Latest / Billy The Kidd In The Morning / 2/24/26: “Do You Secretly Have a Backup Boo?
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- 0:00Speaker 1: DFW. It's time to welcome Welcome BILLI.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Billy the Carly, the Kid by the Kill, Billy the
- 0:08Speaker 2: Kid in the Morning, starring the one and only Candice
- 0:11Speaker 2: Lopez and producer Pooh, Billy the Kid in.
- 0:13Speaker 1: The Morning, the Incredible Live and logo Billy's a Kid
- 0:22Speaker 1: in the Morning. Good Morning, it's Mix one or two
- 0:27Speaker 1: point nine. Bill at a Kid, Canda Slowpez. It's your producer.
- 0:30Speaker 1: Poo is here Brian nearly six am on the dot, Candi.
- 0:33Speaker 3: Slowpez, what's up?
- 0:34Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a question for you if you've seen
- 0:36Speaker 2: this movie, because you know, we always make fun of
- 0:37Speaker 2: you for not seeing literally any movies, and I'm not
- 0:40Speaker 2: too far behind you to be honest.
- 0:42Speaker 4: But movie, Yeah, you know what the Olympics going.
- 0:44Speaker 2: On the last couple of weeks, we were having a
- 0:47Speaker 2: movie night and Eric came up with the idea that
- 0:49Speaker 2: we should watch Cool Runnings.
- 0:51Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, the Bob Slendy movie.
- 0:56Speaker 4: I forgot how good that movie is.
- 0:58Speaker 3: I forgot how I never saw it.
- 1:00Speaker 1: Oh I didn't see it. I know, seriously, no, I
- 1:03Speaker 1: never saw I know of it, Like I know the movies,
- 1:05Speaker 1: I just haven't watched them. Yeah, I might even know
- 1:08Speaker 1: quotes from movies. I just might never watched it.
- 1:10Speaker 3: But is it good?
- 1:11Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah it was fantastic.
- 1:12Speaker 2: I mean I hadn't seen it and forever, like so long,
- 1:16Speaker 2: I couldn't even remember like some of the story. Yeah,
- 1:19Speaker 2: it was the perfect time to watch that movie over
- 1:21Speaker 2: the weekend though.
- 1:22Speaker 1: I just have a weird thing with watching old movies. Really,
- 1:24Speaker 1: you know, some people can watch the same movie over
- 1:26Speaker 1: and over and over and over.
- 1:27Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:28Speaker 1: Once I've seen it, I'm like, why would I ever
- 1:29Speaker 1: watch it again?
- 1:30Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean because I don't even remember a lot
- 1:32Speaker 2: of things. Obviously, I knew the story of like the
- 1:34Speaker 2: Jamaican Bob ste Team, but I forgot that John Candy
- 1:37Speaker 2: was in the movie. Like, I just forgot so many
- 1:39Speaker 2: things about it. Yeah, it was perfect to get that.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Vibe, like poo can watch the same movie over and
- 1:45Speaker 1: over and over again. I got a memorize. I have
- 1:47Speaker 1: like five times this movie comes on. He's just watching it,
- 1:50Speaker 1: he's locked in.
- 1:51Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:51Speaker 2: Well see that's where it's good to forget everything because
- 1:53Speaker 2: you can rewatch like me and not remember and it's
- 1:56Speaker 2: like a new movie.
- 1:57Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess that's true. I do need to go
- 1:59Speaker 1: back and watch some movies. I mean, I just get
- 2:01Speaker 1: made fun of NonStop for TV shows. I haven't seen
- 2:03Speaker 1: the movies. I haven't seen every day.
- 2:05Speaker 3: Literally every day. Somebody the other day was like.
- 2:06Speaker 1: You've never seen Peaky Blinders.
- 2:09Speaker 5: Yes, that series, Junior. Our friend Junior turned me onto
- 2:12Speaker 5: that show. See who has watched everything? But it has
- 2:15Speaker 5: It's Mafia, So you know, I'm into all that.
- 2:17Speaker 6: I like.
- 2:18Speaker 1: No, I am too, but I just I don't have
- 2:19Speaker 1: time to watch every single thing that comes out.
- 2:21Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's impossible.
- 2:22Speaker 3: I fall asleep.
- 2:24Speaker 1: Yeah, say fall asleep.
- 2:25Speaker 5: Let it be the first forty eight he's locked in. Yeah,
- 2:28Speaker 5: before see I'll fall asleep.
- 2:29Speaker 3: But say that's colm story.
- 2:31Speaker 1: I can't.
- 2:31Speaker 3: No, But that's the thing.
- 2:32Speaker 1: Those are short stories that I could catch up on
- 2:35Speaker 1: and know what's going on immediately. True, I don't have
- 2:37Speaker 1: to watch fifteen episodes.
- 2:40Speaker 3: To get into it.
- 2:40Speaker 4: And the Peaky.
- 2:41Speaker 1: Blinders I tried to watch one time and I couldn't
- 2:43Speaker 1: get through the first episode. My eighty D kicked in
- 2:46Speaker 1: and I'm like, it looks cool, but I'm not. If
- 2:47Speaker 1: it doesn't catch me within twenty minutes, I'm out.
- 2:49Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:50Speaker 1: Well, once you get to the fifteenth episode, you'll love it.
- 2:52Speaker 1: I can't.
- 2:53Speaker 2: You don't have an attentions fan for No, I don't
- 2:55Speaker 2: put you know this, Candida?
- 2:56Speaker 1: Sure you know?
- 2:58Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 3:00Speaker 1: I'm talking about No. I forgot ducks here?
- 3:05Speaker 3: What's up Hill?
- 3:06Speaker 1: Yesterday?
- 3:06Speaker 5: I went to south Old Cliff to go check out
- 3:09Speaker 5: this chicken spot that they're closing after I think over
- 3:12Speaker 5: forty years, and it's the chicken spot I went to,
- 3:16Speaker 5: uh when I was growing up as a kid, and
- 3:18Speaker 5: I remember when I first met Billy, I brought him
- 3:20Speaker 5: this chicken.
- 3:21Speaker 3: It's called Rudy's Chicken.
- 3:22Speaker 4: We know Rudy.
- 3:23Speaker 5: Yeah, some people don't know since the Cliff people have
- 3:28Speaker 5: been to Oak Cliff before you. I think it's a
- 3:29Speaker 5: different country.
- 3:30Speaker 3: I understand that.
- 3:31Speaker 1: But I went to some exotic place Texas.
- 3:34Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah's chicken is famous.
- 3:37Speaker 1: Yes, I just.
- 3:38Speaker 2: Hadn't thought of Rudy's until I saw that story yesterday.
- 3:40Speaker 4: They were yeah was it good?
- 3:43Speaker 1: Yeah? It was good.
- 3:44Speaker 5: But I hate to say they didn't go out with
- 3:46Speaker 5: a bang because the chicken pieces got smallwheremaller?
- 3:52Speaker 3: Now twelve pieces? I was like, uh, was it packed?
- 3:57Speaker 5: Oh?
- 3:57Speaker 1: It was packed, lying around the corner right three times?
- 4:00Speaker 3: Where's ours?
- 4:01Speaker 1: I'm not going to eat some chicken.
- 4:03Speaker 3: Why would you not?
- 4:05Speaker 4: Don't you give an air fer in the other studio?
- 4:08Speaker 1: I have an air fryer in your studio. Yeah, I know,
- 4:11Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you're too good to Yeah, I
- 4:15Speaker 1: hate it all.
- 4:16Speaker 3: Wait, that was the first thing you ever gave me.
- 4:18Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, chicken, chicken and sALS pizza, my boy.
- 4:28Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
- 4:29Speaker 1: Speaking of food, I figured out a new way to
- 4:30Speaker 1: lose weight. Oh, I think, No, I really genuinely think
- 4:34Speaker 1: I'm onto something here. It's because I'm add and I
- 4:38Speaker 1: think I figured out that the way I'm going to
- 4:41Speaker 1: be able to stop eating as much when I eat
- 4:44Speaker 1: is eat while standing up.
- 4:46Speaker 4: Oh that's an interesting concept.
- 4:50Speaker 1: I think I figured it out that because I could
- 4:53Speaker 1: eat I'm standing up. No, but you don't eat as
- 4:55Speaker 1: much because you don't want to be standing there. So
- 4:58Speaker 1: I figured that when you sit down, you're all come
- 5:00Speaker 1: fee you're chilling. Oh yeah, I have some more wine.
- 5:02Speaker 1: Not they're right here. I get my plate, I stand
- 5:04Speaker 1: in the kitchen counter and I eat. It starts because
- 5:06Speaker 1: I have add I don't want to sit down anyway, right,
- 5:09Speaker 1: So then I just eating the kitchen counter as long
- 5:11Speaker 1: as like, if I'm not eating with people that's awkward.
- 5:13Speaker 2: Yeah, so if you're standing, you're more likely to call
- 5:15Speaker 2: the meal quicker exactly, thank you.
- 5:18Speaker 4: Interesting try it.
- 5:19Speaker 1: Today, I figured out, you know, like horses eat standing
- 5:21Speaker 1: up because they don't sit down here. Yeah, and I
- 5:24Speaker 1: saw a horse doing a wild yeah.
- 5:26Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine never sitting down.
- 5:28Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 5:29Speaker 3: So I'm like, I'm gonna eat like a horse today.
- 5:30Speaker 1: So I just sat on my kitchen or you know,
- 5:32Speaker 1: stant in my kitchen counter and just ate and I
- 5:34Speaker 1: realized I had one chicken breast and I was like, okay,
- 5:37Speaker 1: I'm good.
- 5:38Speaker 3: I feel good.
- 5:39Speaker 1: And then I walked away and you got hungry, and
- 5:41Speaker 1: then I was starving. It's Texas Top Stories on the
- 5:46Speaker 1: Tents with Billy the Kid in the.
- 5:47Speaker 5: Morning only on the new Mixed one or two point nine.
- 5:51Speaker 1: Mesquite Mama Sita. Here she is Candice slow Pez with
- 5:53Speaker 1: everything you need to know this morning, Candas, what's up?
- 5:55Speaker 4: Well?
- 5:56Speaker 2: A Frisco resident is two million dollars richer after winning
- 5:59Speaker 2: a Texas Latter scratch off. So this was a fifty
- 6:03Speaker 2: dollars ticket bought at Tom thumb On Preston, the first
- 6:06Speaker 2: of four two million dollar prizes to be claimed in
- 6:09Speaker 2: this game called Golden Riches. I love seeing someone like
- 6:13Speaker 2: in our area when.
- 6:14Speaker 4: This, Yeah, I just feel like somebody knows this person.
- 6:16Speaker 3: I do too.
- 6:17Speaker 1: But the thing is, I love scratch offs, but I'm
- 6:19Speaker 1: never spending fifty dollars on a scratch off. Why not, though,
- 6:22Speaker 1: because that's too much money.
