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Maintenance Suck Cut: Marvel's X-Men/Fantastic Four Feud · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  so my pants are already off how about you guys oh I'm still wearing mine oh I
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  didn't get the memo we oh did I forget to send it I'm wearing mine now but I
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  expect them to be off by the end yeah so I've just jumped the gun Well's what's
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  new yeah true welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm your destination for all things
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  nerdy how are we gentlemen good you yeah yeah not too bad you still at
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  D no I'm home from work thankfully considering that this is a public
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  holiday and I've worked the whole long weekend almost forgotten what the inside
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  of my house looks like all right before we go any further I'm going to give
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  something away to our listeners wait wait we have to introduce ourselves oh
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  okay hi I'm Matt I'm Luke and I'm Dan so
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  stop [ __ ] complaining all right now you know who we are Luke give give the
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  Wingers some prizes look if everyone so [ __ ]
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  crazy can't understand our accents and thinks we're all one voice then um
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  understand we're just going to all have to speak uh in the third person so
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  Daniel will start and um I I think you guys should follow
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  suit all right Luke will follow Daniel's lead mhm Matt concurs
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  yeah all right Luke Daniel is came to hear what what you're going to give
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  away all right well Luke has been playing a bit of the Smite beta on the
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  Xbox One Matt wonderers what that is I don't know if you know
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  Smite um it's this it's an online it's a multiplayer game where you play as gods
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  and you got to run around and try try and destroy the other God's base typ
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  Matt thinks that sounds offensive and sacriligious and he's not interested
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  okay then well Danel thinks that sounds offensive and sacriligious and is
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  intrigued well as part as the beta I just got a message to go hey since
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  you've been doing this would you like another beta code to give to a friend
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  right now I did think about you guys and then went well you're not going to play
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  it no I'm not going to play so I'm going to give it to our friends the listeners
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  good idea no first one to get it gets it
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  clearly but first one to get the code I'm about to read
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  out okay all right this is even more cryptic than your usual competition but go
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  on hey someone's getting an outcome of this right away okay good all right so
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  ready here we go okay W 3 r r q q dash
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  dash Matt stop writing it down you can't use it damn it DX Q
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  CV Dash M9 GW Y dash T K7 p six dash was
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  that a six at the end there that was a six sorry it looks like kind of like a B
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  on my um headphones but yeah six got you
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  and PM K9 Z go all right claiming not
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  you Matt and yeah okay great I've got uh I got a free copy of smite thanks for that
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  Luke well you win Matt congratulations well he did say first in
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  so and even if you're joking I mean I assume our editor is going to be the one
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  to get it so congratulations Jenna
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  yeah yeah all listeners I tried well hopefully this will make it
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  to your ears before it gets
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  claimed uh speaking of prizes uh how you going on the Snapchat there
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  Luke um it's been a bit quiet again have you got you've gotten a few dick pics oh
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  yeah a few dick pics yes okay well I I said the other week that if somebody
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  could guess my Snapchat uh any of the listeners um I think I said they'd get a
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  prize now I think you just said you'd send them pictures of your
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  dick I that was the prize man I've
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  certainly done that but uh and it is a
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  priz but uh Darcy our listen to Darcy who the same listener who sending the
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  picture of the [ __ ] the other week oh our good mate Darcy yeah he did manage
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  to find me on Snapchat and sent me some snaps so um uh I have to find something
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  to uh to send him yeah dicks so yeah I did I say I was going to give
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  him a prize Matt how about we send Darcy a a pick of you and I
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  docking if your four skin stretched over my penis here's the thing I think he
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  probably assumed it was going to be something he wants don't who doesn't
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  want that don't assume that's something he doesn't
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  want all right well even if he did say last week that you're going to give a
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  prize I think you're going to have to give him something now yeah it was a
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  pretty good well it's not the best detective work it's not that difficult
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  we got something for you Dary you ready for it you ready but I
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  will send you something so uh I'll I'll I've got his email address I'll get his
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  address we'll send him something out and hopefully once he receives it he can
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  post a picture on the Facebook or the Twitter um and everyone can see what it
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  was whether or not it's a picture of down and I docking remains to be seen
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  yeah don't forget you can also tag us on the Instagram oh yeah yeah that's true
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  multi rubbing our dicks together underscore there's no rubbing
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  you gay I'll be back in a minute see
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  you right we tiated him a little much for
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  him or he's being in undated with Snapchats one of the
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  right it's the Snapchats coming in have wiped out his internet connection that
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  sounded serious I hope he's I hope he's okay yeah I do
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  too hope he hasn't come down with AIDS yeah that wouldn't be good no
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  nobody wants AIDS well I'll take this opportunity to
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  say yes you can tag us on uh Instagram instagram.com multip nerdgasm you can
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  find us on Twitter twitter.com nerdgasm or on Facebook just search for it cuz
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  that's how Facebook Works MH uh we're on go plus if you are uh what is Google
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  Plus man go+ is like Facebook um it is
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  arguably better but no one's on there therefore it's worse because the whole
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  point of a of the betterness of Facebook is the is the the
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  network yeah because there's not much Point having a social network that
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  nobody's on yeah I mean there's a lot of
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  tech people on there like nerds right
