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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 31 - 72 Hours in Mexican Jail · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 7: Thanksgiving was this week? Give me Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I fucking love that shit. You know what? Though,
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  Speaker 1: didn't get enough turkey? Oh?
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  Speaker 7: You never do. That's the worst part about Thanksgiving. Is
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  Speaker 7: never enough turkey to go around.
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  Speaker 1: Or your uncle's not racist enough.
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  Speaker 7: Nope, My my uncle carved the turkey this year. Impressive carve.
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  Speaker 7: Did he use electric knife? Oh no, I don't understand
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  Speaker 7: when people he doesn't fuck with the electric He's only
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  Speaker 7: a manual guy. Really, He's always had away with the blade.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, is he nice with it? Oh?
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  Speaker 7: He's nice with it.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, you don't learn how to cut. That's something there
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  Speaker 1: should be a class in school about cutting, because you
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  Speaker 1: don't learn asked.
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  Speaker 7: Way to learn how to cut a turkey is human flesh, cutting,
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  Speaker 7: cutting open a human and still actually spend years on
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  Speaker 7: the table perfecting his skills in the blade. He was
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  Speaker 7: a surgeon. He was a surgeon, so it's no surprise
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  Speaker 7: that he can properly remove the inwards of a of
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  Speaker 7: a turkey flawlessly.
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  Speaker 1: Dude. You know what I heard on Thanksgiving that a
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  Speaker 1: lot of surgeons don't actually do their own surgeries. That
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  Speaker 1: you have to read the fine print otherwise there's going
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  Speaker 1: to be some schmoe, some fucking asshole off the street. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just some Harvard intern, some jackass nursing student just fucking
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  Speaker 1: wielding the knife around. They never carved to fuck And
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  Speaker 1: is it me?
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  Speaker 7: Or are nursing students always bitches?
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  Speaker 1: Not girl, not in the girl way, but like the
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  Speaker 1: but yeah they are.
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  Speaker 7: I know the nursing students, and I hate them, and
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  Speaker 7: in the girl way too, though in the girl way too.
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  Speaker 1: There's all there's like a nurse There must be a
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  Speaker 1: nursing college by where I live and they're always outside
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  Speaker 1: in little circles huffing cigarettes. Oh, they fucking crushed the
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  Speaker 1: cigarette SIGs.
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  Speaker 7: Health teacher. My health teacher in high school used to
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  Speaker 7: smoke so many cigarettes. Really disgusting pig shame. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 7: shouldn't be allowed to be a health teacher if you've
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  Speaker 7: ever even touched a cigarette before.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, if you do anything unhealthy, but especially cigarettes, the
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  Speaker 1: most unhealthy thing that humankind has ever done. Smoke cigarette legendary.
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  Speaker 1: That and not wearing a seatbolt. Yes, that that shit's
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  Speaker 1: fucking legendary.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I like to go on that chat and fucking take
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  Speaker 1: myself takes take silly picks of me.
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  Speaker 7: Now. I like to drunk drive and then like record
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  Speaker 7: myself drunk driving, and then I send it to like
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  Speaker 7: my ball, I send it to Dave usually, and then
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  Speaker 7: I just knew.
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  Speaker 1: Us soon as I wake up, like, hey, what were
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  Speaker 1: those dat chats you sent me? I never got to
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  Speaker 1: open them, Like, oh you'll never know, Like it was
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  Speaker 1: fucking crazy, boss, But.
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  Speaker 7: It's usually me hammered driving ninety miles per hour in
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  Speaker 7: the left lane, lights off on the car.
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  Speaker 1: I like to throw it in.
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  Speaker 7: I'm like, look at what you made me do? Look,
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  Speaker 7: get the monster you've created, and then I usually wake
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  Speaker 7: up in bed fine, and then i'd nuke the messages
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  Speaker 7: as soon as I wake up. And usually it's he
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  Speaker 7: hasn't seen him yet because he sleeps in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're in early rise and you still have
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  Speaker 1: the grinds. He's gotten paid, so he's.
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  Speaker 7: Getting a little he's getting a little little facts. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: you get a little iffy with things, a little.
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  Speaker 1: Fat around the midsection. Yeah, I'll throw it in neutral,
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  Speaker 1: climb into the bed of my pickup truck, and I'll
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  Speaker 1: see if I can get back into the driver's seat
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  Speaker 1: before it like hits anything.
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  Speaker 7: I like to throw like a cinder block on the
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  Speaker 7: gas and I remove the brake, just no break whatsoever,
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  Speaker 7: and I'm like, let's see how far we can get
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  Speaker 7: before cracking.
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  Speaker 1: That's the fun.
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  Speaker 7: It's a fun game. It's a fun game to play
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  Speaker 7: around Thanksgiving too.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because people will assume you're drunk, but you're not. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're just you're just alost. Yeah, you're working at the
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  Speaker 1: fucking greatest company in the world. Yeah, your aye off
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  Speaker 1: canceling canceled culture. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Also, oh I no, I guess sprout. Everybody will be
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  Speaker 7: over by Now, thanks for everyone who bought the hats.
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  Speaker 7: They sold out within ten minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this ship is going crazy. People love it.
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  Speaker 7: I mean the supporters are whelming.
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  Speaker 1: We fucking love you guys. They said that we outsold
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  Speaker 1: fucking chicken fry. Yeah, which is hard to believe what
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  Speaker 1: we did with one item. I actually heard that she
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  Speaker 1: came up real short of her goal this this term. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she was going around the office passing the hat around,
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  Speaker 1: asking for people to throwing money for Christmas presents. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: which is a shame.
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  Speaker 7: It's a shame to see someone fall from that great.
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  Speaker 1: I hate to see the homegirl down bad.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, from something that she created and built it from
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  Speaker 7: the ground up, and then it's all destroyed.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, and it is destroyed. There's no coming back.
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  Speaker 7: I found this part in my take uh Sweatshirt, in
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  Speaker 7: which I do not endorse, but it is comfortable. Well,
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  Speaker 7: there are enemies of the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Why I thought that they were the home I thought
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  Speaker 1: that they were the big homie.
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  Speaker 7: Well, anyone who has a better podcast, a bigger podcast
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  Speaker 7: than us, is an enemy.
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  Speaker 1: And anyone who's lower is like it did not deserve
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  Speaker 1: the time. No, I don't even think that they will
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  Speaker 1: even look at them. I won't make eye contact with
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  Speaker 1: fucking but maybe five South.
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  Speaker 7: I was looking at this sweatshirt and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 7: and then I saw a bueh of brown chicken fry
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  Speaker 7: once and I was like, damn, these are actually nice
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  Speaker 7: as fuck because they got her march on like the
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  Speaker 7: Louis Vuitton sweatshirts.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's all cashmere.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's amazing. And I was looking for one, but
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  Speaker 7: they only had them in It was like there's like
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  Speaker 7: a there was like a little stand outside and they
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  Speaker 7: all they only had them in mediums and smalls, and
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  Speaker 7: I was like.
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  Speaker 1: Kidding me, it's fucking whack.
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  Speaker 7: You think these guns are going to fit into a
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  Speaker 7: small let alone or a medium let alone, a small Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: there's no fucking way you're gonna burst out of that pitch.
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  Speaker 8: I know.
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  Speaker 7: They had me put on a large today for the thing,
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  Speaker 7: and I was my biceps were exploding through it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to get whatever chicken fry sweatshop is.
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  Speaker 1: Whichever sweatshop she's going to the outdoors.
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  Speaker 7: She's definitely on Vietnam.
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  Speaker 1: Vietnam, and we're in fucking uh. We're like a little
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  Speaker 1: Shanghai bullshit. Mom and Pop operation, not even not even Shanghai.
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  Speaker 1: Wuh America. Oh that's how you know. It's just a barrel,
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  Speaker 1: you know. That's how you know that it's bad. They
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  Speaker 1: make it right down the street. It's American apparel. Stop
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  Speaker 1: making out Walmart. They got Walmart making our stuff. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but you can't even find it in Walmart. Just that
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  Speaker 1: we just use it. We borrow their manufacturer. Shout out
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  Speaker 1: to the Walton family. Merry Christmas to them. Hopefully they
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  Speaker 1: can they can send us, like a little bit of money,
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  Speaker 1: whatever they can, whatever they can muster up, would really
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  Speaker 1: help a lot. The Walton family. What do they have,
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  Speaker 1: like three the top ten richest people and they're all
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  Speaker 1: in one family or some bullshit like that. Fuck them, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I want to fucking eat the fucking rich, bro, I
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  Speaker 1: want to eat them. I want to eat the riches.
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  Speaker 1: Pussy so bad.
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  Speaker 7: Speaking of pussy, I didn't tell you about this, but
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  Speaker 7: I did tell doctor a brother KB, so you're getting pussy. No, no,
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  Speaker 7: that's super uncomfortable. Conversation with my uncle this weekend Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: Over the turkey.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, no, it was luckily it was after dinner.
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  Speaker 1: Was he asking you if you like breast your thighs,
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  Speaker 1: and he wasn't talking about the meat.
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  Speaker 7: Was so much worse than you could possibly imagine you.
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  Speaker 1: Getting a lot of that primo top cut bush working
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  Speaker 1: at barstool a worse, way worse. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So where I'm sitting there, I'm talking to one of
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  Speaker 7: my uncles.
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  Speaker 1: How many did how many uncles do you have or
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  Speaker 1: how many were around?
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  Speaker 7: Two?
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  Speaker 1: Two and your dad?
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  Speaker 7: Two of my dad. Okay, So I'm talking to one
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  Speaker 7: of my uncles. Luckily my dad wasn't there. I don't
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  Speaker 7: know what I would have done if he was there.
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  Speaker 7: So I'm talking to one of my uncles about work,
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  Speaker 7: and he's like saying he was talking to some guy
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  Speaker 7: that he works with, and like he knew me from barstool.
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  Speaker 7: And then my other uncle a little bit older, a
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  Speaker 7: lot older, he's like, oh, He's like, oh yeah, Harry,
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  Speaker 7: I've seen some of your stuff. He's like, I looked
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  Speaker 7: up you on Instagram and I was watching some of
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  Speaker 7: your videos and he's like so like, he's like, you
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  Speaker 7: make the videos about the wet pussy. And I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 7: my face just went from zero to one hundred, just
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  Speaker 7: beat red. I was like what and He's like, that's
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  Speaker 7: like your whole He kept going, that's your whole stick,
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  Speaker 7: wet pussy, and he just kept on. I don't know,
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  Speaker 7: he just kept on saying, wet pussy.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 7: And me and my uncle, I'm like so uncomfortable, and
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  Speaker 7: I'm just like laughing uncontrollably because I'm like in shock
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  Speaker 7: at what's happening. Yeah, and because he's like, we've bare
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  Speaker 7: I barely him speak to this guy, and he just
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  Speaker 7: keeps going, Yeah, your stick, it's wet pussy.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck is he? Did you say lead me to?
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  Speaker 7: I was like no, no, I was like, no, that's
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  Speaker 7: not my brand or anything at all. And he's like, no,
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  Speaker 7: I've seen one of your videos. You do you do
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  Speaker 7: the wet pussy videos?
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  Speaker 1: What is he talking about?
