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Stolen Valor | Son of a Boy Dad #218 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: I bought a Tesla and then decided to paint a
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  Speaker 3: swastika on it to spread love.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, thumb ass, just put a swastikas and the guns
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  Speaker 1: and the soldiers like flowers. Should we start?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Keep that fucking good ass swastik who ran?
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  Speaker 3: Alrighty, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad
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  Speaker 3: podcast Today. It is July twenty second, Monday, one thirty pm.
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  Speaker 3: We're here live from h Q three.
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  Speaker 1: It's about eighty It's a pleasant day in the eighties.
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  Speaker 3: I wore a sweatshirt and I made that choice. I
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  Speaker 3: woke up this morning was feeling fat, and I said,
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  Speaker 3: I'm wearing a sweatshirt today, and I said, I know
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  Speaker 3: it's going to be cold as hell in the office.
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  Speaker 3: And now I'm here and I'm glad I wore a sweatshirt.
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  Speaker 1: So I've been feeling fat too. I can empathize with that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to not eat for a day.
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  Speaker 2: An entire rack of ribs. I don't even know where
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  Speaker 2: you died of street corn. I ate a side Russell sprouts.
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  Speaker 2: I ate.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know where I would find that.
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  Speaker 2: A bowl of rice bowl with surloin tips. That was
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  Speaker 2: a whole meal.
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  Speaker 1: I'll know I know where you can get it. You
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  Speaker 1: get it from the Mexican ladies who just have the
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  Speaker 1: cooler of mystery lunch by like construction sites.
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  Speaker 2: Those ladies are killing it.
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  Speaker 1: I want their mystery lunch.
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  Speaker 2: And they I see guys flocking to them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's probably great.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably excellent food.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, home cooked meal.
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  Speaker 2: Home cooked meal. Five five dollars, four dollars.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably like nine bucks. But it's probably so hearty
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  Speaker 1: because of these five 't three two hundred pound Mexican
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  Speaker 1: dudes who just like are gonna need to sustain from
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  Speaker 1: twelve o'clock to other shift ends at nine pm.
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  Speaker 3: Either that or Subway. Those guys are single hands, like
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  Speaker 3: they're keeping Subway in business. No one else goes to
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  Speaker 3: Subway aside for like construction workers.
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  Speaker 2: I saw a.
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  Speaker 1: Clip or like stats that Subway was bigger than McDonald's
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  Speaker 1: as far as popularity.
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  Speaker 2: I heard that there were Subway franchises around the world
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  Speaker 2: than there are McDonald's. I didn't know that the.
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  Speaker 3: One of the time you guys went to Subway.
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  Speaker 2: Ever since mad Cotaesis broke out, I've stopped, dude, I've
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  Speaker 2: been That was a long time ago. I was like
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  Speaker 2: ninety nine.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, when Jared was still fat and fucking jolly.
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  Speaker 2: I was. I was such a big just signed Jared
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  Speaker 2: meatball and cheese sub at Subway, and then the Mad
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  Speaker 2: Cotazi's ripped through America, terrorized us, and I said never again,
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  Speaker 2: and that was it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I stopped going to Subway before they introduced the five
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  Speaker 2: dollars foot long. Really, and I feel cheated because that
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  Speaker 2: deal would have saved me a lot of money.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a pretty good deal.
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  Speaker 2: I went.
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  Speaker 3: I used to go to Subway.
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  Speaker 2: Would have given me a lot more money to pay
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  Speaker 2: for my Mad Coutazies treatments. Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: How is that math? Dude?
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  Speaker 2: It is as far as like it is one of
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  Speaker 2: the worst, like livestock born illnes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, it's like hoof and mouth avian flu. Uh, mad cow.
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  Speaker 2: I think mad cow is probably the worst swine.
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  Speaker 3: Swine swine flu is pretty bad. I had that you
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  Speaker 3: had the swine I'm pretty sure. Yeah, damn, dude, I'm
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  Speaker 3: like ninety seventy percent sure.
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  Speaker 2: I mean you usually you know, yeah, you can tell.
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  Speaker 3: I remember being really young and having a crazy flu,
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  Speaker 3: but I think it might have just been pneumonia.
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  Speaker 1: And that was right off that month where you just
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  Speaker 1: had an entire pig to your face.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I remember everyone was getting swine flu then
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  Speaker 3: your parents huge throwing you little pig trotters on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you'd eat the membrane between the hoof. It's Harry,
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  Speaker 2: He's just can't get.
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  Speaker 1: Enough every part of it. You didn't waste the fucking
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  Speaker 1: vessel of that entire.
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  Speaker 2: Nibbling on his dried horse feet.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of one of those things that I was
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  Speaker 3: I was really young, and I'm trying to remember if
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  Speaker 3: I actually had it or if I was telling people
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  Speaker 3: I had it as a joke, And now it's kind
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  Speaker 3: of blurred together and I don't remember if I had
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  Speaker 3: it or not.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of people who don't eat pork, and
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  Speaker 1: it's not even for a religious reason, Black black people,
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  Speaker 1: but it's like they consider it an unclean animal. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand that about the pig, because supposedly the
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  Speaker 1: pigs are like super smart, they're like a dog. But
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  Speaker 1: also if they're so smart, why are they eating their
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  Speaker 1: own shit.
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  Speaker 2: Or do they just perfume themselves with it.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that I think that they eat maybe they're nony.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of animals.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, our puppy used to.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, my dogs both like you'll catch them every now
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  Speaker 3: and then maw and a shit and you go over
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  Speaker 3: and be like, what the fuck are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Our grew out of that. That's I'm surprised you are
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  Speaker 2: still doing.
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  Speaker 1: You're given them positive reinforcement whenever they would eat their
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  Speaker 1: own shit. You're saving us own food, Rover.
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  Speaker 2: There's definitely some vitamins left in that. Given another path, the.
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  Speaker 1: Dominican baseball players would piss on their own hands. Some
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  Speaker 1: of them would. Did they drink their own pictures? Were
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  Speaker 1: they just pissing on their own hands to make them tougher?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know that story. It was definitely their
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  Speaker 2: own hands. I don't know how that would translate to toughness.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe to help with the calluses.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever pissed on your own hands, like in
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  Speaker 3: the shower, like like taking your finger and like crossed
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  Speaker 3: the stream? I definitely have.
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  Speaker 1: It's fun to do that with the hose sensation is
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  Speaker 1: an enjoyable sensation, or with the I think I did.
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  Speaker 3: It once just to see morse code.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, karate shop, just in case you were ever in
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  Speaker 1: a pinch and to get a message to somebody and
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  Speaker 1: all you had was your p stream yeah, exactly what
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  Speaker 1: was it? Like?
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  Speaker 3: Watch my stream.
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  Speaker 2: Someone was such a good street artist that they could
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  Speaker 2: create street art using like chops and p of you know,
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  Speaker 2: a caricature of like Biden or something.
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  Speaker 1: That's where NBA halftime shows are headed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, someone's just gonna come.
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  Speaker 1: Out with their pee and like chop it up until
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  Speaker 1: like there's a Dame Lillard on a massive.
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  Speaker 3: There's definitely like a fucking eight year old on TikTok
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  Speaker 3: right now doing that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah caption wait till yeah, you'll never guess.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, perfectly recreates the photo fist.
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  Speaker 2: Black Lives, the Black Panthers of the Yeah, oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Oh the trump fist, Yeah, my fault.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of baseball players have been doing that. Have
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  Speaker 1: you seen that? Baseball players will hit the double and
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  Speaker 1: they'll hit the trump fist, pissing people off.
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  Speaker 3: I watched the Red Sox last night, and uh I
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  Speaker 3: turned it off because I could tell that was going
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  Speaker 3: in a bad direction and then they lost, So, dude, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know what's going in a bad direction America? People are
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  Speaker 1: about to start claiming racism, so hard for you.
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  Speaker 3: What's not going in a bad direction is the Phillies.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, way to bring it back.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we were.
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  Speaker 2: On baseball and I thought it was thin and then
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  Speaker 2: opened the aperture to the state of our country and
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  Speaker 2: you said, not today. No, Phillies are incredibly just bring
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  Speaker 2: it back to another baseball You think they're finally going
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  Speaker 2: to win this year.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's too early to say, but I have
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  Speaker 1: a future on them, obviously, But I'm telling I've been
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  Speaker 1: saying we should go down to a game. My schedule
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  Speaker 1: just straight.
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  Speaker 2: Up, I'd like that. Ye, Shane Gillis asked me to
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  Speaker 2: come down and hang out with him in Philadelphia. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's nice, and I figured we all could. Yeah, since
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  Speaker 2: you guys are pals as well, maybe be in you phrases. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he did say, you know, adults only, so I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if Sas as well.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty slammed right now.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, we could go to the Phillies game and Sas
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  Speaker 1: could kind of just sit at the apartment.
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  Speaker 2: That's good.
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  Speaker 1: You go like sports, Yeah, you could go play backyard baseball.
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  Speaker 1: Do your EA sports game, stream your fucking NCAA backyard baseball.
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  Speaker 3: My game is, uh, I've got the finals tonight.
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  Speaker 1: It's not called the finals in championship.
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  Speaker 3: I got the NCAA Championship, we won the SEC championship.
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  Speaker 1: You're a pussy and let me tell you why. Why
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  Speaker 1: Because you said that you were going to pick between
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  Speaker 1: Temple and Penn State.
