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FWF Season 2 PPV3! - FROM THE VAULT · The Major Wrestling Figure Podcast

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Hello everyone, and welcome in this month's edition of the f w f NI
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Wrestling Federation. I am your host, slash commissioner or the president when you
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want to see me, I do it all here except book the shows.
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Now the most professional wrestler, Brian Myers. What's up? I am the
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president of the Ashow Turmoil Matt Cardona. We have Halloween Horror Night to tonight.
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Uh, it's gonna be a great event, a great extravaganza, and
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we're not you know, you know, we're not stooping to the levels that
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Mark does with all this like Creative Team or oh, you know, Star
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Creative Services. Hey, I'm Asto, your producer of the of the pod
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network, smart Mark Sterling Esquire, but the president of thrill Zone. And
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tonight we are presenting Adrenaline Rush. I guess too, but we're just gonna
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call it Adrenaline Rush. I think I'm gonna divert from the original thrill Zone
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pay per view name starting next month, for the next two, for the
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next you know, I hand you a legacy and you just poop on it.
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I thought about making this one battle pit. I guess this is Adrenaline
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Rush colon battle Pit I like that in your house style. Yeah, got
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it. But we're here. I'm excited. I did all my prep on
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the road. Ski did it all on the plane. Now you got a
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little taste of what I was doing. But do you get the ideas?
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The ideas are flowing, but then you got to like really finalize everything and
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you have to like some write stuff down or like it escapes you and then
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you're like, oh no, yes, yeah, it's it's very tricky because
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I I know Mark isn't into this, but I like to have good matches,
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work rate matches. So I got to remember these spots and I don't
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want to I don't want to read them off. I want I need,
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I need to have it in my head. That's the difference between us.
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I can't do that. I can't do it. Like I have a handy
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Dandy eight by ten right here that has like some cliff notes blown. We
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are we are having we have different sports here. But I think that's fine.
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I think it's fine. The Broski style, like just blacking out calling
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a mash in the spots is so crazy to me. It's insane. You
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just it's like the people that can't see the video obviously, like, but
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he just stares into the abyss and because wlacks out. No, it's not
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bad. Blow. I'm just saying I could never do it like that.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's how it's crazy. That's how I go to sleep
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instead of like counting sheep. I call these spots. That's the truth.
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Is that really true? Just like spots in general have spots spots Okay?
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Yeah? Interesting, And like you know, when I'm getting the haircut,
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like I'll put my phone away and I'll just like close my eyes and think
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of spots. At least, at least we have phones in this era.
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Like I always heard stories that like Raven would think of something like an idea
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and he'd have it like written on like toilet paper or whatever, like things
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that he could find, you know, So at least at least we have
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phone notes. Yeah, I always, I always phone out my promos,
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and I'm like, what were people doing back in the day's writing on toilet
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paper and pizza boxes and whatever's the available catering sheet? Yeah, all right,
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you go first, Mark, Mark is going first. Before we start,
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I think everyone's eagerly anticipating what exactly this battle pit is. Well.
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I also think it's like unrealistic, Like no venue would have four rings in
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there, they'd lose so much money and ticket sales. But well, you've
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never been to the pap Sente. He's running the Grand Canyon. I had
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a suggestion to make Mark. Uh, you know, obviously we just do
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pay per views here at thirty minute time limit? What do you think major
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fest in January? No time limit? Please? All right, this is
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a rip on me nobody else. I think we need to properly tie those
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stories together. No time I'm not saying we go over an hour each,
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but no time limit. See, Matt, I'm probably not going to need
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more than half abusing that rule. No, I think I might go forty
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five. Sure, you never know, but I booked. I booked major
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fests, you know, once I drafted my superstars. Of course, a
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couple of changes here and there, but I do long term booking. Like
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some of the Mark's guys aren't even on the show right possibly when when?
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And that was how I did it, So I have no problem with that.
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I think I got everybody. Now all right, let me tell you
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this. Let me defend the battle pit, right, imagine yourselves. And
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I'm not saying the PAP Center is the TD Garden. I'm not saying that,
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but I know you guys have both been to that that building before the
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basketball arena. Right, imagine you start empty arena, you one million percent
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can fit four rings right next to each other in there. But like,
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okay, so like the length of a basketball field, yeah, or court
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whatever? You four rings? Look, the four seats minimal, minimal,
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minimal. But hey, that's the price you pay to get a into the
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paths arena. Bro Skavin heard anyone call it a basketball greg stangle the community
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center, get off the basketball field. Well, here's my question if you're
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if you're a fan, obviously, is a fucking disaster. Not only is
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it a cage, but you got to keep your eyes on four different rings.
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What if you're watching at home? Is it four picture and picture screens?
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What do we doing here? Yeah? Definitely? Wow, Streaming live
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on Twitch definitely whatever you need to see it, all right, all right,
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But but the commentators on thrill Zone do such a good job. You
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could close your eyes and just see what's happening in that battle. They're gonna
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have to be I mean, and they're gonna have to back that up,
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right, here right now, in five four three two, one thirty minutes
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on the clock, started my own. Here we go. Previously thrills,
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the seven Deadly Sins have infiltrated the thrills. Bounties given and taken, Lives
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on the line, some thriving, some ruined, played like ponds, as
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if life is a frivolous game, bocked, soul, consumed and forgotten.
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A megalomaniacal national hero bent on changing the perception of hardcore unleashed his wrath on
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a former dark lord and continued to undermine and insult. A gluttonous calling.
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But wishes can be taken literally if the words are not chosen wisely. A
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defeated king befriended a few court gestures in an attempt to ruin them to their
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knight. A playboy being played, but is out of fear agreed. The
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slotsful King of Hearts, shrouded in a veil of protection, finds himself fitted
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against a new competitor, who as hard as a rock and envious on his
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goal. Come again. A storm looms on the horizon, darkening all blotting
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out the sun, and with no light there is no life. A colosseum
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turned into prison cell by a tyrannical mastermind, has forced the hand of all
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legend is battered, wilted, and broke the pillars of good. On the
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verge of throwing down their swords. A pit boss lusts for power at all
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costs. Tonight, ten prideful men enter the battle, but only five will
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stand tall. If they can stand at all, the other five must be
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forced to retreat. The ultimate form of cowardice is the only way to lose
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their pride ripped from their hands. Tonight, the Undeniable face off against the
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invincible. Tonight, all hell will be on lag. I really popped,
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That is to his life. Who welcome everyone, who are turn in Russia?