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  Speaker 7: He was talking. I'm assuming he was talking about my
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  Speaker 7: uh I did the video like over a year ago,
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  Speaker 7: like reviewing wop the.
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  Speaker 1: Song, and that's what he thought about.
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  Speaker 7: That's what he's talking about.
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  Speaker 1: He just missed the last Thanksgiving altogether, I guess because
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  Speaker 1: it was COVID. Yeah, he just had his talking points
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  Speaker 1: written down to fucking memorize one from a whole year ago.
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  Speaker 7: So that's what I'm assuming he was talking about but
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  Speaker 7: that was like I did a video and I was like,
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  Speaker 7: if you know me, you know I love wet ass pussy.
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  Speaker 7: That's why I loved the new song Wop with Cardi
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  Speaker 7: being Megan the Stallion.
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  Speaker 1: And he knows you're joking about, like like wet pussy.
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  Speaker 7: He can know what. He has no idea. Oh he doesn't, no,
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  Speaker 7: And oh I was so uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking terrible. Soa did you get out of the conversation.
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  Speaker 7: So then I get out and I go tell all
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  Speaker 7: my cousins and stuff, and I'm like, I just had
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  Speaker 7: the most uncomfortable conversation with your dad. And then my
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  Speaker 7: aunt comes up to me and she was like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: he said the same thing to me, and he was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: so Harry's whole brand is like wet pussy.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 7: So uncomfortable, dude, Like, I'm like sweating even just thinking
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  Speaker 7: about it right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're misunderstood. You're a misunderstood artist.
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  Speaker 7: I was in disbelief when he first said it, like
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  Speaker 7: that didn't just come out of his mouth, and then
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  Speaker 7: he proceeded to say like eight more times.
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  Speaker 1: I'd rather talk about George Floyd my uncle, then fucking
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  Speaker 1: wet pussy. What the fuck? Yeah, damn, it's a good brand, though,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you should pivot. Maybe he's onto something. I know.
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  Speaker 1: I asked Duke Finer like one time, or he was like,
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  Speaker 1: I used to like Bell, like have a whole different clientele,
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  Speaker 1: but then I came to barstool. Everyone's young, So what
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  Speaker 1: do they want to hear about pussy? Yeah, and that's
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  Speaker 1: his brain, but it's like a calculated, like intentional thing
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  Speaker 1: that he does like to, like on purpose talk about
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  Speaker 1: pussy to feel and appeal to the youth.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I think I remember you saying that you
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  Speaker 7: told me that.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I told maybe I said it on this very
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  Speaker 1: fucking show that would be fucked repeating bits, not my
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  Speaker 1: fucking bit show.
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  Speaker 7: It just steals bits from their own show itself.
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  Speaker 1: It's just recycled bit. They just tell the same.
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  Speaker 7: Bit over and bit and stick after stick. Dude, I
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  Speaker 7: don't understand when people come up to us that work here,
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  Speaker 7: like people who like are a little bit older, and
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  Speaker 7: they're like, great work with the pod. Don't really get
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  Speaker 7: the jokes. But uh, I know I can't keep up
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  Speaker 7: with that young stuff.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good way of saying you never listened.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, what are we talking about that someone would not understand?
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  Speaker 1: It's like the most relevant and pop cultural shit.
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  Speaker 7: If we don't talk about anything that no one would understand.
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  Speaker 1: That front page news you're talking about over my head.
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  Speaker 1: But it sounds good. I'm happy for you, good for
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  Speaker 1: you kids.
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  Speaker 7: But it's a little out of mind territory.
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  Speaker 1: Talking everything that you're doing on the Twitter machines. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I think they just assume because I'm young, that it's
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  Speaker 7: like that's like all we talk about is like freaking
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  Speaker 7: Charlie Demilion, Madison Ray.
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  Speaker 1: They don't know that we're fucking an Aria Dyte bunch.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think Dave think that too, that he's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: they're just doing They're just like running stick game.
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  Speaker 7: Because I mean, I don't know about you. I don't
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  Speaker 7: know if I would say you were grouped into this,
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  Speaker 7: but like me, KB and Nick are grouped so hard
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  Speaker 7: into like the same group of people by whom would
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  Speaker 7: you say everyone at the company weird brains?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they put you in the weird brain category.
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  Speaker 7: Put it in like they act like we're like circus clowns,
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  Speaker 7: like freaks.
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  Speaker 1: I think that it comes from a point of intimidation.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know what it is, but they I think
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  Speaker 7: that we're grouped into that. So I think they all
• 12:42
  Speaker 7: listen to ANIS and then they just assume that ANUS
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  Speaker 7: is the same exact thing as our podcast, and.
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  Speaker 1: They're vastly different. They like to talk about buttholes and
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  Speaker 1: like poop.
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  Speaker 7: They take things to the next level. So I'd say
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  Speaker 7: we keep our things on a more repig thirteen level
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  Speaker 7: if you want to hear r rated content, and that
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  Speaker 7: ship is sticking around because things have to change right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is about to get real fucking raunchy.
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  Speaker 7: I am hot in this room right.
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  Speaker 1: Now due peel that fucking pants off.
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  Speaker 7: Dude, Like I'm sweating in my legs. You know when
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  Speaker 7: you're you know, when you're like your calves are sweating,
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  Speaker 7: that means that something's not right, dude. I yeah, I
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  Speaker 7: was Mexico.
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  Speaker 1: It was fantastic. I want to talk about Mexico, but
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  Speaker 1: I also I'll talk about sweaty undercarriages if you want to.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like my ass is getting thicker and my
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  Speaker 1: fucking guc is getting fucking more and more warm than
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  Speaker 1: it's ever been in my life because.
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  Speaker 7: I'm fucking I'm at peak onhealthiness of my entire life
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  Speaker 7: right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's bad. Ever, how do you get out of it? Dude?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know. I've come to the conclusion that I
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  Speaker 7: need to move somewhere where there's a gym. There's there
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  Speaker 7: needs to be a gym right near my apartment because
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  Speaker 7: the reason I don't go to the gym every day
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  Speaker 7: here is because it's I have to go right after work.
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  Speaker 7: And when I was at my old apartment, I could
• 13:50
  Speaker 7: go home for like an hour chill and then go
• 13:53
  Speaker 7: to the gym. But now it's like I have to
• 13:54
  Speaker 7: go from work straight to the gym, and it becomes
• 13:56
  Speaker 7: a lot.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: My entire route is at break of apartment that I
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: was looking at when I moved into the place I
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: currently live at was like I needed someplace that had
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: a gym in the building.
• 14:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't care how good the gym was, but I
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: just need to be able. I don't want to walk
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: outside and be freezing fucking cold. Don't go to the gym.
• 14:11
  Speaker 7: I like the walk on you do. Sometimes my pre
• 14:14
  Speaker 7: workout fans will understand this.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: Shout out to the pre workout fans. Sometimes we fucking whoop.
• 14:19
  Speaker 7: Sometimes you take pre workout and you go outside, it
• 14:22
  Speaker 7: like activates the pre workout, like the oxygen like infuses it. Yes,
• 14:28
  Speaker 7: I don't know why what it does, and I know
• 14:30
  Speaker 7: it does.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is that that?
• 14:32
  Speaker 7: Especially if it's cold outside.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: You gotta just I think just walking around like after meals,
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: I feel like walking around just healthy.
• 14:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and I just don't walk any like, dude. I
• 14:42
  Speaker 7: think it's just the location of it. I used to
• 14:44
  Speaker 7: walk all the time in my old apartment.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: And now just I mean you've plotted out like the
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: most treacherous path between where you live and where you work. Yeah,
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: it should be like a walkable, cool like path for
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: you that to to encourage you to walk.
• 14:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you have that.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: I mean I can't walk in, but I do.
• 15:01
  Speaker 7: What are you walking over the Brooklyn Bridge?
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: I bike?
• 15:04
  Speaker 7: Now, you don't what, bro how many times have you
• 15:07
  Speaker 7: biked into How many times have you biked in total?
• 15:09
  Speaker 7: Three times? But every time you bike, it's like a
• 15:12
  Speaker 7: big deal.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: I bike home.
• 15:13
  Speaker 7: RAN's biking to work today. I bike home A lot
• 15:16
  Speaker 7: of everyone's going around the office. Yeah, run biked.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: It does give you way more respect anytime someone sees
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: me on the street, Like I've ran into like Brandon Walker,
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: like Fran like biking home, Like wow, like this guy's
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: really fucking bike. Yeah, do you this guy doesn't care
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: if he gets fucking smoked.
• 15:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah. How long does the bike ride?
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: About? Uh, twenty minutes that's nothing. Twenty five minutes.
• 15:38
  Speaker 7: That's a good bike. Do you take the electric bike?
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: I try to get the electrics. Just going up that
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: hill is grueling.
• 15:43
  Speaker 7: If I had the if I had the manual bike,
• 15:44
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't. I don't bike, Yeah, the manuals because those
• 15:47
  Speaker 7: things are like it's like they designed the slowest possibly
• 15:50
  Speaker 7: it's the hardest work, but like you the little, the
• 15:53
  Speaker 7: smallest outcome. Have you ever taken out the mechanical though,
• 15:57
  Speaker 7: and they're not charged the manual?
• 15:59
  Speaker 8: Heavy ass just.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Turn it becomes a manual yeah yeah, or had them
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: die in the middle, or like.
• 16:04
  Speaker 7: Never had them die, but you noticed about thirty minutes
• 16:06
  Speaker 7: and they start slowing down. Yeah, it's just also I
• 16:09
  Speaker 7: noticed that, Like when I had the manual, I used
• 16:11
  Speaker 7: to go on drives like around along the water and
• 16:14
  Speaker 7: I would bike the whole entire like length of Manhattan basically,
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: and then if you check your bank account after, they're
• 16:20
  Speaker 7: just charging you, like five hundred dollars for every like
• 16:23
  Speaker 7: the minute that you go over the limit.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: I see you've decided to keep the bike, because like, bitch,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I didn't keep the bike. I'm just still using it.
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: Now they charge you by the minute. They used to
• 16:31
  Speaker 7: have a used to you just pay an upfront amount
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: and then they would charge you extra if you went
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: past thirty minutes. But they charge you like forty five
• 16:39
  Speaker 7: dollars extra if you go past thirty minutes. But now
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: they don't do that.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: I'm so shitty at buying like the full passes for things. Yeah,
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: like I should buy the whole pass for like an uber,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: like I Uber enough that like if I did, like
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: the a certain amount of rides and you get like
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: a certain amount of free rides or whatever, or like
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: I should just get the yearly city bike pass, yeah,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: which is like one hundred and eighty for the entire year.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Instead I fucking rack up like three eight dollars charges
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: a week or something the same. Some dumb ass shit
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: like that. Not right, some bitch made shit like that.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to ten
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: you think college is for.
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: Get Uber one for students, a membership to save on
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: Uber and Uber eats. What deals this good? Everyone wants
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: to be a student? Join for just four ninety nine
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: a month. Savings may very eligibility and member terms apply.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Show some fucking respect to yourself.
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: Show some gd respect.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: You did fucking jigit. What are you asking for for
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: for the holidays, y'all?
