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Episode 105: Contact Tracing · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Hello, Tom, Hello Jerry Fredy a long time listener, first
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  Speaker 1: time caller. Like they say, I know you've covered on
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  Speaker 1: what the chimney based activity on the show. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: watched a video Internet with a man knocking a chimney
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  Speaker 1: in Russia that I'm like you to take a look at.
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  Speaker 1: I'll think I'll have a bit to say about it.
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  Speaker 1: I know I did keep up the good work, all right, Donald,
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  Speaker 1: and did you get all that good man? Write that
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  Speaker 1: out on a postcard to Tom and Jerry. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you'll find the address somewhere. I'll see the.
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  Speaker 2: Hello everybody, and welcome to a slightly delayed recording of
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  Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry Show with myself, Jerry McBride and Tom. O'Mahoney,
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  Speaker 2: usually Tom every week something that hold us.
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  Speaker 3: Up to be fair to you, Yeah, you've a bit
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  Speaker 3: of a dose. I to go Hurland train last night.
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  Speaker 3: I think I pulled my pick. I'll teaching eight year
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  Speaker 3: olds how to block it early, because of course I
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  Speaker 3: got super intense into I thought it was fourteen myself
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  Speaker 3: and yeah, lo and behold, I think well all day
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  Speaker 3: I was convinced that I was having an art attack,
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  Speaker 3: and then I realized no, that's just I pulled what
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  Speaker 3: bit of mustit muscle I have?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, while trying to lord it over eight year olds
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  Speaker 3: like seven year olds mostly to be honest with you,
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  Speaker 3: but Jesus, they'll show.
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  Speaker 2: You normally every week. It may be like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we might be an hour later recording because Tom has
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  Speaker 2: to chase goats about the place, or as he said,
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  Speaker 2: there maybe the hourland train or something. Do you know
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  Speaker 2: what helped me up to see nobody? What was? I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't find my computer, like, okay, physically find.
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  Speaker 3: It's shady pines. Time for you? Do you remember shady
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  Speaker 3: pines that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: You know computer, I mean laptop? Right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Do you think I could find that here of a thing?
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  Speaker 3: What? It's not like a fucking box of matches.
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  Speaker 2: But it's not it's not like it used to be.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to jump into We remember when, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they used to be absolutely remember when they weren't so
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  Speaker 2: fucking inconspicuous. It was hard to miss a thing.
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  Speaker 3: Are you that? Are you that much of a matter
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  Speaker 3: of mystery that you're slooting around your own house and
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  Speaker 3: you're like, where did I live? What am I like
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  Speaker 3: to live? My ultra thin laptop.
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  Speaker 2: Ah No, And it's not even one of these super
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  Speaker 2: that's the thing. It's not. It's not one of these
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  Speaker 2: like super sexy whisper thin.
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  Speaker 3: Was it just open and you were looking at it
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  Speaker 3: all the time, you know?
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  Speaker 2: That would have been that would have been a sign
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  Speaker 2: of the times. Tom, All right, and it's fully open
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  Speaker 2: on the kitchen catatrop And I say no, it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was closed and in the school bag, and the
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  Speaker 2: school bag was was put away. And that's where I
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  Speaker 2: got okay, I will be yeah, okay, because I was
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  Speaker 2: out and about earlier and I had the computer with
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  Speaker 2: me and I put it in the school bag, and
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  Speaker 2: I want it off.
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  Speaker 3: I just imagine you would the door the Explorers. So
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  Speaker 3: the school bag, which is to be fair, nobody's gonna
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  Speaker 3: rob that on you, I believe.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, once you grow up, you call it a backpack
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  Speaker 2: or a business satchel. No, it's a school bag. It's
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  Speaker 2: a school bag. Yeah. No, Like I said, I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to go all we remember when, Tom, But I
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  Speaker 2: do remember a time when the computer was a foot
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  Speaker 2: deep and came in three bits speakers on it, and
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  Speaker 2: it needed its own special desk and if if you
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  Speaker 2: lost it, it meant you had been fucking robbed.
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  Speaker 3: And by the way, if anybody remember when mouse has
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  Speaker 3: actually had a ball in them, Yes, yeah, York, I
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  Speaker 3: swear to God, you can damn there knock a person out.
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  Speaker 3: If you can hit, you can get if you can
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  Speaker 3: get enough pace behind that fucking thing is a steel
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  Speaker 3: or something in it, just to keep weight.
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  Speaker 2: It was about the density of a road bowl. If
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  Speaker 2: it was a bigger it would be an actual You
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  Speaker 2: could go road bowling with it.
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  Speaker 3: It was violence, And I don't know why I brought it,
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  Speaker 3: brought that to people's attention, and they don't need to
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  Speaker 3: know what. No, but if you ever find yourself in
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  Speaker 3: a scenario where you need to beat somebody to death,
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  Speaker 3: get off usof put one of those things in it, and.
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  Speaker 2: Go to your nineteen ninety five mouse collection, empty out
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  Speaker 2: all the balls do, put them into a snock and
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  Speaker 2: go crack some fucker.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you right now, there's eighty five percent of
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  Speaker 3: the people listening to this. Have a drawer, have a box,
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  Speaker 3: have a fucking one of those clear tubs. Fucking somewhere
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  Speaker 3: in the in the garage, under the stairs, in the
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  Speaker 3: attic that has more wires that are obsolete than the
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  Speaker 3: like along with the odd mouse inside that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's I gotta tell you in that time. And
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  Speaker 2: you know that I have the house fold of bits
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  Speaker 2: and pieces of odds and sods and several of those boxes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I have a mouse sold and it
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  Speaker 2: has a ball, and buddy I have and but it
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  Speaker 2: was bluetoothed, all right, but it had a bad ball.
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  Speaker 3: He had a ball in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: fucking thing if you use it now, like do you
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  Speaker 3: know where our patients for a time on phones and
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  Speaker 3: stuff like that? If it's not instantaneous, we're like, what
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  Speaker 3: the fuck? There was like a half second in this
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  Speaker 3: and I remember having to use it a couple of
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  Speaker 3: years ago and I was, oh, horrified, what is it?
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  Speaker 3: Delay on this? Shut up, you fucking asshole.
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  Speaker 2: You know again, we don't want to go we remember
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  Speaker 2: when we don't want to burn too much content of this,
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  Speaker 2: but I do remember your mouse would only work if
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  Speaker 2: you use it on a special little mouse car. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: a little a little mouse match to to give the
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  Speaker 2: traction it needed.
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  Speaker 3: I want you to get a photograph, chrip, because I'm
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  Speaker 3: just because ourself is figuring we're getting too into conspiracies
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  Speaker 3: and stuff like that. So I've i've she made me
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  Speaker 3: want this, and just from a mustache, she made me.
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  Speaker 3: So this is not a great podcast audio, folks, It's not.
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  Speaker 3: It's not, But this is I've gone for a tinfoil
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  Speaker 3: mustache cover and a tinfoil hat, so I'll be selling
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  Speaker 3: those after the podcast out of the book from my
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  Speaker 3: car if anybody wants to cull over.
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  Speaker 2: This is pretty much the last day. Is the whole
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  Speaker 2: Cogan that I'm looking at here, But come here, Tom.
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  Speaker 2: We can do this all evening. And we have threatened
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  Speaker 2: someday that we'll come in to do the show and
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  Speaker 2: just fucking ramble for an hour at this crack. That
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  Speaker 2: day is not day, but it's coming. We're going to
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: launch into the show proper itself. As you all know,
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  Speaker 2: we're two comedians, Tom working me lapped we jip job
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  Speaker 2: every week on The Tom and Jerry Show through several
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  Speaker 2: segments and bits and pieces, the first of which is
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  Speaker 2: where we take a look at the big news from
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  Speaker 2: the week, the scuttlebush, the ruckus, the weekly, what have you.
