Latest / Truth Serum: With Dom & Lauren / Toto s550e Bidet
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- 0:00SPEAKER_01: Okay, truth serum.
- 0:01SPEAKER_01: Should we start a podcast?
- 0:02SPEAKER_01: Um, I guess.
- 0:03SPEAKER_01: We're on the clock, we're flying high.
- 0:05SPEAKER_01: Hot takes headlines of the truth to say.
- 0:07SPEAKER_04: Got my kitten heels, lip gloss afresh, and my medication got me feeling the best.
- 0:12SPEAKER_01: Every week, better check your phone.
- 0:13SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna read the room, I'm gonna set the tone.
- 0:15SPEAKER_04: It's something you can feel from your head to your toes.
- 0:17SPEAKER_04: It's a truth serum.
- 0:18SPEAKER_04: Are you ready for your dose?
- 0:21SPEAKER_04: It's a truth serum.
- 0:22SPEAKER_04: Are you ready for your dose?
- 0:30SPEAKER_02: How are you feeling today, Lauren?
- 0:32SPEAKER_04: Sick as a joy.
- 0:34SPEAKER_02: Why?
- 0:35SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
- 0:36SPEAKER_04: I I've been waking up feeling so good for these podcasts.
- 0:40SPEAKER_04: And this morning, I have been sick.
- 0:43SPEAKER_04: Sick, sick.
- 0:44SPEAKER_02: Like nauseous or like headaches?
- 0:46SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
- 0:47SPEAKER_04: Nauseous, like I kept thinking so many different things, and I did eat it like a sandwich cookie at like 2 a.m.
- 0:55SPEAKER_04: Um, so maybe that's it.
- 0:56SPEAKER_02: A sandwich cookie?
- 0:57SPEAKER_04: You know the ones from racers that I've been getting, like that have because I used to be on the wedges, right?
- 1:02SPEAKER_04: And then I transitioned recently.
- 1:04SPEAKER_04: They have a like a chocolate chip, okay, at the risk of sounding fat, a chocolate chip sandwich cookie where they put icing in the middle, tops with a riches like cookie on top and bottom.
- 1:15SPEAKER_04: Rich's is like one of the races brands.
- 1:18SPEAKER_04: Um anyway, I was so hungry.
- 1:20SPEAKER_02: Big big.
- 1:21SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 1:21SPEAKER_04: I was so hungry at like 2 30 in the morning, eight.
- 1:24SPEAKER_02: And now you feel sick.
- 1:25SPEAKER_04: And I'm sick.
- 1:26SPEAKER_04: And I was like, I'm gonna be up in four hours.
- 1:28SPEAKER_04: But so I think it's that.
- 1:30SPEAKER_04: Um, but I'll just pray for yourself?
- 1:33SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:33SPEAKER_02: Oh, like right now?
- 1:34SPEAKER_04: Yeah, pray for me.
- 1:35SPEAKER_02: No, you do it.
- 1:36SPEAKER_04: Okay, dear Lord, thank you for this day.
- 1:39SPEAKER_04: Please bless my stomach.
- 1:41SPEAKER_04: And just name amen.
- 1:44SPEAKER_02: Bless my stomach.
- 1:46SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 1:46SPEAKER_04: It's no, I feel better already.
- 1:48SPEAKER_02: Okay, good.
- 1:50SPEAKER_02: Uh well, we're back.
- 1:52SPEAKER_02: Which I guess to the general public, we were all we never left.
- 1:55SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 1:55SPEAKER_02: Because we did a good job at making sure things were still coming out on Thursdays.
- 1:58SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 1:59SPEAKER_02: Um, we had our QA episode, which was super fun.
- 2:02SPEAKER_04: It was fun.
- 2:03SPEAKER_02: We had a video get some views.
- 2:05SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 2:05SPEAKER_02: So that's good.
- 2:06SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 2:07SPEAKER_02: Of you talking about your I Love Boobies bracelet.
- 2:09SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 2:10SPEAKER_04: Um, I looked those up and I think they still sell them at Zoomies, so I think we should get some.
- 2:15SPEAKER_02: That could be our random item of the episode.
- 2:17SPEAKER_04: Ryote.
- 2:18SPEAKER_02: Okay, speaking of our Riote today, Alani sent me a package.
- 2:23SPEAKER_04: He's like, I love Alani drinks.
- 2:26SPEAKER_04: Perfect.
- 2:27SPEAKER_04: Send me protein bars.
- 2:29SPEAKER_04: Protein bars.
- 2:31SPEAKER_04: How are they though?
- 2:32SPEAKER_02: I will say they taste good.
- 2:34SPEAKER_02: I was very excited to get some beverages.
- 2:39SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 2:40SPEAKER_04: Um so if you see this Alani, send some beverages.
- 2:43SPEAKER_02: But I'm not gonna complain because I got a package from Alani.
- 2:45SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
- 2:46SPEAKER_02: So that's like you're on their list now.
- 2:47SPEAKER_02: That's gonna turn.
- 2:48SPEAKER_02: It is turn.
- 2:49SPEAKER_02: I just would do anything for those lime slushes to get brought back.
- 2:52SPEAKER_04: I know.
- 2:52SPEAKER_02: Uh but I will say the protein bars genuinely are good, and I genuinely have been wanting to find a protein bar that actually tastes good, and they are.
- 2:59SPEAKER_02: Like I'm not saying that because they sent it to me.
- 3:01SPEAKER_02: Like they actually are good.
- 3:02SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 3:03SPEAKER_02: And there's 16 grams of protein in each one.
- 3:06SPEAKER_02: There's like 190 calories.
- 3:07SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 3:08SPEAKER_02: It's good numbers.
- 3:09SPEAKER_04: I love that.
- 3:09SPEAKER_02: But was I wanting to crack open that box?
- 3:12SPEAKER_02: I was like, this box is feeling a little light.
- 3:14SPEAKER_02: I was like, this box is not feeling like there's like a nine-pack of lime slush in here.
- 3:19SPEAKER_02: Protein bars.
- 3:20SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 3:20SPEAKER_02: They're like, you need to eat your protein.
- 3:22SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 3:22SPEAKER_02: But anyway, no, we're we're back.
- 3:25SPEAKER_02: I'm back.
- 3:26SPEAKER_02: I was out of the country.
- 3:27SPEAKER_04: How was that?
- 3:28SPEAKER_04: Tell me.
- 3:28SPEAKER_02: We're gonna get into it later.
- 3:30SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 3:30SPEAKER_04: Later?
- 3:30SPEAKER_02: Yep.
- 3:31SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 3:32SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 3:32SPEAKER_02: Not right now.
- 3:33SPEAKER_02: Not in the truth serum.
- 3:35SPEAKER_02: Not in the pre-trib banter.
- 3:35SPEAKER_02: Not in the pre-true serum banter.
- 3:37SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 3:37SPEAKER_02: And you'll see why.
- 3:38SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 3:39SPEAKER_04: But I have a pre-true serum banter.
- 3:42SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 3:42SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 3:43SPEAKER_02: Oh, can we address one thing really quick?
- 3:45SPEAKER_02: Just really quick to get it out of the way.
- 3:47SPEAKER_02: Because I'm not okay.
- 3:48SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 3:49SPEAKER_02: When I was in Italy, I had to call a friend and I all I had to say was it happened.
- 3:54SPEAKER_04: Oh my gosh.
- 3:56SPEAKER_02: All I had to say was it happened.
- 3:58SPEAKER_02: Tears.
- 3:59SPEAKER_02: Rest in peace, the iconic legendary Dolly Parton.
- 4:04SPEAKER_02: Dolly Paulton.
- 4:06SPEAKER_02: No, Darley.
- 4:07SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
- 4:08SPEAKER_04: Say it.
- 4:09SPEAKER_04: Um, just say it.
- 4:12SPEAKER_02: Rest in peace, Darley Paulton.
- 4:14SPEAKER_04: That's gonna be one of those things, guys.
- 4:18SPEAKER_04: Oh my gosh.
- 4:19SPEAKER_04: Now you guys are seeing my brain in real time.
- 4:21SPEAKER_04: It's scary because I used to be able to hide it pretty well, but I can't hide it.
- 4:24SPEAKER_02: Darley Paulton.
- 4:25SPEAKER_02: Um, I'm genuinely like it is one of those that like is sad.
- 4:28SPEAKER_02: Like, I'm not like I'm not okay.
- 4:30SPEAKER_02: I don't really get.
- 4:32SPEAKER_02: I guess we're getting to the age where we're old enough to be sad about celebrity deaths.
- 4:36SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 4:36SPEAKER_02: Because growing up, like I remember like when Michael Jackson died, like I was just too young to care.
- 4:40SPEAKER_02: I think my mom really cared.
- 4:43SPEAKER_02: Um I remember when Whitney Houston died, that was the first time that I felt sadness about like a celebrity passing.
- 4:48SPEAKER_02: It was literally for me, it was like Whitney Houston.
- 4:52SPEAKER_02: Then I didn't feel sadness about a celebrity dying until like Kobe Bryant.
- 4:55SPEAKER_04: Oh my goodness.
- 4:56SPEAKER_02: If that was my next one, and then I would say Dolly.
- 5:00SPEAKER_02: Like those are the those are my big three.
- 5:02SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 5:02SPEAKER_02: Hayden was obviously super sad.
- 5:04SPEAKER_02: Robin Williams was obviously super sad.
- 5:06SPEAKER_02: But my big three is Whitney, Kobe, and Dolly.
- 5:09SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 5:11SPEAKER_04: Some hard ones.
- 5:13SPEAKER_02: You don't want to, hey, so just letting you know, like, so you have a mic in front of you and we're on a podcast.
- 5:18SPEAKER_02: Do you want to be able to do that?
- 5:19SPEAKER_04: I do, but we're rating our top three celebrity.
- 5:21SPEAKER_02: I'm not rating, I'm saying, are the are you sad?
- 5:23SPEAKER_02: At the end of the day.
- 5:24SPEAKER_02: Were you sad that she died?
- 5:26SPEAKER_04: Very.
- 5:26SPEAKER_04: And it's gonna be one of those his like moments in history that's like, where were you when Dolly Parton died?
- 5:31SPEAKER_02: That's what I was waiting for you to say.
- 5:33SPEAKER_02: Like just something along those lines.
- 5:34SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 5:34SPEAKER_04: But you were like, I didn't need you to rank deaths.
- 5:37SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 5:37SPEAKER_04: Do you want to put me in a mood, like a sad mood, a sombre mood?
- 5:40SPEAKER_02: No, it's just like, you know.
- 5:42SPEAKER_04: My stomach hurt.
- 5:42SPEAKER_04: Oh, actually, it doesn't.
- 5:44SPEAKER_04: Thank you, Lord.
- 5:46SPEAKER_02: He heals.
- 5:47SPEAKER_04: He heals.
- 5:48SPEAKER_04: He heals.
- 5:49SPEAKER_04: Ah heal.
- 5:49SPEAKER_04: Oh heo.
- 5:51SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 5:51SPEAKER_04: Anyway.
- 5:52SPEAKER_04: Rest in his Dolly Parton.
- 5:54SPEAKER_04: Genuinely.
- 5:55SPEAKER_02: Rest in what?
- 5:56SPEAKER_04: He is.
- 5:58SPEAKER_04: What did I say?
- 5:58SPEAKER_04: Rest in part.
- 5:59SPEAKER_04: What did I say?
- 6:01SPEAKER_02: And you just talked a little words are hard for you today.
- 6:04SPEAKER_02: No, they are.
- 6:05SPEAKER_02: Um, do to tummy.
- 6:07SPEAKER_02: Also, can I say this?
- 6:08SPEAKER_02: Do to tummy.
- 6:09SPEAKER_02: An ick I get is when people say they have tummy issues.
- 6:12SPEAKER_04: Tummy issues.
- 6:13SPEAKER_04: Tommy.
- 6:14SPEAKER_04: There's so many.
- 6:15SPEAKER_02: Oh, like, oh to be like the trope of like, oh, I'm just a I'm just a small girl with tummy issues.
- 6:21SPEAKER_02: Grow up and order a mm-hmm.
- 6:22SPEAKER_04: That's like on an Etsy shop right now.
- 6:24SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 6:24SPEAKER_04: Or don't give people ideas, but yeah, please.
- 6:26SPEAKER_02: Anyway, okay.
