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Celebrities Who Aren't Who They Say They Are · Conspiracy! The Show

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  Speaker 1: up at Fastball of chats this Monday? Yeah? That was
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  Speaker 1: a That was a good time for me to finally
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  Speaker 1: be late coming down.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, good h here he is in perfect health.
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  Speaker 1: I'm alive. Yeah, that actually was me. I just recovered
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  Speaker 1: that was one.
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  Speaker 2: Of your body doubles.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, that's how you call a fucking segue, my friends,
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  Speaker 2: what are we talking about today?
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  Speaker 1: Good? That is a we should get a Segway sponsorship.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We would probably never be able to plug him because
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  Speaker 2: usually just like, yeah, I got a mohawk.
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  Speaker 1: Anyways, John ben A.
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  Speaker 2: Ramsey's weird exactly.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking about celebrities who aren't who they say they are.
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  Speaker 2: If you ask me, that's all of them. Am I right?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly?
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  Speaker 2: And living in this town, we never really see the
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  Speaker 2: true side. It's real fake celebrities. Here's a fun little
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  Speaker 2: celebrity story. Uh the con man some of you might know.
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  Speaker 2: Ohe some money to the wrong people. All right, I'm
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  Speaker 2: talking to government, Chase Bank, my mom a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: So I've been, I've been, and this is you know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm a big believer. Not trying to sound cooler than
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  Speaker 2: you are, look cooler than you are, because you have
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  Speaker 2: people will see through it or you get caught. It's
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  Speaker 2: just more embarrassing. So the command has been driving little
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  Speaker 2: post Mates in his free time, and I was headlining
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  Speaker 2: a comedy club in Arizona. You think that's a pretty
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  Speaker 2: good place to be and stand up. I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'm in my name out on the electronic marquee outside
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  Speaker 2: I got you know, I was just doing closing out
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  Speaker 2: the shows, doing doing my hour set, you know, just
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  Speaker 2: signing autographs, taking pictures with people afterwards. Not autographs, a
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  Speaker 2: couple of pictures.
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  Speaker 1: But after the.
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  Speaker 2: Show, I'm in I'm in Scottsdeel Arizona. I'm like, we
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  Speaker 2: look at this blizz pricing. You know I'm not super sleepy.
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  Speaker 2: Before I go back there in my Airbnb, why not
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  Speaker 2: go double down? Just make this a big money weekend.
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  Speaker 2: So I go out delivering some food to some drunk
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  Speaker 2: bros and Arizona. I get one order to a hotel room,
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  Speaker 2: walk upstairs with two pieces and a couple of cans
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  Speaker 2: of coke.
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  Speaker 1: Who opens the.
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  Speaker 2: Door but Crystalia, a person that I was on television
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  Speaker 2: with eight months ago. If you go back and check
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  Speaker 2: out the Roast Battle preliminaries for Los Angeles Part two,
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  Speaker 2: you'll see me talking to Crystalalias on TV. He was
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  Speaker 2: judging me a guy that I have. Also I opened
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  Speaker 2: for of at the Improv a couple of years ago
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  Speaker 2: for a whole week. You know it was We're not
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  Speaker 2: I'm we don't have We're not friends or anything. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not gonna claim that. I think if he saw me
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  Speaker 2: out at a comedy club, he might give me not.
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  Speaker 2: I think if he saw me at Whole Foods, he
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  Speaker 2: might say, hi, get we talked for a second. You know,
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  Speaker 2: by no means might portendit to be close. But he
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  Speaker 2: opens the door and he's like, dude, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like what the fuck? And he's like, wait,
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  Speaker 2: all right, so do you live out here? And I
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  Speaker 2: was like, no, I'm headlining shittier club than you are
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  Speaker 2: down the streets. And he's like, oh, okay, what do
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  Speaker 2: you And I'm like, I got credit card debt, man'
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Enjoy your pizza again. Yeah, it was
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  Speaker 2: just so fucking funny.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's fucking embarrassing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's pretty brutal.
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  Speaker 1: But that's that's l A. We talk about that on
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  Speaker 1: the podcasts a lot where people are like, uh, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like people even see us as kind of minor
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  Speaker 1: celebrities and it's like, man, most of us have day jobs.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, one more quick story about that. Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 2: first of all, Crystal, he is a nice guy, and
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  Speaker 2: he gave me a very nice tip, so that was cool.
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  Speaker 2: But I did. I was doing casinos at this this
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  Speaker 2: week in New Mexico and a Mean Boys fan brought
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  Speaker 2: us like a gift bag and I was just sitting
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  Speaker 2: at a slot machine waiting for my girlfriend to get
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  Speaker 2: out of the bathroom so we can go back to
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  Speaker 2: the hotel, and I'm sitting on this slot machine. She goes, hey,
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  Speaker 2: enjoyed your show. This for you and I was like, oh, thanks,
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  Speaker 2: and then she just walks away and just like leaves
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  Speaker 2: this purple gift bag and I started looking through it
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  Speaker 2: and I'm realizing, like there's like little cards address to
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  Speaker 2: us with like mean boys references, and like she left
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  Speaker 2: before I could even say anything, And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: how antisocial are the mean Boys fans? Like where they're like,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking chuck a bag at you when they're walking past.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, is there is
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  Speaker 2: there a bomb in here?
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  Speaker 1: Is this? Hands tracks? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Katy Stickers?
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  Speaker 1: That's nice? So yeah. Celebrities who aren't who they say
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  Speaker 1: they are. Yeah, like Secret Postmates driver Connor mcspat.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a secret baby, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Let's talk about the Beatles first. This is a really
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  Speaker 1: famous one. There's an entire goddamn website about this idea
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  Speaker 1: that the Beatles never existed.
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  Speaker 2: I've been fully familiar with this one for a while.
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  Speaker 2: I me and my friends when we were you know,
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  Speaker 2: and I was just an Ontario loser, just eating little
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  Speaker 2: Caesars eat every day and playing Halo Reach on the internet.
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  Speaker 2: We used to just watch bad documentaries. Is a great
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  Speaker 2: one about Bill Withers called Still Bill, where someone is
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  Speaker 2: just like, oh man, I got Bill Withers to do
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  Speaker 2: his first like public thing in years, and then they
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  Speaker 2: making this documentary and they realized that he's the most
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  Speaker 2: boring man that ever lived and has no desire to
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  Speaker 2: get back into the music and yeah, or be famous
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  Speaker 2: at all. But there's one called Paul Really Is Dead.
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  Speaker 2: And the framing device for it is that they have
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  Speaker 2: these secret audio cassette tapes by George Harris.
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  Speaker 3: He's a Poles dead. I hope I don't get murdered.
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  Speaker 3: I have kens.
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  Speaker 2: And so we used to watch that, and the second
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  Speaker 2: girl I ever had sex with, I showed her Paul
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  Speaker 2: McCarney really is Dead, and then and then we hooked up.
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  Speaker 2: So I gotta I've always got a soft spot in
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  Speaker 2: my heart for this. It always worked for a teenage Connor.
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  Speaker 2: You know, have some numbers on the board, Yeah that.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's weird. This These conspiracy theorists claim that the
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  Speaker 1: Beatles in general were never just four men, but they
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  Speaker 1: were sets of multiple people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's when a DMI I was like, we're
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  Speaker 2: making too much money.
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  Speaker 1: We need some backups right right in case his pole dies.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, this is my Ringo Star impression. Oh, I played
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  Speaker 3: the drums they let in the Beatles. Now what if
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  Speaker 3: Ringo Starr and Bill Clinton met? Got a lot of
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  Speaker 3: props with my Bill Clinton impression last week?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Strawberry feels forever rango.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's a good one. Yeah. This is a quote
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  Speaker 1: from their website. We began researching this in two thousand
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  Speaker 1: and eleven. Consider it to be a serious subject, not
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  Speaker 1: a joke, and this site is here to expose the
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  Speaker 1: actions of those who exploited these young men in whatever
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  Speaker 1: form they actually appeared to us and defrauded us their fans.
