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The Podfodder · Very Fine Friends

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  I don't like not seeing your eyes.
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  Is that too, is that too?
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  No, no, no.
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  I was just trying to be cool.
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  Okay.
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  You look too cool.
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  Thanks.
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  Much appreish.
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  but I need to be able to see when you go
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  oh
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  it was a selfish thing
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  well no but I also
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  it's better to be able
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  okay
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  I was just thinking about how we used to have
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  sheep
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  and goats
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  we had an anchor when I was growing up
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  some reason
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  you said we used to have sheep and goats
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  and I just thought you meant people in general
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  I don't know why I thought
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  and then I was like yeah we did used to
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  We don't anymore.
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  Yeah.
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  Sorry.
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  Keep going.
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  We used to be a proper country with sheeps and goats.
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  So, but like, we're not sheep and goat.
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  We're not like, my dad was never animal people.
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  Yeah.
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  And so, but we had all this property.
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  And so he got these sheep and goats to like eat the grass.
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  Yeah.
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  And like got to a point where they would do such a good job that like he would like loan
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  them out to neighbors.
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  Like his own little lawn business.
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  Yeah.
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  Anyway, so we had two sheep, Whitey and Blacky.
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  and um what color were they i'd rather not say
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  and also i did i might have named them but i don't remember like i was a child i didn't know
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  yeah it was like the best i could do you hadn't blossomed into the full creative person that you
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  are today yeah no i was yeah anyway um so one day i came home and oh by the way so like big
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  property we'd have like parties on this property like if my birthday party my dad like rented a
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  donkey one time for my birthday party and it kicked me i got a kick by the donkey yeah it was horrible
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  i don't know why i laughed i'm sorry it really really hurt did the donkey think that you were
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  a pinata it's just a really bad irony yeah he thought it was his birthday yeah thanks for this
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  fat little pinata um yeah but like why would you let me be behind it yeah you're i know yeah i
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  It was a little donkey.
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  That's probably why I'm still alive.
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  Probably that could have been lethal.
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  So close.
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  Anyway, so one day I came home
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  and I can't remember which one,
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  but one of them was dead.
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  The sheep.
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  And as I found out,
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  I got into the house and my dad goes,
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  hey, I need your help with something in the backyard.
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  And I was like, okay.
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  So we went back there and he opened the gate
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  and it was like swollen, dead.
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  And I'm like,
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  and he's like I know
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  I'm like what happened he goes
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  he died and I'm like
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  oh my god I'm like devastated he goes
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  I need your help getting it in the truck
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  and I'm like what
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  and he like we like grabbed a leg
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  and threw it in the truck
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  and I'm like so sad he's like all right
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  we gotta get rid of it and I'm like
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  I have no ideas about what's coming
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  yeah he drives out to
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  Scottsdale where the freeway hasn't
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  is like being built like
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  goes to an exit that's under like
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  construction and he gets in the back
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  and he just like kicks it into the desert
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  and I'm like
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  watching like
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  and I start crying and then he comes in
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  and he like pat me and he goes it's okay
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  hey it's okay the wolves
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  will come
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  like that's what you
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  were worried about
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  yeah
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  oh
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  Well, welcome to Very Fine Friends.
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  Hey, don't worry.
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  It's biodegradable.
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  Yeah.
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  The wolves will come.
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  It's going to be the title of my autobiography.
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  Well, yeah, good.
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  Yeah, good.
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  Sorry that happened to you.
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  Thanks, man.
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  but i'm ultimately not sorry because your childhood
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  has reaped a lot of benefits for me personally and for the pod it's great pod fodder yeah
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  potter thank you fodder for the pod fodder oh the pod fodder they'll never go against the
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  if we ever do a secondary podcast we gotta lock that name down pod fodder yeah yeah okay
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  oh shoot now i'm wondering if it's available it's gotta be i don't i hope so i doubt anyone's
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  as clever as us yeah um uh we'll lock it down look for that everywhere that you get your podcasts
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  yeah be prepared to listen to two podcasts yeah very similar yes it's just more stories of
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  Francis's childhood,
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  which that would sell.
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  I think you should write a little memoir.
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  You think?
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  Yes.
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  Although I am worried that every story would,
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  would be like,
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  I was about 10 and I graduated college.
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  Then you get sued for spreading libel about the release date of
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  expendables too.
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  Yeah.
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  That's this statute of limitations is going to be up on.
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  It's just so funny to me that that never occurred to you.
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  Okay.
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  The Spindles 2 came out in 2012.
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  I can't do this anymore.
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  So this was after the release of it.
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  Francis and I are the same age.
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  Stop it.
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  Stop.
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  I've got to find out something.
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  Okay.
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  You talk and I'll find out.
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  Yes.
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  But yeah, all of your memories, you loosely seem to be about 10.
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  It was a very formative time for you.
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  A lot happened at a short period of time.
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  Yeah.
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  Quick interruption.
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  Every week on the podcast, we do something where our producer Joe gives Francis and I each our own
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  secret word. Throughout the course of the podcast, we need to find a way to slip the secret word
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  into our conversation without the other person noticing. If the other person can correctly guess
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  the secret word, they get a point. And right before we die, we add up all the points.
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  And then we get a prize, whoever has the most points for guessing the most secret words.
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  Here's Joe with today's secret words.
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  Jenna's secret word is microscopic.
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  Jenna's decoy word is heartland.
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  Francis's secret word is hysterectomy.
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  Francis's decoy word is commentaries.
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  Back to the pod.
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  Well, this one thing that I know that you don't make up or you don't have foggy memories on.
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  Your inventions of the week.
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  Inventions.
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  Sorry, Francis is still looking things up.
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  I don't know if he's ready.
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  You want my invention?
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  Oh, are you kidding?
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  Give it to me.
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  I want it.
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  You ready to be invented?
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  Yeah.
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  Give me that.
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  Yeah.
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  Give me that.
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  Okay.
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  Well, this week is very special.
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  Oh, good.
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  You know how they say necessity is the mother of invention?
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  I do.
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  Yeah.
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  You know how it's Mother's Day?
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  I'm kidding.
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  Oh, damn it.
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  No.
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  I really wanted to see where that train was going.
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  No, I just heard, you know, my brain was like,
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  Mother's Day.
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  No, say it.
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  Say it.
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  You're a loser if you don't say.
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  Okay, so
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  this, so I was
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  planning like future travel and I was like,
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  like,
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  it was expensive to fly. Oh, I don't believe in saying things
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  are expensive because I feel
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  that I'm rich. Yeah. But if I
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  put my mind in someone else's
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  poor shoes,
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  flying is expensive for them
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  and renting a car is expensive for them.
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  I thought to myself,
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  hmm,
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  how can I solve this problem?
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  Jenna.
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  Yeah.
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  Let's say you are planning a trip.
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  Okay.
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  You're going from Phoenix to Tanu.
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  Or Cancun, for example.
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  Cancun.
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  When you mouth the word Cancun, sometimes it looks like Tanu.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  That place, Tanu.
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  I didn't even see him do it.
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  I knew he was saying Cancun because we were just talking about Cancun.
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  Okay.
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  Anyway,
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  so yeah,
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  you're going to drive down there,
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  right?
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  Kind of expensive for some people.
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  Yeah.
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  Gas.
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  And yeah.
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  And if you don't want to the wear and tear on your own car and so you rent a
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  car.
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  Yeah.
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  You're talking.
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  I know.
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  Buku.
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  Not to mention driving takes a long time.
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  That time.
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  your time is worth something that's money. Yeah, that's cash money, cash money in the
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  building. And you to deal with the border. Yeah, if you're going to Cancun, you have
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  to deal with the border. Got to go deal with the border. I don't know, which by the way,
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  I don't know if that's a stressful experience or not, but I imagine it would be like regardless
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  of whether it's lawful or unlawful. Going down there. I mean, as long as you don't forget
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  your passport, it's probably fine. Yeah, we go down. We've been to Rocky Point without
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  a passport and they're just like come on in yeah they're like where are you from like america
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  they're like okay you said it the right way so you get to come in land of eagles bitch
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  anyway i had a great idea for an app it is an app where basically you put in this is where i'm
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  starting from this is where i'm going and it connects you with people who are looking for
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  trips around the same time, going to the same place.
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  And it hooks you up with people so you can share costs.
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  So there's a little filter where it's like,
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  I'm willing to drive or I'm open to driving with you.
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  And then it maps out based on the type of car,
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  like how far it is and how much a profit will cost in gas.
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  And it splits everything out.
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  And it basically connects you with people
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  so that you can have a nice affordable journey.
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  Okay.
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  I could definitely see people using that.
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  Um,
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  I can't see myself using that.
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  That sounds like a freaking nightmare.
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  It's a road trip with strangers.
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  But that,
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  does it also come with a shotgun so you can kill them and or yourself?
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  You really don't want a shotgun in such tight quarters.