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  Speaker 3: This is a very complicated case mod you know, a
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  Speaker 3: lot of a lot of outs a lot of what
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  Speaker 3: have you.
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  Speaker 1: And uh, a lot of strands to keep in my head.
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  Speaker 2: Man, antavirus, jair, you thought it was safe to go
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  Speaker 2: back in the water.
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  Speaker 3: Oh jeseus, what am I telling people the whole time?
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  Speaker 3: Filling into fuck don't see filling into don't go near
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  Speaker 3: the bastard thing. The viruses show up on it apparently,
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  Speaker 3: So I'm just saying, had you not been on that
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  Speaker 3: boat leads, you might have avoided the new Well, it's
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  Speaker 3: not news. This is the thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's not even the nothing new on this are there
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  Speaker 2: might be different models and variants and strains and all
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  Speaker 2: all these words we had forgotten about over the last
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  Speaker 2: five years. But the hand virus and not that, not
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  Speaker 2: to get too grim too quick, but handed virus is
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  Speaker 2: what Gene Hackman's wife died of there a couple of
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  Speaker 2: years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Is that right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she died a hand of virus. And then he,
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  Speaker 2: God love him, couldn't take care of himself. And subsequently,
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  Speaker 2: like I say, we don't get deep on the Tom
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  Speaker 2: and Jerry Show, But that was the first time I
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  Speaker 2: ever heard anti virus, never heard of it. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: a real Yeah, I don't funk around. It's let's see
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  Speaker 2: if we can get ten minutes of comedy out of
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  Speaker 2: this one time.
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  Speaker 3: Right. So I I I had heard of it obviously
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  Speaker 3: as soon as the I. For some reason, I thought
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  Speaker 3: it was pronounced differently. But it is. It's handed virus,
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  Speaker 3: and I knew no if there was what if we
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  Speaker 3: read it, I was like hand of God, handa virus
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  Speaker 3: and virus, but I knew something to do with because
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  Speaker 3: I then triggered an old memory that there was soldiers
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  Speaker 3: got it during the Korean War. Yeah, in the fifties,
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  Speaker 3: and that's where it was established in rodents and rats.
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  Speaker 3: And I've been carrying it for millennia apparently, but and
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure probably killing people from millennia too, But it
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  Speaker 3: was until the fifties. Silment hold on, I'm making a
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  Speaker 3: connection here and between wets and eat. They found it, yes, infections,
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  Speaker 3: as we.
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  Speaker 2: As we are known to do on the commentary show,
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  Speaker 2: we kept pretty quiet about this for a little while.
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  Speaker 2: The Haunted Virus cruise ship that had an outbreak and
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  Speaker 2: several holiday goers who paid good money to go on
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  Speaker 2: a cruise ship found themselves on quite an extended cruise
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  Speaker 2: has released as enough recording today. Today people everybody's gone
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  Speaker 2: to their countries of origins to quarantine and just make
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  Speaker 2: sure that everybody's all right. Like I say, we sat
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  Speaker 2: on this for a while. We could have talked about
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  Speaker 2: this last week. It didn't because there's no guarantee that
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  Speaker 2: these people were all going to make it out alive,
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  Speaker 2: and we don't we don't joke about that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 2: But everybody appears to have made it all safe and
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  Speaker 2: sounds so.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I know, well, you need you may
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  Speaker 3: have missed something in the not everybody made it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: A couple of people died, yeah serious, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I have to read in three different things there as
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  Speaker 3: a result of I got it, I.
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  Speaker 2: Got to stop using AI as Google. Yeah, yeah, google it,
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  Speaker 2: and there.
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  Speaker 3: Was like everybody's a okay, that's Google for it is
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  Speaker 3: nothing wrong with the world. No, ye had three people
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  Speaker 3: who had what you call it a pre existing conditions
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  Speaker 3: have passed away and there, well they have passed away
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  Speaker 3: as a result of anything else. We don't know. But
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  Speaker 3: everybody five or six other five sorry six people sorry
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  Speaker 3: I read five from one country and six from my
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  Speaker 3: daughter have contracted and tested positive. Everybody else tested negative
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  Speaker 3: on the boat and the boat was called the Envy.
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  Speaker 2: My best to listen to you here, but like you know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just rapidly rewriting the three jokes I had written
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  Speaker 2: for this.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's all right there. It is what it is.
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  Speaker 3: It's a it's a anaro that happened, and it's this
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  Speaker 3: is really what made the news, because I suppose if
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  Speaker 3: it was a ship that just got a bit of
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  Speaker 3: a dose, you brighten them in the news. But it did.
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  Speaker 3: People fell fell properly ill as a result of it.
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  Speaker 3: The actual doctor on board actually fell ill as well,
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  Speaker 3: the crew doctor. But there was a chap happened to
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  Speaker 3: be on board because this wasn't it cheap. This is
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  Speaker 3: the thing. This wasn't one of those booze cruises. And
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  Speaker 3: if anybody's wondering how it ended up ended up because
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  Speaker 3: its last port was actually in tener Reef. If anybody's
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  Speaker 3: reading this from earlier in the week.
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  Speaker 2: Which no disrespect to cruises, doesn't sound like a dear
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  Speaker 2: cruise to go to tener Reef.
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  Speaker 3: It's not. But this was. This was a polar cruise ship.
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  Speaker 3: And I'd say the lights of doctors and wealthy people
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  Speaker 3: were the only ones who were allowed going at anyway,
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  Speaker 3: because it kicked off from right down the bottom end
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  Speaker 3: the arts of Argentina, like right that started.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds sounds quite aspendiab all right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so if you're starting in Argentina, you've got real
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  Speaker 3: Patagonia jackets, do you know that kind of way?
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  Speaker 2: Yea.
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  Speaker 3: And if it is from what I think it's, it's
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  Speaker 3: it's one of those ones where basically it's Arctic, it's
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  Speaker 3: Arctic Antarctic, so the lues the summer in Antarctic and
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  Speaker 3: our summer Antarctic and Antarctic. But it's like one of
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  Speaker 3: those ones you go kayaking off of you you go
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  Speaker 3: looking at whales and ship do you know.
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  Speaker 2: On occasion, on occasion, huge cruise ships pull into the
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  Speaker 2: dock in Dublin, and if I'm in turn at the time,
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  Speaker 2: you see these big, massive cruise ships. I remember one
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  Speaker 2: pulled in one time and it had like a little
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  Speaker 2: detachable submarine. Yeah that you could get into a submarine
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  Speaker 2: and go under the water and have a look. Have
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  Speaker 2: a look at the shopping trolley's in the liffy, you know,
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  Speaker 2: just caught up and down the Liffee taking look at
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  Speaker 2: all the shit and dead bodies of fucking dumped weapons.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's that's the thing. This was.
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  Speaker 3: This was on the smaller side scale. There was only
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  Speaker 3: one hundred and seventy five people in it. Like so
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: somebod these I'll watch them calling some of these things
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  Speaker 3: can get up to like four and five thousand people,
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Tit's out all you can
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  Speaker 3: eat kind of fucking buffet things.
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  Speaker 2: Now, you know, like that kind of cruise ship. I
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  Speaker 2: would not, I say this, be surprised that there would
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  Speaker 2: be an outbreak of.