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  Speaker 2: Let me translate that this site is here to opportunistically
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  Speaker 2: exploit the Google ad Sense clicks of people that liked
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  Speaker 2: the Beatles and make their families uncomfortable, even after they've
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  Speaker 2: given the world some of the most beautiful music ever made.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially with them starting this in twenty eleven. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's a little bit behind the curve. Some of this
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  Speaker 1: shit was around in the eighties, but we'll get into that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they claim to have thousands of hours of evidence, but
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  Speaker 1: it all just kind of focuses on Paul McCartney. It
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  Speaker 1: seems like when you start going through their website, well
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  Speaker 1: you notice this.
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  Speaker 2: A lot just before we get start over with the
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  Speaker 2: famous people. It's just like, as you get more money,
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  Speaker 2: it's I don't even think it's necessarily a plastic surgery thing.
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  Speaker 2: I think you're just able to take care of yourself.
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  Speaker 2: More like you notice a lot of celebrities get hotter
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  Speaker 2: over time, you know, Yeah, and it's just because like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: well they don't they don't have to, you know, wake
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  Speaker 2: up at six am and drive to win a muck
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  Speaker 2: in a Vada to make one hundred and fifty dollars anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Like you know, Whitney Cummings can sleep in and we'll
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  Speaker 2: put buy a nice face mask and blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 2: Like it's just it's just the having the kind of
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  Speaker 2: resources and like the people around you, like you know,
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  Speaker 2: you've got people that really hired to make you look better.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, at Paul McCartney playing pubs in Liverpool is
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  Speaker 2: going to look a little different than Paul McCartney, you know, trillionaire,
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  Speaker 2: like exactly, sitting around the Apple Music studios.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The reasoning they put behind this is that, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: basically the reasoning any celebrity would use is that they,
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  Speaker 1: like you said, wanted kind of body doubles. But there's
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  Speaker 1: also this theory that Paul McCartney died at one point.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, most is based off of a real car accident
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  Speaker 2: that he was in.
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  Speaker 1: Right, it's based off a car accident that happened in
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  Speaker 1: nineteen sixty five. I think, I think it was fairly
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  Speaker 1: early on, and a rumor started about it almost right
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  Speaker 1: away that Paul had died, and a couple.
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  Speaker 2: It was on, like Tiger Beat or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and a couple months later the Beatles official fanzine
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  Speaker 1: addressed the rumor and said, no, Paul's not dead, And
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  Speaker 1: it kind of marinated for a year or two and
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  Speaker 1: then oh it's January nineteen sixty seven was when the
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  Speaker 1: traffic accident was supposed to have happened. And this conspiracy
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  Speaker 1: theory was actually started by a kid writing for Drake
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  Speaker 1: University's newspaper, which is just a fucking college in Iowa. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: which gives you an idea of how news work Back.
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  Speaker 2: Then, Drinking University newspaper thought nothing was the same. Lean
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  Speaker 2: to camera for audio medium.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, he writes this article more like Aubrey wrote, okay,
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  Speaker 1: called Paul or is Paul Dead? And this article gets
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  Speaker 1: just picked up all over the fucking place as if
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  Speaker 1: it's actual news.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's a second article written by another college
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  Speaker 1: newspaper a couple months later where the guy was kind
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  Speaker 1: of making fun of this whole Paul is dead theory. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and he included all these clues from Beatles songs and
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  Speaker 1: albums that he was making up, and that to this
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  Speaker 1: day is what people still cite as the evidence that
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  Speaker 1: Paul is dead.
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  Speaker 2: It's so weird that sometimes you'll have something that's satirical
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  Speaker 2: and then it ends up being the basis for this
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  Speaker 2: like thing that just gets out of hand. And by
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  Speaker 2: the way, interesting fact that I actually looked into the
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  Speaker 2: man who who first wrote that Drake University article. His
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  Speaker 2: name Perez Hilton. The first.
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  Speaker 1: Script on pictures. Yeah, yeah, he just drew jizz on
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  Speaker 1: bull of garden man. I had an article once that
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  Speaker 1: got linked on Perez Hilton dot com. Congratulations Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 1: It got like forty million views.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's so fucking weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's an exaggeration, but it was. It probably was
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  Speaker 1: five million.
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  Speaker 2: Probably was one of your least favorite articles too.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even write it. It was just a website
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: that I was working for. It was about Jason Biggs's
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: wife getting him a prostitute for his thirty fifth birthday.
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  Speaker 1: I think. Okay, Jenny Mollin, she has like a TV
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: show now and she wrote a bunch of books.
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  Speaker 2: It's interesting how that works because I'll do all these podcasts,
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  Speaker 2: you know, we put you put a lot of work
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  Speaker 2: into this one. You know, I put a lot of
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: work into Mean Boys, all this, all this shit that
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  Speaker 2: you did just pour hours into. And then I made
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: a meme of Obama about bartenders that's been on like
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  Speaker 2: ev like fucking George de Kay's Facebook, fad jew fuck
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  Speaker 2: Jerry all. The World Star hip Hop recently picked it
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  Speaker 2: up when I had to do the whitest thing you
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  Speaker 2: could possibly do, which you sent a sternly worded email
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  Speaker 2: to World Star hip Hop asking them to credit your joke,
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  Speaker 2: you know, And I'm like, this is just on imager alone.
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  Speaker 2: From the initial writit post as over a million views.
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  Speaker 2: It's been shared by all these major outlets, like I'm
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  Speaker 2: sure that Obama himself may have very well seen this,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like that this is my legacy of the world.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: This is the thing that I did that fucking yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think the most the most viewed video I've
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  Speaker 1: ever been on is probably that burn Booth episode we did.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's got like a million views now or
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  Speaker 1: some shit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, I don't know how much we want
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  Speaker 2: to blow up a spot, but a friend of ours
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  Speaker 2: shared it on one of his big fancy Facebook you know,
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  Speaker 2: content aggregators, and it's just like, yeah, just all of
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  Speaker 2: a sudden, had like seven hundred thousand views in a day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nuts, And now I will forever be the
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  Speaker 1: burn Booth guy. To every person who's seen that video.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to my world. Oh hey, you're the roasty dude,
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  Speaker 2: and like, well, you know, I also have other nuances
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  Speaker 2: to but yeah, yeah, yeah, call me gay in a
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  Speaker 2: creative way.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So let's talk about some of the evidence this
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  Speaker 1: website uses to prove that Paul has been replaced by
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  Speaker 1: an imposter.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny, all the evidence it just looks like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: those are four pictures of aggressively the same person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, those are four, especially the first set of photos,
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  Speaker 1: and you can find all these that the Beatles never
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  Speaker 1: existed dot com. The first set of photos are Paul
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  Speaker 1: from nineteen sixty one to sixty three, when he would
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  Speaker 1: have been what in his teens maybe early twenties. So
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  Speaker 1: these are pictures of a dude aging.
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  Speaker 3: They've black backed me outside the pope and said they'd
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  Speaker 3: make me a stall. Took pictures of my telly welcome.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what the English word is for it.
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  Speaker 1: And there's all of these like pictures of oh, his
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  Speaker 1: height is fluctuating. The motherfuckers wore boots. Yeah, Beatles wore boots.
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  Speaker 2: All they wore a lot of crazy shit. There's also
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  Speaker 2: a little something called forged perspective, yes, that you can
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  Speaker 2: use with cameras.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, the on the nine to eleven episode last week,
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  Speaker 1: there was that video where it does actually look like
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: the plane's wing disappears behind a building and you're like,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is that?
