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Romeo In The Morning 7-27-26 · Romeo In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: I was going on this Romeo, it's a Monday, and
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  Speaker 1: we talked a little bit about pool parties. We talked
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  Speaker 1: about some of those crazy remedies that you guys have
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  Speaker 1: for I don't know, fixing your hair loss or things
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  Speaker 1: like that. Plus we talked a little bit about some
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  Speaker 1: of the dumbest things you watched. Man, I watched some
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  Speaker 1: crazy things over the weekend. Check it out. I want
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  Speaker 1: to talk about something that was funny to me. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you ever really think about this,
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  Speaker 1: never doing something again.
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  Speaker 2: And I.
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  Speaker 1: Was a friend of mine she got this is happened
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  Speaker 1: a few years ago. She was going through divorce, got divorced.
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  Speaker 1: Now she's single again, and at one point during a conversation,
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  Speaker 1: she was telling me, hey, you know, I thought I
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  Speaker 1: would never have to do this again. In the bedroom
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  Speaker 1: she and you guys all know what she was referring to.
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  Speaker 1: You know what most wives stop doing after they get married.
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  Speaker 3: But she had made that comment, and it was amongst.
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  Speaker 1: A group of friends, close friends, we all grew up together,
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  Speaker 1: and everybody just kind of laughed. And she's because she
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  Speaker 1: really said that, I thought I would never have to
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  Speaker 1: do that again.
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  Speaker 3: But that's got me to thinking.
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  Speaker 1: About Well, we all started talking about things we thought
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  Speaker 1: or think will never do again or know that we'll
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  Speaker 1: never do again. Right, do you have something that you
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  Speaker 1: know you'll never do again. I know, I had sushi
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  Speaker 1: for the first time about probably about fifteen years ago,
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  Speaker 1: and I got so sick the night I had it
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  Speaker 1: that I will never touch it again. I'll never try it.
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  Speaker 1: I won't I'll never have it again. I can adamantly
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  Speaker 1: say that one percent. I will never eat U sushi
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  Speaker 1: again in my life. And then I started to think
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  Speaker 1: about other things that I will never like.
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  Speaker 3: There's a good shot.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, we've been giving away Magic Mountain tickets.
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  Speaker 3: I've been to Magic Mountain.
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  Speaker 1: I have actually been to Magic Mountain in high school.
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  Speaker 1: Since I've lived in Bakersfield, I have I have never gone,
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  Speaker 1: not for any reason. I just I guess I have
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  Speaker 1: no reason to go. I'll probably never go to Magic
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  Speaker 1: mount again. I'll probably never go to Disneyland again. And
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  Speaker 1: we used to go to Disneyland a couple of times
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  Speaker 1: a year for years, you guys know. So I was
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  Speaker 1: just thinking about some of the things that I will
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  Speaker 1: never do again. And do you guys have something that
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  Speaker 1: you just know you'll never do again already four two five,
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  Speaker 1: four seven to seven. Gosh, I'm just trying to think
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  Speaker 1: in my head what I will what I've done in
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  Speaker 1: the past and we'll never do again. Or I've done
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  Speaker 1: it once and we'll never do it again.
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  Speaker 3: You guys got anything. What do you think you'll never
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  Speaker 3: do again?
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  Speaker 1: Something you've tried, or maybe it was something you've done
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  Speaker 1: regularly and now all of a sudden, you just know
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  Speaker 1: you'll never do it again. You'll never do it again
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  Speaker 1: already four two five, four than to seven. Hey, Romeo,
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  Speaker 1: So I got to tell you this. When my wife
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  Speaker 1: turned fifty, she wanted to go skydiving, and she convinced
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  Speaker 1: me that that is what we should do for her birthday.
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  Speaker 3: So we went and did it.
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  Speaker 1: It was the most scariest thing I've ever done.
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  Speaker 3: We'll never do it again.
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  Speaker 1: My wife wants to try it all over again, but
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  Speaker 1: I told her I'll never do it.
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  Speaker 3: She'll have to do it on her own. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I would never do that to begin with. I would
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  Speaker 1: never even skydive to begin with. But yeah, what do
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  Speaker 1: you think you'll never do again? You know if you
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  Speaker 1: had if Yeah, what do you think you'll never do again,
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  Speaker 1: lady four two, five four or seven to seven. Let's
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  Speaker 1: see Rome the Legends of the Deep. Last time I
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  Speaker 1: went to Six Flags, I got a nosebleed on one
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  Speaker 1: of the rides. I don't think I'll ever go back again.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I just wonder that there are there
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  Speaker 1: things you'll never do again. You know, you gotta have something, right,
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  Speaker 1: everybody's gotta have something.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Rome. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes it makes me happy and sometimes it makes me
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  Speaker 1: sad that I will never have kids again or get
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  Speaker 1: married again.
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  Speaker 3: You know, there was an old.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny that you bring that up, because you guys
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  Speaker 1: remember the show Friends, right, there was some Friends episode
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  Speaker 1: where Monica is that her name, the one the one
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  Speaker 1: that the brother Ross's brother, Ross's sister. Well, she said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm never gonna have a first kiss again. I'm never gonna,
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  Speaker 1: you know, have that feeling again. And what was the
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  Speaker 1: what was the old school kind of the same thing,
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  Speaker 1: A right, like you're never gonna sleep like for some
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  Speaker 1: of you, or you're never gonna have sex with ever again,
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  Speaker 1: with somebody else than the person you're with right now.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe that's kind of.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, maybe you don't want to, but just the
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  Speaker 1: idea You're never gonna kiss another girl again or another
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  Speaker 1: guy again. You're never I mean, these things are it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of interesting when you think about it. Already four two, five, four,
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  Speaker 1: seven to seven. Uh, Hey, good morning, Rome. I will
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  Speaker 1: never trust a family anymore, from my own parents to
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  Speaker 1: both sides of the family as well, if that makes
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  Speaker 1: any sense. Sure, sure, I have family members that I'll
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  Speaker 1: never see again. And I know that for a fact.
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  Speaker 1: You know, and I grew up with them. You know,
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  Speaker 1: our friends I'll never see again.
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  Speaker 3: Things like that.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think you know already? Four two, five,
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  Speaker 1: four or seven to seven? What will you never do again?
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  Speaker 1: What will you never do again?
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  Speaker 3: Something?
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 3: There's something that you've.
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  Speaker 1: Done or regularly done in your life and you'll never
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  Speaker 1: do it again? What is it already? Four two or
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  Speaker 1: seven and seven? Hey?
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  Speaker 5: Rome?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever gone to the Super Bowl? A few
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  Speaker 1: years back when the Super Bowl was in New Orleans?
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  Speaker 1: I went to the Super Bowl, me and some buddies.
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  Speaker 1: I can promise you I will never do that again.
