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- 0:02Speaker 1: It is a dude to the graphic nature of this program.
- 0:06Speaker 1: Listener discretion, is it lies.
- 0:17Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
- 0:23Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
- 0:39Speaker 1: in session. Yeah, good morning everybody. Today is Monday. It's
- 0:49Speaker 1: a brand new week I know what you thought. You're like, man,
- 0:51Speaker 1: this weekend it's just too long. Yeah, it needs to
- 0:54Speaker 1: end already. It's like when they bring you big portions.
- 1:00Speaker 1: I want to take more home. Monday morning. It's June
- 1:03Speaker 1: the eighth, twenty twenty six. We are The Woody Show.
- 1:06Speaker 1: Welcome to it. My name is Whatody, that's Greg Gory.
- 1:09Speaker 1: We got Menace, There is Gina Grad. Sea Mass is
- 1:14Speaker 1: in New York City, yes, technic well yeah, beautiful Secaucus,
- 1:24Speaker 1: see Sakaka, New Jersey, the Garden State, Yeah, garbage state.
- 1:29Speaker 3: Yes, okay, alright, anyway.
- 1:33Speaker 1: Uh, there's Sammy Morning. We got Morgan and Vaughn Dumbas.
- 1:37Speaker 1: Tyler's here, we got bored, we got Benji. Phones are
- 1:39Speaker 1: open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can send
- 1:42Speaker 1: us a text check in over to two to nine
- 1:45Speaker 1: eight seven. Uh. Yeah. So Sea Mass was in New
- 1:50Speaker 1: York over the weekend, and we'll continue to be for
- 1:52Speaker 1: the big finals game. Yeah, because you know, the Knicks
- 1:56Speaker 1: are in the finals now, but now they're at home. Yes,
- 1:59Speaker 1: they're a uh, they're at home. And so like you
- 2:01Speaker 1: know with these crazy Knicks fans is we've covered a
- 2:04Speaker 1: few different times.
- 2:05Speaker 4: It's psychotic.
- 2:06Speaker 1: Yeah, Sea Bass talking to some of the some of
- 2:08Speaker 1: the Knicks fans and stuff. So where the maniacs are right, right?
- 2:12Speaker 1: But yeah, so today and tomorrow for that, let's see,
- 2:16Speaker 1: we've got the week the weekend, say, the weekend review.
- 2:20Speaker 1: That's long. We call it weekend cheers and dude, it's
- 2:23Speaker 1: only been a couple of days. My brain, my brain
- 2:25Speaker 1: totally shut down, all right, So weekend cheers and jeers.
- 2:27Speaker 1: We've got the trending news headlines. We'll get to that.
- 2:30Speaker 1: We got some birthdays here for you in a second.
- 2:33Speaker 1: We're gonna go right to uh this after hours voicemail
- 2:38Speaker 1: that we got eight seven seven. Someone's got a bragi
- 2:41Speaker 1: like Sea Bass. Okay, because we do this from time
- 2:43Speaker 1: to time, we ask people to raging criticism. No, I'm
- 2:46Speaker 1: saying like, if you, uh, if you got something cool
- 2:48Speaker 1: that you know you're excited about or whatever, it's your
- 2:50Speaker 1: chance to bragleg Sea Bass always does without even waiting
- 2:53Speaker 1: for the opportunity, he just you know, throws it out
- 2:55Speaker 1: there bragle like sea bass from the After Hours voicemail show.
- 3:00Speaker 5: I'm just listening back on the podcast and we're doing
- 3:04Speaker 5: a bragli like sea bath. I wanted to say that
- 3:08Speaker 5: I have just upgraded from a studio apartment to a
- 3:13Speaker 5: four bedroom, three bathroom home, and I'm doing a little
- 3:17Speaker 5: Greg gory over here, making some very restauranty beef bulgines
- 3:23Speaker 5: with a glass of tabernet.
- 3:25Speaker 1: And I'm just thinking how awesome.
- 3:27Speaker 5: It is that I have so many bathrooms that me
- 3:30Speaker 5: and my wife can poop at the same time. Very fancy,
- 3:34Speaker 5: very braggy, and I just want to let you guys know,
- 3:37Speaker 5: I think you're awesome. And I'm a longtime listener, first
- 3:40Speaker 5: time caller, mega cliche, but I'm uber, ultra excited about
- 3:45Speaker 5: this new home.
- 3:49Speaker 1: We don't want to crap on his parade.
- 3:50Speaker 6: Greg, I know I have two things to crap on.
- 3:53Speaker 6: First of all, congrats, it's awesome you bought a house.
- 3:56Speaker 1: Uh.
- 3:56Speaker 6: Your apartment was your home, so you didn't buy a home.
- 3:59Speaker 6: You bought a house, uh huh.
- 4:00Speaker 1: And number two, beef booga and knee.
- 4:04Speaker 4: I think he was kidding. I like to think he was.
- 4:06Speaker 1: He was.
- 4:09Speaker 7: Cocky.
- 4:09Speaker 1: No, no, no, I think or perhaps be well, maybe
- 4:15Speaker 1: that one.
- 4:17Speaker 8: I like to think he's an option all but all
- 4:21Speaker 8: three or not said. Let's hope he's being sarcastic.
- 4:24Speaker 1: Right, congrats? Yeah, you know, I I think about this,
- 4:29Speaker 1: and you know, Sea Bass, you know, being in a
- 4:31Speaker 1: in a hotel, I think about this every time. In
- 4:33Speaker 1: the hotel, I'm thinking, Man, I don't need this house.
- 4:36Speaker 1: I could be, though, but I don't know. I doubt
- 4:40Speaker 1: that about you. I totally could. I don't do anything.
- 4:43Speaker 8: I've had the exact same thoughts, of course, and I've
- 4:45Speaker 8: lived that life a long time.
- 4:47Speaker 1: However, I've also.
- 4:47Speaker 8: Thought about, as I am now, as I am in
- 4:49Speaker 8: my year getting married, prepared to get married, that I
- 4:53Speaker 8: will most certainly have to have two bathrooms no matter
- 4:57Speaker 8: where I am, because.
- 4:57Speaker 1: There's no no way.
- 4:59Speaker 8: I would want to stank or live in someone else's stanks.
- 5:03Speaker 4: Right, almost in a studio apartment.
- 5:06Speaker 8: Yeah right, but it has to have two bathrooms.
- 5:09Speaker 4: I mean, I agree, but.
- 5:10Speaker 1: I would I wouldn't want to like scale down the
- 5:12Speaker 1: wood Sea Bass did, living in like a vane or
- 5:15Speaker 1: an r V. I don't want to be mobile. No,
- 5:17Speaker 1: I don't want to do that either.
- 5:18Speaker 6: But but a hotel room, that's pushing it. Maybe a
- 5:21Speaker 6: one bedroom.
- 5:23Speaker 1: If it was just me, Yeah, just me by myself,
- 5:26Speaker 1: I could totally do something the size of a hotel room.
- 5:28Speaker 1: I could totally do it.
- 5:30Speaker 9: Depressing dream be able to get rid of all of
- 5:33Speaker 9: your stuff in order to accommodate.
- 5:35Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, problem, no problem. You told me the other
- 5:40Speaker 1: day you have fifty hats. I do you bring? Yeah,
- 5:45Speaker 1: I mean I can get. I can get fifty hats
- 5:46Speaker 1: in a in like a closet somewhere or something. I
- 5:49Speaker 1: would make it work. I would make it work. I
- 5:52Speaker 1: guess I do. It's like you put a goldfish into
- 5:56Speaker 1: a bigger it grows right Like if you keep it
- 5:58Speaker 1: in something small, it kind of stays small, right, small,
- 6:01Speaker 1: it'll it'll grow to Like when you when you make
- 6:03Speaker 1: you know, however many dollars per year, and you hear
- 6:06Speaker 1: about somebody's making fifteen thousand dollars more, and you go, man,
- 6:10Speaker 1: if I had that, And the next thing you know,
- 6:11Speaker 1: you're making that, and you feel like you're no further
- 6:14Speaker 1: ahead than you were fifteen thousand dollars ago, because you've
- 6:18Speaker 1: now just Yeah, you've you've ramped up your so you
- 6:21Speaker 1: would do that in reverse? Yes, Greg, he has fifty hats,
- 6:24Speaker 1: but only three shirts. I have three of Well, I
- 6:28Speaker 1: have three different shirts, but I have multiple of that shirt. Yes,
- 6:32Speaker 1: I'm with Woody.
- 6:33Speaker 3: I'd move into a hotel room today.
- 6:36Speaker 1: Yeah she could easy, you could. Yeah medicines. Well you
- 6:41Speaker 1: had the best studio apartment. Yeah, exactly.
- 6:43Speaker 3: Don't care, man, I missed my studio.
- 6:45Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care. It's uh, it's it's all good
- 6:49Speaker 1: to me.
- 6:49Speaker 6: See, I'm too. I've become kind of not a chopaholic.
- 6:52Speaker 6: But the more I go out and see stuff, I think, like,
- 6:55Speaker 6: I don't need that, don't really really even want it,
- 6:57Speaker 6: but I would like to have a bigger place, just
- 6:59Speaker 6: so I could get it, you know, like a like
- 7:03Speaker 6: a chair, like a certain chair, or like a lamp.
- 7:06Speaker 6: Don't need a lamp, but I like that lamp. I
- 7:08Speaker 6: wish I had a bigger house.
- 7:09Speaker 1: Yeah. My wife will say something, you know, like that
- 7:12Speaker 1: when she sees like whatever stupid house show that I'm watching,
- 7:15Speaker 1: and I go, it's just them, they have all that space.
- 7:18Speaker 1: I go, well, we have more space than what we
- 7:20Speaker 1: really need, you know what I mean? I mean I
- 7:23Speaker 1: spend most of my time in two rooms because but
- 7:25Speaker 1: then you have to heat and cool it, and you
- 7:26Speaker 1: have to furnish it, and you have to you know,
- 7:28Speaker 1: clean it, and like, so she's right.
- 7:32Speaker 4: I mean, it's just more of a pain in the ass.
- 7:33Speaker 1: I know. But they you know, you can have a
- 7:35Speaker 1: whole room full of stuff that you know, this chair
- 7:37Speaker 1: that you really want, you know what if you wanted
- 7:40Speaker 1: a ski ball machine, like totally want. I did see. Uh,
- 7:45Speaker 1: there was a post where it was like, all right,
- 7:47Speaker 1: what a million dollars gets you in these different uh,
- 7:50Speaker 1: these different places. And it was places around the world.
- 7:53Speaker 1: So I think the first place was Toronto, which is
- 7:56Speaker 1: super expensive. So a million dollars in I mean, Greg,
- 8:01Speaker 1: you would hate it. Nothing. Yeah, it's a it's it's
- 8:04Speaker 1: it's not great. I thought I saved the post. I
- 8:06Speaker 1: guess I. I guess I didn't. But anyway, and then
- 8:09Speaker 1: it goes to California and it gets to this one
- 8:13Speaker 1: in Texas and this house had a lazy river. Now
- 8:21Speaker 1: that okay, here's the thing. But I'd rather have super
- 8:25Speaker 1: small you know, uh, hotel room, hotel room. Okay, yes,
- 8:30Speaker 1: but if somebody came to me, hey, you have to
- 8:31Speaker 1: give all this up. You're live in a mansion with
- 8:34Speaker 1: the lazy river. But I got this one. It's this house.
- 8:36Speaker 1: It's got a lazy river. I would take the lazy
- 8:38Speaker 1: river house. And I know it sounds like, oh of
- 8:41Speaker 1: course you would, I'm saying, but like, if you're looking
- 8:43Speaker 1: to like, I don't think i'd be able to resist.
- 8:47Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't turn down a lazy river.
- 8:49Speaker 10: That's the dream exactly right. That would be irresponsible of
- 8:53Speaker 10: you to turn that down.
- 8:54Speaker 1: Yeah. I do think certain houses would be too big. Yeah,
- 8:57Speaker 1: I thought I thought I had. I thought I had
- 8:58Speaker 1: the post saved. I'm really sorry because I was gonna
- 9:00Speaker 1: he posted on the Woodies show Instagram. But that's okay. Greg.
- 9:02Speaker 8: Have you ever been to one of the like the
- 9:04Speaker 8: classic like the builtmore Estates or anything.
- 9:06Speaker 6: Like an actual mansion. Yes, go to this thing annually.
- 9:11Speaker 6: It's called Showcase House and it's just like different designers
- 9:15Speaker 6: that make and they're in the neighborhood of like ten
- 9:18Speaker 6: thousand square feet.
- 9:20Speaker 1: Yeah that's cozy. Is that qualifiers? Having a wing? Yeah?
- 9:24Speaker 1: Multiple wing?
- 9:25Speaker 3: These like you get lost in right, Yeah, I mean
- 9:29Speaker 3: the mega mansions are cool. Yeah, they're awesome. Don't get
- 9:33Speaker 3: me wrong, I'll take it. Yeah, I'm weird and like
- 9:36Speaker 3: I'm in like either I want a studio apartment or
- 9:39Speaker 3: I would love like a mega mansion.
- 9:41Speaker 1: Really yeah, I think like the like the in between
- 9:44Speaker 1: is the perfect mansions or the whatever.
- 9:46Speaker 8: What's what's the island in Miami? Rolled the billionaire island?
- 9:50Speaker 1: It is? Here's Toronto. This is what a million bucks
- 9:51Speaker 1: gets you in Toronto. Oh wow, okay with like it
- 9:54Speaker 1: looks like almost like a double wide trailer with a
- 9:56Speaker 1: car like a car port. Yeah, okay, America. Yeah here
- 10:01Speaker 1: here and then check check out the one for textas
- 10:03Speaker 1: Look at the bottom picture. That's the backyard. It's got
- 10:07Speaker 1: a lazy river dates that's called thirty million. Yeah, I know,
- 10:11Speaker 1: like weird, but you're talking about Starland, Steve Beast, Yeah,
- 10:15Speaker 1: that's I think that's about the right because you know
- 10:17Speaker 1: three or four stories imagine seven forty four. You can
- 10:23Speaker 1: send us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
- 10:26Speaker 1: We got a a little look here with the birthdays.
- 10:30Speaker 1: Your birthday go show this shary. We're going it's shiver.
- 10:36Speaker 1: We won't sit because it's shivery, and you know you
- 10:40Speaker 1: don't do birthday all right, starting with the celebrities. Happy
- 10:44Speaker 1: birthday to your personal hero menace Ye Kanye Well, yeah,
- 10:51Speaker 1: he's forty nine years old. You love everything about him,
- 10:53Speaker 1: his shoes.
- 10:56Speaker 3: Jay Z just recently said something about him. I got
- 10:59Speaker 3: a look get up.
- 11:00Speaker 1: At coming soon. What was the basic idea?
- 11:04Speaker 3: Well, the basic idea like favor or Yeah. Jay Z
- 11:08Speaker 3: recently did a freestyle rap at the Roots event and
- 11:13Speaker 3: he's talked about uh, Tory Lanes, Drake and Ye and
- 11:20Speaker 3: there was one other person that he was not talking
- 11:23Speaker 3: favorably about, which.
- 11:25Speaker 1: Is, Oh, so you don't have anything as far as
- 11:27Speaker 1: like what like Nikki Minaj?
- 11:28Speaker 3: Yeah, like what was actually said?
- 11:30Speaker 1: Yeah, what's what? What is it?
- 11:31Speaker 6: There's so many issues you could have with Kanye's I
- 11:34Speaker 6: thought he was getting political.
- 11:35Speaker 1: Or something like that. Yeah, all right, anyway, Kanye West
- 11:37Speaker 1: is forty nine. Maria Menudos, he is forty eight years
- 11:41Speaker 1: old today. Boz Skaggs Wow, oh yeah, eighty two years
- 11:47Speaker 1: old today. See Julianna Margale's oh yeah, good wife. Yeah
- 11:53Speaker 1: right exactly. She played a lesbian in the morning show Girl.
- 11:56Speaker 1: Oh she did. Yeah, sixty years old today. So you
- 11:59Speaker 1: got uh Gianna Daddyo, Ganna Gianna Daddyo she's a she
- 12:07Speaker 1: performs in the w w W E. She goes is
- 12:10Speaker 1: Live Morgan in the w w E. But her name
- 12:13Speaker 1: is how about the G I O N N A Gianna?
- 12:19Speaker 1: All right, Gianna daddio. She's thirty two. And then David
- 12:22Speaker 1: Sutcliffe from Gilmore Girls. He was Christopher Hayden. Do you
- 12:28Speaker 1: know who that is? You're Gilmore Girls?
- 12:30Speaker 7: Yeah, that is Rory's dad.
- 12:32Speaker 1: Then why are you staring at I'm looking included because
- 12:36Speaker 1: I know she's a fan.
- 12:38Speaker 9: You know, I don't know what person a stroke I
- 12:42Speaker 9: because I paused for a second because I was thinking
- 12:44Speaker 9: Chad Michael Murray's character, and it just took me a second,
- 12:47Speaker 9: and then I realized it was.
- 12:48Speaker 1: Rory's your part of is Zuzu sweet? In Today's Birth
- 12:52Speaker 1: to Girl, She's had more. She's had more heads than
- 12:55Speaker 1: a shampoo commercial. She's seen more. That doesn't make any sense, Okay,
- 12:59Speaker 1: I get on order five nine fine films, including Oral Pandemic.
- 13:05Speaker 1: She was in Goddess in Latex and high Heels, Humiliating
- 13:09Speaker 1: you cucks out there. She was in Can't Muffle Those Moans?
- 13:14Speaker 1: Volume one, Sammy, This is for you? Are you listening? Cheerleader?
- 13:19Speaker 1: Takes on three guys. She was also in husband Punished
- 13:23Speaker 1: with face sitting. Oh no, she was in Spitting and
- 13:26Speaker 1: Drooling on Boobs Volume one, Good God. And then who
- 13:29Speaker 1: can forget her? Unforgettable Roll, Greg and Lesbian Power, Bang,
- 13:33Speaker 1: Squirts and scissors with no mercy, No mercy until squirt. Yeah,
- 13:38Speaker 1: that's a zuzu. Sweet who is thirty years old? Today?
- 13:41Speaker 1: I met your Monday porn of Birthday, Suboday, Birthdays and such.
- 13:44Speaker 1: Here on the Woody Show. We'll take the break, We'll
- 13:46Speaker 1: come back more. Woodie Show is next. Hang on the
- 13:50Speaker 1: Woody Show. We'll be right back.
- 13:52Speaker 3: Woodi Show Podcast listeners, what's going on? It's menace. This Saturday,
- 13:56Speaker 3: I'm gonna be at Citadel Outless for a huge soccer
- 14:00Speaker 3: meet up. It's one of the biggest ones in the world.
- 14:02Speaker 3: If you love soccer, hang out with me this Saturday,
- 14:06Speaker 3: June thirteenth, from one to three pm at Citadel Outlets.
- 14:10Speaker 3: I'm gonna be right in front of the world's largest
- 14:12Speaker 3: soccer ball, over twenty feet tall. I'm gonna have a
- 14:15Speaker 3: bunch of giveaways for theme parks, concert tickets, and gift
- 14:19Speaker 3: cards to get yourself some soccer merch It's gonna be
- 14:22Speaker 3: a good time once again this Saturday, June thirteenth, from
- 14:24Speaker 3: one to three pm. Can't wait to see you there.
- 14:27Speaker 3: In the meantime, enjoyed the Woody Show podcast.
- 14:30Speaker 1: In The Woody Show, and we're into another new hour.
- 14:36Speaker 1: It is The Woody Show. It's Greg, Hi, what is up?
- 14:40Speaker 1: My name is Woody. Thank you for being here. Phones
- 14:43Speaker 1: open eight seven to seven forty four. Woodie text us
- 14:47Speaker 1: two two nine eight seven. Send us an email. Email
- 14:49Speaker 1: at the Woodieshow dot com.
- 14:53Speaker 6: Weekend cheers and jeers, Greg Gory, I'm gonna give cheers
- 14:57Speaker 6: to Julio Jones, NFL player of thirteen years now retired.
- 15:01Speaker 6: Has nothing to do with the Falcons or football in general.
- 15:05Speaker 6: But I saw an interview because now that he's retired,
- 15:08Speaker 6: somebody had asked him over the weekend, do you miss football?
- 15:11Speaker 6: Do you wish he were still playing? How's retirement going.
- 15:14Speaker 6: He's in his mid thirties, and he said, Nope, don't
- 15:17Speaker 6: miss it at all. Set for life. I'm in good shape.
- 15:20Speaker 6: I can play basketball if I want to. I can
- 15:22Speaker 6: go diving if I want to. I can do whatever
- 15:24Speaker 6: I want. I'm looking into businesses. It's a chapter in
- 15:26Speaker 6: my life. That chapter is over.
- 15:28Speaker 1: I'm loving being retired mid thirties. I think he's thirty seven.
- 15:32Speaker 1: Oh wow.
- 15:33Speaker 6: So I just loved his answer because most people would
- 15:35Speaker 6: think he would say like yeah, ja, it's like.
- 15:39Speaker 1: Nope, love it. It's awesome, totally totally rules that's awesome.
- 15:45Speaker 1: So Jeers to he is thirty seven. Thirty seven, yep, yeah,
- 15:49Speaker 1: just retired, living the life. That's the way it did be.
- 15:53Speaker 1: The Jeers is, you're not retired, you sure? Sure? And
- 15:56Speaker 1: it sounds like he, you know, was cool with his money. Yeah.
- 16:00Speaker 1: NFL guys, man, they're not. Yeah, they're not. So the
- 16:03Speaker 1: career's over and they squandered all that money. Yeah, it's
- 16:06Speaker 1: gone gone. Good life.
- 16:08Speaker 6: Good for him, good attitude. I just loved everything he said.
- 16:11Speaker 6: Jeers is to the sheer panic I had yesterday morning.