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  but I don't know like it's one of those things where if if it had built up
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  critical mass it could have been better than Facebook and it could have kind of
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  beaten Facebook I think but it didn't it didn't well I guess Facebook took off
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  because it came out when people were really frustrated by the limitations of
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  Myspace yeah and it came along at just the right time and then while everyone
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  wasn't frustrated about Facebook go+ came out and said this is better and
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  everyone said I'm already on this so I don't really care yeah and those of us I
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  mean I I have an account on there and I I tried it out and I went oh this is
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  actually really nice I think you have to have an account if you have a Gmail
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  right yeah they forced you to do that because they were trying to get people
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  to use it yeah um but yeah I um I have one and I
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  thought this is nice but like I said no one's here so wouldn't even know how to open it
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  up plus.google.com D I've already tuned out it's plus.google.com
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  plus symbol multiple nerdgasm podcast so
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  nice and simple then yeah when you've got to put a plus character in there
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  it's annoying back hey man you're you're good buddy yeah yeah yeah evidently there was
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  someone knocking at the door oh was it the uh was it the AIDS no it wasn't oh
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  good was it Jehovah's Witnesses that's a bit late for them
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  what your sold just sold to Satan yeah that's what I miss all right Luke Luke
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  chooses to be really ambiguous about who was at his door that's all right we'll
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  continue there was no one there oh okay well that's terrifying Luke they're
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  somewhere in your house now they got in another way maybe it was the AIDS look
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  do you feel a little immune deficient right [Laughter]
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  now not any more than normal yeah right so what were we talking
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  about well we're talking about Google Plus but but we can move on from that um
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  everyone else has hey there are so uh they're it's probably going to be killed
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  off soon and speaking of killing things off yeah nice segue thank you um Marvel
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  as you know uh has a series of comics about the
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  X-Men mhm that's stands for the excellent men for those who aren't
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  familiar with it they also have a series of comics about the Fantastic 4 or
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  should I say they had a series of comics about them cuz they killed them
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  off they've killed off the Fantastic 4 this year even the kids they killed off
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  the Fantastic 4 or just the series they've killed off like as in sorry they
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  didn't kill them off they just ended the comic oh okay okay like with a from what
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  I understand fairly nondescript ending where they they live and they continue
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  on but they're not making comics about them anymore um and not only that let's
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  be honest we a lot of people reading Fantastic Four Comics well I mean this
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  is not 1973 anymore I guess enough people for them to have continued this
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  long but not enough people for them to well we we'll get to that okay take us
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  through it there as you know there have been fantastic form movies and there have
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  been X-Men movies and there have also been various other Marvel character
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  movies but what most people probably don't know or care about is the fact
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  that um fantastic fall movies and X-Men movies are not made by the same company
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  as all the others that's right uh or and Spider-Man but that's
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  that so Fox owns X-Men and Fantastic 4 Sony owns Spider-Man and Marvel owns
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  everybody else and the
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  Avengers well yeah and and the any other Marvel character you're you're about to
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  find out over the next 5 years that they've got a lot of other characters as
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  well and you're going to be watching or hearing they're going to be all them
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  probably yes at some point so what's happened is um because the Fantastic
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  Four movies have been [ __ ] and no one liked them uh and Marvel doesn't own the
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  rights to them and also because the X-Men movies is though successful Marvel
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  also doesn't own the rights to them Marvel
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  have actually been removing X-Men and Fantastic 4 characters from
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  merchandise um so if you were to go to a
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  store and buy a t-shirt that says Marvel superheroes and it's a classic cover
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  from say the you know the Golden Era of comics that cover probably had some uh
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  X-Men or some Fantastic Four characters on it not anymore they will have been
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  replaced with characters that Marvel owns the film rights to so okay for
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  example in other words they don't want to be advertising something that people
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  think are associated with a film when they don't have licensing on that film
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  property they're actually like I said they've stopped making the Fantastic for
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  comics and from from from what I've heard they're splitting the X-Men off uh
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  because they're still profitable as Comics but they're splitting them off
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  into a different universe so they won't be part of the the normal Marvel CU Norm you know
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  normally all the Marvel characters live in the same universe and they interact
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  with each other and [ __ ] yeah but so they they're separate they're
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  segregating the X-Men because they can't make movies about them because Fox owns
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  them yeah and I'm looking at some of the merchandise that they've got and I
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  actually can see the differences but I like that they've still got Spider-Man
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  on there yeah well see because Sony have licensed him out to them now yeah they
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  they're playing nice with Marvel yeah that's right so Spider-Man's going to be
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  appearing in in some some like Marvel pictures films Sony can't Marvel stud
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  making a Spider-Man movie every year they can't do it well [ __ ] if they
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  don't stop it if they don't the rights will return to Marvel and they'll have
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  to stop printing money that's the thing here the thing that annoys me about this
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  is oh it doesn't it doesn't annoy me I just think it's sad surely someone's
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  going to get bored of this it's almost like they've they've
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  had these characters for so long and they're just like well we these movies
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  are just [ __ ] printing money for us but we can't make movies about those
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  guys so get rid of them and I don't know