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  Speaker 1: It was so busy, it was so crowded, it was
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  Speaker 1: so hard to do anything. It just wasn't fun. On
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  Speaker 1: top of that, we didn't have great seats, so we
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  Speaker 1: didn't even really get to to see the game. I
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  Speaker 1: will never watch a super Bowl again live. I'll just
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  Speaker 1: sit on my couch with my buddies. I've heard that,
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  Speaker 1: by the way before. Somebody else told me that. Oh
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  Speaker 1: it was Mark Mark Carroll if Carpent Outlet. Plus he
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  Speaker 1: told me that once. He said always he goes you
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  Speaker 1: want to go to a super Bowl? I think it
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  Speaker 1: was him. You want to go to a super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: once just to see that, You'll never want to go
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  Speaker 1: again because it's just not as fun, Yo, rome Going
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  Speaker 1: to a live football game is like getting married. You
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  Speaker 1: do it once, so you know you never want to
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  Speaker 1: do it a second time. Actually going to a live
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  Speaker 1: football game is amazing, depending on where you sit and
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  Speaker 1: the game. So I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Already four two top four or seven to seven. Okay, hey, Romeo,
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  Speaker 1: I will never get married again. My first wife was
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  Speaker 1: so crazy and things got so out of hand. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think I can ever do it again. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's a fair statement. If you can't handle it once
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  Speaker 1: already four two top four or seven to seven, you
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  Speaker 1: think there's anything that you've done that you'll never do again.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking about some things that you think you'll never
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  Speaker 1: do again. All right, a poort two pop four or
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  Speaker 1: seven to seven. This is funny because this is the
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  Speaker 1: opposite of what we're talking about. Hey, Romeo, let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you a question. To talk about things you'll never
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  Speaker 1: do again? How about things you'll never stop doing? My
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  Speaker 1: husband is forty four years old, he has a good job,
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  Speaker 1: we have a family, but he will not stop.
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  Speaker 3: Playing video games.
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  Speaker 1: Rome Don't you think at some point, once you become
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  Speaker 1: an adult, a father, a husband, that you gotta let
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  Speaker 1: it go. I don't think he'll ever stop playing video games. Romeo,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you should ask that question. What will these men
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  Speaker 1: never stop doing that their wives want them to? I mean, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's funny to you say that because I stopped playing
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  Speaker 1: video games years ago and I used to really enjoy him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
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  Speaker 1: A great question, things that you'll never stop doing. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of guys are out there saying
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  Speaker 1: my wife will never stop shopping, you know, for nonsense.
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  Speaker 1: So maybe it's a great question. You got a great question.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe after you want maybe is he playing video games
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  Speaker 1: with the kids or just by himself. I'm assuming he's
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  Speaker 1: playing one of those uh idiotic third person games or
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  Speaker 1: first person or second whatever they are games, right, I'm guessing.
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  Speaker 1: All right, it's a good question though, before two, five,
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  Speaker 1: four or seven to seven.
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  Speaker 6: Brother, it ain't damn, we don't need to stop playing
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  Speaker 6: video games.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there is.
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  Speaker 6: Getting at home.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 6: You ain't doing nothing wrong if you want to screen
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  Speaker 6: at you ain't after wilding out, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 6: it's home.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. Playing video games as an adult
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  Speaker 1: is embarrassing unless you're making money off it or you
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  Speaker 1: want whatever whatever those damn gaming twitch or whatever it is.
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  Speaker 1: Now hey on.
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  Speaker 6: Now, nah, you know what you must not still be
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  Speaker 6: good at him? No more because I remember what my
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  Speaker 6: pes we hadn't met, and I stopped playing for a
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  Speaker 6: little bit for me.
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  Speaker 3: Up again, no video games.
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  Speaker 1: If you're over you're over forty playing video games and
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  Speaker 1: you got a wife and kids, you are you're pretty pathetic.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, unless you're playing with your kids.
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  Speaker 4: I can't.
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  Speaker 3: I can't go with you on that one. I mean
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  Speaker 3: unless unless.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, that's see, that's different. There are a lot
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  Speaker 1: of guys right now that are so pathetic that they're
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  Speaker 1: sitting around playing video games. While their wife's over there
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  Speaker 1: looking for something to do, and then they wonder why
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  Speaker 1: they get cheated on because he was too bad. Those
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  Speaker 1: video games are very time consumer, but if you're playing
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  Speaker 1: with their kids, that's a different. That's different.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's the only way I really get it,
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  Speaker 2: get it in.
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  Speaker 6: You know that we should have.
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  Speaker 2: Had the time, but I like to blame.
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  Speaker 1: That's yeah. But you could literally say, let me, what's
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  Speaker 1: the longest you've ever played a video game?
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  Speaker 3: And one day in one city?
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  Speaker 6: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Well no, more than probably an hour?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, See that's the I know clowns that play video
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  Speaker 1: games ten twelve hours a day. I mean, don't who
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  Speaker 1: got jobs and families? And how do you fit in
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  Speaker 1: a twelve hour video game day? And you got a family,
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  Speaker 1: a wife, and a job?
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  Speaker 6: Okay a little bit, okay, all right.
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  Speaker 5: Just.
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  Speaker 6: Though, did you ever put the mustard on your your ribs?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, I haven't made ribs in a while. I
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  Speaker 3: haven't done it again, I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: Just I just I haven't made ribs recently since the
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  Speaker 1: last time we talked about it.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well, you know we wait for you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, later I will try with mustard on the ribs.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry, don't worry. But we're talking about things that
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  Speaker 1: you'll never do again. And then somebody, a woman, brought
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  Speaker 1: this to our attention, some things that you'll never stop doing.
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  Speaker 1: She was referring to your husband. Apparently he plays video
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  Speaker 1: games all the time, and she doesn't understand. You know,
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  Speaker 1: he's forty four years old. I guess, right, so at
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  Speaker 1: a certain age you should stop, right, I mean, once
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  Speaker 1: you got and everything right, would you say, here, Romeo,
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  Speaker 1: I don't mind that my husband plays his video games.
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  Speaker 1: He works so hard. The least he could do is
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  Speaker 1: enjoy playing his video games being at home while I
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  Speaker 1: while I cook dinner for my husband and kids, and
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  Speaker 1: once everybody is already settled down, I like to also
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  Speaker 1: play my video games. I have the home monitor screen
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  Speaker 1: and I'm thirty three, he's thirty four. Well, I guess
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  Speaker 1: if you guys, if that's the thing you guys do together,
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  Speaker 1: that's different. I mean, I think there's there's adult men
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  Speaker 1: out there who would rather play video games than spend
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  Speaker 1: time with their wife and kids. You know, So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, already fourteen five four or seven to seven
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  Speaker 1: and mor than not, what's going on?
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  Speaker 7: Lou I got one thing that I'll never do again.
