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Getting Schumered | Son of a Boy Dad #169 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Perfect, all right?
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  Speaker 3: Shall we are we ready to go?
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  Speaker 4: We shall we?
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  Speaker 1: Most all right already.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today.
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  Speaker 3: It is Monday, it is January twenty ninth, No thanks,
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  Speaker 3: and we are live from h Q three and we
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  Speaker 3: are gonna puff on some stogies to christen the new studio.
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  Speaker 3: Sto get up, stoke it up.
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  Speaker 1: Ogasaurs Francis. This took Francis by storm.
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  Speaker 4: I did didn't see it coming.
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  Speaker 3: It's a very abrupt plan though we didn't leave you
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  Speaker 3: out of any planning.
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  Speaker 4: It's okay. I'm never a fu I don't get I'm
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  Speaker 4: not a fomo jealousy kind of guy.
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  Speaker 1: But you said you were like, well, there goes my day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I've been on the workout train. Uh, and
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  Speaker 4: I had planned to do a workout later. And it's
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  Speaker 4: tough to come back from a cigar.
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  Speaker 3: Who's like a famous cigar smoker.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jordan was on the show.
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  Speaker 4: Of Schwarzenegger's a Big One. Yeah, huge jacked brother.
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  Speaker 3: Both of them are had no excuses, no excuses for
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  Speaker 3: getting in the gym.
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  Speaker 1: I guess John Daly would be like like a fat
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  Speaker 1: cigar boy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's not really an icon of Churchill.
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  Speaker 4: Churchill is the most iconic cigar smoker. Yeah. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 4: got cigars named after him.
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking, like, cart is there any cartoon characters
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  Speaker 3: that smokes her? Pop Eye smoked cigars? Pop Eye was
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  Speaker 3: jacked pipe see.
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  Speaker 1: Or like like an old boss in like a Merry
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  Speaker 1: Melodies or they were like blow up in their face.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, even ducktails something like that. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Will Smith would just bite it for the look. He would.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, I'm gonna light mine, yo.
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  Speaker 1: What is that fucking lighter, bro?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's titties. I don't know if we can get
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  Speaker 3: an angle of that, but yo, bro, it's too horny.
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  Speaker 3: Damn dude, this isn't mine.
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  Speaker 1: This is large, Okay, yeah, but it is fun it's
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  Speaker 1: not yours.
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  Speaker 3: It is funny that they just like someone would buy
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  Speaker 3: this and be like, yeah, this is definitely the one
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  Speaker 3: that I want to have forever, because isn't the whole
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  Speaker 3: thing with zippos that it's like a forever lighter. Someone
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  Speaker 3: bought this and was like, yeah, I want to have
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  Speaker 3: the one with the titties on it.
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  Speaker 1: It's like an engage my life.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll be too young to remember this, sass, But
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  Speaker 4: before the Internet and pornography, as kids, Roan and I
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  Speaker 4: would desperately try to find any place to see titties
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  Speaker 4: we could. And I remember being in like the Bahamas
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  Speaker 4: or Florida or something in a gift shop and they
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  Speaker 4: had these pens and lighters where when you clicked the pen,
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  Speaker 4: then the girl that was on the front, who was
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  Speaker 4: wearing like a bikini or dress, her clothing disappeared. And
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  Speaker 4: I would sort of be in the back but behind
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  Speaker 4: the bookshelves at the gift shop, you know, clicking on
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  Speaker 4: like trying to commit that to memory.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know the pants, I've seen those, memorizing them.
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  Speaker 1: The hula girls that you put on a dashboard. How
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  Speaker 1: horny do you have to be to be like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to get fucking a little bit horny while I'm
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  Speaker 1: driving around. Yea sexy little hula hoole rine minx.
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  Speaker 4: Driving horny is a dangerous game. Is a dangerous and that's.
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  Speaker 1: Like driving that's worse than driving high and a little
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  Speaker 1: bit less bad than driving drunk.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree, I agree.
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  Speaker 1: Driving horny there's there's truck drivers stroking off while the
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  Speaker 1: beef stroking off. That's that's definitely why they are. That's
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  Speaker 1: why they invented like the uh cruise control that all
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  Speaker 1: the trucks use.
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  Speaker 3: Yah, they could crank down. I mean do they They
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  Speaker 3: have like a whole fucking room in those big ass trucks.
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  Speaker 3: What do they call the just pull over on the
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  Speaker 3: side of the street crank?
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  Speaker 4: What do they call the sex workers that you know?
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  Speaker 3: And it's I think it's very common that it's men.
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  Speaker 4: Is that so?
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  Speaker 3: I believe?
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  Speaker 5: So?
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  Speaker 3: No, I just made that up.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't dare to gender my lot lizards.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. It is kind of like a whatever
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  Speaker 3: has a hole scenario. Hold, you're trying to get your
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  Speaker 3: dick in something.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a video some lot lizards recently, and uh,
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  Speaker 1: they were weirdly attractive. Really, you think that a lot
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  Speaker 1: lizard has to be there?
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  Speaker 3: That must have been somewhere. Where was it?
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  Speaker 1: It must have been somewhere.
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  Speaker 4: I'm picturing Charlie's thearing Ah, that's hot. Fuck, Charlie's throwing
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  Speaker 4: in monster. Have you seen that? No, pretty fucked up,
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  Speaker 4: pretty fucked movie I watched.
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  Speaker 3: I watched last night. I watched wind River. That's a
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  Speaker 3: fucked up movie. Have you ever seen that?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? With that one, Jennifer Lawrence, No, wind River. No,
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  Speaker 4: it's the Snow movie where he shoots sniper.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's a great That movie's fucking good.
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  Speaker 4: Great.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta that's a movie you gotta watch every
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  Speaker 3: now and then just to keep yourself, keep yourself honest.
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  Speaker 1: What am I thinking of, Jennifer Lauryn you're thinking of
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  Speaker 1: Snow Piercer? No, no, no, you're thinking of the Hunger Games.
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  Speaker 1: She got that from this bone? Wone river bone something,
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  Speaker 1: Winter's bone, Winter's Bone.
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  Speaker 3: Never heard of it?
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  Speaker 4: You should watch it?
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  Speaker 3: Sounds good though.
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  Speaker 1: How was the one that you watched?
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  Speaker 3: You said it was fucked up wind River? Yeah, super
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  Speaker 3: fucked up. But it's a great movie. Break it down
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  Speaker 3: for me, brother, it's ah, well, it's just a I
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  Speaker 3: don't know how. There's no really easy way to put it.
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  Speaker 3: It's a rape movie. There's no really there's no beating
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  Speaker 3: around the bush on that. Pretty much the entire movie
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  Speaker 3: is about a rape.
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  Speaker 4: That's the genre. Yeah, that's when you go into the
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  Speaker 4: movie like rape thriller, that drama. Ah, here we are
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  Speaker 4: raping boy, there's only one movie in here. Golly, it's out.
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  Speaker 4: Should have known better on a Saturday night, should have
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  Speaker 4: come earlier.
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  Speaker 1: Where's the rape movie going to be back in?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: That's booked that for months. Don't over ash, bro see
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  Speaker 1: this is something large would be on your ass about.
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  Speaker 4: Large too early?
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  Speaker 3: Ah, too early, cone buildings that that's like an old
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  Speaker 3: man thing though. You got to let the ash get
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  Speaker 3: down to like so it's just like a foot of ass.
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  Speaker 4: It almost falls off the bone like a good tenderline. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want it to fall off the bone onto
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  Speaker 3: my body though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, God forbid you ruin that fucking immaculate fit.
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  Speaker 3: I've had these sweatpants since I was in high school.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I could tell. They're ripped up at the crotch,
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  Speaker 1: the fucking fringes. You have wool socks on running shoes, Hey, Patriots,
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  Speaker 1: mid riff exposing sweatshirt and the shell coat. It's time
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  Speaker 1: for a new north face.
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  Speaker 4: For fucking money.
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  Speaker 3: These socks are the nicest socks have ever had. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so goddamn warm. These new bounces too. I mean, these
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  Speaker 3: are great shoes. These are great running shoes.
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  Speaker 1: Columbia Okay, fair enough Columbia socks right, Oh, yeah, sassy pants.
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  Speaker 4: I was Pittsburgh.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, dude, so good, genuinely amazing. Everyone there was great staff. Dude,
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  Speaker 3: best staff I've ever had at a comedy show. What
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  Speaker 3: are the comedy club?
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  Speaker 1: They had the chicken fingers on the double Now.
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  Speaker 3: They were just all super friendly. It was like there
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  Speaker 3: was not a single issue the entire weekend. It was
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  Speaker 3: just it was it was so smooth. Everyone was great.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone was nice, like it was like one of like
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  Speaker 3: you at the end of the weekend, it just felt
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  Speaker 3: like you were like friends with everybody.
