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STIMULATED: THING GUYS LOVE BUT WON'T ADMIT · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Oddie.
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  Speaker 2: I want to say a situation you want to you,
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  Speaker 2: and I want you to tell me how you would feel.
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  Speaker 2: You're driving, You've hit traffic. You've been in this traffic
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  Speaker 2: for ten minutes. Okay, you're playing your tunes, but you
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  Speaker 2: hear a siren. It just so happens that this siren
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  Speaker 2: is not from the song. You turn around, you see
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  Speaker 2: the lights, you can't go anywhere, no one's moving. You're
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  Speaker 2: trying to get out of the way that the police
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  Speaker 2: car is right behind you.
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  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend calls.
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  Speaker 2: You, and your answer she says, Hey, Pooky, how do
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  Speaker 2: you feel.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm about to crash.
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  Speaker 2: So I feel like, oh, mate, that exact thing happened
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  Speaker 2: to me the other day, except Beth was in the car,
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  Speaker 2: Hey Pooky, and.
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  Speaker 1: We were thinking. I was like, where do I go?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, in front of me, wouldn't move. It's so intense
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  Speaker 3: when you hear actual sirens. You're like, I always try
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  Speaker 3: and plan ahead. Yeah, even if it's fake, if it's
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  Speaker 3: in the song, I'm like, oh, I know where I'm going.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, that's so stress. Yesterday I was driving
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  Speaker 3: home and I was just on like there was no traffic.
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  Speaker 3: I was just driving on like a seventy road, seventy
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  Speaker 3: kilometers an hour, and I there was a police car lying,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, I'll just pull over.
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  Speaker 2: And I always freak out that they're gonna pull over
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  Speaker 2: behind me, but I just went straight past me.
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  Speaker 1: It was obviously somewhere else. I always do.
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  Speaker 3: I say to my girlfriend whenever I drive past the
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  Speaker 3: police car at cool.
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  Speaker 1: Cool, they know I'm up to suthing.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what are we starting with todayie?
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  Speaker 3: We are starting with i G question of the week. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: things girls wear regularly they can't be comfortable from girls?
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  Speaker 2: From girls?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, would you like me to go first or would
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  Speaker 2: you like to go first? I have two honorable mentions start,
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  Speaker 2: then I'll do quick. Okay, things girls wear that aren't
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  Speaker 2: comfortable from girls?
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  Speaker 1: G strings? We knew that, Yeah, we knew that. You're
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  Speaker 1: all we put two and two. Yeah, you ask your girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't it annoying having that up your mom? No, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: You would love it if you did it all the time.
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  Speaker 1: From Okay? Does it's not like poo? We've had this
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  Speaker 1: debate and they said no.
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  Speaker 2: Next, Honora will mention because these two are the most popular.
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  Speaker 2: Is bras.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously we know that.
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  Speaker 2: We know that the best feeling in the world, better
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  Speaker 2: than sex, better than any orgasm if you've ever had one.
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  Speaker 2: Because a lot of guys don't know how to do
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  Speaker 2: it is get home after a long day and take
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  Speaker 2: your bra off.
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  Speaker 1: But what we wanted was a little bit outside the box.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, one of the niches.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm going to start because I'm niche. But man,
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  Speaker 3: is this relatable? Oh okay, I think for the girls anyway, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 3: things girls were regularly they can't be comfortable from girls. Anxiety.
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  Speaker 3: Oh facts, whoa outside the box? That girl was a thinker,
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  Speaker 3: that is outside the box. I was like, man, I
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  Speaker 3: read that.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I feel bad though. Yeah, I'm sorry, Sorry,
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  Speaker 2: you have to go through that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I know, anxiety is just rough.
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  Speaker 2: It is rough things girls where regularly they cannot be
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  Speaker 2: comfortable from girls.
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  Speaker 1: And ugly man, but that's by choice, is it?
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  Speaker 3: That's yeah, fair unless he got ugly and he was
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  Speaker 3: hot at the start, if you Yeah, that's what I'm
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  Speaker 3: praying for.
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  Speaker 1: Jake's down for Jake's down for.
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  Speaker 2: The hairlines going behind men are the ones that will
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  Speaker 2: let it get away from them.
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  Speaker 1: Life gets to them. What gets in the way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm busy figure it out. Beers taste good things
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  Speaker 3: girls where regularly they can't be comfortable from girls. The
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  Speaker 3: pants in the relationship.
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  Speaker 1: I have that one as well. How did we get
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  Speaker 1: the same one?
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  Speaker 3: There was so many responses. That was the best response.
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  Speaker 3: That is I think that is so funny. I feel
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  Speaker 3: like that would be comfortable. Oh sometimes yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, why are they saying that's uncomfort Maybe the responsibility
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  Speaker 2: gets to them.
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  Speaker 1: I'll wear the pants in the relationship. No, you won't.
