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WKND Rewind: Rich likes to talk? I don't believe you! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hey dummy, if you get free roses, it's a trap.
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  Speaker 1: War of the Roses starts right now on John Jay
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  Speaker 1: and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: Alright, we're getting ready for War of the Roses. Fabian,
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  Speaker 2: what's up? You're on the air. What's your story? Who's
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  Speaker 2: cheating on you?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, so I feel kind of crazy when saying this,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm starting to think that my wife is getting
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  Speaker 3: something on the side. Every few nights she goes out
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  Speaker 3: with her girlfriends, which that normally wouldn't bother me, but Lately,
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  Speaker 3: there's this pattern where she comes home, she goes straight
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  Speaker 3: to the shower, and then suddenly she's in the best mood.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm telling you, my wife has been miserable for
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  Speaker 3: the last full year, no lie. And I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: we barely connect anymore. She's always irritated with me. But
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  Speaker 3: for some reason, after these quote-unquote girls' nights, she's practically glowing.
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  Speaker 3: And I hate that my mind is going there. And
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if maybe I'm just being insecure, but
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  Speaker 3: something just feels off. I think somebody else is putting
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  Speaker 3: that pep in her step, if you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: That makes me wonder, like, is there anything else that's
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  Speaker 4: going on in your relationship that is shady? Like, is
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  Speaker 4: she hiding her phone? Is she lying about where she's
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  Speaker 4: at with her friends?
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  Speaker 3: Nothing that I've noticed other than this, to be honest
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  Speaker 3: with you. I don't really go.
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  Speaker 5: I don't really pay attention.
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  Speaker 3: To her phone, but, um, yeah, there's nothing else that
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  Speaker 3: I can think of that I would consider shady or anything.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So you're saying she comes home and she goes and
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  Speaker 2: washes that guy off and then she's all happy in
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  Speaker 2: a good mood. That's what you're saying. She always comes
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  Speaker 2: home and washes and jumps in the shower, right?
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  Speaker 5: She goes straight to the shower.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, and she's trying to like, You can't
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  Speaker 2: smell his obsession, his Ralph Lauren, his Paul Gaultier.
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  Speaker 8: It's kind of sad you jump right to that because, like,
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  Speaker 8: there's other reasons you would want to shower. Like, are
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  Speaker 8: her girls nights at a new yoga place? Like, is
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  Speaker 8: she just sweaty? And you know when you work out
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  Speaker 8: you have those endorphins, so that may explain why she's in.
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  Speaker 4: A better mood. Like, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Guys have female intuition, too, you know?
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  Speaker 9: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I'm kind of with you, Kyle. I'm not discrediting. I'm
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  Speaker 4: just saying, like.
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  Speaker 8: Like Peyton said, you said there wasn't anything else.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so to me, I'm like, sometimes you hang out
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  Speaker 4: with your girlfriends and you need to wash off all
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  Speaker 4: that bad energy and vibes that you're having for a day.
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  Speaker 2: Every time. Every time she comes home, she gets in
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  Speaker 2: the shower. Every time.
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  Speaker 10: Who knows?
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  Speaker 2: Who knows?
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  Speaker 11: Are there more girls' nights than normal lately?
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  Speaker 2: I would say so.
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  Speaker 5: It's pretty regular.
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  Speaker 12: I don't know.
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  Speaker 13: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's call her. What's your wife's name?
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  Speaker 10: Jenna.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we're going to get Jenna on the phone
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  Speaker 2: next and find out who she thinks is sending her flowers.
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  Speaker 2: War of the Roses next with John T. and Rich.
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  Speaker 14: For the john jay and rich but let's.
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  Speaker 1: Be honest you stay for kyle and peyton it's john jay.
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  Speaker 2: And rich we are in the middle of war of
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  Speaker 2: the roses fabian thinks his wife jenna is cheating on
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  Speaker 2: him because every time she comes home from a girl's
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  Speaker 2: night boom she goes in the shower every time and
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  Speaker 2: then she's like in a really good mood so he's
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  Speaker 2: got reason to think that there's what you say there's
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  Speaker 2: a guy something on the side she's getting something on
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  Speaker 2: the side is what you said right fabian.
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking that's definitely a possibility.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: He said someone else is putting that pep in her step.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. It all depends how big is that pep.
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  Speaker 2: That's a bummer.
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  Speaker 14: Whoa, wow.
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  Speaker 4: I really hope this is not the case for you.
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  Speaker 1: Hello?
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  Speaker 8: Hi, good morning. Is Jenna available?
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  Speaker 11: Yes, this is she.
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  Speaker 3: Perfect.
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  Speaker 11: Hi, Jenna.
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  Speaker 8: So my name is Sarah. I actually have some really
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  Speaker 8: good news for you. You're like, what is this?
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  Speaker 15: Sorry.
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  Speaker 8: I'm with a new company. We're called J & R Flowers.
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  Speaker 8: It's like my fourth day on the job. And like
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  Speaker 8: I said, I do have good news for you, but
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  Speaker 8: I kind of messed up a little bit. So I'm
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  Speaker 8: hoping you can bear with me and help me out
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  Speaker 8: so that you can be showered with love because somebody
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  Speaker 8: wants to send you our most romantic bouquet of roses.
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  Speaker 8: And I am so embarrassed because There's actually a couple
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  Speaker 8: of these bouquets going out, and I want to make
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  Speaker 8: sure you get the right card so you're not like,
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  Speaker 8: who is this? So I'm just wondering, is there any
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  Speaker 8: way you could confirm who would be sending you flowers
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  Speaker 8: so I could get the right card to you?
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  Speaker 12: Oh. Probably my husband, Fabian. I don't know.
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  Speaker 16: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: Anybody else?
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  Speaker 3: Probably Jenna. What the hell is going on? Because I'm
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  Speaker 3: sitting here.
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  Speaker 16: I'm listening to you, and none.
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  Speaker 3: Of this is making sense to me. You've been super
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  Speaker 3: weird when you come home from your girls' nights.
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  Speaker 16: Like, what is going on?
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  Speaker 12: What is going on?
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  Speaker 16: Fabian?
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  Speaker 10: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 12: What is happening right now?
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out what you're doing. Like, you
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  Speaker 3: keep going out with your friends.
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  Speaker 16: You come home late.
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  Speaker 3: You jump in the shower immediately, and then suddenly you're
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  Speaker 3: all happy and glowing. Like, you haven't acted like that
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  Speaker 3: with me in months. You must be getting your happiness
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  Speaker 3: from somewhere else, I'm assuming.
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  Speaker 12: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Honey, you seriously, do you think
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  Speaker 12: I'm cheating on you?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. That's why I'm here.
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  Speaker 17: Like, you tell me.
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  Speaker 3: What am I supposed to think?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 12: Fabian, I'm going out with my girlfriend, and I have
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  Speaker 12: a couple drinks, and then I laugh and dance with them,
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  Speaker 12: and then I'm, I don't know, I'm feeling like myself again,
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  Speaker 12: and they've, I don't know. Honey, they've honestly just brought
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  Speaker 12: back some life into me, and so then I come home,
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  Speaker 12: I take a shower, I take care of myself, and
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  Speaker 12: then I go to sleep.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean, take care of yourself?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, you're on the radio right now.
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  Speaker 2: You're on John Chain Rich, War of the Roses.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 12: I'm sorry. Okay, I'm familiar with the show, but.
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  Speaker 18: This is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 12: I don't understand why you're so upset about this. You
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  Speaker 12: barely kiss me anymore, let alone initiate it.
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  Speaker 4: Anything.
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  Speaker 12: And so, yeah, sometimes I have to handle my own
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  Speaker 12: business so that I can get a little bit more sleep.
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  Speaker 12: I mean, my God, what a shocker. I wake up
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  Speaker 12: in a better mood.
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  Speaker 19: Like what, what's the issue here?
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  Speaker 3: That's low eating right there.
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  Speaker 13: Low eating.
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  Speaker 15: Okay.
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  Speaker 12: You, you think that's, that's me cheating with who? With myself?
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  Speaker 20: Do you have a husband?
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  Speaker 3: Like, why are you doing this behind my back when
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  Speaker 3: you literally have me? What do you do?
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  Speaker 12: You cannot be serious right now. You thought I was
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  Speaker 12: sleeping with another man, and then you find out that
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  Speaker 12: the other person is me, and somehow I'm still cheating.
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  Speaker 12: Somehow I'm cheating on you.
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  Speaker 5: You were hiding from me.
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  Speaker 12: I wasn't hiding anything. What do you want me to do?
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  Speaker 12: Do you want me to send you a calendar invite? Because,
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  Speaker 12: I mean, especially when you show zero interest in me,
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  Speaker 12: so I don't know. I don't know what this is
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  Speaker 12: all about at this point because none of.
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  Speaker 20: This should be a shocker.
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  Speaker 16: That's not the point.
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  Speaker 12: That is the point. Instead of asking, oh, why is
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  Speaker 12: my wife suddenly, you know, seeming happier, you bring me
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  Speaker 12: on to a radio show to accuse me of cheating
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  Speaker 12: because I take a shower when I go to bed
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  Speaker 12: and then I'm in a good mood? I mean, Tabian,
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  Speaker 12: get a grip. What the hell?
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  Speaker 2: Let me jump in for a second. What she's saying
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  Speaker 2: happens in the shower. Is that common, you guys?
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  Speaker 4: It's wherever you want to do your business.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sure some people do that.
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  Speaker 2: Can you enlighten us? Is this relatable to any of
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  Speaker 2: you in the studio, especially you, Kyle?
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I think hanging out with your friends and
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  Speaker 8: feeling like yourself again is very relatable.
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  Speaker 4: I could understand. I mean, absolutely, Jenna. I am 100%
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  Speaker 4: on your side. Fabian, I think you're probably feeling a
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  Speaker 4: little insecure. That's not cheating, though. That's definitely not cheating.
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  Speaker 4: This could be a great thing.
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  Speaker 8: This could open up the communication.
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  Speaker 11: For you, too. I mean, if you look at it
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  Speaker 11: like this, you don't have to do anything, and she's
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  Speaker 11: in a great mood.
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  Speaker 4: He wants to be in the great mood, too. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I think, Kyle, you're exactly right. This is like a
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  Speaker 4: perfect opportunity for the two of you guys to come
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  Speaker 4: together to communicate and.
