Latest / Play 4 Keeps Podcast / Episode 145: I HATE MY SPOUSE (The Final Chapter) ft: @theredactedshow
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- Jax: you Greg: Man, welcome back to another episode of the Play for Keys podcast. The podcast where we do something different every single day, not an hour, not an episode. This is a daily thing. I am your host, Greg. That's my host, Jax. Special guest alert. Wafik is in the building. Wafik is in the building. Feeq: Yessir! Greg: One half of the redacted show was here. ⁓ Have him for an important conversation. The files have dropped. We'll talk about it later. But before we get in there, first and foremost. Happy birthday, Jax. I mean, by the time we record this, it's past your birthday, Jax, you the birthday. Jax: eat on the birthday fucking hate that song Greg: You are the birthday. Damn niggas don't want to be the birthday. Damn crazy. That's crazy man. Jax: He makes last tech music grow. Then Hanzo makes last tech music. but I appreciate it. Thank you. Greg: But let's go ahead For sure man, you just getting you can continue to get older I don't know to call you on yet, but you will be called it now. They will call you on And we won't I saw what he won't try to give it though I won't even reveal Feeq: That 30 creepin' up. Jax: Yeah. Feeq: 30 creeping up. Jax: It's coming for it's coming for you too, Feek. Feeq: ⁓ yeah, about a month. Actually less than a month, a few weeks. ⁓ Jax: Like a week. We're not gonna talk about Greg yet. We're not gonna talk about Greg. Greg: You're talking about this, like it. Feeq: You Greg: I am a I'm a long way. I'm a long ways from that, bro. We're fine, I treat this like a fucking bid. This is crazy. But. Let's go ahead, pay some bills real quick, because we do have a lot of things to talk about. Donations. Donations. Here comes the money. Jax: You Greg: Here come- Man, make sure I tap and link down below or hopefully it will. But yeah, we got we got a lot of things to talk about, but first we're going to get into some things that we just don't give a fuck. do not care. Or at least we shouldn't. We shouldn't care about these things, but. Lord and behold, we're still here. First things up. I don't know if I've been. paying attention to the news, but. It's been a teacher that's been arrested. or choking out his student. Choking out his student. Let me pull it up so that we can have more context. But apparently he spazzed up because the child called him little bro. dive into it. An Arkansas teacher told the student, I'm not your bruh, I'm your sir. When the kid replied, my bad little bruh, the teacher allegedly choked him. Tracy Matthews, 56, has been arrested and charged with aggravated assault after the classroom incident was caught on camera. Damn. Jax: I need to see the video. Greg: ⁓ First and foremost... ⁓ Jax: Wait, wait, hold on, hold on. Can you fix ⁓ the view? Can you change the view or no? Yeah, because... Greg: Yeah, I got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can. We can do it like this. Yeah. First of all. Them having cameras inside classrooms lets me know what kind of school this is. It's a bad school. This is for bad. Like hallway cams is one thing. Cameras inside classrooms. Jax: Nah, I feel like it was probably a student recording. It was probably a student. Greg: They said cameras. Jax: phones that have cameras. Greg: Okay, maybe, okay, maybe they, but if it was, I'm saying if the incident was caught on camera, I felt like if a student recorded it, the video would have dropped already because kids can't hold water. They're going to drop that shit on the internet. Feeq: Nah, that's an incident-caught-all camera. Jax: ⁓ the video is somewhere on Twitter. We just haven't found it. ⁓ Greg: But I'm saying, like, this video should be like, it wouldn't be hard to find a video. I'm being honest with you. Feeq: The video's on Arkansas Twitter. It gotta be. Jax: Exactly. We're not a part of Arkansas on Twitter. Thankfully. Feeq: My thing, my thing is like the kid called him little bro. Did he not see this, this dude look like a knockoff sugar night? Like he don't got nothing to lose. Greg: Nor do I want to. You Jax: Like, honestly, free him. I get it. I get it. Greg: As a former substitute teacher, some days you just got to pick your battles. I'm not going to lie to you. You just got to pick your battles. Jax: you Feeq: I didn't know where that was going. Jax: I couldn't imagine getting further to teach. Greg: I was a substitute teacher post grad because life was hard. All right. I actually had two things you don't want to hear when you were a substitute teacher. One. My God, if you come in and the first thing people say, ⁓ my God, we got a man. Bad news already. The fact that they just looking for male teachers. I was there to like substitute for like. Jax: That's weird. You Greg: reading or writing English. ⁓ yeah, we got a we got a science class just for you. I wasn't here for science. I was not here for science at all. Instant fight as soon as I got in. It's an fight. Jax: I mean, great, you could have broke that fight up. You could have been like him. You could have broke the fight up. Greg: ⁓ yeah, you get fired for that. We can't touch them students. That was that was that was one. No, I'm saying I'm just saying, like. I needed that job. I was struggling. I was struggling back then. Every penny count every penny. But I felt bad shorty was I felt bad shorty was losing. I was like, fuck. I'm not helping. Jax: Ooh, as a substitute teacher. Okay, I guess that's Feeq: It Greg: Oh, hey, somebody come in. I'm screaming out the door. Hey. Feeq: I think Greg said, shit. Jax: Help! Help! This is Greg Speaks. Greg: I'm like, hey, somebody. It was like, kind of fell back. I was like, OK, you was talking shit, but you did get your ass whooped. And I can't do nothing about this. ⁓ Learn the lesson for you. But it started turning left. She started asking for scissors. know, we'll just keep pushing, though. We'll keep pushing. was a bad experience. But like, all in all, to say, I don't blame that man, but you do need to pick your battles. I'm not going to jail over nobody. Especially no kids, bro. Not gonna lie. You shouldn't care about your job this much. But next. We do not care. We do not care. We do not care that a Nike article dropped about shoe sales dropping. OK. ⁓ I don't think I don't think Nike itself dropped that article. I think somebody else dropped that article basically saying shoe prices or, you know, or shoe sales are low. And some people are trying to. distinguish or at least Nike's like vision on it is kind of on the on the ends of, we just don't have like, you know, these superstars anymore that are like really like, I guess they're just saying the superstars are not superstaring like they used to. And I disagree. I just feel like this lack of accountability, my nigga. Your sales dropping because, ah, the superstars not hidden for real is like. Jax: I feel like it's interesting. Greg: Maybe your shoes suck. ⁓ Maybe niggas are not dick riders no more. I don't know. Feeq: It's because their shoes are 150 plus. Jax: Yeah, I think it's a little bit of both. also, like, a lot of their shoes, like, for basketball, the only shoe people like is, like, the Jamarant. All the other ones is, they all sort of look like old KDs or old Kobe's. So it's just like, I'm not surprised, Greg: I they've always been hot. Yeah. And then and then Jordans are not coming out with like new Jordans is just retro shit. Feeq: What- What are you Were they saying just the shoe, like all Nike shoes or more specifically like basketball shoes? Jax: I think everybody's been saying, well, I've the article in the article that only had basketball shoes in the picture, but if all Nike shoes were decline, I wouldn't be surprised. But most of the time, Nike sells our basketball stuff. Feeq: I was gonna say, shoot. was going to say shoes. Stop charging 154 pair of shoes. New Balance ain't doing that to me. Greg: Yeah. ⁓ God, like, we push in 30. I don't give a fuck. ⁓ But I also think, ⁓ like I said, like I said before, niggas are not dig riders no more. Jax: Hahaha! Greg: Like, maybe not right. And they used to when it come to Nike, like Like, maybe not right. And they used to when it come to Nike, like they just used to what you got with you used to get killed over day. ⁓ what you got with you used to get killed over day. ⁓ Feeq: ⁓ God, that's a crazy sentence. ⁓ God, that's a crazy sentence. That's insane. Jax: Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Feeq: That's insane. Jax: That was a wild sentence. That was a wild sentence. Greg: Niggas not dick riders no more. I just feel like yo like niggas not standing in long ass lines. What did say? not dick riders no more. not standing in long ass lines. Jax: That's not what you said though. That's not what you said. That's not what you said though. That's not what you said. That's not what you fucking said. Feeq: That's not what you said. That's not what you said. Greg: did say? Jax: I'm not gonna say ⁓ it. I'm not gonna say it. Feeq: I'm not repeating. Greg: What did I say? No, like I did it. don't, I'm dead as don't know what I said. Jax: It's cool. Feeq: You said, you said people aren't, you said people aren't writing like that anymore. Greg: Was I not- Was- Was I not- Jax: You're like, they're not riding like they used to. Like, what are you talking about? Greg: They're not dick riding like they used to back in the 90s and 80s. That's a fact. You made it seem like I said something crazy. That wasn't really that crazy. You made it seem like I'm saying I'm not dick riding. Nah, that's not crazy, bro. Nah, because niggas used to get killed over J's. Niggas used to get stabbed waiting in line for Jordans nigga. Yeah, bro. I stand on A. Yeah, bro. When the cool grays and the concords used to drop. Yeah. Jax: I'm sorry. Yes, please! It's a... no... It's a