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  Speaker 1: Man, what's up?
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  Speaker 7: And this happened to me this year. I will never
• 12:54
  Speaker 7: buy another car off of Facebook Marketplace. So they drove
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  Speaker 7: away from some guy in Lost Hills, the hood king
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  Speaker 7: flying off on forty six. I was, yeah, it was
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  Speaker 7: a oh five ultimate wow. And I was like, good
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  Speaker 7: deal man, And I'll never buy a car off.
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  Speaker 3: A thing put that is hilarious, That's what it was.
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  Speaker 7: It's not hilarious now, I mean it is hilarious now,
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  Speaker 7: it wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: At the time.
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  Speaker 3: All right, all right, never.
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  Speaker 2: Buy a car from Facebook marketplace.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, Lardy board seven seven year ron. What if we
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  Speaker 1: flipped that woman's question, what do guys want their wives
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  Speaker 1: to start doing? Maybe if she starts, the husband would
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  Speaker 1: put that controller down. Entertain your man more than the game, homegirl. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so it's her job to entertain her man.
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  Speaker 3: Is that what you're trying to say?
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  Speaker 1: If if the guy has a if the guy has
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  Speaker 1: a choice between playing video games for entertainment or his girls,
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  Speaker 1: she's the one that has to entertain him, right, Okay?
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  Speaker 1: I romy I ever got kicked in the stones ever again.
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  Speaker 3: It's been a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, good morning, Romeo. I love that my man plays
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  Speaker 1: video games because I know he ain't going anywhere no bars.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's what you guys are worried about.
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  Speaker 3: That's more important.
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  Speaker 1: You know, video games are going to consume so much
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  Speaker 1: of his time that he's not going to be out
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  Speaker 1: hanging out with other people. That's a little weird, right.
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  Speaker 1: There is nothing to watch on TV. There's really nothing.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 3: What's funny is Netflix came out, and I still think.
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  Speaker 1: Netflix does the best job because Netflix still comes out
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  Speaker 1: with the entire season of a show, right, so you
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: can binge watch them. That's where the whole Netflix and
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  Speaker 1: Chill came. But you can sit there and binge watch
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  Speaker 1: episode a series and when you have nothing on all
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  Speaker 1: these other all these other ones. Now for the most part,
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  Speaker 1: the Apple, Apple.
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  Speaker 3: Amazon, Hulu.
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  Speaker 1: There you have to wait a week to watch the
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  Speaker 1: next episode. So you're right back with regular cable. You're
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: right back with regular TV programming. And they got commercials.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing has changed. It's funny how stupid people are. I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting on a sidetrack right now, but it's funny how
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  Speaker 1: stupid you people are by thinking about how great streaming
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: is when the reality is all streaming does did was
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: manipulate you into paying for different sites for the exact
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: same thing to get commercials and weekly programming. But you
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: guys are too stupid to know anything. But somebody told me,
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: why do you still have cable room? Why do you
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: still have cable? Because I have cable just like I
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: have the streaming sites, because you know what, they're all
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: the same except for Netflix. Nextflix puts it all out. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: That's not what I want to talk about. I want
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  Speaker 1: to talk about.
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  Speaker 3: The idea that there's nothing to watch.
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  Speaker 1: I got up Saturday morning about seven o'clock, not up
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  Speaker 1: to watch. This is what was on. This is what
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  Speaker 1: I watched Saturday morning. Okay, now listen to me. I
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  Speaker 1: watched World It was World Championship Juggle, the World Juggling Championship.
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  Speaker 3: I watched that.
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  Speaker 1: I was on some ESPN channel and if that wasn't
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  Speaker 1: good enough, I flipped over to another ESPN channel and
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  Speaker 1: it was the Papa Shot Papa Shot Championship, you know,
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  Speaker 1: a little basketball game you play at the arcade. They
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  Speaker 1: have a championship. And then I had to go. There
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: was nothing on, so I had to go do other stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I had to go somewhere. I had to go help
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  Speaker 1: my buddy because I couldn't there was nothing to watch.
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  Speaker 1: So you know what, we will watch some stupid things
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  Speaker 1: when there's nothing to watch. Because it got better on Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: I mean it got better on Sunday. On Sunday, I
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  Speaker 1: watched some idiots run around. Half of it was like
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  Speaker 1: a soccer game, but it wasn't. It was like a
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  Speaker 1: soccer game where you could touch the ball and score
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  Speaker 1: a point with a half the guys were running around
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  Speaker 1: the other half were in uh in bubbles, in plastic
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  Speaker 1: bubbles running around. I don't know what kind of dumbness
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  Speaker 1: this was, but yeah, I watched it. That one I
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  Speaker 1: only watched for a few minutes. And then the kicker,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I got two kickers. I watched something called
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: fling golf where if you can play it in flip flops,
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  Speaker 1: if you could play a game of chunkless. It's not
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  Speaker 1: a real sport. And then I had a hell of
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: a week. I gotta start drinking more. And then the kicker,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: the one that the one that just set it off.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Roof ball, roof football, roof ball, roof football.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Have you seen this?
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Things that we played when we were a kid in
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: the eighties where you throw a ball try to hit
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: the ventilation.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Pipes on the roof. Apparently this is on ESPN.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Now, just when I thought the dumbest thing on ESPN
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: was a dodgeball or no kickball, these clowns are throwing
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: a football at a pipe on a roof in somebody's
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: driveway and it's on ESPN. I don't know what this
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: world's coming to, man, I mean, seriously, but I can't well,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: what does that say about me?
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: I watched it.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I watched all of those for at least a little while,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: and then I did top it off with water Park Shark.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Have you guys seen water Park Shark. It's a great movie.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: You gotta check it out.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Seriously, bro, what is the dumbest thing you watch?
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: My god, I watched the stupidest things on television this weekend.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I spent time watching Oh my god, it was I
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: don't even know. I'm embarrassed for myself. I'm embarrassed with
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: me for doing it, alright, Ay four two, five, four
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: seven to seven. Wow. Over the weekend, man, I just
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: watched some of the dumbest things I've ever seen.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Sports.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Most of it was sports A couple of movies I
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: watched were just ridiculous. But man, what's the dumbest thing
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: you've ever watched? Hey? Already four two, five, four seven
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: seven a roam? If you watch land Man, it's on
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Paramount Plus. I can't wait for the next season. I
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: actually watched the first I've watched land Man, though I
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: don't I can't anticipate the next season. It's going to
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: be any good because the third season is it? The
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: third season, the second season whatever? The last season once
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: wasn't very good. It's going downhill. Already already four two, five,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: four seven seven a room? How was it at my bar?
