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Michael Blackson Interview · The Breakfast Club

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Speaker 1: Real people, real celebrity joined the Breakfast Morning. Everybody is
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Speaker 1: DJ m vy, Angela Yee, Charlomane the guy. We are
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Speaker 1: the Breakfast Club. We have our African brother in the building.
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Speaker 1: What's up? You might have mother suck guys. I'm good.
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Speaker 1: You know, it's pleasures been back, man, things haven't changed,
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Speaker 1: Michael Black and changed. I didn't even recognize you. I
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Speaker 1: didn't recognize you, man, last of my head was the
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Speaker 1: same complexion. Nobody is black. You are the same complexion,
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Speaker 1: because the damn like, ain't nobody been as black as you?
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Speaker 1: I can't mane, you know, Michael Jackson on me so good?
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Speaker 1: It ain't that terrible nice? This is so good that
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Speaker 1: is scraped the toast a little bit. I mean, what
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Speaker 1: was yours like? Because people you have it like a
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Speaker 1: skin disorder something skin discoloration. As Marlon Wayne said, I
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Speaker 1: was fifty shades of black. And then one time he
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Speaker 1: told me I look like a rot will in the
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Speaker 1: face because I was black and brown and now you're
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Speaker 1: just just brown top now, Michael Blacksmim's actually in the
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Speaker 1: Dominican Republic Memorial Weekend when I was out there, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and I know the women were going crazy over you
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Speaker 1: out there. They were. I listen. I didn't do nothing,
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Speaker 1: but the women were going crazy. So there were Yeah,
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Speaker 1: the party, it was crazy. It was pretty wild out there.
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Speaker 1: I had. I had a really nice time. You wear
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Speaker 1: condoms when you go to them kind of place. Let
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Speaker 1: me tell you something. I wear a condom in to
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Speaker 1: sleep when I go to the commonplaces, I don't. I
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Speaker 1: don't trust the women in my dreams in that country. Okay,
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Speaker 1: so yeah, I got the condoms. Now, you always get
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Speaker 1: linked to random people like um carly Red. That was
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Speaker 1: the latest one since you were dating Card from Love
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Speaker 1: and Hip Hop Atlanta. We saw her in top five.
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Speaker 1: He was like, I had to get me some of that.
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Speaker 1: You know, we're gonna start party and next thing is
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Speaker 1: saying we go together. I'm like, where did you get
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Speaker 1: these things from? I didn't make it out. I'm just
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Speaker 1: saying I saw homeless dating a zeless comic. I'm like,
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Speaker 1: don't get any lower than that. Man. It is, but
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Speaker 1: you have been doing some weird things. Like first of all,
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Speaker 1: how are you going in on a town? He started,
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Speaker 1: You know what, I start to roast a town. I
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Speaker 1: don't listen, man, I don't care you know it's my thing. Right.
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Speaker 1: It all started I had I had his jacket. I
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Speaker 1: wore his jacket one time and Jack no no, I
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Speaker 1: had his jacket over. Later I looked on on social
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Speaker 1: media and this this guy is win the same Jack.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, why he's getting five thousand the show, plus
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Speaker 1: it's monthly at the same place. I say, so, I
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Speaker 1: just I said, you know, I'm burning my show. I
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Speaker 1: haven't won that jacket since so then you know. Then
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Speaker 1: he replied back what he said, and that's how you talking.
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Speaker 1: He got a shocked teeth. I don't he had really
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Speaker 1: bad plan. What's up to Barack Obama play. They don't
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Speaker 1: have their own special kids. I don't know if the
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Speaker 1: special sensations that get it. I don't know. So he's
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Speaker 1: like he can't. He came back, you know, he came
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Speaker 1: back at me and said, well, the reason why you
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Speaker 1: had that jacket on because um, your son, because you
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Speaker 1: Mightael black son. I said, all right, you're gonna get it.
