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- 0:02Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge.
- 0:18Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and
- 0:21Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.
- 0:23Speaker 3: And Cambra Judge. He's Teddy. We were back from San Francisco.
- 0:28Speaker 2: We are back, and we are back and I was
- 0:31Speaker 2: five minutes late, guys, and y'all know I am never late.
- 0:34Speaker 4: Shit has been hitting the fan and this what did
- 0:37Speaker 4: you do?
- 0:37Speaker 3: Now?
- 0:38Speaker 2: No?
- 0:38Speaker 4: Shop now? No, I don't.
- 0:41Speaker 2: Really understand what's going on with Cruise. Like he we
- 0:45Speaker 2: get to he's going to this camp that he's wanted
- 0:47Speaker 2: to do forever.
- 0:48Speaker 4: Last week, so each week is like in LA.
- 0:51Speaker 2: I don't know if this is the same for you, guys,
- 0:52Speaker 2: And feel free to send me parenting advice for anybody listening.
- 0:56Speaker 2: But it's very common in LA to like put your
- 0:59Speaker 2: kids and like day camps, like where East Coast people
- 1:02Speaker 2: send their kids away away.
- 1:05Speaker 3: So day camps, you Menday through Friday and then yeah,
- 1:09Speaker 3: how many how many weeks?
- 1:10Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's like last week he had basketball camp,
- 1:13Speaker 2: this week he has football camp. They're all at different locations.
- 1:15Speaker 2: They're like specialized camps all over town.
- 1:19Speaker 4: So it's so fun. They're ones he picked.
- 1:20Speaker 3: I want to go to camp.
- 1:21Speaker 4: I know, so do I.
- 1:23Speaker 2: But last week he was a little tough about going
- 1:25Speaker 2: to basketball camp because he was like, this is a
- 1:27Speaker 2: new place. I'm like, but you went to camp last year.
- 1:30Speaker 2: It's not that new. So we kind of worked through it.
- 1:32Speaker 2: Today we get to football camp and all of a
- 1:35Speaker 2: sudden he's in like code red, I'm not going. I
- 1:38Speaker 2: don't feel comfortable, and then starts sobbing, uncontrollably flipping out,
- 1:45Speaker 2: saying I'm not going. I'm like, listen, I'm not going
- 1:47Speaker 2: to make you go. But if you come home with
- 1:50Speaker 2: me right now, One, I'm working all day, and two
- 1:53Speaker 2: you don't get to play Fortnite. You can't be on
- 1:56Speaker 2: a phone, you can't be on a device, you can't
- 1:58Speaker 2: be watching a television show.
- 1:59Speaker 4: Like you're in your room reading and doing.
- 2:01Speaker 3: What time does he leave every morning?
- 2:04Speaker 5: Eight?
- 2:05Speaker 4: So he's there, So he's here already, he's there now,
- 2:08Speaker 4: but you have no idea that no I was there earlier.
- 2:13Speaker 4: Oh okay, And it's like sobbing, flipping out. I don't
- 2:17Speaker 4: want to go.
- 2:18Speaker 2: Then I find a coach that can call me and
- 2:21Speaker 2: text me, and that's the person. Like, so if I
- 2:23Speaker 2: pick up the phone during the pod, it's because it's
- 2:26Speaker 2: him calling, saying he can't be there any longer.
- 2:29Speaker 3: Does he have social anxiety?
- 2:31Speaker 4: It's not. I mean, he has a therapist, and his
- 2:35Speaker 4: anxiety stems from like the unknown, which I have anxiety
- 2:38Speaker 4: as well, but like it's just gotten so much worse
- 2:44Speaker 4: these last couple.
- 2:44Speaker 3: You're saying this is hereditary.
- 2:46Speaker 4: I think it might be hereditary. Yeah, I mean I
- 2:50Speaker 4: don't know.
- 2:51Speaker 3: But then does your anxiety cause him to have anxiety?
- 2:54Speaker 3: Maybe he doesn't.
- 2:56Speaker 2: Really know when I'm having like I'm pretty good. Oh
- 2:58Speaker 2: we all know, well you guys know your adults. But
- 3:02Speaker 2: I can fake it to my kid, like I can, yeah,
- 3:05Speaker 2: you know. Like but I did all three levels of parenting,
- 3:08Speaker 2: you know where you like start with like calm and loving,
- 3:11Speaker 2: and then it's like, okay, well this is the repercussion.
- 3:14Speaker 2: And then by the end, I was like none of
- 3:16Speaker 2: these are working. I texted the therapist. I'm like, what
- 3:18Speaker 2: do I do? She's like, you need to play hardball.
- 3:21Speaker 2: He knows he's gonna get you right now.
- 3:23Speaker 4: So then I did. And now I'm sitting here on
- 3:25Speaker 4: this pod hating myself.
- 3:27Speaker 3: You're fine, He's gonna be okay. Sometimes they just need
- 3:31Speaker 3: a little tough love. If they know that they can
- 3:34Speaker 3: come to mommy, they're gonna do it. Once he gets there,
- 3:38Speaker 3: I'm sure that he is going to be happy and
- 3:42Speaker 3: forget about everything. Why did he want to sign up
- 3:47Speaker 3: if he doesn't want to go?
- 3:48Speaker 2: He thinks he wants to go, and then all of
- 3:50Speaker 2: a sudden the day of It's just like, I'm sure,
- 3:53Speaker 2: I'm hoping he's going to be fine in the morning
- 3:56Speaker 2: tomorrow morning, but who knows.
- 3:58Speaker 3: Well, this is gonna be a fun to hours.
- 4:01Speaker 4: Yeah, So anyway, this is what I'm dealing with.
- 4:03Speaker 3: Yes, So we had so much fun in San Francisco.
- 4:06Speaker 3: It was an eighteen hour trip for us by the
- 4:09Speaker 3: time we landed, got to podcasting immediately from the hotel,
- 4:13Speaker 3: then to dinner, then to Janet.
- 4:15Speaker 4: Jackson and I like to just say, then to Nelly.
- 4:19Speaker 3: Then to Nelly, then to Nelly, and then early in
- 4:23Speaker 3: the morning took off and got home. So I'm in
- 4:26Speaker 3: big bear right now.
- 4:28Speaker 2: The first fan question is what is something that surprised
- 4:31Speaker 2: us about Alexis and Alexia.
- 4:35Speaker 3: I know them both, so I don't think anything surprised me.
- 4:37Speaker 3: I mean I think I was surprised at Alexia was
- 4:39Speaker 3: very open about her situation with Todd.
- 4:42Speaker 4: Me too. She was very open.
- 4:45Speaker 2: Yeah, and I thought everybody was fun. I thought it
- 4:48Speaker 2: was a good dynamic.
- 4:50Speaker 3: And you weren't sure you're going to get along with Alexis.
- 4:53Speaker 4: But this is what I liked about Alexis.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Listen, would me and Alexis probably pick one another there
- 5:00Speaker 2: if it was, like, you know, if you had the
- 5:02Speaker 2: option of twenty people to pick from, who's going to
- 5:04Speaker 2: be your bestie?
- 5:05Speaker 4: Probably not?
- 5:06Speaker 2: But I like that we could both kind of feed
- 5:08Speaker 2: off of each other and take it.
- 5:11Speaker 3: Yeah, like me, I think that she was giving you
- 5:14Speaker 3: the business.
- 5:15Speaker 4: Yeah, she was.
- 5:16Speaker 3: I was shocked she was. She's very, very different than
- 5:21Speaker 3: she used to be. I respected her for the going.
- 5:24Speaker 3: She speaks her mind.
- 5:26Speaker 4: I really don't mind it.
- 5:28Speaker 2: I actually I would rather that than somebody that sits
- 5:31Speaker 2: their meek like.
- 5:33Speaker 3: Yeah, So our little Instagram story. I took Teddy to
- 5:38Speaker 3: the mall because evidently people in LA don't go to
- 5:40Speaker 3: the mall.
- 5:42Speaker 4: No, we do not go.
- 5:43Speaker 3: We have a mission via a home all very close
- 5:45Speaker 3: to my house, so I thought I'd take her there.
- 5:47Speaker 3: I was looking for a necklace and We went into Spencer's,
- 5:50Speaker 3: which I don't think there's a whole lot of Spencer's
- 5:52Speaker 3: left out there, which is kind of like a joke
- 5:54Speaker 3: store it It has a little bit of any everything you
- 5:56Speaker 3: can get.
