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COLD CUTS: Work Sugar Daddy · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hold Ik Nirvana There on the radio, Hold Archy Big
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  Speaker 2: Show this Monday afternoon. The time is fine. I'm thirty six,
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  Speaker 2: This is it?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? If I call a show meeting, no, not really, Why.
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  Speaker 2: I'm over you calling a show I'm almost tempted to
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  Speaker 2: call a show meeting about you calling show meetings.
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  Speaker 3: Perfect, here we go. He's the said he wants to
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  Speaker 3: call a show meeting. Fied off, Pugs, show Meeta, thank you,
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  Speaker 3: show meeting.
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  Speaker 2: The meeting show meeting is now in progress.
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  Speaker 4: Can we have a show meeting about you talking over
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  Speaker 4: that sting?
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  Speaker 3: Well, Judge, Jason doesn't want to be today, but right,
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  Speaker 3: sure we can do that after this break.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe, you know, there's always in every flat or work situation,
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  Speaker 2: some whiny Oh someone ate my eggs properly? You please?
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  Speaker 2: Can you please not you know, leave your pubes in
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  Speaker 2: the shower box? Sort of?
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  Speaker 3: Hell's a shower box.
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  Speaker 2: You know. And so I'm I want to propose that
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  Speaker 2: we ban Keasy from calling show meeting.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm like the organizer of the group, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like the guy who's you.
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  Speaker 2: Know they guy? Yeah cool? Can you write that in
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  Speaker 2: the dark action? I had a bio Oneah? No, Mike
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  Speaker 2: Jason anal guy.
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  Speaker 3: The hell is seriously, guys, the reason I call show
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  Speaker 3: meetings is because, you know, a meeting is really good
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  Speaker 3: for getting everyone on the same page. You can talk
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  Speaker 3: it out. You don't do it over email, you don't
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  Speaker 3: do it in the group chat. You discuss it all right.
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  Speaker 2: You know that we tune out when you have show meetings.
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  Speaker 3: Tune out the listeners, don't They love it? They very
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  Speaker 3: much tuned into Hodaki whenever I call a show meeting.
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  Speaker 3: The reason I'm calling a show meeting is it's about
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  Speaker 3: Pugs Hello and his eating habits. Oh thank god, I
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  Speaker 3: thought you, yeah right, you're on board with this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on board with this. What did you think he
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  Speaker 2: was going to do a bit of filth.
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  Speaker 3: It's Pugs is eating habits in particular. Will addresses are
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  Speaker 3: the habits and maybe a show meeting tomorrow. But have
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  Speaker 3: you noticed, Jase that Pugs and you're looking good man,
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  Speaker 3: He's looking single day. Every day he says to me,
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  Speaker 3: I'm so hungry.
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  Speaker 2: I'm second, Pugs, hang on if they're a show meeting
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  Speaker 2: about you, guys, the beef you've quite clearly got by
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  Speaker 2: the way.
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  Speaker 3: Every day I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry, and they
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  Speaker 3: go eat something and then I look out there he's
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  Speaker 3: eating a tablespoon of cream cheese or something ridiculous like
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  Speaker 3: that cottage cheese.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Or he's eating an apple and it's the tiniest apple
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  Speaker 3: you've ever seen.
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  Speaker 2: Or it's a block of tofa, a cold.
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  Speaker 3: Block of tofu. Pugs, hello, you need to sort out
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  Speaker 3: your eating man, What.
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  Speaker 2: Do you mean, get a pie in you?
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  Speaker 3: For God's sake, Guys, eat a pie and also or
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  Speaker 3: do it jay Stars and just walk in bitch about
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  Speaker 3: being hungry and eat all the chip.
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  Speaker 4: I think you'll find. Jace is in no position to
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  Speaker 4: be talking to me about eating food at all. He
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  Speaker 4: has like one cracker a day with a slice of tomato.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, And look at him, so he's cut.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen my gutters?
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  Speaker 4: Pugs on your chest?
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  Speaker 2: On my chest?
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  Speaker 3: So, Pugs, I need you to eat more. Yeah, guys,
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  Speaker 3: or you're not allowed to say that I'm hungry.
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  Speaker 2: If you could just eat a tenth of what Kesey eats,
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  Speaker 2: you'll be on the right track.
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  Speaker 3: I hang on, No, what another show many about there?
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  Speaker 3: Because you're that's fat share. You can't do that to me.
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  Speaker 4: We're not doing that again. You want to do that now?
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  Speaker 3: Nah, It's all good, just something to think about anyway, fellas.
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  Speaker 4: I will think about it, man, I think about it
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  Speaker 4: all the time because I'm hungry all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Keezy's gutters have blown out with like leaves and stuff
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 4: Down with this down pipe, yes, down pipe.