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Speaker 1: You he said, he said you were his son. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: he's always his son. I just went on him and
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Speaker 1: his partner snap snacks. I said, he looked more like
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Speaker 1: a full meal. The people give you flat like, hey, man,
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Speaker 1: you can't be picking on the slow killer. Yeah, I
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Speaker 1: don't I pick on anybody. I don't care well what
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Speaker 1: we get five dollars woman? But what' damn? What am
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Speaker 1: I doing wrong? I know I'm cuting and we please woving?
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Speaker 1: Looked like he has done got a restrain it one
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Speaker 1: on each other. He's dennists, I mean loving. Just look
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Speaker 1: a hot mess. Did you guys see that girl that
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Speaker 1: was kissing him on the mouth and now she's embarrassed.
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Speaker 1: The video was out everywhere. She tacking people to take
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Speaker 1: it down. Please take this down. He get kisses. I
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Speaker 1: can't get nothing, man, I got it. Do you feel
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Speaker 1: like we were laughing at these people or should we
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Speaker 1: be not? Honestly, I'm happy for them, okay, because you know,
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Speaker 1: there's nothing like special people finally getting No. No, I
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Speaker 1: don't mean like that. That's that's what make America so great,
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Speaker 1: is that you could be popular, whatever you are, whatever
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Speaker 1: you do, and it's good for those special kids. Now,
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Speaker 1: other special kids don't feel special, But don't they kind
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Speaker 1: of bother you because you're a talented comedian and you've
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Speaker 1: been out here grinding all these years, and this guy
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Speaker 1: come out of nowhere. You might walk in the room,
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Speaker 1: everybody's like, oh hey, town, you were like you motherfuckers.
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Speaker 1: I've been out there. I'm not a hater. I know
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Speaker 1: you are you Yeah, I don't hate they're doing something
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Speaker 1: I feel, you know, I just feel happy for the
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Speaker 1: other special. I want everybody to feel special, like I
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Speaker 1: came from another country. Yeah, people ain't funny when I
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Speaker 1: first came to America. I mean they're still do. I mean,
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Speaker 1: you go on social media. They killed me all the time.
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Speaker 1: But I made I made it happen for the Africans
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Speaker 1: that these guys make it happen for the special people.
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Speaker 1: But everybody, you do it for the you know people
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Speaker 1: that you just scared everybody. You know, everybody can feel
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Speaker 1: good about themselves. I feel like people laughing at them,
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Speaker 1: though not with them. Um, you know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 1: Didn't know why. I think it passed that now they
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Speaker 1: just they're just happy for them, with a mixture of
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Speaker 1: sorry for them, with a mixture of glad you made
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Speaker 1: it just you know. But what happens when this all
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Speaker 1: weirds off? Now now I'm not going back to being
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Speaker 1: special getting my goodness. No. I think as long as
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Speaker 1: they got to reinvent himself every time. You can't just
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Speaker 1: keep you know, got them. Now you gotta do other things.
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Speaker 1: You gotta go figure something. I don't know about that one.
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Speaker 1: But now he's kissing girls. That's the pride now yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: probably see who could you could kiss? I do use
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Speaker 1: them as an example. Oka, I'd be like, if they're
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Speaker 1: getting five thousand in the show, I don't want to
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Speaker 1: hit nobody complaining about not get no money in America.
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Speaker 1: You can figure it out. My goodness. Now let's talk
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Speaker 1: about what Acon did for Africa. I'm very proud of Acon. Acon. Um,
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Speaker 1: you know, he's six hundred million people. I can't barely
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Speaker 1: put light build in my house, you know what. I'm
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Speaker 1: so congratulates the Akon. He's doing his thing. You know.
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Speaker 1: But Akin's from you know, he's from Senegal, West Africa,
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Speaker 1: gone via Ghana. We are very dark. I thought that's
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Speaker 1: what the Jewish people worship it Senegal. My goodness, is
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Speaker 1: my little accident. This is okay man, you know, I'm
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Speaker 1: sure properly. But the thing with Akin is like, you know,
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Speaker 1: he did all that. That's I'm so proud of him.