- 5:56Speaker 4: I thought we were going to y'all.
- 5:58Speaker 3: Yeah, well there's one there too. We did go on
- 6:01Speaker 3: Claiares and then Spencer's reached out to me.
- 6:06Speaker 4: No, what do they want? Do they want to give
- 6:07Speaker 4: you a stegasaurus butt plug ring?
- 6:10Speaker 3: Maybe? They asked if you and I would like a
- 6:12Speaker 3: little goodie bag, and I said absolutely.
- 6:15Speaker 2: Yes, but I got to tell you with those prongs,
- 6:18Speaker 2: I'm not interested in the stegosaurus.
- 6:20Speaker 3: That was That was crazy.
- 6:22Speaker 4: The fact that any person can walk into the mall,
- 6:27Speaker 4: I know.
- 6:27Speaker 3: Well, the one thing they do they have a lot
- 6:29Speaker 3: of piercings there, so.
- 6:30Speaker 4: They have Oh did you see what I got? Yes?
- 6:34Speaker 3: Yes? And Teddy tells me she wants to get her
- 6:35Speaker 3: nose piers and I said, nope, you're not doing it
- 6:37Speaker 3: on my dime.
- 6:38Speaker 2: No.
- 6:39Speaker 4: You said, I'll find you a place.
- 6:41Speaker 3: I said you're not. I said, you're not doing it.
- 6:43Speaker 3: I'll think you should do it. Well, let's do it here,
- 6:45Speaker 3: Let's do it there, Let's do it, Claaries, I said, no,
- 6:46Speaker 3: if you're gonna do it anywhere, you have to go
- 6:48Speaker 3: to like a place that does that noses and septums
- 6:53Speaker 3: and all that kind of stuff. And you said that
- 6:57Speaker 3: Edwin probably wouldn't.
- 6:58Speaker 4: Approve of it, but guess what he did.
- 7:01Speaker 3: You got one.
- 7:03Speaker 2: Yes Yesterday for Father's Day, we went, you know, we
- 7:07Speaker 2: did all of our morning workout, blah blah blah church
- 7:10Speaker 2: our favorite place for lunch, and Bella was talking about
- 7:13Speaker 2: how she really wanted to get like her cartilage pierced
- 7:16Speaker 2: up here, and I was like, well, I want to
- 7:18Speaker 2: get my nose pierced. And I like looked at Edwin
- 7:22Speaker 2: and he was like and I was like waiting for
- 7:24Speaker 2: this like look of disgust.
- 7:26Speaker 4: He was like, it's like, you have a really good nose.
- 7:28Speaker 4: I bet that'd be hot.
- 7:30Speaker 2: And I was like, so you're saying there's a chance,
- 7:33Speaker 2: and he's like yeah, but like you guys have to
- 7:35Speaker 2: go to an official place.
- 7:36Speaker 4: So I had to text her mom and go to Claire's.
- 7:39Speaker 4: You can't go to Claire's.
- 7:40Speaker 2: So we had Bella text her mom get permission about
- 7:42Speaker 2: her piercing, and then we reached out and yeah, the
- 7:47Speaker 2: Slate got her second hole pierced, I got a nose piercing,
- 7:51Speaker 2: and Bella got her cartilage pierced. And then I did
- 7:54Speaker 2: a post that said midlife crisis, and Kyle responded, I
- 7:59Speaker 2: love getting ahead of the midlife crisis comments.
- 8:03Speaker 4: Right, So if you can't beat them, join.
- 8:06Speaker 3: Them, that's right. Well I will not be getting those piercing. However,
- 8:12Speaker 3: every one of my kids have them, except for Ryan.
- 8:14Speaker 3: He doesn't.
- 8:15Speaker 2: It's really cute, but I have to wait six months
- 8:17Speaker 2: until I can put I know, I know the drill.
- 8:22Speaker 4: Do you want to get a nipple piercing? Now you're next?
- 8:24Speaker 3: I don't really want. I hardly even wear ear rings.
- 8:27Speaker 3: I have my ears pierced. Nope. Well, what I did
- 8:30Speaker 3: do is celebrate eleven year wedding anniversary here in Big Bear,
- 8:36Speaker 3: and we had high hopes of going on a hike
- 8:39Speaker 3: and then going out to dinner, and we did nothing.
- 8:43Speaker 3: We just stayed inside. It was ninety degrees out and
- 8:46Speaker 3: up here it's ninety degrees is extremely hot, so we
- 8:51Speaker 3: just kind of stayed in. And then yesterday we uh,
- 8:54Speaker 3: we're having the house painted, so we're trying we're testing
- 8:57Speaker 3: out colors. So that was fun.
- 8:58Speaker 4: Did you guys pick the color? It was?
- 9:00Speaker 2: It was when I looked, I was thirty three percent.
- 9:03Speaker 2: But you did three options, so I was like, everybody's
- 9:05Speaker 2: picking this.
- 9:06Speaker 3: Like was it one two or three two? The middle one? Yeah, No,
- 9:11Speaker 3: I did the last one, which is like a that.
- 9:13Speaker 4: Was my I like that one too.
- 9:15Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 9:15Speaker 4: The first one was very favorite for It.
- 9:17Speaker 3: Was called Ashwood Moss by Benjamin Moore, and it's kind
- 9:20Speaker 3: of like a muddy gray green color.
- 9:23Speaker 4: It's both were beautiful. I just didn't like the first one.
- 9:26Speaker 4: I felt like it would, I don't know, it would
- 9:28Speaker 4: get dirty almost. I know that's something well.
- 9:29Speaker 3: I know Eddie said the same thing, because the dust
- 9:31Speaker 3: and the dirt is so bad here. But there's a
- 9:33Speaker 3: big trend of painting your cabin black and charcoal, and
- 9:38Speaker 3: there's a lot of them coming up. And I thought,
- 9:40Speaker 3: you know what, I almost did it, and that was
- 9:42Speaker 3: what the first color was, and I thought, no, I'm
- 9:45Speaker 3: gonna be a little bit different. I'm still going to
- 9:46Speaker 3: go with a darker, moody color.
- 9:49Speaker 4: But it's like when somebody wraps their car, you know
- 9:52Speaker 4: when they do, like they wrap it in like chrome
- 9:55Speaker 4: or matt right, and it's a really good idea and
- 9:58Speaker 4: then all of a sudden, after like six months, like
- 10:00Speaker 4: why is your car look so filthy all the time?
- 10:03Speaker 3: Yep, even though Matt I wanted to get a Matt
- 10:05Speaker 3: range over when I got mine. In fact, I ordered
- 10:07Speaker 3: it and the guy talked me out of it. He said,
- 10:13Speaker 3: it's you'll see every fingerprint every Oh god.
- 10:16Speaker 4: Well know who I miss even more than you or
- 10:19Speaker 4: Alexis or Alexia who Rugby?
- 10:23Speaker 3: Rugby loved you, loved you.
- 10:26Speaker 2: I got jealous when I saw Rugby humping Eddie the
- 10:28Speaker 2: other day yesterday.
- 10:30Speaker 4: And in the story, I was like, dude, you've got
- 10:32Speaker 4: your balls cut off.
- 10:33Speaker 3: Why are you still humping? I guess that's a term
- 10:35Speaker 3: of endearment, like if they really like you, that's what
- 10:38Speaker 3: they do, even if they've been fixed. So every once
- 10:42Speaker 3: in a while he'll come up and and humple at
- 10:45Speaker 3: Eddie's leg and he just acts like nothing's happening, and
- 10:47Speaker 3: Sophie is like, why do you allow him to do that?
- 10:50Speaker 3: It only lasts like five seconds, kind of like Eddie.
- 10:55Speaker 4: Win this morning.
- 10:57Speaker 3: Before camp drop off, everybody's all up and rearing to go. Well,
- 11:02Speaker 3: we have lots of headlines that came out after San Francisco.
- 11:05Speaker 3: So obviously we did something right. I mean, all the
- 11:09Speaker 3: headlines about poor alexis.
- 11:12Speaker 4: Why I talked to Edwin about it.
- 11:14Speaker 2: I said, is there any like, can we put ourselves
- 11:17Speaker 2: in any imagination that like five times a day sex
- 11:22Speaker 2: is like a thing.
- 11:22Speaker 4: And he's like no, He's like.