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  Speaker 4: That's so great.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah it was nice.
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  Speaker 4: You give him a good tip.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how's that work?
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  Speaker 4: It's tricky. I struggle with it. I don't know whether
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  Speaker 4: or not to just give the one person who is
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  Speaker 4: attending the green room a tip, or to give some
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  Speaker 4: sort of manager a larger tip to disperse as they
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  Speaker 4: see fit among the staff.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes if it's if it's like more than one person
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  Speaker 3: coming in and out, I'll do that. But it was
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  Speaker 3: the same dude the whole weekend, So I just tipped
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  Speaker 3: him out.
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  Speaker 4: That's nice. Yeah, what kind of tip? Like?
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  Speaker 1: What percentage you base that off of?
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  Speaker 4: How much?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you made five thousand dollars?
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  Speaker 3: What would you tip the guy fifteen bucks?
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  Speaker 1: Those are my brothers. It felt like family in there.
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  Speaker 4: Why don't you keep a little of that for yourself?
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  Speaker 1: This is what'd you work here for? Four days straight,
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  Speaker 1: five hours a night, So it's about sixty cents an hour?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, PROTU just three fives.
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  Speaker 3: It was great. It was really fun, dude, It was
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  Speaker 3: it was It was much needed.
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  Speaker 1: I heard Nick's ass got up on stage.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you did?
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  Speaker 1: How did he do?
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  Speaker 3: Great?
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  Speaker 1: He's great?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he did like a did seven minutes at every show.
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  Speaker 3: It was fun.
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  Speaker 1: Seven Yeah, did you like put a light up or
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  Speaker 1: he knew what his seven was.
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  Speaker 3: There was a light, but I think he probably did
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  Speaker 3: just like whatever around that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, how did he do good?
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  Speaker 3: He did great?
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  Speaker 4: Good?
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  Speaker 1: Or great?
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  Speaker 4: Great? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I bet he did great.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: He did great.
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  Speaker 1: You're kind of saying he did good, which kind of
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  Speaker 1: seems fucked up.
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  Speaker 3: No, he did very well. He's he's like, he's obviously
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  Speaker 3: just a great joke writer, so he's natural at it.
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  Speaker 1: Houses rhythm.
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  Speaker 4: Great.
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  Speaker 1: Did you guys ever see when Dana White did stand up?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: Now, great rhythm? Oh my god, that's.
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  Speaker 3: Not surprising though, really. I mean, Dana White's fucking always
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  Speaker 3: had been in front of big crowds and shit, I suppose.
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  Speaker 1: So, but I don't think that necessarily.
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  Speaker 4: Business mind, in a promotional mind.
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  Speaker 3: This is definitely gonna need to be a video episode forgive.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're wondering where the long pauses are coming from,
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  Speaker 4: deciding it's time again to once again.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like not with sasas. It's not just a race.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, taking a puff, you have like a
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  Speaker 1: smoldering glare every time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I like to have the big milky cloud
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  Speaker 3: in front of my face. Yeah, hurt the eyes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, to drift up and hurt the eyes. When I
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  Speaker 1: was in college, I would uh, I would smoke a
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  Speaker 1: Marlboro Red as soon when I first had my my house,
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  Speaker 1: the first time I moved in. Every morning, when I
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  Speaker 1: took a dump, I would smoke a Marlboro Red on
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  Speaker 1: the John Jesus like hell it would but nothing would
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  Speaker 1: get to poop out faster. It was like a fucking gift.
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  Speaker 1: The poop crackled out of my body, but I would
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  Speaker 1: like put. I wouldn't even have contact lenses in yet,
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  Speaker 1: so I'd have glasses and I'd be smoking a Marlboro
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  Speaker 1: Red on the toilet like face down, and it would
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  Speaker 1: just seep into my eyeballs. It was a fucking dude.
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  Speaker 3: I the first time I smoked a Marlboro Red. I'd
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  Speaker 3: smoked cigarettes before, but only like American spirits, and because
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  Speaker 3: that was like when you were young, it was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: American spirits are actually healthy, they're good for you, and
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  Speaker 3: uh yeah, and I remember the blue, the light blue
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  Speaker 3: and the light yellow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, like healthy colors.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I remember I smoked a Marlboro Red and I legitimate,
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  Speaker 3: like my first thought was like there was something else
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  Speaker 3: in this, like this was just tobacco. That's literally what
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  Speaker 3: I because I was young and I was drunk, and
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  Speaker 3: I smoked the Boro Red and I just instantly got
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  Speaker 3: the spins like so bad, and I realized, oh, that's
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  Speaker 3: just because that was a real cigarette.
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  Speaker 4: The spins. I've had some bad times with the spins.
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  Speaker 4: That those nights in college where you'd have to put
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  Speaker 4: a foot on the floor like a kickstand. You'd be
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  Speaker 4: sleeping on your little single bed and you'd be like,
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  Speaker 4: the room is I'm on a tilt the world, dude.
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  Speaker 4: The best way, the best way I've ever had dealing
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  Speaker 4: with the spins is just you just got to accept them.
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  Speaker 3: I've got to let them take you. I would on
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  Speaker 3: the journey, I would.
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  Speaker 4: Puke, get everything out of my system, and then I
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  Speaker 4: would go back to bed and it would still be spinning. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: And so there were only way to even get a
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  Speaker 4: semblance of of centering was leg down.
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  Speaker 3: I've my, my, my. The best I've ever had with
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  Speaker 3: it is literally just you just fall into it and
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  Speaker 3: eventually it.
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  Speaker 1: Started or spin. I spend counter to the spin, and
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  Speaker 1: so it just feels like you're still You're just like
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  Speaker 1: kind of doing cartwheels.
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  Speaker 3: Rounds like a recipe for disaster.
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  Speaker 1: My other move was I would put my hand in
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  Speaker 1: a in like a bucket of water while I was sleeping.
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  Speaker 4: Really and you wake up pregnant. Even put it in the
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  Speaker 4: create a. It's a great Family Guy episode where they
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  Speaker 4: did that, I think where they he like, did it
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  Speaker 4: as a prank or something? Actually, does anyone remember this?
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  Speaker 3: No, I haven't seen a lot of Family Guy.
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  Speaker 1: The prank used to be that you put someone's hand
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  Speaker 1: in water like sleepover and yeah, they pee themselves.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, warm water.
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  Speaker 4: I think Family Guys said did it in like all
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  Speaker 4: the women they did it too, woke up pregnant or something.
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  Speaker 4: I can't remember exactly.
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  Speaker 3: When I was at the doctor last week, I've tried
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  Speaker 3: to put my hand in hand in warm water to
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  Speaker 3: piss and I still couldn't piss. I was trying to
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  Speaker 3: outrank yourself. I was on Google looking up like how
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  Speaker 3: to get myself to piss?
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  Speaker 1: And so what you just had like a bucket of
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  Speaker 1: warm water there, I had.
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  Speaker 3: The sink and I just ran my hand under warm water.
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised that didn't work immediately.
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  Speaker 3: Now, well, there was no pissing me. That's why I
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  Speaker 3: couldn't piss.
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  Speaker 4: It was something always sexual about handing the cup of
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  Speaker 4: pea to the nurse.
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  Speaker 3: Really, I've never actually done the direct handoff, like a.
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  Speaker 4: Just even the thing. How that's right? Well, it used
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  Speaker 4: to be that I would come out of the bathroom
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  Speaker 4: with it and they'd be like, you don't need to
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  Speaker 4: give this to me because left it on the thing.
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  Speaker 1: My hands are clipboard.
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  Speaker 4: I'd be like, I prefer it this way.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to feel it. I want you to
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  Speaker 1: feel it out of hottest.
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  Speaker 4: Quick it quick, quick, Now you can keep a little
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  Speaker 4: of that for yourself. I'm I'm not going to ask
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  Speaker 4: what you.
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  Speaker 3: Did with Yeah, good color, just eyeball on it, Like,
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  Speaker 3: what do you think right now?
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  Speaker 1: It's a good head on that right, perfect?
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  Speaker 4: Poor Just say I had some cod for dinner last night.
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  Speaker 1: You go down the pee on the side halfway and
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  Speaker 1: then switch to right down the middle. You let it
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: sit for half a minute like a guinness.
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, take a little thumb prick and add some blood drops.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: To it, swirl it in.
