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Chris Franjola, Grammy’s, Will Smith’s Future and Louis CK · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 4: Heather McDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 1: Heather McDonald.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah!
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  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. You can get it all at HeatherMcDonald.net. Hello
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  Speaker 1: and welcome to Juicy Scoop. The number one return favorite.
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  Speaker 1: His ego often gets bruised when I cheat on him
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  Speaker 1: with other people. It is Chris Frangiola. My comedy life partner,
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  Speaker 1: the favorite of all Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back. You are forever loved.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to tell me that.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I 100% do. Well, why don't you tell me?
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  Speaker 1: I was like shaking in the boots when we were
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  Speaker 1: going to find out that Josh Wolf was coming. I'm like, hmm.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. Josh is a friend of mine. We've been
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  Speaker 2: friends for a long time. I listened to the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: It was a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: It was great.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: They get to talk about other topics that I'm not
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  Speaker 2: allowed to discuss.
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  Speaker 1: There has never been anything that I've told you that
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  Speaker 1: we cannot discuss. Listen, it was a hot week. It was.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone was talking about Will and Jada. And I want
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  Speaker 1: to get your latest on. We're just going to just
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  Speaker 1: fill you guys up to the update. But we have
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  Speaker 1: lots of other things to discuss.
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  Speaker 2: I'd also like to say that the only reason those
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  Speaker 2: people were on is because I was held back. because
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  Speaker 2: you wanted more excitement about the live that we did.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And a lot of people were asking, where is, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Chris and I said, I want to just save, you know,
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  Speaker 1: topics and stuff for the live, which was a big hit.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone really thought you were funny. Thank you for doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for having me.
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  Speaker 1: People got to watch it after, not anymore, but I
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  Speaker 1: told you guys about 10 billion times. So I hope
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  Speaker 1: you saw it. But let's get into this. So the
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  Speaker 1: latest is the, several of his projects were for Will Smith, Netflix.
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  Speaker 1: There was a couple of things, a series, a movie,
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  Speaker 1: They have been put on hold, which I'm not surprised. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And the latest, according to this Body and Soul magazine,
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  Speaker 1: is that the actor will lie low at the luxurious
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  Speaker 1: facility after assaulting Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars,
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  Speaker 1: which is another thing I predicted, that he'd go away.
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  Speaker 1: And I think that's a really smart thing to do
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  Speaker 1: when you're canceled. They're your cancel house. God, if you're looking.
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  Speaker 2: For work, Will. How are we not making Cancel House?
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  Speaker 2: Those people wouldn't do it. The big people wouldn't do it.
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  Speaker 2: We'd get a bunch of C-listers.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, the Cancel House, it's going to be some micro-mommy
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  Speaker 1: influencer that got caught for pretending to feed her kid
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  Speaker 1: organic food and then they were seen going through McDonald's drive-thru.
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  Speaker 1: We're not going to get anything that big. But What
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  Speaker 1: I kind of think is cool about this is I
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  Speaker 1: noticed that there's more of these places, and I predict
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  Speaker 1: that if you're looking for a business to get involved in,
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  Speaker 1: the problem is with these, unlike drug rehab places in
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  Speaker 1: which insurance pays and government, Medi-Cal and stuff pays, I
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  Speaker 1: do think there might be more places that are not...
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  Speaker 1: I'm not an addict.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have an eating disorder. I'm not cutting, but...
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  Speaker 1: I am a little fucked up. Yeah. And maybe I'm
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  Speaker 1: having a midlife crisis. Maybe I'm going through a horrible divorce.
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  Speaker 1: But I have a few bucks. And I need massive therapy,
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  Speaker 1: like the boot camp of therapy.
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  Speaker 2: We used to put it under one heading. It used
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  Speaker 2: to be exhaustion. Remember?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: People would go in for exhaustion. Right. And that meant
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  Speaker 2: many things. Exactly. It could mean drugs. It could mean drinking.
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  Speaker 2: It could mean that. Just crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm having a psychotic break.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going away a little while because of exhaustion.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So... So I think.
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  Speaker 1: This is perfect. I think he'll do intense therapy like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, over a month or so. Right. And then
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  Speaker 1: and then again, I think my prediction will be that
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  Speaker 1: they end up. Officially breaking up.
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  Speaker 2: Right. And then what, though?
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  Speaker 1: They'll still be friends. We have the greatest relationship. But
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  Speaker 1: we tried this open marriage thing. It did weigh heavy
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  Speaker 1: on my heart as a man. It did affect me.
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  Speaker 1: It's not for me. I want her to do what
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  Speaker 1: she wants, and I'm going to do what I want.
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  Speaker 1: And then either he comes out and surprises us with
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  Speaker 1: a change of sexuality identity, or He really just lives
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  Speaker 1: a single life and gets some 25-year-old or 30-year-old girlfriend,
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  Speaker 1: because he'll be like 50, who is absolutely fabulous, starts
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  Speaker 1: having a bunch of babies with him, and then he
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  Speaker 1: has to do these horrible movies, which he gets paid
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  Speaker 1: a million dollars for to do two days of work
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  Speaker 1: to take care of his new young family. Either of
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  Speaker 1: those will happen, or both, yes.
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  Speaker 2: It's... Well, when I listened to Josh on the podcast,
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  Speaker 2: it was interesting what he said, which I think, like,
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  Speaker 2: what happens to the career now? Because the cutesy Will Smith,
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  Speaker 2: which we all knew, he was a fun guy. Like,
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  Speaker 2: he's the guy from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone loved him, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: On Letterman, he was always funny. So that guy's gone.
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  Speaker 2: He can't go back.
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  Speaker 1: To being a cute, fun guy. He was the epitome
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  Speaker 1: of a total delight.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, total delight.
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  Speaker 1: And then we saw him scream in front of the world,
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  Speaker 1: and we're like, you know what? You know who might
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  Speaker 1: not be such a delight at home? for the last
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  Speaker 1: 20 years Will Smith.
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  Speaker 2: And then now you're hearing other stories Paul Rodriguez.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes so I have that about oh this was
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  Speaker 1: kind of funny this and of course people are finding
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  Speaker 1: these amazing clips of him a lot of hypocritical ones
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  Speaker 1: the more you know don't get in a fight he's
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  Speaker 1: got that in his fresh prints you know Don't you know,
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  Speaker 1: there was one where him making fun of a bald
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  Speaker 1: man's head on Arsenio. And then this one, it was
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  Speaker 1: literally a clip from one of his sitcoms where he's
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  Speaker 1: laughing so hard at something. And then he looks over
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  Speaker 1: to his girlfriend who doesn't think it's funny. And then
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  Speaker 1: he changes his mood. That was really good. OK, yes.
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  Speaker 1: So The Sun is reporting an exclusive by The Sun.
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  Speaker 1: That Paul Rodriguez, who also was a very successful comedian
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  Speaker 1: as well as actor, he was hired to play the
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  Speaker 1: character of Muhammad Ali, which he was nominated for an
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  Speaker 1: Oscar for, Will Smith. He is like either doctor or
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  Speaker 1: boxer or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And he said that Will treated him absolutely horribly, total bully,
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  Speaker 1: used racial-like stuff, said, oh, there's no Mexicans here in
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  Speaker 1: South Africa to save you. And was just awful to
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  Speaker 1: the point that Paul, who was a comedian, who probably
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  Speaker 1: could take a lot of awful things, kept a diary
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  Speaker 1: of it. And then in the end, his part was
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  Speaker 1: cut way down.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, it's all interesting stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It just goes... It's like you always say, you know,
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  Speaker 2: greatest guy, greatest guy. O.J. Simpson was the best guy.
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  Speaker 1: To every best busboy.
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  Speaker 2: Every best boy in all of Beverly Hills. You just
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  Speaker 2: never know what's going on behind closed doors.
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  Speaker 1: Well, okay, I heard from another person that worked on
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  Speaker 1: set at certain things. And he said that they were
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  Speaker 1: at his house with Jada filming something. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if it was just an interview show or whatever. And
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  Speaker 1: there was... you know, someone's brother there. It was Will's brother.
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  Speaker 1: And according to this source, he said, you know, Jada
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  Speaker 1: was just like, oh, and this is Joe or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Right. And he yelled at Jada and accused
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  Speaker 1: her of not being respectful enough in introducing his brother. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: And so there's now, like, we kind of see that, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he has a temper.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: That she's had to deal with it, and maybe the
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  Speaker 1: way she dealt with it was, I'm going to get
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  Speaker 1: some fresh dick up in here, and I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: feel happy again, because you, like, you've been a nightmare,
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  Speaker 1: and it's affected me. Yeah. You know, so I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But we definitely explored, been exploring their marriage and relationship.
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  Speaker 1: But he's doing the right thing by, so he, you know,
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  Speaker 1: has resigned himself from the Academy.
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  Speaker 2: Which is what now.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, this is all weird. All that really means
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  Speaker 1: you don't vote.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. And you don't get the screeners.
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  Speaker 1: You don't get the screeners. You don't get to vote. No,
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  Speaker 1: I think you still get the screeners.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you can get the screeners.
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  Speaker 1: But you don't get to vote, but you still got
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  Speaker 1: to keep your Oscar. And so I guess if you
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  Speaker 1: are not nominated, then you might not get an invite.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah. In order for the— if they really wanted to
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  Speaker 2: take it seriously and say, we're going to clean this up,
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  Speaker 2: this is crazy, they've got to take the Oscar away.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's so stupid because it's not even a
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  Speaker 2: real thing. It's not like they're going to be disbarred
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  Speaker 2: or something.
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  Speaker 1: It's a stupid, fake prize.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.
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  Speaker 1: You're exactly right. It's like being disbarred and taking your
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  Speaker 1: medical license away.
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  Speaker 2: Right, but that's something you worked for and you can't
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  Speaker 2: practice anymore. Like the Oscar, now you're not the best actor,
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  Speaker 2: but you can still be in dumb movies. Right, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I think by preempting.
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  Speaker 1: It would make it look.
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  Speaker 2: Like they're taking it seriously.
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  Speaker 1: But I think he is... doing everything. He's doing it
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: all right. He's like, I'm going to beat you to it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a piece of shit. I agree. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: step away from the Oscar thing so you guys don't
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  Speaker 1: have to have a meeting about it. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: put these projects on hold so you guys don't have
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  Speaker 1: to worry that they won't be successful. I'm the one
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  Speaker 1: that's going to go to the fancy rehab place and
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  Speaker 1: talk about my dad and my yelling and whatever else
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  Speaker 1: is wrong with me. Right. And I'm going to go away.
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  Speaker 2: Can I tell you what we need?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know why we're not getting this and
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  Speaker 2: we need them back. We need to bring them back.
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  Speaker 2: I know you remember. I don't know if you remember many,
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  Speaker 2: many years ago. It was basically– it wasn't prime time.
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  Speaker 2: It was like afternoon. But every network broke into it live. Well,
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  Speaker 2: they're now going to cut away from our scheduled programming
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  Speaker 2: to bring you Michael Jackson– talking about his accusations. And remember,
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  Speaker 2: he was talking about his penis. Like, there's a mole
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  Speaker 2: on my penis, remember? And they cut away from, like,
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  Speaker 2: Oprah and to every network.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this is what I remember about the thing.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about, right?
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  Speaker 1: When the two, or there was only one kid at
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  Speaker 1: the time that was accusing him of it, they.
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  Speaker 1: Santa Barbara Police Department said we have to look at
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  Speaker 1: his penis.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and he talked about.