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  seems kind of sad like you look at this this t-shirt here that's uh you click
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  the link in the show notes you'll see the article and then at the very top
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  there's a picture on the left which is the cover of a comic and on the right
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  it's the t-shirt that is made of the cover and um Wolverine has been replaced
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  with um doctor strange and what else Cyclops uh is gone and Daredevil's there
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  instead and who's replaced is it flash up
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  though who's up to the top right uh Spidey I don't know who that is and I've
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  just realized it's not Doctor Strange Doctor Strange is is where Nightcrawler
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  was um I'm not actually not even sure who that is down the front but they just
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  like I said they've just swapped them out it's just it's kind of ridiculous
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  really and Black Panther's in there as well he wasn't in the original shot in
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  shot the original photo but I don't know man it's just kind of
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  kind of sad like that all this has happened over um movie licensing but I
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  guess that's where the money is like they're they're making a fortune yeah I
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  mean yeah there's no money in comics now a lot of people probably don't know that
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  these are Comics or what a comic is you
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  know yeah yeah well I think that's the thing people will go and buy these
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  T-shirts because because they like that's the thing yeah they like Avengers
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  the movies and you know like the Captain America movies and they'll go buy the
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  t-shirts and then they'll go who the [ __ ] is that yeah and uh and they will be like why
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  isn't he in the movie that I watched and you know it's going to get confusing
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  like Mr Fantastics in a picture with Captain America they're going to think
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  well why isn't he in there with the rest of them and obviously people do ask
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  those questions because the whole thing's really silly really yeah just
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  very strange I mean one way to look at it would be to to think that they're
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  probably assuming that we think about this more than we actually
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  do yeah and I don't mean us I mean we're deconstructing this right now so
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  obviously we do but I mean the listeners are B shitless right now that's right we
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  have a podcast which is why we're talking about it and and apparently like
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  uh the companies that make the posters there it's like a third party that that
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  that designed posters to for them to sell uh and apparently they've been told
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  if you include any characters from Fantastic 4 or X-Men going to be
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  rejected so now is it all the X-Men or just the characters they don't have the
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  license to or they've sold in in the
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  comics now they have also changed the origin stories for the characters that
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  they own the rights to they're not mutants anymore because they're not
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  allowed to say in the movies they're not allowed to say that they're mutants
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  because Fox because of the way the [ __ ] licensing Works Fox owns that so
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  as as listeners will probably know in Avengers 2 Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver
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  are in it who are technically X-Men but they're not X-Men they have a different
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  origin story because they're not allowed to be X-Men because Marvel can't make
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  movies it's [ __ ] stupid but that's how it is and so now in the comics
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  they're changing it to make it the same and as I mentioned they're pushing the
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  X-Men like Wolverine and and the characters that people are familiar with
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  from the films that fox makes off into a different universe and segregating them
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  so that when people watch the movies they can then buy the comics and it's all the
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  same and then they don't ask scary questions like why isn't Wolverine there
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  cuz apparently I guess that just bothers them too much this is going down a
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  rabbit hole but am I the only one right who used to think that Wolverine was the
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  least interesting of all the X-Men like I I can't believe that the films Focus
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  so solely on Wolverine and that he's the one with the spin-offs is that Huck
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  especially when there's a 45-year-old Australian playing him like I mean that
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  baffles me but nothing against Hugh Jackman but like is it him or is it the
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  character that people like because I agree he wasn't terribly interesting
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  like he was just well we'll get to find out soon if it is the character because
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  he's not going to be do it after the next one is that right that's true you
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  yeah he's saying the last one the next movie he's see it's the last time he's
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  being they going to replace him with SH puff
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  puff let's get that petition started now yeah because they are going to keep
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  making them well that's a question I asked as well I mean this this happens
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  with everybody right at some point Robert Danny Jr isn't going to be Iron
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  Man anymore in fact that comes that happens quite soon from what I
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  understand he's got two more movies in his contract and he's already said
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  that's it because I'm pretty sure they're all going to get sick of it like so what happens
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  when um when he he's not Iron Man and you know Chris Hemsworth isn't Thor and
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  I mean the rest of them will probably stick around what else they going to do
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  they've been swapping around Hulks and no one's noticed yeah that's true yeah well I S
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  my question was going to be are they just going to swap them out or are they
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  going to kill them off and replace them with other think they SW them out
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  because I think that works I think people will people we're smart I hope we
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  smart enough to we just accept Okay this is a character they've got someone else
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  to play this character now so I mean Chris Evans Chris Evans is happy to be
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  anybody all right Jenna when you're editing this I'd like you to insert the
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  clip of Dave having an absolute [ __ ] freak out because uh they changed the
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  actress who played Rachel in that's right hey but now she's going to have to find
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  that I'm not a huge fan of Katy Holmes but you know she played her part and I
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  didn't have any complaints mhm now in the second film instead of just writing
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  her character out they thought let's replace her with another actress I'm
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  like okay I mean I like what's her