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: But you've never seen orange pea before, and.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: They sadly they probably have. They probably when they're getting everything. Yeah,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: if they're getting a pea sample from an old man
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: that's probably like a thick old It's.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: Coming out like toothpaste.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Dude, it's just like syrup, like syrup from the side
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: of a tree.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: Yea, like sap, thick as hell. Just the cholesterol is
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: in it, beads of sap.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you see the cholesterol swimming around, just screaming in
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: the like you're trying to get the rope through that
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: sucked into your sweatpants or something. You're like squeezing it out,
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: trying to get a baseball through a sock.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: No, and I've noticed you put your cigar down, explaining that.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Well, see this is an Arturo Fuente's cigar holder, which
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: was also part of the gifts. So it was the
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: art funte cigars, the big titty Zippo lighter, and the
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: beautiful ashtray right here. And why would you have a
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: beautiful ash tray and not use it? It says we
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: will never rush the hands of time. It seems like
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: you're trying to rush the hands of time, like how
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: you're smoking. And it's literally the 's crest the logo.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: You got me in a corner.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: He backed me into a corner there like has got
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: somewhere to be like I'm rushing you got you got
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: a big meeting later.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: No, I don't all I got today and I am
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: rushing the hands of time. Dude, fucking long ass day.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: I had to go to work and smoke a cigar
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: for an hour.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: I try to get it done as fast as possible.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: A little bit.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: I'm in fucking Hawaii right now.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: It is nice. Oh yeah, I get why Rogan does this.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: You get to the bottom and you feel that nice,
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: heavy buzz. There's a very I love. I do love
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: the buzz from from a cigar.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: I don't get the buzz because because you.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Rip jewel all the time. Yeah, that's too bad, all.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Right, hen me, that's it, But I need to relight.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I've let the hands of time slow down too much.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Standing still, sure you.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Don't want to just borrow the sasses and dock it
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: with his to the old docking mechanism. There we go.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Finally got the ash.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: You don't need to ash.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: I mean again, you've asked what four times now, but
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: that was the only one that was ever successful.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: I was trying to ash.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get at least double, if not triple. How
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: long this is right now?
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: It's not gonna last.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Watch.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: I'd love to see it.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: Watch.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: That would be awesome.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna start smoking it straight up and down.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Roan, you're really just sucking on the label. I've never
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: seen that before ever.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: I like to keep that.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Roan just had the cigar three inches into his mouth.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: I took the label off. Roan had the label fully
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: in his mouth.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: You guys like what you see?
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: It takes it out. He's tidy into it.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: I took the label off in my mouth like a
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: starburs my.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Dexterous with my tongue.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh man, why do you boys take the label off?
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: I just feel like it's easier. I'm going to get
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: there that I'm going to smoke it down to the
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: fucking yone.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna need some tweezers.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Roach clip roach clips forre so just seventies way of smoking.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Crazy, How scarcewe must hunter ass Thompson for people to
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: be passing around the thing. They had to smoke with
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: a fucking pair of cutical clippers?
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Is that what they use? I thought they just used
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: the long ass. What was that?
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: What was the with you're thinking a Pruella de Ville?
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's right, Is that what it was like?
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hunter S. Thompson used to smoke
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: cigarettes with that.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: I guess yeah.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: I guess it makes it stink glass or it doesn't
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: get stuck to your hands.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I guess that makes sense. Yeah, the
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: hands thing.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: But roach clips are probably a way of preserving weed.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: We used to do the nastiest things to preserve the
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: ends of fucking blunts. We would take a fucking water
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: bottle like this one, and then like with a lighter,
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: burn a tiny hole in it, and then burn another
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: tiny hole, put the fucking thing in and create like
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: a fucking non water bong out of it. It probably
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: took years off of my life. It's disgusting. It was
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: probably smoking plastic, smoking the paper. There's probably I was
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: just plastic and paper my friends checking out at a
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: grocery store.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: We did aluminum cans. Yeah, we would turn into pipes
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: of something.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Even I thought that was crazy. Aluminum cans poking hands
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: holes an aluminum my friends. Oh, but that's just the
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: reds within the glass bowl. Yeah, I think that's no. No,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. When it was just
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: like a block of molten.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, black ash, Yeah, they would calcify.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah you're thinking of like, are you thinking of.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Like a res hit you hit the bowl from like
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: the other side or whatever. No, they would they would.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: They would take like a paper clip and they would
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: like shave off all of the sides of the bowl
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: and then put that in the center of the bowl
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: and smoke that smoking charcoal.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Basically nasty or like you do it with your fingernail
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: and you look like a chimney sweep because it will
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: never leave from underneath your fingernails.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: I used to do that just so women wouldn't think
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: I was so effeminate. They're so dirty with do you
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: are you in landscape? Yeah?
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: You know, but then they feel the inside of your
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: hand and it's fucking like.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Count of money.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: I had to clean out a wasp nest the other week.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: Why is it so fine on the other side. I
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: don't worry about it. He's back in my hand. You'd
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: be too careful with that.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Had I had a buddy, Liam, and he when the
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: when the pens were very big, the weed pens. Okay,
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: snitch the Benjamin.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: First time you've ever named a buddy, And when he did.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: Something bad he he ran out of juice with the
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: pen and he put a paper towel in the pen
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: and like cleaned out the sides to get all of
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: like the extra oil, and then he lit it on
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: fire and inhaled the smoke from me.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Just fucking yeah. That was great. When we found out
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: about that, we were like, what the fuck.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Are you doing? Dude? What's what is he doing these days?
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: He's good now. That was like he got through it. Yeah,
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: that was like eight years ago. Bull through Okay.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: We smokers definitely think that they're like the healthiest drug addicts.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but there's crackhead behavior that goes on amongst.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Anything DABS related. Is that's that's hard? Yeah, that's very hard,
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: like heating up the fucking road.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Chef me up. He had one of these things that
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: was gifted to him. If is this too much intron,
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: go ahead? You had the He had this amazing like
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: concentrate device. It was the coolest way of delivering that
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: that I'd ever seen.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Was it a nectar collector?
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: No, I don't know. That sounds like a hummingbird feeder.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: You know what a nectar collector is?
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: I think we've talked about it, and I think I
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: like cackled at just the words nectar collector just sounds
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: you know what it is.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a dab rig that you uh, instead of
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: heating up the net, instead of heating up the the
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: nail and dropping the dabs in the nail is on
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: the bottom. It's like a big ass like flute looking
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: thing and then you heat up the bottom and there's
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: the dabs and you drop it into the dabs.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: This was not that. This is more of like a
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Sherlock Holmes type pipe that I've never done that.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: We had to read the instruction manual for this thing.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, O got Wait So what was this?
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Well, he was he's been clean on the weeds. So
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: I was like, I said, I want to smoke weed. Yeah,
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: because I've only got I only get it one day
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: a week and it was my day, okay, and.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Like it's visitation rights.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all what's the one day? Well, it's usually Saturdays.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: But if I don't do it Saturday, then I can
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: have it Sunday.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a special treat.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: It's a treat. And so he said, hey, you got
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: to try this new thing I've got, and he shifted
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: up and uh, it was probably the single cleanest marijuana
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: delivery system that I've ever experienced. Okay, it was really fun.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: It was like wax, like wax. It looked like it
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: was a lip bomb container type yah. Yeah yeah, and
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: then there was like an electric knife that you put
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: into it. You scoop up with the electric knife and
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: then slap it into this H. Sherlock Holmes pipe essentially.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: So it was dabs.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: I don't think it was a lip bomb thing. That's
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: what dabs come in of oil or wax, and you
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: used an electric knife, I would.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Say it was a wax or concentrate, right, Yeah, that's dabs. No, No,
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: that's a legitimately by definition, we did dabs. We didn't
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: we didn't have to blow torch any.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have to do that. That's just one
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: method of so.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: But the little knife that we used to put it
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: in there was something that would have done well with
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: like a soft free on.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: A charcoterie, yeah, a manchego. Yeah, I know, I don't
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: think it matters what knife you were using. You did dabs.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: It wasn't a sharp knife, it doesn't. It was sort
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: of a rounded buttery knife.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: And then how do you smoke it? It was like
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: one of those pens. It was the knife red hot,
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: lady was the knife red hot.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: We couldn't touch it. We weren't sure.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Dude, you did like crackhead dabs. That's like, that's like
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: the really o G way of doing it.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Now, this thing had an instruction.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: A knife on a fucking electric stove and dropping the
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: dabs on and then you use a straw.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: We probably did four hundred dollars worth of equipment. No
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: crackhead using that. It wasn't scrap bottle that they're flipping.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter how so you did that? Did you
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: get super high?
