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Episode 81: LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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What it do, what it do. What it do it is your boy,
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Andrew Schultz, AKA mr. Goody Two-Shoes and who am I
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with Joseph? Huggins AKA old man Huggy talk
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shit or get off the pot episode 81.
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Lock him up, lock him up, lock him up.
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Welcome motherfuckers. Yeah, I I use a job.
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I'm a win. I won't lose like this.
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Yeah, I'ma go with this. Yeah, yeah.
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It's probably, it's probably not even going to serve jail time
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though. Well, he's not going to be in
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jail. Like, leading up to the trial.
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Oh yeah. Well it's 34 indictments is what
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they're saying. 34 felony indictments, it's pretty wild
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and supposedly there's a. So I got this new Mike arm, it's
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all fancy and I to get bougie with it because I moved my shit,
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I have three screens now. I can look right at you.
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Okay, well that are I'm tripping out.
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It drove me crazy. I was looking at this little box
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of you for over a year. I've been looking at like this
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tiny ass little box and I'm trying to like, talk to you and
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not look at this big picture of you tomorrow.
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I left solved. Yeah. 34 indictments felony
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counts and we don't know what they are.
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Right. What if they like act like?
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I don't know why anybody is not really saying this.
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Like, what if because it says, 34 fraud charges like, did they
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all have to be related to the hush money?
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I think there's probably multiple crowns.
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I bet you investigating. They found him doing other Shady
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things. Yeah.
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Writing stuff off. So he probably wanted it.
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He might go to jail dude just for this but it means he's
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definitely going to go to jail for the other shit that he's
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He's about to get indicted for like in Georgia and the January
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6 shit and the documents. Yes.
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That's much more like that's why this what we talked about it
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before? This is an interesting case or
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interesting one to pick just because yeah there's all this
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other shit going on in. This is the first one but they
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have 34 barely. There's been like, falsifying
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documents, all sorts of shit. And and his lawyer, his his, his
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fixer. Sir already went to jail for
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this exact same crime. Oh yes, that is also big.
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So why wouldn't he go to jail? Oh, he's cause he's Donald
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Trump. Yes, probably going to jail.
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He's going in to Rikers for show.
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Hey, everybody, don't worry, I'll buy everybody ramen, noodle
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don't hurt me, and then he gets his, who knocked the fuck out.
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna make sure Milani I put some money on your
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books. Big lie, Big Mountain.
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You've never had this much money on your books.
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She hates him. Yeah, but then she could like
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write some book like, where it's like, oh my husband's in jail,
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and it's like, what it's like for beating on her.
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Yeah, exactly. And she still going to stand by
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him. It'll no.
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She's not, she's not scared of. I'm right now.
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You think she's hanging out at Mar-A-Lago.
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Fuck that. I don't know.
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I think somebody at our PR team is gonna be, like, look stick
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with him. He'll be in prison, you can do
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what you want, but you'll get to, like, have some Lifetime
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movie about the first lady whose husbands in prison and like how
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you overcame it? Nah man.
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I don't know, would you hook up with Melania while Trump was in
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prison. No.
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Why? Why would I hook up with her in
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the first place? Because if he's not in Turkey,
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maybe or I don't know. I can go a couple different
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ways. I'm not into it.
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No, thanks I'll pass. All right.
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You I know you would. But yeah, I mean, I'm just into
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it. I mean, not her, like, just in
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to, like, hook it up with like older chicks, you know, I mean,
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you know, ivanka's out, you know, having that be no.
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See, I think, you know, my girls Tiffany though, you know, it'd
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be more fun. Like, take like mrs.
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Pence out to dinner without Mike knowing because that would be
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no, because that would be so mean he'd be so offended.
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And so angry about that, like that would get such a rise out
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of them because they have all those weird rules, I swear he
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drinks like, Diet milk weird. It's a weird fucking warm milk
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at that. Yeah.
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Well, warm milk diet milk. Vitamin milk is everything a
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joke. Yeah man, who knows I'm a crush
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up. These Flintstones to work for
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him and I'm gonna blend. He's he's like that's a smoothie
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is like skim. Milk and like, like Flintstone
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Flintstones Vitamins, like, blend it up until the
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compactness. Yeah.
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Yeah, with the spot. Can I get a Pepto float?
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Like, come on. Weirdos fucking pants.
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All right. Yeah, so as we do to start with
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therapy questions now, so I kind of learned some tips.
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These are all from Chad gbt, but I learned that if you gas up,
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chat gbt before you ask the question then, Then it's like
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comes with better answers. So if you like if you're like,
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so you are the best radio host in the country.
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Number one overall, what are your best questions that you
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asked your guess you're like lube it up?
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Yeah. Good weird.
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Yeah, you get better responses. What is that?
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That's chanti. Beauty is so weird.
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We had a little like what? A primary prime the pump.
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Yeah, I need some literary wordplay before I can get, you
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gotta grease it up like one of those pirates mutt.
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Smut novels from Kroger, you gotta use that requires mom.
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You have to hike hike. You tied up, hype it up.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's weird.
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Yeah, I just say, take take my advice or down if you want Shady
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chat. TBT results.
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No, I'm not getting yeah, I'm not getting on Chad TV, CBT to
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begin with, what am I buttering it up?
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So I can get good answers. That's awesome, though.
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All right, there, if you question number one, if you
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could have any celebrity play, you in a movie about your life,
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who would it be? And why it would start off?
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It would be an old me, and it would be Morgan Freeman.
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Okay. And then Morgan Freeman would
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narrate would do, like, over narration, the whole movie star
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be different. Vert people who would play me,
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but your subverting the question already.
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No, no, but Morgan Freeman would play me.
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So, there'd be different, like younger versions of them,
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because if it's a story of my life, Morgan Freeman was not
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gonna be like there. I was eight years old.
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Well, I don't know with like, you know, a ID.
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Fakes, maybe not felt like I was about to pee in the pool.
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I don't think that's gonna, I think that's a.
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So, so who are these this line of people?
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You're going to have wulle WAP as when you were no, I have
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like, Lenny Kravitz, Lenny, Kravitz play like we're going
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backwards, like backwards. And like, yeah, Morgan Freeman
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for like, but he would narrate the whole thing.
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So, his voice would how original it'd be great?
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Okay, who would play you? I thought we were going to like
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the Ford people that were going to play.
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Oh, okay. They probably have to be like
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Will Smith's kid. I think I could like house
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because I can't go too dark. I'm like, Lawrence Lawrence
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Fishburne is gonna play me because like shot, he's a lot.
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Like I couldn't do Denzel too dark, so it have to be like,
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Morgan Freeman, Lenny, Kravitz. I don't know.
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For some reason, it would address Alba just so that it's
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just for like a face, just for like, 15 minutes for the action
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scenes, and then that action scenes.
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Are you involved in Lots? Okay, okay.
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Heists, all sorts of stuff. No, you know, you got to take a
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little Liberties, it's gonna be a long movie.
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It's like a three part Series right there.
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Have to be, it's your movie. It's your life.
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Well, I think everybody's life is like, for movies, like four
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DVDs. Be like one would, you would you
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want to be a limited series? Instead of a movie.
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Or you want like your, you want, like the trilogy Godfather
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style? Yeah, I'd be like Trilogy
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Godfather style. Okay.
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Yeah, for sure, only better because it went.
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Well, of course, I mean I wouldn't suck a Godfather's
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trash anyways. So and say that fuckin Francis
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Ford Coppola your daughters are better director.
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All right. So who's playing you Denzel?
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Denzel. Yeah.
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I think Jonah Hill and then Denzel who play, who plays old
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you, like old man. You who would play Old, Man?
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Me, who's a good Old Man actor? Matthew McConaughey.
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He's not that old yet. You really like but hit you but
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he could like Gene Hackman, it seen Hackman still alive, maybe
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Gene Hackman Bill, Bill, Paxton bill passed Jack, Nicklaus, Jack
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Nicklaus. Jack Nicklaus the golfer Jack
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Nicholson. The actor Jack Nicholson as like
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Jack Nicklaus is yeah the gold is acting the Go Zack and his
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acting debut with this Golden Bear.
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Strawberry lemonade cans just like, hey, what's that?
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We just be full of promos, fuck that.
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Yeah, Jack Nicholson will play older me.
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That's Denzel will play mid-age me and and then then show me how
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he's you know how to lose a little bit of weight but you
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know he's done it before so he can do it.
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He's method actors method. He's method.
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Yeah, shut up. Or Bill Paxton would be my stunt
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man. The ghost of Bill Paxton.
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Fuck that, dude. No.
