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Episode #3971 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: All right, welcome to the world-famous Phil Henry Show from
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Speaker 1: Ted Bell Canyon, high above the great city of Los Angeles.
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Speaker 1: I'm Phil Henry, along with Margaret Gray, General Galen Shaw,
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Speaker 1: Bud Dickman.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got on the line, we have Dave Oliver,
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Speaker 2: and we have, is it just Dave Oliver?
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Speaker 1: It's Dave Oliver. Oliver. I'm pretty sure it's Oliver. No,
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Speaker 1: it is not Oliver. It's not Dave Oliver. You've heard
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Speaker 1: the tapes?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard the tapes, but I think he has
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Speaker 2: a slight accent. I think it's Dave Oliver. And then
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Speaker 2: we have, we've got Jeff Dowder.
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Speaker 1: Jeff Dowder.
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Speaker 3: Huh?
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Speaker 1: Hey, man, how long have you been on this show?
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Speaker 2: All right, okay, fine.
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Speaker 1: What did you think it was? I thought it was
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Speaker 1: like Jeff Duder. You thought it was Jeff Duder. Look
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Speaker 1: me in the face and tell me you thought it
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Speaker 1: was Jeff Duder.
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Speaker 2: I'm kidding. Yeah, uh-huh.
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Speaker 1: So we have with us on the phone, we have
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Speaker 1: both Jeff Duder and we have Dave Oliva. Both of
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Speaker 1: these guys are featured on today's Radio Archive downloads. There
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Speaker 1: are three downloads that we do a day. One of
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Speaker 1: them is the featured download, which, of course, is on
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Speaker 1: the iHeart feed and is nationally available. is where all
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Speaker 1: of the national commercials go. And that is our feature.
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Speaker 1: But I think today is, I don't know, is it,
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Speaker 1: who is featured today? Oh, let me look at the schedule.
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Speaker 1: I don't know, Phil. These are things that you should
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Speaker 1: have figured out before you start talking. I understand. Is
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Speaker 1: it Dave Oliva? Or is it Jeff Dowd? I don't
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Speaker 1: know who it is. Hey, it's Phil Hendry here for
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Speaker 1: the world-famous Phil Hendry Show website, philhendryshow.com. That's where everything is.
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Speaker 1: That you had.
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Speaker 3: And there was no Make-A-Wish Foundation for me. There was
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Speaker 3: no Make-A-Wish Foundation for me, okay? But some little kid
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Speaker 3: who's not.
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Speaker 1: So now we know. So, Dave, you were the guy.
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Speaker 1: Let's get Dave up on the line.
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Speaker 2: What about Jeff? Jeff Duder.
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Speaker 1: Don't mess around, bud.
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Speaker 2: Okay, what about Jeff Duder?
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Speaker 1: Let Jeff... Wait, okay. Dave Oliva on the line. Dave,
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Speaker 1: how you doing?
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Speaker 3: This is Jeff Duder, Mr.
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Speaker 4: Henry.
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Speaker 3: I just... I wanted to.
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Speaker 1: Get Dave Oliva... Okay, sorry. Hey, Dave, it's Phil Hendry.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Mr. General, it's Dave Waller. How are you doing?
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Speaker 1: I'm good, man, and we wanted to talk to you
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Speaker 1: because you're featured today on our archive talking about the
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Speaker 1: little boy in London, England, who got the LAPD badge,
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Speaker 1: and it was something that you took exception to.
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Speaker 3: Well, first of all, Mr. General, I wanted to basically
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Speaker 3: say that I do not want to think and do
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Speaker 3: not want nobody else to think that I was like,
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Speaker 3: Pissed off, excuse my language, but pissed off or something
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Speaker 3: about the kid getting the LAPD badge because he was
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Speaker 3: like a Three Wishes. Was that it?
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Speaker 1: It's called Make-A-Wish. Make-A-Wish Foundation.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the Make-A-Wish Foundation. And the little boy,
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Speaker 3: he was in London, and I just thought it was
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Speaker 3: weird that he would want to have no LAPD badge.
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Speaker 1: That's because the kid was watching some L.A. Cup shows.