- 11:24Speaker 2: Not if you like have jobs and you're working and
- 11:27Speaker 2: there's life. He's like, yeah, at the beginning, like when
- 11:30Speaker 2: we would spend a full Saturday doing absolutely nothing.
- 11:34Speaker 3: Right, I mean I used to. We used to wake
- 11:36Speaker 3: up in the middle of the night you have sex. Yeah,
- 11:38Speaker 3: that didn't happen anymore, but still five times. I don't know.
- 11:42Speaker 3: We had sex for five hours once.
- 11:43Speaker 4: Yeah, I know you would like younger years.
- 11:48Speaker 3: I'm too tired for that. Now I'm too tired.
- 11:50Speaker 4: But then I love her not wake me up in.
- 11:52Speaker 3: The middle of the night.
- 11:53Speaker 2: But now it's turned into her thinking she needs a
- 11:55Speaker 2: vaginal rejuvenation because of all the sex.
- 11:58Speaker 3: Well, Liam, the suite mixed is at it again, Teddy,
- 12:03Speaker 3: this girl is like a cockroach. She will not go away.
- 12:07Speaker 3: She files new court papers against Andy Cohen, claiming he
- 12:10Speaker 3: tried to bully her into silence having her black bald.
- 12:14Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question other than a couple
- 12:17Speaker 3: of years that she was on Bravo. Let's say three
- 12:20Speaker 3: with Ultimate Girl's Trip. Did she do any acting or
- 12:23Speaker 3: anything like that.
- 12:28Speaker 4: I don't. I don't actually know. I mean she all
- 12:31Speaker 4: I knew is that she had the cloth.
- 12:35Speaker 3: She's saying that she's been black bald from the industry,
- 12:39Speaker 3: And the thing is, why don't you get fired from Bravo.
- 12:45Speaker 3: Most people don't want to touch you unless you are
- 12:47Speaker 3: a big iconic star from Bravo.
- 12:50Speaker 2: Listen, I've been fired from Bravo and we have a
- 12:54Speaker 2: number one podcast every single week.
- 12:57Speaker 4: That's not a are what you make it.
- 13:00Speaker 3: That's not a show though. So she's saying that she's
- 13:02Speaker 3: been blackballed to do any other shows.
- 13:05Speaker 4: She did other shows.
- 13:06Speaker 2: That's what doesn't make sense ultimatter, Yeah, she did Ultimate
- 13:10Speaker 2: Girls Trip.
- 13:11Speaker 4: If you're fully black like I, don't look around and
- 13:14Speaker 4: think and.
- 13:15Speaker 3: It's being hired from the same network, right and b C, you.
- 13:19Speaker 4: Weren't blackballed, you were given another chance. And you know what, I.
- 13:22Speaker 3: Don't know why she's doing this, but oh my god,
- 13:23Speaker 3: she's still pursuing that case, the one that she filed
- 13:26Speaker 3: before prior to this. But She's now added new claims
- 13:30Speaker 3: to the same suit, all about the way Cohen responded
- 13:33Speaker 3: to her suit when it first came out. So she's
- 13:36Speaker 3: basically saying that he made fun of her and all
- 13:39Speaker 3: the Leah, just stop, just stop.
- 13:42Speaker 4: Is this solely a money grab? Yes?
- 13:46Speaker 3: What do you think?
- 13:48Speaker 4: I don't know. I can't There's a lot of money grab.
- 13:50Speaker 3: There's a lot of money grabs going on in reality TV.
- 13:55Speaker 4: Listen.
- 13:55Speaker 2: I don't have anyone else to blame for any of
- 13:58Speaker 2: the things that I've done in my life, but my.
- 14:01Speaker 3: Exactly take accountability.
- 14:02Speaker 4: Take accountability.
- 14:04Speaker 2: Are there things I've done in my life on television
- 14:06Speaker 2: and off television that I regret one million percent? Yeah,
- 14:10Speaker 2: but I've now grown tired of the entire conversation about
- 14:13Speaker 2: Real Housewives in New Jersey reunion cancelation viewers will understand
- 14:18Speaker 2: when you see the finale. Andy Cohen once again confirmed
- 14:22Speaker 2: that the reunion news that the finale functions as a
- 14:25Speaker 2: season ender. Then last night Jackie and Jen were on
- 14:29Speaker 2: Watch What Happens Live. They both kind of agree with
- 14:33Speaker 2: the same situation. My guess is, you know, as we
- 14:35Speaker 2: get into talking about Jersey later, is whatever happens at
- 14:39Speaker 2: this one I.
- 14:39Speaker 3: Think they might have some some of the girls on
- 14:42Speaker 3: What Happens Live Together is what I probably is probably.
- 14:44Speaker 4: What's going to happen the girls that are coming.
- 14:46Speaker 3: Back, probably if they even know. I don't even know
- 14:50Speaker 3: if they'll know by then, Pollie, I know, do you
- 14:53Speaker 3: think so?
- 14:54Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know.
- 14:55Speaker 3: I never I never know what Rob was gonna do.
- 14:58Speaker 3: I really don't.
- 15:00Speaker 2: I can tell you one person that I think is
- 15:02Speaker 2: coming back, no matter what, and I want you to
- 15:04Speaker 2: guess who it is.
- 15:05Speaker 3: Teresa clearly.
- 15:07Speaker 2: Yeah, she wasn't even on this episode, and that's all
- 15:10Speaker 2: they talked about.
- 15:12Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, producers, I don't know.
- 15:15Speaker 3: Monica Garcia was allegedly booted for NBC's Traders because she
- 15:19Speaker 3: failed this psychic exam. Now, all these these bunch of
- 15:22Speaker 3: stories came out that Monica wasn't selected for season three
- 15:25Speaker 3: of The Traders because she allegedly filled the psych exam. Well,
- 15:29Speaker 3: Monica and her manager have come out and commented, it's
- 15:34Speaker 3: totally fake. I think, you know, the crazier the better. Yeah,
- 15:38Speaker 3: and know what it is with reality TV?
- 15:40Speaker 2: Can we talk about this because I don't really understand
- 15:42Speaker 2: it one little bit, no matter how.
- 15:44Speaker 4: Yeah, Kenya Moore.
- 15:46Speaker 2: She says, definitely from Real Housewives of Atlanta from this
- 15:50Speaker 2: is from Hollywood reporter, so, which is very different than
- 15:53Speaker 2: like when we hear it from at the Neighborhood Talk or.
- 15:57Speaker 3: But also Bryce Sanders from E came out and did
- 16:00Speaker 3: a story about it too and said it's absolutely true.
- 16:04Speaker 4: So the suspension reportedly came after Kenya allegedly displayed posters
- 16:09Speaker 4: with explicit images of Brittany Edie at the grand opening
- 16:12Speaker 4: of for Kenya Moore haircare spot in Atlanta.
- 16:14Speaker 2: Georgia, last week. Edie later took to her social media
- 16:18Speaker 2: seemingly to address the controversy, writing in part, it's never
- 16:22Speaker 2: a good feeling being targeted or hazed by someone I
- 16:26Speaker 2: thought would embrace me into a new circle that I've
- 16:29Speaker 2: never met. Following the alleged event Thursday, More also posted
- 16:33Speaker 2: on x slash Twitter Saturday, I would never engage in
- 16:37Speaker 2: revenge porn. I have never distributed private images the footage
- 16:40Speaker 2: of anyone, nor solicited images owned by others to use
- 16:44Speaker 2: to threaten a blackmail. I've always been vindicated. I can't
- 16:47Speaker 2: talk about story, even with planting fake news. She also
- 16:50Speaker 2: added on her Instagram story, believe none of what you
- 16:53Speaker 2: hear in half of what you see. The truth always
- 16:55Speaker 2: comes to light. It wasn't immediately clear if Moore would
- 16:59Speaker 2: return to the show after the incident. I've seen whatever,
- 17:02Speaker 2: I think we have seen the picture that was posted.
- 17:05Speaker 3: There was one picture. It looked photoshop, So I'm a
- 17:08Speaker 3: little bit confused. But also people are up in arms
- 17:12Speaker 3: about Sandobal versus Kenya and how the difference he get
- 17:18Speaker 3: what's the difference when he but we I don't think
- 17:20Speaker 3: we know the whole thing.
- 17:21Speaker 4: He's getting suited that's happening.
- 17:24Speaker 3: Yeah, but he didn't get put on pause by Bravo.
