Latest / The Woody Show / FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 2nd 2026 Podcast

Transcript

FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 2nd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: It is a dude to the graphic nature of this program.
• 0:06
  Speaker 2: Listener discretion, Is it lies.
• 0:17
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show?
• 0:19
  Speaker 4: I'm sure.
• 0:23
  Speaker 5: This is the Woody Show.
• 0:26
  Speaker 6: Insensitivity Training.
• 0:37
  Speaker 5: Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody, morning Woody
• 0:48
  Speaker 5: wellday is Tuesday Day, number two of five. It is
• 0:51
  Speaker 5: June second, twenty twenty six. My name is what he?
• 0:55
  Speaker 5: That is Greg Gory? Hey, what you got menace?
• 0:57
  Speaker 7: What is your hot?
• 0:57
  Speaker 5: Gina grad Sea Bass is here, We've got Sammy. There's Morgan.
• 1:03
  Speaker 5: She's our associate producer, von our video producer. Dumbas Tyler
• 1:06
  Speaker 5: is here. We got bored, we got Benji, we got
• 1:08
  Speaker 5: the phones open eight seven seven forty four Wooding text
• 1:12
  Speaker 5: us over to two to nine eight seven coming up.
• 1:15
  Speaker 5: We got some of the trending news headlines. We got
• 1:18
  Speaker 5: that coming up. We'll get into the birthdays, the horn
• 1:20
  Speaker 5: of birthday here in just a couple of moments. We've
• 1:25
  Speaker 5: got a person in the news, if you can believe it.
• 1:29
  Speaker 5: Who you make the call in this one? Is this
• 1:31
  Speaker 5: person smarter than Sea Bass?
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:34
  Speaker 5: Pop up from time to time. Now, I'll try to
• 1:38
  Speaker 5: keep it open. Moment after it's it's like when you
• 1:40
  Speaker 5: see somebody smoking. At this point, how smart can they
• 1:43
  Speaker 5: be of all the things that we know and everything else?
• 1:45
  Speaker 5: As sea bass hits over here right now, eating the
• 1:48
  Speaker 5: most unhealthy thing you can buy and purchase pop tarts.
• 1:52
  Speaker 5: We've heard about it and it is the most unhealthy.
• 1:56
  Speaker 5: I agree with that, and so how smart it be?
• 1:58
  Speaker 8: I blame I blame the company for not providing us
• 2:01
  Speaker 8: with healthy alternatives.
• 2:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you should see that the coke. I do love
• 2:06
  Speaker 5: pop tarts.
• 2:07
  Speaker 9: Though, Man, they got to be toasted.
• 2:09
  Speaker 10: You can't good agree the Sadmond one that he's in.
• 2:13
  Speaker 10: You can raw that time.
• 2:15
  Speaker 5: I mean you can, but you know what, it's weird.
• 2:17
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it tastes It tastes more dry when.
• 2:21
  Speaker 9: It's cold, chalky.
• 2:24
  Speaker 5: Like, it's definitely chalkier. Yeah, it's better even if you
• 2:27
  Speaker 5: throw in the microwave for a couple of seconds. Don't
• 2:29
  Speaker 5: like toasted toast moistens it does.
• 2:32
  Speaker 9: I prefer dry.
• 2:35
  Speaker 5: You're so you are the laddest, Yeah, frosted. But were
• 2:40
  Speaker 5: you guys a fan of fud Ruckers.
• 2:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Customizer Burger an Ostrich like fut Rockers.
• 2:48
  Speaker 5: Somebody mentioned fud Ruckers on the text, and I don't
• 2:51
  Speaker 5: think there's even one still around. You're like they still
• 2:52
  Speaker 5: that one blockbuster and Ben Morgan they're done. Yeah, I
• 2:55
  Speaker 5: think they're they're completely done. But yeah, fud Ruckers in
• 2:58
  Speaker 5: its day, man was great. It was awesome. I think
• 3:00
  Speaker 5: it just ran the business terribly. But like they were
• 3:01
  Speaker 5: always busy, there were always people in there. Gina was
• 3:04
  Speaker 5: talking about how much she loved it. And of course
• 3:05
  Speaker 5: if everybody in the room is gonna hate on it,
• 3:07
  Speaker 5: who's it going to be? Sam? We can't trust her
• 3:12
  Speaker 5: when it comes to any kind of food taking out.
• 3:15
  Speaker 9: Now she should be trust that would be different.
• 3:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah, this was before, but to be fair, I just walked.
• 3:20
  Speaker 9: In, saw the menu and walked out.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: You don't like, I don't know.
• 3:24
  Speaker 9: It just was like, no, I don't know what's going
• 3:27
  Speaker 9: on here.
• 3:27
  Speaker 5: I need to Gina likes a place where you get
• 3:29
  Speaker 5: to go in and pick what you're gonna eat. And
• 3:32
  Speaker 5: what I mean by that is like she likes Texas
• 3:35
  Speaker 5: Roadhouse where you walk in they have all the steaks
• 3:36
  Speaker 5: in the case. Thunder Rockers, if you remember, they had
• 3:39
  Speaker 5: all the different patties for your burgers in a case.
• 3:42
  Speaker 8: Yes, So it's a really quick save save us from
• 3:45
  Speaker 8: the text. There's still forty four locations that are open.
• 3:49
  Speaker 5: I think they closed.
• 3:51
  Speaker 8: They are very few. Only one in California, couple in
• 3:55
  Speaker 8: Florida too, and Georgia. Nevada has got a couple.
• 3:58
  Speaker 10: No kidding, going on the roads. I've never seen so Carolina.
• 4:01
  Speaker 10: There's about twelve all of her.
• 4:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I've not I haven't seen one in
• 4:07
  Speaker 5: one Stchewan and in the Yucate Yeah.
• 4:10
  Speaker 10: I do have a question though, with Sammy and her
• 4:12
  Speaker 10: eating and you know it's like North Korea, like military
• 4:16
  Speaker 10: style eating a ruel and rules. What about uh steamboat Willie?
• 4:22
  Speaker 10: About is he allowed?
• 4:24
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 4:24
  Speaker 10: Is he allowed to eat stuff? Does he have to
• 4:26
  Speaker 10: have like rolled eat what you eat?
• 4:29
  Speaker 11: He has Type one diabetes, so his diet is already
• 4:32
  Speaker 11: very strict, and then when he needs sugar he is that.
• 4:35
  Speaker 11: But he eats very healthy in general because he has to.
• 4:38
  Speaker 5: Well, makes sense of why your guys are together because
• 4:40
  Speaker 5: he can't have anything sweet.
• 4:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah rude, I didn't even catch that.
• 4:49
  Speaker 5: We see we see the way like he tries to
• 4:51
  Speaker 5: be all sweet to her.
• 4:52
  Speaker 9: And she's like, weeaks out. That's the couple.
• 4:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, salty and sweet. He's very sweet. He's very he's very.
• 5:00
  Speaker 9: Nice, and Sammy salty all right, So all right.
• 5:02
  Speaker 5: What any thing? Is this person smarter than ce? Bassie
• 5:06
  Speaker 5: will tell you there is not a smarter person on
• 5:07
  Speaker 5: the planet other than Elon Musk. You would say Elon Musk.
• 5:09
  Speaker 8: First off, this is a fully straw man segment. By
• 5:12
  Speaker 8: the way, I've never said I said I was any
• 5:14
  Speaker 8: top two percent of all smart people obviously on Messa.
• 5:17
  Speaker 5: But they are on the planet. But then clearly there
• 5:19
  Speaker 5: are going.
• 5:20
  Speaker 8: To be people no wontter how strong, fast, smart you are.
• 5:22
  Speaker 8: There's always something a little more.
• 5:24
  Speaker 5: How about this eighteen year old California student who completed
• 5:27
  Speaker 5: a series of graduations, earning a college degree just prior
• 5:30
  Speaker 5: to receiving her high school diploma? Okay, did you finish
• 5:33
  Speaker 5: college first?
• 5:34
  Speaker 4: In?
• 5:34
  Speaker 13: What?
• 5:35
  Speaker 14: Her name is?
• 5:36
  Speaker 5: Haley? Hailey? And U see? She graduated from Chafee College
• 5:41
  Speaker 5: in Rancho Cucamonga on MAKA and then graduated from Hysperia
• 5:46
  Speaker 5: High School just last week. Now, okay, she is set
• 5:49
  Speaker 5: to graduate from Victor Valley College in Victorville, and by
• 5:53
  Speaker 5: that time she will have earned four associate degrees, two
• 5:55
  Speaker 5: in business administration, one in Math and science, in one
• 5:58
  Speaker 5: in Social and Behavior Your Role SCIGNE.
• 6:00
  Speaker 8: So three of those are worthless. I'll give her the
• 6:02
  Speaker 8: one on the math and science.
• 6:04
  Speaker 5: She pursued college coursework through dual enrollment programs, which allowed
• 6:07
  Speaker 5: the high school students you know, to earn those college credits.
• 6:10
  Speaker 8: Will still support that she works hard, and this is
• 6:12
  Speaker 8: this is smart because she has like she like, she's
• 6:14
  Speaker 8: got all her you know, undergraduate nonsense courses out of
• 6:17
  Speaker 8: the way so she.
• 6:17
  Speaker 10: Can go on to new stuff now, She said.
• 6:19
  Speaker 5: She spent much of her time studying, attending soccer practice,
• 6:22
  Speaker 5: and applying to colleges. She also became the high school's
• 6:25
  Speaker 5: first commencement speaker. What yeah, yeah, I guess as a
• 6:32
  Speaker 5: what I'm saying, like a like the actual the keynote,
• 6:34
  Speaker 5: I guess.
• 6:34
  Speaker 15: You would call it.
• 6:35
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they just figured this out a couple Oh, we
• 6:37
  Speaker 10: didn't have a speaker.
• 6:39
  Speaker 5: To attend the Hot School of Business at the University
• 6:42
  Speaker 5: of California, Berkeley graduate as a junior transfer student. She'd
• 6:47
  Speaker 5: be hoped to become a corporate lawyer.
• 6:50
  Speaker 8: And that's smart because like and even though though what
• 6:53
  Speaker 8: she did there was a bunch of garbage stuff from
• 6:55
  Speaker 8: community college, it saved her, saved her a.
• 6:58
  Speaker 10: Ton of money.
• 6:59
  Speaker 8: Oh this, guys, I'm like I told anybody. I'm a
• 7:02
  Speaker 8: community college student right now?
• 7:03
  Speaker 9: Are you?
• 7:05
  Speaker 5: He's a college man?
• 7:06
  Speaker 8: And Sammy, why did I enroll in the community college
• 7:09
  Speaker 8: here so I could take gymnastics? I've always wanted to do,
• 7:19
  Speaker 8: like not always, but as an adult, I wanted to
• 7:21
  Speaker 8: do gymnastics. But you can't do that because they're all
• 7:27
  Speaker 8: I guess the point is it doesn't seem very browie,
• 7:28
  Speaker 8: like whre's more yokes than a male gymnasts and we
• 7:33
  Speaker 8: want to know, but they're also five tall?
• 7:36
  Speaker 11: Question is it a gymnastics class at the community college
• 7:40
  Speaker 11: or is it a community class at the college?
• 7:43
  Speaker 5: In other words, are you actually getting credit?
• 7:45
  Speaker 8: Sammy, No, it's the first that you said. I had
• 7:48
  Speaker 8: to enroll as a student. And actually I enrolled also
• 7:51
  Speaker 8: in like a carpentry class, but like it was like
• 7:53
  Speaker 8: three hours, and.
• 7:54
  Speaker 10: I was is a gymnastic things like the flag.
• 7:56
  Speaker 16: Stuff you're doing, the ribbon, the rings, the reason gymnastics
• 8:07
  Speaker 16: that are we talking about?
• 8:08
  Speaker 8: So I'll tell you exactly what we did. So we
• 8:09
  Speaker 8: did very basic stuff, uh, cart wheels, but they have
• 8:13
  Speaker 8: all the stuff.
• 8:13
  Speaker 10: They have the parallel bars, the.
• 8:18
  Speaker 8: Exactly, so like it's you know, it's it's basically they
• 8:22
  Speaker 8: have the vault where you bounce and boing boying. Yeah,
• 8:27
  Speaker 8: they have a big the big phone pit you can
• 8:28
  Speaker 8: jump into.
• 8:30
  Speaker 10: Don't you have a bad back? Should you not be
• 8:32
  Speaker 10: doing this? I do thank you for reminding, remembering, remember everything.
• 8:36
  Speaker 8: But this is actually you want to do things like
• 8:38
  Speaker 8: gymnastics because it keeps your back move moving, inflexible.
• 8:42
  Speaker 5: This while you're doing this or is this like a
• 8:44
  Speaker 5: new pool of chicks or like, there's got to be
• 8:46
  Speaker 5: some other there's some other thing too.
• 8:48
  Speaker 8: You wouldn't have been mad if there were hot chicks there,
• 8:51
  Speaker 8: but there are not.
• 8:52
  Speaker 5: What I'm saying, is there some other kind of like
• 8:54
  Speaker 5: other than oh I want to.
• 8:56
  Speaker 10: Yeah, what's the angle here?
• 8:59
  Speaker 8: Here's the long The long form of this is things
• 9:02
  Speaker 8: like CrossFit introduce a lot of people who don't do
• 9:04
  Speaker 8: gymnastics to gymnastics stuff like rings ring exercises, for instance.
• 9:09
  Speaker 8: But like like I said, there are no adult there's
• 9:12
  Speaker 8: no adult time in most gymnastics facilities. It's all little girls.
• 9:15
  Speaker 8: Quite by the way, that's the class before me is
• 9:17
  Speaker 8: a bunch of little girls. And so this is a
• 9:20
  Speaker 8: way for me to be by being community college, they
• 9:22
  Speaker 8: have like a three hour a week thing where adults,
• 9:24
  Speaker 8: and there's a as a retired coach who like walks
• 9:27
  Speaker 8: you through basic stuff. She might be she's in community college.
• 9:32
  Speaker 8: So I'm a community college enroly and I'm doing gymnastics sketchy.
• 9:37
  Speaker 9: And I have a question, as somebody who cannot do
• 9:41
  Speaker 9: a cartwheel? Could you please show us.
• 9:42
  Speaker 5: How to do.
• 9:44
  Speaker 12: So?
• 9:45
  Speaker 8: I didn't know how to, but it's it's actually way
• 9:46
  Speaker 8: easier than you think. So what's all you're doing. It's
• 9:50
  Speaker 8: that's what a lot of gymnastics is not. I mean,
• 9:52
  Speaker 8: obviously strength and flexibility is important, but a lot of
• 9:55
  Speaker 8: it is just teaching your body how to get over
• 9:57
  Speaker 8: the fear of being upside down or your leg slipping
• 10:00
  Speaker 8: over your head or flipping around. Same thing with the
• 10:01
  Speaker 8: cart wheel.
• 10:02
  Speaker 5: Can you do it or not?
• 10:06
  Speaker 8: But I'll tell you I'll walk down the hall. Yeah
• 10:09
  Speaker 8: I could, but uh after I'm kind of full of
• 10:11
  Speaker 8: pop tarts right now for the radio radio. It's all
• 10:15
  Speaker 8: you're really doing is you're just you're turning your head on.
• 10:19
  Speaker 8: But see, that's what I think I thought.
• 10:20
  Speaker 14: I want to know.
• 10:22
  Speaker 8: I thought I did too, But when when you break
• 10:23
  Speaker 8: it down, it's super easy. All you're doing is you're
• 10:25
  Speaker 8: taking your hand sideways, putting on the floor in front
• 10:27
  Speaker 8: of you and then just let your legs and then
• 10:29
  Speaker 8: just kind of.
• 10:29
  Speaker 14: You It seems so scary. I've always wanted.
• 10:33
  Speaker 5: To do one seas first, then Greg, the way I
• 10:36
  Speaker 5: try cartwheel would be would be like you're you're staying
• 10:39
  Speaker 5: like a big star and you just roll over.
• 10:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but when you do it the way when you
• 10:42
  Speaker 8: put your arms out to the side, it's so much just.
• 10:44
  Speaker 5: A hand, hand, foot, foot things.
• 10:46
  Speaker 11: So as you gradually learn you don't have to go
• 10:49
  Speaker 11: up and over the first time, you just kind of like.
• 10:52
  Speaker 10: Are you going to the Olympics.
• 10:55
  Speaker 5: And then if you really Greg does one, he can
• 10:58
  Speaker 5: qualify for the Paralympics and you so Igger killed himself.