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Speaker 1: But I really think he really put the lights there
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Speaker 1: so you could see his family after seven pm because
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Speaker 1: they are real dog in that part of Africa, you know.
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Speaker 1: But whatever the reason, I'm proud of him. Congratulations. People
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Speaker 1: are upset that the Caitlyn Jennis story seems to be
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Speaker 1: overshadowing positive things like what Akon is doing? That's guy?
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Speaker 1: And he said his kids who still call him pop?
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Speaker 1: What kind of father are you? I mean, I guess
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Speaker 1: because of the transition. You know, it's hard hard to
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Speaker 1: just go from calling somebody pop for sixty five years
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Speaker 1: the mama or what the heck? Who? No? He definitely
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Speaker 1: better than Russell. No, I'm not nothing. No he bitch,
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Speaker 1: no she No, he holds s her mister miss so
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Speaker 1: man a bitch, no motherfus. I'm not know Caitlyn or
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Speaker 1: nothing that used to be anything. But you have to
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Speaker 1: be I need to see vagina baby pictures before. I mean,
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Speaker 1: I cannot be no no chances vaga baby pictures. What
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Speaker 1: if when you were younger, your dad came to you
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Speaker 1: and was like, you know, I think I want to
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Speaker 1: be a woman. You think you still know? I'm not dad? Man?
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Speaker 1: You crazy got my favor The village with my village
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Speaker 1: would dis own you get to you, you get your heat,
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Speaker 1: bitch out of here. You think America got too much freedom, man,
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Speaker 1: because like you said, you said your village is on you.
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Speaker 1: It's certain things. Yeah, you just can't do that the country.
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Speaker 1: You know what, I just shows the Saudi Arabia sade
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Speaker 1: of ribs real straight man. If they caught you doing
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Speaker 1: something like that, they take it to the like the
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Speaker 1: tallest building, they just drop you. That's what I heard.
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Speaker 1: You know. So what if you did a show and
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Speaker 1: nothing but Caitlyn jen has showed up the whole room
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Speaker 1: full of trans gender people. But they have a sense
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Speaker 1: of humor. The jokes, yes they do. They need to.
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Speaker 1: If you get your boss cut off, you could take
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Speaker 1: a joke. That is a very true statement. But what
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Speaker 1: do you decide to say, Okay, I'm not going to
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Speaker 1: discuss this. Like do you look at the audience you
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Speaker 1: and say, okay, there's too many this type of you
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Speaker 1: know what, not anymore. I'm not gonna I don't change
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Speaker 1: my ask for anybody. I'm gonna give him a show.
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Speaker 1: But you read the audience on your like I do.
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Speaker 1: As a professional and a veteran, you know you're supposed
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Speaker 1: to read your audience and make adjustments. But I'm not
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Speaker 1: gonna make too much of it. I'm not gonna walk
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Speaker 1: away from what I you know, what people know me
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Speaker 1: to do. What kind of crowd is the toughest crowd,
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Speaker 1: you would say, Uh, toughest in what I mean? There's
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Speaker 1: something jokes right like the Southern. If you go more south,
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Speaker 1: they don't get out of the joke, you know what
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Speaker 1: I mean. But you're saying we slow. I'm from the South.
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Speaker 1: That mean you're here now I'm being for a while.
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Speaker 1: I'm saying that that's go way deep like some part
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Speaker 1: of the Mississippi where I think I just still slaves.
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Speaker 1: They probably don't even know the free I saw two
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Speaker 1: days like here, listen, just follow me ninety five north
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Speaker 1: free let's go. So, how do you feel about the
9:07
Speaker 1: white Rhinos? What the hell the white rhinos? I don't hear.
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Speaker 1: It's a white Ryan. It's a white Rhino that they're keeping. Uh.