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Speaker 3: Well, okay.
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Speaker 1: I know that you took exception to that. And you
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Speaker 1: thought that you deserved the badge.
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Speaker 3: Well, I thought that, yeah, because I also, myself, I've
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Speaker 3: wanted to be LAPD my whole life. Now, this was
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Speaker 3: 26 years ago, man. Did you ever make it to LAPD?
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Speaker 3: Right now, I'm still, you know, aspiring to it.
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Speaker 2: What are you talking about, 26 years later?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. What about it, man?
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Speaker 1: What are you doing now?
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Speaker 3: I've had a pool cleaning company. I've had auto detailing.
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Speaker 3: I had an auto paint business. I did a security business.
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Speaker 3: I mean, I've had six or seven businesses, you know.
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Speaker 1: What are you doing now?
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Speaker 3: I do personal security for individual people, people who are
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Speaker 3: well-known in the business of the entertainment, you know.
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Speaker 4: Oh, so this is almost like.
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Speaker 1: It's like being a cop. Only this is.
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Speaker 4: I would imagine this is a little bit more better-paid
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Speaker 4: job or something?
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Speaker 1: In other words, you're doing personal security for celebrities.
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Speaker 3: We do have, yeah. We do have some celebrities. And
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Speaker 3: I have a company. I've got like three, four guys
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Speaker 3: where we just... we'll be with the celebrity or whoever
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Speaker 3: it is. These are some people who need to have
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Speaker 3: security and they want to call us up and go,
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Speaker 3: you know, we need security now. We must have it now.
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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm listening.
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Speaker 3: Okay, so then we go to the guy's house or
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Speaker 3: something and we'd ride in the car with him or
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Speaker 3: he would ride in our car and we would, you know,
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Speaker 3: perform security detail and anything like that.
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Speaker 1: What, do you like that better than LAPD?
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Speaker 3: Well, I think, you know, right now, I still would
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Speaker 3: like to be LAPD.
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Speaker 1: Hold on for a minute, Dave. You've got to be
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Speaker 1: in your 40s at this point, okay? I mean, you
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Speaker 1: must be older than that.
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Speaker 3: Mr. Andrew, I'm not at this time prepared to tell
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Speaker 3: you because of security purposes.
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Speaker 1: No, no, I understand that. But, I mean, are you
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Speaker 1: really going to want to be LAPD when you have
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Speaker 1: your own private security company? You know, does this not...
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Speaker 1: satisfy your need to be in that kind of level
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Speaker 1: of enforcing the law or providing safety for people?
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Speaker 3: Say that again?
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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, man, is this better than being a cop,
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Speaker 1: or do you still want to be a cop?
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Speaker 3: You know, I still want to be LAPD. The reason
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Speaker 3: why I called and the reason why Bud Dickman called
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Speaker 3: me and the reason why I called Bud Dickman and
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Speaker 3: we both called each other back, I mean, I called him,
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Speaker 3: then he called me back, and then he called me back.
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Speaker 1: I understand, so get to it.
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Speaker 3: Get to what?
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Speaker 2: You called me up and you said that you still had,
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Speaker 2: you still were harboring a grudge about the kid with
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Speaker 2: a brain tumor.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was it.
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Speaker 1: Oh, you're kidding me, Dave.
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Speaker 3: No, I mean, it's just that, I don't know, Mr. Henry,
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Speaker 3: it's just like I still feel like even though that
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Speaker 3: kid had a brain tumor and the kid was like,
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Speaker 3: you know, you know, he was a good kid and
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Speaker 3: he needed to have the LAPD badge. He deserved to
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Speaker 3: have it. But what about me, you know? And all
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Speaker 3: these years I've thought about how I didn't have an
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Speaker 3: easy life, and that kid was going to die. So
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Speaker 3: what good would the LAPD badge be to him?
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Speaker 1: You want to know something? I don't know what the
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Speaker 1: answer to that question is. All I know is that
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Speaker 1: most people, including me, and just about everybody I talked to,
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Speaker 1: thought that that little boy, because he was terminal, deserved
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Speaker 1: to have that. You have your whole life ahead of you,
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Speaker 1: and right now you've built this security business.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I still don't have no LAPD badge, see?