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  Speaker 11: Get some loving back on. That's right. When she comes
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  Speaker 11: in from the girls' night, you know it's on.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, after she comes home from girls' night, just meet
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  Speaker 4: her before the shower, and I'm sure you're fine.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't feel good about this whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, Fabian. No, she's not a guy. She thought
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  Speaker 2: you were sending her the flowers. There's not another guy.
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  Speaker 2: She's not cheating on you. I mean, you obviously have
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  Speaker 2: to work on your relationship because she says you haven't
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  Speaker 2: touched her in a long time. So she's having some
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  Speaker 2: needs that you've got to meet. And, you know, you
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  Speaker 2: have needs that she's got to meet. You guys got
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  Speaker 2: to communicate. So this is actually a really good thing.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, well, and on top of that, to be honest,
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  Speaker 12: You should stop this right now.
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  Speaker 11: Get out of your head.
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  Speaker 4: Like, seriously.
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  Speaker 12: This whole thing is ridiculous. And quite frankly, like, maybe
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  Speaker 12: you need to start thinking about yourself a little bit
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  Speaker 12: more and not putting so much focus on me and
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  Speaker 12: what's wrong with me. Because quite frankly, I'm out here
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  Speaker 12: trying to do my thing. And you're the one that's
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  Speaker 12: calling a radio show, making up all these stories in
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  Speaker 12: your head. When you could have just talked to me
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  Speaker 12: about it, we could have skipped this whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, communicate what I was saying. Thank you both for
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  Speaker 2: going on the air with us. Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 2: That is War of the Roses, you guys, with John
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  Speaker 2: Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, if that last segment offended you, I am really,
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  Speaker 14: really sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Please email our management at yourmom at iheartradio.yourmom.com.
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  Speaker 14: It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Tatum. You're on the air. How are you?
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  Speaker 18: I'm good.
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  Speaker 16: How are you?
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  Speaker 2: I understand you have like a weird rule that you
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  Speaker 2: want to share with us growing up.
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  Speaker 13: I do.
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  Speaker 18: So my parents had this really weird, weird rule that
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  Speaker 18: nobody in our family was ever allowed to sleep in
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  Speaker 18: the guest room, like ever. And I thought that was
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  Speaker 18: super normal until I started having sleepovers at other people's houses.
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  Speaker 18: And I realized people actually use their guest rooms and
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  Speaker 18: sleep In our house, my parents said that room was
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  Speaker 18: just for like emergencies only, which apparently meant if someone
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  Speaker 18: died or got divorced or was between homes. And the
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  Speaker 18: craziest part was we weren't even allowed to go in
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  Speaker 18: there without permission.
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  Speaker 16: My mom would keep, yeah.
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  Speaker 18: She'd keep this bed perfectly made, curtains closed. And it
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  Speaker 18: was kind of giving like a horror movie, not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 18: And I finally asked her why we couldn't use it.
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  Speaker 18: And she goes, because then it'll stop being a guest room.
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  Speaker 18: And I was like, but mom, we are the guests.
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  Speaker 16: We live here.
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  Speaker 12: That's so funny.
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  Speaker 8: That reminds me of like growing up, I had a
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  Speaker 8: friend who came over and he's like, is there any
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  Speaker 8: rooms I can't go in? And we were like, no.
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  Speaker 8: And then me and my friends went over to his
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  Speaker 8: house and his mom literally had like, I think it
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  Speaker 8: was a living room, right? And it was like literally
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  Speaker 8: blocked off with like those red stanchion thingies, like a.
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  Speaker 14: Museum, like a museum.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 2: Did they live at Graceland? No. Nope, it was just
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  Speaker 2: in Ahwatukee. You know what's funny? Wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 4: Like old books and stuff?
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  Speaker 11: I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe she had antiques.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Your friend asking, are there any rooms I can't go
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  Speaker 2: in is so weird.
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  Speaker 15: So weird.
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  Speaker 2: So weird. I'd be like, what? I know.
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  Speaker 8: Well, I thought it was weird until going to his
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  Speaker 8: house and realizing they do have a room you're.
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  Speaker 2: Not allowed in.
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  Speaker 4: And it probably was. Poor guy was probably traumatized. He
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  Speaker 4: definitely did not want to walk into a room he
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  Speaker 4: wasn't supposed to. I'm sure his mom... Had lit him
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  Speaker 4: up once or twice. Like, what's that about?
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  Speaker 11: That makes total sense to me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 11: My childhood home in beautiful Florissant, Missouri was 1300 square feet.
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  Speaker 11: So we never were allowed to go into the living
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  Speaker 11: room unless there were church people over. They could go
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  Speaker 11: in there. And on Christmas day, we would go in there.
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  Speaker 11: Otherwise it was off limits, off limits to us. So
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  Speaker 11: we hung out in the kitchen, me and my brother.
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  Speaker 11: That's where we hung out because the rooms are too small.
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  Speaker 11: But that room was totally off limits. I get your friend.
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  Speaker 11: I totally get it.
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  Speaker 8: Because you just wanted to keep it nice?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: It was just nice. And whatever they had nice on
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  Speaker 11: the carpet was perfect. The couch you couldn't sit on.
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  Speaker 11: So there was no reason for us to go in
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  Speaker 11: there because there was nothing in there we wanted to
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  Speaker 11: hang out and play with anyway. But we weren't allowed
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  Speaker 11: in the living room at all.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get into weird rules growing up. 877-937-1047. When I
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  Speaker 2: was a kid and my dad was working in his office,
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  Speaker 2: whenever I walked in to say something to him, He
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  Speaker 2: always made me say the alphabet in Greek, and then
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  Speaker 2: I had to do it backwards, in reverse.
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  Speaker 11: I think that's an Indiana Jones movie.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're right. That is Indiana Jones. My bad.
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  Speaker 8: I was about to say.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: I lost you there. Already then?
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  Speaker 14: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: That way I was able to.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: Read hydroglyphics growing up and I could save the arc.
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  Speaker 11: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Now I'm seeing, now I'm getting it.
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  Speaker 11: You guys get a whole deep lore. You guys don't
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  Speaker 11: even know.
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  Speaker 7: Tatum.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for calling in. Thanks for listening. And thanks for
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  Speaker 2: giving us a segment to get into. We want to
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  Speaker 2: get into weird rules. Hillary, you got a weird rule.
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  Speaker 19: Yeah, I do. My family has this rule where if
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  Speaker 19: I had a, you know, like growing up and stuff,
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  Speaker 19: like when I was in high school, my family had
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  Speaker 19: this rule where if I had a boyfriend sleepover and
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  Speaker 19: He had to sleep on the floor and my bedroom.
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  Speaker 16: Door had to stay open.
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  Speaker 19: I thought this was like normal. So when I went
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  Speaker 19: to college, I started dating this guy and I made
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  Speaker 19: him sleep on the floor the first time he stayed over.
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  Speaker 16: He looked at me like I was crazy.
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  Speaker 19: He's like, wait, I'm sorry, you want me to sleep where?
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  Speaker 16: And I was like, the floor, obviously.
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  Speaker 19: Like, duh, that's where boyfriends sleep when they stay over.
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  Speaker 19: But then I realized I don't have to follow my parents'
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  Speaker 19: little house rules when I'm an adult. I finally realized that.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 20: We're actually still friends.
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  Speaker 19: We're not dating anymore.
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  Speaker 16: But he still brings it up.
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  Speaker 19: He was so gagged about it. But he did it anyway.
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  Speaker 19: And that's kind of.
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  Speaker 21: Why we started dating.
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  Speaker 19: We dated for a while before.
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  Speaker 2: So when you were in high school, your parents let
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  Speaker 2: you have a guy sleep over?
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  Speaker 4: That's what I was going to say. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 11: No way. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 19: They were like, yeah, but the bedroom door has to
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  Speaker 19: stay open.
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  Speaker 14: Still.
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  Speaker 4: Sleepover, though.
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  Speaker 19: Truly, I was such a good kid that it didn't
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  Speaker 19: even matter. I was not going to be sleeping with
• 14:26
  Speaker 19: my boyfriend in high school.
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  Speaker 5: My parents knew it.
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: I had a friend who used to always have sleepovers
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: with her guy friends, and I would go and spend
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: the night, and I would get so nervous that my
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: mom and dad would find out that I was having
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: sleepovers with boys that I would always come up with
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: some fake excuse that I needed my mom to come
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: pick me up. I was not about to get reamed
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: for her. No.
• 14:45
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 14:46
  Speaker 8: That would be scary.
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: Smart.
• 14:47
  Speaker 11: That's a smart move.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: Also, kind of weird.
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: There's like six boys here and we're like in the
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: eighth grade.
• 14:53
  Speaker 11: This is odd.
• 14:54
  Speaker 10: Oh, my God.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: I would never.
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: I would go home.
• 14:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah, girl.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 14:58
  Speaker 9: Trust.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Hillary, thanks for listening. Have a great day.
• 15:02
  Speaker 16: Thank you.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: My friend Mike, I remember, this is kind of a
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: weird rule, but when he got in trouble, I remember
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: his parents, the way he got punished. was that they
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: put him in a room and he had to sit
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: on a chair in the middle of the room and
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: his feet weren't allowed to touch the ground. And they
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: would look under the door if his feet touched the
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: ground and they would like spank him.
• 15:23
  Speaker 8: Oh my gosh.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: I know. I was told that one time and I
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: had like nightmares.
• 15:27
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Why would your parents be like that?
• 15:29
  Speaker 14: Oh my gosh.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: I've totally had to do wall sits as a punishment
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: but never got like whooped for it if I didn't
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: like pass.
• 15:35
  Speaker 11: That's different than your feet can't touch the ground and
• 15:37
  Speaker 11: they're spying on you under the door.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: That is a weird rule. I know, I know. That's weird.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Weird rule is a weird punishment, too. Yeah. Anyway, 877-937-1047.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: You've got questions, and we have four unqualified people to
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: give you answers.
• 15:54
  Speaker 14: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Selena. Good morning. What's a weird rule you had growing up?
• 15:58
  Speaker 21: So my mother always worked in the medical field when
• 16:01
  Speaker 21: we were younger. And so any time that we would start, like,
• 16:05
  Speaker 21: you know, just a cough, she would always just tell us,
• 16:09
  Speaker 21: suppress it. So every time we would start to cough,
• 16:12
  Speaker 21: she would just, you know, always just tell us to
• 16:14
  Speaker 21: suppress it. And we were like, you know, little kids, like,
• 16:18
  Speaker 21: how do you suppress your cough? But um honestly it
• 16:22
  Speaker 21: worked i mean we never had those crazy barking coughs
• 16:26
  Speaker 21: that you hear some of the kids with so tried
• 16:28
  Speaker 21: it with my family and they looked at me like
• 16:30
  Speaker 21: i was crazy i was like suppress it he's like
• 16:34
  Speaker 21: i'm gonna explode what do you mean suppress it.