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  Speaker 1: That on TV. What I always thought it was, was
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  Speaker 1: you know how he had the skin disease?
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a person of color, it makes it really white.
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  Speaker 1: A white person can have it too. What is that? Alopecia.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not alopecia. Don't you dare say that.
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  Speaker 1: No, we're going to get to alopecia in a minute.
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  Speaker 1: But I forgot the name of it, but he had that.
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  Speaker 2: Empathigo or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: And instead of just rocking it like that famous model,
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  Speaker 1: he then bleached the rest of his skin to match it.
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  Speaker 1: What's it called? Vertiligo.
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  Speaker 2: Vertiligo. Yeah. Vertiligo. Vertiligo.
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  Speaker 1: Vertiligo. Okay, or something close.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, something close.
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  Speaker 1: And so I think that there was a bit of
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  Speaker 1: that different coloring on his penis.
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  Speaker 2: Penis, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But I can't remember if he said, no, my penis doesn't,
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  Speaker 1: or I think he went to say how humiliating it was.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, humiliating that he had to show his penis to
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  Speaker 2: the police.
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  Speaker 1: How dare anyone question me when I love children? Children
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  Speaker 1: and I are best friends forever.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing more beautiful than giving them some warm milk
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  Speaker 1: at night Watching a little movie, turn on the twinkling lights.
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  Speaker 2: It never gets more bizarre than that guy's life. It
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  Speaker 2: was just, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Where he's up in the tree.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, I mean, when he's climbing the tree and
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  Speaker 2: the guy's got to pretend that that's normal behavior. A
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  Speaker 2: 40-year-old man's climbing a tree. Remember the guy was going
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  Speaker 2: to go up with him? That was that crazy interview
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  Speaker 2: we all watched with that English. You're right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because also.
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  Speaker 2: And remember he was shopping for like, he was just
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  Speaker 2: walking through Vegas somewhere. store with horrible statues. I'll take it.
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  Speaker 2: I'll take that.
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  Speaker 1: And then we found out later he never paid for
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff. Well, I think the reason we don't
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  Speaker 1: have that anymore is because of the internet and social media.
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  Speaker 1: I know. You needed to have a press conference to
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  Speaker 1: get the word out and get it from your point
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  Speaker 1: of view.
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  Speaker 2: That's what he needs to do right now, though. Ladies
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  Speaker 2: and gentlemen, we're breaking into Judge Judy or whatever, 3 o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: Will Smith will now speak about the Oscars.
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  Speaker 1: What should he say?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, he should say what he should have
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  Speaker 2: said in his acceptance speech. He should definitely make some
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  Speaker 2: sort of apology to Chris Rock. I know he has
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  Speaker 2: on Instagram and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But it needs to be verbal.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Because just the writing, you know, who knows who did that.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he did or maybe his assistant did. You know what?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe he really is too frickin' broken. And I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: he had a team of people deciding. And if he
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  Speaker 1: was to do a video, even with a team of
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  Speaker 1: people analyzing it, the world of public opinion— And the
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: comments that come after it, sometimes they're like, look, I
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: just don't even think I can predict how something is
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: going to be received. Right. So I think we write
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  Speaker 1: this up. We don't have you say it. You go
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  Speaker 1: off to this place and do some yoga and whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And let's just put– sorry.
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  Speaker 2: What is this place? Like where is it?
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  Speaker 1: It's some luxurious– I don't think we're going to find
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  Speaker 1: out what it is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It just said that he was doing that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So he's going to go lie on a beach somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: And– Absolutely. And I think just have therapy around the clock.
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  Speaker 1: And then, yeah. So that's why I don't think we're
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  Speaker 1: going to get that Michael Jackson. Those days are over.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: It's sad.
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  Speaker 1: Those days are over. It is sad. Speaking of alopecia,
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  Speaker 1: a juicy scooper made this for me and said, let's
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  Speaker 1: not forget the true spokesperson of alopecia. And that was Jiggy.
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  Speaker 1: Lisa Vanderpump's dog, rest in peace.
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  Speaker 2: I've met the dog. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And the reason Jiggy wore clothes is because Jiggy had alopecia.
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  Speaker 2: And Will Smith got a song, Getting Jiggy With It. So,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's all making sense. Wait, maybe there's some
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  Speaker 2: sort of conspiracy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God, maybe. Because you know what? The other
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  Speaker 1: conspiracy theory is there's people saying, does she really have alopecia?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because when they look close to her scalp, you saw
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  Speaker 1: all the follicles.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, maybe her hair wasn't It's thick and luxurious,
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  Speaker 1: but she kind of chose to just go, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I have a perfect head. I have a perfect face.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to rock this out. But, yeah, I mean,
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: you're right. The whole jiggy thing is just layers.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if you remember. There was
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: a time I shaved my head a couple of years
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: ago during COVID, and you laughed in my face. I screamed.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: I could have gotten up and punched people, but I didn't.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: You could have hit me.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: I sat and took it. You're right.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You laughed.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Just laughed it off.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Just like when there's that TikTok of Chris Rock's face afterwards.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: And they do it to sad music and then they
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: show him talking to Howard Stern about his horrible childhood
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: and how he was bullied so horribly as a kid.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Anyway, Amy Schumer did kind of an interesting post.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Where she said, Want to thank Michael Cera for the
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: don't look up joke. Suli McCullough for the Leo joke.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Wang picks for the Williams sister dad jokes. And that
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: shit that happened was upsetting and I'm not going to. Okay.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: I thought this was a little bit weird that she
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: gave people credit because also on Twitter were people saying
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: that she stole the Leo joke.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: There was a Twitter joke in there. And I'm like,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: So what, but then you're making it very clear that
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: this other comedian. No, no, that's Sully McCullough is the
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: one who wrote, Sully wrote the Leo joke. Yeah. And
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: it's like, and first of all, like, this is just weird.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Why are you doing that? There was a group of writers.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: You all just take it. Right. You all just take it.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: But she could say, hey, look, if there's some jokes
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: that were similar to people saying on Twitter, it was
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: a group effort. We all approved it. People think of
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: the same thing. But I thought this was a little
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: bit rude.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: That she's like pointing out to be like.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: That's interesting. Yeah. Yeah. I, I mean, I, I know
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: it's one of those jokes that though, you know, could be,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, everyone's made that Leo's got young girlfriends jokes.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: They were on last year's.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Right. But I mean, well, the, in that Twitter one
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: that I talked about, it was exactly that. It was
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: about leaving the earth a better, safer place for his
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: future girlfriends.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Right.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: And, but then somebody else found it even earlier than
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: the one that got retweeted so many times.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: That someone else said it. And, you know, we talked
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: a little bit. People– it's a similar thing. And that's
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: why I talk mostly about my family because I'm like– Right.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Nobody can– You can't tell me that your son said
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: the exact same thing my son did. But there's still–
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: sometimes I hear people say things and I'm like, oh,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I have a similar joke about my kids. I mean
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: it just happens.
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: Anyway– Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: daughter is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay.
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: Hair care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: her bestie. But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: I'm an early bird, buying one present a week from
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: now till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: buy in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or
• 18:08
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• 18:10
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• 18:11
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• 18:16
  Speaker 3: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 18:27
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• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: filed against me.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: what would you do if it was given back?
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: home dad.
• 18:48
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• 18:49
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• 18:52
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• 18:53
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• 18:56
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• 18:57
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• 18:59
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• 19:00
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• 19:02
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• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 19:08
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• 19:11
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• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Let me see what else we have. Okay, so let's
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: get to the Grammys.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Are we done?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Are we done with Will and Jada? We know it's... Okay,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: so now.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about the Grammys. Yeah, we got to be
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: done with it because I feel like there's nothing more
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: to say about it other than it ruined the Oscars.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: It could have been a good year for the Oscars.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I feel like they were back a little bit. I
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: feel like they had some good people there.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: And it just... Nobody... There's nothing... I'll just say this,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: and I hope this is not mean in any way.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: But i know a lot of people are trying to
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: get award shows to be shorter yes you know they
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: took eight categories out of the oscars in order to
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: make it a shorter thing yes and i don't know
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: if that's going to work or not you know people
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: are going to watch you know they're not going to
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: watch regardless if it's three hours or an hour and
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: a half yeah But here's what we need to stop doing.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: And I love Liza Minnelli and all the people that they,
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: every year we get one who they bring out. And
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: we know it's going to be a bit of a
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: process right from the get-go. Yeah. The moment we see them,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Kirk Douglas come walking out like, oh boy, you know,
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: this is going to be a problem. And I think
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: we just need to like, we all love Liza. We
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: all love Kirk Douglas. We all love these people. Warren
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Beatty and Faye Dunaway. We love them. But eventually you
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: got to go, all right, let's stay home tonight. Because
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: there's a cue card. It seems to be far away.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think if when I'm at that level,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: I would rather stay home.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: You don't think, you think Liza Minnelli wants to go out?
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I want people to, no, but they must, though, kind
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: of still want to, like, be out at the, out.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: But I would think, like, hey, I'm not at my prime. Yeah.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: And I don't want someone to then compare what I
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: look like, you know, 15 years ago.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Not even that. It's just like, yeah, it's a lot of,
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: you know, I feel like that, that, Cue card is
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: very far away. And even like people who are in
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: their 50s seem to have trouble reading it.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: So they forget about it. And it rolls fast. We
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: all know. We've done cue cards. It's tough. And just
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Liza and Joni Mitchell last night on the Grammys to
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: get back to the Grammys.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Joni Mitchell, a lover. But, you know, another one. Pigtails.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I want to talk about 60-year-old people wearing pigtails and braids.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: You've got to stop.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: You've got to stop.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Joni Mitchell with the pigtails.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I don't care if braids and pigtails are in at
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: a certain age, and high ponies for that matter.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go younger than 60. I'm going to
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: go 45. You've got to lose the pigtails. Okay. It
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: starts to look like a weird fetish thing that your husband,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: you know, or grandma got into the rubber bands. The
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: pigtails on a certain age just look a little odd.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Right, I agree.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, good, I'm glad.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, so Trevor Noah was, I did not watch, but
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: was there anything funny that he said? It sounds like
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: it was very safe. Well, I'll say this.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: It was, and probably the way it should be, you know?
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Just get to it. It was very safe, it was
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: very kind of corny jokes, but it was just like,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: it's not about him.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: It's not about comedy.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was good, it was fine. He doesn't, nobody's,
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: you know, I'll say this about the movie. Will Smith thing,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: not to let him off the hook. But it is
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: odd that, I don't know when it happened, and like
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Billy Crystal didn't do it. I'm not for it or
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: against it. Right. But it is odd that like the,
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: I feel like the Oscars have become, the monologue has
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: to be a roast now, which it never did before.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: It never used to have to be a roast.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Well, when Billy Crystal did it, he put himself into
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: all the movies.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, right, right.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: And what I, and I think the reason, I talked
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: about this on Juicy Scoop before, that is so much work.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: That is so many hours for the host to do
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: in preparation that sitting around and having people write jokes
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: and you kind of say, I like that, I don't
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: like that, and practicing your monologue as a stand-up comic
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: is a lot less time involved than what Billy Crystal
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: used to do.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: And also, I wouldn't even recommend that necessarily because... Nobody
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: knows the movies.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Like what was so fun is like all of a
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: sudden you'd see him like they'd turn and it would
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: be Billy Crystal on a horse and that would be– Titanic. Yes.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: And you'd be like– and the whole audience would be like, ah!