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Why a center in Boston, Massachusetts. You. I am your host,
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mar Mark Furling, and we have a huge show planned for you.
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Sean ros Samp of FWF Online has reported that another major Turmoil star has jumped
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ship, and we'll be debuting today plus the main effect of the insane and
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twisted the dweams in busys. All right, we start backstage and there he
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is Ball's Mahoney, Balls is there. He's running right at mcfoley and he
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says Mick, Mick, this is something I have to tell you, and
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fully says Balls, I'm too busy. We're about to start a pay per
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view. Go get some pizza or something, and Boll says, I have
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to tell you there's a conspiracy. And Mick just brushes him off and he
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walks away, and the camera pans in the Balls and he acts like he's
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seen a ghost. All right. Then we go to little snafoo there.
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Then we go to the ring for our first snatch. All right, Owen,
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Hart's coming to the ring. He's gonna face a bit of an enigma
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here, this opponent who isn't Where did he come from? I'll tell you
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where he came from, Boston, Massachusetts. Here he is. It's the
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Massa choose a rattlesnake rock Hot Steve Boston in that brand new come Again T
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shirt you can get right now on Pro wrestlingte dot Com, Slash Major WF
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Pop and the crowd is very excited to see rock Hard. But wait,
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Owen grabs a mic and cuts him off. Owen says, okay, Boston,
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I don't know who you think you are. The crowd has come.
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Owen said, I said, I don't know who you think you are.
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And Boston's just there smiling. That was me. I had said it a
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bunch of times over and over. He said, Okay, Mick Foley agrees
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with me, and we are going to wrestle right now, but it's going
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to be a non title match because you don't deserve anything. Rockhd's got the
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mic. He says, listen here, you tul bag. We are fighting
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for sure right now, and like I said, it's gonna be a wicked
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piss a for a title, not for a title who kids, All I
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know is I'm gonna hit you wicked Hod. You got that, kid,
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And that's the main idea because rock Hod said so is talented thing. I
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mean, the crowd is so behind rock Cod here in this match, and
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he is just taking it the Ownhart stops in the corner, flips him off.
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We get a THz breast with some punches, looks a lot like another
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star in the wrestling world, and we get a second rope front elbow drop
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the works. Towards the end of the match, Owen rakes Boston's eyes.
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We saw this last month. The ref goes to check on Steve Boston accidentally
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Steve catches him with an album. Oh my god, the ref's look in
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the other direction. Uh, he's a little dazed. Owen goes for another
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low blow with his kick, just like last month, but Boston catches it,
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spins him around, and hits him with the the rock had Ripper one,
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two three. We're building start. Here is your winner, Rock Hodd
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Steve Boston the comedy Show. But he's not the champion. He's not the
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champion yet, but this probably should earn him a title shot. That's what
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I'm thinking. Rock Hods there celebrating in the former world champion Clinton. The
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music cuts off. What what it's I'm at Johnson, I'm a Johnson's I'm
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a rap. What's he doing here? He's standing there, he's typing at
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Steve Boston. Now he's pointing at Owen Hark and the Interstate Championship. He's
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doing the belt thing on his waist. Things are heating up in the Interstate
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division. Who deserves the title shot? I don't know this newcomer. We
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cut to the back. All right, it's the team thrill Zone war Room
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here, Hall, Nash, Michaels, Macha Man, they're all in the
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main event. Hall says to Hpka, I want you to know, after
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what I did at Major Fest last year cashing in the contract, that you
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can trust me tonight. Hbak says, I know I can't. They hug
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They hug it out. Hall says, we're just waiting for the big man
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to get here to complete the team. He makes us an absolutely unstoppable force.
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Just then Foley walks in. He says, guys, I know you're
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waiting for Yokozuna. He told me he was your fifth. But I have
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some bad news. We couldn't let Yoko in the building tonight. He's tested
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for elevated enzymes and we had to send him home. But don't worry.
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We made it up to him and we promised him a title shot against Mark
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Henry next month. Yoko Zuna gets a title shot against Mark Henry, but
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he cannot be your fifth. Tonight, in the battle pit, we have
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a lot going od tonight. Mcfolly looks right at the camera and he says,
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we have a lot going on tonight in Boston, Massachusetts. Crowd cheers
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versus Shamrock. We get the Boogie Knights versus a mystery team. So I
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have to get going. But I hope you guys can find someone in such
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a short time. The team looks upset. Macho looks really upset. Fully
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walks out of the door and you can see Balls and Honey waiting outside the
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door, and fully brushes him off. But back in the room, Nash
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says, wait, I think I know someone. We cut to the ring,
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all right, Harry comes ten Shamrock. Got it. We got a
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picture and picture promo. Life is coming down. If you think I'm afraid
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of no holf throat break, no punching, and no Irish rips, you
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don't know who you're dealing with on the horls most dangerous man, ten Shamrocks,
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and that belt is mine. All right. Here he comes the not
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hardcore champion, the wrestling champion, Kurt Angle, who sucks doo suck.
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He lifts top and I he doesn't care that the crowd's chanting. He suck.
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He's excited. We get underweg These two men grapple, they're rolling around.
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Shamrock is actually getting the best of them, kind of throwing him around,
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and at one point Angle slaps Shamrock in the face and just snaps.
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He's clocking him with a punch and the ref immediately separates them, and in
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that moment, Angle takes over and takes Shamrock down. He's in control.
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Now. The crowd is chanting, bing, boring. There's nothing you can
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do. You can't whip anybody, you can't punch anybody, it's just grappling.
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Shamrock feels it though he's in there. He's feeling the crowd. He's
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feeling the crowd, and he comes up and he's able to throw Angle three
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times, just big throws. Get out of here. Crowds really getting into
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it now, But on the third suplex, Angle accidentally hits the ref and
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he's out. The ref is out. Angle is up as Shamrock is checking
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on the ref and he starts to just unload punches. Now Angle's doing the
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punches. So is he listening to his own rules? This is absolutely ridiculous.
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Uh, and he's breaking his own rules. Just then, No,
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he's here. Oh you knew he was coming. It's Steve Blackman. He
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runs to the ring. He's not gonna stand for this. He's face to
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face with the Angle. The refs ah. He turns and he kicks Shamrock
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in the head. He kicks Shamrock, Why Blackman revives the ref Angle gets
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on the top one, two three, steal your hardcourt wrestling Champion, Kurt
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Angle, What has just happened here? Blackman's there holding his hands up.