• 11:02
  Speaker 5: I would kill myself, dude, Greg. There were guys.
• 11:04
  Speaker 8: There were guys, and there women and men there older
• 11:06
  Speaker 8: than you.
• 11:07
  Speaker 5: I would absolutely kill Also check out seabas college athlete.
• 11:12
  Speaker 5: You guys. Yeah, Jack, the latest project, it's time for
• 11:17
  Speaker 5: the birthdays were shiver.
• 11:22
  Speaker 17: We don't sit like this and you know we don't
• 11:26
  Speaker 17: do And.
• 11:28
  Speaker 5: Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Dana Carvey started
• 11:32
  Speaker 5: Live in Wayne's World. He's seventy one years old today,
• 11:36
  Speaker 5: I'm older than I thought. Yeah, uh, nice guy. Yeah,
• 11:39
  Speaker 5: it's a fun interview. Justin long. He was like the uh,
• 11:44
  Speaker 5: the Apple and the Mac first PC back then end
• 11:46
  Speaker 5: up being to a bunch of different stuff, Dodgeball and
• 11:48
  Speaker 5: a bunch of other stuff.
• 11:50
  Speaker 10: He told him, what a ton of our buddy Kevin
• 11:53
  Speaker 10: Smith movies.
• 11:54
  Speaker 5: He's forty eight years old today. Wayne Brady from Whose
• 11:57
  Speaker 5: Line Is It Anyway? Is fifty four? Is he still hosting.
• 12:02
  Speaker 10: Let's Make It Deal?
• 12:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 12:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Zachary Quinto from Star Trek and American Horror Story
• 12:07
  Speaker 5: is forty nine. Dennis Haysburg, he's in twenty four and
• 12:11
  Speaker 5: a bunch of others. A major league yep, Joe who
• 12:14
  Speaker 5: needs a refill?
• 12:16
  Speaker 14: Wasn't he the president?
• 12:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 12:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we just started to rewatch of twenty four?
• 12:20
  Speaker 14: Really?
• 12:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he's seventy two years old. You got Paul Green, Sam,
• 12:24
  Speaker 5: We do who Paul Green is?
• 12:26
  Speaker 7: No?
• 12:27
  Speaker 17: I don't recognize the name.
• 12:28
  Speaker 5: There google Paul Green.
• 12:29
  Speaker 9: Okay, I have a guest g.
• 12:31
  Speaker 5: R E E N E. Does he look like a rat?
• 12:33
  Speaker 5: And tell me if he looks familiar to you?
• 12:35
  Speaker 9: I have a guess Intreski, yam all right, what's the
• 12:37
  Speaker 9: guest a former Patriot.
• 12:39
  Speaker 5: Nope, oh oh yeah.
• 12:41
  Speaker 17: Oh yes, he's a moodarch actor.
• 12:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 12:45
  Speaker 5: He in It's a bunch of Hallmark movies.
• 12:48
  Speaker 9: He's in the Christmas Sweater one. Oh, one's ever seen
• 12:52
  Speaker 9: that guy? I don't know.
• 12:53
  Speaker 11: Oh, he's in Christmas Detour with Candice Cameron.
• 12:58
  Speaker 8: You don't have your computer front of you. He is
• 13:00
  Speaker 8: generically attractive with sharp brown hair.
• 13:02
  Speaker 9: Is so forgettable.
• 13:03
  Speaker 5: He's fifty two years old. He is fifty two years old.
• 13:07
  Speaker 5: And then today, Greg Gory. Today is Jerry Mather's birthday.
• 13:11
  Speaker 15: He was.
• 13:13
  Speaker 5: The Beaver and leave it to Beaver.
• 13:17
  Speaker 10: Here local grocery store over probably speaking of Beaver.
• 13:22
  Speaker 5: Time for your porno birthday. Abigail Mack in Today's Birthday Girl.
• 13:26
  Speaker 5: She has an inspirational quote in her Instagram bio. It says,
• 13:29
  Speaker 5: if you stand for nothing, you fall for anything. But
• 13:34
  Speaker 5: she has fallen to her knees in nine and fifty
• 13:36
  Speaker 5: one fine films, including Abigail Mack The Slut Therapist. She
• 13:41
  Speaker 5: was in Vagina Vendetta, also Fantastic Fingering Volume one. She
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: was in Squirting Stories, also Nimpho Nurses and Dirty Docks
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: Volume three. She was in the Best of sex behind Bars,
• 13:56
  Speaker 5: and she's also the star of a couple of Greg's favorites,
• 13:59
  Speaker 5: including Nailed at the Estate Sale, Oh Yes, and then
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: who can forget her unforgetable roll in ending the summer
• 14:06
  Speaker 5: with some lesbian sex. I mean, it's the end of summer,
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: so we're happy about that.
• 14:10
  Speaker 10: But you got to go for it if it wore.
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: Maybe lesbian sex is the cherry on that Sunday. Obviously
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: start at the estate sale. Abigail Mack, who's thirty eight
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: years old today met YouPorn a birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: and that is a little Tuesday. Look at the birthdays
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: today here on the Woody Show.
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: Show Show, And.
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: Just like that, it's another new hour. Yes, Woody Graang
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: point menace. Jena Gran phones open eight seven seven forty
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: four Wooding. You can set us a text check in
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: over to two two nine eight seven h Jena Grad.
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: What's going on in the trending news headlines?
• 14:51
  Speaker 9: Well, yesterday was a busy day in the NFL. The
• 14:53
  Speaker 9: Rams traded Jared Verse and three draft picks for the
• 14:56
  Speaker 9: best pass rusher of his generation, Miles Garrett from the
• 15:00
  Speaker 9: Cleveland Browns. The Rams are clearly in wind mode. Now,
• 15:03
  Speaker 9: as you can see, the Patriots are also traded a
• 15:06
  Speaker 9: couple of draft picks to the Eagles for wide receiver A. J. Brown.
• 15:11
  Speaker 9: He'll be reunited with the former Titans coach and you know,
• 15:14
  Speaker 9: serial treater Mike Raybell. And finally the Giants re signed
• 15:18
  Speaker 9: wide receiver Odell Beckham Junior.
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: Like Garrett's got to be so pumped to get out
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: of Cleveland, right, I gotta go to Cleveland for this
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: radio thing.
• 15:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah, industry thing, and.
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: It's like, man of all the places, Cleveland, the Mistake
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: by the Lake, this is where you decide to hold it.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: Igret Okay, So times are you know, money's tight and whatever,
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: So they go somewhere it's like cheaper. Yeah, you know
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: what I mean, Like you can hold things in Cleveland
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: way cheaper than you can in cool cities or anywhere else. Yeah,
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: you know, Cleveland.
• 15:52
  Speaker 10: Some other radio friends are going and they're like, there
• 15:55
  Speaker 10: could have been so many other places Cleveland.
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: Now the organizers I understand why they did it. They
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: did it because it's affordable and it's central, so people
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: are coming from all different places. It's es central. They
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: try to go to these central locations. Fine, but dude, Cleveland.
• 16:10
  Speaker 9: Haven't they heard of Chicago.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: I'd go to Cincinnati. Cleveland.
• 16:14
  Speaker 10: We've done in Chicago. Yeah, Chicago had been great, more expensive, sure, yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 14: But if they've done it there before, why can't they
• 16:21
  Speaker 14: do it there again?
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: Well, they want affordability.
• 16:24
  Speaker 15: Uh.
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: Miles Garrett though, like he uh, he's got to be
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: so happy.
• 16:29
  Speaker 10: He is the winner. Yeah, he is the winner in
• 16:31
  Speaker 10: all of it.
• 16:32
  Speaker 18: The thing.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because he was trying to get out of Cleveland
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: a couple of seasons ago. Maybe was it last year
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: or the year before. It was like a kind of
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: this big stink and ended up hanging around. But he's
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: getting to that point where it's like, man, you either
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: got to win now or you're just never gonna win.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: You're just gonna be. You're gonna be a great player
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: on a terrible team your.
• 16:48
  Speaker 10: Entire career just for the picks. Is that like their play,
• 16:52
  Speaker 10: because why would they give up such a great player.
• 16:55
  Speaker 10: It's just for the first round, second round and third right.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: Well, if you're gonna be, if you're gonna be a building,
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: right and you think you can do, you can do
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: you know better in the draft going forward to trying
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: to go for the future. He's an older player at
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: this point in the long con Yeah.
• 17:09
  Speaker 9: I always wonder like being a super non confrontational person like, oh,
• 17:13
  Speaker 9: I just can't wait to get out of the city.
• 17:14
  Speaker 9: Like your teammates know that your coaches business. I know,
• 17:19
  Speaker 9: it's so uncomfortable.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: It's business.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 17:22
  Speaker 9: A Florida man who admitted to killing his girlfriend's five
• 17:25
  Speaker 9: month old daughter back in the nineties is scheduled to
• 17:28
  Speaker 9: be executed tonight.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Okay, look, this is not the headline. That's not the
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: headline right there. The headline is this is Florida's eighth
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: YEP execution this year. Okay, and that's that's the headline here, folks.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: They are on a roll. Keep it going, Florida. Now,
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: when people we hear these stories all the time about
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: people who abuse animals, they go, oh, this guy needs
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: to be taken out and blah blah blah blah. All
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: of a sudden, people are for the death penalty. Guess
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: what this guy did. He killed his girlfriend's baby in
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: the lake. Ye all right, so are we okay with
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: this guy? Sure? I thought so, so good. Keep it
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: going for this is.
• 18:02
  Speaker 9: Number eight, and there's another one scheduled for later This month,
• 18:06
  Speaker 9: so that'll be lucky number nine.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: I think they had a record last year of eleven.
• 18:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well they're already well on their way. Great first
• 18:13
  Speaker 9: half of the year.
• 18:14
  Speaker 10: Did they take a break during Christmas or they're on
• 18:16
  Speaker 10: case for sixteen?
• 18:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, this is all due to Governor DeSantis. He's really
• 18:21
  Speaker 9: ramping up these death penalty cases.
• 18:23
  Speaker 10: So we'll all look.
• 18:24
  Speaker 9: Forward to that.
• 18:24
  Speaker 14: How about some efficiency. How many people are on death row?
• 18:26
  Speaker 14: Do it all at the same time? Yeah, you know,
• 18:29
  Speaker 14: yeah all tonight?
• 18:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, right, like everything goes exactly a blowout liquidation.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: It's like all the people that threw their girlfriend's babies
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: into the lights, right, and then you know, they get
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: the people that nobody will argue about.
• 18:42
  Speaker 9: Well, and also he had a pretty good run if
• 18:44
  Speaker 9: this happened in the nineties.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It takes forever, but it
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: seems like they finally they finally, like, you know, fix
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: the bottleneck.
• 18:51
  Speaker 9: Well, yeah, exactly, because Dessanta's ain't playing around. And a
• 18:55
  Speaker 9: new report from Fortune suggests that the AI boom might
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: be a little more stoppable than we thought it was.
• 19:02
  Speaker 9: Big companies like Microsoft are strying to pull back a
• 19:05
  Speaker 9: little because AI is becoming very expensive to run without
• 19:09
  Speaker 9: human workers. So Microsoft even said that last year it
• 19:12
  Speaker 9: burned through its entire AI budget in four months, and
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: n Video's CEO has pointed out that computing costs are
• 19:19
  Speaker 9: already way higher than regular labor costs with you know, humans.
• 19:23
  Speaker 9: So lots of other companies are saying this too. They're
• 19:25
  Speaker 9: dealing with financial pressure and are even bringing employees back
• 19:28
  Speaker 9: to the option of the office after they wanted to
• 19:31
  Speaker 9: replace them with AI. So whoopsies. So why is it
• 19:34
  Speaker 9: so expensive? Well, it looks like the costs come from
• 19:36
  Speaker 9: things like massive electricity, use expensive computer chips that you
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: need like thousands of training costs, staffing expenses for cloud services,
• 19:45
  Speaker 9: cybersecurity storage. So I guess they didn't factor that in.
• 19:48
  Speaker 10: So they're arguing they're just growing too fast.
• 19:51
  Speaker 9: Maybe that's it.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: So they're arguing that the AI is costing more than
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: been employing people. Yeah, which if that's the If that's
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: the case, great.
• 20:00
  Speaker 9: Now you know longer.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: I don't see how that would be with how expensive it.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: Like I was talking to somebody and it wasn't as
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: simple as like, oh, they're going to make X number
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: of dollars proud, just as an or whatever the salary is.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: It's what they're costing obviously for you know, it's a
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: head count thing. Head count. Then they had to go,
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: well what that means there are over certain number of hours,
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: so therefore there's a cost for benefits, right for all
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: these other things they have to pay. They had to
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: pay insurance. Yeah, there's all this other stuff. It's not
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: it's the salary plush all this other stuff. Because people
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: see it as like, oh, you got rid of a
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: you know, thirty thousand dollars employee. Well it's thirty thousand
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: plus this plus all those things added up. That's why
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: they see it as more beneficial even with these what
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: you call lower salary employees.
• 20:49
  Speaker 9: But they're saying even with that right now, that's still cheap.
• 20:53
  Speaker 11: I think it's because there's so much upfront cost in AI, right,
• 20:56
  Speaker 11: it's like having to pay all of these people's salaries
• 20:59
  Speaker 11: for the next years up front right now.
• 21:01
  Speaker 9: In the long run, yes, it's cheaper.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: Or you know what they do. It's like when you
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: go to get an MRI and to put somebody in
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: the MRI machine for like twenty minutes, like the bill
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: on that thing. They take all the all the time
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: that they spent developing it and you know, building these
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: things and testing them. They take all that cost and
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: then they try to like recoup all that obviously, but
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: that was done.
• 21:22
  Speaker 14: We have the machine alone, it's a million bucks.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that was done and I'm sure those those
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: costs were recooped whatever, but they left the price is
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: still at the we're trying to recoup our cost level, yeah,
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: you know, and we're still paying the same way they go.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: In my dad's favorite story, when they built the Pennsylvania Turnpike,
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: they told everybody that we're only going to charge a
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: toll on it until we recoup the cost of the
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: construction of it. Jam and then and then right and
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: then now it's like you drive from Philadelphia to Pittsburgh
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: and you're paying like sixty bucks.
• 21:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah, easily in tolls. But but kind of like Sammy said,
• 21:55
  Speaker 9: they well they didn't factor in all the Oh, now
• 21:57
  Speaker 9: we need cybersecurity and the storage is more than they thought,
• 22:00
  Speaker 9: and these thousands of chips that cost tens of thousands just.
• 22:03
  Speaker 10: To build a data center, and it's the days need
• 22:05
  Speaker 10: people to sign up for the premium AI so they can,
• 22:09
  Speaker 10: you know, counter those costs but you know, no, not
• 22:13
  Speaker 10: a lot of people are doing that. The percentage of
• 22:15
  Speaker 10: it I heard is so low for the people signing
• 22:17
  Speaker 10: up for premium. It's just like people just want to
• 22:19
  Speaker 10: make dumb like videos and stuff like that.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Dear church.
• 22:23
  Speaker 10: Well, that's why they shut down the Open AI. They
• 22:26
  Speaker 10: shut down that video service because it costs way too
• 22:28
  Speaker 10: much money and they're not even making any money off
• 22:30
  Speaker 10: of it.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: So I would love to just be true, you know,
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: where it's a it's cheaper to actually have a person.
• 22:36
  Speaker 9: Right now then right? Yeah?
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: Then the AI thing, I don't. I just don't see
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: how I can't. I can't make the math math. But
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: then again, I'm not a smart person.
• 22:45
  Speaker 9: Who makes the chips is saying whoopsie. So we'll see
• 22:48
  Speaker 9: if they can course correct that. And Serena Williams hasn't
• 22:52
  Speaker 9: played professional tennis since twenty twenty two, but the Queen
• 22:55
  Speaker 9: of Tennis is back, everybody. She'll be playing at the
• 22:58
  Speaker 9: HSBC Championships starting June eighth through June fourteenth at the
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: Queen's Club in West Kensington.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: See I know.
• 23:05
  Speaker 9: Serena Williams has won seventy three career singles titles, which
• 23:10
  Speaker 9: is the most history. Yeah, you're into tennis.
• 23:13
  Speaker 10: I heard you say. How you say it correctly? Wimbledon, Wimbledon, Wimbledon, Wimbledon, Wimbledon.
• 23:21
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I got in wimbledtoned.