• 16:37
  Speaker 11: So she's saying as a medical professional if you hold
• 16:40
  Speaker 11: back the cough you don't actually get the real cough.
• 16:44
  Speaker 21: Well Yeah, so she would just explain that, like, if you, yeah,
• 16:48
  Speaker 21: don't give in to that cough, then it won't get worse, because,
• 16:51
  Speaker 21: you know, you cough, and then it, like, takes, you know,
• 16:53
  Speaker 21: it tickles away, but then you're coughing again.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: It's the power of the mind, I guess, is what
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: your mom's actually doing. Micah, good morning. What's a weird
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: rule you had growing up?
• 17:02
  Speaker 20: My mom, she was a single parent, and she worked
• 17:05
  Speaker 20: a lot, and I had two younger brothers, and we
• 17:08
  Speaker 20: fought about literally everything.
• 17:09
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 17:10
  Speaker 20: Everything, but what we thought about the most was sitting
• 17:12
  Speaker 20: up front in the front seat of the car and
• 17:15
  Speaker 20: what went on the TV. So she decided to assign
• 17:18
  Speaker 20: us specific days of the week. So for example, my
• 17:23
  Speaker 20: day was Monday and Thursday and those were the days
• 17:27
  Speaker 20: that I got to choose what went on TV. And
• 17:29
  Speaker 20: one of the days I got to sit shotgun. Um,
• 17:32
  Speaker 20: but it's funny and it did, um, It kind of
• 17:35
  Speaker 20: stopped the fighting for sure, but it also kind of
• 17:38
  Speaker 20: turned us into con artists because I would use it
• 17:40
  Speaker 20: during the week to get my brothers to do stuff
• 17:43
  Speaker 20: for me. My brother was a big WWE wrestling fan,
• 17:48
  Speaker 20: and that's what was on Monday and Thursdays, so I
• 17:51
  Speaker 20: would kind of use it to my advantage.
• 17:54
  Speaker 11: I get it.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: That's awesome.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Micah. Kate, you got a weird rule?
• 17:58
  Speaker 13: Yes, I had a weird family rule when we ever
• 18:01
  Speaker 13: got Christmas gifts or... any birthday gifts. We weren't actually
• 18:06
  Speaker 13: allowed to open things like Bratz dolls and Barbies and
• 18:10
  Speaker 13: things like that because they would be collectible one day.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: And they are. It's funny, Paige and I, we were
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: just talking about this the other day with like the
• 18:19
  Speaker 8: holiday Barbies and we couldn't wait. It could have been
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: worth millions. So now you probably have a nice stash
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: of collectibles.
• 18:27
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I actually have like six different dolls still in
• 18:30
  Speaker 13: the boxes. Just sitting up in the closet.
• 18:33
  Speaker 11: But what did you what did you play with just
• 18:35
  Speaker 11: sticks from the yard what.
• 18:38
  Speaker 13: Certain ones we would be able to so they had
• 18:40
  Speaker 13: those you know the cheaper ones so you know the
• 18:43
  Speaker 13: legs would like collapse in we were.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Like the basic ones and like.
• 18:49
  Speaker 13: Yeah the basic ones.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: The ones you're talking about are like they're in these
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: big beautiful boxes or they're they're limited edition like I
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: still have my Justin Bieber Barbie doll packed away somewhere
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: because I thought it was going to make me a
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: ton of money. It's not, by the way. It might.
• 19:01
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 19:01
  Speaker 13: I have one that actually is in a guitar-shaped case.
• 19:05
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 19:06
  Speaker 14: Oh, that's cool.
• 19:06
  Speaker 11: I love that. Oh, that's so fun.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Thanks, Kate. Thanks for listening. Levy, what's a weird rule
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: you have?
• 19:13
  Speaker 22: So, growing up, if I were sick or if I
• 19:17
  Speaker 22: had an appointment or if there was anything that ailed
• 19:21
  Speaker 22: me or kept me from school, I couldn't have any
• 19:25
  Speaker 22: fun after school. You know, like if school was over
• 19:29
  Speaker 22: and my appointment was over and I had to go home,
• 19:32
  Speaker 22: like no TV, no having fun, no going outside because
• 19:36
  Speaker 22: I miss school.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, that makes sense.
• 19:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I think that's a good rule.
• 19:40
  Speaker 11: You should be able to watch TV if you're sick, though.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, you should be able to watch TV for sure.
• 19:43
  Speaker 11: That's the glory of being home during the day. You
• 19:45
  Speaker 11: get to watch all the shows.
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:47
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 19:48
  Speaker 22: I believe that, too.
• 19:49
  Speaker 13: But, like, that was.
• 19:50
  Speaker 22: Just a weird rule that my mom had. It was
• 19:52
  Speaker 22: just no fun.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Because she didn't want you to fake it. She didn't
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: want you to fake it. Right.
• 19:57
  Speaker 11: Exactly.
• 19:58
  Speaker 22: I think that it was just more along the lines, like, if, okay,
• 20:01
  Speaker 22: if you don't go to school, then you can't have
• 20:03
  Speaker 22: fun after school.
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: Right, right, right.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Thanks, Levy. Debracy, what do you got? What's a weird rule?
• 20:08
  Speaker 23: So when I would decide, say on a Tuesday, that
• 20:13
  Speaker 23: I was going to hang out with my friends until
• 20:16
  Speaker 23: the streetlights came on and have fun, the next day
• 20:20
  Speaker 23: I couldn't have fun. So it was every other time.
• 20:25
  Speaker 23: And it was the weirdest thing. I have kids now
• 20:29
  Speaker 23: and I tried to implement that. And my kids definitely
• 20:32
  Speaker 23: called me out and was like, what is that?
• 20:36
  Speaker 11: It didn't occur to you until they started pushing back
• 20:38
  Speaker 11: that you can have fun every day?
• 20:40
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 20:41
  Speaker 23: And I'm like, wait, hold on. I need to stop.
• 20:43
  Speaker 13: No.
• 20:44
  Speaker 23: So, yeah, it is definitely a learning curve for me
• 20:47
  Speaker 23: because I thought that was normal. So if I have
• 20:49
  Speaker 23: fun today, there's no having fun tomorrow.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: No talking, no going anywhere. Go to my grandma's house.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: That is probably one of the weirdest rules I've ever heard.
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: So you would never get like a three day pass
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: to Disneyland. Three days in a row would not be
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: an option.
• 21:06
  Speaker 11: Too tight with fun.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: You'd go to Disneyland one day, and the second day
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: you get stuck in traffic. It'd make you stay in traffic.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Bad day. All right, thank you. Jared, you got a
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: weird rule?
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: So I don't have a weird rule, but my buddy,
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: they had a white room in there. It was like
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: a living room.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: It was a white room.
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: Nobody was allowed to go in there. Well, anyway, I
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: worked for an appliance company, and they ordered a new
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: washer and dryer. And so me and my other buddy,
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: we went to install it. And when we tried to
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: install the new washer and dryer, we flooded that room.
• 21:42
  Speaker 11: The white room got flooded.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: And what's the weird rule? That? The white rule? That
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: no one's allowed in there?
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: The weird rule is nobody was allowed in that white room.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Ever.
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: You couldn't go in there.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: So what'd they do in there?
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: Perfect.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: What do you do in a white room?
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: I don't know. It wasn't my house.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: He'd probably just look at it.
• 22:00
  Speaker 8: So when you flooded it, did you try to go
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: in there to fix it? And they were like, don't
• 22:04
  Speaker 8: go in there.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Don't fix the white room.
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: No, it was just flooded. And so we're calling the
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: plumbers and everybody else trying to get over there to
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: fix the pipe. But the white room was absolutely destroyed.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: All right. Thanks, Jared. Dee, you got a weird rule?
• 22:25
  Speaker 21: Yeah, I have a couple of them, actually.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 22:27
  Speaker 10: I had two girls being a single mom. And along
• 22:31
  Speaker 10: the lines of them fighting all the time, like the
• 22:33
  Speaker 10: previous caller talked about, What I did with them, because
• 22:37
  Speaker 10: they always want a shotgun, is one of the kids'
• 22:42
  Speaker 10: birthday was on the 18th, and one of the kids'
• 22:44
  Speaker 10: birthday was on the 19th.
• 22:45
  Speaker 16: So I told them it.
• 22:46
  Speaker 10: Was odd and even. So if it was an even day,
• 22:51
  Speaker 10: then the even person, the 18th, so she was even
• 22:53
  Speaker 10: day and odd day.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: So that was one of them.
• 22:55
  Speaker 11: Complicated, but okay, get it.
• 22:58
  Speaker 17: Well, it was just odd and even.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: It was easier back then.
• 23:00
  Speaker 16: It's like, what day is it? Okay, it's the 5th, so.
• 23:03
  Speaker 10: Then, you know, Miranda, which was the odd day. Anyway,
• 23:08
  Speaker 10: the second rule was for Christmas Day, Christmas morning, they
• 23:13
  Speaker 10: were not allowed to come downstairs to open presents until
• 23:17
  Speaker 10: Elvis Presley's CD started playing.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: Then they could come down.
• 23:22
  Speaker 10: That's a weird rule.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: They were really good at it.
• 23:25
  Speaker 16: They stayed upstairs.
• 23:27
  Speaker 21: Until they heard that song.
• 23:29
  Speaker 11: A little blue Christmas without you.
• 23:35
  Speaker 10: To this day, they know when they hear that song.
• 23:37
  Speaker 16: Oh, my God, that song.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Thanks, Dee. If you have any other ones, shoot us
• 23:41
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• 23:46
  Speaker 2: John J. and Rich.
• 23:47
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• 23:52
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• 23:52
  Speaker 14: It's John J. and Rich.
• 23:56
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• 24:01
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• 24:03
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• 24:05
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• 24:06
  Speaker 24: Don't put bananas in the book.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: I said, don't put bananas in my butt.
• 24:11
  Speaker 12: I told you many times before.
• 24:15
  Speaker 24: My butt is not a banana door.
• 24:19
  Speaker 9: No, I'm a physician, and I cannot fuck you myself.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 24:28
  Speaker 11: I am a physician.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: That is hilarious.
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: Didn't see that coming.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: It's a very catchy song, man. I've made two videos
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: on it. Now that she said it, it's going to
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: be stuck in my head. Don't put bananas in my butt. No,
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: don't put bananas in my butt.