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  name yeah she's great in a lot of films but as that character she just had no
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  appeal when that character died everything we say is a spoil nothing I
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  felt nothing I had no onscreen time over the first and second film to be drawn
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  into the character and really you know mourn her loss in other words she hadn't seen her
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  tits I think that's been sad if she got them out the whole point is that it's
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  this girl that he grew up with and he's been in love with forever doesn't like I
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  don't see that now I see I see someone who got replaced yeah but that's that's
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  your baggage not not the who think not the only who thinks that I
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  felt that yeah it just it I don't know even the way that her role was written
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  it just felt like you liked a line that clarified it like have you changed your
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  hair yeah or maybe like I got into a car accident we have major reconstructive
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  surgery and now I'm slightly better
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  looking yeah and whoa who you think K is
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  I'm just saying I'm just saying that they both had their appeal all right I
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  think Katy Holmes lost all her appeal Cruz's dick I know I know but if
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  you took away if you just you took that away he took that away does have a
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  couple of these children doesn't he oh [ __ ] yeah yeah oh his children fair
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  enough yep they were conceed on sea but yeah I mean the Chris Evans is happy to
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  play any superhero so I assume he'll just be c yeah I think Chris Chris Evans
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  is desperate for any work he can get and he's every day he wakes up he goes am I
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  really a movie star what [ __ ] universe is this I'm Captain America
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  guys I'm Captain America like the fact that Chris Evans is a movie star is
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  proof of the infinite universe theory do you know what I mean because like
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  somewhere there's a there's a universe where you Matt are a movie star right
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  it's just not this one right Chris Evans lives in the one where Chris Evans is
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  the movie star like in that wacko wacko Bizarro world if you're a director or you know
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  in charge of casting for the next you know marvel film I could be it could be
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  this universe give me a call who could you play brainfit who would you be
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  brainfit on Snapchat send me a Snap Send me a snap of the contract yeah that's
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  right I'll snap back my signature let's do this your [ __ ] I'll hold the pen in
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  my no seriously though who do you want to play M you have literally free reign
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  they be like Matt you are the next big thing and we will we will sign you on to
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  any property superhero related DC Marvel Etc who do you
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  be vulture good answer
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  vulture from Spiderman y yeah y so isn't he like a
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  bad guy yep so why do you would have be I don't know it was it was the first
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  most ridiculous character I could think of it's a guy in a green bird suit yeah
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  yeah look up vulture from Spider-Man I mean there's some pretty ridiculous
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  Spider-Man baddies I I mean they and they had one in the last movie I mean
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  Rhino was in the last movie that's right rhino I mean when you
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  think about it Dr Octopus is pretty [ __ ] ridiculous
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  too yeah true and they've had him from the start here we go going to pop a picture
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  of vulture in the in the show notes for everybody no one has worse baddies than
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  Batman though I mean he has the best he has the best as well you know Joker is
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  the best hands down but he's also got uh King Tutt Bookworm you
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  know R McDow wearing a big book suit there we go it's a picture of vulture
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  just imagine me as vulture there you go scroll
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  down than I mean I wouldn't change a thing about the costume it has to be
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  that it has to be I wouldn't change a thing about the costume can we add a
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  beard to that though we need to add a beard the M well that's how you make it
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  he's hip he's a hipster yeah that's right so that's how you make it modern
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  yeah so anyway listeners if you're Wonder wondering what was going on with
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  with Marvel and and all that there you go it's a big [ __ ] mess and uh it's
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  not likely to well I mean they're fixing it by just writing off all the
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  characters that are on the screen wres to anymore I guess all all they have to
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  do is just play nice like Sony have well it's not in Fox's best interest to do
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  that because they're making money off X-Men and I mean this Fantastic Four
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  film that's coming out look you know it's the edgy dark remake of it it's
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  probably going to do very well wait there's another fantastic for four yeah
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  have you not seen the trailer it's it's another you know how watch the last
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  Fantastic Four movie cuz it's the Fantastic Four well you know how they all have to
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  be like bat the Batman Nolan's Batman films oh yeah everything has to be dark
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  as [ __ ] now that's right so so now there's a dark Fantastic Four coming out
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  right so there's a Fantastic Four that's
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  like Batman Begins dark but it still has
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  I think thing yep right big Rockman yep
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  Rockman thing Rockman Ben Rockman Grim his middle name is
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  Rockman yeah I hate that I know his name I hate that you know his name
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  too but yeah yeah there's a new edgy uh looking at the poster now Miles Teller
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  Kate Mara Jamie Bell I mean this is I mean that's not a bad cast really
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  yeah I mean it might be good did you guys watch that six minute trailer for The
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  Supergirl TV series uh I watched some of it and then I went uh I don't know man
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  has anyone watched a full pilot yet no no is that it oh interesting yeah that
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  was leaked it's and it's either going to be really good advertising for him or
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  really bad cuz it doesn't come out for like four or five months if you haven't
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  seen it it's basically Supergirl meets Felicity yeah see I I was like I don't
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  know man it's it's like Supergirl but she's like she's got a day job and she's
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  kind of a bit [ __ ] socially but are they doing it for a
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  different audience I would say so and I would say that audience
• 25:49
  is women twins it's not me SE you're neither a tween nor a woman
• 25:56
  so it could be it's a little bit MC not in this universe and in a fitting spot
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  of casting it's Stars Ellie mcel yeah yeah I saw that as The Devil
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  Wears Prada from what I can glean from the trailer yeah it looked all right I don't