- 6:24Speaker 4: I'll here. Yeah, but if you were in the casino,
- 6:25Speaker 4: you just be like, wooll here's one hundred.
- 6:27Speaker 3: Yeah that's different.
- 6:30Speaker 4: Why don't you get that vibe at Tom Thumb?
- 6:32Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 6:32Speaker 1: I don't know, you know what, because I don't look
- 6:34Speaker 1: at as a casino. Yeah, that's the price they have
- 6:36Speaker 1: blackjack ooh blackjack tables at Tom Thumb. Oh my gosh,
- 6:40Speaker 1: got it'd be in heaven.
- 6:41Speaker 2: If you're curious about the tax situation, the Texas Lottery
- 6:44Speaker 2: is required to withhold twenty four percent for federal taxes
- 6:48Speaker 2: for prizes over five thousand dollars, but Texas doesn't tax
- 6:51Speaker 2: the lottery winning.
- 6:52Speaker 4: So shout out to that person.
- 6:54Speaker 2: Enjoy your money, whoever you are, because it remaining anonymous.
- 6:57Speaker 1: If you're listening right now, feel free to break us off.
- 7:00Speaker 1: Little song its his breakfast breakfast. No, I'm thinking of
- 7:03Speaker 1: my A couple of thousand each.
- 7:05Speaker 5: Me.
- 7:05Speaker 4: We'll take that too, Okay, but I'm hungry, guys.
- 7:08Speaker 2: According to Vogue, twenty twenty six is the year of
- 7:11Speaker 2: the crack. H This is definitely backside crack they're talking
- 7:15Speaker 2: about here, Plummer's crack.
- 7:17Speaker 4: This is our year, guys.
- 7:19Speaker 3: That's what I was already in style.
- 7:22Speaker 2: Oh god, low cut jeans showing up on red carpets
- 7:25Speaker 2: and fashion week as far back as last spring. But
- 7:28Speaker 2: they have now made it official. So remember last year
- 7:31Speaker 2: we were talking about the whale tail that was showing
- 7:33Speaker 2: up on the Golden Globes red carpet or you know,
- 7:35Speaker 2: all these red carpets. I just can't get down with
- 7:38Speaker 2: whale tail, Plumber's crack, whatever the fun way to.
- 7:41Speaker 4: Call it is.
- 7:42Speaker 1: I'm haunted by buck cracks. You are, yeah, Because I
- 7:45Speaker 1: took a girl once. I'll never forget this. I took
- 7:48Speaker 1: a girl to a concert when I worked at a
- 7:51Speaker 1: different radio station, huh. And it was like, you know,
- 7:53Speaker 1: we were hanging out. I liked her a lot, and
- 7:55Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, come to this concert with me. All
- 7:57Speaker 1: my big executives are going to be here on my
- 7:59Speaker 1: big bosses. And I took this girl to the concert
- 8:02Speaker 1: and she had the lowest like pants on ever that
- 8:05Speaker 1: showed her butt crack. And I was known as the
- 8:10Speaker 1: guy who brought butt crack girl to the concert.
- 8:13Speaker 3: And you know this girl.
- 8:14Speaker 1: Too, I do, yes, I know she's an actress. Yeah
- 8:21Speaker 1: what what soap opera?
- 8:23Speaker 4: Was she on the General Hospital?
- 8:24Speaker 1: Right?
- 8:25Speaker 3: Yeah, we hung out way back in the day.
- 8:26Speaker 4: Her name, usband knows her.
- 8:28Speaker 1: Her name was Kelly on General Hospital. And she's great,
- 8:31Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, but she her butt crack was
- 8:34Speaker 1: everywhere that day. And and the concert name I'll never
- 8:37Speaker 1: forget was on Lake Levon we did. It was called
- 8:39Speaker 1: Jam in the Sand with Afroman.
- 8:43Speaker 4: And all these core memory for you.
- 8:45Speaker 1: I know, no, it's it's trauma. I'm trauma, dumpy, go ahead,
- 8:50Speaker 1: no one. Her crack was everywhere and everybody was just
- 8:52Speaker 1: like it was the focus of the concert. And she's
- 8:54Speaker 1: a really pretty girl. But it was like butt crack
- 8:58Speaker 1: in the sand, right, But.
- 8:59Speaker 2: Some of the trends that happened, you know, on the
- 9:00Speaker 2: West coast, don't make it here for.
- 9:02Speaker 1: A while, so make it here.
- 9:04Speaker 4: Yeah, it never did. See you're the crack though, So
- 9:06Speaker 4: she's thriving for her.
- 9:07Speaker 3: Let me put your cracks out.
- 9:10Speaker 2: Guys, if you two are sad the Olympics are overreal,
- 9:12Speaker 2: most likely see a few US athletes competing and dancing
- 9:16Speaker 2: with the stars. It sounds like all of the top
- 9:19Speaker 2: skaters have already shown interest in joining the show. They
- 9:22Speaker 2: will probably only take two Olympians because it would just get,
- 9:25Speaker 2: you know, kind of cluttered. Yeah, but the producers have
- 9:27Speaker 2: already reached out to Alyssa Liu, Amber Glenn the quad God,
- 9:33Speaker 2: downhill skier Breezy Johnson, and hockey player Jack Hughes.
- 9:37Speaker 4: He's unlikely because you know.
- 9:38Speaker 2: That would go against his NHL season.
- 9:40Speaker 3: He's got a game to play.
- 9:42Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, big things happening in the NHL.
- 9:44Speaker 2: But this was a most watched Winter game since twenty fourteen.
- 9:47Speaker 2: The ratings just came out yesterday. Viewership was up ninety
- 9:50Speaker 2: five percent over the twenty two games.
- 9:53Speaker 4: So I don't know what it was about this one.
- 9:56Speaker 1: I just think more people have access to watch stuff,
- 9:58Speaker 1: Like every year the Super Bowl goes up in the ratings. Yeah,
- 10:01Speaker 1: I think it's just I don't know, it's just more
- 10:03Speaker 1: access at more times to watch.
- 10:05Speaker 3: It wherever you're at.
- 10:07Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 10:07Speaker 1: Maybe, so, I don't know, but I mean, good for them, Yeah.
- 10:09Speaker 2: I thoroughly enjoyed it. But look for some of those
- 10:11Speaker 2: guys on Dancing with the Stars. I'm Candas Lopez. Those
- 10:14Speaker 2: are your Texas top stories.
- 10:15Speaker 3: Okay, let's do a realer fake news.
- 10:17Speaker 1: I give you three stories. You've got to tell me
- 10:19Speaker 1: which one is fake? Candice, are you ready?
- 10:21Speaker 4: Ready?
- 10:21Speaker 3: Who You're ready? I'm ready?
- 10:23Speaker 1: Okay. It's just a fun way to talk about ridiculous
- 10:24Speaker 1: stuff in the headlines. Headline umber one, Alabama man says
- 10:28Speaker 1: he has lived off of roadkill for the last three years.
- 10:31Speaker 1: Oh my god, Alabama man says he has lived off
- 10:35Speaker 1: of roadkill for the last three years.
- 10:38Speaker 3: Headline number two.
- 10:39Speaker 1: Man awakened by naked woman holding a knife and beating
- 10:43Speaker 1: him with a frying pan. Oh man awakened by a
- 10:47Speaker 1: naked woman holding a knife and beating him with a
- 10:49Speaker 1: frying pan. Headline number three. Man heats his home by
- 10:54Speaker 1: burning donuts instead of wood. Man, man heats his home
- 11:00Speaker 1: by burning donuts instead of wood. Three headlines. You got
- 11:06Speaker 1: to tell me which one is the fake story. It's
- 11:09Speaker 1: pretty tough today. I would say, Candas, what do you think?
- 11:11Speaker 4: Yeah? These are all absolutely insane.
- 11:13Speaker 3: You want to go first, you want to pass it.
- 11:14Speaker 3: To Pooh.
- 11:15Speaker 2: I don't even know if it matters today. I'll pass
- 11:18Speaker 2: it to Pooh though, since you won yesterday.
- 11:19Speaker 3: Okay, he's looking very puzzled.
- 11:22Speaker 5: I will go with that last story many heat in
- 11:25Speaker 5: his house, burn a.
- 11:26Speaker 3: Donuts instead of you think that's fake story?
- 11:29Speaker 1: Lock me in?
- 11:30Speaker 3: You sure you want to lock that in? Yeah?
- 11:32Speaker 1: Once you're locked in, you can never go back.
- 11:34Speaker 3: Now he's making me sick. Locked in, locked you're late?
- 11:37Speaker 7: Now?
- 11:39Speaker 3: Locked in?
- 11:39Speaker 1: All right, Candas Lopez, which story do you think is fake?
- 11:43Speaker 2: Lockman for that first story? The roadkill guy?
- 11:45Speaker 3: Really?
- 11:46Speaker 4: Yeah? Really, we'll see.
- 11:48Speaker 3: Are you sure?
- 11:48Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 11:48Speaker 4: I lock it in?
- 11:49Speaker 3: Okay, let me lock it in.
- 11:51Speaker 1: It's locked in, Okay. The winner today is Candy Lopez.
- 12:00Speaker 1: All right, congratulations Candice, you won.
- 12:02Speaker 5: Oh.
- 12:03Speaker 1: I feel like that should be a real story. People
- 12:05Speaker 1: do eat roadkill?
- 12:07Speaker 4: You want it to be a real story for I.
- 12:08Speaker 1: Sure want it to be a real story because I
- 12:10Speaker 1: feel like I don't know somebody has done it out there?
- 12:12Speaker 3: Has anybody done if you've eaten roadkill?
- 12:18Speaker 1: Nine?
- 12:18Speaker 3: I mean, if you.
- 12:19Speaker 1: Said, let's see you see some get hit like a deer,
- 12:21Speaker 1: get hit right away? Yeah, Well, I'm gonna take.
- 12:24Speaker 4: It right No, no, no, but don't act.
- 12:28Speaker 5: Like you're above roadkill. I'm above that. No anything else
- 12:32Speaker 5: but above road.
- 12:33Speaker 1: You you won't eat road kill, No, if you you would,
- 12:39Speaker 1: let's get that Real stories. Some berries and berries? What
- 12:44Speaker 1: about fruits and beer? That's how I'll survive.
- 12:46Speaker 4: I'm not eating no ropes.
- 12:49Speaker 3: Have you, Pooh? Have you seen the way you're built?
- 12:53Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, me and.
- 12:55Speaker 1: You are not surviving on fruits and berries. We need protein.
- 13:00Speaker 1: And if you ever say, Pooh's gonna forge ever again?
- 13:05Speaker 1: Like I'm smoking to me. That's literally why I'm laughing
- 13:10Speaker 1: because that picture Poo in the woods hunting for burying porridge.
- 13:14Speaker 4: Just putting stuff in his pockets.
- 13:15Speaker 1: Yeah, he forges for sour patch.