• 24:42
  Speaker 12: I've told you several times before.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: My butt is not a banana door. Such a catchy song.
• 24:49
  Speaker 9: My weird rule is no garbage is allowed to be
• 24:54
  Speaker 9: put in the garbage can in the kitchen. All garbage
• 24:58
  Speaker 9: goes in a grocery bag, gets tied, and then out
• 25:02
  Speaker 9: to the garage freezer and puts in the freezer. And
• 25:07
  Speaker 9: then the night before garbage, it comes out of the
• 25:10
  Speaker 9: freezer and goes into the garbage can down by the streets.
• 25:14
  Speaker 9: I had a terrible maggot story.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: I'm like, is this my meme? Because we have that
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: same rule.
• 25:21
  Speaker 11: You just can't throw away trash?
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, trash is not allowed to go in the actual
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: trash can. It either has to go down the garbage
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: disposal or it has to go into the freezer and
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: wait there till trash day to take it out. Because
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: then the trash can stinks.
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: That's like my father-in-law, but he, like, there isn't, like,
• 25:37
  Speaker 8: the freezer option. He'll, like, take it to a dumpster
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: away from his house.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's funny.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, I get it because, like, I mean, you
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: have the maggots. And then in Arizona, it gets so
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: hot out here.
• 25:46
  Speaker 11: It does smell terrible.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: If your trash is just sitting in there, ugh.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Is there a good maggot story? No, probably not.
• 25:52
  Speaker 14: I wouldn't think so.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Ugh, gross. Oh, that's her? Chris, hello.
• 25:58
  Speaker 17: So a long time ago, I had two roommates. And
• 26:01
  Speaker 17: I always said, don't put any garbage in the garbage.
• 26:04
  Speaker 17: I hate that garbage just sits in the can for
• 26:07
  Speaker 17: days on end until it's garbage day. So one day
• 26:10
  Speaker 17: I'm vacuuming and there is rice on my floor, but
• 26:13
  Speaker 17: the rice was moving. So all of a sudden I'm like,
• 26:17
  Speaker 17: this is why you guys, you don't put, you know,
• 26:21
  Speaker 17: garbage in the garbage can. So ever since then, I've
• 26:23
  Speaker 17: had a rule that no garbage goes in my garbage can.
• 26:26
  Speaker 17: I have a garbage can in my kitchen and, That
• 26:28
  Speaker 17: is for show, but no garbage goes into it. So
• 26:31
  Speaker 17: what I do, you know, I don't want to look
• 26:34
  Speaker 17: totally weird and not have a garbage can. So what
• 26:37
  Speaker 17: I do is when I come home from work, I'll
• 26:39
  Speaker 17: make dinner, and all the garbage of food and whatnot
• 26:43
  Speaker 17: goes into a grocery bag, and then it goes out
• 26:46
  Speaker 17: into my garage freezer.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: We have two people in the show that completely relate
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: to that. Peyton's grandma and Kyle's father-in-law does the same
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: thing you do.
• 26:53
  Speaker 16: Well, that's perfect.
• 26:54
  Speaker 17: I think it's genius.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to lie. When I buy a house,
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: I probably will try to move forward with the same
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: kind of like rules per se, because it does your
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: trash gets stinky and that's gross.
• 27:06
  Speaker 11: It's true.
• 27:08
  Speaker 10: And I live alone.
• 27:09
  Speaker 16: I live alone.
• 27:11
  Speaker 17: So I don't have that much garbage. Like if I
• 27:13
  Speaker 17: make dinner or whatnot during the week, I don't have
• 27:15
  Speaker 17: that much garbage. I'm not going to let it just
• 27:17
  Speaker 17: sit in the garbage can in the kitchen.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Good call.
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: I mean, I get it.
• 27:21
  Speaker 17: So everyone always laughs at me that my garbage is
• 27:23
  Speaker 17: in the freezer. My family thinks it's ridiculous, and they
• 27:26
  Speaker 17: laugh at me.
• 27:26
  Speaker 11: But look how good your house smells all the time.
• 27:29
  Speaker 14: It does.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: It does.
• 27:30
  Speaker 17: But you know what it smells from, though? I have
• 27:33
  Speaker 17: a rescue dog, John Jay.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 27:35
  Speaker 17: So, you know, yes, I'm with Arizona Golden Rescue.
• 27:38
  Speaker 11: Oh, that's awesome.
• 27:40
  Speaker 17: Arizona Golden Rescue.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, great organization.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: Yes, big time.
• 27:44
  Speaker 17: And another thing, John Jay– Um, you had a bit
• 27:48
  Speaker 17: on months ago about meeting somebody and totally like messing
• 27:53
  Speaker 17: up the meeting and being so like shy and nervous.
• 27:56
  Speaker 17: And I was so shy and nervous to meet you
• 27:58
  Speaker 17: at one of the family fest two years ago. I
• 28:01
  Speaker 17: look like a complete idiot when I met you.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, come on. I remember you.
• 28:05
  Speaker 11: No, I'm just kidding.
• 28:08
  Speaker 12: Oh, Chris.
• 28:08
  Speaker 16: Yeah, I bet you do.
• 28:09
  Speaker 17: I was a stumbling idiot. I'm like, oh, I'm from
• 28:12
  Speaker 17: Golden Rescue.
• 28:13
  Speaker 9: Anyways.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Well, it was great to meet you, Chris, and I
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: hope you come to Family Fest this year. It's November 7th.
• 28:19
  Speaker 12: I will.
• 28:19
  Speaker 17: I come every year.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Great.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Great.
• 28:21
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Can't wait to see you. All right, you guys. Say
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: hi to me again. Let's meet there. We'll meet at
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: the Golden Rescue area.
• 28:26
  Speaker 18: Okay.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 28:26
  Speaker 17: Hopefully, I won't be a babbling idiot this time.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: I'll meet you there. Thanks, Chris. Have a great day.
• 28:31
  Speaker 17: Thanks, John Jay.
• 28:31
  Speaker 13: Have a good day, you guys.
• 28:32
  Speaker 14: Call us now.
• 28:34
  Speaker 13: Hello.
• 28:36
  Speaker 12: 877-937-1047.
• 28:37
  Speaker 14: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Jessica, good morning. What's up? You're on the air.
• 28:43
  Speaker 20: Hi, good morning.
• 28:44
  Speaker 15: I was calling about a funny Rich story.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 28:47
  Speaker 15: So a couple weeks ago, I actually called your show,
• 28:50
  Speaker 15: and I told you the same story, John Jay, but
• 28:54
  Speaker 15: you put me on hold, and then by the time
• 28:57
  Speaker 15: you came back, it had disconnected.
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 29:01
  Speaker 10: Sorry.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 29:02
  Speaker 15: No, that's okay. I know that you guys have a
• 29:04
  Speaker 15: lot of problems with your phones.
• 29:06
  Speaker 12: We do indeed.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: What was the Rich story?
• 29:12
  Speaker 15: So, a while back, you guys had did an episode
• 29:15
  Speaker 15: where somebody was talking about that they saw Rich at
• 29:21
  Speaker 15: the gym. And then somebody from your show, I think
• 29:25
  Speaker 15: they were asking about like, oh, okay, well, when you
• 29:28
  Speaker 15: saw him at the gym, what happened? like exercise equipment
• 29:32
  Speaker 15: was using. Does it sound familiar?
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Rich at the gym does not sound familiar. to me.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: But go ahead.
• 29:40
  Speaker 11: Well, I think one of them was Peyton's friends and
• 29:42
  Speaker 11: she said that she just saw me walking around talking
• 29:44
  Speaker 11: to people.
• 29:44
  Speaker 14: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 29:45
  Speaker 11: Which does happen a lot.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: So what is your story?
• 29:48
  Speaker 15: So what I had called about was like, yeah, instead
• 29:53
  Speaker 15: of him going or instead of him actually using gym equipment,
• 29:57
  Speaker 15: he was just walking around talking to everybody. And that
• 30:01
  Speaker 15: just reminded me, you know, those progressive commercials where they
• 30:05
  Speaker 15: say that you turn into your parents, like this is
• 30:08
  Speaker 15: a sign that you're turning into your parents. I feel
• 30:11
  Speaker 15: like that is totally the typical scenario where you're just
• 30:16
  Speaker 15: going around talking to everybody at the gym, but everyone's
• 30:19
  Speaker 15: like busy doing stuff. And he's just going around chatting
• 30:23
  Speaker 15: it up with everybody.
• 30:24
  Speaker 11: There's one of those commercials that my wife pointed out.
• 30:27
  Speaker 11: She's like, that's you. And it's when the guy's in
• 30:29
  Speaker 11: the back of an Uber and he's chatting up the
• 30:31
  Speaker 11: Uber driver and becoming friends with the Uber driver. And
• 30:34
  Speaker 11: he's like, you're doing a great job. That is totally me.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: No, you are really good at that. You know, the
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: other day when we were in, we were in Reading
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: and the owner of the radio station picked us up
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: and I always sit in the back seat and Rich
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: is in the front seat and Rich is just talking away.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: And I'm just sitting back there. I'm like, thank God
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: that he's here.
• 30:51
  Speaker 11: Thank God.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I'm just sitting back there. I have nothing to say.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: I'm talking the whole way there.
• 30:57
  Speaker 11: I make friends on the plane on the way there,
• 30:58
  Speaker 11: on the way back.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Rich, you are such a good Uber chatter that you, like,
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: get the same Uber driver on your way back home. Like,
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: you get their number, and you don't even go through
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: the app.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: You just text them personally.
• 31:10
  Speaker 11: Want to hit up a taco shop? Ask them to
• 31:12
  Speaker 11: pick you up in 30 minutes around the corner.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Jessica, thanks for calling in.
• 31:16
  Speaker 16: All right.
• 31:17
  Speaker 15: Thank you.
• 31:17
  Speaker 16: Bye.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Have a great day.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: The next segment we're going to do is called Second
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Date Update because that's what we're going to try and get,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: and that's what the bit is called. Second Date Update
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: starts right now on John Jay and Rich.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Marina, good morning. You're on the air.
• 31:32
  Speaker 16: Hey, John Jay and Rich. I have a question for you.