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  Well,
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  yeah,
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  you also don't want strangers in tight quarters.
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  Well,
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  there's a couple things that we can do to mitigate this.
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  I want strangers in loose dimes.
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  Nice.
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  Yeah.
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  What?
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  As opposed to tight quarters,
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  loose dimes.
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  Oh,
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  nice,
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  nice,
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  nice.
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  All dimes are loose.
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  That's my second book.
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  You can,
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  so let's say you're a lady and you don't want to be paired with men.
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  There's an option for that.
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  Like put me with women only.
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  Oh,
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  good.
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  So they all die in a car crash.
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  None of them can drive.
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  I didn't laugh at that.
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  he was laughing at something else yeah a bird flew by with a newspaper
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  and the newspaper had a joke written on it a joke about women drivers um so there's that um
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  these are all there's like a background check you which like is an extra level so like not everyone
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  like has one but if you're willing to like pay the fee to have it done then you're like a verified
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  whatever so you can say i only want verified people keep in mind background checks only
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  know of things you've can can got for a little thing can you say i only want unverified people
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  i want it to be a i want to roll i'm going to roll the dice on this yeah yeah yeah um but you
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  know for people who aren't worried about the stranger thing it could even be for hotels like
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  oh, this hotel is going to cost me a thousand bucks.
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  It's got two queen beds.
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  You coming 500 bucks.
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  I mean, this, okay.
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  Let me put it this way.
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  This isn't a bad idea for some people.
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  It is a terrible idea for me.
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  I would never, ever use it, but people are insane.
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  She loves it.
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  And they would do this.
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  They would absolutely do this.
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  this would succeed.
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  This would succeed.
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  Not because of us,
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  but it would succeed.
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  Well,
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  I would like,
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  here's my thing.
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  Because of insane people.
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  I can think of a time when I like,
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  I think as a man,
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  I,
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  I don't have like the same concerns or like worries or whatever.
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  Like sometimes some people do,
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  but like there's been times where it's like,
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  ugh,
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  I'm going on this really long trip.
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  I would definitely have like taken someone with me to like share the cost.
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  You know,
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  especially if you're going cross country.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  I mean,
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  you've driven cross country.
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  That's a 29 hour drive.
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  it's like, oh, it would have been nice if someone else could take over.
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  Yeah.
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  I guess that's part of the reason why people pick up hitchhikers.
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  Yeah.
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  Both people just like point guns at each other the whole time while we're driving.
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  Just to be safe.
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  I trust you this is just a technicality Okay yeah Now I just thinking about the people that would do this and that would be some some weird weird it like a greyhound bus station
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  yeah exactly i'm just saying like that exists
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  yeah but this is but you're saying greyhound but let's make it more personal
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  let's get to know each other eliminate the 50 rows between us yeah hey hey let's share a radio
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  and small talk and our slogan is not everyone's a psycho a little asterisk but some people are
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  but anyone that uses this is okay so would it just be for car rides there's no well there's
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  no really way to do this for planes that's just that's just chartering a flight yeah no but like
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  I said, hotels. Yeah. So like, if you're thinking about flying somewhere, it's going to be like,
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  Oh, I'm flying here on this day. These are the days I'm going to be out here. Let's share a hotel
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  when people do hostels, which is like same concept as like being in close quarters with strangers.
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  Yeah, that's true. People do do hostels. Um, but again, I would think of that as like
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  youth does hostels. I could see college kids doing this as long as they knew they were doing
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  it with other college kids.
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  Well, you can have an age filter too.
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  And that would actually be fun because then it's like, oh, I'm like potentially making
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  friends with other people my age on this trip.
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  And also I'm a college kid, so I need to discount this.
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  Yeah.
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  Aren't we all just college kids who got older?
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  Wow.
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  That was really deep, Francis.
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  That's the tagline for this invention.
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  Yes.
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  So something like this doesn't already exist.
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  I hope not.
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  I mean, I don't think so.
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  Is this?
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  No, it's new.
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  Okay.
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  Isn't this, is Groupon like this?
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  No, it's not.
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  Groupon is nothing like, Groupon doesn't do this.
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  Well, I know they don't do like travel stuff,
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  but isn't their thing like pooling people for like activities
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  and getting a discount?
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  It's more like businesses give a coupon at scale.
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  Yeah, coupon at scale.
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  This is not like my thing at all.
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  My thing is new and fresh and new.
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  Your thing is discounts with a group.
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  it's nothing like coupon at scale well i guess it's like you're not really giving a disc you're
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  and this you're not really giving a discount no you're just facilitating things to make it cheaper
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  yeah and when you go like the gas is still going to be the same price right and we know the latest
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  prices so that's how our like technology is like oh this is about what it's going to cost you in
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  gas depending on if you stop at these places so you can like budget which is good to know too so
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  So do people pay?
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  How do we make money off of this?
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  Do people pay?
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  Selling their personal information.
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  Yeah.
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  Okay, so they don't pay.
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  So it's like anything that's free.
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  If it's free, you're the product.
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  Yeah, but also, let's look at this.
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  You know how Expedia and Hotels.com, whatever,
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  how they work with hotels to get better pricing?
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  Yeah.
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  And they take a cut?
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  We do the same thing with hotels.
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  So it's like, oh, we could recommend XYZ hotels along your route.
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  Book through us.
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  We get a cut.
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  Damn, that's good.
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  But we have the additional layer of pricing out your trip
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  and connecting you with other people that will take that trip with you.
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  Yeah, and just like some other apps that exist currently,
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  people can be rated, you know?
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  Oh, so you can rate your fellow travelers?
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  It was a read.
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  Yeah.
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  Like if you have a good experience,
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  It's like, hey, I had a great time with so-and-so.
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  How quickly would that, I worry about that rating system.
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  I mean, that's a good idea if people are honest in it and don't like.
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  But what if someone just hates the music someone plays and they're like, one star?
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  Well, there'll be different.
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  So it's like, you know, when you when you have like you go to a restaurant and they have like the thing, it's like pay on this tablet.
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  And then they always want you to do a survey.
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  And it's like, how was your experience?
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  How was the food?
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  How was the environment?
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  How was your server?
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  It'll be like that.
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  How big were her knockers?
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  Why do you think I'm doing the survey?
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  You know what I mean?
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  So it could be like music taste.
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  We jived.
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  Yeah, maybe that.
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  I mean, if you're doing a road trip, music takes should be a filter.
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  Well, we can connect Spotify and Apple Music
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  that can look at people's playlists and things that they like
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  and be like, ooh, you have a 20% chance
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  of having a good musical trip with this person.
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  Or it can connect you with people who like,
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  you guys have similar tastes.
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  And Spotify has that thing now where you can do a blend
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  where you scan each other's account or whatever
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  and then it creates a playlist based on your music taste.
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  I guess that would make it more palatable
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  if every other song was one of your songs.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  And then you might find a couple from the other person that you enjoy and then it's a
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  net positive.
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  Hmm.
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  Mm hmm.
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  Yep.
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  So what do we think?
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  Uh, I think again, I, I act, I do think this would work.
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  I, I would, I would hope that it would be only a like microscopic amount of people that
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  use this service but i know that it would be used by like way more people than i thought yeah um
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  because people do insane things all the time that i don't understand
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  um i a hundred percent this would be great for college kids
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  um we can even do like verified like oh i'm with a comment i'm a student and like it verifies
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  you're like student status you know yeah partnering with colleges yeah um
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  yeah
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  but then what kind of college student doesn't have their own friends that they can do stuff with
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  well sometimes it's like i'm going home i need someone who's going where i'm going
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  not that i want like i can't i don't have friends to be with it's just my friends are in cancun and
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  I'm going to Whippany.
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  Whippany?
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  Is that a real place?
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  Yeah.
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  Just outside to new.
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  Okay.
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  Whippany's real.
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  Okay.
• 20:34
  Excuse me.
• 20:35
  Careful.
• 20:37
  She coughs when she likes my ideas.
• 20:40
  So good.
• 20:43
  What do you want to call this service?
• 20:45
  I was thinking Weber.
• 20:48
  like uber but we we uber yeah yeah yeah okay spelled out that looks like
• 21:03
  what was the last name oh dr and mrs weber i like how you gave them credentials that's good
• 21:10
  That's good.
• 21:12
  Something with like transit, group.
• 21:18
  Transient.
• 21:22
  Is there something that means cool that rhymes with hitch?
• 21:31
  Switch hiking.
• 21:33
  Switch hiking?
• 21:34
  That sounds like a sexual thing.
• 21:36
  Yeah, it does.
• 21:37
  I'm writing it down anyway.