- 17:28Speaker 3: Well because it didn't happen on camera, so last year
- 17:33Speaker 3: didn't come. Yeah, because they talked about it that.
- 17:35Speaker 2: They they talked about it on camera. The timeline is
- 17:39Speaker 2: you see what I'm saying. So whatever happened, which the
- 17:42Speaker 2: picture we saw, which could be a photo shopped photo
- 17:45Speaker 2: and not even exist. We saw a photo allegedly at
- 17:49Speaker 2: Kenya's place of business with Britney sitting there and then
- 17:53Speaker 2: a ginormous penis like this.
- 17:55Speaker 3: It was bigger than her head. It looked at photoshop shopped.
- 17:59Speaker 4: I think it supposed to be joke. I think it
- 18:01Speaker 4: was supposed to be in jest.
- 18:01Speaker 3: I don't really understand and we don't know all of it.
- 18:03Speaker 3: What I do know is Kenya, I have a bone
- 18:05Speaker 3: to pick with you, and not that bone she put
- 18:08Speaker 3: after announce you know, everybody announced that she has been
- 18:11Speaker 3: suspended indefinitely, that she was going live at six o'clock
- 18:16Speaker 3: last week this week. It was just and it was
- 18:20Speaker 3: just a couple of days ago, and it was a clickbait.
- 18:23Speaker 3: So I sat on there even through my lunch. We
- 18:25Speaker 3: were driving a big bear, we pulled it in and out,
- 18:28Speaker 3: and I'm like, I gotta watch this. I gotta watch
- 18:30Speaker 3: I'm sitting outside watching it in the heat. And it
- 18:33Speaker 3: was clickbait. It was just to promote her salon until
- 18:36Speaker 3: people stopped making appointments and not showing up. Yeah.
- 18:39Speaker 2: Well, also on this same note, the Jerseyman showed Danielle's
- 18:44Speaker 2: sex tape on camera and nothing happened.
- 18:46Speaker 3: The world, not reality TV has not changed people. The
- 18:49Speaker 3: world has changed and now they're not putting up with
- 18:52Speaker 3: this kind of stuff. So, but what we have to
- 18:56Speaker 3: I'm sure a lawsuit will come out.
- 18:57Speaker 4: I'm sure.
- 18:58Speaker 3: I think there's more to it. So I don't know.
- 19:01Speaker 3: I'm not going to sit here and say justice for
- 19:03Speaker 3: Kenya because I don't know what happened. Yeah, none of
- 19:06Speaker 3: Bravo felt the need to, you know, suspend to do
- 19:09Speaker 3: an internal investigation. I think that that's just part of
- 19:12Speaker 3: HR now.
- 19:13Speaker 2: You have to all the co stars are on her side,
- 19:17Speaker 2: but we have no idea what's happening.
- 19:18Speaker 3: This is an internal third party the investigation to find
- 19:22Speaker 3: out what went, what happened, So that's what they have
- 19:24Speaker 3: to do.
- 19:25Speaker 4: So what does this mean If Kenya is gone? The
- 19:27Speaker 4: only person that was there last.
- 19:30Speaker 3: Year and not gone, I would be shocked if she's gone, Drew,
- 19:34Speaker 3: I guess would be.
- 19:35Speaker 4: Yeah, Drew is the only person that's fully back.
- 19:39Speaker 3: You know what, I'm confused. I thought that Cynthia Bailey
- 19:42Speaker 3: was back filming.
- 19:45Speaker 4: I think she has, but as a friend.
- 19:46Speaker 3: Well, Kim Zelziak and Cynthia Bailey are reunited on reality
- 19:49Speaker 3: TV and there is big money on the line. Kim
- 19:52Speaker 3: and Cynthia are part of the cast of Got to
- 19:54Speaker 3: Get Out, a reality TV game show featuring a mix
- 19:57Speaker 3: of celebs and civilians living in house.
- 20:01Speaker 4: They're all like in a competition to get money at
- 20:03Speaker 4: the end.
- 20:04Speaker 3: Well, Kim and Cynthia and their fellow castmates include Spencer
- 20:06Speaker 3: Pratt arrived in Toronto this past weekend. They'll be there
- 20:10Speaker 3: for ten days, so she's taken ten days off of Atlanta.
- 20:13Speaker 3: That our sources tell us it Kim and Cynthia's real
- 20:16Speaker 3: house of Atlanta. Mini reunion could have been even bigger
- 20:19Speaker 3: because producers reached out to former cast member Nini Leaks
- 20:22Speaker 3: and offered her a spot on the show. However, they
- 20:26Speaker 3: were told she ultimately turned down the offer. Now, the
- 20:29Speaker 3: premise of the show is contestants live in a mansion
- 20:32Speaker 3: for ten days? Is like Big Brother? Like?
- 20:35Speaker 4: Is this essentially Hulu's version of Big Brother Slash the Traders?
- 20:38Speaker 3: Yeah, and they have a one million dollar prize. The
- 20:41Speaker 3: pot rises a dollar every second they're at eight There
- 20:45Speaker 3: is eight hundred and sixty four thousand seconds and ten days,
- 20:48Speaker 3: so the players work together on challenges to boost the
- 20:51Speaker 3: prize money. I've never heard of this is.
- 20:53Speaker 4: This brand new. It's the first year show I have
- 20:56Speaker 4: heard of it.
- 20:57Speaker 2: I think that this timing wise works because of the
- 21:01Speaker 2: break and what's going on with Atlanta. So I think
- 21:07Speaker 2: that it's fine ten days and if you're a friend
- 21:09Speaker 2: of you can go for.
- 21:10Speaker 3: Ten day, you can go for ten days, you can
- 21:11Speaker 3: go for tenday.
- 21:14Speaker 4: There was. The only other headline.
- 21:16Speaker 2: Was something but I've seen it all over my Instagram today,
- 21:20Speaker 2: which is pictures of Kyle crying in her robe. Oh okay,
- 21:28Speaker 2: like she was sitting on Housewives, all of the girls
- 21:31Speaker 2: are in robes, are on a SPA day, and there's
- 21:34Speaker 2: pictures of her crying. And all I want to say is,
- 21:38Speaker 2: if you're a housewife, if you're filming one of these shows,
- 21:41Speaker 2: and you think you're going for any sort of enjoyment
- 21:44Speaker 2: SPA day, you're actually not.
- 21:46Speaker 4: You're going to have right.
- 21:48Speaker 3: Well, there's two headlines on here, and that came from
- 21:51Speaker 3: our episode in San Francisco. Now, evidently, if you guys
- 21:55Speaker 3: haven't listened to Alexia's interview, you should because there's been
- 21:59Speaker 3: a lot of headlines about her going to marriage counseling
- 22:02Speaker 3: and still hooking up with Todd. Yeah yeah, and then Alexis.
- 22:08Speaker 3: This one went viral. I think every outlet picked it up,
- 22:10Speaker 3: basically saying, like we said earlier, that they have sex
- 22:13Speaker 3: four to five times a day and she might need
- 22:15Speaker 3: vaginal rejuvenation. I mean, I can't wait for season nineteen.
- 22:22Speaker 3: I'll be taking her Oh.
- 22:24Speaker 4: You know, what I'll be the doctor.
- 22:26Speaker 3: I'm sure John Jansen's feeling pretty good about himself by now.
- 22:29Speaker 2: Listen, I gotta tell you I still don't want to
- 22:32Speaker 2: have sex with John Janson. Sorry, well, I don't need
- 22:37Speaker 2: to know somebody to decide if I want to have sex.
- 22:39Speaker 2: You need to know every person you would allegedly want
- 22:41Speaker 2: to have sex with. You can't watch Brad Pitt on
- 22:46Speaker 2: a television on a movie and be like, oh, I
- 22:48Speaker 2: haven't like for me.
- 22:49Speaker 4: It's like I watched Colin Ferrell.
- 22:50Speaker 3: Well, obviously your shallow, your shallow. You're going just for looks.
- 22:54Speaker 4: Oh and you didn't with your husband. Just kidding. I
- 22:59Speaker 4: wait until Marya Tamra is still a virgin.
- 23:02Speaker 3: Actually yeah, I am born again.
- 23:05Speaker 2: Okay, now we're gonna take quick break and we're gonna
- 23:07Speaker 2: come back and talk about season fourteen, episode seven of Jersey.