- 13:19Speaker 3: Kids, that's what he porages for, all right.
- 13:22Speaker 1: The Real Stories man heats home by burning donuts instead
- 13:28Speaker 1: of wood. This Polish man basically figured out that donuts
- 13:31Speaker 1: are actually cheaper to burn for heat than wood. So
- 13:34Speaker 1: he was like, well, I'm gonna buy donuts and said,
- 13:35Speaker 1: isn't that weird?
- 13:36Speaker 4: How long does that last? Though?
- 13:38Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 13:38Speaker 1: Apparently he figured out a way to burn the donuts slowly,
- 13:42Speaker 1: so he burns like twenty two pounds of donuts a
- 13:45Speaker 1: day to keep his house warm, which is cheaper than
- 13:49Speaker 1: the wood. But what a waste of donuts. I didn't
- 13:52Speaker 1: even know donuts burn because I would never burn a donuts,
- 13:55Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I'm eating a donut yeah, period. But this guy,
- 13:58Speaker 1: he figured it out. So yeah, I didn't know it
- 14:00Speaker 1: was that cheap to buy a donut.
- 14:02Speaker 3: All right.
- 14:02Speaker 1: This story is wild and mana was wakened by a
- 14:06Speaker 1: woman holding a knife and beating him with a frying pan.
- 14:11Speaker 1: A woman who beat her boyfriend sleeping brother on the
- 14:14Speaker 1: head with a free frying pan while naked. She was
- 14:18Speaker 1: high on yeah drugs, A shocker. I guess she lost
- 14:22Speaker 1: her appeal. She was going to the court and being like, yeah,
- 14:24Speaker 1: I want that overturn. They're like no.
- 14:26Speaker 3: Her name is.
- 14:27Speaker 1: Oh Gemma, Jemma Gemak Jemima Wasson attacked the man at
- 14:35Speaker 1: around four am, striking him multiple times with the frying
- 14:39Speaker 1: pan while also holding a kitchen knife. Thankfully, he was okay,
- 14:44Speaker 1: but she says, oh Gemena was saying she wants to
- 14:46Speaker 1: get this over turned this conviction because she wants to
- 14:49Speaker 1: be a teacher.
- 14:50Speaker 4: Oh wow, yeah.
- 14:53Speaker 3: So I don't know.
- 14:55Speaker 1: I mean I think no, I think I think it's fine.
- 14:59Speaker 4: A less learning there somewhere.
- 15:01Speaker 1: I think it's absolutely fine. I don't know it, says Jim.
- 15:06Speaker 1: And Mayah wants to be a teacher. She doesn't feel
- 15:10Speaker 1: like this conviction is fair. She said that she was
- 15:13Speaker 1: triggered by this man and that's the reason why she
- 15:16Speaker 1: did it, and she has no prior history. Can you
- 15:18Speaker 1: imagine waking up and you just see a naked woman
- 15:20Speaker 1: over you with a frying pan holding your knife?
- 15:24Speaker 3: Wait?
- 15:25Speaker 1: Did I date her? Two point nine Good Morning Billy
- 15:27Speaker 1: to kid Canda. Slow Pants producer Pooh is here and
- 15:30Speaker 1: Poo just thought of something and hand to be something
- 15:32Speaker 1: that he wants to talk about because I mean, I
- 15:34Speaker 1: don't know. Listen, Poo and I are both single, So
- 15:37Speaker 1: maybe who's been single for a little bit longer than
- 15:39Speaker 1: I have? And there's nothing wrong with Yeah, as far
- 15:43Speaker 1: as we know, he might be lying. We've never been
- 15:45Speaker 1: to his apartment. He could be married with kids, we
- 15:47Speaker 1: don't know. But the point is, who's been a single
- 15:50Speaker 1: a little bit longer? And there's nothing wrong with being single?
- 15:53Speaker 4: Right?
- 15:54Speaker 1: But he handed me this thing and he's liked. Man,
- 15:55Speaker 1: we should talk about this because maybe I'm doing one
- 15:57Speaker 1: of these things, and I'm like, oh, what things? And
- 15:58Speaker 1: he handed me a list of women spill their biggest
- 16:01Speaker 1: dating X. And you know I love a good list
- 16:05Speaker 1: women talk about their biggest dating X. And maybe we
- 16:07Speaker 1: can find out what Poo's guilty or maybe that I'm
- 16:11Speaker 1: guilty of. Who knows all guys, but specifically in his
- 16:14Speaker 1: case though, because he's like, I'm trying to figure out
- 16:16Speaker 1: what's going on with me, so we could figure it
- 16:19Speaker 1: out for you.
- 16:21Speaker 3: The biggest biggest dating X.
- 16:22Speaker 1: More than eight thousand women got brutally honest on Reddit,
- 16:25Speaker 1: sharing the dating habits that instantly make them cringe. Number
- 16:30Speaker 1: one was that I was going to guys. I was
- 16:34Speaker 1: going to get a stinner reservations, but I forgot. I
- 16:36Speaker 1: was going to buy you flowers, but I forgot. Okay,
- 16:39Speaker 1: I was going to surprise you with some tickets to
- 16:41Speaker 1: that concert, but I forgot.
- 16:44Speaker 2: I was going to pay for dinner, but you pulled
- 16:45Speaker 2: out your card first.
- 16:46Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was going to Now he is Poo.
- 16:49Speaker 3: I was going to guy.
- 16:51Speaker 4: In the dating room.
- 16:52Speaker 1: I don't know, we might have to put.
- 16:54Speaker 3: That on the side. That might be it.
- 16:57Speaker 1: Here's a new one though, chat cheap guys. Oh I
- 17:03Speaker 1: didn't know this was a thing. So there's a new
- 17:05Speaker 1: trend where guys are using chat chept to talk to women.
- 17:10Speaker 4: So you got to come up with how to respond
- 17:12Speaker 4: to me via text? Yeah, chat, that's awful.
- 17:17Speaker 1: Like I'm not on dating apps and I never have been.
- 17:19Speaker 1: But if if you are, if like a girl you know,
- 17:22Speaker 1: engages with you and you start talking, you put it
- 17:24Speaker 1: through chats if you need to see what you should
- 17:25Speaker 1: respond to.
- 17:27Speaker 3: Guys really doing that?
- 17:28Speaker 4: I bet they are? Yeah, I mean how many times,
- 17:31Speaker 4: like when you're dating? So what did you talk to people?
- 17:33Speaker 4: What should I say to this?
- 17:35Speaker 2: You know, you talk about amongst yourselves, you know, your
- 17:37Speaker 2: friend group about it.
- 17:38Speaker 1: I don't think Poho's guilty of that though, Okay, he's
- 17:41Speaker 1: not guilty of that.
- 17:42Speaker 3: Okay.
- 17:42Speaker 1: What about this trying to turn the conversation frisky too early?
- 17:49Speaker 1: Are you trying to get frisky? I don't do that
- 17:51Speaker 1: too soon? No, I don't do that.
- 17:53Speaker 3: I don't think that's him either.
- 17:54Speaker 1: I used to try that. Girls will call me out well.
- 17:58Speaker 3: Real quick he said that out loud. Yeah that was
- 18:00Speaker 3: years and years. Okay, what about this?
- 18:02Speaker 1: Another dating nick that women have is a man who's
- 18:05Speaker 1: constantly on their phone.
- 18:06Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh major.
- 18:08Speaker 3: Oh, that might be it.
- 18:11Speaker 1: It might be yeah, I have been.
- 18:13Speaker 2: It's because Pooh's loyal, Like he's good at responding fast,
- 18:15Speaker 2: like when I text him. Like I feel like if
- 18:17Speaker 2: he was out on a date and I text him
- 18:19Speaker 2: something about work or whatever, he would pick up his
- 18:21Speaker 2: phone in the middle of the date to text me back.
- 18:23Speaker 4: Might come off like he's on his phone, but.
- 18:26Speaker 2: He's like making sure his work thing is done.
- 18:28Speaker 1: Okay, maybe it makes sense. No, I think it's more
- 18:30Speaker 1: him just scrolling on Instagram. I don't be on Instagram
- 18:33Speaker 1: on dates. They say constantly be on your phone, whether
- 18:35Speaker 1: it's mindless scrolling or playing games. If I feel like
- 18:38Speaker 1: his phone is a higher priority, I instantly lose interest.
- 18:41Speaker 3: Put your phone away on the.
- 18:43Speaker 1: Date, for sure? What are you doing? No, I don't
- 18:45Speaker 1: want to put it all the way away. I want
- 18:46Speaker 1: to put it face down. No, Candice close to me,
- 18:50Speaker 1: at least close.
- 18:51Speaker 4: To me, Okay, I mean close to you is fine.
- 18:53Speaker 1: What if there's a family emergency or something going on,
- 18:55Speaker 1: I need to have it close. Okay, I'm gonna leave
- 18:57Speaker 1: it in my car, all right. What about this eight
- 19:00Speaker 1: Nicks for women On the list, it says when they
- 19:02Speaker 1: ask zero questions. When a man asks zero questions about me, Yeah, okay,
- 19:08Speaker 1: for sure.
- 19:08Speaker 3: They treat me.
- 19:09Speaker 1: They treat the date like a sixty minute podcast that
- 19:12Speaker 1: they're the only guest.
- 19:15Speaker 4: That sounds awful.
- 19:16Speaker 1: Oh this is bad, this girl said. One time I
- 19:18Speaker 1: had a guy tell me that I was really good
- 19:20Speaker 1: at something for a woman. He said, you drive really
- 19:25Speaker 1: well for a girl. Oh wow, okay, okay. Love bombing,
- 19:31Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't think poo love bombs anywhere. I
- 19:35Speaker 1: don't even know what that is.
- 19:36Speaker 4: This is like too much, too fast, too much, too soon.
- 19:39Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's not me.
- 19:40Speaker 3: This girl says.
- 19:41Speaker 1: Nothing kills attraction faster than realizing you can smell them
- 19:44Speaker 1: before you see them. M too much colose?
- 19:49Speaker 4: Yeah, did you go over three squirts?
- 19:52Speaker 1: That's not to a date. I used to do two
- 19:56Speaker 1: squirts on a date.
- 19:59Speaker 3: Squirts for.
- 20:03Speaker 1: One in the air and then I walked through it.
- 20:05Speaker 1: I think you do ten squirts and then one in
- 20:07Speaker 1: the air and then you walk through it. Okay, which
- 20:10Speaker 1: one do we think Pooh is guilty of doing it?
- 20:13Speaker 1: Which one do you think Pooh You're the most guilty
- 20:14Speaker 1: of being this dating nick?
- 20:18Speaker 3: Why am I asking you?
- 20:19Speaker 1: It's probably the cologne.
- 20:20Speaker 3: Well, I'm guilty.
- 20:21Speaker 1: What do you think it gives me?
- 20:22Speaker 4: The cologne for sure?
