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Episode 20. Fun with Time Machines & Mr. Krabs vs. The Babadook (Feat. Luke of Talk Far Gaming) · High n' Dry Podcast

0:15
SPEAKER_01: I'm just I'm I'm all for Babadook now.
0:17
SPEAKER_03: I actually can't get anything out of my head besides him winning this fight now.
0:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
0:23
SPEAKER_01: Well now I'm really excited.
0:26
SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be good.
0:27
SPEAKER_01: This is gonna be good.
0:29
SPEAKER_03: Let's get the old Mr.
0:30
SPEAKER_03: Crab's ability list up.
0:37
SPEAKER_03: Classification crab.
0:41
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
0:42
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
0:44
SPEAKER_01: All right.
0:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I got a lot of shit to say.
0:48
SPEAKER_01: So hello everybody.
0:51
SPEAKER_01: Welcome to High and Dry.
0:52
SPEAKER_01: I'm Ryan Barron North, and you found the only show that takes place in my office.
0:56
SPEAKER_01: With us today, as always, James, our resident high philosopher.
1:01
SPEAKER_01: James, how's it going today?
1:02
SPEAKER_03: It's going okay.
1:03
SPEAKER_03: It's been uh one of those long weeks.
1:05
SPEAKER_03: I'm like tired, but I also was burned out.
1:09
SPEAKER_03: And then I took a and then I took a break, but I'm still tired.
1:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, I know how that is.
1:14
SPEAKER_03: I know how that is.
1:15
SPEAKER_03: So I'm really excited to uh smoke marijuana products and and talk about bullshit.
1:21
SPEAKER_01: No, that does sound like a good time.
1:23
SPEAKER_01: Also with us this week, a uh one of our favorite guests returning again.
1:28
SPEAKER_01: We have Luke from Talk Far Gaming.
1:30
SPEAKER_01: Luke, how's it going?
1:31
SPEAKER_03: It's good.
1:32
SPEAKER_03: Uh glad that we're kind of wrapping up the week.
1:34
SPEAKER_03: Been busy with work, but um excited to be on.
1:37
SPEAKER_03: Like I look forward to these, you know, at the end of my week.
1:40
SPEAKER_03: So when you guys have me on.
1:41
SPEAKER_03: So glad to be here.
1:43
SPEAKER_01: Definitely, definitely.
1:44
SPEAKER_01: And we uh me and James were watching your your debut show.
1:48
SPEAKER_01: You got good stuff going on, man.
1:49
SPEAKER_01: How is it?
1:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was.
1:51
SPEAKER_03: I mean, there was some audio, like obviously, like James James saw you guys saw the the little bit of like uh flus um bugs or whatever, but um overall I I liked it.
2:01
SPEAKER_03: I had fun, man.
2:02
SPEAKER_03: Got to play like some fun games.
2:03
SPEAKER_03: Like I thought the DC one was like a lot of fun.
2:06
SPEAKER_03: Um DC one was cool.
2:07
SPEAKER_03: At the end of the day, like yeah, um, and and we're kind of working out how we want like the flow of things to go.
2:13
SPEAKER_03: So that was you know just the start of it.
2:14
SPEAKER_03: It was a lot of fun um at the end of the day, and that's what we're looking looking to do with it.
2:19
SPEAKER_01: So yeah, well, I was using the uh the high and dry account, and you guys at one point in the stream were picking daisies, and I had called you a daisy picker, and then I get a message from Facebook saying, Hey, just to be safe, we're going to disallow you from commenting on this.
2:37
SPEAKER_03: They're like, They assume you were bullying us.
2:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I I thought that I was I died.
2:46
SPEAKER_01: Like, uh okay, cool.
2:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I I wasn't able to participate.
2:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I was like, okay, um, well, I guess they said said uh high and dry podcast is not allowed to participate in this one.
2:57
SPEAKER_03: Uh sit out, people follow.
2:59
SPEAKER_01: Well, then they also they took out all my other accounts too.
3:02
SPEAKER_03: No, I was really sidelined.
3:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I was sidelined.
3:07
SPEAKER_03: It was very that's so funny.
3:10
SPEAKER_03: For those of us who who did get to stay in, though, it was very fun being part of like the prototype, the like the first early stream, because then you could make suggestions.
3:20
SPEAKER_03: So if you want to be able to make suggestions that shape the future of talk far gaming, go go over there and check them out while they're live and be like, I like this or I don't like this.
3:29
SPEAKER_01: And under no circumstances should you call them daisy pickers.
3:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, don't do that.
3:37
SPEAKER_03: Little does Ryan know that I actually banned him.
3:39
SPEAKER_03: It wasn't Facebook, I did it.
3:41
SPEAKER_03: I just didn't want to tell him.
3:42
SPEAKER_03: I was like, call me a daisy picker, you're out of here.
3:46
SPEAKER_01: On our first show.
3:48
SPEAKER_01: All right, so well, thanks for joining us.
3:51
SPEAKER_01: Thanks for joining us, Luke.
3:52
SPEAKER_01: Thanks for joining us, James.
3:53
SPEAKER_01: So on High and Dry, this is how the show works.
3:55
SPEAKER_01: For those of you who are just joining us, um, in the beginning, we go over a moral dilemma and we end it in a fist fight.
4:02
SPEAKER_01: We got a fun fist fight for you guys today, but before we do that, we have a moral conundrum to go over.
4:07
SPEAKER_01: And before we do that, we have to get drunk and we have to get high.
4:13
SPEAKER_01: So that's right.
4:14
SPEAKER_01: So, James, as our uh high philosopher, what are you uh what are you doing today?
4:22
SPEAKER_03: So, as you brought up uh before we recorded this, uh earlier in the week I promised you that I would get crossfaded for the first time.