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  Speaker 3: I never said anything about Temple. I would never be Temple.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's in text messages.
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  Speaker 3: You could pull up the text message. I would never
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  Speaker 3: have been Temple, I said, BC.
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  Speaker 2: Temple's not in a good neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why.
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  Speaker 3: That's why Luke is playing as Temple. That it's gonna
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  Speaker 3: take him till like twenty forty to win a championship.
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  Speaker 1: But basically, well you said that. It was you said
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  Speaker 1: that you wouldn't be Penn State because they were too
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  Speaker 1: good of a program. Yeah, and it was basically playing
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  Speaker 1: on easy mode. So instead you're playing ass Forida Gators.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's Bullshfordigators are ranked way lower than Penn State.
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  Speaker 1: That's bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean, yeah, it's a little easy. I'm moving though,
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  Speaker 3: I'm accepting a job at ole Miss.
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  Speaker 2: Do you guys remember when the Temple in your head
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  Speaker 2: you thought, if I get one person who pushes their
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  Speaker 2: finger in too hard, I'll die. Yeah, it was like
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  Speaker 2: the Achilles heel of the skull soft spot. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: sometime I used to think that like the Temple, you
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  Speaker 2: know how.
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  Speaker 3: People said that though it said if you got hit
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  Speaker 3: in the temple you could die.
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  Speaker 2: You could die. And long for a long time, I
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  Speaker 2: would walk around sort of just massaging my temples, pretending
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  Speaker 2: like I was distressing, when in reality I was protecting
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  Speaker 2: my defense. But then I switched to fearing that someone
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  Speaker 2: would use the flat of their palm to drive my
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  Speaker 2: nosebone into my brain and kill me with a blow.
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  Speaker 2: And then I would sort of walk around scratching my
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  Speaker 2: nose a lot to protect against that.
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  Speaker 1: It's almost impossible to protect the whole face because then
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  Speaker 1: the soft spot on the back of the skull.
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  Speaker 2: You do realize that what you need are a combination
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  Speaker 2: of the rip Hamilton broken nose mask with some of
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  Speaker 2: the wrestling ear things that you could wear almost off
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  Speaker 2: your ears.
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  Speaker 1: With the helmet that guys play rugby in.
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  Speaker 2: That's not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 3: More like the wrestling helmet would cover most of those.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like, what's the wrestling helmet?
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  Speaker 2: Nothing?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, that's just the ear pieces.
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  Speaker 3: I think it covers the temples.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's just ear pieces. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: just muff, not good man.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I could be wrong.
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  Speaker 1: None of us boys ever wrestled too much pain, too.
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  Speaker 2: Much context exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a violence guy.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not trying to sign up for someone to
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  Speaker 1: try to hurt me. That sucks.
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  Speaker 3: Well. I think the goal is that you sign up
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  Speaker 3: to hurt someone else, but they're hurting anyone either. I
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  Speaker 3: don't think. I can't imagine wrestling is that painful.
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  Speaker 1: What.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's more just getting someone into like a
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  Speaker 3: certain positions than if we.
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  Speaker 2: Wrestled right now, which we won't. I would never do
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  Speaker 2: that to you, yeah, but if we did for thirty seconds,
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  Speaker 2: both of us would wake up tomorrow feeling awful.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like if we were going full out, but also
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  Speaker 3: we don't wrestle for thirty second.
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  Speaker 1: With that, you think wrestlers are so like I remember
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  Speaker 1: in high schol it's how you're getting punched. But some
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  Speaker 1: of the dudes on the wrestling team, they were like shitron,
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  Speaker 1: where like you you drive your chin into someone's stern
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  Speaker 1: them and it fucking hurts so bad.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would hurt the person that you're doing it.
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  Speaker 2: When they when they first lay their hands on each.
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  Speaker 3: I guess if you're good enough, is what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 3: is you probably don't feel much pain.
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  Speaker 2: When they first lay hands on each other. They clap
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  Speaker 2: their arms around each other's heads.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just like a it's like a hug, no
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  Speaker 3: wrestling hugs. Seen your boy, and it's like a cuddle cafe. Yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 3: but it's it's and then you see him in the airport.
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  Speaker 2: Pause, just vice gripping head.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, wrestling, NCAA wrestling is basically just seeing her boys
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  Speaker 1: in the.
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  Speaker 2: Airport, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It's basically like just having a bunch of secret handshakes.
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  Speaker 2: They all converge from different parts of the country for
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  Speaker 2: a bachelor party.
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  Speaker 3: I watched the boxing this weekend. That looks painful. That
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  Speaker 3: was one of the worst events I've ever watched, though.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't even bring myself to watch.
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  Speaker 3: It'm so dumb.
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  Speaker 2: Who fought?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jake Paul fought, Like what's his name, Perry?
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  Speaker 1: Like, so I'm like, mma, dude, which I don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: I know everyone's I know it's been said a thousand times,
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  Speaker 3: but it's like I don't understand why it's so.
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  Speaker 1: Cool.
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  Speaker 3: Like everyone's like Jake Paul's undefeated, and it's like, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because he hasn't fought a single boxer.
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  Speaker 2: He fought one guy and lost and he lost.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so then why is he fight?
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 3: How come every time Jake Paul fights, it's like he's
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  Speaker 3: fighting a Hall of Fame running back from Alabama. Like
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  Speaker 3: it's never he's He's always just fighting like dudes who
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  Speaker 3: have athletic pasts.
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  Speaker 2: It's basically dancing with the stars for people who have
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  Speaker 2: no money.
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  Speaker 1: It's the mask singer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They're just like, will this person behind door one be
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  Speaker 1: able to knock out the dude who's trained for seven years? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and is on fucking so many steroids that he won't
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  Speaker 1: fight anywhere except for where there's no testing.
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  Speaker 3: Or I mean, Jake Paul must have had thirty Mike Perry.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was because they had the Tyson fight
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  Speaker 1: locked in. Yeah, and he's gonna be like, see, I'm
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  Speaker 1: fighting a boxer.
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  Speaker 2: Oh did he lose the Tyson fight? Happen it got canceled?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Why because Tyson he was he was so fucked up
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  Speaker 1: that she had to resign from the presidency.
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  Speaker 2: Someone said someone said that Mike Tyson, Uh they saw
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  Speaker 2: a friend of mine actually saw him at an airport.
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  Speaker 2: They were flying back on the same flight, and it
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  Speaker 2: was shortly before the Jake Paul was fight was supposed
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  Speaker 2: to happen, I think. And he said that he Mike
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  Speaker 2: Tyson got on the plane with.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Like a cane a cane, yeah.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: And that he was walking in such a way that
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: he was like, dude, there's no that he gets in
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: a ring with this guy.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Like I get it, I get it, like I get
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: like the the Paul brothers are like they're like showmen,
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Like they're clearly everything they're doing is for views and
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: for money. They don't actually care. But like, what wouldn't
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: you feel bad fighting the sixty year old Mike Tyson
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: and like killing him?
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Not when he's gonna get paid fifteen million dollars.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: But it's like, so the sport that you're pursuing, it's
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: like if you were really good at hockey and then
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: you were like, I'm gonna challenge Wayne Gretzky to a
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: one on one now, But it's not a look what
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: I've done, I've disgraced the greatest of all time.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: It's more like being good at football and then and
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: then going into the XFL instead of the NFL. You're
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: you're part of a side show, and you accept that
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: it's not the you know, honored, integrity driven sport that
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Revere, but if you could make like fucking fifteen
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: million dollars playing in the.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: XFL, yeah absolutely.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: It's almost like when when what do they have like
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: the AFL or whatever, When like Steve Young and like
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Herschel Walker and Reggie White were in like a different league.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: It's like going to play basketball in like Israel or something,
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: they'll pay you way more.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Crazy. Yeah, that's fucking crazy.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: I went, wasn't not supposed to say that?
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: No, I don't get I don't know.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: I love it. I fucking love that.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Man. The second my brain glitched and I just thought
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: you were making like an anti Semitic joke, and then
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: I remembered why you were making the joke.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw Yemen is bombing Israel though. Is that exciting?
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah? That's fun?
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wow.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Family style they said Iran maybe was it? Who was it?
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Had like a hand in the family styles. Hilarious.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Everyone's getting all that was good.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Everybody's got their hands and.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Dude, you know what I did last night? Speaking of
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: war last night? For like last night, for like two hours.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: You know who's been going to war? The fucking Phillies.
• 17:53
  Speaker 8: Bro Last night for like two hours, I just watched
• 17:58
  Speaker 8: I watched Dolen Valor YouTube videos, and then I watched
• 18:02
  Speaker 8: videos of of guys impersonating police officers and then they
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: get pulled over by reel cops.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: It might be like one of the more entertaining things.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: I could watch that. The Stolen Valor ones make me
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: really uncomfortable.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: It's so uncomfortable.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Some guy that like is talking about his time in like,
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: you know, a war, and then all of a sudden,
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: seven Navy seals at the bar are like, who'd you say,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: you're sergeant major?
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: What's your mos?
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Oh you don't know your mos? See, I don't know
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: how that's possible.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: And then they start like kicking him in the shins
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: and you're like, oh my god.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Dude, they're so funny.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: There was one I saw that a guy was wearing
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: full military fatigues on Black Friday. Yeah, you know Black Friday.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Sales the fade, Yeah, and.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: He gets on a call and he's pretending that he's
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: talking to his like stargeting ages, like sergeant major stargument a.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: War right now?