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Nothing to watch on TV? Started watching Pillow Fighting Championships?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Already four two four or seven to
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: seven a room? One time I was flipping around the channels. Oh,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: and it was the pillow Fighting was on ESPN. Nice.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: So one time I was flipping around channel's room and
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: they were playing dodgeball, but somebody was juggling on each
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: side and they had to knock down the juggler. What
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: the hell is that?
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, there are.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Some stupid things on TV, man, seriously, And I watched
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: all of them over the weekend. I remember one time
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I was in a hotel room in the middle of
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: the night about mus have been about two am watching
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: wiffleball two man wolfleball tournament. Yeah, yeah, I don't know mey,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: good morning, buddy. Just started watching The Western. Then Little
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: House on the Prairie, so I had to watch it.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Couldn't find the remote on Netflix. Oh, Little House on
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: the Prairie. Little House on the Prairie is literally one
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: of the most There's two things I remember watching as
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: a kid that I absolutely did not want to watch
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Little House on the Prairie because my grandparents watched it.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom because my grandparents watched it,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: and Lawrence Well, my grandparents made us watch those with
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: them as kids. Oh my god, they were awful. I
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: hope I never see it again any of those. When
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I heard Little House on the Prairie was coming back,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe I couldn't turn it off fast enough
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: or not watch it fast enough. But then again, Little
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: House on the Prairie is probably better more entertainment than
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: what I watched this weekend. Romeo.
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: The dumbest thing that I've ever watched, hands down, has
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: to be cowboy Ruben trying to compete at a torking competition.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Guys, you guys really think you're funny sometimes, see what
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I say. Sometimes you guys need to just stop and
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: let me do the jokes and let me do the conversation.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: It was traumatizing, Romeo. You think about it, any one,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: all right? All right, all right, derogate what's real and
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: what's not real.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's my point right there. Okay, going out? What's
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: going on?
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: This is coronavirus talker.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: Hey, I'm getting ready going to work, but I just
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: jumped in the car and I just started hearing you
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: talk about like the Little House on the Purry. I
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: don't know what you're talking about, but I'm just gonna
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: throw mine out there. What I used to like watching
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: when I was like younger, Well, because I'm old, I
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: used to like watching Mama's Family. Oh my gosh, that
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: was so funny.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: Funny.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: It's funny that you're not paying attention because we're talking
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: about the stupidest things you've ever watched.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Okay, all right, I just got in the car and
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: I heard you talk so fun.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: All right, Oh my god. People need to pay attention
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: to what's going on? What is the dumbest thing that
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: you watched? I mean I yeah, so I spent the
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: weekend watching some of the dumbest things on television.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I watched an actual thing on ESPN where these fools
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: were in the front yard in their garage throwing a
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: football at a ventilation pipe on the top of the roof.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: They call that roofball, And.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Believe it or not, that was not the stupidest thing
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I saw. I saw this other game where these guys
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: were running. Half of them were just running around like
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: a version of soccer. Some of them had these bubbles
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: around them and you could touch the ball. That one
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: was about.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just some of the dumbest things.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Man, they put They'll put anything on television. Oh my god,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: They'll put anything on television, They'll put anything on the internet.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: There's just some stupid things out there that we watch.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: But I watched.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I was embarrassed. I watched it already. Four two, five, four,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: seven to seven.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: H What do you got here? Hey, Good morning Rome.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: The dumbest show was MASH.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Mash was actually a great show. Mash actually, I want
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: to say, had the most viewership. The ending of MASH
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: had the largest viewership I think till this day. I
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: think still to this day. I don't know what that
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: says about the show, but.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Mash was a great show.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with You?
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Fool?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Already? Four two found seven to seven gording out? What's
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: going on?
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: Good morning?
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: He's up?
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: Not much, it's solo, Gal, I have the dumbest show
• 24:45
  Speaker 8: ever for you.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: I don't think you can top me.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: What do you got?
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: The Heel Show, The Benny Hill Show.
• 24:54
  Speaker 8: Oh, it was just so stupid as the key.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: My mom watched it and it was.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, I can see that as a kid, But the
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Benny Hills Show is a classic television show.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm with you.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Dumb music.
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: I was like, oh my god, she's all into it.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Last I'm with you because there's a lot of things
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: we watched as kids that our parents loved and we
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: didn't understand them. I agree with you, but we were
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: dumb kids.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: What do we know exactly?
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Thanks for college.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: The Benny Hills Show. I forgot about the Benny Hills Show.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I would I didn't like the Benny Hill Show either.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Was a kid. I thought it was kind of I
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: don't know what the hell was so funny about it?
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: But is a classic? All right?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: E four four or seven to seven? Yo, rom what
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: a big Romans. Julio just wanted to say, what's up?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Good running into you. I'm out here taking trash on
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: my on my trash route. I'm hungover and died and
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: fired and tired already, Moulio. In a while, man has been, uh.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Has done?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Disappeared for a while, but that happens. People disappear. Roxanne
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: called up the other day. We hadn't heard from Roxanne
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: and probably geez, almost over a year. I don't know
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: what Roxanne. What happened to Roxanne? But she called in
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: the other day. Yeah, you know, you know, people disappeared
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: for a little bit and then they come back. They
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: always do the.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Money, Romeo, giveaway?
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: What time do you do?
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I just do it whenever I whenever I think about it,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: whenever I realize it.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: I actually forgot about it, about it, Romeo, are you
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: thinking about it?
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: I forgot all about it.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Now Monday, Romeo, one of those.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: All right, we'll keep listening, we'll do them, all right.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: I actually forgot all about it. It's a good thing.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: She called to remind me. Yeah, we're giving away backpacks
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Rodriguez and Associates.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Well, got uh, you gotta listen to that hall pass.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: He went a backpack full of goodies and our backpack
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: full of school supplies, I should say, and then you
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: get some of the grand prizes inside.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: So yeah, listen for that hall pass to win party.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: What's going on? You calling them for twenty nine congratulation?
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, what's you nay?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Man? All right, man, you got a backpack full of
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: school supplies from Rodriguez Associates, and of course on the
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: ninth of August, you're gonna open it find out.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: If you won any of the grand prizes. Okay, hell yeah,
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: all right. So remember we only got ninety four backpacks
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: to give away.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know how many we've given away already, so
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: you better keep listening. Get in. Don't forget. We've got
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: haircuts too, free haircuts on the fifth. I think that's
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: a Wednesday, but we'll talk about that over Get Faded
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Barber and Beauty College. I heard the school bell.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody already won. Ah, that's all right, you win
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: next time, all right?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Hung up on. They got mad because they didn't win,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: just hung up on me. Oh, school does start the twelfth. Okay,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: so school starts the twelfth. That means we got we're
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: gonna get you guys your haircuts on the fifth over
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Get Faded Barbering, Beauty College. That's twenty five hundred new
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Stein Rhoades Sweet two O three. All you got to
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: do is bring your kids down, get in line the
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: first ninety four kids. You know, we hand out little tickets.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: First ninety four kids get their haircut for free. After
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: that at six bucks? What else we got going on
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: about prizes and stuff down there as well? So what else? Oh?