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Blackman and Angle. What an unholy alliance here for this wrestling division. We
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cut to the back. All right, we're in the House of Pain locker
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room. This time we got Henry, we got ld we got Rodman and
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Marlena, and Henry says, we took Halls title, We brought Macho very
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close to retirement, and Seawn Michaels can't be trusted. Plus we took care
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of the big guy, didn't we. They all high five. Henry says,
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we also have an ace up our sleeves tonight, just in case this
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doesn't go our way. Bam Bam walks in and Henry says, did he
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take the money? Bam Bam says no, he said he would do it
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for free. They all laugh. The House of Pain and we come back
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to the ring. There we go Man Favorites in Boston, Massachusetts, the
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Bilkie Knights. What they're coming out with Jerry Lawler At this time, I
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don't know what Jerry Lawler is there. We're not sure what this relationship is,
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but he's kind of dancing. He's not in his head a little bit.
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But hopefully the former tag team champions can get back on track tonight against
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this mystery team who are say, haste what Kronick is here? Oh my
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god, right out right, Clark one. The tag team division just got
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elevated higher. If you catch my drift ding ding ning me all right?
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This match is all Chronic. At first, they're just taking care of both
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Disco and Funk. But finally, with the crowd support because the crowd is
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still behind Knights, Funk makes a huge comeback and they look to be in
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control. Lawler jumps up on the apron and distracts the ref and he throws
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Funk some golden brass knuckles and Funk looks confused he's holding them. He said,
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what am I gonna do with these? He throws them out of the
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ring, and in the confusion, Chronic is able to hit high times and
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beats the Boogie Knights, so Jerry Lawler wanting them to cheat a little bookie
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Knights at least, Flash Funk wasn't having it. Not really sure what's going
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on, but Chronic gets a huge win in a surprise debut here at a
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lace. We cut to the back. Owen his back stating wheel Dave Wheeler,
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I can already tell, making him fucking Migola's customs boy. We cut
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to the back. Owen is backstage and he's talking with an interview interviewer and
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says that was a non title match and Boston just doesn't deserve it. Wait
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a minute, it's new Jack, Newjack out of nowhere. He nails Owen
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with a trash can and runs him off. Nujack grabs the mic from the
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interviewer and starts talking Newjack. Guys. Was arrested last month under suspecsion of
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robbing a bank, but apparently he's here and he says, this is my
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interview. Now everyone saw me get arrested last month. Well, I don't
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care about no jail time. They said I robbed the bank. I didn't
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rob no bank. I got that money from my grandma. But I'll tell
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you this. I got off lawyer said some sort of paperwork issue, but
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I got to keep the money. You're looking at a different new Jack,
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same old gangster. But now I'm rich. Whoa Ball's Mahoney runs up to
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Newjack and he says, Jack, Jack, fucking hell, Jack, You've
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got to take a look at something. It's a conspiracy. Jack agrees.
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He says, okay, okay, balls, let's take a look, and
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they walk off. Cut back to the ring. Mike Awesome is in the
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ring. Now, obviously we've seen Mike Assam. He's lost to Owen Heart
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mysteriously, he lost the Yoko Zuna mysteriously. These mysterious kicks just kind of
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going down, and he's told everybody he's gonna come clean. So he's got
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a mic. He says, a lot of people want to know what's going
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on with me. Well, I'll tell you the truth. He looks around,
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nothing but a big losing streak. I'm fine. In fact, i'll
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prove it right now. Bring him out. I got a match right now.
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Whoa, oh baby, it's Rick Flair and he still looks like crap.
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And this time he looks scared. He's got a little bit of a
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beard, still wearing that Turmoil shirt because he's embarrassed. And I guess we're
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having an impromptu match, Rick Flair versus Mike Ausain signa naming Flair's just standing
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there. Awesome's just unloading on him, but Flair won't fight back. Finally,
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Awesome just getting tired of it, picks them up, huge Awesome bomb
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one, two three, easy victory. What is going on with Flair?
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Awesome just grabs them, drags them to the back, knocked out Flair.
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What happened? What's going on with Awesome? What's going on with Flair?
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We saw them and their weird dealings with House of Pain in the back last
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couple of months, But I guess we'll have to wait to see what happens
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later. Okay, it's time for your main event. The ring announcer goes
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over the rules. Four rings and one cage. The doors of the cage
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will be locked shut. The first participant who retreats the cage willingly will forfeit
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the match for his team. Stand your ground or stand down. This is
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god Opata first out House of Pain. We got Mark Henry, the f
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WF Champions. We got the Lesion to Doom, the f w F tag
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Ka Champions. We got Dennis Laud with Marlana, and we got Bamdad five
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men and they answered the kids. They are confident. You saw them before.
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They have plans, They have secondary plans. Everything's been going house of
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pain the last couple of months. So we'll see what they have in store
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for tonight. Here they come the Outsider, Scott All and Kevin Nash back
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together again, the wolf Pack, best friends. What a return, Mark
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Henry stole. Scott holds about last month, Rush, Let's see the rest
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of the He kind of put this whole thing together. Sean Michael's coming for
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the save last month. He's two sweets Nash he's two three tall. They
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all high five, got it? They point to the entrance, all three
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of them. It's a two arms sacho man. His arm still tapes,
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heavily taped. They tried to get him to retire last month. But he's
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looking great. He's fired up, but still tapes. He's ready for revenge.
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But who is their teammate? Who did Nash get last minute to come
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in and have the fight of their life? All four members of team throws
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on point to the entrance. One what No, Jimmy, it can't be.
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It can't be. Is that h in his thrill zone? Shirks it's
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here. He's a friend of Seawan Michael. He's a friend of all he's
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a friend of Nash. I can't believe that he looks awesome. He looks
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even bigger than he's did on Parmoile. He looks more chad, he looks
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more focused. He's here to back up his best friend. Just don't know,
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Maybe maybe I'm just me saying all right. They all charge the ring
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dinging, all hell breaks loose. All ten men are battling in the battle
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pit Team thrill Zone. They're beating down the House of Pain, and finally
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Mark Henry is the only one left standing. Team thrill Zone start to surround
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him. Out of nowhere, Bam Bam attacks haul In La with the led
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spike. Boom, He's busted open again. The House of Pain take over
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and brutalize Team Thrills one. Finally, only Macho Man is left, but
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he's like on his knees and Mark Henry pulls out a padded envelope and he
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says to Macho our offer still stands. Leave the cage now and you will
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be set for life. Just retire. Macho Man looks around, he sees
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all his friends beating him. Bloody Macho turns he starts to climb the cage.