• 21:38
  switch hiking your secret word
• 21:40
  I don't find it at the end
• 21:43
  fellowship
• 21:44
  is that a suggestion
• 21:47
  fellowship yeah oh because a ship
• 21:49
  moves and you're doing it with fellows
• 21:51
  yeah and it's like
• 21:53
  the fellowship at the ring you know
• 21:55
  they were all a bunch of people who didn't know
• 21:57
  each other that just got together to go to the same
• 21:59
  place you're right
• 22:00
  and they probably all paid less
• 22:02
  because they went together
• 22:04
  see yeah
• 22:05
  too bad pay less is taken
• 22:08
  wait uh yeah well we can put the shoe is the shoe store that is still in business
• 22:14
  no i haven't seen it in a while i know me neither there's one literally around the corner from here
• 22:19
  oh really open or board it up i have the sign is still up oh that could just be a house for birds
• 22:26
  yeah it's just a house for birds uh and i don't mean ladies
• 22:34
  whose car gets used or do you rent a car you say like oh i'm interested in renting
• 22:42
  well you check boxes so it's like i'm open to renting or i'm open to you drive like your car
• 22:48
  or i'm open to you using my car right and then you kind of work out but then you have to like
• 22:53
  clarify what kind of a car you have so that i mean it can be in your profile yeah um but then
• 22:59
  someone who uses their own car should obviously pay less because there's wear and tear on the car
• 23:05
  yeah and our our system we have an algorithm that that appropriately calculates the amount of wear
• 23:11
  versus the distance like what have you okay yeah good good for our algorithm thank god we wrote
• 23:18
  that thing oh yeah it was that was lucky we would just we just did that just to have you know like
• 23:24
  Yeah.
• 23:24
  Better to have it.
• 23:25
  Just like put it in a drawer.
• 23:26
  Yeah.
• 23:27
  And then thank God you remembered about it and dusted it off.
• 23:31
  Oh,
• 23:31
  it came to me in a dream.
• 23:32
  I was like,
• 23:33
  oh,
• 23:33
  algorithm.
• 23:34
  Yeah.
• 23:35
  Yeah.
• 23:36
  I woke up screaming.
• 23:36
  Yeah.
• 23:40
  Oh,
• 23:40
  she likes it.
• 23:43
  Um,
• 23:44
  all right.
• 23:45
  So fellowship,
• 23:46
  fellowship is a good name.
• 23:49
  Something with fleet fleeting.
• 23:54
  nice still instead of hostile.
• 23:57
  Oh,
• 23:58
  cause yeah,
• 23:59
  no,
• 23:59
  people are nice.
• 23:59
  I see what you're doing.
• 24:00
  Yeah,
• 24:01
  that's good.
• 24:02
  Share reason.
• 24:04
  I don't do the names share,
• 24:07
  share,
• 24:08
  share,
• 24:09
  but like the lady,
• 24:10
  like you're sharing the singer share.
• 24:13
  Yeah.
• 24:14
  Or car.
• 24:18
  I think it's so fascinating to watch your mind work.
• 24:20
  very good Francis
• 24:26
  what was the thing you said something that means cool
• 24:34
  but rhymes with hitch yeah like bitch
• 24:37
  bitch oh that's
• 24:41
  where you were going with that bitch
• 24:43
  yeah
• 24:44
  thumbs
• 24:48
  let's call it thumbs
• 24:50
  Joe, you're a little young, but that's what
• 24:54
  hitchhikers used to do. I know, Francis.
• 24:56
  Oh. Also, what do you mean
• 24:58
  I'm a little young? We're the same age.
• 25:00
  I know. You both were 10 when
• 25:02
  Expendables 2 came out. That's right.
• 25:04
  100%.
• 25:04
  Something I wish would go away.
• 25:07
  All right.
• 25:09
  I'll pause on that.
• 25:12
  I'll stop
• 25:12
  being obsessed with
• 25:15
  that idea. It was so funny
• 25:18
  to me. Did you ever think that maybe this is related to my trauma
• 25:19
  but I don't know times.
• 25:22
  Who knows what happened to me when you see a dead bloated sheep,
• 25:24
  you just lose all perspective.
• 25:28
  Yes.
• 25:29
  Time stands still.
• 25:31
  When you get kicked in the chest by a miniature donkey.
• 25:34
  Okay.
• 25:35
  Time stops flowing linearly.
• 25:41
  I think thumbs is a funny name.
• 25:46
  Summer.
• 25:48
  Are you a summer?
• 25:49
  oh yeah I thumb
• 25:50
  oh you thumb
• 25:51
  when was the last time you got thumbed
• 25:54
  oh
• 25:55
  I want it to be like
• 25:58
  I want it to be so popular
• 25:59
  that it becomes I forget what it's called
• 26:02
  but like when a brand becomes the name of
• 26:04
  like the generic like Kleenex
• 26:06
  like Kleenex
• 26:06
  so I want instead of people saying
• 26:10
  vacation I'm
• 26:12
  thumbing I'm thumbing to
• 26:13
  oh yeah where
• 26:15
  where do you thumber
• 26:16
  that is that is so the slogan oh that's that now it has to be named
• 26:26
  although it would be funny to not call it thumbs and then just have people just
• 26:32
  figure it out on their own
• 26:35
  yes that's it
• 26:41
  oh my god oh wow well go to very fine friends.com to get more info on this i'm i'm assuming that
• 26:54
  you can go to thumbs.com to sign up and let us know what kind of filters how you want to be able
• 27:02
  to filter your your fellow passengers like obviously uh gender is a big one age would be a
• 27:09
  big one um music taste but i mean is there a way i guess to generally because this like once we're
• 27:17
  doing these filters it actually is like starts getting into kind of like a friendship app if
• 27:21
  you're like well yeah i was like people in your town and then if you can like filter on like
• 27:25
  do you like tv shows like do you like mr show like fiction books i like fiction books yeah well
• 27:33
  i was the whole time you were describing it i was thinking like i give it six months before this
• 27:38
  turns into a hookup app.
• 27:41
  Hey whatever happens happens And I not saying that not bad that that not good for business I just saying that would still be a moneymaker Yeah Where you meet your husband He thumbed me
• 27:57
  We thumbered into new.
• 28:05
  Yeah.
• 28:05
  So let us know how you want to filter your fellow thumbers.
• 28:08
  Yeah.
• 28:11
  we'll make it happen.
• 28:13
  We got that algorithm.
• 28:15
  We can do whatever we want.
• 28:16
  Yeah.
• 28:16
  All right.
• 28:17
  Stay tuned.
• 28:17
  We're smart.
• 28:18
  We're not film.
• 28:22
  This is going to be big.
• 28:23
  Huge hit.
• 28:23
  Huge hit.
• 28:24
  Huge.
• 28:24
  Yeah.
• 28:26
  Huge.
• 28:28
  That wraps up the invention of the week.
• 28:32
  Okay.
• 28:34
  So it takes us to our next segment.
• 28:38
  you smell like my great uncle peter
• 28:42
  wait a minute great uncle peter is that you
• 28:47
  do you want to describe this one or should i describe it maybe you should just go for it
• 28:56
  okay yeah all right we'll just go for it i think the audience is smart yeah of course
• 29:04
  They're sizzlers, they get it.
• 29:05
  They're sizzling thumbs.
• 29:10
  Thumbslot.
• 29:15
  Okay, great.
• 29:17
  Jenna, who do you want to be?
• 29:20
  Or do you just want to be them?
• 29:21
  I'll be the people.
• 29:23
  Okay, be the people.
• 29:30
  Hi, welcome to my fabric store.
• 29:33
  is the first time I'm seeing you in here.
• 29:35
  Well, it's my first time in here.
• 29:37
  That explains it.
• 29:39
  Well, let me know if I can help you with anything.
• 29:41
  We've got a bunch of stuff.
• 29:44
  Janet?
• 29:46
  No.
• 29:46
  Janet.
• 29:47
  No, no, no, no.
• 29:48
  It's Barbara.
• 29:49
  No.
• 29:50
  No, you're Janet.
• 29:51
  No, no, I'm Barbara.
• 29:53
  You're in Barb's linens right now.
• 29:55
  Oh my God, it's just uncanny.
• 29:58
  I'm sorry, I don't mean to unload this on you,
• 29:59
  but you have the same wig.
• 30:03
  It's Janet.
• 30:05
  What was this?
• 30:06
  Well, it's a wig.
• 30:07
  God had a funny sense of humor,
• 30:08
  stitching it into my head.
• 30:10
  Because it's all real, baby.
• 30:12
  It's all real.
• 30:13
  Oh, I'm sorry.
• 30:14
  It's just Janet died.
• 30:17
  Oh, my goodness.
• 30:18
  I'm so sorry.
• 30:19
  It's just your wig.
• 30:20
  It looks just like her.
• 30:21
  Oh, okay.
• 30:22
  Again, not a wig.
• 30:23
  Right.
• 30:24
  And she ran a fabric shop.
• 30:26
  And I thought when I walked in here,
• 30:28
  Barb was code for Janet.
• 30:30
  Oh, no.