4:32
SPEAKER_03: Um so I have for my marijuana strain, I have Granddaddy Purple, uh, which is a great strain, really relaxing.
4:41
SPEAKER_03: I think I smoked it recently on here, but I have all this weed, and it's hard to keep straight.
4:47
SPEAKER_03: So I smoke Granddaddy Purple, and then I've got a mandarin, orange, and melon flavored IPA.
4:54
SPEAKER_03: I'm not a big IPA fan, but you have to get rid of these because they've been sitting in your fridge for a long time.
5:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
5:00
SPEAKER_01: I was making Shepherd's Pie and it required half a beer.
5:03
SPEAKER_01: Um, but Smith's only sells them in six packs.
5:06
SPEAKER_03: Hooray! Thanks, Kroger and affiliates.
5:10
SPEAKER_01: All right, all right.
5:11
SPEAKER_01: Um, so uh Luke, um guest high philosopher, what are you uh what are you smoking?
5:16
SPEAKER_03: Um I am gonna be using uh doing a you know kind of a famous train, OG Kush.
5:22
SPEAKER_03: So pretty OG known for its relaxing body high.
5:26
SPEAKER_03: Um, but yeah, that's what I'm rocking and rolling today.
5:29
SPEAKER_03: OG is a good one, very nice.
5:31
SPEAKER_03: Very nice.
5:32
SPEAKER_01: Uh so me, as the drunken philosopher on here, today I'm going to be drinking Deep Eddie Lemon.
5:39
SPEAKER_01: It's lemon-flavored vodka, and I absolutely love this stuff.
5:44
SPEAKER_01: Um, this is the first drink.
5:46
SPEAKER_01: This is the first drink on the podcast that I'm going to enjoy the hell out of this.
5:52
SPEAKER_03: Um, what do you like about it specifically?
5:56
SPEAKER_03: Well, so it tastes like lemon.
5:58
SPEAKER_03: Does it just taste like a lemon?
5:59
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
6:00
SPEAKER_01: It tastes it tastes like a lemon.
6:01
SPEAKER_03: Like true, like sour lemon.
6:02
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
6:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
6:03
SPEAKER_01: Um well, the only thing about so it it is, and you kind of forget it, it is 70 proof vodka.
6:10
SPEAKER_01: Um, and the other day I was on Netflix and I was watching Agent Samurai, a documentary that starts at Nobunaga and just goes down.
6:18
SPEAKER_01: Um, and I drank one, and then I'm like, ah, it tasted really good.
6:22
SPEAKER_01: So I drank two, and then three, not realizing that I'm essentially just shrinking straight vodka.
6:29
SPEAKER_01: And then before you know it, I'm sitting there and I'm like, yeah, nobunaga, you kill those innocent men, women, and children.
6:35
SPEAKER_01: You don't take shit.
6:37
SPEAKER_03: This is what strong hierarchies are for.
6:40
SPEAKER_01: Is I have another drink.
6:42
SPEAKER_01: Um, so I just lost my whole next day.
6:45
SPEAKER_01: Um, just on Deep Eddie Lemon.
6:48
SPEAKER_03: So this is gonna be a fucking uh a good one, is what you're saying.
6:51
SPEAKER_03: We're we're in for a good one, is what you're saying.
6:53
SPEAKER_01: That's what I am saying.
6:54
SPEAKER_01: Well, everybody get your shots ready.
6:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, let's jump right into it.
6:58
SPEAKER_01: This first one, it goes to some people here.
7:01
SPEAKER_01: Now, so Carl, I don't even have to say your last name anymore.
7:06
SPEAKER_01: Um, you never responded to us about Pathfinder.
7:11
SPEAKER_01: The uh the last time Luke was on, we we made an ultimatum.
7:15
SPEAKER_01: Did you get with us and you get an interview going?
7:17
SPEAKER_01: Or we're gonna tell the world where Pathfinder is.
7:20
SPEAKER_03: I sent him an email at carlurban.carline at person.com.com.
7:28
SPEAKER_01: Um we haven't heard anything, Carl.
7:30
SPEAKER_01: Um where do where can we find Pathfinder, Ryan?
7:36
SPEAKER_01: You can find Pathfinder right now.
7:38
SPEAKER_01: It is streaming on Hulu.
7:41
SPEAKER_03: You've made an enemy for life, Carl Urban.
7:44
SPEAKER_03: But also get in touch.
7:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
7:47
SPEAKER_01: And uh yeah, there's uh there's more movies out there, Carl.
7:50
SPEAKER_03: There's how can we be bad at Aomer?
7:55
SPEAKER_03: We can't be mad at mad at Aomer forever.
7:57
SPEAKER_01: No, but he wasn't always Billy the Butcher.
7:59
SPEAKER_01: So all right, so the first one to Carl Urban and Pathfinder, and to our guest, Luke.
8:06
SPEAKER_03: No, we can't.
8:08
SPEAKER_03: All right, cheers.
8:13
SPEAKER_03: Oh, like a fucking chimney over here.
8:15
SPEAKER_01: That was a lot.
8:17
SPEAKER_01: That was literally the first shot on high and dry that I enjoyed fairly.
8:27
SPEAKER_03: I have to say I've enjoyed every one of my hits on high and dry.
8:30
SPEAKER_03: Um, so I just want to put that out there and on the table.
8:33
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm happy for you.
8:35
SPEAKER_01: I really am.
8:36
SPEAKER_01: I really am.
8:38
SPEAKER_03: I like I like to sit here and just listen to you go, here, they hear that uh I'm drinking the hesitation every time.
8:49
SPEAKER_03: Uh some sort of grape uh rum.