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: No, I met Macy's what France did you say you wanted?
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: And there's a guy following him being like, who the
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: fuck are.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: You talking to?
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Dude? He's like, you and your and your sergeant major
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: go Black Friday shopping together, and.
• 19:06
  Speaker 9: He's like sometimes also, I was trying to think, like,
• 19:10
  Speaker 9: what do you think the actual discount is on top
• 19:14
  Speaker 9: for a military and Black Friday he's.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Saving, it's probably pretty solid if you if you're one
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: of those people that balls out on Black Friday.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so. I don't know. The best military
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: discount I've ever seen is, uh the ski pass for
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: the all the mountains out west really yeah, the Epic
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Pass every year, which gives you you know, Veil and
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Beaver Creek, Wrecking Ridge and Park City and uh seven
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: days at tell your ride after nawop's a wrap a
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: ho basin I think snow Basin. And then also a
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: number of mountains in Japan, which obviously that's pretty cool,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: and then a few in Europe.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Oh nice, yeah, and what is the discount?
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Well, that's gonna be for me me it was like
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: nine hundred and eighty dollars for the year.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's not that bad at all.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: If you ski four days, you've you're in the black.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was gonna say, it's like a day pass
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: is like two hundred bucks at the place.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: I think that for a military person, it's like one
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: hundred and twenty dollars.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: There's probably untold military benefits that you get. The when
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: the guys who work at Walmart that just fucking wish
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: they were in the military will just like slide you
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: a flat screen TV be like, don't tell anyone.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I fucking yes, that's true. And I would be one
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: of those people at Walmart doing that because I love
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: the military. Yeah, but then again, I'd never be working
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: at Walmart because it's just not how I was raised.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: You don't know how things are gonna go. Roam, I
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: moved to Israel. This podcast crumbles completely.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Is that where we are?
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: And then we're going to We're going straight towards saw.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: That av podcast. We are live from a bomb shelter.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: They're bombing the fuck out of there. There's video slept over.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Last night because his house is gone. Dude.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: That video of the dude in Macy's. Though. The funniest
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: part is when he uh because the guy, the guy
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: that's filming, is like, oh my my son is like
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: obsessed with the military, Like they set them up and
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: he like goes and he like shakes the kid's hand
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: and he's like, yeah, I'm I'm actually at tack Force one.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: I do pretty much just missions like that. That was
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: like his leading thing was that he does missions. And
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: the dude's like four hundred pounds. He's a fat white
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: dude wearing like baggy military uniform.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Why so, I don't understand why you feel uncomfortable watching it, though.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: I don't feel uncomfortable. I was howling laughing, just because
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: they are a little uncomfortable.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: They're they're they're caught in a lie, and they're they
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: don't know how to get out of it, and it's
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: such a bad lie, and they're talking to real military people.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: It's not even the worst lie.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: It's a pretty bad one.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: I think that.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, the worst guys they get caught at supermarkets
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: are the petos, the people who are messaging someone online.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Compared to that, does that happen people go to the market.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: It's like a whole genre of video that's like so
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: stupid right now.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Where I'm confused, are they meeting the people the young
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: people at the market.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: They think they are, and then they're actually meeting a
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: fucking bearded dude in baggy shorts and like a fucking
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Chicago Bulls fitted hat that's going to like punch him
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: in the face.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: It's like, cool, well, no, it's usually like black teenagers
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: and like you show up expecting to see like a
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: thirteen year old girl in your show up and there's
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: like ten dudes in shisties.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: They're the new Chris Hansen.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they just beat the fuck out of
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: the guy. They really yeah, because they in the center
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: of like Walmart.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: And he won't say he won't say anything because he
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: No, they they're yelling, they're like he's a pedophile, and
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: then they're chasing him around Walmart.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: There's like thousands of these videos. I'm kind of on
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: the side where like I get it, like it's like, yeah,
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: obviously the pedophiles in the wrong, but I also think
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: it's really weird to like set up some online account
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: and be pretending to be a child and like.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Luring in we should start luring in those tubes like yeah,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: so what did you say? Yeah, said that you were
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: a thirteen.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: You want to yeah? Yeah, that shit is like like
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine like in your free time being like
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: you know, man, I'm bored as hell. What should we do?
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: I guess we could like try and create an online
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: profile of a child and trying to get old men
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: to fuck us.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Try to seduce some old Yeah, some old guys who.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: But so my point was that in comparison like stealing
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: a little like trying to get ten percent off of
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: a fucking Black Friday deal in a Ferbie, not that
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: bad compared compared.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: To yeah, right.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: And also I kind of think it's on Goodwill they
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: sell full uniforms. Yeah, it's like you you can buy
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: you can go to the military supply store and buy
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: the entire uniform, Like.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Can you really you can buy a uniform that was
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: like a game warn Jersey, Yes, with proper insignias and probably.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: There's probably insignias on it and you don't know, so
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: you have to kind of cobble it.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Well, that's usually how these guys get caught is they
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: say that you're you know, number of your badge of
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: things on the wrong side or it's supposed to be
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: a couple of inches to the right.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: And their boots, it seems like it. So they always
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: get caught from.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: The because they're not tarnished enough, varnished enough.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it is. There's something with the
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: boots where they're always like, and what's with the boots?
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: We're in ll beans because they're always just rocking, like yeah,
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: like Timberland's.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Not but but you can buy military but.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: These guys aren't.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: I guess they're not. They're not trying to ball out
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: on the boots. The boots must be pricey.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Well they're saving that much on Black Friday, they probably
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: aren't buying the top on they need.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: But you probably don't get a military discount at the
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: military store.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: We just as.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: We should go out. Here's what we should do. We
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: should go out in full military dress. We should spend
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: everything we can to get the outfits as legit as
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: possible and see how money discounts we can get before
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: we get caught.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: So Seal Valor, Yeah.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: But it's intentional and we're being honest about it up front,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: so nobody should get mad and.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: So we'll give the money back at the end, or
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: we'll just take the discount.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Well, that remains to be seen.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I don't care about I don't care about taking a
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: discount from a corporation.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We can frame it that we are trying to
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: raise awareness for how easy it is to steal valor, yes,
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: and that we want people to be on the lookout
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: for people like us masquerading as a former military What
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: do you know who? Which which branch of the military
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: would you feel the most comfortable right now with everything
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: that you know? Impersonating Marines?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I think Marines for me, except for a look at me,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: look at me?
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Probably Navy Nyvy for me too. I think Navy would
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: be the easiest.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: We're midshipman you and yeah. Yeah.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: But then they, dude, I saw a guy impersonating the Navy.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: There was some where they got like they were getting
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: like a dude, those like ninety and I was like,
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: just let him fucking dress up, dude, just let him
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: play play per ten.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: You're gonna they went after a ninety year old guy.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he was wearing a Navy uniform.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Huh.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: I gotta feel pretty bad. I was thinking about like
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: getting home after you got caught stealing valor must just
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: be like a pretty dark moment in your life.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: It's probably freeing, like getting.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Home and taking off the uniform and you're like, fuck,
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: why did I do this?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I bet they used the same uniform and just go
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: to a different town. There's no way that these serial
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: liars have like a conscious creep up on them.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: I think the cop the cop ones are crazier than
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: the than the military. One.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: That feels more risky to me. It's they pull people over.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: That seems so risky. Yeah, because that's like, let's put
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: it this way. Uh, if you're dressed in you know,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: an Air Force uniform or a Navy uniform, and you're
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: out in the streets and then like a mugging happens nearby,
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: people weren't running over to you necessarily and being like
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: fix it. Yeah, Whereas if you're in a cop outfit,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: someone could very well come up to you and be
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: like I just got fingered against my will, Yeah help,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: and you'd be like, I hate to let you know, but.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: This is this is no.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: You have to start the investigation, like, let me smell
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: your fingers.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna guess that's secret. This isn't really who
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I am. Yeah, I sell flowers.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: I saw one where it was it was a cop.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: It was a fake cop pulled someone over, and then
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: a real cop pulled over and was like interrogating the
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: fake cop, and all the comments were like, imagine being
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: the person that got pulled over, Like, what the fuck
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: is happening right now?
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Dude?
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: It's Eric Andre humor. Ye did you see the video
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: of him getting chase through the store or the bank
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: or whatever and by a cop. Now who is like
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: who's like yelling like I'm gonna get you? Who stops
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: ups up? And he catches up to them and he
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: like turns him around and then they start making out
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: in the bank.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I have I've seen the cop making
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: out one.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I think he does that. He's I think maybe I've
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: just seen the video a lot, but I think he
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: like makes out with cops like a decent pretty good.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: It's a good bit.
• 28:24
  Speaker 10: Uh.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: His fake cop stuff is really funny. When he goes,
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: he gets yeah, and he goes and he buys. He'll
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: buy a bunch of donuts and then he'll have like
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: a forty with him and it'll just be standing outside
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: of a gas station. It's pretty funny. I just rewatched
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: his Alex Jones one that where Alex Jones is doing oh.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course he's at the RNC Yeah, and he's like,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: I want you to fuck my wife and they at
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: that point the crowd is like kind of like with him, yeah,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: and then he says why does my peepe come out yellow?