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: And then you're like, it's behind the buildings. It's just perspective.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: You're bad at reading, and these are such minor differences.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: They're like his nose.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's making an aggressively different face. I don't
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: know if you know.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: The skin is elastic, cartilage bends when you emote, you
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: look differently.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: It's like, well and I.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Look at his picture, a smiling Ronald Reagan, and here's
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: here's frowning Reagan. Now you tell me that ain't a
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: fucking plump, all right? That is a Puerto Rican boy
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: that was fed a diet of racism and angus beef
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: until they could create a new president.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: There's even a picture that says something embedded in the skin,
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: because there's one photo where there's there looks like a
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: little bump might be inside his ear.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a photo taken in black and white develops a
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: ZIP developed by a guy that was hopped up on
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: diet pills. At the photo map for the BBC.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is it's a really fucking crazy theory. And
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: there's there's a ton of pictures. Like we said, the
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Beatles never existed dot com like.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: And like I I obviously I like the Beatles more
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: than you know their individual solo work, probably like most people.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: But yeah, you can't like Paulmaker and he still had
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: bars in his later days. I mean some of that
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: wing shit holds up. I even liked that song you
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: did on that two thousand and nine album about dancing
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: and shit. I fucking love Paul McCartney. He did a
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: he did He did a song with Kanye called Only
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: One Would in the cut, most Kanye move of all time.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: He doesn't let him sing backup vocals. He just plays
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: the organ and it's a fucking beautiful song. The listen
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: to that song and like, I'm like, if I had
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: a kid, I'd be crying right now. You know, he's
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: still fucking Yeah, you can't really counterfeit genius to that level.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I don't think, yeah, it would be. It would be
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: really hard to recreate that solo career.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: If it's like Britney Spears music and stuff, And I'm like,
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: but okay, some of the fuck, like the change up
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: on jet and shit, It's like, you don't come up
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: with that if you're just a dude in a cassio
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: doing cocaine. That's selling hits for you know, a million
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: of pop right, and.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Uh, let's before we move on, Let's go through some
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: of the clues.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, my favorite, my favorite. Just a quick start reading
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: that documentary, they say the guy that was like the
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: agent that was.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Responsible for this was a garden In Maxwell. And then
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Maxwell used to and weed hut clues for the and
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: so that they would know the truth.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: And they didn't even fucking bring up in this whole documentary.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: I was waiting for it because I was like, well,
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: they named a Maxwell so they could cite Maxwell's silver hammer.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Right, never address never mentioned that. I was like, you dildos, Yeah,
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: that's stupid. Here are some of the clues that convince
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: people Paul McCartney is dead. In the song tax Man,
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: George Harrison says, my advice for those who die.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: H Well, it's funny when you listen to that song.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: We're like, George Harrison kind of a libertarian, Yeah, exactly.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: George Harrison, Indris is a Gary Johnson has a lot
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: of good ideas. The flat text, I mean, it might
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: be the biggest entitlement program, but it would help the economy.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: The entire Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album was
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: awash with Paula's dead clues. The Beatles had formed a
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: new band featuring fictional member named Billy Shears, supposedly the
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: name of Paul's replacement that.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: One seemed a bit on the news, but we slipped
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: it past Maxwell.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: The album contained John Lennon's A Day in the Life,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: which had the lyrics he blew his mind out in
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: a car and the recorded phrase Paul is dead, miss him,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: miss him?
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Get it?
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Yet, when Revolution number nine is played backwards, you can
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: supposedly hear turn me on, dead man, and this is
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: said to be proof that Paul really is dead.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: No that one. I can explain Ringo's and acrophilia.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: When the words I buried Paul are spoken by McCartney's
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: bandmate John Lennon in the final section of the song
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Fields Forever, Lennon later explained that the words were
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: actually cranberry sauce.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Paul was Ringo's name for his penis, and he was
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: fucking a dead person. He buried Paul in his dead pussy.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: The Beatles voices here, it's so easy to do, It's
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: so much fun. Yeah. So that's just some of the clues. Well, yeah,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: and it's like they can help you unlo theory.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: If you play anything backwards, you can hear what you
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: want to hear. If you play Conspiracy, the show backwards
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: you'll probably like, well, Connor finally admits he's actually bisexual,
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: and but Brian Moses was right, you know.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Like exactly. This next one is right along the same
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: lines as the Paul McCartney theory, and it's that Eminem
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: died in two thousand and five and was replaced by
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: an impossible.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: I'm beginning to feel like a cyborg.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: What I love about this theory is they it all
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: centers around him having a major car accident. But then
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: he comes out of this major car accident with his
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: facial features altered a little bit, and people are like, see,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: see it's a different guy. Maybe he just had to
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: have his face like a car.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Direct you to one, mister Mark Hamill. Yeah, my uncle
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: had a car accident. My family's like, oh yeah, it's
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: a picture of Jeff before the accident. Like, you know,
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: he looks you look different. It alters your facial structure.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, even if you don't have to have reconstructive surgery,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: your face might heal different. Well.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's a thing like there's a little thing
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: called cocaine and celebrities do that and then they drive
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: cars that go way too fast for them to handle.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, and this guy's taking pictures in the recording
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: studio all day. He's not out on the track doing
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: laps like making sure he can handle his Lamborghini event
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: to door. So they fucking getting car crashes. Yeah yeah,
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: I mean when Doctor dre crashed his car during the
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I Needed Doctor music video from the first time he
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: tried to dodge after that is a fucking songwriting output,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: really and shut up anyway.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what people say is he died in
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: two thousand and five and that's why he went away
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: for four years and then came back. This is a
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: quote from uh one of the websites or articles, the
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Low Down zero dot blogspot dot co dot uk, so
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: you know it's a reputable site. The real Eminem died
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: years ago.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Here's a quick fun one. I said, there's a comedian
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: that was selling merch and he had his website on
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: the teams. It was a blog spot address, and I
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: was like, you paid like two hundred dollars to get
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: these screen britted. You couldn't fucking get a domain on
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: go Daddy.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Fore shit, it's like five dollars a year to get
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: a domain.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I think his name was Unleaded Supreme, which is just awesome.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I want one of those shirts. Oh, I've got all
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: look for sure.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: I gotta go to the Mission Bay thrift store and
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: see if I can pick one up.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: This is a quote from that website. The new eminem
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: quote is a total sellout, homo sexual satanist type of
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: scumbag with no redeeming value as a person. This is
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: a mean Boy's iTunes review. I don't know how this guy,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: you know, like the rest of the stars nowadays, most
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: of which are mind controlled. Maybe summer clones, Yeah, I
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: mean maybe I like when people start a crazy thought
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: and they're just like, well, at this point, you know,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I'm beyond the point of no return, or he's a clone.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know who knows? Frog your day?
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Right? And uh, this is a video that people cite,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: and this is a genuinely weird video that people cite,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: and it is it's kind of a weird video.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: M but he's gonna join the Saturday Night Cup.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, I mean now, this is him clearly being funny
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: one of his new videos, and people use this video
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: as evidence of his clones glitching out.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Was a pretty great song, Oh, Berserk, I thought it
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: was underrated.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but this I very much enjoyed that he didn't
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: just do the lead single is the Celebrity disc montage? Yeah,
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: he had for years. Are they just gonna show his
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: whole They might just be playing berserk.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: He's acting weird there.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: But I mean, if you're an eminem fan like I am,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: and you've watched a lot of eminem videos, like he
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: hates interview. He's much better at rapping than he is
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: a talking you know, yeah shit, and he just doesn't
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: give it up. There is a great one where Stephen
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Colbert hosted that show at the Public Access Studio and
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: he had Eminema on as a guest, and like he's
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: doing exactly that, just deliberately to be funny because he
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: knows it's a comedy program. Like he's not an unfunny guy,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: he just doesn't really want to, you know, go through
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: every to give him. You a little bunch of sound
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: bites and shit like.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: That with Marsham when you did that, Yeah, sorry.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Out a little bit. Yeah, he's clearly just being funny.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Almost shorter than I thought he'd be, but yeah, he.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Is super short. Well those are probably both former pro athletes,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: so they might just be super tall too.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Howmedy takes.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: But yeah, that's that's a video of him on uh
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: in the booth during a Notre Dame Michigan college football game,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: acting like a weirdo. Yeah, and that's the kind of
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: ship that these conspiracy.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Been divorced twice, had a serious drug problem, and has
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: been famous since he was in his early twenties. He
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: might maybe he's a little bit eccentric.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: How do you feel about the idea that maybe Beyonce
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: died Ooh, I don't know. There's a few Beyonce theories,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: and some of them I'm on board with.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: My whole thing about Beyonce is like, I don't think
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: everyone's wrong about Beyonce. I just don't think that they're
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: as right as they think they are.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: That's that's true. I think she's I think she's good.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I think she's good, just good, I do. I think, Yeah,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I mean she's great.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: I look the Formation Banks. You know, Chang's not without
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: her fucking hits and charming. I think she's a cool,
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: cool gal.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Say the Formation Bangs?