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Speaker 1: They keep him safe because it's only one left, and
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Speaker 1: they want him to make this one male left and
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Speaker 1: they want him to meet with the other white Rhinos
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Speaker 1: in Africa. You supposed to know what's going on in
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Speaker 1: five military guards securing this white Rhino. Seriously, Yes, what
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Speaker 1: country I forgot to Dan? Yeah, I don't know, Mike
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Speaker 1: ye Man, I thought Africa's rep all Africa. I just
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Speaker 1: don't let it follow me on Instagram. That's about I
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Speaker 1: don't keep up with Sudan. Sudan just got too much
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Speaker 1: going on. Do you go back to Africa line? I do.
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Speaker 1: It's been a wild last miles of Africa is actually
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Speaker 1: Ethiopia lass about four years ago. I did the show
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Speaker 1: there thatcher, that's that's east Your nice, beautiful and great foodn't.
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Speaker 1: I don't like East African food. I'm more of a
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Speaker 1: West African food. Then they got east side on west side?
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Speaker 1: East side? What side? I read a story, um that
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Speaker 1: you got robbed in Atlanta semi robbery? Man, what's a
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Speaker 1: semi robbery? I got my back that before before I
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Speaker 1: left out. Was it with a pistol? They said it
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Speaker 1: had a pistol, but you know, I didn't want to
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Speaker 1: take a chance and find out that really did or not.
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Speaker 1: Where were you in a club? These dudes robbed me
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Speaker 1: in the right and broad in the middle of the club.
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Speaker 1: Monks people happened, so, I mean one section and dude
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Speaker 1: tapping like, look, these guys are big fans of yours.
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Speaker 1: Can you come down to take a picture next you know,
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Speaker 1: I'm getting robbed. That's crazy from you jewelry. But then
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Speaker 1: somebody I knew knew somebody and end up giving that
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Speaker 1: all back. Did you handle cash on you? Like three hands?
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Speaker 1: Didn't take that? I never got back, damn all in
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Speaker 1: the club club. That's crazy that people could just run
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Speaker 1: and then you know the people that know them. Doesn't
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Speaker 1: make you feel like man. Then later on, you know,
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Speaker 1: later on somebody that knew the person then come out
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Speaker 1: and apologize, Hey, we didn't know it was They know
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Speaker 1: it was you know, not that you know it's me.
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Speaker 1: They didn't know that this person knew me. Okay, you
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Speaker 1: screaming for help. No, you're in the middle of the club, man,
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Speaker 1: Why screaming like a bitch? Please? These guys are robbing me.
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Speaker 1: These bitches are right police. So after that, did you
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Speaker 1: stay in the club or did you No? I left
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Speaker 1: after that, like I still got bottles on the table.
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Speaker 1: Did you feel bad? I mean I felt It's never
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Speaker 1: happened ever. Knock on board, Like my biggest fans are
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Speaker 1: like thugs, but like I guess, like I never have
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Speaker 1: ever had a problem, but these were like some young boys. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: it's so good. I got my stuff back. Now you
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Speaker 1: also have a movie that just came out recently, right,
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Speaker 1: I did my own movie. Man. I got tired winning
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Speaker 1: Hollywood to give me a movie, so I did my own. Baby.
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Speaker 1: I am in a movie that's gonna come out in
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Speaker 1: theater soon with Mike Epps and everybody else. It's called
12:14
Speaker 1: Meet the Blacks. It's like a spoof of the Purge.
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Speaker 1: So look out for that. Yeah. Yeah, Mike Abs, Um,
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Speaker 1: Gary every Mike Tyson, Um, Charlie Murphy, We're all in that.
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Speaker 1: Do you ever get tired of going on auditions and stuff? Man? Oh,
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Speaker 1: I got tied to my agents and more auditions. Oh
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Speaker 1: this is a cutchity bias, man, Yeah, you gonna take me.
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Speaker 1: I went on for African parts. I couldn't even get
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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But I'm not it's a
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Speaker 1: better African than an African. So they was hiring Americans
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Speaker 1: to be Africans exactly. Damn. Yeah, So I don't do that.