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: And school starts the twelfth.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: The backpack giveaways on the ninth, so make sure you
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: keep listening for that haul pass to win one of
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: those ninety four backpacks from Rodriguez and Associates and backpack
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: with school supplies and some grand prizes inside some of them.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Is that it?
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Are?
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: We all caught up?
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: What did you guys?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Text me here? Let's see, Hey Romeo, Angel he wants
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: to talk with you, but I have to do a
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: three way call. I haven't heard from Angel in a
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: long time. I thought maybe he got locked up.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Again or something a three way call.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: That's funny, ego. More to Rome. Will you be giving
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: out another backpack this morning?
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we should be given out another. I should be
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: given out another and some Hurricane Harbor tickets. I think
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: I got a Hurricane Harbor tickets as well. But we'll
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: get to all that in a minute. What is this, oh,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: gil Rod? What did you send me?
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: He is sitting?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: It must be where where are you at, Santa Cruz?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Where are you at?
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Gil Rod?
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Send me a photo of him and his jeans in
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: his work boots, sitting on the pier overlooking the water.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Right now, this fool, let me see what he asks.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: He's probably in Santa Cruz, Ega Morner, Rome, it's gil
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Rod here. I drove up to Santa Cruz night. I
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: showed up to my assignment this morning, just to find
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: out that the contractor will not be here until tomorrow.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: I guess it's a day to get.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: It's a day fade to it. I guess it's day
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: fade today. What does that mean? You're gonna start drinking
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: right now? That's beautiful? And you want to know how
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I knew it was Santa Cruz. My grandfather was used
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: to rent a house for three weeks every summer in
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Santa Cruz for the entire family to show up when
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: you could show up. That's how I knew it was
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Santa Cruz looks nice though, it looks like it looks
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: beautiful up there. I haven't been there in years, though,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I'd love to go check it out again, though. Have
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: a good day, gil Rod, don't drink too much?
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Would you send me here?
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Hey, rom it's Julio here. Look me up with a
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: backpack and some tickets.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: I'm broked.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: First of all, Julio, you ain't never been broke since
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I known you, so don't act like you broke. But yeah,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I hope he acting like he broke.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: And you kids are all grown up. Well, you need
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: a backpack.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Four? Come on now, he wants tickets. Julio want a
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: backpacking tickets. Ain't got no kids. All him and his
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: wife do is travel around, eating at some of the
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: best restaurants in the in in California and enjoying their life.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: And he want free stuff already. Four two, five, four.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Seven to seven. Hey, Romeo, what do you know about
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Santa Cruz? Not much anymore. I haven't been there in years.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I haven't been. Actually, I haven't been to Santa Cruz
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: since I moved to Bakersfield thirty years ago. Bro, I've
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: been back in a while. It used to be a
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: great place to go, though. We used to go over
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: a year for vacation. It was nice or for the summer,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: all right, or part of the summer. Yeah, already four two, five, four,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: seven to seven. I guess now I know more about
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Pismo than I know about Santa Cruz Romeo.
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: My son is mad at me because I didn't win
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: the backpack giveaways.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Well you got any chances to win. We're giving away
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: ninety four of them.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you, That's what I'm telling.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: We give him all day, all day.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Until probably the eighth of August would be giving them away.
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: Well we're day, we're listening.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: School starts August twelfth.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: We've been getting backpacked.
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: For three years, so waiting for one.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: How old is he he's eleven?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Tell that fool to get a job by his own
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: back back job?
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Eleven years old?
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Shouldn't be it? Shouldn't he be on TikTok making money or.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Something like that.
• 32:32
  Speaker 8: I mean, I don't like some whold social media for
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: my son.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: No, No, no, he needs that backpack to get back
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: to school.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Well okay, well keep telling them, keep listening, keep trying.
• 32:44
  Speaker 9: All right, all right, thank you.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Let's see eleven years old.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: That fool should be making Instagram videos or on YouTube
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: being a millionaire at eleven already four two hours, haven't
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: he ain't got a podcast yet?
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: I was rolling with that kid.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: You got no initiative. We got a lot of backpacks
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: to give away, So keep listening. Don't forget the haircuts.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: We're doing the haircuts that get faded barber and Beauty College.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: It was a twenty five hundred new style and we'll
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: be doing that on Wednesday the fifth at seven am
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: to ten am. First ninety four kids gonna get free haircuts.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: So you guys got plenty of time to get it
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: all done.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Don't worry. Everybody will win if you keep trying.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: All right. Oh my boy, gil Rod, he sent me
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: a photo sitting on the pier across Sitting on the
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: pier must be his hotel, sitting across from the Santa
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Cruz boardwalk, looking at the water, got his feet up,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: probably having a drink.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: What happened now?
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: What he say?
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Says?
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Ah?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Hey, Rome, Well so much for day drinking. I have
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: to head up to Valleo. Damn it, man, that's a
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: nice little drive.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: That's not close. Santa Cruise in Valleo are not close.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: That's a couple hours, right, yeah, if I remember correctly,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: it's a couple hours because Leo is just outside off
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: the eighty. Well, that sucks. You should have started drinking
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: and then you wouldn't have to worry about it.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: So we're we're in the middle of summertime. A lot
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: of you guys are having pool parties. The kids are
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: having their friends over. You know, you guys are having
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: adult pool parties, kid pool parties, birthday parties.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: You guys are having to get together barbecues with a pool.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Pool parties are notorious for things going wrong in the
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: sense of people getting into it because of the way
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: certain people dressed. I went to a pool party on Saturday.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: It was like a Saturday evening, Saturday evening into the
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: into the night. You know, it was a barbecue. It was.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: So you know, like getting barbecue.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: You know, you start off with all the with all
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: the moms, I mean all the grandma's and the kids
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: and everything, you know, so it as it gets later,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: you know, it gets a little bit more all you know,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: things like that. Well, pool parties are a little bit
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: different because the kids are going to be hanging out
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: all night, especially if it's a family pool party. Now,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Who's the most annoying
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: person that comes to your pool party and what do
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: they do. I do not own a pool, so I
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: do not have pool parties, but I've gone to a few.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I went to one on Saturday night, and I can
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: tell you a couple annoying things that I know the
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: homeowners were upset about and the rest of the family
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: was upset about, you know, especially since there were kids around.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: But that's always the argument, right, if you're having a
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: pool party and somebody wants to dress in a specific
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: manner that you consider inappropriate, is it really inappropriate? I mean,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of girls out there that got the
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: body and like to show off damn near everything, barely
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: couple to barely cover their you know, private parts, you know,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: because they think they look good in the bikinis. And
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: maybe they do, but that's how they want to dress
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: and show themselves. And then they want to sit there.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: One girl at this pool party. Was half naked, literally
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: half naked, just taking glamour shots of herself in the
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: pool because well she had to show everybody online.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Lot of the aunts and uncles were pretty upset about it.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: A lot of the grandma's going what and the heck
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: is that woman doing?