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I'll get you a Christmas present. I'm
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: not going to get you shit, bro, I know, but
• 17:52
  Speaker 7: I will get you if you want to just vend
• 17:54
  Speaker 7: on me, like two thousand dollars, that.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Would be cool your end bonuses.
• 17:58
  Speaker 7: I don't know what I'm gonna get for Rismiss. Maybe
• 18:02
  Speaker 7: some infusions.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Transusions transfer the transfusion mix.
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: So maybe some transfusions from the four play boys from Rigsy.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: I heard Riggy gets five dollars for every pack of
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: those that they sell.
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: He'd be better.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: That's why he got that he just bought that house
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: at Pinehurst? Is that real that he really buy I
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: didn't know if that was just a podcast promo, but
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I think I think that they're I think you might
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: have bought a house at fucking Pinehurst.
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: I was talking to a kid one time.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Is he a.
• 18:29
  Speaker 8: Billionaire bought a house today?
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: As well? What the fuck? What's going on at Foreplay
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: that they're fucking dude.
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: They sell so much merch.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: They have a house that starts selling that.
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: Like Brionna Chicken frying for play merch.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: We need to change sweatshops.
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: They must be hitting merch bonuses. Like every day we
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: have the wrong sweatshirt.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: We need to go and just let's.
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: Just make our own Brionna Chicken fry merchant start selling it.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: I think Caleb tried to do that one year. He
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: just put Big Cat's face on his sweatshirt. Cotta genius,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: that's awesome. You should put the boss man's face.
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: What was I just gonna say? I forget what I
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: was gonna say.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: You can't cancel, Dave. Put that on a fucking shirt.
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: I'll sell out the fucking roofs and then we'll go
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: to that would be together. I would be in the
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: sweatshop myself stitching that thing together.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: We uh, we were talking about Christmas presents, bro, What
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: you want for Christmas? What you're asking for?
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't really have much that I want because
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: I have so much money. Like, everything I want I
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: already have. What do you give the man who has
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: everything nothing? You have to know what I would You
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: know what I would wanted? Knowledge, some lessons. Yeah, I
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: had like a minor. Well, I'm not gonna say what
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: I was gonna say.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: You better finish the sentence because it sounds like you
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: were having a relationship with a minor.
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: I had like a minor. I don't even know what
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: the word I would use is. Well, do you know
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: exactly what the word I would use is? I had
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: like a minor burst of autism over the week. Really, yeah,
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: I got really into planes really just watching a lot
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: of playing videos. It's a major burst, is Oh it was?
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: I started looking at online. I started looking at Amazon.
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: I haven't right now in my Amazon gift card one
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: my Amazon cart. No, I have a model plane kit
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: that I'm gonna build. Wow, I got really.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I thought, you're like learning facts if you're about to
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: build something.
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: I was gonna build a model plane.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: If you build one, that's a diagnosis. Yeah, and that's
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: all you need.
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: Really was they are really interesting though, No they're not.
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: They are I was gonna build. I was gonna build
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: the Airbus three eighty or no, it's not the air bus. Fuck,
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: I forget what it is. It's like the biggest plane.
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: It holds like eight hundred people.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Dude, I saw a fucking plan.
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: I think it's weird because I'm terrified of planes, but
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: now I'm obsessed with.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Them because you're trying to overcome your fear of coping thing.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: I saw a plane at the Boeing factory when I
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: was in South Carolina a couple of weeks ago, and
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: it's it was the fucking biggest plane I'd ever seen
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: in my life. It's like a plane that's the transport,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: probably the A three eighty. It might have been the
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: A three eighty if I had to guess, he was
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: the A three eighty. Oh, and pull up the A
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: three eighty for us and put that up. Yep, yeah, yeah,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: it was the A three eighty. They put other planes
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: on this plane.
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: A three Is it the eight three eighty? They gotta
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: look at it.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: They just stack planes on top of each other.
• 21:06
  Speaker 7: Oh and Google how many people the A three eighty carries.
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: I believe it's like eight hundred and fifty six. If
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: I had to.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Guess, I believe it is around eight hundred. You guess
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: eight eight sixty seven eight six seven.
• 21:19
  Speaker 8: Eight to fifty three.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Fuck?
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: I should have gone lower, including not including the captains
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: and the crew.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Of course, dude, does some planes have two stories? Does
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: some planes have upstairs?
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: I think this one might.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:30
  Speaker 8: I think Air Emirates has some of those.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: That's fucking wild.
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: So this is a big plane. I'm desperate to get
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: on some I'm on Reddit right now and I'm and
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: I'm subscribed to barstool Reddit, Cometown Reddit, and Aviation Reddit.
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: Those are those are my three sods?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like, that's like the three that you need
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: to look big three. You're going for autium, like you
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: might be able to will it into your body if
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: you just go to those those three.
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: If you subtracted Realist, you subtracted barstool, and I was
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: only subscribed to a come Town and aviation that's like
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: you have autism?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: What about barstool now?
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: Because barstool people like their autism deniers.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: They think it's all a hoax. Think gets a hoax
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: by the government.
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: Created by the Libs, the liberal cooks.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: It's all the symptoms of autism are just what it
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: means to be a man.
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're just mad. Once a sheep on the left,
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: which a lib coos, Yeah soy boy, fucking neck beards,
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: they're not real fucking men.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Uh fucking love the miracle of flight. I'm trying to
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: get on the as.
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: A miracle and I still don't understand it. You don't
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: have to How could something fly with that many people
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: on it.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Some dude has been coming up on my TikTok algorithm
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: and he basically has.
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: Cured my fear of flying turbulence.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Turbulence.
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: Turbulence is like the sixties.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I don't think like turbulence is scary, but it's not
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: like it shouldn't be rational. He's like this inspiring ass
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: dude who just walks around New York and inspires the
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: fuck out of people. Yeah, and he's like fucking wise,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: and he's young and it pisses me off. Dude, He's
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: way too fucking young to be as wise as he is. Yeah,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I fucking play one of his ship.
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, apparently turbulence doesn't crash planes.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: It doesn't. It has crashed years.
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think maybe maybe even more than that. But uh,
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: very crazy because like you'd think when turbute. I actually
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: had a weird scare when I was flying home from
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: Nashville the other week that I thought I thought our
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: plan was going down the whole time.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I fucking bet you did.
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: Super weird shit, dude. We just started randomly dissenting and
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: they didn't go up. They didn't come on the thing
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: and be like, we're entering our final descent.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: And uh wait, is that when you were with me
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: and they just bounced right back up.
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: No, No, not that, not that time. But uh in
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: like the pilots or like the pilot came out of
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: the cockpit, which I didn't like at all. I was like,
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: what the hell are you doing out here? Brother? You
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: gotta get you who's flying the goddamn plane? Yeah, and
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: then uh and then the flight attendants were going up
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: and back and forth, and I'm like, they're not gonna
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: tell us. I'm like, we're going down right now.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: No, but you can always tell in the flight attendant's voice.
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: Dude, I was so close. This was the close have
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: ever been. I was about to ask the flat attendant
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: if we were if everything was okay. So I was
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: so anxious get this thing on the ground.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is this the one this guy's just always talking about?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: That's so horrible? And now I'm gonna Oh no, it's raining,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: that's so horrible. And now I'm been a really bad nude.
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: Isn't it horrible?
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: This sound that's happening.
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: You see, everything is just happening, and we label them
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: as good or bad based on our perceptions, but you
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: don't have to label it. This dude's like twenty three
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: walking around New York.
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: It's like just pulling that shit off of Instagram.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: He's just put together a fucking long ass Instagram cliffs.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: But he had one that made me think he's like
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: flying is or like turbulence just it feels scary but
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: it's not actually, And since then I've been like, yeah, bro,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not fucking scared of this shit anymore. I was
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: like Kevin McAllister coming outside, like I'm not afraid anymore.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: It is surprising because you were really scared.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I used to be scared.
• 24:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, not anymore, though, And.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Now, I'm a fucking man.
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: I'm not afraid of turbulence at all.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not afraid of turbulence.
• 25:07
  Speaker 7: It is scary, though, I have never gotten the turbulence
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: where like people are like falling over.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah you will, though I know the scary. I think
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: about this a lot. The worst car accident of your life.
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: Is coming, bro, don't say that that.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Shit is spooky. Bro, shit is spooky when you think
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: You're nuts.
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: Already flipped a car?
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: Did you really?
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: When this weekend last fall?
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Is it? Did the Eagles win the Super Bowl?
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: No?
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: I was tweeting like a U A B clip just
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: flipped a jeep?
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: What what was it worth? It?
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: No? Like two likes?
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: You flipped a jeep?
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just like bloody around the broken glass, trying
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: to finish the tweets fun.
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: Did the car get hurt? Yeah, totaled.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: He wouldn't believe me that I wasn't on pills, got
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: the eye with the cop.
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: It was just like you're throwing your life away.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: Did you tell him you were texting?
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: No?
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: Well obviously then he's probably Well then how did the
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: car flip over? It just happened. I don't know, I
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: don't know what happened.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Soon attacked me.
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: Came out of nowhere, but you're due for one.
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: A car flip. Would have been in like eight car
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: accidents exactly, except most of them just involved in me
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: crashing into something that was stationary. It's actually like I've
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: crashed into so many things.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: It's funny as when you're in like a slow motion
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: car accident.
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: Dude, every time I got on every time I get
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: in a car accident, it's just like the biggest feeling
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: of just like fuck me, like how did this happen?
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a terrible feeling.
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: The first time I got in a car accident, I uh,
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: I've told this story before, I think, But I was driving.
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: It was the it was the first day I drove
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: with my friends. I just got my lessons that week.
• 26:53
  Speaker 7: I was trying to change the song on the dashboard.
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: Just drove straight into like a massive rock, like a boulder,
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: and I was like, fuck, may dude.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Was there was there damage?
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah? And I drove my buddy home. They cracked the
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: front light, like the head light. The whole bottom of
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: the car was fucked up. And I called my mom
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: when I got home, and I was like when I
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: was drop when I dropped my buddy off home, I
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: was like, I hit a rock and she was like,
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: what like a pebble. It's like, why the hell would
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: I be calling you if I hit a pebble?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Mom, I hit a pebble. Do you think it's okay?
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: And I was like, no, Mom, like a boulder. And
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: then like I like told her and she was like, okay,
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: that's fine, And then like I woke up the next
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: morning and they were like they actually shocked, like they
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: thought the rock that I hit was smaller or something.
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: I was like, like, I was like, I called you guys,
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: and I told you that I hit the rock.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Did you downplay it? Or did the good boy couldn't
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: be possibly capable of doing?
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: That's what it was.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: And what else didn't your mom think of? You were
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: a cross eyed?
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah? That was We talked about that to day on
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: the AC What that was when I had to go
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: get tested for brain cancer? But you're not CROSSI no.
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: She thought I had a lazy eye, which I do
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: sometimes when I'm really tired, I get a lazy eye.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Well fuck, it'd be better tell it to wake the
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: fuck up.
• 28:08
  Speaker 7: And yeah, and like I had a lazy eye, and
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: my mom was like, we have to go to the
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: doctor to get your eyes checked, and I was like okay,
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: And then like a week later, my cousin told me
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: that we and like nothing, it was fine, nothing happened.
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: And a week later, my older cousin told me that
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: it was because my mom thought I had a brain tumor.