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Okay. It would be, it would be Jack
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Nicholson then you'd have Mel Gibson.
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No hopes, no Mel, Gibson. That's not Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Nope. Yeah.
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Mel, you can't decide I gave you fucking Morgan friend of his.
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I gave you for Christmas because it's because I've literally
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dedicated my facial hair and the hair of my head to like praying
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to Baphomet so I can keep it. So it goes ghost white and I can
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look like Morgan Freeman. So that's the ultimate goal.
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Joseph plays Morgan Freeman while Morgan Freeman plays
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Joseph like an actor. Inside an actor trying to move
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he said option this shit and you're going to have Nelson
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Mandela play, you like come on, that'd be awesome.
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Hi there, be question number two, yeah, What's the most
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ridiculous thing you've ever bought online?
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The most ridiculous thing I've ever bought online and bought
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some ridiculous shit. That serve no purpose at just
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the most ridiculous if it serves the purpose or not.
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Maybe this computer honestly, that's not ridiculous.
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It's a little ridiculous to spend a lot of money on it, and
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had to put it together. So I've never done that before.
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So I decide to decided to buy a very expensive.
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But a butyrin, I'm thinking, like absurd, You like a watch?
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Something? I'm not I bought a hoodie that
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had shrunk drinking bleach on it and in the same package, I
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bought a T-shirt and it's just Kim jong-un's face on the front
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and the back and say that's probably pretty ridiculous.
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Okay. Okay, we're on that level,
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that's what I'm saying when it was when Gucci Mane was in
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prison, right? Right for and I bought the for
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Gucci Mane t-shirts, one of them is the Gucci Mane, hammer and
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sickle. It's an ice cream cone and a
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sickle, and it's in his burrow on it, and it's just free Gucci
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and Russian that I got another one that's obscene from Pokemon,
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but instead of it being a Pokemon, it's Gucci Mane popping
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out of a Pokeball. And these are all, like 30
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dollar t-shirts that I bought another one.
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That's the North Korean propaganda poster, but instead
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of Kim Jong Hoon, it's got Gucci Mane's face.
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Superimposed on it. And so, I Definitely something
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like that. Then led by, I bought some
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pretty absurd fucking shirts for sure and just think about it.
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Like when get you man was going to trial for that, he had his
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lawyer plead that has say that he was mentally retarded so that
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he wouldn't go to jail and they denied it and then he went to
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jail, then he had the tattoo. If I script cuts on his face,
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man, back in the day when I was dating.
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This girl, she was a lawyer she had access to like, the dad.
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A database and you could look people shit up and I was like,
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look up Gucci Mane and I just looked at Gucci Mane's rap sheet
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and it was the wildest thing ever.
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There was this like 72-hour stint, that looked like it was
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the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life.
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He got arrested and let go for like four felonies over like a
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12-hour period is like aggravated assault.
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Possession of a weapon, possession of a controlled
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substance and then like he got out and then three hours later
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is aggravated assault with the deadly was like, dude, what does
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he do? Like so you can just see this
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buildup. It was pretty epic.
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Now, it's going good, right? I mean, I think yeah, yeah, over
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no he's all sober and like fit some people say he's a clone.
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I don't know if he's a clone but he doesn't even look like
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himself anymore. Like he's like he's all in
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shade. He was a crazy because he's not
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like drinking believe those. Yeah, take him perk 30s in like
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hanging out eating chicken wings all day.
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Like you would rap about all the time.
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He's like switched it up. He would holistic, man.
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Like Waka Flocka Flame and that's what I'm doing right now.
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Go. Holistic on them, think about
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that Waka Flocka and him have the if they don't get along
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right and Waka Flocka is like vegan and as like a Vegan
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Cooking Show and all this shit and I'll Gucci Mane's all like
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clean and they still have issues with each other but it's a
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completely different fighting for my gut.
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That that fight were they really went from like a hood fight to
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like a Suburban style fight. You want to fight the vegan down
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the street? Yeah, you know, some like
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meditation fights. Metadesk your shock rattle on
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dog. Yeah dude I'm all about the
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check. Revives are all off babe after I
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whip you I'm a cleanse, my crystals in the river out.
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Bet you know what my main chakra?
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This is the crown chakra. I mean you have them all but
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that's the one that you know, it's true mozi the dream, most
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the most energy that I give out is from the crown.
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That's interesting. Yeah, all right, who told you
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that my what chick were you buying drinks?
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I told you my spiritual counseling therapy question
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number three. If you could have any animal as
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a pet, but it had to be the size of a hamster.
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I think I've spelled hamster wrong, or maybe, is it a p and a
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hamster? Maybe not.
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What would it be? Oh awesome.
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One little tiny elephant because it's so be smart as shit would
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be awesome. Yeah.
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I mean, I was kind of on the same page except for in the
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ocean. I'd have like a blue whale.
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As a pet. All I got a little shark would
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be cool. Well, those are the exist.
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Yeah, but we're talking about this.
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Size of a hamster. Yeah, great white shark.
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The size of a hamster. Yeah, it's true.
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But I'm just saying, people have like little mini sharks and
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their aquariums, they're not, they don't have little mini
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Wales. Whatever their tiny mini tiger
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sharks. So what about a mini dolphin?
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That'd be tight. Pot-bellied, dolphin like you
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teii fucking with that. I'd be cool to be smart as shit
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and help you out. You can go take it to the beach
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with you and hang out. Yeah, good luck.
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He'll you can play fetch with it.
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The ocean that would be dope as fuck.
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Is that a battery California? I want like a little mini like
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dolphin, bro. That's like that's like when I'm
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out there just ripping it you know and like really hitting
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those waves man just getting that foam in my face.
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Look, he's just like right there.
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You know, Neptune dude, like I'd name of Neptune, you know,
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afterlife. The Greek god of the ocean brat.
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Now, after after the the seafood place in Malibu called
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Neptune's, Net, which is also it's like a double entendre did
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double and times, double double entendre.
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And then I get pitted and he saves me, but I know I would
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like to get like a pod You know but I'm at what a pod of
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dolphins. That'd be tight many dolphins
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like you know you want to crew or many Eagle, no fuck with you
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if you had a mini Eagle because it's like a pet so it's gonna do
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what you say. I may become many bald eagle.
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Yeah, fuck people up, don't fuck with you.
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Well, why does your pet after fuck?
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People laugh. Well, my pets got to be
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protection. To read over your pet.
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Am I keeping it in a cage? Can't keep a baby elephant and
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the king of it, but look at this.
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Look at. Look at that's not she does not
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going to protect me. She's just passed out.
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Constantly seeing Topanga's the opposite.
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She's like, always on alert. The sun goes down.
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She's like y'all sleep tight. I got the door.
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Well, I'm out like right now. I'm fine.
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Thank you though. Please shut the fuck up.
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Yeah, whereas like yeah, when we got to sleep, I'm always ready
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for bed. I'm out.
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Okay. Final therapy questions therapy.
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Question number four. If you were a character in a
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horror movie, what role would you play?
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And we already know what your role is.
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You just die first. Because you're the black guy.
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Getting booed right now. Okay.
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Sounds good to say what role would I like to be in?
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Yeah so our role. Would they put me in line?
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It's big play for you. 10 minutes, 10 minutes of screen
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time and the credits are rolling over your shots and you don't
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you die. You're the first person that the
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movie but you don't really get to say anything except for I'm
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about to shit. It's tough but but we'll put the
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credits and first appeared. So you'll be a top of the
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credits. Yeah, you'll be top of the
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credits because you're that I'm about to shit.
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My pants guy. Now, it's ready to go.
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What you want to do? I probably I'd want to be one of
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like the problem, solver people, but I would still die but it
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would be like third to last because it's always like the,
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oh, like we're kind of in love, or I didn't realize, I loved you
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and now I do it. Now, we're going to escape and
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stop this evil Surfer with the pot-bellied dolphin.
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So that's normally happens. He's attacking the beaches, but
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I think that And then you get and then you get eaten by a
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shark, like, saying something like wear.
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Like they don't escape without me, but I like that.
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Then you get to eat my star. Yeah.
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Like yeah, I'm like, come on dammit like but, you know, I'm
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not going to be dumb enough to stay alive.
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I've got eaten by shock motherfucker.
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Deep blue sea. Is such a good movie.
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Yeah, I was like, how many like I was thinking only that, you're
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either the killer or you get killed, but I guess there is
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somebody who eventually they always have the provide some.
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Yeah, goodness. Yeah.
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Like a supporting person. So sometimes like no one
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survives, but that person like, wow, I'm going to get you.