- 23:23Speaker 2: So we are back to talk about episode seven of
- 23:26Speaker 2: Real Housewives New Jersey. Starts off where Teresa says John
- 23:30Speaker 2: is making a big mistake. Whenever anybody says big mistake,
- 23:34Speaker 2: I think huge, big. You know what that's from?
- 23:38Speaker 4: Now, pretty woman Tamra please.
- 23:41Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
- 23:43Speaker 2: John says all he wanted was an apology. Rachel thinks
- 23:46Speaker 2: Louis let Teresa barry herself. Louis says John is a
- 23:49Speaker 2: wanna be gangster. This is my favorite part about this
- 23:53Speaker 2: is Teresa is so unintentionally funny, like he's messing with.
- 23:59Speaker 4: The wrong Teresa, Like what other Teresa is there? Like,
- 24:04Speaker 4: I'm confused.
- 24:06Speaker 3: Well, she acts different. I think in more recent seasons
- 24:11Speaker 3: because of Louis, she's had this more of a calming.
- 24:14Speaker 2: Well she clearly when they go and we get the
- 24:18Speaker 2: to be continued, and then they come back in and
- 24:20Speaker 2: they're fighting and she's going out when he's like, yells
- 24:23Speaker 2: at the mortgage fraud and she's like it's my husband,
- 24:25Speaker 2: and then she's like drug dealer.
- 24:29Speaker 3: Yeah, And it was a whole nine minute sit down.
- 24:31Speaker 3: So it was to sit down that went south. But
- 24:35Speaker 3: do you think that Fudah went into the sit down
- 24:38Speaker 3: with the open mind lady? He already made up his mind.
- 24:41Speaker 2: I truly do think at this point if Louis would
- 24:48Speaker 2: have said maybe anything from the beginning and kind of
- 24:53Speaker 2: led the conversation, we'd be in a different place. But
- 24:56Speaker 2: I don't think either couple was sitting down for resolution
- 25:00Speaker 2: at this point.
- 25:00Speaker 3: Why do you think Louie didn't talk.
- 25:03Speaker 4: Because I don't think he could have talked without saying
- 25:06Speaker 4: something he regretted.
- 25:07Speaker 3: You know, he was just turning redder and redder as
- 25:10Speaker 3: he said there.
- 25:10Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he was the brightest red you've Hey,
- 25:13Speaker 2: he makes your shirt seem.
- 25:15Speaker 4: Like a casual beige. Like. That's how upset he was
- 25:18Speaker 4: by the end. But he didn't say anything.
- 25:20Speaker 2: And I think it's because there are certain people that
- 25:22Speaker 2: when they're upset, they can't control their emotions. So he'd
- 25:25Speaker 2: rather say nothing than anything and get himself in hot water.
- 25:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 25:31Speaker 2: But every Tuesday, Dolores and her daughter Gabby and her
- 25:34Speaker 2: mom Valerie, they come over for lunch. They talk about
- 25:38Speaker 2: Brittany and Frank getting engaged soon. Dolores says they must
- 25:42Speaker 2: wait for Paul to get divorced before she gets engaged.
- 25:46Speaker 2: Valerie says, after fifteen years, it's time. Delora says, Paul
- 25:50Speaker 2: wants to start an electrical business together.
- 25:54Speaker 4: Mmm, do you think that's a good idea.
- 25:57Speaker 2: I'm gonna Dolores, I love you and I am like
- 26:00Speaker 2: your like MVP of your fan club. But if you
- 26:04Speaker 2: want to sure fire away on how to get divorced,
- 26:06Speaker 2: it's to start a business.
- 26:08Speaker 3: Business with your husband. Yes. Yes, when we started cut
- 26:11Speaker 3: Fitness after I don't know, less than a year, I'm like,
- 26:13Speaker 3: it's yours. I can't work with you.
- 26:16Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:16Speaker 3: No, I mean it's just something to fight about.
- 26:20Speaker 4: And especially she doesn't even know what her It's one
- 26:22Speaker 4: thing if both of you are like in your niche
- 26:25Speaker 4: and like at least both of you. I thought it
- 26:26Speaker 4: was house flipping.
- 26:28Speaker 3: I thought it was house flipping. I don't know, like
- 26:31Speaker 3: a few episodes they were talking about.
- 26:33Speaker 2: House slipping, right, No, no, I earlier she was talking
- 26:36Speaker 2: about wanting to get back into real estate or something
- 26:39Speaker 2: like that.
- 26:39Speaker 4: So I think that's why you got the house flipping part.
- 26:42Speaker 3: That's what I thought. I don't know.
- 26:44Speaker 4: Then we see Rachel's daughter.
- 26:48Speaker 2: Experience some developmental delays, such as motor skills and a
- 26:51Speaker 2: lip and tongue tied. They practice her walking and crawling.
- 26:56Speaker 4: I was sad.
- 26:58Speaker 2: It didn't make me sad. It made me happy that
- 26:59Speaker 2: they're being proactive. Oh, for sure, everything they can.
- 27:02Speaker 3: But then my Mary mind goes somewhere like, oh God,
- 27:05Speaker 3: what if something's wrong and they don't know it yet?
- 27:07Speaker 3: You know, all those things.
- 27:08Speaker 4: They don't they're doing all the things.
- 27:10Speaker 3: Well, I hope long term that a little girl is okay.
- 27:12Speaker 3: Eva was very delayed, probably six months to a year,
- 27:16Speaker 3: and then a lot of things that she did as well,
- 27:17Speaker 3: and she's just fine. Yeah, Jennaden says things will be
- 27:21Speaker 3: awkward at the housewarming party since she hasn't spoken with Joe.
- 27:25Speaker 3: She also wants to talk about the Lena situation with Danielle.
- 27:29Speaker 3: Jen says Lena was stating facts about what happened, not
- 27:32Speaker 3: talking shit. Jen says Danielle has an elitist personality. Do
- 27:40Speaker 3: you but do you think that Danielle and Jen's issues
- 27:42Speaker 3: are actually about Lena?
- 27:45Speaker 4: To be honest, I don't care. I don't give two shits.
- 27:48Speaker 2: I don't care, don't I I'm going to need Danielle
- 27:54Speaker 2: and Jen to figure out what who they want to
- 27:57Speaker 2: be friends with, focus on having those friendships because right
- 28:01Speaker 2: now I just see so many people on Jersey just
- 28:03Speaker 2: being lone wolves, like I don't know, I don't think
- 28:08Speaker 2: they even like each other at all.
- 28:10Speaker 3: Yeah, there's been multiple people cast members that have come
- 28:12Speaker 3: forward and said that Danielle doesn't treat her glam well.
- 28:16Speaker 3: I don't know if it's a rumor, I don't know, if.
- 28:17Speaker 2: There's some time, I mean there was, I mean there's
- 28:19Speaker 2: always there's always somebody on every cast that treats her
- 28:23Speaker 2: like there was one. I'm not going to say who
- 28:25Speaker 2: it is because then, but there was one person on
- 28:28Speaker 2: Beverly Hills that, like when you're all getting ready in
- 28:30Speaker 2: group functions, like when you hold your diamonds or your
- 28:33Speaker 2: O drink or whatever the hell your mohidos who I
- 28:36Speaker 2: would watch the way she would talk to her glam,
- 28:38Speaker 2: and it would make me feel sick.
- 28:40Speaker 3: We have someone like that Orange County and truth won't
- 28:44Speaker 3: say sometimes they block each other on Instagram, it's but.
- 28:50Speaker 2: It but just the way that not only that, the
- 28:53Speaker 2: way that they would speak to their glam, but the
- 28:55Speaker 2: way that they would even feel comfortable to speak to
- 28:57Speaker 2: their glam in front of their people. Like I'd be
- 29:00Speaker 2: sitting there watching it, and like, granted, I can be
- 29:02Speaker 2: crazy about myself. I can be like I feel insecure,
- 29:05Speaker 2: do I look ugly? Do I look weird from this side?
- 29:07Speaker 2: But like I can ask questions, But I am really
- 29:11Speaker 2: appreciative to anybody willing to work on this mug of mine.
- 29:17Speaker 2: I'm sure it's a tough job, you know what it is,
- 29:20Speaker 2: look how it turned out on my own today.
- 29:23Speaker 4: That's great.
- 29:25Speaker 2: Then everyone arrives at the Gorgas housewarming party. Rachel tells
- 29:29Speaker 2: Melissa about lunch with Teresa and Louis. Melissa says, thank
- 29:33Speaker 2: god Rachel didn't bring her present since it's probably bugged.