• 23:26
  Speaker 10: Correctly again. Wimbledon, Wimbledon. Okay, I got it because I
• 23:30
  Speaker 10: got corrected. Wimbledon. I always thought it was Wimbledon.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: People say that. People, Yeah, most people. Yeah, Wimbledon, Wimbledon.
• 23:37
  Speaker 9: And finally, you might think you're having a bad day,
• 23:39
  Speaker 9: but check out what happened to this family in New York.
• 23:41
  Speaker 9: So they were at a funeral home, of course, mourning
• 23:44
  Speaker 9: the loss of somebody, their dad, when they found a
• 23:46
  Speaker 9: little surprise in the coffin. There was a body in there,
• 23:49
  Speaker 9: but instead of being their dad, it was some random,
• 23:51
  Speaker 9: random stranger. The family knew it was someone different right
• 23:56
  Speaker 9: away because their dad was only five to three and
• 23:58
  Speaker 9: this person in the coffin was wait faller than that.
• 24:01
  Speaker 9: They told the funeral home, but the home butt back
• 24:03
  Speaker 9: and insisted for hours that the person was their dad,
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: like they would know.
• 24:07
  Speaker 14: Yeah, there's son talking about what happened on the local news.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: When we opened the coffin, we find another man.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: And they were.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Trying life for hours, trying to convince us that he
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: was our father. They say that they found, like in
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: the same week another person with a similar name. We
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: don't know where our father is at right now. They
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: say that they created him, but we are not sure.
• 24:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, so they don't know who's in that urn
• 24:50
  Speaker 9: that they were given.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: There seems to be so many stories our funeral homes
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: run by Carneys. It seems like there's a lot of
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: stories up. Yeah, Like I don't know how many funeral
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: homes per you know, like whatever square mile there are
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: in the country, Like, like how many there are for
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: how many people? What's the ratio of funeral homes to people.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't imagine that there's a ton because there's there
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: won't be enough business to keep everybody in business.
• 25:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, computing competing funeral homes.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like I mean there are maybe like a couple
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: in each town. But like it's not like, you know,
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: there's a thousand different restaurants and Starbucks and things like that.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: But the number of stories that you hear about stuff
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: like this.
• 25:30
  Speaker 14: Yes, or they tell you it's the ashes of Dad,
• 25:33
  Speaker 14: but it's really just a group rights too.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah. There seems to be like this is where you know,
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: shady people. It's kind of business that shady people get into.
• 25:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I could see that, although if I.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: Was watching them, you know, and what do you know,
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: like you don't like you deal with this on a
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: regular basis.
• 25:53
  Speaker 10: They also like add stories of them like keeping body
• 25:56
  Speaker 10: parts in like the.
• 25:58
  Speaker 9: Basement, telling body parts.
• 26:00
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, but like if you have.
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: A bunch of people and they're all in you know, drawers,
• 26:04
  Speaker 9: like I could see myselfing like, oh my god, I
• 26:06
  Speaker 9: mixed them up, Like I get that.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: That's what they checked the toe multiple the toe tags
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: are for, right, Yeah, I mean I've heard stories about
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: you know, like they'll charge the family for whatever the
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: coffin is right, because they go for the whatever one
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: that's got the whatever ceiling, like any of that matters.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: You're putting the body into the ground. But you know,
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: it's silly. There was a remember that show. It was
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: called Bullish Oh yeah Teller, and they did a whole
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: thing about the funeral industry and it was really, oh
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: I want to see that. It was really bother some
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: because of the way that they will take advantage of
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: people in that moment, because like in that moment, like
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: it's how Greg when his dog was sick and he
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: spent all that money. They get you in that moment,
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: knowing that there's no real upside here, but it's giving
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: this person one last little morsel of hope with something
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: that they really love and care about, and so they'll
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: spend like just this crazy amount of money. It's like, wait,
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: it's like the scammers with the old people saying that
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: your granddaughter's been abducted.
• 27:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and then.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: They get them in that moment, they're willing to do whatever.
• 27:12
  Speaker 9: You're absolutely right, because when I was fostering that senior,
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: I ended up spending four thousand dollars in like four
• 27:17
  Speaker 9: months and kept going back to the same animal hospital,
• 27:19
  Speaker 9: and the very last time, the one was like, hasn't
• 27:21
  Speaker 9: anyone suggested do you putting this dog down? And I
• 27:24
  Speaker 9: said no, and she was like she couldn't believe it.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they can get you.
• 27:28
  Speaker 9: All bringing my credit card right.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: So I remember hearing a story somewhat recently about this
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: one funeral home they would up charge people for these
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: crazy nice, you know, caskets. They would have it out
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: there for when they had the actual funeral, and then
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: once everybody was gone or whatever, they just put the
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: person into like a basic gass box. Oh hell no,
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: and then into the ground and like so they like
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: the family paid for it, the family paid for it,
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: but that's not what their loved one was. Very lower
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: it into the crowd, some of them. But the ones
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: who are like, oh we're not nobody's going, or they
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: don't have a lot of family. Maybe maybe one nephew
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: shows up because the it's the only uncle and the
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: only nephew like very small, like Greg, Like Greg's like
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: a tiny ass. It's just Greg, and is uh his
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: mom and dad this part? That's it?
• 28:18
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: So yeah, so who's gonna know?
• 28:20
  Speaker 14: Nobody will know.
• 28:21
  Speaker 9: That's why you got to stick with the Jews, man,
• 28:22
  Speaker 9: Pine Box, don't get crazy and quick. Yeah, and you
• 28:27
  Speaker 9: a deal. That's right, That's exactly right.
• 28:30
  Speaker 14: I've given that far too much thought when it comes
• 28:32
  Speaker 14: to that, Like what if you can't make it to
• 28:33
  Speaker 14: the funeral?
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: Do you still do it? Anyway?
• 28:35
  Speaker 9: That's a good question.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: I guess you do.
• 28:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah, just for who?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: For the birds?
• 28:39
  Speaker 14: I guess.
• 28:40
  Speaker 9: Okay, Well that's what's going on.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: Well we're gonna take a quick break. We got some
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: more what show for you next? Back in the show Man,
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: A lot of people chiming in on your shoot thing.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Morgan with the yeah really yeah. Morgan brought up that
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: she stuff these Adidas shoes and like her toe like
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: drilled the hole the top of the shoe. But it's
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: a common thing. I told you I had that pair
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: of shoes I looked, because I still have them. I
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: use them as yard shoes. Greg, big hole.
• 29:20
  Speaker 14: It's such a hard time getting rid of shoes because
• 29:22
  Speaker 14: someday I'll be along a river, you.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: Know what I use them, Like when I take the
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: power washer out and do stuff like that. I'll wear
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: these that have the whole. But yeah, it's not just
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: the one I noticed. It's on both sides.
• 29:35
  Speaker 9: Oh really yeah, well somebody on the text it. It
• 29:38
  Speaker 9: might not be the size of your feet. It might
• 29:39
  Speaker 9: be the way you walk.
• 29:44
  Speaker 17: I do think my toe goes up when I run
• 29:46
  Speaker 17: and walk.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: Also, same with Greg and your your left elbow, left elbow,
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: because you might unconsciously favor once like you like you
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: might unconsciously yeah, be leaning more on your left elbow
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: than you are on your right elbow.
• 30:02
  Speaker 14: I don't know. I do think my left elbow is
• 30:05
  Speaker 14: way pointier than by right. It's super point.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: While he's talking about how it gets a hole in
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: his shirts left elbow.
• 30:13
  Speaker 9: You do kind of have a pointy left elbow.
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but if you have a certain gate that night,
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: you know, to your walk, you know, something like that. Anyway,
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: after hours voicemail eight seven four Woody on your issue.
• 30:24
  Speaker 12: Hey Morgan, it's let's say you the same thing happens
• 30:27
  Speaker 12: to my left shoe with my left big toe. And
• 30:31
  Speaker 12: what I did was I went to a store locally
• 30:34
  Speaker 12: here and what they do is they have this swazoo
• 30:36
  Speaker 12: computer system where they evaluate you walking, jogging and then
• 30:41
  Speaker 12: also on a full stride on this device within store,
• 30:44
  Speaker 12: and they can tell you whether you're pronating, or you're
• 30:47
  Speaker 12: flat footed, or what other issues might be causing the problem.
• 30:51
  Speaker 12: So maybe find a store like that wherever it is
• 30:54
  Speaker 12: that you live, and hopefully that helps you solve the problem.
• 30:57
  Speaker 12: All right, take care, Like.
• 30:58
  Speaker 10: But then what do they give you, like insults or something?
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: Shoe just to know, you know, just to know like, uh,
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: what's going on? Just yeah, to get some answers. Do
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: you stand on this thing? I keep seeing those things
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: and I mentioned Walmart, you know, like the doctor shoals
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: display or whatever that is, and they have all the
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: different you know inserts that you could put in. It's
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: like supposed to be walking on on clouds. If anybody's
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: tried those, I'd be interested, Like I always had those,
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: just like old people or people jacked up feet with
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: some sort of foot condition. Yeah, like like you know
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: whatever with your arches arches. I don't know, I don't know,
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: but uh yeah, but people talk about how I mean,
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: I've heard people talk about they've done that and it's
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: completely changed their life. Yea, it's like walking on clouds.
• 31:49
  Speaker 14: That does sound good, and had custom ones made and
• 31:52
  Speaker 14: they're so expensive of course the arch.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: I think that's if you have like one leg shorter
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: than the other.
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: Like those like one platform.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: Now you have to get like a professional thing done
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: for that kind of thing.
• 32:05
  Speaker 9: But yeah, having your own cobbler make your shoes sounds expensive, right.
• 32:09
  Speaker 14: It's like plastic insert you know.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: What's always interesting to me? Okay, so it's the dumbest stuff,
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: Like you you have something that you bring up, you're
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: doing a show like this, and you bring it up.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: You're like, oh man, you know, there's so much to
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: talk about and dig into on this thing, and you know,
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: you have the conversation it's fine, but it's not like,
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: you know, there's a ton of people coming out of
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: the woodwork. On text and on after hours voicemail, she
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: brings up how she gets a hole in her shoe,
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: and the amount of feedback email, text messages, after ours voicemail.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: It's always the silliest stuff, the stuff that you you
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: don't even think twice about, like, oh, okay.
• 32:44
  Speaker 17: Real life stuff I got.
• 32:45
  Speaker 10: Well, everybody has to wear shoes.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: How about some other after hours voicemails? This one for Greg.
• 32:51
  Speaker 19: Greg Glory as well as everyone else. I'm watching that
• 32:57
  Speaker 19: police Pursuits show on two you're just talking about and dude,
• 33:02
  Speaker 19: mister Gory, you undersold the crap literally the first one
• 33:09
  Speaker 19: that they show. It's not just like come dude, you.
• 33:11
  Speaker 13: Know, beating down the highway and they've got five or
• 33:13
  Speaker 13: six cops after him or something like that, like you
• 33:16
  Speaker 13: see in Fast and Carrier say something. You know, this
• 33:18
  Speaker 13: guy drives through multiple senses. He drives through a metal
• 33:23
  Speaker 13: gate around like at the backyard of a house. He
• 33:26
  Speaker 13: is driving down dirt roads and through city parks and
• 33:30
  Speaker 13: back yards of houses. He drove through a forest.
• 33:33
  Speaker 18: He did, in fact, drive through a heavily wooded forest
• 33:37
  Speaker 18: and I'm not even kidding. He came out the other
• 33:40
  Speaker 18: side the area said he managed to get through the
• 33:44
  Speaker 18: heavily wooded forest. But then finally he had to get
• 33:49
  Speaker 18: out of the car and as soon as he did,
• 33:51
  Speaker 18: the dog that they had to him down. C dude,
• 33:54
  Speaker 18: that was the first one.
• 33:56
  Speaker 13: Was the first one.
• 33:57
  Speaker 18: Oh my goodness, this shows too for the suggestions, right.
• 34:03
  Speaker 14: It was the scene out of a movie where this
• 34:05
  Speaker 14: guy is going down this grass field straight toward a
• 34:11
  Speaker 14: vinyl fence.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: Just tuning in and didn't hear the original conversation. It's
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: the show on two be that Greg got way into.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: It's called police Pursuits, and it's so good.
• 34:19
  Speaker 14: And he's going straight towards a fence and it's just
• 34:22
  Speaker 14: like a movie. He just goes right through it, the
• 34:25
  Speaker 14: thing to centegrade and then he goes into these trees
• 34:27
  Speaker 14: where the police chasing him are in a police SUV.
• 34:30
  Speaker 14: They're having a harder time weaving in and out of
• 34:33
  Speaker 14: the woods, and this dude is in some janky car,
• 34:35
  Speaker 14: this little car weaving in and out of trees.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: It's so good.
• 34:39
  Speaker 14: And then I found another one called road rage Raw,
• 34:46
  Speaker 14: road Rage Raw. It's and it has nothing to do
• 34:50
  Speaker 14: with road rage. It's more of police pursuits. And it's
• 34:53
  Speaker 14: so awesome. People are driving off road and just going over.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: Curves and as excited as Greg was when he told
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: the story, told us all about it. Apparently he undersold it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 14: If I could show louder, it's so good.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: All right. Some other after hours voicemails here, this one
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: we were talking about, uh for some reason, sea sections.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so you know one's giving birth not vaginally
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: where they you know, take the baby out surgically, and uh,
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: Gina had mentioned something about like you know they take
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: stuff out.
• 35:24
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, we don't, you know, like on a table
• 35:27
  Speaker 9: next year, the bucket.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: And then they tell whoever's in there, the dad or
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: whoever's in there with it, like don't don't look behind
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: the curtain. You don't want to see behind the car
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: because like they're taking your stuff, your organs, and you're
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: you know, you're taking your guts out. Whatever. This person
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: left this snapter hours voicemail about that I would show.
• 35:44
  Speaker 20: Just could also kind of qualify as a drunk dial
• 35:46
  Speaker 20: voicemail because I am alicatly why the segment about the
• 35:51
  Speaker 20: like birth and sea sections. I'm actually a nick u nurse.
• 35:55
  Speaker 21: Like a lot of sea sections.
• 35:56
  Speaker 20: They don't take your organs out and lay them on
• 35:59
  Speaker 20: the table. They they cut through several layers of tissues,
• 36:02
  Speaker 20: so they cut through skin, fat, sasha, muscle. They don't
• 36:06
  Speaker 20: touch any organs except the bladder. They just move the
• 36:08
  Speaker 20: bladder out of the waist they can get to the uterus.
• 36:10
  Speaker 20: But no, they don't think your organs out and lay
• 36:12
  Speaker 20: them on the table. They don't have to touch any
• 36:14
  Speaker 20: beer and testing your.
• 36:15
  Speaker 21: U verses in front of all of that.
• 36:16
  Speaker 20: So anyway, I love the shows listening since twenty nineteen.
• 36:20
  Speaker 20: I love all of you, and you are a big
• 36:23
  Speaker 20: part of my day every day.
• 36:24
  Speaker 9: Love you so much as a bunch of people who
• 36:28
  Speaker 9: probably will never have a C section. Don't you feel
• 36:31
  Speaker 9: a little bit relieved?
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: I see because my my buddy, his wife, that's how
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: you know, tell she had these kids and he every time,
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: like the first time, he said he wasn't gonna look,
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: and he looked behind the curse and so he's like,
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: I saw what I saw, right, And then he said
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: on the next kid that came out, like I'm not
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: gonna look. I already saw and he looked like I
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: saw what I saw, and he explained, I don't know,
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: is that is that the would you say they take it,
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: they move the bladder, they move the bladder, but that
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: nothing's take can according to.
• 37:01
  Speaker 14: Her out, I guess I heard it wrong my whole life.
• 37:05
  Speaker 14: I thought they kind of like scoop out a bunch
• 37:07
  Speaker 14: of your inside.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: And scoop out, scoop out like pumpkin.
• 37:14
  Speaker 14: I'm so thankful there are people in the world that
• 37:16
  Speaker 14: can do.
• 37:17
  Speaker 9: Oh seriously, now, what you've only seen the natural style birth, right, Yeah,
• 37:23
  Speaker 9: so you saw what you saw. I wonder what would
• 37:26
  Speaker 9: be more traumatic to see, you know what?
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Probably section.
