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DLHS Hour 4 | Do Not say this during Pillow Talk · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the day.
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  Speaker 2: You can show you a twenty twenty six edition. If
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  Speaker 2: you're going to be at Liberty City, Ohio, Cincinnati or
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  Speaker 2: the Kentucky area, I will be there this Friday and
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  Speaker 2: Saturday to Friday to Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: Come check me. After taking a shout.
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  Speaker 2: Out to Gary one who got married over the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Was the topain's wedding. It was, yeah, he got mad
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  Speaker 2: mad another black I mean, let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: If I was saying my brother one black woman, I
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  Speaker 1: would not do it again.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: You get a one hit of quitter. That's it. Not
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  Speaker 1: plains stupid.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding. If I was a white dude
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  Speaker 2: I married a black woman and we didn't work out,
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't do it again. I'd be moving down the rainbow,
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  Speaker 2: is what I do.
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  Speaker 1: Up next Yellow.
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  Speaker 3: Well, India is a closer match.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, up next, Up next, the Asian Pacific rim, Next
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  Speaker 2: indiold China.
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  Speaker 3: That's not dumb.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I would never if I if I broke if I
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  Speaker 2: was a white dude I married a black woman and
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  Speaker 2: we broke up, I wouldn't do it again.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Why would I do that? It's other places of the town.
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  Speaker 2: I taste the rainbow. Dammit, I'm not gonna be here.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm stuck. I can see me. But a
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  Speaker 2: dude who you know, he volunteered for this job. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: We were talking about a young man who donated a kidney.
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  Speaker 2: I have a good friend whose wife donated him a
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  Speaker 2: kidney and then they broke up.
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  Speaker 1: And a really good friend of mine. I know this.
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  Speaker 2: If you break up with me after I got a kidney, you.
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  Speaker 1: Give me my kidney back. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's impossible. But yeah, no, it ain't impossible.
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  Speaker 1: It's not impossible.
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  Speaker 4: It is unless you how are you going to get
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  Speaker 4: it back?
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  Speaker 2: Apparently you ain't never seen boys from Brazil. You never
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  Speaker 2: seen what. You've never seen this, Teresa. Have you ever
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  Speaker 2: seen Teresa.
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  Speaker 3: Looking at him?
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  Speaker 2: Not look up, Teresa, He'll look up, Teresta. It's about
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  Speaker 2: these dudes, which they harvest. They when American people come down.
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  Speaker 2: It's a clearly just a movie. But uh, they harvest organs,
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  Speaker 2: whether you want them or not.
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  Speaker 3: Don't go to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Hey baby, you know, let's reconcile and run on down
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  Speaker 1: here to Brazil. Let's see what happened what's in the ice?
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  Speaker 1: None of your business?
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  Speaker 3: Oh have a heart?
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  Speaker 1: What you you remember? What did?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: What did? Will Smith did that movie? Seven ounces? Where
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  Speaker 1: does it come? Sixteen?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, seven pounds, seven pounds, seven pounds.
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  Speaker 1: I guess that's all the Organs gave up, right, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: But I think that they they there are scientists that
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  Speaker 2: say that there is a measure of weight, like you
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  Speaker 2: lose a certain amount of weight when you die, and
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  Speaker 2: they think that they contribute that.
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  Speaker 1: To being your soul in that right?
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  Speaker 3: Am?
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  Speaker 1: I gett that? Right?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know. I've never heard that.
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  Speaker 2: You're so mad about me working my way down the.
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  Speaker 1: Color palette that now you can't even.
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  Speaker 3: Nationality.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, if I was him, I wouldn't do it again. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm he's no hell, no systems, one more chain. He did,
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  Speaker 1: he did it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you you might like to turn dirty, but
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  Speaker 2: there's something you should never say. Jazz give us five
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  Speaker 2: things you don't want to hear during pillow talk by
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  Speaker 2: Nikka Samuel from Madam No Water.
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  Speaker 4: Number five, I want to see other people? Yeah right now.
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  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, can you get to watch
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  Speaker 1: rag for you?
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  Speaker 4: Number four of the top five things you don't want
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  Speaker 4: to hear during pillow talk, and I've had that.
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  Speaker 3: This is cool. That is change pillows.
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  Speaker 4: Number three of the top five things you don't want
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  Speaker 4: to hear during pillow talk, I'll call you, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I can't.