• 26:16
  it just not doesn't look like it's for me yeah it's looks
• 26:20
  very I don't know light-hearted and boring beginning of lighthearted and
• 26:27
  boring Simon Peg is uh the latest victim of
• 26:34
  Internet Lynch mobbing after he came out famously saying that science fiction
• 26:41
  movies are dumb um his his
• 26:46
  actual uh point was that we' have dumbed down science fiction so there's no more
• 26:53
  films being made of hard sci-fi it's all just basically space action mov movies
• 26:59
  um okay cuz yeah for him to come I was very confused when you're saying that
• 27:02
  his comment said it's dumb because he's a huge sci-fi fan yeah I mean and to say
• 27:08
  that they've dumbed it down I mean he's he's in the he's the silliest character
• 27:14
  in the silly new Star Trek movies right right you know like he's laughing all
• 27:20
  the way to the bank there yeah but um yeah he's he's going on the defensive
• 27:26
  now uh and basically just say saying no I like those movies I just like the
• 27:31
  other ones too and no one's making them
• 27:33
  anymore yeah but uh he's wrong in one
• 27:38
  count because Matt you showed me a movie this week that I would like to talk
• 27:44
  about and to set I thought it would be a good Counterpoint to um to what we
• 27:48
  discussed last week chappie so last
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  night I was uh I was at work uh I was up
• 27:56
  very very late and I I got home like I said very late and I had a
• 28:02
  6:00 shoot this morning so I only had about 6 hours left to get some sleep and
• 28:08
  get back to work uh and I saw your email there that said Dan you might want to
• 28:13
  check out XM and I thought yeah at some point I will in fact it's probably going
• 28:19
  to be [ __ ] so I'll just watch the first five minutes of it while I'm falling
• 28:24
  asleep and uh sorry about that yeah so I was I was forced to watch all of it uh
• 28:29
  because it's the best movie I've seen this year um and I [ __ ] loved it and
• 28:35
  it's everything that good science fiction should be um it's it's got It's
• 28:40
  got you know great science it's got Thrills it's
• 28:47
  got nudity you know yep and the whole thing
• 28:54
  Stars four people yeah that I thought and when the
• 28:59
  credits came on at the end IID actually completely forgotten there were only
• 29:03
  four people in it tells such a such a huge
• 29:06
  story set in a house and it's I'm I'm reluctant to say too much about it
• 29:11
  because I think people should just watch it but we don't need to necessarily
• 29:14
  spoil it too much but I um give me a quick rundown of oh well do you want to
• 29:20
  run through the plot Dan no no I quite a lot before all right well talked quite a
• 29:25
  lot already today I'm planning to go see it later this week okay well um maybe I
• 29:29
  should shut up for a bit it's it's a movie about a a programmer
• 29:36
  who's invited to the house of a kind of
• 29:38
  um internet billionaire to road test a
• 29:44
  new AI that he's
• 29:46
  developed but it soon becomes clear
• 29:52
  that I should say it soon becomes unclear who's testing
• 29:56
  who right is that a fair summary without spoiling any of the plot right you begin
• 30:03
  to wonder what is really going on like what the motivations of everybody
• 30:08
  involved are yeah because it's quite clear that it doesn't need to be he he
• 30:14
  the AI is Advanced enough that the a basic you know is this convincing is not
• 30:20
  really what he's after yeah yeah and on a base level it's about a nerd who talks
• 30:25
  to a sexy robot yeah so if that alone isn't a selling point then I don't know
• 30:31
  what is and I don't know why you're listening to this
• 30:35
  podcast yeah it's a lot about stuff like
• 30:38
  is you know like if you create a a computer or a robot that's smart enough
• 30:45
  to know that it's alive and is conscious what you know are you then
• 30:50
  somewhat you know is there have a responsibility to to free it or you know
• 30:54
  is it a is it a person or all that kind of stuff comes up it's literally
• 30:59
  everything I thought chappie was going to be yeah right like it's it's all those
• 31:04
  moral dilemmas that I thought chappie was going to explore and by the way I
• 31:08
  really did try to give chap chappie a second go and finish it and in spite of
• 31:14
  your to be honest I think you did a better job Matt of describing that scene
• 31:20
  where he's stealing cars that it actually played out for me in the
• 31:24
  movie like I was watching it going yeah fine but this was funny when Matt was
• 31:28
  telling me about it maybe I should make films maybe you
• 31:33
  should right well yeah I ex macina I really really
• 31:39
  liked it I thought the the only complaint I had was I felt like in a few
• 31:45
  scenes the acting was a bit off mhm yeah
• 31:49
  and for example the I don't want to trying to think how I can describe it
• 31:53
  without giving it away there's a scene where the two main characters or I guess
• 31:57
  two of the main characters the two guys
• 31:59
  are talking and um and he gives a really unconvincing
• 32:05
  answer like he he he asked him a question and he he doesn't want to
• 32:09
  answer him so he gives a really Shifty answer and it was I just felt like
• 32:13
  there's no way that you would accept that as the answer yeah and and then
• 32:17
  just yeah just that one scene made me go
• 32:20
  oh all right I read that as that guy
• 32:24
  we're being so vague here um yeah thinking he was getting away with more
• 32:30
  than he was and that other guy allowing him to feel see I I thought maybe it's
• 32:36
  that but then I'm like no because if I if I if someone asked me a straight up
• 32:40
  question and I was feeling really guilty and I lied so poorly like he did yeah
• 32:44
  and then they and then and the person was like oh okay I'd be like they know
• 32:48
  they [ __ ] know there's no way that you didn't call me on that so I don't
• 32:53
  know there's a couple little things like that but I mean they don't they don't
• 32:55
  ruin the movie at all L you should watch it mate it's like it's it's probably not
• 33:01
  as uh not as many explosions as the movies that I don't think there's any
• 33:06
  explosions at all that you like but I'm not into explosions bull [ __ ] your
• 33:12
  favorite actor is the rock you admitted that you have admitted
• 33:18
  that on this podcast before I've admitted he's a good
• 33:21
  actor if You' admitted he's good you are his biggest fan can we I quickly say
• 33:26
  have you seen this trailer San Andreas oh God that looks terrible it looks
• 33:30
  [ __ ] awesome Luke what are you talking about it looks awesome the the
• 33:35
  problem is for some reason every time they say San Andreas I keep thinking
• 33:38
  Grand Theft order I thought that's it was at first I mean not at first during
• 33:42
  the trailer but when I heard that they were doing a San Andreas movie I was
• 33:45
  like what the [ __ ] yeah and then I got excited about seeing the Rock in black
• 33:52
  face what is the
• 33:55
  rock um he Luke's favorite
• 34:01
  actor oh he's he's Egyptian isn't he he's a scorpion yeah that's right yeah
• 34:05
  there you go welcome to the Rock he's
• 34:11
  [Laughter]
• 34:14
  alra yeah so um XM big big thumbs up for
• 34:18
  me as well like I said I I mean I it
• 34:22
  Matt how did you stumble across it um i' I'd seen something about it online and
• 34:27
  then actually I went out to dinner with some friends the other week and we were
• 34:31
  discussing chappie funnily enough and he said oh have you seen X Marina and I
• 34:36
  said no and he said oh it's another one that's just come out that he feels is a
• 34:41
  better a better story about that kind of thing and I said oh okay and then so I
• 34:47
  obtained it legally and um yeah and we watched it so you went to the movies
• 34:52
  yeah that's right he went to Italy to see it I also saw it in Italy I don't
• 34:55
  know if it's on the no it's out in movies oh is it yeah I was going to go
• 34:59
  actually see it last night oh like mainstream movies yep all dendi oh oh
• 35:04
  okay yeah allor right Art House mainstream yeah you go yeah well
• 35:10
  definitely check it out if you like how you get sort of similar movies coming
• 35:15
  out around the same time it is strange isn't it I uh listened to a while ago an
• 35:21
  interview with Jonathan Nolan Christopher Nolan's brother who wrote
• 35:24
  Jonah um The Prestige with him mhm mhm and they asked about
• 35:31
  actually I think it was what's it uh this creative screenwriting podcast yep
• 35:36
  the Q Anda Goldsmith that's himh um and he asked is it you know like The
• 35:42
  Illusionist came out around the same time as a Prestige he said what's that
• 35:45
  about that happens a lot and then Jonathan noan said oh yeah there's this
• 35:49
  phenomenon where because Hollywood such a you know small world everybody's
• 35:55
  talking about projects and then people get the same idea ideas at the same time
• 35:58
  because stuff's floating around I was like well that's a cop out yeah like so
• 36:05
  yeah but you know how Hollywood producers discuss things don't they
• 36:08
  they're like oh [ __ ] robots are very hot right now what what is Sony they got
• 36:13
  robots fighting dinosaurs okay what can our robots fight you know right South
• 36:19
  [Laughter]
• 36:23
  Africans yeah or just well I don't want to give any
• 36:28
  away yeah Luke watch it it's good yeah oh I will um and in the meantime we've
• 36:33
  got some other robot news um oh yeah you guys seen this robot
• 36:38
  butt I didn't I saw the robot butt in the movie oh yeah I saw that robot butt
• 36:45
  in the movie too this one oh I just looked at I just looked up the
• 36:50
  article that is not what I was thinking of no this is a little different to any
• 36:55
  of the robot butts in the film uh this is look this is a solution to a
• 37:01
  problem that doctors have faced for years and that's that when you're a
• 37:06
  young doctor or let's say a medical student learning to be a doctor uh you