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: That was like fucking with my eye. And apparently my
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: mom like cried because she literally thought I had a
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: brain tumor. And everyone's like, oh, why are you such
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: a hypochondriac. It's like, why do you think. I called
• 28:37
  Speaker 7: my mom when I was a freshman in college and
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: I was like, I have such a I was like
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: just talking to her. I was all my way to
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: the library to print something before class, and I was like, oh,
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: my neck is so stiff right now. I must have
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: slept wrong. And she was like, that sounds like meningitis,
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: because apparently a symptom of meningitis is like a stiff neck.
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: It sounds like a really old disease that people don't get.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: It sounds like rubella. Doctor that yeah.
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: That's like everyone at UMass has meningitis. There's like a
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: massive breakout there a few years ago.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, probably from the back. I think how
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: people died really from meningitis.
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: So why don't you take that goddamn smirk off your
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: face for ten seconds?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: This it's still funny to me. You're fucking super soft
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: if you go out to meningitis, if you go out
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: to some of like eighteen hundred diseases, you're fucking soft
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: black League. Yeah, she like like your body Darwinism didn't
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: work on you, Like, like your body didn't progress, You
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: haven't evolved as a human being.
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: Speaking of it, should we touch on the South African
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: plague that's currently plaguing our country?
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: What is it called?
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: The omicron the ivermectin no o macron o over overcrome.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Ohmachrome is the variant ivermectin is the fucking horse traquilize
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: with that fucking Rogan's pedaling. Oh okay, probably try to
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: make fucking a ton of fucking cash off it.
• 29:52
  Speaker 8: Piece of shit.
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: But it's a real piece of work, isn't.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: That guy's a real fucking I'm getting tired of his ship,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Like much might go one on one with fucking Rogan,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Like can he not?
• 30:03
  Speaker 7: You would get your ass whooped by Rogan.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: You didn't let me finish, I said, in the fucking
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: ring of a rap, try to go fun.
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: Oh wait, did we promote the We didn't promote part
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: of my Bank yet? Or it's not even called part
• 30:16
  Speaker 7: Why did they change the name?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: What do they change it to?
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: It's just called at the Bank now. Part of my
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: Bank was a great name.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Part of my Bank is a good ass name.
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: All right, So go listen. After you're done listening to
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: this episode, go listen to Pardon or at the Bank.
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: It's with me, Roan Pft, Big Cat and Benny the Butcher.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Bennie the fuck who just.
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: Quote tweeted son of a boy? Dad?
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: Did he really?
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: He said? Love working with these guys.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: The Butcher's coming.
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: Come on, bro, shout out to the fuck.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Is he one of your favorite lyrical rappers?
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah?
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Do you like a lot of lyricspersh A dude, he's
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: a He's a technically sound rapper. He likes to rhyme raps.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: He likes to rhyme a lot of words together. He
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: likes to ryme a lot of syllables together. And that
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: shit makes my dick tingle.
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: You know what's a good song by him?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Is Have you actually listened to betting the Butcher?
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, one way flight, she's catching one way flights to
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: kick it wherever I'm at.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Shout out to the fucking Butcher.
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: Bro, we need to give broad I never saw before
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: one am and that's real.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: That's real, and that's fucking real. No, it's Benny. I mean,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't even want to tell the
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: fucking stories we have about Benny.
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: That that fucker, Bro, that fuck is a menace?
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Did he just get shot a little bit ago?
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: That was right after he got out of jail?
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Right, I don't know, Bro, he's been going through it,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: jail shot, doing songs with us.
• 31:36
  Speaker 7: He got a he was in jail when he was seventeen,
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: right the Butcher? Yeah was he? I think so?
• 31:42
  Speaker 8: Bro.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Fucking Griselda Man. Shout out to all fucking Griselda. Shout
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: out to all those guys moving waight up there, I know,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: and shout out to them for living in Buffalo, because
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: why the fuck would.
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: You humble humble gotta stay home.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: He's a humble ass rapper, is he? He could be
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: doing anything, he could be living anywhere in the world,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: and he's living in fuck.
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: Okay, how does your verse go?
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Checking all my funds is fun for Meh's so many
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: branches like I fell out the ugly.
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: Trees eleven eighty, Like I'm decimating.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Wait, that's actually a hot rhyme.
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: Go to checks, bro, you're just celebrating.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Bro, You're wrapping multiple syllables. That's that's the kind of
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: flow decimating.
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: Celebrating eminem flow Bro.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, bro.
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: I remember one time I was hanging of eminem and
• 32:26
  Speaker 7: I was like, you know, no one can rhyme or
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: anything with orange, and he was.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Like four inch door hinge porridge.
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: Seen this fool go off door hinge, floor hinge, mor minge.
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: More men.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: There are. I used to have a fact dark fin.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: And I was like, damn slim. I was like, but slim,
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: what if.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: You win shark fin orange.
• 32:48
  Speaker 7: Shark fin, orange shark fin.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: There's four words that are supposed to not have any rhymes,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: and I definitely call bullshit on that. But that's like,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I guess, no perfect rhymes. One of them's orange, silver, purple.
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: Silver rope, and month purple month nurple.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what about purple.
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: Purple nurple purple purkle uncle circle, circle, circle. Okay, see
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: you're a liar.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: No I'm not.
• 33:14
  Speaker 7: I mean, look that this purple and circle is a
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: clean rhyme.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: It doesn't have it. I mean, yeah, whoever wrote this?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I'm saying this is a fact that I read in
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: a book that I've debunked. So you're not saying I'm
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: always coming.
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: In with facts and they're never right.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: No, they just don't care about your fucking feelings.
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: But what fact book are you reading? That's wrong?
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: That was just a fact book that I had. It
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: was like there's it was like a little thing you
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: read on the toilet and you fucking thumb through and
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: you have little facts that you can fucking spruce up
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: your little day with. You feel like you got a
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: nugget while you dropped the nugget, Bro, you never fucking
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: sat on the toilet and read some facts.
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: Noah, you're crazy.
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: You can drinking snapple jinxing teeth.
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you've been drinking some snapples, haven't you?
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: No? What's snapple?
• 33:54
  Speaker 7: Nah? You crazy?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I have all right?
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: Should we do another ad?
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Probably for a fucking.
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: So we got fucking fifteen ads.
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• 34:26
  Speaker 8: Speaking of being at them bank wasted, I say to
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: invest in mattresses because you use it every night. You
• 34:33
  Speaker 8: use your brain every second of every day.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Every fucking second, every fucking second. And I dumped the
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: clip out. I'm fucking using my brain so fucking.
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: Hard about and I spray that shit.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I spray the fucking clip.
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: Spray that clip. I opened that shit up.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: It's like just like when you got out of jail. Bro,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: that's b E T T e r A.
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: He uses better help the butcher, the fucking butcher, Ah
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: says I fel out the ugly trees.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Sass. They didn't really get your ad lib like.
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: That, now they did. It's in there, you can hear it,
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: but it's like it's not like it's there.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: It's not pertinent though.
• 35:07
  Speaker 7: You can hear it if you look for it.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: They should have boosted it up and the master. Yeah,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: that's a that's some industry term. I'm on the bank
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: b E T T E R A T l P
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: dot com slash son slash sun Yo. So this morning
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I was in fucking Mexico on the fucking beach bro
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: and tonight I'm here fucking pounding around.
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: What time is it's three am? I was eating episode
• 35:30
  Speaker 7: comes out in four hours.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I was eating fruit on the beach, fucking lounging. I
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: was eating papaya.
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: And you don't really look at hand. That was where
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: look at my questions come in.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: You're saying I didn't go to Mexico.
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: I'm not saying I'm just poking around.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't this time. I purposefully didn't get tan because
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: the lady when when she was doing our makeup, she
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: was like, yes, like maybe a little more sunblock. I
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know if all was that supposed
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: to me. But I also she was also commenting on
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: this circles that I had underneath my eyes. She's like,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I guess you don't get any sleep, or well you
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: have allergies or something.
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: This those makeup artists. They love to pick you up.
• 36:06
  Speaker 7: They have to pick you apart.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: They pick you apart.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: There culturally only something you'll understand when you get into
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: the industry.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, this industry shit is fucking tough. It's
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: exhausting because they're the ones working for us. They should
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: be fucking What day.
• 36:18
  Speaker 7: Of the week was that? Shoot? Thursday? Or was that Tuesday?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: No, Monday, It was Monday.
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: It was Monday.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: First thing on a Monday morning.
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that was long.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: That was fucking long.
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: It was a long day. I'm gonna go home and
• 36:28
  Speaker 7: I'm not sleeping.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have some za, some pizza.
• 36:31
  Speaker 7: No, dude, I gotta start off stop eating altogether.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: I'm on a fifty month, thirty day thing right now.
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: Fifty pounds, thirty days.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Fifty month diet. Yeah, next fifty months, I will not
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: be eating any carbohydrate, a.
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: Car I'm not eating a carb for the next month.
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: For fifty months, I'm doing just broccoli and chicken for
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: every meal.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: That's so fucking gross.
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: It's so good.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Broccoli is the grocery thing under the fucking sun.
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: Roccley is good if you have it right.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I've learned to eat. I've learned to love all vegetables
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: and fruits. I used to be like a child until
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I read Anthony Bourdain's book. I would like fucking like
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: shudder at the taste of any vegetables. And then I
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: read Bordain, and he was like a fucking warrior. When
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: he was twelve years old. He knew he'd get his
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: parents love by being brave about the fucking clams he
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: was eating, so he just sucked down some raw as
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: clams on the South of France or whatever. I wouldn't
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: have never known unless I read his book. And now
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking I'm adamant that anytime I go to a restaurant,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I want the fucking rarest and weirdest shit on the menu,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: just because I want to be like old Tony Bourdaine man,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: the fucking road runner man.
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's smart. I'm a I actually just ordered
• 37:36
  Speaker 7: Mark or Norm McDonald's book. For some reason. I always
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: mix up Mark Norman and Nor McDonald.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Two comics, both comics similar names, and one one dead
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: and one on his way to death.
• 37:50
  Speaker 7: Don't say that about Mark, dude.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: We're all just we're all just dying. And yeah he
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: is gonna come on.
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: But uh, we have a lot of guests lined up. Yeah,
• 37:59
  Speaker 7: and a lot of are really funny comics.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: They're funny as fun. But we're just gonna keep on
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: telling you about the evid We're just gonna keep on
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: letting you know because we're at we're at his silent
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: we're at a cold war with the booking department.
• 38:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Tim Dillon, a very good friend of the pod,
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: is coming on soon. Yes, so he says, we.
• 38:15
  Speaker 8: Had Louis, but we're waiting for the Patreon.
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Louie's gonna make our banks go.
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll have us.
• 38:22
  Speaker 7: He's going to get our pocket filled.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Yes he is, and for nothing in exchange, nothing, just
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: because he likes it. He likes the cut of our
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: He's just.
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: Gonna masturbate it. Two faces, that's all he wants in payment.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you don't have to put just my normal
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: fee of being able to boot cocky. The both of
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: you just kneel like little little happy dogs with your
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: tongues out. Yeah, fucking he's a good guy. I'll spray
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: you down, I'll super soaked. I'll give you that super
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: soaker three thousand. Bro, you should have came down to
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Mexico with me though.
