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Things That Must Go for February 12th 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thigs that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, these are things that must go. Things that are
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  Speaker 2: bugging you are, dear friends of the program, things that
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  Speaker 2: you can't stand anymore. I can't stand it no longer.
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  Speaker 2: So you put down your thing that must go, your
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  Speaker 2: things that must go on a email. You send it
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  Speaker 2: off to us at radio from hell at X ninety
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  Speaker 2: six dot com. You put Musco on the subject line.
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  Speaker 2: Remember that, and when you do this, if we read
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  Speaker 2: yours on the radio, maybe the things will disappear from
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  Speaker 2: your life, we hope. So, Gina, do you want to
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  Speaker 2: go first?
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  Speaker 3: Sure, let's see this from CALLI Hello, my things that
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  Speaker 3: must go? Overhearing a family member say, well, I voted
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  Speaker 3: for Trump, but I didn't think he was going to
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  Speaker 3: do all the things he said he was going to do.
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  Speaker 3: Just let that simmer. For my son doing school report
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  Speaker 3: on representatives for the state of Utah. He picked Mike Lee.
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  Speaker 3: He's only thirteen and he didn't know what he was doing.
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  Speaker 3: But what must go is me having to help do
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  Speaker 3: research on this ass hat and I have to print
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  Speaker 3: out and look at photos of his stupid face.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Last, the lack of acceptable men in this state. I'm
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  Speaker 3: forty five single non lds. I don't want a Trump
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  Speaker 3: loving conservative, Jim obsessed tool who shares Joe Rogan posts
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  Speaker 3: and takes selfies worse. I just want to find my
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  Speaker 3: own Joe. I'm afraid Gena took the last one. Oh well,
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  Speaker 3: thanks for reading hay in there, Cali. There's good guys
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  Speaker 3: out there, are they? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Sure, I don't know any.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see a dear lords and lady, you can use
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  Speaker 3: my name, Thomas Tesla. Trucks must go. They look like
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  Speaker 3: a garbage can on wheels. Why would anyone buy this garbage?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? Because it's less safe than the pinto.
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  Speaker 3: My dog rustles bones he leaves all around the house.
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  Speaker 3: Must go. I keep stepping on them. He's a sensitive
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  Speaker 3: soul and doesn't like it when I scream in pain.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, we've got these Philadelphia Eagles fans breaking into a
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  Speaker 3: laundry truck to throw towels in the air and then
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  Speaker 3: setting that pile of towels on fire. Oh yeah, people
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  Speaker 3: bragging gen Z for not getting credit cards, Why the
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  Speaker 3: hell would they want to get crap rewards? And having
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  Speaker 3: to wait forever for season three premiere of White Lotus
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  Speaker 3: because the actor and writers strike. I'm anxious to hear
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  Speaker 3: a warcry of guttural chanting leading to the misery of wealthy,
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  Speaker 3: sexy people and murder.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, all right, is that it? Yeah, I'll go next.
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  Speaker 2: I got one of my own. When you use your
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  Speaker 2: electric toothbrush and there's a hair stuck in the bristles zone,
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  Speaker 2: and it's a hair that's so fine, and you can't
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  Speaker 2: really even see it, like you go, oh, you take
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  Speaker 2: it out, and you look for the hair and the
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  Speaker 2: toothbrush and you can't see it, and you keep brushing
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  Speaker 2: your teeth and there's a hair in it. Let's see this,
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  Speaker 2: one says. Home buying firms that send my mother what
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  Speaker 2: looks like a legitimate check in the mail for about
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  Speaker 2: half the market value of her house with a small
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  Speaker 2: print not a real check on it must go. These
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  Speaker 2: people are good at their manipulative marketing tactics. My mother
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  Speaker 2: becomes fixated on the high dollar amount on the check
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  Speaker 2: and take. It takes me forever to explain to her
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  Speaker 2: that her house is worth a lot more than what's
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  Speaker 2: on the check, And in her advancing years, it's getting
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  Speaker 2: more difficult to reason with her as to where she
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  Speaker 2: plans to live as she abruptly sells her home to
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  Speaker 2: these vultures. That's from Johnny B. Also, lymphoma needs to go,
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  Speaker 2: he says. This one says my grain headaches. I get
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  Speaker 2: them when a low pressure comes in, not being able
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  Speaker 2: to sleep, people mumbling, please speak clearly. It's not that
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  Speaker 2: I can't hear, it's that you mumble.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: And Trump Musk and the whole effing crew love you guys.
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  Speaker 2: You can use my name. It's Jenna. And then finally
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  Speaker 2: this one, good morning, Lord's okay to use my name Shane.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of muscos Here. About thirty five years ago,
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  Speaker 2: at the age of thirteen, I was hit by a van.