• 30:31
  Barb's code for Barbara.
• 30:32
  okay that's yeah that's again god had a funny sense of humor if he gave me the name barbara
• 30:40
  and wanted me to be called janet okay let me just try one more thing magnets magnets on the wall
• 30:46
  who's gonna go to them all janet oh no i didn't know that was just a guess that was it that was
• 30:54
  our secret song me and janet that was that was just a rhyming guess i just i just i sounded like
• 31:01
  you wanted a rhyme there. I really can't be in here anymore. Oh, you sure? We got a new, we, uh,
• 31:06
  we have a whole bunch of gingham in our, in our heartland connection. That was Janet's middle
• 31:11
  name, Janet gingham. Oh, I didn't mean to evoke, would you like a good, here, let me bring you
• 31:17
  over. We got the farm section and here's the aforementioned heartland section. Janet had a
• 31:23
  heart. Oh yeah. Yeah. Physical and metaphorical big heart. Oh, well it sounds like she was a real
• 31:29
  special lady she was her heart exploded on a plane have you been on a plane oh yes yeah wait i i yes
• 31:36
  i did well yeah most people have been on a plane that's not true is it no most americans but that's
• 31:45
  not what you said okay i used to i don't think of anyone outside of america as people okay
• 31:51
  that's my fatal flaw oh surprisingly it's a very common opinion by owners of
• 31:58
  linen stores why janet feel the same way she did she did oh well i'm very sorry for your loss
• 32:07
  thank you let me know if you want any corduroy all right absolutely did you say corduroy i did
• 32:12
  i said corduroy that was her last name janet gingham corduroy that's why she opened the
• 32:18
  fabric store. Oh, well, I guess that makes, oh, honey, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you're just
• 32:25
  going right in for the hug. You're, you're putting your, your head on my shoulder. Yeah.
• 32:29
  And oh my God, similar buzz. Oh yeah. Again, God given they weren't that I believe. They
• 32:38
  I'm lying. Actually they're fake. Well, I just did. I didn't want to tell a stranger
• 32:46
  about my fake boobs.
• 32:47
  I'm not a stranger.
• 32:48
  We've known each other for years.
• 32:50
  I'm not Janet.
• 32:51
  Janet.
• 32:52
  I'm not Janet.
• 32:54
  Here's my card.
• 32:55
  Oh.
• 32:56
  Oh.
• 32:57
  Just says your name in a QR code.
• 33:01
  You just get it.
• 33:02
  Okay.
• 33:02
  I'm so Janet.
• 33:04
  I'm excited.
• 33:06
  Let me ask you something.
• 33:07
  Yeah.
• 33:08
  Do you have kids?
• 33:10
  Well, I'm scared to answer this one.
• 33:12
  yeah yeah i have kids can you still oh hey now no i'm just curious because
• 33:22
  hey now hey now hey now janet was forced to stop she was forced to stop yeah who forced her
• 33:31
  the doctor why would a doctor do that she went in for an appendectomy and he gave her a hysterectomy
• 33:37
  instead. Oh my God. She wanted 10 more kids, but she couldn't. Is that your story?
• 33:42
  No, no, I have 10 kids. So I, I, I have, I have 10 already.
• 33:52
  This is, I, I, I, I really hate to keep reminding you of Janet. I'm not trying to remind you of
• 33:57
  Janet. Okay. Okay. All right. Well then maybe if you're not going to buy anything,
• 34:05
  maybe you stop clinging to me like dear life you want me to let go yeah i would i would i you know
• 34:11
  i gotta do i gotta do inventory okay i need my i need my arms for that yeah i can help
• 34:17
  oh no that's okay i know fabric terms spoon do you say spoon spool oh spool bobbin
• 34:25
  bobbin yeah needle barbs bobbins oh that's good yeah thanks that's what i always say to myself
• 34:32
  when I'm unpacking the bobbins.
• 34:33
  Janet talked to herself.
• 34:35
  She was medicated for it.
• 34:37
  Oh, well, they better not put me on anything.
• 34:40
  I like, it's just usually me in here,
• 34:43
  so I talk to myself quite a bit.
• 34:45
  Would it be weird if I asked to work here?
• 34:48
  Yes, that would be weird.
• 34:50
  Again, please, please stop clinging to me.
• 34:53
  Stop clinging to me like your life depends on it.
• 34:55
  I'm going to need to ask you to scoot on out of here.
• 35:00
  wow you're really bold you know janet had a lot of commentaries too oh okay yeah um okay
• 35:09
  uh oh no you're you've moved down from my upper torso to my leg you're just
• 35:15
  clinging to my legs i just want to see your veins oh yeah they're varicose yeah guess
• 35:20
  i'm not even gonna say it what well janet had those yeah of course yeah yeah a map of varicose
• 35:28
  fangs it was like the london the tube the tube yeah you could get anywhere on janet's legs
• 35:33
  i got piccadilly circus myself i i understand uh okay all right i'll go all right i'll just
• 35:47
  leave i guess thank you okay thank you
• 35:49
  Oh, wow.
• 35:55
  That was tough in there.
• 36:01
  Hey, Daryl, I'm going to need you to come into my office.
• 36:08
  Dad?
• 36:09
  Stop calling me dad.
• 36:10
  I'm your boss.
• 36:11
  Sorry.
• 36:12
  It's just the cologne.
• 36:13
  What is it?
• 36:14
  was this,
• 36:16
  were you the one
• 36:17
  that went down to the factory
• 36:20
  and told all the workers they could leave early
• 36:22
  that day? Me?
• 36:24
  Yeah. You wanted to be a hero?
• 36:26
  Yeah. You wanted to be a hero for a day?
• 36:29
  Yeah. I'm sure
• 36:30
  they loved it. I watched the footage back.
• 36:32
  They all yelled. They carried you around
• 36:34
  on their shoulders.
• 36:36
  Sorry, Dad.
• 36:38
  Okay.
• 36:39
  Don't call me, don't call me, Dad.
• 36:42
  I'm sorry.
• 36:43
  It is very, look, I know it's not usual for you to talk to the actual owner of the company.
• 36:50
  There's like at least 10 managers in between us, but they didn't know how to handle this situation.
• 36:57
  They had to kick it all the way to the top, which is why you're here.
• 36:59
  You're tough but firm, just like my father.
• 37:02
  Okay, but you do know I'm not your father, right?
• 37:06
  It's not that you're him, it's just that you're so much like him.
• 37:11
  You could be him.
• 37:11
  If my dad died.
• 37:13
  Oh, yeah.
• 37:14
  Okay.
• 37:15
  In a warehouse fire.
• 37:17
  Hey, why a warehouse fire?
• 37:20
  What are you planning on doing with that?
• 37:22
  Nothing.
• 37:23
  Okay, good.
• 37:24
  I'm just saying you could step in and it would be like I never lost anything.
• 37:29
  That's how much you guys are alike.
• 37:31
  Okay.
• 37:32
  All right.
• 37:33
  Look, could you, could you hand me, could you hand me that, that lighter?
• 37:38
  I'm gonna.
• 37:39
  No, I can hand you this.
• 37:40
  embroidered thing i made you it says best dad oh whoa wow you really did you hand stitch this
• 37:49
  yeah and guess what oh that's is that my face it's your face and your bod yeah but
• 37:55
  how did you know about why am i naked how did you know about my mole i called mom
• 38:02
  okay yeah leave my wife out of this okay sorry sorry she's she's not exactly what i wanted in
• 38:13
  life but this is where we are i get it she's more of a cooker than a looker that's what i always say
• 38:20
  she was either one of those things oh dad she's not a looker or a she's an order she's an order
• 38:26
  in her. She's a bag. Yeah. Yeah. Well, use that.
• 38:30
  It not me. Don't tell her. Oh, I wouldn't. I would never tell mom that.
• 38:35
  Anyway, thank you for giving me this job. I know I didn't earn it.
• 38:38
  No, no, no. You were not. No, this isn't. This is
• 38:42
  not a nepotism thing. You're not here because of nepotism.
• 38:46
  Now you're trying to spare my feelings, but we both know what you did. Wink, wink, shoulder.
• 38:49
  I love you, Papa. Go. Well, hey, hey, no. Definitely
• 38:53
  don't call me papa you're right we're not and so let's put the love they now we need to go back to
• 38:59
  this the reason that you're here oh yeah the warehouse workers we lost a day's work because
• 39:06
  of your shenanigans and uh quite frankly uh this we didn't have such a robust hr system i'd fire
• 39:16
  you on the spot but apparently you need to go through several levels of review oh i get it
• 39:21
  You're worried that you don't know what to do with me because you're between a rock and a hard place.
• 39:28
  No, no, no.
• 39:29
  I'm between your idiocy and HR.
• 39:31
  I know what to do with you.
• 39:33
  If I had my druthers, you'd be out on your ass.
