Latest / overslept w/ chris laker / just dance - sep 13 2026
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- Chris Laker: I saw Bleachers at the Troubadour last night. Insane show. The Troubadour is a legendary LA venue. I can't believe it's still around. Usually legendary venues get turned into a T D bank or something. But yeah, it it's a small place. So they just blew it out and incredible energy. It was I was having the best time at this show. I'm up in the VIP section because I'm a VIP. I'm like leaning on the railing. This is how I'm watching the whole show. I'm leaning on the railing up above in the this VIP section. And I'm I don't know, most of the show is over. Then I get a tap on the shoulder as when my friend, my friend taps me on the shoulder, he points to this woman, she's like, I can't see. I gave her a confused look. 'Cause it was like, Well, I've been standing in the same spot forever. And now you can't but I was like, All right, I was able to move back and basically see almost as good. I don't wanna block somebody's view. but I was like I was like, that's weird. And then I found out after the show talking to my friend, she was saying, dance with me. The her and her friend wanted us to dance with them, which I wouldn't have done, but it's a nicer thing than saying, I can't see. How many times has somebody said something to me and I interpreted it as get out of my way and they're saying dance with me? or I reacted angrily at something I've took as an insult. I didn't react angrily to this woman, but I was annoyed. And it was like kind of annoy. And then after the show my friends talked to me, it's like, yeah, those w women they wanted to dance with. I was like, she didn't ask to dance. She said she couldn't see. those don't even sound that much alike. I'm just ready for a fight. The next time somebody says something that I think is like, Hey, get out of my way or insulting me in some way or a slight, I'm gonna ask if they wanna dance. but I don't dance. That's the other thing, is I never dance. I wouldn't have danced with them because I'd be like, That's I don't I don't do it. I don't feel comfortable. It's almost uncomfortable to not dance in certain situations, but I can't bring myself to do it. Ever since I quit drinking. that's when I stop dancing. I need something to loosen the inhibition to dance if I drink, I'll dance, but then a lot of other things might happen that will make me have to leave the party. That has happened. I have had to leave parties that I was dancing at and having a lot of fun because I don't even know. I don't understand what I'm doing. when I'm really dancing, I'll have like mini blackouts where I won't remember like a few minutes and somebody's mad at me. I'm like, what? What happened? We were having a good time and and yeah, no, I did something fucked up. So yeah, I can't drink. But I could learn to dance. I should start dancing, is the point. Okay. Let's get to the news. This is Reddit news headlines sorted by Hot. Alaska drops voter misconduct cases against American Samoans who checked US citizen box. you're not a US citizen, apparently, if you're an American Samoan, which that's you still are subject to the laws. the United States, you have a US passport, not a citizen, you can't vote. That seems wrong. but they check the box at US c it's confusing though. I think that well that's why it got dro to be like, you're committing voter fraud, you have to know you're doing that. So it's like, hey I got a US passport, I'm living in Alaska Which is barely a state anyway. Yeah, I guess I can vote here. And you can't, but at least the case is dropped. Stupid. They should be allowed to vote. I know there's a lot of things going on, but American Samoans shouldn't be disenfranchised from voting. Turkish police detained dozens in raids on gay bars and homes of LGBTQ plus activists. Turkey. You you know you can't fight rock and roll. The gay people are gonna be in your country. They're good for the economy. Stop being fucking stupid. what do you want? A country without gay people? That's impossible and no fun. So cut the bullshit. What do you think's gonna happen if there's no gay bars? They're fun. I was just walking to West Hollywood last night after I left the Troubadour. And it's just it's a party. And I'm not going into the bar, I'm not drinking, I'm not dancing. I did almost feel like dancing at that point when I was walking by the gay bar. it's just a good vibe to have around your town. They like cats in Turkey, that's cool. But this is this is not cool, Turkey. So you're on notice from me. Not cool. US officials secretly flew diplomat out of UK after indecent image allegations. And I believe these images were of minors, which the administration sort of loves. It's better if you're rich. So this diplomat, he's into something and they just get him out of there Bring him back to the United States and then see if we can't make those charges go away. the misunderstanding. Just get him out of England and he can't go back. Carney pushes the idea of making Canada associate member of EU, Wall Street Journal reports. Why not go all the way? Why