- 16:16Speaker 6: I believe it was when I'm checking out of a
- 16:19Speaker 6: hotel and I got up nice and early. I thought,
- 16:22Speaker 6: I'm going to get home and have a full.
- 16:24Speaker 1: Day ahead of me.
- 16:25Speaker 6: So pack my bag all nice and neat, get everything ready.
- 16:28Speaker 6: I'm leaving very early in the morning. I'm going to
- 16:31Speaker 6: have a great day ahead of me. And I thought, oh,
- 16:34Speaker 6: I gotta get my car keys in order to get home.
- 16:37Speaker 6: Where are they?
- 16:38Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's my worst neighbor.
- 16:40Speaker 6: Holy crap. So I dump out everything in my bag.
- 16:43Speaker 6: I go through every pocket, every nook and cranny, every
- 16:46Speaker 6: pants pocket, every jacket pocket, my toiletry bag. I thought
- 16:50Speaker 6: maybe it fell under the back. I'm searching the hotel room,
- 16:53Speaker 6: searching the desk, the drawers that I never even opened.
- 16:56Speaker 6: But maybe they're in their magic. Go to security, go
- 16:59Speaker 6: to life and found, go to registration. Then they said, well,
- 17:02Speaker 6: you can't help you until you go see if your
- 17:04Speaker 6: car is actually still there, because if you drop your keys,
- 17:06Speaker 6: your car might not be there.
- 17:07Speaker 4: Oh my god.
- 17:08Speaker 6: I walk out there. I don't see my car. Luckily
- 17:11Speaker 6: it was because it was obscured by a pillar and
- 17:13Speaker 6: some big truck that was parked there. So I thought
- 17:15Speaker 6: my car got stolen. So then I'm on my hands
- 17:18Speaker 6: and knees looking for the keys, God, praying to God,
- 17:21Speaker 6: walking the garage, walking everywhere, tracing my steps, going back
- 17:25Speaker 6: to security, back to laws, and found back to registration
- 17:28Speaker 6: by some miracle, maybe somebody turned in these keys. Nope,
- 17:32Speaker 6: go back to my car, And I thought, okay, I
- 17:34Speaker 6: must have dropped them somewhere go. Spend another twenty minutes
- 17:38Speaker 6: on the ground looking everywhere, and then I thought, you
- 17:40Speaker 6: know what, I should try opening the door of my car.
- 17:43Speaker 6: I open it, it beeps and it opens. So the
- 17:46Speaker 6: keys had to be somewhere because I have that thing
- 17:48Speaker 6: where you can open the door. Oh, you have to
- 17:50Speaker 6: be somewhere. Yeah, got to be somewhere in the vicinity. Yeah,
- 17:53Speaker 6: so let me search my back clothes.
- 17:54Speaker 3: No.
- 17:55Speaker 6: So then I spend half an hour in the car
- 17:57Speaker 6: on the floor of the car, thinking they fell under
- 18:00Speaker 6: the seat. But then I thought, how did I lock it?
- 18:02Speaker 6: If the keys are in the car?
- 18:04Speaker 1: This goes on forever. So then I thought, oh, I
- 18:06Speaker 1: should try starting the car. I start the car, it starts.
- 18:10Speaker 1: It's somewhere close to you, so it's got to be.
- 18:13Speaker 6: Somewhere, but it's probably outside. So I continue to have
- 18:16Speaker 6: your bag with you. I did, and then I was
- 18:18Speaker 6: going to put it in the trunk, and I thought, no,
- 18:19Speaker 6: I'm going to leave it in the car just in
- 18:21Speaker 6: case I don't know why they come the.
- 18:23Speaker 1: Bag and put it like across like and get it
- 18:26Speaker 1: on the other side of the park. I thought about
- 18:28Speaker 1: doing that, but then I can eliminate like it's not
- 18:30Speaker 1: in the bag, all right.
- 18:32Speaker 6: I thought about doing that, and then I thought, well,
- 18:34Speaker 6: what if it doesn't start again, let you know they're
- 18:36Speaker 6: in the bag.
- 18:37Speaker 1: True, so then I know.
- 18:39Speaker 6: But then I but I had I had dumped the
- 18:42Speaker 6: bag out, and then I thought, oh my god, what
- 18:44Speaker 6: if I what if the car just tells me halfway home, hey,
- 18:48Speaker 6: there's no key, we're turning it off.
- 18:50Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm in a panic. I'm sweating.
- 18:52Speaker 6: I get home, I park in my driveway and I
- 18:54Speaker 6: run into the house and I tell Mario the story
- 18:57Speaker 6: about losing my keys, and I'm so pissed, and I
- 19:00Speaker 6: gotta figure out where they are. I only have one set,
- 19:03Speaker 6: so if I lost them on screw so I put
- 19:06Speaker 6: my bag down, Yeah, I think I might go ahead.
- 19:09Speaker 6: So I'm using the bathroom and Mario walks in and
- 19:12Speaker 6: he's holding my keys. I said, where were they? I
- 19:14Speaker 6: looked everywhere. I stopped short of taking a knife and
- 19:18Speaker 6: slicing my bag to shreds to see if it fell in,
- 19:21Speaker 6: And it was in some pocket of this duffel bag
- 19:25Speaker 6: that I didn't even know is there. So when I
- 19:27Speaker 6: threw them in my bag, they slid into this little
- 19:29Speaker 6: pocket that I didn't even know existed. It's not like
- 19:32Speaker 6: it was in my bag the whole time. And I thought,
- 19:35Speaker 6: oh great, I'm gonna have this early start to my day.
- 19:38Speaker 6: I can't sleep. I might as well hit the road, thought,
- 19:42Speaker 6: and I wasted an hour and a half.
- 19:44Speaker 1: I thought that you didn't even have your keys, And
- 19:46Speaker 1: I thought that the car has like an app or
- 19:49Speaker 1: you can like if you have your phone. Yeah, you
- 19:52Speaker 1: can just unlock the car. As long as the phone
- 19:54Speaker 1: is in the car, it'll start the car.
- 19:56Speaker 4: Who are you talking about, he's gonna but what He's right?
- 19:59Speaker 6: I do have an but and then here's where the
- 20:02Speaker 6: conspiracy theory and we had more cars, Yeah exactly. I had,
- 20:07Speaker 6: ironically just looked at my app for no reason, and
- 20:10Speaker 6: it said my subscription for my app, which I didn't
- 20:12Speaker 6: know I had. It was introductory and it had expired.
- 20:15Speaker 6: Do you want to renew it for like one hundred
- 20:17Speaker 6: and ninety nine a year? I said no, And then
- 20:19Speaker 6: I thought, oh, I lost my keys.
- 20:22Speaker 1: I need this app. But anyway, keys were found. But
- 20:26Speaker 1: that was a long stretch of time of sheer panic.
- 20:31Speaker 3: How do you think total, like, how much time you
- 20:33Speaker 3: wasted on that?
- 20:34Speaker 1: Probably an hour and a half that saw I empathize. Right.
- 20:40Speaker 1: It happened to me somewhat recently. I think I told
- 20:41Speaker 1: you guys the story. I had the rental car, met
- 20:43Speaker 1: a guy for breakfast. I was out of town doing
- 20:47Speaker 1: a you know, meeting with one of our affiliate stations.
- 20:50Speaker 1: I went from the rental car into the restaurant maybe
- 20:52Speaker 1: fifty feet yep, sat at the table, had breakfast, came
- 20:56Speaker 1: back out. Door's not opening. I'm like, because one of
- 20:58Speaker 1: those thing you just got to have it on your
- 21:00Speaker 1: on your person. Yea, not opening. Damn it.
- 21:02Speaker 11: What the hell did I do?
- 21:03Speaker 1: I can't find these keys anywhere. I go back inside.
- 21:05Speaker 1: Did the whole looking around thing. I remembered I threw
- 21:08Speaker 1: something out from my walk from the car to the restaurant.
- 21:12Speaker 1: There was a garbage can there. I dumped out the
- 21:15Speaker 1: contents of a public trash can, thinking like I took
- 21:19Speaker 1: the empty soda bottle, get through it in there, and
- 21:20Speaker 1: somehow like the key was with it or I don't
- 21:22Speaker 1: know totally, so I completely forgot that. I walked in
- 21:25Speaker 1: there with a jacket on, with the keys in the
- 21:28Speaker 1: pocket of the jacket. I had taken the jacket off,
- 21:30Speaker 1: sat it on the seat, of the booth that I
- 21:32Speaker 1: was sitting in and then left the jacket there. So
- 21:34Speaker 1: then when I got up, they grabbed the jacket. They
- 21:38Speaker 1: put it to the side. So when I came back in,
- 21:40Speaker 1: asking did anybody turn it into keys? They got no,
- 21:43Speaker 1: I'm looking every No, we haven't seen anything. Now, if
- 21:45Speaker 1: I would have said, did anybody turn in a jacket
- 21:48Speaker 1: right right here, the mystery would have been solved immediately.
- 21:51Speaker 1: But I spent a good forty five minutes totally, and
- 21:53Speaker 1: it is panic, sheer panm it and then it must
- 21:57Speaker 1: be human nature. You get so desperate.
- 22:00Speaker 6: So even back I went back to the hotel room
- 22:02Speaker 6: and like I said, I'm opening drawers that I've never
- 22:05Speaker 6: had open, just a bible, looking under the bed.
- 22:09Speaker 1: How would they be under the bed?
- 22:11Speaker 4: They couldn't.
- 22:11Speaker 1: And then I thought, well, maybe they're in the bathroom.
- 22:13Speaker 1: Why would they be in the bathroom toilet?
- 22:16Speaker 6: You get so desperate, and then you go back to
- 22:18Speaker 6: the same people that you already talked to, Hey in
- 22:20Speaker 6: the last fourteen minutes.
- 22:23Speaker 1: Hey guys, Greg Gory. Again, I don't know Gory's sheer desperation.
- 22:29Speaker 10: I totally, I've I've been in that exact situation I've
- 22:32Speaker 10: put my backpack on the other side of the parking
- 22:34Speaker 10: lot just to see if it would start. And I
- 22:36Speaker 10: sympathized because yesterday I saw your wife, Woody, and I
- 22:40Speaker 10: freaked out because I suddenly stopped walking. I go, oh
- 22:43Speaker 10: my god, I don't on my phone. My phone's not
- 22:45Speaker 10: in my hand. My phone's not in my hand, and
- 22:47Speaker 10: as you can see, it's dangling from my rest and
- 22:49Speaker 10: I was.
- 22:50Speaker 1: Like, it's not in my hand.
- 22:50Speaker 4: It's not my hand, and the.
- 22:52Speaker 1: Sunglasses are on top of your head. Yag weekend cheers
- 22:56Speaker 1: and jeers, Morgan.
- 22:57Speaker 2: Okay, Greg, Well, I'm gonna make everything better for because
- 23:01Speaker 2: my cheers is for you. My friend shout out to
- 23:03Speaker 2: my friend Arvin. She was at a music festival, let's
- 23:07Speaker 2: call it over the weekend. But it's like a gay
- 23:08Speaker 2: Pride music.
- 23:09Speaker 1: Festival, right, What is Pride month? Yeah?
- 23:11Speaker 12: It is.
- 23:11Speaker 7: And I know you love pride, super proud. I know
- 23:13Speaker 7: you need new shirts and I know you love to
- 23:16Speaker 7: be check out this shirt I got.
- 23:21Speaker 1: Morgan comes bearing gives reading it.
- 23:23Speaker 7: I don't know if you can read what it says
- 23:25Speaker 7: on the air.
- 23:26Speaker 1: Careful all right, says to a black T shirt on
- 23:31Speaker 1: the front. Okay, let me say, I don't know which
- 23:37Speaker 1: word to leave out all right here, I'm using okay.
- 23:45Speaker 1: It says okay, I got my salad tossed while watching
- 23:50Speaker 1: a to be Original colorful shout to to be.
- 23:59Speaker 4: Needed more shirt.
- 24:00Speaker 1: That is the truth. Greg does love. Greg does love
- 24:04Speaker 1: himself some toss salad. Yeah, well I love that. It's
- 24:06Speaker 1: good for you love to be love free shirt.
- 24:09Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 24:09Speaker 7: I saw my friend had gotten one. I message. I'm like,
- 24:11Speaker 7: oh my god, can you get me one? I really
- 24:14Speaker 7: really needed than talking about that.
- 24:17Speaker 1: Greg. When was the last time he had a good
- 24:18Speaker 1: salad tossing? I can't even remember what year it was. Really,
- 24:22Speaker 1: I thought you were like into it. I thought you
- 24:24Speaker 1: like I've said, I've done it which way?
- 24:26Speaker 11: Which?
- 24:27Speaker 6: See that's the that's the thing about this room. You
- 24:29Speaker 6: say things one time in it. You're an addict.
- 24:31Speaker 1: You know you've done it.
- 24:34Speaker 7: You've got it.
- 24:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it daily, right exactly.
- 24:39Speaker 4: I can't start my day with that.
- 24:40Speaker 1: Exactly your identity now, yeah get it. You love your
- 24:45Speaker 1: salad every day? Yeah, eight days a week. It was
- 24:49Speaker 1: tossing salads and I was getting a salad. Of course.
- 24:53Speaker 1: Why that's that's your cheer.
- 24:55Speaker 2: That's my cheers and my jeers goes to I think
- 24:58Speaker 2: it's it's my lack of sleep. But I'm getting sleep
- 25:01Speaker 2: paralysis again and I haven't I had it back when
- 25:04Speaker 2: I was like going crazy in my party days and
- 25:06Speaker 2: I was doing a bunch of drugs.
- 25:07Speaker 1: Does that mean again?
- 25:09Speaker 3: It's kind of like, yeah, you can't move.
- 25:11Speaker 7: I have very lucid dreams already.
- 25:13Speaker 2: But then so like last night, I think I'm awake,
- 25:16Speaker 2: but I'm asleep, and I'm going to my front door
- 25:18Speaker 2: to lock it at the end of the night to
- 25:19Speaker 2: go to bed. The second that I lock the door,
- 25:22Speaker 2: someone tries to opening the door and they're banging on it,
- 25:24Speaker 2: and it's that moment.
- 25:25Speaker 7: Of like, oh crap, what I do?
- 25:26Speaker 2: But you can't move, you can't like, but then you
- 25:30Speaker 2: also kind of wake up within it, and you know,
- 25:32Speaker 2: like I think I'm dreaming, but your body won't move.
- 25:34Speaker 2: You can't wake up from the dream. You know, sometimes
- 25:38Speaker 2: not people, but these figures come in my room or
- 25:40Speaker 2: they're in the backyard, and like.
- 25:41Speaker 7: I don't know, you just can't wake up and do
- 25:43Speaker 7: anything about it.
- 25:44Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty scary.
- 25:45Speaker 4: Yeah, that's something sitting on you. You can't you can't
- 25:47Speaker 4: move right. Yeah, so yeah, jeers to that.
- 25:51Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm looking sleep more sleep paralysis.
- 25:55Speaker 9: Uh.
- 25:56Speaker 1: Common pharmaceutical treatments include enidepressants. Are you on ended since? Hell, no,
- 26:01Speaker 1: you're not.
- 26:01Speaker 5: No.
- 26:02Speaker 7: I tried them for a while back in the day
- 26:04Speaker 7: and it did not work.
- 26:05Speaker 1: For there's a lot of choices. Yeah, I thought for
- 26:08Speaker 1: sure that you were Okay, you're not, Thank you so much. No, No,
- 26:11Speaker 1: I'm like, You've gone through a number of things I thought,
- 26:13Speaker 1: like a while back, and one of those things.
- 26:15Speaker 7: You Yeah, it's something I tried in the past.
- 26:17Speaker 1: Uh. Non medication alternatives for sleep paralysis. They call it
- 26:21Speaker 1: sleep hygiene more sleep. Yeah, is improving sleep hygiene by
- 26:25Speaker 1: sticking to a consistent sleep schedule and optimizing your bedroom environment. Right,
- 26:30Speaker 1: and then uh, behavioral therapy, I need that so to
- 26:33Speaker 1: help reframe the anxiety and stress it off and triggers
- 26:36Speaker 1: sleep paralysis.
- 26:38Speaker 4: Yeah, they can get in there and dig around and
- 26:39Speaker 4: undy it.
- 26:40Speaker 1: So maybe that's why the antidepressants, because it's the antidepressant
- 26:45Speaker 1: works in a couple different ways, you know, for the
- 26:47Speaker 1: kind of routing off the edges of maybe like an anxiety,
- 26:50Speaker 1: even a low level unconscious like one time in my
- 26:54Speaker 1: life man, where like everything was going great. I wasn't
- 26:57Speaker 1: stressed about really anything. Things are actually really good. Didn't
- 27:00Speaker 1: have kids, you know what I mean. I was married
- 27:03Speaker 1: to my first wife, but like you know, overall things
- 27:05Speaker 1: were great. I wasn't like rich or anything, but the
- 27:07Speaker 1: things were good, you know. And for whatever reason, man,
- 27:11Speaker 1: I started having almost these like mild like panic attacks
- 27:14Speaker 1: out of nowhere, like my heart, like what is going
- 27:16Speaker 1: on here? And that's when I tried, uh I forget
- 27:19Speaker 1: what I think it was Paxel. Oh yeah, and uh
- 27:23Speaker 1: it just kind of rounded the edges off. Yeah, nothing
- 27:25Speaker 1: going on. You weren't like consciously stressing about it. Yeah,
- 27:28Speaker 1: but I went to the doctor. Doctor's like, yeah, man,
- 27:29Speaker 1: everything's fine, your heart's fine, like you sure? Sure?
- 27:32Speaker 4: I feel like I'm dying.
- 27:33Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, So I mean I don't know something something
- 27:35Speaker 1: to look into. If that stuff becomes a real, real problem.
- 27:38Speaker 7: It's an unconscious thing for sure.
- 27:39Speaker 1: But and you're not that too.
- 27:44Speaker 2: It's always about someone getting in my house, which is
- 27:46Speaker 2: I don't know what the underlying fear is there, but
- 27:48Speaker 2: it's always like I lock the door and then I
- 27:50Speaker 2: come back to this.
- 27:52Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe you just get another actual dead bolt in
- 27:55Speaker 4: real life and you'll feel better.
- 27:57Speaker 7: I don't know. I've had this for a while, so
- 27:59Speaker 7: I don't know.
- 28:00Speaker 1: I got pitched the thing on Instagram yesterday. Speaking of alarms,
- 28:04Speaker 1: extra alarm that you can bring for hotel rooms and
- 28:08Speaker 1: you attach it to the door. You like stick it
- 28:10Speaker 1: in that you know, the crack between the door and
- 28:14Speaker 1: the frame, and it sits there and you can like
- 28:18Speaker 1: attach it from the inside. Not obviously not permanently, but
- 28:21Speaker 1: that way, if the door opens, it starts starts screaming. Yeah,
- 28:27Speaker 1: because I know some people we've talked about. Yeah, they
- 28:31Speaker 1: issue another card or a key card to your room
- 28:33Speaker 1: and people walk in and go, oh yeah, and it
- 28:36Speaker 1: says on their on their little card envelope, they're a
- 28:39Speaker 1: key envelope. That's they send them to that room. Yeah, yeah,
- 28:43Speaker 1: you salary.
- 28:45Speaker 3: I know you guys in fun of me multiple times.
- 28:47Speaker 3: But I always put a door in front of I
- 28:49Speaker 3: mean a door. I always put a chair in front
- 28:51Speaker 3: of the door at all the hotel rooms of that
- 28:53Speaker 3: because multiple times people have come into my room in
- 28:55Speaker 3: the middle of the night weird. Yeah, oh my god.
- 29:00Speaker 1: Yeah. And then uh, they sell a tool on the internet,
- 29:03Speaker 1: Greg that makes that really easy.
- 29:04Speaker 4: Yeah, with a hanger.
- 29:06Speaker 6: Maybe I'm by myself here, but when I'm in a
- 29:08Speaker 6: hotel room, I've never felt safe.
- 29:10Speaker 1: For like really, yeah, I like living in big apartment
- 29:15Speaker 1: buildings or condo buildings is pretty safe because all the
- 29:18Speaker 1: doors look the same, as like, what are the chances
- 29:21Speaker 1: and if you are you know, if you are a
- 29:23Speaker 1: victim of whatever, It's just it's got to be so random, totally,
- 29:26Speaker 1: unless it's like one of those people who saw you
- 29:28Speaker 1: followed you, or like, you know, you're bragging online about
- 29:31Speaker 1: all the crap you got and people targeted and find
- 29:33Speaker 1: out that kind of thing. But just for someone who's
- 29:35Speaker 1: gonna go, I'm gonna go fieve it in this building
- 29:38Speaker 1: your place.
- 29:39Speaker 3: Right With that said, I have gotten in a key
- 29:41Speaker 3: for a hotel room and I walked in and some
- 29:43Speaker 3: lady was eating her her down. He's s eeting her
- 29:47Speaker 3: dinner and they're like, oh sorry. And then also, I've
- 29:51Speaker 3: told you before, I've been really drunk, got off on
- 29:53Speaker 3: the wrong floor of my apartment building and I opened
- 29:55Speaker 3: the door. It was the wrong yeah that I want, and.