- 29:37Speaker 4: And then, as in perfect timing, I see.
- 29:41Speaker 2: The box come in with the little wrapping on the top,
- 29:45Speaker 2: and I'm like, that's my.
- 29:45Speaker 3: Girl, Henry in Rachel's face dropping like what the hell?
- 29:51Speaker 3: I just I just got rid of that bottle? How
- 29:53Speaker 3: did it make its way back over here?
- 29:55Speaker 4: It made me so happy? Oh my gosh, I loved it.
- 29:59Speaker 3: I mean us walking in with Teresa's gift, I mean
- 30:02Speaker 3: made it all worth worth. Rachel and uh Joe just
- 30:07Speaker 3: dropped it off on the table there by the way.
- 30:10Speaker 3: Where the hell were they when they were filming that
- 30:13Speaker 3: that's sit down. It was like it was like a
- 30:16Speaker 3: closed It was like an interrogation room or something. They
- 30:19Speaker 3: went up the small little hallway, the small little room.
- 30:23Speaker 3: I'm like, where the hell are they?
- 30:25Speaker 4: I also need to understand what the theme of this party,
- 30:28Speaker 4: what what the party was for. I understand Lemon, house
- 30:32Speaker 4: warm and party, right, but then why was there a
- 30:34Speaker 4: giant picture of Joe.
- 30:36Speaker 3: That's part of the decorations because it was an Italian
- 30:40Speaker 3: them lemon Cello party.
- 30:42Speaker 4: What does that have to do with sing your naked
- 30:44Speaker 4: husband's penis?
- 30:45Speaker 3: Well, it's not his naked. It's actually a famous statue
- 30:49Speaker 3: and they just put Joe's head on it and both
- 30:53Speaker 3: and yep, no, not there. Then they put leaves or let.
- 30:56Speaker 4: Me throw us his own penis on there or what
- 30:59Speaker 4: he was what he was hoping it was?
- 31:01Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Their house is absolutely amazing. I
- 31:05Speaker 3: think it's the best house on there.
- 31:07Speaker 4: Who do you think was best dressed this day?
- 31:11Speaker 3: I loved Melissa's outfit flirty, I loved it. Why who
- 31:18Speaker 3: are you thinking?
- 31:19Speaker 4: No, I just went automatically went to worst stressed. But
- 31:22Speaker 4: then I was trying to start with a positive because those.
- 31:25Speaker 3: They go worst stress go ahead because we're such fashion icons.
- 31:31Speaker 4: It was just I thought, okay, I'm gonna start positively.
- 31:34Speaker 2: I thought that, uh, I thought that Rachel looked beautiful
- 31:39Speaker 2: in her outfit. I thought that I was fine with
- 31:44Speaker 2: Jackie's outfit.
- 31:46Speaker 3: Wait, is that a big tattoo down Rachel's back? On
- 31:49Speaker 3: one side?
- 31:50Speaker 4: I think so?
- 31:51Speaker 3: Yeah, every once and a while. I see a glimpse
- 31:52Speaker 3: of it, but they never focus on it, and I'm like,
- 31:54Speaker 3: is that her wires and her mic pack or is
- 31:57Speaker 3: that a tattoo? Because it's just on one side.
- 31:59Speaker 4: But if somebody told you lemon Cello party, would you
- 32:02Speaker 4: assume that means you needed to wear yellow?
- 32:05Speaker 3: I probably would, or wear something with lemons on it.
- 32:08Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know.
- 32:10Speaker 2: I think I didn't mind that Rachel was. People are
- 32:13Speaker 2: saying she missed the theme.
- 32:14Speaker 4: I didn't mind it.
- 32:15Speaker 2: I thought it was still like very like posy Tano.
- 32:19Speaker 2: I mean, if we're going to talk about somebody missing
- 32:21Speaker 2: a theme, Danielle in the white lace with the gold belt,
- 32:25Speaker 2: I was like.
- 32:26Speaker 3: Well, speaking of wor some best dress. I was on
- 32:28Speaker 3: Jeff Lewis the other day, not knowing that it was
- 32:30Speaker 3: going to be a fashion show. They do like a
- 32:33Speaker 3: fashion critique thing. What I drug Eddie with me? I
- 32:37Speaker 3: saw he wore his Yeah, anyways, yes, literally eight o'clock
- 32:41Speaker 3: in the morning, we drove over. He actually was filming
- 32:43Speaker 3: out of Orange County for Father's Day weekend. And after
- 32:47Speaker 3: that he's like, you want to stay for the fashion
- 32:49Speaker 3: and I'm like, what what are you talking about? He's like, oh,
- 32:52Speaker 3: we critique. It was me, Kelly.
- 32:55Speaker 5: Dodd and Kelly Dodd no no no together, no no
- 32:59Speaker 5: no no, and then yeah, so Jackie won, and then
- 33:04Speaker 5: they made fun of Eddie and then for me, like
- 33:07Speaker 5: on the notes, we're like, she's dressed like she she's
- 33:10Speaker 5: a slut and all this because I had my arms
- 33:12Speaker 5: up like this and my shirt pulled up really high,
- 33:14Speaker 5: so it looks like I had this big old middrip whatever.
- 33:18Speaker 3: One thing I do want to clarify when we were there,
- 33:20Speaker 3: Jeff and I were talking before the show. We were
- 33:23Speaker 3: on a break, you know, yeah, and it came back
- 33:26Speaker 3: and we were talking about some housewives how their whole
- 33:29Speaker 3: life is housewives and they have no career outside of it.
- 33:34Speaker 3: So when Housewives ends, they have no job.
- 33:37Speaker 4: I saw this shines.
- 33:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 33:40Speaker 3: So people are like, you had a podcast. Yeah, I'm
- 33:43Speaker 3: making money. I turned my firing into something where I'm
- 33:47Speaker 3: making six plus figures. So what I was saying, and people,
- 33:51Speaker 3: if you didn't listen to it the whole radio show,
- 33:54Speaker 3: you didn't know take it from the headline, is that
- 33:58Speaker 3: certain housewives that I know I were about because when
- 34:01Speaker 3: the shows, they spend all their money and when the
- 34:03Speaker 3: show's over. They have no income, and it is not
- 34:06Speaker 3: why Tamra share all of our clubes. Yeah, this is
- 34:09Speaker 3: why I busted my ass. Since I've been on the show,
- 34:12Speaker 3: I had cut finished for ten years. Now, I have
- 34:13Speaker 3: Vienna podcast, Like I'm always hustling because this is not
- 34:17Speaker 3: Housewives is not a career. Housewives is a job, and
- 34:21Speaker 3: you work from contract to contract and it can be
- 34:24Speaker 3: you can be fired at any given moment.
- 34:27Speaker 4: And if you're smart, you can create so many jobs
- 34:29Speaker 4: from it.
- 34:31Speaker 3: But I right, and I had to laugh at people
- 34:33Speaker 3: are like, oh, look at you. Your whole world is housewife.
- 34:36Speaker 3: You have a podcast. It's not talking about that. I'm
- 34:38Speaker 3: talking about when you're filming and you have you're on
- 34:42Speaker 3: the show and you have no other income.
- 34:45Speaker 4: When there's no outside world.
- 34:46Speaker 2: I actually was texting with Jen Fessler because Jenfesler was
- 34:49Speaker 2: on Watch What Happens five last night? Jen, how do
- 34:52Speaker 2: you feel that two teas in a pod has been
- 34:55Speaker 2: giving you a hard time this year?
- 34:56Speaker 4: And She's like, I love Teddy and Tama they're the best.
- 34:59Speaker 4: I love Teddy.
- 35:00Speaker 2: I mean Teddy hasn't been that nice to me. And
- 35:03Speaker 2: then Jackie kind of panics and looks and goes, uh, Jen,
- 35:08Speaker 2: Teddy and Tamara are bosses, right, Yeah, you know what
- 35:13Speaker 2: the thing is is like weird not We love Jackie
- 35:16Speaker 2: and John, we love everybody on the cast.
- 35:18Speaker 3: When we talk about the episode, we're just like.
- 35:23Speaker 2: Recapping, like what I like to me, No, and what
- 35:26Speaker 2: I liked about Jen's response to me. I just tagged
- 35:30Speaker 2: her and I didn't even write the bad part. And
- 35:32Speaker 2: she said, by the way, I'm really sorry for what
- 35:35Speaker 2: I said. Next that you hadn't been nice to me.
