giggle every time.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, so are you ready?
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: I'm ready?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Good time stuts now.
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: Hey see animals. You know that's how my days started.
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: And in my profession, I care about your mouth.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: I care about your teeth. I care about your.
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: Oral health, you know, and you know, you win some,
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: you lose some. You do your pitch and sometimes they
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: they just don't want you. They don't want.
• 52:28
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: Anyways, I think I had a banger product oral health.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Get in there. What's your biggest thing in your mouth?
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: This guy, what's the biggest mouth?
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: I struggle with games where I'm not supposed to say.
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: Something and I'm very about a taboo or whatever. That
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: game is it you It's so stressful. So I was like,
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: really making I'm not saying.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: You didn't agree.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: He didn't see the words in it, So Ash, what
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: show was Jenn?
• 53:08
  Speaker 7: On Shark Tank.
• 53:11
  Speaker 8: It was.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Marine animals.
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: It's so funny.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: How do you get to Shark Tank?
• 53:20
  Speaker 7: Just go for the pitch?
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Good stuff? And what profession?
• 53:25
  Speaker 7: A dentist?
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: It was indeed a dentist. And why was why was
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Jen the dentist talking to care She had.
• 53:34
  Speaker 8: A failed pitch meeting with the sharks. They didn't like
• 53:38
  Speaker 8: her product, which had to do with this guy.
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: Called the tongue.
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: Yes, I realized I was doing a physical.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: People committed to the patriarch.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was didn't invest in her electronic tongue scraper.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Oh but I heard tongue.
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: So there we go, I said, tongue and cleaner, or
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: I pointed to my tongue. I was like, how else
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: do you describe your tongue in your mouth and your
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: mouth in your mouth, in your mouth.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: The tongue, Oh brilliant. Okay, moving back on over to
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Slew it is now Taylor's turned to give a confessional
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: for Ordra. I am so nervous, Taylor, are you ready already? Okay,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I'll take that as you are kind of as ready
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: as your left for me your time thoughts.
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: Now, Look, I came here today because I know deep
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: inside I am an icon for this country, for this world.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: I am an icon through day. I help the kids,
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: I make sure they're okay. But really, in my heart
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: is a song that should be heard by this nation,
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: many nations, but this nation specifically. And you know what,
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: I don't care whatever that hot British guy says.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: I'm fucking good. You know, with the kids that I.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: Collaborate with on a daily basis say, they say I'm
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: fucking good. And so I don't care what this British
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: loser thinks. He's not a part of our nation where
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: I'm an icon. Yes, we are searching that brain thesaurus.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I love the character, I love the intensity. I love
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: the way you started small and then.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Heightening. Yes, thank you, thank you for the feedback. I
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: think that Taylor was on American Idol.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: It was indeed American Idol.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: I think that she's a nanny or a teacher.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: M close because someone else who might you, Almo, guess
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: someone else you might work with kids.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie. I think this is a British
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: thing because I thought that it was a very umbrella term. Okay,
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: if you say the American equivalent, I don't know what
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: the American equivalent is is what I'm trying to think.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Oh I see, so you only conveyed life. Yeah,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: all right, working with kids. I've got youth worker here,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: like like a child services Yeah, specifically working with teens
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: Oh gotcha, gotcha? Okay me.
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: I was gonna say, you mean legend.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: I just thought, oh, little Matt, he's trying to say
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: I work with kids, and I get And I.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: Think Simon Cowell was particularly rude to you.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Yep, Simon Cowell thinks I can't sing. He's so wrong.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: You know. A fun fact about me is I have
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: been in love with Simon cal for years.
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: I was going to ask because you referred to him
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: as incredibly attractive, and I was like, I got to
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: interrogate that.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: I do not get starstrug. I could interact with many,
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: many celebrities. If I saw Simon gl a little drool
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: might fall out of my mouth.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: I just love that man. It's the true confessional.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Do I actually think he is like physically attractive? I
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: don't know, but but the way that he criticizes makes
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: me say, yes, I want more.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's the good we're learning a lot about Taylor,
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: and I think too much.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Derek about that. I guess I don't know now soon.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Now I know why Derek always was those tight white tops. Okay,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: are you ready to give your confession?
• 58:00
  Speaker 10: Yes?
• 58:01
  Speaker 7: I just got real nervous about it though, So you
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: got it.