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: And I'm kind of been kidding with you, but I don't.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's dabs because I've been told that
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: when you do dabs, it sends you to the moon,
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: nukes you high. And I was. I was high, but
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: I was fine. Yeah, yeah, And I think there is
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: a difference between like proper dabs and this stuff. But
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: you know better than I do.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: I did dabs.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I did dabs one time in a San Jose on
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: a Friday night at a battle Wrap event, and I
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: immediately had to go to bed. I woke up the
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: next morning and I couldn't find my wallet. Didn't find
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: my wallet for the next three days, and I just
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: chalked it up as a loss and drove down to
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles. When I got to Los Angeles, I opened
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: up my suitcase and my wallet was sitting there right
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: on top of everything else. It threw me into a
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: tizzy for three straight days, like I thought that I
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: had lost everything.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit sounds terrible.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I had to leave like dabs like that. I literally
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: had to leave the presence I was in just so
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I could like look at myself from an inch away
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: in my mirror at the Hampton End that I was saying, Yeah.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: This, this was not that.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: I don't think. I don't think there's a lot of
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: people who are still doing like real dabs. I think
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: phased out with the rag dude nail. Yeah, I don't
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: think there's a lot of people still doing that.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: I think there are more than you'd think. I think
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: you're underestimating.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: I think there's probably people who still do it. I
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: don't think there's like casual weeds. Like when I was
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: in high school, it was like people would either like
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: smoke a joint or like do a dab, which are
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: like the two opposite sides of the spectrum. There. I
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: don't I don't think that shit's happening because now the
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: weed pen I don't think people are well.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I think it's so much more accessible. Like dabs were
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: like a California thing for the dudes who were lifelong
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: potheads that like it wasn't enough for them because all
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: they did was smoke so many blunts every single day.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Now weed is like in almost every major city, so
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: legal that like pregnant women are doing it.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, if a pregnant woman did a dab, that's
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: how the baby comes out with like six legs.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Or some shit.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, eyes on the side of its head like a fish.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: That's how you get autism. Is if your mom was
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: doing dabs, was you were in her belly?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: A little extra little.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Is very close to a bit that I currently have.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: So I can't comment, okay, not only because I don't
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: want to, I don't want to stay away.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah wait, speaking of bit these, I went to the
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: comedy seller this weekend.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, how was it I got in baris that I
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: couldn't help you more with that?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. I got in, I rode the line.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: But I saw Amy Schumer the second night.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, really, she's stealing one of your bits due
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: mine almost verbatim? What bit?
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to spoil the bit, but.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: You give the we can like bleep it out.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: What is it?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: The foot locker, the Dick sporting goods bit, the Dick
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: sporting goods bit?
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Come on?
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah for real?
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, there's no way she is, dude.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: She must have seen you on the road or something
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Your joke, you know what that means, right, you need
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: to post it now. That's like my best joke. You
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: means you need to post it now, exactly.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: And she was like trying it out. She's like, what else,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: like looking at a receipt like there where everything was
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: scribbled on the back of exactly.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Well, there's no way Amy Schumer's ever seen me do
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: stand up.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: I think you'd be surprised by that. I don't know,
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: I think there are you'd be surprised.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Well, that would suck.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Well, that's why you need to post it.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: I'm not posting that.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Why not?
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: It's my best bit and it's like seven minutes long.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: We just kind of have to put out a in
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: hers was seven minutes. We need to put out a
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: fucking APB to Shumer. Leave Sassa's joke out of this.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: There's no way that Amy Shooter, I'm telling it's about
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: dick sporting goods. Yes, there's no way.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: And she's talking about stuff like that.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Really, are you fucking she used that word?
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Dude? It blew my mind.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: I don't think he's fucking with you at all.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I couldn't wait to tell you this because it blew
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: my lid. I wish you told me what it's a.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Testament to use it that you wrote a joke that
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: is parallel thinking to probably the most successful woman comedian
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: of our time.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Well whatever, I'm not really worried about it.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Why I think you are?
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Why aren't you worried?
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: I'm just not why because there's no way. I think
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: you haven't seen the joke in a while. It goes
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: so many different directions.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Now, No, I know every direction it goes.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: That's a leap of faith.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: No, I know every permutation that tags because the most
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: it's your most written joke, Like it's like the most
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: classically written joke, and it's like tag tag tag tag tag,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: like all the different I mean, I don't want to
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: give it away, but I've seen it. And then she
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: was doing all the same tag.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, no way, she was giving all the
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: same Uh you told me this? No fucking way, are
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: you kidding? You're kidding?
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: He's obviously you must be doing a bit of.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: Or she did steal.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: No scenario.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Amy Schumer would have seen my joke and then done
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: it word for word.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: She is doing your tag.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Too.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Where would I come up with this?
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: I think you were going to say something else, and
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: then I think you thought, oh, actually, it'll be funnier
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: to say that she stole your joke.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: What was I going to say?
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: That's the only joke?
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: What else was I going to say?
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know, dude, There's no way in hell that
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: that happened.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I was as disappointed as you were.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: She here if that happened. If that happened, you would
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: have called me directly after it.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I was like, let me save this for the show.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: And no, you wouldn't have done that.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what I did.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Let's smoke on it. Let's think about it.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: She had that tag.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, haven't you posted that somewhere now.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: It's his best ship.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: There's no way.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I was shocked too, and she was just working it out.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: She was like it was clearly like did it do well?
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: That's all I want for getting the cadence wrong.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I honestly not.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Even worst case scenario bang Like if she posted that
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: and then I posted to the clip of me and
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: like doing it fucking three years ago, that's like, that's
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: how my career. I'm on Joe Rogan the next week,
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: That's how my career takes off. So good for her
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: steal all my jokes.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: I wonder if more people wouldn't that the key would
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: be getting ahead of it and posting it.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: No, dude, you'd want to then want you want it
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: to be like when it's on fucking Netflix and then
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: I make like a forty five.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Minute There would be down People wouldn't necessarily be able
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: to say that. You could. You could lie and say
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: I shot this.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: No, because I've got tape with like time stamps on it,
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: and I'd be like.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Dude, iporting good receipt.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, your fucking dashcam footage of your sets is a timestamp.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: From like this when the booker sent me it. It
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: has the DAT and stuff on it and the email.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: I feel like people would on them. They would say
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: you had.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: No one would side because this would be I hope
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: she steals.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: It's literally, mother, she's what do you mean? I hope
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: she she already did. First of all, this would be
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: the seller huge for the seller huge. She was a
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: big drop in. She dropped in like Tony hawk Bro.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: This would be so big for me.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: I had such a bad set at the cellar. I
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: almost texted you. Sassin was like, I just did my
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: last set at the cellar. I I got so confused.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: I went up and there was someone in the back
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: halfway through my set who like post pulled their cell
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: phone up. Oh, and I thought I was getting the light,
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: and so I like I thought, holy shit, I'm way
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: not as far as I thought I.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Would pay you to do my dick sporting gist.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: I did my best dick spoorting goods bit, and then
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: I went all right, that's that's my time, thanks everybody.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: And then the host wasn't around because he knew that
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: I had like seven more minutes.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: That's not your fault.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: And then they raced to go get him and he
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: wasn't around. And he came running in. But by that
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: point I was like, oh, I don't know where the
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: host is. I'll just keep going. And he came bursting
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: into the room and I was like, no, no, I'm
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: doing more time and he goes, what the fuck?
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: And then by the way, the you know, Liz was watching.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: So it's all fucking a nightmare.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: And who is who is Liz? Exactly?
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: She's like the under She's probably the GM.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: She's the one who sits right by the door, like
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: and watching the set.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: She's usually no, she's usually up in the olive tree.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: But she's like that, she said when.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: When she comes down to watch the set, she stands
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: right in the door. Yeah. She was there for a
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Schumer set and she was going. She literally slapped her.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Knee.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're talking about, because I sat
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: right by the door and she slapped her leg like that.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: When she did it, a literal knee slapper. I couldn't
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: believe it.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Nightmare would that be to just find out that people
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: at the cellar are just passing around your bits, They're
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: just hang out. They're sending one dude over to the
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: stand every night to just record your set.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Like the corner stallions. He's got like binoculars fucking writing
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: shit down.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: They're taking turns, just running through your jokes.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: He's got the ray bang glasses that film like one
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: minute at a time, flipping them.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Oh man, so that was all made up?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm proud of you, Francis.