• 37:11
  have to learn how to um check somebody's
• 37:17
  prostate y right yeah but how do you how do you practice that right I mean where
• 37:23
  do you find someone who will just stand in front of
• 37:27
  a classroom full of medical students and one by one allow every single one of
• 37:33
  them to probe their anus right cuz not everybody has a Luke like we do yeah that's
• 37:39
  right but we were lucky uh and so the
• 37:43
  answer is uh a new robot called
• 37:49
  Patrick which is uh which is an
• 37:53
  AI self-aware um who just loves being fingered in the
• 37:59
  ass look at him and we actually uh once you've done it he'll very politely tell
• 38:05
  you how you did what you did wrong and what you could do better next time why
• 38:09
  doesn't he just do it himself if he's such an expert well that doesn't help anym next
• 38:14
  time I go to the doctor and he checks for prostate I'm going to be like well
• 38:17
  you did all right but uh let me give you a few
• 38:23
  tips I scrolled down too on this article and there's that [ __ ] terrifying
• 38:29
  of synthe that trains students not a obviously because it's it's supposed to
• 38:36
  be someone who's alive yeah so yeah that's terrifying you listeners
• 38:43
  we put the article in so yeah there's there's a lot to take in I think it's
• 38:48
  actually a good idea cuz you probably have a hard enough time getting guys to
• 38:51
  go into the doctor anyway to have this done Al having someone come in and go oh
• 38:55
  by the way we're going to have this student do this today
• 38:58
  yeah yeah that's always well not I haven't had this procedure but I've had
• 39:03
  physio at the at the doctor when the um they did this to you B
• 39:08
  bad no it's just odd that there's someone else there it's just you know you you build
• 39:13
  up a rapport with your with your doctor and then you go in and he's like oh
• 39:16
  here's uh here's Bob and it's this teenage kid like I'm just going to take
• 39:20
  some notes now yeah like oh I mean I won't even get my haircut from a
• 39:26
  uh from a student hairdresser you know what I mean from a robot I probably
• 39:31
  would I probably would let can I tell you guys about a haircut
• 39:35
  experience that I had recently please do as recently as
• 39:39
  yesterday right I just like your stories so I went to uh I I needed a haircut but
• 39:44
  I just needed a trim right I didn't need a whole new [ __ ] do I just needed the
• 39:49
  back and sides cut right yeah because when you when you go on the Good
• 39:53
  oldfashioned short back and sides the back and sides don't stay short for long
• 39:59
  and is this your first haircut in another country uh no actually I've had
• 40:04
  three haircuts in three country since I've been away from Sydney all right but
• 40:09
  um I haven't even had one haircuts since shiing going think I have either but I
• 40:14
  got short hair and the shorter your hair is the more often you got to get it cut
• 40:18
  right yeah you know it grows out it grows out quicker anyway the I I didn't
• 40:24
  want to pay a lot of money I'll say that straight off I okay I was being a tight
• 40:28
  ass and I didn't want to go and pay 50 bucks to just have the back and the
• 40:33
  sides trimmed with a little electric rer do you know what I mean I could have
• 40:37
  done it myself if I'd had Clippers I didn't right so I'm walking around the
• 40:42
  plaza and I'm and I'm passing places that look pretty decent but pretty
• 40:46
  decent is not what I'm after in this particular moment right and then I find
• 40:51
  one called Express haircuts and I'm like well that's that's
• 40:56
  for me
• 40:59
  um so you go in you pay in advance you
• 41:04
  pay to a machine and it's always 10
• 41:08
  bucks okay you put a $10 bill into this machine it spits you out a ticket you go
• 41:14
  and sit with the other men who have a ticket right right then you go up you
• 41:21
  give the hairdresser you a ticket they sit you down they say just a trim and
• 41:28
  you go yeah they trim and then
• 41:33
  they you guys remember Wayne's World sure remember the guess they had
• 41:39
  on in the start of that movie The vacu
• 41:41
  Suck yeah the the suck cut yeah cut guys
• 41:47
  I got a suck cut really yeah my head was
• 41:51
  vacuum how how is it well here's the thing for 10 bucks
• 41:57
  bucks they don't style it afterwards right so I left there sure I left there
• 42:02
  with my hair shorter but but just really not knowing how it went you know I had to
• 42:07
  kind of get home and like then do my hair before I knew if it was okay or not
• 42:13
  and I must say for a haircut that was done by part man and part machine not
• 42:19
  bad okay and for 10 bucks you know I've had
• 42:25
  worse will you be going back I don't know if I'll go back for
• 42:30
  the next one because I think maybe every other cut I need the human
• 42:35
  touch but but for just little Trims and tiies up you know for
• 42:39
  maintenance yeah I can recommend the suck cut all
• 42:44
  right you go listeners if you're looking for a haircut and you're in singing yeah
• 42:49
  do you call it singing is that what you call it I think that's what everyone
• 42:51
  calls it yeah yeah yeah yeah cool I thought so I've just decided part of prize that
• 42:58
  I'm going to send to Darcy is this snap that I'm currently
• 43:01
  recording so did you said that to us too well he can't hear you he can only hear me so
• 43:08
  um yeah here you go live I'm sending it to
• 43:13
  him interesting I'll send it to you as well I mean I'm assuming it's
• 43:19
  dicks no no no it's just a recording of what just happened oh right so he's getting it in
• 43:25
  advance well just that short second getting your dick in
• 43:30
  advance there you go you guys just got s it as
• 43:34
  well all right well have you eaten any good food over there Dan eaten a lot of
• 43:39
  good food over here Matt this is the this is where East Meets West and it's
• 43:43
  the home of good Cuisine interesting cuz I hear there's a
• 43:48
  good hotel in a good hotel a good um
• 43:51
  well it is a hotel uh in Nigeria yeah yeah I tried to stay away from Nigeria
• 43:58
  generally speaking uh and I do I have a contact there who's trying to hook me up
• 44:03
  with some money and hopefully that comes through yeah maybe what you should do is
• 44:08
  lend him some um Security money yeah that's probably what I'll do
• 44:12
  yeah I've got a Nigerian girl who's like well in love with me and um we we we
• 44:19
  talk over Skype and um her mom's really sick though unfortunately but I've I've
• 44:23
  kept her alive with several checks that I've sent so hopefully shout out to um
• 44:28
  G's mom
• 44:31
  so her mom's name
• 44:36
  is how do you spell that uh
• 44:41
  Capital exclamation mark yeah and an
• 44:45
  asteris yeah exactly
• 44:48
  right well uh this restaurant um
• 44:53
  apparently serves a special meal um like do we know how this was
• 44:59
  discovered uh yeah uh they got dobbed in by a priest but I don't know how he
• 45:04
  knew right uh audience if you're still wondering uh we're talking about the
• 45:10
  Nigerian restaurant that was shut down recently for serving
• 45:14
  human yeah it says they found two human heads wrapped
• 45:20
  in Cellophane in a hotel restaurant they raided the hotel in an umbra in
• 45:26
  southeast in Nigeria after receiving a tip off the hotel owner and 10 others have been
• 45:32
  arrested police have also uncovered two AK-47 rifles 40 rounds of live
• 45:37
  ammunition and cell phones well I mean that doesn't I've got cell phones in the
• 45:42
  house you don't end with the cell phones you lead with
• 45:46
  that look I'm sorry human heads that's more interesting than the cell phones
• 45:52
  yeah in fact you don't need to say human heads if you've already you don't need
• 45:55
  to say cell phones if you already said human heads do you know what I mean like
• 45:58
  you've trumped it already you started way too strong and you've got nowhere to
• 46:05
  go it still doesn't really explain things right it says here this is this
• 46:09
  is one of the people who who reported them I went to the hotel early this year
• 46:13
  after eating I was told that a lump of meat was being sold at n700 which is about
• 46:18
  $4 I was surprised so I didn't know it was human meat that I ate at such an expensive
• 46:24
  price well so he's more fre by the cost of the human meat not so much the uh
• 46:31
  fact that so he reported them because it was expensive he's being like I I don't want
• 46:36
  to pay this much for human flesh I mean I eat human flesh but I'm not paying
• 46:41
  that for it also I like this first comment OMG but it doesn't surprise me
• 46:47
  all the same the depravity in the world is reaching new lows just like the
• 46:50
  weather is reaching new records Jesus you better not be
• 46:54
  listening to this podcast you [ __ ] vapid that was me Dan I was just doing a
• 46:58
  silly voice oh I'm sorry I didn't realize God damn
• 47:04
  it we talk about sex toys instead yeah I
• 47:09
  mean we've always got some sex toy
• 47:12
  news we try to yeah um but I think this
• 47:17
  one is the best we've had in a
• 47:20
  while best yeah yeah best you guys seen the sex toy that's a dildo that you can
• 47:27
  put the ashes of your dead husband in yeah so that he can continue to [ __ ]
• 47:33
  you from Beyond the Grave yeah this is definitely the
• 47:37
  creepiest one see I thought some of the Twilight ones and and that were creepy
• 47:41
  this is this is actually really creepy you know what's more creepy than a dildo
• 47:47
  filled with somebody's ashes is whoever the [ __ ] will use
• 47:53
  this you know what I mean like the fact that this is a product fine fine you
• 47:57
  know everyone does something to make a buck if you think you're going to make a
• 48:00
  buck out of this yeah put it on the market who cares if you buy this you're a [ __ ]
• 48:08
  freak I like how it's called the um wait the erotically shaped n is part
• 48:14
  of 21 g a memory box devised by sturken Boom the Creator to help grieving people
• 48:20