• 58:04
  Speaker 8: It's me, It's me, Yeah, okay, you ready, Ash, Yeah,
• 58:07
  Speaker 8: I'm just gonna find my light really quick.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yes, Oh incredible, Oh my god, I.
• 58:12
  Speaker 7: Thank you, thank you.
• 58:13
  Speaker 8: Just got to find my angle, you know, because if
• 58:16
  Speaker 8: I am going to be the next face of the
• 58:19
  Speaker 8: makeup company, then I I'm just gonna have to keep
• 58:23
  Speaker 8: my angles sharp and my eyes smised. Anyway, So I've
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: been practicing, you know, while I'm working in the air,
• 58:36
  Speaker 8: you know, serving the people that I have to serve.
• 58:40
  Speaker 8: But you can't believe. You just can't believe. We're headed
• 58:45
  Speaker 8: to the ocean and I didn't even bring the right outfit.
• 58:52
  Speaker 8: I forgot the one thing you need to get in
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: the water. Okay, it's fine. I think I'll be able
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: to pull through it if I keep just keep my
• 58:59
  Speaker 8: head up and find my angles.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Beautifully done, you found those angles, Thank you, Thank you. Okay, Jen,
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: what what do you think.
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: What show is as America's Next Top Model? It is.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Indeed, America's next up model is me.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: Deep Me and Ashlore.
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: When we lived together, we would just sit on Saturday
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: mornings and watch America's Next Top Model together all the time,
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: effect cuddled under a blanket together in the air.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: But you're not you're not driving the plane. You're stewarding
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: your stewardess.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Quite attention, Yes, definitely, yeah.
• 59:35
  Speaker 6: Whatever we're calling it.
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: And then.
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: We are going on we're going to the ocean. I'm
• 59:43
  Speaker 6: assuming like we're going to a photo shoot and we
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: don't have what we need. We're going on a go
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: seet and we don't have what we need. We're not
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: going to a challenge. And you forgot your bathing suit.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Some there we go of that definitely.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: It's it's beach week and she forgot her bikini. Classic,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: classic multi problem.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 8: It really does happen to them somehow, because you're supposed
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 8: to just carry that around.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: We're supposed to always have a tight white tank top
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: hair tie.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, fantastically done. Everyone did amazing in that round.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Those are some incredible confession.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 6: Straight to cam and we're yeah, ready, you should have
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 6: I've had to keep catching them doing a state to
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: cam and the hallway bathroom on the Girls Trip, I
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: was like, girls, we can't all be.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: Doing that a confessional now, we should have done that.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: We should have I was just going to say, next Girl's,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: next Girl's Trip, we should set up like a go
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: pro in a room if we ever go in and
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: do confession.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: That's so funny.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: We have to do that.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, next Girls Trip, make it a ride off for
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: date leapers.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's challenge. Actually, okay, that is the end of
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: the round. Let's see if we can forage for the
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: latest scores. Oh, chicken of the words. Oh it's all
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: tied up. Both teams are on twelve points.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: Wo ah wow.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Okay. Round three next after these ads where a c
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: list Kardashian cousin sells you a subscription box you don't need.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Round three is our version of a classic reality show game,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: and it's called Scavenger. Will I will censor that, by
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: the way, that will be censored.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: I have to tell you that that got That got Chris.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: I said, I have to tell you what Matt, and
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: I said it and he like almost at the spectake, so.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Excellent. That's my only goal. So they're always doing scavenger
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: hunts on reality TV, so I thought in this game,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: I will ask both teams a trivia question with a
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: one word answer and without saying the answer allowed. One
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: person from that team must go on a scavenger hunt
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: around their house to find an item most associated with
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: that word. While you're off hunting, I'll discuss what the
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: actual answer could be with your remaining teammates, and when
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: you're back, you must justify why you brought back the
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: item you did, and you get a point if your
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: item is related to the correct answer, and I'll hand
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: out a bonus point per question to the team who
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: chose the best item, and maybe also some bonus points
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: for managing to bullshit and obviously incorrect it. So I
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: guess first and foremost, would each team like to nominate
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: who is going to go scavenge for this first question?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: I'm excited to move. I want to go scavenge.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: Go for it?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Nice also. Okay, so we're going to start with Taylor
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: and Ash. No discussing the answers. Just think what the
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: answer might be in your head. Probably gonna be pretty obvious,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: given we've discussed this already in the Bachelor franchise's latest
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: spinoff series, what word is used in the show title
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: to denote the age of the contestants?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: Wait, so do we go at the same time?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: You both go look for a n item.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 7: I was like, I think I'm supposed to move.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's just Taylor had something within arms feet.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: I don't know what's happening. Okay, I'll be back.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, we'll see this. How Taylor already has righte I