- 35:37Speaker 2: You've been nothing but nice to me. You're recapping the show.
- 35:39Speaker 2: I'm just new to all this, and blah blah blah,
- 35:41Speaker 2: said listen, I'm used to it. I am going to
- 35:46Speaker 2: give you a hard time because I think you rode
- 35:47Speaker 2: the fence a little bit, and I think you do
- 35:49Speaker 2: ride the fence, and I think you have really strong opinions,
- 35:52Speaker 2: and you're fun and you're beautiful, and you're smart, and
- 35:54Speaker 2: you have good friends outside of the show, So go
- 35:57Speaker 2: in and show who you really are. And she's like,
- 35:59Speaker 2: damn it, I pay two hundred and seventy five dollars
- 36:01Speaker 2: last week for therapy for the same But I mean,
- 36:08Speaker 2: that's the truth. You have to have a life outside
- 36:10Speaker 2: of this. If not, you're just gonna be real fucked up.
- 36:24Speaker 2: Let's get to the good shit, okay, if all right?
- 36:28Speaker 2: So then the gift comes that they thought could put
- 36:31Speaker 2: the black label is black label whiskey.
- 36:34Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 36:34Speaker 3: I have no idea it was a blue label or
- 36:37Speaker 3: black label, either label.
- 36:39Speaker 4: I black and blue.
- 36:41Speaker 2: But Johnny Walker, it's a whiskey, you know. Melissa makes
- 36:46Speaker 2: the comment maybe it's bug blah blah blah.
- 36:48Speaker 4: They laugh, whatever.
- 36:50Speaker 2: But then Melissa has the wherewithal to realize she does
- 36:52Speaker 2: not want to make Teresa the entire storyline of lemon Cello.
- 36:57Speaker 2: And I don't know who pulls off the card, off.
- 37:01Speaker 4: The top of it and gives it to Joe Melissa
- 37:03Speaker 4: did I believe No, I think somebody else.
- 37:05Speaker 3: Did well, Melissa. I was proud of Melissa. She's like,
- 37:09Speaker 3: we're not doing this, we're not talking about this, right,
- 37:11Speaker 3: give me the bottle, here's the card. I'm putting it
- 37:13Speaker 3: in with all the other ones that we have.
- 37:15Speaker 4: Right.
- 37:16Speaker 2: But then this is how Joe kind of took it,
- 37:18Speaker 2: Like he took the card in some emotion, like it
- 37:20Speaker 2: was like and we thought he was going to open
- 37:22Speaker 2: it and delores Is like or whoever.
- 37:24Speaker 4: It was like, let's not do this here, and I'm like,
- 37:27Speaker 4: waiting for this big reveal and then he just flings
- 37:29Speaker 4: it into the fireplace. I thought it was funny.
- 37:32Speaker 3: I thought it was funny. I think that it was
- 37:35Speaker 3: great TV. Joe knows how to make amazing TV. I
- 37:39Speaker 3: probably would have done the same thing after everything they've
- 37:42Speaker 3: gone through. You know why that bottle was brought not
- 37:45Speaker 3: because Teresa cares or anything, or Louie's like, oh God,
- 37:49Speaker 3: I want to send him something because I care about him.
- 37:51Speaker 3: Because every chance Louis has he talked shit about Joe.
- 37:56Speaker 3: But they did it because they wanted everybody to talk
- 37:58Speaker 3: about them, and that's what happened.
- 38:00Speaker 2: And I approve this mess shit, but I feel Joe
- 38:03Speaker 2: was waiting for that monologue and he got it and
- 38:06Speaker 2: I was like yeah.
- 38:09Speaker 3: But the bottom line is I don't think that, and
- 38:11Speaker 3: I think Joe believes this too. That bottle was not
- 38:13Speaker 3: brought out of the goodness of their heart. It was
- 38:16Speaker 3: brought to them because, oh, if we do this, then
- 38:19Speaker 3: everybody's going to talk about it.
- 38:21Speaker 2: I hate to be honest with you about something, Tam,
- 38:23Speaker 2: But no matter what I bring as a housewarming gift.
- 38:27Speaker 2: It's never brought out of the goodness of my heart.
- 38:29Speaker 2: I actually really hate bringing housewarming gifts. I think it's
- 38:32Speaker 2: a fucked up thing. I don't like it. I don't
- 38:34Speaker 2: care about getting it. Bring me a candle, I don't
- 38:36Speaker 2: care if it's drum alone, bring me champagne, don't care.
- 38:39Speaker 3: Do you feel there's certain housewives that will always bring
- 38:45Speaker 3: a gift every time they go somewhere.
- 38:48Speaker 2: Well, I fell into that trap at first because I
- 38:51Speaker 2: sawbody did that shit.
- 38:52Speaker 4: At first, I'm like, is this what people fucking do?
- 38:54Speaker 4: Because in my real life, I only do that shit
- 38:56Speaker 4: if it's a birthday or getting married, or like something
- 38:59Speaker 4: major's happening. People are just nice.
- 39:03Speaker 3: Like my friend Pam came to Big Bear and she
- 39:06Speaker 3: brought me this beautiful, antique looking picture, and then she
- 39:09Speaker 3: brought me these wooden spoons that she had at her
- 39:11Speaker 3: house that you hang on the wall, that I loved,
- 39:13Speaker 3: in a bottle of wine and just for my house.
- 39:16Speaker 3: Is the first time she saw it, and I thought, oh,
- 39:18Speaker 3: how nice? God, what is wrong with me? Eddie does
- 39:20Speaker 3: not go to anybody's house without bringing something.
- 39:23Speaker 2: Do you know what I brought to your house? When
- 39:25Speaker 2: I stayed with you last week. I brought my sweater
- 39:29Speaker 2: that I accidentally left. I was on my chair in
- 39:31Speaker 2: the chair, couldn't bring it the next time that I saw.
- 39:34Speaker 4: Yeah, But then we got to get kind of into
- 39:39Speaker 4: the best part.
- 39:40Speaker 3: Are you over this whole family drama or do you
- 39:42Speaker 3: get to the point where you just don't give a shites?
- 39:46Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't care.
- 39:47Speaker 3: I don't care anymore. Like at first it was sad,
- 39:49Speaker 3: and then it was like, you know, irritating. Now they
- 39:51Speaker 3: got worse, and now it's like, I'm over it. I
- 39:54Speaker 3: don't care anymore.
- 39:55Speaker 2: People are saying they're sad about the family drama. Listen,
- 39:58Speaker 2: I don't think this family has been a well oiled
- 40:01Speaker 2: machine for quite some time.
- 40:03Speaker 3: Right, And it's not uncommon for when your parents that
- 40:08Speaker 3: hold a family together pass away that the family just
- 40:11Speaker 3: falls apart. So I think that's what we're saying.
- 40:15Speaker 2: But then we get into Dolores telling Rachel that John's
- 40:19Speaker 2: comments to Teresa are unwarranted, and it's starting to feel like,
- 40:25Speaker 2: you know, Rachel completely mischaracterized what Teresa was saying about
- 40:30Speaker 2: Jaden's mom. I think she was trying to help them
- 40:33Speaker 2: in the moment, like you can't say this on TV.
- 40:36Speaker 2: And I think the final and most important part to
- 40:40Speaker 2: talk about this episode is.
- 40:44Speaker 4: This kind of reminded me of you, tam Nice. So
- 40:49Speaker 4: Jackie is starting to have an issue. Clearly she's had
- 40:52Speaker 4: a big issue with Margaret. But Jackie goes over. She
- 40:54Speaker 4: gives Joe a hug. Joe, not Margaret's Joe, not.
- 41:00Speaker 3: After she just told off his his wife.
- 41:03Speaker 2: Right whatever, neither here nor there. She gives the hug.
- 41:07Speaker 2: Margaret's coming unhinged. Her dress is eighty two size is
- 41:10Speaker 2: too big. She's like it's probably falling off. She's trying
- 41:14Speaker 2: to get her life together. And then Dolores comes up.
- 41:17Speaker 2: She's in like a full turtleneck, and this is the
- 41:22Speaker 2: point where Dolores is just this is the point where
- 41:25Speaker 2: Margaret decides she wants to share private text messages. But
- 41:31Speaker 2: my favorite part of the entire episode is there's all
- 41:34Speaker 2: these weird arguments going on.