- 6:27SPEAKER_02: So what was the pre the PTSB that you wanted to talk about?
- 6:31SPEAKER_04: Okay, guys.
- 6:32SPEAKER_04: So I I don't I did not tell you the story yet.
- 6:36SPEAKER_04: I encountered my first adrenaline junkie.
- 6:40SPEAKER_04: Have you ever encountered an adrenaline junkie?
- 6:43SPEAKER_02: Like somebody who's an adrenaline junkie?
- 6:45SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 6:45SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 6:46SPEAKER_04: And so I'll I'll keep this short.
- 6:48SPEAKER_02: I would say I am.
- 6:50SPEAKER_04: You are?
- 6:51SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 6:54SPEAKER_04: I was, yeah, I was terrified for a second.
- 6:56SPEAKER_04: Um, anyway, so um, long story short, in the two weeks that you were gone, I um went out with some friends, and you know me, by the end of the night, I'm just like, I don't be drinking.
- 7:08SPEAKER_04: So I was sober enough to drive everyone.
- 7:11SPEAKER_04: I took a drunk person home, okay?
- 7:14SPEAKER_04: And this drunk person was just revved up, okay?
- 7:18SPEAKER_04: They were just like revved up.
- 7:19SPEAKER_04: I won't go too deep into it.
- 7:22SPEAKER_02: Say it off mic.
- 7:26SPEAKER_02: Oh, oh.
- 7:27SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 7:28SPEAKER_04: So this person was super revved, okay?
- 7:31SPEAKER_02: And they listen to this, don't they?
- 7:33SPEAKER_04: Um, no.
- 7:33SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 7:34SPEAKER_02: Oh seriously?
- 7:36SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 7:36SPEAKER_04: They don't listen to this.
- 7:37SPEAKER_04: Oh, because I quote I quoted something from the truth serum to them.
- 7:42SPEAKER_02: They didn't know.
- 7:42SPEAKER_04: They because they're a clips person, and I'm fine with the floor.
- 7:44SPEAKER_02: Oh, and you want to know what else?
- 7:46SPEAKER_02: Anytime somebody shows me a video on their phone that's long, I go, Oh, so you've never watched Truth Serum.
- 7:50SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 7:50SPEAKER_02: Because it talks about how you shouldn't do that.
- 7:52SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 7:52SPEAKER_02: Oh, I love, I love when people expose themselves.
- 7:55SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 7:56SPEAKER_00: Ew, I'm like mad about that.
- 7:57SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 7:57SPEAKER_04: Anyway, so they don't watch, and that's completely fine.
- 8:00SPEAKER_04: But here's the scenario, okay?
- 8:02SPEAKER_04: So I'm already tired, I'm already bopped.
- 8:04SPEAKER_04: We leave the bar, um, I'm driving this person home.
- 8:10SPEAKER_04: And they decide to like get in their fields, okay?
- 8:13SPEAKER_04: And some people, I have a list, running list now of the people I will never drink with again.
- 8:18SPEAKER_04: And I think in your adulthood, I think it's fine to have a list of people that you just have no tolerance for them getting drunk at all.
- 8:26SPEAKER_04: You know what I'm saying?
- 8:27SPEAKER_04: Like, you don't need to like, if they're not able to handle their hand, oh my gosh.
- 8:32SPEAKER_00: Handler.
- 8:32SPEAKER_04: Handler.
- 8:33SPEAKER_04: If they're not able to handle their liquor, um, you shouldn't have to be handler, their liquor.
- 8:39SPEAKER_04: Yes, exactly.
- 8:40SPEAKER_04: That um, then you don't have to suffer through that, especially at our big age.
- 8:45SPEAKER_02: So big.
- 8:46SPEAKER_02: You gotta watch those B words, baby.
- 8:48SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 8:49SPEAKER_04: Our small age.
- 8:50SPEAKER_04: Um, so anyway, okay, I was thinking her home and she decides I won't get too deep into it because just in case we post this clip, um, but she like jumped out of the car.
- 9:01SPEAKER_02: She's gonna see this at some point.
- 9:03SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she'll be fine.
- 9:04SPEAKER_04: Um, she jumps out of the car, makes a whole scene.
- 9:06SPEAKER_04: Anyway, jumps out of the car.
- 9:10SPEAKER_04: Like, we calm her down.
- 9:11SPEAKER_04: She gets back in the car.
- 9:13SPEAKER_04: First, adrenaline junkie.
- 9:15SPEAKER_04: There's two of the night.
- 9:16SPEAKER_04: The first one had this loud motorcycle, okay?
- 9:20SPEAKER_04: And this person was like, shut the f up.
- 9:23SPEAKER_04: Like, literally screams in their face, be like, You're too loud.
- 9:27SPEAKER_04: And then he looked, oh my, it was so Disney Channel, Dom.
- 9:30SPEAKER_04: He looks over, he's like, You think that was loud?
- 9:34SPEAKER_04: I'll show you loud.
- 9:37SPEAKER_04: He, oh my god, Dom, my brand new Hyundai Tucson.
- 9:41SPEAKER_04: Oh my gosh, scratch the paint.
- 9:42SPEAKER_04: The whiff of it, scratch the paint.
- 9:44SPEAKER_04: He he goes, Dom, he goes right next to my car, whips around, like barely taps it with his wheel at full speed.
- 9:53SPEAKER_04: Oh, you know how I am.
- 9:54SPEAKER_04: I literally crouched, just like, oh, okay.
- 9:58SPEAKER_04: First story of the night.
- 9:59SPEAKER_04: I mean, it gets worse, Dom.
- 10:01SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 10:01SPEAKER_04: Anyway, then I look at her.
- 10:04SPEAKER_02: Sorry, I have a cough right now.
- 10:05SPEAKER_04: I looked at her and I said, the fact that you almost got us killed, I said, shut the like I screamed like the F-word interface like until we get home.
- 10:11SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 10:11SPEAKER_04: Like nothing else from you.
- 10:12SPEAKER_02: You're putting us all at risk.
- 10:13SPEAKER_04: Okay, nothing else from you.
- 10:14SPEAKER_02: Just so you can have a long islandized tea.
- 10:16SPEAKER_04: Literally.
- 10:17SPEAKER_04: I thought that was the end of it.
- 10:18SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 10:19SPEAKER_04: Um, then they start going into scenarios and then they like keep saying things with more shock value.
- 10:25SPEAKER_04: And I know they didn't watch the podcast because an awkward moment.
- 10:28SPEAKER_00: Both of them?
- 10:29SPEAKER_04: No, just one.
- 10:30SPEAKER_00: Oh.
- 10:31SPEAKER_04: Um, was saying things out of shock value, right?
- 10:35SPEAKER_04: They were they were sitting there and like nothing was shocking me because I kept pinching my side.
- 10:40SPEAKER_04: I have a bruise, I'll have to show you, I have to prove it because I was trying not to laugh in their face because everything, nothing was shocking enough for me.
- 10:46SPEAKER_04: And so they would tell me.
- 10:48SPEAKER_02: I hate when people think that they're like, oh, I'm so like I say such off the cuff things.
- 10:52SPEAKER_02: Like, I'm so crazy.
- 10:53SPEAKER_04: But they were like wanting me to know that they were like sad, upset, and distressed, whatever, but nothing was like shocking me because I'm just like, do you want me to laugh like bust out in your face right now?
- 11:01SPEAKER_04: Like laughing.
- 11:02SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 11:02SPEAKER_03: Right?
- 11:03SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 11:03SPEAKER_04: So this is where it gets bad, Dom, okay.
- 11:07SPEAKER_04: Speaking of trains, um, because we have a train, by the way.
- 11:12SPEAKER_04: Well, sorry, off camera.
- 11:14SPEAKER_04: Um, there's a train that made me seven minutes late to hear today.
- 11:17SPEAKER_04: Okay, this is the worst one.
- 11:20SPEAKER_04: We pull up.
- 11:21SPEAKER_02: Don't tell me this girl late on the tracks.
- 11:24SPEAKER_02: No.
- 11:24SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 11:24SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 11:25SPEAKER_04: The the train gates close, okay?
- 11:28SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 11:29SPEAKER_04: And I was like, wow, like this is it's now 1:30 morning morning.
- 11:32SPEAKER_04: I didn't know freight, I guess freight moves all night.
- 11:34SPEAKER_04: Like freight does not 24-7 freight a time off.
- 11:38SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 11:38SPEAKER_04: So freight was going, and this person in my passenger seat was like, Why are you making fun of me?
- 11:45SPEAKER_04: Why are you yelling at me?
- 11:46SPEAKER_04: Blah, blah, blah.
- 11:47SPEAKER_04: Or why are you laughing at me?
- 11:48SPEAKER_04: Warren, I bring up.
- 11:50SPEAKER_02: Thank God I was not there.
- 11:51SPEAKER_04: I bring up, I said, I guess you don't watch like my podcast, like you said you do, because in moments like these, like, there's nothing I can do but laugh, okay?
- 12:00SPEAKER_04: She starts.
- 12:01SPEAKER_02: I also would like to say it's okay if you don't listen to the podcast.
- 12:04SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 12:04SPEAKER_04: But don't lie.
- 12:05SPEAKER_04: But also, don't lie.
- 12:06SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 12:07SPEAKER_04: Then she starts screaming in my face, okay?
- 12:11SPEAKER_04: Hold on.
- 12:11SPEAKER_04: It gets and out of the corner of my eye, there is a man on a bicycle riding full speed down to the train.
- 12:24SPEAKER_04: I was trying to like, she was screaming at me, Dom.
- 12:27SPEAKER_04: I was like, I I could not make this like this up, okay?
- 12:30SPEAKER_04: This was not Disney Channel, this was like Lifetime or BET.
- 12:33SPEAKER_04: And so I was like trying to get my seatbelt off, be like, no, don't do it, don't do it.
- 12:38SPEAKER_04: Because I thought he was hurling towards a train, Dom.
- 12:41SPEAKER_04: Like he was going full speed towards the train train, and I was trying to whirl down my window, and she was like blocking the window.
- 12:46SPEAKER_04: She didn't see that.
- 12:47SPEAKER_04: I thought this person was trying to commit suicide, okay?
- 12:50SPEAKER_04: Right in front of me.
- 12:51SPEAKER_04: So I'm stopping the train.
- 12:52SPEAKER_04: Do you see what I'm saying?
- 12:53SPEAKER_04: Hurling full speed.
- 12:55SPEAKER_04: They stop right before the train, inches away, pulls their bikes away and starts smiling and does like chuckles into their hands.
- 13:10SPEAKER_04: Dom.
- 13:10SPEAKER_04: I can't even explain that people at 1 30 in the morning in Tulsa like to hurl full speed at trains just to stop.
- 13:20SPEAKER_02: Just to giggle.
- 13:21SPEAKER_02: Just to get hardy, hard, hardy.
- 13:24SPEAKER_04: But the thing is, it's like the fact that I you know me, that I'm such a yeller.
- 13:27SPEAKER_04: Like, I'm no, like I was like, don't trying to stop them.
- 13:31SPEAKER_04: But I couldn't.
- 13:32SPEAKER_04: And the train was too loud, and I was trying to get out of my seatbelt.
- 13:35SPEAKER_04: By the time I like unbuckled, try to get out of the car.
- 13:37SPEAKER_04: I mean, really, what was I supposed to do?
- 13:39SPEAKER_04: Like a holding floor, like I was but what was I supposed to do?
- 13:42SPEAKER_04: Just watch like a freak and like pull out my camera.
- 13:45SPEAKER_04: Like, no, I was trying to help.
- 13:46SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but he stopped.
- 13:48SPEAKER_04: So all the while, later on that night, I got fed up and I was just like, I almost saw someone commit in front of a train.
- 13:55SPEAKER_04: You got incited a riot with a motorcycle.
- 13:57SPEAKER_04: I screamed.
- 13:57SPEAKER_04: Remember how the next morning on Sunday morning, you were had a raspy voice.
- 14:01SPEAKER_04: I had a raspy voice and I was like, hey, hey, Tom.
- 14:04SPEAKER_04: I like felt so cute with my raspy voice.
- 14:06SPEAKER_04: Lauren was like going out of her way to call.
- 14:08SPEAKER_02: Lauren was literally going out of her way to call people just to say hi.
- 14:11SPEAKER_02: And she'd be like, Do you notice anything different about me?