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Speaker 1: My whole goal is to eventually and I'm like Chris
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Speaker 1: Rock and do my own movies and do my own things.
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Speaker 1: When you say coaching leaue bias. What do you mean?
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Speaker 1: I just mean, like, you know, you sent me in
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Speaker 1: on audition with some blond head lady, you know, and
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Speaker 1: you want me to please help with my acting skills,
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Speaker 1: you know, not knowing that you know that you don't
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Speaker 1: understand why I could bring to this state where I
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Speaker 1: could bring to this screen the audience that I have,
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Speaker 1: the people that want to see me. She would understand
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Speaker 1: that she's looking for a particular type of acting skills.
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Speaker 1: You know. Most of the time they do auditions because
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Speaker 1: they have to do it, you know, But ninety nine
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Speaker 1: percent of the time they already know who they want
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Speaker 1: to have, the actors already at you. So I to
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Speaker 1: my agent, no more. He's in fact, I'm supposed to
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Speaker 1: do on while I'm here, Like tomorrow, I said, I'm
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Speaker 1: not gonna be available. I don't want to do the
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Speaker 1: more auditions. Do you feel like there's a lot more
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Speaker 1: roles available now? Like? Are you getting a lot more?
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Speaker 1: Because they keep on saying that all these movie companies
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Speaker 1: are trying to be more diverse and a lot more
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Speaker 1: diverse cast, So do you feel like there's a lot
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Speaker 1: more out there? I mean, if they're gonna call me
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Speaker 1: and give them to me. Yes, um, they probably are.
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Speaker 1: I mean because there's so much more networks. I mean
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Speaker 1: Netflix is doing a lot, a lot, and then, um,
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Speaker 1: I mean so many more networks. So yeah, there are
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Speaker 1: a lot more stuff going on. But what if you
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Speaker 1: miss your blessing? Man, what if it's that one audition?
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Speaker 1: You'd be like, I ain't going on, But that'd be
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Speaker 1: the one that changed amazing stories you read. I could
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Speaker 1: read the script and be like this the one the
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Speaker 1: woman audition today tomorrow is for like Atlanta rapper, Like
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Speaker 1: where am I gonna I'm gonna need to like eat
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Speaker 1: a lot of corn? No, I can't eat what they shouting?
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Speaker 1: Man got that being? I ain't got that. I ain't
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Speaker 1: got that. I can't do that every wasting my time
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Speaker 1: and the castle agents and you've been around for a
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Speaker 1: long people should know what you do. But you know
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Speaker 1: what I do. So the movie is to do your
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Speaker 1: own movies. Now that's the goal. I mean, don't get wrong,
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Speaker 1: I'm getting like that, Like they meet the Blacks, I
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Speaker 1: don't have the audition to that. The producer and the
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Speaker 1: director say, let's get Michael Blacks. Let's get a little duple.
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Speaker 1: Let's get that. You know, so there are people, a
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Speaker 1: few people out there that do have the respect for us.
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Speaker 1: They're gonna call us and put us in movies. But
14:47
Speaker 1: you know, you know, your competition is the A towns
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Speaker 1: and the welves now and all these instagram No, you
14:55
Speaker 1: know they're trying to start. They want to do stand up,
14:58
Speaker 1: stand up. It's a whole different world. I mean, those
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Speaker 1: guy eyes out trying it out, and they're doing really
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Speaker 1: bombing because just because you got a fifteen second video
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Speaker 1: doesn't even mean you're gonna go on stage and entertain
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Speaker 1: a bunch of mature audience. Those guys that are watching
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Speaker 1: videos are those fourteen fifteen year old kids online, the
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Speaker 1: people that paid thirty forty dollars up forty year old
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Speaker 1: people that work hard for that money. I come up
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Speaker 1: there there putting a wig on and doing that every
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Speaker 1: tardest stuff. They're not going for that. No disrespect to
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Speaker 1: my colleagues, Distrectory. Not anytime in Wellman, I didn't mean
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Speaker 1: that those are my homeiats those you know, they're really
15:33
Speaker 1: my homie anytime, my homie from Philly, uh and not
15:37
Speaker 1: live in La So Welvin is now my homie in La.