- 41:36Speaker 4: No one can really follow it.
- 41:37Speaker 2: Marge wants to make sure that Joe is alerting Dolores
- 41:40Speaker 2: to check her text.
- 41:41Speaker 3: Mind, I can't believe Joe did that.
- 41:43Speaker 4: During the fight, He's like shave it. He's like waving
- 41:46Speaker 4: his and he's like pointing.
- 41:50Speaker 2: And it's still the numbers on the screen like it's
- 41:52Speaker 2: like and then and then Dolores is like grabs her phone,
- 41:56Speaker 2: puts her readers on it.
- 41:57Speaker 4: The readers on was so fucking nice.
- 41:59Speaker 3: And I know, well and that you want to if
- 42:00Speaker 3: you want to see my dog, my dog by the way, Jackie,
- 42:06Speaker 3: you're my dog.
- 42:08Speaker 4: Oh it was?
- 42:09Speaker 2: And then Dolores reads it and is it ever okay
- 42:12Speaker 2: to reveal private text messages? I I think text messages
- 42:19Speaker 2: prior to filming and when you're both talking shit.
- 42:22Speaker 4: I mean, let's be clear.
- 42:24Speaker 3: If somebody's been a hypocrite and talking shit and you
- 42:26Speaker 3: have proof.
- 42:27Speaker 4: Show it, show it. I do agree with that, but.
- 42:32Speaker 3: But don't do it if it's misleading. If you're showing
- 42:34Speaker 3: misleading text messages that you don't show the entire conversation
- 42:39Speaker 3: and just a small little pack, then you're a dimital square. Yeah,
- 42:42Speaker 3: you're a desk square.
- 42:43Speaker 2: Well, I did text this to Jackie today, so let
- 42:46Speaker 2: me get on my It might take me a moment
- 42:48Speaker 2: to get on my instagrams, Jaie do do because I.
- 42:55Speaker 3: But it was great of Margaret to do that. It
- 42:58Speaker 3: just shows that she knows how to make storyline happen.
- 43:04Speaker 3: It mad at her all you want people.
- 43:06Speaker 4: I do just madnest moment.
- 43:08Speaker 2: You know what she could have said, Jackie, you're full
- 43:12Speaker 2: of shit. Let's go talk to Dolores about the things
- 43:14Speaker 2: you said and what you did.
- 43:16Speaker 3: The same thing. You just did it a different way.
- 43:18Speaker 2: No, you done through your fucking husband sending a text
- 43:21Speaker 2: message of something from way before filming started.
- 43:25Speaker 3: Margaret's the one that sent the text.
- 43:27Speaker 4: Well, she had her husband's older Dolores.
- 43:30Speaker 2: But either way, I said to Jackie, I said, can
- 43:32Speaker 2: you please give me your definition of a slob? Please
- 43:35Speaker 2: so I can read it? Then I want to give
- 43:38Speaker 2: Webster's definition. And she wrote, ha ha, I just meant
- 43:42Speaker 2: it was sloppy behavior. I was venting privately to a
- 43:45Speaker 2: friend before filming even started. It would have never been
- 43:49Speaker 2: on It should have never been on camera. It was
- 43:51Speaker 2: such a nasty thing to do. Obviously, Dolores is not
- 43:55Speaker 2: a slob, and I don't hate her.
- 43:57Speaker 3: I was, but she called her a slob because she
- 44:00Speaker 3: didn't tagger. Do you care if people tag you? I
- 44:03Speaker 3: don't give a flying f if somebody tugs.
- 44:06Speaker 2: Me Camra at all at all. If I me and
- 44:10Speaker 2: you were in a fight, and I went with you,
- 44:15Speaker 2: Kyle and Teresa to an event and I didn't tag
- 44:20Speaker 2: you in a picture.
- 44:21Speaker 4: We were already in a fight, regardless of we were
- 44:25Speaker 4: in a fight or not.
- 44:26Speaker 3: I don't know you're setting this up. You said if
- 44:28Speaker 3: we were in a fight, and I fine, I backed up.
- 44:30Speaker 4: I can't always send up right, We weren't in a fight.
- 44:33Speaker 2: We go where with Kyle, Teresa and who's an andy favor?
- 44:37Speaker 2: Give me another person, Kyle, Teresa, you and Candy Candy
- 44:45Speaker 2: and I just intentionally don't tag you in any of
- 44:49Speaker 2: the photos.
- 44:49Speaker 3: Do you think it was intentional? Did we ever get
- 44:51Speaker 3: that answer?
- 44:53Speaker 4: Laura said, it was not intentional. But I don't think.
- 44:56Speaker 3: Because I got into a fight one season because I
- 44:58Speaker 3: didn't put Lydia in a g text message. And I
- 45:02Speaker 3: didn't and I didn't do it on purpose. It was
- 45:04Speaker 3: an accident.
- 45:05Speaker 2: Like listen, I wouldn't put Lydia in a private text message.
- 45:09Speaker 4: So it is what it is. I mean, we have
- 45:11Speaker 4: to wrap.
- 45:11Speaker 2: But the definition of slov is a person who is
- 45:14Speaker 2: lazy and has low standards of cleanliness to behave in
- 45:18Speaker 2: a lazy and slovenly way. This is what this episode
- 45:24Speaker 2: proved for me. And I'm not against Margaret. But Margaret
- 45:28Speaker 2: does have an arsenal.
- 45:30Speaker 4: Always on the ready.
- 45:31Speaker 2: And we heard in this episode that Margine, when you
- 45:35Speaker 2: say arsenal, do you mean proof, And arsenal means she
- 45:38Speaker 2: is whole. Whatever you say and do, she's got on
- 45:42Speaker 2: the ready to fucking take you down whenever she needs to.
- 45:46Speaker 3: I don't think she's one that lies and makes up stories.
- 45:49Speaker 3: I didn't say makes stories. Well, if she's got proof,
- 45:52Speaker 3: then she's one smart girl.
- 45:54Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
- 45:55Speaker 2: Damn, if every single time you did something that I
- 45:58Speaker 2: thought was going to be shitty and bite you in
- 46:02Speaker 2: the ass later, if I took a screenshot of it
- 46:04Speaker 2: and saved it and then sent it whenever I needed
- 46:07Speaker 2: to prove my point.
- 46:08Speaker 3: You're thinking a little bit too deep right there.
- 46:10Speaker 4: Oh you don't think that's what she did.
- 46:12Speaker 3: That she had like screenshots saved and she's like, no,
- 46:15Speaker 3: she went. You saw her go through her into her
- 46:18Speaker 3: text messages.
- 46:20Speaker 2: Because she remembered that message. I want you to imagine
- 46:23Speaker 2: makes her. I want you to imagine going.
- 46:26Speaker 3: Through too many text messages and there's too much ship
- 46:29Speaker 3: being spoken.
- 46:30Speaker 4: If that was leaked, none of us could ever make
- 46:32Speaker 4: a friend again.
- 46:33Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's different.
- 46:34Speaker 4: Maybe we should start a new pod. Two slobs in
- 46:36Speaker 4: a pod.
- 46:37Speaker 3: There you go.
- 46:38Speaker 2: But Delora said she was smaller than Jackie because Marge
- 46:41Speaker 2: puts nothing in writing. And that's the truth, that is,
- 46:44Speaker 2: don't put anything in writing either.
- 46:45Speaker 4: That's good.
- 46:46Speaker 3: It's good. We have a few people on our show
- 46:48Speaker 3: that do not put anything in writing. I'm the.
- 46:51Speaker 4: Pather.
- 46:52Speaker 3: I would guess Heather doesn't really put things in writing.
- 46:55Speaker 3: She's on a big Texter, so she doesn't put a
- 46:58Speaker 3: lot of stuff in tech. If she has something to say,
- 47:01Speaker 3: she'll call.
- 47:03Speaker 4: Does anyone do voice notes annoyingly like me?
- 47:07Speaker 1: No?
- 47:08Speaker 3: Just maybe I'm happy to say no.
- 47:11Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I love you.
- 47:14Speaker 2: We have to wrap this episode, but do not forget
- 47:16Speaker 2: that we have Dubai coming out later this week, so
- 47:19Speaker 2: make sure that you keep tuning in.
- 47:21Speaker 4: We will keep you nice and entertained. Bye, guys,