- 29:59Speaker 1: Some lady was in there. Yeah. Eight seven seven forty
- 30:02Speaker 1: four Wooding text us over to two two nine eight seven,
- 30:05Speaker 1: got some more wood, he showed next hang on myself
- 30:12Speaker 1: for allow to happen. Now show you right back. Yeah,
- 30:25Speaker 1: thanks everybody who came out to the prom. Yeah on
- 30:28Speaker 1: Saturday night. Oh god again, you never know how it's
- 30:32Speaker 1: gonna go. Only the second year of doing it first,
- 30:34Speaker 1: sure we had a lot of fun. Bring it back
- 30:36Speaker 1: second year, will people still care? It was bigger than
- 30:39Speaker 1: the first, definitely, and better than the first, and so
- 30:42Speaker 1: now we're all looking forward to the third. I don't know,
- 30:47Speaker 1: I don't know, but it was. It was. It was
- 30:49Speaker 1: great and if you went, you know exactly what we're
- 30:51Speaker 1: talking about. It was so much fun, Oh my god,
- 30:54Speaker 1: and just it was. It was awesome. That's all. That's
- 30:57Speaker 1: all I can say. We told you it was gonna
- 30:58Speaker 1: be fun. It was, and yeah, absolutely the best. Yeah,
- 31:02Speaker 1: I told you it was gonna be fun. And then
- 31:04Speaker 1: I was going like, oh God, bite my nails, please
- 31:06Speaker 1: let it be fun, Please let it be fun. And
- 31:08Speaker 1: it was.
- 31:09Speaker 3: It wass huge, had a good time.
- 31:12Speaker 1: Yeah. Get a little snapshot video that the Men has
- 31:15Speaker 1: put together and posted on our Instagram kind of giving
- 31:18Speaker 1: an idea, but uh, Jeremiah, Jereed Bear, God, my mind
- 31:23Speaker 1: has never been more blown. Yeah, he rules been great. Yeah.
- 31:28Speaker 6: I was talking to him after his tricks, just saying, dude,
- 31:30Speaker 6: you've got to go in America's got talent, you will win.
- 31:33Speaker 1: It was great. Uh, he was awesome. And then you
- 31:36Speaker 1: know the Spasmatics for the second year in a row.
- 31:39Speaker 4: They always delivered.
- 31:40Speaker 1: They were they were great. Crowd loved them. Shout out
- 31:43Speaker 1: the DJ Jazz Spinosa. He was awesome. We're talking about
- 31:47Speaker 1: some more events that we're gonna do. Uh, probably toward
- 31:51Speaker 1: the end of the summer. Nice like an event with
- 31:53Speaker 1: him toward the end of the summer. Yeah, So anybody
- 31:56Speaker 1: who came out, you know, man, it was just it
- 31:58Speaker 1: was so much fun. It was great. And the I
- 32:00Speaker 1: don't think there was more than five people who didn't
- 32:04Speaker 1: dress up.
- 32:04Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean I think the least dressed up
- 32:07Speaker 4: was somebody who at least wore.
- 32:08Speaker 1: The T shirt with the tucks yeah the printed on
- 32:11Speaker 1: the front of the best. Yeah. But it was great.
- 32:14Speaker 1: Thanks to Marongo for hosting us, Thanks to everybody for
- 32:17Speaker 1: showing up, and we'll see you at the next WOODI
- 32:20Speaker 1: Show event. We've already done a lot of these events. Yeah,
- 32:22Speaker 1: I know, you know, it's a groomy X meet up
- 32:25Speaker 1: Disney thing from only halfway through the year. Lobster Lobster,
- 32:35Speaker 1: and we go right to Gina grad who's got the
- 32:39Speaker 1: trending news headlines.
- 32:40Speaker 10: Well, a new federal lawsuit is trying to stop UFC
- 32:43Speaker 10: Freedom two point fifty before anyone even steps into the
- 32:46Speaker 10: octagon Morgan.
- 32:47Speaker 1: Oh No.
- 32:48Speaker 10: Two Virginia residents are suing the National Park Service and
- 32:52Speaker 10: the Departments of the Interior over this weekend's big event.
- 32:55Speaker 10: The lawsuit says, the structure, you know that the thing
- 32:57Speaker 10: called the claw that was put up on the White
- 32:59Speaker 10: House ground that was not authorized since it didn't have
- 33:02Speaker 10: congressional approval or an environmental review.
- 33:05Speaker 1: Everyone environmental review. Yeah, you need congressional approval for the
- 33:11Speaker 1: temporary Look. I think it's trashy as you know, but
- 33:14Speaker 1: you see congressional approval for that.
- 33:16Speaker 4: He did say you might want to keep it around.
- 33:18Speaker 1: Wow, I mean to keep it around. I could see
- 33:19Speaker 1: it would need congressional approval, but just for like a
- 33:22Speaker 1: one off event. Yeah.
- 33:24Speaker 7: And also, why now that we're in the week of it,
- 33:26Speaker 7: why did they do this lawsuit?
- 33:27Speaker 1: Care? Because we need to fight about everything exactly, anything
- 33:30Speaker 1: and everything. If it's your side. You fight everything and
- 33:33Speaker 1: anything from the other side. The other side, you fight
- 33:35Speaker 1: anything and everything from their side. Yeah, and you waste
- 33:38Speaker 1: a bunch of time, and you waste a bunch of money.
- 33:40Speaker 11: Wast exactly.
- 33:41Speaker 1: It doesn't really matter. This is going to be over
- 33:43Speaker 1: after this weekend. It'll be done.
- 33:45Speaker 4: Yeah, don't kill Morgan's the time, I know, right, are
- 33:47Speaker 4: you so excited?
- 33:48Speaker 7: I'm freaking out. I can't believe I'm going I know.
- 33:50Speaker 4: It's crazy.
- 33:51Speaker 12: Well.
- 33:52Speaker 10: The southern part of the Philippines has been hit with
- 33:54Speaker 10: a giant seven point eight earthquake that has killed at
- 33:57Speaker 10: least thirty two people so far injured more than two
- 33:59Speaker 10: hundred buildings collapsed all over the area. There were tsunami
- 34:03Speaker 10: warnings for Indonesia and Japan and Australia, New Zealand, and
- 34:07Speaker 10: The quake even triggered a mud slide in another part
- 34:09Speaker 10: of the country that killed thirteen people. The quake's epicenter
- 34:12Speaker 10: was in the middle of the ocean, but it was
- 34:14Speaker 10: only about twenty miles off the coast, so obviously that
- 34:17Speaker 10: does huge damage. Rescue workers are still digging through the
- 34:20Speaker 10: rubble to see if they can find any more survivors
- 34:22Speaker 10: from all those collapse buildings.
- 34:24Speaker 1: I think tornado again, I stick with tornado. Is I
- 34:27Speaker 1: think the scariest natural disaster. Yeah, hurricane you see it coming,
- 34:32Speaker 1: you could prepare, get the hell out of town. Yeah,
- 34:35Speaker 1: and pop up.
- 34:36Speaker 10: No true right to IMA's come out of nowhere and
- 34:38Speaker 10: they have no path. They just go wherever they want.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Earthquake most I mean, like, I guess we're depending on
- 34:45Speaker 1: how big of an earthcake.
- 34:46Speaker 3: I think you've been through a major earthquake.
- 34:49Speaker 1: It is crazy.
- 34:50Speaker 3: It like it feels like a movie, like things are
- 34:54Speaker 3: shooting out of the ground.
- 34:55Speaker 1: It's I've been through a couple of them. Yeah, like
- 34:59Speaker 1: I'm saying that, a couple bigger ones. I told I
- 35:01Speaker 1: told you like where like I was. I was woken
- 35:04Speaker 1: up in the middle of the night, living in San Francisco,
- 35:06Speaker 1: woking up in the middle of the night, and my
- 35:09Speaker 1: whatever that what do they call that? The big tall
- 35:11Speaker 1: like the uh not not a dresser, Greg, but like
- 35:13Speaker 1: you open up the doors, there's maybe the little TV
- 35:15Speaker 1: in there, an Armarah, I don't know what the hell
- 35:18Speaker 1: is called the cabinet. Yeah, yeah, the blinds were because
- 35:23Speaker 1: I had those hang straight down car wash. They're doing
- 35:27Speaker 1: this and then the the Armoi did like a whole
- 35:32Speaker 1: thing where it kind of leaned and then kind of
- 35:33Speaker 1: settled back down. Wow, And I was like, whoa, what
- 35:36Speaker 1: the hell is going on? I was fell over in
- 35:39Speaker 1: the shower one time.
- 35:40Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a long time.
- 35:42Speaker 1: Yeah, it was usually it wasn't. It wasn't the jailty one.
- 35:45Speaker 1: It was the rocket rolling.
- 35:49Speaker 3: That's nothing. When you get to like a six point
- 35:52Speaker 3: eight six point nine, dude, it's insane. Well, I didn't
- 35:55Speaker 3: even like se Street.
- 35:57Speaker 10: I agree about tornadoes because you know, I grew up
- 35:59Speaker 10: in Tornado al You lived very close to the Tonto Alley.
- 36:02Speaker 10: And I'm following this guy on Facebook right now that
- 36:05Speaker 10: chases on those crazy people storm chasers, and it's all
- 36:09Speaker 10: these super cells and there is nothing scarier on the
- 36:12Speaker 10: planet than seeing one of those coming at you, those
- 36:14Speaker 10: like walls of tornadoes. Well, crappy rotten tomatoes scores didn't
- 36:19Speaker 10: stop anyone from seeing scary movie. It won the weekend
- 36:22Speaker 10: box office with fifty five million dollars. Will Masters of
- 36:25Speaker 10: the Universe not so Good debuted at number two, only
- 36:27Speaker 10: brought in twenty nine million nationwide, and the sci fi
- 36:30Speaker 10: horror movie back Rooms dropped seventy percent but still came
- 36:34Speaker 10: in third twenty five million. Next big movie to drop
- 36:37Speaker 10: is Toy Story five that's on June eighteenth, and of
- 36:39Speaker 10: course going to be huge. It's Toys versus the iPad
- 36:43Speaker 10: or the Leap five. Ye, the lily Pad, the lily Pad.
- 36:47Speaker 1: That's it. It's gonna be so sad, I know, Oh
- 36:50Speaker 1: my god.
- 36:50Speaker 4: And an eye opener for all.
- 36:51Speaker 1: The Taylor Swift song which is you know out that's
- 36:54Speaker 1: part of the movie, which has an original song of course, yeah,
- 36:57Speaker 1: for the for the soundtrack, and it's setting like all
- 36:59Speaker 1: kinds of records of bare.
- 37:00Speaker 3: Yeah that wu over to be a like she was
- 37:04Speaker 3: already a billionaire, but two billion dollars.
- 37:07Speaker 1: Just two billion dollars, yeah, after the first billion.
- 37:11Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why I like these lists where they say
- 37:12Speaker 6: that the world's richest billionaires never got a four billionaires.
- 37:17Speaker 10: Well, you know how we've been talking about bringing weed
- 37:19Speaker 10: on planes and how that's like a little more relaxed now.
- 37:23Speaker 10: So in TSA says their job is looking for security threats,
- 37:25Speaker 10: not small amounts of weed. Okay, But the TSA officers
- 37:29Speaker 10: at the checkpoint, they still have the final say about
- 37:32Speaker 10: how much weed you can bring on and you can
- 37:34Speaker 10: get in trouble.
- 37:34Speaker 1: Because there was an article a couple a few weeks
- 37:37Speaker 1: ago whatever talking about how you know there're more relax Yeah,
- 37:42Speaker 1: they kind of quietly rolled out these new guidelines, but
- 37:46Speaker 1: I think people started to run with it a little
- 37:48Speaker 1: too hard. You can bring it eighth onto them.
- 37:52Speaker 10: Well, I can give you a couple of tips just
- 37:55Speaker 10: in case, to keep you out of trouble. So there's
- 37:57Speaker 10: this expert from Stockton University's Cannabis Studies apartment, and he says,
- 38:02Speaker 10: if your cannabis looks legit labeled, professionally packaged, you're much
- 38:07Speaker 10: less likely to raise questions and if you're just carrying
- 38:09Speaker 10: a random bag of gummies or a hand handful of
- 38:12Speaker 10: loose weed. But he also says, because apparently this has
- 38:15Speaker 10: been an issue, an airplane is not the place to test,
- 38:19Speaker 10: to do product, or take a dose you're not used to.
- 38:21Speaker 1: Oh, thank you? Can you imagine that? I do know
- 38:25Speaker 1: somebody personally go to the plane they flew from before
- 38:28Speaker 1: the plane they.
- 38:29Speaker 10: Flew from California to Germany and had a full, like
- 38:32Speaker 10: ten hour freak out.
- 38:34Speaker 4: Like what did you do?
- 38:35Speaker 14: Oh?
- 38:35Speaker 4: I just really wanted to relax, so I took double idiot.
- 38:39Speaker 10: So make sure you know because if you're getting the
- 38:41Speaker 10: medical marijuana, it is coming in like a prescription bottle.
- 38:45Speaker 1: Take that with you.
- 38:45Speaker 4: Don't put it in your pocket, don't put it in
- 38:47Speaker 4: a ziplog.
- 38:48Speaker 1: I assume you also have to have your even though
- 38:49Speaker 1: it's complete bs like your car. Yeah yeah, your doctor's note.
- 38:55Speaker 11: Oh yeah.
- 38:56Speaker 4: I remember going for that and they're like, what do
- 38:58Speaker 4: you have and I was like, I don't know.
- 38:59Speaker 1: You help me?
- 39:00Speaker 4: Yeah, depression.
- 39:04Speaker 1: Else, yeah, exactly.
- 39:06Speaker 10: And finally, a personal trainer and competitive eater, because apparently
- 39:10Speaker 10: you could be both.
- 39:11Speaker 4: Just set a new record for the most.
- 39:13Speaker 10: Oreos eaten in five minutes. The trainer says he's been
- 39:17Speaker 10: training to beat the original record.
- 39:19Speaker 1: Hold on, yeah, don't say how many. I'm trying to
- 39:21Speaker 1: guess how many would a record number of oreos? And
- 39:25Speaker 1: five minutes be minutes?
- 39:28Speaker 7: Record minutes?
- 39:31Speaker 1: God, five minutes. That's a long time, can you I'm
- 39:35Speaker 1: assuming kind of like the hot dog competition they dip
- 39:37Speaker 1: in the water alk. Yeah, but like if yeah, if you,
- 39:41Speaker 1: because I guess my my strategy would be I would
- 39:44Speaker 1: have like a ball of milk, right, I'd throw a
- 39:48Speaker 1: few in there at a time. Cereal squeezing between your
- 39:51Speaker 1: fingers don't come because if you're holding it a dunk,
- 39:53Speaker 1: that's going to take up too much time. If you're
- 39:55Speaker 1: if you're trying to set a number, you're trying to,
- 39:56Speaker 1: you know, crush a number, have a few in there
- 39:59Speaker 1: at a time, eat one place one in there, eat
- 40:01Speaker 1: one place one in there, and then you try to
- 40:03Speaker 1: I don't know, or maybe or put the cookie, start
- 40:07Speaker 1: chewing it. Sip the milk so immediately the broken up
- 40:11Speaker 1: parts of the cookie, because the milk will saturate that faster.
- 40:15Speaker 1: Fact I map I.
- 40:17Speaker 10: May have stumbled on a great idea, but they could
- 40:19Speaker 10: consider it cheating if you had a bowl of milk
- 40:21Speaker 10: and put a ton of cookies and crushed them up
- 40:23Speaker 10: and just shovel them in like Cereal.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Put me fifty. Oh really, I overestimated fifty. I'm gonna
- 40:30Speaker 1: put hundreds. I'm going to say, yeah, three hundred and twelve. Yeah,
- 40:35Speaker 1: it's five minutes.
- 40:37Speaker 6: So visioning what you're saying, like you take like, say five,
- 40:41Speaker 6: stack them between your thumb and your middle finger, quickly dunk,
- 40:44Speaker 6: eat them.
- 40:45Speaker 4: Don't forget your stomach's only so big.
- 40:47Speaker 1: Look, none of these records makes sense. I'm saying three
- 40:50Speaker 1: hundred and twelve.
- 40:51Speaker 3: Okay, I'm saying two hundred.
- 40:52Speaker 14: Okay, I'll say one hundred, all right, eighty okay.
- 40:56Speaker 10: Well you're all kind of in there, milk, except Greg.
- 40:59Speaker 10: The last record was set in twenty twenty with one
- 41:01Speaker 10: hundred and forty one.
- 41:03Speaker 7: Oreo one and forty one, yeah, in five minutes.
- 41:06Speaker 4: And this dude blue by that number.
- 41:09Speaker 10: He polished off one hundred and sixty two oreos in
- 41:12Speaker 10: five minutes, and he ain't done. All he said to
- 41:15Speaker 10: reporters was I want the next one. I want the
- 41:18Speaker 10: next record. So he's very type A.
- 41:21Speaker 7: It's more than one oreo every two seconds.
- 41:24Speaker 1: Yeah, multiples, that's crazy, said thirty thirty two, a little
- 41:28Speaker 1: over thirty two oreos per minute.
- 41:31Speaker 10: And delicious And because it's it's not a hot dog
- 41:33Speaker 10: with like any protein or anything, because it's just straight sugar.
- 41:36Speaker 4: Like what happens to you?
- 41:37Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm going to put in the sugar
- 41:40Speaker 1: comm Yeah, I'm sure if you already had diabetes something
- 41:42Speaker 1: about the otherwise healthy person. People love to say. They're like, well,
- 41:45Speaker 1: I'm gonna be put into a diabetic coma, Like I
- 41:48Speaker 1: don't know, man.
- 41:48Speaker 8: I don't know if your insulin can pump out that fast,
- 41:50Speaker 8: I think I feel like I would have had that
- 41:52Speaker 8: by now.
- 41:53Speaker 6: Exactly what I'm saying, exactly what the stuff that we
- 41:56Speaker 6: eat right on the daily, if.
- 41:58Speaker 1: That was a real thing for people who didn't already
- 42:00Speaker 1: have it. You hear about, well, it's not that that
- 42:02Speaker 1: killed them, but they had this pre existing condition. They
- 42:06Speaker 1: didn't really know about that.
- 42:07Speaker 6: And we don't eat entire cakes because we're worried about
- 42:10Speaker 6: like the fat part of it, not the coma part
- 42:13Speaker 6: of it. I could eat an entire cheesecake and yeah,
- 42:19Speaker 6: an entire cinnamon roll tray.
- 42:21Speaker 4: I'm hearing. I'm coming up with THEE in my head.
- 42:25Speaker 7: As we speak.
- 42:27Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not going to do it because I
- 42:28Speaker 1: don't want the calendar.
- 42:29Speaker 4: But don't you want to believing.
- 42:32Speaker 1: That's what's going on with Texter says, I work for
- 42:34Speaker 1: the t s A. And we're not primarily looking for drugs.
- 42:37Speaker 1: That's more of a customs concern. Our main priority is
- 42:39Speaker 1: identifying weapons and explosive sure exactly, but again not primarily
- 42:43Speaker 1: looking for drugs. But if something kind of sticks out,
- 42:45Speaker 1: like a backpack full of theyw it off to the
- 42:48Speaker 1: to the other law enforcement authorities. Now it's like, and
- 42:51Speaker 1: it goes back to what we said before, you don't
- 42:53Speaker 1: have to travel with it. You can get it wherever
- 42:55Speaker 1: you end up going. Pretty much, it's like saying you're
- 42:58Speaker 1: gonna go from this place to this place, You're gonna
- 42:59Speaker 1: get there and they're not gonna have milk, like you
- 43:02Speaker 1: can find it, right But on the other side of
- 43:05Speaker 1: that coin, I'm bringing my own chicken.
- 43:07Speaker 4: Bring it on the other side of that coin.
- 43:09Speaker 10: Don't fly somewhere where you know, like nationally it's banned,
- 43:12Speaker 10: and be like, but where I came from, it's fine.
- 43:14Speaker 1: Because so my buddy his in laws would come to
- 43:18Speaker 1: visit and the mother in law would travel with a
- 43:22Speaker 1: carry on suitcase full of chickens and like produce so weird.
- 43:30Speaker 1: And he's like, what are you doing? Because she was
- 43:32Speaker 1: coming from New Jersey. They're going to Saint Louis to
- 43:35Speaker 1: go visit. They don't have and she goes they do
- 43:38Speaker 1: not have your Russian Russian juice. They do not have
- 43:42Speaker 1: good chickens here, Like, like, what's the difference, what do
- 43:47Speaker 1: you mean the good chickens. It's just it's it's chicken,
- 43:50Speaker 1: chick chickens.
- 43:51Speaker 3: Chicken water, and you know, the feeds different in the ground.
- 43:56Speaker 1: Yeah, and she was bringing all this like but like
- 43:58Speaker 1: these raw chickens and pro carry on bag and she'd
- 44:01Speaker 1: bring it with.
- 44:02Speaker 10: It and nobody had any problem with this. Nobody stopped
- 44:04Speaker 10: or was like, man, you have cat a case full
- 44:06Speaker 10: of chickens.
- 44:07Speaker 1: They maybe asked questions, but we had that list of
- 44:09Speaker 1: things that you could bring through and it was all
- 44:11Speaker 1: kinds of like that type of stuff is fine, but
- 44:14Speaker 1: god forbid you have a bottle of water or but yeah, yeah,
- 44:19Speaker 1: exactly exactly, some lotion or something. Freak show and it's
- 44:27Speaker 1: time for a Woodie show, original trademark copyright game. Guess
- 44:32Speaker 1: what he was holding with his other hand?
- 44:34Speaker 7: Oh sweet?
- 44:34Speaker 1: All right, okay, so the story is seventy nine year
- 44:38Speaker 1: old guy in Florida. He was just outside watering his
- 44:42Speaker 1: grass with his garden hose, which you know, it's fine,
- 44:46Speaker 1: you can do that unless there's like a watering or
- 44:49Speaker 1: something like that going on, but there's not. But while
- 44:52Speaker 1: he was holding his garden hose in one hand, the
- 44:54Speaker 1: question is what was he holding with his other hand?
- 44:56Speaker 1: Will go to you, Gina grad ache a machete? I
- 44:59Speaker 1: was I also think of the weapon I'm going to
- 45:01Speaker 1: go with a handgun. A handgun, menace.
- 45:05Speaker 3: I think you can have handgun just out in Florida.
- 45:08Speaker 1: It is Florida. So I'm gonna say a gator, a gator.
- 45:11Speaker 1: He's holding a baby gator.