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Macho man's retreating. I can't believe it. Macho gets to the top
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of the cage House of painter high fiving each other. The crowd is just
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like, no, no, don't do it. They're booing. Macho turns,
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starts to climb down the cage, but he stops. He climbs back
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to the top of the cage, comes off to the Ounce of Paint.
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Surprise, huge apple drop on the whole team. Just then all of Team
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throws On is up. They start to beat up House of Pain. Everyone's
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getting pitched into the cage. Everyone's bleeding except for Mark Henry. Team thrill
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Zone gathers around him, super kicking to a pedigree on Henry. They grab
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the lod spikes. They are going to give Henry a taste of his own
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medicine. Well bolls from the House of Pain to everybody. Team thrill Zone
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is down. Oh my god, here he comes. Mike Awesome. It's
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Mike Awesome and he's at ringside now with Rick Flair. He cuts the lock
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on the door and throws Flair into the cage. I don't know what he's
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doing down here. He's got handcuffs. The House of Pain and Mike Awesome
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handcuff Haul to the cage in one ring. They handcuff Nash in another ring.
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Flair is just standing there with his head down. He's sulking, he's
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shaking his head. No, they are stacking the odds more and more by
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the moment. Awesome bomb to triple H and they handcuff him to the cage
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too. Macho and HBK are back to back, surrounded by the House of
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Pain. How's the Pain attacks? They are brutalizing Macho on HBK. They
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hold Macho man up and start to bully Flare. They put Macho's hand inside
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a chair and Henry says to Flair, pilmanize his arm. He says,
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break his arm. He says, do it, do it, and you
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don't owe us any more money. A Flair won't do it, So Henry
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does it with a giant splash boom, takes out Macho's arm. When he
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gets back up, Flares there, he starts firing off chops on Henry.
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Now he's chopping Awesome, He's chopping Rodman. He's chopping both of the legion.
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Nooon of them chops to Bam bam. He kicks Bam bam in the
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balls Woo dirtiest player in the game. Bammam is down and Flair is going
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for the figure four. But oh no, House of Pain attack Flare.
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There's too many numbers. They handcuff him to the cage as well. HBK
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is getting to his feet. That's it. Everybody else is handcuffed to the
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cage. House of Pain surrounds him once again. Just Michaels. Henry says,
30:00
you started this, you did this. What's this? It's stand sting
30:12
his hair. He repels from the ceiling into the cage. He's stick done.
30:18
Black and orange. Oh no, not black and orange. Six.
30:25
HBK is glaring at Sting. Whose side is he on? He points the
30:29
bat HPK, Oh no, no Sting. He then points the bat at
30:33
the House of Pain. Stay at text, the House of Page. But
30:37
h Pack's just standing there. Uh, he's staring at Sting. Sting.
30:41
It's everyone with the bat. It's a good old Sting comeback with the bat,
30:45
a backhand. He's hitting everybody. Mark Henry in the gut with the
30:48
bat. He lifts the bat to whack him in the back. Super keck
30:53
h K, super kick Sting. What is he doing? What is he
31:00
doing. Henry is smiling. He pulls out a padded envelope, another one.
31:06
HBKA takes it. He looks at it, but he hands it back
31:10
to Henry. He turns to Hall. He gives him the middle finger.
31:12
He turns the sting and he gives him a middle finger too, and he
31:15
says, that's for stealing my spotlight jump. HBK climbs out of the cage.
31:22
No, what are you doing? He retreats. He retreats the match.
31:29
The House of Pain wins the battle pit. HBK turned his back on
31:34
his friends. Did the House of Pain put him up to it? I
31:38
have no idea. Haul and Nash are living with their handcuffed. Floris just
31:44
has his heads in his hands. He can't believe it. Mantra man with
31:47
shell shock cripple. H is staring as HBK walks away back to the group.
31:52
The House of Pain are celebrated. The lights go out, go out.
32:10
It's Yoko Zna. He's got samoa tattoos, he's got a spike board.
32:21
He's chasing the hells of paint out of the ring. They're all running,
32:23
They all retreat. Mark Henry is the only one last he's trying to
32:27
climb over the cage, but he's too big. He's too big, lost
32:37
my place. Yoko grabs his foot, He pulls him into the samow and
32:42
drop. Yoko puts his foot on Henry's chest. He raises his hand.
32:45
The crowd chance yells one, two, three. Yoko helps up, sting.
32:51
He shakes his hand. Next month at war cry it's Zuna versus Mark
32:58
Henry Night. Everybody all right, and we had three minutes twenty seconds left.
33:07
Good job, Mark, all right. Lots that here, a little
33:13
modernized, a little little uh, a little tune up, a little now,
33:17
a little tune up. Look at this. This is guys, you
33:20
gotta see this. Dave Wheeler made this custom Yokazuna. I said, he's
33:25
going down the Samoan roots. Guys, He's like Aga meets Roman reigns.
33:30
Look, Zuona Zuna. How many? How many customs? Is Dave will
33:35
going to make? Chronic? Well we just have too right now. The
33:38
staying in the orange paint, Yeah, we got I gotta talk to him
33:42
about that one. Yeah, so you're using like like jailbird crushes chronic.
33:51
Yeah, what did I do last year? Yeah? He tried to make
33:55
it. What happened when I made the custom I can't you can't put that
34:00
head on. I tried to put like the head on another wrath. Yeah,
34:04
you can't do it like a stop head. Maybe Well when you pull
34:07
the head out, the things in there not up like it doesn't. It's
34:12
just two pegs. It's not like a hole. Oh got it? Got
34:15
it? Sure? Yeah? Also full disclosure. I I ordered Jerry Lawler
34:21
like a month and a half ago and it never came, and I have
34:23
it disputed on eBay. Why did you just get another? Yeah? But
34:29
I did. I actually forgot. And then when I was taking pictures and
34:32
I realized I didn't have a Lawler, I had to like creatively do all
34:36
his segments without like a Lawler. So oh wow, it kind of stunk.
34:40
But I gotta figure that out, all right, Brusky, All right?
34:45
Memorial time in five four three two, one thirty minutes on the clock.
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Welcome everyone to f w F Turmoil presents Halloween hard Eite. Do we
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see the arena dark, smoky, and there's a grave site, but it's
35:31
not just any grave site, because here lies the host of Halloween hard Eye
35:40
too. That's me Ole Joe medle Jerseys the House of Holloway hard eights.