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If I'm going down and go home with you, I'd be the person
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who's like we got to go this way and then for some reason I'd
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like trip and I'd like know. Y'all get out of here.
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I'll hold the door and then I'll be Out of I'd rather be the
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killer because then like get a franchise out of it, you know.
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Like you get like five, maybe 13 you might die.
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We always think they Jason dies and that motherfucker just keeps
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coming back but he's Supernatural your Supernatural
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killer or are you just like oh I'm some white guy on some white
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guy killer. I mean like real bit like scream
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like scream, you know I'm saying?
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Yeah but AB set for he has a mask on.
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I need I need the people to see this face, you know?
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Say give the people what they want.
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A good-looking killer, I ain't trying to front.
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Should I have here like Jeffrey Dahmer?
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Don't say that ever? He was so dreamy.
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They're gonna boot again. All right.
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No. I mean I don't really ask for
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himself. Yeah, you know I look for movies
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but I would say being the killer wouldn't be bad but yeah if
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you're a super natural killer, sure if you like Chucky Jason
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Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger to be tight
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because you attack people when their dreams just gonna you
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really just gotta wait it out, but you can't drink enough
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coffee in the world. To keep you awake for that long.
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That's kind of creepy, you know, it's all right.
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But if you have your like a screen killer, you have like a
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movie maybe to and everyone thinks you died for in the first
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one. You're in the like, oh, he's
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dead. And it's like, no, he escaped.
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I know what you. I'll put it in my contract that
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I don't really die until the fifth option to screenplay
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little bit. You can't kill me off till the
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fifth movie. Yeah.
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And even then you might not want to and then you kill it and you
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kill you, then you cut the series and for when they try to
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reboot it in 20 years they have to bring you back.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay, it was me all along you. Finally caught me.
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And then they could also do like, like, the, what do they
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call it? Like, the pre log.
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Oh, yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The prequel like a series of three of the prequel, and they
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just, you know, put some like CGI on me, where I look younger.
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You know, I'm in it for the bag. Yeah.
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Typecast me, I don't care. Try not to Typecast me.
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That'd be great. I want the opposite.
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I do you have out. You could be the first black but
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the first person to die in each one of my movies.
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Yeah. It's like, you know, I think
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know like everyone thinks I died but I just come back.
23:24
More injured like o.j. and Naked Gun.
23:26
Like, I just come back and my Nike or like Dewey and scream
23:29
like my limp just like more pronounced because I got stabbed
23:32
like, oh well the 12th I got stabbed 10 times in the second
23:36
time, I got stabbed, I'm up to 14 stabs and now my left hand
23:39
doesn't Work like, maybe, I don't know.
23:41
I think you have to be a new person because I don't want
23:43
people like doubting my killing skills.
23:47
No, they wouldn't doubt it. It's just I can't even kill the
23:50
black guy. This is a horror film getting
23:55
booed again. I didn't make the rules.
23:59
You could change them. That's not what we're doing
24:02
here. We're trying to just milk it.
24:06
Jesus. All right.
24:08
Let's go on to the topics of the day.
24:12
Alright topic. Number one, Trump and dyed it.
24:18
As it happened from spent the night in Trump Tower, so he's
24:21
hiding. Now in Trump Tower, there was
24:23
you see that o.j. Simpson style like slow-ass
24:25
motorcade they had and obviously after he landed.
24:28
Yeah, I was like out all day. I'm still done through the
24:32
therapy. It's just not staying there
24:34
anymore. So fucking BBC loved his moral
24:40
law, go for residents and boarded his private plane to New
24:43
York. The former president arrived at
24:44
Trump Tower where hordes of media and tourists and
24:47
Protesters gathered drums play in stiffest a a Trump Tower
24:51
tonight to consult with his lawyers Belmont.
24:54
How the fuck do you think is? That's a lot of indictments man.
24:57
34 is a lot. I know and I was waiting for one
25:03
of these fucking lawyers on TV to like like say like it like
25:11
they keep saying like we don't know what's in the indictment
25:13
but like just like for one of them to be like, dude there
25:16
could be something completely different Different has nothing
25:18
to do with the hush money and I haven't heard anybody say that
25:22
yet. So maybe like the way that they
25:24
like are going to charge the case.
25:26
It's like like there is like a money transaction here.
25:30
There was a money transaction there, there was this and that's
25:33
like four charges. But it's all like to do with
25:36
like one thing, Yeah. I mean the supposedly there's
25:41
what if they like him on Greg's? If there's a second there's a
25:44
second hush. Money payments, opposed right
25:46
there. By your second person.
25:48
Yeah, but she's, she's hasn't filed their case yet, but but if
25:51
they have to have evidence of that, that we got could be
25:54
rolled up in it. That could be to, they could
25:56
have a twofer but like twofer in and hush money.
25:59
Payments can maybe they were investigating one and they found
26:02
another one that was similar to another person.
26:05
Well I'm saying like what about like all the fraud he does?
26:07
Like in his buildings, you know, like where he like it inflates,
26:10
the prices of them and likewise about how many people are
26:13
staying there and shit like that.
26:15
So like what if they found that shit out?
26:17
And that's like, way more serious?
26:20
Oh yeah. That's definitely possible.
26:23
Yeah, that would be awesome. I mean, like a pop to the whole
26:27
bunch of shit that kid was happening York.
26:29
Like why like why do through this again and just like hit him
26:32
with everything at once? 34 is a lot.
26:37
Yeah, it was multiple felonies multiple felonies in that I was
26:41
thinking maybe like eight. Maybe eight.
26:46
Yeah. Max not times that by 4.
26:49
That's wild. Yeah.
26:51
And they got to be something cuz it's a grand jury.
26:53
So I mean curious to see what happens when these indictments
26:56
are like release something good to see what the fuck's in them.
26:59
Yeah, which is tomorrow at The at one, Texas time 11:00,
27:07
California town. He's not going to get cuff.
27:09
Supposedly, he's not going to get like purple blocked.
27:13
We're gonna have to do a mug shot.
27:15
Now, the like we do and we know what the fuck he look like.
27:18
Now I think mugshots got to happen.
27:22
I just wish that they arrested him like where he didn't know
27:28
and then like is a show up was a couple days without his hair and
27:31
makeup team, and then they hit with a mug shot.
27:35
Catch him like inside a buck. He's buying beef jerky and some
27:38
sandals, guys, I need my Bucky's.
27:40
Let me get my jerky's. Let me get the money.
27:44
Okay. Hickory-smoked Oak hickory
27:47
smoke. It's the best everyone talks
27:49
about it when there's the best tricky.
27:52
And I scoop of the fuck up. Yeah possible.
27:57
So that's obviously not it happening right now but I don't
28:01
like whenever he gets charged in these Federal cases, I think
28:05
that it's possible that they swoop in on them if he's not
28:08
already in jail. Or place you under house arrest.
28:14
I could see them trying to not do that because he's like if you
28:16
don't agree with this coming and show outside Trump Tower and
28:20
show everyone your balls are ones, like, okay, I'm gonna be
28:23
there with my balls, like it's like stop.
28:25
So he's inciting people to like flip the fuck out.
28:29
I mean, is he not a Flight Risk? He has his own fucking plane and
28:32
the Secret Service. He's hung curd the fuck down.
28:37
He's hiding like Shaq is from this FTX lawsuit.
28:42
Just how I know, I miss our go house, which is hilarious.
28:45
I don't know how shag guides they could like see him in the
28:47
window. Like, dude, we fucking Caesar
28:49
know you don't. It was you sure you gonna sue
28:52
me? Because he has like that.
28:53
He has like that security alarm system that he sows.
28:56
Bringing that he's got ring, everybody knows everything.
29:02
I was on three cameras camera is again?
29:09
That's possible. Yeah.
29:10
So, I mean, I'm glad that didn't happen.
29:12
Like, I know everybody's like water this one.
29:14
Why, this one? Well, guess what?
29:16
He can't stop crying. All he does is cry.
29:20
All I do is crime. Crime crime, no matter what I
29:23
got crabs on my mind. Yeah.
29:27
And so, you know, that just because he got, he got hit with
29:30
the, with the crimes on. This one, from all of his
29:33
criming, like, does it mean that like he's actually hit three
29:36
more times, like this, when I step out of the build, and the
29:39
cops telling me to put my hands up.
29:43
And I stay there and they stay there, get down, get down
29:51
because I lied. This guy I mean he's been trying
29:59
to he's been avoiding this moment for his entire fucking
30:02
life. Oh yeah dude and now he's like
30:04
threatening these judges and saying all this wild shit.