- 45:12Speaker 7: Sammy, I'll say crack pipe.
- 45:14Speaker 1: All right, I think it's Penis is Penis. Oh, all right,
- 45:19Speaker 1: good guesses. Well, here is Polk County Sheriff. And we
- 45:21Speaker 1: love this guy, Grady Judd. He loves a good press conference.
- 45:25Speaker 1: Here's what he had to say.
- 45:25Speaker 15: I want to point out that this event happened at
- 45:29Speaker 15: the suspects house on sunny Wood Circle.
- 45:33Speaker 1: You got that.
- 45:34Speaker 15: It was Sonny and he was watering his grass with
- 45:37Speaker 15: a hose in his right hand, and he had his
- 45:40Speaker 15: crank in his left hand. I don't even know how
- 45:43Speaker 15: to say this, but he was doing this in front
- 45:45Speaker 15: of sixteen and thirteen year old girls and we don't
- 45:48Speaker 15: like it, so we arrested him.
- 45:50Speaker 1: He had his crank in his other hand. I love
- 45:53Speaker 1: that dude. We don't like it. He's jd gru.
- 45:58Speaker 4: Yeah, he always gives the best SoundBite.
- 46:00Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a great Grady Judge Brady Judd. Yep. So
- 46:05Speaker 1: Morgan for the win.
- 46:06Speaker 7: Right, yeah, and I'm just now learning that's another word
- 46:08Speaker 7: for it.
- 46:09Speaker 1: Crank.
- 46:10Speaker 3: You never heard wow?
- 46:11Speaker 4: Kind of old time.
- 46:12Speaker 3: I guess you got a crank one out.
- 46:14Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I've heard crank one out.
- 46:18Speaker 4: Morgan's confused.
- 46:19Speaker 7: Yeah, learn something new every other day, right, Yeah, here
- 46:23Speaker 7: we go.
- 46:23Speaker 1: This is uh, here's a here's another one from uh
- 46:28Speaker 1: sheriff judge, judge, Grady judge. Jeez, I always want to
- 46:33Speaker 1: call him Grady, like that's his last name. It's like,
- 46:35Speaker 1: so sheriff Grady, No, it's Grady judge.
- 46:37Speaker 15: Hey, this is the cause there's a rabble a foot
- 46:41Speaker 15: right now in McDonald's. We could call it a mcgrabble.
- 46:45Speaker 15: These guys who've threatened to shoot the place up. So
- 46:48Speaker 15: now he's trying to protect his manager, himself, the store,
- 46:52Speaker 15: the customers. They're threatening to mix shoot up the place,
- 46:55Speaker 15: and as they try to grab his gun, pulls the
- 47:00Speaker 15: trigger and he shoots Peter's story in the neck. It
- 47:03Speaker 15: was a very minor wound. But you know what the
- 47:08Speaker 15: reality of it is, he has a right to stand
- 47:11Speaker 15: his ground and protect himself and these guys are threatening
- 47:14Speaker 15: to do violence after they've already threatened on the outside
- 47:18Speaker 15: of the store. And came inside. When you start shooting mcguns,
- 47:23Speaker 15: you get people's attention. It was just a MC mess.
- 47:27Speaker 1: See. Yeah, he's always good for a press conference. So
- 47:31Speaker 1: we guess to talk about some guy holding his crank
- 47:33Speaker 1: in his.
- 47:33Speaker 15: Hand in his right hand, and he had his crank
- 47:38Speaker 15: in his left hand.
- 47:40Speaker 1: Old dude, by the way, his name is Gary, of
- 47:42Speaker 1: course it is, yeah, Gary, it looks like a Gary.
- 47:45Speaker 1: He was arrested taking the jailer's his mug shot. That
- 47:49Speaker 1: guy had his dork out. You have this giant lod
- 47:53Speaker 1: it's too big. The Woodie show, and right back into
- 47:58Speaker 1: some cheers and jeers. Sammy, yes, my cheers. Hold up
- 48:03Speaker 1: your hand. Let me see.
- 48:06Speaker 11: We're all good.
- 48:07Speaker 1: I had a conversation with somebody. Even if that would
- 48:09Speaker 1: have happened, she would have never She's not gonna tell
- 48:11Speaker 1: us now. She's going to hold the news.
- 48:13Speaker 9: They're talking about possibly conversation.
- 48:16Speaker 7: Okay, I have the same theory.
- 48:17Speaker 1: Yeah, she doesn't want to be right.
- 48:19Speaker 14: But god, yeah, you're obsessed with that.
- 48:22Speaker 7: So you did not I did not getting it, which
- 48:24Speaker 7: you are right.
- 48:25Speaker 14: Had that happened, of course I would have saved it
- 48:26Speaker 14: and waited.
- 48:27Speaker 7: For this moment. But no, we're Noah, and I told
- 48:30Speaker 7: you it wouldn't.
- 48:31Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it was just that's why if she had
- 48:33Speaker 1: not told us, it was your family convergent.
- 48:37Speaker 10: Do you think that steamboat Willie had to pivot because
- 48:39Speaker 10: we had blown up his idea?
- 48:41Speaker 1: No you did. I think it's still happy. Rifle through
- 48:44Speaker 1: his drawers today you'll find a ring on your far back.
- 48:48Speaker 14: Yeah, no, but cheers to meeting his family.
- 48:54Speaker 9: I met his nana, who was ninety three years old,
- 48:57Speaker 9: still kicking it, and his cousins and other people just
- 48:59Speaker 9: say hadn't met. There was a lot of people there,
- 49:02Speaker 9: which of course is a lot. It was great meeting everyone,
- 49:06Speaker 9: great hanging out. But that's gonna lead me to my jeers,
- 49:09Speaker 9: which is his nana is ninety three.
- 49:13Speaker 14: We were at a theme park. She doesn't get around
- 49:15Speaker 14: super great, so they rented her.
- 49:16Speaker 9: Like a little scooter bug, a little electric scooter, as
- 49:19Speaker 9: they should right, well, as.
- 49:20Speaker 14: They should for somebody I think who regularly uses one.
- 49:25Speaker 9: The fact that anyone is just allowed to rent a
- 49:28Speaker 9: scooter and go in to a busy theme park is
- 49:31Speaker 9: dangerous and I don't really think it should be allowed
- 49:34Speaker 9: if we're being honest.
- 49:35Speaker 1: Now, you got to get a driver.
- 49:36Speaker 4: If she doesn't drive in real life, she shouldn't drive it.
- 49:39Speaker 1: Well, well, you need like a doctor's note to be
- 49:42Speaker 1: able to rent one. Well, I mean here's the thing
- 49:44Speaker 1: is that So who gets to rend them?
- 49:45Speaker 9: Then that's someone with the driver's license, right, someone who
- 49:49Speaker 9: I think it really it should be someone who has used.
- 49:51Speaker 14: One before or it has their own.
- 49:53Speaker 9: If you have your own and you bring it, great,
- 49:56Speaker 9: or if you're in a regular wheelchair, great, But these
- 49:59Speaker 9: elections scooters for people who don't use them, and also
- 50:02Speaker 9: their reaction time and they're older is not as.
- 50:05Speaker 14: Accurate as it should be.
- 50:08Speaker 9: It was the most stressful thing having someone who doesn't
- 50:11Speaker 9: normally use one on one in a busy theme pin.
- 50:14Speaker 1: Well you know people they just confuse the gas with
- 50:16Speaker 1: the brake too. Yes, So Nana was not a good
- 50:19Speaker 1: driver of the scooters.
- 50:21Speaker 11: She was not a good people.
- 50:24Speaker 14: She was honking the horn a lot.
- 50:27Speaker 9: People to like, move away, but I'm like, no, no,
- 50:29Speaker 9: we can just slow down in a rush. But then
- 50:32Speaker 9: she's fallen off curves because she didn't see, you know
- 50:34Speaker 9: how there's a dip going to go through the dip.
- 50:37Speaker 9: A lot of times she doesn't see the dip and
- 50:38Speaker 9: she's just flying off like straighten her out.
- 50:42Speaker 1: I'm curious. I thought you were making the point like
- 50:44Speaker 1: someone like Nana who's ninety three, she should be the
- 50:47Speaker 1: one who are on these things, not these people who
- 50:49Speaker 1: are just too fascy bet and they don't really know
- 50:53Speaker 1: what they're doing it.
- 50:54Speaker 9: No, No, I'm saying I don't think anyone should just
- 50:57Speaker 9: be able to go rent one if you have one
- 51:00Speaker 9: and you're used to using it all the time and
- 51:02Speaker 9: you're aware of what's going on. But if you are
- 51:03Speaker 9: not used to using one, and you're using it just
- 51:05Speaker 9: to get around theme park for.
- 51:07Speaker 1: A couple of days when you're ninety three, right, I
- 51:09Speaker 1: don't think there'd be allowed to do that.
- 51:11Speaker 4: Did she go on any rides?
- 51:13Speaker 1: Yes?
- 51:14Speaker 11: Really?
- 51:14Speaker 1: Well yeah nice, Yeah.
- 51:16Speaker 7: But the roads aren't difficult. You just sit, you sit.
- 51:18Speaker 4: True, But she was like roller Tokyo drifting the whole time.
- 51:22Speaker 11: Yes.
- 51:24Speaker 9: I wasn't there when she, I guess, accidentally reversed into
- 51:27Speaker 9: a person in the elevator and like fu like pit
- 51:30Speaker 9: him up. I was there when she accidentally okay video,
- 51:35Speaker 9: she accidentally ran over.
- 51:36Speaker 7: A little girls.
- 51:38Speaker 1: She was going to make the wedding so often, but
- 51:41Speaker 1: to be fair.
- 51:42Speaker 11: I watched a.
- 51:45Speaker 1: Yeah he made a mistake not doing it.
- 51:47Speaker 9: This weekend, I watched the whole thing play out, and
- 51:50Speaker 9: the little girl was walking diagonally backwards, so she was
- 51:54Speaker 9: not looking where she was going at all and was
- 51:56Speaker 9: walking at an angle, and so nana didn't really see
- 51:59Speaker 9: that she was headed tour.
- 52:00Speaker 3: You.
- 52:01Speaker 9: It never stopped, and the little girls family was like, no, no,
- 52:04Speaker 9: she hasn't been watching where she's been going, Like this
- 52:06Speaker 9: is her fault.
- 52:06Speaker 14: We've been telling her, we're so sorry. But the dad
- 52:09Speaker 14: picked up the daughter and ran away with her real pick.
- 52:11Speaker 14: So don't really know what happened, but Willie, it's stressful, man.
- 52:15Speaker 1: This weekend cheers and jeers.
- 52:16Speaker 3: Well this is super fun, like Sports weekend, you know,
- 52:19Speaker 3: starting off with the Spurs and Knicks, and that was
- 52:22Speaker 3: like a really really close game, like the Spurs could
- 52:25Speaker 3: have won it but they didn't.
- 52:26Speaker 1: I mean, it's same with the the Stanley Cup final. Man,
- 52:29Speaker 1: those games have been great, Yeah, really really fun double
- 52:33Speaker 1: overtime on Saturday, like and it started off you know
- 52:36Speaker 1: where it's like four nothing and then yeah, these these
- 52:38Speaker 1: games have been Yeah, so that was great.
- 52:41Speaker 3: I didn't even plan to watch the horse race, but
- 52:44Speaker 3: it just happened to be on television and I watched it,
- 52:47Speaker 3: and yeah, Golden Tempo wins again, and like in the Mud,
- 52:51Speaker 3: it was insane race for him to win. So that
- 52:55Speaker 3: was really really cool. And then everyone's like, oh, he
- 52:57Speaker 3: could have did the triple Crown. And then so I
- 53:00Speaker 3: learned a little bit more because you know, obviously my
- 53:02Speaker 3: boyfriend Tyler was with me, so he was explaining and
- 53:05Speaker 3: it's something that you brought up before wood He where
- 53:07Speaker 3: they're trying to change that race where.
- 53:09Speaker 1: They came because they're too close together. Peticlarly, whoever wins
- 53:12Speaker 1: to Kentucky Derby a lot of times, doesn't run in
- 53:15Speaker 1: that race because it's too too quick. Yeah yeah, you're
- 53:18Speaker 1: too close to yeah right, yeah, so he could have
- 53:21Speaker 1: got the triple crown, but you don't know because he
- 53:24Speaker 1: didn't race in that second rise. But it was really
- 53:26Speaker 1: exciting to watch on TV again in the Mud, and
- 53:29Speaker 1: then you see the jockey afterwards and his whole face
- 53:32Speaker 1: is just covered in mud.
- 53:33Speaker 3: WHOA, Yeah, it was It was really really cool. And
- 53:36Speaker 3: then of course, you know I love F one. So
- 53:38Speaker 3: watched the Monco race and this nineteen year old he
- 53:41Speaker 3: just won his fifth race, in.
- 53:42Speaker 1: A row nineteen nineteen.
- 53:44Speaker 3: Yeah, insane, Kimi Ontinelli. It's awesome, one of my favorite drivers.
- 53:48Speaker 3: He'd even get the race. We thought like, oh, it's
- 53:51Speaker 3: gonna be a really close race. But his car didn't
- 53:54Speaker 3: even start at the beginning of the race, like everybody
- 53:56Speaker 3: started and just took off. So Max Resappan didn't get
- 53:58Speaker 3: the race. So that sucked my jeers though. Is uh
- 54:03Speaker 3: I was taking a long car ride and I was hungry,
- 54:06Speaker 3: and I said, you know what, I'm gonna go for
- 54:08Speaker 3: some Hawaiian barbecue.
- 54:10Speaker 4: It's random.
- 54:11Speaker 3: Yeah, so I got teriaki chicken and I was trying
- 54:16Speaker 3: to use a fork and drive at the same time,
- 54:19Speaker 3: and it's just spill it all over the place.
- 54:23Speaker 1: In my container, Like that's full of when it comes
- 54:26Speaker 1: to right food.
- 54:27Speaker 3: I was, but this was my first attempt at Hawaiian
- 54:30Speaker 3: barbecue and driving.
- 54:31Speaker 4: Do you have the macaroni salad to I had all that,
- 54:33Speaker 4: and all.
- 54:34Speaker 3: That was just flying all over the car, and the
- 54:37Speaker 3: container full of terioki sauce just spills all over the car.
- 54:41Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
- 54:42Speaker 3: It was so bad, So I don't recommend that, but
- 54:44Speaker 3: Hawaiian barbecue is still delicious, don't get it.
- 54:47Speaker 1: Wrong.
- 54:47Speaker 3: I'm gonna have I'm gonna have to do one of
- 54:49Speaker 3: those car detailing services like you always preach with it,
- 54:53Speaker 3: because I tried to go to like the car wash
- 54:57Speaker 3: and paved the extra money for the you know, the
- 55:00Speaker 3: premium service.
- 55:01Speaker 1: Yeah, and they never they never clean no such thing
- 55:05Speaker 1: as a good car wash.
- 55:06Speaker 3: Right because like you know, your cup, your cup holder
- 55:09Speaker 3: will kind of have like some grit to it, you know,
- 55:13Speaker 3: and they don't even clean that. And I'm like, dude,
- 55:15Speaker 3: I paid for the premium service.
- 55:17Speaker 1: It's still dirty, dude. So Greg, I thought about you.
- 55:21Speaker 1: I think about Greg almost as much as Menace thinks
- 55:24Speaker 1: about Tyler. There's so many things that come up in
- 55:28Speaker 1: the just they the every day stuff. Yeah, And I'm like,
- 55:31Speaker 1: oh my god, Greg would hate this because he and
- 55:34Speaker 1: I are very similar in a lot of ways, with
- 55:36Speaker 1: the exception of the one thing I don't have the kids.
- 55:44Speaker 1: I don't want my wife eating my car. Like we'll
- 55:47Speaker 1: go through a drive through. You're not eating that my car.
- 55:49Speaker 1: You're gonna eat that when we get home.
- 55:52Speaker 11: Not in my car.
- 55:53Speaker 1: If you're in my wife's car, fine, it's already a disaster.
- 55:55Speaker 1: Not in my car. You've been in my car it's
- 55:58Speaker 1: kind of nice. I'm keeping it that way because some
- 56:00Speaker 1: of y'all have no self awareness. Anyway, I caved wife's starvin.
- 56:05Speaker 1: We go through, she goes just McDonald's is fine. Pulled
- 56:07Speaker 1: through the McDonald's drive through. She gets a couple of
- 56:10Speaker 1: the chicken snack ramps right, and they have in the
- 56:14Speaker 1: little tortilla chicken and some of them and lettuce shredded.
- 56:18Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 56:19Speaker 1: Bitch is on the phone while she's eating in my car,
- 56:22Speaker 1: and she's like turning, but there's lettuce going down in
- 56:26Speaker 1: between the seats that she doesn't even notice falls out.
- 56:29Speaker 1: I'm like, food's going there. It's one thing to like
- 56:31Speaker 1: something happens you and you realize it. But like she
- 56:34Speaker 1: saw like the one piece of I'm like, hey, I'm
- 56:36Speaker 1: driving and I noticed hey, And then she's on the
- 56:39Speaker 1: phone and I go, you better get down in there
- 56:41Speaker 1: and get that lettuce out from between the seat. Yeah. Yeah,
- 56:46Speaker 1: I was like, man, grego to at least appreciate my
- 56:48Speaker 1: rage here. I would have pulled over.
- 56:50Speaker 10: We're coning until this is And also, God bless this
- 56:54Speaker 10: woman who goes to McDonald's like, I'll have a snack wrap.
- 56:58Speaker 1: She likes those. I want you know if we're going
- 57:00Speaker 1: to McDonald's. We're going to McDonald Well, I mean, you
- 57:03Speaker 1: don't go that often. She's got the kids all the time.
- 57:05Speaker 1: A lot of times. It's like a little quick thing,
- 57:07Speaker 1: and so yeah, there's only a couple of things that
- 57:11Speaker 1: she's eating from there these days.
- 57:12Speaker 4: Okay, I respect it.
- 57:14Speaker 1: Yeah, and she likes those because I think they're you know,
- 57:16Speaker 1: they're small and like a good road snack. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 57:19Speaker 1: easy to eat the car if you're not in my car.
- 57:23Speaker 1: But you're right, like, man, God, like, this is this
- 57:25Speaker 1: is why, this is why you can't allow this is
- 57:28Speaker 1: why you make these. It wasn't cut up barbecue chicken. Well,
- 57:32Speaker 1: you know that lack of awareness that people have. You
- 57:35Speaker 1: watch them. They're cooking and they're maybe stirring like a
- 57:38Speaker 1: spaghetti sauce or something, and somebody says something, they picked
- 57:41Speaker 1: the spoon up out of the things. Now it's it's
- 57:44Speaker 1: covered in the sauce because they didn't like put the
- 57:46Speaker 1: spoon down or even knock the excess off like and
- 57:50Speaker 1: then no, they just like take the spoon right out
- 57:52Speaker 1: and they just turn around and it's dripping on the fort.
- 57:54Speaker 1: You go, what are you doing?
- 57:56Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like the people like girl with no space
- 58:00Speaker 6: awareness walking backwards, like, come on.
- 58:02Speaker 1: People, get out of your phone.
- 58:03Speaker 4: I don't care that you're six.
- 58:04Speaker 1: Like that gives me anxiety me too, watching people do
- 58:08Speaker 1: stuff like how do you not to.
- 58:10Speaker 4: Live in that world where nothing matters?
- 58:12Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 58:13Speaker 6: Yeah, but we're the crazy ones of course, were wanting
- 58:15Speaker 6: things to be nice and neat and orderly.
- 58:18Speaker 1: We're crazy. You're in yeah, eight seven four Wooding text
- 58:22Speaker 1: us over to two two nine eight seven. Sea Bass
- 58:26Speaker 1: is on assignment in New York City for the Knicks
- 58:29Speaker 1: Spurs finals because the Knicks fans are insane. So he's
- 58:34Speaker 1: in New York and we're gonna be checking with Sea
- 58:36Speaker 1: Bass next.
- 58:37Speaker 12: Uh.
- 58:37Speaker 1: There's a big trend that's been going around on like
- 58:41Speaker 1: TikTok we heard specifically. It's a I don't know if
- 58:43Speaker 1: it's probably gone to all the other social media, but
- 58:45Speaker 1: it's a people's obsession with regional accents.
- 58:49Speaker 4: What do you sound like in these states?
- 58:51Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, so I mean there's different ones, you know,
- 58:53Speaker 1: Boston or the southern or what you all over the place. Well,
- 58:56Speaker 1: my wife Saint Louis sneak ramp right backpack and the
- 59:01Speaker 1: blank cat and the candile act in traffic regional regional, Ah,
- 59:07Speaker 1: your hands. Yeah, So we'll check it with Sea Bass
- 59:09Speaker 1: because he was started talking to people about their accents.
- 59:12Speaker 1: What's what's the sexiest accent? Yeah, people in New York
- 59:16Speaker 1: asking New Yorkers. And then he's got to obviously cover
- 59:18Speaker 1: all the stuff with the the game. We'll have some
- 59:21Speaker 1: audio of him chopping it up with the with the
- 59:23Speaker 1: Knicks fans and stuff while he's on assignment in New
- 59:26Speaker 1: York City. So we'll check in with Sea Bass next
- 59:28Speaker 1: year on the Woody Show Hanging millions, Like, straight up,
- 59:33Speaker 1: you guys are idiots? Still right back? All right, welcome back. Yeah,
- 59:44Speaker 1: we were talking about this, this trend on social media.
- 59:48Speaker 1: Regional accents. Yeah. I don't think it's just that people are.
- 59:55Speaker 4: Fascinated with hearing how different people into a game.
- 59:58Speaker 3: Oh no, I have seeing this game that's big where
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: all you have to do is say water water and
- 1:00:06Speaker 3: then the person has to.
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: Guess like where you're from water water and the.
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: People trying to trick them and say like not say
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: normally and they still can figure it out.