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: You know, I actually just watched Kelly– no, I would
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: say Regis. That's all of them. Kelly and Ryan, their
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: morning after Oscar thing last Monday.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: And she likes to do impressions and stuff. So she
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: was in Gucci. And then he played a coach in
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: King Richard. They'd done this whole thing. And then no
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: one gives a shit because it was about the slap.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: And they're like, wow, well, a lot happened. We don't
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: even want to get into that. But let's show our
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: amazing sketch. So they were doing the Billy Crystal thing.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: And there's like 10 people in the audience with a
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: mask on. And they're like, whoa. And I'm just like, oh,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: my God, this is so long. And all I can
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: think about is how many hours it took Kelly and
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Ryan to film it. Like, he had to go to
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: the tennis courts and get a wig on. She had
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: to do the Gucci thing.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: I mean... Yeah, yeah. That's so much effort.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: And nobody cares.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: I know. But still, it has become roasty.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: And, you know, for that reason, you've got to be
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: able to take the hit, you know, in the case
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: of Jada Pinkett. So it is. And he didn't do
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: that last night. Yes. He didn't do roasting stuff. It
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: was just kind of straightforward jokes. You know, fine. He's fine.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Cardi B did not go. And then got really mad
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: at her Twitter fan base because they were like somehow
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: attacking her kids or something. She's like and then so
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: then she talked this morning and she was like, yeah,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I deleted my Twitter. And I'm not doing a great impression,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: but I deleted my Twitter because, you know, I was
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: only nominated for one fucking award and I wasn't. I
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: didn't win anyway. So why should I go? So people
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: were giving her shit for not attending because to her.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: To only be nominated for one is not worth it
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: for her to put on her corset and, you know,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: go get dressed.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Right. Sure. I see that.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: So, you know. Yeah. Which is shocking because I remember
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: right when COVID started, she did like a funny video
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: where she's like, I'm sick of this shit. I want
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: to go on the red carpet. I want to wear
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: a dress. And now here the opportunity comes and she's
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: like everybody else just wants to be in her sweats
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: and stay home. Yeah. it's like not for only one nom.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah like no way it was good i'll tell you
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: i thought the grammys were pretty good i thought the
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: performances were good i thought everybody did a good job
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: yeah it was a good mix of different types of
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: music all the genres were kind of uh were kind
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: of out there and it was great i i was
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: i was a fan it was quick felt like it
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: wasn't too.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Long okay well let's get to the fashions so this
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: girl taylor parks she's big growing star great songwriter Anyway,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: she wore like a weird costume, like a dinosaur or
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: something costume.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: But all right, I don't know what it was about.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I'm sure people are going to yell at me. How
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: do you not know that Taylor Parks was wearing that?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Because blah, blah, blah. I don't. I don't know everything, people.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I literally, I don't know everything.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Her father was a.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Her father worked with lizards.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: God, Heather.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: And he died of weird... Yeah.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. Yeah, so people got so mad that I
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: did not know... about Questlove.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, what about him?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I didn't really know what the documentary was about.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't really know the group. I don't watch late.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Night talk shows. Yeah, well, don't go into the Grammys
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: because Stephen Colbert's guy won Album of the Year.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, good.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Jean-Baptiste.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, great. Okay, not really my genre of thing. Justin
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Bieber is, you know, you know what this sort of
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: reminds me of? It's like, Remember that weird thing, Slender Man?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: So he's wearing this enormous suit. He went into Shaquille
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: O'Neal's closet from 1992 and borrowed the suit. And that's
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: what I want to say, this big blazer look. For
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: young girls, this is such an easy look if you
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: like it. You go to your grandpa's house.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Chances are your grandpa hasn't put a suit on in
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: 20 years.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: But he's got one from 1995. And if you're petite,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: it'll be just the right size. And he hasn't gotten
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: rid of it. Because one thing grandpas don't do are
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: they don't clean out their closet and call the home
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: edit people to come over.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: There's a pretty good chance in the inside pocket there'll
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: be some lozenges. Yes, yes.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: So, I mean, I've seen girls do this look. I mean, literally, why?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: And then he wore like a hot pink beanie that
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: you would like a girl would go skiing in. Yeah.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: It's like the gas station beanie. It's the one you
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: get at. Yeah. Yeah.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: It's just an awful look.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Well, also. Focus looking here. Oh, sorry. You're noticing the
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: big shoes. There was a lot of big shoes.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Giant shoes.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: That giant shoe on the red carpet or during the performances.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: I noticed a lot of big shoes.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Big shoes, suits from 1992 that are 12 sizes too large.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Now, who is that? I'm sure that's a fashion designer
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: that's probably a $ 9, 000 suit. And that's going to be
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: a thing, right?
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, extra material.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Who's Dylan Francis? I don't know, but what is he
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: wearing on the red carpet? Oh, this guy was on
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: the red carpet?
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, anyway, the red carpet was weird. Was that him?
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Well, it is the Grammys. I mean, there's some different things. Okay,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say that this girl... who I love, Swati, Swati.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Sowiti.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Can I just call her Sowiti?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Sowiti, yeah.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Sowiti. I love her music, and I think that she
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: wore the perfect outfit for the Grammys. First of all,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: she has a great body.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: But she wore like this bright pink skirt, showed her midriff,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: had like a cute bikini type top, but formal.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: And then hot pink gloves. And it was just funky
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: enough for the Grammys, but she still looked classy and hot.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: That was my best outfit of the night.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: What about Dua Lipa? She looked good.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: She always looks good. She wore like a Versace type
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: of look.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Actually, Versace came out.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Donatella?
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Donatella Versace was with them.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: And she pulled off their like bottoms and showed off
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: their outfits. Her and Megan V.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Pulled off their bottoms.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: They were both, her and Megan V. Stallion. Megan V. Stallion.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Were standing there. And Donatella Versace was in between them.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: And she said, and now expose, like here's. their outfits.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: And yeah, it did like a reveal.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Well, she was just photographed with our girl, Britney Spears.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: So people think.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Is she going to try to help her? Is she
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: going to get rid of the brown central pumps? Yeah.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Is she going to say, look, you only need four
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: crop off the shoulder yellow tops. You don't need 25.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know what Donatello is.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Going to do. Well, I saw a thing the other day,
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Britney Spears, a video of her dancing in the living
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: room or something. You know, what we always talk about.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: And I saw the thing that I've always suspected. And
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: finally I was confirmed. Okay. There was a dog poop
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: behind her on the floor. An unattended dog poop. Unattended
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: dog poop. Little, you know, not a giant one, but still.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Listen.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: It's still in the house, a dog poop. But I'm
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: under the impression that there's a lot of dog poops
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: around the house.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Well, what I think is, you know, I am a
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: dog owner. And when your dog's got to go, they
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: start to kind of, like, get all excited. Like, come on, like,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: let me out of the house. Take me for a
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: short walk. And for something. thing tells me that she
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: doesn't always miss cue like maybe some cues maybe a
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: little distracted spinning around to know that it's time to
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: take the dog out um you know also oh my
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: god am i i listen i used to watch talk
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: shows and say no one wants to hear a dog
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: story but i do have to tell you something my
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: dog did okay i tried on this bathing suit that
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: i just got and i was pretty excited about it
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: and we were going to palm desert this weekend so
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: literally 6 40 in the morning i put it on
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: i'm like this one is the one i'm going to
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: wear she saw me in that suit okay I laid
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: all my clothes down on the ground, like, before I
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: packed them up. And then we noticed that she did
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: take a shit, like, on this little carpet, like, this
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: little piece of carpet in our bathroom.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, my God. So then Peter
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: was like, all right, let me take her out. Then
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I go to pack up my suit. She peed on
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: my suit. There were many other suits to choose from.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: So it was her way of saying. And she chose.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: She said, you think you're going to wear that bitch?
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: And leave me here? I don't think so. Right. Wow.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: So then I had to pack a different suit. I
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: was going to bring the piss stain.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I was like, how is this wet? Like, I didn't
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: get this wet.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's what Brittany's dog was trying to do, too.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Like, stop spinning. I'm going to shit right here.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, dogs are smart.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Or your feet are spinning around.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: And maybe you'll finally stop.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: And that brown pump is going to step in this
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: brown shit. And you're going to learn that you have
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: other responsibilities.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Besides posting on Instagram.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: First thing, if your dog shits in your house, and
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: they all do.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: It's going to happen. The first thing you got to
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: move right to the top of this do list is
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: pick up the dog shit before you make your videos.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: You got it. That's got to be the first. Anyway,
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: that's love. Love her.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Love.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Love the Grammys.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: OK.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: And then and, you know.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Lady Gaga.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Bring Tony Bennett. Thankfully, you know, she heard what I said.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Let's let's not drag for Tony Bennett.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I will have to say, though. In watching it, I
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: almost feel like she was the most senior person there
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: at this point. And she dressed kind of like an
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: old lady.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Well, she was doing that type of performance. She was
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: doing the classics from her album with Tony Bennett.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Okay. All right.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: It did play. I loved Lady Gaga. She's got a
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: great voice and she could do any type of genre
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: of music, which is great. However, it did come off
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: a little in the beginning. Her performance came off a
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: little Saturday Night Live sketchy. She was doing like a
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: real face thing. And it was very distracting. It was
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: very like Julia Sweet.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Like she was doing like, welcome to the lounge.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Exactly. And it was very Nora Dawn or those old
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Saturday Night Live girls who used to do those characters.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Like when we did our Chris and Heather together forever. Yeah,
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: we used to do characters that were like that.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Chris and I, I know we've talked about it. At
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: the end of our run of Chelsea Lately, we did
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: a sketch of where we would be in like 30
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: years from now. And, you know, we were being like
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: an old couple that you would come to. like a
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: bar cruise and we did a variety show. And I
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: just remember we were doing a bingo game and I
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: was like, bingo, bingo. Who's got the bingo?
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Bingo, bingo. That was when we, nobody cared anymore. We
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: were just making, the funny thing was they both dressed
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: us up. Remember they had that tape. Oh, I love it.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: It was like the 19, I guess, the old fashioned.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Facelift tape that people used to wear in the movies
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: in the fifties. And we were all like, It's the
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: greatest thing ever.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I just saw a TikTok about that.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I can't remember where the girl puts the tape. And
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know, people said it wasn't real, but I
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: was like, this needs to come back, Scott.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was great.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Okay. Speaking of old people, I just noticed this. It
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: was Joan Collins posted her, Joan Collins, who is, you know,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: from Dynasty.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: And Liza Minnelli and some guy playing piano. And I
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: just scream grabbed it because I'm like, where is josh
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: wolf gonna just like not josh wolf sorry is josh
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: flag yeah for a million dollar listing this would be
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: like his evening like where is he like sit he
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: needs to join these old ladies um um so the
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: girls doja cat you know they're they all they won
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: they looked sexy okay this was not this was disturbing.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: It was very disturbing i watched.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: The clip did a tiktok and Pretty sure she did
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: not go to the Grammys, right?