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's a song. But that's a good song.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were talking about like her bang?
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: That was my favorite is one that Taylor Swift single
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: came out, and you know there's that big tweet of
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: around was like my mom a Pennsylvania, my dad from Pennsylvania.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: You missed that pencil with that vinya, I am from Pennsylvania.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I did one that didn't blow up as much as
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: I thought was, which was okay, ladies, now let's ask
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: to speak to their manager. But you know, I never
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: get any respect. The real Beyonce died in twenty ten.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: At twenty ten. She died in the two thousands. Her
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: team decided, well, here's a good stroke of luck, connor,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: being that she died in twenty ten. Yeah, because in
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: the two thousands, as one does, her team decided to
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: store her stem cells just in case something happened.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Tom Goss has a necklace which is a which
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: is a you know, a hermetically sealed capsule full of
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: my jism in case I die and they need someone
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: to learn how to edit the Mean Boys podcast. I
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: do think that's funny where it's just like, well, like
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: there's someone at a regular level who's like, oh my god,
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: this person's making us too much money. Let's just I'm
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: just gonna ask Beae for a strand of her hair
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: as a souvenir. Hope she doesn't get too creeked out,
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: and then you know, we'll start growing backups like Django
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: fet she.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Just wakes up one night and there's a needle in
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: her neck. Yeah yeah, yeah, so yeah. In twenty ten,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: she supposedly died, and there is no explanation according to
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: this theory as to how or why. And the first
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: evidence people start pointing to is in twenty ten she
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: released an album called I Am Sasha Fierce.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Just don't do anything interesting as a famous person. If
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: you don't want any conspiracy theories about you, there's no
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: andy room any conspiracy theories, you know, Like.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Don't ever have like a nickname or an alias, you know. Yeah,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: And it's as if celebrities never release albums under alter egos,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Like that's such a common thing.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, even back to like eighties, like fucking power pop.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Guys did that shit. Yeah, and uh with Garth Brooks
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: one Chris Gaines, Chris Gaines. Yeah, my girlfriend was telling
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: me about that.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: This is a really popular or famous tweet that went
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: around in regards to this theory, and it says for
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: all you true Beyonce fans. The chick on the left
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: is her, but the chick on the right is not.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: And uh, this is where it starts to really make sense.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: This high degree masonry witch on the right is a clone.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Take a good look, don't believe me. Look up every
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: celebrity and look how they different they turn up every
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: single time. People their faces changed over the years. Yeah,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: these two side by side pictures. Granted, she's smiling in one,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: she's wearing ear rings in one.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Now she's got a little more eyes shed on the
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: the one. The brows have been thickened out a bit.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got really heavy eyeliner. In one picture, she's
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: got the Jennifer Aniston highlights. You know.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen a lot of these with the Kim
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Kardashian but Kim Kardashian butt truthers. I'm a big fan
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: of those.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, where I say, Well, this is
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: here with Paris Hilton in two thousand and seven, and
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: this is her today and she's.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Hauling around a radio flyer. Pull the fucking pig meat.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: And who cares? I let her have a fake ass.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: There's also I'll tell you I ain't completed. Oh there's
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: also a picture. If you search Beyonce fake pregnancy, you
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: will find uh a picture from her on a talk
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: show where people claim the way she's bending over makes
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: it look like her pregnant belly is fake.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Here's one fun recurring thing with all these video evidences,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: they're all in four adyp exactly. It's all like yeah, yeah, okay,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: And as far as her clone glitching, like the eminem thing,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: the thing people point to for Beyonce is that she
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: kind of slipped and almost fell during her Super Bowl
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: halftime performance. And you will literally find people who are like,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: would the real Beyonce do that? Like maybe she is
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: incapable of fault. Yeah, makes no fucking sense.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Well, most of the people that are big Beyonce fans
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: are fans of this shit after twenty ten, you know, right,
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: they're all big like Lemonade fans and you know all
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: that shit. And then you know, like before that, she
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: was popular and everyone, you know, she had single ladies
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: and shit like that. But I mean, you know, I
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: feel like she really blew up and became like, oh,
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Beyonce is the way, the truth and the light like
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: after that. So I was like, maybe this cloning technology
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: is honest, and you guys shut up if you want
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: some more hot summer jams.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: There's another theory that Beyonce is Solange's mother as opposed
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: to being her sister, and that Beyonce is actually.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: And she just got mad at jay Z because he
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: was like a stepdad.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. I don't know that that like
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: what that argument was about. But yeah. The theory is
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: that Beyonce became pregnant at the age of twelve or
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: thirteen mm hmmmm, and her parents covered it up by
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: lying about her age and claiming that Solange was their child.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: There's even some who say that Matthew Knowles is actually
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Solange's father, Oh, Beyonce's dad, which would mean that Beyonce's
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: dad rape her.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: That is how you get a Texas Bama o.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: But there is part of this theory that I kind
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: of buy, which is that Beyonce is maybe a little
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: older than she says she is.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Well, what is she a Korean gymnast? Like why do
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: you really need to hide that shit?
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Is it? Yes? It really matter that much if you're
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: beyond me. I think that's where because she blew up?
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Is it you know, a twenty year old or whatever,
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: but that's your child, right.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: That's where I think the Solange thing comes in. People
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: point to her covering up her actual age as evidence
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: that she delivered this baby in sometime in the nineties,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: and their family's.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Is twelve years younger than Beyonce.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: I think officially, yes, okay, one time, I well, no,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I think it's only it's not even that because wasn't
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Solange was born in Yeah, I don't remember.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one time I walked into my house in my
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: roommate is blasting Solange and then he comes out just
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: in his like box of shorts and a T shirt
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: and I was like, hell, are you fucking in there?