• 37:33
  Speaker 14: Alien.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: No, I don't. I don't know, because that is like
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: totally more foreign to you. It's like when you see
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: something you love being destroyed exactly is different, right, So
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: that's why I think, like I think the the vaginal
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: birth is more traumatic for a guy to see. In
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: all honesty, I think that that's more because like you've
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: seen it one way your entire life, right, and it's
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: always been a thing like women, you look at it differently,
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: the same way that guys will look at their penis
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: differently than maybe a one and we'll see you whatever,
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: like it's like it's like when you see your teachers
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: out of school, it's unnatural, Like you know, he said,
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: that's not the way you're supposed to see it. Like,
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: oh my god, this is this is what it's really for.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, she's a real person, Like not not
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: the wife. I'm saying. Like you see your teacher or
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: whatever in the grocery store, like, oh, they're shopping for groceries,
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: eat food, right, It's like it's like two separate realities.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: And then when you see what they're doing with it,
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Like I'm telling you, man, like the doctor, the woman
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: she had like there was like some kind of soapy
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: liquid that they were using as like a little lubricant
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: type of thing. But it's like, right when things are
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: about to go down, she's got like her hands in
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: there with this soapy liquid and stuff.
• 38:44
  Speaker 11: I'm like, what, OK, Yeah, dude, yeah, stretch plus a
• 38:52
  Speaker 11: baby's head.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: That's because it was preparing for they were preparing for
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: the head and for the crowning part whatever. So anybody
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: who's seen that, look at menace, anybody who.
• 39:03
  Speaker 10: I love talking about this crap. It sucks, dude.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying it's it is incredible. It's it is incredible,
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: but you've maybe heard about it. But I saw what
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: I saw. And when you see that and it's, you know,
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: something you've never seen before with something that you've seen
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: a lot otherwise, it's it's pretty wild.
• 39:23
  Speaker 14: Have you ever seen footage of breast enlargement surgery?
• 39:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Why would we know?
• 39:30
  Speaker 9: It's at my algorithm?
• 39:31
  Speaker 10: Did you see that?
• 39:32
  Speaker 14: I don't know. But they take what looks like one
• 39:34
  Speaker 14: of those highlight rackets or whatever, the things that you
• 39:37
  Speaker 14: throw a highlight ball with a Scooper, big scooper. They
• 39:41
  Speaker 14: put it under you and pull up so hard that Yeah.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, I was at my wife's sea section and they did,
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: in fact put a bunch of stuff on the table.
• 39:51
  Speaker 10: I don't know, like whatever that stuff was. Maybe she
• 39:53
  Speaker 10: had other stuff in there, I don't know.
• 39:54
  Speaker 14: My friend recently had a sea section and her husband said, yeah,
• 39:57
  Speaker 14: I looked down and there's a little tub of Someone said.
• 40:00
  Speaker 9: It depends on the hospital and the state you're in.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: Nine to five to one. I'm gay and I've seen
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: the vaginal birth and I thought it was the most
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: amazing thing ever. Yeah, because again, it's not you know,
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: he's not ruining Okay, here's what it is. They always say,
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: no matter how much you love a restaurant, you never
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: want to go see the kitchen.
• 40:16
  Speaker 9: Of course, right, just.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: Just go there and you know the food and die out,
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: but just don't ever don't ask for a kitchen tour. Yeah,
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: I get that right, eight four Woody. Send us a text. Yeah,
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: because you never want to eat there again. That's exactly
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying. Send us a text.
• 40:35
  Speaker 14: Didi Greg you know, I know, but thank you to
• 40:38
  Speaker 14: all the doctors who can handle dealing.
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: No, I feel like an idiot. Somebody on the text
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: is Metching. We're talking about responding to that half hours
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: voicemail from the nick you oh nurse that said she's
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: she's seen a lot of C sections and she said, no,
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: they don't take any organs out or whatever. And there's
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: a bunch of people on the text sting.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: I witnessed two of them. They do and they move
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: stuff around, but the only thing came out were my
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: daughter's okay. But then there's other people like, no, no,
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: they took this out, they took that out. You know,
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: I saw it, or you know, they explained to me
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: what they were doing. So it might be one of
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: those things. It just depends on where you go. I
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: don't know. And then somebody said, well, what would be
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: what would be worse like to see? Like if you're
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: the dad and you look behind the curtain or you
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: look down and you see like when the natural birth's
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: going on, what would be worse to see? I said,
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: as the dad, as the dude, the husband, it's it's
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: worse seeing the vaginal birth. I get that because guys,
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: we watch a lot of gross stuff. We watch a
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: lot of gruesome movies and and things like that. So
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: do you you were watching when that website was big,
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: you were watching all those death videos. I'm saying like
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: a week long Episod'm saying in general gruesome way it
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: was drive by shooting. Right. But somebody said, uh, they
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: remember watching Robbie Williams on The Graham Norton Show and
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: he said he watches baby being born vaginally and he
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: said it was like watching your favorite pub burn down.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: That's so funny. That was more of my point. It's
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: like it's something that you've seen a certain way for
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: so long and you have a certain affection for, right,
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: and then all of a sudden It's.
• 42:26
  Speaker 15: Like what what?
• 42:27
  Speaker 12: What is it?
• 42:27
  Speaker 10: What?
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: Huh? So there was a there was a TV show
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: years ago. It was called Life and Pieces, and somebody
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: texted about this where one of the chicks gives birth
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: vaginally and her doctor tells her not to look down
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: there for any reason before going home, and then she
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: takes a mirror when she does get it, and she
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: looks and gave the analogy it looked like the Predator
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: when he took his mask off.
• 42:56
  Speaker 14: Here's a twist to the question. What if you're not
• 43:00
  Speaker 14: the father, you're just a dude watching a woman have
• 43:03
  Speaker 14: a baby? What's more traumatizing?
• 43:05
  Speaker 15: Same?
• 43:05
  Speaker 14: Same, Yeah, even though you're not the dad.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you're a dude. I mean why watching It's
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: a hypothetical question. That's how hypothetical works.
• 43:14
  Speaker 13: Man.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: I'm saying unless you unless you're a gay dude, then
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: you probably wouldn't care.
• 43:19
  Speaker 9: But I'm saying, like, you know again, if you have
• 43:21
  Speaker 9: an emotional attachment.
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: Correct, It's like even though it's not your puppy, it's
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: still a puppy and you go, oh cute.
• 43:27
  Speaker 9: It'd be like if the only way to have kids
• 43:29
  Speaker 9: it would be for like a guy like wrapped dynamite
• 43:31
  Speaker 9: around his wiener. I'd be like, oh, no, don't do.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Don't waste that.
• 43:36
  Speaker 9: Come on, that's a.
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: Perfectly man eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You could
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: send us a text over to too. Nine eight seven.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: Video from this youth baseball game in your hometown of
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: Kansas City has gone megaviral for something happened on the field.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: This is like earlier in the game, something must have happened,
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: you know, to one of the coaches, because he was
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: pretty pissed, so much so that he told his twelve
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: year old son, who was the pitcher at the time,
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: to throw at the other team, although he wasn't talking
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: about and that happens in baseball, you know, like you'll
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: you'll get thrown at, you know, like something happens. Yeah,
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: there's a retaliation, you know, either he throws like something
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: high and inside just to kind of send a message
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: kind of thing. No, but it wasn't to whoever the
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: batter was. This kid turned around and threw the pitch
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: like right into the other team's dugout as hard as
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: he could. And the kid and the kids just following orders,
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean. I mean, so we're Nazi soldiers.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: So it doesn't right. Uh, the kid's twelve years old.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: His dad comes out and he's the uh you know,
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: he's the guy I told him to do it, So
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: of course safe to say the other parent's not happy.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: Here's a little audio from.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: That white trash, your white trush.
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so the coaches kid ejected, immediately suspended indefinitely.
• 45:21
  Speaker 9: Oh no, I was definitely old enough to check it out.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: The kid is facing a five year ban, Oh damn. Yeah,
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: so he can't play until he's seventeen. And the coach
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: was banned from the league for life. Well, when you're
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: like a when you're a youth baseball coach, i'd imagine
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: you know, for life is until your kid is eighteen
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: or whatever. I don't know whatever the cutoff is for
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: that league.
• 45:44
  Speaker 10: But my favorite is that Tyler was a coach for
• 45:48
  Speaker 10: a little league and he never even played.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: He was was he there to get the snatched his
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: parents brought afterwards tattoo on his arm, and he's never played.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: He was probably there for he was probably there for
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: the little league moms for the snack month Orange.
• 46:01
  Speaker 12: No.
• 46:01
  Speaker 10: I think he did run the stock bar though, so
• 46:03
  Speaker 10: I guess he.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: Could get it his time is before the orange slices, Gina.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: That's a more modern thing.
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: It is.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, if I would have never allowed my
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: mom to bring orange slices the only thing I got.
• 46:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah, soccer thing.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was always orange. It was always chips and beef.
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: Jerky would be so lucky. Yeah, I wonder I was
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: at that time.
• 46:29
  Speaker 9: We just got orange slices.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: I was at that time as a kid, I was
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: always thin.
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: But with Tyler, I could see like, okay, I I
• 46:35
  Speaker 9: umped or something. But he coached like he was in
• 46:38
  Speaker 9: charge of the game.
• 46:40
  Speaker 14: He didn't play.
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: And what kind of tattoo? It's what it's for little
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: league logo?
• 46:44
  Speaker 12: It was.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: It's weird.
• 46:47
  Speaker 22: It was a mixture because I have the W on
• 46:51
  Speaker 22: one of my wrists and then I have the C
• 46:52
  Speaker 22: A on my other wrist because that's the hometown I'm from.
• 46:55
  Speaker 22: So but and my family also loved baseball, so it
• 46:57
  Speaker 22: represents two things.
• 46:59
  Speaker 9: What's the.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: Okay, but they wait, but you have a little league tattoo?
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: Well yeah, it was the logo of the little league,
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. But you never played little league.
• 47:10
  Speaker 22: So my family was a part of that little league
• 47:12
  Speaker 22: for like ten years. My dad was the president of
• 47:14
  Speaker 22: it for like four but.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: You never okay, and you even more weird that you
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: never played.
• 47:18
  Speaker 9: Did your brothers play?
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my brother's played.
• 47:20
  Speaker 22: That's the team I coach, think one first place.
• 47:22
  Speaker 9: Uh huh, it's not adding up.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's I mean, I I understand, like
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: you know, family had big involved, but it's weird that
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: he ever, like very to be that involved and he
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: never played.
• 47:32
  Speaker 14: I had a job at a old folks film. I
• 47:34
  Speaker 14: don't have Nazareth House tattoos on my car.
• 47:39
  Speaker 18: So weird.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: You're an interesting guy, Tyler. Yeah, and we're gonna get
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: a we're gonna get a quick break in here. And
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: then it got some please stolen valor, Yeah, stolen valor,
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: stolen little league valor doing we're doing it?
• 48:00
  Speaker 20: Yeah, what he show?
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: And we're into another hour here on the Woody Show, Woody,
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: Greg miss and phones open eight seven seven four wood
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: He text us over to two two nine eight seven.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: I saw this an immediately thought of Greg. Oh, bit
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: normal things that we all go through in everyday life.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: But for some reason, some of those things feel embarrassing.
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: Oh when you do them, like so Greg, with buying
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: toilet paper. Yeah, that's a classic mortifying, classic example. Yeah,
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: the article about those things titled normal things that feel
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: embarrassing for no logical reason.
• 48:39
  Speaker 14: I think public restaurants in general just embarrassing.
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: Sitting there while a restaurant staff sings happy birthday to you,
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: Oh that's a that's on there, opening presence in front
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: of other people. Agree, I think, I think, like, that's
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: so weird. I'm not comfortable. First of all, I'm not
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: comfortable with receiving gifts, never have been, even when I
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: was a kid. I thought it was I didn't like it.
• 49:03
  Speaker 9: Let alone going to them.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: It's great. I like, like, you know, the stuff I
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: got for Christmas or whatever. I liked what I got.
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: I didn't like the sitting there and everybody's watching you
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: while you're opening gifts. Like what am I supposed to?
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: You know when they say, uh, you're on video or
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: on television, like people don't know what to do with
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: their hands. Same thing? I got? What am I supposed to?
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: How am I supposed to? Am I supposed to act
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: a certain way?
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 49:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, grateful and excited?
• 49:27
  Speaker 23: Right?
• 49:27
  Speaker 10: Well, Uh, the last party I went to, they didn't
• 49:31
  Speaker 10: open the gifts in front of any anybody. They just
• 49:34
  Speaker 10: took them home.
• 49:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they don't do that anymore, I know, And I
• 49:37
  Speaker 9: don't know.
• 49:37
  Speaker 10: It kind of sucked because I like, oh, I know,
• 49:39
  Speaker 10: I knocked it out of the park with this gift,
• 49:41
  Speaker 10: so I want to see the reaction. But at the
• 49:43
  Speaker 10: same time, like, this.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: Isn't the kids party thing?
• 49:46
  Speaker 20: Right?
• 49:46
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 49:46
  Speaker 24: It was.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they don't do that. Oh they don't.
• 49:48
  Speaker 10: Oh no, it takes too long probably, and this kid's too.
• 49:54
  Speaker 11: To sit there and write down everything you knew what
• 49:57
  Speaker 11: thank you cards right later exactly.
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: I still do so normal things that feel embarrassing for people.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: According to this article, stretching on your own before a
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: workout class starts. I wouldn't know about that. Is it
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: off on your own and like doing something?
• 50:10
  Speaker 17: I don't think that's weird.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know that's for that's a question for you,
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Jim people. I can't I can't speak to that. Going
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: through t s A at the airport really embarrassing. Trying
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: on shoes at the store now.
• 50:24
  Speaker 17: Taking my shoe off at the store is kind of
• 50:26
  Speaker 17: weird to me.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, coughing in a quiet public place not so much.
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: But I would say, if you have to blow your nose.
• 50:33
  Speaker 9: Oh, super embarrassing.
• 50:34
  Speaker 12: You know you have to.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: Ishes dripping, like, you know, asking for help finding something
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: at a store. I've never understood the dudes who were
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: weird about asking for directions stereotype based. I don't. I
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: don't know. I can't this giant ass store. How the
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: hell am I supposed to know where this is? And
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: I'm just going to waste all my time walking around
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: to find it because what a man I am?
• 51:00
  Speaker 10: And it's hard to find anybody these days anyways to
• 51:03
  Speaker 10: help you find something.
• 51:05
  Speaker 9: If you find them, you grab hold of them and
• 51:07
  Speaker 9: don't let go. Yeah, the walk you right to where
• 51:09
  Speaker 9: you need to go.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: So we said, asking for a sample at the ice
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: cream stop.
• 51:12
  Speaker 9: That's such a good one.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Really, Can I try that?
• 51:15
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't. I don't find that embarrassing. But I
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: won't bother if there's other people in line behind me,
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: because it's like I feel like I'm taking too much time, you.
• 51:25
  Speaker 12: Know what.
• 51:28
  Speaker 9: Embarrassing like at a cafeteria style place or anything like that,
• 51:31
  Speaker 9: holding a tray. I find it very embarrassing. I don't know.
• 51:35
  Speaker 9: If there's no other way to do it, I don't know.
• 51:37
  Speaker 9: I don't like it. I don't want to carry a tray.
• 51:39
  Speaker 10: Going back to the samples though, Like you're at Costco
• 51:41
  Speaker 10: and your way in line for a sample, and then
• 51:43
  Speaker 10: they run out of samples. You're just standing there like, oh,
• 51:46
  Speaker 10: your dork.
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: I didn't want anyway, or you were just talking about
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: you were at you know, Sam's or a Costco or whatever. Yeah,
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: people like just yeah, they take multiple dude.
• 51:55
  Speaker 10: So I was waring multiple sample all this time for
• 51:57
  Speaker 10: these dumplings, right because I want to try. And then
• 52:01
  Speaker 10: this bitch ass family in front of me, they both
• 52:03
  Speaker 10: double fisted, they double dumpling.
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: And took all the dumplings. Each person took two.
• 52:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and it's just like it takes forever for them
• 52:12
  Speaker 10: to cook.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: Them damn things because they just got like a little toaster.
• 52:14
  Speaker 10: Yeah, no shape. I know pigs animals right, Yeah, people
• 52:19
  Speaker 10: are weird. Yeah, should trip them as they walk.
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: What are some of the other ones, Greg, you don't
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: like normal but embarrassing eating by yourself at a restaurant.
• 52:27
  Speaker 14: I could never sit down restaurant, no waste, especially one
• 52:31
  Speaker 14: with the hostess where you have to say the table
• 52:33
  Speaker 14: for one, yeah.
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: You say public restroom in any way.