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  Speaker 3: Some exactly exist now and this this this crowd otherwise
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  Speaker 3: envy hundreds in all fairness in the cruise the ocean
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  Speaker 3: wide expeditions that have it. They did a decent name
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  Speaker 3: on this particular ship. Anyway, it was known like as
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  Speaker 3: it was. They didn't funk around, and they had what
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  Speaker 3: they thought it was a pretty much a locked air
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  Speaker 3: tight pest control scenario. But obviously a wet or something,
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  Speaker 3: a ferret something carrying the bastard goes west, Yeah, broad
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  Speaker 3: and exactly five will goes west, meerict, not going to
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  Speaker 3: fucking America. Five we'll get off going to fireguard in Norway.
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  Speaker 3: From imagine going top to bottom in a ship that
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: go top to bottom.
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  Speaker 2: And then going down to ten reef.
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  Speaker 3: Well on this, on this particular and get the funk
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  Speaker 3: off the boat scenario this is I'll give you a
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  Speaker 3: brief and then will we'll have a gandro how maybe
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  Speaker 3: we might deal with the scenario or but forst the news,
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  Speaker 3: but first the news exactly so kicked off in uh
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  Speaker 3: Argentina headed on then fuck me, like ten days later
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  Speaker 3: it was in and around on its way to I
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  Speaker 3: suppose you're you're kind of between Africa and the America
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  Speaker 3: is halfway across, and it's a Tristan.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's a ten day hike.
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  Speaker 3: It's a ten day on ah, Like you know, I
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  Speaker 3: whacking along here now, I'd say that they're right out
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  Speaker 3: into the it seems like the bottom the southern Southern
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  Speaker 3: Atlantic Ocean.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Argentina's further away than you think it really is.
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  Speaker 3: Jared, It's a good I mean, I know we like
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  Speaker 3: to think about the Irish connection and stuff like that,
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  Speaker 3: but it's Argentina.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, saga Bara Ah, Yes, of course I talk about
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  Speaker 2: escape Nazis shorts fled to Argentine. Would you believe.
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  Speaker 3: There's there's a bunch of Irish descendants. We'll get into
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  Speaker 3: another time. So then so now we're up to uh
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  Speaker 3: Saint Helena, which again is about half way up. I
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: would say Namibia. Opposite probably fucking someplace like Honduras. I'd say,
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  Speaker 3: your house. It's get warmer now where they are.
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  Speaker 2: But they two people there the Paragonia jacket and.
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  Speaker 3: One of the people that didn't make it had to
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  Speaker 3: be disembarked there flew them into South Africa. That was
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  Speaker 3: the handiest place to go. Then onto Ascension Island. You know,
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: Accenion Island, it's all about well, it's all by itself,
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  Speaker 3: it's a middle and nowhere. Two people are evacuated there.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why two people were just if you
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  Speaker 3: get there now, Ascension Island and then on to Cape Verde,
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  Speaker 3: and that's what when I saw at first, I went, oh,
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  Speaker 3: is this is a Cape Verde style? Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 3: it's not at all. They started off obviously in Argentina
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  Speaker 3: and there's three people turfed out there. Then on a
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  Speaker 3: way up and they remain. One hundred and twenty two
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  Speaker 3: people a tenor reef are chucked out and the boat
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  Speaker 3: toddled away by itself with the last of the crew,
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  Speaker 3: and it's still as we're recording this are is on
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  Speaker 3: the way to Rotterdam. But all people and crew, original
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  Speaker 3: crew have disembarked and been flown away by all accounts,
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  Speaker 3: and I can't find out who it just said one
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  Speaker 3: particular thing. There was one Irish person who tested their
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  Speaker 3: couple I believe, was it the tested negative? Yeah, but
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  Speaker 3: they're going to be tested again and then flown home
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  Speaker 3: to back to Ireland or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: To go away and shake everybody's hands. If I remember
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  Speaker 2: how this used to go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: there there you go. Well, I didn't know that some
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: people have passed away from it, and we're very sorry
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  Speaker 2: to hear that, and we hope everybody else is all
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: tested negative and all that. But Tom, I gotta tell
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: you one thing, holidays are nice, Like going on myself. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there's nothing worse on this earth than the holiday that
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: is forced to go on longer than it has to.
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  Speaker 2: I've been on one in my life. I got down
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  Speaker 2: the mall with the necess early doors and the Icelandic
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: volcano erupted.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: We could yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, the cloud, the ash.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Clouds, the ash cloud, and we got up down there
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: for an extra week, which sounds all right, except we
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: learned that we were stuck the day we were going home.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: And at that stage we had spent all their money.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: And it wasn't like you know, fifteen twenty years ago time.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: It wasn't like we just had oh well, let me
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: just tap into the reserves of all the bonus money
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: I have, Like we ate McDonald dollar fucking menu for
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: the rest of the week. Oh fuck oh and sat
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: in Maltember. Yeah.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: The only time anything got forced upon me like that
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: in the way of holiday was we're on now. I thought,
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: I thought it sounds fantastic, but I was dying on
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: the inside. I given seven days in Vegas.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, and I.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Think I told you this. We landed, we got to
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Vegas Airport. We were on time, but through storms or whatever.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: Through there was some ice on some fucking runway in.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: And all the kind of thing.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, slowed us down. Our departure were just a touch
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: base and wk on again, staying well fuck made. They said,
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: actually it's after the Lena by an hour, which actually
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: you're going to miss your connecting flight to double them
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: by four days. Like we're in Vegas clothes. It's minus
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: nineteen in fucking and it was only a look of God.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: And I'm sure I've told you this before. Was then
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: look got one of the one of the gangs on
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: the tour, their parents was parents was actually the tour
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: operator right who booked it for us, who had a
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: direct line to mister fucking whoever the fucking I don't
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: know whoever. We flew with and went, yeah, may be
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: certainly he's out, and we out of the few hundred
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: people that are in the airport, we got all single
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: out and said come of us, please, we're all into
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: black fans and straight to the JFK suite in the Hilton.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so will you have a much nicer time to night?
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: We did, all right, We did okay. Even still though
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: I tell you, jaredy, I was watching the Shekels too,
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: because at that stage I'm like, I fucking I have
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: absolutely blown the bank on I was not banking at
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: this ship.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: That house always wins. So Tom, if you find yourself
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: stranded now on a cruise ship number one, I don't
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: tend to be back on a cruise ship in my life.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: No, No, I've never been on one. And I got
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: offered a gig once to go for a week somewheer
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: through the Spanish Islands or Canary Islands, and you do
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: two gigs a day. And it was a nice pair.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: I think it was something like five hundred quid a
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: day or something. I'm like, okay, all right, But then
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: I started balancing my head of it. All these people
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: are just wandering and out, won't they This isn't a
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: gig at all. They were like, no, not really, So
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: you'll just be in kind of a section and you'll
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: just start at two o'clock and you'll just do comedy
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: for an hour.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh no, and I don't want it. I
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: do want to I do want to disparage the work
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: of musical comedians, Tom. I think they do great work.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: And some of my favorite comedians are what will be
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: classed as musical comedians. What you're describing right there as
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: a job for a musical comedian one.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Hundred percent or to me what I have please kind
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: of you know, one a couple.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Of a couple of songs Jolie clap along.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, it's.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: But we digress, Tom. I'm gonna tell you one thing.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: If you're trapping me on a cruise ship for an
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: extra fortnight. You better be feeding me with drink because
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: if I by the time my holiday is past its
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: natural time, my book has been read, whatever little computer
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: game I've brought me has been played, I've used up
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: all the movies on my USB keys. You'd want to
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: be feeding me with drink. Free drink, that's all.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: That's that's it. That's free, free drink and free food.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Like you better And I need some I need some
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: quiet space because I would I just wouldn't do well
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: full stopture. But of Jesus, if the thing and there
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: I am out at sea looking out gone enough concrete,
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: there's enough conquered in the world, the concrete over this
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: ship that we're floating in right now. Did you have
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: you seen? And this is this is where I piqued
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: my interest is because normally I wouldn't even give read
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: about the fucking hunt of virus. I wouldn't give them
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: a ship, not to you know what I mean. But
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: when it's on a boat, especially like I couldn't give
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: a fuck. But I did watch a documentary last year
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: called it was part of the train wreck documentary.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know what's coming. Yeah.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: The poop Cruise chronicles cruise. Yeah, prop it was part
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: of the carnival triumph. It wouldn't quite have the standing
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: of the mvndias like this crowd, like you know what
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, it would This is like the weatherspoons of
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: fucking cruise ships, Like the things are barely holding together.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Half the staff I get the feeling like their X cons,
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? Like that, or former
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: sex workers or there's something fucking that right with all
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: of them. And as soon as nobody's first choice of
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: a career, this was the second or third firest thing
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: it had. And it had another fire, and fire is
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: one thing i'd see. It's terrible, but it blew all
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: the electrics, and every toilet in the place had it
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: like a uniflow, you know, pump for the toilets, and
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: it just it just wouldn't. It wouldn't pump. So now
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: you've got people trying to hold in their shite, and
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: you people this shy just slopping around because they're just
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: shying the top of shite. It's flown out into the
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: corridors and all the time, and look going, I have
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: my whole hanging over the side.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Don't know what you're talking about You know, I watched
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: that documentary and I was like, has nobody said look glad?