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: think we can discuss what we think the answer is.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: The Golden Ticket, Golden Bachelor, It's golden something goal. That's
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: just such an interesting form point. Let's just talk about that.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: Given the show doesn't have a very high success rate,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 6: and we're already seeing the same success rate in the
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: Golden series, I'm pretty sure the Bachelor broke up with
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: his chosen person.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: Three months later. Of course, it's wild.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I feel like The Bachelor's should have a higher
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: success rate because it basically puts you in a dating
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: pool of like similar age.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: And best success rate.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 6: Bachelor in Paradise, you put people on an island and
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 6: let them actually hang out and then make them do
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: format points of forming drama they actually there's a higher
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: success rate. Put me out of Paris.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: It's just like too much pressure on one person to
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: carry the show. But when it's spread amongst everybody, you
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: can be a human. Yeah, and fall in love as
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: a human.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, welcome back to Scavenges. Taylor will start with you
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: because you seem to grab your eye. I'm pretty fast.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: What did you think the answer to this question was?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: You know, I was really excited to get up and move,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: but there was a really clear answer and it was
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: sitting right in front of me. And as it always is,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: as it always is, we have the Golden Bachelor, as
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: we all know, and so I've got an extra point.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: Here's what I'm looking for. I'm looking for that bonus point.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: I do have a golden frame, and that is sufficient
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: to answer it's quest.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Shit, that's that's Golden's that's going to be a point.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: You know what's the real gold in life? Stop familial love.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: For the listener, I am holding a picture frame with
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: a photo of me and my daughter, who is Angel Angel.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: She is beyond this world.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: So if Matt does not give me a bonus point,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: he is taking a bonus point from that beautiful two
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: year old.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 8: But I also want to say that if you give
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: her a bonus point for having a kid, it feels
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 8: like you're punishing me for not having a kid.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: A tight rope the reality.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: I'll just pull it up here and then I'll let
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: you make the decision.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: Matt.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, it needs to Rebuttal, I'll at least be
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: fair and offer ash her item. What did you bring?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 8: Oh, because it was golden Bachelor, I brought a golden chicken.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Obviously you've got the point. For golden you knew the
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: answer was golden. Oh, now okay. For familiar love, the
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: love between a mother and daughter.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 7: I just want to say that it is. It's a
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 7: book end, so you know it's it's weighted. It's here
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 7: to like represent like, you.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 8: Know, just holding you up in life you're feeling a
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 8: little heavy or a little you know, you're falling down.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say you're not the one who has to
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: do the convincing here. That's a hilarious chicken.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: You already have the golden chicken. The moment you had it,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: I lost it. I was like, my two year old
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: just lost the game. And now she's pitching it like.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: It out.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna it's on theme with the chicken. I'm going
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: to chicken out here and give you both a bonus
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: point because I think they're both great.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: Feminism.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: I love it, love it bullied him into.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: The Kay, That's what it's all about.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, are you ready for the question? Gonna switch skeleng Yes, yes, Okay,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: here is your question. In shows like Alone and Outlast,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: what it's frequently referred to as the most dangerous animal
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: that contestants could encounter.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: A man in the woods.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 7: Literally was going to say the same thing. I was,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 7: like another contestant.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: The woods. So what do we what do we think
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: the answer is to this?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen either of these, but I would assume
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: a bear.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: That's that's what I've got written down here.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 8: Moose, because honestly, a moose would be a terrifying thing
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 8: to see when you're alone in the woods.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I'm fucked up against the moose or yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: those antlers of mine.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: It's it's a fantastic choice. We'll just wait for Ultra
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: to get back.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: I like to imagine her just right now in your
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: guys' family room, turning in circles, being.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 7: Like, okay, here it is okay.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Welcome back, scavengers, Jen, you you got back first. Would
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: you like to share your item that you've scavenged?