• 39:35
  You're worried that if you don't do the right thing, they're going to think it's because you're my dad.
• 39:42
  No.
• 39:43
  Do people think that you're my son?
• 39:45
  Have you been telling people you're my son?
• 39:47
  Yes, we look so much alike.
• 39:48
  We don't look anything alike.
• 39:49
  I go home and I look at my quote unquote real father with nothing but rage.
• 39:55
  You, I'm, I am a, I am a chart stocky bald man.
• 40:01
  You are six, seven and thin as a whip and ginger.
• 40:06
  What do you, what is, sorry, I stubbed my toe.
• 40:11
  Have you ever stubbed your toe dad?
• 40:13
  Of course I've stubbed my toe.
• 40:15
  That's a human thing.
• 40:16
  That's not a, see, that's not a genetic thing.
• 40:19
  That's not stubbing toes is not passed down through jeans.
• 40:23
  How big is your toe?
• 40:25
  Toe size.
• 40:27
  Let's take our shoes off.
• 40:29
  I'm not dope.
• 40:30
  Hey, but your shoes.
• 40:32
  Stop taking my shoes.
• 40:33
  Come on.
• 40:34
  Take it off.
• 40:35
  God damn wrong day to wear loafers.
• 40:37
  Oh, and look at that huge ass toe.
• 40:41
  Yes, I have a big toe.
• 40:42
  Look at mine.
• 40:44
  Yours is.
• 40:45
  Oh, they match.
• 40:47
  Why is the hair braided on your toes?
• 40:49
  What are you?
• 40:50
  Oh, I went to the beach.
• 40:54
  I got a service.
• 40:55
  They offered.
• 40:55
  Bill is a little fancy.
• 40:58
  Yeah.
• 40:59
  Yeah.
• 40:59
  It's hard to get out.
• 41:00
  Honestly.
• 41:01
  No.
• 41:02
  Well, my dad, I disappoint.
• 41:03
  Are you ashamed of me, father?
• 41:06
  I'm not your father.
• 41:07
  I'm not your father.
• 41:09
  You just remind me of him so much.
• 41:12
  Really?
• 41:12
  Did he want to fire you too?
• 41:14
  Because that's what I'd like to do.
• 41:16
  Wow.
• 41:17
  I'm just grateful to have a father figure like you who's willing to give it to
• 41:21
  me straight. You're not pulling any punches.
• 41:24
  I mean only the ones that I'm required by HR to, to pull,
• 41:29
  which is the not firing you until you've gone through a sufficient review
• 41:31
  process punch But look just stay away from the warehouse Okay Stay away from me Can I have the rest of the day off because i think i need to reflect maybe i get some lunch or something i don know i you wait i
• 41:50
  you're being reprimanded and you want the day off well it seems like you don't want to be around me
• 41:54
  no i don't i definitely don't i'd like you to go back and do your job though
• 41:57
  Okay, sure thing, Dad
• 42:01
  Oh, get out
• 42:04
  Excuse me, miss, I'm ready to order
• 42:11
  Oh, okay, yeah, what could I get you?
• 42:13
  I was thinking about number two
• 42:16
  Ooh, good choice, good order
• 42:19
  Uh-huh, number two
• 42:22
  I'm sorry, you must get this all the time
• 42:24
  What?
• 42:26
  Are you my sister?
• 42:30
  Do I?
• 42:31
  No.
• 42:31
  No.
• 42:32
  Yeah, it's your perfume.
• 42:34
  You think that I get that all the time, people asking me if I'm their sister?
• 42:39
  Well, you know how some people say you got a familiar face?
• 42:43
  Oh, yeah, I do get that.
• 42:44
  I get that a lot.
• 42:45
  Yeah, you're giving big sister energy.
• 42:47
  I am a...
• 42:49
  You are a big sister?
• 42:50
  I am a big sister, yeah.
• 42:51
  Oh, my God.
• 42:52
  But I know who my siblings are.
• 42:54
  You know who your dad is?
• 42:55
  yes he work at a warehouse he runs one yes this is interesting okay i get get in here
• 43:05
  get in here no big hug big hug oh okay um all right okay all right i'll get you that number
• 43:16
  two one last smell oh okay you're sniffing me now um oh i want you to sit down because i have
• 43:21
  something big to tell you.
• 43:24
  Hon, I
• 43:25
  I'm being folksy when I call you hon.
• 43:27
  Okay, it's not. I know you're my sister.
• 43:30
  I'm not reading into it.
• 43:32
  I got some huge time.
• 43:34
  Oh God. Okay.
• 43:36
  All right. I have like
• 43:37
  30 seconds and then I got to go put your order
• 43:39
  in and I got to hit up some other tables.
• 43:41
  Hey sis, I got you. All right. Hang on.
• 43:43
  Let me sorry. I'm on skates.
• 43:45
  I know it's a skate restaurant. It's great.
• 43:47
  I wear skates too.
• 43:49
  We're skating fans.
• 43:50
  You know, the customers don't have to wear skates in here.
• 43:55
  It's just we get to.
• 43:56
  Yeah.
• 43:56
  Okay.
• 43:57
  All right.
• 43:57
  Well, all right.
• 43:58
  I'm sitting.
• 43:58
  Okay.
• 43:59
  Hold my hand.
• 43:59
  This is big.
• 44:00
  Oh, okay.
• 44:02
  Oh, it's wet.
• 44:02
  Yeah, I know.
• 44:05
  I found Aunt Janet.
• 44:08
  Who's, wait.
• 44:10
  Who's Aunt Janet?
• 44:12
  She's running a fabric shop down the street.
• 44:15
  She's calling herself Barb.
• 44:17
  Oh, no.
• 44:19
  Barb's Linens, Barb?
• 44:20
  She's alive.
• 44:21
  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 44:23
  It's just Barb.
• 44:24
  She comes in here every day for lunch, gets a tuna melt.
• 44:27
  Oh, my God.
• 44:28
  You knew this whole time?
• 44:30
  No, I know Barb.
• 44:32
  She's not.
• 44:33
  Well, first of all, let's take a couple steps back.
• 44:36
  We're not related.
• 44:37
  Okay.
• 44:38
  Our first sibling fight.
• 44:39
  Love it.
• 44:39
  So cute.
• 44:40
  Okay.
• 44:41
  No, no, no, no, no.
• 44:43
  No, we're not.
• 44:45
  We are.
• 44:47
  It's the perfume.
• 44:48
  the this is this is white diamonds elizabeth taylor i know i i got it for you for your birthday
• 44:58
  no no no no i no no no i i got a teen vogue magazine and there was an insert in there and
• 45:08
  i i just rubbed the i rubbed the paper on my on my arms what's your name veronica veronica get
• 45:15
  fucking real you're my sister we're not related yes we are oh really yeah really yeah then you
• 45:23
  would know the family fight song yeah of course okay what is it are you ready yeah i'm ready
• 45:31
  Here we go.
• 45:32
  Okay.
• 45:35
  Mom and dad
• 45:38
  gonna be real mad.
• 45:42
  Gonna punch your face.
• 45:44
  Sister, punch you till tomorrow.
• 45:50
  Oh my God, you do know the family fight song.
• 45:54
  Damn straight.
• 45:56
  Mom and dad
• 45:59
  gonna be real mad
• 46:02
  sister
• 46:04
  gonna punch you
• 46:06
  in the face till
• 46:08
  tomorrow
• 46:09
  oh my god get in here I love you
• 46:12
  I love you too
• 46:12
  I'm glad he finally found the truth
• 46:20
  yeah everyone's your family if you believe
• 46:21
  yep you just should try hard enough
• 46:24
  and everyone's related to you
• 46:25
  that's another thumbs
• 46:28
  slogan.
• 46:30
  I had a really sociopathic thought the other day,
• 46:32
  which was, I think it was when I was
• 46:34
  at the hotel, and I was like, oh my god, if you just
• 46:36
  stand near people and listen to them
• 46:38
  and maybe look at their phones a little,
• 46:40
  you could get enough detail to act like you know
• 46:42
  them and trick them into thinking you've met before.
• 46:44
  Oh, yeah. I've thought about
• 46:46
  that with, like, sometimes
• 46:48
  people give too much information, like
• 46:50
  the family decal stickers on the back of the
• 46:52
  cars or whatever,
• 46:54
  or, like, it'll be like the
• 46:56
  Jefferson family or whatever and then you're like
• 46:58
  um
• 47:01
  like you could walk up to somebody
• 47:02
  and be like Mrs. Jefferson
• 47:03
  I'm sorry to bother you
• 47:06
  I work at your daughter's school
• 47:07
  oh yeah yeah and then they'd be like oh
• 47:10
  you knew my name and you know that I have a daughter
• 47:12
  that's like little and like
• 47:14
  yeah
• 47:15
  yeah you can do anything
• 47:17
  like just that enough is enough to like
• 47:20
  really screw with people
• 47:22
  let's do it let's go do that do you want to go
• 47:24
  Sure.