30:07
They're talking about potentially shit about the DA's
30:10
wife. He's like, yeah, I sucked your
30:13
toes. They were ugly.
30:15
Everyone knows I paid her $75 to not talk about.
30:20
It was like Donald's. Shut the fuck up.
30:22
I got it handy, cut it, cut it. He's like, no, no, people need
30:28
to know this, I didn't pay $175, it's all it was worth.
30:34
I saw the toes. There was this ad that really
30:40
she was wearing the same clothes that I bought it at a rally in
30:44
Waco. Yes, absurd.
30:47
And he's like, oh, old horse face.
30:50
Yeah. Shut the fuck up.
30:52
I never like to tear up his horse.
30:55
You wouldn't be terrible. Terrible thing, he says terrible
30:59
thing and then he says she wouldn't be the one and then he
31:02
realizes like, he's like, oh wait, that sounds bad.
31:04
He's like because there Is no one.
31:07
We have a great first lady. A lot of people loved her.
31:10
He doesn't say I love. He says a lot of people love her
31:13
music. You did a great job.
31:15
People think people think she's a person.
31:20
I don't she's probably a robot or she's just a Russian.
31:25
No. I mean they're I'm telling you,
31:27
I said this forever ago even before the podcast they're
31:31
almost like the the peak of everything that is bad.
31:36
Bad with the American dream. Yeah, like nepotism money handed
31:40
to obey lie, lying cheating, stealing fucking people over
31:45
racism. Just like, all these things that
31:48
like, yeah, he's like, the back of a mountain of like everything
31:52
that's toxic about like that generate.
31:54
Yeah, he made it all the way to presidency.
31:57
Yeah. Because they're like, he's good.
31:58
I saw him on the apprentice and he was really good the way he
32:02
checked. Danny Bonaduce was just How can
32:06
I, how can I use it on my boy Bonaduce and yeah, how could I
32:09
not vote for him? Get the fuck out of here but
32:12
also also the like everybody was like this is unprecedented
32:16
event. Yeah.
32:17
Because Donald Trump's an unprecedented president, like we
32:20
never had a president like this. Like that's why I'm sorry.
32:23
The last time that this was about to happen Nixon was like
32:26
I'm out. It will.
32:27
Yeah. This is like he's like yeah.
32:29
Then he got pardon me. He's like you're on to me.
32:31
It's like Shark Tank. Like, I don't know.
32:33
He's sitting there. He's like so you're on.
32:35
To me, you have my recordings. You know what I've done?
32:38
You caught my guys, breaking into the Watergate building, and
32:41
for that reason, I'm out. But he wanted to stay, but it
32:44
was like a couple like that. Yeah.
32:45
But if applicants who walked into the White House, like, bro.
32:48
You gotta go? Yeah.
32:49
Cause you're probably going to go to prison.
32:51
Yeah, you're probably gonna go to prison.
32:53
Yeah. He's like if Donald Trump,
32:57
Donald Trump was smart. He would have resigned and then
33:01
had Mike Pence, pardon him and then he wouldn't have to worry
33:03
about shit. What she's gonna do some Wild
33:05
shit like I purchased an island. I'm moving to My Island.
33:10
It's already a nice kind of like it was annexed in Island.
33:13
It was an Epstein Island except for it is yeah it's like it's
33:17
tips teen. I bought it, I got a great deal,
33:19
got a great view from Gerald tips teen.
33:22
He sold it to me for It's, it's remarkable.
33:27
It's an exact replica of another Island.
33:31
Like yeah, dude, very famous island fucking weirdo.
33:36
So, I mean, I 34 is a lot, that is a lot, I know.
33:42
But that's, I mean, and to be Devil's Advocate.
33:46
Some of it, I bet you, you know, some of them are a reteach.
33:51
Some of what they're charging with his got to be somewhat of a
33:53
reach like they're trying to stick them with everything to
33:56
see what sticks maybe. But you have to realize that
34:00
they brought it to a grand jury and the grand jury said that.
34:05
Yeah, that there's enough evidence here, for all these 34
34:08
charges to move forward with the trial.
34:10
So it wasn't just like the da like was like, yo, I'm going to
34:14
just pack this thing with 34 fucking charge Ages and just see
34:18
what happens. Like am I haven't had my life
34:21
threatened, imagine doing that and sitting in there.
34:23
And going through all this evidence and realize you have 34
34:27
indictments being like holy shit I found it another one like I
34:31
swear it's like looking for Easter eggs in the backyard.
34:33
When here, kid. Yes I pick them up except for
34:36
there's just littered Easter eggs.
34:38
They're not even hidden because well no it's not.
34:40
No, it's that they're hidden, but they're hitting and really
34:42
dumb places. Like yeah, parents with fucking
34:44
hiding Easter eggs. It's like, oh, I'm like only
34:46
like The dumb six-year-old girl couldn't find it.
34:49
Yeah, you like holy shit who's behind this rock and they're
34:52
like oh how did you find that that's basically what Donald
34:55
Trump's like right now and the government like the multiple
34:59
different. Law enforcement and judicial
35:03
agencies around the country or just finding these fucking eggs,
35:07
that he lazily hide behind rocks and like an egg inside an egg.
35:12
So, it's a twofer. You like, what is it, the one
35:13
inside of it? But I mean, like, the Georgia
35:15
case, like we already like The Smoking Gun is like having
35:19
recorded saying, please send me a letter Thousand, Eleven
35:24
thousand six hundred and Seventeen, votes short, and we
35:28
just need to find them. Maybe they're in your bed, maybe
35:31
you left. Let them in.
35:31
Um I'm not sure. I know you get busy but we need
35:36
to find those big lie. I need those votes.
35:39
People it's like to shut the fuck up like those voicemails
35:42
and Lindsey Graham's like, hey it's me Lindsey Graham, you
35:46
know, from South Carolina where I've nothing to do with this
35:49
situation. I wanted to talk to you about
35:52
vote. I think you got the president
35:55
and Rudy giuliani's voice mail saying that we can get 11100.
35:59
Yeah it's like we're cool. This is urgent.
36:02
Please call me back. Okay, love you.
36:05
Bye, thanks. The thumb.
36:07
Thanks, looks like broke. I need to go.
36:11
I need to go because my boyfriend, I mean allegedly my
36:16
pickleball partner. Yeah.
36:19
That's with on it. Yeah.
36:25
Okay, do you have move? I was actually gonna put this
36:28
Disney fucks DeSantis article in here.
36:30
It had the Not already because this is just too fucking good.
36:35
Well, I'll let you gonna do. You want to describe it?
36:37
You want to talk about it? Well so I mean I do not pull up
36:42
the article but really what happened was?
36:44
So there was this board put together for Disney that that
36:50
like managed so Disney World like in Disney have like their
36:55
own city in Florida and they like they pay for the roads.
36:59
They pay for the cops. The fire.
37:01
It. Yeah, they have their own this
37:03
like municipality basically. It's like a county and they have
37:06
a board or there were they don't pay taxes that since they don't
37:09
pay taxes. Yeah.
37:10
They're responsible for Roads Maintenance.
37:12
Sewage happy try everything. It's a city.
37:16
Yeah, yeah. And then DeSantis because, you
37:19
know, he was like because he called Disney to woke or
37:23
whatever the fuck decided that he was going to take away their
37:27
rights. And then I have the, the not
37:33
teaching like it was with suppose like that.
37:35
The don't say gay bill. Yeah, and he was like, Hey,
37:39
Disney was like yo, bro. Like we think you're full of
37:43
shit because Rhonda say, it is always pulling stuff out of his
37:46
ass. He's like, I don't think blind
37:48
people should wear socks and I'm gonna make a lot and you're
37:51
like, dude it totally discriminating against blind
37:54
people, you know, I'm not I'm a lawyer.
37:56
It's like the weirdest I told. You that dude spooky is shit.
38:00
Yeah, but but but yeah, so that all of these like headline bills
38:05
that he or like executive orders, or whatever, the fuck
38:08
he's past, are all going to the Supreme Court of Florida.
38:11
They're all going to get overturned.
38:13
So when he's like up on the debate stage it's like bro you
38:16
didn't actually accomplish anything that you said you were
38:18
going to accomplish. But but back to their bill you
38:21
said you were going to make a bill that said, Filipino people
38:24
can own ferrets and I got shot the fuck down.
38:27
What are you gonna do now in Ron?
38:28
Okay you got now. Ronald meatball Ronald and
38:31
Donald yeah. Meatball meatball run?
