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- Dana: My New Year's glasses looked like they'd been dipped in wet sand by 10 o'clock. That was a rim of edible glitter, and it did not stay put. It migrated. Margaux: Welcome to The Monégasque Table. Today's question is the one every holiday host asks after the first party and before the second: how do you rim a cocktail glass with edible glitter so it actually stays put? Dana: Because mine went from "ooh" at 8 to "why is my lip grey" at 10. Margaux: Here's the answer up front, in 4 parts. Vodka, not water. A saucer, not the jar. Flake, not dust. And the rim of the glass, not the drink — the glitter goes on the outside edge, where a lip meets it. The method comes from a home-entertaining tutorial I read this week: spread the glitter on a small plate, dip the rim of the glass in vodka, then dip the wet rim in the glitter. The tutorial's own reason for the vodka is the whole trick — it works better than water because it evaporates more quickly, so there's less dripping, melting and sticky mess. What went wrong with your glasses is almost certainly water, and the fix costs nothing. Dana: I used water. I used a wet paper towel, actually, which is worse, isn't it. Margaux: It's water with a delivery system. Water sits on the rim, runs down the glass, and keeps everything it touched wet for the rest of the night — that's your migration. A spirit flashes off in seconds and leaves the glitter sitting on a dry edge. Dana: Sparkle Lab. Why does it matter that the rim is dry? It stuck when it was wet. Wet is how it got on there. Margaux: Wet is how it gets on; dry is how it stays. Think about every surface we've covered on this show — icing, chocolate, fondant. The surface supplies the grip while it's tacky, and then the surface sets and holds what it caught. A glass never sets. There's nothing to harden. So the only thing holding glitter to a glass rim is the thin film of whatever you dipped it in — and if that film stays liquid, the glitter floats on it and slides. The tutorial's parenthetical is the tell: it says the vodka point matters especially if you're rimming with sugar, because sugar melts into water and goes sticky. The mineral itself is almost insoluble in water, according to the safety data sheet, so it doesn't dissolve — it just goes wherever the water goes. Dana: Flake or dust, then. Plainly. Margaux: Flake, on a glass. The drink-glitter flakes run 50 to 500 microns and sit proud on the rim like frost on a window, and each flake is a tiny mirror pointed somewhere different, so the rim sparkles from across the room. The fine luster dust is 5 to 25 microns and lies flat — on a glass rim it reads as a faint metallic smear, and that's the "grey lip" you described. The dust is a wonderful thing on a cake and the wrong thing on a rim. Dana: And sugar? Everybody online mixes the glitter into rimming sugar. Margaux: Plenty of people do, and the tutorial's warning covers it: once there's sugar on the rim, water is even more of a problem, because now something can melt. If you go the sugar route, the vodka step stops being a nice-to-have. I'll say plainly what the tutorial doesn't say, because I won't invent it: it publishes no quantity, no drying time and no make-ahead window. So if someone online tells you "rim them 2 hours before and they're fine," they measured that themselves, or they didn't measure it at all. Dana: My round, and it's about the plate. You said a saucer, not the jar. Fine. But I'm rimming 12 glasses, so I tip out a decent pile, and when the 12th glass is done there's a pile left — and that pile has met 12 wet rims. The jar was $14.99. Am I supposed to put a pile of vodka-fogged glitter back in a $14.99 jar? Because I did, and I think that's why the jar clumped by February. Margaux: That's the round you win, and it's the most expensive mistake on this whole topic. What's on the plate never goes back in the jar. The category storage guidance says even the residual moisture from a recently washed hand is enough to start clumping — a plate that has met 12 wet rims is a puddle by that standard. So the method is: tap out a little, rim a few glasses, tap out a little more. Small pile, refilled often, and whatever is left at the end is the cost of the party. A pinch in a drink is the printed serving — 0.1 grams — and a rim is not a pinch; nobody has published what a rim takes and I won't guess. Tip small, and you'll find out what your rims take. Dana: What's in the glass? Because I've been rimming everything from martinis to the kids' ginger ale. Margaux: The listing that covers this pigment is section 350 of part 73, and its beverage entry names cocktails, cordials, liqueurs, flavored alcoholic malt beverages, wine coolers, and non-alcoholic cocktail mixes and mixers. It carves out tonic water, eggnog, and drinks typically consumed without added alcohol — juices and soft drinks — by name. I'm describing what the listing says and stopping there; I'm not going to rule on your ginger ale or on anybody's jar, ours included. What I'll say as a host is that a clear cocktail is where a rim looks best anyway, and the listing and the photograph agree on that one. Dana: Who should skip the rim? Margaux: 3 skips. If your guests drink through straws, skip the rim — a rim is for lips, and a straw never touches it, so it's decoration nobody tastes and glitter on the tablecloth by midnight. If your glasses double-park — people set them down, lose them, take a fresh one — skip it, because you'll rim 40 glasses for 20 guests. And if the drink itself is the show — a swirl in a clear glass — pick one: a shimmer rim on a shimmer drink is a lot, and the pinch in the glass is the cheaper of the two, about 15 cents at the printed serving. Dana: Dana's Scorecard. I came in with wet-sand glasses and a grey lip. Where I landed. One: vodka, not water — the spirit flashes off and the water doesn't, and that's the whole migration problem. Two: a glass never sets, so the film is all that holds it; keep the film dry and the flake stays. Three: flake on a rim, dust on a cake — 50 to 500 microns versus 5 to 25. Four: the plate. Small pile, refilled often, and nothing goes back in the jar — that's my round and my February clump explained. Five: nobody publishes how much a rim takes or how far ahead you can do it, and I'd rather hear "not published" than a guess. My caveat: I still think a shimmer rim on a plain gin and tonic looks great, and you've told me the rulebook names tonic water, so I'm going to sit with that. Margaux: Sit with it — I read the line; I don't rule on the glass. The footnote: the MONÉGASQUE Silver Sparkle 10 gram drink glitter is on Amazon at $14.99, about 100 pinches at the printed serving, and it's the frost-on-a-window flake this whole episode was about. Dana: Next time, cookies by the dozen. How much edible glitter do you need for a Christmas cookie exchange, and which jar? Margaux: There's a dozens number in the invitation, and it does most of the math. One note before we go — this show is produced by the team at Monégasque, with AI-crafted hosts, and every number you heard was checked by humans against the documents. See you at the table.