- 14:16SPEAKER_02: I'm like, are you you literally sound the same?
- 14:18SPEAKER_02: Like, there was nothing different.
- 14:20SPEAKER_04: All of your friends were like, Oh my god, I love your rasp.
- 14:22SPEAKER_02: No, that's not true.
- 14:23SPEAKER_02: You would call and I would be there, and you would you would they would not think anything.
- 14:27SPEAKER_02: And then you'd say, Do you notice anything different?
- 14:29SPEAKER_02: And they'd be like, No, and they'd go, My voice is asked me.
- 14:32SPEAKER_02: And then they'd be like, Oh, it's cute.
- 14:33SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah, after you like addressed it.
- 14:35SPEAKER_04: It was so hot though.
- 14:36SPEAKER_04: I I wanted to talk to everyone all day.
- 14:38SPEAKER_04: My voice was gone.
- 14:40SPEAKER_02: You literally, your voice sounded exactly the same.
- 14:42SPEAKER_04: Are you enjoying your trip?
- 14:44SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 14:45SPEAKER_04: Your voice sounded exactly the same.
- 14:48SPEAKER_02: That's fine, but your voice remained intact.
- 14:52SPEAKER_04: It didn't.
- 14:52SPEAKER_04: But anyway, that was it.
- 14:53SPEAKER_04: And I two adrenaline junkies in a row was any like it pushed me to the point.
- 14:58SPEAKER_04: You know, I don't scream in people's faces.
- 15:00SPEAKER_04: I screamed in this girl's face because of that.
- 15:03SPEAKER_02: That's needed sometimes.
- 15:04SPEAKER_02: I yelled at somebody yesterday at the Chick-fil-A.
- 15:06SPEAKER_04: How?
- 15:07SPEAKER_02: Not to make everything about me.
- 15:09SPEAKER_04: Um, so But you scre I feel like you screamed at like 40 people this in the past two weeks.
- 15:14SPEAKER_04: Did you?
- 15:14SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 15:15SPEAKER_02: But different, you know, different environments call for different measures.
- 15:20SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
- 15:20SPEAKER_02: Um, but no, I was at the Chick-fil-A and normalized standing up for a mom.
- 15:26SPEAKER_02: Dom for moms.
- 15:28SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 15:28SPEAKER_02: Always.
- 15:29SPEAKER_02: And I I'm gonna start a bracelet company that says I love mommies.
- 15:35SPEAKER_04: Oh, you should.
- 15:36SPEAKER_02: I would actually eat.
- 15:37SPEAKER_04: You should.
- 15:38SPEAKER_02: Anyway, so we're at Chick-fil-A, and there's a play place.
- 15:42SPEAKER_02: Do people call them playplaces here?
- 15:44SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 15:44SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 15:44SPEAKER_04: Play zone?
- 15:45SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
- 15:46SPEAKER_02: Playzone.
- 15:46SPEAKER_04: I just made that up.
- 15:47SPEAKER_02: There's a playplace.
- 15:48SPEAKER_04: Also, my stomach does not hurt at all.
- 15:50SPEAKER_02: No, because that's my God.
- 15:52SPEAKER_04: That's my god.
- 15:53SPEAKER_02: You know what comment I hate on TikTok on Christian TikTok?
- 15:55SPEAKER_02: I hate on Christian TikTok where people comment not to brag, but that's my dad.
- 15:59SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm talking about?
- 16:01SPEAKER_04: You should start commenting.
- 16:02SPEAKER_02: When God does something like not to brag, but that's my dad.
- 16:04SPEAKER_04: No, exactly.
- 16:04SPEAKER_02: I don't know why I hate those comments.
- 16:06SPEAKER_04: That is your dad.
- 16:07SPEAKER_02: Or like when like someone does something good, like not to brag, but that's my brother in Christ.
- 16:10SPEAKER_02: Like, oh my god, get out of here.
- 16:13SPEAKER_02: Um anyway.
- 16:13SPEAKER_04: It's kind of fresh.
- 16:15SPEAKER_02: It is in a way.
- 16:15SPEAKER_02: It's anyway.
- 16:16SPEAKER_04: It is in a way.
- 16:17SPEAKER_04: I wouldn't say it, but it's fresh.
- 16:18SPEAKER_04: Anyway.
- 16:18SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it is in a way, but I'm like, you're cheating on your girlfriend.
- 16:20SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
- 16:21SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
- 16:22SPEAKER_02: So um I was at Chick-fil-A.
- 16:24SPEAKER_02: Chick-fil-A not that busy, okay?
- 16:26SPEAKER_02: And there this older man, older eyes than like 55.
- 16:29SPEAKER_02: Like he's like a man, he's not like crippled.
- 16:30SPEAKER_04: And when you said older man, I was expecting a nine-year-old with a can.
- 16:34SPEAKER_04: No, he's like 55.
- 16:35SPEAKER_04: Oh, so does young.
- 16:37SPEAKER_04: Because like 55 is the new like 38.
- 16:40SPEAKER_04: It is true.
- 16:40SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 16:41SPEAKER_02: Okay, so fully abled.
- 16:42SPEAKER_02: Fully, no, fully able.
- 16:43SPEAKER_02: Grown adult.
- 16:44SPEAKER_02: Fully abled, able to Okay.
- 16:45SPEAKER_02: I feel good.
- 16:46SPEAKER_04: Beat his ass now.
- 16:47SPEAKER_04: I was I was just like, is he really like reaching out a nine-year-old?
- 16:50SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no.
- 16:51SPEAKER_02: So anyway, chooses to sit next to the playplace, which I was like, why do you want to sit there?
- 16:58SPEAKER_04: Yeah, let's check his history.
- 16:59SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah.
- 16:59SPEAKER_02: Download like the app that like tells you like offenders near me.
- 17:03SPEAKER_04: No, yes.
- 17:04SPEAKER_02: So anyway, so he's sitting there, and I am somebody who does get annoyed by like rowdy, loud kids and like parents who don't like like kind of be like, hey, like, you know, whatever.
- 17:14SPEAKER_02: I did not think anything.
- 17:15SPEAKER_02: Like, literally, these kids were not being loud.
- 17:17SPEAKER_04: Especially near a play place.
- 17:18SPEAKER_02: Also, when you're at a play place, there's like this subconscious like thing, it's like you're signing up to hear kids play.
- 17:23SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
- 17:24SPEAKER_04: I mean, there's a drive-thru for a reason.
- 17:25SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
- 17:26SPEAKER_02: And he's sitting by himself, okay?
- 17:27SPEAKER_04: A drive-thru, a bike.
- 17:29SPEAKER_02: And not a cute way.
- 17:30SPEAKER_02: So he we're sitting there, and he has been sitting by us for probably like 40 minutes.
- 17:35SPEAKER_02: And he goes to the whole restaurant.
- 17:38SPEAKER_02: Whose kids are these?
- 17:41SPEAKER_04: Yells to the restaurant.
- 17:42SPEAKER_02: Right, and I just like watch.
- 17:44SPEAKER_02: And this sweet little mom in the corner goes, Mine.
- 17:47SPEAKER_02: And he goes, We'll get your kids under control.
- 17:51SPEAKER_02: They're being loud.
- 17:52SPEAKER_02: Guys.
- 17:53SPEAKER_04: In the playplace?
- 17:54SPEAKER_04: You saw red.
- 17:55SPEAKER_02: My fight- one thing about my fight or flight, it's not even a millisecond.
- 18:00SPEAKER_02: It is immediate.
- 18:02SPEAKER_02: So I get up, I start yelling at him.
- 18:04SPEAKER_02: I go, you know you decided to sit at the table right next to the playplace, correct?
- 18:08SPEAKER_02: And he goes, It doesn't matter.
- 18:10SPEAKER_02: Like, keep your kids on control.
- 18:12SPEAKER_02: And I said, There's a whole restaurant of place.
- 18:14SPEAKER_02: I go, there's a booth right there you can move to, there's a table right there you can move to, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- 18:17SPEAKER_02: And he goes, I'm saying what everybody here is thinking.
- 18:20SPEAKER_02: So I turn around to the whole restaurant and I said, Raise your hand if you agree with this man.
- 18:26SPEAKER_02: And I looked around.
- 18:28SPEAKER_04: Oh, Wendy Williams special.
- 18:29SPEAKER_02: I went like, clap if you care.
- 18:31SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 18:32SPEAKER_02: I go, every hand is down, by the way.
- 18:36SPEAKER_02: And he goes, It's because they're too scared to agree.
- 18:39SPEAKER_02: I go, I go, oh, they're scared.
- 18:41SPEAKER_04: No, in that moment, everyone would have raised their hand if they agreed.
- 18:44SPEAKER_02: Yep.
- 18:44SPEAKER_02: And like there was like, you know, this military dad here, you know, like all the MAGA men of the room started standing up to like, you know, defend the mom.
- 18:51SPEAKER_02: And I was like, I was like, guys, I got it.
- 18:54SPEAKER_02: You know.
- 18:54SPEAKER_02: Um, I was like, let me handle this one, you know.
- 18:58SPEAKER_02: You know, conservatives conservatives and liberals in that moment were united for once.
- 19:03SPEAKER_02: Um anyway, so I was just like, and he was like, you bull.
- 19:08SPEAKER_02: So we just like yelled at each other.
- 19:09SPEAKER_02: I felt good.
- 19:10SPEAKER_02: All my friends are like, you ate him, but like my heart was like racing.
- 19:13SPEAKER_02: Okay, so you were there with friends.
- 19:14SPEAKER_04: I was just like, why were you in the boys alone?
- 19:17SPEAKER_04: But you were with friends?
- 19:18SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 19:19SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 19:19SPEAKER_02: One of five.
- 19:20SPEAKER_04: Okay, perfect.
- 19:21SPEAKER_02: We need to move on with this episode.
- 19:23SPEAKER_04: We do.
- 19:24SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 19:24SPEAKER_02: So that was our pre-banter.
- 19:27SPEAKER_04: Lots of pre-banters.
- 19:28SPEAKER_02: Let's get into our truth serums, which our truth serums are things that we just need to get off our chest.
- 19:32SPEAKER_02: And I'm gonna go first.
- 19:33SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 19:35SPEAKER_02: Before I say mine, I would like to say that what I'm talking about has nothing to do with like the social construct of our country.
- 19:42SPEAKER_02: It has nothing to do with Don't try to make it something it's not.
- 19:45SPEAKER_02: Systemic racism.
- 19:46SPEAKER_02: It has nothing to do with taxes, it has nothing to do with our current president, it has nothing to do with any of that but America low-key obsessed.
- 20:00SPEAKER_02: Low key love America, low-key America eats.
- 20:03SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 20:04SPEAKER_02: I am low-key obsessed with America.
- 20:06SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 20:07SPEAKER_04: Did this obsession start within the last two weeks?
- 20:09SPEAKER_04: Yes, being out of the country.
- 20:12SPEAKER_02: Cubes.
- 20:13SPEAKER_04: Cubes.
- 20:14SPEAKER_02: Ice cubes.
- 20:15SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 20:15SPEAKER_02: I'm also not gonna just say ice because this cannot be clipped.
- 20:19SPEAKER_02: Ice cubes.
- 20:20SPEAKER_04: Cubes.
- 20:20SPEAKER_04: Oh.
- 20:21SPEAKER_02: Not as in the force.
- 20:23SPEAKER_04: Oh my gosh.
- 20:24SPEAKER_02: Correct.
- 20:25SPEAKER_02: Ice cubes.
- 20:26SPEAKER_02: Ice cubes for a beverage.
- 20:29SPEAKER_04: The only thing we support is ice cubes.
- 20:32SPEAKER_02: Cubes.
- 20:33SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 20:33SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 20:34SPEAKER_02: Cubes.
- 20:34SPEAKER_02: I hate that they're named off of something that is so important.
- 20:38SPEAKER_02: Being out of the country, and here's the other thing too.
- 20:40SPEAKER_02: Oh, also, here's the other thing I'm gonna clarify as I get into this.
- 20:43SPEAKER_02: When I say the word villa, what I'm referring to is I stayed in European-style villas in Italy.
- 20:49SPEAKER_02: Yes, the villa I'm referring to as I'm talking right now.
- 20:53SPEAKER_02: Because y'all be asking a lot of public questions in those comments.