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  Speaker 2: But you know then again Kezy gets the old stomach
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  Speaker 2: cling on.
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  Speaker 1: The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on radio Hodarkey.
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  Speaker 2: Would make there on the radio ho Donkey Big Show
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  Speaker 2: this Tuesday evening files. You know old hoodie Jays giving
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  Speaker 2: up everything, right, you know, I've given up the chips.
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  Speaker 2: Now that's going to be a battle.
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  Speaker 4: Like an hour or something.
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  Speaker 2: He's been an hour and a half so far without chips.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really do the booze anymore, smoking smoking. I
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  Speaker 2: don't smoke. No, I saw vape. I just don't bring
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  Speaker 2: my vape to work.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm thinking bringing in good content two fellers. Yeah, Jason,
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  Speaker 3: Well you say I was just joking around what you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: You know, and I know that you know. You guys,
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  Speaker 2: for example, like to go home and punch a few beersies,
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  Speaker 2: a few wine.
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  Speaker 3: Now and then whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Christopher, he's a two bottle man, two bottles.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm thinking, I've got to find something. And I'm actually,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you might be able to help me with
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  Speaker 2: this pag song because I know you're into your drugs.
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  Speaker 2: Ah ah big time, you know, just just to give me.
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  Speaker 2: I want something to give me a little buzz.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you know, a.
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  Speaker 2: Little buzz now. I've been looking for gummies. You know
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  Speaker 2: that i'm talking legal here. I'm not talking you know
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking and whether that's a possibility. But I'm seriously
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  Speaker 2: considering getting into KRVA sessions.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, Fijian styles.
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  Speaker 2: Fijian styles, because I've watched a few of them and
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  Speaker 2: I go, that's a bit of hoidy jay.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever tasted it?
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  Speaker 2: I have.
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  Speaker 3: It's disgusting dirt water.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's found and it sort of numbs your.
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  Speaker 3: Mouth, your mouth, makes your tongue feel weird.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Have you done a lot of carver? Have you? Keysy?
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  Speaker 3: Not not throughout my life, but certainly on one specific weekend. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: I did a lot of carver do not mix it
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  Speaker 3: with alcohol, by the way, Responsibly might be.
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  Speaker 2: This will be separately and of itself, right, Okay, what
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  Speaker 2: was the sort of buzz that you got from it?
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  Speaker 3: It made me personally feel quite happy and horny. Happy.
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  Speaker 3: I always get those two mixed up as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the same thing, isn't it, happy horny?
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  Speaker 3: Well I like to differentiate. Sure, I don't need one
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  Speaker 3: to be with the other at all.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying, as I'm happy when i'm horny.
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  Speaker 3: Right, So why don't you just take some viagar or something? Then?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I already am doing that, right yeah, yeah, But
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  Speaker 2: getting back to the carver.
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  Speaker 3: Made my lips feel old tingly, my tongue went weird,
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  Speaker 3: and after a while, you have to drink quite a
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  Speaker 3: lot of it. From my experience, after a while it
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  Speaker 3: did make me just seem a wee bit giggly and
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  Speaker 3: things were just funny. But it might have been because
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  Speaker 3: I was on a beach in Fiji. Responsibly steamed, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Are we going to hone some carver?
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  Speaker 2: There? Shall we do that, Fellows? Absolutely, We'll have a
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  Speaker 2: carvera session over in Fiji.
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  Speaker 3: Because last time I organized it by paying one of
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  Speaker 3: the waiters at that it was the guy from the
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  Speaker 3: kids club. He was literally dressed up and like a
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  Speaker 3: traditional Fijian outfit. He had a torch and he was
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  Speaker 3: leading all the kids around lighting all the tiki torches. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: and then one of the other way is laugh you
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  Speaker 3: want some carver? Talk to Blah blah who does the
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  Speaker 3: kids club. So he was walking past us like, hey, man,
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  Speaker 3: can you get us some carbos? Yeah? Man, I finish
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  Speaker 3: at eight thirty. We'll meet out on the beach and
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  Speaker 3: I'll bring everything. It'll be like fifty bucks or something.
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  Speaker 4: And we had a carver stash was great, let's do
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  Speaker 4: that fifty bucks.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'll pay for some. I'll put like twenty bucks in.
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  Speaker 2: And pugsn can cover the rest. Well no, but anyway, okay,
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  Speaker 2: let's shall we commit to that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I'm keen.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to have a carva session on our Fiji Sojean.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, sounds great.
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  Speaker 4: Jason, I man, do you sell on the drugs?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll talk about that off here if you don't mind. Pugs.