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: And he's like, no, getting.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Down of some Solange, listening to some Solange.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: But the one really weird piece of evidence, at least
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: in the Beyonce is older than she claims department is
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Gabrielle Union, who gave an interview or Gabrielle Union, who's
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: an actress. She was in the first Bring It On movie,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: which is fantastic. People have never seen it. She was
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: born in nineteen seventy two, and she said in an
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: interview that she and Beyonce were friends quote as teenagers,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: which at that point people were like, huh yeah, like
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: that doesn't make so. I mean, because Beyonce would have
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: been very they wouldn't have been teenagers at the same time.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she would have been like in her twenties or something, right, right,
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Oh man, Yeah, a that is kind of odd.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: And there's also someone claims to have found Beyonce's actual
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: birth certificate from the Department of Health or something in.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Jo Pio actually sen since one out of the Hawaii.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: And they claim that it says she was born in
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: seventy four, not eighty one. Interesting, which would make Beyonce
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: older than me. Whoa, God, damn still got a chance, Adam.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: That is a twist. You know.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Here's if I was researching a sketch I was shooting
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: one time about a Morning Zoo crew reacting to the
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: events of nine to eleven, you know, like I just like, hey,
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: everybody love them, and just like how they would handle
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: seeing the towers fall, you know, from up to New York.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: And the number one song one nine eleven happened was
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Bootylicious by Destney's Child.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Very nice, It's kind of funny. So so yeah, that's
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: the Beyonce theory. I don't I that second part is
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: a little interesting. Yeah, I don't buy that she died,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: but I don't. I'm not completely off board with the
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Solange might be her kid and she's older than she
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: claims that.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: I mean that, I will say that as someone who
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: speaks constantly on a semi professional level, I say the
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: wrong thing aggressively almost all the time. So I get
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: in an interview if you're like, oh, and weird teenagers,
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, I.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Was a teenager, she was under twenties. It was kind
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: of weird the right friends, but you know, but yeah,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: that one seems weird. Yeah, the Gabrielle union thing seems
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: really weird. Yeah that could that might have some legs.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: This next theory. On the surface, it sounds insane, but
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I actually think it's one of the more plausible theories
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: on this list.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Interesting because I was reading through and I kind of
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: found it was just a little kind of sexist, Like
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: you wrote in the note.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it's definitely kind of sexist.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Might be why Adam believes it, all right, but.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: The problem is there's precedent for it. Okay, and the
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: theory is that JK. Rowling is actually an actress and
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: not a writer, and that she is the face of
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: what is actually a big team of writers that have
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: been churning out and producing the Harry Potter books for
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: however many years. And it the argument they make is
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: kind of not kind of sexist, it's super duper sexist,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: which is that it would be impossible for one woman
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: to write seven thick books that are translated into fifty
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: five languages, which she's not translating them. People get that
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: part right. First of all, she's not like writing it
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: in aramic. Also, yeah, she's not you know, she's not
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: getting murdered on behalf of Salmon Rushdie exactly.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: And by the way, these are pieces of literature, not Rihanna.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: In the last three months, we need to have to
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: call them thick. You could say lengthy. There's a lot
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: of other fantastic words you could have used there.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: And yeah, it's it's a very sexist way to think
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: about it. It comes from though, And here's here's one
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: at least kind of strike against it being written off
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: immediately as sexist, as the person who came up with
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: the theory as a woman named Nina.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Grunfeld White feminism exactly.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: She is a Norwegian filmmaker, Okay, And she wrote the
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: first article kind of putting this theory forward that JK.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Rowling is just an actress who is the face of
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: this franchise.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Well, I was under the impression for mind a little bit,
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: I was a Harry Potter fan as a kid, and
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: I'm not as like into the whole extended universe and
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: everything and YadA, YadA YadA as a lot of people. But
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: I mean I was on the impression that she was
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: writing mystery novels. They were kind of just you know,
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: paying the bills but not doing great numbers. And then
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: in this time she was coming up with the you know,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: the world of Harry Potter. She was toying with, like
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: the language for the spells and all the shit. This
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: was just kind of she'd been tinkering with for a
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: long time, and it was kind of her big you know,
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: uh fucking opus, you know whatever.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's the that's the story they tell Connor.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: But the reason, the one thing that makes it not
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: that implausible is it's a thing that has happened before. Yeah,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: with the Nancy Drew novels, which were always credited to
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: a woman named Carolyn, and that woman did not exist.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: There was just a group of writers who wrote the
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Nancy Drew novels and they credited him to one person
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: to make it look.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, I read every single Guy Damn Hardy Boys
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: when I was a kid, and those are fun books
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: to read if you're if.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: You're a lad.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: But I mean they're all very disposable, and it's all
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: very formulaic. You know, Chet gets in his jalopi, his
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: new hobby of ventriloquism, saves the day and they escape
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: from the Haunted Island, you know, right, something like Harry Potter.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, that is a much more. You have to
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: have a pretty good vision for storytelling and world building
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: and character development and dialogue and all this shit. That's
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: not something that you can, you know, shit out like
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: an animal seat, right.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's it does. I mean the fact that
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: it happens before makes it moderately believable, but yeah, this
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: this woman has to have a little more proof to
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: go on.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: It's really just like happened in the past. But well,
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Jake Rowling also just strikes me like even when it's
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: like I'll see your tweets or you know, hearing the
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: stuff like this is just a booky lady. She likes
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: to she likes to stay inside with a cup of
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: tea read. You know, you know, I just got a
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: couple of friends. She's a nerd.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I get the vibe that she just very genuinely loves
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: literature and you know, like you know, the living in
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: these little fantasy worlds. You know, like not like she's
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: gonna escapeist or whatever, but I mean, you know, so
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: someone that likes to get lost in the good book.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: That's the vibe I getting. Maybe this actress is just
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: playing that part very convincingly, but yeah, I don't know,
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: there's nothing I'm not really feeling this one.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: How about the fact that Avril Lavine died in this
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: being impersonated by her best friend love it.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: This is a this is a fantastic episode of like
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: one of those like daytime soaps. My Grandma's still watch it?
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which by this, according to this theory, her friend
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: would have also married Chad Kroger from Nickelback, which.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: A guy that makes all those condiments and uh food
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: for less exactly.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I always wonder when Kroger brand stuff shows up
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: in stores here. I'm like, how, like, what, there's no
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Kroger here. Kroger's like a huge grocery chain in the Midwest.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Is it really?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, I was just in the Midwest. I don't think
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: I've seen those.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: You do? You do?
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: I do think you tell a lot about people by
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: their regional chain stores. Oh, you know, like their gas stations.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Like you got to like Pennsylvania and it's like, oh man,
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: we're going to sheets And I was like, what the
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: fuck is sheets? And there's like it's this gas station,
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: but they got food and they're open all night. And
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, you guys, so I get what Trump
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: won now.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Like it's Casey's General Store in the Midwest. Yep, I've
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I've seen some cases they left it there. Best fucking pizza.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Here's when you know you're when you're in trouble is
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: when you see a sinclair with that green bronnosaurus and
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: there's gonna be like one pump from the Carter administration,
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: you know, and you got to go talk to the
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: guy and just swipe your debit card through his two
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: remaining teeth to get your fucking gas and get out
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: of rural Montana.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sinclair is always a scary place. Yeah, there's not
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: much to the Avri Lavine theory. It just alleges that
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Avrilavine died in two thousand and three at the age
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: of nineteen, a year after the release of her debut album,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Let Go. Her second album, under My Skin, was released
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: in two thousand and four, and the blogger that came
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: up with this theory insists that the title is very
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: suggestive of the truth.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I have a counter theory I'm developing right now, which
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: is that Avril Levin's publicist is like, all right, these
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: personal appearance fees are going down. She's not writing anything
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: that we can get on the charts. How about we
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: come up with the conspiracy theories.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, the mean boys are actually Andy Milanook is
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: diseased weirdos like I'm gonna start doing this for Unpopular
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Opinion host Adam Todd Brown is actually Robin Williams.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I am this podcast would be so much more. That
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: was bearable.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was just an old racist that saw a ghost.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: They also add that just before the two thousand and
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: four album came out, a band member and close friend
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: of Avri Levine named Evan Tobenfeld left her band. He
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: addressed this in a duet with Levine This makes no sense,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: called the best years of our lives with a line
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I never thought I would lose my best friend, which
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: the blog suggests means he must have known that it
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: was the new Levine on the track. What you could
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: have just been singing this fucking song?
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Did he like wrote?
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: Did he quizz her on like, uh, where's the freckle
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: on my dick? And she was like the shaft and
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: he's like the base.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: That's what I told my That's what I told my
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: friends is we're talking about like, okay, if there was
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: a clone of you, and I had to figure out
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: whether or not I was gonna shoot which one, Like
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: what's the what's the secret? I should tell you so
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: you can ask? And I was like, well, my cat.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Scratch my dick when I was a little kid, so
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: I have a little kiddy cat claws save shaped scar
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: on like the top of my my shaft or whatever.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: And my buddy Ryan was like, I'm not looking at that.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna shoot both of you, like you asshole,
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: probably a better plan.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Well, And that's another thing. It's like, why why would
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: you hide clues? Why?