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: No, not that I know of.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: And she released this during the Grammys. And it was just,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: you know, she has got a real, real tight facelift
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: with a lot of other things going on.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: But she did say this was a filter of some sort.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: She was doing the filter. That's what I read this morning,
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: that it was a filter. Everyone, stop your concern.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Anyway, she got real close to it and like kissed it.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: And it was just really kind of frightening. And she
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: has got braids and barrettes.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Like a second grader.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: A lot of braids and barrettes.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say this now and give us both credit. Okay.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: And this is going to bring Will Smith and Madonna
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: and all of it. Show business, as you can see,
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: is a tough game. And no matter who you are
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: and how strong you are, like a Will Smith, Or Madonna.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: And you eventually are going to crack. This shit is
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: going to make you crack. Whatever it is. Reading comments, whatever.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Something's going to make you crack. Case in point, Will
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Smith at the Oscars, Madonna. You and I have been
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: in this business a long time.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: We have yet to crack.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Well, I kind of feel like because even though we're
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: not the youngest, we were there and we were on
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: the Twitter and Instagram and TikTok and everything pretty often.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: quick into when it was popular, right? So we kind
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: of rose with it even though we weren't, you know,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: 20 years old. Yeah. And I think part of the
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: cracking is when more established stars and stuff finally go, okay,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: I guess I have to join.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: And then they get addicted and they go crazy just
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: like a 15-year-old might.
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: But they're like, I'm Madonna. They get just as thirsty.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: They need the love. They read the comments. They, like,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: they need to be, like, Yeah. They need to feed
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: that same ego that they got when they went on
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: tour at 30 years old.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: But now they're 60. Yeah. And it's a deadly combination.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It certainly is.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: And like, you know, in the past, big stars, you know,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: would be in their room and everyone around them would go,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: oh my God, it's beautiful. You know, can I see
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: the reviews? Can I see the reviews of my play?
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: And then they'd be like, just show her this one,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: you know, she doesn't know that there's bad ones and everything.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: And like, you read that or, um, if they gained weight,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: the stylist would, would change, would say it was still
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: a size six dress and they expand it and put us.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: And so then be like, you know, then she would
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: still think that she was size six and they put
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: a skinny mirror and, you know, and like all this
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: kind of stuff to just keep her, to eat the, the,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: the ego of the star to the point that they
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: don't start doing weird tick tocks like this on Grammy night. Yeah.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: But now no one can keep someone from their phone.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: No.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: So it's like they're going to be able to be
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: out there.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: She was saying it was a filter.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: But also it's not far off. Like I know the
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: filter she's doing. I've seen everybody do that.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: This is not the pillow face filter. It's not.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: There might be another filter. Because I did see.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a great filter because she got in real
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: close and no offense.
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Even though she doesn't have a liner face, I saw pores.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: It wasn't perfect. It wasn't a filter to make you
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: look prettier.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: So I don't know. I want to talk about a friend,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Jen Kirkman. Oh. Love her so much.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: So she showed a clip from this comedy album special
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: she did with Video. And she talks about Louis C.K.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: I listened to the album. It's great.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: And she tells the Louis C.K. story, and I'm so
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: glad she shared it in her special.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to paraphrase her joke, so forgive me, Jen.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Now, let me just say this.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Louis C.K. last night won the Grammy for Best Comedy Album.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: He won, and he was not there to accept it,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: which was, again, a great move.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Great.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, there was no way he would go.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: No.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: There were several people. They were saying that, you know,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: is there cancel culture? Do people cancel culture? You know,
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Caitlyn loves to cancel culture sort of thing now. They're
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: canceling everyone.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: So, but last night Marilyn Manson was nominated for Grammys.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: And as was Louis C.K.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Right. So Marilyn didn't win anything.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Not that I know of, no.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: And Marilyn didn't go.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Marilyn was not there, no, no, no. So, yeah. Anyway,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: go on.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Well, I agree with you in that, you know, the
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: whole cancel culture that really probably started maybe four years
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: ago is when we first started to talk about it.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, I think we can honestly say whatever... Purgatory,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: cancel people were put in. It's getting shorter and shorter.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: And I think there's more of a way to do it.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: The first thing is go away. Go away. Go away.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Say you're sorry. Go away. And then when you creep back,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: you might get some resistance. But the thing is. Hey,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: you don't have to listen to Louis C.K. You don't
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: have to go to his show.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: And if the comedy club wants to have him and
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: if enough people find what he did, mostly men probably
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: don't think it's that bad.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: And they still like him and they don't want to
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: see a perv that jacks off in front of people
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: without asking be fired from life because they've done it too. Right.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: So they're like, well, this is a crime I don't
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: think is so bad. So that's who's enjoying him. But
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: in order for him to have won, people I assume
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: that voted, I understand sometimes the nominations, I believe, are
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: a couple calls, okay? Right. And really, this person got nominated?
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Who's their manager?
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But I assume the people that voted actually bothered
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: to listen.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Maybe, sure.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: So if they loved it, if they thought that was
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: the funniest one.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: But no, there's no, you know, like, what are you
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: going to do? But I love that she talked about
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: this because Jen had a situation with Louis C.K. And
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I feel like she told me this story, but then
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: when it first came out, she was like, I don't
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: want to talk about it. She would tell reporters, like,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: leave me alone.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Well, it's exactly what the issue is with something like this. Yes.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: And was what Jen was going through. He was, at
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: that time, a very powerful guy. She wanted to tell
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: the story, but also she wanted to have a career, too.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Right, yes.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: So that's what– I mean, whether you think it's right
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: or wrong what he did or it's not that bad
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: or whatever– Here's where it becomes a problem. It becomes
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: a problem for the person who it's done to.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Louis C.K. is going to go on and do fine.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: He can play theater the rest of his life. However,
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: now Jen is put in a weird position where I'd
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: love to talk about this and warn other people, whatever
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: the case may be, but I can't because I will
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: be screwed in this business.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: So that's what the issue is. Right.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: And then, you know, online she would get so much even.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Hate from people that even know. She's posting it all now.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that know that she went through this. And I
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: always say the thing that I thought was so shitty
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: about the Louis CK thing is that the two girls
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: that met him at the comedy festival who thought they
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: were hanging out with him, thought maybe my God, maybe
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: they'll put us on a show, introduce us, whatever. And
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: he just started to jerk off in front of them. Um,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Where are their careers today?
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I don't even know their names.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Right, exactly.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: But they were at a festival as a comic female
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: duo that, you know, at that time there weren't that
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: many female writers. People were looking for female writers. What
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: happened is then he was like, oh, shit.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: And he made the calls to make sure those girls
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: never got jobs, weren't in writers' rooms to tell the story.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: He didn't just squash the story. He, like, squashed them.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Right, I know.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: And that's where I'm like, I'll repeat that point of
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: view until I die.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Because I don't think people understand how shitty it was.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: It wasn't the actual witnessing him jerking off.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: It was like, fuck, you did the crime and now
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: you're going to make me feel bad that you did
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: it to me.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: So in her story, it was really funny and it's
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: on her Instagram and she was just saying like, I
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: literally thought he was doing a bit about a gross guy.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: that starts to jerk off in front of someone without
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: asking when he started to like, Oh, he wants to
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: hear my opinion as he starts talking.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. She said, yeah, it is. It's fascinating.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Is her story that he jerked off in front of
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: her without asking?
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Uh, he asked, but she thought, okay, from what I gather,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: I listened to the album the other night. And from
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: what I gathered, it was at a comedy club. He
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: had done a show and they went upstairs to like
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: a green room type situation. And, and, he asked like,
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: can I drink over? And she thought, Oh, this is
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: a bit he's thinking about doing. So she was like, Oh,
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: I like it. I like what you're going with it.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: But like, so she didn't know. Um, and I guess,
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't, I don't think the dick
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: ever came out. As a matter of fact, I think
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: she says it in the album that the dick never
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: did actually come out. Right.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: But he was fishing.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: He was fishing. Yeah. I guess that's what you do,
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: you know? So I don't know. It's, uh, It's all
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: very interesting.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I'm glad, though, that it's in her special.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, if there's one thing to take away from
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: this and all these guys who get– Yeah. Like the
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: thing that I think is gone for Louis is the
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: fact that he's going to be– back in making movie,
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: those weird movies that we, I think you and I
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: were the only two ever watched that.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: One weird movie.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Well, they took it off the shelf. I know, but
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: we got a copy of it somehow.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: And it was a movie, very Woody Allen. And the
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: story was that this 17-year-old girl could not get enough
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: of this 70-year-old man that she wanted to fuck all
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: the time. And it was absolutely a movie to groom
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: the audience into rethinking the how, oh, maybe this isn't
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: so bad. Maybe this girl is mature enough. If she's
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: that horny for him, what's he supposed to do? And
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: there were several storylines of layers in that. And when
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: I saw that, I was like, yeah, and people need
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: to know who wrote this. Just like Woody Allen wrote
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: that movie Manhattan where a 17-year-old girl could not get
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: enough of his 43-year-old body. She wanted to bone him
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: all the time. And I'm like, Woody Allen wrote that movie.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: You guys.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: And that's where... media and stuff will get in your
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: head and you will start to rethink what's okay and
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: what's not okay. Right. I mean, it's why when we
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: watch movies that were just written 20 years ago, we're like,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe this movie got out. Yeah.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: A lot, all of them.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: A movie about, remember that movie where the Johnny Knoxville
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: pretends to have, um, down syndrome to get, to earn,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: to win money in the special Olympics. Yeah. I mean,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: these things.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Sean Penn's got one where he, they can't even watch
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: that one now. With Sean Pendleton.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I am Sam.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: I am Sam.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: He played a special, like he had.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he worked at Starbucks.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: And he had special needs, but he still was able
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: to like get custody of his daughter.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: And then didn't even.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: No, he had custody of his daughter.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: I know, but there was also a love interest. You
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: ever watch the one with Giovanni Ribisi and Juliette Lewis? Oh, yeah.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: They were both. They were both special needs.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: They were special needs lovers.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Yes. Tough to watch.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Tough to watch.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Rosie O'Donnell did one, too.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: My Sister's Keeper or something, and she was the sister
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: that needed to be kept.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: And then Rosie O'Donnell played a dominatrix in a sex movie.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: I think we've just mentioned two Gary Marshall movies, which
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: is sad.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Anyway, Kanye has also dropped out of Coachella just today.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just as hot news.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: First, of course, they said you can't perform at the Grammys.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: And then, you know, Page Six wrote, like, he was
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: a no-show. Do you really expect him to show up
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: when you don't let him play? But he did win
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: two awards. He did win two Grammys. Maybe that's why
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: the award show was so short.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Nobody showed up.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: So many of the people showed up, and they're like,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I'm going to accept this award. Anyway, he dressed up
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: as Coachella. Travis Scott, of course, is not a Coachella.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: So maybe that'll be a short show, too.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll get that over with quick.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Kim and Pete, Pete met Kim, Kim met Pete's grandparents.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, good.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: This is real. This is 100% real.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: And I was watching SNL and he did this like
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: funny video. I guess, I don't know if he's on
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: the show anymore or what.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: He gets some sort of pass. Like I used to
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: hear in the old days of SNL, if you read
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: anyone's books who's on the cast of SNL. They'll say, like,
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: you couldn't take off if your family died. You had
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: to be there Saturday night.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: But for whatever reason, he's able to come and go
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: as he pleases. Lorne Michaels seems to just love this
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: guy and he just gives him pass. Not that I
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: like him, too. I think he's funny on Saturday Night Live.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I think what he's doing by dating Cam has gotten people,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I'm sure the ratings have gone up. So he did
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: this video. So he was not there, but he had
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: a big music video. Where he's like singing this– rapping
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: this song with I think Gunna who was the guest
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: as well, the musical guest. And it was cute. It
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: was like about when you want to watch a movie,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: you look now at the time like on Netflix or
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: whatever and you're like, oh my god, two hours and
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: 47 minutes.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: No.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: So it was just like I want to watch a
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: short-ass movie. But I'm telling you, him rapping and everything–
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: You see it? I mean, I've seen it already.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: I've said it too.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: It's growing on.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: It's growing.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: And now it's like his game and everything. It's just like, yes.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: And the fact that he, you know, and guys get
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: hotter based on who they date. Just like sometimes women,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: you know, they date up. They keep dating up.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Look at Travis Barker. First of all, last night, again,
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: there on the red carpet.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think I have a photo.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Courtney and Travis.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I have a photo of them.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: And they're doing the time. There it is.