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Everybody looked the other way. I wouldn't get a balance
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: on the on the edge here.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: If they all turned at a certain point here, if
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: they all turn to get me a round the blows
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: or started singing come by at me, I would arse
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: over the bar and sing along with him, because I'm
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: telling you how it ain't happen Like I'm.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Telling you that Tom the side of that ship, it
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: looked like the gable wall of a house with spars
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: nest in it. By the time I was finished.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: They tried the drink thing with them as well, shirt
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: and everybody was like, you drink They were because they
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: were like, it's the only way to keep them quiet.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: And sure, of course people just scouring themselves. I mean,
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: it just turned into fucking hell for five days, Like
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: and can't fun your fundier because people are probably going
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: to fucking die of dysentery. But yeah, because they were
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: shite involved, which till time ends. Shite and people getting
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: kicked in the nuts are two of the funniest things.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Like if I went in and talk to my six
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: year old right now, Hey, I shake myself after getting
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: kicked in the nuts. He wouldn't fucking stop laughing for
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: an hour, and he will when he's my age, he
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: will still find it just as funny.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: So yes, but Tom, if he's trapped on a cruise
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: ship for.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Three weeks, yeah, there's that point too. In fairness, I'm
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: to be fair. I'm fair play to him all for
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: making it, because for them that did make it, Because
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: I could see myself going a little bit fucking the shining.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Oh oh, I'd be like I'm the captain now at
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: all being said, yere, I'm actually genuinely getting the ebbs.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: If I have a fellow who doesn't enough frightened easily,
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: there's something I will give me a dose. The idea
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: that you would get a dose the very very best
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: to look to everybody who had been on the and
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: behind the Dulius. You have a story.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: And may God bless all who sailed on our Tom,
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: how about that?
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Do you know what? Absolutely? But at the same time,
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: for everybody it wasn't on her. May he never step
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: off dry land over again. And the scene my advice, fill.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: It, fill it into fuck. Okay, let's get away from them.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Lad's time and we move on to the next segment
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: of The Tom and Jerry Show, which, as everybody knows,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: is when we talk about someone, it's not just like, ah,
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: you know, you know your man, you know you're buy
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: up the road. Actually know this lad, that lad, the
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: other lad. No. No, every now and then time you
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: hear somebody you have to stop and go, holy shit.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Then there's this lad.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Now there's that.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: If there's one thing that we love in the Tom
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: and Jerry Show, it's chimneys. In the knocking down of them.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: It was the glue that New Knights Thomas and Jered.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Knocking down chimney stacks is something we've talked about quite
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: a lot in our time, in particular the methods employed
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: by one mister Fred Didna. However, Tom, we have talked
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: about knocking down chimney stacks so many times that anytime
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: a chimney stack gets knocked down and it gets spotted
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: on Instagram, right like that, people tag us in the data.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: We love it. Keep them coming. There was one video
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: over the last week that got sent to us more
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: times than I can remember anything being sent to The
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry Show, and when I looked at it,
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that's clearly AI.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I thought it was a I too. I'm
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: trying to actually find that The latest one that got
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: sent it to is I'm sorry, I can't. I got
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: sent three or four times.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: And I got sent it half a dozen times over
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: on the page it came in a lot. We're kind
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: of we're kind of showing our listenership. They are saying like,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: it's the most we were ever sent a video nine times.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: We don't get our listeners. Aren't those sort of people either,
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Go oh god almost. You
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: know the lads love me for you know, there are
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: certain things that are so on brand with us that
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: the lads were.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Like the lads will have taken this. Let me detail
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: the video of you of it for for those of
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: you that haven't seen it. The video features a chimney stack,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: a red brick chimney stack, much like the ones knocked
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: down by our beloved Fred Dibnon, except in sad of
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: this being in an industrial setting. It's it's out in
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: the middle of a fields, in the middle of a
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: dirt track somewhere.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: I wonder was it an old hay side or something.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: It's it's huge it's it's pretty tall, this thing.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's a it's a big concern. Like it's
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: a big ass chimney stack and it's about twenty to
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: thirty feet broad. Like, this is a big concern. The
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: chimney stack is the least of our worries in this instance,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: ladies in general, because the video starts following two trucks
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: racing side by side down a dirt track heading towards
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: this chimney stack. In front of the chimney stack is
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: like as a ramp, a homemade evil yeah evil canievel ramp.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: At the last possible minute, the driver of the right
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: hand truck on the road, shall we say, leaps out
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: of the cab of that truck, grabs onto the left
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: hand truck, which which peels off the safety as the
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: other truck mounts the ramp smashes into the chimney, causing
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: it to collapse in a cloud of bricks and rubble.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, it's amazing what AI can do these.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: That's my first thought. I went, no, that's too beautiful.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: And it's these old military style slash agricultural style trucks, yes,
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: the Russian style trucks, you know, big wings on the
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: big fucking bonnets on them. They look cool.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: They look they're cool looking like Tom. There's a reason
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: they're Russian looking trucks because come to find out that
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: this video is not an AI replication of madness. It
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: is actually a real last video and it does indeed
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: take place in Russia. If you have your sound on,
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: you can hear people yelling in what appears to be Russian,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: so that's fine. But even if you didn't have that,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: it just kind of looks Russian. You just know, you
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: just know that this ship isn't taking place in Carlo.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Mad bastards too, Like it's the same time a level
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: of mad We've talked about the Russians before, like there's
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: sports in their mma and things like that. Their level
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: of med is.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Fuck is above and beyond. So we had to investigate
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: as to what the fuck was going on here? You know,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: what are we doing here at all? And come to
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: find out that all of this madness is perpetrated by
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: one man, a guy called.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Chapter CHATERREVV you can eat chaterev you can eat chebaterev when,
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: a Russian content creator with over three million followers on
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Instagram alone, and deserves.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: By the way, deserves every one of them. You know,
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: when you hear like a Kardashian has a billion, you're like,
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: for what being a vapid, vacuous sack of shit. This guy,
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: in Jerry's own words, might be the maddest content has.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Ever lived, the maddest content has ever lived. Because here's
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: the thing with UGENI.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: We've all seen him. You guarantee everybody here has seen
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: one of his stunts. He'sainly seen one.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Of a stunts. Because when I went digging into it,
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh shit, that's all the same guy.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: I thought, what I what I what I had seen
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: down through the years. Tom was like a compilation video
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: of mad cap stunts and crazy daredevil antics. And I'm like, oh,
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: this is a compilation of several people down through the years,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: not one that Tom. One guy, yeah, this guy.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: I didn't think it was one of that, but when
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: one Jerry just sent me first forced video off the
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: compilation with oh, g oh wait, there's what these are
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: all the If you wonder what kind of stunts, they're
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: all nearly all car based. He's either standing in the
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: middle of a runway, jumping over oncoming m X five
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: or he he now is racing under the trailer of
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: a truck. He's jumping from the back of one car
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: into another car at sixty miles an hour. He's flipping.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Did you see the ones where they would drop They
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: would cut a hole in a car, Yes, in the
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: floor of a car and drop it from a height
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: where he was just standing.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: At where he would just stand, I would.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Buster keeping over his head exactly, mean, what the how theugh?