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  Speaker 1: The Whodiche Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
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  Speaker 2: Hod ichis indeed led Zeppelin there on the radio. Holdankee
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  Speaker 2: Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is twenty three
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  Speaker 2: minutes past four o'clock. We're talking work wives, and we've
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  Speaker 2: discovered Keasy and I that our work wife isn't a
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  Speaker 2: nactual fact, oh, Pudson.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, sort of a work love triangle happening here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but your work wife as your girlfriend you've been
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  Speaker 3: with for like a month or something upstairs, So you're
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  Speaker 3: moving really quickly with this whole other person. And Jason
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  Speaker 3: and I think that you are actually our work wives.
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  Speaker 3: So we're your work husbands.
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  Speaker 4: I can be your listen, listen, I can be your
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  Speaker 4: work wives.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's good. But my work.
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  Speaker 4: Wife is my partner upstairs on with the big dogs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So just to like, I'm just doing a bit of
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  Speaker 3: research here onto the work wife situation. It doesn't say
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  Speaker 3: anything about having more than one work wife or work
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  Speaker 3: husband and your case, yeah, yeah, because you've got two.
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm want to be honest with you, I'm feeling
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  Speaker 2: slightly put out that you know you've got two work
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  Speaker 2: husbands at this point.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it does say here that a work wife usually
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  Speaker 3: won't put out, so you're putting Jason out.
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  Speaker 4: So you're saying I should put out for Jason.
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  Speaker 3: Wait what are you talking?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean I mean put out and the scene
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  Speaker 2: So you're feeling put out. I'm feeling not that he
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  Speaker 2: not that Pugs is adverse to putting out with totally.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, Well, I've just got a list of characteristics
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  Speaker 3: here for what your work wife or husband or just
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  Speaker 3: works spouse. So lover hang on, Jason. A work spouse
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  Speaker 3: is someone you trust to help you navigate the challenges
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  Speaker 3: of the workplace. I'd say that's that's Pugs. Yeah, definitely Jase.
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  Speaker 3: Like for example, when you like, oh, which way do
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  Speaker 3: my headphones go on? Let this way? Pugs is the
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  Speaker 3: guy you.
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  Speaker 4: Go swipe card.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's all that technical stuff.
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  Speaker 3: That's where Pugs will have, Oh I can't remember the
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  Speaker 3: password to my computer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't quite cracked that way. No, that's that's important.
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  Speaker 3: Do you guys have done poosed?
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  Speaker 2: Can you wipe me.
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  Speaker 3: Totally? Are you doing that for him? Because I don't
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  Speaker 3: get that.
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  Speaker 4: We even asked good.
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  Speaker 2: To know and I'm only two wipe so it's not.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty quick inside jokes and a sheared understanding.
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  Speaker 3: Do you often share a catalog of inside jokes and
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  Speaker 3: running commentaries.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, funnily enough. I don't know if you've noticed this, keyzy. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: Pugs will often give me a little wink.
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  Speaker 3: He always does.
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  Speaker 2: He's always it's just a little thing that we have.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you might say something and then it's just
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  Speaker 2: something that Pugs Yeah, yeah, he's.
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  Speaker 3: Keasy again, and only after I say something generally. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 3: because you wink at me as well. Huh, Pugs, you
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  Speaker 3: wink at me all the time too, but not after
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  Speaker 3: Jason said something just randomly.
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  Speaker 4: In front of my other wife.
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  Speaker 3: Please, this colleague may know your coffee order. Do you
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  Speaker 3: know Jason's coffee order?
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  Speaker 4: A flat white with a two shot double shot flat white?
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  Speaker 2: Two?
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  Speaker 4: What is that? What is that?
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  Speaker 2: Two sugar?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, two sugars.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you just really.
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  Speaker 2: To be honest, I don't drink coffee when I come
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  Speaker 2: to work.
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  Speaker 3: It's also he wouldn't know. Also, it's a flat white
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  Speaker 3: with four sugars. Maybe you're my work wife, jas, Maybe
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  Speaker 3: you you're my work sugar daddy. Is that what's happening?
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  Speaker 3: Quite possibly, because we could just cut Pugs out of
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  Speaker 3: the picture because he's got his work wife, which is
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  Speaker 3: his partner about one month who's decided as his wife
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  Speaker 3: wife already.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I hang on a work sugar dady. Wouldn't that
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  Speaker 4: mean he's like paying for stuff for your work and
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  Speaker 4: you're out in return.
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  Speaker 3: So because you don't pay for anything at work, I'm
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  Speaker 3: always paying for stuff, you know. Like we'll be out
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  Speaker 3: and I'll be like, oh, Keezy, can you buy me
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  Speaker 3: chippies and porks?
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  Speaker 4: Am I from the sushi shop?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Give us a kebab or something. Yeah, I'll always pay
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  Speaker 3: for it.
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  Speaker 2: So are you my sugar daddy? Then?
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm Jason's sugar daddy.
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  Speaker 4: Work sugar daddy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Do you want to be a regular sugar daddy?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely?
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