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HOUR 4 | D.L.'s Childhood Disasters, Signs of a Workaholic & Kirk Franklin x GloRilla · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the DLU.
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  Speaker 2: We show you a 2026 edition. If you are going
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  Speaker 2: to be in St. Petersburg, I will be there on
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  Speaker 2: the 26th. On the 25th, I'll be in Jacksonville, Duval
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  Speaker 2: County at the Florida Theater. And 26th, I'll be at
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  Speaker 2: the Mahaffrey Theater in Tampa, Florida. Of course, my book,
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  Speaker 2: Charlie's Boys, out October 6th. And Uncertain, our podcast is
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  Speaker 2: doing it. You know, what's very funny to me, we
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  Speaker 2: were talking, I remember I was, I might have been
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  Speaker 2: in the fourth, third or fourth grade. And I kissed
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  Speaker 2: this girl named Michelle on her front yard. In the
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  Speaker 2: front yard, I kissed her. And this dude named Junior
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  Speaker 2: who lived out of the street from me, he said, man,
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  Speaker 2: he said, what'd you just do? I said, I kissed Michelle.
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  Speaker 1: He said, did you use your tongue? I said, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He said, she's pregnant. He told me she was pregnant.
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  Speaker 3: Because you used your tongue.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and I started crying, and I had to wait
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  Speaker 1: for my father to get home.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't want to be a daddy.
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  Speaker 1: I told my father, I said, Daddy, I got to
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. He said, what? I said, I kissed
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  Speaker 1: Michelle with my tongue. Now she's pregnant, and I got
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  Speaker 1: to get a job. He laughed really hard. He laughed
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  Speaker 1: so hard. That is kind of funny. You can't get
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  Speaker 1: nobody pregnant, but you just.
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  Speaker 3: Your dad hadn't had a conversation with you about the
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  Speaker 3: burdensome leaves?
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  Speaker 1: I was in the third or fourth grade.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, what's still?
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  Speaker 1: No, he hadn't had.
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  Speaker 3: He was kissing with the tongue. You needed that conversation.
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  Speaker 1: No, she did it. I just didn't.
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  Speaker 2: She was fast. And she got pregnant in the seventh grade.
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  Speaker 2: So it wasn't me, though. It wasn't me, though.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do it. But, but.
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  Speaker 2: Junior is the same one when I got crabs when
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  Speaker 2: I was like 13.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you keep listening to Junior?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: He said, I said, man, I got these bugs down there.
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  Speaker 2: He says, spray some raid on them.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. And I spray. Did you know there's
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  Speaker 1: a word I never knew before? It's called porous.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, indeed.
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  Speaker 2: Did you know what that is? So the skin down
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  Speaker 2: there is very porous.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. So I sprayed it on there.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, ah!
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  Speaker 3: I bet you did.
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  Speaker 2: And I go to Martin Luther King, King Drew Hospital.
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  Speaker 2: And he was like, man, you could have killed yourself.
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  Speaker 2: The skin back down there is very porous. And other
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  Speaker 2: doctors came in.
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  Speaker 3: They wanted to take a look.
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  Speaker 1: To see the fool.
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  Speaker 3: At the little brown boy. He's in room number four.
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  Speaker 2: And it wasn't even Ray, because black people didn't use Ray.
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  Speaker 2: They used Deacon, because Muhammad Ali sold Deacon.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that? We didn't use Ray. We used Deacon. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know that. Just like I didn't know you.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, who sprays red? Well, I guess if another
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  Speaker 3: kid is telling you that.
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  Speaker 1: It makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was Junior, the one who told me I
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  Speaker 2: got in the third grade, I got Michelle s * * * spray.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I shouldn't even say her name. Don't put her
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  Speaker 1: name out there. Well, it's too late.
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  Speaker 3: You tell yourself that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Nobody heard the s * * * part. Have
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  Speaker 1: you seen her since? Dirty dude. Have you seen her since? No,
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  Speaker 1: but the first time I.
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  Speaker 3: You do know I thought I got you pregnant one time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's like, what?
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  Speaker 2: The first time I ever got something, I was 12.
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  Speaker 2: And there was this girl who lived down the street
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  Speaker 2: from me.
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  Speaker 1: And her name was.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna say her name because she definitely lives in...
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  Speaker 2: And she gave me something. And for like 10 seconds,
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  Speaker 2: I loved her so much.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I felt this overwhelming feeling of love. I
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  Speaker 1: love her so much. And then I just wanted her
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  Speaker 1: to leave. Yeah, got over it. I can't believe how
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  Speaker 1: much I love her right now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't want her to ever leave. Get out!