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: Which is so weird, as you and I both know,
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: being big stars, we've walked red carpets. And you have
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: to stop and do a pose in front of people.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: And their pose seems to be the tongue touch.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, listen, they both have had much more
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: experience on a red carpet than us.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: And it seems to be working. A lot of people
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: were questioning if she was pregnant when she was exercising.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: at the Oscars. She wore a black dress and like
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: from the side, it was like a slight pooch. I said,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think this is a 42-year-old
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: girl who's in love.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: And it's just not being as strict with her diet
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: as she was. Right. She still looks great and she's
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: still like a size whatever, two or four. Yeah. Last night,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: I think she took a little bloating pill or something
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: because the stomach was flat again.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: And so, you know, listen, girls, you need to get
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: skinny in a week and you're a Kardashian. You do
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: the juice cleanse. You do the thing where you'd sweat,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: people to go on those sweating things. You dehydrate yourself
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: a little and, like, you can get in that dress
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: and then today you're at In-N-Out.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: It works. Right.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Anyway, I don't think she's pregnant. And then Addison Rae
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: was doing the same tongue thing with her boyfriend. As
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: you know, Addison Rae and Kourtney hit it off before
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: she got with Travis.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Who's that guy? Who's her boyfriend?
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: He's some guy, Omar Fetty. Is he a singer too?
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: He's an Israeli guitarist. Oh. He's an Israeli guitarist with
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: pink hair. But Addison Rae has her own show, Big Billboard.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Addison Rae is a huge TikTok star.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: I know her, yeah.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: It's not for you.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: I'm telling the people. I'm familiar with Addison Rae.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I have to sometimes tell people what we're talking about. So,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: and she was really one of the people that took
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: off and then, you know, he became more famous because she,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: because Mason Disick was a fan of hers. So Courtney
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: was like, come over and meet my little horny son
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: and like do a TikTok dance in our backyard. So
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: then they were like best friends and it was like
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: the last season of Kardashians and everybody's like, Is Courtney
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: having a midlife crisis? Why is she hanging out with
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: a 19-year-old? Then just like all 19-year-olds, Courtney got a
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: boyfriend and we don't hear about Addison Rae anymore. So
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Addison Rae has a show that you are to watch
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: on Snapchat.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Whoa, that's still going?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: It's a Snap original called Addison Rae Goes Home. And
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: I just started to laugh so much about it.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: I'm like, goes home?
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Like, wow. life has changed so much since I left
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: my hometown two and a half years ago.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: I'm like, do you imagine that? I'm like, this is
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: like when I went to USC and then came back
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: to the Valley. Like, wow. Like if I was like, wow,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: it's still the same old target.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: It looks like she's in some sort of farm from
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: a farm situation.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: She's a Louisiana or whatever.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: That's a fun.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, but are we watching a
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: little bit of it? And it's just like, so I'm
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: going to talk to my good friends and wow, nothing's changed.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Nothing like getting on a, ATV and going through the
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: woods or whatever and even the way it's filmed like
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: they put her in little buns you know little pigtail
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: buns and then put her in a tank top and
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: she's pretty and she's kind of wholesome and I mean
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: that is every perv's like dream so they like whoever's
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: filming it is like yeah we know who's watching who's
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: snap chatting to this because then she's like I love being,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: I love going on my ATV. Like, I'm just like,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. And I'm just, but seriously, what is the content?
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Like how has life changed in the three years? And
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: also COVID was two of that.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Like, Oh yeah.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying like, oh, the Walmart, they moved the
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: bikinis from, this is where we used to shop for clothes,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: and now they moved the clothes section.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: You want to do one of these, you do one
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: with me when I go back home to Ronkonkoma, Long Island,
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: and go to a bar and listen to every meth
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: head tell me they're thinking about starting a comedy career.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking about doing comedy. Comedy seems fun. They're 52.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: I'm coming home, coming home. Yeah, anyway, so she's doing
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: just fine in life.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Let me see if there's anything else. Oh, and then Kanye,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: just to finish this, Kanye said that he too is
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: going to go away to get help. Right. If he
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: shows up at the same place with Will Smith.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: I just don't think anything could be more fun.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Bad Boys 4.
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: That's the perfect plot line. Start that. Bad Boys for life.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Okay. And then I just, it's very sad about Taylor Swift.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: So sad.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Hawkins.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: They did a nice tribute to him at the.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Grammys last night. That was just a big shock for
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: the Foo Fighters and for everybody.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think it is for, yeah, just because
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: they were so tight-knit band.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: And what do you know of what he died of?
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, I know just what everyone else read, that
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: they found drugs in his system. But from what I read,
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: that there were drugs, prescription pills that he was on,
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: as far as I know. I didn't see anything about
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: heroin or whatever else. But I mean, I think the
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: combination of everything And this could all change. Right. It
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: was what did it. I heard he had an enlarged heart.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's something he had already or
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: it was because of the drugs.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Right, it's the combination.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right. Anyway, it's a sad story. He was one
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: of those guys who just seemed to be having a
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: good life.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Speaking of sad stories. Another one. Okay, so this came
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: out last week and the update is Bruce Willis, who
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: now they said he has this brain disease. That kind
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: of works into dementia, but it affects it. And he's
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: had it for almost three years, signs of it. Can
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: you look up Bruce Willis' age and the age of
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: his wife? He, too, is married to a.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Aphasia or something?
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, aphasia, I think is what it's called. And he also,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: they just, Page Six is reporting that Bruce Willis sold
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: nearly $ 65 million of his property as his health declined.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: So he's 67. And his wife is 43. And his
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: wife is 43.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: And they have how many kids? I want to say
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: they have maybe just two.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: I heard two, yeah.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Anyway, so that came out last week that he... And then,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: you know, the article's coming out about... Whoa. So he
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: has five kids.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: All together? No, he has... No.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Five kids total. Oh, five kids total. So he has
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: two with the new wife that are, like, young.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Right. And so.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: You know, all these articles have come out that he's
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: done all these movies and the formula is get him
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: for two or three days, put an earpiece in him,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: pay him a million dollars. And literally they're using like
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: the same photo of him as a cop in every
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: movie for the poster. And then you watch the movie
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: and he's like barely in it. Yeah. And it's just,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: but everyone, you know, oh, but he's had signs of
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: it for three years. Well, can we just talk about
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: who the fuck did these contracts? Right. He didn't do
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: this on his own. He didn't just pick up the
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: phone and they say, hey, Bruce, come down to Puerto
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Rico and do this movie. No. An agent, an agency
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: did it. A lawyer looked at it. So, like, these
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: people knew what was up. They're talking to him on
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: a daily basis. And they're saying, just take the check.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Who cares what your legacy is? So I'm like, I
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: would like, I think some people should expose those people. And,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: you know, and if it was all in agreement, like, look,
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: I'm losing my brain. Get me as much work as possible.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: I have these two little kids. I have this 43-year-old wife.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. But I feel like there
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: was a reason why, and it's sad because these movies,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: he made a lot of money on and he didn't,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: you know, but it's not a great legacy to his career.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, anybody that truly cared about him would have said,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: let's not do these movies. Let's try to get you
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: the best medical care ever. Or let's end on a
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: great note. Like these were your, this was your prime time.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: But obviously he was trying to make as much money
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: as he could, whether he was aware he was making
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: it or not. But you know, Lala Kent was almost
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: shot by him in a movie. Yeah.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: He was shooting it. I guess he, yeah, he was
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: shooting it.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She's talked about it. And she said, you know,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: it was like one of those things where it was
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: the blocking. He'd come in, And, um, they're like, okay,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: you say the, you know, this after the line, then
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: you turn around and do this. And it went over
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: and over and he could not figure out how to
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: do it. And at one point the gun is going
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: in the direction where she's not prepared to be.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: And she was like shaking up and was like, and
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: they were still like, well, no, we just got to,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: let's just do it one more time. It's like, oh
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: my God.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: I was, uh, many years ago. When I first came
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: to Hollywood, I was in a movie with Jan Michael Vincent.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know if anyone remembers who he is.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: I know that name is familiar.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: He was a big star in the 70s. Gorgeous guy.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Air wolf. But he became a drug addict. And toward
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: the end, he was doing anything.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: So some real terrible C-list movie. I don't think I
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: ever saw The Light of Day. I don't know if
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: it was a brain thing. From drugs, he was gone.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: And I had a scene with him. And the director
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: was telling the people on the set to open the window.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: And he thought they were– that was his line. So
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: he kept– they go, open the window. He go, open
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: the window. They're like, no, no, no, not you, Jan.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: That's not for you. That's for the director, the other
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: production assistant. Okay, open the window. Open the window. They're like, no, Jan,
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: just not– once again, that's for the production assistant. Okay,
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: got it, got it. Open the– just– let's cut this.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: So it's tough. It's tough. Once again, I'm going to
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: go back to this is a tough business.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: It's really– I'm really sad for his kids and, you know, rumor. Yeah.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Everybody likes Bruce Willis.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know that this was the plan for them
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: to come out with it at this time. I think
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: there's more that's going to come out and they got
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: word and right. Like maybe there's some big article or
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: something about to come out. That's going to expose a
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: bigger story here. And so they were like, look, can you,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: can you comment on this? And they're finally like, you
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: know what? It's time we just, like, come– let him
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: be in peace and let's, like, get our finances or whatever.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: Well, it's interesting that I remember during the pandemic there
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: were pictures of him with Demi in their kitchen or whatever. Yes. Idaho,
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: whatever they live. And I was always like, why is
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: he– doesn't he have a wife and kids? Like, why
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: is he always with Demi Moore? Like, it's odd that he's, like, spending, like,
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: lengths of time with– and I think it was that.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: I think their family kind of took him in because
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: they knew that he had issues. I'm not saying– I.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Think that they really, and I read her book.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: And, you know, they always said that they had this
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: great relationship and he loved Ashton Kutcher and all of
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: this stuff.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: But in the book she reveals her, you know, struggles
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: with alcoholism that she had before. Then she got sober.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Then she relapsed with Ashton or, you know, this whole thing.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: And there was times where She was not happy with
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: the fact that he was very firm with the kids
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: not being around her when she was struggling with drugs
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: and alcohol. And, like, there's one chapter in there where
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: she said, you know, like, he was completely alone on
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Mother's Day and things like that. I mean, I still
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: think that they have a good close tie, but, like,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: I think he, you know, I think that's why the girls,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: the older girls, I mean, he always really maintained what
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: sounds to me a really good relationship with all of
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: his kids. So like, you know, but I mean, Hey, they,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: they had to have known it's their dad. They had
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: to have known that he was still going off and
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: doing these movies and taking the checks, which thank God,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: nothing tragic happened. He didn't accidentally kill Lala or anyone else,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: but that could have happened.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: And then that would have been his legacy. And that
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: would have, it's the same reason why when someone that
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: you know in your life, an older parent insists on
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: continuing to drive, um, And when my parents were at
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: that place, I remember my mom said, oh, well, my
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: friend said, if you go to this DMV, it's an
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: easier test or whatever. And I said, mom, you don't
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: need to drive. We can drive you. What if in
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: your final years of having a perfect exemplatory life as
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: a mom, as a businesswoman, everything. You hit and kill someone.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: That's what you have to tell your loved ones if
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: they're insisting on driving. Enough with that.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Enough with that.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Especially with Uber and access and everything. Don't. Don't let
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: somebody that's not there.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: I've tried to show my parents Uber and Lyft. That's
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: a tough one.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: That one's tough, too.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: It's a tough one to get them to figure that out.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: That was a tough one too, but maybe try. Okay.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: We talked about the new look of FUPA and sharing