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: It's insane.
- 1:00:18Speaker 4: Yeah, because we're at tuned to it.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: Well, I know the one that Sea Bass can't stand
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: is the New York accent goofs on it all the time?
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: Forget about it? Yeah, and Sea Bass is in New
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: York City? Where you in a hotel room?
- 1:00:33Speaker 8: Yes, I'm very lucky in a hotel room, thankfully, not
- 1:00:36Speaker 8: to out in the street with these filthy.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: Creepy seas on assignment in New York City. How's everything
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: going so far? Are you enjoying the city? I mean,
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: are you getting sushy at three o'clock in the morning,
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: all the things that you always say that you love.
- 1:00:50Speaker 4: Are you taking it a show?
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: Uh?
- 1:00:52Speaker 8: Yeah, I didn't see any good shows up right now.
- 1:00:54Speaker 8: Actually it's a bunch of garbage like MJ the Musical
- 1:00:56Speaker 8: and some bunch of their nonsense.
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: I would say this is the web.
- 1:01:00Speaker 8: There's really nice, really decent. Otherwise I'm trying to stay
- 1:01:04Speaker 8: as far away as possible. But it is the Knicks
- 1:01:08Speaker 8: fever is electric. That's the one pervasive thing. People here
- 1:01:13Speaker 8: are really super hyped for the Knicks possibly winning, and.
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: They're super classy. Right, there's a little fun, which is
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: why Sea Bass made the effort to be there to
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: see them and talk to them and experience them in person,
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: which we're gonna have more. We're gonna have more on that,
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: but that's not with this segment. This segment is about
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: this whole thing with like regional accents, more specifically talking
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: to New Yorkers, right sea Bass.
- 1:01:36Speaker 8: Yeah, I went out to where the most New York well,
- 1:01:38Speaker 8: the most people are, the most accents are in New
- 1:01:40Speaker 8: York and that is Times Square. Now, you might say
- 1:01:43Speaker 8: there's not a whole lot of New Yorker's in Times Square,
- 1:01:44Speaker 8: which is actually true. It is the cross right right,
- 1:01:47Speaker 8: It's all kinds of tourists as well as a bunch
- 1:01:49Speaker 8: of immigrants setting up a semi legal stands. But I
- 1:01:54Speaker 8: was I was able to find several people with definitive
- 1:01:59Speaker 8: accents to ask them about, you know, what accents they
- 1:02:02Speaker 8: found to be most appealing and what accents they found
- 1:02:04Speaker 8: to be most disgusting. And we can actually start with
- 1:02:06Speaker 8: a lady who has a bit of a New York
- 1:02:08Speaker 8: accent and she's.
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: A bit of an institution here.
- 1:02:11Speaker 8: It's a Sandy. You might know her as the naked cowgirl.
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: Ah, is the naked cowboy still around? Yeah, he's still around.
- 1:02:20Speaker 3: Another guy because the original guy died.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: He died, the guy that was always on the Howard
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: Stern Show.
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: And same thing with the you know the Bushman at
- 1:02:29Speaker 3: San Francisco, Like that guy died and then the Bushman came.
- 1:02:32Speaker 8: At There's a guy out there claiming to be him,
- 1:02:35Speaker 8: and he looks like him. He had that, you know,
- 1:02:37Speaker 8: the same build, kind of a little tall, the long hair. Yeah,
- 1:02:40Speaker 8: but yeah, that's a different guy. I wouldn't be surprised.
- 1:02:42Speaker 8: But the Naked cow Girl is about thirty years.
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: Older than that Sandy.
- 1:02:47Speaker 8: Her boobs hang down to you know, hip level, and
- 1:02:52Speaker 8: she has just two little pasties on. But she's out
- 1:02:54Speaker 8: there everything the fine people of New York, all right,
- 1:02:57Speaker 8: So I asked her about accents.
- 1:02:58Speaker 3: My name is Sandy, the Naked caw Girl of Times
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: Square and you are your books are out?
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: Are they?
- 1:03:05Speaker 8: Oh?
- 1:03:05Speaker 11: Thanks for telling me the city here?
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: And how do people find you online?
- 1:03:11Speaker 11: Okay, it's on on Instagram. It's Sandy Caine Naked. I'm
- 1:03:19Speaker 11: all over YouTube. YouTube.
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: So what is the sexiest accent in your opinion?
- 1:03:25Speaker 11: I'm like the UK people, they love Times Square, They're
- 1:03:29Speaker 11: always here. I just did a video with them, and
- 1:03:32Speaker 11: they're good sports and they're great people. And I wish
- 1:03:35Speaker 11: I could go to London someday.
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: Well, we've always had things always sound fancier, fancier, smarter,
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: people take them more serious.
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: Absolutely, and they correct myself. There was false reports that
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: he died.
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: So he's not.
- 1:03:53Speaker 9: Naked.
- 1:03:54Speaker 3: Cowboy Hella did alright, so I'm not.
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: Up on my cowboys. The UK accent Okay, I'm.
- 1:04:02Speaker 4: Looking at Sandy.
- 1:04:02Speaker 8: By the way, Sandy you might recognize her from She
- 1:04:04Speaker 8: was on one episode of America's Got Talent where she
- 1:04:06Speaker 8: was like the sacrificial, like crappy performer.
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: I thought she.
- 1:04:11Speaker 4: Has kind of a muppet vibe.
- 1:04:14Speaker 8: Yes, that's exactly right. So she likes the UK accents
- 1:04:16Speaker 8: for sexiness. Well, let's talk to her about her own
- 1:04:19Speaker 8: accent and what she feels about that. What you say
- 1:04:21Speaker 8: is the unsexiest accents people that it's too cheap to
- 1:04:26Speaker 8: give me a tip. It actually is the New York
- 1:04:29Speaker 8: accents because it's like, oh, I'm talking like this over
- 1:04:32Speaker 8: you know, and also the trash is on the street
- 1:04:36Speaker 8: and all that stuff too.
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:04:38Speaker 11: I love the New York accent. I moved here from
- 1:04:41Speaker 11: Jersey because of the New York accent.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: Yeah, difference.
- 1:04:45Speaker 4: I don't think she knows what an accent is. I
- 1:04:47Speaker 4: hate the accent where they don't tip.
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: It's very obvious. Well, I you know, it's like how
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: you can get noseblind to something in certain areas, Like
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: if you're in Pittsburgh, for example, I think, you know,
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that I know, like they
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: don't even they don't even hear it anymore. Yeah, it
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: doesn't stand out, you know, like or if you're in
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: a place that has one of those, and then you
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: go somewhere else and people go, where are you from?
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: You sound weird? What do you mean? Yeah? Yeah, all right?
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: Uh Sea Bass? Who's next?
- 1:05:17Speaker 8: I found this guy Michael. He also had an interesting accent.
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: Uh.
- 1:05:21Speaker 8: He also had a message though he was out in
- 1:05:22Speaker 8: Times Square, so he has a message about a about
- 1:05:25Speaker 8: a certain religion. He wanted to make sure he got
- 1:05:27Speaker 8: in there too.
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: Can I swear your accents from South America? Very nice? Yeah?
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: What would you say is the like sexiest accents? I
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: don't know. Do you the favorite repent of your things?
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: Then don't don't to him.
- 1:05:42Speaker 12: To have them?
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: I agree? I agree. I agree with that. I agree
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: with that.
- 1:05:45Speaker 8: We know the people who perish, ask what do you
- 1:05:47Speaker 8: think what Jesus would say is the sexiest accents?
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: You and everybody off repent. I don't fornication repent. I
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: agree with all of that, But what's the sexiest accent there?
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: How did you pick up gott.
- 1:06:05Speaker 12: I?
- 1:06:07Speaker 4: Yeah, you are not going to distract him.
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: Yeah he's there.
- 1:06:11Speaker 8: Yeah, I just want to talk about sexy accents.
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: He's like Jesus, Yeah, okay, I got it. We got
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: a repents back to accents, yeah, christ yeah exactly.
- 1:06:22Speaker 8: So I said that maybe I could break through if
- 1:06:24Speaker 8: I keep coming at him.
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: All Right, the hell's going on? Hold on, there we go.
- 1:06:29Speaker 8: Let me tell you, actually the New York New York
- 1:06:32Speaker 8: City is the unsafe accent.
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: Actually would you? Would you agree with that?
- 1:06:35Speaker 12: Pan?
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: How many sins? Let's get it? No, I have to say,
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: God bless you. I don't leaving thing you'll do? What
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: do you think? My sin is? Think you are filthy?
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: Govertation and move On's that filthy? It peaks nice? Move
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: on blossomy Just because New York City, just.
- 1:06:52Speaker 8: Because New York City has un sexy accents doesn't make
- 1:06:54Speaker 8: it un blasphemy.
- 1:06:58Speaker 4: Yeah, he's giving a lot of assumption to know you.
- 1:07:00Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what's great about you know, being in Times
- 1:07:06Speaker 3: Square with all the street performers, Like if you go
- 1:07:09Speaker 3: off topic of like not giving them money, they're like
- 1:07:12Speaker 3: really nice.
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Like probably would have won him over. You
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: should like slipped in something about how you drive a
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: cyber truck or something, and he would have been like
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: super impressed that you should have led with cyber truck. No, no, no,
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: I think you're confused. I drive a cyber truck and
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: look at my SEPs that's what's how fast I can
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: run here. Well, hey, dirty Elmo, come here.
- 1:07:40Speaker 4: Let's talk to this guy pajamas spider Man.
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: All right, who's next? Here? This next guy Anthony.
- 1:07:47Speaker 8: He also had an interesting accent, so I figured he'd
- 1:07:49Speaker 8: have some insight on this, But it turns out he
- 1:07:51Speaker 8: did and that and much more. You said your accents
- 1:07:53Speaker 8: from air? What do you think overall is the sexiest
- 1:07:58Speaker 8: accent people?
- 1:08:00Speaker 12: Their love is there? Latin love is from my father.
- 1:08:04Speaker 12: He's a player, you know, nineteen kids.
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: No kidding, from the Latin America.
- 1:08:10Speaker 12: No, he's from Bust.
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: Okay, so so not Latin America.
- 1:08:16Speaker 12: Because he had three wives and my mother was the
- 1:08:18Speaker 12: last one he had, and he has six from a
- 1:08:20Speaker 12: mother and two other wise that he left home and player.
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: He's a player. Wow.
- 1:08:27Speaker 4: I'd say his accent is definitely the sexiest.
- 1:08:30Speaker 11: Other wise he's a player.
- 1:08:36Speaker 8: Puerto Rico is certainly Latin America, right for folks who
- 1:08:39Speaker 8: don't know, actually, it's it's part of the Americas that
- 1:08:42Speaker 8: speak Latin based languages, so Spanish, French, there's a Portuguese.
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: That's right.
- 1:08:52Speaker 4: Yeah, you're trying to say it.
- 1:08:55Speaker 8: Any country in Americas that speaks that language primarily is
- 1:08:59Speaker 8: by definition to American.
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: This is Anthony, one of nineteen kids.
- 1:09:05Speaker 8: And then I asked him about the right. I told
- 1:09:07Speaker 8: him the facts about what is it? What is factually
- 1:09:09Speaker 8: the unsexiest factual dialect? What would you say is the
- 1:09:12Speaker 8: unsexiest accent? It turns out scientifically the unsexiest accent is
- 1:09:19Speaker 8: actually New York City.
- 1:09:20Speaker 12: Yeah, well I agree with that because they much rude
- 1:09:23Speaker 12: and selfish and just filthy, and you know, there's no
- 1:09:27Speaker 12: disregarded people like they could see you getting hurt.
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: Gut her mouth, trash everywhere. That's that's just overinflate itself.
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: That's importance.
- 1:09:37Speaker 12: Yeah, And this is supposed to be the richest sceit
- 1:09:39Speaker 12: in the world. It's the most dirtiest scenes.
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: Just disgusting, filthy, gross on the inside and out.
- 1:09:44Speaker 11: That's about it.
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: You put in the worst witness friends, it works. Oh yeah,
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: you of course picking up what you're putting. Yeah, well,
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: I mean Sea Bass again on assignment in New York City.
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: Really for the Knicks fans, this is just kind of
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: like a sidebar. Yeah.
- 1:10:09Speaker 3: The guy that I see the most on the coverage
- 1:10:12Speaker 3: is Ben Stiller as the Nicks.
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: This Supergerry O'Connell and Jerry Dude. Jerry's out everywhere.
- 1:10:18Speaker 3: Yeah, Jerry posted a photo of him went in New
- 1:10:21Speaker 3: Jersey to show that he was down when he was
- 1:10:23Speaker 3: a little kid with.
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: The port side seats.
- 1:10:25Speaker 8: So I'll be able to have a chat with those guys,
- 1:10:27Speaker 8: I'm sure.
- 1:10:28Speaker 4: Right, secret billionaire, you can send.
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: You're texting your check hands over to two to nine
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: eight seven like this one. Hoy, what he show. It's
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: a super fan sewn from your Belinda. You know we're
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: number one in your body. I said, tell you as
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: my wife's birthday. Would love a shout out if possible.
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: Her name is Judy, Judy. I love her from here
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: to the moon. Easy, h what he suck it? Hashtag
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: all in hell yeah, birthday Judy, Happy birthday, Judy super fan.
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: You'd like it. When I was mister and missus, they'll
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: say mister and missus. Uh, you know whatever they say
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: the guy's name, guy's full name, Miss Richard Jones. Yeah.
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: I was gonna say, but I don't know Shawn's last names.
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: I could, yeah, I mean it's proper. I guess I
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: don't know included. I haven't labor mister and missus Andy Harris.
- 1:11:36Speaker 4: I mean it's funny, but I feel like I mean, I.
- 1:11:39Speaker 3: Exist funny, but yeah, yeah, on their doormat.
- 1:11:43Speaker 11: Oh god, oh god.
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: Well, because like I remember when I was a kid,
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: I had certain relatives that when they would send me
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: a card, they would have I hated it.
- 1:11:54Speaker 6: It was a mass that's gotta be gone. That's old timing.
- 1:11:59Speaker 6: If you're if you're a boy like a ya no
- 1:12:02Speaker 6: under eighteen, yeah, master mister or missus master Yeah.
- 1:12:07Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, I've never seen that master fife and you.
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: Didn't like it. I hated it. I thought, I still,
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: I thought it sounded stupid. It does. Didn't like it well,
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: And I know, like my wife didn't want when we
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: were doing valves. It was like to whatever end old
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: b y. Yeah, like I didn't want the other for her. Wow,
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: I thought it was pretty great, but she she wasn't.
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: She was a big fan of Yeah, it was really weird. Yeah,
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: you said you will obey that we are doing it?
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: Seven forty four? What he text us with? Whatever you
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: got over to? Two two nine eight seven school Jeff G. Good?
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: All right, type to check in with Jeff G. What's
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: up man? What do you show?
- 1:12:49Speaker 16: Let's go ahead and start with baseball. Angels roughed up
- 1:12:51Speaker 16: to Dodgers yesterday drive left.
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: Center field, fine for five.
- 1:12:57Speaker 8: That's five, hitch for sepassion reveal the day of his life.
- 1:13:05Speaker 16: Good day for him man Dodger's pitching was asked yesterday.
- 1:13:08Speaker 16: Dodgers did win the series, though, and they still have
- 1:13:10Speaker 16: a seven and a half game lead in the NLS.
- 1:13:13Speaker 16: Dodgers start a series in Pittsburgh tomorrow. Angels are hosting
- 1:13:16Speaker 16: the Astros tonight at the Big A w NBA Sparks
- 1:13:19Speaker 16: beat the Fire yesterday.
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: Hand be twenty two points in the win.
- 1:13:22Speaker 16: And of course everyone this morning talking about the NBA
- 1:13:25Speaker 16: Finals Game number three, Knicks are up tow to zero
- 1:13:27Speaker 16: in that series. Would he show the get in price
- 1:13:30Speaker 16: for Game three at the Garden tonight is about seven
- 1:13:32Speaker 16: thousand dollars for nosebleed seats. That's one seat by the
- 1:13:36Speaker 16: way for seven grand. And the average ticket price for
- 1:13:38Speaker 16: tonight's game is higher than the last five get in
- 1:13:42Speaker 16: prices for the Super Bowl. That's some crazy numbers, man.
- 1:13:45Speaker 16: And there won't be any watch parties outside the Garden
- 1:13:47Speaker 16: tonight because President Trump will be attending the game. Knicks
- 1:13:50Speaker 16: have also advised everyone to get to the Garden three
- 1:13:53Speaker 16: hours in advance, well for TSA style security. My question is,
- 1:13:58Speaker 16: if you're gonna ask me to get there three hours,
- 1:14:00Speaker 16: will the bars be opened three hours early as well?
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: We'll have to find out.
- 1:14:04Speaker 16: And finally, we played a lot of audio from crazy
- 1:14:07Speaker 16: Knicks fans during Sports and on The Woody Show in general,
- 1:14:09Speaker 16: but all have been dudes, no women up until now.
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: You know, there's nothing like a roughneck New York woman.
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: Listen to this.
- 1:14:22Speaker 16: Yeah, she's shouting out pop smoke, the wrap her rip
- 1:14:25Speaker 16: by the way. She sounds like she'll make out with you,
- 1:14:28Speaker 16: then pull out a switch flade from her timberlands and
- 1:14:30Speaker 16: stab you for good measure.
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: I'm sitting that's your sokal sports.
- 1:14:35Speaker 13: Yo, welcome back. Hi, I got a hippie guys.
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: Is something I haven't heard anybody else who works on
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: this show talk about these yet. And they're fire, dude.
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: I went to Walmart and as I'm walking to or
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: the checkout, you know, they have that little like, you
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: know thing there with the rotisserie chickens, and you know
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: they'll have some of like the kind of hot grabbing
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: go items there. One thing just I had not seen
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: it before. That's like, what are these? And I was
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: starving and I just grabbed them. Dude. They were phenomenal.
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: Pepperoni pizza bites. They come in this little Yeah, they
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: come in this little like a carton kind of box.
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: The box like thing like you'd see like a maybe
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: like a three piece chicken from KFC come in you know,
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: kind of a little box like that. Yeah, and they're
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: you know when you get dumplings or potstickers and you
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: get them where they're fried. Yeah, same kind of look
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: where it has that kind of like little dumpling, but
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: inside the pepperoni, the cheese, the sauce, and they've been fried. Dude,
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: they are fantastic. They are, I said to myself because
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: I was I was eating these, Like as soon as
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: I got outside, I tried one immediately and I said
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: to myself, by myself, man, these are tasty, Man, these
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: are tasty.
- 1:16:10Speaker 3: I have not noticed those you get.
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: There were like six in there.
- 1:16:14Speaker 14: So it's it's kind of like a mini like hot pocket.
- 1:16:17Speaker 7: And dumpling form.
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: I was just picture like a potsticker, like a fried
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: potsticker pepperoni pizza. Yeah, perfect, Yeah, like the crispy crunch
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: on the outside, but then that kind of it's almost
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: like dumpling, like yeah, exactly is it.
- 1:16:34Speaker 4: Like crimped up almost like a crab rangoon?
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: Yeah, they're good, man. And you know how Menace gets
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: on these benders of where he has something and then
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: he just gets obsessed and he keeps going back for
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: the same thing. I'm thinking. And there are two walmarts
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: that are somewhat close to my house. Yeah, one is
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: pretty close to my house. That's not the one that
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: has the pizza because they don't have any of that
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: hot food stuff. Okay, it's the one that's further away.
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: But I had to drop my son off at his
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: hockey game, and I had to go pick a couple
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: of things up. And that's why I ran in the walmarts.
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: This is a new discovery. It might be worth the
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: trip over there. Now, are these the greatest things you've
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: ever had? But no, But we're talking about a grabbing
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: go item in a pinch, Yeah, from like you know
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: where you get the little rotisserie chickens. They're good.
- 1:17:26Speaker 10: I'm looking at this and I can just imagine you
- 1:17:28Speaker 10: biting into it and your mouth like becoming oh yeah, yeah.
- 1:17:32Speaker 8: Was that a problem?
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: No, because they weren't like they didn't take them directly
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: out of the fryer. I think I think you had
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: gotten gone somewhere, like if I had gone to, you know,
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: the counter, and I said, hey, can you fry me
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: up some fresh one thing? But they they they there's
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: they were still hot. Yeah, they were still hot.
- 1:17:49Speaker 8: You know what.
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: It was like a it was a better version. And
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: I'm not knocking them because I do like them. They
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: were just like a better version of the totinos and bigger.
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: But its thin if you put the pizza rolls in
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: a fryer as opposed to baking. Oh okay, so I
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: think that that could be the difference. It's that it's
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: that crunch. Oh yeah, it looks so good. So good, dude,
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: I want them now, I want Totino. Yeah, I want these. Yeah,
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: stop by, there's your Walmart enticing. Greg's been the Walmart.
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: He wouldn't know it wears Walmart. Yeah, I don't know.
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: I'm sure. When's the last time you've been to a Walmart?
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: Probably six years ago? Really, like, I don't recall.
- 1:18:32Speaker 13: It was.
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: Oh, it happened to be right next to a home
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: depot and sing like, why why don't you go? There's
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: always things that you can use and get. You love
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: to save a bub you love deals.
- 1:18:42Speaker 6: Sure, but I would almost rather just skip it because
- 1:18:45Speaker 6: it's always crowded, the parking sucks. It's just like, I
- 1:18:48Speaker 6: forget it. I'll just pay a little bit more for
- 1:18:50Speaker 6: laundry detergent whatever. I know, it's totally out of character. Yeah,
- 1:18:56Speaker 6: but not on my radar.
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: Only fat, disgusting people get the hot items from the
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: makes sense what it would be one of those Well,
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: I'm unapologetic on this side. Man. There, I'm just putting
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: it out there. They were good. I was starving, I'm
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: running around doing errands.