crazy thing to do. Feeq: Niggas did used to die bro. Black Friday? A new release? Jax: When the cool grades are up the first time, niggas like, it was like five firsts of the month while somebody dying for them. I was like, they're cool. Greg: That shit used to be a thing. Feeq: They should say, don't go standing that line, bro. Greg: They get in the nearest mall and the nearest mall in the nearest mall to me at that moment. Greens point mall. I say, ⁓ I'm going to die. I'm not getting them. I'm not staying. I'm not standing in that bitch's line. Fuck no. Being a happy as they get inside, you got a pair of shoes just for you to come outside. They would take everything. Yeah, no, I stand with it. I stand on my statement. I don't give a fuck. Feeq: You wasn't making out the parking lot. Jax: Yeah. They're gonna follow you home and take everything. Greg: Y'all know exactly what I'm talking about. ⁓ They're not killing people over shoes no more. They're not. But. Jax: Okay? Greg: Anyway, we'll comment down below. Comment down below if I was if I was crazy for saying that I don't think I was, but. I'm outnumbered. We do not care. I'm here. George Pickens got franchise to I'm be honest with you after NFL Draft Talks that we're going to have. I don't I don't give a fuck about this no more. This used to be a thing for me. It'll probably be impactful at some point. But after draft night in the first round for me. I'll be I'll be fine. I'll be all right. I have no I have no further comments, no further statements. We do not care. Finally, the Houston comments are having a trademark dispute right now over their name, the Houston comments. Now, in my mind, at first, I thought they were only talking about the word comments. No, somebody scooped up the trademark Houston comments in twenty twenty four. Jax: you Do know who that somebody is? Greg: And now it is a, I don't know what the company is, but it's a company in Delaware, scooped up the name in 2024. And now they're trying to have a. Jax: No, the company in Delaware, being, that company in Delaware, they scooped it up because Travis Scott bought it. Like Travis Scott, he bought it through them. So he's the one with the, what you call it, he's the one with the trademark. Greg: What fuck does Travis Scott want? Why? For what? Feeq: What? Jax: Because he loves Houston and he's gonna, he wanna do something with the comics. Cuz you know, he already took the Astroworld stuff, he can't really do that anymore. Cuz, you know, he was trying to do something with the comics. Greg: This is nigga. This nigga's fucking bored. I didn't know it was Travis Scott. And whatever collab he has, it better be worth it, nigga. It better go hard. Whatever merch you got, whatever you trying to do with this shit, better be hard. Do some shit with it. Do some shit with impactful niggas. Jax: Yeah, he's trying to scare me. Feeq: It won't be. When the last time Travis dropped something good. Greg: I think his business has been about since 2018. Jax: If I was Travis Scott, I would have done something with Scott Street by now if I was him. I would have been surprised I never did, because like, nigga, it's right there. Greg: Maybe he don't fuck with Scott Street like that. Maybe he don't fuck with Third Ward like that. Feeq: Do he really fuck with Houston like that? Greg: I don't know. Jax: in the electric lane. Greg: Ain't he a Mo City nigga? Feeq: Yeah. Jax: I'm like... The only most city in the area I like. Greg: Wait, let's rephrase it. Did the city ever fuck with him? I don't think the city really fucked with him when he first came out. Jax: Abuse me? Greg: Yeah, you think Houston was fucking with this nigga for like. No, like when he first like when he first came out, not not when he went to California, got big and then came back with like Astroworld and all this other early shit. Jax: The city of Houston. Feeq: Yeah, here's the ⁓ Jax: Nah, even, I mean, I'm not from Houston, but even when he was coming up, like, niggas knew who the fuck he was and shit. Feeq: Yeah, I would say his early stuff, his early stuff, yeah. I mean, it still wasn't mainstream, so was mainly like people in high school. It wasn't like it was like at big events. Jax: Yeah. Greg: I guess. I mean, if you say if you say so, I have to take your word for it. I wouldn't check for that nigga until 2015, 2016. But. Jax: Yeah, Greg, I'm listening to Rick Ross and Griseldo and shit like Greg: Amen. Jax: real rap. Greg: These. OK. I bet. But let's go ahead and let's get into things we do actually care about. We'll try to make it fast. First first things first. James Pierce finally get well I don't even know if it's a verdict but we get some kind of resolution with James ⁓ James Pierce Jr. as he gets slapped on the wrist. Jax: you Greg: All of his charges will be dismissed if he completes a program. offered to him by the state of Florida, learned. What is it? I thought it was counseling. I guess that's the program. What kind of program is it? Is therapy? Jax: His therapy session. He has to attend therapy sessions. He's had trouble over a six month period. And his attorney and Rekia Jackson, the woman he was trying to assault, terrorize, whatever they, and the police, they agreed to this punishment as well. So everybody is quote unquote in alignment with this, but it's like. He only got up because he's in the NFL and he was sort of good last season. That's what, I mean, we already knew something like this was probably gonna happen unfortunately. Feeq: Yeah, they saw how many they saw many sacks he had last season. They said, look, you ain't kill nobody, right? They said, if you kill him, we can work with that. Jax: Is any girl any girl here rookie? This is terrible. He was gonna kill her brother. He hit her his car. Greg: Bro, shi- Bro. Yeah, she wasn't, bro. Her life was going to be altered crazy, bro. Like that shit. really honestly, I thought this was going to be the the final result until that whole thing of him like hitting his car into a police officer. I thought that was going to pack him up a little bit. I go, I thought he was going to serve something or it was going to get drawn out. Yeah, I was like, man. Jax: he was like fighting the cops. Feeq: It was like eight cups on them Greg: So first of all, strong nigga. Second of all, like after seeing that video, after seeing that video, I was like, OK, yeah, pick a choose. mean, I already knew this, but I'll say, yeah, you're for sure pick and choose when you want to use that gun. Because any other nigga would have got the would have got popped, nigga. I promise you. Random nigga on the street. Jax: Yeah Feeq: What? Jax: You think they knew he was NFL player James Pierce Jr. I'm pretty sure they just saw a 6'5". But he lucky he didn't get shot. They just saw like a 6'5", 250 round black man. He lucky, he is lucky they didn't shoot that. He lucky. Greg: He was extremely blessed, bro. I didn't see niggas get popped for less. I don't know, Feeq: My thing is like overall, like if you in the NFL, bro, that's beyond the get out of jail free card. That's something better. Like I saw a tweet and somebody was like, I think I sent it in the chat. Somebody was like Adolf himself would have got pardoned if he was in NFL and performing. Like you could be the worst human alive if you in the NFL and you do somewhat decent. ⁓ they gonna write that check to get you out. Jax: Yeah. If Hitler had 16th acts in the season, he'd still be alive right now. Feeq: He'd probably be commentating. Jax: You Greg: Ain't Henry Ruggs out on probation? Jax: Not yet. But think he will be soon. And he's gonna get another chance. Greg: Are you going to get out soon? Jax: He's gonna get another chance because he's good, so soon. That's crazy. Greg: I'm saying, most niggas, that's, they life is over most of the time. Damn bro, headlines still the same. Them headlines still the same. He killed a woman and her dog. No comment. But I've already addressed how I felt about it. like damn. Y'all care about that dog a lot. I'm gonna keep going though. They add that dog in there every time. I'm like okay, alright. Moving on though. Moving the fuck on. Jax: I was gonna say, they came up there, make sure to add that dog in there. Greg: The NFL draft has commenced and has started. We are on day three, but it started I think what Thursday? Jax: Yeah. Greg: for sure. Interesting draft. I want to hear your thoughts about it. Give me one or two good things. Tell me some surprises. I want to hear your thoughts since I'm talking to two football experts. When I mean experts, y'all just know more than me. I'm be honest with you. I'm a super casual at the sport of football. I just want my team to win. I'm going let the floor is yours. Take it away. Jax: I'll let my guests speak first. Feeq: Well, for me, you know, I'm a Texans fan, so I guess one good thing, we got us another white boy on the line. When they showed, they didn't even show his family at first. I said, oh yeah, that's what I need to see. No media coverage, no media coverage. This is my type of alignment. And even when they showed his family, they had a tiny TV. It was on a little Amazon dresser. I said, yeah, boy, we in there. Greg: You You Jax: You Feeq: But, ⁓ outside of that surprises, the main surprise to me was all the Rams. Them getting, ⁓ with Ty Simpson, ⁓ the QB, who's the QB from? Alabama, I think. Yeah. Them getting him because my mindset was you already got Matthew Stafford. Granted, he might play way one, two more seasons. Even then you still got two backups. It's a better QB draft or picks in next year. Greg: Yes. Jax: Yeah. Feeq: And you could have got, you could have got Bain from the Hurricanes. You could have got other defenders because you already got Jared verse. Your defense is already good. Your offense is great. But if you make your defense even crazier, like you're guaranteed to make it to the Superbowl. And I think that's, you could