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: the FUPA looks that are happening on G Scoop Live.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: So this– the fashions are just so horrific lately. I
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: just– I don't even know.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: What's going on. Is this for real though? Is this
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: like something people are actually wearing out there or is.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: It– This is a– I don't know if people– yes,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: this is an item that is skin-tight jeans with then
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: holes cut around where then if you sat down, you
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: could probably see into– there's a hole cut around your hip.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: And then it's a high-waisted jean with a hole. So
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: then when you sit, you could probably peek in and
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: see the full fupa from the side.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: So it's happening.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Also happening– this comes from Inside Nova– The Johnny Depp
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Amber Heard trial is coming to Fairfax County in Virginia.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: It's happening. Now, this trial. Now, you know what this is.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: This is a defamation trial with Johnny Depp is suing
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Amber Heard.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: But I thought this happened in England already.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: It's so confusing.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: But it's happening here and it's going to be a
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: full on trial. And the people that are going to
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: be called to testify either in person or virtually are
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Elon Musk. Oh. Actors James Franco and Paul Bettany and
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: actress Ellen Barkin, who is on Heard's defense.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: But what is this one? Is it different than the
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: one that was in London?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Maybe the London one was just like suing a publication. Yeah.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: And now this is just suing her for her telling
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: the publication that she was a victim at his hands.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: And why is it Virginia? Is that where they live?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's where the, maybe that's where the incident happened
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: and what she, he's claiming she's not telling the truth about.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, this thing, I mean, the amount of money
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: and the amount of time that they lost worth him
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: trying to fight. Like I, I mean, if he would
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: have just been like, I deny it all. Right. We
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: had a tumultuous relationship, but I never did any of this.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: I really don't think people would have picked it up. Yeah. Like,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: but he went this, no, I'm going to sue her
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: for defamation. Like, And now he's missed out on having
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: an acting career these last five years.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think he's kind of done in this business,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Well, I heard he's doing a Randall Emmett film next. No,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: just kidding.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's what's going to happen. He's going to
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: be doing what Rolls Bruce Willis can't do. That's what
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: he's going to take. Possibly.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: We'll see. Shaw's The Sunset star Mike Shohed. You know,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: how do I pronounce that?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: Shohed?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Anyway, he's been on Shaws and Sunset forever. The show
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: has been on for like 12 years. I don't know
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: if it's coming back. They're all supposed to be, you know,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: these Beverly Hills, Persian people.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: However, many of them live in the Valley, including him,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: because the West Hills police came to his house. Oh.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: And unfortunately, he's denying it, but he was arrested for
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: domestic violence. Oh. But the girl that he was engaged to,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: that we saw on the show- They had lots of
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: cheating things where she'd catch him DMing a bunch of people,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: sexting a bunch of people. But he said, look, it
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: was just DMing and sexting. Yeah. I just can't get
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: enough of my phone.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: That girl, he still follows. But she has deactivated her Instagram.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: So they don't know if she is the victim. But anyway,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: that just came out today.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Also in Housewives News, a former Real Housewives of New York,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Kelly Bessamone, said that she thinks that Annie Delvey would
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: make an amazing new housewife because they're going to do
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: like two versions of Real Housewives of New York. They're
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: going to do like younger and new and then have
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: one with just the old Gs.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, good.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. What do you think about her being
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: a housewife?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, of course, it would be watchable. You'd want
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: to watch it.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, come on. But just imagine just like
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: her just hanging out, saying her lines. I mean, it
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: might be fun if she made an appearance, like, as
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: one of the friends. Yeah. But I guess she's friendly. No,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: she's not. It's Julia Fox. Julia Fox is friendly with
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: this girl, Leah. What's Leah's last name?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: Mom?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's Leah's... Yeah, what's Leah's name?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Leah from Real House in New York. But I think
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: it would be awful with her being like, I have
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: to go to a red carpet party for these people. Like,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: she'd just be the worst. Also... Oh, Liam McSweeney. I
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: don't know what's going to happen. Anyway, Real Housewives of
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: New Jersey star Jennifer Aiden, her husband's Ferrari was stolen
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: from their garage and they had it on camera.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: And the kids were home. They were in Florida having fun.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean, these ring lights are just catching
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: so much crime.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: And a lot of coyotes. I feel like the ring
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: lights have really ruined Raccoon's career. They're like, I use
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: family to get out of the garbage, no problem. Now
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: every five minutes is ring light. I can't even enjoy
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: any garbage.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: I love a raccoon thief on a ring camera.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's one of my favorite things.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Because it's like these long hands.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: They have like human hands.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And they always go in very trepidatiously. And yeah,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: it's great.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: They all look like Julia Fox.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's my favorite. Is that over? Is Julia Fox over?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Here's Julia Fox.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: Are we still going to have to suffer through this?
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: This was a really funny... Joke that someone's who said it. Oh,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: your moms are watching this real housewife, Heather Dubrow at OC.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: They're claiming that she had a crew member. She said,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: I did not. And so they took the photo of
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Julia Fox. Did you see that her necklace actually, I mean,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: her dress that she wore, she went to the Oscars, right?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: Where was that?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: She wore this. It's a hand. So, like, the halter
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: is actually a hand around her neck, which goes with
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: her whole dominant.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Both sides. It goes around both sides. There's a backhand, too.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: And she, very bloodshot eyes, which then she enhanced with
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: more red around her eyes. And then, of course, the
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: black stuff. And, I mean, remember in Mean Girls where
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: people say, stop trying to make fetch happen?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: I've seen that meme too. Like, stop trying to make
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Julia Fox happen.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this one. We don't need this. We got enough. Yeah.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: But if Julia Fox and Anna Delvey join the new
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: version of The Real Housewives of New York and make
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: it kind of like a different, not even make it
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: about like rich married women. You shouldn't even call it
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: Housewives because they're not housewives. Yeah. I don't know.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: Why don't we have them reenact the final scene of
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: Thelma and Louise and both drive off a cliff together?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: That would be so good.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: And then we don't have to see them either one
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: from ever again. And throw in that girl from Vegan.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Bad Vegan.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, Salma.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That was a lot there. I watched that one.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: She's got a movie. I mean, she's got a book
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: coming out. Julia Fox.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, book. What's that going to be?
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know. She was on the red carpet and
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: she's like, yes, actually, it's a masterpiece. It's going to be.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: It's I mean, I can't even believe how good this
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: book is.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: You're real modest. Do you know that the Queen of
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Versailles is back?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: I saw a commercial for it.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: I went to the Queen of Versailles party.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: You told me the story.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: It sounds amazing.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: So I watched a little of it. It's 90,000 square feet.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: That's the ugliest house I've ever seen. That looks like
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: something from Dollywood. It looks like the gift shop at Dollywood.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, it's definitely not my style. And it's
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: almost like when they started doing it 10 years ago.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: when they did the documentary, it wasn't in then, but
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: it was a little more in the now. Like this
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: is like all, but it's, that's what it is. It's
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: like Versailles. I mean, it's all this fancy kind of stuff.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: And she had, so.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Watching it with her, cause I went to her party
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: at her penthouse and there's some people at this little
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: party there and I'm talking to her and she's standing,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: she's wearing jeans, wearing jeggings. And then she has this
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: huge necklace on with like emeralds.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: Like she's, you know, she's wealthy. Sure.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: And we're like watching it. And I see this dog.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: They go to like her storage space. And I see
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: this dog in a glass case that's just sitting there.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: But it looks like a real dog. And I go,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: why are you keeping like a live dog in a glass?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: And then she's like, that's Chanel. We had her stuffed.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: And she goes, but they put the rest of her
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: body in a fox body. They kept the top of her,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: but then I guess.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, so wait, our head. So her dog died.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Her dog died. So she went to go to a
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: stuff place.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Taxidermist. Yes.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: And put the dog like in a pit on it's
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: like ferret pillow. And it looks just like, I mean,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: like if I did this with Raven, I mean, it
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: looks just like, like just as fresh and real as
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: it did. Like the face and everything. But I guess
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: maybe the body couldn't be saved. Anyway, they just found, like,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: another fox. So, like, body is Chanel's body. The head
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: is Chanel's head.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Sure. I'm understanding. I mean, I'm not understanding, but I'm understanding.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Just like it looked kind of almost not even– I
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: don't even think it was a purebred. I mean, it
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: was just kind of like a cute medium-sized, like, golden
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: retriever mix something. I don't know. It was cute. So
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: those are the kind of things, you know.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That you can expect to see.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: Fun like that. That should be, if that's not an episode,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: that should be an episode where they go to the
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: taxidermist and puts together an old dead fox.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, I would like to see how, you know, like,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that a taxidermist doesn't just go, hey, look,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: we can't use the whole body because it'll be a mess.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: But we have these half fox bodies.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: I got a stock room full of foxes back here.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: If you want me to put a fox's ass on
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: your dog, I can make it happen. I'm not a
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: miracle worker, but I'll make it happen.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. This is Shannon Mochler, who's 46. I
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: think she's had a lot of work done on her facelift.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: She looks very young here. She's got the braids. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: She is Travis Barker's ex.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I remember the show.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And she was with this guy named Matthew Rondeau. He,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: right after she won, or did she win or she
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: got close to winning the Big Brother? Oh, yeah.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: Celebrity Big Brother.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: He took her phone and went on her Instagram and
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: Said she's a cheater. She's so disrespectful.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: I saw the video.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: The neighbor, yeah, went to the neighbor's house and was like,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: this is who she's cheating with, all this stuff. She
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: called the police. She got a restraining order in the
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: police report. It said that he spit on her, that
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: he peed on her. Oh. That he, you know, all
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: this stuff. Then she comes out and says, I'm pregnant.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: From this guy?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Well, that's who she was with. And people are like, wow,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: 46 and pregnant. That's unusual. And how sad for her
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: that she's– the baby daddy is this awful guy that's–
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: and a lot has come out about this guy too.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: But anyway, then he goes, I'm taking a break on Instagram.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: People are saying lies about me. This is the worst.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: This and that. They show her holding her stomach walking
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: across the street at like a Rite Aid as if
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: she didn't call the paparazzi to come. And then she
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: comes out and goes, I'm actually not pregnant. I was
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: taking some hormone that then showed up in the pregnancy.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: And then a lot of people came out and said,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: I don't believe you because a false positive, you can
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: get a false negative. Like, I mean, I remember I
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: was pregnant with Drake and I was taking all these
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: pregnancy tests and I was so cheap that I went
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: to the dollar store and got the 99 cent test. Yeah.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: And I was like, where is my period? And I
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: kept peeing on it and peeing on it. Negative, negative, negative.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: And then finally I was like, Peter, I think we
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: need to break down and spend the $ 17 on the EPT,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: And turned out I was pregnant. Went to the doctor.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Ten and a half weeks pregnant. Oh.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: So the one at the 99 cents store doesn't work
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: is what you're saying. Do not. Do not get those ones.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Because you're going to keep drinking, keep thinking that you're partying.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: And then you're going to go to the bathroom and
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: shit out a baby.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: And it'll still have said negative. Like, right. So. Anyway,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: the point is, it really doesn't work the other way,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: where it says you're positive and you really aren't. I mean,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: you still should get checked out. Now I'm going to
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: get the letters. I'm just saying it's unusual.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: So anyway, they are at Disneyland.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's Disneyland?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: And he posted the cutest mouse I've ever seen.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, I assume they're- Wait, they're back together? That's him?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Maybe they're not. You imagine just wearing those ears out.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: I guess those aren't Disney ears. Yeah. They're just wearing
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: ears out.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: I think that's like some sort of thing, yeah. Cause
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: that doesn't look like Disney years.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: They're together.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: What a weirdo.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: Then, um, that heavy is reporting that maybe Vanderpump is
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: coming back and that Stassi and Bo Stassi Schroeder and Bo.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: Now she was her husband. There might be making an