- 1:19:08Speaker 11: It was in a pinch.
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not going to suggest for date night that
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: my wife and I go to the Walmart and pick
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: up some of these pepperoni pizza bytes. I'm just throwing
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: it out there that if you're in a pinch and
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: you're starving and you see them, it's worth it. It's
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: it's worth.
- 1:19:27Speaker 11: No, I feel like an idiot.
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: And into another new hour eight seven seven four Woodie
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: text over to two two nine eight seven. Hopefully had
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: a great weekend. Cheers to a sense of accomplishment. That's
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: always nice, you know, Greg, like you like doing yard
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: work and people say that about yard work. I don't know.
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: I've never done it saying it, but no, I clean
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: something or they can keep clean on something like the
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: actual choes. Yeah, like, oh god, this is the greatest thing. Right.
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: But when you've done and you're done, just relaxing, Yeah,
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: look at it and say I did that. Yeah, So
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: that that feeling is what I'm talking about. I stayed
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: up until eleven o'clock last night getting together my study
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: materials for my instrument check ride for my pilot stuff. Yeah,
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: because I have my U my check ride coming up.
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: That's what your you're that's your test with the actual
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: FAA examiner and so many notes. It's it's insane. There's
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: like forty five pages of hand typed out notes that
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: I you know, that I've been working on through you know,
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: ground school and with my instructors and the whole kind.
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: So just just getting all that stuff organized and put
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: together so that when I go for this thing, I'm
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: super prepared. I was a terrible and when I say terrible,
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: I was a lazy student. Yeah, same, super lazy. I
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: would be in class most of the time. There's only
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: a couple of classes that I ended up getting, you know,
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: like cutting, and I didn't do a ton of that
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: or that motivation to get a CD player from your mom,
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: yeah yeah, you'll do it, Okay, Well, so I'm motivated
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: to get this instrument ring, right, So the same same
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: kind of thing. My wife made the comment to me,
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: she was, I can't why are you still awake? Because
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: she knows, like what time I get up. Why are
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: you still awake? I thought you went to I thought
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: you were passed out hours ago. I go, now I'm
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: trying to She goes, you would have been a straight
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: a student, true, had you actually tried. Yeah, yeah, because
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: I am obsessive that way anyway, So that great sense
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: of accomplishment though awesome on that. Now we'll see if
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: it pays off. See what's see if I can actually
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: get this stupid check right done? So after that it's done,
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: then yeah, then I'm done. I don't need anything else.
- 1:21:48Speaker 4: And your Captain Woody, yeah.
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: All the kind of uh you know, technically I'm Captain
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: Woody now is a licensed pilot show some respect. I'll
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: just have some more privileges and be able to do
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: more things that I'm legally not allowed to do. And
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: then do you have to renew like every so often? Now,
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: your pilot's license is good for life, but you have
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: to maintain what they call currency, so you have to
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: do certain things every x number of days to stay
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: able to legally carry passengers or things like that. Anyway,
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: so cheers to that.
- 1:22:15Speaker 11: Hell Y.
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: Jeers would be too, And I got I gotta say
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: for the record because I'm just gonna say it because
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: it does like it bothers me. We had a number
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: of team members who didn't go to the Woody Show
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: prompt just didn't attend. And this is a show event
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: for listeners, and we had plenty of heads up. The
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: date was announced long ago. We knew last year that
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: we're gonna be doing it again this year, and there
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: were people that just didn't show, you know, for one
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: reason or for another or whatever. But like when there's
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: something that's on the calendar, it's on the calendar and
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: you should go. So those people know who they are.
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: But there's like one particular and I think it's more
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: of a just kind of a general thing. But I
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: always talking about how like thinks that we think that
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: we're a big deal. Hang out here for five minutes
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: and you'll see and you'll see what not a big
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: deal looks like compared to anything else that happens in
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: this building. I get asked to uh, I don't want
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: to use the word I don't want to use the
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: guilt tripped, because it's not that like I'm I'm I
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: am happy to do it. But there's a lot I
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: feel I feel like there is pressure on me to
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: attend certain things that are that are that are difficult
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: for me based on the schedule and all the other
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: things that I have going on. But yet I somehow
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: still managed to make it. There are a couple of
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: there's a few people really who never once have been
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: to one of these events. You know, like when I
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: talk about like, you know, at the venue where we
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: just had our big event. Never So I've decided, so Jeers,
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: that's the Jeers. But I've made a decision kind of
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: like we talk about people who make efforts in personal relationships,
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: be it friendship or otherwise, that's what gets reciprocated. I've
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: decided that I'm not going to any more station events.
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: Oh damn, yeah, unless it's one of those like we're
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: literally everybody like iHeartRadio Music Festival alter ego because we're
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: hosting it or whatever. But like these other things, like
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: there's some kind of like summer pool party thing, not going,
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: I'm not going. I'm not going anymore bowling parties. I'm
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: not going to like I'm just not doing it. Yeah,
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: because I look around, I see people from our own
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: show who aren't there, But like I go to the
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: other people who's they're not even they're not even part
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: of the show, you know. So yeah, not going.
- 1:24:57Speaker 3: When it comes to that, because those other events I
- 1:25:00Speaker 3: know that you're talking about, Yeah, if they don't show
- 1:25:02Speaker 3: up to your event, correct, and you come to theirs,
- 1:25:06Speaker 3: and it's like do they actually really want you there
- 1:25:09Speaker 3: or is it genuine or they want you there to
- 1:25:11Speaker 3: help promote what they.
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: Oh yeah, look, here's the thing. That's the job. The
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: job is for us to promote the things that are
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: going on with the radio station. Yeah, no matter what
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: it is, and that I will continue to do. But
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: will I be adjusting my schedule in any way, shape
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: or form going forward for something that is not our event,
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: like specifically our event or something that we're hosting like
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: alter ego.
- 1:25:35Speaker 3: No.
- 1:25:36Speaker 4: And the good news is even without them, whoever they are,
- 1:25:39Speaker 4: we still have an awesome event.
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: Oh it was great a part of the year. It
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: was fantastic. In fact, we have some recapping to do,
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: oh yeah, which we're going to do here in just
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: a couple of minutes. But first, Gina Weekend cheers and jeers, Well,
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: big old.
- 1:25:52Speaker 10: Cheers to the golden age of television, which is not now.
- 1:25:56Speaker 10: This is I'm talking like two thousand to twenty ten.
- 1:26:00Speaker 4: That's when you had Allvision one hundred, you got your sopranos,
- 1:26:05Speaker 4: six feet under, breaking bad, mad Men, all like. That
- 1:26:09Speaker 4: was a true golden age of television.
- 1:26:11Speaker 10: And now that the kid is almost eleven, we watched
- 1:26:14Speaker 10: so we've been doing a ton of rewatching on all
- 1:26:16Speaker 10: this good stuff.
- 1:26:18Speaker 11: With the kid.
- 1:26:18Speaker 10: We just finished Lost and we're dipping our toe and
- 1:26:21Speaker 10: I don't know if he's too young for this.
- 1:26:22Speaker 4: We we already started. We're starting twenty four with him.
- 1:26:25Speaker 4: We've gotten a few episodes into that.
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: You can do it. Yeah, it is really Lost. I
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: could see him being way more into Loss.
- 1:26:31Speaker 10: Oh, he loved Lost, but when he started having questions
- 1:26:34Speaker 10: in the later seasons, I go, it's lost.
- 1:26:36Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: Was Lost is right there in the title lot. It
- 1:26:40Speaker 1: started exactly awesome.
- 1:26:41Speaker 11: It started with a.
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: Really cool premise, but I have to say it just
- 1:26:44Speaker 1: got weird.
- 1:26:44Speaker 10: I was one of those people that broke up with
- 1:26:46Speaker 10: that show. I was so violently angry for committing that
- 1:26:49Speaker 10: much and then seeing that finale.
- 1:26:50Speaker 4: But you know what, on rewatch it got me a
- 1:26:53Speaker 4: little teary eyed.
- 1:26:54Speaker 10: So we're watching those, my husband and I are. I've
- 1:26:57Speaker 10: never seen I never saw one episode this show, so
- 1:27:00Speaker 10: it's a rewatch for him.
- 1:27:01Speaker 1: It's new for me.
- 1:27:02Speaker 4: Er rules he never watched it.
- 1:27:06Speaker 10: So this was the true golden age of television, and
- 1:27:09Speaker 10: I'm so glad to be revisiting it. I highly recommend it.
- 1:27:12Speaker 10: Although I have a major gears and it's I mean frankly,
- 1:27:15Speaker 10: it's to a couple of listeners. It was recommended to
- 1:27:18Speaker 10: us and to me personally that.
- 1:27:20Speaker 4: We had to watch the show Squatters Get the f
- 1:27:24Speaker 4: Out of My House on Hulu, and I could not wait.
- 1:27:27Speaker 10: This is like I wanted. I wanted blood, I wanted vengeance.
- 1:27:31Speaker 10: I wanted to see these people get that one up.
- 1:27:33Speaker 1: And that's the point, not satisfaction. No.
- 1:27:36Speaker 4: I watched the first couple episodes and it's so infuriating.
- 1:27:40Speaker 4: They talk about, oh, well they found a loophole, so
- 1:27:42Speaker 4: I guess they don't have to leave, and like, oh,
- 1:27:44Speaker 4: they got a slap on the wrist, but the house
- 1:27:46Speaker 4: is ruined, and oh that's the breaks.
- 1:27:48Speaker 10: Like I have not I haven't gotten to an episode
- 1:27:52Speaker 10: Squatters Get the f Out of My House, because there's
- 1:27:55Speaker 10: a Squatters which is different, and there's a Squatter's Get
- 1:27:57Speaker 10: the f out of My House, And I couldn't.
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: Wait watch this, which is the one with the squat
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: or hunter that's not this. Yeah, it's social media. That's
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: just like the media. That's what I want involved.
- 1:28:08Speaker 3: It does have like professional cameras around, but.
- 1:28:11Speaker 1: He's not involved in one of those shows, not the
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: one I watched. I only see it on social but
- 1:28:15Speaker 1: I just.
- 1:28:15Speaker 4: Need to see more like you might show. I need
- 1:28:18Speaker 4: more of like a bloodlust. These just ended in ways
- 1:28:21Speaker 4: like we have.
- 1:28:22Speaker 10: To change the legislation, and it was it was infuriating
- 1:28:26Speaker 10: anyone like me who's been up close to someone like this,
- 1:28:30Speaker 10: or you know, you just can't do anything about it.
- 1:28:32Speaker 4: I didn't get that validation I was looking for, so
- 1:28:35Speaker 4: jears to squaders, get the f out of my house.
- 1:28:38Speaker 1: I guess there's nothing else on. That's the thing. Now
- 1:28:42Speaker 1: he watches you talk about the Golden Age. I just
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: think about, like, you know, when I was a kid,
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: you know, and there's some good shows, but man, when
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: there was nothing on, there was literally nothing.
- 1:28:50Speaker 4: Oh literally, you're watching like buy this buck set.
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: Yeah. And then yeah, you got a bunch of new
- 1:28:56Speaker 1: channels when they started really rolling out a lot of
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: the cable stuff and then the satellite stuff came on.
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: But a lot of those channels are useless, true, you know,
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: And I get you want streaming and everything and all
- 1:29:05Speaker 1: the old things, all the archives, stuff that's available that
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: you never had access to before. Man, there's there's always
- 1:29:11Speaker 1: a YouTube, you know that you were talking about, how
- 1:29:14Speaker 1: just something that lives online like there's so much out there.
- 1:29:17Speaker 4: Yeah, you want you.
- 1:29:19Speaker 6: Want to show to have at least a sense of closure.
- 1:29:21Speaker 6: There's this new home show that I'm watching that I
- 1:29:24Speaker 6: felt I getting this wrong watching this thing because it's
- 1:29:28Speaker 6: they're buying an international going places like Greece or Italy,
- 1:29:32Speaker 6: small little towns where the houses are like four dollars,
- 1:29:35Speaker 6: and then at the end of every episode.
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: I chose not to buy one, and I'm just gonna
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: keep looking. The second episode, yeah, I chose not to
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: get one.
- 1:29:46Speaker 3: Because they're getting vacation. So I looked up the Squatter Hunter.
- 1:29:52Speaker 3: He was on any are still part of the Squatters docuseriies,
- 1:29:57Speaker 3: but he has his own YouTube which is flashell then
- 1:30:00Speaker 3: so yeah, YouTube flash shows and.
- 1:30:02Speaker 4: The Squatters one. I don't have the A and E app,
- 1:30:04Speaker 4: so I watched the other one. I just wasn't into it.
- 1:30:07Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we said. They're dealing with squatters right now.
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: It sucks. There should be more repercussions. Yeah, it seems
- 1:30:12Speaker 1: like all the laws are on the sides of the
- 1:30:14Speaker 1: people you are squad.
- 1:30:15Speaker 10: It's like if they in many states, if they can
- 1:30:17Speaker 10: make it thirty days, then if you like we've talked
- 1:30:19Speaker 10: about you turn their power off, you change the locks,
- 1:30:21Speaker 10: you get arrested.
- 1:30:22Speaker 3: Yes, this flash Sheldon Guy, which is his username on Instagram.
- 1:30:25Speaker 3: The clip that I saw, he was also able to
- 1:30:29Speaker 3: get like a lease document. Yeah, to go move in
- 1:30:33Speaker 3: with the I love that with the squatter.
- 1:30:35Speaker 4: That's what I wanted, that's what I wanted to see.
- 1:30:37Speaker 1: Yeah, it was pretty cool. Eight seven seven forty four
- 1:30:40Speaker 1: Woodie text over to two to nine eight seven years.
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: When you're watching those things, it's like watching those videos
- 1:30:46Speaker 1: that pop up on Instagram. People who are you know,
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: they think they're going to get away with the That's
- 1:30:51Speaker 1: what's up. You're right, Yes, you need that. That's what's
- 1:30:55Speaker 1: a sense of satisfaction. They get what's coming to them.
- 1:30:59Speaker 4: Exactly, not like write your congressman.
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: Straight tuned for the next episode. Yeah, fades to black
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: and then white text comes up and says, if you
- 1:31:09Speaker 1: or anybody who was dealing with squatters, don't handle it
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: on your own, call this number.
- 1:31:14Speaker 4: Call somebody who won't do anything for fifteen grand more.
- 1:31:17Speaker 1: What he shows next, hang on goes away. My brain
- 1:31:20Speaker 1: is ruin to the Woody showing it. I feel like
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: we're doing it. We're doing it. Wo show So you know,
- 1:31:33Speaker 1: as a as a young man, I never I never
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: attended prom. I was stuck in these crazy.
- 1:31:39Speaker 4: Schools and outward bound care and.
- 1:31:41Speaker 1: Then by the time it was my senior year, and
- 1:31:43Speaker 1: I barely knew these kids that I was in school
- 1:31:45Speaker 1: with in my senior year anyway, because I wasn't there
- 1:31:48Speaker 1: for just anything other than that that year, and I
- 1:31:51Speaker 1: was working and I couldn't get out of that. That
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: working but paid off because now I got a career.
- 1:31:55Speaker 1: But my first problem was last year through a Woody
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: Show prom and that was a lot of fun. And
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: we decided that, you know what, We're gonna do that again.
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: So we we just threw another Woody Show prom over
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: the weekend and it was awesome. Yeah, it was. It
- 1:32:11Speaker 1: was so much fun. We had a band there, we
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: had our friend DJ j Spinoza, who's a world championship DJ.
- 1:32:19Speaker 1: He's phenomenal at what he does. H just people were
- 1:32:23Speaker 1: dressed up. Very few people showed up not dressed up,
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: but it was it was so much fun. The other
- 1:32:30Speaker 1: thing I wanted to mention was the magician that we hadde.
- 1:32:34Speaker 1: He goes by J Bear. His name is Jeremiah, but
- 1:32:35Speaker 1: he goes by jer Bear. Like you know, this is
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: like magician name. You know, I think when you see
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: that stuff, it's really cool, you know, but like you know,
- 1:32:45Speaker 1: the people who like take it like so serious and
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: are so over the top with whatever, and you know
- 1:32:51Speaker 1: they go or you can't reveal how a secret is done. Yeah,
- 1:32:55Speaker 1: he's super cool. He's super chill. Yeah, right, exactly. There's
- 1:33:00Speaker 1: not flowers that pop out of the end of the
- 1:33:02Speaker 1: wand or anything like that. He doesn't pull a coin
- 1:33:07Speaker 1: out of pull a coin out of your ear or
- 1:33:08Speaker 1: anything like that. He did this one trick in particular.
- 1:33:13Speaker 1: I don't know, because Greg, you love all the magic stuff.
- 1:33:15Speaker 6: I love it, and I don't get why it gets
- 1:33:17Speaker 6: a bad rap. So fascinating face all night being blown
- 1:33:22Speaker 6: away was awesome.
- 1:33:23Speaker 1: He's rules. You know, there's a reason for it. It's
- 1:33:29Speaker 1: not just magic, but it's it's magic. When they say like,
- 1:33:33Speaker 1: oh this is magical, they're using it. Not in the
- 1:33:37Speaker 1: you have some kind of special like power or whatever.
- 1:33:41Speaker 6: But man, you could learn certain slide of hand things.
- 1:33:44Speaker 6: But yeah, some of the stuff he did is just
- 1:33:46Speaker 6: beyond explaining. I'll give you a quick thing he had this.
- 1:33:49Speaker 1: There was a guy one of the people at are
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: prom walks up to the table where he's doing some
- 1:33:53Speaker 1: of this stuff, and he's doing the whole card thing.
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: It gets down to, all right, well, here this is
- 1:33:57Speaker 1: your card. Here, here's a marker takes the mark. I
- 1:34:00Speaker 1: watched the guy write his name, sign his name on
- 1:34:04Speaker 1: this card, and he put it back in this deck,
- 1:34:08Speaker 1: and he kept reappearing, reappearing, reappearing, and all this even
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: no matter where you put it in the deck or whatever,
- 1:34:13Speaker 1: it would show here. Oh look, all of a sudden,
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: it's in Jared Bear's mouth. All of a sudden, it's
- 1:34:16Speaker 1: over here in this other thing. And then he goes, oh,
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: where is it now? All of a sudden's gone, and
- 1:34:22Speaker 1: nobody knows where the hell it is. We're in a
- 1:34:24Speaker 1: ballroom for this woody show prom. The ceilings were how
- 1:34:28Speaker 1: high up, a couple of stories two stories tall. Yes,
- 1:34:32Speaker 1: this dude, as we're watching, this card reappeared that he
- 1:34:35Speaker 1: had signed and we all watched him sign it. This
- 1:34:37Speaker 1: dude's card was stuck to the ceiling of the ballroom
- 1:34:43Speaker 1: stories up. He goes, oh, wait, and then look, Jared,
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: Jared just like points up there. It's his card.
- 1:34:49Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 1:34:51Speaker 1: I zoomed into it. Yeah, with my phone. It was
- 1:34:55Speaker 1: like you would have to get took it. It's like
- 1:35:00Speaker 1: they zoomed in and up on the ceiling high. This
- 1:35:04Speaker 1: guy had signed it. So awesome, sign up, you go
- 1:35:07Speaker 1: sign up, put the date on there. But yeah, it
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: was it was. It was awesome.
- 1:35:11Speaker 4: It shouldn't be possible.
- 1:35:13Speaker 3: Then he did that thing on stage with Greg which
- 1:35:15Speaker 3: was just so elaborate. It was like Vegas level.
- 1:35:20Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great.
- 1:35:22Speaker 8: Oh.
- 1:35:22Speaker 1: I was supposed to ask you because I didn't see
- 1:35:24Speaker 1: this Morgan. I was told to ask you about what happened. Like,
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: so after the problem, we were kind of hanging out
- 1:35:32Speaker 1: at the at the bar. Oh, yeah, and there was
- 1:35:36Speaker 1: something that happened. I guess you went out to your car. Yeah,
- 1:35:40Speaker 1: and your friends had to rescue you. What the hell happened?
- 1:35:43Speaker 2: We were in the car and I was so drunk
- 1:35:45Speaker 2: at that point that I passed out. So it took
- 1:35:49Speaker 2: them like three hours to get me out of the
- 1:35:51Speaker 2: car and back to.
- 1:35:51Speaker 1: The three hours.
- 1:35:53Speaker 3: Yeah, I can tell you were late at the bar,
- 1:35:55Speaker 3: but you were on the phone and somethody. I'm like, okay,
- 1:35:57Speaker 3: she's fine.
- 1:35:58Speaker 1: I was. Yeah, a picture of you.
- 1:36:01Speaker 14: On Instagram in the car. It looked like you were
- 1:36:03Speaker 14: vomiting into a Yeah were you?
- 1:36:05Speaker 7: Why were you ever in the car? You had a
- 1:36:07Speaker 7: room at Marongo.
- 1:36:08Speaker 2: We had stuff in the car, okay, yeah, but they
- 1:36:11Speaker 2: had to like they were trying to get my shoes on.
- 1:36:14Speaker 2: They were breaking my shoes, like there was the whole thing.
- 1:36:16Speaker 3: You're not that heavy.
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: It together pretty well. It must have hit you fast.
- 1:36:21Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
- 1:36:22Speaker 11: I'm not sure.
- 1:36:22Speaker 1: By the way, I'm not sure where this this audio,
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: what part of the night it's from. All I know
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: is it's Morgan at the proms. Where were we going
- 1:36:29Speaker 1: to say? With the Greg Oh?
- 1:36:31Speaker 2: I I pride myself and I feel like I hold
- 1:36:33Speaker 2: it together well, but then deep down.
- 1:36:36Speaker 7: You oh no, I'm messed up the whole time.
- 1:36:39Speaker 1: I know at one point I saw you a number
- 1:36:41Speaker 1: of times throughout the evening. But at one point, like
- 1:36:43Speaker 1: she was like super emotional, she got really teary, was
- 1:36:46Speaker 1: getting it. She was getting in her feelings.