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Speaker 1: And that's just, that's just burn, that's chipping your ass,
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Speaker 1: is that it?
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Speaker 3: What are you saying?
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Speaker 1: It's burning your ass, is what he meant to say.
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Speaker 3: Burning my ass?
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Speaker 1: In other words, it's still bugging you.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it still is, basically. That the kid... could get
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Speaker 3: the badge, and he went to his grave with that badge,
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Speaker 3: the LAPD badge. And I will never have no LAPD badge,
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Speaker 3: even though I have my own private security company, and
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Speaker 3: we provide security to many of the great stars of
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Speaker 3: Hollywood and film and TV and Hollywood and everything. You know, Mr. Henry?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: So, I don't know.
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Speaker 4: All right, this is Margaret. I want to ask you
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Speaker 4: a question. You built a successful security business. You had
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Speaker 4: an auto detailing business. You had an auto paint body business.
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Speaker 4: You did a lot of things. And now you have
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Speaker 4: this company that you own. What is it about LAPD
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Speaker 4: that you want, other than the fact that there's some
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Speaker 4: kind of a cachet to having that badge?
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Speaker 3: Having a what?
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Speaker 1: The cachet. In other words, it's high profile. It's high prestige.
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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, turn the TV down. Yeah, I mean...
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Speaker 3: When you go, I'm LAPD, people go, yeah, they step back.
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Speaker 3: You know, I've seen people, when I say to people,
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Speaker 3: you know what, I'm going to be LAPD, they step back,
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Speaker 3: they go like, what? You know, it shakes them up.
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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
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Speaker 1: What do you mean it shakes them up?
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Speaker 3: You say, hey, I'm going to be LAPD, and they go,
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Speaker 3: and it's almost like a Knox and Watt balance, man.
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Speaker 3: But I can't say that no more. I say I
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Speaker 3: have my own personal security business, and I mentioned some
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Speaker 3: of the celebrities that we deal with.
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Speaker 1: Can you tell us here?
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Speaker 3: No, I cannot. It's very highly confidential.
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Speaker 1: Then why do you tell people that ask you out there?
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Speaker 3: Because I just, I don't know, I guess.
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Speaker 1: You're not supposed to, are you?
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Speaker 3: Well, I guess not. But here's the thing. When I
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Speaker 3: tell people that I have my own personal security business
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Speaker 3: and that we deal with many of the great stars
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Speaker 3: of TV and film and TV, And film, you know.
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Speaker 1: And TV.
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Speaker 3: And TV and film. That they go, yeah, that's cool.
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Speaker 3: But I go, yeah, but once upon a time, I
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Speaker 3: want to be LAPD. They go, wow. You can see
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Speaker 3: them just, ah, like you just kicked them in the
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Speaker 3: balls or something, man. I can't even, I cannot even
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Speaker 3: explain it.
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Speaker 1: Dave Oliva, my guest here on the Phil Hendry Show,
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Speaker 1: talking about why all these years later he still wants
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Speaker 1: an LAPD badge. You could have joined the LAPD. Why
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Speaker 1: didn't you?
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Speaker 3: See that again?
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Speaker 1: You could have joined LAPD. Why didn't you?
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Speaker 3: Because at the time it was political. A lot of
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Speaker 3: the people at LAPD, a lot of people in police,
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Speaker 3: they want to lord it over you and tell you
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Speaker 3: what to do and tell you how to live. And
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Speaker 3: I had my own way of doing things, right? But still,
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Speaker 3: I wanted to be LAPD, but still I did not.
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Speaker 1: Were you in the police academy? Did you ever become,
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Speaker 1: at least, did you ever get your badge?
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Speaker 3: No, I didn't. I mean, I left.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so you quit.
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Speaker 3: I wouldn't say I quit. I mean, I just said,
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Speaker 3: this is not for me. I think I'm much better
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Speaker 3: off doing my own private security business. But, yeah, I
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Speaker 3: will miss not having no LAPD badge. But, yeah, it's
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Speaker 3: better to have my own personal security business.