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: appearance or reoccurring. She did it right when she was canceled.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: She went away and she went away. Didn't she write
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: a book about it?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: She had her baby. She has now another book coming out. Um,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Which we're going to hear about what she went through
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: during that time.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. During that year and a half.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Now people are dying. Her book is doing really well
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: on pre-orders. People are dying to hear from her. She
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: still has a huge following. Right. She had the baby
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: that redeemed her. She's still with her husband.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: She did it right.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, just... But there are different, I mean, I
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: believe there's varying degrees of canceling.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Well, a canceling, okay. Going to prison for Ray Parvey.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: Weinstein, no. Like Kevin Spacey's going to have a tough
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: go of it, I think.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: Don, also, if you're of a certain age, too, we
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: were done with you anyway.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: Matt Lauer. Yeah, he's not.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Because it's over. Yeah, I don't think he's coming back
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: anytime soon. Does he even have a podcast? That's terrible.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: That's shocking. Yeah, there's nothing. I think he's tried, and
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: every time he tries to make some sort of small comeback,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: there'll be another thing that'll come out.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: Do you know how many times people around him have said,
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: why don't you start a podcast? And he keeps going, no, no, don't.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: If you fucking tell me I need to start a podcast,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: I'm Matt fucking Lauer. Okay, when does the podcast come out?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: Let's take a prediction. It's coming. That's a good call.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: But I think it's been on, and he's going to say,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: you know, the first episode will be like, I thought
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: about doing this. People have come to me.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: But I finally am like, you know what? I really
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: enjoy reporting on the news. Just trust me. So I'm
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: going to say it's coming out.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: The Matt Lauer podcast.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: September 1st, 2022 is the Matt Lauer podcast.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's coming up. So he's going to have the
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: summer to think about it. Yeah. And then release it.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: He's working on the deal right now, but he still
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: wants to have a fun summer in the Hamptons. He
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: doesn't want to be bogged down. They're going to make
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: the little studio. He definitely needs to have a producer
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: because he can't do shit himself.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: And.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Might involve an interview with the daughter.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: Let everyone know that, you know, that, yes, we did anal,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: but not with the daughter, but with that girl. Remember
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: he said that? Yeah. We did anal, but it was consensual.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: That was where I was like, maybe don't say that
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: right after.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: A lot of times, there's some things you just don't
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: want to hear.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: Like, you don't need to get into the details of
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: the accusation, but he felt so compelled. No! That was
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: not what happened. Yeah. Okay, when do you think? I
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: said September 1st, 2022.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm going to say... Can I say.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: You can't say like one month before or after me.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be like the person on Price is
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: Right who guesses a dollar and just everyone hates. $ 1.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: I think everyone's overpaid here.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. And I'm going to go $ 1.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: You can't do it. You cannot do it.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. I'm going to say... Can I say this?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think he's going to do a podcast. All right.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: No, that's.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: I think he's happy with being.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: Just rich in the Hamptons.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: Just gone. Yeah, just gone. I think he's older, like
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: you said. I had heard he's like, he had like
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: a landscaping passion before. And that's what he's doing. I'm
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: not kidding. Like, I heard he's doing landscaping. In the Hamptons.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, you might, hey, I'm not always right. Oh
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: my gosh. We were about to end the show and
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: then Chris mentioned something and I'm like, no, we have
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: to include this.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: I was telling you as friends, privately friends.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, we finished the show and I'm like, no, we're
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: plopping this in and there's still more, we still have
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: more stuff that we talked about later, but I'm plopping
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: this in so it doesn't get lost. Chris, as we
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: were about to say goodbye and take our cute photo,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: You said... I.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: Went to the other night, two nights ago, I went
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: to the Go-Go's alone by myself. I went to see
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: the Go-Go's. And I was just saying, I was bringing
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: it up because Belinda Carlyle, who's got to be Madonna's age,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: looks amazing.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: She looks fantastic. Okay, so a couple of questions. At
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: first I said, were there any gay guys that had
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Noxzema on their face and wearing the towels around their head,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: which was a cover of one of their... Because I
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: went to the Go-Go's As a kid.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, you did? Yes.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: And I remember that there were people dressed up like
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: the cover.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: Well, now it's a lot of older lesbians.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: So you fit in. You identified.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: I did. I could have. I mean, oh, my people.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: I was with my people. A lot of old lesbians.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: But you're a married man.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife was.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: You have a lot of friends.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: You chose not even to ask. You didn't ask me.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: And then Sarah Colon actually called me and said, because
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: I did a story from it. And she's like, why
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: didn't you invite me? I'm like, because it becomes an
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: issue then. Now it's a problem.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: What's a problem?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: You know, like, I don't know what songs you're going
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: to stand up to, what songs you're going to sit
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: down to. You know what I mean? Now that's added pressure.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: Because I know you probably don't know all the songs
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: except for the hits. So you're going to want to
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: sit down.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: And you're saying you know more songs than I do.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: You're that big of a fan? Of the Go-Go?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, probably.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: And so you see that they're in town.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: And you're like, let me just see if I can
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: get a great ticket.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I happened to day of.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Go to StubHub and they had great tickets. $ 400 tickets, $ 75.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: And because you're only buying one, you got a better deal?
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: Exactly. And so right up front, one guy.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: And then you said, you know, it was so great
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: because you said no traffic.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: No traffic.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: Easy parking.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, I got a nice $ 20 to park.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: And this is at the Sophie Center.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: No, it's at, now it's called Crypto Arena. Oh, the
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: Crypto Arena.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: Listen.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: It's for the Lakers, please.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: Let me just tell you something, people. I'm not using
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: the word meta and I'm not saying the crypto. It'll
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: be Staple Center and Facebook. Forever.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: Well, I tell you, it's so funny because I saw Crypto.com Arena.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't even know what that is. Which
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: one is that? What's Crypto Arena? So I had to
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: look it up. It says it's Staples. I was like, oh, okay.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: So now I know where I'm going. Very nice.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Did you get a drink or anything? A snack? Or no?
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: I did. I got no lines for drink. Everything about
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: it was just great. Got there early.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: Did they start on time?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Well, that's the great thing about going to old people concerts.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: They start on time and it's none of this. We're
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: going to play for three hours. We'll be here for
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: 90 minutes. You'll be home by 10. And we're like,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: thank God.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: Was there a starter band?
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: No, just the Go-Go's. And they just come out and
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: Belinda Carlisle just dancing her 80s dance, you know, the
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: whole time. Just fantastic. You don't see her doing crazy
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: faces on.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: No. And she was always so pretty.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, gorgeous. And she still has a pretty face. Still
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: married to the same man. I looked her up. I
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: did a lot of research on her after the show
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: was over. Married to the same man 40 years. And
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: her son is a gay son who ran for mayor
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: of West Hollywood.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: I just want to say that I often say, I think,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: knowing me, I deserve... to have been blessed with a
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: gay son.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: As of now, not happening.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: You know, and if either one of them became gay,
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: it's not the gay that I want. Like, it's not,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: it would just be like, you know.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: What I mean?
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: I want that type. I want that, you know, like
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: to be into.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: You want one that's going to party with Liza Minnelli.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, and like Josh Flagg. Like Josh Flagg. And he's
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: going to sing like Hello Dolly with me and like
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: go shopping with me.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: Go to the Go-Go's with you.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: But I feel like she is, deserved that. Oh, totally.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, if there was somebody that, that whose ovary
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: needed to turn into a gay man.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: She, it was, she's got like, not only her son,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: like her biggest fan.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: Everything about it's perfect. I know. Yeah.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: Well, good for her. Yeah. For you. Yeah.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: I got it.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: Got out of the house. Oh, get out of the
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: house all the time.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: You're a comedian. No, not at, not at eight o'clock,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: not at eight o'clock out amongst people. It was nice.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: I got another one. Two weeks, Rod Stewart, By Myself.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: By Yourself?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: And Cheap Trick, Hollywood Bowl.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: Tonight's the night.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: Gonna be.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: All right, now that song's not appropriate. That song is
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: about de-virginizing a 17-year-old. Spread your legs.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: Spread your wings and let me come inside. Yeah, that's
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: before we, yeah.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: And I think he like wrote it when he was
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: like 39.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's got a lot of cute kids. He's got
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: a very handsome kid.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: He's on his sixth wife, isn't he? And each wife
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: looked the same.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: They all had that blonde.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: They all had that tall blonde model type.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: Remember the rumor that he had a jacket caught in
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: his stomach?
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, my brothers told me that. I mean, I was
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: probably eight when I heard that rumor and understood it.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: That's what happens when you're raised with older siblings.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: I remembered vividly.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: So the story was that he... The rumor was that
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: he sucked so many dicks and swallowed so much semen
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: that his stomach had to be pumped.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he had to go to.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: That doesn't even make sense.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: No, none of it makes... He talks about it in
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: his book, and he said it was a publicist who
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: started it, like who was angry for getting fired and
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: started it.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: The story behind who started the gerbil in Richard Gere's
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: ass rumor was apparently it was this gay couple was
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: at a restaurant and asked... This is the rumor I heard.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: Asked him to, like, take a photo or whatever. He
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: was with Cindy Crawford, and they were very bitchy or
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: cold to him, this couple, and that couple started it.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: They went over and said, I shall put a journal. Wow.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just started it, and it just went like wildfire. Huh.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the same thing with Rod Stewart. Anyway. Yeah.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: I went to the Go-Go's alone.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: There you go. Well, good for you. Now I'll call
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: you next time, and it'll be a whole thing. I can't...
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: There's no way.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know about just the two of us going
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: to a concert. See, that's what I'm saying. If it
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: was like a group and like we got a big
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: car that picked us up and I got to like
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: have a roadie in the back. Yeah. And then we
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: all went.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: But here's the thing about a concert. It's best to
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: go alone. Oh, totally out. I'm already out. That sounds like, see,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: that's the problem that I don't want to deal with.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: I go by myself.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: I get it. Okay.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: We got the beat, everybody.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: Get off your feet.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: I saw people look. As a matter of fact, somebody
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: did come up to me.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: Round and round and woo! I would have liked this.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: Great show. I know all the songs.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: I was like, I just hope nobody notices me because
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: I'm by myself. And then somebody, a juicy scooper came
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: up and was like, oh, it's so good to see
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: you here. And I was like, I think they know
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: I'm alone. Because I had a lot of seats around me.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: I think this guy had like nine tickets and he
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: just sold one of them and it was money to me. Yeah. Wow.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, good.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: Honey, tell me.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: As you know, Chris... This podcast is cover to cover.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: Cover to cover is my podcast.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: Get out your phone because, God forbid, you remember your dates.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: In the meantime, I am coming back to the Tempe
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: Improv this Saturday night.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's this week? Yes.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: I will be there. Justin will be there. I know
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: many of you bought tickets and had to have your
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: whole night ruined because I fell on my head. But
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: I know the first show is sold out.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: There might be a handful of tickets for the second.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: But that is at the Tempe Improv this weekend.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: Fantastic.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: And I'm going a day early.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: So I have plenty of.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: Time to be accoladed. I'm going to have a nice meal.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: I'm going to drink a lot of water. I might
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: get a spa treatment before. Yes. So don't worry.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: Don't you dare fall again. I know. Even if it's happening,
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: you just have to crawl off stage.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: I know. I will literally, if I feel dizzy, I'm
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: going to sit on the ground and do it from there. Yeah.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: But no, it won't happen. I just did the Braille
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: shows and I was fine.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: But guess, where are you going to be, Chris?