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  Speaker 1: That's a friend. That's what friends are for.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, looks like he's wearing a top hat NTI of Groot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is groot looking. I went to lou Cally
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  Speaker 1: as well. I spent so much time this weekend standing
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  Speaker 4: How was it? What's Luke Cali's best pizza place in
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: New York? They say, Oh, really, I never give it
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: like a nine something.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: It's like, it's like perfect. It's like the perfect pizza place.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: It's so fucking cool. It's so good.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: You know what the perfect pizza place is Papa John's
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: perfect pizza. I had Papa John's last night.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Papa John's isn't very good. All the breadsticks Doominos those
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: are also I mean obviously Pizza Hut two Marshall's sponsors
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: also great.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just I mean, you can't beat Papa John's.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but this place has like wooden chairs. I don't
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: give a shit, Bro, your beef is with Amy Schumer.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: No fuck, what kind of chairs they have there?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: You're being very nasty.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: It ain't Papa Ja's. I don't give a fuck.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: You walk into this plastic chairs at Papa Ja's.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Bro, I'm not going Do you think I was going
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: to Papa John's. I thought that you were sitting Sunday
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: night football. I'm like, you know what I'm gonna do.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna uber over to Papa John's and sit down.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna watch the seventeen year old like
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Stoner fucking push roll out the pizza himself. No, at
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Louke CALLI, they uh.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: See that video that reel of the dude at like
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Domino's or some shit, and he was making a pizza.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: It was like their boss making a pizza with a
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: blindfold on. And in the background they're playing that song
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: where it's like and.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: He's standing on the top of it.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: I forget what it is like, but your natural role.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: It's definitely muscle memory for those guys. When I worked
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: at pizza places, I definitely took pride in how fast
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: I could flip those boxes. Oh yeah, I was fucking
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: quick with it.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Oh I was slow as hell with that. I could
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: do the dough pretty well, and then everything else I
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: sucked at. I remember one time they said I cut
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: pizza like I didn't want a job.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I would like I took so much pride and flipping
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: the boxes, I'd be like drunk going into other like
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: pizza places and be like, let me, let.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Me, let me get back there, Let me get back
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: there and fold so.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Like I was like a super senior, or like I
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: graduated and going back to the frat run this place.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: I should be the fucking men around here. Let me
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: fold some fucking boxes.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: The time if you turn the corners at the same time,
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: cuts your speed in half. I'm trying to think of
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: the most menial job I ever had.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Pizza was the only job that I ever actually kind
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: of enjoyed.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: And then.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Because apparently they didn't enjoy me.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you got fire from a pizza place,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Like they don't do that.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: They fired me hardcore. I told the story before when
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: I called and they said you don't work here anymore.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: I said, hey, just gone and see if I'm on
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: the schedule for this week. And they said, hmm, you
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: don't work here anymore.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: You've been dead for years.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was like, oh, okay. I I remember
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: be feeling so good about how I handled it because
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: they were trying to get they were trying to get
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: a reaction out of me, and I just said, all right, thanks.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Oh what a surprise. I didn't feel anything, so I
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: thought that I had to go in though a huge
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: emotional swing from you.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Well, they wanted to get a reaction out of me.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Why because there was a lot of beef.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: They wanted to embarrass.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: They wanted to embarrass.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: They like the lover. Do you ever get a job?
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you ever get a job somewhere and you can
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: tell it's like a click. They're like they're they've all
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: they've all been working there barstool. Yeah, I kind of yeah,
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: but they're trying like yeah, when like when someone tries
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: to they try to squeeze out someone. They were trying
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: to squeeze me out from day one, and I was
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: just like beating all the odds. You got mean girled,
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: I got mean girled out.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Beating the odds.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: It was like one dude, Yeah, yeah, that was the.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: For the time against you put it. Put yourself in
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: their shoes.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Because I wasn't like on opioids. That's what they had
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: against me. They were all drug.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Addicts pushing everything there.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: I told the story before.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: It was like this belief beat, this beef is alive,
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: and well.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, I've said for years I want I when
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: I get enough money, I'm gonna buy the place and
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: fill it up with sand and just pay the rent.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Just make it into a massive terrarium hermit crabs.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna use this to keep road sick from
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: now on.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Dude, I the the the last day I worked there
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: before I got fired. I went in. The dude that
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: was on the working the pizza shift with me showed up,
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: ship faced out of his mind. He was like, just shotguns,
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: like four or four locos before I got here. You're
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: gonna have to really step it up today. And I
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: was like, okay. And then the dude that was working
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: the drive, the driver, he was high on opioids and
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: he was nodding off in the basement. And the new
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: owner that we had comes in. He's like, yeah, he's
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: uh the drivers. He's so fucking tired right now. I
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: think I'm gonna send him home. He's exhausted. And I
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: was like, yeah, dude, he's exhausted. He's fucking nodding off
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: How shitty of an employee did you have to be
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: to be the one that got fired? Well, everyone around you,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gunning for local hinted all against me. No, that's
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: not what that's such a dude.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: The kid, the kid that I was working with, like
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: halfway through the shift, he goes, dude, you got to.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Cover from me. I have to go in the bathroom
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: and throw up. And then I'm like all right.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: And then and then he comes back and I'm with
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: the owner. The owner is like helping me with the pizzas,
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: and he comes back and tries to pin it on me.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: He's like, dude, he comes up to me in front
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: of the owne hes, dude, you really got to like
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: speed it up, because like they'd be there so behind
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: on orders right now, and and he like, so he's
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: trying to like turn it against me to make himself
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: seem like he's not doing anything wrong that.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: He's like making you the lower man on the.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. And then of course I'm too much of
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: a pussy to be like, dude, you're fucking shit faced
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: You have your fingers are covered in your own bile.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: It's just yourself up in the bathroom. There has to
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: be more to the story. I everybody you were stone
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: cold sober, and they're like, we have to get rid
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: of that guy.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Well, what happened was I went to Chicago. I've told
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: the story before I went to Chicago.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Damn, sass, you just ashed on the ground.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: I know, well no, HAARTI foul. I went to Chicago
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: to move my sister into college and I called and
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: I texted the kid that I worked with and I said, Hey,
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: are you with the manager? Is she working right now?
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: And he said yes, And I go, can you tell
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: her that I cannot work Friday and Saturday this week?
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Can you cover for me? And he goes, yeah, let
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: me just run it by her, and then he texted
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: me back like thirty minutes later. She says, you're all set,
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: don't worry about it. And I was like, all right, cool.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: But he never told her.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: He never told her. So then I called. So then
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: I called on Sunday and they were like, you skipped
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: a shift and I was like, no, I didn't. He
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: said that he confirmed it with you, and she goes,
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: is he your manager? And I was like no, I
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: just assumed that people have like human decency here. I
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: didn't know that he was setting. I didn't know he
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: was like playing a prank on me. So you talked back, Yeah.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: You did? You did out him at that point? What
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: you outed that guy at that Yeah, obviously you had to.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, he said that I was He
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: said that I was good, and she was like, well,
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: he's not your manager. And I was like, well, doesn't
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: that feel like something that you should be worried about
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: that that guy is just like lying.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: Historically, you do have a little bit of confusion when
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: it comes to knowing which person to tell that you
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: will not show up here.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: It's zah yeah, and he lives in Chicago. Yeah, a
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: little he said.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: You don't even know what that's referring to Francis.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: Yes, no, when you skip those spots at the stand, oh.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that wasn't my that was my
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: fault actually completely. But that's just instinct to be like.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: No aggressive. I'm just saying that is a thing to know.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: It's it's a helpful thing to know. Yeah, which person
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: to say, hey, yeah, I'm not coming.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was my bad. I didn't text the right person.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but at the beach of Place, it wasn't your bed.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: I actually got a text this weekend on Saturday from
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: someone at the stand and they were like, hey, do
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: you want to do a nine to fifteen spot? And
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'm on the road. And then
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: they were aplied and said, so you're not going to
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: make your midnight spot And my heart like fell to
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: the floor because that's what happened last time. And I
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: was like, no fucking way. And then I checked the
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: schedule and I wasn't on and I was like, I'm
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: not on the midnight show.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: Was this a comic or a booker?
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: A booker or not a booker a manager?
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: And they were and they were with you now. They
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: were like, oh, that's my bad. I thought you were
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: on the midnight And I was.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, so she was. Were they fucking with you
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: on purpose?
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: No, they weren't fucking with me.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: It's just an accident.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just a common mistake. Let me get that zippo.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: I want to relight. Let me get that zippo.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I want to refuel, I want to get hard.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: I want to get a look at those titties is
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: what I really want.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Check that out. Oh hey, that was pretty cool. Yeah,
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: it was like a moment in the NBA Dunk Contest, though,
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: where if you had achieved it on the first attempt.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: For it's tough because I have sweatpants on.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll hold up like a seven out of seven
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: point five for that one.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: We just knew what you were trying to do, and
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: we didn't the first time.
• 45:09
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  Speaker 1: Back to the show, Do you remember the NBA dunk
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: contest when Birdman it took him maybe like twenty five
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: attempts to do the dunk from half court.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, that sucks I've ever seen to be.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: So he had to run so far back every time.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: He would always have to sprint all the way back
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: to half court rethrow himself this crazy alley loop, and
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: there was no incentive for him to just like not
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: do the same one. You are making a fucking mess
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: of our beautiful new studio.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: You had crazy drug addiction.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, And he didn't get fired from the NBA.