35:54
Do he comes, he comes, aware, he goes beetle cracked him.
36:05
Welcome everyone to Halloween Hornets too. I'm your ghost host with the motes,
36:12
beetlejuice, heck of a shower, not Hal and the cell Hal. I'm
36:20
so confused title matches, but no chit chat. It's showtime and we're going
36:29
to an opening contest. It's Bill Goldberg versus the Giant. The two beasts
36:35
are standing in the corners. Referee rings the bell ding ding spear by Goldberg,
36:38
a spear by Goldbery. He's got him hooked. Jack Hammer World two?
36:44
Do who is order? Goldberg? Goldber returned last month. He turned
36:50
his back on the nw O. He helped out stog called Steve Austin.
36:54
And now he just squashed the Giant. He just squatsh the giant. The
37:00
referee has his arm rais but from behind. A big knockout punch in the
37:05
back of the head by the Giant. A big knockout punch by the Giant.
37:07
He's got in that big goosele choke slam. The Giant steps over the
37:12
top rope. He's on the apron. He grabs Bill Goldberg, who's selling
37:15
up another goozle choke slap, Do that outstable right in front of us?
37:20
Here? That outstable, But he's not done. One last goosele and a
37:23
choke slam on the rig steps. Do not mess with the NWL. Do
37:30
not mess with the Giant. The following contest is except for one fall,
37:36
and it is for the FWF Tag Team Championships. All right, I'll come
37:42
to Dudley's. They debuted last month. They are the new FWF Turmoil Tag
37:49
Team Champions and we know who their opponents are, justin Hawk, Bradshaw and
37:54
Faruk who aligned with Kane. Wait a minute, we got customs, not
38:06
customs prototypes? Whoaw for Rooke? New boat cutcher unreleased proto types. We
38:20
know that we don't just new customs here, we do unrelease proto types.
38:24
Here. They are Bradshaw and Rod Simmons, the acolytes. By the way,
38:32
there's the tables hatch sign. Oh my god, Divon has a Bradshaw
38:40
in the three D, but for Ruke, Rod Simmons moves the table last
38:46
minute three D connects but not through a table for Rouke. He got Divon
38:51
up in that big Spinebuster. He kicks Bubba in the gut, has him
38:54
up for the Dominator. Bubba slips out, hooks him in the Bubba Bomb.
38:59
He slams here. He slams Rod Simmons as Devon climbs to the top
39:04
rope, why why oh wait. Before that can connect, it comes Brach
39:09
with the clothes line from Hell to Bubba and he nails Devon. Diva cross
39:15
himself on the top roop. He picks up Ron. They go for a
39:16
big double superplex on Devon. Bubba from behind nails them both a big Power
39:23
Man double power double superbix a tower spot. Holy shit, holy shit,
39:29
holy shit, holy shit. The lights go out. The lights go out.
39:35
It's Caine. It's Kane, the man who the ACA lies aligned with.
39:39
He's standing in the middle of the Dudleys and he's standing in the middle
39:44
of the Dudleys and the APA. He turns around, Tumble goes on to
39:47
the APA. He takes off his mouth. Stay on there, Tiger,
39:52
He's stay on there, Tiker. The lights go ack, the lights come
39:53
back on. The Undertaker's gone for Ruke feed it up three and eight through
39:59
the a Balding, meaning here are your windows at still f w F Tag
40:05
Team chip Heads, the Jolay Boys, That Dodley Boys have done it,
40:10
The Deadly Boys have done it. The Ocolyte screwed the Undertaker last month,
40:15
and the Undertaker got some retribution. Up next, we have Brock Lesner with
40:22
Sea McMahon members of the nWo taking on the charismatic enigma Jeff Hardy dinganing.
40:30
Jeff Hardy just comes with a cross body. Brock catches him, got him
40:34
up here in the F five, but Jeff Lansa's feet twist the faith of
40:37
rock Lesler. He goes to the top rope, who hits the swat Tom
40:40
Bombers could be it one two Lesno with a big kickout. Jeff Hardy picks
40:45
up brock. Lesler goes for another twist of faith, but Brock got him
40:47
here. That Jarmt Suplex. Oh no, they're Jarman Suplex Its Suplex City
40:52
one third Jarman Suplex. But Jeff Hardy backflips to his feet. Uh.
40:58
Brock Lisner charges a low rope, goes for a house show divon. Brock
41:00
Lesler catches him and rams him back first into that ring post. He rolls
41:06
him into the ring. He goes to pick up Jeff Hardy, but Jeff
41:08
Hardy rolls him up. That's gotta be it. One two, Shane McMahon
41:13
pulls out the referee. Shane pulls out the referee. Jeff Jeff Hardy almost
41:16
had that upset victory. Here comes Jeff Hardy with a baseball side to Shane
41:20
McMahon. But turn around, Jeff. Here's brock Lesson on the outside of
41:22
the big clothesline, clotheslining his head off inside out. But by Jeff Hardy.
41:27
He picks up Jeff Hardy. He's got him in F five butt a
41:30
brutal F five into the into the ring post. He slides in Jeff Hardy.
41:36
But what what's brock doing? What is brock Lesner doing? He is
41:39
going to that top rope. Brock Lesner going to the top rope, big
41:44
shooting start press by brock Lesler. I can't believe it. One two,
41:52
who usual winner? Oh that's big thing rock Lesner. Oh my god,
41:59
the NW it's dominated so far. Giant may have lost the battability won the
42:04
war. And with the help of seaman's man black Legnard, Jeff defeated,
42:08
Jeff defeated Jeff Hardy. We go back stage in locker room. The head
42:15
bangers. They walk in. They knock on the door. It's gold Dust
42:20
sitting there next to the JVC boom box. The head bankers say, Goldie,
42:25
you asked to see us. Golda says, I need help. I
42:32
need help impressing d LO. I need some advice from you guys. I
42:39
know you guys know everything about head and banging. And the head banker said,
42:44
no, no, no, no earlil us head bangers like the music.
42:49
They pull out the newest Marilyn Manson CD. They pull out the newest
42:52
Marilyn Manson CD. They're about to put it in the jv c K boom
42:55
box. D Loo busting. I think you better recognize this is my jb
43:00
c KA boom box. I came with this. You didn't come with this,
43:02
hat baggers. You din't even come with accessories. And wait a minute,
43:06
it comes being I guess it comes banches again here, you guys,
43:10
it's not so this is the time to fight, the time for fightings in
43:15
the room. You guys aren't booked tonight. So I have an idea.