• 47:25
  Around in public and see if we can mess with people.
• 47:26
  Absolutely.
• 47:27
  See how far we can go.
• 47:27
  Yeah.
• 47:28
  That sounds like fun.
• 47:30
  All right.
• 47:31
  Well, that wraps up.
• 47:33
  You smell like my great Uncle Peter.
• 47:36
  Hmm.
• 47:37
  That's him.
• 47:37
  All right.
• 47:38
  I love a family reunion.
• 47:42
  All right.
• 47:43
  Time for one final segment.
• 47:45
  The big question.
• 47:48
  The question is very big.
• 47:52
  You got one?
• 47:52
  I got one you do thank God okay just curious yeah you think me I don't know you didn't know
• 47:59
  that's my nickname for you I'm the big G yeah I'm Juby your God Juby and God God and Juby yeah
• 48:04
  isn't it interesting how before we get to the question when you when you have like two words
• 48:08
  you're trying to decide which goes first one always sounds right yeah there is a feel to it
• 48:13
  yeah there's like a rhythm I would say God and Juby right oh see I I like Juby and God I feel
• 48:19
  like Jubi and God is missing or like Jubi and the
• 48:21
  God. Oh yeah, you're right. It does mean that
• 48:23
  and I think I read somewhere that
• 48:25
  like actually there's just like science behind
• 48:27
  like if you arrange
• 48:29
  them in order like an alphabetical order
• 48:31
  it's like G coming before J.
• 48:34
  It sounds better
• 48:35
  to the human ear.
• 48:38
  There are like certain exceptions
• 48:39
  and I would say that maybe in this case it should be
• 48:41
  God and apostrophe
• 48:43
  Jubi.
• 48:45
  God and Jubi.
• 48:47
  Yeah and Jubi.
• 48:48
  gotten juby lately you're right if juby's first it needs a and the but i like you as the god too
• 48:54
  juby and the god thanks.com look for it juby and the god nice oh that's the pod no um here's my big
• 49:09
  question you know the movie titanic yes if i hired you as a screenwriter for the movie titanic
• 49:19
  how would what would you change and what would you do to make it a comedy
• 49:24
  um yeah great question great question um i would
• 49:39
  you'd have to do like,
• 49:44
  I would,
• 49:45
  you'd have to make it like,
• 49:48
  are the main characters still the main characters or can I,
• 49:51
  I mean,
• 49:52
  if you have a strong idea,
• 49:53
  I would say,
• 49:54
  I'm not going to stop you.
• 49:55
  You're the writer.
• 49:58
  I would make it a kind of like,
• 50:04
  uh,
• 50:05
  I would take two guys from the like stowage area,
• 50:08
  right?
• 50:09
  a couple of like, you know, you have to have the lower level people, like the ones that
• 50:14
  are a bunch of steerage people.
• 50:15
  Thank you.
• 50:15
  That was the word I was looking for.
• 50:19
  They would have to be, I would want it to be like a caper.
• 50:22
  Like they, they try and you're just going to tact by your microphone.
• 50:37
  Okay.
• 50:38
  Okay, good.
• 50:39
  We got to put this thing down.
• 50:42
  They would have to be, I would want them to,
• 50:45
  it would be like a series of hijinks that they would get up to while trying
• 50:50
  to steal, steal the heart of the ocean.
• 50:53
  Oh, they know about the heart.
• 50:55
  They know about the heart of the ocean.
• 50:56
  And so.
• 50:59
  How?
• 51:01
  Um, at the beginning of the movie, uh,
• 51:05
  at the beginning of the movie,
• 51:08
  they see a headline
• 51:10
  that says,
• 51:11
  heart of the ocean
• 51:12
  takes a trip of the ocean.
• 51:14
  Oh my God.
• 51:22
  I don't think that it was called that
• 51:24
  until after the night.
• 51:26
  I just assumed it was the name of that jewelry.
• 51:32
  Heart of the ocean takes the trip.
• 51:35
  that's the tagline for the new comedy yeah wow love it so i would make it like a buddy
• 51:42
  like road trip thing kind of but except it's them so you could still have it be like um
• 51:49
  i have to feel stupid not realizing that they named it that oh i was just yeah yeah the heart
• 51:55
  of the ocean sure that's i could be wrong our jewelry i don't joe am i wrong about this
• 51:59
  i think the only way that would work is if jp morgan named it the heart of the ocean
• 52:04
  real ones know.
• 52:06
  Yeah.
• 52:07
  But when they made the,
• 52:08
  when they made it,
• 52:09
  they didn't know it would be in the ocean.
• 52:12
  Well,
• 52:13
  we'll save that for another time.
• 52:15
  Yeah.
• 52:15
  We'll save this conspiracy talk for another time.
• 52:17
  Gotcha.
• 52:18
  Um,
• 52:19
  I think
• 52:21
  no,
• 52:24
  sure.
• 52:26
  They did.
• 52:27
  No,
• 52:27
  I don't know.
• 52:27
  It looks,
• 52:27
  it was blue.
• 52:29
  I thought,
• 52:29
  I just said they called it the heart of the ocean because it was blue.
• 52:33
  Okay.
• 52:33
  and it like lands on your boobs also known as the middle of your ocean yeah yeah no like it's
• 52:41
  the heart like it lands on your heart and the ocean is on your heart yeah yeah oh right sorry
• 52:47
  blue anyway so when i see a nice rack i always say i'm gonna sail those bad boys so hard later
• 52:53
  oh yeah yeah nice thanks um uh yeah and i would make it like a caper um i would also have uh
• 53:04
  wait as the ship is sinking so they'd be fun comic relief throughout because they'd be getting
• 53:11
  onto all different hijinks they would have costume changes and they'd be like trying to sneak in
• 53:16
  places there'd be one time when they're both dressed as women and like oh oh my can we just
• 53:22
  get into this little ball um yeah i haven't written it yet okay we're just blue skying this
• 53:29
  at the moment it's good yeah um um and then i would definitely as the ship is sinking
• 53:35
  i would have one long sustained slide whistle noise
• 53:40
  almost so slow you don't know it's that's what it is
• 53:49
  Yep. And then as the, like the last, like gurgle of the, um,
• 53:55
  last gurgle of the ship goes and they would do a real fast one, just like,
• 54:01
  that would be funny. Yeah, that definitely. Um, uh, I would
• 54:06
  eliminate all this background screaming noise. Oh, for sure. That just, yeah, maybe they could
• 54:14
  laugh uh the when the band continues to play because they know they're not getting off the
• 54:22
  ship um i'd have them play something funny like who let the dogs out
• 54:26
  yeah that on cello i think would be really funny oh yeah for sure for sure um maybe that penis song
• 54:36
  the penis song you know the detachable oh detachable penis especially because the ship's
• 54:43
  breaking in half. Yeah, that would be funny too. Do enough people know that song? Do you know that
• 54:47
  song? No, it's really funny. It's a King Missile song. I think I don't know. I'm Joe's age.
• 54:51
  I just heard it somewhere. Um, I could be wrong about it. I think that's right. I think it's King
• 54:56
  Missile, but it's about a guy who wakes up and he's like, Oh crap, my detachable penis. I lost
• 55:00
  it last night cause I got drunk. Yeah, it's funny. Um, yeah. What else would I do? What other,
• 55:10
  what other things happen in that movie there was love wait so that's not funny not yet does does
• 55:18
  rose get on the door it's not a door but yes rose gets on yeah okay i would have it like
• 55:26
  be a window no i would a screen door so just she she sinks
• 55:33
  I would have like Jack be like very aloof and like playing it cool with her
• 55:40
  and like playing hard to get the whole time.
• 55:42
  And he's like making jokes about her being overweight and everyone,
• 55:46
  like anyone who hears him like make jokes like that or like whatever Rose hears
• 55:49
  and she's, they're always like, what are you talking about?
• 55:51
  Like I'm not overweight.
• 55:52
  And then at the very end when she gets on the door, it just splits in half.
• 55:57
  See?
• 55:57
  And then he's like, told you.
• 56:00
  I'd rather die than be with a fat bitch like you.
• 56:03
  we can't let you on the boat
• 56:05
  you're fat Rose
• 56:07
  oh yeah
• 56:09
  um
• 56:10
  yeah
• 56:12
  I
• 56:13
  when the scene where he's drawing her
• 56:17
  I uh like
• 56:19
  she's like I would have it be all completely
• 56:21
  the same except where he turns it around and it's just a stick
• 56:23
  figure with
• 56:24
  yeah
• 56:25
  not another tea movie kind of already
• 56:29
  did that but oh they did yeah
• 56:31
  when she's painting.
• 56:32
  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 56:35
  If it's good, reuse it.
• 56:37
  Everything's stolen.
• 56:39
  Yeah.
• 56:39
  What if the boat that rescues them
• 56:43
  just drives through all the passengers?