• 52:36
  Speaker 14: Just basically, especially if there's a superior, like a general manager,
• 52:42
  Speaker 14: and you're standing right next to them peeing.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: It's like somebody your boss at worker.
• 52:45
  Speaker 14: We are both standing next to each other peeing so
• 52:50
  Speaker 14: embarrass it's the worst, with.
• 52:52
  Speaker 10: Your hands on your genitalia each other.
• 52:55
  Speaker 14: It's like, I know what you're doing, you know what
• 52:56
  Speaker 14: I'm doing, and we're three inches apart.
• 52:59
  Speaker 9: You have to make small talk.
• 53:01
  Speaker 10: I mean, it's weird if you don't.
• 53:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, what do you say?
• 53:04
  Speaker 14: You're just saying for what else? Your list is like
• 53:07
  Speaker 14: a mile long? Anything, going to the doctor, anything, Yeah,
• 53:11
  Speaker 14: like being looked at. Like even even the other day
• 53:14
  Speaker 14: I met the doctor and the guy put the scope
• 53:16
  Speaker 14: in my ear just to look in my ear, and
• 53:18
  Speaker 14: I thought, oh my god, what if my ear is
• 53:19
  Speaker 14: not clean? And then he looked at my nose and
• 53:22
  Speaker 14: I thought, oh god, what if my I have a
• 53:24
  Speaker 14: hairy nose? You know, like, oh, it's just so embarrassing.
• 53:27
  Speaker 9: You would not survive the gynecologists.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: Oh god.
• 53:30
  Speaker 14: Buying the odorant.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: I can only imagine this one, so Greg, as you know,
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: I will use a crazy amount of toilet paper after
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: number two in because you know, go until you get clean, right,
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: And also like as Samuel will tell you got it
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: like almost like a boxing glove at the end of
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: your hand. Yeah, well, none of it gets on you
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: right anyway, some of these toilets are very low flow
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: at hotels in the hotel room, and so I did
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: my best to try to unclog it. I will take
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: I've told you this before, the hangar from the closet
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: and it has that little wooden doll rod that goes
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: across the bottom you used to kind of hang pants to.
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: So yeah, I'll twist that out of there. I'll jam
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: that down in there, and most of the time ninety
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: percent of the time that works. And then I jammed
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: the wood doll rod back in there, or I'll.
• 54:15
  Speaker 9: Throw it away, you'll put it back in the closet.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course. It's like that woman that was that
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: was uh, cleaning panties in the coffee and the coffee maker.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: You're both psycho, but psycho so anyway, you get back,
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: let me finish the story. So, uh, nothing was working,
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: and I actually had to call down to say you
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: need to send a plunger up. Greg. Would you have
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: killed yourself or checked down? I would have just left
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: because that was even that was even starting to encroach
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: on embarrassing for me.
• 54:51
  Speaker 15: They know you.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: At the end of the day, Like once they actually
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: I didn't care because they just came to the room.
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: They handed me the plunger. You yourself, Yeah, yeah, they
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: gave me that because the plunger was in like a
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: clean uh plastic like kind of garbage back on the
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: bottom of it, and they're like, oh, just you could
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: just put it back in the bag and then outside
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: the door when you're done.
• 55:12
  Speaker 9: I go, okay, I'm sorry, I don't work here.
• 55:15
  Speaker 17: Yeah, that's that sounds like a them thing.
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks, man, just dropped a monster in there.
• 55:18
  Speaker 9: Sorry, and you didn't have any problem being just handed
• 55:22
  Speaker 9: the plunger.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: Like you know what I was.
• 55:24
  Speaker 12: I was.
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: I was glad that he wasn't going in there because look,
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: by the way it looked at this point, it just
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: looked like all toilet paper and then little toilet paper
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: shards all floating in the water that was about a
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: quarter inch from the top of the.
• 55:41
  Speaker 14: Living on the edge.
• 55:42
  Speaker 11: See, I would have called down and said, hey, I
• 55:44
  Speaker 11: need someone to please come up and plunge my toilet,
• 55:47
  Speaker 11: and then I would leave and have them just go
• 55:49
  Speaker 11: in and do their thing, and I will show back
• 55:51
  Speaker 11: up later and all.
• 55:51
  Speaker 9: Of a sudden, you have no shame when it comes
• 55:53
  Speaker 9: to cloged toiles.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: Absolutely no, I will clog toilets all day.
• 55:56
  Speaker 17: I don't care.
• 55:59
  Speaker 10: I do have a hotel. You wouldn't think she'd be
• 56:01
  Speaker 10: able to produce anything big enough.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: To toilet paper, because I'll do it even.
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 56:11
  Speaker 10: I do have a hotel story and a plunger. It's
• 56:14
  Speaker 10: it's pretty funny where you remember I told you I
• 56:17
  Speaker 10: have a lipstick lesbian friend. She works out of female prison.
• 56:20
  Speaker 10: And so I was visiting uh Town and I was
• 56:24
  Speaker 10: staying at a hotel, and so she comes over with
• 56:27
  Speaker 10: two of her other lesbian friends, Greg and so we
• 56:30
  Speaker 10: were all like drinking and stuff, and then one of
• 56:33
  Speaker 10: the lesbians clogs the toilet, so I have to call down.
• 56:37
  Speaker 10: But these other lesbians, they are like horny or something,
• 56:40
  Speaker 10: so they start making out on the bed while the
• 56:43
  Speaker 10: hotel worker comes up to the room to like de
• 56:46
  Speaker 10: clock the toilet.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: So I see this guy.
• 56:50
  Speaker 10: He's like using a buncher, but he's staring at the
• 56:53
  Speaker 10: bed watching the lesbians take out. It was like the
• 56:57
  Speaker 10: funniest scene ever. So he's like not even looking at
• 56:59
  Speaker 10: the toilet, just staring at your bed. Yeah, what did
• 57:02
  Speaker 10: you look at the lessons?
• 57:04
  Speaker 14: Looking at these insatiable lesbions? I can't go five seconds
• 57:08
  Speaker 14: without making out.
• 57:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I think he took extra time to be clogging
• 57:11
  Speaker 10: that toilet.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: I bet yeah.
• 57:12
  Speaker 14: I got to make sure it's clear. I was super embarrassed.
• 57:15
  Speaker 14: Just a few days ago, there was this store that
• 57:18
  Speaker 14: Mario and I love and they have this one painting
• 57:20
  Speaker 14: on the wall that I've been obsessing about for a
• 57:22
  Speaker 14: long time, and I considered buying it, and Mario said,
• 57:25
  Speaker 14: go ask the lady what's quote? What's the best price
• 57:28
  Speaker 14: you can do on this? And I thought, I don't
• 57:30
  Speaker 14: want to bargain with I can't, so I said no,
• 57:33
  Speaker 14: let's just leave. He said no, this will be good
• 57:35
  Speaker 14: practice for you because he's trying to make me not
• 57:37
  Speaker 14: so shy. And I said no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 57:39
  Speaker 14: let's just go and I started walking to the door.
• 57:41
  Speaker 14: He said nope, and he like physically took me. He said,
• 57:43
  Speaker 14: go ask her what's the best price you can do
• 57:45
  Speaker 14: on this painting? And I finally did it, and I
• 57:48
  Speaker 14: was mortified.
• 57:48
  Speaker 9: He's sweating yea, and she.
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: Knocked off a few hundred bucks. There you go.
• 57:53
  Speaker 14: I still didn't buy it though, A few hundred bucks
• 57:57
  Speaker 14: down and I didn't how much was it was insane?
• 58:00
  Speaker 14: It was more a mortgage payment bas for what a painting?
• 58:04
  Speaker 14: A painting, Yeah, that I'm obsessed with, and I thought,
• 58:07
  Speaker 14: I really want it, but I don't think I can
• 58:09
  Speaker 14: spend that much. So if if she goes down in price,
• 58:12
  Speaker 14: maybe it was still too much. But I almost couldn't
• 58:15
  Speaker 14: do it. I was so embarrassed.
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: I spend money on a lot of stuff, a lot
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: of dumb stuff, and people will go, oh, that's so dumb.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: But when when someone I hear about, like they spent
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: crazy amount of money on a painting or something, I go,
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: I don't get it. Yeah I don't. I don't get
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: the same way people don't understand. Maybe like what I
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: will spend money on. Ye, yeah, but yeah, like I spent.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: If you spent more than I don't know, let's call it.
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: If you spend more than I'll give you two hundred bucks.
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: If you spend more than two hundred bucks on something
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: you hung on your wall, oh it was a lot
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: more than that, and it's pretty, but yeah, exactly.
• 58:48
  Speaker 14: This is how weird human psychology is. I didn't buy it,
• 58:52
  Speaker 14: and then in my head I thought, Okay, now I
• 58:54
  Speaker 14: have all this money that I didn't spend that I
• 58:56
  Speaker 14: can spend some other ways.
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: That's true, that's lady math is. Well, we gotta take
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: a break. Eight seven seven forty four wood He text
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: us over to two two nine eight seven. Yeah, this
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: is the Woodie Show.
• 59:17
  Speaker 12: Show.
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: Woodie Show prom this Saturday, back by popular demand of
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: the Woodies Show Problem. It was a lot of fun
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: last year. If you went now, you have a bonus
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: chance to win a trip to the iHeartRadio Music Festival
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: by going to party with Woody dot com. And we're
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: doing a not so secret raffle. It's not secret because
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: we're telling me about it, but it's gonna be where.
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: You know, if you're there and you didn't sign up,
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: you're not even in the running to win this trip.
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: It's a trip to the iHeart Festival roundtre Bear Fair
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: Hotel and tickets to both nights of the festival. Has
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: just got announced today. Muse, Weezer, Snoop Dogg, Benson, Boone,
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: Google Dolls, BTS Car, Do you Be, And then a
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: bunch of other you know like Laney Wilson, and Kenny
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: Chesney and Major Laser. They we always do. They bring
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: all the different you know, genres and music together. It's
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: gonna be huge and you can win that trip the
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: Not So Secret Raffle. You got to be present to win.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: So if you're going to the problem anyway, sign up
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: to win, definitely, because you got to be present. Like
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: if we call someone's name and they're not there, we
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: move on to the next one.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 10: That's it.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: You're not gonna like you no no, yeah, I couldn't
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: make it last second, but we call it nip no. Yeah,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: you got to be present to win. So go to
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: party with Woody dot Com. That's Party with Woody dot
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: Com and you can sign up right now.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: Man, it's a It's Pride Month, Greg, I know how
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: much you love Yeah, uh yeah. Do you want it
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: for maybe new people? Explain why you don't like.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 14: Pride Month, understand why it was created. But at this point,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 14: in this year, in this era, it should be called
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 14: something else, Big gay Party, Big Bay Day, big gay celebration.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 14: Pride to me is something that you achieve, not something
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 14: that you just are. I'm not proud that I'm right handed,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 14: I just.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 9: Am Yeah, big gay party sounds good.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, big gay party. It alsound like the parade. I
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: don't like parades in general. I certainly don't like that
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: parade either, And it's just I don't know. Now Greg
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: gets labeled a bad gay for saying things like this
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: because you're just most of total line. But I you know,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: I applaud Greg. I mean an individual thought.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 10: And you know, yeah, it's just not gonna Yeah, it's
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 10: not for me, not in that group thought crap.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 14: And then to preempt anybody who says, don't you understand
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 14: the struggles?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure do.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 14: I understand why it.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: Was created, like I just said, but yeah, it's outdated
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: at this point. But it's funny, man, how on a
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: dime everybody just saw Yeah, June first hits, Oh my god,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: it was everywhere. It's like how all of a sudden,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: like don't know, and Christmas is everywhere.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 10: Everything.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a funny what was the the video?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: We were on a group chat my wife Gina, Oh yeah,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: so this guy. Uh, all companies on June first, they
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: basically because they're they're they're changing to and there's I've
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: noticed more and more pandering lately in commercial advertisements.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they're all comfortable, which I would.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: Think, Okay, so perfect example, Uh, this Pride stuff, like
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: I would think that would be some of it is
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: so pandering and over the top, like oh, look, we're
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: super supporting. Like it's more insulting, I would think. And
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: I can't speak to it because I'm not gay or
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: I hear some of the commercials about like and blah
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: blah blah blah blah. It's like, is that not insulting?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 9: It's pretty offensive, I would think I would.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: It's very it's very base. Yeah, it'd be like, okay,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: so you're Jewish, like, oh, the Manza ball soup, it's
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: so good, and a what about the gafil to fish
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: trade o?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 12: What like?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: Why is there so much pandem? Just be supportive, Just
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: be supportive anyway. So this guy is pretty funny video.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: He he was making a joke about how all the
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: companies just changed their name for Gay Pride Month.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: Happy Pride Month from Chipotle, Gayty.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: All right, so there's Chapole gay, Happy.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 6: Pride Month from lgbt Q Doba, Happy Pride Month from
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 6: the Homo Depot.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah so that one, Yeah, that one just works in it.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: Happy Pride Month from Burger Queen.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean dairy Queen doesn't even have to do anything.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 10: No, they're already no matter which way you swing.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: Happy Pride Month from Top and Bottom.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 14: Golf, Top and Bottom top the best one so far.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 6: Happy Pride Month from five Gays. Happy Pride Month from
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: Dairy Queer. Happy Pride Month from in and Out.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 14: Okay, just hop and bottom golf.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: This last one, I don't. I don't understand.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: Somebody explained it celebrate summer with Chick fil A happy.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: Because they're not doing it. Yeah, that's why I've heard it.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: Celebrate summer. Yeah, yeah, celebrate some Yeah that went, Oh
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: my god, that get it because they hit.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 9: On account of no games.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: But the chickens so juicy and militious.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four Wooding send us a text
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: over to two to nine eight seven. You know what
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: we're going to do next. We have a round of
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: sixty nine.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: The news.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: The news has never been sexier. Yeah, rap, yeah, if
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: you haven't heard, we hadn't. I forgot about it, and
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: then I was talking to Morgan. I'm like, you know
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: what we because she's one of the people that does
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: all the research to find all the sixty nine news stories.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 17: It's really hot.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: It is super hot research. Let me think about your job.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: You get paid to look up porno birthdays?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 10: I do.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 17: You should look at my screen in the studio sixty news.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, god, dream job, right, Like, this is my job.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: This is what I get paid for.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 17: It's been a while since we've done it.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: Right, Yeah. Yeah. I think it ran like on a
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: day that we were alt or something like that, and
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: that was it because then Bort, you know, put it
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: into one of the days that we're I'm like, oh,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: I forgot about sixty nine the news.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 10: That's a good segment.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: That's our bad But it's back and it's next on
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show, hanging.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 23: Are you all in.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 12: The Woody Show?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: SoC Sports with the Gee? Jeff Curcia? All right, Jeff
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: ge how are you sir? Doing great?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: How are you guys? We're going fantastic? What's going on
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: in sports?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 25: Let's start with the Angels. Things were going great against
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 25: the Rockies until they weren't. This ball crush deep ut
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 25: Field take a cook.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: Look you won't see it for up and the Rockies
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: are back on top.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 25: Yeah, Angels, bullpen choked it again. They ended up losing
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 25: nine to eight. Same two teams Tonight at the Big
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 25: A Dodgers game didn't go well either. They lost to
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 25: the d Bats four to one, same two teams tonight
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 25: at six forty in Arizona. Now, speaking of the Dodgers, Key,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 25: Key Hernandez, Freddie Freeman, Miguel Rojas will all be on
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 25: the celebrity version of Wheel of Fortune and those shows
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 25: will start dropping on June twelfth.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: That's pretty good cool exactly, man.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 25: Hockey Stanley Cup Finals start tonight in Vegas and Carolina.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 25: That's a five pm pluck drop. The Hurricanes are slight
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 25: favorites to win the Cup. Sparks also hosting the Aces
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 25: today at Crypto dot Com Arena. And of course, yesterday
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 25: all that NFL news went down, the Rams traded Jared
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 25: Vers and three draft picks for the all time sack
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 25: leader Miles Garrett from the Cleveland Browns.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 10: Rams are obviously in win now mode.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 10: Now, they just got to hope Matthew Stafford can stay
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 10: healthy their quarterback.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: This guy works in our it department. His name's Dave
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: and he's a great guy. Other than the fact he's
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: from Cleveland. He made a good point, like why why
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: did they do this deal with Garrett now as opposed
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: to before the draft exactly, Well, they could have got
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: something for this year. Yeah, but I mean a weird time.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 25: Do you really trust Cleveland with their picks any No, no,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 25: nobody does.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 20: Man.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: Also A J.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 10: Brown is going to be a Patriot.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 25: He's reunited with his former Titan coach and sousio Mike
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 25: Rabel and also Odell Beckham Junior went back to the
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 25: Giants lots of moves yesterday and I'm Jeff G.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 10: And that's your so cal sports R.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: Jeff G. What show?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 12: All right?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: Welcome back? Yeah, phones, open wood text us over to
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: two to nine eight seven, finest, follow us on social media.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: You can look for us there at the Woodies show
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: hous thing's going on the social media front menace really
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: really good? Yeah, really good, really really good. Yeah yeah,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: like what's uh like, what's give me? Like the what's
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: the update? Yeah?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 10: Well, everyone really loves the the Morgan content. How she
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 10: doesn't give an f anymore? Oh yeah, so that did
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 10: very very well.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: Okay, more of that Morgan please, I will continue not
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: giving enough most of that new animated podcast, so you
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: can check out.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 12: Yeah, check out.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 17: I sent that to my mom and she's honored that
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 17: she's in it.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 10: She got a shout out. Yeah, check that out at
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 10: YouTube dot com slash the Little Show.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: All right, well you guys, it's time to sixty nine
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: the News. It all comes together on sixty nine News. Yep,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: all right, so time to sixty nine the News. If
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: you've not heard this before on the Woodie Show, you'll
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: get it. Love it. The family in Missouri got a
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: big surprise when a massive sinkhole suddenly opened up in
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: their backyard. The massive hole. First of all, hole came
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: out of nowhere and was deep enough to make officials
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: worry about the stability of the ground. Now, how deep
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: was the hole was it? Should we know?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: Sixty nine feet, Greg, great, guess the hole sixty nine feet? Yeah,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: that's right, yeah, sixty nine Wow. Officials think the collapse
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: is connected to an old underground coal mine.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 14: Oh wow.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 10: So no one was injured, no homes were damaged. When
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 10: the sixty nine foot sink.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: Hole shits deep in your backyard?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 21: Yeah?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: Well. Reddit crushed expectations. In the first quarter of the year.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: The company has brought in six hundred and sixty three