- 20:57SPEAKER_02: Um staying in European-style villas for two weeks.
- 21:02SPEAKER_02: Here's the thing incredible, beautiful, like literally, genuinely breathtaking environments.
- 21:07SPEAKER_02: You don't have ice cubes, you don't have AC.
- 21:11SPEAKER_02: I go to sit down on my bed and it feels like a bag of crumpled up newspaper balls.
- 21:16SPEAKER_02: The shower, it feels like I'm being spit on.
- 21:19SPEAKER_02: It feels like I stood in the shower.
- 21:21SPEAKER_02: First of all, the shower head is at my shoulder and it's just somebody going this.
- 21:25SPEAKER_02: That is the amount of water on me.
- 21:29SPEAKER_02: Book me at the Marriott.
- 21:31SPEAKER_04: Like, is there a Marriott in Italy?
- 21:33SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I ended up staying.
- 21:34SPEAKER_02: I was there the last night of my night in Italy, I was at a Marriott.
- 21:36SPEAKER_04: Was it amazing?
- 21:37SPEAKER_04: Everything life-changing.
- 21:39SPEAKER_02: I want to go to a villa and I want to take foot.
- 21:40SPEAKER_02: I want to go to a museum.
- 21:41SPEAKER_02: I don't want to live in one.
- 21:42SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 21:43SPEAKER_02: Like I want to look at history and then go to dinner.
- 21:46SPEAKER_02: I don't want to live in the history.
- 21:47SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 21:48SPEAKER_02: Like, I I I don't need that.
- 21:49SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 21:50SPEAKER_02: Europe as a whole, incredible.
- 21:52SPEAKER_02: Like the architecture is insane.
- 21:53SPEAKER_02: The shopping is insane.
- 21:54SPEAKER_02: Like it is, it is, it was genuinely like mind blowing.
- 21:58SPEAKER_02: Everything that I s read about or saw in Social media, or it was incredible.
- 22:02SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 22:03SPEAKER_02: But as it comes to the amenities, also I have a really hot take right now.
- 22:07SPEAKER_04: What?
- 22:08SPEAKER_02: The food in Italy, not that great.
- 22:10SPEAKER_04: Really?
- 22:11SPEAKER_02: The pasta was not that great.
- 22:12SPEAKER_02: The pizza was not that great.
- 22:14SPEAKER_02: The bread was not good.
- 22:15SPEAKER_02: I sorry.
- 22:17SPEAKER_04: Really?
- 22:17SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, maybe I went to the wrong spots, but like I would much rather go to Wild Forking Utica Square.
- 22:22SPEAKER_02: And here's the thing, maybe I'm accustomed to just like fake American food.
- 22:27SPEAKER_02: But I'm just like, the bread, I I did not have one piece of bread that I liked.
- 22:32SPEAKER_02: Not one.
- 22:32SPEAKER_02: Really?
- 22:33SPEAKER_02: And all of the temperatures are wrong.
- 22:34SPEAKER_02: Your beverages are hot and your food is cold.
- 22:36SPEAKER_02: Why are you giving me a cold pizza bagel?
- 22:39SPEAKER_02: Like, throw it, like you, with your needing to microwave your donuts, you would have crumbled.
- 22:46SPEAKER_04: No, I I still I can't.
- 22:48SPEAKER_02: And also, like I'm glad to know there's a marriage.
- 22:50SPEAKER_02: And also, they do not care about being me being their favorite customer.
- 22:53SPEAKER_04: Really?
- 22:54SPEAKER_02: They do not care.
- 22:54SPEAKER_02: Oh, hey, um, do you work here?
- 22:56SPEAKER_02: Because I didn't know if they worked at the Zara.
- 22:58SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 22:58SPEAKER_02: And they like they ever everyone hated me there.
- 23:02SPEAKER_02: Really?
- 23:02SPEAKER_02: Everyone hated me.
- 23:03SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 23:03SPEAKER_02: So I was like, maybe I'm just like the loud, obnoxious American.
- 23:05SPEAKER_02: I like I would say to my friends, I'm like, is it obvious that I'm like American?
- 23:08SPEAKER_02: They're like, yeah.
- 23:09SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 23:10SPEAKER_04: But also too, yeah.
- 23:13SPEAKER_04: I've just never been there.
- 23:14SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 23:14SPEAKER_02: And I will say this genuinely, the best two weeks of my life, amazing.
- 23:19SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 23:19SPEAKER_02: I'm talking about just like, I was hot for two weeks.
- 23:22SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 23:23SPEAKER_04: Also, I think with the cancel culture of it all, go ahead.
- 23:26SPEAKER_04: Go ahead.
- 23:26SPEAKER_02: I have no, I have more to say.
- 23:27SPEAKER_02: Keep going.
- 23:27SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 23:28SPEAKER_04: With the cancel culture of it all, I just want to um, I just want to say he loves Italians.
- 23:34SPEAKER_02: I am Italian.
- 23:35SPEAKER_02: He's Italian.
- 23:35SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 23:36SPEAKER_02: My family's from Italy.
- 23:37SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 23:37SPEAKER_04: Second thing is it's okay.
- 23:39SPEAKER_04: Two things can coexist.
- 23:40SPEAKER_04: You can be grateful for the amazing experiences you have, but also need a cup of ice.
- 23:45SPEAKER_02: No, it was the best two weeks of my life.
- 23:47SPEAKER_02: I want my Coke Zero to be cold.
- 23:48SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you should have brought a Yeti.
- 23:50SPEAKER_02: No, next time I'm literally like, yeah, I'm bringing a Yeti.
- 23:52SPEAKER_04: The checked bag.
- 23:55SPEAKER_02: Also, KLM Airlines, if I ever meet the president of KLM Airlines or whatever, I'm telling you, it is absolutely on site like that man at the Chick-fil-A.
- 24:04SPEAKER_02: So not only did they lose my bags, I arrive in Austria, the first country, and bag not there.
- 24:15SPEAKER_02: I had something really important happening that next day.
- 24:17SPEAKER_02: None of my clothes, none of my Cere V, nothing.
- 24:20SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
- 24:21SPEAKER_02: I had to go to the mall in that country, which the malls are interesting.
- 24:24SPEAKER_02: They're like a Costco.
- 24:25SPEAKER_02: It's very interesting.
- 24:26SPEAKER_02: Really?
- 24:26SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
- 24:27SPEAKER_02: With a shopping cart.
- 24:28SPEAKER_02: Ransacked the local HM.
- 24:30SPEAKER_02: Uh HM New Arrivals, top to foot, by the way, which is not really how I roll HM New Arrivals, okay?
- 24:35SPEAKER_02: Top to foot.
- 24:36SPEAKER_02: Buy a suitcase there.
- 24:38SPEAKER_02: Stuffing the suitcase, they call the European police on me because they think I'm stealing.
- 24:42SPEAKER_02: Because I'm shoving everything into a bag.
- 24:43SPEAKER_02: I had 30 minutes before I had to go do the thing I was going to go do.
- 24:46SPEAKER_03: Oh my gosh.
- 24:46SPEAKER_02: They call the police on me.
- 24:48SPEAKER_02: I they didn't understand what I literally was talking to them for like 20 minutes.
- 24:51SPEAKER_02: They thought I was stealing.
- 24:52SPEAKER_02: Then you want to know what else is crazy?
- 24:53SPEAKER_02: Then from that country to go to Italy, they lose that bag.
- 24:57SPEAKER_02: They lose that bag.
- 24:59SPEAKER_04: They're like, that's the guy that looks deal.
- 25:00SPEAKER_02: They are collecting my bags like infinity stones.
- 25:02SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
- 25:03SPEAKER_02: Like I like literally, I have bags.
- 25:05SPEAKER_02: I have bags in Europe.
- 25:07SPEAKER_02: I have bags of everything.
- 25:09SPEAKER_04: There is someone at KLM KLM Airlines.
- 25:12SPEAKER_04: That looks incredible right now.
- 25:13SPEAKER_04: It's incredible.
- 25:13SPEAKER_02: They have Banana Republic cutoffs.
- 25:16SPEAKER_02: They got, you know, period.
- 25:19SPEAKER_04: Period.
- 25:19SPEAKER_04: Jake, I don't know.
- 25:20SPEAKER_02: What else I got?
- 25:21SPEAKER_02: There were a lot of Banana Republic.
- 25:23SPEAKER_02: They're like curated thrift.
- 25:26SPEAKER_04: You have been curating that wardrobe for years.
- 25:29SPEAKER_04: And I told people like it's more than just a bag.
- 25:30SPEAKER_04: Like that is crazy.
- 25:31SPEAKER_02: I promise you, some random KLM employees showed up to work stunting yesterday in a Banana Republic cut off.
- 25:36SPEAKER_04: They look amazing.
- 25:37SPEAKER_02: I have bags in every country.
- 25:38SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 25:39SPEAKER_04: And I love that.
- 25:40SPEAKER_02: So the travel was tough.
- 25:42SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 25:42SPEAKER_02: Europe was incredible.
- 25:44SPEAKER_02: But the um the things that we do take for granted, like having AC, ice cubes, you know, chargers.
- 25:51SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, you need a converter.
- 25:52SPEAKER_02: No one told me except for the day before Brittany told me you they don't have normal outlets.
- 25:57SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 25:57SPEAKER_02: It's a converter.
- 25:58SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 25:58SPEAKER_02: I couldn't charge my phone anywhere.
- 26:00SPEAKER_04: I was facing Dom, and he's just like, I have four percent than I need.
- 26:03SPEAKER_02: I was on 2% and hot for three weeks.
- 26:05SPEAKER_02: Two weeks.
- 26:07SPEAKER_04: Anyway.
- 26:08SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
- 26:09SPEAKER_02: Okay, what's your truth serum?
- 26:11SPEAKER_04: Wow, wow.
- 26:12SPEAKER_04: I did miss you though.
- 26:14SPEAKER_02: Thanks.
- 26:15SPEAKER_04: Loose knees.
- 26:16SPEAKER_04: My truth serum is this.
- 26:19SPEAKER_04: We need to discontinue the Toto S55E Bede.
- 26:28SPEAKER_04: Here, hold on.
- 26:29SPEAKER_02: Are you casting a spell?
- 26:31SPEAKER_02: What is that?
- 26:31SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, the chair is levitating.
- 26:33SPEAKER_02: Toto is de b-et.
- 26:35SPEAKER_04: No, exactly.
- 26:36SPEAKER_02: I'm blind now.
- 26:37SPEAKER_04: And I want to be this specific on this because I've been thinking about this uh once a week for seven months, okay?
- 26:46SPEAKER_04: Um I was house sitting for someone for a week.
- 26:50SPEAKER_04: They were out of town and I they have this bidet, okay?
- 26:54SPEAKER_04: And they were like, yay, you can use this bidet.
- 26:56SPEAKER_04: Also, I did not know bidets were were communal.
- 27:00SPEAKER_04: I thought they were like your own personality.
- 27:03SPEAKER_02: Can I ask a question?
- 27:04SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 27:04SPEAKER_02: Something I still don't understand.
- 27:08SPEAKER_02: How are bidets like in a home?
- 27:10SPEAKER_02: Like is everyone just putting their butthole onto the same tube?
- 27:13SPEAKER_04: Don't say butthole on this podcast.
- 27:15SPEAKER_04: I'm grossed.
- 27:16SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 27:16SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 27:17SPEAKER_04: Um, but yeah, they sit and it's not oh, I mean, it just shoots up water.
- 27:21SPEAKER_02: But don't you have to don't you I've actually never used a bidet.
- 27:25SPEAKER_04: I think you're thinking of a um enema.
- 27:29SPEAKER_02: Isn't that I thought a bidet mirror is an enema.
- 27:32SPEAKER_04: No, it doesn't.
- 27:33SPEAKER_04: It just cleans you.
- 27:34SPEAKER_04: You were did they not have these in Italy?
- 27:37SPEAKER_02: I never I don't approach it.
- 27:38SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 27:39SPEAKER_04: Anyway, so you can buy like rich people buy like attachments, right?
- 27:43SPEAKER_04: And you can have your own bidet at home.
- 27:46SPEAKER_04: And so there was one day, um, like when I was house sitting, I was just like, you know what?
- 27:51SPEAKER_04: Like, I've never used a bidet before.
- 27:53SPEAKER_04: Like, let me try this out.