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Speaker 1: You know he was in summer jam Like, yeahy go,
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Speaker 1: He's kissing everybody in the mob. Man giving women genor
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Speaker 1: visors instantly, instantly, Hys directed me in the mouth. Now
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Speaker 1: recently Kim Kardashian boar Kanye like this crazy birthday present? Right,
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Speaker 1: she rented out the Staples Center and had a basketball
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Speaker 1: game justin Bieber John Legend. All those people are there.
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Speaker 1: What's the nicest thing anybody's ever done for you for
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Speaker 1: I've never been always every I always meet the brook
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Speaker 1: bitches in my life. Man, I never, even on my birthday,
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Speaker 1: didn't want to borrow money. Damn. You know what, I
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Speaker 1: don't recall. I'm trying to think of the nicest thing
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Speaker 1: I ever got ever from a woman. This is a shame.
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Speaker 1: This is a really shit. I just that's why you
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Speaker 1: got to day the Kardashi and or Jenna Man Caitlyn
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Speaker 1: wide open, bro Caitlyn or Chris Caitlin. We're probably about
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Speaker 1: you some nice stuff though, I'm not gonna lie. You
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Speaker 1: got money. He's getting one hundred and fifty in apparents.
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Speaker 1: Man who Caitlyn Jenna to peelware the talks to get
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Speaker 1: talk to be standing up, Michael, you're getting one hundred
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Speaker 1: and fifty in appearance. Man, you never got a nice present,
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Speaker 1: you know now, I've never I remember. Oh no, no,
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Speaker 1: you know what I um? I mean I got a belt?
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Speaker 1: What kind of belt I got at my birthday? My
17:01
Speaker 1: last birthday? But I'm talking. We talk some kid that
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Speaker 1: wants somebody like going. You really turned me on for,
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Speaker 1: you know, for my girl to be like, you know what,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay pay your mortgage this month. It would
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Speaker 1: be nice. I'll make my nipple. Was hard. We had
17:16
Speaker 1: Timothy the Laghetto up here. He's a YouTube sensation. He
17:20
Speaker 1: paid his mama mortgage off off YouTube. It just wasn't
17:25
Speaker 1: off YouTube, be invested in the company that they sold that.
17:27
Speaker 1: I just said that I want to piss him off.
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Speaker 1: But you know what, I recently sent my mother to
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Speaker 1: an just came out, guest. I sent up to England.
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Speaker 1: That's hot. My mom has been working ten years. Man,
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Speaker 1: you make money. People. People don't realize how much money
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Speaker 1: comedians make. Now we do good. I mean it's like
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Speaker 1: not everybody, not everybody step you know, you gotta keep
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Speaker 1: yourself relevant in comedy word, you know. So, I mean
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Speaker 1: I'm selling tickets. You know, that's the most import If
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Speaker 1: you're not selling, nobody's gonna book you. You at Carolina
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Speaker 1: this weekend six shows. Wow, that's about eighty grand right there,
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Speaker 1: and I pack shop and let'm be saying that crap. No,
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Speaker 1: that's good because I mean, like I went to Townlines
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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks agoing sometimes comedians don't sell out,
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Speaker 1: they got to close the shade in the back. Michael
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Speaker 1: gonna away at least seventy to eighty grand, and he
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Speaker 1: puts on the show. He puts on a show. So
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Speaker 1: I'm definitely going this weekend go check him out. How
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Speaker 1: we're gonna be in Houston. He's here Friday, Saturday and
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Speaker 1: Sunday and we leave. I'm not coming back to your Sunday.
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Speaker 1: You come Sunday night. Yeah, I can make a Sunday night.
