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Watch out for that deer! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: You know, we just we just admitted to win it. Right.
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  Speaker 2: So it's where Rich asked these questions sometimes, you know,
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  Speaker 1: France?
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  Speaker 3: I think because you can't bring the land right the
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  Speaker 3: land where they bought.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So dangerous animals in your state?
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to think of a good dangerous song
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  Speaker 2: to play, like underneath this is the probably sound that
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  Speaker 2: signals danger.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't I mean?
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  Speaker 5: If your state is a shark, that's pretty dangerous. Actually,
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  Speaker 5: North Carolina.
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  Speaker 2: No, North Carolina. Let me look north, No, North Carolina.
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  Speaker 2: The most dangerous animal in North Carolina is the Portuguese
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  Speaker 2: man of war. I don't even know what that is.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty deadly.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's like a giant stingray. But I don't
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  Speaker 2: know no, or is that that's a jellyfish?
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  Speaker 1: Portuguese man of war. I feel like it's a jellyfish?
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  Speaker 1: Am I right? What is it? It is a venomous yeah, jellyfish. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a jellyfish. Isn't that crazy? Uh? If it's an arizona,
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  Speaker 1: would it be a scorpion or a It.
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  Speaker 6: Would be like a brown recluse or a black widow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a spider.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm looking, where's Arizona? These aren't Arizona. Is
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  Speaker 2: the western diamondback rattlesnake. Yeah, Hawaii is the yellow bellied
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  Speaker 2: sea snake.
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  Speaker 1: Huh.
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  Speaker 2: In Arkansas, Ohio, West Virginia, and Pennsylvania, the most dangerous animal.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the white tailed deer.
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  Speaker 2: Really, that seems like a safe place to just hang
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  Speaker 2: out there, you know, it's the most dangerous animal, which
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  Speaker 2: means probably it's you're fine, You're that's a place to go,
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  Speaker 2: it's a place to go on vacation.
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  Speaker 5: My prediction for California and Colorado was the beer a beer.
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  Speaker 1: No Democrats, just kidding.
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  Speaker 5: Just jokes everyone, No political affiliation either way, just making
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  Speaker 5: some jokes.
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  Speaker 2: California is the Southern Pacific rattlesnake. Hold on, hold on, okay,
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  Speaker 2: so Oklahoma the Western pygmy rattlesnake.
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  Speaker 1: For Iowa, it's wasps Connecticut.
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  Speaker 2: In Kansas, timber rattlesnake Rhode Island, it's the tiger shark.
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  Speaker 1: In Missouri, it's the tick. The tick, oh sure.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, Delaware and North Carolina. The Portuguese man war in Oregon.
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  Speaker 2: The North American black bear. At the dangers animals, that
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  Speaker 2: makes sense. New Mexico mountain lion that works. New York
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  Speaker 2: the most dangerous anigons mosquito, Colorado, Maine, New Hampshire, and
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  Speaker 2: Vermont all have the same dangerous animal.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a bear. It's not a bear. Nope.
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  Speaker 2: The moose oh Nevada, mojave, rattlesnakes, Idaho, Montana, and Washington
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  Speaker 2: all have the same dangerous animal.
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  Speaker 1: What is it? Grizzly bear. So bears and snakes are
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  Speaker 1: at the top of.
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  Speaker 6: A list that kind I think there would be more
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  Speaker 6: states with grizzly bears.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would, wouldn't you.
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  Speaker 2: Alaska, dogs, oh Illinois, Minnesota, and Utah all have the
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  Speaker 2: same dangerous animal. The coyote Mississippi, cotton mouth snake, Maryland
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  Speaker 2: and Virginia, bull sharks Alabama and Nebraska. Black widow spider.
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  Speaker 2: There you go, Tennessee and Wassen. The black bear, South
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  Speaker 2: Dakota and Wyoming bison Kentucky and Massachusetts. American black bear, Florida.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think is the most dangerous animal? Florida
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  Speaker 2: sting sharks, American alligator. Okay, I'm shocked at this. What
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  Speaker 2: do you think is the most dangerous animal in Texas?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? I would take a rattlesnake, for sure, one of
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  Speaker 1: the scorpions. Nope, maybe like a bull.
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  Speaker 2: No, I had no idea. I lived in Texas, Arzillo.
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  Speaker 2: I lived in Texas and had no idea there was
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  Speaker 2: a danger alligators.
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  Speaker 1: In Texas, a lot of water there, never heard of story.
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  Speaker 2: Of anybody any alligators in Texas. I don't know where
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  Speaker 2: those are in Texas. But anyway, Sarah, good morning, you're
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  Speaker 2: on the air.
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  Speaker 1: What's up?
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  Speaker 4: Hi?