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so the worst thing for someone to find and
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: this very affectionately named Bear for most of his life.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Also like white guy, you know, like.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: The wood, white man like you.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: You don't want to come across either.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: No bonus point for bringing.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: To It's literally the thing we discussed.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: It's me. I'm the one to murder you in the woods,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: either in Bear or White I form perform.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Oh that's fantastic. I mean, obviously the point for the
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: correct answer that absolutely it was.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: There was no other there's no other answer in my
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: house than to go run to Chris in the bathroom
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: going please hurry up.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: It's fine. I cut it off mid stream. I'm all good,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: I'll survive.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: Really, he's gonna go take Marabell and get out of here.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 6: But that is who I brought.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that that is fantastic, Jen, And I'm trying to
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: buy time for dra as she furiously looks for and
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: what item you brought?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: I brought this poke a ball.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: You cannot see it, but inside there is an urserrag
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: it's number two seventeen, and it's definitely in here.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: It's a bear.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to give you a point for
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: the correct answer because you understood that it was bear.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Is that why you were shouting to seventeen earlier?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's because I genuinely was spiraling in a crisis
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: that I was going insane because we have so many
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: fucking Pokemon binders and they're all organized differently, and there's
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: one that is supposed to be from like starting it
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: the first one, just going through and I kept going
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: through the pages, going through the pages, and none of
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: them had two seventeen.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there wasn't just Uldra having a mental breakdown.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 10: No, that's going to be after the fucking at the
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 10: So the bonus point is going to go to Jen
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 10: for yeah, her bear incredible for the real house goats.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: There we go. Do you want to go scavenging?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: Eah?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Do you want to uh run a scavenging? Okay, we
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: are going to swap scavengers again.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: Yes, because I didn't get to move the first time.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, we'll try and get you to do for
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: this one. Yes, Okay, here it is. I have to
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: love the great British Bakeoff or the King will hang
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: me for treason? But what is the surname of the
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: host who offers handshakes?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 7: Nice?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: I love the.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: Edition of the food That's why I liked the goat.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: I will vamp for you if you want to use
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 6: any of this content. I appreciate it for the goat
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: that they added someone from a Food Network reality TV
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 6: show because as someone who grew up on HGTV and
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: Food Network competition shows.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: That were all just reality TV shows.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 6: Yes, and also Bakeoff, obviously, I appreciated the foray into
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 6: the Food Network that they gave.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Scavengers, welcome back, Ash returned. First, what items
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: did you bring?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 8: So, because Paul Hollywood is such a star, I thought
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 8: Hollywood Dollywood.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 7: Would Dolly done.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: I like the connection Hollywood to Dollywood right in my spirit.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: You know there's bunting all over that tent.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, that is really great.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: I love that so much. I'm not in your household.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 8: Oh it's usually hanging up, but right now it we
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 8: move some stuff around, so we have to find a
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 8: new spot for her, is what I'm saying.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 7: Because my cats were chewing on it happened to Dolly.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Okay and Taylor, what did you bring?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: Tacking on to earlier the plugging of pulleying of the
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: heart strings. As you all know, I live in Los Angeles.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: I live close to Hollywood, and here, right here, I
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: have a box of my dog's ashes because she died
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: in Hollywood.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 7: Why would you bring Bella into this?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: I saw that box and I said, those are ashes
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 6: like in my head. I was like, that is what
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: the box looks like. That remisses it like.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 10: This I had.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: I had a California book that has like a whole
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: Hollywood page. And she was like, here, use Juni's kids book.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: And I said, or Bella died in Hollywood.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: Used Bella. And he was like, use Bella.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 6: So in the first round she's Judy, and then the
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 6: second round she used Bella.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: I know how here it's get ahead through the heart strings.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: Make something. If you can make them feel something, you're
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: in it. You'll never lose.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Let me just check in with how my heart strings
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: are feeling.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: Okay tugged upon to add, if I need to, I
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: have a Paul, if you will.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: I was leaning both towards your right a mesh for
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: the for the Hollywood Dollywood connection. Well, at the same time, Taylor,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm obviously sorry for your loss just because of
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: the location of the death. I don't know I was connected.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: If if his name was Paul dead Dog, then absolutely.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: Don't say that.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 8: Sorry.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: Oh god, he's gonna hear you right there. Here's the thing.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: Here's the thing, and I think we can draw a
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: parallel here to reality TV. There are different methods to
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: playing games, and what you might call mine is dirty.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: And what mean from you is that you don't like
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: the dirty tricks.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: You clearly don't know me very well.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: I am surprised.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Oh no, that was that was fantastic. I totally see
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: how it was related. But because I did the points
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: to both of you last time, I'm saying just point
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: a point for Ash at that time. But very that's
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: good gate Leapers. You did very good gate Leapers. Okay,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: let's have one final question and one final scavenger hunt
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: for Jen and order to go find some items. Here
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: is your final question on Rupol's drag race. What kind
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: of drop is regularly performed while contestants are lip syncing
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: for their lives?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 6: Okay, I need to travel in my home.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: So that's my take a little.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't do anything good.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know the answer to this.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 7: Is it death drop?