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, And I was saying earlier that I saw your
• 38:51
  Speaker 7: message and I was like, you definitely weren't joking, But
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: I dodged that shit. What instantly changed the subject when
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: you were like, come down to Mexico and record.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: It would have been awesome.
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I just didn't want to go to Mexico though,
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: spend a good time at home. That was with my dog.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, the place that I mean, you couldn't go
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: here and not have it be the best place that
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: you've ever been to. I was down with one of
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: the mics.
• 39:12
  Speaker 7: Probably not when you're fifth wheeling, though.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: I was down with one of the mics. It would
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: have been seventh wheel first of all.
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: Now on I thought it was just you, you and
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: your girlfriend, and.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Uh, Mike and his girlfriend and then my other boy, Mike,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: his brother.
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: Which Mike do I know?
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Uh, he was at Mike's house the one time. It
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: was like Mike and Mike at Mike's house when we
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: watched the Eagles game that one time.
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: When I went to the when I went to Mike's house,
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: it was just one mic.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: All you need is one mic, But I think there were.
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: Two miss three mics. But it was the two mics
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: that I know, and then the other mike who's your friend?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Well, so I don't know. This is the mic whose
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: wedding I was at where there were all the mics
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: that you never met that mic.
• 39:57
  Speaker 7: Oh he loves you, dude, I've only met three mikes.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: That's oh, you got to meet some more mics. But
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: it was his brother and his brother's boyfriend and they
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: were fucking uh we were all hanging out.
• 40:08
  Speaker 7: Pause you just said boyfriend. Pause, Bro, what I respect
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: that ship.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: So you would have been seventh wheeling.
• 40:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that would have been fun.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: It wouldn't have been that crazy. Yes, it would have. Bro,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: it's the most it's the most.
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: Beautiful there's right now.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: What do you mean I'm not swimming? You didn't have
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: What do you mean you swim? Well, I guess I
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: swam a little bit, but no, I didn't know. I
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: did swim. I swam with the homies, but I wasn't
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: like swimming the whole time.
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: Because I would have kept my shirt on. That's where
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: I'm at right now.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Really really, yeah, what is it? Is it real? Like
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: white and Rippley or.
• 40:47
  Speaker 7: White and just a lot. There's just a lot of
• 40:49
  Speaker 7: me right now. There's a lot of Harry right now.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: I'm stomach more of you to love.
• 40:55
  Speaker 7: I'm big right now, unhealthy, like a point when I
• 40:59
  Speaker 7: canceled it cause I was like, I don't want to
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: be judged right now.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: I need to get in better.
• 41:02
  Speaker 7: Shaving shape before I hear the doctor.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Clinician who sees people every day, who sees like six
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: people at their worst floor.
• 41:09
  Speaker 7: They're like this getting out of control.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: You're you're disgusting.
• 41:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're like, you're a goddamn pig.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: You ever see that.
• 41:15
  Speaker 7: I went in they were going oinkink aw cough oinking.
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: Fat doctors and the nurses they were following me around
• 41:23
  Speaker 7: with a trombone behind me.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: This tubby boy it is. They're greasing up the doorways
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: before you get.
• 41:33
  Speaker 7: One of those lift throughs. Yeah, I got the vaccine.
• 41:36
  Speaker 7: They were like, you're gonna need a couple of these
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: if you think you even have a chance against this virus.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: We're gonna need to prick you like we're doing an
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: allergy test, just up and down your arm.
• 41:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, not that South South African viruses here, dude.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: What is the deal with the South African? Like it's
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: they said, it's nothing, it's nothing, right, Yeah, they're just
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: making up new things.
• 41:53
  Speaker 7: But people are freaking out about it.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Did you guys talk a lot about covid at What
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: did Nick say?
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: Nick said, there's like thirty strange thirty strains.
• 42:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know that liberal cock.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Nick is the biggest liberal cock in here. Bro have
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: him have well, we should have his pussy ass on
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: the pod to defend himself.
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: Pick his liberal cocker Carlson on his ass.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: So tell me this, how's it going to work when
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: we just go complete to socialism in this company and
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: just give the poor all of our money? How's that
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: gonna work?
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: That would be awesome because then I would get all
• 42:21
  Speaker 7: the money.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, you'd have to give away all your money
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: with your fucking rich King of New York patriarch. You
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: have an ass. But dude, the fucking Mexico is so
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: lawless that Uh, first off, there's just drug stores, and
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: they're actual drug stores, and you can go in and
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: you can just buy uh steroids, hgh, oxy, cotton, viagra.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: You can just fucking walk into a store that's like
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: an very official store and buy whatever drug you want.
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: So you went off those you went off the resort.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: It was uh, it's in Uh. I was in Tuloom.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: So Talluum is just like a fucking road which is
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: one road and it's all under it under like canopy
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: of like leaves and trees and you kind of just
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: walk up and down this road and there's like a
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: billion of these pharmacies. But yeah, there, it was a
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: tiny ass resort. There was like ten rooms, so you
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: have to go off. You're going back and forth the
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: entire time. Massive fucking armed guards, big big ass guns.
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: They got guns, and they're crazy part about leaving the
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: country that.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: They have, don't They don't fuck around in.
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: Other cars or not mass just in the United States
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: they have like pistols. In like other countries, they'll be
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: walking around like they just like were in like the
• 43:27
  Speaker 7: Call of Duty lobby just.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Like class just whatever guns they want to ever.
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: Like the guns look like they're from movies.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: And they're huge and the dudes just have their finger
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: on the trigger. Yeah, and they're just like waiting for somebody.
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: I was in when I was in Europe, that was
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: like the number one thing I remember, just like I
• 43:41
  Speaker 7: went to the Loop and these dudes just walk It
• 43:43
  Speaker 7: looks like private militaries.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, and they have full cam on.
• 43:47
  Speaker 7: Like do they just have like eight guns strapped? It
• 43:49
  Speaker 7: looks like they just like throw them into like a
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: locker and they're like you're just taking.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: To pick whichever one's you want. Just grab a bunch,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: grab a bunch of with like.
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: Eight different sights on them and like barrel mags.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: When I was seeing video, yeah exactly, and like how
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: do you what what kind of fights are they going
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: to be getting in?
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: I don't know, like they're gonna be fighting off like
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: the whole world with those guns.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: And his full trucks of dudes like hanging off of
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: a pickup truck on the back like they're about to
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: go to war. It looks like videos of Afghanistan in
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty eight.
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: Yes, that's awesome.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: It is fucking wild.
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: I always I always wanted to go up him, like
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: can I hold one? I've still never shot a gun.
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: I would love to.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Could I shoot a tourist?
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: I said, obviously I'm not gonna go thrown because he's
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: afraid of the firearms.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: No, I've shotguns before, and it I.
• 44:30
  Speaker 7: Mean, you have all the one, didn't you let me
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: know and go shoot with you.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Because I will begin Chris Kyle, both of you, and
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: not like Chris Kyle the Devil's shooting.
• 44:38
  Speaker 7: Chris Kyle didn't shoot anybody, bro, he got shot exactly.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean by Chris Kyle. Y.
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: What was the dude's name? Dude was a psycho the
• 44:47
  Speaker 7: guy who killed him. Yeah, I read this whole thing
• 44:49
  Speaker 7: about him. He was crazy, was he? Dude? Like apparently
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: like on the way there, but to the gun range,
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: he like didn't talk the entire time, and like apparently
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: they said some creepy as shit or something, and Chris
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: Kyle and his buddy text each other and they're like, dude,
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: this guy is so creepy.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: What if you just saw the text? It was like
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: fuck them?
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, apparently he thought. Apparently he like went to
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: he went to like the police station, like had to
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: talk to someone, and he was like they were talking,
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: they were talking shit about me, and that's why he
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: That's why he killed them, dude.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: So what if he was just a completely normal guy
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: and they were just being But what if they were
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: just being caddy bitches to him?
• 45:25
  Speaker 7: Possible?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: Apparently as soon as it seems like.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: You're victim shaming and he's the victim here and you're
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: shaming him for having them.
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: When he's crazy. Bro, the Americans aren't going to like
• 45:35
  Speaker 7: this joke because Kyle was a hero. True. The craziest
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: ship that Chris Kyle said was that he was like
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: on top of a what'd he say on top of
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: the Saints Stadium during Hurricane Katrina, like shooting looters? Yeah,
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: with a sniper revel.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not that, that's not a It never an
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: opposite reaction.
• 45:56
  Speaker 7: It never happened. So he just didn't do He was
• 45:59
  Speaker 7: crazy too well. He obviously he had PTSD from how
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: many fucking bodies he slapped in Afghanistan.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Hey, dude, when I used to live with the Marine,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: he was like so geeked. This was before the movie
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: even came out. He was like so geeked on Chris Kyle.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: He's like the fucking.
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: Devil of Ramadi.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Dude, this dude's a fucking.
• 46:17
  Speaker 7: That like happens in the movie. They like go to
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: like they go somewhere and like some dude comes up
• 46:21
  Speaker 7: to him and he's like, you're my hero.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: The fucking Devil of Ramadi.
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: Broah, he picks up that he like picks up Chris
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: Kyle's like son and it's like, your dad's a hero.
• 46:29
  Speaker 8: It was a good line. He's like, I'm only worried
• 46:31
  Speaker 8: about the judgment of one man, my maker, when he's
• 46:35
  Speaker 8: like getting investigated for hundreds of murders.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. But I guess it's war. People are just
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: people are just shooting motherfuckers at war. I know you're
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: not cut out for fucking war.
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: I think I would be, like I do well over there.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think you.
• 46:47
  Speaker 7: I would one hundred percent in list.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I could for the workout to get fucking shredded.
• 46:53
  Speaker 7: Now I want to go. I want to go across these.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't even see any action, Devil dove.
• 46:57
  Speaker 7: One for once and for all. Well, no, I would,
• 46:59
  Speaker 7: because I would be in the air force.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: What would that mean?
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: I'd be nuking small villages.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: You don't even have the eyesight first of all, to
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: make the air force. You don't have that twenty twenty vision,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: do you?
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah? Really I used to at least.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you didn't. And second of all, it's
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: all drones anymore.
• 47:16
  Speaker 7: That's what everyone says. That's what all the liberal cooks
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: say that's all drone strikes.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well the fucking.
• 47:22
  Speaker 7: Those man on those fields, brother, true, the.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: True libs know that fucking Obama killed more people with
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: the fucking drone strikes than fucking all the rest of
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: the presidents combined. But dude walking around. So going into Mexico,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: just to illustrate how lawless it is. Every single fucking
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: baring club you go to and they're fucking they're designed
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: basically for like Westerners and like affluent Americans, Like you
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: have to jump up on the fucking table and fucking
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: it's very like girl centric. You have like sparklers, you like, yeah,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: it's very naturally. You're like whipping your fucking uh napkins
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: around like they want everybody to get up there, like
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: make you get up on the table. We went to
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: one restaurant and it was like fucking all tree canopies
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: and like fucking a net between everything cool, and they
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: only had three fucking menus in the whole restaurant. I
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: was fucking shocked. They don't. I think they have a
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: menu shortage in Mexico. I think there's like a menu
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: shortage going around.