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Right? What happened at your pool party? You know, there's
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: always that one inappropriate mom that's uh, that inappropriate single
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: mom who's always trying to show off more than she
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: should and act out because well she's trying to steal
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: your man. That's the other thing. That was the other
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: thing that happened that was pretty funny. So this is
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: for the most part, it was a function for my
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: buddy who's got his kid plays travel ball, right, and
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: so he's having a big pool party. Just invited me
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: over invited you know the kids that play ball with him,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: and the you know with this with his son and
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: the families. You know, those travel ball people spend a
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: lot of time together. I didn't realize this. They didn't
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: when I was a kid in sports, they didn't have
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: travel ball, so we I didn't realize how much time
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: these people spend together and they get kind of close. Well,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: this is the first year that he's been a part
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: of it. And I don't know if this happens in
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: every travel ball team, but there's a single mom who's
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: always trying to take someone's husband, or on the part
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: of someone's husband, always trying to keep attention on them.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Found that out at the pool party. The single mom
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: came pretty I thought she was going to get her
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: ass beat by the moms, by the other wives. I
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: shouldn't say moms, but by the wives, because the way
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: she was flaunting around in front of her husbands.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: And yeah, I thought that was going to go down.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Luckily that didn't happen.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: She ended I don't know if somebody talked to her
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: or not, but she ended up covering up here about
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: halfway through the party. So one of the wives must
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: have said something to her, but I don't know what
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: that was all about. But yeah, she she puts some
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: cover ups on, uh, which I thought was kind of funny.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Would you pay attention? So yeah, pool parties, man, they
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: always get out of hand. There's always someone annoying at
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: the pool party. There's always somebody doing something, doing something,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: doing something. There's always somebody trying to I remember I
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: was at a pool party one time, and the host
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: of the pool party, her best friend was trying to
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: take her husband. Yeah that was that was It was
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: funny how that happened. Pools are notorious for getting out
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: of hand. I don't know why. Pool party. You can
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: go to a barbecue have a great time, but you
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: throw a pool into it and all of a sudden
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: you can have some real problems in your relationship.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: So we're talking about pool parties.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: For some reason.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Pool parties, man, they always get out of hand. Something crazy,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: always happening.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Good Morty, Now what's going on?
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: Hey on the radio, tombos and hys.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what happened.
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: I think that you're insecure about themselves. Like yeah, I
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: understand it. The pleasure in time, but like come on,
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: the full party you got you gotta bring off the
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: bikinis and they have to be you know, Like I
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: understand that's the time of place. But I told my girl,
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: if you want to drift that way, go ahead, like
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: I show your body. I'm not gonna let you know.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: That's fine.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: I you know, I get it.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I get it when you know somebody when you had
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: a full party, that's a family function and all of
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: a sudden that that cousin.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Brings his girlfriend to dressing who's dressed like she's.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Going to the strip club or she'll be working a poll.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Those grandmas and those anthees, those deals get married, bro.
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: The older generation, they can't stand this new generation. You know,
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: I can't say this. Those single moms, those single friends,
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: those are the ones you gotta look out for.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: They are the ones you gotta look out for. They
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: will snatch your husband up in a minute.
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: Yes, because I follow someone with it's auber. And then
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: she she always like.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Always like you, always putting in that out there. Yeah,
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: but like she's married, you know.
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: But like those friends you know you got, you gotta
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: look out for those friends, all right, thanks for going.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, he ain't lion man.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Your single friend will snatch up your husband the first
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: chance she gets, especially if he's a good looking man.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: So when it comes to pool parties, pool parties get
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: all the hand. I just saw a story last week
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: about some attorney somewhere. He might have been attorney for
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: the Navy or an attorney for a military one of
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: the military forces. And I don't know if you rented
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: out his pool or let his buddies barrow his pool.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: But he might go to jail now because at his
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: house they had like all these people women getting naked,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: tworking disturbing the peace. So this guy might end up
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: in uh might end up in jail for letting his
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: buddies throw a pool party.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know if he was there or not.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: I didn't read the whole story, but I don't and
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how you can end up in jail.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: You know about it, But yeah, he might end up
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: getting charges pressed against him for this pool party. Pool
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: parties get out of hand, man, and it don't matter
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: if it's just your little pool party. You have them
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: with a family with family and friends, or you having
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: a birthday party, or are you just having friends over.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: They get out of hand, they do, and it's wild
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: already four to you by four seven to seven yo Romeo.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: You know, me and my husband, we have pool parties
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: all the time with our friends. And I got to
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: tell all the wives that come over to hold on
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: to their man because my best friend is single and
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: she's a hoe and I know it, but she's still
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: my best friend. People may judge me for that, and
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to you know we're friends with who
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: we're friends with? Okay, your best there's a lot of
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: you out there. You're best friend's a hope. You know
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: she's single. She's a hoe. She's just waiting to steal
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: your husband or somebody else's man anyway, So you hey,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: judge me for that room, But I just want to say,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: I warn all the wives that come to my pool
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: party to make sure that they keep an eye on
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: their husbands because she gets a little tippy tipsy and
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: has no problem taking off her top or flirting way
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: too hard.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: So make sure room that you let them know. I
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: I okay, I'll let them know. Don't go when they go.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: To your pool party to hold onto their husband's.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: All right? Needy four two five four seven seven.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's funny. At least she left.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: At least she warns the other women that go to
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: her pool parties that, Hey, my best friend's a hoe.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: You better watch out.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: What do you got? It's like, what happened the last
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: time you went to a pool party? How'd you go down?
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: Something crazy? Who's uh?
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Who uh?
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Who was underdressed? Who was overdressed?
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Who was mad? Already? Four two five four seven to
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: seven your room. Do you think it's okay for women
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: to dress in thong bikinis at a kid's pool party?
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: I guess I'm not.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: You know, people get mad about it.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you're supposed to dress, you know,
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, probably, I guess. I mean it's probably
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: not a good look. But you see how women are
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: dressing out in public nowadays. What's I mean the kids
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: are gonna see it out there anyways.
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I mean that's a that's an argument for you to
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: have with whoever's come to your house for a pool party.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: You know, I mean, do you want them? You want
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: your kids around it? You know your friends, you know
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: your family, you know who to invite, not to unvite.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: You guys all know who's.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Gonna wear a long bikini to a pool party with
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: little triangles covering their nipples so that you know they
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: cover just enough to be to not get indecent exposure charges.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I mean they know. I mean, you know, you know
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: which frends of yours are like that, So don't invite
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: them to a kid's party. I guess I don't really know,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: to be honest with you, what to say about that? Already?