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: And we saw loads of times he just kind of fell.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: He doesn't.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: He doesn't make any of his jumps. Here, here's what
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell about you, GANI.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: He is.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: What can I have when I say, with this what
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: the jackass guys used to do with shopping trolleys, Yeah,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: he does with cars.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: He destroys the jackass lads. Because this guy takes automotive
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: stunts to the next level. And I'll tell you why
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: why it's more impressive because he doesn't nail them.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: You know, he doesn't. He doesn't nail them. He doesn't
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: make sure jacks failures to see them not make it
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: and the smash themselves and so be it with ugani Ah.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: He does not come out of these unscathed whatsoever, it seems,
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: and longtime listeners of the commentary show, well, we know
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: that we love our evil Canevils and our friend dimness,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: and this is a world where the two of them
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: literally collide. Ah Ugany when he's planning his stunts, as
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: most most stunt coordinators, will be like, Okay, here's how
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: we do this, and here's how we do it safely.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: You can he just focuses on the fourth part.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he just keeps going until he gets it. Yeah,
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: like the truck, the truck hit the chimney, I thought
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: that was one and done. No, turns out he'd like
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: eight trucks ready to go because he.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Had a bunch of trucks.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: He kept on. They kept on just going, making bits
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: of them against this monstrous chimney, one after another. Just
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: one would fold into the chimney, another would full. And
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: it wasn't until the one that he put out we
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: thought that we would have gotten from all our listeners, Yes,
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: that's that's one of like seven or eight by that
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: he's smashed. So he basically took it took eight trucks
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: to smash that chimney. Correct, So times of almost getting
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: dragged along by a fucking a truck flying.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Up between two trucks, or a thousand things I can
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: think of could go wrong here.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Or there's one where he's in this uh like hatchback
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: ladder on the roof trying to try to another one
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: at four miles an hour. No hit the speed in
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: the most underpowered car. It's just like.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: It's what Tom's talking about here. And if you're a
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: follower of Tom and Jerry on the Instagram, get ready
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: to see a shiploader you can eat and a note
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: in another Stone attempts to jump a hatchback ladder from
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: one high rise building roof to the next. I say
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: high rise. They're about six stories up, so we're gonna
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: can say that's high rise. He has the car on
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: the roof. How did it get there? Don't know.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: I would imagine the mad bastard took it all apart
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: and brought it up.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't be unlike something they do. He drives the
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: car along the roof with the attempt to hit a
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: ramp and get across to the other roof. A Maybe
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: younger listeners don't know what a ladder car is, Tom,
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: but the high powered the had power.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: He doesn't. It wouldn't pull your socks off with it.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: He never gets out of fourth gear.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know, and that you're like, And honestly, if
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: he gets to eight miles an.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Hour, he's doing well. He hits the ramp, fucking flops up,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: goes to jump the eight or nine feet between buildings
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: that it would be, and the car literally just fold
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: down the alley between the two and smashes five stories
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: below with him in it.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: And he just gets out. That's the maddest thing.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: I've ever seen. Years on this goddamn rock.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: I swear it's not using like a Volvo or a sab,
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: you know, something that'll stand up. He's using this thing
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: that just crumples.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Like I'll tell you what he didn't do either time.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: It's not like you know, well, we streamlined it and
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: we balanced out the weight of the back, and we
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: took everything out of it to give it every possible
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: chance of getting across. He just drove a car off roof.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the guise of he.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Was going to jump it. Jugan, he has been around
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: for for some years doing all this kind of mad
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: cap shit. If you've ever seen hey, look, if you've
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: ever seen a video of a Russian clinging to the
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: roof of a car as it drove down a long
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: track underneath a stack of buses, where at the last
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: point in time, the man jumped off the roof and
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: smashed bodily through the bus and landed in a flop
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: on the ground. That was ugan. I don't know the
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: two people are doing this shit, but he's been at
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: it for as best as I can tell, about ten years. Gardner.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: There's three million followers, and as is the nature of
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: social media, Tom has made shitloads of cash doing it
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: and just seems to spend it all on buying more
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: cars to drive into things.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, would you know what, jar, He deserves every penny.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at this guy and the one thing that
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: stood out to me after he had he shows you
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: all his failures and all his getting busted and stuff
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: like that. The man doesn't even wear and I is
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: a man after my own heart. Here doesn't even wear
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: a pair of fucking goggles, let alone a helmet, a
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: pair of knee pads, safety boots, fire suits. This is
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: just a bloke in like a pair of blue jeans
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: and a pair of runners and his T shirt. Just
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: going yes, very good times and just gives it a go.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: He gives it a go. I can believe in I
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: can believe in that guy. That's aspirational, you know, I can.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Believe in him as well. He did actually receive a
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: bit of criticism a couple of years ago. He started
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: the verera off, fear off, fear off the fucking road.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: He started the veer off the stunts that he was
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: known and loved for and started just doing like mad Ship,
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: like he buried the Maserati in concrete or some ship
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: like this, and this kind of like, well, okay, I
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: guess there's I guess that's a stunt that I can't
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: do because I'm not going to pay three hundred grand
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: for a car to bury it in concrete. But at
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: the same where's the bit you, where's the where's the crack?
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: And he's like, okay, terribly sorry, I'll let me to
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: go plow into an unused plane with the on the
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: hood of a car.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Do you know what, Even certain artists go off and
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: try and try their hand at different things, and that's fair. Yeah,
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: come back and start.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Brooks had that christ and Ship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: we we let it we let it slide every now
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: and then. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: just we're gonna dissect Hugenes's latest stunt, which is the
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: smashing into the into the chimney a number one Tom.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: What I what I want to say is is ah
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: who could conceive of such a fucking thing like Juan?