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: The entire offits from this episode Will go to Mexico
• 48:16
  Speaker 7: and menus and menust so they can all finally get
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: their menus.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: But every time, no matter what, like, no matter how
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: nice the place is, you go to the bathroom and
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: they're like cocaine, marijuana, Okay, marijuana, and there's like five
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: people and they're so fucking aggressive about it, and they
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: are fucking ravenous to make you get some of the
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: cocaine or some of the marijuana. And they'll even you'll
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: walk into some places and a security guy will be
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: at the door. He'll go through your wallet, he'll go
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: through every single fold of your wallet, making sure you
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: don't have anything in there. And then later on you'll
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: see that same exact security guard just talking to the
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: dudes who are selling the cocaine.
• 48:51
  Speaker 7: Yes, I think they try and probably try and steal
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: off you and just sell it back to you.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Or like or just make sure that if you want
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: to do cocaine in here, you're gonna do it from
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: the cartel. Yeah, you're gonna fucking use this cartel ship.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: And that's how powerful the cartel must be down there,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: that they're just taking over the tourism.
• 49:06
  Speaker 7: They're more powerful than the than the government.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, like these these guys with the guns and the
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: fucking full military uniforms, they all have to be in
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: the fucking pocket of the cartel too.
• 49:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that was like that that first NELK video you remember.
• 49:19
  Speaker 7: Do you remember that the one where they like the
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: coke prank in Mexico. No, they like drive across the
• 49:24
  Speaker 7: border and they're like, we have a bunch of coke
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: in the in the trunk and then and it was
• 49:28
  Speaker 7: o cola and it was Coca Cola, and they like
• 49:31
  Speaker 7: it like was started out funny, and then they get
• 49:33
  Speaker 7: like pulled into like uh like interrogation room and then
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: like some like crazy shit happened. I forget I feel
• 49:39
  Speaker 7: exactly what happened. Something with like they they were trying
• 49:41
  Speaker 7: to get them to like pay them, like pay the government,
• 49:44
  Speaker 7: and then like some other should happened where like they
• 49:46
  Speaker 7: like eventually they like were like it's a joke like this,
• 49:48
  Speaker 7: du we don't actually have any coke. And then they
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: had them like get into the car with this like
• 49:54
  Speaker 7: this like military dude, and they'd started like driving to
• 49:56
  Speaker 7: like the middle of nowhere and they like got out
• 49:58
  Speaker 7: of the something weird, something crazy dude.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Well to that point they had like, hey.
• 50:02
  Speaker 7: They do like a thousand dollars something to like keep
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: their car.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, to that exact point. So I so the
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: entire weekend, like I'm experiencing how lawless Mexico is. Like
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: I'm watching guys go into fucking drug stores and buy
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: duffel bags full of viagra and oxy cotton and fucking
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: just selling weed open air, selling cocaine in the open air.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Nobody's stopping anybody. And so as I'm leaving today, I'm smoking.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I went outside the airport after I checked in and
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: like just smoked the very the tiniest joint of all time,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: you know how I like them, very small, very thin,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: very tiny joint. Smoked a joint outside the hotel in
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: the parking lot, like I've done every single hotel for
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: the last however many years, or out the hotel the
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: airport parking lot. And I walked back inside the airport
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: and fucking a guy walks up next to me and
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: he's like like what flight are you going on? And
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: he just was walking and I was like, Delta, I
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: don't know, and he just stayed walking with me, and
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: then he like talked in a little thing on his shoulder,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: and another guy came up and they were both playing
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: clothes and they're like they picked that. They showed me
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: the roads that I just smoked. They're like, were you
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: just smoking this outside? We're gonna go run this run
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: test on this, like we need you to go over
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: to this holding area or whatever over here. She's' and
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: the guy's like, it's gonna be like you speaking like
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: kind of like a little spanglish broken English, and he
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: was like, it's gonna be like three nights in jail
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: and a twenty five hundred three nights in Mexican jail.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: He kept saying, seventy two hours in Mexican jail and
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: a twenty five hundred dollars fine if they find out
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: that that's actually weed, and I was shitting myself and
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: then he eventually like turned it to twenty five hundred
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: dollars or like seventy two hours in Mexican jail, and
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: I was I was like being like, I think I'm
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: gonna have to just pay this guy, Like I think
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: that I'm actually just gonna have to pay pay twenty
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: five hundred dollars to get out of this so I
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: can just go home. And my first thought was like, dude,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: we have to record Son of a Boy it because
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: otherwise it would be kind of like a fun and
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: funny story.
• 51:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, to go to go to this probably not that
• 52:00
  Speaker 7: fun though a little bit. It'll be a little bit,
• 52:02
  Speaker 7: assuming Mexican jail is probably not that great, but just.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: It would be a little fun. It would just be
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: like three days, do anything for three days. You're not
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: gonna fuck you in the ass. That probably stab you
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: to death. They're not gonna fuck you in the ass.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: And you in the ass, I don't think they would
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: fuck you in the ass.
• 52:15
  Speaker 7: They would, But what happened? What happened?
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Uh? He basically just like he he like he like
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: fakely talked into his his thing and was like, you're
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: all your bags already through, like all right, like just
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: like go up, go upstairs, like a hundred, like nothing
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: at all happened.
• 52:32
  Speaker 7: So how did you so you got all your back?
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: Because you checked your I.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Checked all the bags in and then then I went
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: outside the smoke right before I went through security, and
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: these two dudes came up and like flanked me, walked
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: me through the air porsch took me. It was an
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: ambush and they were playing close. They were sucking undercovers. Bro,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: they were the fucking jake. Bro. That's fucking five. Oh.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: They took me over to a little corner, so.
• 52:51
  Speaker 7: They just let you go. Yeah, dude, they probably got
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: a hit out for you right now.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: They probably do. Or like the fact that my ship
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: was already through was what saved me. But I was like,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: they're gonna it was like I was sure at one
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: point that I was like, fucked well.
• 53:03
  Speaker 7: I mean, you would have just had to pay. Yeah,
• 53:06
  Speaker 7: you weren't gonna spend three nights in prison as a joke. Yeah,
• 53:10
  Speaker 7: I would have been funny for the first ten minutes
• 53:13
  Speaker 7: and then you're like, damn, I'm really here for seventy
• 53:14
  Speaker 7: two hours.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: This is way too much. Yeah, but what if.
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: I became like a fucking hardwood floor they came at
• 53:20
  Speaker 7: the concrete.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: What if I became like the kingpin in there?
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: Though?
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: What if like the cartel took me in and they're like,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: I like the cut of his fucking chip, Like.
• 53:29
  Speaker 7: What if I got to love your rap battles?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the scene in eight Mile where you're like
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: wrap battles at the lunch truck. Yeah, this guy's good. Yeah,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: the fucking gringo is good.
• 53:39
  Speaker 7: The movie Shot Collar Now, oh where you showed me this?
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I showed you.
• 53:44
  Speaker 8: It's like the guy gets in an accident on like
• 53:45
  Speaker 8: a double date with his uh wife and his best
• 53:48
  Speaker 8: friend couple, but he had like one and he gets
• 53:51
  Speaker 8: sent to a federal prison just becomes a Nazi. Oh
• 53:55
  Speaker 8: what oh yeah what?
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: It looks really good.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I guess if you're a situation like that,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: you got to try to make the best of it
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: and play the power structure game. I don't know. Yeah,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: what would you do if you were in.
• 54:06
  Speaker 7: Jail kill myself within an hour?
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah that would be tough, but you wouldn't even get
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: to reap the benefits of killing me.
• 54:16
  Speaker 7: It feels from smoking a joint.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: It was like he showed me like the and I
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: in the trash. I threw it in the trash too,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: like I.
• 54:25
  Speaker 7: They just had that roach, dude, they just had a
• 54:27
  Speaker 7: random roach.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: No, it was it was mine. It had my lipstick
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: on it, my st Yeah, I would know it anywhere.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: That's my calling card.
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: Looks press when he picks up the roach. Yeah, chokes,
• 54:41
  Speaker 7: it looks.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Pressed exactly the cards I mean, and they they were
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: probably also just like laughing their ass off at like
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: how scared I got, Like they probably were never gonna
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: probably it was like this much and fucking it was
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: gone and like it had already been smoked, like they
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: probably were just like making sure that I was actually
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: like a pussy American who was scared of what was
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: going on and not so like there's probably people actually
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: smuggling wait through their airport like they have actual fish
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: to fry.
• 55:09
  Speaker 7: That's crazy. So did you not like you like, does
• 55:12
  Speaker 7: no one smoke weed like that in Mexico?
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: No, they were selling it everywhere. They were selling it
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: in the bathrooms. I was at a club last night
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: on the dance floor just fucking like it was like
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Babylon and fucking uh the matrix. It was like a
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: fucking it's completely natural outdoor and everyone just like smoking outside.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Fucking people are just doing like little coke in the
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: fucking open air.
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: Just heard what happened to Donnie when he was in
• 55:36
  Speaker 7: Uh where was he Columbia?
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 55:38
  Speaker 7: Have you ever heard that story?
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Yes? That shit's crazy. Yeah, you just like coke off
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: someone and they.
• 55:42
  Speaker 7: Shot down and didn't even buy it. He like some
• 55:46
  Speaker 7: kid came up to him and tried to sell him coke,
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: and he like had coke on him or something, and
• 55:50
  Speaker 7: he like did or should we not tell the story? No, No,
• 55:52
  Speaker 7: I think he's told the story before. Yeah. He he
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: like had a little bit of coke on him and
• 55:58
  Speaker 7: he like did it, and I guess he had like
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: a like a coke in his nose. And this kid
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: came up to him and tried to sell him coke
• 56:03
  Speaker 7: and Donnie was like, no, I'm good, Like he was
• 56:05
  Speaker 7: in a club and He's like, no, I'm fine. And
• 56:07
  Speaker 7: then the kid was like, you have a coke booger,
• 56:09
  Speaker 7: and Donnie was like, no, I don't. And then the
• 56:12
  Speaker 7: kid was like, yeah, you do. And he was like,
• 56:14
  Speaker 7: you know, you have to give me five hundred dollars
• 56:15
  Speaker 7: or I'm gonna go get the police. And then Donnie
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: like so then Donnie's like, I'm not giving you any money.
• 56:21
  Speaker 7: And then the kid went and got the cops, and
• 56:22
  Speaker 7: then Donnie like swallowed the whole bag of coke or something,
• 56:26
  Speaker 7: and then and then they took him into the bathroom
• 56:28
  Speaker 7: and they made him get they made him get ass
• 56:30
  Speaker 7: naked in the bathroom and search him. What the fuck,
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: like completely naked, what the fuck and apparently the person
• 56:37
  Speaker 7: who like like told the cops like a straight up kid.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: That's so insane.
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: I know in Colombia that corruption shit is deep.
• 56:43
  Speaker 8: I thought you were going to say the time he
• 56:44
  Speaker 8: smoked myth by accident, I don't remember.
• 56:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he has a whole song about that.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, that's another word for a myth. And
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: they're always just talking about Yeah, that's fucking crazy that
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: they just all, what do.
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: You think if you lived just told that?
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I think he told us, right, yeah, yeah he did
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: tell that story.