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: You just got more tattoos. Maybe they just.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Fire the guys who don't do the drugs. Well, the
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: fucking druggies get to live there, fucking sweet little perfectly.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Well that's because everyone's doing drugs. So if you're surrounded
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: by people who are doing drugs, then you're like, well,
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: none of them. They're gonna fire all of them.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: Did you see this clip from Taylor Lawand on Spitting
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: Chicklets where he talked about the flight home from an
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: NFL game in London where they were just smoking blunts
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: on the plane. Yes, and this flight attendant came over
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: and was like, you can't do that, and the guy
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: was like, oh sorry, and he put it out and
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: then three minutes later he was like fuck that guy
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: again now and the light attention, just watched them, was like,
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: there's nothing more I can do.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I haven't heard that, but I feel like
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: I've heard a similar story where someone was like, how
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: much is the fine if I get if I smoke
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: wheat on this plane right now? And they told him
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: the fine he was like, all right, then I'm smoking
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: beat on the plane. It was like, he's like, those
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: guys are all fucking millionaire.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: Can you imagine being on an airplane and someone lighting
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: up a blunt it was a public flight, I don't know,
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: I'm sure it was a chartered plane.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but so everybody smoking that blunt. If one
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: person smoking it on the airplane, everybody smoking that.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's also crazy.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, especially when there's like air filters and shit, that's
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: like spreading the air everywhere.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: It's amazing to think, right that there was for the
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: entire first chapter of air travel, smoking was not only allowed,
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: but like the most commonly it was the place where
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: everyone did smoke. Yeah.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: My mom used to have to go on the smoking
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: section with my grandfather. She used to have to sit
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: on a plane with in the smoking section.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: So wow, that there's a smoking section, as if they
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: could at all. Like, imagine your one row behind the
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: smoking section. You're like, oh, well, I'm not the smoking section.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: It shouldn't have exact Yeah it's smoked, dude, It just yeah,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: it filters whatever air that it just mixes in with
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: the rest of the air around.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: You know, I've come to, without even realizing it, think
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: that the reason smoking is prohibited on an airplanes is
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: because it would fucking cause the plane to crash. Yeah,
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: not the case at all.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Now, it's just gross.
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: You might even argue that planes are better equipped to
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: handle smoke filtration than casinos.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, probably.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so glad you agree with me. I thought you
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: were going to do your thing that you typically do.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Now I would actually say that's probably dead on because
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: of all the air filters and shit they have in planes, torpedo.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: This is the first time you've agreed with him like that.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah you must this Schumer shit must really be. Your
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: mind is somewhere else. I'm have the time to come
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: back at Francis. You're so perturbed.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: But and the crazy thing is I've actually defended before,
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: I know, not for her jokes stealing, but just from
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: when people are like she's the worst comedian of all time.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: I don't like when people say that the most famous
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: comedians in the world are the worst comedians of all time.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: It's like, well, have you ever been to an open mic,
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: because I promise you there's worst comedians. There's much worse
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: comedians than Amy Schumer.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's an insane take. She's very good.
• 52:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: And and and people got so on Carlos Mencia when
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: he was you know, Rogan made that thing about him
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: stealing jokes. And I remember years later, I was at
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: some club talking to a manager and I was like,
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: he see had been there the weekend before. Yeah, And
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: I was like, Jesus Christ, I'm playing the same club
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: as a Carlos Mencia's That's that's not a good look
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: for him. And I asked the manager. I was like,
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: how did Carlos Mencia do? And he goes, dude, he
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: comes like once a year we have to add shows.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: He sells everything out. He's the hardest killer that we
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: have on our entire roster. Yeah.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's probably not that hard to kill when
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: you're just doing a compilation of all your favorite bits.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's wow, that's what I call music of
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: everybody's best ship this year.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: I think it's all like Latin humor though.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I don't really know much about collegeos bits.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah interesting.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: But he can't. I mean, there's no way he's back
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: to ceiling but that kind of ship.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be surprised.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Really, wouldn't people just continue to catch him. Wouldn't his
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: spaceb be plastered all over the walls like you got fucking.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: He got a lot of heat, and then I think
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: people realized it. It was like it coincided with him
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: getting Mind of Mencia on Comedy Central and his like
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: big growth and rise. He had some specials. I think
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: I truly.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: Don't know anything about him aside for the well.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: It was Ari.
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: It was Ari's bit that he took.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: I think it was.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: I think it was Ari and Bobby Lee too, right,
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: It might have been Yeah, but Bobby Lee like opened
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: for him for a while.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: He would. I used to watch my Mind of Mencia.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: That's not like in high school. I like stay home
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: on a Friday night and watch Mind of Mencia.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: Really it was all on Comedy Central.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and all he did was make fun of mentally
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: challenged people. He was like famous His tagline was.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: That was like my Connie style.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's your writing.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna start stealing Carlos Ari bits from Carlos Mancia.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: You ever been with Dick's Sporting Goods?
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: The guy working there was kind of oh man, it
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: was he would he would run that, he would he'd
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: run back every fucking episode.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: That's so, that's so funny. I wish I had like
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: a tag, like a punt, like a catchphrase.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: They did you watch Did you watch Crashing? Pete Holmes?
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: No?
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: No, I just so I watched the first season. So
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: my cousins were in town. We didn't get into the
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: cellar on Friday night after I stood in line for
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: like an hour trying to get him in. Uh, And
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: I was like, we'll just on Crashing. It's like basically
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: like you'll you'll figure out how, uh how it all works.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: We watched the first season of Crashing over that night
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: and then the next.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: Day smokes that it's half hour episode. Yeah.
• 55:11
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: They really like comedy, but they live in Alabama, so
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: they don't get to.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: See They should have come see me in Huntsville.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: But my aunt said, so my my, uh like that
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: he uh owns a Wiener stand. My cousin's boyfriend.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah what yeah yeah yeah yeah.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah Ownand I know I knew that already.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: I know where this is going. I don't. I I
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: genuinely don't. Yeah yeah yeah, my aunt I got smoked in.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: My aunt wanted when when you were in town. They
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: were like, you should go to this show and they
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: should get a little sas to come to the Wiener.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Stands Oh, okay, I would have done that.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: No, you wouldn't have you. And then my point, my
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: point to them was he didn't even go to the
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Denver Nuggets game when the Nuggets had the fucking owners seat, sass,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: isn't coming to fucking shit, Dude, he'll go to If
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: the Wiener Stand was inside of his hotel room, maybe
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: he'd go to it.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: I still wouldn't.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was awkwardly not make an eye contact with
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: the Wiener Stand.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: That's just it's dude. I don't know what it is
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: about going on the road, but it's like you don't
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: want to do anything.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: I've I've I used to be like that. I changed.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: I try to do stuff, but it's just like even
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: this weekend, Like we weren't even in Pittsburgh. We're in Homestead, Pennsylvania,
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: which is like twenty five minutes from Pittsburgh.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Sure, and do you have a rental?
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: No?
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: I feel like that it would have been a great
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: weekend to have a rental, though.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: That affects how much you could do.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah if I if I was going, But it's
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: like so I we just hung around the fucking strip
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: mall the whole weekend. We went to Pittsburgh like once
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: for like dinner or something with Nick and one of
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: his buddies, and we went to a barcade.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: Those are fun.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: I love bade beat.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: The Uh what is the game with the rockets? The
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: Gallica c Gallica Gatica Gatica Galaxy Quest. No, what is it?
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: What's it called Galactica?
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah that sounds right.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: I beat the high score of the current high score holder.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: That's pretty impressive actually, the actual high score.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: I was nine million, shy, but it did feel awesome.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: And then I entered my initials in I couldn't and
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: it went away before I could take a picture.
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: They probably reset that every day now.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: And it's free too, isn't that so?
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: You don't have to like use coins, just going and
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: it's free.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I love a barcade.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really fun.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: That's perfect for you, SaaS.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: I went to a museum on Saturday, what kind and
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: I don't say that often science art arts, the Whitney
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: Museum and I saw a black artist.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, that's sick, very interesting, very rare Henry Taylor.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: That's a good find.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: I mean, it was as good as it gets. I've
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: noticed excuse me, you work here right, everybody in all
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: of these paintings is black. I've never seen a would
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: the artist happen to be black as well? Or just
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: a huge fan?
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: I'm confused. Was the artist there at the museum?
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: No?
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, that would be hilarious, just lingering by the paintings,
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: being like, what do you think of that in disguise?
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: Do you think that one kind of dog shit? Huh?
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: I actually don't like that. I actually don't mind that one.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: I think it's good me too.
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: Well, you're looking at him, am I on a show?
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: I just do this on Saturdays.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: It was really good. It was it was really cool.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: Uh it did? Did he does portraits? You know? My
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: problem is I go see a fucking museum thing like that.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: The artist is still alive, And my question is always, well,
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: how much can I buy one of these four? Because
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: I don't know art, but I want some.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Art so much money?