see in that presser with Sean McVay, how pissed he was, bro. You could see the anger radiating off this nigga face. When they were asking the GM and him questions. And then when they started talking about the QBs, even Sean McVeigh was like, well, this is Stafford's team. We still got Jimmy. We still got them. And he was like, Ty can't compete. That nigga said, bro, you're not the backup. You might be third straight. So I think that was the wildest thing. And then my last little bit, I found out that the GM, I had to read a little bit more, but the GM I think is friends with Ty Simpson's dad, right? Jax: Yeah, I was going to bring that up. Feeq: Okay, I guess I didn't. That's the only thing I've really seen about that. Jax: Oh yeah, the GM and Ty Simpson's dad are friends. They said like months before the GM and Ty Simpson's dad were like talking, he was like, oh yeah, we're probably gonna end up drafting your son and blah, blah, blah. So it's just, I thought that was a terrible pick. I don't think Ty Simpson is good. But then did y'all hear who reached out to Ty Simpson? Feeq: good old nepotism. Mm-mm. Jax: No, he's they he was getting interviewed and reporters they asked hey, have you talked to Matt Stafford? And he was like no But Matthew Stafford's wife Kelly actually DM me on Instagram and told me to hit her up if there's anything I need And we know about Matthew Stafford's wife Greg: What what do you mean by that? Because like, what do you mean by that? Elaborate. Feeq: have a Matthew Stafford. Do you think is wise? Jax: you Greg: Do you think it's wise for you to keep talking? Come on, If I say. Jax: You Feeq: I don't know, bro. Greg: Nah, but like. Jax is Jax. We were doing so good. We didn't hear her for like months, nigga, like. Like we were like a few. I was actually going to bring up like, you know, I heard from her in a minute, maybe maybe he took our advice. Maybe he our advice. All right. To to her defense, to her defense. Feeq: She just be appearing in the out the shadows Greg: She didn't publicly say this. You know what mean? Like, Ty Simpson gave it up. Ty Simpson. So it's like, I want to be, know, I want to feel some type of way about it at same time. like, okay, least you tried to be a little discreet about it. But still, nigga. Come on, gang. Is that like Jordan Hudson level? Is that Jordan Hudson level of just too involved? Jax: Yeah. Feeq: That's true. That's true. Jax: Yeah. Feeq: Yeah. Yeah. Jax: I don't know if anything is Jordan Hudson level of too involved. She's a different breed. She's a different breed. Greg: You right. She she's made for this. She's made for this. But that's that's interesting. So like I said, I don't know too much about Tosh. I'm off on the football. I know he's like. Good for college football players like he's like one of the top UBs for this class, even though that's not really saying a lot, but is it is it more do you feel like it's like a 2020 2024 Atlanta Falcons? Jax: Exactly. Greg: Kind of surprising. Like when they drafted ⁓ Michael Pennings, well, you still had her cousins type shit or was his worst. Jax: Nah, I think Michael Pinnis is always... I think he's worse. Feeq: Nah, yeah, this is way worse. It's way worse because one, would have, he would have still, like my argument is I think he would have still been there. Maybe the Jets would have drafted him or the Cardinals, but even then the Cardinals resigned ⁓ Jack's goat and then ⁓ the Jets got Gino. So I mean, cause who, who got, who picked up Carson Beck? Was it the Jets that got him or was it? Greg: Damn. Jax: Go. Greg: Welcome. Jax: I have no idea. I'm not gonna look that up. Cause I know Carson Beck isn't good. Feeq: It was, ⁓ yeah, the, ⁓ the Cardinals pick up Beck and even then the Cardinals had already picked. Greg: Thank Feeq: The Rams would have still, he would have still been there in the second round. And even if he wasn't, who cares? at the end of the day, who cares? Jax: He's not starting no time. He's not starting no time soon unless Matthew Stafford gets hurt. And if Matthew Stafford gets hurt, your season is fucked already. So I don't even like, I don't know. To me, it was a waste of a pick. They, they should be in win now mode. They should have got a player that they actually could, you know, get some value from, but they didn't. And then I'm not a Rams fan. like personally, I don't fucking care. You make a stupid decision, be okay with that. Feeq: Yeah, honestly. Greg: Yeah. Yeah, personally, who gives a fuck? Go ahead. Jax: What is... I was gonna ask you what was something that surprised you about the job. Greg: what surprised me was that the Cowboys got Caleb's downs. I'm be honest with you. I'm just taking everybody's word for it. I heard the nigga was good. I looked at highlights. I was like, damn, that brother can tackle. He'd be tackling hard as fuck. But I don't know how good he is. I just know that our defense needed a secondary. I know our secondary was bad and. Jax: No, he's, he's insane. Greg: I think we, I don't know much about him though. Jax: No, he was like the Gator. He's been like a five-star recruit, top player his entire life. His brother plays for like the Colts. ⁓ He went to Alabama. But he's bigger. He's not super big, but I think he's like six foot and Josh Down is like five, nine. So, but like... ⁓ Feeq: Mm-hmm. Yeah, Josh Downs. Greg: ⁓ Josh, they're related. ⁓ well. Jax: He was, he was at Bama his freshman year started as a true freshman and Nick Saban was like, Oh my gosh, you're an amazing player and blah, blah, blah. And then Saban retired after his freshman year. So he transferred to Ohio state and he started and was an American for them as well. So he's just been called everywhere he went. So he's supposed to be like the, the next guy at safety. And Dallas hasn't had a good safety in my entire life. feels like, like in my entire life of watching football. Greg: in my existence. I've never heard of like Jax: I they had Darren Woodson and Roy Williams, I was like a child. I don't remember them. I was like five or something when they played. So I think it should, I think it's be really good. I'm. Greg: you So he'll be like. So he'll be like a media impact day one starter type like he's going to be like, you're going to see his impact just off route. OK, I like that. I like I like that. I like that. I'm not mad. Other than that, I don't have too much about the draft. All I really thought about this whole time was either 2027 is going to be really, really good. Jax: Yes. Yes. Greg: or really, really bad, there will be no in between next year. The amount of niggas that's coming out, either they're going to be overhyped or they're going to underachieve. That's what this draft taught me about. I feel like this draft got undersold a little bit. Well, not undersold, but like people didn't talk about it because people keep talking about the quarterback draft class of next year. What if them niggas don't pan out? I feel like they've been hyping this Archmany draft class for like the longest. And I'm starting to lose faith a little bit. I'm not going to lie. Jax: mean Archie Manning was supposed to be in this draft class and he was bad so. Greg: I'm saying so I'm like, OK, like. I'm I'm I'm off of it. I'm not I'm not hearing niggas say like, ⁓ tank, you know, tank for this player tank for that player. I haven't heard that in a couple of years. I'm like a liar. Feeq: Yeah. Jax: ⁓ no, it's gonna start soon, don't worry. Don't worry. Greg: You're right. Right. You're right. But. Let's go ahead and get into what we really want to talk about. The receding of the receding files drop. All right. Now, I know some of y'all are really asking ourselves, like, ⁓ my God, like, damn, y'all didn't spend like two fucking weeks talking about this mid-ass white woman. Guess what, buddy? We're going to talk about her again. So quit asking. Quit fucking asking. We will talk about this woman. Feeq: ⁓ man. Greg: As more shit keeps coming out. And last time during our proceeding files before it got dropped, we were talking about, like, OK, you know, as long as this shit don't affect the team and, you know, Mike Redwood shouldn't be losing his job over no shit like this. And, you know, this is some people are on the fence of who cares? Niggas cheat every day. You should first of all, you shouldn't. You shouldn't be cheating. But since we're here. I read you. Why is this breaking news now? Now that the receding files drop new info, they've been talking to each other and they've been. I don't even know. I don't even know the word mingling. I don't know what the fuck we want to call this shit. Having sex. They've been dealing with each other for at least six years. For at least six years. This private investigator. Oh, my God. Round of a fucking applause. Jax: Hahaha Greg: This nigga is Hall of Fame level. I did this six years, six years before they were caught holding hands, hugging. it, man, like, what are we doing? Elaborate. Jax: Yeah. Yeah, they released pictures that show, they released pictures that show Frabri and Racini at a bar in New York. And this whole thing blew up because last week they were at a resort in Arizona instead of being at the coaches meeting. But these new pictures show them at a bar close to each other, canoodling, kissing, or I think I don't know, I can't read those. It's blurry in this picture. Greg: Yeah. Feeq: That boy leaned in. Jax: Yeah, but he's locked in. Locked in? Look at this thing. He's locked in. Greg: Hahaha Feeq: I know that phase. Jax: I've seen and there's another piece. I don't know where it is, but it's so like brave with his wedding band on and I'm just like, ah, fuck that sucks. And like people, took these pictures and they didn't even realize they just thought she was his wife. Cause why wouldn't you think that? But it's just like. Greg: That's all. Feeq: My thing is, my whole thing is if you're, cause this, if you're