  feel the presence of their loved ones yeah basically it's a whole kit it's a
• 48:24
  box that you put it's got an iPhone holder so you can play put your iPhone
• 48:29
  up play your favorite song that he used to he used to play for you there's um a
• 48:34
  little uh perfume dispenser that you fill with his cologne so that you can
• 48:40
  Jesus give the air a little Spritz and remember His scent and then of course
• 48:43
  there's the transparent dildo filled with his
• 48:48
  ashes that you stick inside your vagina I think that's the worst
• 48:53
  part yeah that it's transparent yeah I don't know why I just that seems
• 48:59
  to be the part that I go really yeah it's just all [ __ ]
• 49:06
  up yeah so strange yeah it's it's weird on a number of
• 49:11
  levels how much does one of these products go
• 49:15
  for uh I don't know he says I would much
• 49:20
  appreciate if the term sex toy or dildo are not in the headlines he told the hon
• 49:25
  post by email it's a convers ational piece a metaphor and I'll just tell you
• 49:29
  the Huffington posts headline designer dildo contains loved ones crated
• 49:35
  ashes and then the first line it's a sex toy that someone maybe you will be dying
• 49:42
  to use pun so they listened to him and then
• 49:47
  just chose to ignore him yeah man yeah look he knew what he was getting himself
• 49:52
  in for when he made this yeah yeah absolutely
• 49:58
  then this baffling well I me look I mean here's here's the did I just close that
• 50:04
  what an idiot oh it comes with a brass key that you can wear as a pendant oh
• 50:10
  God the ritual of taking off your
• 50:12
  pendant unlocking your treasured box then pulling out your dildo and [ __ ]
• 50:18
  yourself with it like it just seems so romantic this is
• 50:23
  all well and good this is all well and good but they're going to make a
• 50:28
  flashlight I how would that even work
• 50:32
  no I mean what what am I supposed to do
• 50:37
  you can get the dildo
• 50:41
  what yeah I suppose that would he
• 50:44
  accurately recreate the
• 50:49
  experience of your dead uncle who raped you would you guys like to hear the
• 50:56
  reasoning before Mark sturken
• 50:59
  boom's invention of this sure all right here's here's a quote directly from Mark
• 51:05
  sturen boom I sometimes help an old lady with her groceries and she has an N
• 51:11
  standing near the window which carries the remains of her husband she always
• 51:16
  speaks with so much love about him but the J just he was in it didn't reflect that at
• 51:22
  all in the same period I read an article about Widow to Boos and sex and I
• 51:29
  thought to myself can I combine these two themes and make an object that is
• 51:34
  about love and missing and
• 51:38
  intimacy a dildo yeah a dildo where
• 51:42
  literally the dead body of your dead
• 51:46
  husband goes inside
• 51:51
  you well Stu and boom you're our geek of
• 51:55
  the week [Music]
• 52:02
  we that's creepy yeah if you scroll down to the bottom of this page they've got
• 52:07
  antique vibrators to get their own museum it's like set of pictures
• 52:13
  yeah I yeah some of these are weird
• 52:17
  man some of these are well weird this is like did you ever see those pictures of
• 52:22
  the old um prophylactics that you have to wash yeah you had to wash them out
• 52:27
  and roll them back up yeah that's that's nasty yeah
• 52:33
  although I guess at the time it was fine yeah it was was as good as you had ever
• 52:38
  heard of yeah that's right old people moving on did you know that the um the
• 52:44
  Scotland Yard uh had a bunch of secret dossier um years and years ago uh
• 52:51
  particularly about fans of television shows like Star Trek and the X Files so
• 52:57
  in the in in the leadup to the Millennium they were worried that these
• 53:01
  people uh were going to form a revolt
• 53:05
  and uh attempt to I guess create some sort of Star Trek esque Utopia and what
• 53:11
  would that be they call turn of the Millennium well you have to dress the
• 53:15
  same as everyone yeah yeah yeah you can have something that always happens in
• 53:20
  the future yeah yeah but all the same style yeah they're worried that that
• 53:26
  they like in their in their fandom I
• 53:29
  guess and that they uh it says here fuel is added to the fire by television
• 53:35
  dramas and feature films mostly produced in America these draw together the
• 53:40
  various strands of religion UFOs conspiracies and Mystic events and put
• 53:44
  them in an entertaining storyline obviously this is not Sinister in itself
• 53:48
  what is of concern is the devotion that certain groups individuals individuals
• 53:51
  ascribe to the contents of these programs so they worried that uh that
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  Bans are are like a cult and will attempt to rise up and take over the
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  British government I guess I mean in Millennium they are a bit like a but I
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  doubt they're organizing enough to take over the government even the British
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  government no no I mean these people from what I understand they there's no
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  way they could organize a [ __ ] hostile takeover of a
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  government yeah I mean just just make a girl go out and talk to them and then
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  that'll be it dispersed yeah
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  exactly I'm joking of course you're joking it what cuz I'm I'm joking of
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  course because I'm like that's that's what my response would be when they send the woman
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  [Laughter] out I see your woman and I'll raise you
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  this erection well speaking of women have you
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  heard about the recent Denver ComiCon um please please inform me there
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  was a they had a panel women in comics right now if you were to hear that what
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  would you think I think it's another feminist thing yep no it was a
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  discussion of like actual female characters in comic books with all male
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  panel of course it was right okay so yeah as you can guess
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  the internet's little upset about this oh God that surprise me I mean look that
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  is a little bit insensitive yeah I think they made a little bit of a mistake there I mean
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  only because only because this knock was definitely going to
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  happen yeah it's it's this is not the time to do something like this there's a
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  lot of this uh being called out at the moment so yeah I mean I'm sure they
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  didn't intend it that way look Comics are made by men generally speaking and
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  they have been like it's not that I mean did women care about Comics well the
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  funny think about this they actually had um at the same convention they actually
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  had a female I can't remember her name at the moment who has a PHD in comics
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  right and they didn't ask her to
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  join oh her phc is pretty much on females in comics that's just them being
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  silly then look yeah I don't know I just mean I mean they talk about how Comics is a
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  is a kind of a boy's industry and it is because I guess it's not anymore I no no
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  no I know that it's not I know that it's not now but it's it definitely was you
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  know what I mean and I think this all
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  all this kind of pent like this buildup now is spilling over and hopefully all
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  this is going to be resolved in the next couple of years and we can all just be
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  the same rather than having to point out all these you I really would like that
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  just because I'm sick of [ __ ] hearing it like I agree with it all but I would
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  just like it to happen and we can can stop talking about it yeah yes and let's
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  stop talking I mean h God no I don't want let's not let's not I'm more no
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  let's move on yeah let's all just be the same everybody right men and women we're
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  the we're the same except for the the sexy parts right so let's just get on
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  with it not the sex just the getting on with with liking comics and such right
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  is it TI everyone else's pants to come off now or still just me oh I removed
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  mine a while ago okay yeah when we started talking about that dildo full of
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  Ashes H
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  wonderful uh you've been playing a game that I'd like to hear what you think