• 31:35
  Speaker 16: It's a little debate that I've been having with my friends,
• 31:38
  Speaker 16: and I'm curious about your opinion.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 31:42
  Speaker 16: So, I'm sorry, but if a guy asks me out
• 31:45
  Speaker 16: on a date, and he's asking me to go somewhere
• 31:47
  Speaker 16: where we're obviously going to have drinks, I 100% think
• 31:52
  Speaker 16: that this guy should be paying for my Uber there
• 31:55
  Speaker 16: and back, right? I mean, to me, that's part of
• 31:59
  Speaker 16: asking someone on a date, is caring about how I'm
• 32:02
  Speaker 16: going to get there in the first place. When you're
• 32:04
  Speaker 16: inviting me out, you're choosing to pursue me. I mean,
• 32:08
  Speaker 16: so yeah, I think making sure that I get there
• 32:12
  Speaker 16: home safely... That is a huge part of the deal.
• 32:15
  Speaker 11: And I told my friends about this. Did he offer
• 32:19
  Speaker 11: to come pick you up?
• 32:21
  Speaker 16: No, nothing.
• 32:22
  Speaker 12: No.
• 32:24
  Speaker 16: Yeah, and I told my friends. I told them about it.
• 32:27
  Speaker 16: And I told them I'm not going to see this
• 32:29
  Speaker 16: guy again because he didn't even offer to get my Uber.
• 32:33
  Speaker 16: And they're the ones acting like I'm being high maintenance.
• 32:36
  Speaker 16: I don't think I'm being high maintenance. I think that
• 32:39
  Speaker 16: the dating has gotten so casual and the bar has
• 32:42
  Speaker 16: gotten so low that we've removed the bar and we've
• 32:46
  Speaker 16: convinced ourselves that basic effort is asking for too much. Well,
• 32:50
  Speaker 16: for me, it's a non-negotiable. If you ask me out,
• 32:53
  Speaker 16: the Uber is on you.
• 32:54
  Speaker 11: Interesting.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: This has been a debate I've seen like on Reddit
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: or something like that. This is the thing now. And
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: it used to not be like back in the day,
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: back in the day before Uber, when you ask somebody
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: on a date, Wouldn't you just go in your own
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: car and meet somebody on a date?
• 33:08
  Speaker 8: Well, if you're talking about way back in the day,
• 33:10
  Speaker 8: your date would pick you up. But that's not always
• 33:12
  Speaker 8: safe these days.
• 33:14
  Speaker 11: If you're uncomfortable with giving him your address, well, you
• 33:17
  Speaker 11: gave him your address for the Uber. So that takes
• 33:20
  Speaker 11: that out of it. You're saying it's your first date, right?
• 33:23
  Speaker 11: This guy and you have never gone out before. And
• 33:25
  Speaker 11: you know you're going to go to a place where
• 33:27
  Speaker 11: you probably are going to drink a lot. You're saying
• 33:29
  Speaker 11: if you care enough about me to ask me out
• 33:31
  Speaker 11: to go to a bar, you should cover the drinks
• 33:34
  Speaker 11: and the Uber there and back.
• 33:36
  Speaker 8: OK, so I have a question is so you told
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: your friends you're not going to go out with this
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: guy again. Was the rest of the date spectacular? And
• 33:43
  Speaker 8: it's literally just that that he didn't pay for you
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: Uber or were you already kind of not liking him?
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: And then he didn't pay for the Uber and you're like,
• 33:49
  Speaker 8: that's it.
• 33:50
  Speaker 16: No, I mean, the date was actually, like, pretty nice.
• 33:52
  Speaker 16: He's funny.
• 33:54
  Speaker 13: He was nice.
• 33:55
  Speaker 16: You know, but to me, like, that's not enough. Because
• 33:59
  Speaker 16: when you get down to it, those things kind of
• 34:02
  Speaker 16: fade once you start having problems. You know, and I
• 34:05
  Speaker 16: think that that's just kind of, like, the beginning. If
• 34:07
  Speaker 16: somebody doesn't have the, like, the, like, awareness for my
• 34:12
  Speaker 16: safety from the get-go, I think there's going to be
• 34:14
  Speaker 16: other things down the line that I'm going to have
• 34:16
  Speaker 16: to coach.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: You want, like, a... You want a guy that's going to, like,
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: think before, you know, and be ahead of the game
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: a little bit and be a little courteous before, you know,
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: you even think about it. I get it.
• 34:26
  Speaker 14: I understand.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: I probably wouldn't be like, I'm never going to see
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: him again. But it would be a nice gesture if
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: he did it.
• 34:33
  Speaker 11: Just so I understand, are you mad that he didn't
• 34:35
  Speaker 11: offer or did you ask and he said no?
• 34:38
  Speaker 16: No, I'm mad that he didn't even offer. If I
• 34:41
  Speaker 16: asked and he said no, I absolutely would not have
• 34:43
  Speaker 16: met up with him.
• 34:44
  Speaker 10: That's fair.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, so now this is a guy you go out with.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: He doesn't offer. And now you're ghosting him? Has he
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: reached out to you? Did he have a good time?
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Does he know you're upset?
• 34:53
  Speaker 16: No, I don't know what he thinks or what he feels.
• 34:56
  Speaker 16: But I feel like at our age, he should already
• 34:59
  Speaker 16: have been like, oh, that's something I probably should have done.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: I would love to hear his point of view on this.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: When was the last time you went out with this
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: guy or saw this guy? When was his date?
• 35:10
  Speaker 16: Probably a couple weeks ago.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: So has he reached out to you?
• 35:15
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: And you just go.
• 35:16
  Speaker 16: Yeah, I just stopped responding.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Would you be opposed to us calling him? I'd like
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: to get his. I wonder if he knows.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: You know what?
• 35:24
  Speaker 16: I am curious.
• 35:25
  Speaker 23: That's fine.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Because I mean, just my opinion. I don't think that's
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: you ask someone to go on a date. You meet
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: at the movie or you meet at the restaurant. You
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: kind of get there on your own.
• 35:35
  Speaker 11: It's weird. It's like I think I would probably offer
• 35:37
  Speaker 11: to pay, and then I don't know how I'd feel
• 35:40
  Speaker 11: if she demanded I pay for the Uber. I don't
• 35:42
  Speaker 11: know how I'd feel. I guess it depends on how
• 35:44
  Speaker 11: into the person you are.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: So can you hold on for a second, and we'll
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: get his number from you and call him?
• 35:48
  Speaker 16: Yeah, that's fine.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: What is his name?
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: Julian.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, hold on for one second. Got to call this
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: guy and find out. I mean, this is interesting to
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: give you a different point of view of, like, we're
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: kind of forcing a second date.
• 36:00
  Speaker 8: It's like a backwards second date update.
• 36:02
  Speaker 11: He has no idea why he's being ghosted. I promise
• 36:03
  Speaker 11: you that.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: I wonder if he's even thought about it. No, he
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: hasn't thought about it. So hold on. We're going to
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: call Julian to find out what he's going through right now.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: It's an impromptu second date update. This is Next with
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: John Jane Rich.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: John!
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Kind of in the middle of an interesting second date update,
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: we got Marina on the line. She just called to
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: tell us, right, Marina, you were saying if you go
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: on a date with a guy, he should pay for
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: the Uber, right?
• 36:25
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: First date. You went on a first date with Julian.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: He didn't pay for the Uber. You had a good
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: time on the date, but they pissed you off that
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: he didn't pay for your Uber or offer to pay.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: That is correct. And you've ghosted him since. And it
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: was a couple of weeks ago.
• 36:39
  Speaker 16: Yeah, I don't love the term ghosting, but I guess
• 36:40
  Speaker 16: that's what happened.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: All right, so we're going to get him on the phone. Actually,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: he's ready to go on the phone. Okay, good. Hold
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: on for one second. Let's patch him through. Patch him through. Hey, Julian.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: Hello?
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Hey, this is John Jane Rich.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 36:53
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: So we took a call from a woman, and she
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: was kind of talking about dating. And she said that
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: she will never date a guy again if he doesn't
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: pay for the Uber. And the story is, you're the
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: guy she went out with. and you didn't offer to
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: pay for the Uber, and she's ghosting you. So have
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: you been ghosted by anybody recently?
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that to me is ridiculous. You know, honestly, I
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: had no idea why she ghosted me. You know, it
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: came out of nowhere, but now that you're saying that, honestly,
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: I think that's absolutely insane.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, so who ghosted you? Let's make sure we're talking
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: about the right person, or maybe you get ghosted by everybody.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Marina.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's it.
• 37:31
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: So she's ghosting you because you didn't offer to pay
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: for her Uber, by the way.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's... that's honestly the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
• 37:40
  Speaker 23: Sorry.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's just, I mean, I didn't know why
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: she goes to me. I thought things went pretty good.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: You know, I mean, I checked in with her a
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: couple of days later, just trying to see if she
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: was good. I got nothing back. And, you know, I
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: wasn't going to just keep blowing up her phone or
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: hounding her or anything. So, you know, I thought we
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: were on the same page, but clearly we are not
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: on the same page because that First of all, she
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: didn't even mention that at all. So I would have
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: had to imagine that out of air. This woman wants
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: me to pay for her Uber, obviously. Had no idea.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: And secondly, even if she had asked me, I would
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: have told her she was out of her damn mind.
• 38:19
  Speaker 11: Wait, didn't you drink together?
• 38:20
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: So you don't feel like that's maybe a nice thing
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: to do for your date? Like if you're going to
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: go and get her all liquored up?
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: I think on the way, at the end of the date,
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: you're drinking, you're like, oh man, you're too drunk. You know, hey,
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: let me get your Uber. But to set up a date,
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: you call somebody, you meet somebody on an app or
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: whatever it is, and you're like, hey, would you like
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: to go to dinner next week? Yeah, absolutely. Okay, let's
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: go to this restaurant and meet you there at seven.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: I can't say it. we'll go to this restaurant, meet
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: you there at seven. What's your address? I'll send an
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Uber to pick you up. I think that seems a
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: little too, I'd wait.
• 38:48
  Speaker 8: I understand the getting there.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, heck yeah.
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: I understand that you got to get there on your own,
• 38:53
  Speaker 8: but yes, I think it would be like kind of
• 38:55
  Speaker 8: nice if you were drinking and you went to New York,
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: then you should have offered. But the fact like, I
• 39:01
  Speaker 8: kind of wish Julian was like, oh yeah, that would
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: have been a really great idea. Like I've, but like
• 39:05
  Speaker 8: his reaction makes me feel like I think Marina was
• 39:08
  Speaker 8: onto something.
• 39:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: By the way, Marina.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: Is this the standard out there?
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know.
• 39:15
  Speaker 11: We're figuring it out.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: We're trying to figure it out, but Marina's on the phone.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: And Marina, here's the guy you ghosted.