like a coach, head coach and you're known, why are you, why are you cheating? One, cheating is terrible, but why are you doing it in public where people will, I'm not saying people are going to know you, but people may know you. Like if you don't go to your, to some, I don't know crib and Door dash nigga. I don't know what's I don't know what you're supposed to do, but it ain't this Jax: See, like, this is very sloppy, but like, a little bit of pushback on that, like, people don't know what head culture looks like, for real, like, do you know what Todd Monkin looks like, Fique? Feeq: What? This person knew who he looked like. That's why they took the pic. No, obviously they know. Greg: Fuck no. Jax: Okay, but I'm just saying like most people don't know what head coaches look like. But then two things I'm gonna say though, were like the older pictures before, well these are the older pictures technically, but the picture that dropped like two weeks ago or whatever. I was watching like Pablo Torre, dropped like, he found out, he dropped some more, he dropped an episode about him and he was talking about how. Greg: Yeah. Jax: the pictures at the resort, they were probably not a private investigator, but somebody who just so happened to recognize Mike Grable. And then like Googled Mike Grable's wife and was like, hey, that's not Mike Grable's wife and took those pictures. But these pictures from six years ago, people are saying that this was during his tenure with the Titans or I think with the Titans around the time he was getting fired. And people were saying like, people from the Titans organization leaked this because the owner doesn't like Mike Grable. And I remember like when he was getting fired, that was the whole thing. So I could see somebody from the Titans having done this. That does make sense. Greg: I also I think I also heard that like within like the coaching realm or like within whatever because you know, public Tory did drop those goddamn files and shit. It was like, yeah, no, this was not a surprise for niggas. Like they say, yeah, that's his bitch. They're like, that's you be bringing them around the coaches and shit like we know her. We know how she give it up. They're ⁓ That's hers. You know mean? So it's one of those things where that's why shit was so fucking quiet when some of these rumors, you know, started like there was a lot of niggas that are known for gossiping. That wasn't gossiping on this, and that's what really like grabbed my eye. Like, I know, like big media like first taken of the I know there wasn't going I know they wasn't going to talk about it until it started affecting football. So, of course, I'm not talking about them. But when. It's my cap. and Shannon Sharp and Chad Oshosynko not trying to, they not trying to press it. And then when people in the comment section like ask them about it, this is before the more of the files dropped. This was like when the first files dropped. He's like, why y'all want us to talk about this? That's that man Ben there like, what you want us to? Nigga y'all some of the messiest niggas I've met in my fucking life. Y'all talk about everything. Y'all talk about every scandal. Y'all talk about everything. So I already know that y'all a little bit compromised about this situation. Some of y'all niggas been new. Feeq: Mm-hmm. Jax: Yeah. Feeq: Hmm. Jax: Shannon don't really got no room to talk though. That's why, that's why I feel like Shannon they say he doesn't got no room to talk. Greg: That's why I try to speak on it. But he's still been talking about other shit. You know what mean? He's still be talking about other scandals. So I can't even get it off. was trying to, that nigga was trying to sell merch after he got caught fucking some girl named Michelle. You messy. Feeq: They don't want to talk about variable. Jax: It's interesting. Feeq: So really all the coaches got to check in with variable. That's what I'm hearing. That's why they don't want to talk about them. Vraible OG. Greg: ⁓ shit. Checking in with Bravewood. Having that kind of motion. Feeq: They see variable walk in a room. They kind of they sit up. Jax: thing is know they know my variable can take they bitch bro Greg: Smell it. Mike, Mike, rabble a bitch taker. ⁓ my God. Jax: Clearly! Greg: ⁓ shit, man, bro. Damn. Imagine a like, imagine a Mike Shanahan ass nigga tell you, yes, sir. Crazy. Insane. Who run the league? Why does variable have so many votes? Damn. Jax: Wait, Vraeper won't come to the, didn't Vraeper win come to the year or was that the Seahawks? I can't remember, no. I can't remember. Greg: Nah, I think it was the Seahawks, but ⁓ Racini had a vote and she clearly voted for her man. So she clearly voted for her man. Now. Feeq: Yeah. Jax: It's like this whole thing don't make sense to me because I was telling y'all like the other day like how do you not hear the saxophones in the background? Like you know this is not gonna end well. You're a you're a reporter that interview CD. He's a NFL head coach. You know, you're not supposed to be like you're not you can't be this stupid. You know, you're not supposed to be fucking the coach and yet you've been doing it for six years. You have to know it's gonna end well. Feeq: My thing is, another thing, another thing is like, okay, this has been going on for six years. And then I know y'all put in the chat talking about she had the kid and they named him Mike. My thing is, look, look, look, my thing, my thing is this, even, even if she, even if the husband, say her husband was like, yeah, I think I want to name this one Mike. She should have had enough thought process to say, nah, I don't think we're going to do that, honey. Like if she wasn't the one that husband did it she should have intervened because now this i'm not gonna i'm not gonna lie this makes it look even worse Greg: Yeah. Jax: Yeah. Greg: Yeah, looks bad. looks bad as hell. I'm talking like me and my girl. Even like we have no plans on having children anytime soon. Like not anytime soon, but we already know we not naming it after anybody we've. Like that's that's just a thing. Like even if it wasn't a relationship. ⁓ yeah. I fucked and fucked the person named Mike. What? And Michael's a boring ass name anyway. It's not like it's not like a. Jax: We're good. That is Greg: It's not like a creative as nameless. ⁓ like I've always had this one of this name for my son and I and and now you coming in and saying, well, I thought the Mike and pick another day. Jax: I can't even, like, she can try to switch up the spelling or something. Greg: Know I'm saying are you can you can spell it like Mikkel like bridges something. Feeq: You Jax: You're signing Mikael Bridges? Greg: Come on Mike Hill. This is crazy. Jax: Ew, the white Mike Hale is crazy. Feeq: I KILL RUZINI Greg: My kid, hey, Mike L. Rusini don't sound crazy though. Jax: Yes it does. Greg: My kill Rusini is not that bad. Jax: A white Mikel sounds crazy to me. Greg: All this is really telling me... Jax: No, it's not. Feeq: Hey man, it's better than being named Mike after who she having an affair with. Greg: it. Jax: And then the crazy shit is her husband looks like Mike Grable, just a shorter Mike Grable, which is also, she just has a type, which I guess, no, cause like, I'm not gonna, I don't want to pull up pictures of her husband cause that's mean, but like, I think I sent the picture to Grable. I might not send it. Yeah, but it's a picture of, it's like her in a wedding dress with a nigga who I thought was Mike Grable, and I was like, ⁓ they're just fucking bold. Greg: She does have a type. Feeq: down. Greg: You said it to me. You said it to me. Jax: And it was like, ⁓ wait, no, that's her husband, nevermind. But no, he looked exactly, exactly. Feeq: Oh, wow. I just looked it up. He just looks like a clean shave in my brain. Greg: Hahahaha Jax: Like Mike Ripple is like 6'5", he's just like a 6'1' Mike Ripple. Greg: Now... Feeq: He's Charmeleon, Mike Raeble's Charizard. Greg: I want to break this down from all angles, all right? From the husband side, ⁓ well, yeah, we'll get to this part later. But from Diana Rusini's husband, ⁓ if you're in his shoes, are we cheating back? Jax: Now I'm taking my children and I'm leaving. Greg: we're not cheating. Jax: Right. Feeq: Yeah, I think I'm just done. Jax: You embarrassed me in such a public way that we can't. We have nothing to talk about now, unfortunately. Feeq: Like the world's talking about me. And if not the world, at least, at least every football fan is talking about me. There's a lot of people. Jax: It's three right it's three random niggas from Houston right now who are talking about like what the fuck Greg: Three random niggas used to talk crazy about my marriage is crazy. I hate my bitch. ⁓ Jax: Exactly. Exactly. Like, I can't fucking do it. He even do anything wrong. Or at least we don't know. But like, he's just minding his own fucking business. And then boom, now his whole life is blown up because she can't be fucking smart, bro. Greg: you Jax: And then this nigga Ray would wanna be like, ⁓ I'm going to counseling. Like nigga, shut the fuck up. You don't need counseling, Greg: Now you probably. Council, council, counseling is crazy on top of when when the files first drop, you called this shit laughable, called this shit laughable. We tried to play this shit off. And on top of that is this is not the first one. It's not a laughing matter. And then on top of that, ⁓ once when you said something about the saxophones, you say you didn't hear the saxophones. Me personally, I feel like when it comes to something that's. Been this long, like for six years. Jax: You need a counter-bar with me. This thing is not laughing. Greg: Well, something's been going on for six years. This can't be like your first. ⁓ This is not your first rodeo. Like you didn't have a couple false alarms before. And I think this go round, you like treated it like any other