43:19
Why don't you listen to the ten year anniversary soundtrack of Beetlejuice available now and
43:24
nobody to be Sweers and Columbia House and I'll put this I'll put this song
43:30
on. I got a special track just for you guys. He's he's putting
43:32
the CD in the JB C K boom box. What can he be doing?
43:45
What is going on here? The head Baggers d Lower, Goldus See
43:52
Possessed and they're just they're just dancing and by Telly, just like the movie,
44:02
what is going on there? The Headbuggers, Gold, Nust and Nilo.
44:09
This is like a Korea up routine. Alright, we got another rigside?
44:20
What a what a scy minutes the following contest except for one fall,
44:28
and it is for the Turstate Championship. Coming down the Aisle so real American
44:37
hero, the Patriot Here it comes to Patriot. It is major PBR shit.
44:47
He's chugging nice He's chugging some PBRs. He's all about the three p's,
44:52
pro wrestling, Patriotism and PAP's Blue Ribbon. And his opponent, he
45:00
is the inter State Champion, Christian. Christian turned his back on Edge at
45:10
the first show back became the interstate champion. He's been ducking Edge for months.
45:15
But now he's the defendive title against the Patriot ding meaning the Patriot.
45:24
He's hooked in the umpty, but he slips out and he hits him with
45:28
the Patriot slam, and he's got him locked in. He's got the Alca
45:30
lock locked in a Christian, Wait a minute, brett Hart runs down,
45:35
the hit man runs down, gets on the ape and the referee distracted.
45:37
The Patriot let's go, that's a mission hold and he bellied at bellyes brett
45:42
Hart into the ring, gives him a Patriot slam. The referee rolling brett
45:46
harding. Christian go in the corner. He takes one of the Patriots PVRs.
45:52
He cracks it open. He takes a sip and he missed it right
45:55
into the patriots face. Patriots blinded by the PBR, he hooks in that
45:59
up right here would two three? Who's your winner? And still in our
46:07
state champion to Christiard. Christian steals another another victory, rolling out of her
46:17
posing with his inner state title, where in all of a sudden, use
46:27
my body to keep you in mind. Oh my god, what music is
46:31
this? What music is this? It's gotta be edge, It's gotta be
46:37
Edge Christian looking everywhere, looking overherey Goardrail looking for his brother Edge, but
46:44
Edges behind him, just walking at the edge of us. Edge. He's
46:47
got him. He's gotta set up a spear on the rap Edge with his
46:53
new music. Now, I gotta stop my rags out. He picks up
46:59
were in a state and he pauses with it. Edge Verse Christian. The
47:04
match we gotta see. We're backstage. We're backstage. Goldberg is being loaded
47:09
onto an ambulance, the very same ambulance we saw we saw at the end
47:16
of Wargames last week. He's about to get loaded by the referees. Where's
47:20
the giant. The Giant attacking Goldberg while he's on that ambulance. The referee,
47:24
sh I get involved, Double goosele, double chunk slapped to the referees.
47:29
The giant is so strong he picks up that. He picks up that
47:31
stretcher while while Gobog's on it, and he smacks it to the back of
47:37
the door. He smacks in the back of the door. He walks off.
47:40
The camera zooms in on the door. The door can't be open.
47:44
Somebody is trying to get out of that ambulance. Who is in that ambulance.
47:47
We will find out soon. Next up is Chris Jericho. Jericho comes
47:53
to the ring. Welcome to Turmoil, Isiko. I came here to save
48:04
Turmoil. I had the wrestling world buzzing when I'm when I debuted at major
48:12
festival. What have I done since I've come here? Nothing? I have
48:16
been overlooked. I have been misused, and I talked to President Matt Cardona.
48:21
Next month is the second ever collusion Collision match. And if I win
48:29
this match, I will be number thirty. But if I lose, I
48:35
will be number one. So bring out somebody right now. Sixteen minutes,
48:42
Here comes China. Here comes China, China who totally manhandled Triple Edge last
48:47
month. And it's scared Triovoage out of the company. It's Scaredcrivolage to the
48:52
b show. China is getting in the rings. Gonna be China as Jacko
48:58
right now. Jerko said, oh a woman ring the mall, ring that
49:01
mell for Wait a minute from behind his Eddie Garrow one two day? What
49:07
what? Benny garrou just rolled up. Jared teld him he is Jerko is
49:14
number one a collusion collision. Edie is all smileses I law a cheat a
49:21
steel and trying to says, oh Nie, and gonna start making up.
49:25
Jared goes best side himself. Jerio is best side himself. What's the time
49:34
time? Yeah, fifteen minutes, seventeen second. Okay. The following contest
49:38
is set for one fall and it's for the hard Core Championship. Remember Jeff
49:45
Jarrett attacked Taz last month. He attacked him and he's wearing a TNA shirt.
49:51
He comes out with that same TNA shirt. It's a back and forth
49:53
match, a back and forth match. Eventually Taz has en. The TAS
49:58
mission, the Task Mission. Here comes Denborah mcmaco. Denborah McMichael's back.
50:04
She comes in and a long blow to Tas, A long blow ta Tash.
50:10
Jeff Chair takes the guitar. This is all Egal smashes Tas with the
50:14
guitar. The task, No sell it, task Plex, task Plex.
50:17
Oh no, they're task Plex here too. The TAS mission. He's got
50:22
him in the TAS mission. Wait a minute, who's hopping the gun role?
50:24
That's Test. That's Test with a big boot, Test with a big
50:29
boot to Task. He's got him in a pump panel slam. But Test
50:32
Sti's fine, he's got the tax mission on test the tas mission. Just
50:37
waiting a minute on Another man helping the guard with a steel chair. That's
50:39
Albert. That's Albert. He smacks him in the back of the steel chair,
50:44
gives him the bottle. Mom puts the chair over his face. Test
50:47
cross the top rope a big elmow. They're dragging Jeff Chared over not this
50:52
way? One, two three. Here is a new hard court champion,
51:02
Juff jew Rot jamp Jack. Here's that new hardcore champion. She's raising arms
51:12
with Doblin McMichael. Test at Alba. What is this all about? The
51:20
go backstage and it's thirty seconds how much thirteen minutes? Thirty seconds to go?
51:24
We go backstage. It's the Undertaker. Change him back into his gear
51:30
after he he shocked everybody on being Kine. Wait a minute, look who
51:34
shows up mess him? It's been on this. It's Undertaker. You know,
51:43
from one dead manage to another. I gotta know, I gotta know.