• 56:59
  Speaker 7: I hope he didn't just expose him.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: He did it was he was doing coke in Columbia.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: That's like having like fucking croissant in France, Like that's
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: just what you do there.
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: That's facts.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: You never to fuck him, You're a bitch ass. I've
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: ever been to fucking France, bro we.
• 57:12
  Speaker 7: Actually and I did have a croissant there. The croissants
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: in France will suck. They're just coming a bag that's not.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Their croissants in France suck.
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: That's like the breakfast in France is like a is
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: like a plastic bag croissant.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: And it's probably the freshest, most light buttery. Thing you've
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: ever tasted in your fucking life, even like an old
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: ass croissant from early in the day is gonna be delicious.
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: I had a croissant when we were in when I
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: was in Nashville. Have I talked about this already or now?
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: When I was in Nashville, I was like hanging out
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: with my buddy.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't remember the croissant story.
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was hanging out with my buddy in Nashville
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: from home, and uh, he had like a test, which
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: buddy Matt oh, of course, Yeah, he had a text.
• 57:51
  Speaker 7: He had a test the next morning, so we had
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: to go home like early ish and study. So we
• 57:54
  Speaker 7: were only going to go out to dinner, but then
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: we ended up going out to a bar after, like
• 57:58
  Speaker 7: a die bar, and having a couple of drinks, and
• 58:01
  Speaker 7: then I got like a little drunk, like both of
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: us did, and then he was like, all I got
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: to go home, and I was like okay, And then
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: I went back to the hotel and I went to
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: the hotel bar by myself, and I just went on
• 58:10
  Speaker 7: my phone and.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Just had like three beers, which is nice.
• 58:12
  Speaker 7: It was fun.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: That's like a adult fun Yeah.
• 58:15
  Speaker 7: It was awesome because it was early still, it was
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: only ten o'clock. And then I was like, all, I'm
• 58:18
  Speaker 7: gonna go up to bed. And then I went and
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: I got I went to the little store and I
• 58:23
  Speaker 7: got myself a chocolate croissant and uh, and and talkies.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: I know, I was drunk. And then I went upstairs
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: and I had that free bro I didn't I did.
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: I forget to mention the other twelve that I had
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: before that. And then I went upstairs and I had
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: the I had the croissant, and then I had some
• 58:40
  Speaker 7: talkies and then I just projectile vomited. I be so hard.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: But I don't even think you can blame the croissant.
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: No, it's the talkies and the croissant combo.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a one to two punch from head.
• 58:51
  Speaker 7: It was like salt and pepper.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Which color of the throat was?
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: It was like, no, it was like vinegar and what
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: is it? What are the two things that don't.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Mix two Dickson water.
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: And vinegar or something, water and oil. I don't know
• 59:04
  Speaker 7: what it is. Yeah, yeah, and uh, dude, it was bad.
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: And then it was so bad that I like burnt
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: the top of my mouth from throwing up so hard.
• 59:11
  Speaker 7: Jesus Christ and I had like a sore throat for
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: like a week.
• 59:14
  Speaker 8: Alf.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: That's the worst when you just throw up, And it's
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: just I don't understand how some why some people get
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: like aesophageal problems.
• 59:21
  Speaker 7: Why people I never have had that before I got
• 59:23
  Speaker 7: from that.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when people get like the heartburning and everything like that,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: what is that genetic or is that lifestyle dictated or
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: a combination of both?
• 59:31
  Speaker 7: Combination of both. But I think it was just from
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: throwing like you can get it just from throwing up. Yeah,
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: that's a terrible feeling, dude. It was so bad and painful.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: That's how. Yeah, everybody that we were with on this trip,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: like at one point or another got like a little
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: bit sick like that.
• 59:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I think it's a combination of maybe the water, maybe
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: fish eating some random fish eat like a whole fucking fish,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that. Let's talk about me on
• 59:55
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• 59:57
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• 1:00:10
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• 1:00:13
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  Speaker 1: If you lived in Mexico, would you specifically the area
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  Speaker 1: that I went to to Loom to loom. Would you
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  Speaker 1: become part of the service industry. Would you get like
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  Speaker 1: and like work at a hotel or something like that
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  Speaker 1: in the lobby of a hotel, or at like a
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  Speaker 1: bar or a restaurant or something. Would you work in
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: the infrastructure building industry, maybe like a carpenter, working with
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: your hands, or would you join the cartel? And would
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: you be one of the guys in the bathroom who
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: is selling cocaine and pushing drugs on people because they're
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they have to work their asses off, but
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: they're going up to people. It's it's dead, honest work,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: and there cartel. And there's women who do that shit too.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you said that, because everybody I've asked that
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: too is like, Oh, I'd work in I would work
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: in the like I work in a cool bar. I'd
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: be like block heading in a cool bar, like no bro.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: I would want to get in with the cartel from
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: the fucking jump protected.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: As soon as you're in, you're a made man.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: I went to a beach club one day and there
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: was a guy who was so obviously cartel. He was
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: this fat fucking load just sitting there. You look like
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: you sas Here's this fat ass dude sitting like at
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: the lowest level of the club and he had a
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: fucking smoking girl next to him, and then just two
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: dudes wearing sunglasses, long pants, long khaki pants and long
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: sleeve shirts. They were the most obvious cartel Like they
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: were his muscle and he was just sitting there basically
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: getting fed grapes by this woman while people were while
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: they're playing like, Oh I need is Your Love? They
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: play that song every fucking place you go down there,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: and it's awesome.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 7: Sounds fun. But yeah, I definitely be a cartel guy.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 7: I would be the guy that would be sawing off
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: the heads and putting them on the turtles on the
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: what the turtles?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: What they do is that some narco shit.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: It's unbreaking bad. Really, Yeah, they saw off this dude's
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: head and they put it in a They put it
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: on top of a turtle.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: That's so sick.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: And then the turtles walking around with a man's head
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 7: on it. That's so sick.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Bro, the utmost respect to the cartel, except for when
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: they do the fentanyl shit. Bro, just cut out the
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: that's not cool. The car the fentanyl shit is not cool. Cartel, Bro,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: some you.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 7: Guys, maybe some babylax of or something instead.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sort your ship out and fucking stop killing American.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: Who they're putting fenyl on weed now.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: And it's the cartel that does it. Yeah, because they
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: just want to kill some of their their Uh.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 7: Why would you want to kill off your customers?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: It's the opponent. You do it to your like the
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: other cartel ship, and so their customers die.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 7: Oh smart, Yes, now I'm back on fentanyl. You want
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 7: me over, I'm back on it.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: But they must run the drug stores too. I'm trying
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: to pick up a fucking oxes. I bought a fucking
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: sleeve ox really, and I'm so.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: Scared to take dude, I would not take those.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Why I bought them literally at a drug store.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 7: You're gonna bring you brought them home? Yeah, you want
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 7: to try the suitcase right now?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: I got one.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: I don't want. No, I don't want that.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to give you one. I have one.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: I don't trust you to take.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 7: What are you doing with oxies?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: It sounds fun. I want to get an opioid habit
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: opio habit right, it sounds fun.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 7: Bro, you're about to be off this podering this pod
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 7: in the wrong direction.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: I bought fucking xanax.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: I bought wind Thrall. You know what? Do you know?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: What winn he is? The winter all is I do?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: What is it? I know what it is. It's that
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 7: theater in Boston.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: I used to play play four Knights. I sold out
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: the wind throw back to back. No, it's a steroid.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Every time I would go in, I know, I know
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: win is Yeah I did. Yeah, they would go in,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: they'd be like, you steroid, you need steroids. They like
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: basically body shave me into getting steroids. They're shooting shitting
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: down my throat. I was buying fucking.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 7: Mexican steroids are known to be bad for you.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: What do you mean they're just as good as American steroids,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: if not better. What are you talking about it or not?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: You don't think that they have drugs.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 7: Workaholics about Mexican steroids and the hospital.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's a fucking joke show.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 7: No, it's documentary.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: If they did a serious show about it, they'd be like, oh,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: you got jacked and you look hot as fuck at
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: every one of the bars. It's gonna explode the same
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: way they do gender equality.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: You're gonna take your oxyes to cool down the heart pain.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: I've heard that, like oxies aren't even like good like
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 7: my my buddy took them for Uh.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's actually I don't think I actually
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: got Oxyes, I don't think that's what it was. I'm
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: not even sure it was something that he just bought.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 7: A random pill.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: It says it on the fucking thing. It's like in medical.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: It's not like a fucking like just white bottle of pills.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 7: Jesus Christ. My buddy got prescribe boxes for anxiety, and yeah.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Huh, I don't think that's an anxiety medicine.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 7: My friend got prescribe boxy cotton for anxiety.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's how that works.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 7: I think he had a cool doctor. He got his
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 7: wisdom teeth out and he got oxy caught, and then
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 7: he took him and he like threw up.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I mean.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 7: I have fun taking him. You don't want to throw
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 7: out a fucking pill junkie. My buddy got some painkillers
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 7: from Mexico. But uh, he read the bottle back after
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 7: taking it and it was twenty four hour extended release.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: Oh what the fuck?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he woke up the next morning trying to study
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 8: for the l SAT couldn't read.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 7: I believe it sounds sick.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Twenty I didn't know they even had made extended release
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: painkillers I didn't either.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 7: Me did I do in Mexico? Though they do a Mexico.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: You gotta fucking get down in Mexico. Frat Rose red Bier.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: To go and get and just get a really into
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 7: pills for one episode of the podcast.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: For an episode, just really just very quickly for one
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: episode two Perkey's on.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 8: A zan or you ever see uh the guy? Have
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 8: you ever see the guy who drew a portrait on
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 8: each drug? Yes, yeah, we'll do a podcast episode on
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 8: each one.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: Yo.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: That would be incredible on viagra since the boys are
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: horny as fuck.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: Remember that Tim Dillon thing where he's talking about his
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: cousin who like wanted his dog on the on the
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 7: butt light. Yeah, it's like, what's next, We're gonna have
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 7: your cat on oxy?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, But why not? I mean they
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: it's it's basically legal down there and nobody has a
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: problem with it.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah. That they're all dying rapidly.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: No, they're driving dying from the cartel shooting them.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 7: Jesus Christ, dude. So it was it was dangerous where
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 7: you were, No, not at all sounds like it was.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: No, it was like the safest.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 7: Cartel people all over the place.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: And they're like making their money off of tourists. It's
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: bad for business. If it's dangerous down there. It's not
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: spooky at all. I promise. There's like white girls in
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: like sarongs, like going down listening to the kai say.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 7: That white girls are scarier than anyone else.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: That's actually facts. For some people, it probably is really scary.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: It's probably some people's hell yeah, all the white girls
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: down there, but there are.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 7: Anywhere that I have to take my shirt off sounds like.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Hell dude, and the dudes down there even.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 7: Look myself in the mirror when I take my shirt off.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Any we went to a day club down there and
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: the dudes were so chiseled and hot too. You would
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: have been so self conscious when I went to New
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Mexican Steroid.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 7: When I went to Tampa to visit my buddy, it
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 7: was like everyone there is just.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: A ten Tampa Yeah, Tampa Bay.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 7: Yes, dude, Tampa call like Tampa Bay. Holt It's like
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 7: anywhere where it's like.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Something that's for Colby and Zoe Way you yeah, dude,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: and everybody looks like za there. It's so fucking.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 7: Any college that you go to where it's like everywhere
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 7: it's like hot, dude, people are just walking around half
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: naked all the time.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 8: And I don't understand how people go to I do
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 8: think those schools are inherently fat phobic.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah they don't. They they don't accept any you're not