- 1:36:47Speaker 2: I'm like a happy, emotional drunk. So I like to
- 1:36:49Speaker 2: talk how I feel about it. You know, sorry to
- 1:36:52Speaker 2: everyone I cried to.
- 1:36:53Speaker 1: Here's here's Morgan at the problem.
- 1:36:55Speaker 7: I'm an emotionalized bitch. Yeah, and it's my birthday and
- 1:36:59Speaker 7: I'm right, and.
- 1:37:04Speaker 2: I don't know Ask me a question because I don't
- 1:37:05Speaker 2: even know how to put it into words, like you're
- 1:37:07Speaker 2: not even in my reality.
- 1:37:12Speaker 1: Hole my reality. Wow, you sound like you're a little.
- 1:37:20Speaker 7: Very happy.
- 1:37:21Speaker 4: You're not slurring, you're not like but you are clearly
- 1:37:24Speaker 4: messed up.
- 1:37:24Speaker 7: I'm an emotionalized bitch and it's my birthday and I'm.
- 1:37:29Speaker 11: Drunk, right, and.
- 1:37:33Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:37:33Speaker 2: Ask me a question because I don't even know how
- 1:37:35Speaker 2: to put it into words, like you're not even in
- 1:37:37Speaker 2: my reality.
- 1:37:38Speaker 1: You're not even in my reality.
- 1:37:39Speaker 4: I couldn't end every sentence from that, like, but I'm
- 1:37:42Speaker 4: trying to make a point, the irony of he was
- 1:37:44Speaker 4: in my reality at that point, I was actually talking.
- 1:37:46Speaker 1: To him, so wow. Yeah, And a person that works
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: on the show, we mentioned him. He's in there with Bort,
- 1:37:51Speaker 1: you know, chopping things up. Menji likes to party, but
- 1:37:57Speaker 1: we don't really hear much from Menji. He's like the
- 1:37:59Speaker 1: Jay Silent Bob, He's the silent Bomb. Yeah, he's just uh,
- 1:38:03Speaker 1: he's just chilling unless he's had a couple of drinks.
- 1:38:05Speaker 1: And that there's a little a little Menzi at the problem.
- 1:38:09Speaker 1: Here we go yeah, a little. I'm sorry. Here we
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: go here.
- 1:38:12Speaker 3: It was an amazing time and it was an amazing
- 1:38:14Speaker 3: to day.
- 1:38:16Speaker 1: Everything was so amazing. It was incredibly amazing, and you know,
- 1:38:20Speaker 1: I think it was amazing.
- 1:38:21Speaker 3: The problem.
- 1:38:25Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, uh yeah, it's like that audio that
- 1:38:28Speaker 1: we have, it's amazing, Greg, Greg and was over compensating.
- 1:38:33Speaker 3: Yeah, something that wasn't amazing. Yeah, but I'll say this, dude,
- 1:38:38Speaker 3: Menji's girlfriend. Got to hang out with her a lot.
- 1:38:41Speaker 3: She is so freaking funny dude, Like I I'm a
- 1:38:45Speaker 3: big fan. Like she is unapologially unapological.
- 1:38:50Speaker 1: How do you apologetically?
- 1:38:52Speaker 3: He's like just direct and honest, dude.
- 1:38:56Speaker 1: And it's like, what's an example?
- 1:38:58Speaker 3: Just like I don't know, like I don't know how
- 1:39:01Speaker 3: to describe her vibe, but it's.
- 1:39:02Speaker 1: Just like Benji, how would you describe it? Be honest,
- 1:39:06Speaker 1: like like no.
- 1:39:07Speaker 10: Filter but not not me but no direct, just direct,
- 1:39:11Speaker 10: and like I have an example because she is I
- 1:39:14Speaker 10: spent a lot of time with just very cool, had
- 1:39:16Speaker 10: so much fun.
- 1:39:17Speaker 4: But apparently apparently apparently she's in like some pseudo fake
- 1:39:22Speaker 4: but like pseudo relationship with Tyler too and bosses him
- 1:39:26Speaker 4: around so crazy, Like we were talking.
- 1:39:30Speaker 10: I think about dog. She was giving me advice and
- 1:39:34Speaker 10: somebody had left some food like next to her, and
- 1:39:36Speaker 10: she was talking to me. She goes, Tyler, take this,
- 1:39:38Speaker 10: and he was kind of ignoring her.
- 1:39:39Speaker 4: Tyler, come here, take this.
- 1:39:41Speaker 11: He was like, I took it.
- 1:39:42Speaker 3: Like's like, that's just you could tell that she's not
- 1:39:45Speaker 3: being serious.
- 1:39:46Speaker 1: No, it was really funny.
- 1:39:48Speaker 3: It's so funny.
- 1:39:49Speaker 1: You know, he's having a great time too, was Vaughn.
- 1:39:55Speaker 1: Vaughn doesn't even remember being there if it wasn't for
- 1:39:58Speaker 1: the for the video.
- 1:39:59Speaker 4: Dude, he owns that stage.
- 1:40:01Speaker 1: Yeah, Vaughn likes to get up on the stage and
- 1:40:04Speaker 1: he just gets up there. He's a song and dance. Yeah.
- 1:40:08Speaker 6: Said to Gina. We're standing there watching him. I said,
- 1:40:10Speaker 6: I wish I could be more like Vaughn.
- 1:40:12Speaker 1: Well, he was super high, Greg. I think with enough
- 1:40:14Speaker 1: marijuana on, you too could be, I guess on his level.
- 1:40:18Speaker 1: Al Right, here's here's a little audio Vaughn at the
- 1:40:20Speaker 1: Woody Show prom. Dude, palm was so amazing. Oh my gosh,
- 1:40:23Speaker 1: I got so wasted. I dance on the stage for
- 1:40:27Speaker 1: like I don't know, an hour straight or something like that.
- 1:40:30Speaker 1: I have more words to say.
- 1:40:31Speaker 5: The words are vibe and freaking and good and palm
- 1:40:36Speaker 5: and n I saw you're talking to some cougars.
- 1:40:39Speaker 1: The cougars like here for sure, so trying to see
- 1:40:41Speaker 1: your phone. I get some room visits, not I mean,
- 1:40:45Speaker 1: or some bills. Looking for a big sponsor for sure.
- 1:40:51Speaker 11: You know I have a whooped too to pay for.
- 1:40:53Speaker 4: So let me see how that goes, all right, trying
- 1:40:59Speaker 4: to get some bills. Oh he looked amazing.
- 1:41:01Speaker 1: Has like some white oh yeah, for sure, like like
- 1:41:05Speaker 1: a Wakanda diamond necklace on Menus posted a video a
- 1:41:11Speaker 1: couple of different videos from from the problem. You can
- 1:41:13Speaker 1: see that on our Instagram.
- 1:41:14Speaker 3: At the Woody Show, I had I don't know what
- 1:41:17Speaker 3: this was, but I had somebody getting spicy with me.
- 1:41:20Speaker 1: Uh.
- 1:41:21Speaker 3: He goes, oh, hey, what's up. He's a big fan.
- 1:41:23Speaker 3: I love everything you do. I think you're hilarious. I'm like, oh,
- 1:41:26Speaker 3: thanks man. But he was like, well, he was looking
- 1:41:28Speaker 3: at me.
- 1:41:28Speaker 1: He was giving me like some gay vibes, like hey,
- 1:41:31Speaker 1: I want to like right, So then.
- 1:41:37Speaker 3: So what we're talking? And then this other guy comes
- 1:41:40Speaker 3: up that's with him. Now I don't know if they're
- 1:41:42Speaker 3: like together or whatever. And the guy pretty much says.
- 1:41:45Speaker 1: The same thing.
- 1:41:45Speaker 3: I was like, oh, hey, thanks man. And then he
- 1:41:47Speaker 3: goes and he looks at me directly and he goes,
- 1:41:49Speaker 3: we're gonna mess around later.
- 1:41:52Speaker 11: Two or me.
- 1:41:53Speaker 3: No, He's like looking at me, He's like, we're gonna
- 1:41:55Speaker 3: mess around later. I go what, And then he goes,
- 1:41:58Speaker 3: you'll find out.
- 1:41:59Speaker 12: And then he.
- 1:42:09Speaker 1: Yeah, just a couple more things about what you show
- 1:42:13Speaker 1: prom and just how crazy cool listeners are. Now, as
- 1:42:18Speaker 1: you know, douchey as some people can be crossroads and
- 1:42:21Speaker 1: otherwise right, and you know we mentioned those. The polar
- 1:42:25Speaker 1: opposite would be we had people from everywhere come out,
- 1:42:32Speaker 1: Like we had a couple from Alpasso. They come to
- 1:42:35Speaker 1: a lot of our stuff. Same with this other couple
- 1:42:38Speaker 1: from Atlanta. They come to a lot of New Orleans.
- 1:42:43Speaker 1: Now the couple from New Orleans. This guy had a
- 1:42:47Speaker 1: woody show time made like a custom Did you see it, Greg,
- 1:42:50Speaker 1: I did see the pictures. Yes, what show cuff links.
- 1:42:56Speaker 1: It was like the show local like your cup links.
- 1:42:58Speaker 1: And then the wife had this dazz I'll know what style.
- 1:43:02Speaker 4: Blanked out a little keeping bag.
- 1:43:04Speaker 3: Yeah, clutch.
- 1:43:04Speaker 7: It was all in like crystals, but the would show
- 1:43:07Speaker 7: logo but.
- 1:43:08Speaker 1: Like yeah, like the one that made that cut behind you.
- 1:43:13Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, yeah, because I met the move to amazing. Yeah,
- 1:43:16Speaker 1: it was great. We had a we had a couple
- 1:43:18Speaker 1: from Pittsburgh that showed up and a.
- 1:43:20Speaker 4: Lot of people.
- 1:43:20Speaker 10: I saw a lot of men wearing woody show pins
- 1:43:23Speaker 10: as tie pins.
- 1:43:24Speaker 1: Oh yeah, were having those out those like bronze. That
- 1:43:29Speaker 1: was super cool. Greg was just he If you were
- 1:43:34Speaker 1: talking to Greg, chances are he was mentioning the magician. Yeah.
- 1:43:38Speaker 1: Jara bar which on Instagram, by the way, highlight of
- 1:43:41Speaker 1: the whole night. I mean a lot of great things,
- 1:43:44Speaker 1: but I think that you're number one.
- 1:43:45Speaker 6: That was like, like if that and being in an
- 1:43:48Speaker 6: ice cream factory would be the happiest I've ever.
- 1:43:50Speaker 1: Held watching magic and an ice cream factory.
- 1:43:52Speaker 6: JEA Bear Magic on Instagram j E R b e
- 1:43:55Speaker 6: a R Magic. Yeah, the trick that he did with
- 1:43:58Speaker 6: me on stage, I was worried as the I don't
- 1:44:01Speaker 6: know what you call it, the person, the participant of
- 1:44:03Speaker 6: the assistant, that maybe somehow I would mess it up
- 1:44:06Speaker 6: because he said, what are your favorite type of chips?
- 1:44:09Speaker 1: I said, Tawer.
- 1:44:09Speaker 6: Kruminnani and he said, oh, you meant to say funians
- 1:44:11Speaker 6: And I thought, oh my god, I messed it up
- 1:44:14Speaker 6: that it was part of the humor. So I'm holding
- 1:44:16Speaker 6: a bag of funions the entire trick. Meanwhile, he's going
- 1:44:19Speaker 6: through a deck of cards, tells me to pick any
- 1:44:22Speaker 6: card I wanted. I went with King of Diamonds. The
- 1:44:25Speaker 6: bag of funians on the serial number said KD for
- 1:44:28Speaker 6: King of Diamonds. Already blown away. Trick could have been over,
- 1:44:32Speaker 6: but instead he then threw the deck of cards right
- 1:44:35Speaker 6: at me. It explodes all over stage, and then tells
- 1:44:39Speaker 6: me to pick three cards at random randomly.
- 1:44:42Speaker 1: Yeah, I went to the floor.
- 1:44:43Speaker 6: I went five feet that way, three feet this way
- 1:44:46Speaker 6: behind me, picked the most random cards I could ever find.
- 1:44:49Speaker 6: He punches the face values of those cards into a calculator.
- 1:44:52Speaker 4: We all did it, so.
- 1:44:55Speaker 1: The whole crowd had their phones out and they were
- 1:44:56Speaker 1: using the calculator to follow along.
- 1:45:00Speaker 6: Right then he took his phone upside down where nobody
- 1:45:02Speaker 6: could see it. I took my fingers and was basically
- 1:45:05Speaker 6: diddling the phone.
- 1:45:06Speaker 1: Like couldn't see the screens, So the screen was facing
- 1:45:10Speaker 1: down to the stage, and Greg had to take his
- 1:45:12Speaker 1: finger from the underneath randomly random numbers.
- 1:45:15Speaker 6: Then he took those numbers and added them to a
- 1:45:18Speaker 6: three digit number that then at random, and then he
- 1:45:22Speaker 6: said what he picked any three digit number at random
- 1:45:24Speaker 6: and he said four sixty nine and then get it.
- 1:45:27Speaker 6: Add everything up and then it came up with the number,
- 1:45:30Speaker 6: and we.
- 1:45:30Speaker 1: Thought, okay, cool.
- 1:45:32Speaker 6: It was the date and the exact time that we
- 1:45:35Speaker 6: were all standing out, like the month, believable.
- 1:45:39Speaker 1: The day of the month and the time as we
- 1:45:41Speaker 1: were standing there in a minute and then eight fourteen
- 1:45:45Speaker 1: eight fourteen fourteen and the wizard.
- 1:45:50Speaker 6: It culminates with opening the bag of onions and what's
- 1:45:53Speaker 6: inside the sealed bag which I was holding the whole time,
- 1:45:58Speaker 6: the King of diamonds inside the bag.
- 1:46:00Speaker 4: It was.
- 1:46:01Speaker 1: It was mind blowing for sure. It was really cool.
- 1:46:04Speaker 1: It was so good. Yeah. My favorite part too during
- 1:46:06Speaker 1: that trick was uh when he asked Menace for the
- 1:46:08Speaker 1: three digit number and mend three.
- 1:46:12Speaker 3: I was a little buzzed.
- 1:46:15Speaker 1: Okay, sweet, we need to audience got to experience what
- 1:46:18Speaker 1: we do every day. Yeah, that's pretty much.
- 1:46:21Speaker 4: Would you guys consider me in general like pretty chill?
- 1:46:24Speaker 4: Like not like no, you wouldn't you in general? Yeah,
- 1:46:28Speaker 4: Like I'm just like I'm not, I don't know, I.
- 1:46:32Speaker 10: Consider myself kind of like laid back ish, like I'm
- 1:46:35Speaker 10: not insane all the time, I don't think, but when
- 1:46:38Speaker 10: I get to these events, I'm on stage like twerking
- 1:46:43Speaker 10: reregnated by your buddy Jim on the dance floor.
- 1:46:48Speaker 1: Yeah, I went straight. I really turned into like maybe
- 1:46:52Speaker 1: that's why your friends because like when Greg drinks and
- 1:46:54Speaker 1: when his buddy Jim drinks, they get straight. Jim was
- 1:46:58Speaker 1: like almost up in there right.
- 1:47:00Speaker 4: We were having a great time.
- 1:47:01Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he was. Yeah.
- 1:47:03Speaker 10: Like I literally like I don't, like, you know, I
- 1:47:05Speaker 10: wouldn't picture myself to do that, but at these events,
- 1:47:07Speaker 10: something comes over.
- 1:47:08Speaker 1: This can't help it.
- 1:47:09Speaker 6: I wouldn't say your baseline is chill. Your baseline, I
- 1:47:12Speaker 6: would say is neurotic.
- 1:47:13Speaker 14: Really when it comes to and that kind of stuff,
- 1:47:18Speaker 14: you're chill.
- 1:47:19Speaker 1: But yeah, oh yeah, like your mind crazy, all the ticks,
- 1:47:25Speaker 1: Like every day there's a new tick that she's got.
- 1:47:27Speaker 4: That's true.
- 1:47:28Speaker 3: Yeah, but I feel chill about it.
- 1:47:32Speaker 1: Well, you guys, if you haven't been to one of
- 1:47:34Speaker 1: these things yet, like whether it's the problem or one
- 1:47:36Speaker 1: of these other wood Show events, you gotta you gotta
- 1:47:38Speaker 1: come to. You gotta come to one. At some point.
- 1:47:41Speaker 1: They're fun. You're right, it's just like, you know, just
- 1:47:46Speaker 1: letting lose, having a good time.
- 1:47:48Speaker 6: And if you've ever done something where you have let's
- 1:47:51Speaker 6: say a birthday and you all spontaneously do something and
- 1:47:54Speaker 6: you try to recreate the magic the next year and
- 1:47:56Speaker 6: it just doesn't hit right.
- 1:47:57Speaker 1: This hit better event. Yeah, it was it, really, it
- 1:48:00Speaker 1: really was. I will Everett thank you again. Eight seven
- 1:48:03Speaker 1: seven forty four, Woody. Number is the phone the text
- 1:48:08Speaker 1: two to nine eighty seven. Oh, I know what it was.
- 1:48:11Speaker 1: I have an email for you. Get the email that
- 1:48:12Speaker 1: I afforded to you. I might have already forded to you.
- 1:48:14Speaker 7: I did, Yeah, but I'm out of town.
- 1:48:16Speaker 1: The fight guy, Yeah, yeah, there's a guy's like willing
- 1:48:18Speaker 1: to like do some training stuff really and he's a
- 1:48:21Speaker 1: he's a he's a former pro fighter. Nice. Nice. Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:48:25Speaker 2: I think the event he was talking about is this weekend,
- 1:48:28Speaker 2: So I'm not going to go it's this weekend.
- 1:48:30Speaker 1: I thought it was like towards the end of the month.
- 1:48:32Speaker 1: All right, eight seven seven forty four, Woody. Text over
- 1:48:35Speaker 1: to two two nine eighty seven and see the videos
- 1:48:38Speaker 1: that Menace posted from the prom They're up there on
- 1:48:40Speaker 1: our Instagram at the Woody Show, The Woody Show. You know,
- 1:48:46Speaker 1: it can't be said that Morgan doesn't have any ideas,
- 1:48:54Speaker 1: and she's got She's got plenty of ideas. Say that
- 1:48:57Speaker 1: it's just that her her mind works and goofy ways.
- 1:49:00Speaker 7: It's like, are they good ideas?
- 1:49:02Speaker 1: Though?
- 1:49:03Speaker 4: They could send some people to jail, get some people
- 1:49:05Speaker 4: fifty one fifty.
- 1:49:06Speaker 1: Well, I always say, like when we're talking about we
- 1:49:08Speaker 1: have a meeting. Every week, we get together and we
- 1:49:10Speaker 1: talk about all right, so next week, guys, what are
- 1:49:12Speaker 1: we thinking for the show. Here's a couple of things
- 1:49:14Speaker 1: that are going on. Yeah, anybody got anything for whatever?
- 1:49:17Speaker 1: And then you know, and then it just ends up
- 1:49:20Speaker 1: getting thrown into schedules and lists of things that we
- 1:49:23Speaker 1: could do. And I go around the room and I
- 1:49:25Speaker 1: ask everybody, all right, Greg, what do you got? All right?
- 1:49:27Speaker 1: Ginas then we get to Morgan strap in. Yeah all right,
- 1:49:32Speaker 1: So it's thinking like people can call in and they
- 1:49:34Speaker 1: can talk about you know, it's something like, oh my.
- 1:49:36Speaker 7: God, I something creative.
- 1:49:39Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, very creative way for us to work.
- 1:49:44Speaker 7: Killer is created.
- 1:49:46Speaker 1: My favorite is when she has a name for something
- 1:49:48Speaker 1: but not the thing. Yeah, you think of the name.
- 1:49:51Speaker 4: That happens a lot she starts at the end.
- 1:49:53Speaker 1: Yeah, so all right, I'm gonna you guys are just
- 1:49:59Speaker 1: gonna have to follow along with me on this one. Well,
- 1:50:01Speaker 1: you guys were in the you guys are in the meeting,
- 1:50:03Speaker 1: so you know what it is, and you know what's good.
- 1:50:05Speaker 1: When she starts with so hear me out. Hear hear so,
- 1:50:09Speaker 1: hear me out. So everybody in the room knows what
- 1:50:12Speaker 1: this idea was. I'm trying to figure out when I
- 1:50:14Speaker 1: say follow along, it's it's the listener follow along.
- 1:50:18Speaker 3: I'm trying to see how you're gonna execute this, all right.
- 1:50:22Speaker 1: So Morgan, uh, Morgan pitched an idea where we would
- 1:50:29Speaker 1: have to try to guess if a sound was going
- 1:50:33Speaker 1: to be from a pot of mac and cheese or
- 1:50:39Speaker 1: the sound that a woman's lady part makes. Yeah, basically,
- 1:50:48Speaker 1: is it mac and cheese or vagina? Is right? Right? Right?
- 1:50:55Speaker 12: Yeah?
- 1:50:55Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'll give you right. So I'll I'll give
- 1:51:02Speaker 1: you an example. No longer explanation. I'll give you an
- 1:51:04Speaker 1: example here. Okay, So spoiler alert, God, I hope it's
- 1:51:17Speaker 1: spoiler alert. These are all mac and cheese on a kana,
- 1:51:24Speaker 1: all of them. I mean, no, my favorite part and
- 1:51:29Speaker 1: there's there's more on that in a second, okay, that
- 1:51:31Speaker 1: we can play along with and not get fired. But
- 1:51:36Speaker 1: my my favorite part was not only the concept that
- 1:51:39Speaker 1: she threw out there is it mac and cheese or vagina?
- 1:51:43Speaker 1: Because the mac and cheese that's easy to get. Where
- 1:51:46Speaker 1: did you think that the other things were going to
- 1:51:49Speaker 1: come from? Well, she goes, I don't know, Gina.