• 56:47
  Yeah.
• 56:50
  It's just...
• 56:51
  This actually sounds like a really good spoof movie.
• 56:54
  Yeah, it kind of does.
• 56:55
  This, like, casino or something?
• 56:57
  Like, this could be a really good movie.
• 56:59
  Yeah.
• 56:59
  is that the one with Jay Moore
• 57:02
  Casino? Mafia
• 57:04
  Mafia is a very funny movie
• 57:06
  I don't know if I've seen it
• 57:07
  it's good it's a parody of mob movies
• 57:10
  or a spoof of mob movies but
• 57:12
  yeah
• 57:13
  what if
• 57:15
  as like the ship's
• 57:18
  filling with water like the first
• 57:20
  class passengers are like getting buckets of water
• 57:22
  and throwing it into steerage
• 57:23
  and steerage is like taking water
• 57:26
  and trying to throw it into the first class cabin
• 57:28
  so the boat's just like yeah it's like seesawing yeah and then like when we cut back to that later
• 57:35
  and it could be like they've turned it into like a competitive sport and like they all have like
• 57:38
  uniforms on or whatever it's like that uh what's that show where that's it yeah yeah i don't know
• 57:45
  why i felt thank you baby well as uh as billy zane's trying to get onto one of the the lifeboats
• 57:52
  instead of you know he picks up a kid and he's like please i gotta like take her right she's
• 57:58
  all i have in the world yeah um it's a black child it's funny because he would never no it's
• 58:08
  just running because it would be clearly not his child yeah yeah what i was going for yes it's a
• 58:13
  black adult man well that's what i was that's what i was gonna say he keeps picking up different
• 58:18
  people but they're like adults it's like please please it's like do you believe me now uh and
• 58:23
  then like the guy that's in charge of the boats eventually he picks that guy up and he's like
• 58:26
  you're all I have in the world.
• 58:27
  Let me go.
• 58:29
  Okay.
• 58:29
  You know that scene really quick where he is mad at Rose at the,
• 58:33
  toward the end.
• 58:33
  And he like shakes her and he says,
• 58:36
  Oh,
• 58:36
  I forgot a rat.
• 58:38
  Yeah.
• 58:39
  I always thought he said a whore couldn't cut a rat.
• 58:43
  And I was like,
• 58:44
  I don't get it.
• 58:46
  Like,
• 58:47
  I don't know.
• 58:47
  I just didn't understand.
• 58:48
  And then one day I was,
• 58:49
  I asked someone and I found out the real words.
• 58:52
  I'm like,
• 58:53
  Oh,
• 58:53
  that makes more sense.
• 58:53
  What is Victor Garber's character? I know he's in it, but I've only seen
• 58:59
  like snippets of it. I've never seen the full movie. He's he's like the
• 59:03
  architect, right? Wasn't he? Yeah, he's the guy that designed the boat
• 59:06
  because he like took her around and he like it very safe Rose like which I sorry if if the guy that designed a car insisted on taking me around the car and being like it really safe i promise get in it really
• 59:21
  i would be like why are you telling me this i i'm gonna be the only car on the road for thousands
• 59:27
  of miles i didn't think it wasn't gonna be safe until you said get in it's safe i swear like now
• 59:34
  I'm now I'm worried about it.
• 59:36
  Oh,
• 59:36
  I thought of something else you could do.
• 59:37
  Yeah.
• 59:38
  Um,
• 59:40
  when it's hit and it's leaking,
• 59:44
  someone could show up with flex tape.
• 59:49
  Yeah.
• 59:49
  You know,
• 59:50
  they just in the background,
• 59:52
  like people are fleeing and then someone's just like frantically trying to
• 59:55
  duct tape.
• 59:56
  Not just anyone,
• 59:56
  the guy from the commercials.
• 59:57
  Oh guys,
• 59:58
  guys,
• 59:58
  when the ship gets hit,
• 1:00:00
  instead of it filling up with water and sinking,
• 1:00:02
  it should be like,
• 1:00:03
  like a camera shot reveals that there was a tire under the ship the whole
• 1:00:06
  time.
• 1:00:07
  And then the tire is just slowly letting out air.
• 1:00:11
  What if the iceberg under the water was holding keys?
• 1:00:18
  So it's like,
• 1:00:18
  it's keying the car.
• 1:00:20
  Like,
• 1:00:20
  yeah,
• 1:00:20
  yeah,
• 1:00:21
  yeah,
• 1:00:22
  yeah.
• 1:00:25
  The iceberg of the ocean does the damage of the ocean.
• 1:00:32
  Yeah.
• 1:00:32
  The jewelry could be Cracker Box jewelry.
• 1:00:34
  Cracker Jack's, I meant.
• 1:00:36
  Cracker Jack's jewelry.
• 1:00:37
  Yeah.
• 1:00:37
  Where shit.
• 1:00:38
  She like survives and goes to have it appraised
• 1:00:40
  and it's like glass.
• 1:00:43
  Yeah.
• 1:00:45
  And she's got a communicable disease from Jack.
• 1:00:49
  Yeah, because she is a bit of a tramp.
• 1:00:51
  She only did two guys on a ship.
• 1:00:53
  You know, the average sexual count of people on ships
• 1:00:56
  is so high.
• 1:00:58
  Is it?
• 1:00:58
  She only did.
• 1:00:59
  She probably didn't even do Cal
• 1:01:00
  because I think they're waiting till marriage, right?
• 1:01:02
  That seems like the thing to do back then.
• 1:01:04
  I don't know.
• 1:01:05
  Wasn't she staying in his room?
• 1:01:07
  Yeah, but she had a corset on.
• 1:01:09
  You know, if you start horny by the time you get a corset off,
• 1:01:12
  you're not horny anymore.
• 1:01:13
  That's true.
• 1:01:14
  That's science.
• 1:01:15
  Yeah, it's corset math.
• 1:01:16
  Yeah.
• 1:01:21
  Let's give her a mole, by the way.
• 1:01:22
  By the way, what a shitty thing to do.
• 1:01:25
  Drop that necklace into the ocean.
• 1:01:26
  That still pisses me off.
• 1:01:27
  That is so stupid.
• 1:01:29
  Yeah.
• 1:01:29
  You know who could use that money?
• 1:01:30
  Me.
• 1:01:31
  Anyone.
• 1:01:32
  literally anyone could use your granddaughter i've seen this on this is like not a new idea
• 1:01:35
  but it's like your granddaughter fucking wield you to the ship yes to do all this shit obviously
• 1:01:41
  we see it's like a normal house she lives in she's not rich yeah no it's just the most selfish
• 1:01:47
  person on earth i guess it tracks she was pretty selfish on that boat too she was so yeah but you
• 1:01:54
  made her funny i don't know she's the funny one i think we i make everybody else around her funny
• 1:02:01
  she's she's annoying yeah maybe when she is thinking about jumping off the ship she does
• 1:02:10
  yeah yeah
• 1:02:11
  but then she gets yoinked back because jack put one of those little backpacks with a leash on her
• 1:02:18
  yeah yeah her hair's wet yeah yeah you wet hair bitch yeah you'll give it a fat or wet
• 1:02:28
  but he yanks her back and then she's like oh thank god i changed my mind and then it snaps
• 1:02:34
  because she's oh your fat ass is too big for this thing i don't know she has to ride like a dolphin
• 1:02:39
  back to the ship no she has to she has to keep coming back like that can't be how she dies
• 1:02:43
  she keeps almost dying because she fat she needs to die the way you established which is the door splits in half Yeah that the final Yeah Yeah Yeah good All right
• 1:02:57
  Well, I think we made it funny.
• 1:02:58
  You did?
• 1:02:59
  You did?
• 1:02:59
  Guys, I really want to write this now.
• 1:03:02
  Don't steal this idea.
• 1:03:04
  Listeners.
• 1:03:04
  Listeners, we're going to write this.
• 1:03:05
  You're an audience.
• 1:03:06
  You're not a generator of content.
• 1:03:10
  Yeah.
• 1:03:11
  You're a listener.
• 1:03:13
  Your ears.
• 1:03:17
  All right, well.
• 1:03:19
  Your cochlea.
• 1:03:20
  Your thumbs and ears.
• 1:03:23
  We're all thumbs.
• 1:03:24
  New slogan.
• 1:03:25
  No, where do you thumb her?
• 1:03:28
  What if there was a group of thumbers on the Titanic?
• 1:03:32
  Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:34
  Cross promotion.
• 1:03:35
  We can write that in.
• 1:03:36
  Yeah.
• 1:03:37
  Yeah.
• 1:03:37
  It's just a bunch.
• 1:03:38
  No, maybe as the ship is sinking.
• 1:03:40
  One cabin being shared by four weirdos.
• 1:03:42
  No, I'm thinking as the ship's going down,
• 1:03:43
  a faster ship goes by with all the thumbers.