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 7: good looking.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: But also how to cause like when does it happen
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: for people that everybody is shredded? Because I got to
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: college and I was just like a fucking ninety eight pound,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: fucking weekly like skinny, bad bodied, and I go to
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: the gym for the first time and right away there's
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: due to our fucking.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 7: Shred the gym that I went to, everyone there was
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 7: like ridiculously jacked.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: And when does that happen for like ridiculous? Did they
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: do it before college?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 7: I think they must all do a cycle right before
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 7: college starts.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: But they're like shredded too, there's like jack people, shredded people.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Maybe I just really see the shredded people.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 7: I don't know. All I know is that like you go,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 7: like dude, you go to a school like that, you
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 7: go to a party and it's like the girls are
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 7: wearing like thongs and like bikinis or like tops and
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: like sneakers, yea, the dudes are just wearing like speedos
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 7: and everyone has like has like the most minimal amount
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 7: of clothing on.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: And you're describing to loom too, Like I.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 7: Couldn't go to a school like that. My pasty ass
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 7: stomach flailing around.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Your funny, your your funniness wouldn't play at all. No,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: she would wear off like fucking bad painter.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 7: To mister Purple the other week, and we were the
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 7: only dudes who weren't billionaires there. They don't care how
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 7: funny you are.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah at all.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 7: This dude owns Google.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't care what what kind of life life
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: pain that you?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 7: You're really funny. My friend here is Jeff bezos Son.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: He's a genius and super rich.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and he has a big dick and abs, so
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 7: good luck, good luck doing anything around. And he's also
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 7: a he's also a comedian on the side, and he's funny.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: He's funnier than you. He's exponentially funnier than you. Damn
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: that pisses me off. I used to. I mean that
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: shit gets me going even to like now in New York,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: I'd be like self conscious going out, being like I
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: don't have anything fucking interesting to bring to the table
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: in these fucking.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 7: No y like that, dude. People here suck.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: People do suck, but they are like in your face
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: about like how like much of an opinion they have, Like,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: I don't even have opinions on shit.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 7: I don't even think it's like that. I think you
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 7: just go places and people don't give you like the
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 7: time of day unless you're like wearing like a fucking
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 7: Gucci suit. But have you ever been at like a
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 7: table where I go to, Like if I go to
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 7: like Times Square or not Times Square, if I go
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 7: to Central Park on like a Sunday and go for
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 7: a walk and like sweatpants and a sweatshirt, people will
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 7: be like like pulling their kids to the side when
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 7: I walk by them. They don't look at him. Yeah,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 7: look away?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Is that is that man?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Is that homeless man? Okay?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's literally like you get out classed.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Don't feed him, and you can't not do it.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 7: And everybody you go out and everyone's just wearing leather
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 7: head to toe.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: They are high heels, are just wearing high heels, wearing
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: just wearing Rick Owens fucking eighteen thousand dollars shoes, yeah,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: just fucking you just never could. We gotta get some
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: rick Owens for the pod. And that's that brings up
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: our next sponsor, rick Owens. Yeah.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 7: Well you start doing free ads people and they started
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 7: like they get confused and they just have to start
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 7: sending us Stuff's big thank you to Nike for being
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 7: the presenting sponsor. Nike. They're like, they're like, who the
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 7: fuck's set this up?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: You ever see rick Owen?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 7: Just send them the fucking air Maxes.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: Look at this first, Look at this first outfit, This
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: first rick Owen outfit, right fire. This dude is wearing
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: a fucking diaper on his over his dicky.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 7: That's the pandemic. That's the pandemic. Turtleneck goes over the nose.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: He's wearing a long ass mask.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 7: I would actually be kind of convenient a reverse diaper
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 7: over his shirt with a mask attached to it. You
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 7: just pull it up.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Well, we need to get some fucking rick Owen. What
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: are you gonna do when you get an insane amount
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: of money?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 7: Nothing, nothing will change in my life, which I will
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 7: buy a house in Colorado on a mountain.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's fucking that's fucking stupid.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 7: Go there every weekend and ski in a Rocky Mountain
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 7: High Rocket Mountain High a Colorado.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: What about that song, rock Rocky Mountain Way. You ever
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: fuck with that one? Now? Span the last year Rocky
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: Mountain Way.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 7: Bro, Now that sounds like it sucks. I think my
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 7: song was better, John Driver, Little Johnny Bro.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Bro about to drop a fucking album about the fucking rockies. Bro,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Me and Benny the Butcher are about to fucking do
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: a crossover collab.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 7: You already did one. Bro listen to listen to at
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 7: the Bank.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: Bro, We're about to me and him. We're about to
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: get back in the studio and put out on a
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: fucking EP. It's gonna be like Run the Jewels, except
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: for I'm gonna be the black guy.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 7: Oh wow, interesting.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be fucking sick. It's gonna be fucking dope, dude.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: I'm I need to go home and geat some pizza.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what time is it or how long are how
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 7: long on Army? It's three forty seven maybe going hour
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 7: twenty four? Oh okay, cool? Where you get to end
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 7: it there?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 8: Then?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 7: All right, well thank you for listening.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: It's almost December.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, okay, so.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: That, Shane Gillis said, first, first couple of weeks of December. Oh,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: so we need to get his we need to see
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: what he's talking about.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's kind of He's in New York right now.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 7: He's doing a show at the Stand tonight tonight.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Bro, it's tomorrow, Today's tomorrow.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 7: Did a show at the Stand tonight? Well, what's the
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 7: free show they do every Monday?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 8: H Frantic?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 7: Frantic? Yeah, he's doing Frantic.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Have you boys been watching the stand up comedy?
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, a little bit here and there.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: Did you go to When was the last show you
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: went to?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 7: Tim Dillon at the Beacon?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Okay? Because I asked to be added to the fucking list.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're not gonna be.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: I asked to be part of the fucking the laugh posse.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: I want to fucking all week. I know I want to,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: and I just want to roll around New York with
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: the fucking boys.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 8: Good rooms, good rooms.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: I love a good room.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 7: There's a couple of hot rooms.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck bro.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 7: Oh actually I'm doing a show on Thursday.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: Come see the show, Come see come out to SASASAG show.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 7: Fortunately it's already sold out.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: Live stream. Can the people get a live stream. Are
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: you gonna be taking people's again?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 7: We don't. We don't do that. Like Chappelle, that Chappelle
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 7: ship where he went to that high school. I'm more
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 7: talented than all of them.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: I already slapped the out of a kid.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah he did, dude. He went to a high school
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 7: and then he did like a Q and A and
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 7: he went to like the art school, and he was like,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 7: he was like, no matter what you are, a painter,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 7: a singer, anything, it's like I'm better. He's like, I'm
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 7: better than all of you. He's like, eventually you'll catch
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 7: up to me, but right now, I'm better than all
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 7: of you.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: He's joking though, that's like a joke that you would make.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 7: No bros twisted No. Yeah, I mean there was some
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 7: ship that like he said that was funny.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he was joking and he's a comedian. He
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: was joking the whole time, and.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 7: People take ships out of pocket. What was the one
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 7: thing that, especially kid, something that was weird. So someone
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 7: came up and there like you're a bigot and uh
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 7: and what and uh, I don't I didn't like your
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 7: special Like I didn't like how you handled it. And
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 7: he was like one of the decisions that I make
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 7: every day. You couldn't handle any You couldn't handle one,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 7: couldn't make one.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 8: DESI, that's awesome.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that. And that probably not.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 7: Chappelle coming to your school though, and you're just like
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 7: going up there, You're like, I'm gonna call him a
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 7: fucking bigot. I'm gonna call him a fucking bigot. This
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 7: is gonna be and someone, dude, one of the parents
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 7: complain because he said the N word. It's like he's black,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 7: He's allowed to do that. That parent probably doesn't see color.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 7: No good, that's progressive. Events said the end were like
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 7: an a normal sentence.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, art school, Yeah, art school kids are tough, dude,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: It's just tough.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 7: Imagine Dave Chappelle coming to her high school and you're
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 7: just like throwing.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: Two okay throw.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 7: They need some better help.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: Those kids, they need some help, They need some type
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: of hell.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 7: They might they might even be out of league for
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 7: better help.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. Are these kids also probably have
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: like fucking eight thousand dollars a week therapists who are like,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: if it makes you feel like it, you should confrontation.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: If you feel better, if you would feel better calling
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: him a bigot to his face.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 7: You didn't have to do him out though, Like he
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 7: goes to uh, he goes back to his high school,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 7: and every they're just like shitting on him. I mean,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 7: I'm sure it was probably like two kids and the
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 7: rest were like pumped to see him.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it would bum me out.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 7: Who would not hit his high school? Yeah, I went
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 7: to hometown high school. But you also can't how I
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 7: feel like it would be bet if I went back, what.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: People would shoot on you? Yeah, because they'd be like
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: your age. Yeah, it'd be like doing this going to
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: the same drinking spots in the woods as you.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, pretty much you go.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: Did you drink in the woods over Thanksgiving?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 7: No? That actually is so weird that you say that.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 7: Guys asked me that, like the day I got hired,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 7: it was, it was the week I got hired, it was,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 7: or it was I guess it was a month. Then
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 7: I got hired June first, and I it was I
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 7: had him meeting with him after fourth of July or no, no,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 7: I had him meeting with him with fourth foot. So yeah,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 7: it was like my first meeting with him, and he
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 7: was like what are you doing do is you got
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 7: any plans for Fourth of July? You're gonna go drinking
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 7: the woods? And I was so confused, as like no,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 7: and he's like, oh, when I was a kid, we
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 7: used to just go drink in the woods. Yeah, same,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 7: we didn't do that.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 8: Go to Chris Herron says, it all starts with a
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 8: blunt and a solo cup in the woods.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah. And then next thing you know,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: you're in Mexico buying a duffle bag of oxycon.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, a fake oxy cotton. No, it wasn't pressed laxatives.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 7: He'll pressed oxies.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: I'll take your finest lacatives pressed into a more attractive
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: pill form.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 7: Damn baby laxatives. That's what they use.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Baby lax It is powder, not baby powder and laxatives,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: but baby lax it baby laxes.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 7: Because you don't die from storming baby laxatives.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: How do you know?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 7: Because that's what they do. Bro.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: They test it on babies in the industry. They make
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: little babies snort it. I heard they used to. They
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: tested on mice. They test tuberculosis medicine.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 8: Once would be hilarious on coke, Yeah, they would.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 7: It would be so funny. All right, Uh, thank you
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 7: guys for listening. Roone has to go home and eat
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 7: his pizza.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: You don't fucking don't look down at me.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 7: Rolin's gotta go. How many I was ready to go
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 7: for two hours, but I guess you gotta go home
• 1:19:49
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• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: Now I'm not gonna have Now, I'm not gonna have
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  Speaker 1: any pizza.
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• 1:20:00
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• 1:20:05
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• 1:20:09
  Speaker 7: Happy Honkah, Thank you. Peace