38:34
Okay, sorry, so you got. So what happened was so there's
38:39
a board that's in charge of that municipality and meatball Rhonda
38:45
Santa's decided that he was going to change out the board
38:49
and put in his own people. Like one of them is like a
38:53
Christian Nationalist and there's like, you know, just all
38:56
these like wacko people. Oh, that are gonna like either
39:00
their donors with his or they're like, just like against woke ISM
39:05
or, you know, they're bigots anyways.
39:08
So the outgoing board for Disney decides to write these new rules
39:14
and they outflank Ron DeSantis before he gets his people in and
39:19
like one of them is like that the that the new board can't
39:24
make any changes to their rules and Until the last Turtle 21
39:31
years. After the Last Descendant of
39:33
King Charles, the Third dies Yeah, because I mean yeah he and
39:39
seeds he what they did is they were they knew they were going
39:43
to be ousted because he revoked their tax-exempt status.
39:46
He was going to dissolve this board and the people that make
39:49
up this border the top five. Biggest donors to his political
39:52
campaign, the ones cut again? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:54
The ones coming in. So they actually had a public
39:56
hearing the day before they took over.
40:00
So that was like, Rhonda Santa's could have gone to the meeting
40:03
where they talked about this that it in plain sight.
40:06
Right of people. And yeah, they can't.
40:08
So, basically now the state's responsible, the way they set it
40:11
up, as a state's responsible, for the roads, the sewage.
40:14
All the things that they've missed it in the really
40:16
municipality that they were supposed to be in charge of is
40:20
now offset. And now, the government can't
40:22
really do anything or have any influence over, what Disney
40:25
does. And Disney will just pay taxes
40:27
and with its wild is Disney can afford to fucking pay taxes.
40:31
Yeah, so like they can't pay taxes but and you're like, yeah,
40:36
switch. The board.
40:37
Yeah, he's just gone gone. Crazy man.
40:40
I, here's Kate took me like did some succession and shit and
40:44
took over Disney and like, you know, run he was out with the
40:49
Chairman's of the Santa's. Yeah, yeah.
40:51
But now it's but it's like someone but now you should wear
40:53
now he's like again. Yeah, yeah.
40:56
He's like the other thing in the corner and his sleep.
40:59
The other thing was this municipality had a billion
41:01
dollar debt which you know, like, like there.
41:05
That's not Really a bad thing like Disney can cover a billion
41:08
dollars, but, you know, if you can take on some debt like
41:11
that's leverage. But because of the sanchezes
41:15
stupid law, that was so good to me then now, Florida to has to
41:19
pay the billion dollar debt. So he was just going to have to
41:22
take on the debt and then like, manage the city and then they're
41:25
like, no. Like, but the is that so fucking
41:30
funny though, like the 21 years after that was The Last
41:34
Descendant. That's like second cousins.
41:36
Ins third cousins and little Archie.
41:39
Like the little baby or whatever.
41:41
Yeah, that's everyone. Yeah.
41:42
Like, it's gonna, it's never gonna stop.
41:44
It's like, it's like the little black baby that I Mega Merkel
41:50
has. Remember that whenever the royal
41:54
family was asking her? Like how Brown the baby was
41:57
gonna need of yours? Sure.
41:59
Yeah. That baby as a descended.
42:03
Yeah. I could.
42:05
Yeah, I could see them as. And that's what's funny is, they
42:07
might not. Yeah.
42:09
And then, like, the 21 years on top, that's like giving someone
42:12
a life sentence but then 21 years by S Plus 21 years.
42:16
It doesn't even make sense. It's just like you got seven
42:19
consecutive life sentences. Is plus 15 years.
42:25
That would be wild and that's like Minority Report to and that
42:28
would Tom Cruise and then like they get multiple life
42:32
sentences, but if you get reincarnated, they come in,
42:34
like, track down baby, you, you don't remember what you did, but
42:38
we do put your hands behind your back.
42:41
I mean they do do that baby. Yeah, they do that shit.
42:45
It's weird. I mean I guess it's just You
42:48
know, just to make the point that like, work hit you with all
42:51
these, you know your fealty. Yeah, this is something that on
42:56
the campaign Trail is going to get thrown and run to
42:58
sanctimonious his face. Of course, it is.
43:03
Of course it is. Chris, Christie was like, you
43:05
couldn't even beat Disney. You got defeated by the
43:08
Mandalorian little girl. Go baby.
43:10
Yoda video to kick your ass. Everybody saw it.
43:14
Mickey Mouse took off one of his white gloves and slapped you.
43:17
Yeah, you got Pluto, fucked you. Everyone knows what while goofy.
43:23
Watched him beat off, didn't even take his hat off.
43:27
No respect to terrible things. One of the Steals I've ever seen
43:32
get made. This is a bad deal and it's
43:34
funny because they just kind of stuck it to him and the fact
43:37
that it's a public hearing and they didn't even have time to
43:39
show the fuck up, like everything.
43:41
Ron DeSantis does is just for like, hey, look at me.
43:43
Yeah. But he can't execute on
43:46
anything. Probably good.
43:48
Legislature voted to empower the governor to pick his own board
43:51
oversees, the 27,000 Acres. Yeah.
43:56
Oversight district is a binding agreement passed last month by
43:59
the previous board. Ends Disney total power over
44:02
development of the area. So that's it that the pay for
44:05
the roads. Like we're going to build a
44:07
build a building over here. Hey Ronnie boy when I lay down
44:10
some asphalt for a sorry man I know it's just it's your job.
44:13
We appreciate you being a part in having a say in what we do my
44:17
need you to run some power lines out here.
44:19
Fuck face as soon as possible, right?
44:20
Thanks, Bruce Lee. Hm.
44:21
By oh man. Oh man.
44:24
Meatball get your wife today like that's totally what's gonna
44:28
happen. I know.
44:30
Like see that this is the thing. That's so like, Chris Christie
44:33
is going to run and he was like saying, like you need somebody
44:36
to go toe-to-toe with Trump but like I think he's just going to
44:39
destroy Rhonda, Santa's just open up it like it even more for
44:43
Trump because the status is talking about people want to do,
44:46
though, is just destroy this, like, laying, and lay into Trump
44:49
be like, fuck, you like anybody's got an axe to grind,
44:52
could be like, I got 1,500 dollars, and fifteen hundred,
44:56
but I got them going and they would just talk shit.
44:58
I think there's really a lot of people that aren't even Serious
45:01
about running the just what mudslinging to try to make it to
45:03
where Trump looks bad on the right.
45:05
No other. So what I'm saying is that I
45:06
think Christy's going to actually end up like destroying
45:09
the Santa's because it's going to be too fucking easy.
45:12
He was a governor and he's gonna be like no you didn't get shit
45:16
done like this this and this Santa's out Chris he's not going
45:20
to get elected and now Trump's got a clear path to the fucking
45:23
nomination. He's gonna be crazy.
45:25
Look, you can't even shut down a bridge.
45:29
It's like talk to me about Talk to me, shut down a bridge.
45:32
And then talk to me about problems, not only a bridge, the
45:36
most, the most traffic Bridge, her, it's like the most used
45:41
bridge in America was the one he shut down the boobs.
45:45
Allegedly bridge is broken. Oh no.
45:49
Oops. Oops.
45:51
Maybe you should vote for me. Fuk base.
45:55
But, you know, Donald was sitting, like, genius, perfect.
45:58
I wish I owned a bridge. I need to start building
45:59
bridges, guys, Eric, we need to get, we need to get in the
46:03
bridge business. That he's got an idea.
46:08
TJ, TJ, Donald Trump jr. He's just like, he's like, he's
46:13
like, I love Bridges. I've seen a bridge before to big
46:20
smile. You do suspension bridges,
46:26
somebody comment down Tiffany Corral you from Corral your
46:29
older brother. If you ever see him talk like
46:31
nowadays, he has like his own fucking show like I think it's
46:34
like an internet show or whatever but you know like Trump
46:37
does like this he's on the cocaine one he's just like
46:44
You're Frozen doing the hands. But so I said we say which way
46:49
what size Subway sandwich? Would you like footlongs 12 612?
47:00
I do want to move on to the final article.
47:03
No, because fuck Rhonda Santa's. But I know when Donald Trump
47:08
they're just all these all dudes, man.
47:12
And then in between shouts and does not that old, it's enough.
47:17
Thanks like an old man. He's like he's he's hung around
47:20
old men too much now. He's talking like him.
47:22
He's crazy. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I think do
47:27
we need a cut-off age limit for running for president?