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess that these people are just the
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: actors and they want to put some of these like
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: things out there because they're draft and they're trying to
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: get help. But it's like, at that point you can
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: just go to the police, you know, and say, like,
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: I need a security detail. I'll pay with it for
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: you know, with my millions of dollars. I'll have to
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: hire a bunch of blackwater run the cops that encircle
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: my home in the Hollywood Hills, and I'll be the
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: most famous person in the world because I'm revealing the scandal.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't just be like, oh, my best friend died,
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: you know, and just hope that some fat guy on
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: the internet dug it up and came up with a
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: theory about it.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's fucking nuts. Yeah, let's talk about Andrew
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: wk yes, and that he's played by several different actors.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: This is a theory. It was started in two thousand
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: and five after a concert in Elizabeth City, New Jersey,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: sponsored by college radio station WSOU. Audience members and security
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: staff claim that the person singing on stage in Andrew
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: wk's signature white outfit wasn't actually Andrew WK.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: And it was after Labor Day.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Shame on him, yeah, shame shame. Less than halfway through
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: the set, this Andrew WK suddenly left the stage and
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: the rest of the show was canceled.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Marley Andrew WTF.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Right wow boom Airhorn radio sponsor W sou was also
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: confused and angered as they tried to figure out what
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: exactly happened.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: You know who actually has admitted to doing this, and
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: it is well documented his MF Doom. You remember that scandal.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Oh really big Doom fan. And for a while he
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: was just sending out dudes in the mass to go
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: do his gigs and they'd start rapping and people would
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: be like, Okay, this is bullshit. MF Doom is four
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: inches shorter than this guy. He's this guy's jacked. Mfdom's
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: a fat guy that wears hockey jerseys and.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Shit like that's amazing.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And he was just he basically was like, yeah,
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, I you don't when you pay for the show,
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: you're paying for what MF Doom wants to give you,
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: and I'm giving you a Doom post or whatever.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: MF.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Doom is fucking insane, Like, yeah, yeah, I love that guy.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: But yeah, no one's ever really he's dead.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: They're just like, oh yeah, I think he's in England
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: because he got like busted for weed or something. He's
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on with him. Yeah. Shortly
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: after this happened to Andrew WK stopped writing music, releasing records,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: and touring, claiming to have a new perspective on what
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: makes people truly happy. He decided to put his music
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: on hiatus to pursue a career as a motivational self
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: help speaker, and traveled around the country to lecture people
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: on the subject of personal happiness and fulfillment.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: An anytime, anyone in any kind of like, I'm like,
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know a lot about Andrew Jokaye's music.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming it's fun but not very substantive. Would that
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: be correct?
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So, I mean if this is a situation
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: where he was kind of like, you know, an industry push,
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: you know, the people in Indi industry where it's like
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: this guy's a star, we gotta to make him a
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: star of Rold Reynolds. Wouldn't an example where like we're
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: just gonna keep throwing him in superhero movies till one sticks.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: It happens with comedians a lot of the time, like, Oh,
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: he's got a great look. Let's get him on all
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: these MTV shows until he's selling tickets on the road.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: We'll get people to write an act for him. I
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: think it's a situation like that. And I think, you know,
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: very positive that this guy was kind of like fuck this.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm out.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: You know, I'll just like, I like the people like
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: this like me, you know, as song as are fun,
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: But I don't really give a shit, you know. I mean,
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: it might have just been like, oh, he grew up
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: as a person a little bit.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Well. One thing I read also was that he had
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: some sort of dispute with his record label or some
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: sort of legal issue.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, came in there with with a baseball bat and.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Forced suge Knights.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: I was on four channel lot during high school, believe
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: it or not. Listen to the audience. Nah, he popped
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: by h slash Moo to do an am a one time,
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: and he had like photo for for whatever, and he's
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Andrew wkhling up his little sharpy thing like slash moon.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Then the day and he's like, what's up, nerors or whatever,
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: and then you kind of hung out and answered questions
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: and stuff, made a trip code. He was pretty cool, nice,
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: So I always respected that anyone, anyone that takes the
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: time to come to four chan.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, Uh, yeah, he's I mean, this is a
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I always heard that he had a record label dispute
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: and it prevented him from releasing music in the United States.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: What's do Andrew WK and Black Flag have in common? Yeah,
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: he had to put put out the name with all
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: the recordings with Keith More just under the names of
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: the band members.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: You can actually find an interview with Andrew WK and
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Larry King online. It's on YouTube where he discusses this rumor.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: And this is another one where they have all these
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: side by side pictures and in every picture, the pre
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: two thousand and five Andrew WK has a facial hair
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: and he has a goatee and the other one doesn't. Yeah,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: so they're like, see it's different.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh it's not. He shaved couldn't even get Larry
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: King to suspend his disbelief.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I love that there's a cheering crowd at the end
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: of that too.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: I'll say at every show I do for this network.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: I love the prioritization of sound effects. Right, we got airhorn,
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: kunt Dinger, and then Wilhelm scream and Howard Dean two screams.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: We got two screams. Well that's a red tailed hawk.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, like too bias from the animals.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Uh sure, yeah, yeah, we well we call it an
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: intensity eagle. But okay, it's a hawk. Gotcha. Uh, bad news, Connor,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Katy Perry's actually John ben a Ramsey. I guess that's
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: good news because John ben A Ramsey then in that
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: case didn't actually get murdered. Yeah, this is one of
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: the flimsiest theories of all.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: And they're both blonde.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're both blonde. Their parents kind of look alike.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: And the whole thing that this centers around. And there's
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: a video. I don't know if we can I don't
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: know if we'll make it through the video. Let me
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: just pull it up and see if we can get
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: it to get to the juicy part. Yeah, it's fucking
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: seven minutes long.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, this person does not know how to screen capture
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: their computer.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: And just the mic quality. I'm not respecting your theory.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Where if you can't afford a snowball mic, Yeah, to
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: make your YouTube. It sounds like he's recording it in
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: a walk in cooler told people, Okay, so that's not
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: gonna that's that's not gonna do us any favors. But
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: uh yeah, they just this video. He shows all these
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: side by side pictures, and I mean, do they look alike? No,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: John Bene Ramsey's a child and Katy Perry is an adult.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, children look drastically different, you know, as they evolve.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: You know, you put a thunderstone on John Bennet and
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden, Sorry, that was not good at all. Yeah,
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: they both had like religious parents and stuff, right.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: They both had religious parents. And the whole thing that
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: this theory centers around is Katy Perry wrote a book
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: at one point, of course, and she talks about being
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: a child entertainer and she says, it's not like there
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: was a John Bene Ramsey inside me, bursting to get out.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: And this guy's like, why would she say that she
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: wasn't John Benna trying.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: To cover her tracks.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: It's like that that's the last thing she would do
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: if she was actually John Bene Ramsay.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: These kind of people don't have that Freudian need to
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: fucking do that shit through their art. You know, that
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: only happens with like a Luis C. K. Woody Allen,
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: where Woody Allen fucked a seventeen year old and then
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: he made a movie about fucking a seventeen year old
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: and for whatever reason, he can't fucking help it. Like,
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: you know, people say, Luisy K Jack's ob in front
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: of female comedians in an hotetel room. So he made
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: a movie where it's sexual assault is like a very
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: heavy theme and it's very a lot of parallelsers an
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: episode of this TV show about jacking ob in front
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: of a lady.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: So it's like, if you're secretly like, I get it
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: for those kind of guys, you know, And I'm not
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: saying that women can also be, you know, right, the
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Freudian sociopathic, you know, clue dropping nightmare people.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: But it's just it doesn't I don't know, it's ever
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: that's that's a stupid way to do it, right.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: What do you think of the Bill Hicks faked as
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: death and became Alex Jones theory.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Man, big fan of both of these guys.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this one, this one is.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Not a fan of Alex Johns.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry this is an interesting one because they don't
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: look dissimilar.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: I think they look pretty goddamn close. There's some of
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: these pictures you'll pull up where it's like, okay, damn.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they What I didn't realize is that Sacred
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Cow Productions, which produced a bunch of Bill Hicks albums,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: he was like one of their main talent for a
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: long time, is also where Alex Jones got his start,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: right around the same time Bill Hicks died.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Well, I think that's probably how he knows Joe Rogan
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: is from back in the days like working with stand
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: open stuff, because I think they filmed that one Bill
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Hicks special that's in like Austin or something where it's
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: kind of just done on like you know, like old
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: cameras and all that.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah, And if you go to the Sacred
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Cow Productions website now, Bill Hicks and Alex Jones are
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: both listed as you know, personalities, and I feel like
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: they're kind of I'll show you the I feel like
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: they're kind of trying to play along with the theory
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: a little bit because when you look on their artist
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: bio page, look at Bill Hicks picture, it's like intentionally
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: this thumbnail is like intentionally blurry, and Alex Jones is
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: right below him, and Alex Jones is wearing sunglasses.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know why you're leading with whoever the hell?