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  Speaker 1: I will know you get them to me, and I'll
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  Speaker 1: aware of them. You can't give them to you need
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  Speaker 1: permission from me, exactly. I'm not talking about you girl,
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  Speaker 1: the girl.
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  Speaker 2: I would happily wear them if you're If you're not
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  Speaker 2: comfortable with the pants, i'll wear them.
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  Speaker 3: If you need to ask to wear the pants, then
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  Speaker 3: you don't have the capabilities to wear.
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  Speaker 1: Well, then don't fucking complain about it, because I'm happy
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  Speaker 1: over here not wearing the pants. Okay, yeah, because you
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  Speaker 1: don't know how to wear it. Yeah, you are how
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  Speaker 1: to wear the pants if you would give me the pants.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're complaining about the pants, give me the pants.
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  Speaker 1: But if you don't want to give me the pants
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  Speaker 1: and do not complain, you're walking around like Winnie the pool,
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  Speaker 1: which is the shirt? And I'm happy? Who's the one complaining?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm uncomfortable? Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Things girls wear regularly can't be comfortable from girls. Literally,
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  Speaker 2: all jeans. Who the fucking invented jeans? They move against you.
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  Speaker 2: Very uncomfortable, and girls are more often wearing skinny jeans
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  Speaker 2: than guys. I can't see how they're comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I saw a lot of jean shorts and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: fair jeans just like aren't made.
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  Speaker 1: They just made like to look aesthetic.
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  Speaker 2: Remember when we did the we did it once and
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  Speaker 2: we chose biker shorts. Yeah, we got validation. I saw
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  Speaker 2: biker shorts in there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Good to know that we're on the same way exactly. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: this one's actually quite serious, but very uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: Girls were regularly. They can't be comfortable from girls. Social expectations. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: fair can't be comfortable.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go off with another serious one. Things goes where
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  Speaker 2: regularly that can't be comfortable, The never ending weight of
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  Speaker 2: a misogynistic society.
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit, yeah, fuck, that was a little left turn.
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  Speaker 1: That's very serious. Heavy. Yeah, that's heavy. Sorry, that's so uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Things girls were regularly they can't be comfortab it's hard
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  Speaker 3: to laugh now from girls.
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  Speaker 1: Shoulder bags. Oh fuck, you know it's because you've got
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  Speaker 1: your whole life in there.
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  Speaker 3: And I was thinking, like, girls can't be wearing backpacks,
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  Speaker 3: have shoulder bags with so much of their food, their
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  Speaker 3: drink bottle, their laptop, they jumper.
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  Speaker 1: Guys can't wear backpacks. Girls can't wear Okay, I don't
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  Speaker 1: care how good I want you to struggle. Yeah, put that.
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  Speaker 2: I want that indentation on your shoulder so we don't
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  Speaker 2: get the air. If I have to just put everything
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  Speaker 2: in my pockets, you have to.
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  Speaker 1: Wear a shoulder bag.
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  Speaker 2: Things girls wear regularly that cannot be comfortable from girls
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  Speaker 2: a smile on their face while having something man'splained to them.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, it's like you just want to my last one.
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  Speaker 3: And this is like the third time we've done this,
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  Speaker 3: And might I say, how did we not think of
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  Speaker 3: this one?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Things girls were regularly that can't be comfortable. Tampons.
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  Speaker 2: I think the reason is because I did. I couldn't
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  Speaker 2: say that hearing it from girls, facts. I could not
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  Speaker 2: agree more. I've never worn one, but just like the
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  Speaker 2: thought of it, I understand. Yeah, not really, but I sympathize, Yeah, sympathize.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how we didn't think.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right, the reason I definitely I feel like I've
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  Speaker 2: thought of that, but like I can't. Yeah, it's like
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  Speaker 2: because it's from girls. Yeah, it's like assualting the wound.
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  Speaker 2: If I say that must next up on the menu
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  Speaker 2: for today is next up on the menu for all
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  Speaker 2: the badies to consume.
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  Speaker 1: That was just the entre. That was just an entrey.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't fill up too much.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is actually second entree. Main Courses is
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  Speaker 2: coming up. Things guys love but won't admit.
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  Speaker 1: We're back with our roots.
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  Speaker 2: Kick us off, Jake using girl mass to get through life.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, that's actually good. I admit that we're quite good.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I would, but I've been getting bad most people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you were on the fucking Patreon with your knives plug
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  Speaker 3: plug plug.
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  Speaker 1: About my knives things.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody please go subscribe to pature just to be on
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  Speaker 2: my side.
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  Speaker 1: No, somebody goes to choose me?
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  Speaker 2: No way, yes, okay, whatever, we can't fight about this again.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, like reference there at all things guys love
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  Speaker 3: but won't admit when your partner gets the zuomies right
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  Speaker 3: before bed in their cute little matching PJ.
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  Speaker 2: Set, Okay, I gotta say, I'm never ever going to
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  Speaker 2: admit that, but but I'm happy to admit to admit
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  Speaker 2: that it's cute.