- 27:55SPEAKER_04: Like, I was just really, I felt so cute, okay?
- 27:57SPEAKER_03: Thank God.
- 27:58SPEAKER_04: So I pushed on the bidet, I was like, oh, this is odd.
- 28:02SPEAKER_04: And if anyone's ever tried a bidet, you know this feeling.
- 28:04SPEAKER_04: Oh, you're like, oh, this is odd, this is odd.
- 28:07SPEAKER_04: And you're like, okay, cool, like I'm done.
- 28:09SPEAKER_04: Like it's it gets to a point where you're like, okay, it has to like I'm clean, right?
- 28:12SPEAKER_04: Like squeaky.
- 28:13SPEAKER_04: Like squeaky, squeaky.
- 28:14SPEAKER_04: And I was also, in addition to like house managing, I also was like picking up what you're doing.
- 28:28SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 28:29SPEAKER_04: It's my alarm.
- 28:32SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry.
- 28:33SPEAKER_04: I hate that.
- 28:33SPEAKER_04: That's so embarrassing.
- 28:34SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 28:35SPEAKER_04: So you get to a point where you're just like done and you're like, okay, like obviously, let me hop off.
- 28:40SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 28:41SPEAKER_04: With this brand of bidet, it takes 45 minutes to work the remote control to get off.
- 28:49SPEAKER_04: And I had to leave the house in five minutes to go pick up the kids from school because, in addition to house managing, I was also watching the three kids.
- 28:59SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 29:00SPEAKER_04: I could not figure out how to turn it off.
- 29:01SPEAKER_02: The bidet experience is 45 minutes.
- 29:03SPEAKER_04: No.
- 29:04SPEAKER_04: You have to find a way to turn it off.
- 29:06SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
- 29:07SPEAKER_04: And so, Dom, I was panicking.
- 29:08SPEAKER_04: I tried to stand up.
- 29:10SPEAKER_04: It sprayed out.
- 29:10SPEAKER_04: Like it literally felt like a movie.
- 29:12SPEAKER_04: Like what a girl wants with the bath.
- 29:14SPEAKER_04: It would not sit.
- 29:14SPEAKER_04: So I had to sit on there.
- 29:15SPEAKER_04: I was on there, Dom, for 25 minutes.
- 29:18SPEAKER_04: Girl, that cleared you out.
- 29:19SPEAKER_04: I literally.
- 29:20SPEAKER_04: And I was researching everything.
- 29:22SPEAKER_04: I was just like, I was freaking out because no one had the answer.
- 29:25SPEAKER_04: One Reddit thread had the answer to this.
- 29:29SPEAKER_04: One Redditor was like, hey, this specific brand of toilet, I've been sitting on here for an hour.
- 29:34SPEAKER_04: I need help.
- 29:35SPEAKER_04: Like, I'm not okay.
- 29:36SPEAKER_04: Everyone in the thread, me too.
- 29:38SPEAKER_04: Me too.
- 29:39SPEAKER_04: Me too.
- 29:40SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 29:40SPEAKER_02: Oh my God, discontinue this.
- 29:42SPEAKER_04: You're like you showed me how to do 47 buttons I had to press at the same time to get this bidet off.
- 29:49SPEAKER_04: And I was late to school.
- 29:50SPEAKER_04: Like the school was calling me and be like, hey, Tim Tim has been like their ice cream scoop just like laid it on the floor.
- 29:57SPEAKER_02: But yeah, it's booty clean.
- 29:58SPEAKER_02: That's how.
- 29:59SPEAKER_04: Booty clean.
- 29:59SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but I was 15 minutes late to pick up.
- 30:02SPEAKER_04: And they were like, Tim Tim's like waiting out here with his siblings.
- 30:05SPEAKER_04: Like, I didn't know how to explain it to the parent.
- 30:08SPEAKER_04: So all to say, that is the that is.
- 30:10SPEAKER_02: If that many people have a problem with it, that's what I'm saying.
- 30:12SPEAKER_04: This is a call to action.
- 30:13SPEAKER_04: Look inward.
- 30:14SPEAKER_04: They need to.
- 30:15SPEAKER_04: This is that's why it's my true serum.
- 30:16SPEAKER_04: It's a call to action.
- 30:17SPEAKER_04: Look up the Reddit thread.
- 30:18SPEAKER_04: I told you the exact serial number.
- 30:21SPEAKER_02: Period.
- 30:22SPEAKER_02: I'm with you.
- 30:23SPEAKER_04: And wonder how I mean it took me a bit to find the skew.
- 30:26SPEAKER_04: I had to like, you know.
- 30:28SPEAKER_04: Anyway, I can't even tell you.
- 30:30SPEAKER_02: Water's shooting up everywhere.
- 30:31SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 30:31SPEAKER_02: That is funny.
- 30:33SPEAKER_02: Okay, let's get into our weekly doses, which is each of us bring two pop culture headlines to discuss.
- 30:39SPEAKER_02: Um, I'll go first.
- 30:41SPEAKER_02: So Dancing with the Stars has released its season 35 cast.
- 30:45SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 30:46SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 30:46SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna go through.
- 30:48SPEAKER_02: Tatiana Ali.
- 30:50SPEAKER_02: She's an actress from Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
- 30:52SPEAKER_02: She played Ashley.
- 30:54SPEAKER_02: Thanks.
- 30:54SPEAKER_02: Tyler Cameron from The Bachelorette.
- 30:56SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 30:57SPEAKER_02: You know him?
- 30:58SPEAKER_02: Speaking of Bachelorette, oh, we'll talk about that later.
- 31:01SPEAKER_02: Um, Giada De Laurentis, you know that celebrity chef, I don't know who that is.
- 31:05SPEAKER_02: Jenna Dewan, actress and dancer from Step Up.
- 31:08SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 31:08SPEAKER_02: Remember?
- 31:09SPEAKER_02: Ezra French, she's a gold medal, uh gold medalist for track and field.
- 31:15SPEAKER_04: Oh, I love that.
- 31:16SPEAKER_02: Amber Glenn, gold medalist.
- 31:18SPEAKER_02: Taylor Hansen from Tulsa.
- 31:20SPEAKER_04: Crazy.
- 31:21SPEAKER_02: You remember Hansen?
- 31:22SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 31:23SPEAKER_02: I don't.
- 31:25SPEAKER_02: That's a band, right?
- 31:26SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 31:27SPEAKER_02: Everyone's talking about Hansen.
- 31:28SPEAKER_02: Maura Higgins.
- 31:29SPEAKER_02: You know who that is?
- 31:30SPEAKER_02: No.
- 31:30SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 31:30SPEAKER_02: Love Island and the Traitors.
- 31:32SPEAKER_02: Connor Leavitt.
- 31:33SPEAKER_02: Whitney.
- 31:34SPEAKER_02: Oh, yes.
- 31:35SPEAKER_02: Uh, Secret Lives and Woman Wives, her husband.
- 31:37SPEAKER_02: I'm so glad that he's on.
- 31:39SPEAKER_02: I love them.
- 31:40SPEAKER_02: Uh Sierra Miller.
- 31:42SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 31:42SPEAKER_02: Summer House.
- 31:43SPEAKER_02: Sarah Jane Nader.
- 31:45SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 31:45SPEAKER_02: Do you care?
- 31:46SPEAKER_04: Love Thy Nader.
- 31:47SPEAKER_02: Do you care?
- 31:47SPEAKER_02: No.
- 31:48SPEAKER_02: And she has a female dancer.
- 31:51SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 31:51SPEAKER_02: Yep.
- 31:52SPEAKER_02: Jackson Olsen.
- 31:53SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 31:54SPEAKER_02: He's from the Savannah Bananas.
- 31:56SPEAKER_02: Are you aware of Savannah Bananas?
- 31:59SPEAKER_04: I am.
- 32:00SPEAKER_02: Are they just a group of men that put on baseball costumes and sing Kesha songs?
- 32:04SPEAKER_02: Is there a game?
- 32:05SPEAKER_04: I have no clue.
- 32:06SPEAKER_02: Are they a are they a are they a You don't know about the Savannah bananas?
- 32:10SPEAKER_02: Are they a division?
- 32:11SPEAKER_02: Are they a division of like is there other Savannah, but is there Savannah apples and they play against them?
- 32:17SPEAKER_04: No, I I think it's like the way I was explained, actually, I was just about to make something up.
- 32:23SPEAKER_04: Wow.
- 32:23SPEAKER_04: I I don't know why I was about to do that.
- 32:25SPEAKER_02: I think they're just a group of guys who like make TikToks.
- 32:27SPEAKER_04: I think it's kind of like not Space Jam, but what's that thing of like Oh globe charters?
- 32:32SPEAKER_04: Globe charters.
- 32:33SPEAKER_04: It's like that.
- 32:33SPEAKER_04: It's like they're doing amazing comparison.
- 32:36SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 32:37SPEAKER_02: Amazing comparison.
- 32:38SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 32:39SPEAKER_02: And there's a game.
- 32:40SPEAKER_04: Yes, there is a game.
- 32:41SPEAKER_04: Okay, so there's winners.
- 32:43SPEAKER_04: It's it's kind of like musical theater, like Broadway.
- 32:45SPEAKER_02: Got it.
- 32:46SPEAKER_02: Uh Guillermo Rodriguez, Jimmy Kimmel, sidekick, Harry Schum, I don't know, Julia Styles, an actress from Ten Things I Hate About You.
- 32:53SPEAKER_02: And then Connor Wood.
- 32:54SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 32:55SPEAKER_02: You know Connor Wood?
- 32:55SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 32:56SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 32:56SPEAKER_02: Do you actually?
- 32:57SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 32:58SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 32:58SPEAKER_02: Um podcaster.
- 33:00SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 33:01SPEAKER_02: So very exciting.
- 33:02SPEAKER_04: Congrats to them.
- 33:03SPEAKER_02: Congrats to them.
- 33:04SPEAKER_02: It is crazy how Dancing with the Stars is like such a thing now.
- 33:08SPEAKER_04: It was.
- 33:08SPEAKER_02: It has always been a thing, but it is such a thing now.
- 33:11SPEAKER_02: Like the the ABC Hulu universe is really rivalrying like the NBC Peacock Bravo.
- 33:19SPEAKER_02: Because there's the two families, you know this.
- 33:21SPEAKER_02: There's NBC Bravo Peacock.
- 33:24SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
- 33:25SPEAKER_02: And then there's Hulu ABC, which is like Dancing with the Stars, Secret Lives and Mormon Wives, like Bachelorette.
- 33:32SPEAKER_02: You know?
- 33:32SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 33:34SPEAKER_02: And it's crazy how big they are now.
- 33:36SPEAKER_04: I know.
- 33:37SPEAKER_04: I will, I will say, I need to shout out Charlie D'Amelio, Renegade.
- 33:43SPEAKER_04: Um, she brought single-handedly revived Dancing with the Stars.
- 33:48SPEAKER_02: Honestly, yeah.
- 33:49SPEAKER_04: She did because she made everyone care about it again.
- 33:51SPEAKER_04: Because she brought in the younger audiences, and from that, like people have been locked in ever since.
- 33:56SPEAKER_04: Then, like, you know, Alex Cyril was on last season, JoJo Siwa was on.
- 34:01SPEAKER_02: Um because this list, I mean, there are people on here where are like this is this, these are good gets.
- 34:06SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 34:06SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 34:07SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
- 34:08SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 34:08SPEAKER_04: So I'm happy for them.
- 34:09SPEAKER_02: I'm happy for them too.
- 34:10SPEAKER_04: I know.
- 34:11SPEAKER_02: Um, I don't watch.
- 34:12SPEAKER_02: Should we get on?
- 34:12SPEAKER_02: I should we watch?
- 34:13SPEAKER_04: No, I'm not watching.
- 34:15SPEAKER_02: Oh, get on, like be on it.
- 34:16SPEAKER_04: Be on it, yeah.
- 34:17SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
- 34:18SPEAKER_02: I would totally do it.
- 34:20SPEAKER_04: Should we sit in an audition date, the two of us?
- 34:22SPEAKER_02: I have, I mean, I don't know if we're not considered stars.
- 34:24SPEAKER_02: Just bring out your tap shoes.
- 34:25SPEAKER_02: We're not considered stars yet.
- 34:27SPEAKER_04: Yes, we are.
- 34:28SPEAKER_04: And also we can be each other's partners.