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Four two five, four seven to seven? What'd you send
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: me here? Hey, Romeo? This weekend, my neighbor had a
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: pool party.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: I was in the garage when she walked over in
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: a two piece bikini asked me to go change her
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: pro painting.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: And me, like a good neighbor, I helped out.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: I help out every single woman in a thong rad
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: to rob to the rescue. You know, can I just
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: say this on another note, I, uh, how do you
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: guys handle that?
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: That's another thing?
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: There are in uh my neighborhood a couple of divorce
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: as divorcees, divorcees, how do you say it? A couple
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: of women that got divorced and you know, they got
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: the house, he not there no more. And they do
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: kind of walk around a little, you know, asking their
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: neighbors for help. But not me. I'm I'm not good
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: looking or you know, attractive, worse or in great shape
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: like my neighbors are. So yeah, they U they do
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: ask some of the neighbors. I always wonder how those
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: guys handle that. Right when you got that single mom
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: or that single woman next door. There's nothing more dangerous
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: than a forty five year old divorced woman, right because
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: she's getting back in great shape. She's ready to, you know,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: take on the world again, and she's ready to take
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: your husband. Yeah, so, Rob, maybe you shouldn't be going
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: to pool parties with your neighbors, all right e four
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: two five four seven seven yeo rum So get this.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Last summer, my wife and I we moved into a
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: new house, we downgraded because the kids had gone off
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: the college.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: It was just her and I. We moved into a
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: little community.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: We get invited to one of the neighbor's pool parties
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: and turned out it was a swingers party.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Rome I had no idea. Me and my wife kind
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: of freaked out about it. We left and never went back.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Like I said, man, you get a there's two things
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: you can guarantee things are gonna get crazy. A pool
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: party and a boat. If you want to hang out
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: with people. Don't ever hang out with people who have
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: a pool or a boat. If you're approved, okay, because
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: it will go down at some point. We're talking about
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: pool parties, right, Pool parties tend to get out of hand.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: They turned to get sexual For some reason.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: More often than not, pool parties tend to get sexual
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: than they do. You know, real crazy, crazy cops getting
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: called and more has to do with the sexual things
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: that happen at pool parties already four two, five, four
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: or seven as seven A Romeo. My husband and I
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: went to this one neighborhood when we were buying a house,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: and it was about one in the afternoon. We're going
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: through the house. It was a two story house. The
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: neighbors next door we're having a pool party. Most of
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: the women had their tops off and we're running around
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: drinking party and music was going. This was at one
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: in the afternoon during the week, So mind you or
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: needless to say, we did not buy that house and
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: move somewhere else. You never know what's going on. I've
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: had that happen before, by the way, I was looking
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: at a house one time and it wasn't a fool
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: on party, but it was just a couple. Uh, they
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: were both naked. It was an afternoon thing. They were
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: both You know, they always say when you go buy
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: a house, go different times of the day to see
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: what the neighborhood's like those different times and you'll see
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: and you'll see.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: And yeah they were.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: It was just I don't know if their husband and
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: wife or a guy and his girlfriend or whatever, but yeah,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: they were both naked drinking in the backyard. Uh and
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: there was a pool involved already. Four two, five, four,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: seven to seven eight, Good morning, Romeo. I thought Rader
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Rob was married. Either way, he is a dumbass. He
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: just ratted himself out. Does he not think his wife
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: doesn't listen to the radio. Yeah, I don't know about
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: all that. Raider Rob is.
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Raider Rob does his own thing, yo, rome Not related
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: to a pool party. But my neighbor was a bit
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: younger than me. I'm thirty five, I'm thirty five, he's
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: thirty two. He was telling me he was gonna he
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: was going to move move his mom in. I didn't
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: think much of it. I imagined a senior type, other
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: older lady.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: Room.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: She turned out to be some pretty hot fifty five
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: year old. It was like Friday. It was like the
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Friday movie scene. I went to check my mail. She
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: was watering the grass and started flirting. Long story short, room.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I really hope my neighbor doesn't find out his mom
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: is a really good neighbor to me. So you're thirty
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: five sleeping with the neighbor with your neighbor's mom was
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: fifty five. I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, these fifty five year old women nowadays look hot.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. Women today at fifty five like
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: a lot different than women in the nineties at fifty five.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: So yeah, good luck with that.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Wait till he finds out see how that goes down. Yeah,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I mean there is a lot of let me put
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: to you like this, there's a lot of single, single women,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: a lot of divorced single women running around your neighborhoods
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: causing hav it. You women need to watch your men,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: you know. And I don't care what anybody says. If
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: he loves you, you don't have to worry about it.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: All that stupid saying, well, if my man really loved me,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I don't got to worry about my man.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: I don't trust my man.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you trust your man until a fifty five year
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: old single divorce shows up half naked, try to get
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: him to go. What did riders Rob say? Change a
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: pro paint tank.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: I want to know the address of the house where
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: the women were topless in the backyard where they wanted
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: to go buy the house.
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: Okay, I'm looking to buy a new home.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Oh god, you're such a pervert.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, there is no action going down at
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: these parties. I'm going to okay, right, I don't know
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: where it's at. I'll ask him.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, what is wrong with you?
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Perfect? Are you guys that desperate? That desperate to try
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: to be either funny? Or there's girls everywhere? You know,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: they're everywhere. Just go out and look for them. They're everywhere.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about crazy remedies. I was sitting at the
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: bar on Saturday night and this girl had hiccups.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: She walks up.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: She's sitting at the bar next to her boyfriend or
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: her husband, whoever was. She'd say, had hookcup. So I
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: was watching this bartender. He brought her a lemon. I
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: think it had some bitters on it and maybe some
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: sort of something hot. I don't know what it was,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: and then a glass of soda water and he goes whatever.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: His combination of things to do was hit the lemon
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: and the bitters, and there might have been something else
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: on it. I can't remember exactly what it was. And
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: they hit the soda water and your hiccups go away.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: And I thought that's kind of a weird remedy, although
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: it's funny. When I was younger, somebody told me the
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: way to get rid of hiccup is to plug your
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: nose in your ears and drink just a regular glass
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: of water or drink some liquid, and it gets rid
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: of hiccups. I've tried it a couple of times. It
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: works great, And I was just I thought it was
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: crazy some of the remedies that people come up with
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: for different things, whatever it may be. Everybody has some
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: silly idea of how to fix what, hair loss or
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: something stupid. Right, I think I heard something about rice
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: and hair loss or something like that, but uh, it's
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: just now. I don't know if they worked. Ye, I'm
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: sure it worked. Whatever she did at the bar the
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: other night worked just like the one time I tried her.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: A few times, I've tried to plug my ears, my
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: nose and drink a cup of water.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: It works, it gets rid of hiccups. So I don't know.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: You guys got any crazy remedies, Say four two, five,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: four or seven to seven. We'll talking about these crazy remedies.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: You guys have heard of Some of you have tried them,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: some of you hadn't. All right, like rice, they say,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: you cook rice, put it in your hair, You're good
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: to go. It'll help with hair, all right? Hey, Rome,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: it's not actually the rice. It's the rice water that
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: makes your hair grow. That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Rice water helps your hair grow?