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're looking for death which actually that last one
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: tailor that was, But I.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Would have known, I would have tried to do the
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: splits for good.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: That would have been content.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: Definitely got some items there.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 7: Oh she got a stack again.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: I know what I'm doing with these though.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, scavengers just running around your reality TV mentioned.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, totally worhouse my fellow.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Aldrey, you made it back first? What I
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: am of you? Scavenged?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: I have two books that are about death. In the
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: Secret Diary of Laura Palmer, it's from Twin Peaks. She
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: died and they are investigating her death. And I also
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: have the Deathly Hallows is also about fantastic. Would you
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: suggest both reads?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: This is a lot. Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: I'm not reading that. It's traumatic as fuck. I'm gonna
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: be real.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: The shows Twin Peaks, like the original in the Return,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: absolutely recommend, even like the ancillary books of like investigation
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: stuff recommend.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: I also think it's fucked up that that's written by
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: his daughter as well. But that's just the side. But
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: this isn't the Twin Peaks episode. Tune in the January.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 7: Yes, I love it. Wait so I have to watch
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 7: it all before then?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the homework. Those are some
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: death books I love there. There are some death books. Well, Jen,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: what did you scavenge?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 6: I had to honorable mention because I mentioned him, but
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 6: this is remiss who passed away just But the real
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 6: thing I scavenge was the death card, which is also
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 6: a bad omen.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: I had a neck behind me, but.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 6: Also rings in the end of a cycle. So we're
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 6: almost to December, we're opening winter. The seasons are in
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 6: death right now are about to be and so you
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 6: can't see it because it's holographic, but it is the
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 6: death part.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's a great death as well.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 6: Thumb through my deck is shuffled, so I was like,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 6: trying to find.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: Bring me death. Your hands are shaking.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 7: Might want to cleanse after this.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: Shuffle and cleanse at my deck? Very reasonable.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Oh that's so good. These are both really good. That
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: both death death drop was the answer death well death
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: to fill in the blank, I think, just to make
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: things interesting. Keep the skulls pretty balanced. And because old
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: your boat brought two items instead of ones.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: In a reference to an upcoming episode, Brock to us,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: if you haven't scrushed wants play get it?
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I really like, not heartstrings promotion.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I should have known it all along. That's what
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: Matt's about.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: I'm so good at promotion. Okay, that is the end
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: of round three. Let's cut to a heartwarming scene with
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: everyone's friends and families while I calculate the latest scores.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: And those scores are secret lives of evangelical of exvangelical wives.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, not evangelical X. That's a different shows.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: You are on eighteen points wooooooo, but the real house
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: goats are on nineteen points.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 6: Survivor.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: I'm a fighter. I can overcome this with Yes, We've
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: got this.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: Okay. Before we get to the quick fire around, let's
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: talk prizes. This episode's star prize is the concept of reality,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: which is often too much to handle, so we escape
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: into fake things like reality TV. But our winning team
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: will also receive Taylor's dogs ashes.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: We will bring it home for you.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Up next is our crucial elimination round. That's right, not
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: quick fire elimination. Can mom talks survive this? Find out
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: when we return. Okay, So for this episode, our final
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: round will not be quick fire. If anything, it will
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: be slow fire. You've made your alliances, but how strong
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: do you think they are? You've played as a team.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: But in the reality TV episode, we can only have
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: one winner in this game. We're going to have a
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: series of vote offs where everyone will write down the
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: name of the player they would like to eliminate.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: They're so lucky, we're best friends.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: And after each round, the player with the most votes
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: will be eliminated, and if there's a tie, I'll cast
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: the deciding vote based on the wins.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 6: We're voting to eliminate survivor the vote style not voting
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 6: to keep.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Us, Yes, voting to eliminate the name of the person
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: you want to send home. However, you don't score points
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: for any of that stuff. You score points for how
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: dramatic your elimination speech is. Okay, and I will add
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: those points to your original team total, so we can
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: actually have an individual winner and a team winner at
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: the end of the game. So hopefully lots of winners. Yay.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: If you are eliminated First, I would like you to
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: do it in the style of someone who gets eliminated
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: first from a reality TV show. If you are eliminated, second,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: I would like you to do it in the style
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: of someone who feel as though they've been betrayed and
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: ganged up on. If you are eliminated, third, it will