47:30
What, bro. We appreciate it, but your like
47:33
78. You got chill the fuck out,
47:34
dude. But you have to realize that
47:37
like, you have to be 35 even to run like this.
47:40
Yeah. So this is the first election
47:42
that we could ever run in but then but you're like, so 35 to
47:47
65 is that too old? Maybe that's what I'm saying.
47:53
You like, you're only going to have this like window, like to
47:56
run if you like do cut off on age and I don't know man with
48:03
age comes get comes wisdom you know well right now with age
48:07
comes like a stupid world view, it a little bit of racism so I'm
48:12
buying I mean, vitamin is old and he's not racist.
48:16
Yeah, these all Biden's got racial Tendencies get out of
48:19
here by noon is definitely said something moderately release
48:23
just at some point in his life. I don't care whose 12 Biden said
48:26
something like generation like Anita Hill.
48:29
Generationally impossible. Well, people like Jerry Jones,
48:33
loves black people that like, yeah, look at this picture,
48:36
you're like, whoa, shit, Jerry with the fuck's going on.
48:38
He's like, but but yeah, but Biden of us, the youngest
48:41
Senator ever elected. So you know, we wouldn't know
48:44
about it. And you're like, that's why
48:46
that's why you're still friends with Papa John.
48:48
Why? Come on, dude?
48:49
Yeah, Kelly here. I mean, he did write the good
48:52
Papa. John's races.
48:55
Of course he is. Yeah, Papa John's racist.
48:57
That's why they have Shack out there.
48:58
Like slinging pies now like whenever he's not icon.
49:01
On self house arrest. What's funny?
49:05
Isn't he? Got caught.
49:07
Shout-out, H3 podcast. But they were like obsessed with
49:09
Papa. John was way back in the day and
49:12
his like explanation. I'm like why he said the n-word
49:14
and when he said it and like why he wanted his job back, was it
49:18
was just like you said it to a bunch of people and it made them
49:22
uncomfortable with regardless of the context and you got fucking
49:25
fired for it. But his explanation is like
49:28
listen. If dear old guy, who overshares
49:30
one time about some Time he used the n-word and like his 20s.
49:34
But he's trying to convince like his sons black friend.
49:36
That he's not real, he says it. But what about also that also
49:39
that they did like an all-hands meeting before?
49:42
He got fired about that and he just kept dropping the n-bomb,
49:46
like, on the record, like on the phone conversation about when he
49:50
was trying to like, say sorry. Like look if he said, if he says
49:54
the N word two times, we gotta let him go.
49:57
We gotta do it, man. Was kept saying is he just hang
50:01
it. Bring okay.
50:02
Three times will give him three times but if that crusty extra
50:07
sauce motherfucker that shackle Roni piece of shit comes in here
50:10
and says the n-word more than three times.
50:13
So he's got three and then the fourth that's it.
50:15
We gotta let him go. Yeah he picks up like what's up
50:19
like whoa shit they're just sitting there look down one
50:24
that's one and then like Peyton Manning you know had like 30
50:29
Papa John locations in the Do. Yeah, and then that should
50:34
happen and he sold them all the shack.
50:38
Well Shack buys everything checks like oh fret Forever, 21
50:42
about the more money. I make that's magic John
50:45
cameras. The Magic Johnson guys that he
50:47
like has a bunch of Starbucks in Jim's out here.
50:50
Burger King's. Yeah, he's like, yo, he's the
50:52
largest owner individual owners owner of Burger King's in
50:56
America's Magic, Johnson, Burger, King sucks.
50:59
By the way, don't pay your boys, fuck you.
51:02
Yeah, your bonds are too big on your Whoppers, like get it
51:05
together. Yeah, but the Whoppers got more
51:09
sighs. You know sometimes you know it's
51:13
disgusting flame-broiled. I had a Burger King right next
51:17
door to my apartment for six years and I wouldn't go because
51:19
it's disgusting, even for shake, fuck that, that's fair.
51:28
Every time any time I probably went three times, every time I
51:30
was so fucking disappointed. Oh my God, I did it go.
51:35
Why did I do this? Yeah, but I could have gone a
51:39
lot more. All right, let's get to the
51:44
finals article names. So just, all right.
51:51
Just as pulling it up. Before we get started.
51:54
This article is about the Women's National Championship
51:58
game that was Saturday yesterday yesterday.
52:02
Yesterday, so real quick, your boy, get some take talked about
52:06
like once every 10 days in Scrolls through.
52:10
So I'm scrolling through on Saturday and for some reason LSU
52:17
gets like in my algorithm and like I'm seeing How like fired
52:22
up this team is and like the shit talking that goes on and
52:26
and just like I was like damn dude like I should bet on LSU.
52:30
But I didn't. And guess what?
52:33
Spoiler alert they want? But now you won't hit us with
52:37
article. Yeah, the in the article is
52:40
about there was Angel Reese. She's a sophomore, she plays for
52:44
LSU bomb, something that's overlooked about her, is that
52:48
she recorded her 34th straight double double, which is a record
52:54
just to match. How many women ask it?
52:57
How many indictments Trump has left us.
52:58
She did it foot. Yeah, it's true actually, but
53:02
there was a guy, there's a group other really good basketball
53:05
player Caitlin Clark. He plays for Iowa.
53:07
She just jacks up shots. She's like she was the best
53:11
correct. She's like, yeah, she's the best
53:12
player in a in all of college basketball this year.
53:16
Oh which most points ever most point, most threes in a
53:19
tournament most points in a tournament, most assists in a
53:22
tournament. I mean, Caitlin Cox cold as
53:25
fuck. Yeah, she's going to be like the
53:26
best play in the WNBA when she gets there.
53:28
She still has to stay another year at Iowa.
53:31
Yeah. Well they both have at least one
53:33
more year to stay. Yeah, which is awesome.
53:36
I'm zooming. We could potentially see them
53:38
play again. I they're going to schedule them
53:40
to play for sure. Yeah, they better.
53:44
That's happening, but Caitlin Clark is was really
53:47
braggadocious. She had some gesture, she had
53:50
the John Cena, You Can't See Me. There's one time against South
53:53
Carolina where she was waving people off like a fuck you
53:55
around. Like, some girl had The Branding
53:58
at the three-point line. And they're like, yeah, they're
54:00
like, we're not going to guard you.
54:01
Yeah, I know if you see the shot afterwards, like, that girl
54:04
can't shoot for shit, but it was still disrespectful, South
54:09
Carolina after that game was talking their kid, their head
54:11
coach is talking about the disrespect and just like, you
54:14
know, No to didn't, take didn't take lightly to how Caitlyn
54:20
Clark was acting. But I mean, at the end of the
54:22
day, it's Sports and you compete and she talks a lot of shit.
54:25
She put a big Target on her back.
54:26
She talks a lot of shit. She backs it up.
54:29
So she plays will help, but they lost.
54:31
And during the, at the end of the game, Angel Reese, hey
54:35
Caitlin, Clark with the John Cena, You Can't See Me, granted.
54:38
She followed her around a little bit.
54:40
She did the hand gesture like ring ring ring talking shit, but
54:43
I feel like Caitlyn. Kind of deserve that.
54:45
Yeah. It's she also does nice dishing
54:47
at other people. She also did, like, where she
54:49
put her hand like low to the ground, like, yeah.
54:53
Like, you're too short to guard me.
54:55
Yeah, and she and, you know, she still had a double-double.
54:57
She did not. She was probably the third best
54:59
player on LSU in that game though.
55:01
But they won all class shit talker that.
55:05
So she took kind of taunted back and I'm playing the clip right
55:09
now and she was kind of following her around.
55:11
I'll give her that. It was tapping the Ring people
55:15
were in an uproar. Twitter was freaking out,
55:20
freaking the fuck out about this that you did this.
55:23
How dare she? She's classless.
55:25
Keith Olbermann called her stupid called her.
55:27
If I were a fucking idiot, I think why?
55:30
Because that's, you know, she's classless and she's taunting and
55:34
that's terrible to we would like, if it's was men, we
55:37
wouldn't say shit about it. Yeah, that's what I'm tired of.
55:40
That's what kind of I put this in here normally be on like
55:42
angry black quarterback, which is Coming back soon.
55:45
But hey. I got my I got my setup, man.
55:48
I could probably pretty fun. I get around shit on this TV
55:50
behind me, dog. Let's go.
55:52
But You don't, we talked about previously on agdq about how Tom
55:59
Brady's, just like a poor fucking sport.
56:01
Yeah. It's really cringey to watch and
56:04
he's not an example. And I don't think that, I think
56:07
that this is honestly, like, kind of healthy.