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  about that was that was a terrible sentence but you know what I meant I
• 57:44
  don't know who you're talking to I'm talking to you all right
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  cool oh you're talking about The Wolf Among Us yeah I would like to hear what you
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  think of the Wolf Among Us now I was trying to remember did you play this and not enjoy
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  it I played it uh on my iPad briefly and I did not enjoy it because I would say
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  if I was just making a list this contains just about everything that you
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  like you know like this is this is fantasy Noir
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  detective Like Comics and it's I I I'm really enjoying that I'm not super far
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  in because I I've not had a lot of time to devote to this but I'm really liking
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  it I found my my issue with it was I bought it on the iPad the first episode
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  and I found uh it's not really a spoiler cuz it's literally the first scene you
• 58:43
  know the first scene is you go and The Woodsman is beating up uh somebody and
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  oh yeah right and you have to fight him right I found the
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  controls for that the the QuickTime events for that on the iPad to be
• 58:57
  infuriated and actually I was playing it on my laptop like without my mouse or
• 59:01
  anything and without any warning that you suddenly had to start aiming places
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  and tapping keys and stuff that was very frustrating but once I worked out okay
• 59:12
  that's what I've got to do I wasn't frustrated anymore I know I should go back to it I
• 59:18
  just haven't and I mean as in I think about a year ago we talked about this
• 59:23
  and I still haven't so no definitely give another try but give it a try on
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  either PC or Xbox yeah I played on the co speaking of giving it another try I
• 59:32
  finally listened to the podcast that you two did on your own a couple of weeks
• 59:36
  back and I heard you Matt mention that you're curious to give uh BioShock
• 59:43
  Infinite another try and I'm here to urge you to do that because oh okay I
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  know you weren't happy with it and it it was you were away when it came out and
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  and me and your girlfriend were both playing it at the same time on separate
• 59:59
  Xboxes in the same house all right and we were just we were so immersed in the
• 1:00:04
  world like it it was it's such an
• 1:00:08
  amazing story to to play through and and I'm I'm I'm not I'm still not sure why
• 1:00:14
  everyone hated the gameplay on it it was it was a it was a great story that was
• 1:00:19
  kind of simple to to to navigate your way through the world and it just to me
• 1:00:24
  it just didn't let me down in any way and if you if you do play it again and
• 1:00:29
  you like it I do urge you to also download the DLC cuz I play through all
• 1:00:33
  of the extra chapters and they're amazing and one of them is set back when
• 1:00:37
  Rapture is in its Heyday and you get to actually be in Rapture when it's
• 1:00:42
  thriving and it's just great if you've played the other two Bioshock it's it's
• 1:00:46
  you know it's just a treat so I know you don't like it but you're
• 1:00:53
  wrong no no no I I I acknowledge that and I like I said I know that I rushed
• 1:01:00
  it because everyone else was playing it and and everything so
• 1:01:05
  um yeah I I would like to give it another chance so we'll
• 1:01:09
  see yeah just just bringing it just
• 1:01:12
  bringing it up was enough you know yeah I still need to go play the DLC for the
• 1:01:18
  DLC was great I'll tell you what you all need to play
• 1:01:23
  mhm it's The Witcher 3
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  ride around on on your horse roach and except in in this you're The Witcher and
• 1:02:32
  so you go into town and there'll be a notice board and you look at the notice
• 1:02:36
  board and they'll say oh there's a there's a ghost haunting the well and we
• 1:02:40
  can't get any water somebody's going to have to take care of it and then you go
• 1:02:42
  talk to them and like well I'm not going to do it for free and you can kind of
• 1:02:46
  haggle with them and say that's not enough gold I need I need a bit more
• 1:02:50
  than that come on have a haggle with them and then they'll they'll say all
• 1:02:53
  right fine then you go off and deal with the the ghost come back and uh have your
• 1:03:00
  way with a couple of the farmer's daughters and then off you go to the
• 1:03:02
  next town is that what you negotiate is your payment uh I haven't been able to do
• 1:03:07
  that yet I'm hoping that'll come up oh yeah the it's just it's just so good
• 1:03:14
  it's like it's the best you got play I'm
• 1:03:18
  playing through Witcher two as Witcher two uh how do you mean I found witchard
• 1:03:24
  too like you couldn't put it on if you wanted to kind of knock about in the
• 1:03:27
  world for a little bit like everything required a lot of
• 1:03:31
  thought no I there are there's the main story line which I feel like is probably
• 1:03:37
  like that but no I don't think it is like that I think it's more like like if
• 1:03:41
  you wanted to it's more like a GTA kind of likeed dead kind of rockar like you
• 1:03:46
  could yeah you could you could load it up hop on roach your horse ride into a
• 1:03:51
  town like I said and do some stuff and uh I mean you you've got to level up
• 1:03:56
  otherwise you'll get your ass kicked by certain things and there is still the
• 1:04:00
  thing I like about it as well is uh like in Witcher 2 and the earlier games
• 1:04:06
  you if there's a particular monster you have to go and figure out the best way
• 1:04:11
  to deal with it because in theory you could either you
• 1:04:16
  know work your way up so that you're a bunch of levels higher than the monster
• 1:04:19
  is and then just kill it or you can do research like buy books from a book shop
• 1:04:24
  in a town somewhere check the BS like you literally will have to read the text
• 1:04:27
  in the book and then it'll say it'll say oh you know if you want to um if you
• 1:04:33
  want to fight uh a noon wraith you're going to need to get some Spectre oil on
• 1:04:37
  your sword and uh and use the OD sign to
• 1:04:41
  trap to trap her you yard sign to trap her and make her you know Caporal so you
• 1:04:47
  can hit her with the sword and that will help you so M MH I don't know it's kind
• 1:04:52
  of like or or like I said you can just wait until a bunch of levels higher and
• 1:04:56
  go and whack the thing until it dies sure
• 1:05:01
  so that's going to take a while no no well that that I mean yeah in this case
• 1:05:07
  in the case of the noon wraith that probably would be difficult but but
• 1:05:10
  that's what I mean there like I don't know it's [ __ ] great like so far it's
• 1:05:15
  it's my favorite game of the last few years even
• 1:05:20
  W yeah it's really good and I mean that said I really liked Witcher 2 like I as
• 1:05:25
  in I got Witcher 2 and I just played through it in like a solid block because
• 1:05:29
  I liked it so much I'm struggling with Witcher 2 okay I'm playing on the Xbox
• 1:05:34
  360 I don't know they just controls on it yeah I I enjoyed the world but I
• 1:05:39
  never I never finished it I found it yeah there was just something that was holding me
• 1:05:45
  back well I think maybe this will be this might be the
• 1:05:48
  one interesting because as I mentioned like it it's different enough to the the
• 1:05:53
  other like and like it really really feels more like red dead or GTA or
• 1:05:57
  something but not boring like GTA yeah right well it's definitely on my two
• 1:06:03
  playlist but first i'm going to be finishing ODST you've you've already finished that
• 1:06:08
  Luke so moving on to the Witcher no they've re-released it again yeah you've
• 1:06:12
  already finished it you've already finished it so yeah but I need to play
• 1:06:15
  it I love that game but all right I need time for The Witcher that's not a play
• 1:06:21
  quick hour or here here that that's down for a Solid 5 hours um at a time we had
• 1:06:26
  an apartment inspection the real estate want to come inspect and I said to my
• 1:06:30
  boss oh I got an an inspection so I'm going to take a day off and he's like oh
• 1:06:34
  you going to need the whole day ah definitely going to need the whole day
• 1:06:38
  off so yep played
• 1:06:43
  Witcher maybe I need a inspection
• 1:06:47
  yep so yeah highly recommend it and also
• 1:06:51
  if you're uh if you're looking around uh
• 1:06:55
  on what's the the aisle of aisle of Skies is it called anyway keep your eyes
• 1:07:01
  out for a character called Carlo The Boatman he's uh he's named after our
• 1:07:06
  friend Carlo all right from um big head mode and uh and bonus stage so if you
• 1:07:12
  guys have come along to bonus stage you've seen Carlo on the stage you would
• 1:07:15
  have seen they talked about it the other night he went to uh warsa visited CD
• 1:07:20
  project red suggested as a joke that that the game would probably be improved
• 1:07:24
  if it had a character called kler the boat Captain uh and he now exists in the
• 1:07:28
  game not only that he's the only non like NPC um who has a name who's not a
• 1:07:34
  quest related person so that's pretty cool oh wow that's great so say hi to K the boat
• 1:07:41
  captain I will do we have anything to end on this week I'll give you something
• 1:07:46
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• 1:07:52
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