- 20:23Speaker 2: Because if I smell you before you're coming, it's already
- 20:25Speaker 2: like I'm already already have some kind of.
- 20:27Speaker 4: Like picture in my head.
- 20:28Speaker 3: It's not a turn on for some wight.
- 20:30Speaker 4: Be for some women.
- 20:31Speaker 2: But based on the women in this survey and myself,
- 20:33Speaker 2: I think.
- 20:33Speaker 4: That's too much.
- 20:34Speaker 1: Maybe that's it all right, So I think it's the
- 20:36Speaker 1: phone guy. I think he's on the phone too much. No, yeah, two,
- 20:40Speaker 1: I think that's it. I think it might be both. No,
- 20:43Speaker 1: I think he has so much Colonne on then even
- 20:44Speaker 1: his phone smells.
- 20:45Speaker 5: Like tough stories on the tents with Billy the Kid
- 20:50Speaker 5: in the.
- 20:50Speaker 1: Morning only on the new mixed one or two point
- 20:53Speaker 1: nine cannon slow pens. What is going on in our
- 20:55Speaker 1: crazy world?
- 20:56Speaker 2: Well, we get a wind advisory in place for most
- 20:58Speaker 2: of us today. Do you have to you specifically? You'll
- 21:01Speaker 2: be under that win advisory from noon to six pm.
- 21:04Speaker 2: We could have gusts over thirty five.
- 21:06Speaker 4: Miles per hour.
- 21:07Speaker 2: Of course, this brings more pollen today a higher fire
- 21:10Speaker 2: threat will be warm though seventy five degrees today.
- 21:13Speaker 3: Seventy five and windy. I hate the wind.
- 21:15Speaker 1: That explains why I saw that eyelash in the parking garage.
- 21:18Speaker 3: I already saw one.
- 21:19Speaker 1: Eye one yeah, like a strip, Yeah eyelashes, just one
- 21:23Speaker 1: little one island.
- 21:23Speaker 3: Yeah, strip eyelashes.
- 21:25Speaker 1: Oh wow, you've never just seen one randomly?
- 21:26Speaker 4: Yeah, no I have.
- 21:27Speaker 1: Yeah, they're sit there today especially. You might even see
- 21:29Speaker 1: an extension. Watch out.
- 21:32Speaker 3: It's crazy.
- 21:33Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, forty.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Degrees right now, guys. Some flights between DFW and Western
- 21:39Speaker 2: Mexico have resumed this morning, but travelers are being advised
- 21:42Speaker 2: against traveling to the entire country after cartel violence erupted
- 21:47Speaker 2: over the weekend. American Airlines did operate new flights in
- 21:50Speaker 2: and out of certain cities, but Porto Iyada flights in
- 21:54Speaker 2: and out are still canceled.
- 21:55Speaker 4: So just to heads up, and.
- 21:57Speaker 2: We are still waiting to see if these will make
- 21:59Speaker 2: their way to Texas. But Duncan is testing out forty
- 22:02Speaker 2: eight ounce buckets of ice coffee at selects locations in
- 22:06Speaker 2: the northeast.
- 22:07Speaker 4: So this is like two venties.
- 22:09Speaker 2: Basically, if you go to Starbucks, okay, there are.
- 22:12Speaker 4: Twenty four ounce.
- 22:13Speaker 1: Forty eight ounces, So what are you supposed to drink
- 22:15Speaker 1: that alone? Or you share.
- 22:16Speaker 2: Well, each bucket costs around ten dollars. They are not
- 22:19Speaker 2: meant to be shared. I guess there's one straw hole
- 22:22Speaker 2: in the lid. Wow, yeah, I mean this is like giant.
- 22:26Speaker 2: People seem to be loving it. They're just saying, we're
- 22:28Speaker 2: having a hard time driving with our coffee. You got, Yeah,
- 22:31Speaker 2: it doesn't in the cup holder obviously, forty eight ounces.
- 22:33Speaker 4: It's a little bucket.
- 22:35Speaker 1: Forty eight ounces of coffee. I would be bouncing off
- 22:38Speaker 1: the walls, right, do we need this? Yes? Actually yes,
- 22:41Speaker 1: we did give me one immediately. I mean that's what
- 22:44Speaker 1: you pretty much walk in with every day.
- 22:46Speaker 4: Well, no, that's not.
- 22:47Speaker 2: My coffee though, that's my water. Like I knew forty
- 22:50Speaker 2: ounces of water.
- 22:50Speaker 1: Oh I thought you had coffee in that big stanley.
- 22:52Speaker 4: No, that's water. Well, I don't know my coffee. It's
- 22:55Speaker 4: eight ounces and I don't even drink the whole thing.
- 22:57Speaker 1: Candice walks in with and I did a video on
- 22:59Speaker 1: this on my Instagram yesterday at Billy on the radio.
- 23:01Speaker 3: You could see it.
- 23:02Speaker 1: But she walks in with literally seventeen bags two three cups, no, yeah,
- 23:09Speaker 1: three cups.
- 23:10Speaker 3: Four cups.
- 23:10Speaker 4: I've got water, electrolytes. And then my coffee mug.
- 23:15Speaker 1: It's seventeen bags at least a blanket.
- 23:19Speaker 4: I think my blanket here you do?
- 23:21Speaker 1: Yeah, well, then the other day you had it with
- 23:23Speaker 1: you though, because you're going to.
- 23:24Speaker 4: Take it home to wash it.
- 23:24Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. She literally has it. Takes her. I'd
- 23:28Speaker 1: be like, yeah, she's you want to walk down the
- 23:30Speaker 1: parking garage with me. I'm like, yeah, okay, you ready, Yeah,
- 23:32Speaker 1: just give me a couple of minutes. Forty five minutes
- 23:35Speaker 1: later she has everything.
- 23:37Speaker 2: You went through the comments right to see how every
- 23:39Speaker 2: woman is like, this is me, this is me. Okay,
- 23:43Speaker 2: it's not just Candae, it's every woman in the world
- 23:45Speaker 2: because we need things. But guess what, if you guys
- 23:49Speaker 2: need a snack, we got it right.
- 23:51Speaker 3: It's true.
- 23:52Speaker 4: If you guys need a blanket, we got it.
- 23:54Speaker 1: A I apologize if that was Hayten. I'm not Hayten.
- 23:56Speaker 1: I'm just saying you're very prepared.
- 23:58Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you very much, real quick, guys. Rumors that
- 24:02Speaker 2: Katie Perry was pregnant with Justin Trudeau's child appear to
- 24:05Speaker 2: be just rumors, but a source close to her is
- 24:08Speaker 2: denying this, but also saying they're not against it, which
- 24:12Speaker 2: is such an odd response considering they just met last summer.
- 24:16Speaker 2: But this outlet named pop Drug actually posted the rumor
- 24:19Speaker 2: to be true with the picture of them skiing together.
- 24:22Speaker 2: But people are squashing this pretty quickly. I hadn't heard
- 24:25Speaker 2: that rumor until I saw it on this pop drug website.
- 24:28Speaker 2: They straight up said, like, she's pregnant. Really, there was
- 24:30Speaker 2: no question at all.
- 24:31Speaker 3: I mean, do we think it's possible?
- 24:33Speaker 1: I mean, did they just move in together or no.
- 24:36Speaker 2: That's a good question because it appears that they may
- 24:39Speaker 2: have got a place together.
- 24:41Speaker 4: But I mean they're all over the place.
- 24:43Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, that's just what rich people do. Though,
- 24:45Speaker 3: I feel like rich people just hang out.
- 24:47Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing? Right?
- 24:48Speaker 2: She's forty one, by the way, which is interesting because
- 24:51Speaker 2: that's like the new way I tell you know, if
- 24:53Speaker 2: someone's older younger than me, if they're pregnant, I'm like, well,
- 24:55Speaker 2: most likely they're younger than me, which is really interesting.
- 24:59Speaker 3: Okay, you can have a baby at forty one, right.
- 25:01Speaker 2: Yeah for sure. Okay, but I'm saying me specifically. All right, yeah, so,
- 25:05Speaker 2: but I'll keep you posted if that turns out to
- 25:07Speaker 2: be true.
- 25:07Speaker 4: I don't think so.
- 25:08Speaker 1: They're such a weird couple to me, you think so, Yeah,
- 25:10Speaker 1: they just look so I don't know, just so you
- 25:12Speaker 1: just look at a couple and you're like, they don't
- 25:14Speaker 1: make sense. Yeah, Like there's certain couple they just don't
- 25:17Speaker 1: make sense to me. Yeah, like Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani.
- 25:20Speaker 1: Never gonna make sense to me. No, but I'm.
- 25:22Speaker 3: Glad it works.
- 25:23Speaker 1: Yeah, but if I look at them, No, what's happening here?
- 25:27Speaker 5: Right?
- 25:28Speaker 7: No?
- 25:28Speaker 4: For sure?
- 25:29Speaker 1: For sure.
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- 25:43Speaker 3: It's makes one or two point nine. Good morning.
- 25:45Speaker 1: My name is Billy the Kid. Candas Lopez, and our
- 25:47Speaker 1: seventeen bags are over there.
- 25:49Speaker 3: Yep, I'm producer over there.
- 25:51Speaker 4: What you need? I got it?
- 25:51Speaker 1: With his snacks, you did? You did give us a
- 25:54Speaker 1: fire snacks? Yes she did today, Thank you, Candas. With
- 25:57Speaker 1: the good snacks, they were like bisc off, you know,
- 25:59Speaker 1: the cookie, but they were sticks and you dip them
- 26:01Speaker 1: in cookie.
- 26:01Speaker 4: Butter andy snack for biscus.
- 26:03Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean candics for the win.
- 26:07Speaker 3: That was a real big win.
- 26:08Speaker 4: Those came out of my second bag.
- 26:10Speaker 1: Oh second back. Well, thank you much appreciated. Okay, if
- 26:13Speaker 1: you get a secret eight three three seven eight seven
- 26:15Speaker 1: one oh two nine, I don't care what the secret is,
- 26:17Speaker 1: big secret, little secret. I just make it good. And
- 26:20Speaker 1: you got one, we're ready to hear it.
- 26:22Speaker 6: Okay. So this isn't something I would ever say out
- 26:25Speaker 6: loud to anyone I actually know. But I've been in
- 26:28Speaker 6: my relationship for about six and a half years. We're good,
- 26:31Speaker 6: we're solid, we're comfortable, We've built a good life together.
- 26:35Speaker 6: But if I'm being completely honest, I do have a
- 26:39Speaker 6: me mentally, I have a backup plan. And I don't
- 26:43Speaker 6: really feel that crazy saying it, because, like I swear,
- 26:46Speaker 6: every guy I know has one, and I think women
- 26:48Speaker 6: just don't talk about it.