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: He just is out here driving cars into walls like
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: crash test stummies. Although he has done that, and he
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: you know, there's only so many times you can jump
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: off one car onto another. How does a human mind
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: conceive of finding a chimney that needs knocking? And this
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: chimney needed knocking to put in a tender to knock her.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: So for all the demolition companies that wanted to knock
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: this chimney and make money out of it, Ugan he
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: went in and low balled them all with the caveat
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: and he got the knocker his way. And then further
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: than that, said yourself, do you know what I'm going
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: to do. I'm going to build a ramp. I'm gonna
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: drive a truck into and smash. You'll die, You'll smash
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: into the chimney, it will fall on you. Okay, Wait,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: a second, Wait, a second, way a second. Okay, how
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: about somebody else drives beside me in another truck and
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: then I jump from that to that at the last
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: time goes up the ramp bing bang boom, and the
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: chimney falls. I kind of fucking mind thinks that.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: I think that's not where he started after. I think
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: he started off with Okay, okay, I fly apremp and
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: I pull ejection seat like mister James.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, yeah, I or if you were doing
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: this in Hollywood, they would be like, Okay, how can
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: we remote control the truck into the into the into
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: the brick chimney.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not him. He's authentic, like he was
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: always authentic. He's like better shoot than grow wings fly away. No,
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe well, if he if he was
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: gonna parrot, if he was gonna a remote controler, he
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: would stand on top of the chimney and remote control
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: of the truck into himself. Yeah, see if he survived.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: And see if he survives. The village, by the way,
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: or the township is called rostov On don on, don
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: not one word lovely, lovely.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: This time of the year. He I guarantee it. He
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: has a child brain because he's taken so many blows
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: to the fucking hedger. He's now just in that zwn
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: couple of you know, a couple of fucking stiff ones.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I'd say, sitting there looking at looking up chimney with
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: friends going how I take down? You think, very very funny,
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: good times And I'm like one thousand others, No, we
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: need eight trucks or one thousand I think it trucks military,
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Still we go. I like the thing is, he didn't
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: he didn't fill the trucks with you know, a specific
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: amount of weight, and he just.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: No that he crashed into it. Don't appear to anything
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: in it at all.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: No. One truck after another just clattered into it like
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: he's I mean, his trajectory seems about right, but it
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: just goes to show like but he put no metal
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: frame on the front of it.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: No, not.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: They just crumpled all of that one after another, and
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: it just obviously just pulled him away.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: But that was the thing we the video that we
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: had seen was when he completely smashed the chimney and
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: it tumbled down. And I looked at that like fifty
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: times and I was like, I see what he's done here.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: He's like removed several bricks, as our pal fread would do,
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: to weaken the chimney enough so that when he hits
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: it with a truck it collapses. Not the case, but
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: he No, he'd just been driving trucks into it all
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: fucking morning and removed a few that way.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Tom.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know what more to say about this except
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: I would love to see what this man does next.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: This is like, this is some mind boggling inventiveness. Do
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: you think he's wonderful to live in the world that
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: has minds that I think of this kind of madness?
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: And number two have the revenue to back it up,
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: because this guy is making serious fucking cash.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but much better than the mister Beast. Stand in
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: the square for two days and see if.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: He's like the madness or Beast or I know there's
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: a couple who does of YouTube creators. There's a couple
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: of YouTube creators that and I and I find myself
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: watching this from time to time. They'll go to the
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: top of dams and drop watermelons and ship off drop
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: pianos off the side of dams, and I'm like, the fun,
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: destructive behavior, but you're not throwing yourself off the dam,
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: which is what this guy would do.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: That's the thing, Like, you know, they make a giant
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: xwitch and they drop a bowling ball from like seven
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: hundred feet up and see what happened. I get it fine,
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: And there's a bit of planning went in, but it's
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: all hoop and holler in American sigh five and there's
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: there seems to be no hoop in the holler out
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: of this guy. There's no face on camera. He's just
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: like you usue stunt, you like stunt clicklike had be
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: good times.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: So I can subscribe, I don't care.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Smash smash that'd subscribe button.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: You know what to do, guys, I smashed the subscribe
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: button by throwing your phone out the window of the car.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Tell him. There's one last question that's on everybody's lips.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: In fact, it's what a lot of people asked us
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: when they mailed the Tom and Jerry Show. And it's
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: a very very simple question for this method of chimney demolishing.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: What would Fred think of it?
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: I'd hate it? Oh god, yeah, I think he'd hate it.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Do you think you'd hate this more? Than the dynamite men.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, he like this is such disrespect, Like Fred was, Okay,
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: we're taking down a chimney one brick at a time sometimes,
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? He salvaged the bricks afterwards,
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: probably sold them offward. No, he these were living, breathing
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: things to him, like these had needed to be you know,
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: balls and skylineer. No, you know I'd be taken down
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: with care and you know, a sensitive touch, shall we
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: say not flame and swinging bloody great trucks inside of it. No,
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: that wouldn't suit him, Like does can you even picture
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: friend standing back with his glasses on going did you
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: know like that as the truck smashed in, he'd be
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: just horrified. He'd spit up. He spit his bitter all
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: over the place looking at that. You know, it wouldn't
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: be for him.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: I think he would. I think he would respect it
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: a little bit more than the dynamite men who just
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: would blow a thing up.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: I do appreciate that, But I think you're right. I
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: think he would kind of it. Would you know? It
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: would be like watching your beloved ex girlfriend who you
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: always had a thing for, just like shack up with
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: some sour faced, fucking ignorance jail.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: It'd be like the love your life and your watch
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: and just her taking a train of eight guys and
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: you have to stand there and watch the whole thing.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: You're like, she used to be lovely, She used to
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: be lovely.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: She's fucking ruined.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: No great, Yeah, five trucks, one off the other. Well listen,
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: there you go. You may be this lad again if
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: you live. But in fairness, if you're next, don kills you,
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: we'll probably tow you honesty. Yeah, well, Tom, let's get
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: off Ugani. Let's let's move on. Let's move into the
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: past and into the future with the final st shoulders yep,
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: where both you and I take a look back over
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: our long and very lives. Because we're not young men,
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: don't you know, we've seen a lot of shit in
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: our forty some odd years on this planet. We reminisce
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: about it in a segment that we called we Remember
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: When when I was a young lad twenty or thirty
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: or forty years ago, this one.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: I'm glad to get in on this filla before he
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: buys the farm. You know, the kind of way it's
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: it's nearly there's more honoring and honoring than than in
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: one way where we're going, oh shit, yeah, we should
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: have mentioned, we should have talked about this guy because
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: he's been in our lives, all of our lives.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: All of our lives, that's the thing. And indeed he
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: could have been this lad this week. But you know
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: we had that. We we had this lads to spare
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: this week and it just fit to say hello and
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: happy birthday, Happy one hundredth birthday this year to Sir
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: David Attenborough. Proof if proof or needed that not all
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Brits are bad. Ah, there's not a good one here
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: and there right everybody.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: He's he's right up there with the Michael D. Higgins,
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: isn't he like everybody that he's been in your life
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: so long? And he's just every person as a war
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: has a side. There's nobody has a bad word to say,
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: No, and and and it's you know, gotta tell you.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: For having worked in the BBC since the early sixties,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: all through the seventies and eighties and nineties, tom, let
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: me tell you one thing. I was in with a
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: bad lot, but you see it came out the other
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: side without But I suppose he wasn't present on top
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: of the pops at the same time, he's not going
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: to molest anyone on the fucking.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: Savannah's the thing? Why yeah, why he wasn't You see
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: he was after reservation, you see, literally like he was
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: in you know, he's in deepest dark as Peru.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: So you mean to say that if you had a
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: desk job in the BB. Here we are young girls
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: coming to top of the pups. Here we are if
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: here we are if the old you tree hitting to
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: jail for the rest of my natural life.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: What what's that? It was that glittering and oh it's
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Gary glitter. Yeah, no it is here.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: I am getting stabbed in a prison kitchen.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: With a.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Shop tooth.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: The bar is on the floor, by the way.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: When your first thing is well he was. He wasn't lifting,
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: He wasn't a milester, but he was so much more.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: David Attenborough turned one hundred this year. He would have
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: been this lad for turning one hundred. But again Dick
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: van Dyke turned a hundred and was this lad. But
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: we didn't remember much about Dick van Dyke because he
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: wasn't really you know.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: He was he was He jumped into our lives and
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: here and there, but he is Richard.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I've done it there again, you call Richard. There's
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: there's the second little.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Back to the second.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, David Attenborough was on TV every week since the
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: day we were fucking born son. Yeah, yeah, that's you know,
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: you all know probably as the presenter of Blue Planet
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: or Planet Earth or all these kinds of things. But
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: back in the day he was the voice and a
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: presenter of Wildlife on One, which was like every Sunday
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: on BBC, and it was in a time when no,
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: you didn't have the National Geographic or the History Channel
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: ant like that. If you were going to see a
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: wild animal, it was either in Dublin Zoo or it
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: was on Wildlife on One.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's he had what I think was separated him
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: because I listened to a few, like there's a great
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: one about wild Romania with Stanley Tucci, who was a
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: great voice too, right, But Stanley Tucci is a great
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: voice and you dissent him cooking pasta or whatever. But
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: there's something about David Edinburgh's voice where you know that
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: fella has been watching you know, a field mouse for
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: three weeks. You know what?