8:53
SPEAKER_03: And that's what I'll be having this weekend.
8:55
SPEAKER_03: And it's just trash, it's terrible.
8:58
SPEAKER_03: Reticulous.
9:00
SPEAKER_01: Um, so our next shot, this one is actually going to go to Anchorage, Alaska.
9:07
SPEAKER_03: No shit.
9:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
9:09
SPEAKER_03: With someone listening in Anchorage, Alaska.
9:11
SPEAKER_01: We have someone listening in Anchorage, Alaska.
9:13
SPEAKER_03: Hi, Alaska.
9:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so hey Alaska, cheers to you.
9:18
SPEAKER_03: Man, I haven't crossfaded since like maybe like this December of 2019.
9:25
SPEAKER_03: Or no, it was probably my birthday in 2020 before the pandemic.
9:28
SPEAKER_03: We were all different people back then.
9:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know.
9:31
SPEAKER_03: It's so weird.
9:32
SPEAKER_03: I haven't drank alcohol like almost at all in all that in that entire year.
9:36
SPEAKER_01: Well, so for our third shot and our third hit, and our third shot and our third hit uh for James.
9:43
SPEAKER_01: Um Luke, you have a toast?
9:46
SPEAKER_03: I I I have a toast.
9:47
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna toast to the uh Minnesota Vikings and for them never actually um giving me any sort of hope of a championship, but always getting me close.
9:59
SPEAKER_03: Um similar to a lot of uh Friday nights out.
10:02
SPEAKER_01: So um the Minnesota Vikings are the edging championship.
10:09
SPEAKER_03: And and congratulations on also not raiding and pillaging Wisconsin.
10:14
SPEAKER_03: Cheers.
10:15
SPEAKER_03: Cheers to that.
10:18
SPEAKER_03: They're Vikings, they could be doing that.
10:20
SPEAKER_01: They could be, but they're not, and they choose not to.
10:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
10:25
SPEAKER_01: They're too busy losing.
10:30
SPEAKER_03: That is what they're too busy doing.
10:35
SPEAKER_03: And it's funny, people, every time every because I I live in Florida and they're like, Who do you like?
10:39
SPEAKER_03: The Vikings?
10:40
SPEAKER_03: Why?
10:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I asked myself the same fucking question.
10:43
SPEAKER_03: I I don't know.
10:44
SPEAKER_03: I should have just jumped on the Brady train, but here I am.
10:48
SPEAKER_01: Hey, like him or hate him, he uh he gives his fans what they want, uh you know, and championships.
10:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you want to win a Super Bowl?
10:57
SPEAKER_03: You get a Super Bowl, you get a Super Bowl.
10:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I mean he keeps getting older and older, and everyone's like, Are you gonna call it a day?
11:04
SPEAKER_03: And when I when I stop winning championships, maybe.
11:07
SPEAKER_01: When you stop paying me this money, they're like, no.
11:11
SPEAKER_01: Um, so anyway, it's time to transition now into our moral dilemma.
11:18
SPEAKER_01: And so this week we're actually we're gonna do kind of a different flavored one, um, because our on the various podcast websites, our podcast is described as that 3 3 a.m.
11:28
SPEAKER_01: chat.
11:29
SPEAKER_01: So that gives us a really wide sort of thing we could look at.
11:32
SPEAKER_01: Um, and the last episodes, they've been so goddamn depressing with what we're talking about.
11:38
SPEAKER_01: So we're gonna go in a sort of different direction.
11:41
SPEAKER_01: Wow, when you are you saying that when we stop and think about things, it's depressing.
11:46
SPEAKER_01: And this will probably go there too.
11:48
SPEAKER_01: Cool.
11:49
SPEAKER_01: Um, despite our best efforts.
11:51
SPEAKER_01: Um, I tried to um you'll see.
11:56
SPEAKER_01: So anyway, our question this week should be a fun one.
12:01
SPEAKER_01: It's not gonna be.
12:02
SPEAKER_01: It's not gonna be.
12:03
SPEAKER_01: Got it.
12:03
SPEAKER_01: Um the question I have for you guys if you um could live life in any historical era, which era would you choose?
12:14
SPEAKER_03: Oh god.
12:15
SPEAKER_03: This is gonna be super depressing.
12:18
SPEAKER_01: Guests first.
12:19
SPEAKER_01: Luke, if you could live in any historical era, era, what'll it be?
12:24
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so I've I've thought about this multiple times um in multiple points of my life.
12:31
SPEAKER_03: Um, and as you said, it's kind of that 3 a.m.
12:33
SPEAKER_03: style thinking.
12:35
SPEAKER_03: So um, but with that being said, I honestly, as crazy as it sounds, would want to live through the end of World War II and those that probably decade of um post-World War II to just experience what it was like.
12:54
SPEAKER_03: Like, that is such an abnormal thing to experience.
12:58
SPEAKER_03: Like, we talk about this pandemic and what we're experiencing, but fuck that.
13:03
SPEAKER_03: That's nothing.
13:04
SPEAKER_03: World War II, they you know, they live experienced a country dr receive two nuclear bombs.
13:11
SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm sorry, if a nuclear bomb was going off right now, the world would lose their fucking minds.
13:18
SPEAKER_03: Like, I couldn't even pick it would be like tenfold what's happening now.
13:22
SPEAKER_03: So I I that's uh it's something I've thought a lot about.
13:26
SPEAKER_03: So you know that that's definitely I think what I'd want to do.
13:29
SPEAKER_01: That's super interesting.
13:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's very interesting.
13:31
SPEAKER_01: That's very interesting.
13:32
SPEAKER_01: Like, because at first I'm like, you just like you want to experience the party when everyone came home and they they were kissing strangers and shit.
13:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, yeah, that's that's such an such an interesting thought.
13:43
SPEAKER_03: They didn't have like live news.
13:45
SPEAKER_03: You know, it's it's hard to remember because we did grow up at a time when the internet as we know it, uh as a form of media transmission, a global media transmission, did not exist.
13:58
SPEAKER_03: But it's hard for me to remember that time.
14:00
SPEAKER_03: As as long as I have interacted with media in like a meaningful way, it has been with the internet at my fingertips.
14:08
SPEAKER_03: And to think about, you know, people probably couldn't understand the scope of what happened with that nuclear weapon.
14:14
SPEAKER_03: No, they probably could not understand just because they did not have as much access to information.
14:19
SPEAKER_03: It would be it would be amazing.
14:21
SPEAKER_03: I agree with Luke, it would be amazing to go back to that time with our current information and be like, I wonder what the fuck people are doing.
14:29
SPEAKER_01: So it it's I mean, it's a weird flex, but all right.
14:33
SPEAKER_01: Um doesn't come up a lot, but I'm literally a chemical, biological, radiological, and nuclear expert for the Air Force.
14:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
14:45
SPEAKER_01: Um, and I I literally teach airmen um how to like what this stuff can do to you and how to survive it.
14:54
SPEAKER_01: And um and when I'm teaching these classes, and anyone who is in like the same career field as I am, um, when we're talking, at least in the in the modern warfare world, if these things start dropping, you know, we we teach the class like, all right, so you're gonna have to get ready and you're gonna find two feet of concrete and you're gonna hide for seven days.
15:16
SPEAKER_01: Um, all of us who study this and are aware of what's going on, it's like it's game over.
15:21
SPEAKER_01: We're done playing.
15:22
SPEAKER_01: That you're gonna find you're gonna cut out a Camaro, you're gonna put on a bunch of leather, and if you survive, you're gonna go live in Mad Max world.
15:30
SPEAKER_01: That's it, man.
15:30
SPEAKER_01: It's game over.
15:32
SPEAKER_01: Um the the only reason it it didn't become more than that, uh, you know, in you know, Hiroshima and Nagasaki is because we only had those guys and no one else had them.
15:44
SPEAKER_01: Now it's a it's a whole different world.
15:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
15:47
SPEAKER_01: Well, um, so moving on to the next part.
15:50
SPEAKER_01: So, James, any um period in history that you want to live through, which one are you going with?
15:57
SPEAKER_01: Well, as a white man, you've got the pick of the litter.
16:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, I can go anytime.
16:04
SPEAKER_03: I can go any time, and people will be like, oh yeah, you're a white man.
16:08
SPEAKER_03: Enjoy anytime.
16:10
SPEAKER_03: And I can be like, all right, yeah, I'm totally some person who doesn't even speak your language.
16:13
SPEAKER_03: I think I'll be okay generally.
16:15
SPEAKER_03: I mean, as long as you stay in the West, I suppose, yeah.
16:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:20
SPEAKER_03: But I could I could go to a time and not immediately be subjugated.
16:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
16:26
SPEAKER_01: Which is pretty cool.
16:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, I I guess like historically, you know, if you decided that I want to live through, you know, because I was just dealing with Nobunaga, um, you know, when I was wasted out of my mind, um, I don't know what Nobunaga would do with you.
16:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know either.
16:44
SPEAKER_03: I would I would probably have to prove myself to him, but as like a but as like a six foot two, um, like I'm a six foot two like blonde man.
16:53
SPEAKER_01: No, he wouldn't know what to do with that.
16:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think I think I would be very confusing to Nobunaga.
16:58
SPEAKER_01: And well, if in Nobunaga's case, I think confusion leads to you getting stabbed.
17:04
SPEAKER_03: Probably.
17:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, if you're so Nobunaga does not deal with stupidity for sure.
17:09
SPEAKER_03: He if you're if you're acting dumb, he's cutting it.
17:12
SPEAKER_03: He's trying to unify Japan.
17:14
SPEAKER_03: Uh so there's a lot of places in the world where I would die just as not being someone who belongs there.
17:21
SPEAKER_03: But if I go to a society of people that look like me, it's like I gotta I get a fairly good.
17:25
SPEAKER_01: Well, so in this question, you know, we're assuming that you get to live your life.
17:30
SPEAKER_03: You know, I would like to go to I guess the Renaissance, maybe, would be really cool.
17:38
SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
17:38
SPEAKER_03: Why is that?
17:39
SPEAKER_03: Like Renaissance Italy.
17:40
SPEAKER_03: Um because that was like the birth of uh that was like the birth of art as a fundamental part of society that makes society like healthy, like worth a damn is like patronage of the arts is what happened in the Renaissance, and they were like, all right, we're gonna make we're gonna fill the world with art and like as a way to try to connect to humanity and and that was the first time people had done that.
18:12
SPEAKER_03: And uh well, maybe not the first time, maybe like ancient Rome, but but I'd like to go to a place where um it wasn't ancient Rome.
18:22
SPEAKER_03: And no, and and it it's also just a very big turning point.
18:26
SPEAKER_03: That's like a very pivotal time, like like you said, or like it's not the first time, but first time it's r really being pushed.
18:34
SPEAKER_03: Like, you know, that I you know, I would even go as far to say, you know, people, you know, there were gestures and things like that that were very flamboyant, and things like that weren't even before the Renaissance period, like that was more out shamed and outcasted.
18:47
SPEAKER_03: So um it's a big turning point for sure.
18:50
SPEAKER_01: Definitely.
18:51
SPEAKER_01: Um, and then and it drives me insane um that in this current um late capitalist world we're in, um it it's it it's strictly looked at as a all right, so how is this making money?
19:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know, we don't we don't um you we don't appreciate it anymore unless it's it's creating some sort of capitalistic value.
19:13
SPEAKER_01: Um, you know, we and like if you get an art degree, the joke is that you just fucking wasted your time as long as as well as sixty thousand dollars.
19:22
SPEAKER_01: That's a shame.
19:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, it's a terrible shame.
19:24
SPEAKER_01: Um and it was uh Martin Scresese, I was reading an article from him recently where he was just kind of commenting on like the Marvel and Star Wars sort of movie world, and he's just like, we don't value anything besides these things that are made specifically, like it's a science movie.
19:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's no flavor to it, it's not asking any questions about humanity, it's strictly designed based off of a money-making model.
19:54
SPEAKER_01: Money-making model.
19:55
SPEAKER_01: Um, and that's what we've become, and that's what art is now.
19:58
SPEAKER_03: Sometimes I I think that I actually read that article as well.
20:02
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, and I yeah, and I felt that he was being a little bit elitist.
20:05
SPEAKER_03: Oh, of course.
20:06
SPEAKER_03: He was he was being a little bit elitist about defining what cinema is.
20:09
SPEAKER_03: Like, yeah, I understand you're Martin Scorsese, but also you've written a couple really shitty movies that had some really horrible shit in it.
20:16
SPEAKER_01: And you got to be Martin Scorsese in a time period where that could actually flourish.
20:21
SPEAKER_01: Martin Scorsese, if he was trying to do taxi now, yeah, it wouldn't fucking work.
20:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:26
SPEAKER_01: Um, so yeah, definitely.
20:27
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, that no way.
20:28
SPEAKER_03: He and he definitely is someone who um is talented, but you know, pushes the envelope at times, you know, especially back in the day.
20:37
SPEAKER_03: It was more accepted, but you know, like you said, that you know, now he he wouldn't be able to put his nose so high now, I think, if he he was, you know, 20 years behind the curve that do he certainly thinks a lot of himself that he can do that though, which I didn't like about that article.
20:52
SPEAKER_03: Agreed.
20:52
SPEAKER_03: Agreed.
20:53
SPEAKER_01: But um, I I definitely agree.
20:54
SPEAKER_03: Um but yeah, I do get with that, I do get with that that point with with the but I get what your point was from that article, Ryan, of just the fact that um art has become more about the money in the art than the beauty of art.
21:08
SPEAKER_03: You know, and at the end of the day, art is meant to be be just beautiful and exactly it's meant to be consumed to see for the soul.
21:17
SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, art art tells us about ourselves and it makes a statement about what we want to say to the universe in regard to ourselves.
21:24
SPEAKER_01: And reading that article, I'm like, Scorsese, you're a dick, but like I I also agree in some dicks can have good points too.
21:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, dicks.
21:31
SPEAKER_01: I mean, uh a broken clock is right twice a day.
21:34
SPEAKER_01: Right.
21:34
SPEAKER_03: Um broken dick, sometimes hard.
21:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, and we're sitting here in my uh apartment office criticizing Scorsese.
21:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like we're like we know what the fuck we're talking about.
21:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
21:47
SPEAKER_03: So so now enemies of the podcast are the Scarsguards and Martin Scorsese.
21:53
SPEAKER_01: And Carl Urban dependent on how he took that first toast.
22:01
SPEAKER_01: Um well, so for my my point on it, so now and here's the thing about that question, and I'm about to take this in a very high and dry way um is that the time periods that we hear about and that we want to live through.
22:15
SPEAKER_01: The reality and then the actual the like and the you know the legend that we've created about it are two different fucking things.
22:23
SPEAKER_01: Um, you know, like you I mean, I'd like to go live in the wild west and get in the duel, and then I'm gonna die of syphilis.
22:32
SPEAKER_03: Um, you know, you would die of syphilis incredibly quickly.
22:36
SPEAKER_01: Like two minutes in.
22:38
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, I have syphilis already.
22:42
SPEAKER_03: I need to get who's got some penicillin.
22:45
SPEAKER_03: No, they sure they shoot mercury into your dick.
22:48
SPEAKER_03: Just so you know, that's your cure.
22:50
SPEAKER_03: You're like, Doc, I'm gonna have to stop you right there.
22:53
SPEAKER_01: This ain't gonna work.
22:54
SPEAKER_03: It'll be death for me on this.
22:56
SPEAKER_03: Guess what?
22:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm gonna die of syphilis, I guess.
22:58
SPEAKER_01: Um, so but the time period that I would go with is I would fling myself into the far future.
23:07
SPEAKER_03: You said the past.
23:08
SPEAKER_03: I would have chosen the future too.
23:09
SPEAKER_03: You don't get to say the future.
23:11
SPEAKER_03: You said in the past.
23:12
SPEAKER_01: Fine.
23:14
SPEAKER_01: Um, but like if all of a sudden some dude came down, he's like, yo, I got a machine anywhere you want, and I'd be like, future.
23:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, future, for sure.
23:20
SPEAKER_01: Just like let's flip to the end of this script.
23:21
SPEAKER_01: I want to know what happens.
23:23
SPEAKER_03: Um, are you are you asking me if I'm an idiot?
23:25
SPEAKER_03: Because of course I'm not gonna go to the past.
23:27
SPEAKER_03: The past sucks.
23:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the past sucks.
23:30
SPEAKER_01: Um, so but if I had to pick any of the times, um, and assuming I get to live in the fantasy version of it, where I also have a obscene amount of uh personal freedom where I could live in it the way I want to.
23:45
SPEAKER_01: The hierarchy doesn't affect you at all.
23:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, um, I'm gonna go with um I'm gonna go with the the post-unification age of samurai Japan, where I get to be like a warrior artist.
23:56
SPEAKER_01: Or perfect.
23:58
SPEAKER_01: Or I'm gonna go uh kill dying nobody.
24:03
SPEAKER_01: Well, no, he's been dead for a while.
24:04
SPEAKER_03: He's been dead for a while, that's good.
24:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's been dead for a little while.
24:07
SPEAKER_01: Um or I'm gonna go with There were no dragons in the medieval age.
24:13
SPEAKER_03: We don't know that for sure.
24:14
SPEAKER_03: We weren't there.
24:15
SPEAKER_01: That's true.
24:18
SPEAKER_03: You gotta go up.
24:20
SPEAKER_03: Maybe the medieval age it is.
24:22
SPEAKER_03: Go check it out.
24:23
SPEAKER_03: Let us know if there's dragons.
24:25
SPEAKER_03: Write it down, be like, no, there weren't any dragons.
24:29
SPEAKER_03: I I I lived a whole lifetime looking around, there just weren't any dragons.
24:33
SPEAKER_01: You know, my the worst, the biggest hang up I have about going anywhere in the past is I know how little everyone showered.
24:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's fucking terrible.
24:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, and I'm gonna find the love of my life like 200 years in the past, and like you haven't brushed your teeth in ever.
24:49
SPEAKER_01: Fucking ever.
24:50
SPEAKER_01: Um you don't have teeth.
24:54
SPEAKER_01: You don't even have.
24:56
SPEAKER_03: We're the same age.
24:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
24:59
SPEAKER_01: Fuck.
25:01
SPEAKER_01: The past sucks.
25:02
SPEAKER_01: The past sucks.
25:03
SPEAKER_01: I'd like to go to the future, or or no.
25:06
SPEAKER_01: I would like to get to live the 90s as an adult man.
25:13
SPEAKER_03: Well, you're just see, that's that's not great.
25:17
SPEAKER_03: As a white adult man in the 90s.
25:20
SPEAKER_03: Surely nothing bad will happen.
25:23
SPEAKER_01: But like, I would like to go through that like third wave ska and punk thing, and you know, get to like actually because I was a kid, you know, I didn't get to enjoy the offspring and nirvana and you know, all that kind of stuff.
25:37
SPEAKER_01: I'd like to enjoy it as someone who's over 21.
25:42
SPEAKER_03: You would have to like dumb yourself down, though.
25:45
SPEAKER_03: You'd have to be like, all right, I'm not gonna remember anything about about how all of this turns out and why why everyone chose to not enjoy this anymore.
25:53
SPEAKER_01: No, I'm strictly going back there for hedonism.
26:01
SPEAKER_01: Um I mean, or I guess I'd go back to the 80s and start getting a little Coke, just do Coke all the time.
26:08
SPEAKER_01: No, I mean like I'd start making some radical preventative changes.
26:13
SPEAKER_01: But that's all I can think of.
26:15
SPEAKER_03: You made a good point.
26:16
SPEAKER_03: I think that would uh the Wild West would be a super cool one for me too, because I've always like just loved like gunslinging cowboys type stuff.
26:23
SPEAKER_03: But like you said, the fictionalized version.
26:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
26:27
SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm saying.
26:28
SPEAKER_03: You know, I like to joke about me riding a cow, you know, being Wyatt Earp and being a fucking peacemaker.
26:33
SPEAKER_03: Let's be honest, I'm gonna be the guy that's shaving shaving beards in the fucking barber shop.
26:39
SPEAKER_03: Like I'm gonna get shot through the window because the cool cowboys are fighting outside.
26:44
SPEAKER_03: But but they always show.
26:46
SPEAKER_03: Think of it, think of any western movie you've ever seen.
26:50
SPEAKER_03: Someone's always taking a bath.
26:53
SPEAKER_03: Every single movie, they're always they always have a scene where they're in the fucking when they're in that old timey tub with their fucking arms and legs out.
27:01
SPEAKER_03: Every Western has a tub scene.
27:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, even even Shanghai Noon had a fucking tub scene.
27:10
SPEAKER_03: It's a fucking trope.
27:12
SPEAKER_03: Everyone's always bathing in the Wild West, apparently.
27:15
SPEAKER_01: Apparently.
27:16
SPEAKER_01: But let's be honest, the three of us would go back to the Wild West, our dick would start rotting and it would make our mind go green.
27:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, make us very violent, make us increasingly violent on these fringes of society.
27:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and we have revolvers on our sides.
27:31
SPEAKER_03: Good.
27:31
SPEAKER_01: It was a good time.
27:32
SPEAKER_01: It was a good time for everyone.
27:36
SPEAKER_01: My dick's making me go insane.
27:37
SPEAKER_01: Let me pull out my gun.
27:42
SPEAKER_03: I got the dick gun craze.
27:43
SPEAKER_03: What are you gonna do about it?
27:46
SPEAKER_03: Don't make me mad at a poker game.
27:49
SPEAKER_03: My dick will kill you.
27:52
SPEAKER_01: So uh all right, so folks at home, there you have it.
27:56
SPEAKER_01: Um the high and dry crew dies face down in the wild west.
28:03
SPEAKER_01: Half from dick poisoning and half from revolver shots.
28:07
SPEAKER_03: Honestly, that would happen to us.
28:08
SPEAKER_03: I mean, not the revolver shots, dead, dead in the dirt.
28:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we'd be dead.
28:12
SPEAKER_03: But because of a maybe from a penis disease, maybe from someone attacking us at any point in history.
28:18
SPEAKER_03: It doesn't matter where we go, it's a forever threat, apparently.
28:22
SPEAKER_01: Definitely.