- 26:49Speaker 1: Now, Okay, now that when you see a backup plan,
- 26:52Speaker 1: do you mean you have like if it all goes bad,
- 26:54Speaker 1: I have a little money stashed to the side, I
- 26:56Speaker 1: can get out.
- 26:57Speaker 3: I have a place I can go.
- 26:58Speaker 1: When you mean a back or do you mean like
- 26:59Speaker 1: a person you have a backup plan as far as another.
- 27:02Speaker 6: Partner, I'm talking about a backup person.
- 27:07Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wow, we talked about this. See remember this
- 27:10Speaker 1: was a long time ago. There was a story actually
- 27:12Speaker 1: that came out that said everyone has a backup Yeah.
- 27:15Speaker 4: I think you guys said every woman has one.
- 27:18Speaker 1: Every woman has one in their head. Yeah, and you're
- 27:21Speaker 1: saying this is true, because you're right. Women don't admit
- 27:23Speaker 1: this if it's true.
- 27:25Speaker 6: Right, That's what I'm thinking. But I need to, like,
- 27:27Speaker 6: I need to hear about more women. So I'm I'm
- 27:30Speaker 6: just putting my foot out here.
- 27:36Speaker 3: So who's the guy I want to know? Who?
- 27:37Speaker 1: You're Well, can you tell us about your backup plan?
- 27:40Speaker 3: Who it is? Not specific names and stuff, but who
- 27:42Speaker 3: is the guy?
- 27:43Speaker 6: Yeah, of course. So it's the guy that I dated
- 27:46Speaker 6: right before my current boyfriend, and at the time I
- 27:50Speaker 6: was in like a weird headspace. I don't think I
- 27:54Speaker 6: gave him a fair chance and he was genuinely Who's
- 27:57Speaker 6: just a really good guy. He treated me well, he
- 27:59Speaker 6: showed up, he was very consistent, and he's a good guy.
- 28:03Speaker 3: Get the hell away from me.
- 28:05Speaker 1: I'm allergic to guys. So okay, scary, you know, Yeah,
- 28:11Speaker 1: that is the no, it could be scared.
- 28:12Speaker 3: So you go with the guy you're with now, right, yes, okay,
- 28:15Speaker 3: but fast.
- 28:16Speaker 6: Forward six and a half years later, and he still
- 28:19Speaker 6: hasn't popped the question. He's like, you know, what's the ruh?
- 28:22Speaker 6: She's just a piece of paper before and I have
- 28:26Speaker 6: and I loved him. I love him, I do, but
- 28:30Speaker 6: I'd be lying if I said I don't feel like
- 28:32Speaker 6: time is ticking. And if he's not serious, then like
- 28:35Speaker 6: you know this backup plan and not long ago, like okay,
- 28:39Speaker 6: I did something I probably shouldn't have, very innocent. I
- 28:42Speaker 6: looked up the old guy on Facebook and just curiosity
- 28:47Speaker 6: and that's what I told myself. And and that's it.
- 28:50Speaker 6: Like he's single, and now I can't stop thinking about it.
- 28:54Speaker 4: Yeah, not about.
- 28:56Speaker 6: Cheating, not even about reaching out, just about the you
- 28:59Speaker 6: know the what, and about whether I chose comfort over
- 29:04Speaker 6: certainty or about whether you know, I let a good
- 29:08Speaker 6: one go because I just wasn't ready for him back then.
- 29:11Speaker 1: So well you probably didn't. I mean, I have a backup,
- 29:14Speaker 1: but don't you Sometimes I think I go I lean
- 29:16Speaker 1: towards well, everything happens for a reason. Yeah, I'm not
- 29:19Speaker 1: with that person for whatever reason. Maybe I don't get it,
- 29:22Speaker 1: but here I am now. Now I will say though,
- 29:24Speaker 1: because I thought your person you're with now is your husband,
- 29:27Speaker 1: because when you said six and a half years, but
- 29:29Speaker 1: this is your this is your boyfriend, long boyfriend that's
- 29:33Speaker 1: up six and a half years.
- 29:35Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you're waiting for him to you know,
- 29:38Speaker 2: commit or put a ring on it or whatever, like,
- 29:40Speaker 2: there should be no backup. There should be nobody else
- 29:42Speaker 2: even in the picture.
- 29:43Speaker 1: After a certain time of waiting almost so long, does
- 29:46Speaker 1: it become less like something you want?
- 29:48Speaker 6: Yeah, it just feels less stable and less secure because
- 29:52Speaker 6: there is there is no proposal. There hasn't been, you know.
- 29:54Speaker 6: He just keeps like, he says, you know, I love him,
- 29:58Speaker 6: and he says I love you too, and so what's
- 30:01Speaker 6: the what's the big deal, what's the rush? And like,
- 30:03Speaker 6: I don't there's no rush. This is six and a
- 30:05Speaker 6: half years.
- 30:06Speaker 1: Yeah, that's six and a half years a long time. Well, yeah,
- 30:09Speaker 1: he's obviously been burned. It sounds like he might have
- 30:11Speaker 1: been burned before if he was married.
- 30:12Speaker 4: Yep.
- 30:13Speaker 1: And so he's like, well, it's just a piece of paper.
- 30:15Speaker 1: Been there, done that. But you've never been married. You
- 30:16Speaker 1: want to experience all those things, which is understandable.
- 30:20Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I think he is. But if he's not,
- 30:24Speaker 6: then you know.
- 30:25Speaker 3: But but you.
- 30:26Speaker 1: Got a backup Boo ready to go. Well, you got
- 30:29Speaker 1: a backup Boo ready to go.
- 30:31Speaker 4: That's wild, Yeah in my head. Yeah, because that guy
- 30:34Speaker 4: doesn't even know.
- 30:35Speaker 3: He doesn't know, but.
- 30:36Speaker 4: He would be like, yeah, cool, he never.
- 30:38Speaker 3: Will you don't know that.
- 30:40Speaker 1: I don't think he'll never know. My gut tells me.
- 30:43Speaker 1: I'm not saying you're gonna break up with your man,
- 30:45Speaker 1: and I hope you don't. If it works out, it
- 30:46Speaker 1: works out, but you don't know. Sometimes backup Boo's coming
- 30:49Speaker 1: into existence. It comes, you know, if you think about
- 30:52Speaker 1: something long enough, I think you manifested. I too real.
- 30:56Speaker 3: I've thought that my whole life.
- 30:58Speaker 2: I Mean, people say manifesting is real, but I think
- 31:00Speaker 2: it is also. Just looking at him on Facebook isn't
- 31:03Speaker 2: exactly manifesting.
- 31:04Speaker 1: No, But if you're thinking about it a lot, you
- 31:06Speaker 1: obviously are. If you're looking them up on Facebook and
- 31:08Speaker 1: you're like, well, what if you know? You're not fantasizing
- 31:11Speaker 1: about him, and this is not cheating, but you're not
- 31:13Speaker 1: putting the energy in the current relationship. And something's obviously
- 31:16Speaker 1: irritating you and rubbing you the wrong way about your
- 31:18Speaker 1: relationship you're in now. So I mean I and I
- 31:20Speaker 1: think you should take that guy the backup boo out
- 31:22Speaker 1: of it and think about is this something you really want?
- 31:24Speaker 3: If it's not him popping the question too? And then
- 31:26Speaker 3: you know, because how.
- 31:27Speaker 2: Long I mean, you'll have to have a conversation. That's
- 31:29Speaker 2: a long time.
- 31:30Speaker 3: How long do you wait someone to propose?
- 31:32Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good question, because I.
- 31:34Speaker 1: Got engaged a question.
- 31:36Speaker 4: You were and a half years. I don't know, three
- 31:38Speaker 4: you waited two and a half years, Yeah, something like that.
- 31:40Speaker 3: That's normal.
- 31:41Speaker 2: But then we had a long engagement, so I yeah,
- 31:44Speaker 2: it was like five years.
- 31:45Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 31:45Speaker 1: Okay, wow, five years.
- 31:47Speaker 4: Well until we actually got married.
- 31:48Speaker 3: All right.
- 31:49Speaker 1: I think you asked a good question. I'm going to
- 31:50Speaker 1: ask other women is this something they have? Is this
- 31:53Speaker 1: something that's real? I know it is, you think it is.
- 31:56Speaker 1: Every girl has a backup.
- 31:58Speaker 5: Now we're not in a relationship, I'm gonna tell can
- 32:00Speaker 5: like if I can not Candace, but every other girl
- 32:03Speaker 5: has a just in.
- 32:04Speaker 1: Case break glass, just a case of an emergency.
- 32:07Speaker 2: Break married women or do you think they're just girls
- 32:09Speaker 2: litter like dating, and I.
- 32:11Speaker 3: Think both I think they do.
- 32:12Speaker 1: I don't think every woman has it, yeah, yeah, but
- 32:14Speaker 1: I think seventy five percent of us.
- 32:16Speaker 5: Yeah, most of them are. Most of them are like
- 32:19Speaker 5: what if you know this one don't work out? I
- 32:21Speaker 5: could always call over.
- 32:22Speaker 1: No.
- 32:23Speaker 2: I think women are okay just being single these days.
- 32:27Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're right. And even if Canda's had once,
- 32:29Speaker 1: you wouldn't tell us no. She ain't tell us no.
- 32:31Speaker 1: Maybe it's pooh no, you back up pooh, ma'am.
- 32:38Speaker 3: Thank you for being honest with us.
- 32:40Speaker 1: I hope you get whatever you get, whether that's a
- 32:43Speaker 1: ring or whatever, that makes you happy because you deserve it.
- 32:46Speaker 1: So don't be quiet about it just because it's not
- 32:47Speaker 1: something he wants. I mean you can both have needs,
- 32:50Speaker 1: so speak up about it. Thank you, and if you
- 32:52Speaker 1: get with Baku boo, let us know.
- 32:54Speaker 6: Yeah for real, you'll be my first Poe.
- 32:58Speaker 1: Call Okay, good, I don't stay there. I think she's
- 33:01Speaker 1: going to there's no way. Once you think about something
- 33:03Speaker 1: that much, right and call up ladies. Tell me if
- 33:06Speaker 1: you have a backup, boo, be honest. I think once
- 33:08Speaker 1: you think about something in your subconscious mind, repeat it repeated, NonStop.
- 33:13Speaker 1: It moves into your conscious mind without even you thinking
- 33:15Speaker 1: about it.
- 33:16Speaker 2: Okay, scrolling facebookers, No, that's how the mind works.
- 33:22Speaker 1: They don't know.
- 33:23Speaker 3: It's not a conspiracy poo. I'm just saying this is serious.
- 33:25Speaker 1: If you got a backup boo and you think about
- 33:27Speaker 1: that enough and you're on Facebook creeping, it's eventually gonna
- 33:30Speaker 1: you're gonna subconsciously cheat until you consciously check.
- 33:34Speaker 3: That's exactly right. All right, he's.