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: be in the style of a runner up on a
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: reality TV show. And if you win, if you're the
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: last contestant standing, in the style of someone who was won. Okay,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: let's begin with our first vote off. If all of
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: our players could write down the name of the person
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: they would like to eliminate.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 6: Oh, so, like, no prompt, just eliminating.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: Just eliminating, and you can't vote for yourself.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: Well, you can write down the name of any player,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: That's all.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: And the criteria for selection is oh the criteria for
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: points is how dramatic your speech is.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're just voting someone off right now.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, does everyone have a name written down for who
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: they would like to eliminate? Yes, okay, Odra, We'll start
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: with you. Who are you eliminating and why?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: First and foremost, this is a media property, So I
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: voted for the person who I think would do the best.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: I got voted out first speech, and I think that
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: is apt you do the best. I got voted out first.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: How dare okay? We have one vote for Ash?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: Ash?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: Who did you vote for?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 8: It's truly funny that Adra thought I would do a
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 8: better I got voted off for a speech.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: I just voted for Oldra. That's a one vote piece
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: for Ash and Oldra. Taylor, who have you voted off?
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: Look?
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: This hurts me to do. It hurts me deeply. And
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: if I could put my name down, I would, but
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: I can't. And we came into this game together and
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: we're going to have to leave this boy apart.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Taylor has betrayed the Slew alliance and
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: has voted for Audra.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 7: I mean so mad?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: And Jen, who did you vote for?
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 5: IM?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: So sorry?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 6: You're just always here? And frankly, the host is your
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 6: husband's so I think there's so Hebritism.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: God, this is take it away. This is ridiculous.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: I think honestly, I just came into this game with
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: too much confidence and too much capabilities. I should have
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: shielded the skill and knowledge that I had in this space.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: And then everyone wouldn't have been so threatened by me,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: and then they wouldn't have voted me off first. Honestly,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: that that is on me, but it's also even more
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: so on that.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Excellent stuff. Just the absolute energy of the person's has
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: been who's got who's gone first? And you were kind
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: of betrayed a little bit.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 7: So I loved it.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 5: It was so fun.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna throw a good few points on
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: your team score there.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, we only have three players remaining and that can
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: be only one winner, So Ash, Taylor, Jen, can you
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: please write down another name? We need to eliminate another player. Okay,
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: do you all have a name written down? Yeah?
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: I already wrote it down. I have to stick with it.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: I'm curious. Let's start with you, Taylor, who are you
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: voting to eliminate?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: Everybody knows you want to take somebody to the end
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: that you think you can be. And I don't think
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: I can beat this person in the end.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's the reality that the ultimate.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: Absolutely And Jen did who did you vote for?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 6: However she chooses to vote, Ash will be my writer
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 6: die from day one.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: So we gotta get out the rest.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 6: Of the competition.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's a vote for.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 7: Right, let's get it.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: It's a complement. Okay, here's the thing.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: I think I heard Ash writing Taylor down, and I
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: think I see the writing on the wall here.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 7: Well, see, I chose this person.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 8: I chose to vote this person, you know, out of
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 8: the game because I just really didn't think they had
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 8: it in them, you know, to make it to the end.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, that is a vote a piece for
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: all of the players.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 9: Because Ash wrote her own name another blind side. I
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 9: betrayed myself, queen the twists.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: That turns the drama, and it's the deciding vote. I
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: think I'm going to honor that drama and say, Ash,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: you are the person who is eliminated from this competition.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: Can you now give a leaving speech as though you've
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: been betrayed, which you have by yourself.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 8: You know, I came in here with the person I
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 8: thought I trusted most. You know what, it's always the
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 8: ones you trust most that you just tray. You in
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 8: the end.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 7: Come out.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: Beautiful. I'm tearing up.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, so many points, so many points. Someone get this
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: contestant of therapist.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: Asking them more questions.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, look we're having fun. This is this is
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: a lot of fun, but we're here for the wrong reasons,
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: the wrong reasons, and we still have two contestants.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 6: Left, so that it always was meant to come down to.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course it was gonna end Waywouses.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: It is Taylor versus Jen. Would you like to each
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: write down the name of someone you would like to eliminate?