28:22
SPEAKER_01: No, Luke's gonna get dysentery and fall over.
28:25
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna get a splinter and it's gonna get infected.
28:30
SPEAKER_01: Nobanaka's gonna stab James.
28:39
SPEAKER_03: Death for us three.
28:40
SPEAKER_03: That's all that it's that's all it's waiting for us there.
28:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no matter what we pick, we're going to die.
28:45
SPEAKER_01: Um, so um so man, the past fucking sucks.
28:50
SPEAKER_01: Uh so it's time now to move into our fist fight.
28:54
SPEAKER_01: And before we do that, it's time to get just a little more drunk and a little more high.
28:59
SPEAKER_01: Let's hell yeah.
29:00
SPEAKER_01: Um, so uh James.
29:02
SPEAKER_01: I've been drinking this beer this whole time, really fucked up.
29:04
SPEAKER_01: I've been super jealous.
29:05
SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to just kill this bottle.
29:07
SPEAKER_01: I tell you what.
29:08
SPEAKER_01: What's it to, James?
29:09
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, I forgot I do this toast.
29:11
SPEAKER_03: Uh, so it's to our contestants today.
29:16
SPEAKER_03: Today we've got one that honestly, I'll be honest with everyone.
29:19
SPEAKER_03: I think this one's stupid, but we're doing it, and I'm gonna we're I'm gonna I'm I'm sure my opinion will change.
29:25
SPEAKER_03: Um, we've got Mr.
29:27
SPEAKER_03: Krabs versus the Baba Duke.
29:31
SPEAKER_03: The fucking the hat guy.
29:33
SPEAKER_03: His his natural enemy.
29:36
SPEAKER_03: You know how they encountered.
29:37
SPEAKER_03: Anybody.
29:41
SPEAKER_01: They don't usually show those episodes, but Mr.
29:44
SPEAKER_01: Krabs is chased down by the Baba Duke on a weekly basis.
29:47
SPEAKER_03: So it happened it always happens in a little boy's room on a submarine.
29:51
SPEAKER_03: That's how they get that's how they make those two environments collide.
29:55
SPEAKER_01: Well, here's to the Baba Duck and Mr.
29:56
SPEAKER_01: Krabs.
29:57
SPEAKER_01: Cheers.
29:57
SPEAKER_01: Cheers.
29:58
SPEAKER_02: Cheers to that.
30:03
SPEAKER_01: Oh, hell yeah.
30:05
SPEAKER_03: God damn, that is good.
30:07
SPEAKER_03: Oh man.
30:08
SPEAKER_03: Stupid matchups are always the best.
30:09
SPEAKER_03: Let's do this.
30:10
SPEAKER_03: Um I'm having one.
30:11
SPEAKER_03: No, no, don't have it.
30:12
SPEAKER_03: No, save it.
30:13
SPEAKER_03: Save it.
30:13
SPEAKER_03: We have to have a coherent conversation.
30:16
SPEAKER_03: Fine.
30:18
SPEAKER_03: Just look at it, keep keep an eye on it.
30:23
SPEAKER_01: All right.
30:23
SPEAKER_01: All right, so here's how we do it on high and dry.
30:26
SPEAKER_01: In high and dry, this is a three-round process.
30:30
SPEAKER_01: Real salty about this shot sitting here.
30:33
SPEAKER_03: Don't let it fuel you for the fight.
30:36
SPEAKER_03: Use that fighting spirit moving forward.
30:38
SPEAKER_01: Round one, um, as James gets to drink more, um, we have Mr.
30:43
SPEAKER_01: Krabs and the Bobaduks step into a fight club style ring where all they have is what is inherently involved with them.
30:51
SPEAKER_01: They they've taken off their shirts, their shoes, their belts, and they're getting ready to duke it out while the high and dry crew looks on from on high, maybe with Carl Erman.
31:01
SPEAKER_01: He's now in the, you know, we'll see how it goes.
31:04
SPEAKER_03: We're on we're we're on the rocks with Carl right now.
31:07
SPEAKER_01: Um, and we just watch these characters beat each other to death.
31:11
SPEAKER_01: Round two comes and we zoom out into the city view where these characters have received a manila envelope under their apartment doors in a situation that's likely to involve both of them.
31:22
SPEAKER_01: They now know that they have to kill each other and they have time and resources to do it.
31:26
SPEAKER_01: Round three works very much the same, except this time they get to bring a friend.
31:31
SPEAKER_01: So let's get it on.
31:32
SPEAKER_01: Round one, the two characters have just stepped into the ring.
31:35
SPEAKER_01: They're getting ready to beat the fuck out of each other, fight club style.
31:38
SPEAKER_01: Luke guests first, who's gonna win?
31:41
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
31:42
SPEAKER_03: So, in all honesty, uh, from my knowledge of the Babadook, he's not he's not a physical fighter.
31:48
SPEAKER_03: He he's kind of attacks mentally almost.
31:50
SPEAKER_03: That that's more his style.
31:51
SPEAKER_03: So I think you know, Eugene Krabs takes uh uh a lead right away.
31:57
SPEAKER_03: Now, I think you Mr.
31:59
SPEAKER_03: Krabs also has uh wacky cartoon abilities, so you know his his uh damage take is pretty high.
32:07
SPEAKER_03: I think he can, you know, um he there's been episodes of SpongeBob where he stretches his arms and does things like that.
32:13
SPEAKER_03: And he also has big meaty claws.
32:17
SPEAKER_03: So that does play a big factor into his punches on the Babadook.
32:24
SPEAKER_03: So I think in my first like opinion, I want to hear your guys' information on the Babadook a bit more, but first opinion, I think Mr.