- 33:38Speaker 1: Going for Candace Court. It gets settled here with billion
- 33:42Speaker 1: the kid in the morning and so many good calls
- 33:44Speaker 1: about backup boos and ladies who have them or had them.
- 33:47Speaker 1: I know I'll get to them coming up. Candas Court
- 33:49Speaker 1: is on right now, though we have to you know,
- 33:51Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry, all right, thank you, Judge.
- 33:54Speaker 3: Canna Spez mixed one.
- 33:56Speaker 4: Or two points in the court already.
- 33:57Speaker 1: I know she already had her gabble out. And if
- 34:00Speaker 1: you don't think she really has when, trust me she does.
- 34:01Speaker 1: I have the bruises to prove it. Okay, this thing
- 34:06Speaker 1: you did, you'd get crazy over there, all right. If
- 34:09Speaker 1: you have an issue for candis at Candace on air,
- 34:11Speaker 1: just hit her up on Instagram at Candas on air,
- 34:13Speaker 1: this is a good one. So I recently found out
- 34:14Speaker 1: that my best friend has been venting about me in
- 34:17Speaker 1: a group chat I'm not a part of.
- 34:19Speaker 3: I wasn't snooping.
- 34:21Speaker 1: Someone else showed me screenshots and it wasn't just harmless stuff.
- 34:25Speaker 1: It was personal frustrations and things I told her in confidence.
- 34:30Speaker 1: She didn't use my name, but anyone who knows us
- 34:32Speaker 1: would immediately know that she's talking about me. When I
- 34:35Speaker 1: confronted her, she said everyone needs a place to vent,
- 34:39Speaker 1: and that it didn't mean she doesn't value our friendship.
- 34:42Speaker 1: I get that no one is perfect and people blow
- 34:44Speaker 1: off steam, but it feels different when it's your supposed
- 34:48Speaker 1: best friend doing it in a room that you're excluded from.
- 34:53Speaker 1: Am I being too sensitive about this? Or is this
- 34:56Speaker 1: a bigger breach of trust than she's making it out
- 34:59Speaker 1: to be. Cannis Court helped me out. Oh, this is
- 35:02Speaker 1: a good one, Candace. When you hear this big breach,
- 35:05Speaker 1: big breach?
- 35:06Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I don't like this, especially from a best friend.
- 35:10Speaker 4: Like if you're gonna talk on text.
- 35:12Speaker 2: I mean, be ready for somebody to find out, Like
- 35:15Speaker 2: just because it's on tech screenshots go flying around left
- 35:18Speaker 2: and right all the time.
- 35:19Speaker 4: What are you doing?
- 35:20Speaker 1: And I also play Devil's advocate here, Yeah, because I
- 35:23Speaker 1: don't know of any girl group that doesn't do this well.
- 35:27Speaker 2: Depends on what level, right, Like, yeah, I've taken a
- 35:29Speaker 2: group chat, you know, side over a sidebar and a
- 35:32Speaker 2: group chat. It happens before, but it's usually funny stuff
- 35:35Speaker 2: and it's like commentary versus like this is like, this
- 35:38Speaker 2: sounds ick to me.
- 35:39Speaker 4: You're taking the personal information and sharing it.
- 35:42Speaker 3: Yeah, stuff that.
- 35:44Speaker 1: The part that I don't like is if anything is
- 35:46Speaker 1: shared in confidence, I expect it to remain, you know,
- 35:49Speaker 1: between us.
- 35:50Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think some people know when that's the case,
- 35:53Speaker 2: and other people have to give a disclaimer like hey,
- 35:56Speaker 2: between us, you know what I mean?
- 35:58Speaker 4: And is their value in that, because I think there is.
- 36:00Speaker 3: I think there is two.
- 36:01Speaker 1: If Cannas you come to me and you say, hey,
- 36:03Speaker 1: don't tell pooh, right, this is between us, which you
- 36:07Speaker 1: do all the time, oh, all the time all the time.
- 36:12Speaker 3: No, But I mean.
- 36:13Speaker 1: We've known each other for twenty years. We don't really
- 36:15Speaker 1: have any side chats. Anything we want to yell about,
- 36:17Speaker 1: we just yell about it.
- 36:17Speaker 3: In front of each other.
- 36:20Speaker 1: That's a side of a healthy friendship.
- 36:21Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
- 36:22Speaker 1: But if you were to come to me and say, hey,
- 36:24Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you this, but I don't want
- 36:26Speaker 1: everybody to no, please keep it between us. Yeah, I
- 36:29Speaker 1: swear to you I'm the kind of person that I
- 36:31Speaker 1: do keep it between us. Yeah. Same, And that doesn't
- 36:35Speaker 1: mean and let me ask you this. If I ask Cannas.
- 36:37Speaker 1: If I say Cannas, can you keep this between us?
- 36:40Speaker 1: Does that mean you go home and tell Eric?
- 36:42Speaker 2: Depends on what it is, Okay, Yeah, I appreciate that honesty.
- 36:45Speaker 2: Ninety nine percent of the time, I just keep it
- 36:48Speaker 2: between us.
- 36:49Speaker 1: So there's one percent of the time you lie to
- 36:50Speaker 1: my face and say, well, if it's.
- 36:53Speaker 4: It depends on it's case by case.
- 36:55Speaker 2: But for sure I keep it between us unless I
- 36:57Speaker 2: think it's something that he could provide input for and
- 37:00Speaker 2: then I could relay.
- 37:01Speaker 3: You know what.
- 37:01Speaker 1: The funny part is, I almost expect if I say
- 37:04Speaker 1: to in confidence with somebody between us, Yeah, I almost
- 37:07Speaker 1: expect them to tell their significant other.
- 37:09Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 37:09Speaker 2: I mean I have a girlfriend who sometimes she'll be like, well,
- 37:12Speaker 2: don't tell Eric, you know, I mean, because it's like
- 37:15Speaker 2: girl stuff, it's personal, Like she just I don't know,
- 37:18Speaker 2: it's just what she does. And uh, and I love
- 37:21Speaker 2: it and I keep that between us.
- 37:22Speaker 1: But group chats do get kind of wild though.
- 37:25Speaker 3: Yeah, they do get kind of.
- 37:26Speaker 2: Work, sure, but everyone does need a place to vent
- 37:29Speaker 2: for sure. But like, if you're venting to people who
- 37:31Speaker 2: know me, that's gossiping, you.
- 37:33Speaker 5: Know, gossiping. That's the way I view it. I don't
- 37:35Speaker 5: view it as inventing to my face. Yeah, and if
- 37:37Speaker 5: I have a significant other, I never tell them.
- 37:42Speaker 1: You didn't even tell them where you're at.
- 37:44Speaker 5: I'm just saying, like the last girl that I did have,
- 37:47Speaker 5: like she would she would try to be nosy and
- 37:49Speaker 5: I'd be like, it's work stuff.
- 37:51Speaker 1: Oh like she asked me, and you know what we're
- 37:54Speaker 1: billy talking about.
- 37:55Speaker 4: But you're kind of private, you are, You.
- 37:56Speaker 3: Are way private.
- 37:58Speaker 4: I mean I just know that that's fine.
- 38:00Speaker 3: No, that's not a bad thing.
- 38:01Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Pooh's he's super super private about everything. Yeah,
- 38:05Speaker 1: we've never been to his house, we don't know his
- 38:07Speaker 1: real name, we've never met his kids, his family. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 38:14Speaker 1: but yeah, this takes the line to me of a
- 38:16Speaker 1: little gossipy. But it doesn't matter what we think. It
- 38:18Speaker 1: matters what you think is someone in the group chat,
- 38:21Speaker 1: you know, talking about sidebarn away from this girl and
- 38:25Speaker 1: she's only one excluded. Is that wrong or is that normal?
- 38:28Speaker 4: Yeah? I hear you. Yeah.
- 38:30Speaker 2: Look, I think this person is guilty of being a
- 38:32Speaker 2: tea time tailor. Oh you spilled the tea and it's
- 38:37Speaker 2: a stain right on your shirt.
- 38:38Speaker 1: We see it. Stop not a te time tailor. Have
- 38:45Speaker 1: you got to keep it between y'all?
- 38:47Speaker 4: Right?
- 38:48Speaker 3: Okay, court the verdict? Oh this is real. I like
- 38:51Speaker 3: this verdict.
- 38:52Speaker 1: She is guilty of being.
- 38:53Speaker 4: A tea time Taylor.
- 38:56Speaker 1: Stories on the tents with Billy the Kid in the
- 38:58Speaker 1: morning only.
- 38:59Speaker 4: On the Mix one or two point nine.
- 39:01Speaker 1: I got a lot going on this morning. Can of slowpas?
- 39:03Speaker 3: What's up?
- 39:04Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 39:04Speaker 2: Well, a Frisco resident who wants to stay anonymous is
- 39:07Speaker 2: two million dollars richer after winning a Texas Lottery scratch off.
- 39:11Speaker 2: So this was a fifty dollars ticket sold at tom
- 39:14Speaker 2: thumb On Preston, the first of four two million dollar
- 39:17Speaker 2: prizes to be claimed.
- 39:19Speaker 4: This is a game called.
- 39:20Speaker 2: Golden Riches, And I just feel like when it's someone
- 39:23Speaker 2: that close to us, like somebody knows somebody who knows
- 39:26Speaker 2: the person I.
- 39:26Speaker 1: Just want to know who it is. Oh, I know,
- 39:28Speaker 1: we see. That's the thing though. I play scratch offs
- 39:30Speaker 1: all the time and I love them. Yeah, but I'm
- 39:32Speaker 1: never gonna win big because I only get like the
- 39:34Speaker 1: five dollar ones. Right, if I'm balling, I get the
- 39:36Speaker 1: five dollar ones.
- 39:37Speaker 2: Yeah, where the max you could win is what one
- 39:39Speaker 2: thousand dollars, which is good, but it's not two million.
- 39:41Speaker 1: I mean yeah, two million dollars on a scratch off
- 39:43Speaker 1: seems crazy. But if you're buying a fifty I don't
- 39:45Speaker 1: want to buy a fifty dollars scratch off, though.
- 39:47Speaker 4: Yeah we should. You love gambling, you love casinos.
- 39:50Speaker 3: You're the worst influence ever.
- 39:52Speaker 4: Well, I just want you to win.
- 39:53Speaker 1: I'm never a storriage when I'm under a bridge off
- 39:56Speaker 1: thirty five because I've spent all my money on scratch offs.
- 40:00Speaker 1: Imagine that. Remember that you can have to take me in.
- 40:02Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, okay.
- 40:03Speaker 2: If you're curious about the tax situation, the Texas Lottery
- 40:06Speaker 2: is required to withhold twenty four percent for federal taxes
- 40:10Speaker 2: for prizes over five thousand dollars, but Texas doesn't have
- 40:13Speaker 2: a tax lottery winning so there you go. Keep scratching guys, you're.
- 40:16Speaker 1: Literally telling someone who loves gambling to go buy and
- 40:19Speaker 1: go gamble.