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  Speaker 9: Oh my god, A Rome says, does it have to
• 52:17
  Speaker 9: be egg fried rice or just plain rice?
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: I can't. I don't believe that at all. That just
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: sounds stupid to me. A room.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: When I was super young, my grandma told my mom
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: to cut us, to cut a silver a sliver of
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: soap inserted in my butt for constipation.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: It didn't work. Let's see, Rome, I play sick for
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: that hot toddy whiskey and vapor rub and lemon.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Like I said, crazy remedies, man, The
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: idea that now it's just rice water, The idea that
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: rice water helps you grow hair.
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that just seems silly to me.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: So what kind of crazy remedies you got? Usually you
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: get them from your grandma, your mom, somebody like that.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Except for the guys that his dad used to soak
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: his feet in vodka after work because it.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: Helped her footover.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Never heard of that before, the one where you got
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: to put rice in your hair or rice water in
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: your hair to help it grow.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: Never heard that one.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Either already four two, five, four or seven seven. Kind
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: of crazy remedies you got, good morning help it's up, Hey.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Romeo, I need to know, man, immediately, what is it?
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Is it brown?
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: Right now they're saying it's rice water, So I have
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: no idea.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my hat man grabbing me right, uple beers. I
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: need to know, dunk. And then another thing. When I
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: was a kid, my cousin got spray and she had
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: to take baths in like the meto sauce for like
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: a week.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, I've heard that.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: I've heard that too, that tomato juice or tomato sauce
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: is what gets the smell off of a skunk smell
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: off you.
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard that. That might be real. I don't
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: know about the rice water, but that might be real. Man,
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: Thanks calling. And what kind of rice? He's right? Do
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: I use jazzmin rice? Do I use long grain rice?
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: Short grain rice? Does the type of rice matter?
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: We're talking about these crazy remedies, man, just crazy remedies
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: like rice water supposedly help your hair grow.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: Vodka. You soak your feet in vodka, and you know what,
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: they don't smell anymore.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: That's for odor.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: Now, how about for uh, they just get drunk?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Right, let's see here eight four two four seven to
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: seven A roam. When I was a kid, my grandmother said,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: pee on my Oh used to pee on my feet.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Our two p on my feet for athletic athletes feet foot. Yeah,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I think I've heard that somewhere before. Hey, roam, So
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: about the rice thing. So I'm supposed to pour or
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: chreta or or chetta in my hair. Apparently orchetta's expensive
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: now too, Hey roam back when let's see here, Oh,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: rub or cheta in my hair.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: That's right, rice water. Drink it, it's called orcheta, and
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: go on your head. Hey, room, I used to be.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Sitting down every time I'm drunk, so I don't have
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: to hear my wife in the morning.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: The floor's wet. Oh god, hey, ron.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: Back when we were teens, my mom told us to
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: put toothpaste on our zits before bed. Then in the
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: morning it would just scrape right off. You know what
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I remember sitting hearing that too. When I was a
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: kid already four two.
• 55:25
  Speaker 9: Five, four, seven to seven, a rom my father in
• 55:29
  Speaker 9: law told me, if you have a.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Migraine headache, eat hot Cheetos with lemon and your headache
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: will go away.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: Really a room.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I got pink eye, and
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: we happened to be at my aunt's house who had
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: just had a kid. So they said the breast milk
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: was good for the pink eye. So they pinned me
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: down and my aunt took out her breast and started
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: dropping breast milk on my eye.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: I was dramatized.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Wow, ah, that that could be a little traumatizing, although
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: I think you have to pay extra for that on
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: porn hub. Let's talk about these crazy remedies, man. So
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: somebody was telling me that you put rice in your
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: hair rice water?
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: Now is what I understand. What's going on?
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: Hey, Rome, old man, I don't know if you want
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: to call this a remedy.
• 56:20
  Speaker 8: But every time we hurt ourselves bust our hand over,
• 56:23
  Speaker 8: my mom would say, take some.
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm telling you I hit my head on
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: my hand.
• 56:31
  Speaker 8: She said, take a rubble and taking that.
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: And taking that, taking that you'll be okay, take some
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: rubble that.
• 56:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a little nutty right there, They had it.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know how rob robot, how tuscan helps your head.
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: Though, because they don't want to take you to the doctor.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: Hey, well, I guess they're right. You're still alive, so
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: you could I just tell you guys something.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: By the way, of all the crazy things your grandma,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: your mom did all right, all the crazy do you
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: know what their answer to the whole thing is, Well,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: you still alive, ain't you. That's how parents back in.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: The day judged whether they did a good job raising
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: you or not. Is you still alive?
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: All right? So we're talking about these crazy remedies man,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: that your grandma, your mom told you.
• 57:27
  Speaker 9: You tried them. Maybe you didn't like.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: The rice water.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Apparently, if you put rice water in your hair, you
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: guys are going to you guys have hair.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: You'll grow your hair all right?
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Eight four two five four seven to seven A rom
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: I remember as a kid, mom used to put mayonnaise
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: in her hair, my sister's hair because it would supposedly
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: help their.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: Hair and make it grow better. I used to think
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: they were crazy.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Actually, I still do you know what I've actually heard
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: that mayonnaise one before that is ridiculous.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: Let's see, vapor rub heels everything.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: And I remember when I was a kid, I took
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: some vapor rub and uh, they took we took some
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: vapor rub.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: We were eating it.
• 58:09
  Speaker 9: Oh my god, you ate vapor rum already? Four two, four,
• 58:12
  Speaker 9: seven and seven.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: What's going on?
• 58:15
  Speaker 8: Are you guys talking about the remedies from your grandma?
• 58:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: What do you got?
• 58:20
  Speaker 8: Well, when I was younger, I.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Was never feeling that.
• 58:22
  Speaker 8: I always had really bad headache. And my grandma would
• 58:25
  Speaker 8: cut potatoes and drap them to the side of my
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: head and she said that would take away all the
• 58:32
  Speaker 8: bad pain. And whenever she would take it off, I
• 58:34
  Speaker 8: would have potato juice like dripping down my head, dripping
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: down my shoulders and my body. But I mean, it
• 58:42
  Speaker 8: never really made me feel good. But you know, I
• 58:44
  Speaker 8: love my grandma.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: You're like missus darn.
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: The morning, every morning. Morning,