- 1:51:53Speaker 7: Three women on the show, Sammy.
- 1:51:55Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:51:56Speaker 7: We all know farts.
- 1:51:58Speaker 1: So why not do that? It's a little bit different?
- 1:52:01Speaker 11: Why not? Yeah?
- 1:52:06Speaker 1: Why not? I got to go home tonight work. Now
- 1:52:12Speaker 1: that's a new fun level to it. Look, man, it
- 1:52:14Speaker 1: could be fun. But let me can you imagine can
- 1:52:18Speaker 1: you imagine that conversation with management? Oh yeah, start with
- 1:52:23Speaker 1: so hear me out, close the door, so hear me out.
- 1:52:26Speaker 1: This is how it goes with the management every time. Look,
- 1:52:28Speaker 1: I loved it, but some people But but you know,
- 1:52:33Speaker 1: I said, there's no bad ideas in a brainstorm, and
- 1:52:35Speaker 1: that is true. It's it's it's not a bad idea.
- 1:52:38Speaker 1: It's just like, you know, under the constraints and limitations
- 1:52:43Speaker 1: that we have for a number of different reasons, the
- 1:52:47Speaker 1: way that maybe you conceptualized it wasn't going to play out.
- 1:52:50Speaker 4: But do you want your key card to work the
- 1:52:51Speaker 4: next day?
- 1:52:52Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:52:52Speaker 7: I would love that, yes, but would it be funny?
- 1:52:54Speaker 1: So you know we have to pivot. Pivot, Yeah, right, pivot.
- 1:53:02Speaker 1: We do have these sounds, and these are all mac
- 1:53:04Speaker 1: and cheese, like you said, spoiler alert, spoiler alert. One
- 1:53:10Speaker 1: is craft, old school craft, you know, like this one
- 1:53:16Speaker 1: of the box. Yeah, because they do have a home
- 1:53:18Speaker 1: style one like a craft home style that comes in
- 1:53:22Speaker 1: that comes in a box that's like Velveta like that
- 1:53:26Speaker 1: seems looking box. Okay, I forgot what they deluxe is
- 1:53:29Speaker 1: a craft deluxe maybe anyway? No, So one of these
- 1:53:34Speaker 1: is old school craft mac and cheese. Another one is
- 1:53:40Speaker 1: Velveda Shells and cheese with a cream packet. Tho, it's
- 1:53:45Speaker 1: my favorite, that's my favorite. Love. And then the third
- 1:53:48Speaker 1: one is another popular brand because I see I've seen
- 1:53:51Speaker 1: it for your Annie's.
- 1:53:52Speaker 4: Oh yeah organic, everyone thinks it's right.
- 1:53:56Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all right. So we've we've pivoted out which
- 1:54:01Speaker 1: mac and cheese?
- 1:54:02Speaker 15: Is it?
- 1:54:02Speaker 1: Drop it?
- 1:54:03Speaker 7: At least it's still useful, right So see.
- 1:54:06Speaker 1: So maybe like you know, you can't go with your
- 1:54:07Speaker 1: original concept, but it becomes it becomes something. So here,
- 1:54:12Speaker 1: this is the this is the clip that we've already
- 1:54:14Speaker 1: played for you. All right, that's number one, very sticky,
- 1:54:23Speaker 1: all right. Number two, now you can't get the other
- 1:54:31Speaker 1: out of your head?
- 1:54:32Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, just picture it.
- 1:54:33Speaker 1: No, don't do that, all right? Okay? Number three, stuff
- 1:54:46Speaker 1: is very watering. I'm confident with my guess. I alright,
- 1:54:51Speaker 1: number number one? Number two? What were you using to
- 1:55:04Speaker 1: record this my phone? Number three? Okay?
- 1:55:11Speaker 4: All right, all right, sure about one.
- 1:55:13Speaker 1: I'm a pretty confident you all have your guesses. Yeah, yep,
- 1:55:16Speaker 1: all right. Number one is what Annie's Oh.
- 1:55:20Speaker 3: No, regular craft craft craft as well?
- 1:55:23Speaker 1: All right, you guys are all wrong. That is velveda.
- 1:55:26Speaker 1: What I thought?
- 1:55:29Speaker 4: That totally throws me off.
- 1:55:30Speaker 1: That's velvida, velvida shells and cheese. Oh huh. I can
- 1:55:36Speaker 1: also tell you what it's not. All right now, I'm
- 1:55:41Speaker 1: gonna be all messed up. Number two. What's your guests
- 1:55:44Speaker 1: for this one? Gina? This was sample number two? What's
- 1:55:46Speaker 1: your guess?
- 1:55:48Speaker 12: Now?
- 1:55:48Speaker 4: I'm going to Annie's.
- 1:55:50Speaker 6: Annie's all right, this would have been my shells and
- 1:55:54Speaker 6: cheese guests. I'll go Annie's all right, get crazy?
- 1:56:00Speaker 1: Can say craft? All right? Which is my favorite. Yeah,
- 1:56:04Speaker 1: all right, Well, two people are right and two people
- 1:56:07Speaker 1: are wrong. The two people obviously that four. The two
- 1:56:09Speaker 1: people who are correct will be Greg and Gina. Yeah
- 1:56:13Speaker 1: that's that's Annie. Oh wow yeah, organic definitely sounds thicker. Yeah, yea.
- 1:56:22Speaker 4: This last one was really upsetting.
- 1:56:24Speaker 1: Well, this is the old school craft mac and cheese.
- 1:56:27Speaker 1: You think this one sounds watery, well again because it's
- 1:56:33Speaker 1: thinner like Velveta is thicker and creamier. And then the
- 1:56:39Speaker 1: Kraft mac and cheese because you add all that butter,
- 1:56:42Speaker 1: you add all that, you have the milk in there,
- 1:56:44Speaker 1: so it's it's like a it's a thinner.
- 1:56:47Speaker 7: I will say I don't use butter though, so that
- 1:56:49Speaker 7: was just with milk.
- 1:56:50Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, are you Menace is the complete opposite. He's
- 1:56:54Speaker 1: nothing but but actually preferred but he used but butter
- 1:57:00Speaker 1: about some truffle butter.
- 1:57:02Speaker 3: Yeah, truffle buds as well.
- 1:57:07Speaker 4: Yeah. I kind of want macaroni and cheese now that's what.
- 1:57:11Speaker 7: I don't want the other thing.
- 1:57:12Speaker 1: Correct, It makes you want to.
- 1:57:14Speaker 4: Eat, Yeah, you know it dine out.
- 1:57:18Speaker 1: I got I like a home style mac and cheese,
- 1:57:23Speaker 1: Like when it gets baked, people put on top of
- 1:57:26Speaker 1: casserole dish and then then they and then they bake
- 1:57:28Speaker 1: of that like I like those videos that you see
- 1:57:31Speaker 1: where you know they have like a giant pot of it.
- 1:57:33Speaker 1: They're almost stirring with a boator, you know what I mean,
- 1:57:36Speaker 1: because they're making like such a big batch, like a
- 1:57:38Speaker 1: family picnic or whatever.
- 1:57:39Speaker 8: Like.
- 1:57:40Speaker 1: Yeah, that stuff looks really good.
- 1:57:42Speaker 6: Remember how we were talking just recently about Chef Boy,
- 1:57:45Speaker 6: r D and Ravioli all that. So I'm in the
- 1:57:49Speaker 6: store and I was in that section. So I looked
- 1:57:51Speaker 6: and I consider getting some of the Chef boy or
- 1:57:53Speaker 6: d Ravioli. Right to the left of it canned macaroni
- 1:57:57Speaker 6: and cheese. I had never in my life seen it.
- 1:57:59Speaker 1: I've never macaroni believe it was Chef Boy or D.
- 1:58:03Speaker 1: And I never saw that ever.
- 1:58:08Speaker 4: Yeah, weird, that looks wrong, you know.
- 1:58:10Speaker 1: I saw in the freezer aisle that I'd not seen before.
- 1:58:14Speaker 1: I'd seen other things from this brand, Yellowstone. I've heard
- 1:58:18Speaker 1: of it the show branch. Remember I brought in the jerky, right, Yeah,
- 1:58:24Speaker 1: they make they make like a beef jerky, and the
- 1:58:27Speaker 1: Yellowstone beef jerky really good. I'm not a huge beef
- 1:58:30Speaker 1: jerky guy, but that stuff is really good. It was
- 1:58:33Speaker 1: actually extra moist.
- 1:58:35Speaker 4: That's what I don't like.
- 1:58:38Speaker 1: I like was good.
- 1:58:41Speaker 7: What did you say?
- 1:58:42Speaker 1: Was in the freezer section Yellowstone burnt and mac and cheese.
- 1:58:47Speaker 1: Oh that sounds are barbecue burns, which that's my favorite
- 1:58:50Speaker 1: barbecue right there. Oh dude, did you cos dude burnt
- 1:58:54Speaker 1: ends we should do it taste on that. I think
- 1:58:58Speaker 1: it's only right, yeah, otherwise we're not. I think it's right. Yeah,
- 1:59:03Speaker 1: but you know, okay, let's let's uh, let's price is
- 1:59:07Speaker 1: right this one. Don't look it up.
- 1:59:08Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm staking the picture.
- 1:59:09Speaker 1: Yeah, because the price. This is just the regular grocery store. Okay,
- 1:59:12Speaker 1: it's in there with all the other Stofers stuff in
- 1:59:15Speaker 1: the freezer ryle. It's a single serve, so it's not
- 1:59:19Speaker 1: family you know, por you know, like sometimes you get
- 1:59:21Speaker 1: the big trail. Yeah, this is like in there with
- 1:59:25Speaker 1: the mckelinas and the whatever. Okay, so it's a it's
- 1:59:28Speaker 1: a single serve burn and mac and cheese. How much
- 1:59:34Speaker 1: are they charging for this? Oh, single serve? Seven eighty nine,
- 1:59:41Speaker 1: seven eighty nine. I'll be optimistic and say ten dollars
- 1:59:51Speaker 1: for a frozen meal that I did have a flashbag
- 1:59:56Speaker 1: every time I see the like the mckelinas and the
- 1:59:59Speaker 1: lean cuisine. Yeah, but the mckeleen is in particular because
- 2:00:02Speaker 1: the grocery store always had a deal on those. Yeah,
- 2:00:06Speaker 1: they're like a buck man. I lived on those for
- 2:00:09Speaker 1: the longest time because I was working nights to the
- 2:00:12Speaker 1: radio station. I stopped. I stopped at the radio station.
- 2:00:15Speaker 1: I get like a big gallon of iced tea in
- 2:00:18Speaker 1: like the milk gallon jug, and then a couple of
- 2:00:21Speaker 1: those Michelina meals. Ye, go off to the radio station
- 2:00:24Speaker 1: microwave them up. I lived on those little, tiny, little portions,
- 2:00:31Speaker 1: but I had I would eat probably to a day. Yeah,
- 2:00:34Speaker 1: Wood the Yellowstone. They also make a mac and cheese
- 2:00:37Speaker 1: pulled pork, Yeah, I did, they had. They had a
- 2:00:40Speaker 1: couple of different variations.
- 2:00:43Speaker 4: Are way better.
- 2:00:44Speaker 1: Yeah, in general, but not cheap either. Stove's Mac and
- 2:00:47Speaker 1: cheese mega underrated.
- 2:00:48Speaker 11: It's it's the best.
- 2:00:49Speaker 4: It was underrated perfection people.
- 2:00:52Speaker 1: People don't worship it, like yeah, no, no, no, that's different, underrated.
- 2:00:57Speaker 4: A different category.
- 2:00:58Speaker 1: Correct. It's like, I'm make the point all the time.
- 2:01:00Speaker 1: You can't say, when you're talking pizza, you can't compare
- 2:01:03Speaker 1: Chicago Deep Dish with New York and say which one's better.
- 2:01:06Speaker 1: They're different pie and cake bos desserts. You know they're both,
- 2:01:09Speaker 1: you know, yeah right eight seven four Woody text over
- 2:01:14Speaker 1: to two to ninety seven. But hey, Morgan, John, I
- 2:01:17Speaker 1: appreciate the fact. I just want to say, for the record,
- 2:01:19Speaker 1: no matter how out there some of your ideas are,
- 2:01:22Speaker 1: I always appreciate that you coming to the table with
- 2:01:24Speaker 1: some ideas.
- 2:01:25Speaker 7: Thank you. That's why I trying to have a lot,
- 2:01:27Speaker 7: because I know most of them are going to get the.
- 2:01:32Speaker 1: Shoe. So somebody pointed out Guy Fieri never actually swallows
- 2:01:40Speaker 1: the food that he is supposedly eating. I mean, he
- 2:01:43Speaker 1: is so skinny these days too. He uses camera cuts
- 2:01:47Speaker 1: so he could spit it out, and then it'll sometimes
- 2:01:51Speaker 1: hide food in his cheeks, oh like a little squirrel. Yeah.
- 2:01:55Speaker 1: Like you know, people are like, uh, I always thought
- 2:01:57Speaker 1: that Giata Dila Reentis did that. Yeah.
- 2:02:02Speaker 7: Yes, she's super cute, she's very cute.
- 2:02:05Speaker 1: But I don't think she's eating all that food.
- 2:02:07Speaker 14: Yeah, that's common in general for on TV to not
- 2:02:10Speaker 14: actually eat it.
- 2:02:11Speaker 9: So even though it's a quote reality show, you don't
- 2:02:13Speaker 9: know how many times they even did that take of
- 2:02:15Speaker 9: taking a bite and talk about it.
- 2:02:17Speaker 1: She're just ingested with all this, all the donuts and
- 2:02:20Speaker 1: things that we've had here, and there was cakes and
- 2:02:22Speaker 1: everything else. Like, wasn't somebody telling you to do that, Craig,
- 2:02:24Speaker 1: just like I spit it out. Yeah, you just get
- 2:02:27Speaker 1: the taste. No, that's how I don't think I could
- 2:02:30Speaker 1: do that. That to me is like just a tip. Yeah,
- 2:02:35Speaker 1: because once it's there, there's no way I.
- 2:02:39Speaker 3: Want to swallow so bad.
- 2:02:40Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no.
- 2:02:42Speaker 8: But no.
- 2:02:42Speaker 3: The first person I ever saw do that and now
- 2:02:44Speaker 3: was shocked when I was a kid because they were
- 2:02:46Speaker 3: showing behind the scenes of shooting a Michael Jordan McDonald's
- 2:02:50Speaker 3: commercial Yea, and they were showing him like chewing on
- 2:02:53Speaker 3: the big Max and then spitting them into the bucket.
- 2:02:56Speaker 1: I was like, what, Yeah, yeah, Morgan like it.
- 2:03:01Speaker 11: I've done it.
- 2:03:01Speaker 1: I'm doing that.
- 2:03:02Speaker 14: That's the thing.
- 2:03:03Speaker 2: And I don't get how swallowing is the good parts
- 2:03:05Speaker 2: to y'all, Like you want to taste it, so the
- 2:03:07Speaker 2: chewing it should be enough.
- 2:03:09Speaker 11: I get that.
- 2:03:10Speaker 4: The mouth feel.
- 2:03:13Speaker 1: Like that should be you're getting the dopamine hit maybe
- 2:03:16Speaker 1: like the taste, and because that used to be a thing,
- 2:03:20Speaker 1: so I think you're even more hungry.
- 2:03:22Speaker 4: But if maybe, if you're not eating for hunger, if
- 2:03:24Speaker 4: you're just eating because it it tastes, you're bored.
- 2:03:28Speaker 1: I agree. The text spitters are quitters. Thank you. Yeah,
- 2:03:32Speaker 1: I don't think man. You know you're eating something or
- 2:03:34Speaker 1: chewing on something really good and then you don't swallow. Yeah.
- 2:03:38Speaker 6: I think you're right, Morgan, Like, that's the pleasure part,
- 2:03:42Speaker 6: but without swallowing the it's the body brain connection. Like, correct,
- 2:03:46Speaker 6: you're not going to feel satisfied.
- 2:03:49Speaker 7: But if you're doing that, you already have disordered thinking.
- 2:03:52Speaker 1: Food also bring to the stable. We're talking about this.
- 2:03:55Speaker 1: There's a reporter on TV we saw and she's lost
- 2:03:59Speaker 1: a ton of weight, like a different person. She looks great,
- 2:04:03Speaker 1: and then I think it was menace pointed out she's like, dude,
- 2:04:04Speaker 1: she looks hello old now though, so question that happens.
- 2:04:08Speaker 1: Would you rather would you be rather be skinny but
- 2:04:13Speaker 1: now you look a lot older because of the weight
- 2:04:17Speaker 1: loss or otherwise? Yeah? Or would you would you rather
- 2:04:21Speaker 1: be fat but look young? I'd rather look thin and
- 2:04:27Speaker 1: old easy? Same yeah, yeah, same, And I've been both
- 2:04:33Speaker 1: from fat and look old. You know which you want
- 2:04:36Speaker 1: to drop? Right exactly?
- 2:04:38Speaker 5: So?
- 2:04:39Speaker 1: So what old a perfect that's the goal.
- 2:04:42Speaker 6: Especially famous people, they lose this point like who are you?
- 2:04:45Speaker 6: You look twenty five years older?
- 2:04:47Speaker 1: Yeah, because people talk about the different side effects of
- 2:04:50Speaker 1: maybe some of the weight loss medications or getting the
- 2:04:52Speaker 1: bariatric surgery and things like that.
- 2:04:54Speaker 3: I always say, when you started looking old doing that
- 2:04:57Speaker 3: kind of stuff is because you decided I'm not going
- 2:05:00Speaker 3: to do any type of activity and I'm just gonna let.
- 2:05:04Speaker 1: Everything to sag. And maybe that's not important, yeah, because
- 2:05:07Speaker 1: when you lose weight super quickly, sometimes it's just the
- 2:05:10Speaker 1: skin loses as you get older, so it's not just
- 2:05:14Speaker 1: going to like spring back. But you know a lot
- 2:05:17Speaker 1: of people when they lose a bunch of weight, even
- 2:05:19Speaker 1: if they are doing the other things they are building muscle,
- 2:05:21Speaker 1: Like without their shirt on, there's still a lot of
- 2:05:25Speaker 1: it's not flab flab, but you know, there's a lot
- 2:05:27Speaker 1: of hang and skin and things like that. So it
- 2:05:29Speaker 1: doesn't matter with your shirt on exactly. Then your face
- 2:05:33Speaker 1: may look like somewhat of a deflated balloon, but you're not.
- 2:05:36Speaker 1: There's plastic surgery. Yeah, but you know, yeah, so and
- 2:05:40Speaker 1: leave your buckle fat where it is. Whatever out Oh
- 2:05:43Speaker 1: my embiolic did you see the thing about her. I
- 2:05:46Speaker 1: just read about that. So she tried this GLP one medication,
- 2:05:51Speaker 1: and she says it wasn't for weight loss conditions. She
- 2:05:55Speaker 1: wasn't doing it for weight loss. She was doing it
- 2:05:57Speaker 1: to help control something else. But she ended up with
- 2:06:01Speaker 1: like these horrific side effects, which included quote explosive diarrhea
- 2:06:06Speaker 1: which for three days. Yeah, but there was It sounded
- 2:06:10Speaker 1: pretty Uh, it sounded pretty awful. Yes, I don't necessarily
- 2:06:13Speaker 1: believe that she didn't do it for any kind of
- 2:06:15Speaker 1: weight loss.
- 2:06:16Speaker 4: Like people are taking it for like I saw the headline,
- 2:06:18Speaker 4: but they don't want to be addictioned.
- 2:06:20Speaker 1: But they don't want to be they don't want to
- 2:06:21Speaker 1: be shamed because yes, and people all the time like it's,
- 2:06:26Speaker 1: you know, cheating. Yes it is. It's absolutely true. Yeah,
- 2:06:30Speaker 1: exactly love it about it. To anybody that wants to
- 2:06:34Speaker 1: know about it. I'll help them learn information about it.
- 2:06:37Speaker 12: Ye.
- 2:06:38Speaker 4: She took it for Graves disease.
- 2:06:40Speaker 14: Okay, it's your eyes.
- 2:06:43Speaker 10: Well, she said, it's a disorder that causes the thyroid
- 2:06:47Speaker 10: gland to produce extra hormones and g l.
- 2:06:50Speaker 1: P ones helping that. I guess her doctors told her.
- 2:06:54Speaker 14: I was gonna say it's it's like saying, oh, I
- 2:06:55Speaker 14: need botox for migrants.
- 2:06:59Speaker 1: I've heard that too. Greg said that at one point, Well,
- 2:07:01Speaker 1: that is a fact. They don't do your Yeah for it.
- 2:07:12Speaker 6: You're not getting botox for migraines on your forehead and
- 2:07:16Speaker 6: your eyes.
- 2:07:17Speaker 1: Like I do the season here. It's full touch hair.
- 2:07:23Speaker 1: You guys are laughing at it like an erroneous assertion.
- 2:07:27Speaker 7: I know that it works.
- 2:07:28Speaker 14: I'm just saying that's how you get insurance to pay
- 2:07:30Speaker 14: for it.
- 2:07:31Speaker 1: Right.
- 2:07:32Speaker 14: Differently, my my boatox is covered by insurance from migraines and.
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- 2:08:07Speaker 1: Easy Today, Greg Gory, Yes, parting words of wisdom please. Yeah,
- 2:08:12Speaker 1: those people who think they know everything are really annoying
- 2:08:15Speaker 1: to those of us who do yeah sea bass, Yeah,
- 2:08:20Speaker 1: I'm staying yeah all right. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
- 2:08:27Speaker 1: Thank you so much for giving the Woody Show some
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- 2:08:30Speaker 1: it to appreciate you for that. The rest of you
- 2:08:32Speaker 1: guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Tuesday.
- 2:08:35Speaker 1: Have a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.