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: And then they turn on him. But there's a moment
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: there where there he's like, oh, let the Daily Show
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: guy come up? What the Daily come up? And everyone's
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: like boo, And then they're like what do you what's wrong?
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Why don't one of the Democrats. He was like, I
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: don't like the Democrats. I just want you to fuck
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: my wife. Yeah, And everyone's like, well, we like this guy. Yeah.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I think that when we eventually do our Stolen vowor cosplay,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: we need to get like a consultant. Yeah, we need
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: help John John Taffer style, like we need somebody like
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: one of the pros to come in and be like
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: this is how you need your ship, Like, we need
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: chaps to come in and be like this is where
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: you want your fucking patches to be right, this is
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: where you did your basic training is where you did
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: your basic training. These are the fucking this was your
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: commanding officer. Yeah, someone to train us, so we could
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: be the perfect valor stealers.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Well, I think the big one is that you don't like.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: The one that they always get them with is that
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: they don't have their eye. They don't have a military ID,
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: so we'd have to come up with fake id's as well.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: But I've also seen the videos where the guys, uh
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: will be like this ain't fucking you you're stealing valor?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Like this isn't and they'll like take their military ID
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: and the guys actually are see.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: That would be You've got to be really sure that
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: the person is stealing valor before you go up to
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: them and you're like, stolen valor.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: There's just there's one I've seen like a dozen times
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: where like it's someone's at a bar and the guy
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: like takes the military ID, yeah, and like I think
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: he might might maybe rips it up or like throws
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: it in the trash can or some ship, and the
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: guy's like, I'm in the military, what the fuck are
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: you talking about?
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty good.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Like, no, we get military people in this bar all
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: the time. It's probably just turned out that it was
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: like a black dude who's racist or something like that. Yeah,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, but I was telling uh sass
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: that since it's the first presidential election cycle where I'm
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: old enough to run for president, I think that I
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: think it's it's my time.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: I was saying that you guys should run together.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Now that Biden has taken himself out of the race,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I think that I need to get in the fucking
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: race and try to just get one million votes, and
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I need you guys to help me to craft up
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: a platform.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: That's the number that you have to get.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: No, I just want to feel like a million would legitimize.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: That's a pretty good number.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I feel like I sell some books or some shit
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: down the line. I feel like if you get a
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: million votes, ere set for life. Look what it did
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: for Kanye West. No one even knew about that guy.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Didn't how many How m did he Kanye you get?
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I think I thought I got like fifty million? Right
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: sense at all?
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I think fifty Yeah?
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: That would it makes sense at all? Seventy that would
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: he would be in He would be in the race
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: if he got fifty million.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Fifty million would mean he had split the other two candidates.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah or whatever.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Three hundred three fty million people that live in the
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: United States. You can only assume that half of them vote,
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: not even half.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: You only got sixty thousand votes. What so, how's he?
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: How do you get so famous off? Oh birthday party?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: It must have been a ripper, Yeah, it must have
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: been a bless I think that there's upside to it, though.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: How crazy is it that he's out of the fucking race?
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Biden?
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Is it crazy?
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: I think it's pretty crazy. I think it's uh. I
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: think he's probably dying, like more than it more than
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: it's that's noticeable.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: My friends have been tracking the betting odds on him
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: making it to the end of his term.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: I don't think he's going which is.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: January, and initially it was like sixty percent that he
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: makes it to the end. Then then it or resigns
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: the post or dies, and then it went down to
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: fifty and then they closed the bats really, which means
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: to me that people know that Biden is something this
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: he used COVID right now right.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, dude, I think the fact that he
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: dropped out of the race and is not speaking know,
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: like he's gonna speak. They say he's gonna speak later
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: this week. Like dropping out of the race and not
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: speaking for multiple days is insane.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Did you see the AI thing of him doing the address?
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Fuck you again. Y'all are a bunch.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: But it's funny that, like just last week, everybody, like
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: every like democratic like, uh, politician, lawmaker, senator, congress person, whatever,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: they were all like, we're riding with Biden.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: No.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: I find a lot of people after the debate were
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: saying that he should drop out.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, there was a lot of people,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: more so more publicly, who were like, no, he's good,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: he's fine. Yeah, someone would be like is Biden fit
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: to be president? And they'd be like, are you fit
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: to be president? What the fuck are you talking about?
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: What is that I'm not running for president? What an
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: insane way to try and turn the question.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think the fact that it was it
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: was a week ago or like ten days ago he spoke,
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: and he said that he was like, people are asking
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: me if I'm going to stay in the race, and
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: He's like, I'm not going anywhere. I'm gonna be I'm
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: running again and now and then like saying that and
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: then one week later dropping out of the race completely.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: It's pretty crazy. That is how things go, though, I
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: don't know, I'm thinking about it.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: They're being fed live pulling data, yeah, being asked like
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: when you know it? Basically, I think there was probably
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: some sort of intervention where Nancy, Nancy Pelosi and you know,
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: the heads of the Democratic Party came together and sat
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: down with him and they were like, we need you
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: to drop out.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, because Pelosi was calling for him to drop
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: out before most people were Warren's, wasn't she.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think if they all knew that, he just
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: didn't stand a chance.
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  Speaker 3: I was I was playing n C DOUAA when when
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: the news broke and I put on CNN in the
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: background and there was like dudes like straight up crying CNN. Yeah,
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: it's all crazy.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: After he dropped out.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: After he dropped out there, they would like every like
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: thirty seconds, there would be a new person that would
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: be joining to speak, just like on zoom, and like
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: one dude joined and he was like straight like like
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: voice cracking eyes, watery, sad for Biden, just being like,
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: this man has sacrificed everything for this country.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with you. I feel bad for
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: the guy.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, he's gonna die.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Imagine being that Like when my grandfather was that age,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: I would watch him slather butter on toast, yeah, in
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: such a way that it looked like it was cream cheese,
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: And we as a family would say, hey, gramps, you know.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: It's a lot of butter.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: We want you to be around. Maybe go easier on
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: the butter. And he would say, I've lived long enough,
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: and we would back off, we would. And I think
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: that that is the normal sort of level of respect
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: and peace that people who are eighty one have earned. Yeah.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Biden's in Rehoba Beach eating sticks of butter, being
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: like put me out on my foot.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And you know, people are being like, look at
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: this brain dead moron. Fuck him. But that's also like agree,
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: we never said that to my grandfather. We never said
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: fuck you, gramps. You're ruining our country with all your
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: butter that you're eating. One time, one time. Here's another
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: quick story my grandfather we had we have a house hold.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: On a second, just bear with me here, we have
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: a house up in Uh.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: We need your ears on this one.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: How angry you are, No, I'm not angry at all.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Furious over there.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: My grandfather, we have a house up on Lake Huron.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: It's a camp I've had my you know, his generation
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: when he was a kidd.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: That's a rich thing that people do, calling their their
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: house camp.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: We didn't have electricity, but that's.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: What uh isn't that what Bernie Sanders did? He's like,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I have a house in DC. I have a house
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: up in Vermont, and I keep a small summer camp.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Actually this is actually a camp. I mean you know,
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: we had like these pete moss toilets. They were you know,
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: effectively out houses, but and gas lamps, and it was lovely.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: It was really nice, but it wasn't fancy anyway. We
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: would go up there on one of the Great Lakes.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: I think it's like here on maybe it's like Lake Ontario.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: And we would go up there and one time there
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: was this drawbridge to a different island that they had built,
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: and it had two shot put balls as the weights
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: that would pull the bridge up and lower it down.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: And my no, okay, they didn't float, they were just
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: meant to. You could wind a cinch and somehow it
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: would or a winch or whatever, and it would somehow
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: because of the weight of the balls, it would lower
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: the and raise the understood.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like with the moon bringing in the gravitation, I'm.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Going to let you know right now that gravity had
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: nothing to do with it. He was in a boat
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: and he had extra shot puts and he was coming
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: down the sort of little stream canal area and he
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: lobbed one ball up onto the shore and it hit,
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: bounced and then dropped into eighteen feet of water. And
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: then he took the other one and lobbed it up,
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: hit roll, both go down, and then my cousin Jackson
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: and I put on masks and had to dive for
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: the shot put balls. And they were my sister and
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: my other cousin, Phineas sat on the drawbridge with a
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: basket attached to a string, such that when we put
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: the shot put balls, if we could find them into
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: the basket, they would haul them up.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I did it nice.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: So that's that story.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Why did your grandpa do that?
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Well, that's just the type of guy he was.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: You know, it sounded like he was trying to kill you.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, we weren't. We days after
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: we had to go diving for the shop.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, because I didn't get new shot put balls.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: We didn't look. This was a this was a this
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: was a this was not a fan the type of
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: camp where, like you know, you couldn't just this is
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: before Amazon.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, shot footballs weren't just popping up out of nowhere.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: But you had to go to Dick's Sporting Goods and there,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's no Dick spoorting goods by a good
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: summer camp.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Now this was in Canada. Yeah, so you had to
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: drive the shot put balls from a place like Detroit.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're using the metric system, so you don't
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: even know what the what the way it is exactly
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: like it correlates.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: But he and I mean, I'm sure the local shot
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: put stores miles away from camp.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: You have to walk up to the shop door and
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: then going back up hill on the second way with
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: a you'll probably die. It's easier to dive to the
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: fucking bottom of lock nest.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: You know, this is this is exactly why I offered
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: this story. I had a feeling you too, wouldn't absolutely
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: have a feast?