56:09
I kind of dig it. This is like something that's, I
56:12
think, missing for women's basketball.
56:13
There's a lot of talented, women's basketball players that
56:16
exist people like to make jokes to talk shit about the MBA from
56:20
in 90% of those girls across most of us, the Fuck up more.
56:25
There's a tiny. There's, there's a very well,
56:27
maybe than us. They're just like too taller
56:28
than my just like, run around, but, but mostly, but they'd, but
56:31
they'd swap the shit out of my shot, right?
56:33
Like that's where it's like, you know, there's such a small
56:36
percentage of men that can even play in the NBA level.
56:39
There's even smaller percentage of women that can play in the
56:41
WNBA, they're all highly skilled but this competitive kind of
56:47
Yeah, the sport needs this rash, Brash attitude is something
56:51
that's missing from the WNBA and that's missing from women's
56:55
college basketball, but exist in the NBA and in the NCAA
56:59
tournament that like those rough-and-tumble bad attitude,
57:03
fucking dudes that push people around, you know, like those
57:06
like confrontations that something that's missing.
57:08
Yeah. They want to get there on the
57:09
court, they want to fucking kill you.
57:11
Like that's like that's the shit I love about sports.
57:15
Yeah. Is that competitive nature and
57:17
so yeah. Reese has every right to talk
57:18
shit. That's their competitive nature,
57:20
they won. She did, they just beat.
57:23
So this person who's put up a say they put up the most points
57:26
ever in a championship game. Alice, you did on what Kaitlyn
57:30
Clark's ass. Yeah.
57:32
And you know it's not and she hit the most threes in a
57:35
championship game. She was on fire in the first
57:38
half but the way people talk like the way they people talk
57:43
about her and how great she is she's still fucking lost.
57:47
So, Jill. Biden was like, we should have
57:49
both teams to the White House. Did you see that shit?
57:52
It came out, maybe like four or five hours ago, Joe, Biden, Joe,
57:55
Biden, B, both of them. It's like no, dude.
57:57
That's not that way. This is a joke, right?
58:02
You tweeted that out was like this bitch because that's not
58:04
how this shit Works rights because that's like that
58:07
participation trophy fucking Mom's right there.
58:11
And look, and I'm not saying I speak for women.
58:14
Definitely don't. But what I would say is I have a
58:16
feeling women are tired of being patronized.
58:19
So they have a concern competitive Spirit amongst each
58:22
other and they're being told that they're being inappropriate
58:25
with while they're doing it right there.
58:27
It's like women in the workplace being called bossy.
58:30
And like, whereas like a man would be like, oh yeah.
58:33
He's like, he's assertive, yeah, exactly.
58:37
He delegate swell? No, Well, I mean yeah I think
58:42
that I don't like I said I don't speak for them but I do I have a
58:46
hint that there probably tired of not being able to compete and
58:50
be competitive because they've earned the right to be they're
58:54
both extremely talented players. They're both more skilled and
58:57
that's Porter and probably in a lot of other sports and I never
59:01
be like they're they're they're fucking athletes, and they're
59:04
going to compete. They're going to have attitude,
59:06
they're going to shit talk, they're going to taunt each
59:09
other, just like the fucking guy.
59:11
Guys do and get the fuck over it.
59:13
Yeah exactly. Like that pathetic.
59:16
It's a fucking with them. Just don't be like that kid on a
59:19
Memphis Brooks because just like tries to fight everybody
59:24
including Shannon Sharpe and like share of chartres and sharp
59:29
will give him that work to Jan. Sharp is the last motherfucker,
59:33
you want to fuck with ya, but my point is, like, he gets like
59:36
deep constantly like one-on-one at, you know, bye.
59:41
Then he just like, talk shit to everybody.
59:43
Don't do that? Like be good.
59:46
And what's like Michael Jordan you telling me Michael Jordan
59:49
talk. Shit to people want to like rip
59:50
their fucking throats out like when he's on the court, of
59:53
course. And that's why we love them.
59:55
Colbert, even Larry Bird and yeah, Jake Johnson played in an
59:58
NCAA in an NCAA Championship and they both talked mad shit.
1:00:02
And guess what? Only one of them won that game,
1:00:04
right? So get so like, get the fuck
1:00:05
over at the same things going to happen in women's sports.
1:00:08
I think that that's something that women's sports.
1:00:11
Missing. Is that kind of that aggressive
1:00:13
Edge? Yeah.
1:00:14
We're it's like let them. Let them play.
1:00:16
It's like let him fucking cook. Let's let Caitlin Clark talk
1:00:20
shit, and run her mouth, and then she loses in the
1:00:22
championship game to somebody else.
1:00:25
Let her tell her to shut the fuck up.
1:00:27
Yeah, that's it. That's how that works.
1:00:29
And you don't get to be selective because they were a
1:00:31
little bit. They were like, okay, when Clark
1:00:33
was like all your down 15, shut the fuck up.
1:00:35
I thought that was so cool. They made it like she has this
1:00:38
Edge this swag that she put them in.
1:00:41
Angel Reese. Does it back and tonsure?
1:00:43
And rightfully fucking. So watching this girl, Tom
1:00:46
people and you finally beat her. Absolutely, but I mean, let's
1:00:49
toss this a that angel Reese is black and Caitlin Cox white, so
1:00:53
the exactly exactly what. That's what I'm saying is, you
1:00:55
don't get to pick and choose who's, who gets to be
1:00:58
aggressive, because you praise Caitlin, Clark for being
1:01:00
aggressive and make it some good endearing quality, that makes
1:01:04
her a great leader, but then you criticize Angel, Reese for it.
1:01:07
Now like I said, she followed her the fuck around, which is a
1:01:11
Little distasteful, but also at the same time like, nah, Caitlin
1:01:15
Clarkson running her mouth. Yeah, shut the fuck up.
1:01:19
That's how it goes. Yeah, Sour Apples game.
1:01:23
Yeah, game blouses. That's right, game.
1:01:27
Baton Rouge. Yeah.
1:01:30
And you know what? They'll that's probably gonna be
1:01:32
one of the first games of the year that the first one of the
1:01:35
first games of the year is going to be a rematch of the
1:01:37
championship game because are going to try to ride that
1:01:39
fucking wave. And there's The championship
1:01:41
game implications in that like, oh, are we going to see them
1:01:44
again? Is Caitlyn Clark ready to out
1:01:46
Deauville and maybe she dropped 60?
1:01:49
Because she's essentially like Steph Curry.
1:01:51
Yeah. And which the women's game
1:01:52
hasn't seen like people dropping 35 Footers the way she works off
1:01:56
of screens, like runs around and gets open, it reminds me of a
1:02:01
Steph Curry, a real Alan or Rip Hamilton.
1:02:04
Somebody who's like, in good condition who can run around and
1:02:08
catch and shoot on a dime, so they don't need a lot of space.
1:02:11
Space. So they use a lot of pics.
1:02:12
If you can give you can come off of a pic, catch the ball turn
1:02:15
and shoot. That's a lethal.
1:02:17
They're almost impossible to stop.
1:02:19
She's like, I heard Bill Simmons say it today like it's like when
1:02:26
Tiger Woods came into golf. It's like when Steph Curry came
1:02:29
into the NBA where I was just like there was something
1:02:32
different, you know. It was like they were like
1:02:36
playing the game. Like we hadn't seen people play
1:02:38
the game before. Yeah.
1:02:40
And that's how. Caitlin Clark.
1:02:42
The loser is playing the game, like she's going to be just
1:02:46
fine, moving forward. Yeah.
1:02:48
And it's like, you know, we pray Steph Curry for his little
1:02:50
shimmy, you know, let her do the John Cena.
1:02:52
You Can't See Me and if somebody does it back to her to shut her
1:02:55
the fuck up, then that's just the way it is.
1:02:57
And that's good. That's good for the sport.
1:02:59
That's Sports. What about it right now?
1:03:02
Like we only think it's cool. The entirety he'll burn somebody
1:03:05
and does the peace out cheetah. We think that's cool.
1:03:09
So let her run her mouth. And it lets somebody rub it in
1:03:12
her face when she fucking losses.
1:03:14
And think about that goes, there was a, the men's national
1:03:17
championship game today. We're not even bringing that up.
1:03:20
We're talking about the women's so this is obviously good for
1:03:22
the sport. Yeah, I mean and that's what I'm
1:03:25
saying is that that that aggression that competitive
1:03:28
spirit and then being able to go out there and showcase it, that
1:03:31
is what sports is about like if people who there's a lot of
1:03:36
people who and I get it like what has that something I would
1:03:38
do? No.