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: Remembering that at this point it falls apart if it
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: was a real competition, because you would just vote for
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: each other and it would be a tie, and that's it.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: There there is an element. There is an element in
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: this of which of the prompts would you prefer? Which
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: of the you would do better? Is an element of strategy.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: Thank you for saving the game.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: Yes, there's there's another level.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: There's another angle here. Okay, I think some names being
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: written down? Jen, would you like to reveal who you
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: would like to eliminate?
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 6: Eliminating you? Matt, I want your job.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: I think my reality TV trajectory is post.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 7: So I'm limiting you, all right, that's true.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Fair enough, Taylor Cannice.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: Remember who the real enemy is?
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: Right, Well, I guess I'm eliminated.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: Welcome to gate Leapers. It's my show.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: This was all we needed for Andre to take over game.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: They never betrayed me.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 7: It was all.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: We had to get you out so I can get
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: him out.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 7: Yes, yes, very completed plan.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: For the first time ever a female alliance works.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: Oh god, that's fantastic. So obviously I'm eliminated. And for
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: the sake of the reality show format, both won. You
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: both win the individual competition, you've won as a collective.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: You started out on different alliances and then you came
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: together become the real enemy.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: The only way I'd ever.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: But for the sake of scoring some points for your team,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: would one of you like to give the runner up
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: speech and one if you like to give the victory speech.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 6: I would happily give the runner up speech. Okay, way
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 6: to your seed, Taylor. I know that I can go
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 6: out having played a really good game, and you know,
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 6: in a world where I can end this game usurping
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 6: the leader, the host, you know, take that goddamn ornate
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 6: jacket off his.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: Shoulders and say this is our show.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 6: That's my win, Okay, and I'm going to take that.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 6: I'm going to run with that, and this is going
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 6: to teach me lessons and when I ten years down
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 6: the line, when I think about this experience, I'm gonna
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 6: think about the girls. I'm going to think about the
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 6: relationships I made and the good times along.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: The way, and you know what, fuck yah to Taylor.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: I love her.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 6: You go, we're gonna go get brunch later and we're
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 6: it's gonna be great. But you know what, this is
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 6: about the lessons and taking down the man, and that's
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 6: what we did today.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: And I can go home happy saying that perfect exactly.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: I love how you took on the tone of the
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: runner up is always like this has been a journey
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: and I've learned so much from it. Absolutely so Yeah.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: I love the foights there that is. That is spot on.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: And Taylor, can you give the victory speech the winner
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: of the reality show? How do you feel?
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  Speaker 2: I just didn't think it could be me. I just
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  Speaker 2: didn't think I could be.
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  Speaker 4: And now I get a take this one hundred thousand
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  Speaker 4: dollars before taps.
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  Speaker 8: And I.
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  Speaker 2: And I get to buy my daughter some shoes. I
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  Speaker 2: love America. That's perfect.
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  Speaker 7: All the points, Taylor.
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  Speaker 2: The only thing that was missing is calling your family
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  Speaker 2: on the phone.
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  Speaker 7: Ground.
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  Speaker 1: Just to clarify, there's no one hundred thousand.
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  Speaker 2: Dollars badly needed to buy my kids. They cost fifty
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  Speaker 2: thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Oh incredible, that's the buzzer. I just thought to say
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  Speaker 1: that because I always say that. Okay, before we get
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  Speaker 1: to the final scores, i'd like to thank our players.
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  Speaker 1: You've been real, you've been fun, You've been really funny.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. This was my face hurts.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, guys, before we.
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  Speaker 1: Get the final scores. Jen, you make excellent fiber arts
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  Speaker 1: and people can check that out on your instag Where
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  Speaker 1: can they follow you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can follow me.
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  Speaker 6: At half a double docent on Instagram if you're watching
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  Speaker 6: on Patreon right now. Yes, I did make the time
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  Speaker 6: talk I'm wearing and yeah, there might be a sweater
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  Speaker 6: on there soon worn by ass Michael was Christmas nice.