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: Did you guys just have shot futballs? Like on hand?
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Look at the rifts that are springing forth from that shot.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Story family style?
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Did you ever throw a shot put?
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: No? I never did. I grabbed it from the bottom
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: of the thing and I put it into the basket.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: But I had it was so deep that I had
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: to clear my ears at least three times on the
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: way down.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, I mean, that's eighteen feet
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: is pretty crazy.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was probably like nine ten years old. Yeah,
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: but ever since then, I've become obsessed with holding my
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: breath underwater.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: And now when I go to parties where there's a pool,
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: like a pool party, I will just like sort of
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: tap someone on the shoulder quietly who's in the middle
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: of a conversation. Yeah, And I say I'm gonna do
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: four lengths and They're like what And then I just
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: get under the water and go and by the time
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: I come back, I'm excited to show that I've done it.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: But they are no longer paying attention.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: That's what got you kicked out of the Leonardo DiCaprio party, Right.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Well, I were length allowed in the pool, but I
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: did know that if I had gone in, I would
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: have done at least.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Just holding your breath for what you think is the
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: equivalent of four lengths next to the pool blue, Yeah,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: this is what it would be. Probably i'd be half
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: that slam.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Someone grab him, he's drowning. Leo saved a drunk guy
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: at that party. Did you read about that? Now? He
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: helped the drunk guy, placed him up against the pole
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: and said hold on to that.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, he put Justin Timberlake in his car and said,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: fucking go drive as far as I can.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Wait. What happened there?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Justin Timberlake got arrested for DUI.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was thinking of Justin bieber.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: That was so funny. This is gonna, this is gonna
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: what do you say something about the tour? Yeah, He's like,
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: this is gonna, this is gonna destroy the tour. And
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: they were like, what tour and he was the world.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Tour man, I'm tired of singing.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Justin.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Timberlake was so fucking cool for so long, and then
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: the flip switched and everybody turned against him.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: I didn't turn against him. I'm still JT for life.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: The same thing happened, bro, The same shit happens to everybody. Yeah,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Joe Biden used to be so cool.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Joe Biden was cool as hell just four years ago.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: And then or Anthony Bourdain was so cool. Now the
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: whole internet is against Anthony.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Have they turned him?
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: They're turning on Seth Rogan hard too. Jack Black, Yeah.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Well, they're not journing on Jack Black. They're turning on
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Jack Black's.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: No, they're turning on Jack Black because he turned on
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: his guy Jack because he this lib.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Well, no, Jack Black's not a lib. The other guy is.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: The other guy.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Was Yeah, next time and then Jack Black canceled the tour.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: He's on tour.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: He's a capital sexual. He's just obsessed with that fucking
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: sweet cash. But you know what Jack Black stand for
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: something or fall for everything?
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Exactly?
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: The fuck is.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: What's what I tell my team?
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Fuck?
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I said to my team on my fully Loaded tour
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: when I sit them down after a fucking are you
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: guys going on fully loaded next year? Francis Francis, Well,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I could see Francisco fully loaded. I think that that
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: is the kind of have a.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Style of comedy that would do well in like stereenums,
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: really really funny in front of like eighty thousand people,
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: really funny.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Like really tight jokes.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Really, it's just.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Like any easy to listen to, like funny.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Ship somehow is gonna like tomorrow, he's gonna be like,
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: I'm sick of comedians that dude jokes that are easy
• 45:02
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• 45:06
  Speaker 2: that my style is now not fun for him.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I want pig Latin jokes.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: Crazy. I'm gonna a mental Do you have a mental disease?
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say right now, I just gave you
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: a genuine compliment, but you somehow you never know. And
• 45:18
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• 45:20
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• 45:23
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• 45:35
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• 45:39
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• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Really, that's right, the one I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 45:45
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• 45:46
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• 45:51
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• 45:55
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• 45:58
  Speaker 2: out from our elite boarding school, our preparatory school, and
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: we're sneaking a sicky yes before we cheeky yes right
• 46:08
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• 46:10
  Speaker 3: I do love a cheeky cig.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: I went.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: I totally forg about this. I went fishing in Central
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Park this weekend. It was so brutal.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: No ship, that is the gayest thing.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I felt really stupid the entire time.
• 46:27
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• 46:29
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• 46:30
  Speaker 3: I went all the way up to the top, like Harlem,
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: so so it's there's like no yeah, there's like no
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: tourists up there. It's pretty quiet. And I went. I
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: went with one of my friends and we and we
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: brought my friend my friend Jack and uh, and it.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Was pretty Who's Jack?
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Whose friend he is from? He's my friend from home.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: He lives in New York. You No, I've known him
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: since I was in pre school.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Why haven't you talked about him?
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: We don't hang out that much.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Is have you bumped him up because your other friends
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: are no longer as available?
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: No? I've been fishing with him. That's my second time
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: I went fishing with him. He was the one I
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: went fishing with him when I fell in the water
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: in the winter and I almost drowned.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: I don't think I know that story either.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Well, it was a good story. You should listen to it.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: What is he? What's his deal? He lives here in
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: New York? Yeah, but he's from Massachusetts. Yes, and you
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: guys hang out aside from fishing.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, occasionally. I just texted him and said what are
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: you doing this weekend? Pretty standard interaction with another human.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Does he is he friends with Bow and Peters?
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah? He knows them.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Do all of you hang out? How come he's not
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: part of that group.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Because he has other friends. Met once?
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: You did meet him?
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you met him?
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I met him some time ago, though.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he may lived here for like probably two years.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Now, what did you what was he doing when you
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: met him?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: We were at a bar, waiting a bar.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: You guys went to a bar.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, I think he's hot jack, he's good looking, He's
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: like pretty hot. Right, Yeah, we met him. He was
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: like he was fucking a bitch.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure, are you kidding me?
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. I remember he was all.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Anyway, he went and we went fishing, and uh.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Does he do that a lot?
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Is he or is he in a relationship guy? Or
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: is he like a pretty single guy?
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: At the time, he was a bit.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: I don't feel like we should like you shouldn't be
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: saying like this. We're not like like, I don't think
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: he wants to be You brought him up, bro, No,
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: I barely brought him up. I said, I went fishing
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: with one of my friends.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: And then you're like friend.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Friends were friends, learning a lot more.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: You know, it goes from just some guy that you
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: like to fish with, this cassanova, playboy, socialite, drinking powerhouse
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: of fun and obviously I want to meet this He
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: was a.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Tour de force.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: We watched we watch football sometimes together type of.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: Jack do like, that's where we're at now.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: The watch ball.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: He fishes, and he's also is acutely aware that there
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: are plenty of fish because he is going to town.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Fu.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: We went fishing.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Does he do stand up? No? Does he come? Has
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: he ever seen you?
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Couple of times? Yeah, you've met you've met him, You've met.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Him multiple times? Yeah? At uh at the show too.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, at the stand though he comes, He's come
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: to the stand a few times.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Can you tell him I'll be there tomorrow and Wednesday?
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: And are you going to be there either of those nights?
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Probably just through have him come? We should hang we
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: should hang.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: Well, he has a he's a real job, so is
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: probably not coming to the stand Tuesday.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Broadly kind of what he's into finance? Oh my god,
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: like trading or.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I did genuinely have no idea.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Does he work long hours? Yes, then it's probably more
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: on the banking side.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: But he's a powerhouse.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Does he work for a big firm? I don't know
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: how long has he done that?
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Like since he since he moved to
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: New York.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: You're asking for it. You're asking that's probably post college.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: So he's your age right.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: A little bit. I thought he was like a year older.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Nope, these are the tough years for when he's young
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: like that, because he'll just get all the bitch work.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: They'll be there for three am.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: But he's built for it though.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Oh so, so he interns that he was here he
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: was in New York before you.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he wasn't.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: He was not here before man.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: And then he got an offer after that I think
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: for full time. Did he get an offer from the
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: same firm that he interned at.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I don't remember.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: I think he did, though, But we went fishing in
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Central Park and it was, uh, it's pretty there's well,
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: well I didn't catch anything. I didn't even see any fish,
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: and they don't have like it was just like me
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: and a bunch of like door dash dudes.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Jack and Jack trying to like make a fucking order hole. Yeah,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: just like eating fish. Yeah, I got to replace this
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: fucking yeah.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: But casting with a fly rod in Central Park is
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: kind of like a scene. Yeah, Like my back cast
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: is going like forty feet behind me, swiping through people's faces.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: As they're proposing they're like having a picnic.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Was was Jack pretty preoccupied with his phone? Like I
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: feel like he was probably getting work stuff.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: No, he was able to be present. Yeah, was it
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Saturday or Sunday? Saturday?
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: I guess he's a stunning guy. Like you would be
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: shocked at how fucking how present he is. I'm pretty
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: fixated on him right now. He is very present. That's
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: one of the main things that sticks out. He had
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: a winning smile, good hair, and he's very present about
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: any Yeah, he's tall, not like super not too tall,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: but like probably six damn, like a perfect height, six
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: to sixty three.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Will you give me his number after?