associate member? Just become the part of the EU. Now Canada's part of the EU. Maybe Mexico gets in there. Now the United States, surrounded by Europe. How's that gonna be? Maybe California? California join the EU? Can we become associate members? Is that a special line at the border don't have an EU passport, but I'm an associate member. That should be somewhat of an express. Well good luck Canada with becoming an associate member. And then you'll work your way up, I'm sure, in no time. You'll be European. Russia hits Ukrainian trains shortly after Boris Johnson and top European officials leave station. Boris Johnson's still around? I know that's not the important part of the story, but I haven't seen that name in a while. that goofy motherfucker, what's he doing over there? They're talking of Boris Johnson. weren't the Russians involved in Brexit a little bit? they didn't mind it. they drone a train. But they didn't drone their train. They just happened to be this is I was there just before that happen. Well, you weren't there then. they knew when they were going there. They're not gonna hit it when there's real repercussions. and I think nobody was hurt. They hit the engine of the train. yeah, Good thing they didn't kill Boris Johnson, I guess. Albany investigator arrested for allegedly using flock camera to track ex girlfriend. This is k insane how much. Like I had to check this story to see is this the same story? No. This woman's tracking her ex girlfriend, this is the flock camera. If you are in a relationship with somebody who has access to the flock camera, guess what? When you break up, you're getting flocked. Actually, they'll probably do it when you're in a relationship. But if you're in a relationship, you're probably sharing locations. If you're with a flocker, they're definitely gonna make you share your iPhone location. So they'll just look at that. Then you break up, no longer share location. no, you you're no longer sharing location. Guess what? You are. Because I I got the flock camera. And this isn't even a cop investigator. She had access to the flock. So you're gonna take a look. And then once you take a look once, ooh, you wanna look again. What about now? How about now? Where is she? Where is she? Just on your mind. and where's the other one that she's been talking to? Let's look at that. once you look, you can't stop. It's it's addictive. And I know. Because I spied on my ex-wife's computer. And I was right. Pennsylvania reports apparent third measles related death amid outbreak. That was preventable. But Pennsylvania's a big state. You think three people died of measles out of everybody in the state? Only three? It's not that big of a deal. That's what RFK might think. that's how he goes to sleep, and I was like, Three You know? Isn't that like better than everybody getting the vaccine that really doesn't do anything but I think causes Yeah, RFK Jr. is, in my opinion, responsible for some deaths. and in some other people's opinions, I think. Search underway for Indonesian passenger ship carrying at least two hundred and forty people after it loses contact. We need flock cameras out on the water. That's where they'd be useful. You wouldn't mind being spied on if your boat was missing or you were cast away. where is she now? my ex girlfriend isn't answering my my weird text. she's cast away on an island. we should get her some help. Four dead in Louisiana stabbing spree as police search for person of interest. So he's still running around, the stabber. And a mass stabbing, four dead, that's a lot. For a shooting, that's a lot. A mass shooting, it's loud, you know to run. Stabbing, you just hear somebody yell, you're like, hey, what's that what's that over there? And then you don't even know to run. That could be a an NRA slogan. Guns, they're loud. knives, very quiet. I'm not pro NRA. I'm not trying to give them actual slogans, but it if I saw them using that as an argument. I would think, well, that's pretty smart. because I thought of it, that's why I would think it was smart. Miami woman threw bucket of poop on neighbors she accused of sleeping with husband, cops say. Bucket of poop. that's in the headline, poop. I don't think you should have poop in the headline. It should be feces or excrement. Something scientific. Poop. why don't you just put the little the poop emoji there? let's dumb it down even further. So is this human or if it's dog shit, then it is not that big of a deal. That is a fine. You can't do that, but it's like dog shit. If it is human shit, this woman needs to be thrown in jail for the rest of her life. I'm I think it's probably human shit that it made a headline. And even if she did it, she slept with your husband. I mean, come on. People get cheated on. you walk away. She did you a favor. You found out your husband is not a good dude. You get to walk away with your head head held high, say you cheated on me with the neighbor. He didn't even go a few blocks away, didn't have the decency to leave the block. And you go, get on the apps, and you have a nice time. But now you're a shithrower, and who's gonna wanna be a part of that?