false alarm and was like, OK, I know how to get through this. And y'all failed miserably this go round. yeah, yeah. I had a I had an investigator that's been on your ass for real. So. Jax: Thanks. Exactly. Feeq: Mm-hmm. Jax: That is a good point, I'm not gonna hold you. Greg: It's just like you did. You got a little too comfortable. We are your six. We know it. We know it. We know this. We know the system. Feeq: I think he said, we're on a second contract. Jax: Like six years ago, like, it's the six years that's blowing my mind. Like, you've been, like, my brother been married since 1999, bro. And she got married, like, these pictures were taken in like March of 2020, and she got married, like, I they said six months later. And they've been doing this shit for six, like, nigga, like. Greg: She got married. She only been married for five years. That's really crazy. Jax: Y'all didn't have no end game. Y'all didn't have no plan to get out the game. Like, six years is fucking crazy, bro. Feeq: I didn't know she got married six months after these photos. Greg: Yeah, six months after that. then the baby, the baby came a year after that when 2021, right? Yeah. Jax: NIGGA BRO Greg: call it that digga Mike after a nigga named Mike then fucked you. Come on, gang. It's not like, ⁓ I had a mic in my past 10 years ago. No, there was a mic in there. There was a mic inside her. Army Come on, come on gang like and if I if I'm the husband do I take a paternity test? Feeq: crazy. Greg: Do I test that child? Jax: That feels so like, ⁓ my gosh. That's like this whole shit, bro. Greg: You put me in a position where I feel like I have to. Feeq: I'm not gonna lie. I don't think I got this. I don't think I'd have the stomach for it, bro. I'd be like, look, we leave it, we gonna rock out a little bit. I would have the stomach. Jax: I know, I just did. bro like nigg- ⁓ Greg: No. ⁓ Feeq: Another thing is what does, what does variable's wife do now? Greg: All I'm saying is, yeah. If you get in counseling, means she's still thinking about staying. She's still thinking about staying. If you do, if you. Jax: He's no one. I think it was like one. I'm pretty sure it was just lying about the fucking counseling in first place into yes No, this nigga just got caught in the pages like you need to say something he was like, okay I'm gonna say I feel like I think if anything it just be him by himself But I don't think I don't know if it was like they had kids their kids all adults now, so they don't even got it like Feeq: She need to leave now. Greg: Really? You don't think he's counseling for her? But you're leaving, you're leaving the- Jax: She can dip if she wants to. I'm not gonna hose you. Greg: she could I'm just saying like Why do you have to miss day three of the draft? Jax: Thank He doesn't, the pages need to make it seem like he's doing something. And they chose the most like, or the least important day of the draft, because they know rounds one and two, or they need to get them bitches right. Those are the important ones. Greg: Yeah. Jax: They're like, you don't need to be here from round seven. That's why he's counseling. This nigga's at home right now. He might be at a hotel right now, where Diana Riscini talked about how they're get through this. Greg: He- Feeq: I was saying he would receive you right now. They left Greg: ⁓ They consoling each other. Nigga getting comforted. My little bitch that caught her off. Honestly, he fumbled everything though. It was low key his fault, Wyatt Crumble. He didn't have to say all that shit. There was no reason for him to say all of that shit. Because at first, Diana was keeping it consistent through and through. I give it to her. She was, she was falling, she was sinking with the ship. Jax: No, I think... Greg: She was not apologizing for shit and I said what I said and this is what whatever no matter what kind of pictures was dropping. It didn't matter that nigga variable started singing a little bit and starts saying hey look at some uncomfortable conversations with with the people I love the most. Nigga nobody told you to say that. You didn't have to. And even if it was a real conversation we didn't have to know that. Jax: The thing is though, they just got caught like, like, I can't even got caught like red handed on some like cartoons. ⁓ So that's what, that's what you say. Greg: Nah, it's bad, bro. You been seeing the tweets? You've been seeing the Diana Rossini like just tweets in general. She was hiding in plain sight. She just kept name dropping. Feeq: Bro. Bro. Jax: I feel like 98 or 99 % of all that shit is jokes, but now that we just have context, we have insight into her life, now it just makes everything look so much worse. And I it wasn't even meant to be like that for any of this shit, Greg: Hell no. Feeq: It's just... It's funny when fans be tweeting out facts like that one tweet would it do with underneath her like pose it was like, are you going to talk about how you're how you're fucking like, faithful or something like that? Like six years ago. Greg: Niggas said, do you know? Jax: And I was like, right? I think that's from like six years ago. I was like, how do these people know this shit, bro? Greg: They probably saw them at the bars because they not private. They're everywhere with each other. Like, it's not even that crazy for niggas. How did he know? Look at the look at the look at the photo we have right here from six years ago. They don't look like they're keeping anything private. They're very out in open. You got mad pictures with these niggas. People they take photos everywhere with each other. They thought they really was doing something and they were for six years until the files dropped. Jax: It's just like, something like this, you couldn't even, it's no, it's no like, they need to be with the people. They need to be in groups if they're trying to do all that, go out in public with each other. They need to, I was talking about earlier, there are people in the NFL that already knew this was a thing. Like go be with them in public so you can be like, ⁓ this is, it's just friends. And even though they'll see pictures like this, like you can explain it away a little bit. But it's just like, these things. Greg: that- that- and not her, not her- Yeah. Yeah, I got caught up. And now her now her Twitter is deleted. She deleted her Twitter. That was I think somebody said when Wally quote retweeted her, that was her final straw. That ship was funny as fuck. That nigga quote retweeted her because she was she was relaying. Jax: You see the leader on Twitter and all that. Feeq: down. Greg: some Wale lyrics of lions, ⁓ lions, bingles and bears or whatever the fuck. And there was a Mike Rabel line in there that she quoted. Hiding in plain fucking sight. Because why why are you dropping Mike Rabel lyrics? Mike Rabel lyrics before it was cool. Feeq: all lyrics. Jax: Why are you dropping Wale lyrics? What does Diana Rossini Greg: No, nothing, nothing. And she just she just heard her man on a song and said, Fuck, I got to give Wally's his 10s. What? Crazy. No, man, this is this is hilariously funny. Jax: They both went out the saddest. Well, she went out sadder than him because his livelihood is not going to be affected by this, but it's just like damn. Greg: Absolutely. No, it's... Yeah. ⁓ Skipping day three, it's a little performative for me. Jax: Very. Greg: a little little a little performative. But. Any last words from the from the Rassini files that we miss anything. That we attack that we did attack all angles, everybody got everything out. ⁓ I feel like I know. Jax: That was everything I'm able to say on a recorded platform. Feeq: Yeah. Greg: If I am anybody, I'm the spouse of any of these two, I think I am allowed to get off that that is that Grand Off tweet. ⁓ I'm here though. I'm here though. Jax: Yeah? Feeq: You Jax: Yeah. Greg: But as we move on from one scandal to another organization that's been dealing with scandalous things, the Portland Trailblazers have employed Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob. This nigga. Jax: Now Mr. Krabs is putting off a lot of trailblazers. Greg: Mr. Krabs bought the Trailblazers. Mr. Krabs bought the Trailblazers. What are you talking about? His name is Chris Dumond. And this might be the biggest cheapskate in the NBA currently. All this stuff. I ain't gonna lie, Jackson's a little smaller than am, but. Jax: I'll read it then. But neutral blazer owner Tom Dundon, is Dundon as the last name is very funny, but he employed new strict cost cutting measures, including the staff or the team that required to check out of the hotels by 1230 to avoid late fees. Team masseuses were denied rooms for players pregame treatment. Two way players were not allowed to travel with the team for playoff games and cut costs. And fans normally in the game, you see they get free t-shirts. ⁓ He's not doing that. He can't do the free t-shirts. fans don't even get t-shirts. And that's just the type of nigga he is. Mind you, he just bought the Trailblazers. ⁓ Nigga. Greg: And on And on top of that, he is low balling coaches. ⁓ He's low balling coaches. I think he's saying he's not going he's not going above one point five million. ⁓ To hire a new head coach, he's actively ⁓ interviewing head coaches as they're in the playoffs, playing in playoff games. Jax: ⁓ yeah. to hire new headcuts. Greg: And this is the assistant coach that didn't start as the head coach because your head coach got arrested by the FBI. In November, so practically Tiago Splitter, who was the head coach for the Trail Blazers, he's getting lowballed. And on top of that, he's hearing that. He's getting people are interviewing him for the job, and nobody thought the Trail Blazers were going to make the fucking playoffs this year. It doesn't will be a lot of routine this year. And now they are the seven seed and have stole a game against the San Antonio Spurs. Jax: I certainly didn't. Greg: crazy. ⁓ this is also owner that owns the I think the Florida Panthers if I'm not mistaken. So some people are feeling as if he's trying to do all this weird shit. So that he can move the team. A lot of Portland friends are fearful that he's trying to move the team somewhere else. I don't know where he's from trying to move to don't know. But that's their fear, because it's like, why? Why would you be cutting costs this fucking low? Like, this is great. Like some of the stuff that you're doing, it's like, OK, like this is not even normal practice. Apparently he was trying to get Mike Malone. And that fell through because the price was fucking low. Like it was too low. And he was just like, I was I was making I think I believe he said he was making double that or I don't know if he said double or triple. He's I'm making I was making double that. Jax: Yeah. Greg: and fucking Denver. And that was what fucking Nicole Yocage. You want me to do this with you when we take lists for school Henderson respect to school, but like, come on, man. This is your. Who, but he not Yocage either, they get even in even North Carolina say, hey, don't let them disrespect you. We got a bag for you. And then they get signed immediately. So, yeah, I don't I don't know who this Chris Dundon is, but I've been hearing a lot of shit about this. Jax: Scoop the hoopers, scoop the hoopers. Feeq: Yeah. Jax: You know it's time. I don't like, with me, it's just like, why are you even gonna buy an NBA team if you're just gonna act like, like, nigga? You post it like, NBA teams like print money for real. Like you buy an NBA team to flex. NBA teams are always gonna make money, cause that's just how it works. Why are you acting like, oh, so, like, are you not worried? Like, I feel like, and I feel like owners are very, uh, Greg: Ay. Jax: Self-conscious is definitely the wrong word, like, owners, I feel like they care about what the other owners think about them. And if you're already being like a cheap-ass hoe right now, are you not worried that the owner can be like, oh, this nigga, bitch-ass nigga, he cheap. He not really like that. He a fate rich nigga. That's what I think he was really thinking. Like, nigga, like, tighten up, nigga. I don't give a fuck. Feeq: My thank you. It's like you already, you're already a billionaire. What are you doing? Greg: Nah, I mean... Yeah, you're already a billionaire and you own you already own another team. You own a hockey team. Jax: Like two way players being at the playoff games, you're a billionaire. That's not going to do a fan getting t-shirts. That's not going to affect your pockets at all, brother. Feeq: Yeah, and he's the And I think he has investments in Topgolf. think that's where he got the bulk of his fortune is like Topgolf. So I don't know if he's a, I don't know if he's like a ⁓ owner, but I know he was like an investor in Topgolf. my thing is like, this is great. You already kind of said it like it's bad practice, but you're, you're making it where it's going to be so undesirable to be there that why would I take a contract with y'all? And if I do have a contract with y'all now, Greg: Yeah. Didn't know that. Jax: What the fuck? Top call? Money like that? ⁓ yeah. Feeq: I'ma try to find a way to get out of that, If you doing stuff like this. Greg: Sound like y'all niggas not gonna give niggas super maxes. I know a I know a team that ain't got to worry about no second apron anytime. So this nigga here and y'all will never touch the second apron. The way this nigga moving. My goodness. But I think he's trying to I think the problem is I think he doesn't understand the culture of basketball. I think he's trying to run this shit like he's running the hockey team because in hockey them niggas don't be doing the extravagant shit and all this. You know, the hockey is just different. Jax: Hahaha Greg: Nah, these are NBA players, my nigga. It's a different thing. Jax: Who gets a basketball team and be like, know what, this is just like hockey. Like no, my nigga, they're different sport, different demographic, different everything. You can't, you should know better. then owners are stupid. Owners are stupid, they just happen to be rich, bro. Greg: Niggas said he niggas said, y'all got the same format as hockey, a playoff format as hockey. Y'all both have seven game series. Fuck it. Fuck it, we ball. I think you pay like I think you pay like three, three and a half billion for the team anyway. Like, nigga, come on, bro, just. Pay up. You'd already spent this money. Jax: Exactly. Greg: Gang. Stupid. But, real quick. We're going to talk about these NBA playoffs real quick. Jax: Let's get into the NBA awards first because a lot of them drop real fast. And we can just sort of speed through them because we knew what a lot of these awards, or at least we knew what the first award was going to be. And defensive player of the year, Wimby, he won that one. Congratulations to Wimbert. We sort of already knew what was going to happen because he's seven foot four. He can run like a four, six. So of course he's going to win D-Poi. It makes sense. Greg: I award. Jax: ⁓ clutch player of the year the word that still don't make no fucking sense to me Where is, share my screen, I can't share this though. But Clutch Player of Year, SGA, he won that award. Like I said, awards still don't make no sense. is what it is. Sixth man of the year that was Keldon Johnson of the Spurs. Greg: Absolutely. Jax: Not surprised with that. That's a good pick. Inspirers been hooping, so shout out to him. And then most improved player was Nikhil Alexander Walker of the Hawks. And I just got to say, SGA's dad, because he's SGA's cousin, and SGA's dad trained him like, genetics is crazy. I don't know what side of the family he's from, but genetics is crazy. How do you have two family members that are MVP and MIP? And he trained them both. So he can't, if I was him, nobody would able tell me nothing. I'm not gonna hold you. Greg: ⁓ yeah, that's damn near basketball royalty at this point. It's like damn. really, y'all really, y'all really hoopin' for real. Jax: But now with all that being said, let's go and get into the playoffs. Greg: getting into playoffs. have I have a game. I have a game that I want to play. And that game is one word. Give me one word to describe each series that we're about to talk about. Jax: Alright. Greg: We'll just go down the road. We'll start easy. We'll start easy. Thunder versus suns. Give me one word to describe the playoff experience for you. Jax: Boring. Sleepy time. Greg: you Feeq: uninterested. Jax: These niggas suck. There's three words, but still. BTA three letters. Greg: Lightskin. Hello, Lightskins on my fucking screen. Referee. Jax: Yeah, I'm gonna be it be alright. That's one key gripe I'm starting to have with the NBA and the NFL. There's too many life kids in these goddamn leagues, bro. Like, this sounds terrible, but there's too many life kids in these leagues. Feeq: Too many lies again. There's too many Greggs running around. Greg: ⁓ God. Y'all got some of the niggas brighter than me. Jax: Like. It's a lot of half and halves, which, you know, I got that in my family, so I can't even, I'm not even trying to say nothing bad about them, but it's a lot of half and halves in these leaves. And it's watering down the product. Greg: ⁓ Talking about talking about these niggas like like his coffee is crazy All right pistons versus magic give me one word Jax: War? You think they're fighting? Feeq: Mm-mm. I don't got none for them. Greg: What? you would say, no, get it. No, it's. ⁓ there are say light skin again. ⁓ So many lights on my fucking. Feeq: Yeah. Jax: You can say that for every series except for the Lakers and the Rockies. Greg: The Rockets. ⁓ well, I'll say the Darkest Series is crazy. ⁓ But in all honesty, I think by one word that when this. So surprising. That this will be a three ⁓ series by now, I didn't know the magic was going to turn up like that. All right. Next, next, next, next series of Lakers versus Rockets. Feeq: ass Jax: Over. Over. Greg: as he said as terrible ⁓ Caucasian ⁓ too many white people on my screen ⁓ both teams Feeq: Terrible. E-May. Jax: Liar. Feeq: him. Greg: No teams not not a lot of life skaters but white white boy two words. Jax: Yeah. White boy. Ebony and ivory. It's both of those teams. Feeq: Yeah. Greg: Interracial. Jax: What was it called? Loving versus Virginia or something like that. Greg: Love you, Mrs. Regina. LeBron. That could really be the whole series right there. LeBron. Jax: LeBron still doing it. That tweet, I think there was a tweet, talking about these tweets, but there was a tweet that said, if LeBron plays for one more year, that means the LeBron, ⁓ that too was like, LeBron, can't still keep doing this. That would have been less than halfway through his career. So like he's had a whole nother career outside of like, that's how long he's been playing. That's not even the halfway point of his career. That was just fucking insane. Greg: That's fucking nuts, bro. That's fucking crazy. My goodness. Next up, give me one word. Cavaliers versus Raptors. Feeq: That's insane. Jax: Coco Jones is two words. Feeq: Spider. Greg: You said what? Feeq: I said spider. Greg: We do not care. ⁓ Do I care? Jax: Actually, my one word is Ingram, because Brandon Ingram has low-keeping garbage this season. Garbage is a word. Garbage is a very strong word, but he's been bad this series, so I'm not gonna hold you. He's been bad. Greg: ⁓ I'll say Toronto. ⁓ Through it all, I still think they have one of the best fan bases ever. The bitches was packed last game. I was like, wow. Well, I respect it. I respect it. ⁓ I found an opening night for Toronto Temple Games, which is their WNBA team. We're seeing we're seeing prices as low as 250. They're locked in. Jax: They got a whole country behind them, bro. I'm not surprised. Yeah. Greg: 254 