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: But he carries it a little bit more chest out
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: than you do.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well I have gamerposter and I mean, dude, literally
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: all I did this weekend was game and fish and
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: do stand up. I had five shows on Saturday a lot.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: It's how you get better, though, bro.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: I was at the stand from seven to fifteen to
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: one thirty in the morning.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: They just had you multiple times on a single show.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Is coming back up on the same show.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: I remember him from forty five minutes earlier. This guy's
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: best friend is Jack apparently that's a real person that
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: we haven't heard about before.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was pretty fun.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Jay Jack of All Trades.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Kind of think, you know, guys friends, and then all
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: of a sudden he drops Jack on you and Jack's
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: this Wait till you meet Jill Brother six foot ten banker.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like he's the guy that fought Jake Paul this weekend.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Ron, Who do you think I should coach next Penn State?
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think we're going to get any offers from
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: Penn State.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Why well, I mean, it's I think on missing It's
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: a very lateral move.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Penn State's got a pretty solid program right now. They're
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: not looking for new coaches.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I think that you need to start a fresh dynasty.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: And I did, but I don't I fired from BC.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: You need to start from the bottom.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm I'm gonna I'm bringing this team to glory.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: We have our last playoff game and then the finals. Hopeful.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Florida is a destination job. You go to Florida.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to get out of Florida. I know, but like,
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: you go back from the ground up and I need
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: a change of location.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: You're going to go back in my team? What you're
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: going to go backwards if you get another job from
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: than Florida.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Well, I've currently I have an offer from Alabama to
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: be offensive coordinator, which is kind of no. I want
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: to be head coach, and then are you at Florida,
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: oh C head coach? And then I got an offer
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: from Ole Missus head coach and Stanford as head coach.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Stanford brings Stanford back to glory.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: Stanford is really bad. It'll be a lot of work.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: That's why I think. That's why it's worth doing the work. Yeah,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: that's why when coach Dougs would start at fucking Toledo
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: and then he would work his way up to you know,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: like Colorado or some ship like that.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Colorado is the one seed right now.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have to know Jack's zodiacs.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: He's a Pisces.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: That's what I figured.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: He's a classic Prices.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: I think I might be a Gators fan now though,
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: I think that might be my college team.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: That's one of my least favorite content that barstool employees make.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: And they're like follow along, They're like, pick my team.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit sucks so much. I don't have a
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: college team. Help me pick one and then they're like, LSU,
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: we have the hottest chicks, and they're like, I'm listening. Okay,
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: LSU just went up two points in my book of
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: the Employee. Levy Dunn's going back for a fifth year.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Paul Skins is crushing it. Imagine running into Paul Skimes
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: back in campus. It's like, dude, bro to walk a
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: mile in his shoes. Who the fuck is Nicky Smoke's
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: gonna vote for or move for this year? Who is
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: fucking solely gonna root for? I thinks always doing it
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: right now, solely.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: Is doing it. And Dana did it too. Francis, do
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: you have a college.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Team that rack of ribs is not sitting good?
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: No, you need a blast ass.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm okay, do you have.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: A college team, Francis, you know because I've always just
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: been Penn State.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Because around right, I don't really have a college team.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: We're not a huge college football guy.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: It's hard.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: It's hard to follow and follow the NFL as close
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: as US.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: I don't. I would definitively say that I do not
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: have a college team. Yeah, I mean anything, even like
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think basketball football, those are the only
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: two sports that matter in college.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: Right, Hockey's pretty good?
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: No? Yeah, no, basketball and football are the only two
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: sports that matter periodcepver baseball off.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: The Phillies winning basketball is awful. What basketball blows?
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: College basketball? Yeah, the March madness is probably probably you
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: could argue one of the best, if not the best
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: sports tournaments playoffs in all of sports.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: And plus the women, what about the queen? What about
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Caitlyn Clark?
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: Bro true, I am a clarkhead. I think Clark, I
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: think I'm I think I like women's basketball more than
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: men's college basketball.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Pause.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well what a fucking uh? You truly are a
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: warrior on the front line or you're just signaling your virtue.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just not a big basketball I like watching
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: the last quarter of basketball, like I liked watching the
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: Celtics win it.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: All, of course, Yeah, so you're basketball.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: I liked watching the playoff basketball that that period where
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: it was NHL playoffs and basketball playoffs were was pretty incredible.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that was.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: But football is the best by far.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: I saw Rowan this weekend and we I was I
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: was leaving for the weekend and he was leaving I
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: think at the same time, and then when I arrived
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: home for the weekend, he was arriving home with the same.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Really, we're in the same cycle, we're syncd up.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: It's pretty funny.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: Broun. You went deep sea fishing this weekend and it
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: turned out not to be deep sea. Yeah, I was
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: gonna say it didn't look like deep sea.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: It wasn't deep sea.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: Looked more like surface.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: The wife was, uh, she was not interested in going
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: out deep sea really think. I was like, we'll go
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: deep sea.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: She was like, it's kind of scary. I don't really
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: like like being on a boat when you can't see anything,
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: like you can't see land is like horrifying to me.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: And even like we weren't even that far out, and
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: she was like getting like sick, she gets sick. I
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: was like, I was, these dudes don't fish tuna. Like
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: they go three hours out and like go to like
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: the fucking continental shelf and like fish tuna. They said,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: the tuna are super smart.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: They do fish tuna.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: They do Oh okay, So that like that was on
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: the table if we wanted to go all the way out, but.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: She was tuna fishing is pretty insane. I've never done it,
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: but I've I know people that have and it's pretty cool.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: I was asked them, like, what is the smartest fish? Like,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: did these fish have a fucking idea that there's like
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: bait being dangled in front of them or they trying
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: to nip at the bait and get around it? Are they?
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: They're like, tuna are the smartest fish?
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Like that?
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: They fish personally, they can fish. The tuna will be
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: running around, uh, trying to like escape them, Like they'll
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: know the tuna are there, but the tuna will be
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: intentionally avoiding them. Yeah, they were calling me the fucking
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: mackerel fucking king though.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Were you guys just doing the mackerel rig where you
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: just yank it up and snag mackerel?
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: No? No, we were just uh I mean just dropping
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: dropping weight, hitting the bottom and fucking we I mean
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: we caught probably like like fifty fish each, Like we
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: were catching a ton of fish.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: What and not all keepers you caught? You caught mackerel,
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: like you guys were fishing for mackerel. No, we were
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: just catching I was, I was catching them as bait.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: I was they kept them for as bait to go
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: tuna fish.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Did you catch stripers? No?
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: But we caught black bass.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: That's pretty sick.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: Blackbasketle small though, right, these ones weren't that big. Black
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: pass I think in general are pretty small.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but dude, we were fishing and off like the
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: end of Long Island and there was like some like satellite.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: I was like, what is that?
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, is that the thing that Stranger Things?
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's based it's Stranger Things based on is
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: this place called Camp Hope? And the dude was like,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: look up the stories about this place. There are crazy stories,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: conspiracy theories, everything. So I got back and I started
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: looking it up, and allegedly in the seventies they were
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: running these like Nazi style uh tests that they would
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: do and allegedly like snatching up kids from the neighborhood,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: running tests on these little boys, fucking killing some of
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: them and even worse for some other ones. But then
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: they said that that might have been a cover up
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: because there was supposedly during the Cold War nuclear Syloce
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: at that exact site. But my thinking was like, how
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: crazy is what they were doing If the cover up
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: was we're abducting little boys? Yeah, Like, how fucked is
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: what they were doing out there?