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Speaker 2: But, yeah, you miss having an LAPD.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but Mrs. Not Mrs. I'm Mrs. LAPD. I'm not Mrs.
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Speaker 5: LAPD.
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Speaker 3: There, Dave? Yeah, I'm here. I'm not. I don't miss
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Speaker 3: no LAPD badge to the point where I'm going to
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Speaker 3: call myself Mrs. LAPD badge.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so also Jeff Dauter is joining us on the
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Speaker 1: line from Temple City, California. Jeff, how are you?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Mr. Turner, I'm pretty good. I'm listening to Mr.
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Speaker 3: Oliva talking about how he wanted LAPD and everything, and
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Speaker 3: I sort of understand where he's coming from given the
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Speaker 3: realities of what I had to deal with and everything
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Speaker 3: like that, you know?
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Speaker 1: Okay, so let's talk about that. After 9-11, and you're
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Speaker 1: on our show today talking about this, you felt that
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Speaker 1: the only real places to protect in America were New
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Speaker 1: York and L.A., is that right?
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Speaker 3: No, I mean, that's not the only places, but I
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Speaker 3: felt that those are the most important places to protect
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Speaker 3: in America on account of the ones New York and
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Speaker 3: others L.A. You know, New York got hit. There's no
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Speaker 3: telling L.A. might have gotten hit.
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Speaker 1: Because when you were on the show in December 2001,
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Speaker 1: there were credible threats against Los Angeles and its bridges
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Speaker 1: and things like that.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, there was credible threats that there would be credible
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Speaker 3: threats attacks against Los Angeles for infrastructure, and that we
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Speaker 3: should be on alert, you know. And I said, yeah,
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Speaker 3: you know, you have to protect L.A., you have to
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Speaker 3: protect New York. And a lot of people gave me
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Speaker 3: static over that, because there were people who were calling
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Speaker 3: into your show, I remember Mr. Henry, and I guess
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Speaker 3: people will hear it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to be featuring it today, folks. Listen for,
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Speaker 1: these are one of three downloads. The other ones are, well,
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Speaker 1: Dave Oliva is one of them. The other one, I think,
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Speaker 1: is Bob Green, who tries to explain why he sexually
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Speaker 1: assaulted a female employee who was wearing a costume for
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Speaker 1: Halloween with a devil tail that had an arrow pointing
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Speaker 1: at her you-know-what.
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Speaker 3: Talk about the you-know-what.
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Speaker 1: You guys got to back off the phone. I got
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Speaker 1: Jeff Datter and Dave Oliva talking about their appearances today
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Speaker 1: on our classic archives. So, Jeff, L.A., New York, yes,
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Speaker 1: they're great places. And you mentioned that those two places
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Speaker 1: and Las Vegas were the three most important places in
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Speaker 1: America and needed immediate protection.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I really felt that because I felt that the
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Speaker 3: next attack was going to be coming either against Los
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Speaker 3: Angeles or they would attack like the Luxor, or not
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Speaker 3: the Luxor, but the terrorists would come and attack the
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Speaker 3: Eiffel Tower.
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Speaker 1: The Eiffel Tower in Vegas.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas, exactly, exactly. And
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Speaker 3: I felt that the terrorists, that would be a target
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Speaker 3: of the terrorists, that the Eiffel Tower was going to
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Speaker 3: go down.
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Speaker 1: You realize there's another Eiffel Tower, the one in Paris?
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Speaker 3: I was not aware of that. You guys explained that
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Speaker 3: to me. I thought the Eiffel Tower was the one
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Speaker 3: in Las Vegas. You've got to be kidding me, man.
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Speaker 3: You didn't know that the Eiffel Tower? Well, tell me,
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Speaker 3: did you know it? Yeah, man, I knew the Eiffel Tower.
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Speaker 3: There's one in Paris? Yes. And I mean, the other
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Speaker 3: one is in Vegas, you know.
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Speaker 1: The one in Paris is the original one. The one
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Speaker 1: in Vegas is a tourist place.
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Speaker 3: Well, anyway, I could see terrorists taking out the Eiffel
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Speaker 3: Tower in Vegas.