• 39:20
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 39:21
  Speaker 16: Hi, Julian. Marina is on the phone. Marina heard everything.
• 39:26
  Speaker 16: um and i'm sorry but julian just proved my point
• 39:31
  Speaker 16: exactly because as nice as someone can be and julian
• 39:34
  Speaker 16: you are very nice um i had a great time
• 39:36
  Speaker 16: i'm not gonna lie um and i am sorry for
• 39:39
  Speaker 16: the ghosting however i'm not sorry that i um have
• 39:44
  Speaker 16: enough discernment to see what this would be down the
• 39:47
  Speaker 16: line Because I'm not in this to build a boyfriend.
• 39:51
  Speaker 16: I've done this way too long. And if something as
• 39:55
  Speaker 16: basic as not even offering to get my Uber is
• 39:58
  Speaker 16: just the beginning, that would be a whole other slew
• 40:03
  Speaker 16: of problems where I would have to teach you along
• 40:05
  Speaker 16: the way.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: Just basic chivalry.
• 40:07
  Speaker 16: The fact that basic chivalry to you is the dumbest
• 40:10
  Speaker 16: thing that you've ever heard is Huge red flag. That's
• 40:13
  Speaker 16: a red flag factory.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: You said you've been doing this a lot. You've been
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: dating a long time. You've been dating?
• 40:20
  Speaker 16: Yeah, of course. Been dating since I was a teenager.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: And you're still single?
• 40:24
  Speaker 10: Ooh.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: Are you? Ooh. No, I'm already seeing someone else.
• 40:29
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: I don't love you.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: I got it. I got it.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: Three days in a row.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: What did you say, Kyle?
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: I just said I don't love Julian.
• 40:40
  Speaker 11: The thing that bugged you gave way to a lot
• 40:42
  Speaker 11: of other stuff about Julian. So you picked up on
• 40:45
  Speaker 11: something right away. Because I can't imagine.
• 40:47
  Speaker 16: We're just adding fuel to the fire because he's already
• 40:50
  Speaker 16: dating someone else. But I have text messages from him
• 40:53
  Speaker 16: three days in a row.
• 40:54
  Speaker 12: So that's weird.
• 40:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Julie, I can't imagine somebody, hey, I'm a little buzzed.
• 41:00
  Speaker 11: I need to get a ride home and you not
• 41:02
  Speaker 11: offer to pay. That is kind of.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: I think that's not the story. The story is it
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: wasn't she got buzzed. It was that, hey, we're going
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: to go on a date before you even know you're
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: going to get drunk. I get that.
• 41:13
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to give him an out and he's not
• 41:15
  Speaker 11: even taking the out.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: I think we all agree that she gets drunk on
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: the way home, you pay for the Uber. But going
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: on a first date with someone, I think saying, I'm
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: going to pay for your Uber.
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but Julian didn't agree with that.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Right. To go get blasted or anything. This is a
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: first date. We're going to meet for drinks, a couple
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: of drinks. I drove, you know, and she didn't even say, oh,
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: you know, she was just like, all right, well, I'm
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: going to order my Uber, you know, and head home.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, OK, it was really nice. You know,
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: have a good night.
• 41:51
  Speaker 20: You know, and.
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: Nothing in my mind was like, oh, I need to
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: make sure to cover this girl's Uber. I even paid
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: for some of the drinks. I didn't pay for all
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: those drinks.
• 42:00
  Speaker 12: You did?
• 42:02
  Speaker 11: Oh, man, I'm liking you less and less.
• 42:04
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 42:04
  Speaker 11: You didn't cover the date.
• 42:06
  Speaker 8: It's hard to be on his side.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: If you keep this, like there's so much more on
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: this date now that's caused it to go sideways. But
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: if you're going on a first date, does the guy
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: pay for the Uber?
• 42:19
  Speaker 11: He asked her out.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Yes. He pays for the Uber. That's an automatic.
• 42:22
  Speaker 11: She doesn't have a way to get there.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: But now you're adding something else to the story. If
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: she doesn't have a way to get there. If you
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: meet somebody, if you go on a dating app and
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: you ask to go on a date and we're going
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: to go meet at this restaurant at seven o'clock.
• 42:31
  Speaker 8: Does it change if you're meeting at a bar and
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: you know, there's going to be alcohol involved.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Well, then that's changing it still. It's a date. It's
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: a date at a restaurant. Most likely it's a date
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: at a restaurant. Whatever. She's saying date no matter what.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: It's a date at a restaurant. First date, I'm on
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: a dating app. We're going to go meet at this
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: restaurant at Chili's at 7 o'clock. Is the guy supposed
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: to say, let me send you an Uber? That's nice
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: if he does.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: Let me tell you something. I know a couple of
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: guys that have tried to pay for a girl that
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: they met on Tinder. The girl was like, well, I
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: can't really get there, but if you could send me
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: money for my Uber... And so they sent 20, 30
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: bucks and never heard from that girl again.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Well, again, that's part of, that's adding to the story.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: But I think on the basic, if you're going on
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: a first date with somebody, is it the guy's job
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: to say, is it obligation? I think it's probably nice
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: of him to do that, but it's also, you know,
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: he doesn't have to show up at the date. That's
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: like a girl saying, Hey, I went on a date
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: with a guy and he didn't bring me flowers. You
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: should have brought me flowers.
• 43:28
  Speaker 11: That's true. You make a point.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Like, you know, I just feel it. So it's a big,
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: and by the way, every phone line is lit up
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: right now. You guys, we got, it's a, Apparently it's
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: a big controversy.
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: 877-937-1047.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: I want to know if the majority of guys.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: For her, have been offering her Ubers, or maybe that's
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: the reason why she's still single. She's got a very
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: impossibly high standard, and most guys are not going to
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: meet her. But, you know, good luck to you. Maybe
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: there's one out there.
• 43:51
  Speaker 16: Maybe you're still single because the bar is so low
• 43:53
  Speaker 16: that the world has just removed the bar.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: I told you I'm not single. I'm single, man.
• 44:00
  Speaker 16: And then I'm trying to.
• 44:01
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah, that's right.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: He's moved on.
• 44:03
  Speaker 16: I'm sure I would be... No, I would be holding
• 44:05
  Speaker 16: the door open for you, I am sure. And a
• 44:07
  Speaker 16: few months in, I would be paying for your drinks.
• 44:11
  Speaker 16: You're making yourself look real icky.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, so listen. So I asked you if we could
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: call Julian. This isn't part of what is going to happen,
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: because this is now a second date update, unintentionally. Would
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: you like to go out on a second date? We'll
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: pay for it, and we'll even pay for the Uber.
• 44:27
  Speaker 16: I'm going to let this genius guess if I'm going
• 44:29
  Speaker 16: to be there for a second date or not.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Well, he's got things.
• 44:31
  Speaker 16: Do you think I'm going to be there for a
• 44:33
  Speaker 16: second date?
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: I can't go on a second date. I'm seeing somebody else.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: All right. All right. So no second date.
• 44:40
  Speaker 11: He's a one woman man.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Disastrous.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: All right, you guys. Thanks for jumping on the air
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: with us, both of you. Thank you for calling in, Marina.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Thanks for bringing this debate to us. It's a huge
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: debate right now. We'll get to it next. It's John
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Jay and Rich.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: If chaos was a radio show, you're listening to it.
• 44:57
  Speaker 14: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I saw on the news that the Wheel
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: of Fortune announcer got suspended. In fact, his name is
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Jim Thornton. He's been suspended from the show. It seems
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: some pastor made some allegations against him on American Airlines
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: back in May. law enforcement met him at the plane
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: when it landed. So that tells me it's not something
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: he said something rude. That tells me he did something.
• 45:20
  Speaker 11: He wasn't snoring loud or taking his shoes off on
• 45:23
  Speaker 11: the plane. He was doing something greatly offensive if they
• 45:26
  Speaker 11: met him at the gate.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: So I believe it was probably something sexual. He probably
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: did something.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Either he touched somebody or he touched himself or something.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: So they're going to fire him and they're going to
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: look for a new announcer. Here's what we're going to do.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: I think everybody on the show, and 877-937-1047, we'll set
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: you up with my chemical romance tickets. But we want
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: you to audition to be the new announcer for Wheel
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: of Fortune. So call us with your best announcer voice.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: We'll do it right now. And I feel, because I
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: think he did something lewd, that that should come up
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: in your announcing.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 46:01
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 46:02
  Speaker 8: But in radio-friendly terms.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Don't be dirty.
• 46:05
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, you've got to be.
• 46:08
  Speaker 8: Like a sneakily creepy thing to say.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Like here. Okay, you ready? Turn me up.
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: And now it's time to spin the big wheel harder. No,
• 46:17
  Speaker 7: harder than that. Pat, I'd like to buy a Val
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: and maybe take you out for drinks afterwards. Let's play
• 46:27
  Speaker 7: Wheel of Fortune. That's right, ladies. Big money. She's chosen
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: the letter R and judging by the way she said it,
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: she's very confident with her R.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know. You got to come up with yourself.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: You have 30 seconds to solve the puzzle.
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: Take your time. I'm enjoying watching you work.
• 46:45
  Speaker 11: It's creepy.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: So you got to be creepy. Creepy Wheel of Fortune announcer.
• 46:49
  Speaker 11: I'll try. When you spin the wheel, your prize could
• 46:53
  Speaker 11: be a brand new Hyundai Elantra. I'd like to get
• 46:56
  Speaker 11: in the back seat with you in your brand new
• 46:59
  Speaker 11: Hyundai Elantra.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: That's right, Rich.
• 47:02
  Speaker 7: The category is things you do in bed, and somehow
• 47:05
  Speaker 7: we got a family show to finish. She's going to
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: buy an O.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Excellent choice. Everybody loves a good O.
• 47:14
  Speaker 11: This is another game that we play where John Jay
• 47:15
  Speaker 11: can make everything sound a little disturbing.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: So spin the wheel of fortune. Kyle, you want to try?
• 47:19
  Speaker 12: Sure, sure.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Let me give you the intro.
• 47:21
  Speaker 10: You ready?
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: And three, two.
• 47:25
  Speaker 8: Go ahead and spin that wheel. But remember, contestants, firm grip,
• 47:29
  Speaker 8: smooth motion, and don't stop until it lands.
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Yours is so much better.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: You guys are so clever.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Yours is so much better.
• 47:39
  Speaker 10: Gross.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Aaron, are you there? Aaron, you ready?
• 47:42
  Speaker 12: Hello?