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: They're probably cloning little boys.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: But if they're just like if the cops came up
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: to them with like the flashlight was like, what's going
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: on here? You're like, oh, nothing to see here, We're
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: just fucking these little kids. Yeah, it was. It was insane.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: How fucking how deep Also Island. It's like the very
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: end of Long Island, damn, right next to the lighthouse. Yeah,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: that's pretty crazy, not doing anything, just uh outing these
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: little kids.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: You guys. Cop comes up and is like these aren't
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: even real cops and the kids are like what the
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: We knew all a dollar? Yeah, you guys go on
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: a charter.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Uh. It was like we paid a dude to use
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: his boat.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: It wasn't like he go with you. Yeah, so yeah,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: it was like he was like a guided trip.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: But it wasn't like it was like a big It
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: was like a tiny boat charter. It was just a
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: dude in his son.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: It's a charter.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Is that a charter? The charter sounds so nice. There
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: was like there wasn't even like a place to sit
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: down on this boat.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: I went on a charter when I was really young
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: with Mark Fisher.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Was it it might have been.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Was it Mark Fisher.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know how I'm gonna find this.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: I've been fishing with. Yeah, I don't think it was him.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: It couldn't have been.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: Couldn't have been.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: I went on a charter when I was really young
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: in Cape Cod with my dad and my grandfather and
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: my uncle, and we caught like hundreds, like because those
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: guys just they just fished the same spot. They know
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: exactly where the fish are going to be.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we went to a bunch of different spots. But
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: he was uh, I mean we were. We were catching
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: tons of fucking fish.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: That's pretty sick.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: When you guys sunburned. How it happened to your legs?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: They are pretty snun burned. I was getting cooked.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: Out, just your ankles.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: It was just like I was sitting on the beach,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: but I was like sitting up with my legs out.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: I see, so my legs are just eating it all.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: Do you put sunscreen on?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: I tried to get a base and then I put
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: sunscreen on, So I was like two hours no sunscreen.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: I'm not a bass guy. I abandoned the bass idea.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: This is gonna be like my only time this summer
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: to get sun, like any chance of getting sun like that.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: So I was like, let me this is this is
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: gonna be my one base that I get. Why did
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: you abandon the base?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: I just can't take I can't take the burn After Virginia,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: I've now I wear sunscreen like every day, and when
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: I go fishing, I wear like layers and I wear
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: a gator on my face to protect my face. Yeah,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: and I put sunscreen on my face.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: I wanted to have the gear. I wanted to go
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: like long sleeves or something like that. You gotta go
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: long sleeves, Yeah, you should have with a flap on
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: the back of the But I mean I was going
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: out for a fucking afternoon. I'm a fucking showbie. I'm
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: not like a fucking fisherman.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But like I like when we when we went
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: out with those guys, Me and Francis both had bucket
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: hats on and they were clown in us. Why because
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: they were like cause like I don't know, but like
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get a sunburn and then those guys don't
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: get burnt because they just go out on the water
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: every single day.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So what were they clown and what were they wearing.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: The eros, wearing like shorts and a T shirt and
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: baseball hats.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, I fell on the water. I deserve to
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: be I was a joke, absolute joke, dude.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: It's hard. It's hard to stand out there.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: It's hard to stand on a boat.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: That bitch was pitching, especially when both of your hands
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: are fucking on a rock.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: What I mean, like, did you take a drama mean
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: before you went out.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: I don't really get seasick, and I honestly think it's
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: childish when people get seasick and caick especially.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a little bit a whole sketch about that.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, about men getting carsick. It's actually about
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: a guy in the military who comes home and then
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: they drive to go get like pizza, and he throws
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: up like you were in Iraq, but you throw up
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: when you're in a volthough.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so insane.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like to see that.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: It's pretty funny.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: Is that online somewhere? Yeah, like you'r you page or something.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: It was an out of order sketch. Oh okay, Yeah,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: it was one of my favorite ones that we've done.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: People were like when grown men are like, I need
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: to be in the front seat.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh dude, my entire childhood. I remember that guy,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: my grandparents really.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I get, I get. I'm like, look, we as
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: a car have an option. Either you let me sit
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: in the front or I will throw up in the car.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: So crazy to me, that's how my ten month old
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: dog acts.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: It's the way I am.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: Dog's throwing up in the car is so brutal. It's
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: like it's like infuriating, but you feel bad, but like
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: you look like they're in the car for thirty seconds
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: and you look back and your your dog is like
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: shaking in the back seat, projectile vomiting, and you're like,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: what happened? How is it that's been in the car
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: for thirty seconds?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: What is it evolutionarily that makes some people have to
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: fucking throw up from being in a car?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: Well, guy like Francis probably can't get his head out
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: of his phone.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: No, that's not true. I know better than to.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: Be Balloon's tower Defense five.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: I won't.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: I'm carsick. I'm gonna I played my game too long,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: too hard. I played Temple Run for too long, and
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: now I feel sick.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: I don't look at my phone. I can't. I can't
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: because I know that'll just exacerbate it.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: Getting carsick is one of the worst feelings on earth.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: I think that's right up there with getting sick from nicotine.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: Getting sick from nicotine is like the most foul sickness.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: It is nasty.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: Have you ever gotten sick from like smoking a cigar
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: or like dip like cigarettes? Cigarettes?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: And every one time I fucking went outside with like
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: early on in my probably my first year working at Barstool,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: I went outside with fucking tech guy Andrew and yeah
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Marlborough Red and I fucking he like one drag, sucked
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: it all down and I took like two puffs of
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: it and I had to like go and lay on
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: a bean bag chair and hold my tummy like it
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: was so foul. It took me out for hours on end.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: Guy Andrew smoked cigarettes like the fucking Tom and Jerry. Yeah,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: like video.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: At once Peruvian flutes.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he pan flutes the cigarettes down. Yeah, it's uh,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: it was nasty work. I was like, yeah, I'll have
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: a cigarette. And I think like the only cigarettes I
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: like smoked were like when I was fucked up at
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: that time. Yeah, there's a lot of rude awakenings like
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: even my first day I was like a trial at Barstool.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: I was doing like a three day trial and I
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: got fucked up, like the second night with like my
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: friends out in Brooklyn and I going into work the
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: next day. I could not believe how hungover I was
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: and how much it affected my brain.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: And then like three months into work actually working at Barstool,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: I like shake Shack for lunch one day. Oh, and
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: I like it took me out for fucking hours. Yeah,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Like I was shitting my brains out so lethargic. Like there,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: I just learned so much about I thought I knew
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: about what a normal job was, but like it just
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: there's so much many little things you could do throughout
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: the day, though, will fuck your your life up.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: Shakeshacks on. I do not eat list period period. I
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: can't eat it.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: It's so good, though, Dude.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: Every time I eat Jack, it's like the worst stomach
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: ache I've ever had, what diarrhea, Like you can't believe.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: What's your guys favorite summer dinner meal?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Lobsterle yesterday the pan sared hal abit with maybe some dill,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: and then a like a side of summer corn salad
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: with cherry tomatoes and red onions and lemon and olive oil,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: and then maybe like a saute broccolini or ooh no,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: esteemed asparagus. It's crunchy. That's not too really, that would
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: be really nice.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: It sounds pretty good.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: That does sound very nice.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: I didn't sell it.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: I just did burgers, corn on the cob and potato
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: salad last night.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: It was just so.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Roll for lunch.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: If you do a burger and you take the bun
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: off and you put it on a bed of lettuce,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: and then you can cut it up and it becomes
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: this like healthy burger.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, that sounds awful, really nice.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: That's why you look on top of it. I'm trying
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: to not eat for a day.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: Talk dirty to me about the bird seed. A little
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: little bird seed in there.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: Throw some grains on that burger. You know what make
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: this burger better? Grain, some feed.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: It's a texture thing. I like a little crunch.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: I'm a crunch guy. I like some crunch.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: I don't mind a little bit of crunch.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: Crunch wrap Supreme.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Did you have a Oh my god, I love it.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: I was hunting for a fucking crunch wrap.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: Supreme is good for some reason. Taco Bell doesn't suck
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: up my stomach at all.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: It's you've been you've bet You're like the Dominican dude
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: who pissed on their hands. You're callous, You're you've You've
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: been forged in the fires of fucking Taco Bell.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: I had a burger. I had a smash burger on
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: Saturday before going to the stand.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Smash Burger the place or a.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: I ordered one. A smash burger, That's what But isn't
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: that that's what shakescheck makes? Yes burger?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: Did you eat with? No?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: I had Jack.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: He's a healthy guy.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: I diarrhea at the stand to the point that I
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: was like, they might not book me here again after this.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: It was the other way. They punished you with five shows.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Did Jack come into the stand?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, he was worn out from fishing.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: Took the train back from Harlem, he did. No, we
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: both did Sketchy train, the A train, the two. We're
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: from Harlem.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: Where does he live?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Couldn't tell you?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: Downtown on the West Side Hill.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: No, he's not. I do nowhere, but I'm not giving
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: you any more information. But you opened this No, you
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: opened it a million questions followed the track.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: You just you docked him. You said, Jack's a good
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Irish boy.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: You put me on the scent, and I can't said
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: I went fishing with my friend. And now it's turned
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: into where does he live?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: What's his name? Donahey or Doherty? Neither of those, but
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: it's something like that, right. No, it's Irish. No, you're
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: not named Jack unless you're Irish.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: He's not Irish, He's Italian.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, German, German, German, German.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: I'm going to meet him.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: You guys are going to get along like gang Buster.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: We sure will.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: I know, I know we will will never meet him.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: I will make him meet me.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: You'll never meet him.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: I'm going to meet him, and there's nothing you can
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: do about him.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: He's gonna hunt him, like the most dangerous game.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: So many ways to find Jack, D Jack d Jack Donkishon.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, German, a good German.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: D You guessed?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Did you have a pro or what'd you have a club?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: You have a golf thing this weekend.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: Or some show? Oh yeah, I lost the member guest,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: member guest and we didn't really dude, you texted us that.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: I said, what are you guys doing? And you said,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: member guests, And I looked it up, like I thought
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: it was like a professional tournament that you were watching. No,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I didn't know the member guest
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: was this weekend.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Like the Open?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: I played, Uh, I played. The last match was nine holes.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Every match was nine holes, and I played. We played