1:03:39
But did I talk mad shit. Yeah, I played Corner.
1:03:42
Yeah, I did was talk shit saying.
1:03:44
It's all I fucking did. There's things that I've said
1:03:46
out on the field, the people that I wouldn't want repeated
1:03:49
because I'm talking shit. Yeah, I'm saying like you're not
1:03:52
going to get past me or maybe you did before you think that
1:03:55
guy's not talking shit to me. Say no, I'm going to get fucking
1:03:58
past you data and we're running into each other on a run play,
1:04:01
where were both inconsequential. So we're both basically trying
1:04:04
to fight the fuck out of each other and talking shit.
1:04:07
Yeah, that exist and people cheered her that shit on every
1:04:09
Saturday and Sunday. A and Friday and your local high
1:04:12
school football stadium. So guess what, if some girls
1:04:15
going to go out there and break some other girls ankles and
1:04:18
she's one of the best players in the state and she's going to
1:04:21
tell her she's too little or she can't guard or when she fucking
1:04:24
blocks or shot or breaks her ankles, get the fuck over it.
1:04:26
That's the man. That's what I'm saying is like,
1:04:29
I appreciate like I said, what is that something that I would
1:04:31
have done? Probably not, not at that moment
1:04:34
because the games in the bag now, maybe afterwards.
1:04:37
Sure I would have used that time and rub it in her face.
1:04:41
I don't think it's that like I don't think it's classless.
1:04:44
I think honestly it's like finally finally there's a little
1:04:47
bit of this shit talking a little bit of this banter and
1:04:49
now we can, you know, maybe this could maybe we move past this
1:04:53
conversation as like a sports community and people that, you
1:04:57
know, ingest Sports as a whole and like, you know, socially
1:05:01
give them a pass to be competitive athletes.
1:05:04
Yeah. Like that's really what it's
1:05:06
about is that is and are you guys surprised our podcast is
1:05:10
called talk show. Shit.
1:05:12
Yeah, but I mean I'm not saying that women need a pass but I'm
1:05:14
saying there was no, I'm just tired, of course.
1:05:17
Yeah. Like the sports writers need to
1:05:18
shut the fuck up about this stuff.
1:05:20
It's not the end of the world because some girl did a John
1:05:23
seen that. Taunt back to a world who
1:05:25
brushes off Defenders. Does it in other people's face?
1:05:29
We saw Texas and Louisville them talking shit to each other when
1:05:32
they were slight, losing a lot of back-and-forth banter and a
1:05:35
lot of fucking attitude in this in this women's NCAA tournament
1:05:39
but just drops. Clutching your pearls, Keith
1:05:42
all. Because whenever there was a
1:05:43
fucking bubble and they had that tournament, the woman's was like
1:05:47
held in like a fucking Walt Disney Convention Center,
1:05:49
parking lot and they end on the other side of the resort they
1:05:53
had the men's tournament. It was super bougie as fuck.
1:05:56
So it's you know I think this is going to bring more eyes to the
1:05:59
sports. Going to bring more money to the
1:06:01
sport. It's going to bring more
1:06:03
attention next year. We're in like that's what I'm
1:06:05
saying is like these rivalries that that exists in the NBA or
1:06:08
NFL or NHS they don't really exist.
1:06:11
This tin these women sports because I don't think that the
1:06:13
sports writers are allowing them to Foster those and they need
1:06:16
those things. The WN, like, if there was a
1:06:18
because there's a lot of misogyny like in like sports
1:06:22
broadcasting and no radio definitely.
1:06:25
Yeah, so it's like some people, some people will never even seen
1:06:27
a game. We'll talk shit about like
1:06:29
women's sports and they never even watched one.
1:06:31
You know. It sounds like they just can't
1:06:33
get there. Yeah, I mean and you know, shout
1:06:35
out to both of them. Thank you, Angel.
1:06:38
Reese, Caitlin, Clark. Thank you to everybody every all
1:06:44
of women's basketball right now because it's really pushing the
1:06:47
envelope socially which is, I think something that's been
1:06:50
holding their leagues back and has made it to where it were
1:06:55
like, oh, it's not as competitive.
1:06:57
Yeah, bullshit, they're out there talking shit to each
1:06:59
other, like they do in the MVA. I bet you people would think
1:07:02
it's more competitive. Yes.
1:07:04
Because they because if they feel like they do that, they're
1:07:05
so like they feel like they have their put, not the women in the
1:07:09
league. But I think the powers that The
1:07:11
be and the people that signed the checks, put so much pressure
1:07:14
on their image and want them to project this image of being
1:07:17
ladylike. And you know what, it's okay, if
1:07:19
women are out there, not being ladylike playing sports, you
1:07:22
ever been to a women's soccer game in high school.
1:07:25
They beat the shit out of each other.
1:07:26
It's wild as fuck to watch. Whatever you watch the soccer,
1:07:29
get so mad. Right?
1:07:32
You know like all the time and it was it was uh yeah okay go.
1:07:41
The 12 year old, some people, still love Hope Solo because she
1:07:46
runs her fucking mouth you, but I hope solar like he, like beat
1:07:49
up for like, thirteen year old nephew again, the driveway or
1:07:51
something. I probably deserved it.
1:07:53
Did, you can't say that man? Allegedly allegedly and then
1:07:58
slap, the parents were getting mad.
1:08:01
There's you shut up. Well, she's like, she's like
1:08:07
Eazy-E. Slap the ho Thanks, but no.
1:08:13
But real talk like, shout out to all of women's Collegiate
1:08:17
basketball this year, because that was awesome.
1:08:19
Those games were great, that was super competitive and to seek
1:08:23
that edge to see that fucking Edge.
1:08:26
You're like, man, because people will tune in for that shit.
1:08:29
People will if they both go to the WNBA, they're playing as
1:08:32
well. That's good.
1:08:32
They will. Whenever they both people will
1:08:35
watch those games, are there going to be pitted against each
1:08:37
other? It's like a rivalry was born.
1:08:40
So you know, hopefully a Jewelry's use a sophomore, she
1:08:42
continues to develop her skills. His Caitlin Clark on a skill,
1:08:45
level out classes are, but their games are at their games are
1:08:48
different. So hopefully, they can become
1:08:50
more impactful and me, see where this fucking goes.
1:08:52
But shout out to them. Yes, I do with sports.
1:08:55
Shout out to San Diego State. My pseudo alma mater, didn't
1:08:59
graduate there but I lived on campus for four years you know
1:09:04
good run and then I guess shout out to UConn for the win.
1:09:07
Yeah Yukon that's if they do man.
1:09:09
Everyone's through all their just pop Up up and you're like,
1:09:12
why a Husky? And so I mean every time, every
1:09:15
once in a while they do but no, I mean that was just good to
1:09:18
watch if that was a good bro. I wish I would have been a
1:09:22
woman's bracket. That's how I felt.
1:09:24
I was like who? I wish it would have been a
1:09:26
woman's bracket. Yeah.
1:09:27
Well the next year we'll do it. Yeah.
1:09:29
Fig facts. Big fats.
1:09:31
What else you got? You got anything for me?
1:09:33
Nah, 81 81. Isn't that?
1:09:37
How much Kobe dropped on Jalen Rose?
1:09:40
Yeah. Artists realize that the title
1:09:42
fucked up on the stream the whole time.
1:09:43
It was correct. It was just too small.
1:09:45
Yeah. Whatever.
1:09:46
This is just nice, right? I'm looking like at you like
1:09:49
hey, what's up, bitch? Well before it was just too much
1:09:52
man and I got it's pretty Mega set up.
1:09:54
It's pretty wild man. So we're gonna have some fun
1:09:56
with it but no no I got nothing else you're doing, okay.
1:09:59
Life's treating, you good. Yeah I'm good.
1:10:01
Don't really well good man, good.
1:10:03
Well I'm happy. It's good to see your punk ass
1:10:08
any words of wisdom before we sign out.
1:10:10
You always put it all on me, so I don't try to push it up these
1:10:13
other podcasters or like pasta. When the heat comes, they get
1:10:20
soft. Okay, I'm gonna cheer and clap
1:10:25
that. Well, episode 81, kiss the
1:10:27
Rings. Keep an eye out for Trump
1:10:29
tomorrow. We'll find out what he's
1:10:31
indicted for and that could be fantastic, but other than that,
1:10:35
to stay safe, be good. Stay out of trouble, save your
1:10:39
money because there might be a huge crash one of these days and
1:10:43
like always go fuck yourselves. Lock him up, lock him up.
1:10:52
Yeah.