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: million dollars in revenue, made a profit of two hundred
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: and four million dollars. Now huge reason for the growth
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: was advertising. Reddit's ad business grew by nearly seventy five percent,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: and the company said more businesses are choosing to advertise
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: on the platform. Total revenue jump sixty nine percent from
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: last year. Sixty nine sixty nine that's every day.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 10: Sixty nine News is covering what's happening right.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: Now well from the sixty nine newsroom. Scientists have discovered
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: that wild chimpanzees may have a much richer culture than
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: previously thought. Aw After spending more than two years observing
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: chimpanzees in Uganda, researchers identifi a ton of different behaviors
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: that appear to be learned by watching and copying other chimps. Now,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: what's crazy is that there are Moren't just you know,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: flashy skills like sticks and tools and things like that,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: more like every day activities like finding food and grooming
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: and playing and caring for their wounds of each other,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: you know, like those things they do and learning what
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: plants are safe to eat. In total, the scientists found
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: a total of sixty nine different socially learned behaviors.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 23: That's right.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: Let us six, that's right. The researchers argue that the
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: chimp culture may be more similar to human culture than
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: even previously believed, because much of it consists of ordinary
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: skills that get passed on from one generation to the
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: next through the social learning fascina. Isn't that cool?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 14: I've always wanted to hold like a baby chimpanez, Oh
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 14: my god, at the same time they scare me.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah, rip your eye out, yeah, sixty nine news is there.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 5: A man from Indiana was arrested after allegedly using a
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: fake sheriff's badge into the Indianapolis Motor Speedway multiple times
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: during race season. Police say that he flashed what appeared
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: to be a Marion County Sheriff's badge at security guards
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: and drove through a restricted gate reserve for employees and deliveries.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: He just ignored everyone who was ordering him to stop,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: and when the cops eventually found him and confronted him,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: he said, quote, I bought a fake badge online. The
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: sixty nine year old man was arrested. Now he's facing
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: charges including in personing law enforcement officer, criminal trespassing, and theft.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 9: He was proud of himself.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's hot hotts.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: That's right here. I'll give you one more.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: What is sixty nine?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 15: All right?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: Sixty nine Newsroom. An new survey found the majority of
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: millennials say an inheritance is critical to their retirement plan.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 17: Yes, I would say so.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: And I don't think they're gonna be able to be
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: retired or even you know, if they can retire retired
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: comfortably without receiving money or assets from their parents are relatives.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: The surprising part, only twenty six percent actually expect to
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: retire I'm sorry, to receive an inheritance. So it's very
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: small because a lot of people are broke anyway. They're like,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: you know, you're broke, your parents are broke, can't leave nothing.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 10: They say that the transfer of wealth is like insane,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 10: Like this generation it's gonna be like ninety trillion dollars
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 10: or something.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 9: So it's insane high.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, the amount of.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 10: Money that's going to be transferred, yeah.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you got all the boomers.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 9: When because you're saying you can't get blood from a turnip,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 9: as my mom would say, like if you have nothing
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 9: to leave except your debt.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but there's some that's the generation that you know,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: they had the last there is together, the last of
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: the pensions, the last of all. So they had other
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: money to invest because they were able to use this
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: other money for you know what I mean.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 9: And that's where it stops.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So twenty six percent actually expect
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: to receive an inheritance, while sixty nine percent say it
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: inherent is important to their future. That's down from thirty
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: two percent the year before.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 17: San Francisco sixty nine Is this nice?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: It all comes together?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 17: On sixty nine News The.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: Sixty nine News Update.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 10: You go, all right, I love it.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: That's that's what's going on. Keep it all right, keep
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: keeping the updated eight seven seven forty four text us
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: over to two two nine eighty seven More What a
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: show is? Next? Nine dude?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 13: More?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 10: What show?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 12: Hang on?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 15: What do you show?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 13: Well?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: Congratulations to Natasha who's in Palmdale and she just want
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: herself a one hundred dollars gas card and the hotel
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: room for Saturday night. Natasha, congratulations, Yeah girl, have you
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: picked out what you're gonna wear for Saturday to the prom? Yes?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: I have a prom dress and everything to night like
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: an actual prom dress.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 20: Yeah, well if not like a prom dress, but it's
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 20: a dress that I wear to Vegas, so it works.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I know, like Gina and my wife, they've been
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: talking for a long time. Nicole Alvarez, I think has
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: gotten in on the conversation because everybody's trying to fin
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: This is gonna be Nicole Alvas's first prom ever. Yeah,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: she's not been. You need to get to go either,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: that's cool. Yeah, I'm telling you. Yeah, it's one hundred
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: dollars card to go along. Hey, the other thing you
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: should do, and everybody who's planning to go to the prom,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: I don't care if you want anything on a ninety
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: eight to seven in the last five minutes like Natasha did.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 5: Anybody who's going to the prom go to our website
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: party with Woody dot Com. We set it up so
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: it's easy to remember. It takes you right to the
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: page where you need to be. It's super simple. Party
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: with Woody dot Com and sign up there because we're
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: doing it. It's called the Not So Secret Raffle at
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: the Prom. So this is the way to sign up
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: for a contest before you even go. But you got
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: to be president the win will draw a name and
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: he's got to be there. But if you're there, you
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: can win a trip to the iHeartRadio Music Festival, which
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: is you could use your Vegas dress again, Natashaw. Yeah.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: So it's round trip air fare for you and a guest.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: It's hotel, and it's tickets to both nights to the
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: festival with that lineup that got it out today, which
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: is awesome. We are a heavy metal band.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 17: I mean everybody knows that.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: Wait wait, wait, wait more, where am I the Woody Show?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: So just say anything about this thing in Denver because
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: there's that that conspiracy theory that the Denver Airport has
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: secret bunkers and tunnels underneath it. Menace has brought it
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: up before, but the public will now get a chance
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: to check it out for themselves. They've had time to
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: clean up all the alien stuff, all the other secrets
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: that they were hiding there. Yeah, it's like when people
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: get tipped off the Feds are coming to do a search. Yeah,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 5: just get rid of everything, and then when the show up,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: it's just a couple of people playing cards at the table.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: What are you talking about? Airport officials announced plans to
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: convert some of the underground baggage tunnels into pedestrian walk ways,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: connecting the concourses and just making navigating the airport a
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: bit easier. So this is like all part of like
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: a modernization, the modernization.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 10: Man getting a connecting flight at the Denver Airport can
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 10: be pretty crazy. Yeah one, and the Phoenix Airport, they
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 10: are so far apart.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 9: You got to get on a train now.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: Somehow they figured out how to do this, and other
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: states can never cities can figure out how to do
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: it without just just raping tax dollars. But they are
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: funded by these other things, these other profits, and so
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: not a single penny of public tax dollars will be
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: used for the they say close to seven hundred million dollars.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: So they somehow figured it out.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 10: Well, all the billionaires for their bunker, you know.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: Bost speaking of tunnels, So Sea Bass is going to
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: New York to go hang out with some of the
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: Waco Knicks fans. Like the jue titles for the NBA finals,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 5: the what Yeah, the.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 10: Journals that the Jewish guys were making between like buildings. Yeah,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 10: did you see that? Ye?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: Tunnels.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 8: It was a very tiny, nothing story, but people kind
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 8: of blew it up. It was these orthodox these orthodox
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 8: guys were there. They were caught building illegal tunnels just
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 8: for whatever. And then people are like, oh, they don't
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 8: have to go on the street, can go from building
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 8: to building tunnels. Yeah, there's like videos of them like
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 8: they're being pulled out out of the tunnels.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 10: Really.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, police in New York City they're on the
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: lookout after a few viral videos have surfaced the random
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: guys popping out of the sewers in the middle of
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: the street. This is in New York now. The videos
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: they all show these guys just hopping out. They got
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: the head lamps on, so the police are pretty sure
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: they're not just you know, homeless randoms. At the same time,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: they're not city workers either, So the cops are not
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: really sure who these guys are, but they're working on it.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: And one thing that they heard they're looking into is
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: they say it's possible that they're in there looking for
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: valuables that people have accidentally dropped down the sewers.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, metal detectors and all that stuff.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, those kind of guy the guys you see on
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: the beach is talk about embarrassing. Now, there are there
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: are stories or you know, when people you know, are
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: running the streets and they're robbing people, they'll grab somebody's crap.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: They'll run down the street or around the corner, toss
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: it down into the sewer, and then just keep going.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 5: And then if somebody stops them, they don't have any
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: of the stuff on them, but they know where to
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: go back and retrieve the crap that they stole. That
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: makes sense, you know, so that I have seen. So
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: maybe it's part of a network of that kind of stuff.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 15: I don't know.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 8: People have been living in the New York City sewers
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 8: for a lot more people decades for now. People they
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 8: because they all fell fine little places. They're coming out
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 8: of the way, all.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: Right, Michaelangelo.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, there's like yeah down there abandoned subway areas. This
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 10: is a long standing practice.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 9: They're called the people.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: The investigation. Yeah, the investigation is still ongoing, and if
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: the guys are caught, they could be facing some trespassing charges.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: Now here's a clip with a fun accent. If the
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: guys are caught, my ass, this is a cop on
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: the news talking about all this. Here we go. We
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: need to know who they want, what they they were
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: up to.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 14: It's dangerous.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: It's the same as jaywalking, walking down in a bed
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: a little a highway. They could be electrocuted, they could
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: be overcome.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 14: These gas lines down in.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 10: And go some gas lines down and then they die
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 10: and you forget about them.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: He cares. Wow over here.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 10: Another popular place is Vegas, where people live underground.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: What kind of tunnels are those?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 13: Uh?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: Tunnels?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 14: Yeah, oh I saw that on Uh what was the
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 14: show Intervention?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Intervention in Vegas.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 14: They had a bunch of tunnel people.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 9: And then when I was there, I looked for the
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 9: tunnel opening, so I couldn't find any Ah.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 10: Week Well, another thing also, uh bad about that is
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 10: the rains like a flood. And then yeah, those people
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 10: just drive. It seems like a great Yeah. Yeah, it
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 10: seems like a great Ideah. It's a hundred fifteen degrees
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 10: out so so yeah, until monsoon season comes.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: Uh eight seven seven forty four. Wooding is the phone
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: number during the show. After the show, it could be
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: an after hours voicemail. I do have an after hours voicemail,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: but we do have coming up because it is month
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: and so for Pride months, it's a round of how
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 5: did it end? Pride editions? So where Sea Bass has
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: talked to you know, somebody and got a story, and
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: then we all have to try to guess how does
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: the story end?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 10: Usually something because it's pride.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 8: It's just like, Hey, tell me about this really proud
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 8: thing you did as a gay person that make you proud.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 5: And you feel good about this accomplishment. Something right, something
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: something along those lines, you knowatically appropriate. Yeah, anyway, we
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: got this after hours voice Man show.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 15: I just comment, you guys are always doing that gay
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 15: or nay show, which is quite funny, and I thought
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 15: of one that I think is pretty gay. First of all,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 15: it's golf related, so golfing in general, but pushing your
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 15: golf club feels very gay to me.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: You should be carrying your own bag.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 15: Also, if you've ever been to a concert at a casino, you're.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: Old, all right, that's a whole different line of thought.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 8: Right, If you're pushing your golf clubs on a on
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 8: the little wheie, not on a golf cart, obviously be awesome,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 8: right Greg, Right, there's an in between step where.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 14: You have a little wheeled car right that you pull
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 14: behind you.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 10: Right, I would agree that's kind of it's for old people.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: What do you think, Greg?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 14: You're the authority on I support I support pulling it.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 14: I think that's fine.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 10: I'll just lug it over your shoulder like a man.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: You're like a real man. Or you played golf, are you?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 10: Golf's pretty gay?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: Was giving his two cents about like how you know
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: personally for Greg, and he's explaining why he's not a
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: big fan of all the you know, pride stuff in general,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: because you said.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 14: It's just devolved into you know, like just a big
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 14: gay day, which is great.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a college big gay day, big gay
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: day anyway. So Greg was re explaining his position on
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: that since the now the beginning of a Pride month,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: and this text came over. You guys, using the gay
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: man to spread your gay hate is pretty clever.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 10: That's what he's paying for.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: I'm just sitting here with it. And actually I have
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: never even listened to your show. I just turned on
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: my car and had the comment they say, eight seven,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: he will take the break, And then how did it end?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: We can play on the original Woody Show trademark copyright game?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 5: How do I end next? On the Woody Show? More
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: Woody Show is that.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 19: Show?
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: And Sea Mass is here to run us through this round.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: It's Pride Month. It's a round of our game. How
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: did it end? And Seabeth? Do you want to explain
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 5: what's going on here?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 23: Yeah?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 8: I'll ask these guys about a story in their life,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 8: in this case, a very gay story, and then they'll
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 8: stop right as I asked them.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 10: How the story wrapped up. I'll give you guys some options.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 5: It's a fun guessing game. Guy that's right to Pride Edition.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 8: The person who guess the most correctly gets a smooch. Oh,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 8: I'm a proud alright.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: From to be determined? Oh, okay.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 10: From who's the volunteers? Somebody?
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah you volunteer?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 17: Well it has to be gay, so only girls.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: Tyler's a kisser.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah he can do the guy. Yeah, some nice lips.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, come here? All right, who's his first person?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 10: This first guy is Zach telling me about his gay stuff.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 5: We met honestly on Tinder.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 8: I was driving a porch at the time, where you
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 8: were driving a Porsche.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 10: The car you readed a Porsche to meet this guy.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 24: Yeah, I did. I rented the car and it cost
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 24: me like seventy five dollars and I was just like
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 24: so over it.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 8: So did you think that renting the Porsche would make
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 8: him impressed by your wealth.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 24: Yeah, that's the reason why he sucked. And then we
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 24: go to the hotel whatever, and then I see a
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 24: condom on the like dresser room, and then like, after
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 24: I see the condom, I was like, so what are
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 24: you trying to do? And then like we just it happened?
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 10: How did it end? We've already heard the whole story.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 10: We know how Yeah, I like, before you even get
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 10: to the hotel.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's the appetizer.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 10: Again, we said this a thousand times.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 14: This is how this is.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 8: There's a whole other section of men who operate this
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 8: way that straight guys wish the like when we're all
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 8: sold this fantasy that this is how dates work exactly,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 8: that's our dream.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 10: Guess what never happens?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 14: Yeah, why to make fun of all those straight guys?