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Speaker 1: You're not there on Thursday Thursday? Okay, so good, you
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Speaker 1: could do tomorrow. There you go. I'm guaranteed that. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: But the Twin Boys, one of the twins that were here,
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Speaker 1: you got in trouble last time. What I do I forgot,
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Speaker 1: I don't remember. We had this said something about your
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Speaker 1: boy head and then you said something like your nuts
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Speaker 1: up ball or something. I don't think he was here.
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Speaker 1: Who wasn't She wasn't here. I don't think she was here.
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Speaker 1: Remember what he was going on? Charlemaine and was like next,
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Speaker 1: I didn't remember he said that. Yeah, he said he
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Speaker 1: said your balls a ball or something like that. It
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Speaker 1: was funny. I had a huge argument about child support
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Speaker 1: yesterday because some guys, it's not bad. We we took
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Speaker 1: it out of court. Pick. Okay, so you agreed on something,
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Speaker 1: So agree on something. Some guys feel like child support
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Speaker 1: is like the worst thing in the world. When a
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Speaker 1: woman takes you to court, it is support. It's for
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Speaker 1: it's for death. Be dads, not father that. I want
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Speaker 1: to be in the kids like no woman. You know,
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Speaker 1: and she she originally she did go to court, and
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Speaker 1: she did it just because weren't together anymore. And then
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Speaker 1: you know, the core thing is it's a hassle. It
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Speaker 1: takes your time. She got tired of going in and
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Speaker 1: out of there every two to three months. I got
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Speaker 1: tired of going so we decided to take it out
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Speaker 1: of court. She never had to take it to court.
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Speaker 1: I love my kids of death. In fact, I would
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Speaker 1: love to when and when they reached that age where
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Speaker 1: they go to court and say where they want to live,
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Speaker 1: you know. And that's why I'm gonna take them to
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Speaker 1: court and try to get custody of my kids. I
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Speaker 1: want to be with my kids. My son is seventeen
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Speaker 1: and he's done me for the past what ten years?
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Speaker 1: So he's living with me. Okay, why the kids not
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Speaker 1: dark skin and my complexion after bleach? Yeah, the mom
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Speaker 1: is a ghost. Oh got your red bone? Real red.
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Speaker 1: Now the mother's actually Greek. She's Oh she's white, he said,
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Speaker 1: Greek white. She's Greek. She's she looked like a Kardashian. Okay,
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Speaker 1: without them, you had you sell out, you impregnant. I
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Speaker 1: sewed out man, I sold out it once. I set
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Speaker 1: out again, telling what they're gonna be. He's gonna be
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Speaker 1: a Caroline. Help me tell Okay, we'll be a Caroline
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Speaker 1: Thursday night at seven thirty, Friday seven thirty and ten,
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Speaker 1: Saturday seven thirty and ten, and Sunday at seven thirty.
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Speaker 1: Can go to Caroline dot com. When you get that
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Speaker 1: stuff from me, you know, no, I got you. It's
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Speaker 1: a dermatologist, doctor Natasha Sandy. But I'm going there West.
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Speaker 1: I'll leave Steph Kurry. He said, your complex is fine
20:47
Speaker 1: because he don't want the people to do that. You
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Speaker 1: don't have discoloration, like okay, is that what it was?
20:51
Speaker 1: Are you good? You won't even tone See, I'm won't
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Speaker 1: even tone that. Who was you before you just two tone?
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Speaker 1: I looked like mala way some I was like a
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Speaker 1: bruise a plane one time. The US to call him
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Speaker 1: like rac No. I love, I love. I love being
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Speaker 1: extra dark. In fact, I want to get a doctor.
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Speaker 1: Is that something that can make me more doctor? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: You lay out in the sun. Let's keeps wearing all
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Speaker 1: black in the summertime in New York. My goodness, it's
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Speaker 1: the breakfast Club Michael Blacks and at Carolinas, we can
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Speaker 1: make sure you're joined them.