nosebleed is crazy or WNBA game. ⁓ y'all locked in. Y'all locked in. Whole country behind them. They locked. Jax: Guys. Knowably that the WNBA game is insane. gonna hold you. I don't know, I that any game is crazy. Greg: But it knows we. Knows we had a WNBA game, don't hit the same like it's not the same. It do feel a little closer. I will admit. It do feel like the arenas is not that big. ⁓ Next up, give me one word, Nuggets versus Timberwolves. Feeq: Yeah. I got two words, free them. I'm tired of seeing these motherfuckers play each other. Greg: Yeah. Jax: Mortal enemies, mortal enemies. I was like, wasn't going to make it. going to save it for a hot take, like, I think Anthony Edwards is Nikola Jokic. He's Jokic's actual rival, not Embiid. Cause Jokic, he's sort of been putting belt to Embiid forever, to be honest with you. And then Embiid, he was always hurt today. I think him and Embiid only played like eight times in real life before, but. Greg: Damn. Jax: Him and Ann have played like 30 times already in their careers. Greg: I'm a nigga young. Jax: Exactly. So I think I really think and is yoga's biggest rival. And you can sort of tell because these niggas be going to war team they in the playoffs every against each other every single year. And I still think the nugget or nothing. I think the timbers are gonna still win the series though. Greg: Yeah. I'll say seven because it's always going to go seven with these niggas. I'm not going to lie to you like some of the some of the greatest performances we've been seeing came from a nuggets Timberwolves game. I'm going to lie. Shout out to Jaden McDaniels talking hella hella shit backing it up. Like being right. Jax: And being right. All these niggas suck at defense. they all do. Good job, Greg: Hey, they got they got KD. got Jaden McDaniels. ⁓ That whole that's a Hall of Fame quote. The more this nigga plays. ⁓ Crazy. ⁓ Jax: That's how me damn happy spin, Greg: You said what? Jax: Doesn't McDaniels have a twin brother? Greg: Yeah, Jalen McDaniels. I don't know if he's still in the league. Jax: He's so good we forgot about his twin brother. That's how good he is. Greg: Well, I think it's twin brother played for the Hornet, so that kind of fucked some shit up. Jax: Thanks. Greg: ⁓ also. Yeah, one word, Nix versus Hawks. Jax: I want to do four words, the spirit of Trae Young. He's still there. He just, it just inhabited CJ McCollum, bro. Greg: You Feeq: to say hate because the way they was hating at CJ McComb every time that nigga did something. Greg: ⁓ Joy Because I smile every time the Knicks lose something just anything. It doesn't matter what it is when them niggas lose I cheer It doesn't matter who it is It could be the 76ers. I don't care when the Knicks lose. I'm happy fuck them niggas. Fuck those guys Jax: They fired to go for no reason. They're not gonna win the final. So I don't get why the Knicks think they're good, I don't know, bro. I just never thought they were good. I've never thought they were good in my entire life. Greg: Literally. Yeah, never. Never. Give me one word. Spurs versus Trailblazers. Feeq: Wimby. Jax: CTU. Because of. Not a wimpy shooters went back at him, bro. Feeq: Big Yahoo! Greg: You You ⁓ poverty, because even when you get your franchise out of poverty, you have an owner that has a poverty type mindset. It's not going to go well for you if that nigga is still going to be the owner. I don't know how you made it this far, to be honest. This is crazy. This is crazy. ⁓ And finally, last team last but not least, or maybe it is the least. I don't care about this series. Jax: I really don't know how they got this far. Like seriously. Greg: One word Celtics versus 76ers. Jax: It's not a word, but it's like the eye emoji, like the two eyes, which are like looking, cause like, low key, the sixes, like, I don't really think they're going to do it, but like, they look like they can do it sometimes, bro. Like even this last game, they lost, but it was close to the end. And like, people were like, ⁓ what if Embiid coming back? I don't think Embiid's coming back, and even if he does, I don't think it's gonna make that big of a difference, but like, Maxie and Eskom, they're cold, they're nice. They could do. cause a little bit of damage, especially Jason Taylor was still like a little bit shaky because he started off last game really shaky. Feeq: I'm going say scary, scary hours, scary hours for some of them people in Boston. Greg: Hmm. All right. ⁓ I might go scary as well, but for the other team, the 76s. ⁓ Because somebody's leaving this roster, no matter what, this offseason. Somebody's leaving. Jax: When you say somebody, what people are you speaking of? Greg: Anybody somebody's leaving somebody that is of importance of the roster is gonna leave I don't know if it's gonna be in B. I don't know if it's gonna be George I would say they would never touch the young core, but them niggas gave up Jared McCain somebody leaving Jax: Like Maxie and Vito, they're gonna stay no matter what. it's, yeah, I do think PG and Vito's gonna be some, I think I've been saying, I think he should retire, bro. His body's just not up to it, bro. He already got the Hall of Fame career. made the $500 million or however much he made, bro. It's just, I don't think his body can do it no more. So I think he should. Greg: Max is not going to work. Yeah, he had a respectable career, like a respectable, lengthy career. Like it didn't seem like it was like a cut drastically short career. You played well over a decade. You played over a decade. Jax: Like he played a lot. was just, he just always missed games. So that, don't know. Cause like, cause I agree. doesn't feel like his career was cut short. Cause I feel like we've seen him so much, but like we know his career was technically cut short because he didn't play that many games. It's very, it's weird. I don't know how to. Greg: Yeah. Yeah, but also big niggas shouldn't be striving to play 18 years in the league either. We got to cut that out. That's made for wings and LeBron James, which is also a wing. Jax: and Kareem, Kareem that one year. Greg: Yeah, Karim, that one year. yeah, let's normalize. Let's normalize that 15 year mark like it was the 80s and the 90s. After 15 years. Yeah. Jax: That's it. We don't need MB going out like Shaq did with Various. Shaq went out very bad. I don't wanna see that for MB. I don't wanna see that for anybody. Greg: You you like you like my fire. You like my fire. But that about is the conclusion about, know, what the what the first round is going to look like and how we feel about the first round for each of these matches. We'll keep doing this each round until we get to the NBA finals. And we'll keep all updated. Some days it might be one other days, it might be five words. Kind of depends on the vibe. But for now, it should be just one word and. Feeq: You Greg: Last but not least, is it about that time? Jax: do think it is about that time. Greg: It isn't about that time. Fique, I hope you're ready. We gave you time. We gave you an hour and 15 minutes to come up with hot take. Fua Fique, guess who always go first. What is your hot take of the week? Feeq: ⁓ god. Jax: Hahaha Feeq: My hot take is if you are going, if you are going to cheat with your work wife or work husband, please, please don't do it on company property. Greg: You Feeq: context of this as somebody who works in corporate, the things you see and hear, good Lord, people be committed adultery. God damn. That's all I'll say. mean, I'd be like, what is happening here? Greg: foot okay So you use property. You so you found out because you was using company property and you found out. Feeq: No, I found, I be finding out because people, they be using company property. Jax: Yikes. Greg: yikes. Damn. Feeq: Some people be in the parking lots. Some people be at work trips while other people from work are there too. And you'd be like, yeah. Greg: ⁓ wow. Oh, wow. On the faxing fax machine is crazy. We leave that copy and leave that copy machine alone. What the fuck? That's that's right. didn't know that was a hot take. I'm not going to lie to you. I thought that was a standard practice. You would hope. Jax: guys. Feeq: I guess it's not here. Jax: Just with the very same thing as the variable stuff like how do you not hear the saxophone bro like country property like You don't hear the bdc of the feeling in the air. You don't hear that in the background You don't hear them kicking the doors in Feeq: Bro! Greg: Hahaha Fucking crazy. That's nuts. Feeq: I'm like, you ain't at least go to the gas station. You ain't at least go to a hotel or something. did it. Why you still, you just clocked out. Greg: Here. Jax: The parking lot is crazy. Feeq: We all park here. Jax: You just walk into your car, just see the car next to you just moving. Greg: Dan this bitch got hydraulics. ⁓ nigga. They're fucking. Jax: No tents in the car or nothing. Insane. Greg: Mind you, mind you, you've been reminding yourself you need to replace your brakes. Them bitches squeaking. All this squeaking going on in the parking lot. What the fuck going on? Jax: You Greg: time of the line and Houston at that is how this fog. How does fog in a parking lot? ⁓ I'm just I'm conceptualizing it now. Wait, that's crazy. Don't let it be a lunch break. You got to come back. You got to come back to the office. Feeq: bro you bit as f*** in that car probably Jax: I know it's more crazy. ⁓ Lunge break is crazy. That's the crazy. That's insane. That's insane. Feeq: Lunch break? Nah, you do it on your lunch break. That's insane. Greg: Lunch break crazy That horny is crazy. Yeah, you got to get arrested Jax: And I know it's people that do it too, but that's One's break is fucking crazy. Greg: You don't need that that bad, bro. You don't. That's crazy. I have some self respect. What the fuck? That's it. That is crazy. That is crazy. Feeq: bro have some self-restraint