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  Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, I'm sorry. I am starstruck right now.
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  Speaker 7: So I was calling because I heard Kyle talking about
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  Speaker 7: the chicken situation yesterday and her struggle was cooking, and Kyle,
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  Speaker 7: I just have to say that you are like my
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  Speaker 7: spirit animal. I so relate to that. I was just like,
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  Speaker 7: oh my goodness, yes, like I hate cooking. I am
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  Speaker 7: trying to be a crunchy mom too, and I just
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  Speaker 7: like continue to fail every single time. And then you
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  Speaker 7: mentioned that you you touched chicken and you're just like ooh,
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  Speaker 7: and that is me one hundred percent. And I just
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  Speaker 7: have to say thank you for being my spirit animal.
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  Speaker 7: You are not alone.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Sarah. That's meaningful.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 6: You always see like you know, I think it's one
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  Speaker 6: thing about social media is you hop on and everyone's
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  Speaker 6: like making these like elaborate school lunches and like all
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  Speaker 6: these healthy things, and I try it one time, it's
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  Speaker 6: just fails because raw chicken soa grass hundred percent.
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  Speaker 7: Or I give it to I give it to my
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  Speaker 7: son and he's like, ugh, mom no. And so I
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  Speaker 7: also think that maybe our children are spirit animals, but
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  Speaker 7: my son is only three, so I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I think they probably they probably are spirit animals. But
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  Speaker 6: I think it's our problem too, because like at least
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  Speaker 6: you're starting when they're three, like Easton is now nine,
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  Speaker 6: and so I'm like, I feel like it's like he's
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  Speaker 6: probably like, what's my mom doing, She's going crazy right now,
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  Speaker 6: like just give me my give me my mic and.
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  Speaker 7: Expat do I try and give him like like I'll
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  Speaker 7: give him those the what is it like the doctor
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  Speaker 7: progs or whatnot? That have like mixed veggies hidden in
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  Speaker 7: and he will take.
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  Speaker 1: A bite of it, and.
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  Speaker 5: Well, now that's safe. Not to give your children vegetables
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  Speaker 5: or klopenos. Apparently those are bad now too, right right?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like I've been preparing my whole life
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  Speaker 7: for what's going on right now, wading vegetables like we're
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  Speaker 7: fair there.
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  Speaker 5: Chipotle pulled all the jlapenos from the menu for a
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  Speaker 5: little bit because I guess there's some bad ones from
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  Speaker 5: Mexico giving people salmonella seven states.
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  Speaker 2: I don't put the klapenos from Chipotle on. Hey, Sarah,
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  Speaker 2: thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I thank you guys so much. Have a wonderful day.
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  Speaker 2: I do like when I go to Roadhouse at the
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  Speaker 2: movie theater, they have this halopenno popcorn. They put jlopenos
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  Speaker 2: on it and they don't bring you face off. Ashley,
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  Speaker 2: what's up here in the air?
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  Speaker 6: A Hi?
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  Speaker 3: I was wondering what's going on with the traffic on
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  Speaker 3: the ice and West backed up?
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  Speaker 2: I just saw on the news there was like a
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  Speaker 2: big car accident. They got the car just sitting there
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  Speaker 2: in the middle of the road. Do you guys know
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  Speaker 2: the answer? Anybody ever there know the.
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  Speaker 1: Answer, but I hope everyone's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw the whole freeway closed down. There was
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  Speaker 2: a car in the middle of road sideways.
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  Speaker 3: Oh geez, yeah, it's really that like the you know,
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  Speaker 3: the access road sometimes just below the Factul Freeway and
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  Speaker 3: there's like a r hill. People cars are driving down
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  Speaker 3: that like getting off the freeway, driving down that dr
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  Speaker 3: hill they get off the freeway.
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  Speaker 1: Test your off road.
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  Speaker 2: If anybody knows what's going on there. I'm sure we
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  Speaker 2: have a traffic clip that's about the plane.
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  Speaker 1: Actually it's like, okay, let me find out.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, hold on ten West is only supposed to be
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  Speaker 5: the afternoon ten West what it is only supposed to
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  Speaker 5: be crowded in the afternoon, not the morning. Not coling
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  Speaker 5: that way.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, there's a lot of comments on the
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  Speaker 2: text about the most dangerous animal being a deer, and
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  Speaker 2: they say it's because of car accidents. Ah, yeah, that
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  Speaker 2: makes sense, which happened to me. I crashed into a
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  Speaker 2: deer and told my car one time. Yeah, So if
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  Speaker 2: anyone knows what's what as she was talking about in
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  Speaker 2: the freeway, can you call us at eight seven seven,
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  Speaker 2: nine three seven, one oh four seven