51:45
Can you do this? Beal Juice spends his head a rid it circles.
51:49
He's Spence's had around circles. Undertaker doesn't seem to impress Bieler just says,
51:54
well, it's not good look against Kine in the Hell of the Cell.
51:59
That that that's ructure. That's a nice fucking model hunk hunk. And
52:01
the Undertaker doesn't look at press either. He does the thumb to the thought
52:06
split and walks up. Bill just says, I guess somebody walked up.
52:09
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the of the grave this morning.
52:17
And now we hear we hear that that that music, that that music where
52:23
something important is having that imminent danger music. It is now time for the
52:30
Hell in the Cell. Undertaker Caine had never been inside a Hell in the
52:39
Cell together. This is a absolute dream match, all right. The match
52:47
has been all over? Is there now at the top of the cell.
52:52
Now to the cell. Cane goes for a choke slam and he has a
52:54
choke slam. Oh my god, I'm afraid to see what happens. Will
52:59
this well this fructual holder we once saw the Undertaker killed doctor Death on top
53:02
of the Hell of the Cell. He picks him up for a tombstone.
53:06
The Undertaker reverse it to tombs on his own, but Kane reverse it o
53:09
goosele and he's gonna he's gonna chalk slap him off the hell on the cell,
53:14
but doesn't do it. He's he's lucky. He doesn't want to kill
53:16
his own brother. The Undertaker counters with a goosele and he's fighting him to
53:21
the middle. He's finding the middle. Lights go out, the lights come
53:22
back on. It's the A p A. The A p A are just
53:27
attacking the Undertaker. They're attacking the undertainer. They grab him, they're gonna
53:30
throw him off the top of the hell of the Cell, but Kate steps
53:34
in away. Cain tears that head tilt in a way saying no. The
53:38
APA. They just pick up the Undertaker and they do an assisted power on
53:43
the Underaker goes through the top of the hell the cell. I think he's
53:45
dead. I think the dead man is dead, Caine, Caine. You
53:49
can tell he's frustrated. He drops down to check on his brother, his
53:52
hand and his chest to check on his brother. The referee counts one,
53:55
two three. I don't think he was over a pin there. I think
53:59
he was checking on the safety on his brother. Here is your what a
54:05
crude. The APA dropped down. They lift Caine's arms, kin pulls his
54:13
arms down and double gooseles the APA. Caine is frustrated, He's upset.
54:19
He gets on one knee. He does the Undertaker pose and lightning strikes the
54:23
Undertaker. Oh, the Undertaker disappairs. The Undertaker disaffairs. He may have
54:30
went to the heavens. A change of heart for Cain time ten minute,
54:37
minutes fifteen seconds. We are backstage with Jeff Jarrett, the new hat Coachampion,
54:45
Deborah, Albert, and Tess and they're all wearing GNA wrestling shirts.
54:52
What Jeff Jarrett says, this was my master, but I'm the chosen one
55:00
and these are my chosen ones. You look at Deborah McMichael, she's got
55:05
some tea and a And look at Test and Albert together they are TNA and
55:12
I'm the greatest singer, the greatest entertainer, and the greatest hardcore champion.
55:15
Together myself, Deborah, Tests and the eight Train are total non stop action.
55:23
But wait a minute, here comes Beano. Jos Bana just comes up
55:28
to Deborah and he says, Debrah, why don't you say my name?
55:32
Three times? Middle Tabah smacks him. Jared smashes them with the guitar.
55:39
Jeff giants smashes the guitar for Beanelejers has head. Jeff john smashes Panajers where
55:45
the guitar and we are building stars. Here we are nine minutes, nine
55:54
minutes. The following is the main event for the w F Championship and is
56:04
a major fast rematch. There's St. Dave Austin, the man who defeated
56:14
Hogan with Albert Goldberg at Wargames, and his opponent Calm one room, room,
56:22
room room, the w F champion and his honest hog Hogan. Hogan
56:34
looks into the camera the handhold camera says, nobody's got bigger hogged in,
56:38
and the graphic appears that nobody's got bigger hog than me, dude. Sure
56:43
available on Pro Wrestling Teas dot Com. The highest selling FF shirt in history.
56:49
Way more then they come again. We're at the tail end of the
56:54
match, the tail end of the match. Hogan goes for the big boot.
56:59
You go for the big movie, but also catch it, spins it
57:01
around, kirking the gut, goes for the stunner, but Hogan pushes the
57:06
referee. Austin righting the referee. The referee's knocked out. The referee's knocked
57:09
out. Wait a minute, Hogan picks him that. After the title he
57:13
ducks kicking the gut starter Starnehad's gotta be at the crowd, Chad Thing one
57:17
two Duie. This is a rematch from Major Misus where it comes out of
57:22
the referee. One two Shane McMahon pulls out the referee. Shae McMahon pulls
57:29
out the referee. Here comes Jeff Hardy with the ladder. Jeff Hardy,
57:32
now Shane McMahon with the ladder, Wight. Here comes brock Leasser, Here
57:37
comes brock Leaser. Jeff goes hit Brock with the ladder, but Brock catches
57:40
it and he rams Jeff Hardy into the apron, crushing the second referee.
57:45
Brock Lesner gets on. He jumps onto the apron and he's nose to nose
57:51
with Stone Colt Steve Austin. He is nose that knows with Stone Cold Steve
57:54
Bosses and Austin flips him off, but brock Lesser picks him up for an
57:58
F five. Wait a minute, he lets kick it. Look got start
58:01
the doll calls start him and turn around all big super kick from the giant.
58:06
Where the giant come from? Where did the Giant come from the Giant.
58:09
He hooks them up in that goozle. When all of a sudden,
58:14
we all of a sudden, this Goldberg Doby is back. He's all tamped
58:20
up. Here comes Bill Golberg. Bill Galway is back here. He gets
58:25
to the ring and he spears brock Lessner. But the Giant doesn't care.