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: And they were like, good lucks a million dollars. I
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: don't fucking know.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: In sanity, I saw an artist on Instagram who made
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: like cool paintings, and I clicked on their website to
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: bot to be like, oh, I'm gonna buy one of
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: these fucking like ten thousand dollars? Are you kidding me? Da,
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: That's not bad, that's not bad.
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: That guy's not in the Whitney Museum. Let's just put
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: that way.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well I saw the guy in the museum is
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: probably what like ten million dollars?
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, who knows exactly, dude, there's no range.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: These artists need to fucking relax, some dude.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: They need to get a fucking side job at a
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: pizza place like the rest of us.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: It shouldn't be expecting to make a living off of
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: their art.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, making a living verse making. I mean
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: that's like generational wealth from one painting.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Drake should be only fucking like you shouldn't be
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: making that much money.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: What do you think in your when you think of
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: the term generational wealth? What is the number the value
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: that you would come to your mind.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: If you're selling a painting for ten million dollars, assuming
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: you have multiple paintings that are all going for the
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: same amount of money.
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: But you just said one painting.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Ten million dollars is a lot of money.
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: Do you think ten million dollars from one painting is generational?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: For how many generations one? Yeah?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: I if I had ten million dollars, I think like
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: my grandkids would be doing.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, let's say you sold the painting for ten million dollars.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: That was the only painting you sold. You got to
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: pay forty percent tax on that, so you have six
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: million dollars.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: You're two years off.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: Fuck off, that's not generating.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: Now, I hate that. That annoyed me. Well, that's why
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: I said, what's the number? Yeah, but I didn't count obviously,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: thing wasn't factoring in taxes. I was thinking about just
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: the number ten million dollars.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: If I had painting in your painting in Monaco, if.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: I had ten million dollars in my bank account, I
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: think that like my grandchildren would be would be doing well.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: You'd have to be very responsible where you put that money.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: Depends on how many kids you have too.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: You'd have to have a very.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: Say I had ten million dollars in my bank acount,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: I had one child, and then he or she had
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: one child. Maybe, yeah, they're not gonna I tell you what,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: They're not gonna be fucking like struggling for money.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Well, once you pass it down your kid and they
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: fucking squander the money going to fucking Fred Again concerts
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: and fucking seeing Tiesta and Tuloom, then the money goes
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: away really fast.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, what is your guys number? Sorry, because I
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: forgot you. Guys probably both already have ten million dollars
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: in your bank account?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Sure don't, sure, don't.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: Uh. I think when I think when I think of
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: generational wealth, I think it's like fifty is the number
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: that comes to mind Where you're saying, like, my grandkids,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: if they wanted, would not necessarily have.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: To work ten millions millionaire next door.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: You can't. You can't. You can't walk down the streets
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: in New York without tripping over a ten millionaire.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: You know, some ten millionaires don't even fly first class.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: They're sitting next to even steerage.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: I feel the first class this weekend got upgraded twice.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: Pittsburgh, right, Yeah, nice but pretty.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: You probably were at like thirteen thousand feet the whole time.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: It's actually a surprisingly longer flight than you'd expect.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I don't pressurize the cabin.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: No, they did. Funny but they did.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: And when I flew private up to Providence.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: This day, Sash just turned his fangs on you. You
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: got Francis and.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Amy Schumer stuff.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: The Shumer ship's getting to me.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: Just look at this. I've got another cone that is.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: I know, I feel like I don't have enough trust
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: in my ash.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: You just gotta give it time.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: Well, you have all the trust in the world with
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: your ash.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: Quite good with my mouth.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: You also have made a crime scene out of this
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: massive ash, massive ash. You're gonna have to fucking how
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: are you? How are you gonna clean the carpet? Stomp
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: it in?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, spread it around you ever, like drop ice
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: when you're like getting ice out of you refrigerator and
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: just kick it under the fridge.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Absolutely.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: I saw an online trend of people peeing on the
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: toilet seat and then cleaning it off with their sock.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: That's disgusting.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: Why why is that a trend? Why would that have happened?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: That's what all the young bucks are doing these days.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: It's a trend. Some people just leave it though. Some
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: of the nicest restaurants. You go into a fucking nice
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: ass space and there is piss all over the toilet seat.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: How is that possible?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: I leave it.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: I leave it at my apartment. If it's the middle
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: of the night and I pick up and piss, I'm
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: not fucking wiping that shit off. I'll wipe it off
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: in the morning.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: Can someone explain to me the loose pubes on toilet seats?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: Who's shedding? Yeah?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: I don't understand those. My cubes are like, why would
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: nailed into my body?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: You?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: You basically your pubes are what men who go to
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: Turkey to get hair transplants. Yeah, that's what they want.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: It is that what they're asking for. Pors have been
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: sewn in and replanted. You have a fresh turf job on.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: Your pubis That's literally what it's like. Yeah, because I
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: like it. There's people who like can like rip off
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: a pew.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: It's like a loose tooth.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: Why and not only that, but if I stood up, you.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Leave a pube under your pillar?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like my pubes. It's like if one coming off,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: there's gonna be blood. Like it hurts so much.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: The pube fairy comes and fucking leaves A dollar for
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: a pube?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: How many?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: How many dollars do you think you could get?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: One pube is worth a thousand dollars.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: You sew them into a voodoo doll.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: Why why would you stand up from taking a ship
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: and see that you had a giant black hair from
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: your ass remaining on the toilet seat and say, I'm
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: leaving that for the next person to.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: Floss ew Francis sick brain?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: Why what? How do you not want that? Why didn't
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: Why wouldn't you get rid of that? I don't understand
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: that mindset.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: There used to be people used to rub their boggers
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: on the I remember that on the urinal sides at
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: school perpetrate it was me at both of those places.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: I would never do that.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: That's nasty, Yeah right, you definitely would do it. Absolutely,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: That's fucking gross. Well, just making a what's fine? You
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: gotta clean that, clean it up and then realize flamed.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: Fresh freshen up there. Let's keep this, you know, gentlemanly
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: profession I'm getting down to roach roach territory here.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: As am I roach motel. Fuck you've been Yes, beautiful
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: ash you. That's just a testament to your fitness, how
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: strong your lungs are. Every time you puff into it,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: a quarter inch of that shape disappeared.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: I'm a chugger, I'm a volume guy. I saw that
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: we had one more cigar, and I figured, well, he's first.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Hey, you can, you can let up the artur fin days.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: No, I don't want it. That's your saving that not really.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: It Large took the last one, so you might as
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: well smoke it before Large steals it back.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: I can't. This is my problem. I love cigars, and
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: so I try not to ever smoke them because I
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: know that when I.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: Do, you're gonna want to smoke more.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna want like multiple cigars.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me and Mooke smoked cigars after IF We finished
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: Danny's Chicago, and we thought it was one of those
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: things that like was like, oh, this will be fun.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: There was a cigar store next to the Downtown's Any Chicago,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: so we went in. We got cigars and uh, it
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: was fucking freezing outside and so windy, and we both
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: just smoked like two hits and then we're like, dude,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: let's go home.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: Anytime you break out cigars among a group of buddies,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: you're like, yeah, yeah, someone's like spoke two hits and
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: then they just leave.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a beautiful cigar.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: I mean this is crazy, Like this is like we've
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: been sitting here for a long time.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: That's what's nice about y.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like at Arondack chair and you're sitting around the fire.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: It's nice side event. Yeah, like you can't be doing
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: this ship while it's cold outside, or at least you
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: can need a blanket on your lap or some shit
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: like you.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: You know where we could have a cigar is when
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: we are waist deep in the Taconic River in two
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: weekends SaaS, Yeah, because we're going to be playing at
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: Albany at the uh what is it the funny Bone,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: the funny Bone, and during the day will be in
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: the Hudson Valley fly fishing. And I had to purchase
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: fly fishing equipment.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: So that you have to get I have extra stuff
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: you do.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, I'm glad because I just lied and I
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: did not actually buy. Okay, I don't have extra waiters.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: I have extra like I have an extra rod, though
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: I'll buy some waiters. I could use a rod. Yeah,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: and I'm also going to need some tips because I'm
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: not great. Yeah that sucks. What fuck you?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: I give it like five minutes before you're better than
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: SaaS at it.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: I think I already amy. Some people have it as
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: an innate ability.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: I think promise, so you're not better than me, We'll
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: see who gets you my shadow casting shadow casting?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Sounds like some eight chan ship.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: I call it the shadow casting.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: And I realized that the the line just just low
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: enough to the water, causing a rainbow.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: To ride in the time that Sas had not left
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: his apartment an artist.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Realize, you guys are hitting a reference.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: Sorry, Brock.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: We just quote that's river runs through it, and we
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: quote it pretty much every episode. At this point, I'm
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go fly fishing in Denver to how are