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: You know what it sounds like when David Attenborough speaks.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: And this is what always got me as a child.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: This is why it became like more of a reminist.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Happy birth to mister Attenburgh, Sir Attinburgh, by the way,
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: by all means, but you know, we're going to talk
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: about how we experienced you as young men. As a
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: young child. Just by the way David Attenborough spoke, I
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: always one believed that he was in the field at
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: the time and had to speak that low because the
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: animals were all right, yeah, yeah.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: You see.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: It's like there's a there's a similar thing that happens
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: right in in Rugby, and you'll hear the presenters.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Go quiet doing golf as well.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, shoot, well you're seeing golf. They are quite close
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: to the right up to he's about to hit the ball.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: Well in Rugby, the way up in the standby up
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: there you can show all you want and if they do,
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: they whispered, they turn out, and I think David Attenberg
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: might have actually done that to him, you know, the
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: kind of way, because now you see cute out he cut.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: They cut back to him every so often, and they'd
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: be with and here we are with a chimpanzee climbing
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: over the back of my head. Who's about to peel
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: my fucking scalp off if he's not shot in the
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: head by the ranger that you can't see just behind
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: the camera. You know, there was no doubt there was
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: a load. I'm not saying it was skull dougeryot to
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: make good good, good TV. But there's no way there's
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: a silver back. But I think he's fucking hair behind
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: them without two rangers have that fucking thing in their sights,
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: like you know what, they're about to blow its head off, like.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, and it's it's kind of like, I
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: guess the nearest equivalent for our friends across the pond
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: would be how Bob Ross talks when he's doing his painting.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: That has informed her everybody a little bit of career there.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the way.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: David Attenborough talks has kind of colored how Nature documentary
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: the last.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: Every one of them, every single one of them, And
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: sometimes that can that can be kind of misplaced I suppose,
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: credence or misplaced kind of applaud but like there's no
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: taken away. He's like he's still banging out like he
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: was at the cotting edge of all the latest camera stuff.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Well that's what I wanted. That's actually what I wanted
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: to talk to you, because yeah, I think to say, yeah,
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: you know, this man watched animals and documentaries and all
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: that kind of thing. He wasn't with respect, mister Attenborough.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Sir Attenborough, you weren't manning the phantom camera that was
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: capturing photography that no human being had ever seen before,
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: like macro photography of insects and uh, time lapse photography
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: of plants. That was a big one for me. When
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: I was about fourteen or fifteen. He came out with
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: the Secret Life of Plants and there was this time
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: lapse photography of how a flower grows and I looked
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: like fucking aliens man, like it was it was all this.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: He actually after that one, the Secret Life of Plants,
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: he like he there was a plant, there was a
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: couple of plants. I think on that one, like there's
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: there's fifty animals and plants named after him. Oh yeah,
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: he like like from his TV shows alone. That's how
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: well he got acrost because obviously he would have all
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: his own writing and stuff like that. So your inca
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: hoots with an unbelievable director of photography who can do
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: these things. So you're going, what could we get a
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: plan to you? Man, I'll have to sit out for
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: a week like well, and and and.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: To be honest, and you know, it's it's a it's
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: a giant effort. It's it's it's the BBC as well,
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: of course doing the best to create.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: This when they're not molested in anybody, like.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, when they're not covering things up. The BBC
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: want to create stunning photography. And someone comes along goes,
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: you know what, if you give us this amount of money,
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: we'll create a camera system and we'll create technology that
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: will change the world of animal photography. And they're like,
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know, sounds a bit expensive.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: David Adenburg wants to voice over green light, get the check,
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: but green light there you go, that's.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Agree.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: And and there's technologies that were developed over our lifetimes
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: that are still in use today when it comes to
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: capturing boards and flight seals, getting jumped by or because.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: There really is like I mean, there's sometimes you can
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: nearly wax over and go, oh yeah it is what
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: it is, like you likes the ken Burns like, there's
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: literally a technique in how if I was to edit
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: the video we have right now in Final Call, there
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: is a ken Burns effect. There is a David Edinburgh
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: effect for things now when you're a video, like there's
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: almost nobody breaking real ground. Now it's with Ai again
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: and stuff like that. But he broke some unbelievable ground
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: as a broadcaster first and he I just want because
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: I will forget it. But here's an interesting fact, fature.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Do you know tennis balls are the color they are
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: because of it? David Atinburgh, go on, tell me sorry,
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: So when they came when tennis was played on tilly
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: first right, it was played in black and white. When
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: we say Wimbledon was on finest ball, white lines, black
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: pitch or black court, white ball, no bother. But when
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: it came to color, he had noticed. He went, geeus,
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: I'm watching this through the camerals and I'll be honest
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: with you, the whites that they're wearing, because you've gotta
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: wear whites and women of course, and Roland Garrison and
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: all the rest. I think there's a couple where you've
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: got to wear whites. But the big problem was when
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: the white ball would hit the white line.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: You couldn't see it.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: You couldn't see if it was out, and he wanted
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: people to be really involved and not just take the
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: umpires to call on it. So he went, so they
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: take so they because he had even the power in
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: this in the sixties maybe seventies, whenever a turn color
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: the power of data David Attenborough, they went, okay, let's
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: trial that around the country and see who reacts best.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: So they tried like bright, bright green, bright, pink, bright red,
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: and they settled on and I would classify as kind
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: of greedy, but it is. It's it's luminous yellow is
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: what they're calling it tennis balls, and.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: That's why it's tennis ball. Yellow is what it is.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: That's exactly.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: There's no other color like it. But it's all down
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: to him and him go and when they finally and
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: the reaction from people at home, oh, this is excellent,
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: television numbers went up and all because they were like, well,
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: this makes perfect sense. The ball is luminous. I can
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: see it now thanks to mister Dean Attborough.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: There was another bit of trivia as well, Tom which
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: I always suspected but for some reason never bothered to
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: look up.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: But I told you his brother. Yeah, I told you.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: You were like, fuck off, He's not, is he? And
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: there we loan and behold this just before we started recording,
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: like did you know? And I feel so sentage stupid.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: I mean they're like, you know, I'm like it was
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: like all this time, I was like, Janet Jackson, I
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: wonder is she any relation to Michael? Go and tell
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: him who does it?
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: So he is? Of course he was. He's the head
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: of Jurassic Park Island with his little uh you know,
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: his his his amber cane with that where he sucked
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: out the watchm call it the mosquitoes blood and got
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: the first DNA of the first dinosaur and stuff. He
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: was also Santa Claus in Miracle on thirty four Street.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: He was in was he the Great Escape as well?