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Take it away.
• 47:44
  Speaker 18: Welcome to Wheel of Fortune.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: That's all I got. No, you've got to do more
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: than that.
• 47:53
  Speaker 11: Hold on, hold on. He's not getting the job.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Lexi, show them how to do it. Go ahead, Lexi.
• 47:58
  Speaker 24: Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
• 47:59
  Speaker 14: My name is Lexi.
• 48:00
  Speaker 24: Welcome to the Wheel of Fortune.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: We are ready to spin it.
• 48:03
  Speaker 16: We are ready to win it.
• 48:04
  Speaker 22: We are ready to strip it, lick it.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Or whatever you'd like to do.
• 48:08
  Speaker 11: As long as you are.
• 48:09
  Speaker 22: Doing it from a thousand feet in the air, okay?
• 48:12
  Speaker 12: That's how you win.
• 48:13
  Speaker 23: That's how you win.
• 48:19
  Speaker 12: Did I win?
• 48:20
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 48:20
  Speaker 20: So many feelings.
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you win.
• 48:24
  Speaker 15: I just made my 16-year-old daughter the happiest girl.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Lexi. Yeah. We're going to send your clip. We're going
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: to send this to Ryan Secrets to see if he'd
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: actually hire you for the job. I think it'd be great,
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: but we're going to send you.
• 48:39
  Speaker 13: I'm ready.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: My chemical romance tickets for you, Lexi. My chemical romance.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: Holy cow.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Jenny, what's up? Do you have an idea?
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: Kyle.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 48:48
  Speaker 20: You should have your husband audition for that.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: You're right.
• 48:53
  Speaker 14: Jenny, great idea.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Guess what? Guess who's on the phone? Kyle's husband, Fish.
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: Fish?
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: It's time to spin the wheel.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: Good morning, John Jay and Rich.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Man, they should totally hire him. Scott, you can do
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: it from your house even. You don't even have to
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: be there, unless they probably want you to be there.
• 49:14
  Speaker 7: I'm doing it in my underwear.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, boy, he's good.
• 49:20
  Speaker 11: He's good.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's a pro right there.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: Fish, for real, do you have an agent? Can you, like,
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: talk to them?
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: You should.
• 49:26
  Speaker 8: That's a good idea.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, will you be my agent, John Jay?
• 49:30
  Speaker 8: John Jay is a good agent.
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: I would.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: I'd be a great agent. I went through that phase.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: I'll get you the gig.
• 49:35
  Speaker 8: It was your connections, John Jay.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: For real. I'll talk to you. I've got to talk
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: to you. Jenny, great idea. Fish, you are so talented.
• 49:41
  Speaker 8: Loved it.
• 49:41
  Speaker 16: Thank you, guys.
• 49:42
  Speaker 12: I love you guys.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Love you, too.
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 49:43
  Speaker 16: All right.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to hang up.
• 49:45
  Speaker 11: I got it.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: I got it. Too many buttons on this phone.
• 49:48
  Speaker 14: The commercials are finally over. Let's get back to John
• 49:52
  Speaker 14: Jay and Rich.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Alexis, good morning. You are our contestant for Beaches M.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: How are you?
• 49:59
  Speaker 22: I'm doing great.
• 50:00
  Speaker 16: How are you guys?
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: All right, we're going to play Beach Shazam. You're going
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: to win some tickets to Gold Rush, see Deadmau5, Martin Garrix. Oh,
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: I hear another little contestant there.
• 50:10
  Speaker 24: That's my little helper.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's play, Nick.
• 50:15
  Speaker 14: We're playing Beach Shazam today, you guys.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: It is officially September, and that means the iHeartRadio Music
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Festival is this month, and I have chosen artists from
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: said festival. If you can give me the title and
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: the artist of said song, you will get two points.
• 50:32
  Speaker 14: If you get one or the other, you get one point.
• 50:33
  Speaker 14: You get seven seconds to do it. We're going to start.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: With John Jay. Snoop Dogg, Drop It Like It's Hot.
• 50:39
  Speaker 14: Let's go.
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Easy two points with John Jay. You know anybody on
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: that song as well?
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Somebody else, like a feature?
• 50:47
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Who?
• 50:48
  Speaker 7: Who?
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, Pharrell?
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, good.
• 50:52
  Speaker 14: There you go, Alexis. Stealing a point. Didn't even need
• 50:57
  Speaker 14: to try.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Good job.
• 50:59
  Speaker 14: All right. John Jay, two points.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Rich?
• 51:04
  Speaker 11: Mystical, magical. That'd be Benson Boone.
• 51:07
  Speaker 14: Yep, that's dose points for Rich. Good job. You guys
• 51:13
  Speaker 14: are nailing this.
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: Peyton?
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Peyton?
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: I'm just a Cardi B. I said I like it
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: like that. I'm with Benny, uh, with, uh, what's his name?
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: Bad Bunny.
• 51:25
  Speaker 14: Bad Bunny?
• 51:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah. Okay.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: I like it.
• 51:27
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 51:27
  Speaker 14: You were, you got the two points. We were looking
• 51:29
  Speaker 14: for J Balvin, which was the feature on that. But, uh,
• 51:32
  Speaker 14: you can catch Cardi B at the iHeartRadio Music Festival.
• 51:36
  Speaker 11: Uh, Kyle.
• 51:36
  Speaker 14: Kyle. Well, that's Snoop Dogg.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: Peace.
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: And the song, oh, my gosh.
• 51:46
  Speaker 16: Oh, my gosh.
• 51:46
  Speaker 8: The song is D-O-double-G.
• 51:48
  Speaker 14: D-O-double-G.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 51:50
  Speaker 14: You did spell his name. That's good. We are looking
• 51:52
  Speaker 14: for Gin and Juice.
• 51:53
  Speaker 9: Gin and Juice.
• 51:54
  Speaker 14: Rolling down the street. All right. So heading to Alexis,
• 51:58
  Speaker 14: who already has one point.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 52:09
  Speaker 16: Oh my goodness, is that? I'm terrible.
• 52:12
  Speaker 24: Is it Zara Larson?
• 52:14
  Speaker 14: Zara Larson, we are looking for BTS.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: But it's, yeah, Dynamite is the name of that song.
• 52:20
  Speaker 14: That was a nice try. The lineup for this festival
• 52:22
  Speaker 14: is incredible, you guys. I just, going through it today,
• 52:24
  Speaker 14: I was like, oh my goodness.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: I know, it's insane. I like how Alexis got Pharrell.
• 52:28
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: But doesn't get the biggest band in the world.
• 52:31
  Speaker 14: She's still having kids.
• 52:32
  Speaker 20: No, it's okay.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: It's okay. I kind of get it.
• 52:35
  Speaker 16: All right.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: So after one round, John Jay, Rich, and Peyton all
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: have two points. Kyle and Alexis each have one. Round
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: two starts with John Jay.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Zara Larson. And it's that one song. It's called the
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Midnight Blue.
• 52:53
  Speaker 10: Wait.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Close.
• 52:56
  Speaker 14: Alexis.
• 52:57
  Speaker 22: Midnight Sun.
• 52:58
  Speaker 14: Midnight Sun. All right. Good job, Alexis. All right. John
• 53:03
  Speaker 14: Jay taking commanding lead with three points.
• 53:05
  Speaker 18: Rich.
• 53:07
  Speaker 11: Don't want the world to see me. That's the Goo
• 53:11
  Speaker 11: Goo Dolls.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 53:12
  Speaker 11: The song Iris.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 53:14
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 53:15
  Speaker 11: From the movie where Meg Ryan gets hit by a
• 53:17
  Speaker 11: lumber truck.
• 53:17
  Speaker 14: City of Angels.
• 53:19
  Speaker 11: That's right.
• 53:19
  Speaker 14: City of Angels is the name of that movie.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Good job, Rich.
• 53:22
  Speaker 14: Four points for Rich in today's game.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: Peyton. I ain't got a thing, but I think maybe
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: I just.
• 53:28
  Speaker 14: Oh, Swim.
• 53:29
  Speaker 11: BTS.
• 53:30
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 53:31
  Speaker 14: Tying up Rich Berra. Peyton with two points. Now four points.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Kyle.
• 53:39
  Speaker 14: I don't.
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: Want to say it because I really like the song,
• 53:43
  Speaker 8: but that's Sierra One Two Step.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 53:45
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:47
  Speaker 14: Good job. Do you know who's in that song as well?
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 53:51
  Speaker 10: Pharrell.
• 53:52
  Speaker 11: Missy.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Missy.
• 53:54
  Speaker 14: Missy Misdemeanor Elliott.
• 53:56
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Alexis, if you can get this, we'll give you five
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: points and you get to go to the Gold Rush
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Music Festival. Unless it's a Pharrell question, she's not going
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: to get it right. Everybody in the room, who is it?
• 54:20
  Speaker 15: Give me a Snoop Dogg question.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: Benson Boone.
• 54:24
  Speaker 14: Benson Boone.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: It's been to me. Alexis, thanks for listening. We are
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: going to set you up with those tickets so you
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: can see Martin Garrix, Deadmau5, and DJ Pauly a lot more.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: Thank you for listening.
• 54:34
  Speaker 13: Thank you, guys.
• 54:35
  Speaker 20: Love it.
• 54:36
  Speaker 17: Have a good day.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: You know when it gets to last call and all
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: the dudes kind of start creeping up on you?
• 54:42
  Speaker 14: We have the solution.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Give them the John Jay and Rich Drunk Dial Line, 602-888-1933.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Rich, what are today's national days?
• 54:54
  Speaker 11: It's National VJ Day, and I'm not talking about the
• 54:57
  Speaker 11: people that used to talk about videos on MTV. It's
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  Speaker 11: the day that World War II ended. National Blueberry Popsicle
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  Speaker 11: Day also kicks off National Blueberry Popsicle Month Day. National
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  Speaker 11: No Patrick Day. That's about SpongeBob.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 11: It's a SpongeBob.
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  Speaker 14: No Patrick's Day.
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  Speaker 11: No Patrick Day. I don't like that day.
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  Speaker 8: Should be interesting if the Lindsay Clancy case have something
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  Speaker 8: like that that happens today.
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  Speaker 5: No, literally.
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  Speaker 4: Her husband's name's Patrick. No Patrick.
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  Speaker 14: No Patrick.
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  Speaker 11: A No Patrick Day. It is World Coconut Day and
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  Speaker 11: National Pierce Your Ears Day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, let's all get our ears pierced. Together. Did you
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  Speaker 2: have an earring, John Jay? I pierced my left ear
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  Speaker 2: when I was in college, and I still put it
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  Speaker 2: in there. It doesn't close.