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  Speaker 1: Excellence and Audra, you have a stand up show coming
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  Speaker 1: on the twenty first of December that if just get
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  Speaker 1: any one. We've got a handful of listeners in Colorado.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, so if you're in Colorado Springs, check out the
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  Speaker 3: Peak Improv Theater for the stand up showcase, but also
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 3: all of their other shows. There's things like D and
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: D Show, Laughter and Legends. There's improvised musicals, general improv shows.
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  Speaker 3: You can check them out for classes as well, stand
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  Speaker 3: up improv, all kinds of stuff. If you're not in
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: the Springs area, follow them on Instagram if you feel
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: so inclined. I'm not actually for affiliated with the Peak Improvigator.
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  Speaker 3: Any of the things that I did on this episode.
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  Speaker 3: Please do not take it out on them. I just
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  Speaker 3: take classes.
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  Speaker 1: I mean the main thing. December twenty first you doing
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  Speaker 1: stand up and if you're in Colorado Springs come check
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  Speaker 1: it out. Yeah, which just very funny. You know that
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  Speaker 1: you've heard this.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: And ash Where can people find you online? On Insta?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I have an Instagram that sometimes I post about
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 8: what I'm doing with my life and maybe I will
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  Speaker 8: do some of my art type things because I need
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 8: to be more creative.
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  Speaker 7: But it's it's gonna be Ashley.
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  Speaker 8: With three e's and Marie spelled m A r E
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  Speaker 8: E E also, so that's a s h L e
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  Speaker 8: e E m A r.
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  Speaker 1: E E nice, all the all the e'se. I'll put
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: a link in the show notes for where you can
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: follow everyone and check out their stuff. Do so because
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: they've been absolutely hilarious this episode and a huge quick
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  Speaker 1: thank you to Ash herself and Adam. I guess, just
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: In dodd Berg, Aaron Randolph, Derek I suppose, but definitely
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: Taylor continued support at the highest tier over at Patreon
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: dot com Forward slash Gate Sleepers. You are our executive producers,
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: so make it works.
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  Speaker 7: Stop.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 8: If we ever want to do like flashback game shows,
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 8: project is my shit.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, look, I'd love to make this reality TV thing
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: an annual tradition. We can just make it broadly whatever
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: reality shows you guys want to pick. We can just
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: throw it all as a Schmuker's board.
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  Speaker 6: And round two is you have to sew it down,
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  Speaker 6: make it.
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  Speaker 7: Practicing this.
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  Speaker 4: Work.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's get to those final scores, and I can't
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  Speaker 1: think of I can't think of a score that's more perfect,
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: especially as you stood up against the man, which is me.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: I don't even feel like I'm worthy of wearing this
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: jacket anymore. I've been defeated. The final scores. There we go,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just got it now. The final scores are twenty
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  Speaker 1: five points apiece. Both both teams got twenty five points.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody wins.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 2: Incredible, complete. This is feminism, This is the new Age.
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  Speaker 6: And man because he has to finalize another.
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  Speaker 2: Show on a tie.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the second episode I've been on it
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 4: and the second tie. It's it's my curser, Taylor.
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  Speaker 6: I tied on Taylor Swift.
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  Speaker 1: Dang, it's gotta be something about Taylor Taylor tie.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm too competitive for that.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be gaate leapers. Thank you so much for listening.
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  Speaker 1: Subscribe to this feed for more geeky game shows. We've
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: got game shows about the Bachelor, Survivor and loads of
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: stuff that isn't reality TV. Let us know what you
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: thought of this episode. As I said, I'd love for
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: this to be an annual tradition. This group of people
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: is hilarious and yeah, this is a great, great time.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: Please share this episode with a friend, a reality TV fanatic,
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: or Chris Harrison. He doesn't have a lot going on
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: these days. He We'll be back next time when we'll
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: be bringing you a festive treat. But until then, I
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: leave you with this quote from the late Bob Saget.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like the negativity of reality TV. The you're
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: no good so you have to leave. I choose you,
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: but I thought you really loved me. It's all about
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: how bad people are and I just hate that. But
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: I love Pimp my Ride. That's just people helping each
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  Speaker 1: other and that's beautiful. Goodbye you,