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Back to Milwaukee, April 27th, Wednesday night, one show.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Improv, 27th. And then I go to Michigan,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: Listening Room in Michigan, the 30th at Grand Rapids, Michigan,
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: and Bowling Alley in Michigan and some other places. That's
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: not a joke.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: Like three different Michigan shows.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: In a small little theater.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: All throughout Michigan.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: It's all on frangola.fun is my new website.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: Why did you change it?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: Because I accidentally hit a button trying to upgrade frangola.com
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: and I deleted the entire thing. It said massive error
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: or like, you know. so I had to go and
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: get another lady to make frangola.fun, and that's where the
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: day started.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: So is. fun like a new. net?
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that either, but I put in domain names.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: You know, I put in domain names, and I said, here's...
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: I said, I put in frangola, and I said, somebody's
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: already taken frangola.com.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: You know what the thing is, is what I... First
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: of all, you know, I'm not tech savvy. Yes, I
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: can run Instagram and stuff once someone shows me. But
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: what I understood is people of my generation, I suffer
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: from post-traumatic stress disorder of losing like a college paper. Right.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: Like we experience that. And like what you just told me.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: is so terrifying, which is why I don't do any
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: of that stuff. Yeah. And even when something pops up
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: or even like a fake thing comes through, like you're
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: about to lose your Instagram account unless you trust this number.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: I'm like, like, I won't even look at it because
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my God, that is a horrible story.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: And that's why kids don't have any fear.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: They're always like, no, it's right here, mom.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: And I'm sure somebody could have come in and gotten
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: it back right away.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: But it was time to get rid of it anyway.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: It was looking dated.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: I feel like friendola.fun is going to be take off.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I made it real simple. It's just dates. No
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: funny business. No funny business. That is a business you're in.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: I know. Just dates and my Instagram and TikTok. That's it.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: I don't need anything else on there. You don't need
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: to know about my backstory. No. People are like, what's
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: your bio? Nobody cares about my bio.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: We always– we change our bios sometimes too to just
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: try to– because sometimes– well, the thing about the bio
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: is sometimes then when someone writes an article about you
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: They pick up old things.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: Then they kind of like– it kind of helps them
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: come up with something. So I just feel like you're
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: at a level of laziness.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: Me?
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not going to write the bio.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: No, I took an old bio. And just jazzed it
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: up a little bit.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: So you did, John. You just said you're not going
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: to have the bio on there.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: No, I said I didn't write a new bio.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: Like I could have written a new bio and taken
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: off some things.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: Nobody needs to start from scratch.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: Funniest fails on Fox, which was some terrible show I
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: did with, you know, it's just the worst thing ever.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: It was like back when we were like mean, you know,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: from coming off Chelsea Lately.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: You know, we were all in that world for many
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: years and we were all kind of mean on that show.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: That's just what it was. And the world was changing,
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: but I had not caught up. And I was on
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: the show with like Lonnie Love and I think Gary
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: Valentine or something. More Chelsea Lely people.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: And the whole time I was like, look at Lonnie. Big,
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: you know, and people like just shocked.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: Did this make it to air?
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I got off stage and they were like,
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: what were you doing? I'm like, I don't know. I
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: thought that's what we did. You know, we goofed on
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: each other.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: And they were like, not here. That's just not Chelsea Lely.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh. So they didn't have me back.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: They were like, you're done.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, it's true.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: It's like when you live in, when you're in that environment,
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: it's like a, a kind of almost like a language
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: and a vibe and it's hard to like deprogram you.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: Right. Right.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it was, yeah.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: But now it's a lot, you know, everyone's positive. It's
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: a lot of positive. That's why I feel like even
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: going back to the Chris Rock thing, um, you know,
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: you can't make fun of people anymore. And that's, that's,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: you just, we got to stop that. We got to
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: be Trevor Noah. Just eat. I'm not saying I like it.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: I like when people make fun of people. But all
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: the world doesn't. You know what I'm saying? Am I
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: wrong in saying this?
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: Well, it's what I said before, that everybody... Everyone has
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: a right to have... Everyone can have their opinion heard.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: So you think about that. But the thing is, people
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: still want to go to a comedy club and hear
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: some edgy shit.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: And if you're easily offended, if you feel that... What
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: happened that you really, really felt for Jada in this situation?
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: I say do not buy tickets to any comedy shows
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: in the next few years until you change your attitude
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: because it's like.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: Is there a defense for Jada or Will? Is there
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: a defense that like, okay, that's true, comedy club. But
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: now this is just– I'm just playing devil's advocate here.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: They weren't in a comedy club. Like, they're like, yeah,
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: I understand that if I'm at a comedy club. But
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: this wasn't a comedy club. I was at the Oscars.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: And you shouldn't make fun of my alopecia.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: Well, everybody can be.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying that. I totally agree it was a joke.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: I definitely think that you could not find it funny,
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: be really pissed, be really hurt by it, have it
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: affect you, all that. But obviously, definitely never getting up
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: and just getting up. Even if you got up and
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: took the mic and was like, oh, whoa, whoa, and
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: did like a cute thing. I think that's shitty.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: That's not your place.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: That's not where you're going to be called up. Definitely
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: not hitting, obviously, and not yelling like that.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: But you definitely have a right to say, that hurt me.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: Even when people say they don't like something I said
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: on the show or whatever, I'm like, okay, I appreciate
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: that you have a different opinion of mine and I
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: appreciate that you put it here and that you didn't
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: come to the club and try to kill me. I
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: like that you just put it under this comment. I
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: appreciate that you don't agree with me, that you do
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: think it was sexy that Will was defending his wife.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: That one I don't understand.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: I don't either, but I got a nasty comment about it.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: I saw a lot of people. And she said, even though, obviously,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: even though.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, what type of bowling alley waitress mentality is that?
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: My man stuck up for me. That's disgusting. Your man
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: made a fool of himself.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone said, just because Peter's never stood up for you.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a strange angle. Okay. Thank God.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: And then I.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, thank God he doesn't
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: make a fool of himself. Right, yeah. Like, he just like.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then... And thank God, yeah, thank God he didn't...
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: You know, and then she said... But I just don't
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: agree with you and not everybody is so lily white
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: or whatever in Woodland Hills as you. And I'm like, okay,
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: I hardly think whatever where I live is that homogeneous.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: But whatever you want to believe, the name Woodland Hills,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: if you don't live here, sounds pretty nice. I remember
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: when my brother was in prison one time. He told
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: everybody he lived– he was from Canoga Park.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And my dad thought that was so funny. He
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: was like, when I first got there, I said the truth.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, to make him seem tougher.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He said, I said the truth, Woodland Hills. And
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: people were like, woo, Woodland Hills. And he's like, so
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: I just said.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: So now I just, I said Canoga Park.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: That would do it. That does toughen you. And my
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: final thing on this, you know, and then I'll leave
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: after this. Now, this might be the wrong angle to take,
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: but in the end. Yeah. all I was triggered by
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: the violence aside. And it was, it was a, it was,
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: this was a, you know, and man was accosted. This
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: is not funny in the end. Can we just look
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: at it? Like these were two grown men. Everybody survived
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: as something that at least we had some fun for
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 2: a couple of weeks talking about it. Like it has
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: been a tough time to come up with. If you
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: do podcasts like you and I do.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: What was interesting is when I was doing the live
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: juicy scoop, And Annie and I were coming up with
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: topics to share with the four of you guys. It
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: was tough. Like I was like, what are we going
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: to talk about that we haven't already talked about? I'm like,
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: this is so hard. So I will forever.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: Am I grateful to Will Smith? Because it gave me.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: Two really good shows. Two and a half, if you
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: count today. And some great clips that went viral. My
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: one with Josh Wolfe went viral.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: And, you know, yeah.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: But also. And also, as a comedian. Oh, I got
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: to be on Nightline because of Will Smith. Award shows.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: Even though Will Smith stole my chef from our country club. Oh.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's what did it. Wow.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: We got someone a great replacement. But I was pretty
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: upset that he's a member, where we were a member.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: And I said, what happened to the chef that we loved?
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: What was the dish that you were upset is no
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: longer there?
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: He just would do these amazing pairings. And it was like, really,
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: I don't golf that much. The only thing I would
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: go to is the pairing with whatever wine company was there.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, my God. And I bragged
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: about it. I said, I can't. Because some people belong there.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: the clubs are like, I'm so sick of the food there.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: They don't change enough. I'm like, no, my chef is
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: so great. Well, all of a sudden he left and
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: they said he went to go work for Will Smith.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: So I don't know.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: So you have been affected.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: I've been affected negatively by Will Smith and positively by
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: Will Smith. So now that we've got somebody else, I
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: don't need the other guy to come back.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: But yeah.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: Also, but I believe that It also single-handedly saved award
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 2: shows again. And award shows were done.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 3: Done.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 2: It was over. Nobody cared.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sure last night, the Grammys were up because people
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: wanted to see. And people will watch next year.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: And we forget. I mean, this one was a bit,
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was really bizarre and violent, whatever. But
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: you forget the only thing that makes award shows fun
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: is the craziness of Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: Saying the wrong name. Remember when the guy streaked?
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 2: The streaker back in the 70s.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: That was the 70s, yeah.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: Or, you know, Jack Palance doing push-ups. All those things
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: were like, that's why they're fun. Kanye taking Taylor's award.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 2: Otherwise, nobody cares. So you kind of need those things. Now,
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: next year, everyone's going to watch the Oscars, but you're
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: not going to get anything like that. No.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: No, because people really will be like, it's not worth
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: losing two movies and a series and possibly a chef too.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that chef's going to do.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine this last week was fun making food
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: for the Pinkett Smiths.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it had to be tough.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: He might be like, I know there was a lot
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: more work to do the pairings, but at.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: Least Heather was a delight. And how come they didn't
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: immediately sit down at the red table and chop it up?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think they got it. I think
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: they're scrambling it. I think they saw how much hate
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: was for her, too. I don't know what they're going
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: to do with the red table. What's going on with that?
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 2: Grandma Pinkett Smith's going to sit there and, you know,
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 2: she doesn't take no guff. She doesn't like it. She's
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: always like, please.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of just on the red table, just
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: a lot of slow moments, a lot of breaks. They're
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: probably putting it together. I assume it'll come out in
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: like two or three weeks will be the next episode.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: Really let this die. Let the details be less heated.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: He's away. And then it'll be like the first seven
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: minutes will be talking about the growth and the change
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: and everything. And then they'll bring out Addison Rae. What's
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: it like to go home, Addison? What a big change
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  Speaker 1: you've had. What a big change you've had. God, you
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: were living in the big city for, what, 19, 20 months?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then you go back home. Where's your memoir? It's
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: got a lot to write about.
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  Speaker 2: I can't wait to watch this. Addison Rae going home.
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  Speaker 1: Love you. Addison, come on the show. I'll have you
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