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  Speaker 14: That's fun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun. Except my dad wouldn't talk to me.
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  Speaker 2: He thought I was gay. Oh, that's not fun. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'd come home, and I'd say, hey, Dad, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to go out to the clubs. Can I have 20 bucks?
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  Speaker 2: And he'd be like, I think someone's talking to me.
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  Speaker 17: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if someone's talking to me or not.
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  Speaker 2: And I'd be like, huh? And then I took my
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  Speaker 2: earring out and I'd go, hey, daddy. Yes, son.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 13: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: He's old school. Very, very old school. As we got older,
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  Speaker 2: he loosened up a lot about that stuff. But he
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: was old school European. At any rate, I want to
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: get into this. Rich says he's got the meanest, nicest wife.
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  Speaker 11: It's true. My wife is so sweet. most of the
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  Speaker 11: time until I say one thing that annoys her. And
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  Speaker 11: then she's pretty mean. I love her. We got the
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  Speaker 11: greatest thing going. But this morning I was rushing her
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  Speaker 11: to the airport at get this. She woke up at
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  Speaker 11: one 30 and I woke up at one 50. So
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  Speaker 11: she had a plane that took off at 5. AM,
• 56:34
  Speaker 11: but she needed to pack her things because she's going
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  Speaker 11: to miss America, which happens over labor day. And she's,
• 56:41
  Speaker 11: you know, supporting the, the Arizona girls. She's the executive director.
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  Speaker 11: So I'm, uh, Not able to do a whole lot.
• 56:47
  Speaker 11: I think you guys have seen me on crutches.
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  Speaker 2: You're in crutches, your knee's blown out, your hamstring's blown out.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Who knows what? We don't know yet.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm going to get my MRI today. So I'm
• 56:58
  Speaker 11: doing all the things that I can to help her.
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  Speaker 11: I'm going through a checklist with her. But I realize
• 57:02
  Speaker 11: that she's in kind of a mood. And I also
• 57:05
  Speaker 11: realize that she's probably not used to being up at
• 57:07
  Speaker 11: dark o'clock like we are. So the conversation for her
• 57:10
  Speaker 11: doesn't really flow where I'm kind of waking up and
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  Speaker 11: I'm getting my thing going. So she says to me,
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  Speaker 11: I'm in a huge hurry. Can you at least pull
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  Speaker 11: the car around? I know you're not going to be
• 57:19
  Speaker 11: able to pick up, you know, luggage and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 11: I said, sure, no problem. So I pulled the car around.
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  Speaker 11: She comes out, she lugs her bags in and she
• 57:29
  Speaker 11: gets in the car. She's like, I need you to
• 57:30
  Speaker 11: hurry because I don't want to be late. I would
• 57:33
  Speaker 11: have been on time. if anybody would have been able
• 57:35
  Speaker 11: to help me with my bags. I said, well, you know, I,
• 57:41
  Speaker 11: I did blow out my knee. You did see me
• 57:43
  Speaker 11: like writhing on the floor. And she's like, yeah. And
• 57:45
  Speaker 11: it's still, it's still, I know it's still bad. Go
• 57:48
  Speaker 11: get your, I'm already, I need to know what's going on.
• 57:50
  Speaker 11: And then we drove in, in, in somewhat silence. And
• 57:54
  Speaker 11: I'm trying, I'm like, well, I know your girls are
• 57:55
  Speaker 11: going to do great. Uh, you know, uh, just let
• 57:58
  Speaker 11: me know how they do. And I hope you have
• 57:59
  Speaker 11: a really, really great time on your trip. She's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 11: I left the kitchen a mess. That's on you.
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  Speaker 4: She's like, you gotta handle your wifey duties.
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  Speaker 11: While I'm gone. Yeah, so I think my perkiness in
• 58:10
  Speaker 11: the morning kind of pissed her off and the fact
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  Speaker 11: that I am not able to lug her out her bag.
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  Speaker 11: She felt like maybe, you know, she probably could have
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  Speaker 11: just got an Uber. They probably would have helped her out.
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  Speaker 8: Also, you know the stress of like the travel countdown?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Especially if you don't have everything done and you're just
• 58:24
  Speaker 8: like last minute, like I have to do this, this, this.
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  Speaker 8: And then you were like, oh wait, I have to
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  Speaker 8: do this, this, and this, this too. And it would
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  Speaker 8: be nice if my husband can help me. Of course
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: he's hurt, but like seriously.
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  Speaker 13: Right.
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  Speaker 4: And also if you're not a morning person and someone
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: is talking to you and just won't stop talking to
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  Speaker 4: you and you're not a morning, that is the most
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: annoying thing ever.
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  Speaker 11: Then she's mad at me because I didn't tell her
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  Speaker 11: that she could do her makeup in the car on
• 58:43
  Speaker 11: the way there. So she did her makeup before. And
• 58:45
  Speaker 11: that made her late for packing. So really, her time
• 58:48
  Speaker 11: management was kind of a total mess.
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  Speaker 2: So it's all your fault. She needs you to tell
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  Speaker 2: her it's okay to do her makeup in the car?
• 58:52
  Speaker 11: That's what she said. She's like, you could have told
• 58:54
  Speaker 11: me I could have done the makeup in the car
• 58:55
  Speaker 11: because you didn't tell me it was going to be
• 58:56
  Speaker 11: a 40-minute ride to the airport.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: It's her first time going to the airport?
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  Speaker 11: That's what I said.
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  Speaker 2: From where you guys live?
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  Speaker 11: You live here, too? So right now, my car is
• 59:05
  Speaker 11: a mess, too, because she's got mail. She's like, could
• 59:07
  Speaker 11: you just take this mail back inside? She's pulling stuff
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  Speaker 11: out of her. purse and she doesn't need there's a
• 59:11
  Speaker 11: curling iron in the seat of my car that she
• 59:13
  Speaker 11: was mad she couldn't plug in i said i got
• 59:16
  Speaker 11: a hat that you can wear and she's like i
• 59:17
  Speaker 11: don't wear hats at the airport so she was fired
• 59:20
  Speaker 11: up but i think once her trip you know gets
• 59:23
  Speaker 11: you know once does she drink coffee She does. I
• 59:26
  Speaker 11: don't think she had any this morning.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 11: I think she was sipping on a little tea this morning.
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  Speaker 2: So she's mean and nice.
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  Speaker 20: She was mean.
• 59:31
  Speaker 11: She's absolutely lovely until she is time-pressed and stressed, and
• 59:35
  Speaker 11: then it's a little scary.
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  Speaker 2: So there's no compassion for you and your torn ligaments.
• 59:39
  Speaker 11: Not even a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, by the way, so when she's gone this weekend,
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: like it's the three-day weekend, you're not going to get
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: on a plane and fly out to wherever she is.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Where are they doing the Miss America pageant? It is
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: in West Palm Beach.
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: What a fun place.
• 59:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Is that where her sugar daddy is?
• 59:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 59:53
  Speaker 8: She's like, no, Rich, you go ahead and stay home.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: You're fine.
• 59:56
  Speaker 11: It turns out the other directors are very well-to-do.
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  Speaker 2: He wasn't hurt yet when she said that. You're hurt, Rich.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: What do I mean I'm hurt? She pushed him in
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: the bathtub.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 11: No, man, I'm staying home. It's crutches and cocaine in
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 11: my house this week. That sounds like a party.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: Yikes.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 11: Anyway, we have fun.
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  Speaker 9: Wow.
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  Speaker 20: All right.
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  Speaker 11: I was getting it this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Women are sharing the most alarming things they've seen at
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: a guy's place for the first time. What's the most
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: nope thing you've seen when you went over to a
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: guy's house for the first time? Sometimes you walk into
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: someone's house, they say, and it can reveal more than
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: the person intended. So, Joanna, what did you see when
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: you walked into a guy's house?
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  Speaker 24: I saw a mural of him as a Greek god,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 24: as in Poseidon.
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  Speaker 11: Whoa! Well, that's so good. How are we going to
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 11: top that?
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  Speaker 20: I don't know, but it was hilarious.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 24: He's like, well, I'm a water sign. He's like, but
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 24: I don't like the water. And I'm like, well, why
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 24: would you get that mural of yourself?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 16: But yeah, I was like, no, we got to go.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: Did you see him again after that, or that was it?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 24: Um, we tried, but it was just really weird because
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 24: he was like petrified of the water, but he just
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 24: saw himself as a Poseidon. And I'm like, that's, that's
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 24: just weird. And, um, he's not even like Greek religion
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 24: or anything. He didn't actually.
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  Speaker 19: Believe in it, but he got the mural of himself.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 24: So it was just kind of like, is that really you?
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  Speaker 24: Or is that just something you're just pretending? So it
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 24: looks cool.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: I'm reading the comments on the Reddit thread. and your
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: comment is better than any of them. It says, here
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: are the top five most memorable responses, okay? It says,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: a mattress that looked like a health hazard, a used
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: you-know-what on the floor, a roommate in one bed, a
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: giant photo of her face on the wall, and a
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: home overrun by animals. And Joanna is a guy painted
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: as a Poseidon mural. I think you win.
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  Speaker 11: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, that's funny.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 11: I hope you tell that story everywhere you go, because
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 11: it is good.
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  Speaker 5: I do.
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  Speaker 24: It is hilarious.
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  Speaker 16: Cause I'm just like, yeah.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 24: Cause like, I'm like, I'm a water sign.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 18: So I'm like, that's cool.
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  Speaker 10: You know?
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  Speaker 24: And then, and he was like, no, I'm just, you know,
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  Speaker 24: I don't even believe in it, but I got the
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 24: mural and I'm like, okay, well, that's just weird. Let's go.
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  Speaker 13: Bye.
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  Speaker 11: Is there any chance you snapped a picture of your
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 11: phone of said mural?
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  Speaker 24: Oh, this is like a long time ago. It was
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 24: like when I was in my early twenties in college.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 24: So I didn't even like have a cool phone to
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 24: take the picture, to keep it on there. So I
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 24: couldn't even take a picture.
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  Speaker 20: But I don't know.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 24: It was really cool, but it definitely did not look
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 24: like him at all.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 8: You're like, keep dreaming.
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  Speaker 20: You're better looking than him.
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  Speaker 12: I'm just saying that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, thanks for calling in. Thank you very much for listening. Fantastic.
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  Speaker 12: Bye.
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  Speaker 10: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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