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  Speaker 4: Nomber doing the top five things you don't want to
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  Speaker 4: hear during fellow talk.
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  Speaker 3: We need to talk. We just did. Yeah, we're talking.
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  Speaker 4: Mess never going to be great. And the number one
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  Speaker 4: of the top five things you don't want to hear
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  Speaker 4: during pillow talk is I gotta go oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, looking.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that was going to do it for us. Lady
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  Speaker 2: and gentlemen, Thank you sincerely for tuning in. It is
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  Speaker 2: a dull show. You a twenty twenty sixth edition. So
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  Speaker 2: if you're going to be remember if you're going to
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  Speaker 2: be a Liberty City Cincinnati, Kentucky area will be there
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  Speaker 2: this Friday and Saturday to Friday to Saturday to come
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  Speaker 2: check me ouf you take a notion.
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  Speaker 1: We talked about this a couple of weeks back. Last week.
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  Speaker 2: I think we're talking about how the draft is going
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  Speaker 2: to be automatic for eighteenth to twenty six year old
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  Speaker 2: males starting December sixteenth or seventeenth of twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty eighteenth sixty sixth December eighteenth.
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  Speaker 2: And I think, and I said this before, I think,
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  Speaker 2: unlike the Vietnam Draft and all these other drafts we
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  Speaker 2: had when the war, people got a deferment. I think
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  Speaker 2: the deferment should be public. Who got it and what
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  Speaker 2: the reasons were should be public and online. And I
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  Speaker 2: also think we have a bunch of rich people who
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  Speaker 2: don't want to pay taxes or serve.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's either or either.
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  Speaker 2: You get a tax cut, but if you get a
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  Speaker 2: tax cut, you can't get deferment. You're gonna fight for
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  Speaker 2: this all this money you make, just like everybody else.
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  Speaker 3: That's the only fair, that's the only.
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  Speaker 1: Watching you watch it. My children die for yours.
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  Speaker 3: Hell, No, you get all the breaks.
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  Speaker 2: They don't pay tax They literally top five top corporations
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  Speaker 2: in America don't pay taxes at all, and they CEOs
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  Speaker 2: make a ton of money.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, you can't have that. If you're a wealthy dude
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  Speaker 1: and you you you you benefit from our tax situation
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  Speaker 1: and you don't pay taxes, your ass should have to go.
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  Speaker 3: Baron one or the other.
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  Speaker 1: Baron, take your long legged ass out.
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  Speaker 3: There, long.
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  Speaker 4: And get on, get to it and get to get
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  Speaker 4: to going, get you get.
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  Speaker 1: Get to it, Jason Sandy, would you learn today?
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  Speaker 4: You know, I want to say very sad news. We
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  Speaker 4: lost Kicky Shepherd lost the show time at the Apollo,
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  Speaker 4: suffered a massive heart attack yesterday. So prayers out to
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  Speaker 4: her family and all her friends obviously, and yeah there's
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  Speaker 4: the news.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks Jazz.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome. Way to bring us down there you go,
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  Speaker 3: you got it?
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  Speaker 1: Uh, Junie's hands the King. Would you learn today?
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  Speaker 3: Well, as we touched down early in the shows, of course,
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  Speaker 3: to the happy pat st Patrick Ski.
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  Speaker 1: You sounded like, yeah you.
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  Speaker 3: Need some black everyone knows you got to be a
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  Speaker 3: wee but happy saint Patrick Ski.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I watched Leprakan and need
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  Speaker 2: some luckyt you.
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  Speaker 4: Over.
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  Speaker 1: It was a great movie. Oh it's a great movie
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  Speaker 1: about the Irish mob called State of Grace. Did you
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  Speaker 1: ever see that? Great The State of Grace? Yes? Great.
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  Speaker 2: On the next Deal you Can Show, we're gonna be
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  Speaker 2: talking to singer songwriter and my wife's number one Cross
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  Speaker 2: Stoker lead. We'll be giving a deserving someone to shoot
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  Speaker 2: who the week ward it is the deal Hugy show.
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  Speaker 2: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: my favorite show bus operator, a pool let string. We
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  Speaker 2: got to go.
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  Speaker 1: It's the deal, huge show. To see you on the
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  Speaker 1: other side.