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 14: Were like, it's my birthday I might be getting so wow,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 14: what a special occasion once a year.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 10: I showed up before we had dinner. I was already
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 10: taken care of.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 5: Women.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 8: Take notes, all right, So how did it end? A
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 8: His condiment ended up getting stuck and he actually left
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 8: at two am for Denny's. Okay, by they both ended
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 8: up oding on poppers and had to visit urgent care
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 8: or c. They both realized the end of the loop
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 8: of constant hook ups was meetingless and unfulfilling, so they
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 8: went back to school for their doctorates in biomedical.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 5: It's between one and three.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they condom ended up getting stuck, and then he
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 8: got pissed off and he was left and head Denny's
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 8: by himself, odd on poppers, or realized this whole thing
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 8: is a farce.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 5: Went to Denny's by himself.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, odd on poppers.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the condom got stuck because yeah, for folks who
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 8: don't know, poppers are an inhalen that gives you a
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 8: head rush and uh loose some things up so you
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 8: could you could pass out hurt yourself on poppers.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 9: So girls say Popper's, boys say Denny's.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 5: Whatever.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 9: Reason.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: Yes, it's just how it worked out. Yeah, that's fine.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 24: How did then after I see the condom, I was like, so,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 24: what are you trying to do? And then like we
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 24: just it happened?
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: How did it end?
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 24: And and then with my condom getting stuck on his
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 24: because the post he was just too loose, and I
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 24: was just like, oh my God, like I can't do lose,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 24: so I just laughed.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 10: You say, your condomy got stuck. That's because he was
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 10: too loose.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he was too loose.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 24: Unfortunately, like I try to put the luba his whole,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 24: you know, like lubricat a little bit, and it's.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 5: Just not happened.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 23: I left.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: That's who I am.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: And I paid for the hotel room.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: I did. I didn't, you know what.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 24: I went to Denny's after and I ate a grass
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 24: language and it was great, even better than that ass Like.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like this guy he got a grand slandwich.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 10: There's a commercial for Denny's.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: That's better than the doctor pepper girl.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 14: What a waste of a hotel room?
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, cool man job?
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 25: Uh?
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 8: How did end Pride? Addition, who's next again? This is
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 8: Kyle again talking about a very proud moment in his life.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 5: All right, here's Kyle.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 6: So.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: I met this guy through a friend. He actually was
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: a guy that my friend was gonna hook up with.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: But my friend was like, no, I'm not gonna do it.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 5: So I was like, sure, why not?
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 23: This guy cute?
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: You're cute, I thought he was.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: He was tall, he had like really nice eyes.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 24: Actually gay did.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: We were actually at a motel. That's we were just
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: randomly at a motail.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 10: Just happened to be a motel.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: He just happened to be in a motel.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 10: And you're this guy, what was his name?
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 20: Do you know?
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 12: No?
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 5: I wish I remember his name, but I told.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: We were talking and then and he's like, oh, you
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: know you want to talk?
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like sure?
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 5: And how did it end?
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 8: Another thing I got guys, Yeah, if a guy did
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 8: that during a date, hey, do you want to Oh,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 8: he'd be a creepy be on.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 14: Okay, why not?
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 10: I didn't do anything else?
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 8: So option one They both decided the first short time
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 8: to open their own bread and Backfast breakfast.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 10: Again, he doesn't know the guy's name, so you had that.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 10: Option two.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 8: Uh, well, having a gay old time. Fire trucks came
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 8: blaring by making them end their hookup.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 10: Or option C. They went to Hooters the next day
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 10: and it turned them both straight.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 9: One.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm definitely going to be because you're by a motel,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 10: there's probably fire trucks.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 5: Fire trucks.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 5: Anytime your room your door opens to the out sun.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, parking business plans to open.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 9: It and breakfast as much as Sammy wants them to
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 9: go full Hallmark channel and open, I think fire truck.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 14: Yeah, fire truck.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 5: It seems like the most reasonable thing. Now, watch, they
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 5: both it's going to be see right, watch what would
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 5: a fire truck make you stop? You what there's a
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 5: whole truck full of hot firefighters going by.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 9: You're racing after them, right, Yeah, it's too loud.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 10: It stops in the parking lot or something.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, you know, I'm like sure?
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 10: And how did it end?
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: I was sucking as behind the fire station?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 10: How did you get back to behind the fire station?
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 5: We needed a place to go?
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 10: Was this next to the motel?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 12: Yes?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: It was like across the street from the hotel. And
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: I was just sucking and it's like the car you know,
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: like where the cars.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: Come the garage.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 18: I just lived out and they were.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: Just like fire department, like the fire trucks.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 10: The fire people.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and we just ran neither of you finished? Did
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 5: you live to?
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 10: Said another day?
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: I actually never saw him after that day.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 9: Hotel room where they didn't have a motel room.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 5: That's a question.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 10: This is very good was occupied and would they even care?
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 8: Like where where can we go, let's go by the
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 8: door to the firehouse, Let's go by that abandoned baby.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 11: Drop off said, we ended up at a motel, so
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 11: maybe it was like a party or Tarty was like,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 11: you're doing that to somebody you don't even know their name?
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: Live in the dream? Yeah, in the dream? All right,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 5: So how to the end? Pride addition, who's next?
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 8: This is Daniel with again these are all very proud,
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 8: proud stories with his tale.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean they don't sound shy.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 12: That whatever.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: You don't really have to drag these stories out of them.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 14: They're happy to share.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 26: I met this guy on Instagram. He was like my
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 26: pictures and comment on everything, sort of.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 10: A mini stalker. Yes, basically, yes, can ask you what
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 10: do he look like? What appealed to you?
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 26: He was really like feminine and really masculine at the
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 26: same time. He was like, oh, let's thing go. So
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 26: it's like all right, So yeah, he came over.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 10: It was like one in the morning. I mean, that's
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 10: so that sounds like a booty call to me. And
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 10: so he came and then over.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he came over. Yes, he came over. And how
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 5: did that end?
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 9: H Yeah, he definitely had a little fruit fly with
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 9: him done.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 10: They Oh, yes, yeah, she's she's the hot hot goss. Yeah.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 14: So the sky he met came over at one in
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 14: the morning.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 10: Yes, and an Instagram follower, uh A. Option A.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 8: They had a great time and bought matching la boo
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 8: boos the next morning. And I will say this, when
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 8: I was doing that labuo boo thing, was it last
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 8: year talking to people about their laboo boos? There were
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 8: several gay couples that walked in together no matching boo boos.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 8: I know it was strange, you thought, you think of
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 8: the electricians and stuff. Option A la boo boos next
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 8: day Option B. The guy actually had an unsatisfying unit,
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 8: so they never hooked up again.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 5: Or Option C.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 8: They both became missionaries, visiting Middle Eastern countries the little
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 8: a humanitarian aid and showing that gay men are nothing
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 8: to fear.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 14: That one missionaries unsatisfactory.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: We member, he seems pretty obvious. Yeahs again tricked.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 9: No, they spread pride and love and joy throughout the lands.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 17: Yeah, I'm going to be going.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 5: By he came over and how did end ended? Very horrible?
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 26: Yeah, he basically topped me. And what I mean it
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 26: was not worth him coming over. His was not pleasing enough.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 8: To translate for he topped me, meaning that he was
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 8: the bottom, right, he took care of my business.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 5: He was the rabbit. He was the rabbitus botty this guy, Yeah.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and it was unpleasing.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 10: I would think that's what you would want if you're
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 10: going to bottom, you would want something.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 9: Like, uh manageable.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know we always say that.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 8: But then I talked to a guy the Falshoom street
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 8: Fair has got two hands.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 18: To that guy.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 10: Thereto, that's a bar.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 5: Well, that's the that's the Pride edition of How Did
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 5: It End?
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 10: I learned a lot about culture.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and Pride.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 23: Show.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 5: Hey, great news if you know the Howard Stern Show.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 5: Robin Quivers, who has been his co host for a
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 5: billion years, she's been fighting cancer for a long time
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 5: now and announced that she is officially, after like fourteen years,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 5: cancer free.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 10: Which is which is a great, big deal.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 5: I worked in New York years ago. I worked at
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 5: the station where Howard did his show from, and I
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 5: think of everybody on the show, I think Gary so
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 5: Baba Booie and Robin are the two people I had
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: the most interaction with and Robin was always one of
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 5: the sweetest people. She was just always so super nice,
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 5: so friendly, and she was like I don't know, I
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 5: just I found her to be very very outgoing and
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 5: and there was there's a lot of ego tied up
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 5: in a lot of people at that level, and she
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 5: was just super cool, especially cool because I grew up
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: listening to that show and you know, to be around
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 5: them and then to you know, have that interaction with
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 5: her was just super cool. So it was nice that,
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 5: you know, Howard was cool too. I gotta say, other
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: people have different experiences, but I've never I never had
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 5: a bad experience, but just when when it's a nice person,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 5: and you know, I mean, you know, I don't watch
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 5: I don't wish that on anybody. Yeah, but like it's
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: it's I was, as she's been going through this, It's like, man,
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 5: this has been such a long drawn out thing. It
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 5: was nice to see that news when it when it broke.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 14: Do you know what kind of cancer she had?
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 9: What was breast cancer?
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 5: That is that how it started? I mean, because there
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 5: was it's been an ongoing long thing.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, Jesus inro Indo Metrios snorious lady cancer.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 5: So I mean, like she she changed a lot of
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 5: stuff and she was very I heard how we're talking about,
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 5: you know, the amount of discipline and how consistent she
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 5: stayed with everything, and so good for her, And congratulations
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 5: to Robin Quiver.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 14: Good news.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 5: That's that's great. And you know, I love all that
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 5: medical research stuff. You know, ever since you know, my
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 5: mom got diagnosed with what you know, she went through
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 5: and all these different drugs that she's been made aware of,
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 5: the one that saved her life is a drug called
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 5: right tuson and how that works, and so all that
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 5: medical research stuff I just find really fascinating. And there
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 5: was another story about how research was found this experimental
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 5: drug cut the risk of death by sixty percent see
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 5: zero for patients with previously treated pancreatic cancer compared with
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 5: standard chemotherapy. So that they're they're making all these like
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 5: huge strides in this stuff. It's really really cool. And
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 5: so this drug targets a gene involved in the tumor growth,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 5: and so it's it's super cool because it's fewer severe
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 5: side effects, reduced pain, which gives you, you know, im
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: proved quality of life while you're going through treatments and
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 5: obviously tumor shrinkage, and yeah, that pancreatic cancer. Man, that's
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 5: the that's the the death sentence one.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 9: I just spoke to a doctor about this drug and yeah,
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 9: she said, pancreas is so tough because where this happens,
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 9: it's so hard to get to. You basically can't do surgery.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 5: And then by the time you discovered it's so far
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 5: it's like it's hard to detect.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 9: Early gone everywhere. Absolutely. Yeah, So I mean it's just
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 9: cool to see the deal we're living in the future.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 5: That's the stuff I'm super impressed by. We talk about
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 5: that all the time. That like, I don't care about
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 5: celebrities man at all. There's a handful I think I'd
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 5: like to meet, but other than that, like about what
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 5: they're doing or who they're dating, or all the other
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 5: dumb stuff about celebrities, Like I would much rather read
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 5: about that stuff all the time.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 9: So you think this news is better than Summer House, yes,
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 9: oh wow?
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, or or Euphoria ending that you watched that was great.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 10: It was, like they said, the longest episode in HBO
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 10: series history. It was over ninety plus minutes. It ruled
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 10: and yeah, it was really.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 5: Good to watch it.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 17: Don't spoil it. I haven't seen it.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 9: No, I'm just saying it was great.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean you want to know who died?
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 17: Well, I had to write up the whole thing about it,
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 17: so I know.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 5: So what do you waiting so long? A waiting for
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 5: two days?
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 10: You guys, you don't care that.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 5: I had a bad eye over the weekend. One was
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 5: Jeff g watching that are you watching? You didn't watch Euphoria? Okay,
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 5: we were. We were discussing like all this, uh you
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 5: know Euphoria wrap up?
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 23: Yeah?
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, because it really really good.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 5: It's a really good show. Is it one of those
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 5: things like people just watch because you know what's their names?
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 5: Can what it's about? Like, is the writing any writing amazing?
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 9: You'll definitely, especially in the first few season when they're
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 9: a supposed to be in high school, you'll feel not
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 9: you'll feel dirty watching it.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 5: What Yeah, the guys in the other room like, no,
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 5: I don't know, Okay.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 9: Now you'll feel super dirty watching it.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 17: But it's a great was that what.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 5: You're talking about the Game of Thrones and all this stuff?
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 5: They put all this stuff in there, like that's why
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 5: kid got crazy. Was it that good of a show
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 5: or was it just.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 9: Like straight ships? I think it was the writing, because
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 9: I didn't care about it cans.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I think at the end of the I mean
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 10: the last season, I was kind of watching like I
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 10: know Tarantino.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 9: Basically, That's what I said too. It was very Tarantino stylized.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah it was good.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, you know what I else had the finale,
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 14: hacks y.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 13: I did.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 14: I wasn't all that satisfied with the last episode, and
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 14: a lot of people really liked the way it ended,
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 14: but I thought it was kind of a comp out.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 5: Oh no, not quite like that.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 14: But just when you thought something really dramatic was going
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 14: to happen, it didn't happen.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 9: It's done. I have a question on streaming services.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 11: If I get rid of my streaming services, Let's say
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 11: I have Disney or HBO or something, and I'm going
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 11: to get rid of it, and since I'm moving in
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 11: with Steamboat.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 9: Willie, he already has them, and I go to his.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 9: But am I going to lose my algorithms that profile?
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 17: Is there any way to like transfer it over?
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 9: Just start watching crap quick at his house?
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: I know, because algorithms are.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 5: This stuff that Sammy watches.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 11: I have my homework separate app obviously, okay, but I
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 11: mean because he kind of keeps.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 5: Pressuring me to like, just get rid of your apps.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: I already have them.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 17: We don't need to both be paying for them.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 9: And I'm like, I have to lose my algorithm.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 17: But hold on, what are you talking about?
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 5: Does he care about it? Does he can like does
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 5: he have things set up specifically? My kids have been
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 5: in my Netflix and all that, so I got random
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 5: stuff from my daughter, random stuff for my son. My
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 5: wife's crap shows up like I don't. I don't have
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 5: person like any kind of established algorithm, so it wouldn't
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 5: matter to me. So my question is, does he have
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 5: an algorithm that's in that's in sync with what he
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 5: actually wants to watch? Because if not, keep yours let
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 5: him out a profile into your account so that your
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 5: algorithm stays whole.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 11: Sure, so we both do, though, because you don't realize
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 11: when you're two single people, you don't realize how drastically
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 11: different somebody else's algorithm is going to be.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 5: But it sounds like it matters to you at all.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 5: It wouldn't matter to me at all. I wouldn't care.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 8: As someone who regularly cancels streaming services and has to
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 8: start again fresh. I know what I want to see,
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 8: so it doesn't matter, right, Like I care that thing
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 8: is a question for him. You clearly care a lot
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 8: anything that I want to watch on his You like garbage?
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 17: Well no, because I have to like search for stuff
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 17: and it doesn't just keep me.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 13: Keep you.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 10: And why not watch a few episodes of Queer Eye
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 10: and see if.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 15: You like it.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 17: Save some money, Sammy if you cancel yours. I mean,
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 17: I guess you don't care about money, right, but let
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 17: the man pay.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 12: No.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 10: I get that, I I get it. Yeah, that's how
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 10: we operate.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 5: I bet you. I'm willing. Well, it's hard to say
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 5: with steamboat Willie because there's a lot of curious things
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 5: cat you knows, trips, trimps. Yeah, I'm thinking. I'm thinking
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 5: like as as a normal just average dude. You know,
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 5: I think most dudes wouldn't care like about preserving their
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 5: algorithm and they could find what.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 14: They want to want.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 9: I haven't asked him.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 17: I just assumed that he wanted to keep his because
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 17: I want to keep my so bad.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 9: Well, it sounds like you care more so definitely keep yours.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 10: It sounds like you wear the pants anyway, so probably
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 10: be a two second conversations.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, some of us teller. She's probably one.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 14: Charles.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well we've seen it. We definitely know the change
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 9: the floor of his house.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 11: Okay, he said that he wanted to change the floors anyways.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, because he's trying to do a
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 5: couple of things that are going to like improve the
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 5: value when he puts on the market to sell it.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 5: So you guys can move to your your married dream house.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, make room for all the kids and stuff
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 5: that you're gonna pop out. Oh my god, yeah eighty
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 5: four Woodie. Well, I mean all that stuff will come
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 5: more into focus after this weekend and the engage engagement. Yeah,
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 5: then they can start. Then they can start really get
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 5: to work on. Yeah, we are a heavy metal band.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: I mean everybody knows that.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 5: Wait wait, wait, wait where am I the Woody Show.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 5: We love that. We have so many games for you
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 5: guys to interact with and play along with. Another Woody
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 5: Show original copyright trademark game, What did She Do? What
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 5: Did She Do? A sixty eight year old woman in
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 5: Florida was at a bar, and she ordered up another
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 5: round of jello shots. Nice, but she was already pretty lit, right,
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 5: so the bar bar to bartender told her, now you
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 5: know you cut off. That's it. Yeah, no more for
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 5: you now. Grandma didn't like that. Grandma, well she's sixty eight.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 5: What did she do? What did you do?