bro Greg: Alright Jax, what you got for me? Jax: All right, my hot take is I don't wanna like say mean things about this person because he was just drafted, but Miami Dolphins with the 12th pick in the NFL draft, they drafted an offensive lineman by the name of Kaden Procker. He went to Alabama. was like, I feel like he got drafted a little bit earlier, but that's not what this is about. He's an offensive lineman. He's black, of course. Greg: ⁓ shit. Jax: He walked up there, he had a grill, he had a nose piercing, and he had a face tattoo. Greg: I know where this is going. Jax: A face tattoo. He has a face tattoo. It's a little cross on his eye. Feeq: got a face tattoo? Greg: ⁓ it's over. Jax: I don't need, I'm sorry. This is gonna sound very anti-black. I can't be anti-black. You see what I look like. There's not an anti-black bone in my body. With that being said, I don't need no hip hop offensive lineman. I don't need none of that, bro. Give me my Republican, my conservative, my Charlie Kirk lineman. Feeq: Out of my luck. Jax: Or my Samoan, or my Samoan, my Pacific Islander. Give me one of those. I don't need a lineman with a grill in the face tattoo and a nose ring, I'm sorry. I don't need a Kevin Gates lineman. I can't do that. I can't do that. don't want my My lineman shouldn't know who Moneybag Yo is, bro. I can't do that. Feeq: bloodline the bloodline Greg: you You don't want you you don't want your lineman beefing with his chick while he in jail you don't want that, you know Jax: not even a little bit not even a little bit not even a little bit Greg: ⁓ f- Feeq: Bro, the only proven lineman like that is Trent Williams. Greg: That's an exception. That's an exception, my nigga. Jax: Yeah. And he's a Hall of Famer. Like if you're a Hall of Famer like Trent Williams, you can do whatever you want. If you're gonna be black, you gotta be like, what's Buddy name that ran for president? The black dude that ran. You gotta be like Ben Carson. Yeah, that's the name, Ben Carson. Yeah, if you're gonna be a black O'Lamu, you gotta be like Ben Carson. Greg: Tyler Booker? nevermind. Yeah, being Carson, it's the worst. I'd rather just draft a racist. What hell are we talking about? Give me back to Wisconsin. Fuck no. ⁓ hell no. That's hilarious. He don't want jiggle boo hoops on this on this football field. That is crazy. Insane. I respect it, I respect the fuck out of this. It's probably one of my favorite hot takes out of you this year. Jax: Hahaha you You Hahaha! Greg: When we do the year in review, that will be a part of our top three. You are spinning. You are especially spinning. I've been waiting to get off this hot take ever since ⁓ we were dealing with the redacted show because this is a anime hot take and I don't really dive in the hot take land for anime because I feel like I just can't hold my own when talking about shit because the way they start spitting stuff that you would think they had an ⁓ anime Bible quoting scripture about certain shit. Y'all got it. But. ⁓ There is something performative about Naruto. For context. Jax: Whoa, whoa. I'm, I'm, I'm sorry. I'm gonna let you, I'm gonna you do what it is. I'm let you do what you My my fault, my fault. Greg: ⁓ for context, for context, ⁓ a Marion is starting his Naruto journey. And I was like, OK, you know what? As a line, we just started like watching it, rewatching it again with him so he can we can just kind of refresh our memory. And we're at the what is this? What is this? Tuning exams. So my high take is. It did not it did not need. Feeq: Mike did. I support already. Greg: ⁓ It didn't need for joining to stop Nedji from killing her naughty and not a from the truth. I think that was extremely performative for joining. Joining. I forgot. But like I just felt like that was extremely performative. Like that for what, nigga? All it took was all you needed was one for that nigga was not that strong. Like, come on, gay. Come on, gang. You can ask what? Feeq: You Greg: She was he was out here degrading the fuck out of this woman. All it really took was Kakashi for real or even my guy. It didn't take four of you niggas. ⁓ Why can somebody in the anime world ask like somebody explain it to me? Is that not performative? Feeq: I only that I say is that that was just, it just looked cool. That's why they did it. You look cool. That's why they did it. Greg: We're doing a lot. Like I just did this shit for public perception. I'm like, yo, come on, gay. Jax: I mean it worked though, they stopped him, didn't they? Greg: Yeah, they stopped him, but like you didn't need four. You know you didn't need four. Feeq: The only argument that somebody gonna make to that is they gonna be like, well, they all reacted at the same time. So that's why they all was there. Greg: fair. Fair. I can see that argument. Feeq: outside of that. Yeah. Outside of that, nah, they, they truthfully did not need force. Greg: That was, that was, yeah, somebody pull that picture up. That's crazy. Look at this shit. This is performing the fuck no. No, no. Feeq: That niggas said this, what is he saying? Jax: The only performative one might have been Coronado. Yeah, She had to be there. She's Medji's teacher. She had to be there. Feeq: ay Greg: That woman on the floor. What are you doing? Come on, gang. Feeq: Haiki Kakashi don't need to be there either. Greg: the fuck is Kakashi doing? He's just there. He just wanted to be in the mix. That's the most performative one was Kakashi. He didn't even do shit. He was just there. Jax: They just need a guy in the, I don't know the guy with the, I don't know the dude with the brown hair. They just need a guy to do with the brown hair. That's all they needed to stop him for. Greg: But I think he was, I think he was, what you call it, the guy with the brown hair. He's like the exam coordinator. But like he was like on the floor. So like he was like, he didn't have to jump anywhere. Like he, I think he really had it under control. Maybe if you want to do two, fine. Two was fine. These extra niggas was crazy. I stand by. Jax: I just can't remember his name. Feeq: I Kakashi was bored. Jax: Really, you this is just far back. Why are you to this n***a Greg: Why you letting that nigga talk to you like that? Crazy. Yeah, but that's my that's my that's my hot take of of the week. ⁓ I've literally been holding this in since January, but it reignited when I had to rewatch it with a Marion and I was like, yeah, now I have a real anime head and juxto. But like normally we wait for our anime and superheroes topics to come down when we're, you know. with Dana and fix also. Yeah, let me let me see if he has some some further explanation that can help me understand. And then they could just shrug their shoulders. And I'm like, OK, well, I feel confident in my heart. I know this was performative. I'll do it. All right. Any last words for the panel before we get about here? Feeq: Not at all they definitely didn't eat all them motherfuckers there drink water, brush your teeth, work out at least twice a week. Greg: Nah, I'll wrap that bitch up to five. Something y'all niggas need it. Me too. Feeq: You right. Jax: Go go touch some grass. It's a beautiful day outside, depending on where you are. ⁓ Greg: Nah, it's a good day outside of here. Jax: It's nice that's throwing them all that stuff up there. Praise God. Yeah, go outside, go touch some grass. You want to change your life, go fucking change it. Greg: It's over now. It's over. We're good. We turned a new leaf. ⁓ damn I just had another hot take i'm gonna save it for next week though. ⁓ Jax: I actually know, my last words, stop fucking cheating on your spouses. Stop fucking cheating. Greg: Please bro. Feeq: Please, boy, stop committing adultery, bro. Jax: Yeah, stop being stupid. Greg: Bro, please be faithful, bro. Feeq: Y'all think the streets are fun? No. That's why we inside. Greg: It's AC inside, bro. It's a nice time. Enjoy the rent. Know what saying? Enjoy the rent that you paid for. Enjoy the mortgage that you paid for, You never inside your house, but you paying for this shit every month? Bad investment. Go hang out with your wife and kids, yo. That's what you chose. You chose that life. Or divorce. Fuck it, why not? You're right. My last thoughts is the same as Jax. Stop it. And don't get help either. Don't seek counseling after this. You're not you're not you're not distraught because of the things you're doing. You're distraught because you got caught. Just sit in silence. You out here paying extra money for a therapist to tell you something I can tell you for free. Be alone. Sit in silence for a little bit. I know some of you don't read, but do something self-help books, something. You know, I mean, smoke some weed, something. There's so many avenues. So without further ado, this has been another great episode to Play ⁓ for Keys podcast. Another round of applause for our guest, Wafik, man. Love that. Absolutely. Jax: your feet tell them where they can find you one more time. Feeq: Oh yeah. Y'all can find this at the redacted show on YouTube, all podcast platforms. talk about stuff behind me. You see Marvel, DC, superheroes, TV shows, movies, sports here and there. do some comparisons. Hmm. Oh, that's Herbie. That's Herbie from our Fantastic Four, you know. Jax: What is that? What is that blue? Greg: What is that blue thing about my juice? ⁓ shit. Jax: ⁓ soon. Feeq: But yeah, that's all we talk about movies, TV shows, anime, everything like that. So at the redacted show, all one word. Greg: That's fire, bro. we'll have that linked in the description as well It's always a pleasure to deal with ⁓ with the redacted show members of the pod We will be collabing again at some point very soon More stuff on the way. Make sure y'all like comment subscribe all that great jazz. We'll talk and we'll see our niggas next week Go get some bitches unmarried bitches actually ⁓ Jax: Yeah, I was gonna say. Feeq: you