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  We got a great deal.
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  Yeah.
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  Great.
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  Well, look for this in theaters.
• 1:03:53
  I'm guessing summer 2027?
• 1:03:55
  Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:55
  Summer is a great time for a comedy.
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  And we'll fast track this.
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  The studios, oh, my God, I'm already getting a call.
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  Well, with digital filming these days,
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  this doesn't take years like it used to.
• 1:04:05
  No, exactly.
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  Not that we don't want to act fast,
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  but should we push it to summer 29?
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  So that way it's 30 years after the original.
• 1:04:15
  Wait.
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  Wasn't it?
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  Wasn't it 19?
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  no it was like 96
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  that sounds right
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  so we should have done it this year 97 sounds good
• 1:04:23
  no it is it was 97
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  30 years later yes
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  we'll get the original cast too
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  yeah oh yeah
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  they'll all want to they're not doing
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  anything they would love to be
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  a part of this they would love to be a part of this yeah
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  cool
• 1:04:37
  one other thing I just thought of the guy that didn't
• 1:04:43
  get the ticket to the Titanic in that
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  poker game, whatever, and it's like his buddy or whatever.
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  Hit by a car.
• 1:04:48
  No, I want him swimming along next to the Titanic the whole time.
• 1:04:51
  So like every now and again, we just like look down and he's just like,
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  he's got a little snorkel.
• 1:04:57
  Like, are you sure there's not room with there for me?
• 1:04:58
  No, sorry.
• 1:04:59
  You need a ticket.
• 1:05:01
  All right.
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  Well, not to reveal too much of the movie.
• 1:05:05
  No, there's still surprises to be.
• 1:05:06
  It's going to be July 4th weekend is going to be a huge, huge hit.
• 1:05:11
  Yeah.
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  Get your ticket.
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  You'll get discounts as sizzlers.
• 1:05:13
  You get discounts on tickets.
• 1:05:14
  And the captain may or may not be a dog.
• 1:05:16
  Stay tuned.
• 1:05:18
  A little dog in a captain's hat?
• 1:05:20
  Yeah.
• 1:05:20
  Maybe.
• 1:05:21
  Why do you think we hit the iceberg?
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  Because it looked like a cat.
• 1:05:23
  And he's always got two ladies around because he's not just a dog.
• 1:05:26
  He's a dog.
• 1:05:27
  He's a dog.
• 1:05:28
  Yeah.
• 1:05:28
  All right.
• 1:05:29
  This is going to be great.
• 1:05:30
  Yeah.
• 1:05:31
  All right.
• 1:05:31
  Summer 2027.
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  Be there.
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  Summer 2027.
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  Summer.
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  Joe.
• 1:05:39
  Yes.
• 1:05:40
  That wraps up the big question.
• 1:05:42
  The big question.
• 1:05:44
  Okay.
• 1:05:44
  it's time for our final bit of business.
• 1:05:48
  I've accepted that you're on a winning streak.
• 1:05:51
  I am.
• 1:05:53
  Yeah,
• 1:05:53
  I have been doing well.
• 1:05:54
  Do you see there's a little like whiteboard there now that has,
• 1:05:58
  no,
• 1:05:58
  I didn't.
• 1:05:59
  Um,
• 1:05:59
  yeah.
• 1:06:01
  Um,
• 1:06:02
  so what's happening?
• 1:06:03
  I'm losing.
• 1:06:04
  Oh my God.
• 1:06:06
  Oh no.
• 1:06:07
  Yeah.
• 1:06:09
  Oh,
• 1:06:09
  a few weeks ago I got,
• 1:06:10
  wow.
• 1:06:11
  Six points.
• 1:06:12
  You know what?
• 1:06:13
  In one go.
• 1:06:14
  It's okay.
• 1:06:14
  Okay, that didn't need to be said.
• 1:06:17
  Well, for whatever it's worth, I don't think I have your word.
• 1:06:23
  Okay.
• 1:06:24
  Or your decoy word.
• 1:06:25
  I forgot to even be thinking about it during Invention of the Week So if it was in there I missed it I sure But I just going to
• 1:06:37
  Go ahead.
• 1:06:41
  Algorithm?
• 1:06:43
  No.
• 1:06:44
  Okay.
• 1:06:45
  Okay.
• 1:06:48
  Appendectomy?
• 1:06:50
  No.
• 1:06:51
  Hysterectomy?
• 1:06:53
  Yeah.
• 1:06:53
  That's your word?
• 1:06:54
  That's my word.
• 1:06:56
  I was like, fuck.
• 1:06:58
  Because you saw me write it down?
• 1:06:59
  Yeah.
• 1:07:00
  Well, you wrote down, I mean, obviously you would write down both of them to guess both,
• 1:07:03
  but you wrote down appendectomy at first and I was like, maybe she won't guess.
• 1:07:07
  No, no, I'm guessing both.
• 1:07:08
  Oh, wow.
• 1:07:10
  Okay.
• 1:07:11
  When you said.
• 1:07:11
  I really didn't think I had it.
• 1:07:13
  So can I keep guessing to see if I get your decoy word?
• 1:07:16
  You want to guess my decoy?
• 1:07:17
  Yeah, that's another point.
• 1:07:18
  Go ahead.
• 1:07:19
  Baby, I want to guess it.
• 1:07:20
  Just go ahead.
• 1:07:21
  Veins?
• 1:07:22
  No.
• 1:07:24
  Titanic?
• 1:07:26
  No.
• 1:07:26
  communicable no generator no okay that's it was commentaries commentaries yeah i said something
• 1:07:36
  about janet having commentaries i don't even know oh when you in that segment were saying
• 1:07:44
  like when you set it up like can can you still have children i laughed so hard i know you knew
• 1:07:51
  I knew where it was going and I was like, this is so hilarious.
• 1:07:58
  Yeah, it was all in service of saying the word is direct to me.
• 1:08:02
  For nothing.
• 1:08:03
  Shit.
• 1:08:04
  All right.
• 1:08:05
  Well.
• 1:08:06
  Oh, wow.
• 1:08:07
  I, well, I feel good.
• 1:08:08
  I did not think I had that.
• 1:08:09
  So.
• 1:08:10
  All right.
• 1:08:10
  Great.
• 1:08:11
  Happy for you.
• 1:08:12
  Well, you have a chance.
• 1:08:15
  Although I don't think you clocked either of my words, but I don't know.
• 1:08:18
  Go ahead.
• 1:08:18
  Go on.
• 1:08:19
  You said two words twice.
• 1:08:20
  This pissed me off because I was like, what is she doing?
• 1:08:24
  She's trying to throw me off.
• 1:08:26
  The first thing I wrote down was palatable.
• 1:08:28
  No.
• 1:08:29
  Okay.
• 1:08:30
  Good.
• 1:08:31
  Fabric?
• 1:08:32
  No.
• 1:08:36
  What?
• 1:08:39
  Hold on.
• 1:08:40
  Oh, caper.
• 1:08:42
  No, not caper.
• 1:08:43
  I saw you write that down.
• 1:08:44
  That's what the microphone attacked you.
• 1:08:45
  And I was like, it was all for not.
• 1:08:47
  Was it side whistle?
• 1:08:48
  Slide whistle?
• 1:08:49
  No, I just really like slide whistles.
• 1:08:55
  What?
• 1:09:00
  You're debating whether or not to guess it.
• 1:09:02
  Oh, yeah.
• 1:09:05
  Is your decoy hijinks?
• 1:09:07
  No.
• 1:09:08
  Is that your word?
• 1:09:09
  No.
• 1:09:09
  I'm out of guesses.
• 1:09:11
  Oh, okay.
• 1:09:12
  No, my word was microscopic.
• 1:09:17
  Nice.
• 1:09:18
  Yeah.
• 1:09:19
  And your decoy?
• 1:09:21
  Heartland, which I also said twice.
• 1:09:23
  That's interesting.
• 1:09:24
  I said it twice because I don't think you heard it the first time.
• 1:09:27
  I didn't hear it the second time.
• 1:09:28
  It was in the fabric store.
• 1:09:30
  I said, there's some gingham in our Heartland collection.
• 1:09:34
  Oh.
• 1:09:36
  You really took me on that journey.
• 1:09:38
  Okay.
• 1:09:39
  Damn.
• 1:09:39
  All right.
• 1:09:40
  Maybe next week.
• 1:09:41
  All right.
• 1:09:41
  Well, go to verified friends listeners.
• 1:09:44
  Check out the point totals.
• 1:09:46
  Spoiler alert.
• 1:09:47
  I'm winning.
• 1:09:49
  Sorry, Francis.
• 1:09:50
  Okay.
• 1:09:50
  All goes around comes around.
• 1:09:52
  Good.
• 1:09:53
  Karma will get me in the end.
• 1:09:55
  Well, thanks for listening.
• 1:09:57
  Bye.