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Calerino Castillo is, Yeah, the EA agent.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, why is he? First?
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Sane man? Is the special I was thinking of. It's
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: a good one. Yeah, and yeah, when Bill Hicks does
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: do his like demon Republican Donald Ranty voice, it does
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: sound a lot like Bill Hicks. But also I think
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: an important thing to factor in here is there's approximately
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: forty seven different genes in Texas to go around, you know,
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: so I think they just they just kind of drew
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: from the same general look pool. You know, like there's
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: certain areas you go where everyone looks very similar. We
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: don't have to name China's, but yeah, but you go
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: to the Midwest and you're like, okay, everyone, there's eight
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: different faces, and you kind of roll the dice and
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: you get one of them.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Right exactly this. The people argue that the reason he
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: he made this switch in his career is that he
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: is a CIA disinformation agent who is was put into
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: the am Shock jock scene to discredit actual radio hosts.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, the thing about that is, at this point
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: he's a crude a lot of influence. This would be
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: you know, a mildly you know, a salient point, like
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: maybe eight nine years ago, but at this point he's
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: got a very large platform. He's clearly influencing a lot
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: of people, not only in the mainstream media, but some
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: of the you know, the powerful people within the political
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: system and in the private sector. So it's like, if
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: he was trying to do this is just you know,
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: how to make everyone just think like, oh yeah, there's
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: a bunch of goofballs, like blah blah blah, make up
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: your own mind, then he would have probably tapped out
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: a while ago. Yeah, unless he, you know, just went
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: crazy and started drinking drinking the kool aid himself or whatever.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would, you would think. But he It is interesting,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: didn't Alex Jones also, at one point in court have
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: to admit that he's just doing a character doing a character.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well he did because he was trying to like
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: keep custody of his kids or something. Yeah, that was
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: that great tweet And I'm sorry I don't remember who
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: wrote it. You could probably find it, but it's a
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: list of people who Alex Jones has lost legal battles
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: to this year, his ex wife Yogurt. I apologize. You
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: gotta watch the Alex Jones apologie.
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: I apologize to the good people overtcha Bonni Yogurt for
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: mischaracterizing their product and their involvement with making the CIA
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: gay for NASCAR. We hear at info Wars do not
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: think that Chobonni Yogurt is actually the seed of the
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: devil himself. This was a characterization that I used in
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: an analogy to call Hillary Clinton a bitch. That's a
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: pretty good Alex Jones ayues, that.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Was pretty great. That was pretty great. Let's uh so, yeah,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: that one just on looks alone in.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: The They look fucking very similar.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: They look very similar, the fact that they come from
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: the same because for all we know, Bill Hicks might
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: not have been an actual name either. That could just
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: be a dude.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: For yeah, I kind of have I know a few
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: people kind of closer to the Hicks family or whatever
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: a little bit, and I just I think that they would.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't think. I just don't think
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: you can do. I don't think you can pull something
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: like that off, especially someone who became so popular and
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: dad's Bill Hicks. And also there's the fact that Joe
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Ruggan is a big, you know, Bill Hicks fan. He'll
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: always talk about, you know, how much he loved the
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Kennedy assassination joke or whatever on the show or whatever.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: And he's also friends with Bill Hicks. And you don't
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: think he would like, no, you know, like he's addressed.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: He's said as much. I mean, do you think. Yeah,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: It's one of these things where it's like there's so
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: many people, you know, there's so many comics that knew
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Bill Hicks, and I think, you know, by virtue of
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: being comics yourselves, we know that the comics are some
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: of the most gossiped, fucking loose lipped motherfuckers on the
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: planet Earth. So I'm sure Doug Stanhope would have gotten
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: drunk and be like, oh, yeah, he's doing his radio
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: show now. Yeah, he said he was gonna give me
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: a cigarette and he didn't, so I'm gonna blow his
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: multi million dollar media operation open.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: How do you feel about maybe Stevie Wonder not being blind?
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, I changing gears slightly.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: I I this is the there's this this video. Did
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: you watch this video?
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a nine second video. Anyone can go out
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: and search for it and find it on YouTube. It's
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: called is Stevie Wonder Really Blind? And it has one
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: hundred and eight.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: Down opens with fake Paul McCartney.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got Paul McCartney's impostor singing next to Jerry Signs.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: They called him.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: That's actually what they're saying that that documentary.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Full McCartney.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: My favorite season is the Autumn aka the whole.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: This is uh so, this is a nine second video.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Let's just watch it quick. What happens? Paul McCartney runs
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: over to the side of the stage. This is like
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: an all star celebrity jam thing. Fucking Nancy Pelosi is
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: on stuff.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: But fucking anti Pelosi. I think it is next.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: To maybe Al Gore, maybe uh character actor Eric Roberts.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: I have no fucking clue. Oh, we are saying is
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: cut the corporate and Paul McCartney runs over to the
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: side of the stage and knocks a microphone over and
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Stevie Wonder just reaches out and catches it.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: You know who wouldn't have done that? The real Beyonce.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: She wouldn't fall.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: So let's watch it quick.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Stop skipping, Paul. You're at seventy. Here's what happened there.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: The microphone fell onto Stevie Wonder's arm. I also think
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: at the very end, if we can go back, I'm
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: pretty sure that's Taizon Day. I'm pretty sure this might
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: have been in his window of relevance if you put no,
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: that's Herbie Hancock. Oh next to oh, next to uh,
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: that's Herbie Hancock. Man, I'm a big fan of Herbie Hancock.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: I love the shit you do with Jacob Pastorius. Herbie.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry for disrespecting you like that. That was I
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: feel a little racist now.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: But Stevie Wonder's definitely not. Now what I think happened
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: when you see him run by Paul McCartney's head hits
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: the actual microphone. So Stevie Wonder, if nothing else, would
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: have heard that. Yeah, and Stevie Wonder's been around enough
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: microphones to know what it sounds like when someone runs
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: into a microphone and it might be falling.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: And I mean, yeah, he's also he's on the streets,
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: you know, cleaning up crime in between working as a
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: public defender in New York. So I mean he's he
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: can hang.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I had never seen his eyes before.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a pretty haunting picture. Media takeout dot com.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: One of the things people say is, well, if he's blind,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: why does he wear sunglasses? Which how many blod doesn't
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: damn near every blind person wear sunglasses? Gross, And they're
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: doing you a favor. Yeah, and Stevie Wonder is no exception.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: There's a picture.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Imagine being able to sense that someone is staring at
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: you without being able to see them stare at you, Like,
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: I imagine how fucking uncomfortable that would be with all
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: your heightened senses, your fucking arm hairs standing up.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: There is a I could not for the life of
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: me fine the video again, but there's a video of it.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Was on TMZ and they corner some friend of Stevie
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Wonders outside in airport and they're like, what do you
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: say about the rumors that Stevie Wonder's blind? And this
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: guy tells a story about how Stevie Wonder used to
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: go around when he would walk in the studio, he
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: would go around to all the women and pretend to
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: accidentally grope their breasts, but he would just do it.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: And he would be like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm blind,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: while he's just grabbed that sense of smell. You could
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: just smell like a room full of titties. So he's like,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: I like that. The guy debunked this theory with like
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: a fun sexual assault anecdote. He's not blind heties all
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: the time. Uh so yeah, that that that's that's one
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: that people are really there's a big Stevie Wonder is
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: not blind movement and he has fun with it. He
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: at one point there was an interview where I think
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: it was TMZ also and they caught him outside an
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: airport and he said something about how he was going
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: to fly a plane later and they said something about
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: him not being blind, and he was like, I'm going
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: to tell the truth this year.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: That's too funny. Yeah, that's what I would do, as
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: I would just lean into it, you know. I think
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: that's really how you handle a scandal.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'd be like, you're right, I can see let
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: me drive, Yeah yeah, yeah, your keys. I'd be like, yeah,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: give me the keys, I'll go tell you all about it.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Get in the passenger seat. It's too funny. I don't
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: know why we're ending on this one. But let's talk
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: about Lord. Yeah, Lordy, Lordy. Look who might be forty?