- 34:30SPEAKER_01: No, hell no.
- 34:32SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 34:32SPEAKER_04: Absolutely not.
- 34:33SPEAKER_04: He can't keep up.
- 34:34SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 34:35SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 34:36SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 34:37SPEAKER_02: I'll no, I'll see you out there.
- 34:38SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 34:38SPEAKER_02: Pop lock, dance, and break.
- 34:40SPEAKER_02: Okay, go.
- 34:42SPEAKER_02: What's yours?
- 34:43SPEAKER_04: My weekly dose is my first one.
- 34:47SPEAKER_04: Earl Meets World, especially talking about Alex Earl.
- 34:51SPEAKER_04: Early Meets World comes out tomorrow.
- 34:53SPEAKER_02: And the trailer looks good.
- 34:54SPEAKER_02: Did you watch it?
- 34:54SPEAKER_04: I did not watch the trailer.
- 34:56SPEAKER_02: Oh, it honestly, it looks good.
- 34:57SPEAKER_04: Really?
- 34:58SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm very interested.
- 34:59SPEAKER_04: I am very proud of her.
- 35:00SPEAKER_02: She's getting real shady.
- 35:01SPEAKER_04: Really?
- 35:02SPEAKER_02: She said in an interview, she goes, um, somebody asked her a question, like, are you excited?
- 35:06SPEAKER_02: I don't remember what the question was, but it was about the Alex Cooper thing.
- 35:08SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 35:08SPEAKER_02: She's like, you know, I'm just really excited.
- 35:09SPEAKER_02: I'm glad that I said my piece.
- 35:10SPEAKER_02: And you know, her shows are getting canceled.
- 35:12SPEAKER_04: So oh my god.
- 35:14SPEAKER_04: And I was like, oh.
- 35:15SPEAKER_02: I was like, oh wow.
- 35:16SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 35:16SPEAKER_02: Because I feel like she's kind of not been like so on the nose.
- 35:19SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 35:19SPEAKER_04: Shady.
- 35:20SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 35:20SPEAKER_02: I was like, oh wow.
- 35:21SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 35:22SPEAKER_04: Anyway, I feel like so many people are getting their own little reality shows.
- 35:26SPEAKER_04: That is the thing.
- 35:27SPEAKER_04: So many different things.
- 35:28SPEAKER_02: All Meets World, House of Stasi.
- 35:30SPEAKER_04: Everything.
- 35:31SPEAKER_02: Love Thy Neator.
- 35:32SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 35:33SPEAKER_02: I'm about it though.
- 35:34SPEAKER_04: All these new families coming up.
- 35:36SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, I'm happy for her.
- 35:37SPEAKER_02: It looks good.
- 35:38SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 35:38SPEAKER_02: I'm excited.
- 35:39SPEAKER_04: I will say, I think, like, what I don't like about our society is this is they will bring up someone um fast.
- 35:47SPEAKER_04: Like Alex Rell was brought up so fast.
- 35:50SPEAKER_04: Like everyone loved her, everyone adored her.
- 35:53SPEAKER_04: And the same things that people skyrocket someone for skyrocket, yeah.
- 35:59SPEAKER_04: Is it skyrocket?
- 36:00SPEAKER_02: Skyrocket?
- 36:01SPEAKER_04: Okay, skyrocket.
- 36:02SPEAKER_04: Skyrocket.
- 36:03SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I think I'm not sure.
- 36:04SPEAKER_04: Skyrocket.
- 36:05SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 36:05SPEAKER_04: Skyrocket it.
- 36:06SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 36:07SPEAKER_04: The same things that people skyrocket.
- 36:10SPEAKER_04: Okay, can you just say it?
- 36:12SPEAKER_04: You know what I'm talking about.
- 36:13SPEAKER_02: The same thing that people skyrocket people for is the same thing that they tear them down with.
- 36:18SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 36:19SPEAKER_04: They're like, oh, you're just a hot party girl that like drinks all the time and does get ready with me.
- 36:25SPEAKER_02: And it's like, yeah, that's why you got me famous.
- 36:27SPEAKER_02: Is this too much for a bar in New Jersey?
- 36:28SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 36:29SPEAKER_04: And like they they brought her up, and then it's like, okay, that's all you do, whatever.
- 36:33SPEAKER_04: And she's honestly a pretty hardworking businesswoman, makes moves, like balances her life.
- 36:37SPEAKER_02: But it's also the age-old thing.
- 36:38SPEAKER_02: It's the Kardashians.
- 36:39SPEAKER_02: It's like, oh, you're famous for being what pretty and having BBLs.
- 36:43SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 36:43SPEAKER_02: And it's like, okay, these people work hard.
- 36:45SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 36:46unknown: Yeah.
- 36:46SPEAKER_04: Same with that.
- 36:47SPEAKER_04: Her sister, too.
- 36:48SPEAKER_04: They were like, oh, cool, mysterious girl, whatever.
- 36:51SPEAKER_04: Like, we love her.
- 36:52SPEAKER_04: She's so chic.
- 36:53SPEAKER_04: She's so this, this is.
- 36:55SPEAKER_02: And it's like, seriously, you're gonna be so mysterious, and you think you're so cool.
- 36:57SPEAKER_04: And then also too, like, yeah, exactly.
- 37:01SPEAKER_04: So I it's just annoying.
- 37:03SPEAKER_04: But I mean, they're in the spotlight.
- 37:04SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, that's what everything like, even with House of Stasi, they're like, I can't believe you would.
- 37:08SPEAKER_02: They're like, oh my god, I'm so glad Stassi's finally getting a new show and it's surrounded by her family and her friends.
- 37:13SPEAKER_02: Like, that's so cool.
- 37:13SPEAKER_02: Like, we always wanted her to go back on Vanderpump, uh, but now, but she only would do it if it was her actual life, and now this is actually her life.
- 37:21SPEAKER_02: And then it's the same people being like, You really risked putting your family and your friends on reality television for the sake of entertainment.
- 37:27SPEAKER_02: And it's like, please, like, you're watching.
- 37:30SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
- 37:30SPEAKER_02: What would you what do you want?
- 37:32SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
- 37:32SPEAKER_02: And also her and Bo are doing just fine, by the way.
- 37:35SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
- 37:36SPEAKER_04: How do you know that?
- 37:37SPEAKER_04: I heard you heard through the grapevine.
- 37:39SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 37:40SPEAKER_02: All right.
- 37:40SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm next.
- 37:43SPEAKER_02: Peacock calls for three-part Williams.
- 37:47SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna restart.
- 37:48SPEAKER_02: Peacock calls for three-part Wendy Williams docuseries.
- 37:52SPEAKER_02: The new documentary series will take viewers inside the story, legacy, and untold moments surrounding the Williams family.
- 37:58SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 37:58SPEAKER_02: Williams family.
- 37:59SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 38:00SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 38:01SPEAKER_04: There's more.
- 38:02SPEAKER_02: Deserved.
- 38:03SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
- 38:03SPEAKER_02: Like I think she's a she's a part of it.
- 38:05SPEAKER_04: I love like oh, she is a part of it.
- 38:08SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 38:08SPEAKER_02: From what I read.
- 38:09SPEAKER_04: I was just like, I don't like how people have been treating her like she's deceased.
- 38:13SPEAKER_04: Like they'll say things about her, talk about her, video her.
- 38:16SPEAKER_04: I'm just like, she's still alive in here.
- 38:18SPEAKER_04: She is alive in here.
- 38:19SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 38:19SPEAKER_02: Why does she not?
- 38:20SPEAKER_02: Wasn't she starting a podcast?
- 38:22SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
- 38:23SPEAKER_02: A Wendy Williams podcast would be everything.
- 38:26SPEAKER_04: I feel like with Wendy Williams, though, I guess.
- 38:28SPEAKER_02: Oh, and they're calling it Clap If You Care.
- 38:30SPEAKER_02: Really?
- 38:30SPEAKER_02: Isn't that good?
- 38:31SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's a brilliant.
- 38:32SPEAKER_02: That's something we would come with with.
- 38:33SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 38:34SPEAKER_04: Um I guess there is a video form of the podcast, obviously.
- 38:37SPEAKER_04: But I was like, with William Wendy Williams, you need to see her facial expressions because it adds to it a lot of her comedic moments.
- 38:44SPEAKER_02: And I want to have a studio audience too.
- 38:45SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 38:46SPEAKER_02: But they can invite us.
- 38:47SPEAKER_02: Also I have people that are telling me they want to be they want to be the people who sit in here.
- 38:51SPEAKER_04: Really?
- 38:52SPEAKER_04: No.
- 38:52SPEAKER_02: It's just set a roster.
- 38:53SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 38:54SPEAKER_02: It was Kyle.
- 38:54SPEAKER_04: Oh, I love Kyle.
- 38:55SPEAKER_02: Kyle.
- 38:56SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you can come.
- 38:57SPEAKER_04: People.
- 38:57SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 38:58SPEAKER_02: No, multiple people have, but that's one where we would be down for.
- 39:02SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
- 39:05SPEAKER_02: Go.
- 39:06SPEAKER_04: I will say this.
- 39:08SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna take a moment.
- 39:10SPEAKER_04: I was going, I brought up a story, and this was my one of my weekly doses.
- 39:16SPEAKER_04: But I did additional research this morning on this story, and I was about to spread untrue information.
- 39:25SPEAKER_04: So I'm retracting it.
- 39:27SPEAKER_02: Is that the Uber thing?
- 39:28SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 39:29SPEAKER_04: So Uber is planning to lay off like 3,300 employees.
- 39:35SPEAKER_04: Um and I thought it was going to be the drivers, but I think they're going to do the corporate office, is what I'm what I'm saying.
- 39:45SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 39:46SPEAKER_04: Your eyes are glazing over.
- 39:47SPEAKER_04: These are real jobs.
- 39:49SPEAKER_02: My eyes I don't know what happens to my face for you to think my eyes are glazing.
- 39:55SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
- 39:56SPEAKER_04: I have no clue what glazing over means.
- 39:58SPEAKER_04: No, I know.
- 39:58SPEAKER_04: I always just say you love to say that.
- 40:00SPEAKER_04: I love to say it friends.
- 40:01SPEAKER_02: Eyes unglazed.
- 40:02SPEAKER_04: I'll say, um, I'll just say a layoff at Uber is what I know is confirmed is coming, and that is awful for someone who literally has been through a layoff.
- 40:13SPEAKER_04: It is awful.
- 40:14SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 40:14SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 40:15SPEAKER_04: And so is there reasoning?
- 40:17SPEAKER_04: Um, they're wanting to go to um a more automated system.
- 40:21SPEAKER_04: So they're eliminating jobs, um, real people doing these real things, you know what I'm saying?
- 40:27SPEAKER_04: With um robots, AI, robots, all of that.
- 40:31SPEAKER_04: And I am tired of the city.
- 40:32SPEAKER_02: So it's not that they're it's not that they're firing drivers to replace with robocars.
- 40:36SPEAKER_04: That's what I initially thought.
- 40:38SPEAKER_02: Oh.
- 40:39SPEAKER_04: And I mean, they're gonna go that way with um, I mean, I'm sure with the competitors.
- 40:44SPEAKER_02: I think Uber already does they do they speaking of which, I do not like the robocars.
- 40:48SPEAKER_02: No, I what are they called?
- 40:50SPEAKER_04: Robocars?
- 40:51SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
- 40:52SPEAKER_02: There's the brand.
- 40:52SPEAKER_02: Get uh go.
- 40:54SPEAKER_02: Oh, when I when we were in the big cities, they're like, oh, go pick yourself uh order a blank.
- 40:59SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
- 41:00SPEAKER_02: There's a brand.
- 41:00SPEAKER_02: It's like Uber, but it's like but it's but it's like the robocars.
- 41:04SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 41:05SPEAKER_02: And I don't like that.
- 41:06SPEAKER_02: Don't like it.
- 41:07SPEAKER_04: I need you, I like human interaction.
- 41:09SPEAKER_04: Also too.
- 41:10SPEAKER_04: I don't even want the interaction.
- 41:11SPEAKER_02: I just don't want to be driven by a robot.
- 41:13SPEAKER_02: Like I don't like the thought of I don't know.
- 41:14SPEAKER_02: I just don't trust you.
- 41:16SPEAKER_04: Anyway, I'll also say, um, I was retracting what I'm saying.