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 8: Politely said, you know what, thank you for teaching me
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 8: a lesson.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I have had too much.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 8: I hope along at a place that serves jello shots.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 8: Actually nobody, nobody belonged to a place that serves jellow shots.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 5: Okay, for yourself, no restaurants. What did you do? Gina?
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 9: Lit the bar on fire, lit the bar on.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 10: Fire, smashed a bunch of bottles, smashed a bunch of bottles,
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 10: called her man to come on down to the bar,
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 10: called her man, went behind the bar to get more
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 10: alcohol herself.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 5: Well, she called nine one one oh solid, but the
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 5: nine one one operator told her that there was nothing
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 5: they can do, and they hung up on her. Could
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 5: The woman didn't take no for an answer. She called
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 5: back three times, so they finally sent the cops out,
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 5: but not for the purpose that she was hoping for.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 1: You got her out.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 5: They arrested her for misusing emergency services. She also had
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 5: some weed and some pipes in her purse, which might
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 5: not have been a big deal she hadn't been such
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 5: a pain in the ass. But that's what I always say, like, hey, look,
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 5: if you want to be difficult for the cops, they're
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 5: gonna make it difficult on you. Yeah, they'll find something
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 5: like something they uh, they'll they'll start breaking out that
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 5: that window tint testing look at this head.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 10: Like that weed is not legal in the floor. But
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 10: I have seen numerous cases where they just say, hey,
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 10: you're fine.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 5: What Yeah, yeah, dude, nine one one is no joke,
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 5: despite what public enemy would have told you about. And
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 5: get down. There's joking your town. Get get down, clowns,
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 5: get get down one joking you old town.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 12: You know.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's always dummies calling nine one one for stupid stuff.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 9: Uh, like their personal assistant.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 10: I found the receiving end of that many many times.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 5: I remember the late she she called nine one one.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 5: She was looking for dates. Yes, she thought the cop
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 5: was so cute.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 23: What is the address to your emergency?
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 10: Uh?
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 21: What is going on?
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 23: Do you need the police?
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 21: We amban?
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 15: Uh?
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 23: Well, so why are you calling nine one one. What
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 23: do you need a date? Yeah? I don't think I
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 23: would call nine one looking for a date. That's not
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 23: that's not something you do.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 5: Uh here, okay, let's bring your handcuffs.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah, why do you think he's nine fire?
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 5: Medical police to stuff with her? Just stuff my house?
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 9: Just mauttered to get the name, please with it.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 23: Just the music turned down.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 6: He's the cute stuff.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 23: I can't God, that's how long. I just know his
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 23: name can't come very offen. A good looking man comes
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 23: at the doorstep. Did you do him back my way?
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 5: You need him to back there?
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 24: I like that?
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 4: Why do you need them to put back there?
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 23: Because I have an emergency something?
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 5: I can't get the reason?
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 1: My dog?
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 23: My dog?
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, rights are burning, she's she's trying. Guys, that's hilarious.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 10: Mornie b I.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 5: This guy was panicking because his wife couldn't get her
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 5: jacket off. Called nine one one.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 23: Yeah, we got a problem here. My wife is guggling
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 23: in her jacket.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 5: Can't get it off.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 13: She's struggling in her jacket.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 23: I want to at nine one one.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 13: R Okay, what's cool? Is she not breathing?
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 12: Her She's all right, she just can't get her jacket off.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 10: God so mad that one's sad than anything.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 23: It rubs on its skin.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 14: It does this whenever it's toll.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 5: Mister, my family will pay cash, whatever ransom you're asking for.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 1: They'll play it.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 26: Rubs then on its skin or else it gets the
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 26: hose again.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 6: You let me go home.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 16: Press charges up.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 8: So man, if you're saying it's sad because his wife's
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 8: so fast he can't get her.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 10: Jacket, they are old and they can't help them.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 9: No one else to call to help them.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 5: You open the door and the first person you see, hey, right,
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 5: somebody walking by it.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 10: If it's a real emergency, scissors.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but this guy he called nine to one one
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 5: because his credit card wasn't working.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 20: At the gas station one fire metal police.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 23: I have a question because I'm my car. There is
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 23: only uh I trying to go to the gas station.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 23: Try to pun the guests, but there is low people,
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 23: low workers here. Because I'm in the ah, we're going
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 23: so walk can I do? Or I need to pun
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 23: the guests by myself because I just try to put
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 23: in the credit card and now I tried to do
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 23: it by myself, but the machine doesn't worse, So what
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 23: can I do now, because uh, I need to go
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 23: to airport right now.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 5: I think you called the bank.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 9: You know what, though, I kind of get this guy
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 9: because let's just say that he's in a foreign country.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 9: Let's say this thing where he's from. And if I
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 9: was in a foreign country and I didn't know what
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 9: to do and I didn't know who to call, I'd
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 9: be like, oh, I think there's an emergency service number,
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 9: and I would just call it, be.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 1: Like, how do I do this?
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 5: I can get it, I can. I can half see it. Yeah,
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 5: I can half see it.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 8: A lot of those countries have weird like three one
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 8: one or all right, I can see it fair enough.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I like I like this guy, all right.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 5: This one can't argue with this dumb woman. She called
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 5: uh nine one one about Burger King Jack, How can
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 5: I help you?
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 21: Yeah, I'm over here Burger King right here in Sanquminy.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 21: I'm at a drive through right now. I ordered my
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 21: food three times. They're mopping the floor inside, and I
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 21: understand their business. They're not even I'm busy. Okay, I've
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 21: been the only car here. I asked the four different
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 21: times to make me a Western spoty two burger. Okay,
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 21: they She's given me a hamburger with lettuce, tomato and
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 21: cheese onions. And I said, I'm not leaving. I want
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 21: a Western burger because I just got my kids from
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 21: taypowond all their hungry. She said, she gave me another hamberger.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 23: It's wrong.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 21: I said four times, I said I want it. She goes,
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 21: can you go out and park in front? And I
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 21: said no, I want my hamburger white. So then the
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 21: lady came to the manager or whateverhoever she is. She
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 21: came up and she said, she said, do you want
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 21: your money back? And I said, no, I want my hamburger.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 21: My kids are hungry, and I have to jump on
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 21: the whole freeway.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 20: I said, I am not leaving the spot.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 21: And I said I will call the police because I
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 21: want my Western burger done. Why now is that so hard?
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 23: Okay?
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 21: What does that mean that you wanted to do for you?
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 21: I've send the officers down here. I want I want
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 21: them to.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 20: Make more, ma'am.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 23: We're not going to go down there and fork your
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 23: Western making hamburger.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 10: Maybe that could be Sammy one day, but it could.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 11: Yeah, because I'm getting a Western making cheese.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 5: He does. Yeah, she's angry, Yeah right, and she's because
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 5: she's hungry. Nobody need to call nine one on his
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 5: dumb ass. Yeah, that's some one need to call down
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 5: Yellow town. That's not why you call eight what you
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 5: can call us any times, text us over to two two,
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 5: nine eighty seven more what a show is next? Laugh
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 5: about some of these Well, it all started with the
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 5: story about the woman who got cut off at the bar.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 5: She tried to order another round with jello shots the cops,
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 5: and they cut her off because she was already pretty
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 5: pretty ripped up as it was, and so she called
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 5: nine one one, as you do multiple times, end up
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 5: getting arrested for misuse of emergency services. They did send
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 5: the cops down there. She's the one that got arrested alcohol.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 5: We started going down memory lane of some of these
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 5: other dumb nine one one calls, including this woman who
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 5: tried to get her Western cheeseburger order. Enforce this bitch, Yeah,
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 5: this is a hamburger.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 21: What am I supposed to do is between you and
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 21: the managers.
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 24: We're not going to go anymore.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 5: Time to make a hamburger.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 23: Wow, that's not a criminal issue.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 21: There's there's nothing criminal. I'm to sit here.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 20: They need to calmly and rationally.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 23: Speak to the manager and figure out what to do
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 23: between you.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 21: You did come up and I said, can I please
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 21: have my westerm burger? She said, I'm not doing it.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 23: She walked away.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 21: And thoughtful and said that they don't want to they
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 21: don't want to go through this.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 19: And ma'am and I can just to get your.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 9: Money back and go somewhere else.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean easy.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 14: Wow, she's so lucky that nine to one one operator
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 14: is being so cool. Yeah, not getting put in jail.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I could easily send somebody there to pick her up.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 5: So nine one one dispatchers were asked, what's the dumbest
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 5: reason someone has ever called? Oh, this is going to
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 5: be good an order. An older lady called and complained
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 5: that a random man didn't hold the door open for
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 5: I mean, I want to call nine one one, Like
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 5: I'll hold the door for people and I'll wait, like
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 5: even if they're like a pretty good distance behind me,
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 5: or I see them coming, I'll hold the door and
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 5: they just walk right by as if like you were
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 5: meant to be there. I want to call nine one
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 5: one because there's about to be a crime. Do you
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 5: ever say you're welcome?
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 23: I yeah.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 5: Uh one dispatchers asked, what's the dumbest reason somebody's ever called?
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 5: A lady called us? They wouldn't sell her here another word,
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 5: they wouldn't sell her a whopper?
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 9: Oh god, people are obsessed.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 5: Number one. That's not what nine one one is for
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 5: Number two, she was at Wendy's whoppers of course, or
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 5: a tell me uh. This guy called during a power
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 5: outage and asked for the score of the USA Canada
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 5: Olympic gold medal game. This nine one opera said, we
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 5: had a tourist call because they were bored and didn't
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 5: have any money, and they wanted tips on what to
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 5: do in the city tour guides, so will make an
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 5: excuse for.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 9: Generation.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 5: This nine one one operator had somebody called the report
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 5: that their neighbors were dropping pebbles into her pebble driveway
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 5: and it wasn't actually happening, and she had been harassing
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 5: her neighbors for months. Awesome, this this one, This one's great.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 5: A woman called us four or five times a week
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 5: because she said there was a ghost in her attic. No,
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 5: all right, We actually gave up telling her to stop calling,
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 5: and we sent some officers over. They went up to
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 5: the attic, made some noises, lit a cigarette, blew the
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 5: smoke into a mason jar, and put the lid on it.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 5: They went back down and showed the woman the ghost
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 5: and she was thrilled. You never heard from her again.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 1: That's brilliant.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 9: They made their own ghost trap.
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty good. This chick called about raw waffles.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 18: Okay, what's going on there?
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 10: This?
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 19: He worked here?
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 23: Whatever?
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 7: They They gave me some raw waffles and I told
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 7: him I don't want the waffles. Could he take it
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 7: off my bill? He thought, Oh, I can't paint nothing
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 7: off your bill, man, But you sold me something that
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 7: was uncook. I'm already paying for the whole waffle that
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 7: was already uncook. Do you want me to pay for
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 7: the half of waffle to that? And uncle, No, he's
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 7: not the police. You've been drinking alcohol. Well, come o,
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 7: bring me a breakdalyzer and everything.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 5: I am ready.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 7: I told him I will call the police for him.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 7: Come on, man.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 10: To help you all.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, somebody on the text former dispatcher now police officer.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 5: Dispatch is way more frustrating and difficult job because yeah,
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 5: like idiots so annoying.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean in that case, they were charging her
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 8: for something she didn't get, So go to civil court.
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 8: What are you supposed to do spend weeks, if not months,
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 8: doing a small claims court for fifteen up bucks? Or
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 8: are you supposed to just tie up the cops with Well,
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 8: if they your problem, what's your what's your because if
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 8: you if you leave, like he said, I'm gonna call
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 8: the cops on you. So he's threatening legal action already,
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 8: criminal action. Yeah, thank you, good good case, thank you,
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 8: thank you.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 5: All right, my silence is not engaging. I'm choosing. I'm
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 5: choosing right, No, that's not all.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 10: Going to call the cops anyway, but saying how.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 5: Many how many conversations do we have to have where
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 5: like I don't I don't really call the cops for anything,
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 5: you know, but like I'm expected to just come around
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 5: on your side about like we're gonna you know, Oh yeah,
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 5: you're right, you should be calling.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 14: She's perceiving it as she was the victim of theft.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 8: H and if you leave without paying, I'm calling the cops. Well,
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 8: she doesn't want to get arrested.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 10: So she was kind of forced exactly. So she's yeah,
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 10: I agree.
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 8: It sounds ridiculous, but that's that's that's a ridiculous use.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 8: That's the and or she got painted into.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah he started it, thank you.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 5: Wow they realized have like an impromptu round of.
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 8: Men says, hey, you walk out that door, I'm calling
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 8: the cops on you, and you don't want to get.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 5: Call the cops? Right, No, that I'm pretty so let
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 5: them call the cops. Like, I'm not calling the cops
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 5: over that?
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 9: And also, why did she do what everyone else does
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 9: would give the six dollars for the waffles and write
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 9: a terrible review?
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 21: Yeah?
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Uh. This woman called nine on one to ask
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 5: about some eggs.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 23: Hello, I'm patient breathing. Hello, I need some adze, darling
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 23: change it's the patient breathing. Yeah, I'm all patient. Well
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 23: that you need.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 20: I've got a.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 23: Box of eggs in the fridge.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 19: One of them was cracked and the box has.
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 20: Been opening the fridge overnight.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 7: You keep your box of eggs open?
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 23: We fraid this is the ambulance service. We can't advise
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 23: you about eggs. I'm afraid, not nine this is the
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 23: ambulance service.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, God, she's so nice.
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 9: I'm afraid.
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four Woodie text us check in
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 5: two two nine eight sevens Join fun. Oh, that's gonna
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 5: do it for Tuesday, Noise, Wrap it Up, Getting out
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 5: of here. Full show podcast waiting for you. Just go
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 5: to the Woodieshow dot com or find the woods Show
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 5: podcast wherever you find your favorite podcast. It only seems
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 5: to make sense. Shows your favorite podcasts and jays back
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 5: tomorrow All news show and another opportunity to win a
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 5: one hundred dollars gas card and a hotel room for
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 5: this Saturday night the Woody Show prom. Yeah rule, We'll
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 5: be giving me another hotel room for Maronco Saturday night. Now.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 5: The prom is this Saturday inside the ballroom there at Marongo.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 5: It is free to attend, no rs VP, no ticket necessary.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 5: All gotta do is show up this Saturday at Marongo
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 5: Casino Resort and Spa for the Woody Show prom. Anything
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 5: you got for us between now and Wednesday, you can
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 5: leave on the after hours voicemail a numbers eight seven
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 5: seven forty four Woodie Finals, follow us on social media.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 5: Look for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 5: Gory parting words of wisdom please Yeah.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 14: One day without even realizing it you're gonna do your
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 14: last shot at Jaeger and next thing, you know, you're
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 14: excited about scenery and power washers.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 5: Yep, you'll went, you'll wuncher the adulting world. Yeah, just overnight.
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 5: Although I do have a friend and he's like pushing
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 5: sixty and he's got one of those jaeger Meister machines
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 5: that you see, yeah, that you see like at the
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 5: bars inside damn yeah, hell yeah. Now that man really
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 5: loves him some Jaegermeister. Yeah that was who stream to
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 5: get that kind of like how menace in the One
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 5: Touch Pancake make. Yeah, yeah, the one.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 10: Pancake pancake, One Touch Pancake Maker.
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 5: That's it all right, Well, thank you very much, Greg Gory,
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 5: Thank you so much for giving the Woody Show some
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 5: of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it,
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 5: appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys could
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 5: suck it. Catch back here on Wednesday. Have a great day.
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 5: SMD double M. I quit this bitch,