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  Speaker 3: It adds to it, the matching PJ said, And you're like,
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  Speaker 3: are you're so cutid to ner?
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  Speaker 2: I'm okay with the zoomies, I'm not okay when the
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  Speaker 2: zuomis like goes up.
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  Speaker 1: To tickling, when it turns into sex. Fair good man.
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  Speaker 2: This could just be me because I had sisters. Things
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  Speaker 2: guys love but won't admit the thought of a slumber party.
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  Speaker 1: Fact, yes, let's go, and I will never admit let's go. Fine,
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  Speaker 1: it looks so fun and they know how to bake.
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  Speaker 1: And when we had sleepovers.
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  Speaker 3: We're just like we just watching two girls, one cup
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  Speaker 3: and measuring fucking balls.
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  Speaker 1: We were like dipping balls in some fucking beer or something.
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  Speaker 2: Sleepovers when you're young, dipping balls in water.
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  Speaker 4: But I want to fucking takee imagine all right, when
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  Speaker 4: we were young, young and innocent going for a sleepover
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  Speaker 4: with our mates, and.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, pillow fight and hello fight. Yes, we wrestled, but
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  Speaker 2: better I want the gentleness of a pillow.
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  Speaker 3: I see a little problem with this. Wait, our slumber
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  Speaker 3: parties a figure of our imagination, Like is it just what.
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  Speaker 1: We think that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Is life like the movie?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Probably not. I hope it is though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, But like imagine if one of us was going
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  Speaker 2: to a sleepover and we go, why don't we just
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  Speaker 2: like have a bake bacon competition?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're like, shut the flock off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like the case they say some they say, come
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  Speaker 3: sleep with me instead of like sleeping on the ground
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  Speaker 3: with like a cardboard box.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we would never sleep in the same base else,
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  Speaker 2: and we would prefer to sleep on.
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  Speaker 1: A towel, like on some carpet.
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  Speaker 2: But the girlly pops, they'll fucking fall to a bed.
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  Speaker 1: Yea four.
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  Speaker 3: Where's the camaraderie. Camaraderie it's without all sacs in the
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  Speaker 3: beer cups. Mate, Okay, things guys love but won't admit
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  Speaker 3: when they get over dramatic.
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  Speaker 1: If there's a spider or bug, Oh yeah, mate, I'm
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  Speaker 1: with you. I'm in the same boat. What makes us
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  Speaker 1: feel madly manly? Because I'm scared too. I actually need
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  Speaker 1: to bring.
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  Speaker 2: A video in of me killing a spider. It, so
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  Speaker 2: I've got on my phone. Man, bullshit, No no I
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  Speaker 2: did it, but a little one. It's no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: no no no, I.
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  Speaker 1: Actually killed a big spider.
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  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, Beth filmed it and next stimulated. We'll bring
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  Speaker 2: it in, all right, Yeah, I'll bring it in for
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  Speaker 2: its turn me because what I'm going to say is
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  Speaker 2: I'm proud of myself. Yeah, but what you're going to
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  Speaker 2: see is it was in the least least manly ways.
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  Speaker 3: Where you're still winning the pants.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Beth was like, I'll do it, I'll
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  Speaker 1: do it. I have to do that might even be
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  Speaker 1: in the video.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, things guys love but won't admit when she's just
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  Speaker 2: a little bit jealous.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I won a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Things guys love but won't admit their little happy food
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  Speaker 3: dance when they eat some food. More than happy to
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  Speaker 3: admit that, more than happy to admit to that you're cutie.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, things guys love it, won't admit We admit to
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  Speaker 2: loving a cheeky kiss when they're wearing lip balm, but
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  Speaker 2: won't admit to loving a cheeky kiss with the sparkly
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  Speaker 2: lip gloss.
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  Speaker 1: Because I want to be pretty too.
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  Speaker 3: I will complain about that, and I'll look in the
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  Speaker 3: car mirror and I'll be like, yeah, these are looking
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  Speaker 3: sparkly things guys love but won't admit when they ask
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  Speaker 3: you a million fact based questions, assuming you'd know, and
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  Speaker 3: you don't know, and you complain about it. But in
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  Speaker 3: reality I'm thinking, like, I'm glad she thinks I know at.
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  Speaker 1: Least, yeah, she trusts me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I could say anything right now.
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  Speaker 1: Do I know how cow sleeps standing up or down?
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  Speaker 2: No? Beth got her wisdom teeth out. Two days ago.
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  Speaker 2: She told me the dentist said don't drink coffee for
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  Speaker 2: five days. Sends me a message today, do you reckon?
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  Speaker 2: I could have an nice coffee. I was like, if
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  Speaker 2: they said.
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  Speaker 1: Not for five days, don't do it for five days?
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  Speaker 1: Left on red.
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  Speaker 2: Three hours later, I was like, did you have when
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  Speaker 2: she goes Yeah, it's nice to be involved.