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Lord claims to have been born quit the show?
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who better to talk about Lord than Adam and me,
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: a guy who mostly listens to post punk and death grips.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know nothing about Lord. Song. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: yeah that was okay, which I know. She wrote after
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: seeing a picture of George Brett, which is George Brett.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: He played for the Kansas City Royals for a long time.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Oh and she just like kind of got a she.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Just saw that picture and his shirt that said Royals.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: So clam good moist for old George Brett started to
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: make a little music down there, you know what I mean? Hey, Oh,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: she claims to be twenty years old, but theorists claim
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: she is forty years old. Several years ago, Jezebel ran
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: an article where a woman claimed she reached out to
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: whoever you reach out to in New Zealand to get
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: a copy of Lord's birth certificate. Uh huh, And she
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: didn't get an actual copy. She just got to print
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: out saying that she was born in nineteen ninety six,
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: And people were like, uh, you could fake that, which
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Beyond that, the only other evidence is she looks old,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: she's weird looking, looks older than twenty, which does she
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: I Yeah, I don't know. I think she just looks well.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: It is funny. There's a thing.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: Maybe she's just a famous woman that's not wearing makeup
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: and this is how society is. Like, yeah, I do
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: like it's our perception of age.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: I do like that someone ran her picture through that
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Facebook what's my age? As Oh god, I came back
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: as forty nine. Yeah, the worst possible picture where she
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: looks like a corpse. Yeah, she looks exhausted. Yeah, picture she.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Looks like she's raising six kids that aren't hers.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: There was also apparently in an interview with Vanity Fair,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: she introduced herself by saying, Hi, I'm Ella Kay, and
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: I'm actually forty five. Why would she do that.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Because she's twenty and someone made her famous. You know,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: if I got famous when I was twenty, I mean,
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Lord help me. If I get famous at any point,
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna fucking do a bunch of stupid shit that
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: I've regret forever.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: But I would have been saying the most ridiculous garb.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: You know, there's been nonsense out of the movie.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, gonna call me fucking Peter or whatever.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: It isn't matter, it's what with the music. She also,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: apparently in one interview, said that The Virgin Suicides really
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: resonated with me as a teenager. I mean, I am,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: I am still a teenager because Virgin Suicides came out
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: in the fucking nineties.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Or what's the Virgin Suicide?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: It was a movie with Kirsten Dunst. I believe is
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: in it. It's a good movie. It's a weird movie,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: all right. They give a lot away in that title.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: And again, yeah, I mean I'll say like, oh yeah,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: back when I was a teenager, and then I remember,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: oh wait, no, I did that stupid thing six months ago.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, and especially the way that quote works,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: she says it really resonated with me as a teenager.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Like she could be saying me as a teenager that
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: resonates with me. It's not necessarily saying twenty years ago
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: when it came out, it really resonated with me. Yeah,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: but maybe she is like maybe maybe, I mean, maybe
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: she's older than she says she is. This is one
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: of those who really cares.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who gives like, I mean, unless you're having a
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: kid with Lord and you're trying to figure out if
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: there's like a risk for autism, I don't think this
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: is any of your business.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or until she dies at forty and the official
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: explanation is natural causes, We're like, what how she's died
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: in her sleep?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm feeling Lord is just going to disappear
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: one day and they're gonna just be like she said, spaceship,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: but who knows it might have been.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like she's on her way. I don't know.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: I just don't know that much about her music. Neither
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: do I.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, she seems to have cultivated kind of a
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  Speaker 2: cool persona. I know people are all into her. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't really know. God bless her.
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  Speaker 1: So so that's that's our episode, and.
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  Speaker 2: It is we buying the I think the only one
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  Speaker 2: we gave applausible too is the Salange daughter one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Salange Slange daughter one seems at least somewhat feasible.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know if this is naive fucked up.
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  Speaker 2: But when you have like stretch marks, or when you
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: tell me you look a little weird, yeah, you know,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: like Beyonce, like very own in your career was you know,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: probably had you know, was showing some mid drifts through
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: those DestinE videos. I can't think of any offhand. I
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: don't really know there work that well. Bills bills, oh
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: I got his bill's bills bills anyway, Yeah, so I
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  Speaker 2: don't know that one.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, who knows, but uh yeah, I think that's
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  Speaker 1: that's probably the most believable. The the Alex Jones Bill
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  Speaker 1: Hicks thing is weird too.
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  Speaker 2: It is, It is fucking weird. That's when I go
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: back to every once in a while, I'm like, well maybe.
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  Speaker 1: Because that one, Like I get that he's got all
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  Speaker 1: these close friends, but he could just as easily go
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  Speaker 1: to Joe Rogan and be like, hey, here's the thing
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing with my career now, don't fucking tell anybody.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm what kind of thing is like? I
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  Speaker 2: don't think Bill Hicks could. I think just as knowing
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  Speaker 2: having the comedian gene, I think you would go crazy
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  Speaker 2: if you weren't being funny. And I mean maybe the
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  Speaker 2: whole way he gets that kind of satisfaction just by
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  Speaker 2: trolling people.
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  Speaker 1: Now that's a thing he maybe thinks he is being fun.
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  Speaker 2: But I was just listening to Bill Hicks the other
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: day and I was like that, he's very, very articulate,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: and yeah, and it's like Alex Jones will just frequently
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: just like go on these random and maybe he just
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  Speaker 2: found this character that he loves to do and this
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: is Jimmy Glick and he's going to write it into
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: the sunset. But could be I just I can't believe it.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: I'm an edgy white guy in his early twenties. You
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: want me to disown Bill Hicks? Come on as a
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: bridge too far?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Bill Hicks is great. If anyone listening to this
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: isn't familiar with him, go find out where Dennis Leary
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: got his entire goddamn career from and check out some
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: early Bill Hicks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So that's our episode. We should get the
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: fuck out of here. What do we have to plug?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: I think the un Popped show that you're on already pasted.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Oh well, no, we didn't have an episode this week,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: so I think this is going on Monday?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Right? Oh yeah, if we are, we gonna are we
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: gonna start doing those weekly episodes? We can? Yeah? I'm hey, everybody,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: conspiracy the show is happening weekly. Now, I thought we
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: already were exciting.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Me and Adam communicate very well.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: We meant to announce it on nine to eleven. God
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: damn it. Yeah, and we blew it.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so this Wednesday comes here, said the Alex Theeter
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: and Glendale Free Show. Yeah, a lot of funny people.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: Lori kill Martin's there.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Now, Luri kill Martin canceled. Okay, you know she had
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: agreed to it at one point, so you know it
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: was gonna be good. She'll be on a future show.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: We're gonna line up a really great uh guest headliner,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: but we have Connor and Keith from the Mean Boys podcast.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Greg Edwards, Holy shit, he's so funny.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: He's great. Thug nutes.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Travis Clark is gonna be on that show. He's a
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: nice guy. He's fantastic.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, very nice guy, funny guy, really sweet, you know,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: really funny.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: I did sorry driving Uh yeah, you can listen to
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: The Mean Boys nine to eleven Spectacular with Steve ran
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: Is easy. Uh and uh we close with the very
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: first ever nine to eleven Carol. Uh, just have yourself
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: a marry nine to eleven that's great.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, you know, go listen to me boys all
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: that ship. We're on the Patreon too, you know.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: So if you if you're already given, if you feel
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: like Adam Todd Brown is fatten his wall it's too much,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: uh just keep giving to him.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: He's good.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: He actually does it with the money.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: It'll trickle down to Connor. That's how economics work. Yeah, yeah, yep,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: uh yeah. So, so we should get the fuck out
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: of here. We're gonna if you're watching the live stream,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: we're gonna record another episode in a couple of minutes,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: so stay tuned, hang tight if you want to learn
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: all there is to know about cam Trail's Uh so,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: uh yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. Connor
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: say goodbye. I'll turn to the fucking frogs care goodbye everybody,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: We love you.