- 41:19SPEAKER_04: I guess I could just keep the core part of it of 33,000 people are projecting.
- 41:24SPEAKER_04: 3300.
- 41:25SPEAKER_04: So did I say 33?
- 41:26SPEAKER_04: Okay, 3300.
- 41:27SPEAKER_04: Let's cut that.
- 41:28SPEAKER_02: You are missing if you were a drag queen, your name would be misinformation.
- 41:32SPEAKER_04: Yeah, literally.
- 41:34SPEAKER_04: Um, but yeah, those are real jobs.
- 41:36SPEAKER_04: So um my heart goes out to them, honestly.
- 41:39SPEAKER_04: So same.
- 41:40SPEAKER_04: We need to keep like we can't keep brushing, because getting desensitized to these stories though, and just keep brushing them off.
- 41:46SPEAKER_04: We just need to keep like looking at them and highlighting them.
- 41:49SPEAKER_04: Like, honestly.
- 41:50SPEAKER_04: Not to be an advocate boots, but like I'm truly like I'm I'm passionate.
- 41:54SPEAKER_02: No, I love being an advocate boots.
- 41:56SPEAKER_02: No, I agree.
- 41:56SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 41:57SPEAKER_02: Um, luckily, AI can never be truth serum.
- 42:00SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 42:01SPEAKER_02: Let's get into our ICU, which our ICU are just things that we are beating to death that we love.
- 42:05SPEAKER_02: Um, it can be things about past, present, or future, just something that we are we love.
- 42:09SPEAKER_02: Mine is current and past and will be future.
- 42:12SPEAKER_02: Games on my phone.
- 42:14SPEAKER_02: You love I love having a game on my phone.
- 42:17SPEAKER_02: Like, why what at what age do we age out of this?
- 42:21SPEAKER_02: Never like crack open that phone and play a game.
- 42:24SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 42:24SPEAKER_02: There, like, just play a game.
- 42:26SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna list some of my faves.
- 42:28SPEAKER_04: Um can I guess your number one?
- 42:30SPEAKER_02: Sure.
- 42:30SPEAKER_04: Uh the airplane Epic Plane.
- 42:32SPEAKER_04: Epic Plane.
- 42:33SPEAKER_04: Epic Plane.
- 42:33SPEAKER_04: Is it your number one?
- 42:34SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 42:34SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 42:35SPEAKER_02: It's right here.
- 42:36SPEAKER_02: Epic Plane is an incredible game.
- 42:40SPEAKER_02: Voodoo Games, you know voodoo games?
- 42:42SPEAKER_04: I don't.
- 42:43SPEAKER_02: They're voodoo games is a brand of games.
- 42:45SPEAKER_02: They're like all the ads.
- 42:46SPEAKER_02: Like when you're scrolling through TikTok and there's like a million ads on like games.
- 42:49SPEAKER_02: Does everyone have those?
- 42:51SPEAKER_04: No.
- 42:51SPEAKER_02: Only I get oh, okay.
- 42:53SPEAKER_02: And you can like play them.
- 42:54SPEAKER_04: I think it's because you don't clear your cash.
- 42:56SPEAKER_02: And I just love games.
- 42:57SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 42:57SPEAKER_02: Voodoo 8.
- 42:58SPEAKER_02: They're so smart.
- 42:59SPEAKER_02: They made literally like a million games, and they're like all the same, and they have like such good sensory, like good sounds and vibrations.
- 43:05SPEAKER_02: Like you're just obsessed.
- 43:06SPEAKER_02: And it's like, at one point I had like 10 games on my phone, they were like the same game, like essentially.
- 43:10SPEAKER_02: Um, and like ads, ads, airplane through the roof.
- 43:15SPEAKER_04: Really?
- 43:16SPEAKER_02: Through the roof, every two seconds.
- 43:17SPEAKER_02: And I'm not paying for well, I will say for Epic Plane, you paid that for month for no ads.
- 43:24SPEAKER_02: Epic Plane is incredible.
- 43:25SPEAKER_02: Balls, B-A-L-L-Z is an incredible game.
- 43:28SPEAKER_02: Fun run three, you know fun run.
- 43:31SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 43:32SPEAKER_04: Fun run, bring back so long to be on version three.
- 43:36SPEAKER_02: Bring back fun run, like with your friends, sitting down and playing fun run.
- 43:40SPEAKER_02: Like, I guys, I'm serious.
- 43:41SPEAKER_04: You always initiated a fun run.
- 43:43SPEAKER_02: Dune.
- 43:43SPEAKER_02: Dune is good.
- 43:44SPEAKER_02: Subway surfers is really good.
- 43:46SPEAKER_02: I have some name brand ones in here.
- 43:47SPEAKER_02: Um, like subway surfers.
- 43:49SPEAKER_02: Okay, geometry is really good.
- 43:51SPEAKER_04: Never played.
- 43:52SPEAKER_02: It's like a square and it goes, and you like hop over things, and it's cool.
- 43:56SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
- 43:56SPEAKER_02: Um and then
- 44:00SPEAKER_04: Um, did you play Cole Math games?
- 44:03SPEAKER_04: Of course.
- 44:04SPEAKER_02: Of course.
- 44:05SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 44:05SPEAKER_02: Um, oh, Rob um Block Sorks.
- 44:08SPEAKER_02: Do you remember Block Sorks?
- 44:10SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 44:10SPEAKER_04: And I would always roll off the sides.
- 44:12SPEAKER_02: And then I also um I have the blackjack game on my phone because it helps with me wanting to go to the casino.
- 44:18SPEAKER_02: And I don't actually bet money on there.
- 44:19SPEAKER_02: I just like it's just like itch as a scratch.
- 44:21SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 44:22SPEAKER_04: I cannot wait to talk about the casino on this podcast.
- 44:24SPEAKER_04: Pre- We can.
- 44:25SPEAKER_04: Oh, we can?
- 44:26SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 44:26SPEAKER_04: Amazing.
- 44:26SPEAKER_02: Oh, we can talk about the casino.
- 44:28SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 44:28SPEAKER_02: I love a casino.
- 44:29SPEAKER_04: Dom loves a casino.
- 44:31SPEAKER_02: I love a casino.
- 44:32SPEAKER_04: Dom.
- 44:32SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
- 44:33SPEAKER_02: It is so riveting.
- 44:35SPEAKER_04: I will say, if you like, if we weren't doing true serum and you didn't have your opportunities, whatever, he'd be on his first flight to Vegas, just a deal.
- 44:44SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 44:44SPEAKER_02: Like my plan B, if I like lose everything, which is never gonna happen, and I'm not gonna be a famous singer, I'm not gonna be famous, like you know, reality anything, I will move to Vegas and be a blackjack dealer.
- 44:55SPEAKER_04: Amazing.
- 44:56SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because I feel like if you're dealing, it m will keep you from playing.
- 45:00SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 45:01SPEAKER_04: Because you'll have those still like those pings.
- 45:03SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 45:03SPEAKER_02: And also, like me and Lauren have a system.
- 45:05SPEAKER_02: Like I'm not losing, like, I'm not like I'm not gambling my life away.
- 45:08SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
- 45:09SPEAKER_02: We do have a system.
- 45:10SPEAKER_02: I've had a few bad nights, but yes.
- 45:11SPEAKER_02: Um, anyway, okay, what's your ICU?
- 45:14SPEAKER_04: It is Kids Art Hub.
- 45:16SPEAKER_02: Kids Art Hub?
- 45:18SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 45:18SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 45:18SPEAKER_04: On YouTube.
- 45:19SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
- 45:20SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 45:21SPEAKER_04: So I have been on Kids Art Hub for a year or two now.
- 45:26SPEAKER_04: And my boss's kids, I pick them up from school every day, and sometimes there's a little a little bit of downtime.
- 45:32SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 45:32SPEAKER_04: And I don't want them just to be like on their iPads, doing whatever, isolated.
- 45:38SPEAKER_04: So I found this channel on YouTube called Kids Art Hub.
- 45:41SPEAKER_04: It's been around for years, and it is this really energetic, and he's my Miss Rachel.
- 45:48SPEAKER_04: Um, you know, my my list of like, you know, Bluey, Miss Rachel, all those.
- 45:53SPEAKER_04: He is in there because he's just like, hey art friends, let's do this.
- 45:56SPEAKER_04: But today we're gonna do that.
- 45:57SPEAKER_04: And he is the most engaging, wonderful, wonderful person ever.
- 46:01SPEAKER_04: And everything you could ever think to draw in your life is on kids' art hub.
- 46:05SPEAKER_02: Love that.
- 46:06SPEAKER_02: And so does it teach you how to draw it?
- 46:08SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 46:08SPEAKER_04: Step by step.
- 46:10SPEAKER_04: Oh my gosh, I would have loved that.
- 46:11SPEAKER_04: I learned over the past like year or two.
- 46:14SPEAKER_04: I have learned how to draw so many things.
- 46:16SPEAKER_04: Like right now, if you're like, draw me a sneaker, I will draw you a sneaker.
- 46:20SPEAKER_04: If you say like draw me like a pack of angry crayons, like I'll draw you a pack of angry crayons.
- 46:25SPEAKER_04: Like, you know what I'm saying?
- 46:26SPEAKER_04: I will draw you anything you want.
- 46:27SPEAKER_00: I love that actually.
- 46:28SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 46:29SPEAKER_00: I'm obsessed with that.
- 46:32SPEAKER_04: Um so with that too, I'll also say, for adults, like I would say, like, if you have children, you should um play that for them on the screen, go through it with them.
- 46:41SPEAKER_04: And if you have no children, do what I'm wanting to do and get card stock, like just blank cards.
- 46:48SPEAKER_04: And if your friend, like, let's just say, I'll draw like a casino, and I'll be like, kids art hub, I'll draw the casino, and I'll make you a card, and I will I could draw the casino on the front of the card.
- 46:57SPEAKER_04: You can make homemade cards.
- 47:01SPEAKER_04: Is that not riveting?
- 47:03SPEAKER_00: No, I love that.
- 47:04SPEAKER_04: Would you not want to receive like a slot on the front of my favorite right now?
- 47:13SPEAKER_04: I thought that was your oh amazing.
- 47:15SPEAKER_04: Go.
- 47:16SPEAKER_04: No, actually, I would.
- 47:17SPEAKER_02: What's your favorite one?
- 47:18SPEAKER_02: Go, get out.
- 47:23SPEAKER_02: What's your favorite one to draw?
- 47:25SPEAKER_04: I love this.
- 47:26SPEAKER_02: He's like, fine.
- 47:27SPEAKER_02: He goes, I thought that was his new high sign.
- 47:29SPEAKER_04: I thought that was his new tiddlywinks.
- 47:32SPEAKER_04: I was just like, oh, 10 minutes cute.
- 47:34SPEAKER_02: No.
- 47:35SPEAKER_02: What's your favorite one to draw?
- 47:37SPEAKER_04: I love to draw dragons.
- 47:39SPEAKER_01: Um, are you ready?
- 47:49SPEAKER_04: It's a croc.
- 47:50SPEAKER_02: It's a crow.
- 47:53SPEAKER_02: That looks like Spongebob when he has the spuds.
- 47:58SPEAKER_02: That looks like That looks like Spongebob when he has the spuds.
- 48:05SPEAKER_02: Give this to me.
- 48:07SPEAKER_04: This is great.
- 48:09SPEAKER_02: See it up close.
- 48:11SPEAKER_02: Okay, I will say this.
- 48:12SPEAKER_02: Like the ankle to like strap part, I am like, okay, that's good animation.
- 48:19SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 48:22SPEAKER_04: Is it not good?
- 48:23SPEAKER_04: Um, oh wait, I'm actually upset because that was amazing under a minute.
- 48:29SPEAKER_02: It's better than what I would have ever thought you'd draw, and I can tell that you learned this from something.
- 48:33SPEAKER_02: Really?
- 48:34SPEAKER_02: I will say that.
- 48:35SPEAKER_04: Wait, those are the key, those are the highlights.
- 48:37SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's still like it's still objectively bad though.
- 48:40SPEAKER_04: No, it's it's actually not.
- 48:42SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 48:42SPEAKER_04: I wish everyone can see.
- 48:43SPEAKER_04: This is actually for Aaron, so give this Aaron.
- 48:45SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 48:46SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry that you have to have this.