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Speaker 1: So today it'll be Dave Oliva and Jeff Dowder on
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Speaker 1: our show talking about Dave and the LAPD badge that
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Speaker 1: never was. They gave it to a little boy who
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Speaker 1: was terminal in London, England. And for Jeff and his
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Speaker 1: need to protect Los Angeles, New York, and Vegas... as
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Speaker 1: the three most obvious places of terror. Don't you think
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Speaker 1: that the country as a whole should be protected equally?
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Speaker 3: You're talking to me?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm talking to you, Jim. That was your position.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, no, yeah, yeah, no, yeah, no, no, no, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Just calm down.
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Speaker 3: No, I think yes. Obviously, it should be protected. Everybody
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Speaker 3: should be protected equally. But I don't know, man. It's just,
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Speaker 3: it freaked me out, you know, that... They wanted to
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Speaker 3: go and get national, they wanted to go protect, like,
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Speaker 3: I don't know, man, Cheyenne, Wyoming or somewhere, get protection
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Speaker 3: for Portland, Washington, or wherever Portland is. Oregon? Yeah, in Oregon. When,
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Speaker 3: in point of fact, the most important places are L.A.,
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Speaker 3: New York, and Las Vegas.
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Speaker 1: L.A., New York, and Las Vegas. Maybe not L.A., New York,
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Speaker 1: and Chicago.
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Speaker 3: Why? Because that's like the third largest city in America.
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Speaker 3: God damn, man.
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Speaker 1: I want to thank you guys. This has been great.
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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. I'm Phil Hendry. Boy, what a
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Speaker 1: waste of fucking... It was your idea, Phil. You're right.
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Speaker 1: I can't believe that Dave Oliver, all these years later,
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Speaker 1: he never made it to the LAPD. No, he never
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Speaker 1: made it to the LAPD. I don't think he wanted
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Speaker 1: to be LAPD. He's got this security company now. And
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Speaker 1: what does Jeff Dowder do? I think he drives a
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Speaker 1: snowplow for Huntington Beach. I thought that was a bunch
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Speaker 1: of baloney.
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Speaker 5: That wasn't baloney, but he found out that they didn't
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Speaker 5: really need A snowplow for Huntington Beach, even though they
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Speaker 5: did hire him to be a snowplow driver for Huntington Beach.
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Speaker 5: So Huntington Beach hired him to be a snowplow driver,
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Speaker 5: even though they realized they didn't need one.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, when they, you know.
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Speaker 1: They took another look at it. Oh, they took another
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Speaker 1: look at it. Phil, we only know what they told us. Okay, baby. Well,
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Speaker 1: there you are. I hope you enjoyed today's shows. I
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Speaker 1: don't know whether this is a good idea or not.
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Speaker 1: where we decided that we would interview people who were
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Speaker 1: going to be featured on our Archive Hours and see
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Speaker 1: if they still feel the same damn way they did
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Speaker 1: back then. So today, again, our featured Archive Hour is
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Speaker 1: going to be Dave Oliva. He is upset that LAPD
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Speaker 1: gave an honorary badge to a little boy with a
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Speaker 1: brain tumor in England. Then we also have Jeff Dauter,
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Speaker 1: feeling that New York and the West Coast are the
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Speaker 1: most significant areas in the U.S. and must be protected
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Speaker 1: before any other place. I like that. They're like two
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Speaker 1: large breasts on a beautiful woman. Oh, yeah, L.A. and
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Speaker 1: New York. And then Bob Green tries to explain why
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Speaker 1: he sexually assaulted a female employee who was wearing a
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Speaker 1: Halloween costume with a pointed tail, and he said the
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Speaker 1: tail was pointed at her you-know-what.
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Speaker 3: Well, God, Phil.
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Speaker 2: No, it's fine.
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Speaker 1: It's fine. Whatever. Well, famous Phil Hendry Show is executive
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Speaker 1: iHeart Podcast. This is Phil Henry. I'm Margaret Gray. I'm
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Speaker 1: Gerald Kimenshaw.
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Speaker 2: I'm Bud Dickman.
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Speaker 1: That's all we have to say.