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  Speaker 2: The bumper hit me in the face and broke multiple
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  Speaker 2: bones in my face, broke my nose, my orbitals, broke
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  Speaker 2: the jaw in five places, split the hard palette, knock
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  Speaker 2: my top teeth out, and because of the facial reconstruction,
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  Speaker 2: I can't have implants, so I've had dentures for thirty
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  Speaker 2: four years. Well, the must go here is that I
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  Speaker 2: was washing my car and I sneezed so hard that
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  Speaker 2: my denture flew out. And I'll be damned if it
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  Speaker 2: didn't go into the drain. Of course it did so
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  Speaker 2: in a blackwater. Hell, they are laying in a nine
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  Speaker 2: foot hole, damn it. So now I'll be toothless and
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  Speaker 2: ruthless for a week, praying like hell that video doesn't
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  Speaker 2: end up on YouTube.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Next seminis on Legacy Highway must go. Truck drivers who
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  Speaker 2: don't check their tires also retreading tires must go. That's dangerous.
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  Speaker 2: The majority of those that tire garbage you see on
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  Speaker 2: the road on the Highway, it's because they have not
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  Speaker 2: the tires have not been retreaded correctly. And then, lastly, Carrie,
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  Speaker 2: you play the Common People song by Shatner? Yes, and
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  Speaker 2: when I hear it, the Shatner version sticks, And unfortunately
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  Speaker 2: I think it's the best version it is, which is vile.
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  Speaker 2: I know, it's despicable and would probably make me lose
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  Speaker 2: my next venture.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for the time, your friend, Shane aka the Gummer
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  Speaker 2: Gary and Gummer.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let's see this one from Tasha. Thing that
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  Speaker 4: must go is produce bags. I'm vertically impaired. The stores
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  Speaker 4: love to place their bags up high. Oh yeah, making
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  Speaker 4: me look stupid trying to get water, having to walk
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  Speaker 4: around to find the ones in other areas that are placed,
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  Speaker 4: practically keep them at a normal level. And also why
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  Speaker 4: did you make them child proof? It's just impossible to
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  Speaker 4: get them open.
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  Speaker 2: Do what I do, take your own produce bags to the.
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  Speaker 4: Store, or just a little bit of water from like
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  Speaker 4: the lettuce or something, and then that'll help you.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see this one from Tristan of the Most West
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  Speaker 4: of Jordan's doorbell in commercials must go. There must be
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  Speaker 4: something inbred in dogs. Mine has never heard a real
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  Speaker 4: doorbell because I don't have one. The second one rings
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  Speaker 4: on TV, he goes absolutely nuts. Also, can we get
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  Speaker 4: rid of car horns and crashes and sirens and radio?
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  Speaker 4: Same reason? But for me, nothing like a fake emergency
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  Speaker 4: to give me an unnecessary panic attack while driving. Let's see, Tony,
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  Speaker 4: things that must go? Not getting tickets early enough for
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  Speaker 4: the not Safe for Work brunch before they sell out, Well, Tony,
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  Speaker 4: be paying attention next week.
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  Speaker 3: Got another.
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  Speaker 2: I've got an event coming, I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: The light bulbs in my van headlights getting burnt out,
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  Speaker 4: and they're stubborn to pull out the restore of the flag.
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  Speaker 4: People wanting to impeach Governor Spencer Cox.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why they must go.
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  Speaker 4: Let him fight, That's my answer. The Sundance Film Festival,
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  Speaker 4: not having anything worth watching and having to miss out
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  Speaker 4: on the screening of Love hurts tonight. I wanted to
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  Speaker 4: see kay Hugh kick some butt. Oh and tenants being
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  Speaker 4: late with rent, says Tony. Brody says he's got nothing
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  Speaker 4: but complaints about his apartment. Brody, your Utah transplant emailing
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  Speaker 4: you from the most wrecks of bergs. These are my
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  Speaker 4: Musco's apartment edition. I live in the ground floor, corner
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  Speaker 4: unit by the stairs. The ass hat tesla driver no plates,
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  Speaker 4: no tags, not disabled, keeps parking in the handicap spot,
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  Speaker 4: just to say so that they can charge their dumb car.
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  Speaker 4: Other cars have been ticketed for doing this, but the
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  Speaker 4: Tesla hasn't yet. My neighbors use all their weight to
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  Speaker 4: race down the stairs.
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  Speaker 2: In the mornings. That must go boo.
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  Speaker 4: I can hear them from the third floor. I work nights,
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  Speaker 4: so my bedtimes around one am. The race starts at seven.
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  Speaker 4: My apartment's natural temperatures must go. The complex does not
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  Speaker 4: have vents running through It only has a single wall
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  Speaker 4: mounted unit in the hallway that pushes out into the
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  Speaker 4: living room. I'm overheating in my bedroom and have been
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  Speaker 4: slow with the windows open while it's fifteen degrees outside.
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  Speaker 4: It's only gets worse in the summer. Thank you make
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  Speaker 4: these must goes go
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  Speaker 1: Begs that must go on the radio The Well Show