- 48:49SPEAKER_04: No, it's amazing.
- 48:51SPEAKER_04: Isn't it good, Aaron?
- 48:53SPEAKER_04: A minute.
- 48:53SPEAKER_02: If I What is that thing where people are afraid of holes?
- 48:56SPEAKER_04: Oh, trip.
- 48:57SPEAKER_04: Trypophobia.
- 48:58SPEAKER_04: Just don't mention that.
- 48:58SPEAKER_02: That is that you're telling me that did not channel your tripophobia?
- 49:02SPEAKER_02: It looks like a rash.
- 49:05SPEAKER_02: That does not look like a croc.
- 49:06SPEAKER_04: Dom, my sickness is back.
- 49:11SPEAKER_04: You single-handedly brought my sickness back.
- 49:13SPEAKER_02: That's kidding.
- 49:14SPEAKER_02: Are you the devil?
- 49:15SPEAKER_02: Oh wait.
- 49:16SPEAKER_02: I rebuke that.
- 49:17SPEAKER_02: Are you kidding me?
- 49:18SPEAKER_04: No, I rebuke that fully.
- 49:19SPEAKER_02: Disgusting.
- 49:20SPEAKER_02: Disgusting on you.
- 49:22SPEAKER_04: It is.
- 49:22SPEAKER_02: Um, let's get into our we need to talk.
- 49:24SPEAKER_04: I'm sick.
- 49:25SPEAKER_04: I'm sicky.
- 49:26SPEAKER_04: Let's get into our we need to talk.
- 49:27SPEAKER_02: Which is our advice clock segment.
- 49:29SPEAKER_02: If you want to us to answer your or give you advice, you can email truthserumpodofficial at gmail.com or DM us.
- 49:36SPEAKER_02: Okay, so this first one.
- 49:39SPEAKER_02: Um, my friend is convinced that she is good at drawing crocs.
- 49:43SPEAKER_02: I'm just kidding.
- 49:45SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 49:46SPEAKER_02: Okay, but here's the first one.
- 49:47SPEAKER_02: There's three.
- 49:48SPEAKER_02: Um, my girlfriend and I do almost everything together.
- 49:51SPEAKER_02: My friends recently planned a guy's trip, and I told her that she wasn't invited to guys trip.
- 49:55SPEAKER_02: She says that's disrespectful because she would happily let me come on a girl's trip.
- 50:01SPEAKER_02: The problem is I know that my friends want to drink and like talk about their women and things like that and do stupid stuff that they wouldn't normally do if a girlfriend was around.
- 50:08SPEAKER_02: Is it wrong that I feel like we should be able to just have a guy's trip?
- 50:14SPEAKER_02: She's afraid you're gonna cheat on her.
- 50:17SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 50:19SPEAKER_04: I will say this.
- 50:23SPEAKER_04: I personally would never bring Kristoff on a girl's trip.
- 50:30SPEAKER_02: Right.
- 50:30SPEAKER_02: I think it's weird that she would say she's very codependent.
- 50:33SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 50:34SPEAKER_02: It's weird that she would bring you on a girl's trip.
- 50:36SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 50:37SPEAKER_04: But let's focus on the other half of it.
- 50:39SPEAKER_04: What does he mean like going on a trip to do things and that they would not be comfortable doing around their girlfriend?
- 50:49SPEAKER_02: I think it's drinking, it's talking about the girls, it's like, you know.
- 50:52SPEAKER_04: Talking about the girls.
- 50:53SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 50:54SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 50:55SPEAKER_02: Guys do that.
- 50:57SPEAKER_04: In derogatory manners.
- 50:59SPEAKER_02: I'm not saying that it's right.
- 51:00SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 51:00SPEAKER_02: I'm not saying I'm I'm not in like a not in like a uh physical, not talking about them like in a like a busty boob.
- 51:07SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no, not like that.
- 51:08SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 51:09unknown: Okay.
- 51:10SPEAKER_02: But guys get together, they go golfing, they drink, they like, you know, oh, ball and chain.
- 51:14SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
- 51:15SPEAKER_04: I don't like that.
- 51:16SPEAKER_04: I will say this.
- 51:17SPEAKER_02: I don't like it either, but I'm saying it is if they're not going to like, you know, I know who submitted this one.
- 51:23SPEAKER_02: It's not to go do things like they're not gonna like cheat on yeah.
- 51:27SPEAKER_02: It's not like crazy.
- 51:28SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 51:28SPEAKER_02: I would say that guys should be able to go on a guy's trip and grocery people don't go on a girl strip.
- 51:32SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
- 51:33SPEAKER_04: And if there is any doubt on either side, that is an issue outside.
- 51:36SPEAKER_02: There's an issue bigger in this relationship.
- 51:38SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 51:39SPEAKER_02: There's this is an issue in this relationship.
- 51:40SPEAKER_04: First is the company you keep, like you need to be looking at your friends, and why would you put yourself in this is the thing.
- 51:46SPEAKER_04: Put your why are you putting yourself in a vulnerable position?
- 51:49SPEAKER_04: So if you are around guys that are you know that are you're going to be fine going on a guy's trip, then go.
- 51:55SPEAKER_02: No, I think he thinks that.
- 51:56SPEAKER_04: Yeah, then that's fine.
- 51:58SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't think that he thinks they're gonna do anything bad.
- 52:00SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 52:01SPEAKER_02: He said it's just stuff that they wouldn't do if girlfriends were around.
- 52:04SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 52:04SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 52:05SPEAKER_04: Like drink and okay.
- 52:07SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 52:07SPEAKER_04: I'm just confused by this one.
- 52:08SPEAKER_02: I think it's like and like, you know, go like just be crazy, adrenaline junkie vibes.
- 52:14SPEAKER_02: That's what I think.
- 52:15SPEAKER_04: Hurling towards a train?
- 52:16SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't know.
- 52:17SPEAKER_02: I don't think it's like that bad.
- 52:18SPEAKER_02: I don't think he's saying they're gonna go do like bad stuff.
- 52:20SPEAKER_04: I know.
- 52:20SPEAKER_04: All I'm just saying, maybe he just worded it weird and just wanted to like reach a word count, but like I was just I was confused by what he said.
- 52:27SPEAKER_02: Either way, I think this is weird.
- 52:28SPEAKER_02: You have a problem in your relationship.
- 52:29SPEAKER_02: You should be able to go on a guy's trip.
- 52:31SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you should be able to go on a guy's trip.
- 52:32SPEAKER_02: And if she doesn't trust you enough to go on a guy's trip, there's a reason.
- 52:35SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 52:36SPEAKER_04: I mean Next.
- 52:38SPEAKER_02: My friend constantly tells me that she wishes she looked like me.
- 52:42SPEAKER_02: Whenever we go out, she'll make jokes like, of course, everyone's looking at you.
- 52:45SPEAKER_02: Recently she got drunk and told me she hates going out with me because guys always approach me instead of her.
- 52:50SPEAKER_02: I feel terrible, but part of me thinks that's not my problem.
- 52:54SPEAKER_02: Not your back problem at all.
- 52:55SPEAKER_02: Sorry, like get prettier.
- 52:56SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 52:57SPEAKER_02: I don't know what to say.
- 52:57SPEAKER_04: Get prettier.
- 52:58SPEAKER_04: Like, literally, there's yeah, there was this d duo of friends, okay?
- 53:04SPEAKER_04: And they looked like a gap, like size inclusivity ad, genuinely, like there was a 3XL and a XS, okay.
- 53:12SPEAKER_04: Hold on.
- 53:13SPEAKER_04: This is relevant, okay?
- 53:15SPEAKER_04: And they were out together, and one of the two of them would always talk about the weight.
- 53:21SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
- 53:22SPEAKER_04: Talk about weight being underweight or overweight.
- 53:25SPEAKER_04: I'm not gonna tell you which one.
- 53:27SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 53:28SPEAKER_04: Um, anyway, they I'm not saying that those sizes can't be friends, but I'm saying it's like those, I'm just saying these sizes need to be, listen, they need to be comfortable in their own right, and you cannot project your own insecurities onto your friends.
- 53:41SPEAKER_04: And I would see the dynamic all the time of like the smaller one being like, oh, I look so insanely fat in this.
- 53:51SPEAKER_04: And they'll they'd say that, like at their size, I'm not saying that you can't feel bigger, whatever.
- 53:55SPEAKER_04: And then like the other one would say comments, like they just continually, and they couldn't really, they didn't stay friends.
- 54:02SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 54:03SPEAKER_04: Also to say it's not all about weight, but I'm just saying that like it doesn't matter what you look like.
- 54:07SPEAKER_02: A jealous friend never works out.
- 54:09SPEAKER_04: A jealous friend never works out.
- 54:10SPEAKER_02: You gotta fix yourself.
- 54:11SPEAKER_02: You gotta, you gotta, you've gotta stop.
- 54:13SPEAKER_04: You've got to stop.
- 54:14SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 54:14SPEAKER_04: You've got to stop.
- 54:15SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 54:17SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm obsessed with looking at a friend group and saying that they look like a gap size inclusivity campaign.
- 54:25SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
- 54:26SPEAKER_02: Um, my coworker constantly comes in late, leaves early, causes issues with the staff, and makes everyone else cover for her.
- 54:32SPEAKER_02: I finally told our manager what was happening and she got fired.
- 54:35SPEAKER_02: Now everyone at work thinks that I was the one who or knows that I was the one that reported her, and they're treating me like I'm a villain.
- 54:41SPEAKER_02: Was I wrong for saying something?
- 54:44SPEAKER_02: I've done that before, unfortunately.
- 54:47SPEAKER_04: I'm the type of person I will say I wouldn't personally report it, and because it's the thing is like a job is a job.
- 54:56SPEAKER_04: You go in, you do your thing, and you leave.
- 55:01SPEAKER_02: I've done it because I believe in the principle of you address it with them head on.
- 55:06SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
- 55:06SPEAKER_02: And if nothing changes, then you have to.
- 55:09SPEAKER_02: No, no, I don't, I guess not.
- 55:10SPEAKER_02: That I disagree with.
- 55:11SPEAKER_02: I'm saying I've been in a position where I address something with somebody head on.
- 55:14SPEAKER_02: It does not get, you know, fixed, Matthew 18, you know, it's a what's the Bible verse?
- 55:18SPEAKER_02: Go, and then you then you report.
- 55:21SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 55:21SPEAKER_02: I've done that to where it gets to the reporting part, and that person ends up getting, you know, in trouble.
- 55:26SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 55:26SPEAKER_02: And it's like, oh, I did that, I guess.
- 55:28SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 55:28SPEAKER_02: But at the end of the day, they did it to themselves.
- 55:30SPEAKER_02: But I will say, you have to address them head on first.
- 55:35SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
- 55:35SPEAKER_02: And if you don't do that, you just immediately tell on them, uh-uh.
- 55:39SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 55:39SPEAKER_04: I would say it depends.
- 55:40SPEAKER_04: If you're at a job where it depends on people all being there at the same time, like you work in an ice cream parlor and there's like a bus full of kids at 8 a.m.
- 55:48SPEAKER_04: that come and you're like 45 minutes late, that would make more of an impact than if you're working at an office job, have two separate jobs, and you're just upset that they're 45 minutes late, just showing you.
- 55:57SPEAKER_02: She also said they cause that she causes this person causes issues within their staff.
- 56:01SPEAKER_02: So I think she's this person's also drama.
- 56:03SPEAKER_02: This person just like sucks, I think.
- 56:04SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 56:05SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 56:05SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 56:05SPEAKER_02: And I understand not wanting them to work there anymore, but you have to address them in you have to just them first.
- 56:10SPEAKER_04: And if nothing changes, then you can go that route.
- 56:12SPEAKER_04: But I would always go first.
- 56:14SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if you just didn't say anything, but you immediately told on them and then they got fired, yeah.
- 56:17SPEAKER_02: You kind of suck.
- 56:18unknown: Oh.
- 56:20SPEAKER_03: Dang.
- 56:21SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
- 56:22SPEAKER_02: Period.
- 56:22SPEAKER_02: Eight.
- 56:25SPEAKER_03: That's our episode.
- 56:26SPEAKER_03: Missed you.
- 56:27SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 56:28SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 56:28SPEAKER_02: See you next week.
- 56:29SPEAKER_02: See you next week.
- 56:30SPEAKER_02: Bye y'all.