- 40:20Speaker 4: I mean someone won this in Frisco.
- 40:22Speaker 1: It could be you, I know, but don't tell someone
- 40:25Speaker 1: who is almost addicted to gambling that kind of stuff.
- 40:27Speaker 2: Okay, fair, let's talk about this, guys. According according to Vogue,
- 40:31Speaker 2: twenty twenty six is the year of the crack. This
- 40:35Speaker 2: definitely is backside crack, guys, plumbers crack.
- 40:37Speaker 4: Oh, this is the new trend.
- 40:39Speaker 2: Low cut jeans are showing up on red carpets and
- 40:42Speaker 2: fashion week even last spring, but this is now official.
- 40:45Speaker 4: According to Vogue, this is just one of those trends.
- 40:47Speaker 2: I just can't with the whale tail, the low cut,
- 40:51Speaker 2: low rise jeans, with the crack showing.
- 40:53Speaker 4: Why do we want that?
- 40:54Speaker 3: Who knew? Who has been in style for years?
- 40:57Speaker 1: I was ahead of my time.
- 40:58Speaker 4: Yeah, why do we want this? Though? I don't understand.
- 41:02Speaker 1: I don't know though, but back in the day, I
- 41:04Speaker 1: feel like in the early two thousands, isn't that when
- 41:06Speaker 1: like low rise jings are really hot? Are they back
- 41:09Speaker 1: in style now? I guess they are.
- 41:10Speaker 2: I get they come and go, but I think like
- 41:12Speaker 2: most women at this point are like, we're over it
- 41:15Speaker 2: were low rise.
- 41:16Speaker 1: Yeah, what's in style right now? The mom jeans still, I.
- 41:19Speaker 2: Mean, I guess, so would you like boyfriend jeans? Like
- 41:21Speaker 2: comfortable stuff boyfriend? You know, yeah, they're like kind of
- 41:24Speaker 2: wide leg.
- 41:25Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I hate those.
- 41:27Speaker 1: Oh why, I mean, it doesn't matter, whatever's comfortable. Yeah,
- 41:30Speaker 1: but it just they look weird to me. Oh some
- 41:32Speaker 1: people can pull them off, but.
- 41:33Speaker 2: I just yeah, yeah, it's hard, but man, they're so
- 41:36Speaker 2: much more comfortable than skinny jean trend.
- 41:38Speaker 3: Yeah, but just bug crack. I don't want to see it.
- 41:40Speaker 4: Yeah, same, same guys.
- 41:42Speaker 2: Well, of course, the Olympics are over, but you will
- 41:45Speaker 2: most likely see a few US athletes competing and Dancing
- 41:48Speaker 2: with the Stars. Sounds like all of the top skaters
- 41:51Speaker 2: have shown interest in joining the show. They'll probably only
- 41:55Speaker 2: take two of them because it's Dancing with the Stars,
- 41:58Speaker 2: not Dancing with the Olympians. There's always, you know, a
- 42:00Speaker 2: couple on the show, but the producers have already reached
- 42:03Speaker 2: out to Alyssa Leu, Amber Glenn, the quad god, downhill
- 42:08Speaker 2: skier Breezy Johnson, she's the one that got proposed to.
- 42:11Speaker 2: And then of course hockey player Jack Hughes. He's unlikely
- 42:15Speaker 2: to join the show because of the NHL season that
- 42:17Speaker 2: he'll be playing. But yeah, they also said this was
- 42:21Speaker 2: the most watched Winter Game.
- 42:23Speaker 4: Since twenty fourteen.
- 42:24Speaker 2: Viewership was up ninety five percent over the twenty two games.
- 42:28Speaker 2: So yeah, I was trying to figure out, like what
- 42:30Speaker 2: made this this Olympics that much more special for people?
- 42:34Speaker 1: I don't know, but I loved having it on. Yesterday
- 42:36Speaker 1: I went to turn it on because I've just had
- 42:38Speaker 1: it on in the background. Yeah, same for like weeks.
- 42:40Speaker 3: And now it was nothing. But I felt so like,
- 42:43Speaker 3: what do I do?
- 42:43Speaker 2: Yeah, Inzo's been coming home from school and turning on
- 42:46Speaker 2: Peacock because you know, they just show the live coverage
- 42:48Speaker 2: all day every day when the Olympics is happening.
- 42:51Speaker 4: And yeah, I was like, well, okay, what do we do?
- 42:53Speaker 1: Yeah? Now, I just grab my iPad and put Cops
- 42:55Speaker 1: on in the background, and I watched Cops while I
- 42:57Speaker 1: do stuff. Wow, I know that is me?
- 43:00Speaker 2: All right, I'm canna slow fans. Those are your Texas
- 43:02Speaker 2: top stories.
- 43:04Speaker 4: Oh that's a hot take.
- 43:05Speaker 1: Let us know what you think.
- 43:06Speaker 4: Here's today's hot take.
- 43:08Speaker 1: Hot take of the day. I mixed one or two
- 43:09Speaker 1: point nine. Get ready Disneyland vacation. You're shot at that.
- 43:12Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's Bily the Kid Canda Slowpez producer,
- 43:15Speaker 1: who is here? I thought this was unique, a unique
- 43:18Speaker 1: way to tell somebody's character, especially this girl on TikTok says,
- 43:24Speaker 1: how to find out if there's red flags when it
- 43:27Speaker 1: comes to dating a man is you ask them one question,
- 43:29Speaker 1: what do you think? It is one simple question that
- 43:32Speaker 1: I've never had at somebody I don't think asked me
- 43:35Speaker 1: and judge me based on it. Okay, ask the guy
- 43:38Speaker 1: who their celebrity crushes. Okay, ask him who their celebrity
- 43:45Speaker 1: crush is. And this person says that you be able
- 43:48Speaker 1: to tell everything about a man. They say, you'll be
- 43:51Speaker 1: able to find out if a prioritize looks okay, power, talent, kindness, humor,
- 44:02Speaker 1: all based on their celebrity crush.
- 44:04Speaker 2: That's interesting. But isn't a celebrity crush you're supposed to be.
- 44:06Speaker 4: It's not supposed to be like a well rounded person
- 44:09Speaker 4: all the time.
- 44:09Speaker 1: I agree with this because I think you could do
- 44:11Speaker 1: the same thing with women. I really do, and I
- 44:13Speaker 1: want to know you would judge me off my celebrity crush.
- 44:15Speaker 3: You know who my celebrity crush is Candice, I have
- 44:17Speaker 3: a cot.
- 44:17Speaker 2: Yeah, you're seventy year older celebrity crusher under seventy.
- 44:22Speaker 1: Well, you could say Martha.
- 44:23Speaker 4: Stewart or not.
- 44:24Speaker 1: You could start with my seventy and older.
- 44:26Speaker 3: Yes, Martha Stewart. Okay, what does that say about me
- 44:31Speaker 3: that I'm a weirdo a little bit?
- 44:33Speaker 2: No, you enjoy things that are comforting, okay, and things
- 44:37Speaker 2: that are consistent.
- 44:39Speaker 1: Consistent okay, And I like a thug but a little thug.
- 44:43Speaker 4: Ish, yeah, buggish tendencies.
- 44:46Speaker 1: But it also shows that I liked unpredictable. I like,
- 44:49Speaker 1: you don't predict that.
- 44:50Speaker 3: You know.
- 44:50Speaker 1: Martha Stewart's kind of got a wild side of it,
- 44:52Speaker 1: but I bet she does. Oh yes, she probably does. Okay,
- 44:55Speaker 1: So I'm just thinking it's unconventional. Yeah, so I guess
- 44:59Speaker 1: I would say my taste is unique. Okay, Yeah, there's
- 45:04Speaker 1: something about Martha Stuart. Now my other under seventy celebrity crush.
- 45:07Speaker 3: I don't even know if you.
- 45:08Speaker 1: Know who it is, Cannas, Hillary Duff.
- 45:10Speaker 3: Well, that's one of them, though, I know.
- 45:12Speaker 1: Maybe I have too many celebrity crushes. Who is it,
- 45:14Speaker 1: Jessica Alba? No, that's not it the other day. Yeah,
- 45:18Speaker 1: that's one of them too, but that's not the one
- 45:19Speaker 1: I'm thinking of.
- 45:19Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's fairly recent.
- 45:21Speaker 1: She's number one on my list right now, number one
- 45:24Speaker 1: by a Lance. Oh, I know, Ella Langley.
- 45:27Speaker 3: Pooh, you know me very well?
- 45:29Speaker 1: Yes, that's right.
- 45:32Speaker 3: What does that say about me?
- 45:33Speaker 4: I mean I don't know a whole lot about her
- 45:35Speaker 4: to know.
- 45:36Speaker 2: I mean I love her song that's going number one, Yeah,
- 45:39Speaker 2: and that's really all I know about her.
- 45:42Speaker 3: Yeah, it means that I like bangs.
- 45:43Speaker 1: Yeah, oh okay, No, I don't know what it means,
- 45:46Speaker 1: but I do like her. There's something about her, do
- 45:48Speaker 1: you know me? It's because she's got that home grown vibe.
- 45:51Speaker 4: Yeah, she seems very strong, but southern.
- 45:53Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, exactly.
- 45:55Speaker 1: Yeah, country girl, yeah, you know, southern humble. Okay, doesn't
- 46:01Speaker 1: need to dress up to be you know, cute, right, yeah, you.
- 46:04Speaker 4: Know, all fancy blazing her own trail.
- 46:07Speaker 1: She's blazing her own trail like that. Now, if we
- 46:10Speaker 1: analyze Pooh's celebrity crush, I got a couple to we know, okay,
- 46:15Speaker 1: you ready? Number one? Oh? Number one by all means
- 46:18Speaker 1: Sophia Vigar.
- 46:20Speaker 3: What does that say about pool?
- 46:21Speaker 1: Sophia Vigar, come on typical.
- 46:26Speaker 3: I think it's pretty cliche, but that's all.
- 46:28Speaker 4: She's for you.
- 46:29Speaker 1: She's on brand for you. Yeah, she's spicy.
- 46:31Speaker 3: She's spicy. Yeah.
- 46:33Speaker 1: Also, I like Ali Larder. She's on land Man.
- 46:37Speaker 3: She was in Varsity.
- 46:38Speaker 5: Blues back in the day, Allie Larder. Yeah, she's on Landman.
- 46:41Speaker 5: She she's spicy in the in the TV Latina.
- 46:45Speaker 3: No, she's a white girl.
- 46:47Speaker 1: You only like Martinas, I know, but I'll give Eli
- 46:50Speaker 1: a pass.
- 46:51Speaker 4: She's forty nine.
- 46:52Speaker 5: Yeah she's hot, okay, but also, oh god, here we're
- 46:56Speaker 5: going no more selma haig.