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: we I might ski?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's by the way, so that we there?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro you could definitely tag along.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: I don't get it.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: Do you want to go fly fishing in Denver?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: Oh? Oh, I thought you meant to Denver. Oh, I'm
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: gonna going from the billing. No, no, no, I'm going. No,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: I'm going in Denver. We're gonna I'm gonna go with
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: my buddy. But that's fine, you go, I'll uh ski, No,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: that's when I'm supposed to ski.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Well, he said you said we like it was gonna
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: be you and Francis doing it. You didn't mention that
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: your buddy bo.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: That was the joke was when he said, oh, we
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: are and I said no.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Well, he said he's gonna go skiing. He said I
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: might ski.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: The cigars got me feeling a little loopy.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: I could tell he's got you ornery too.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: Where are you gonna go skiing? Francis?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, I was looking at it. What's it called?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: I have the epic pass so oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: there's a couple of one that's like only an hour
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: and ten minutes away. It's not bad.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna rent a car?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that'll be nice.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to get out to Iceland. But they
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: got a fucking live volcano right next to the blue.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't want to go to the Blue again.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: The guard regardless well, I think he's right. I hear
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: it's a tourist trap, and it's not that sick likesve.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Dude, I have generational wealth are you talking about.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: I think it's a tourist trap, and that's like strand
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: it's expensive for beers. There's like only certain you can
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: only go for like an hour expensive.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Why are you keep on saying expensive because.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: It is It's like it's like one hundred and twenty
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: five bucks a person.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: I don't think that's the problem. When you go to Iceland,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: you're ready to spend money.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to spend money.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: But but I do think you're better off just going
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: to find a hot spring.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: I think there's better hot springs, more natural, less visited,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: less fewer people.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Isn't there Isn't that the best hotel in all of Iceland,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: the one that's right there.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I didn't really stay in nice hotels.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: We stayed in like, uh, what's it called hostels?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Yerts. Yeah, yeah, that's that's not what That's not how
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to live.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: No, the hostels were nice. The hostels are like just
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: hotel rooms.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: But didn't you say that you got so sick of
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: them that you decided to buy a hotel.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: No, that was we got so sick of camping. Oh,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: I see that I decided to buy everyone a hotel room.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: Must be nice. That's generation generational wealth.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: Now that actually set me back a lot of money
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: buying a hotel room for two other people every night.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Because isn't everything super expensive there? It's eighty dollars for
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: a dunkin Donuts run. So I couldn't believe they had
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: dunkin donuts though, do they? Yeah?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: You got to drink some gulls while you're out there.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: So good goals are good?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: Goals are good? Uh? Go to what is it? Uh?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: Something Market?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that sounds great.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: Something Market is the name of the restaurant, and you
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: can buy you can eat horse.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: I heard they have reindeer up there too.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: I'll be seeking that out.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: The horse meat was really good.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: I heard that they have reindeer that you can get. Uh,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's the difference between a reindeer and
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: just a venison. Well, they'll sing you a song, yeah,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: a little red nose?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: Fuck face? Is that.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Is James Cagney. You're in a film noir? What's what's
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: going on here?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, we can end it, I guess no, no, no,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: not good to go?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: What's our what's our what's our time?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: Looks like we got to be going for like two
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: hours right now?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Not even.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: Nine?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: What the hell?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: I thought we were going for at least an hour
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  Speaker 3: and a half.
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  Speaker 1: No, not even close.
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  Speaker 3: Are we going to finish these? Is that the plan?
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty much there, He's there, brother, you got a
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: lot of work to do.
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  Speaker 4: I can barely hold it anymore. I'm holding it like
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: a joint.
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  Speaker 3: We'll get you a clip you might have to. You
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: ever in hal a cigar and it just fucking feels
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: like it's just squeezing your lungs.
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  Speaker 4: That's no fun. Yes, I knew that would happen. I
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: told you where where.
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  Speaker 1: I ran it by everybody. I ran it by everybody.
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  Speaker 4: I knew it was only a matter of time.
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  Speaker 1: I knew it was going to be. I knew it
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  Speaker 1: was going to be a lot of event.
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  Speaker 4: Lisa.
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  Speaker 3: That came then complaint, Oh man, I ton of I
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: kind of forgot. We were even in the office for
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: a hot minute.
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  Speaker 1: Just come get your come do a little complaining.
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  Speaker 4: The hell was that?
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  Speaker 9: Okay? Am?
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  Speaker 3: I aunt now, Yeah, you're on.
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  Speaker 9: You're good, so, son of a boy. Dad. This is
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 9: a beautiful, beautiful studio.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Talk right into that, Mic, This is.
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  Speaker 11: A beautiful studio that my team created for you guys
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  Speaker 11: who like it.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's very nice.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 9: It's really nice.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Sounds like you're fishing for compliments before you say something
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: really disgusting to us. I'm fishing.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: We're going fishing next weekend.
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  Speaker 11: I'm just buttering you guys up for when I tell
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 11: you how fucking disgusting smoking cigars.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: We ran it by, We ran it by mb and
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: uh and Brian Fitzsimmons. They said it was fine.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: They said, smoke that bitch out more.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 9: Literally the entire office smell.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: Are people complaining?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Yes, who they're.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 11: Everyone's opening the windows. I won't reveal names.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: I want names. Yeah, do they not? Is anyone like
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: freaking out?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 9: Everyone is king out?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: Are they gonna tell Erica?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 9: Does that matter at this point?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Lisa, that's so fucked up? Are they gonna tell Dave?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 9: Probably not?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, So we're good.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're fine. And even if they told Dave, I
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: don't think he would be that mad. This is great content, so.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 9: Gross a headache right now, but.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: You always have a headache.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: You also shouldn't have come in here. This is ground zero.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: You thought, where's that coming from?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: When we Yeah, we're low key hot boxing, Like.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: I was worried that the smoke alarms were gonna go off.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: What appears?
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  Speaker 11: When I was in college, I used to know how
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 11: to make a bomb out of an apple.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, so you have a problem.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 9: No, that was like twenty years ago.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: So imagine what you know how to do now.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 9: I don't know how to do anything now.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: You can make a bomb out of an apple?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know about that.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: So who's complaining? Tell us? Who's complaining? Did they know us?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: They know who we are? Do we know them?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 9: The son of a boy dad?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Right? And so that was kind of like a blessing.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so I was gonna come in here and yell.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: At you guys.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: We'll just let them know you gave us an earful
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: even though you've been so kind.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: So also we ran it by MB and Brian Fitzimmons.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: They were like, light it up.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 9: So then it's fine, smoke them if you got them.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: Well, they were right next door. So who should we run?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: What's the what's the order of operations here at barstool. Now,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: wh should we run? Shit by Dave? He's the boss
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Davis in Miami?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 9: What the fuck your Barstool Radio? Answer?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: Is that? Right now?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: She's pranking you.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 9: I'm not You didn't see Dave's email.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I've been I've been smoking cigars in here,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: breaking new breaking, what is it?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 9: Breaking moves? What's thatpp?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Francis. Francis runs Barstool Radio.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: One of the people that show.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no more Barstool Radio.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: Looks like we uh, oh, how do.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 9: You make those rings? I hope we're not recording right now,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 9: are we?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: No, we're recording.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, we're one hundred percent recording. Okay, So barshol Radio
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: is canceled. We're in trouble about the cigars.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: I just think, is it because of the cigars that
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: he canceled bartol Radio?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 9: It's of whom smell?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, well you you kind of made that decision.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: You just when you wore a sweater this morning. You're like,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: I run the risk of carrying smoke. Oh I don't
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: know anyway. All right, well here here I'll put it
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: out for you. No for you, No, No, the good
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: times in because the fun Police come in.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. This would never happen in Chicago.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 11: Short, damn, how do you know when to stop smoking.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: Whenever someone comes in and yells at.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: Us, when you feel like you're gonna projectile vomit?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 9: Let me ask you this, what are you talking about.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Our Jewish faith that we can't be Jewish too? Okay,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: I don't realize. Sure the gatekeeper of Judaism for.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 9: A nice Jewish guy. I'm Jewish demographic.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: He's Jewish.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: All the Jews I know are fighting for the car.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah that is true.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: All right, well in the episode then, all right, it's
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: been a great episode. Thank you so much, Lisa for
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: ending our awesome time that we were having. Barstool Radio canceled.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: No, I've beendn't hear.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: Why.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: I think it would be because we didn't really address
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: the drama from last week, and I would imagine that's
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: what he would have wanted us to do.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: All right, Hey, we had a good run smoking cigars.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: We had a good run with Barstool Radio.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: All right, thank you guys for listening. This has been
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: some of a boy that I'm gonna be in Houston,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: Texas this weekend. Little sasquatch website dot com. Please come
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: see me. Francis oh and I mean France, are gonna
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: be in Denver the weekend after that. Come see us.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: All right, goodbye, Thank you.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: We gotta go out the back door.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: It probably does fucking look out there.