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Good looking sharp man back in the day as well.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: But you're talking about a family of high achievers, and
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: you couldn't say one got the leg up as a
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: result of the other in the base, because if they did,
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: they fucking took the ball and regular they both excelled
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: at what they were good at. Like, but I do
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: think he had a keen interest in the brothers work
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: as well, because he's like, what's fu David Edinburgh and
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: I get to go along to Kenya for a month,
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: you know, to look at leopards or look at you know,
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: cool well again, less we.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Forget it wasn't like, you know, wildlife documentaries were looking
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: for hosts and David Attenborough put his hand.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: Up for it.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: David Attenburgh was a zoologist and a botanist and all
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: these things and wildlife programs. Tom where the thing when
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: he started out? Because lest we forget, this man is
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: one hundred fucking years old.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say one hundred is such an easy number
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: to say. He was born in nineteen twenty six, lads,
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: nineteen twenty six.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: He dodged the draft twice twice.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: He dodged the draft twice, but he in nineteen twenty six.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: So when you hear hear a number like this, like
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: what hold on?
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: What?
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Like Ireland had only just gained his freedom when he
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: was born, Do you know what I mean?
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: World War One.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Hadn't even fucking hadn't even wasn't even moved at the time.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: Oh no, sorry it was. It was a bigger part
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: World War one would have had.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, world War World War draft one time.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Was it the Boer War? I was thinking of maybe, Yeah,
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: he dodged that one.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Not for me. You know, I'm all about the zoology
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: here from going down to Africa.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: I want to go down and photograph the lions.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: The and and you know, we could we could probably
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: talk all night about wonderful things we've seen or how
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: tom people talk about when they were very, very small
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: and they saw Bombi's mother getting killed and that was
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: a dreadful moment for them. I'm like, no, you want
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: to watch Wildlife on one on a Sunday evening and
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: watch a baby gazelle get chased down by a cheetah
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: and torn apart at seven o'clock and you would fucking
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: school in the morning.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Do you know what, though, I tell you one thing
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: like it gave you a great understanding of that nature
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: town nasty motherfucker because he didn't cover it up. It
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: was just amazingly well shot. It was beyond the latest
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: and way ahead of his time with the gear they
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: were using. And of course he's given this beautiful like
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: non inflectioned, non emotional but at the same time kind
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: of warm grandad sound two like you said a Springbok
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: having its fucking gollot opened up by some ferocious fu beast,
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Here we have an endangered eagle feeding its chicks, the
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: three mammaining chicks in the whole world, and one takes
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: a step out to take its first flight, but sadly
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: it has done it too early and it plummets to
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: the rocks below. Now there are only two baby eagles
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: left in the world, and this is move on.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: He's just like, well, well that's that's neat he got.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: We just record he got.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, he got. He just got nature, and he
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: got it across towards something brilliant. And like you said,
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: so many other nature programs like you know a secret,
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: like Life of Cats and these things where they follow
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: a cat around the city. For like there's one where
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: Laurence Fishburne, not a great voice, you know, follows this
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: mouse and they tell the story nearly like he's a
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: it's a Western and he's battling against rats.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: And I will say that was another one with with
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: David Attenboro. Just when you thought you're like, all right, okay,
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: we've been watching Wildlife on one for thirty some odd years,
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: and I stress, like this man was like sixty when
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: we were born, so like he's the oldest fuck and
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: we've like he doesn't appear to have quit in my life.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: The like if you tell me that he's a new
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: show coming out next week, I believe.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's on ending for an energy and fairness to
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: him and still as sharp as a knife.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Like, well you you get to it and you're there, like, well,
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: you know what I want to tell you? It all right, Edinburgh,
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: What have you got from me?
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: You've shown me pets, and you've shown me cats, and
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: you've shown me elephants and donkeys and all this kind
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: of thing. What have you left? What have you left?
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: What are you going to point a fancy camera at now?
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: It was like, well, hello, I'm David Atmburrah and welcome
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: to Blue Planet, where we're going under the water to
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: see what's in the ocean. I'm like, you son of
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: a bitch, I mean, and.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: You think, okay, let's have a look under the ocean
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: because we've been looking at everything on land. And then
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden he goes, hello, David, Maria, we're
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: going to travel back in time and look at the dinosaurs.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: David, what are your chamber. Here the Secret life of Amieba's.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: I'm on the Moon as we look at nothingness and
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: I'm I may as well tell you I am the
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: first person on the moon. Here comes to the tinfoil hatcher.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: David Hatbur is the why do I look like Hershey? Kids?
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Why does it look like it just sits? It suits
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: you so well?
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: It does actually doesn't. I'm on the moon, the first
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: person to ever stand on the moon. He holds the
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: travel record. Did you know that your While.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: He's the most well traveled person well in the world.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: While I don't know what timeline they've they've measured this under.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: But while I'm guessing for one gig, do you get me?
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: While filming The Life of Boards, he traveled over two
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: hundred and fifty six thousand miles, the equivalent of circling
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: the globe ten times.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: She's like, you know all? While again it must be said, while.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: He was like seventy years of age, I picked the
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: amount of fags he would have to pick up a
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: duty free for friends, and that that one.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Wasn't worth as while taking as compression sucks all he
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: does leave them on for the sake Tom. Happy birth
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: to mister Attenborough and uh, this fuck's going to head
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: live us. I gotta tell you that much.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: Is he going to outlive you the.
• 57:57
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• 58:00
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• 58:04
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• 58:06
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• 58:12
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• 58:14
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• 58:17
  Speaker 2: one actual listener question for this week. Tom pal Chip
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: the painter here chips in as he's known to do.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: He asks, what is your favorite tool in the tool collection? Tom?
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Not the most useful? Just a fit.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: God, that's it. That's killing your babies, Like, isn't it?
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's it's it's It's hard to say,
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: isn't it. I can tell you that one of my
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: favorite tools is my trusty measureing tape. I've had this
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: particular measure tape in my hand right now, Tom for
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: around about twelve years or thereabouts. Sits in the hand
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: rise good weight eight meters measure all I ever want
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: to measure, still got a spring to it. That's my
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: favorite item in the tool case there and the one
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: I use the most measuring ship and cutting it wrong.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: I I would argue with myself on this, and I'd say, oh,
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: it's a clawhammer that I had that I got off
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: my grandfather and wouldn't handle one heckory handled and perfect
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: balance like it's I've got fancies, you know, you know
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: wing hammers that are just unbelieving. You can you can?
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: You know you could sit nail nail and put a
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: nail on one end, and I've got two of those.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: I've got a lump hammer. I always love a club hammer,
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: and I'd say, oh, yeah, this clawhammer. But the truth
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: be told, I'm always comfortable heading into any task with
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: my fat, fat Max Stanley knife. I don't I don't know,
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: just sits in the hand. Do you know? Now?
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: If you tell me what my favorite tool is, not
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: necessarily of mine in my project possession, just as a
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: piece of machinery that I love and have loved since
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: I was a child, I would tell you that it's
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: a pair of ice scripts, proper ten hour ice scripts small.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: I would like play with a pair of ice scripts yeah,
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: I was obsessed with them.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: Believe it's much in your own finger. You go, how
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: much more can I close? And yeah, how much more
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: can I close in this? Yeah? Yeah?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: Or like how how can how tight can I close this?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: And if I can close it and it closes, and
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: then you open it and you just turn the screen
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: it just a little bit more. There's a little half
• 1:00:14
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• 1:00:16
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• 1:00:20
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  Speaker 2: right here. We'll figure it out for folks. We can
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  Speaker 2: take it off there.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: It's not good Radio Christ and Christ above. To all
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: the lovely people out there, thank you all very much
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: for listen. I'm gon way to put my tin full
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: hat back on because I don't trust them, jerk. They're
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: trying to read my foot the thoughts, and.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: He's going to go and hide my laptop again.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: That was fun today, That's what happened. It's it's them
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: hide in your laptop. It's them hide in your laptop,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: don't read my thoughts their mind. That's where I keep
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: on masking the live