- 46:58Speaker 1: Okay, that's more. Yeah, you love Yeah. I didn't see
- 47:05Speaker 1: that either.
- 47:05Speaker 5: I just I mean, ever since I started watching A Landman,
- 47:09Speaker 5: I was like, Ali Larner, does she have short hair?
- 47:12Speaker 1: No? I was gonna says, who likes I know, he
- 47:17Speaker 1: knows me, he likes latinas and he likes white girls
- 47:20Speaker 1: with short hair.
- 47:20Speaker 3: Yeah A good, A good.
- 47:24Speaker 1: Let me talk to the manager hair.
- 47:25Speaker 3: Yeah they got that, bob Oh. Yeah, you know you knows.
- 47:29Speaker 5: Brothers Upside Down Sharks.
- 47:35Speaker 1: But I think you can do the same with women
- 47:37Speaker 1: on this. Yeah, it's the same thing. If you if
- 47:39Speaker 1: you ask a woman their celebrity crush, I think one
- 47:42Speaker 1: hundred percent you can judge their character poo or can
- 47:45Speaker 1: who is your celebrity? I know you're marrying my husbands.
- 47:48Speaker 3: We already know who.
- 47:49Speaker 4: Of course.
- 47:51Speaker 1: Who Pedro Pascal?
- 47:53Speaker 4: Okay, he's yeah, he could be.
- 47:55Speaker 3: Oh he's not anymore.
- 47:56Speaker 4: I mean I I.
- 47:57Speaker 2: Don't know if he's like crush worthy, but I you
- 48:00Speaker 2: appreciate his comic comedy acting.
- 48:02Speaker 3: Tokay, you appreciate his acting?
- 48:04Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, okay.
- 48:05Speaker 4: When he was on SNL, that's what I was like.
- 48:07Speaker 2: I mean, he's been a great dramatic actor, but I
- 48:10Speaker 2: hadn't seen him do comedy before, but he did. SNL
- 48:12Speaker 2: was like, yeahs always.
- 48:14Speaker 1: Has like very intellectual answers about why that's the celebrity
- 48:18Speaker 1: crush because.
- 48:19Speaker 3: Their talent and their skills. I'm like Ellen Langley's Hall, Yeah, okkay.
- 48:24Speaker 1: Lewis Hamilton, Yeah, it's got to be a driver.
- 48:28Speaker 4: Yeah, Formula One champion.
- 48:30Speaker 1: But who's your slip crush? Which one is your like
- 48:32Speaker 1: go to guy?
- 48:33Speaker 4: I mean I don't know. I guess Lewis Hamilton.
- 48:36Speaker 1: Lewis Hamilton, what does that say about kids?
- 48:38Speaker 4: And Sharon?
- 48:42Speaker 2: Remember I told you he was, he would be my
- 48:44Speaker 2: unexpected celebrity crush like Martha for.
- 48:50Speaker 4: Sharon is amazing.
- 48:52Speaker 1: No, he is, Yeah, he is amazing. I just didn't
- 48:56Speaker 1: expect that.
- 48:57Speaker 4: I've said it before.
- 48:58Speaker 3: So you have a thing for Gingers?
- 48:59Speaker 1: Well no, just Ed scheerin just it so it's not
- 49:01Speaker 1: as what is it about it?
- 49:03Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just.
- 49:04Speaker 2: A good guy. He's very creative. I love his songwriting.
- 49:07Speaker 4: Yeah, here I go off on another.
- 49:09Speaker 2: I mean, a celebrity crush doesn't have to be like
- 49:11Speaker 2: true hot.
- 49:12Speaker 1: No, no, it doesn't at all. But I think that
- 49:14Speaker 1: shows No, I think this is all green flag. You're
- 49:16Speaker 1: getting all green flags? Yeah, yeah, Like.
- 49:18Speaker 4: If you're diverse.
- 49:19Speaker 1: Yeah, like we were on a poo and I were
- 49:20Speaker 1: on a date with you, I'd be like, okay, cool.
- 49:22Speaker 1: But like if somebody says, I don't know who's a
- 49:25Speaker 1: red flag man? Like maybe if the guy's like way old, okay, yeah,
- 49:30Speaker 1: you might go, oh, she's got daddy issues for sure. Maybe,
- 49:33Speaker 1: Or if the guy's like, I don't know, gross, you know, right,
- 49:37Speaker 1: Like I'm trying to think about who's a red flag
- 49:39Speaker 1: that you know, it's like typical, who's a guy that
- 49:42Speaker 1: every lady loves?
- 49:43Speaker 5: It.
- 49:43Speaker 1: You might go, oh, that's enough Johnny Depp. No, I
- 49:45Speaker 1: don't think Johnny.
- 49:46Speaker 4: I mean who would be.
- 49:48Speaker 1: Who, Candice? You're thinking of someone Johnny Depp? Oh, somebody
- 49:52Speaker 1: said Chris Brown and I was.
- 49:54Speaker 2: Like, hmmm, oh yeah, I mean he has a history
- 49:58Speaker 2: of not treating women properly.
- 49:59Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's what. Why would we accept that? Yeah?
- 50:03Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if you say Chris Brown, like okay, cool? No, yeah,
- 50:07Speaker 1: red flag for sure. I think mine's good. I also
- 50:10Speaker 1: could tell, like, what's the one thing you look at
- 50:13Speaker 1: somebody instantly you can tell their character by?
- 50:15Speaker 3: Is it their car? Is it the way No?
- 50:17Speaker 4: I don't think so.
- 50:18Speaker 3: Is it the way they see? To me?
- 50:21Speaker 1: I always look at the way they treat the server
- 50:23Speaker 1: on a day for sure. If they treat the server good, yeah,
- 50:26Speaker 1: And how they treat their mom and how they treat it,
- 50:34Speaker 1: or if they like Gingers.
- 50:38Speaker 4: I'm such a fan.
- 50:41Speaker 2: I think I'm just a huge fan. Yeah, And that's
- 50:43Speaker 2: just that's just what it is. Would you leave Eric
- 50:45Speaker 2: for him about Let's just ask you.
- 50:49Speaker 3: Do you miss him? It mix one or two point nine?
- 50:52Speaker 3: Billy the Kid? Candae Lopez is her producer? Who is here?
- 50:55Speaker 1: I try to fight a long horn one time too
- 50:57Speaker 1: at fuel City. Oh yeah, don't by the way, just
- 51:00Speaker 1: a quick psa, don't hop in with the long horns
- 51:03Speaker 1: down of fuel City because their horns are bigger than
- 51:06Speaker 1: you think and they're faster than you think. Okay, I
- 51:09Speaker 1: almost got a horn right up the Yeah, he almost
- 51:12Speaker 1: caught me too. Thank you Poop for saving me that night. Well,
- 51:16Speaker 1: I appreciate that. We were talking about this earlier. Backup Boo,
- 51:19Speaker 1: this girl called for a dirty little secret and she said,
- 51:22Speaker 1: you know, my secret is I've been with this guy
- 51:24Speaker 1: for six and a half years.
- 51:25Speaker 3: We're not engaged, which I feel like we should be.
- 51:28Speaker 1: Yeah, and I have a man in my head that
- 51:31Speaker 1: that's the guy I'll go to if things don't work out.
- 51:35Speaker 1: And I know that Canna says no way. Yeah, but
- 51:38Speaker 1: I think eighty five percent of women have.
- 51:41Speaker 4: This in their long term situations, like this in their head.
- 51:46Speaker 1: Yes, long term, short term, I think you have. I
- 51:49Speaker 1: know most women have in there. And I'm not saying
- 51:51Speaker 1: it's a bad thing. I'm just saying that I think
- 51:53Speaker 1: most women have in their head a man that they
- 51:56Speaker 1: might think about. That's just it's in the back of
- 51:58Speaker 1: their mind going you know, if things didn't work, God,
- 52:00Speaker 1: i'd probably call him.
- 52:01Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think so. It's not eighty five percent,
- 52:03Speaker 4: that's a no. Ten percent. Yeah I could see that
- 52:08Speaker 4: ten yeah.
- 52:09Speaker 1: No way, no way higher than ten.
- 52:11Speaker 4: I don't see that happening.
- 52:12Speaker 1: Did You'll just never admit it though, but I don't know. Listen,
- 52:15Speaker 1: it is Brittany. Hey, hey, good money.
- 52:17Speaker 3: You had a backup bill?
- 52:19Speaker 7: Yeah, I ended up marrying them.
- 52:21Speaker 1: What wait till were you married to someone else or
- 52:24Speaker 1: you were, you know, with somebody else and you had
- 52:26Speaker 1: this person in mind the whole time, so I kind
- 52:29Speaker 1: of was.
- 52:29Speaker 7: In a situationship m hm. And it was kind of
- 52:33Speaker 7: similar to what that girl had said, like we I
- 52:34Speaker 7: waited to see if he would make it kind of
- 52:36Speaker 7: like official, not like proposal, but like do you want
- 52:39Speaker 7: to be my girlfriend? Like let's go steady, let's go exclusive,
- 52:42Speaker 7: stuff like that. Yeah, And I waited and waited and waited,
- 52:45Speaker 7: and then I had this guy that I had talked
- 52:49Speaker 7: to briefly and he was really nice, and I was like, cool,
- 52:53Speaker 7: if you're not ready, then that's fine. And we weren't
- 52:56Speaker 7: really I guess exclusive. I don't know, like we were
- 52:59Speaker 7: seeing each other, but like he hadn't asked me to
- 53:01Speaker 7: be his girlfriend or anything, and so I was like, cool,
- 53:03Speaker 7: I'm gonna go and see this guy. And I ended
- 53:05Speaker 7: up going on a date with him, and then the
- 53:07Speaker 7: date turned into a weekend, and then the weekend turned
- 53:10Speaker 7: into a week and then I marry him.
- 53:12Speaker 4: Dam right.
- 53:14Speaker 1: I think the great philosopher Plato said this, If you snooze,
- 53:17Speaker 1: you lose.
- 53:19Speaker 3: Yes, he said that.
- 53:20Speaker 4: Amen.
- 53:21Speaker 7: I think a great philosopher Taylors List said ruined the finship.
- 53:24Speaker 1: Yeah, well you're right, Hey, you found happiness and this guy.
- 53:29Speaker 1: That's what I did. In today's world with dating apps,
- 53:31Speaker 1: guys always put people on the side thinking that the
- 53:34Speaker 1: grass might be green or something better is gonna come along,
- 53:36Speaker 1: and they miss what's good right in front of them.
- 53:39Speaker 7: I agree with that. My other thing is like, now
- 53:42Speaker 7: that I'm in a relationship, I'm happily, you know, settled,
- 53:46Speaker 7: everything's great. I would never in a billion years have
- 53:49Speaker 7: a Sai boo or even like a backup plan. Nothing.
- 53:53Speaker 7: My backup plan if this doesn't work out is cats.
- 53:56Speaker 7: I'm wanting to get like a tal