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: against two guys that I'm good friends with, my buddy Dustin.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: I know Dustin, good people.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: Dustin Diamond played screech and saved by the bell.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: Do you want to know more about Dustin?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: Not at all? Couldn't care less.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: He likes his steak bloody, rare.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: All.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: One thing about Dustin.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: I'll give you stuff about Dustin.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: He eats capers raw and out of a bowl.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: One thing about Dustin is that guy's going to get
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: a rare steak, Oh my god. And if they say
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: we don't do rare, he'll go back and he'll cook
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: it himself.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Well, he barely look at it real hard. That's how
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: he likes his steak done. He said, just concentrate on
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: it for a second and send it out.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: A light hair dryer, just warming it up.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Dustin's Asians, so he does like a little wago Kobe beef.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: Huh did I meet Dustin? I think.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think you have. What's his real name, it's
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: gotta be this. He's a spectacular golfer. But we were
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: playing against him and his partner, his guest, and it
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: was me and my guest and Dustin and I played
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: sometimes where we do a shot a hole. If you
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: win the hole, the other team has to take a shot.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: But invariably we were drinking.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: Feels irresponsible you do for the member guests, and then
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: if you if you tie a hole, it carries so
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: on the next hole you have to take two shots
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: if you lose, and taking two shots on a hole
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: because we were drinking.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: Nips, so it's like a full one and a half
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: ounce tequila cold. And I think that in nine holes,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: I think I had because a lot of the time
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: they would lose, but I'd say I'll do it with
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: you anyway. And I think I had seven shots and
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: nine holes and we played. We played it in two hours,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: so it's seven shots and nine holes. Plus I had
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: a couple of like you know, high noons.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: A couple of high noons, a couple of pink Whitney's
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: on the rocks.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: It was one of those things where like I didn't
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: feel that drunk when we walked off. Of course, an
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: hour later I was so drunk because it all caught.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Up to home, Tesla, This one's on you.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: I woke up to my garage attendant being like.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Senor, you want to clean off the blood.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: You want the charger, you want the job.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: You want to take the human haird out of there.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: No, that's deer, Go ahead and grill it.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's a blast.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: It was really fun. We had a great time, awesome weekend.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: I had to do a roast for the opening ceremonies.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: They asked me to do it. Oh yeah, you told
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: me about that, So I wrote a bunch of jokes
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: about people that were playing in the tournament.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: You got a bag for that?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: I did? Okay, okay, really they waved half our They
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: waved half our entry fee?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: That yeah, how much is the entry fee?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say surgeon's salary. It was good.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: It was good money. It was also hard. Did you
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: kill Yeah? I did well, But like people are, it's outside.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: People aren't aware that this is happening. I had to
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: gather everyone around to get them close enough to have
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: any concentration of laughter, and then I just started ripping
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: people Apartton's.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Here, he's gay, Murphy's here, You're still cheating on your wife,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: you bastard.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: I went sick, fuck you, sick, fuck Murphy.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: I went down a deep rabbit hole of TikTok videos
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: of dudes on golf courses, film from the perspective of
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: the cargirl and like just the cargirls, like basically just
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: getting harassed. Yeah, it was fucking nasty.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: Should have seen Francis off of nine Shots.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 12: Get over your bitch, my friend Dustin's thirsty.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even that kind of ship. It was like
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: much more Lewde and like. So it made me uncomfortable,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: and it's hard to make me uncomfortable through the con screen.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: Tough dudes, you like, I'll take two beers in some vagina,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, she loves us.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Take a little extra. It's twenty bucks. Whence you can
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: buy yourself some panties.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, swap them in, swap them out. It's so nasty
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: what dudes are doing at what golf men are doing.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: That's why I don't play the sport. No, that's why
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: I just I'm a fisherman through and through. I get
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: out on the water. The dude who I was out
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: in the water with it was like a father son
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: who like run the business.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they were.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Even sure to tell me. They're like, yeah, we just
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: have a trailer park on some land up here that
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: we rent. We don't even own the land that we're on,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: basically being like we're not affluent. But uh, they were
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: such stoic fishermen, like they didn't fucking barely talked at all.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: Just like it gave me a whole new appreciation for
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: just the silence.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: Real on the water.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: You think fishermen are talkative guys.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: Guy, when you go out with a guy, they just
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: yap your year off. Really. Yeah, it was kind of
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: conversation guys.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was starting to be like my
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: conversational self and then I was like, let me dial
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: it back a little bit and just let the fucking
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: with the waves talk.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: That's what I like, listen to the sit in silence.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and just go fucking shit snagged again. God
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: fucking hate this ship.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: I wasn't getting snag No birds nests for me.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: Brother, Yeah, that's nice. That's the best part about fishing
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: in the ocean. No snags, no, no cass trees, the
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: trees to claim your flies.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: No, I was fucking oh my god, it.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: Was a jet.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: They they were like, uh, like, are you guys keeping
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: any like do you guys want to keep any of these?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: And we're like no, like we don't have anywhere to, Like.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: Dude, I would have loved for you to because they'll
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: clean it for you and put it in the they'll
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: make it into the flames and then you can put
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: it in a frozen cooler or whatever and bring it
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: back to me and I would have cooked it.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: They said that, well, I just didn't even have like
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: a cooler to bring out there. I was just basically
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: catch and release the entire time. But they were like
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: sometimes we like the morning crew that they took out,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: they were like, they just had them kill all the
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: fish and then at the end they're like, oh, you
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: guys want these, Like we don't want these, so they
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: just commit genocide of fish and we're just like killing
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: them for the sport of killing.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: What the fuck, dude, that's insane.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: That's really bad. Yeah, but I bet knowing those fishermen
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: as I do, yes, they did probably make use of
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: the meat.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: I hope so. But the guys were like, yeah, we don't,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: we don't want these, like we don't we don't need this.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: Fuck man, that seems really against the code.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean I'm sure the people didn't know
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: or they just were. I had of bloodlust.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: But uh, we should do a catching cook We should go,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: we should go to you should come with me in
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: New Jersey this weekend. Catching fishing cooking is the Olympics
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: opening ceremonies. Though when Saturday, I'm going. Saturday already rented
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: the car, Bro. He just has to borrow the car, Bro,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: And now I can't. I don't want to go to
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: Brooklyn and then have to come back.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: I would drop it off.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: Am I gonna make you drop off?
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: I would put the car into him, put the car
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: in the back seat of an uber car.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: I've been thinking of buying a car.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: We just go Getting Only Fans podcast, They'll buy you
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: a car.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah true, I saw that.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: Did you see that? Francis No Only Fans girl bought
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: Lenning your car?
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: Is that for real?
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Like one of those cute little cars. What are they
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: called that?
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: No, you're not for real.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: Portion nine to eleven Matt black tinted windows raised.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: No, it was like one of the ones to.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: Be raised for him bottoming out on speed bumps.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: It was the ones that you see on Nantucket, like
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: those like cute little.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: Ones that uh a smart car.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: No, it's like they're they're like a throwback to a
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: four gone era.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: It's like a car that like a like an indie
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: band would like drive around and they like parked all
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: of our money.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: They get this, they put it in front of a
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: bootique hotel.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: My dad was like, picture of Google. My dad don't
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: thirty percent of Google. But we saved up all of
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: our money to buy this van.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: And he was like, you know what car I really want?
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Talking to this OnlyFans girl who said she's like clear,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: like twenty million dollars last year, He's like, you know
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: what car I really want? They're like, why didn't you
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: get one? He's like, I can't afford it. He can
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: for sure, and yeah, he's saved every cent. He's every dad.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: The only thing he ever bought was an inflatable hot
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: tub to put on his back deck at his mom's
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: house that he almost drowned in. But he uh. They
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: basically he was like he was like playing koy that
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: true story drowning is.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: Playing coy in that hot tub.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was. He turned into a coy pomp. But uh,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: it was uh. He was just like being like like sliving,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: like no, I couldn't like afford it, like we should
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: get you, and he's like, no, I can't accept that.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: And then like immediately they're like, no, it's already bought,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: like you have to down payment made or whatever. And
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: they just bought him a twenty eight thousand dollars.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: Taxes on that are going to be a nightmare.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: Where's he gonna drive it?
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: I know, right, well, I guess he doesn't live in
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: the city.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: What if he drove it into work?
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be sick.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: It's like a puttering, fucking flintstonemobile.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: If he doesn't live in the city, you could easily
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: drive that thing around. Oh easily, dude. When I when
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: I rented that car last week to drive back to
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: New York, I I couldn't return it that night because
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: it was two am, so I had to find parking.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: There's a ton of parking around me.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because everyone's down on your street and rattos at
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: the fucking Hampton's true. You think anyone from.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: The easy and your Monday is the number one easiest really, Yeah,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: they don't have any there's nothing.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: It's a Monday technically, right, but as.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: Long as you're out by eight am mons on Monday morning. Yeah,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: I had to move it by park anywhere. Sunday is
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: the easiest day to park.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: It's pretty that that part sucks. That's why I couldn't
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: do it, like I.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: Like, well, you'd need to get at a garage.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to wake up early as ship to
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: move it.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: You'd need to put it in a garage. Yeah, which
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: is going to be nine dollars.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: A month for you. Yeah, you can't afford. So I
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: will not be getting a car. Let's go ahead scratch
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: that idea. But the amount of money that I spend
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: on rental cars is exorbitant. It's a lot of money.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: Just get a what's a beater, like a shitty car
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: hoop yeah hoopy yeah, raised of course of course, so
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: I can take it off road.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Big tires, monster drug tires.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: Just getting a Toyota Corolla raised.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: That's the opposite of what the our Hispanic brothers do.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: They lowered their soup them up.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: They like them low. Yeah, they like their cars like
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: skimming the gravel.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: How do they go over speed bumps?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: You can go over one two tires, you go to
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: the side, You go over sideways. Two of them go
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: off to the side, and then the other two go up.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: You gotta download there's another GPS app like Ways but
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: for lowered cars. What hells you avoid all speed bumps?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a fact.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: You just drive on tennis courts.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: All day, skating rinks, just drive on basketball courts. That's
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: ind the podcast.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: Pussy and what I could go all day? Bro.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: I know I'm a pussy, but we got a record
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: later on this week. We're not bank. We're not. We
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: completely stopped banking any episodes.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: No, we're not West Banking anymore.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: It's all right, I gotta go back to my apartment
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: and beat Clemson.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know you're calling your dick Clemson these days classic.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: All right, that's the podcast. We'll see you guys on Thursday. Goodbye.