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  Speaker 4: Get out!
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  Speaker 2: She had a little bitty ponytail, and she looked like
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  Speaker 2: she was not a looker at all.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: She was not a looker at all.
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  Speaker 3: Well, she was something to you.
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  Speaker 1: You wanted it. Available, that's what she was. She had
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  Speaker 1: a little ponytail, looked like a light switch. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: They call those pigtails, you know.
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  Speaker 1: You know how they have more baby hair than hair?
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  Speaker 2: All right, coming up, we got a song for when
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  Speaker 2: your mom and daddy were still together.
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  Speaker 1: We have my top five, a little.
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  Speaker 2: Note from the GED sex, and we're going to cover
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  Speaker 2: today's top stories with what's trending on the DL Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 2: Every woman wants a hardworking man, but there are some drawbacks. Jasmine,
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  Speaker 2: give us five signs he's a workaholic. His workaholism has
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  Speaker 2: gone too far. That's by Julia Alston for Madame Noir.
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  Speaker 3: Number five, he has no friends.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. None. And one.
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  Speaker 3: Not even a hobby.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: Number four of the top five signs his workaholism has
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  Speaker 3: gone too far. He will only spend money on investments.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty good, though. What about dinner?
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  Speaker 3: What about vacation?
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  Speaker 1: That's an investment.
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  Speaker 3: Anniversary.
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  Speaker 1: A marriage is an investment.
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  Speaker 3: Come on. I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 1: And an institution.
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  Speaker 3: Number three of the top five signs his workaholism has
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  Speaker 3: gone too far. He works your entire vacation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We'll do that.
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  Speaker 3: That's how we hear.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting sand in my computer. Hurry up, move.
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  Speaker 3: Number two of the top five signs his workaholism has
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  Speaker 3: gone too far. He refuses to turn off his phone.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's a little bit of everybody, I feel like.
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  Speaker 3: And the number one of the top five signs his
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  Speaker 3: workaholism has gone too far. You always go to bed
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  Speaker 3: by yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Or at least not with him. That'll do it.
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  Speaker 2: That is going to do it today. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 2: that's the show for today. We sincerely thank you for
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  Speaker 2: tuning in. It is the DL Hughley show. Of course,
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  Speaker 2: if you're going to be in Jacksonville starting tomorrow, I'll
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  Speaker 2: be there at the Florida theater along with Don Lemon,
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  Speaker 2: DL and DL. So make sure that you, if you
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  Speaker 2: take a notion, come on through. Then the following day,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to be at the McCaffrey theater, McCaffrey theater
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  Speaker 2: in St. Petersburg, Florida. So come check us out. If
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  Speaker 2: you take a notion. Also my book, Charlie's boy available.
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  Speaker 1: You can, Order it now.
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  Speaker 2: Just wait until it comes out October 6th, Charlie's Boy.
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  Speaker 2: Jasmine Sanders, what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of books, all the readers out there are familiar
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  Speaker 3: with Kennedy Ryan, who wrote a book called Before I
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  Speaker 3: Let Go. Well, Netflix has landed.
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  Speaker 1: I thought Frankie Pimpley wrote that.
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  Speaker 3: No. You're so stupid. Netflix has actually signed a deal
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  Speaker 3: to do Hoops, which is a series that she wrote.
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  Speaker 3: And so it's going to be on Netflix. So I'm
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  Speaker 3: super excited about that.
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  Speaker 1: Is it about basketball?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so. I'm sure it's probably about basketball,
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  Speaker 3: like love and basketball, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 4: Ah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Skip, my man Cheatham, what'd you learn today,
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  Speaker 1: baby boy?
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  Speaker 4: Man, got a chance to talk to Kirk Franklin today.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if you've heard a clip of his song.
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  Speaker 4: I know he was on the Joe and Jada podcast,
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  Speaker 4: and he played a clip of his new song with Glowrilla,
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  Speaker 4: It Is Fire. We're going to debut it tomorrow on
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  Speaker 4: the show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I told you I heard Stomp for the first
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  Speaker 2: time at Mons Venus in Tampa, Florida.
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  Speaker 3: It was a strip story, a true story.
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  Speaker 1: A revelation. Alec, did you get this glitter off my scriptures?
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  Speaker 3: Not off my scriptures.
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  Speaker 1: Told you to stop.
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