58:30
He's still gonna get that chunk slaft to Austin. Wait a minute, Austin
58:35
slips fine. Goldberg goes to the spear on the giant Giants. He spears,
58:38
Austin, oh no. Here spears Austin, oh no. A big
58:42
goozle chunk slam to Goldberg. Brock Lesner and Goldberg. They take they brock
58:49
Clestler, the Giant, they take Goldberg and they wrap them up in between
58:52
the top of the middle rope. He's trapped. Here's trumped. Jeff Hardy
58:54
gets up. He class that top rope, but out of the sky,
58:59
Big show, the big show. The giant knocks him out that big right
59:01
hand. Jeff Harty's out. Here comes Hogan, Hogan. He he gets
59:07
on top of st. Co Steve Austin not this way one two Austin kicks
59:13
out. Austin kicks out. He can't believe it. Wait a minute now,
59:17
the giant and brock Lesler holding up Austin. This isn't fair. Jeff
59:22
Harty's knocked out. Goldberg is tied up and Hogan nails. Hogan nails Austin
59:28
with the f w F title, that nw spray painted title. He hits
59:31
the ropes, he hits the big leg. Not this way one two two
59:39
whosh O winner and still WF champions Holly Wood Holk Holgan the rematch from Major
59:50
Fest, the second biggest match in f w F history. Half of the
59:53
night. Oh no, Hogan's get out of the spray paint. He spray
59:58
paints Austin O Shane McMahon. He rips the spray petal of Hogan's head.
1:00:05
He spray paints Jeff Hardy n w O, and Hogan grabs it back and
1:00:10
he spray paints and w O on the chest of Goldberg, who is still
1:00:15
conscious, is tied up. The nw O, the most dominant force in
1:00:21
professional wrestling, the most dominant force in the f w F. They're they're
1:00:24
leaving, They're posing the big money shot on the ramp ladies and gentlemen,
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I am mac Cordona. Thank you Beetlejuice for being here tonight. We will
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see you next month at the collusion collision. What what what a trader?
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They can't bey, they can't be. That's a franchise, the franchise.
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Douglas were ahead wearhead Turmoil shirt. He's wearing a Turmoil shirt. Here points
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at Hogan and he does the belt around the way's motion. Oh my god,
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the franchise is here a turmoil and he's calling out Hollywood, k hold
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ahead, good night everybody. Three minutes remain three minutes? Oh man,
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all right, what do you think of my host? Well? That was
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great. That was the best part of the show. People are gonna be
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said that he's not gonna be around here after this episode. Yeah, you
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built the well, Jeff, Jeff Jerry hit him with the guitar, killed
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him twice, killed him again. Remember how we remember how we hit the
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other bugle to the guitar. Yeah. I didn't think of it like that,
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but so he said in his career, Jeff Jared is now to Beetlejuices.
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I didn't even think Boots, you don't like you don't like my beetle
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juice depression. Literally, the best thing you did on the show is great.
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Not saying that's saying something, because it was all right, we're doing
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the draft, are we gonna Yeah, let's do the draft? The draft?
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Any any trades, cuts, releases, trades, cuts releases boys,
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who goes first, it doesn't matter. But I thrill Zone has come to
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terms with the release of the World's Most Dangerous Man Ken Shamrock. Wow.
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Wow, I can't keep a job in Yeah. So, so no retribution
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from you know, against Steve Black. But he's just that's it. Just
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took them out. That's it. Stiff, couldn't hack it. There.
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There are no cuts over here on a term. Well, okay, any
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trade offers. To be honest, I didn't even think of it any possible.
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So I don't have anything. I have none. I have none to
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offer. You guys are pretty deep into storylines where it gets a little monkey
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wrench ish to make a trade. But I got none to offer a right,
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right, so first draft pick. That means Mark will get a public
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pick at the end. Yes, yes, okay, okay, I'm sending
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it over right now. Mark Ruttel's messaging me his first pick. I think
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this is set. Oh, I gotta update my notes because I keep your
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guys secret picks in my notes. Okay, all right, yep you're in
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sweet okay, h yep you are in. Okay so far no conflicting talents.
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Okay, sending my next one. Anyone's gonna fight you for that one?
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Mh Okay, great and yes, I don't kay you will man,
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Okay, I I think I know what he did because I listened to the
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hotline. All right. For my public pick, I would like to draft
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Ray Misstivrio if I can't, Wow, I forgot that he was on the
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open market. Is former TAC team champion? All right, boys, that's
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pretty much it in the books. Two very entertaining episodes that I think it's
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same to the Mark has found his groove at this thank you. So let's
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talk about next month there, bros Ky, So next pay per view sell
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us on Next pay per View is actually called war Cry, and it is
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headlined by Zuna Versus, the leader of the House of Pain. They have
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to be a champion, Mark Henry, a big hoss fight certainly not could
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be a work rate match, It says you. You will also hear from
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Sean Mike Why, Sean why for information? We're gonna have to get what
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is going on with Balls Mahoney in that quote unquote conspiracy. He's clearly on
1:06:13
drugs and he's seeing things, but he's possibly seeing things, and we will
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get a tag team gauntlet match and the winner gets a shot at the tag
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team titles at Major Fest. Oh wow, so many tag teams. As
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I said, the tag team division has been elevated higher this month, so
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who knows what will happen. Also, obviously, Owen Hart and the fan
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favorite rock Hot Steve Boston will be in the house at the pap Center.
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Also just signed, guys, Major Fest not at the pap Center. Major
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Fest will be in fox Borough, Foxborough, where the Patriots play, also
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in Massachusetts, but a much bigger stadium. Wow, just signed as part
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of the negotiations to get him over here to the A show Hollywood. Holkogan
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will defend his f def title against the franchise Shane Douglass at Collusion Collision,
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And since there's gonna be collusion, this will be in a nWo Metal match,
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which is essentially a black nWo steel cage, so you will see that.
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You will also see every other Superstar, including the two picks from tonight,
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will be in the second annual Collusion Collision Match. Four men enter.
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You can eliminate your opponents via pimpfall, submission or throwing them over the top
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rope with both feet hitting the floor. Once someone is eliminated, a new
1:08:14
partisman will enter. So four men or women we have trying to hear in
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the ring at the same time. Wait, collision Collision wasn't the thing on
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the boats? No? No, oh damn I was atle no, this
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was like the Royal Rumble esque event. It was like ten years long.
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Yeah, well, I'll have a time in the here. But once once
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you get down to the final two, a steal cage lowers not to be
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confused with the NW Metal match deal cage will be a normal gray steel cage,
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and also a ladder will be slipping into the ring as well as a
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briefcase hanging. Whoever can the final two competitors will have to climb up the
1:08:54
ladder, retrieve the briefcase, and they will go on to major fests to
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take on the f Damien, whether it's Shane Douglas or hul Cogan. So
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we will find out potentially the main event for major fests next month at Collusion
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Collision Right next month has