32:31
SPEAKER_03: Krabs has the advantage and might take it for the first time.
32:34
SPEAKER_01: Interesting, interesting.
32:35
SPEAKER_01: James, your thoughts.
32:37
SPEAKER_03: So the only thing I can think about after Luke talked about Mr.
32:40
SPEAKER_03: Krabs' meaty claws is like I know he's a sentient animal, but I bet he would be fucking delicious.
32:48
SPEAKER_03: I bet he would be I bet Mr.
32:50
SPEAKER_03: Krabs would be so good.
32:51
SPEAKER_03: His claws like are gigantic in proportion to his body.
32:54
SPEAKER_01: Well, his daughter is uh she's she's a whale, and he weighs in like very similar in size to her.
33:01
SPEAKER_01: He's he's a fucking huge crab.
33:03
SPEAKER_03: He is, he is a huge crab.
33:05
SPEAKER_03: He's a crab.
33:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's a king crab at least.
33:09
SPEAKER_03: He's a gigantic crab.
33:11
SPEAKER_03: Is um so oh man, I'm so fucking hungry.
33:23
SPEAKER_01: I'm not taking this out.
33:28
SPEAKER_03: So I like what Luke said about um about Babadook.
33:33
SPEAKER_03: This may be the first time that a mentally focused opponent may have an advantage in the first round because we've always said that this first environment is like a fucking shadowy basement.
33:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's like a shadowy basement.
33:50
SPEAKER_03: Well, that's interesting.
33:51
SPEAKER_03: And uh the Babaduke like fucking he always comes out of shadows, like he he melts into shadows and then uses shadows to like attack his opponent's minds.
34:04
SPEAKER_03: That's like what the Babaduke does.
34:07
SPEAKER_03: And we've always said this is a very dingy, shadowy basement with like one light hanging over the the fuck the fighters.
34:14
SPEAKER_03: Um, so I think it's really it it's like Babaduke's natural environment is is is the environment we're having them fight in, is like a room with nothing in it but shadows, and Babaduke's like, that's my fucking world, man.
34:29
SPEAKER_01: You've stepped into the wrong fucking basement.
34:32
SPEAKER_01: All right.
34:33
SPEAKER_03: Well, that's that's also to that point, you know, you guys told me before that the Babaduke kind of, you know, his his thing is he attacks like people's voids.
34:42
SPEAKER_03: If you know they might have a void.
34:43
SPEAKER_03: Mr.
34:44
SPEAKER_03: Krabs, you know, there's been multiple times in this model where they show that he is missing parts of his life, whether it's love or whatever the case is.
34:51
SPEAKER_03: So he might be at a, you know, I might fucking flip-flop real quick here, but I might say I I am flip-flop.
34:57
SPEAKER_03: Babaduke now has the advantage uh with James's genius insight.
35:01
SPEAKER_03: It's just it's so weird.
35:03
SPEAKER_03: The problem is if Mr.
35:04
SPEAKER_03: Krabs gets a fucking claw on him, uh Babadook is toast.
35:08
SPEAKER_01: Well, and and that was gonna be my point.
35:10
SPEAKER_01: So as I see these two characters jumping into the ring, I, in my mind, think of them as the same fucking guy.
35:16
SPEAKER_01: You have you know elongating arms that lead into vicious, deadly weapons.
35:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah they're they're the same fucking dude in my mind.
35:25
SPEAKER_01: Um, that's weird.
35:27
SPEAKER_01: And and what I see like now, Bobaduck, he's gonna be slicing and dicing.
35:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
35:32
SPEAKER_01: But if Mr.
35:33
SPEAKER_01: Krabs manages to get his big meaty claws on him and like actually close him down, Bobaduck is gonna go down because he's being grappled.
35:42
SPEAKER_01: And Bobaduck is clearly a striking fighter, he does not have a ground game.
35:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
35:49
SPEAKER_03: Oh god, Mr.
35:50
SPEAKER_03: Krabs.
35:51
SPEAKER_03: I would really boil his head.
35:53
SPEAKER_03: Just dip him in butter.
35:57
SPEAKER_03: Mr.
35:58
SPEAKER_03: Krabs.
35:59
SPEAKER_03: Oh god.
36:00
SPEAKER_03: Also, though, Mr.
36:01
SPEAKER_03: Krabs, I think, does have uh the Bobadook be in brute strength.
36:05
SPEAKER_03: So if he like Ryan, he gets his head claws on him, those big buttery claws.
36:10
SPEAKER_01: If he gets his big buttery claws on him, it's such it's such a fucking high podcast when we mention a crab character, all we could do is just think about devouring him.
36:22
SPEAKER_03: Let's dip him in butter.
36:23
SPEAKER_03: I haven't had a crab in forever.
36:24
SPEAKER_03: I used to get crab when we went to restaurants, and I haven't gone to a restaurant forever.
36:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, it's time to bring it to a boat.
36:32
SPEAKER_01: Luke, who you voting for?
36:35
SPEAKER_01: Mr.
36:35
SPEAKER_01: Krabs versus the Babaduck.
36:39
SPEAKER_03: Um, I am going to say that Mr.
36:43
SPEAKER_03: Krabs is able to persevere.
36:46
SPEAKER_03: He gets a claw on him.
36:48
SPEAKER_03: Uh buttery claw, I'm gonna specify, and he's gonna just one one solid shot to the Babaduck, and he's going down.
36:55
SPEAKER_03: I think Mr.
36:56
SPEAKER_03: Krabs takes round one.
37:00
SPEAKER_01: Alright.
37:00
SPEAKER_01: All right, James, what's your vote?
37:04
SPEAKER_03: That's so this is this is honestly way tougher than I thought it would be.
37:09
SPEAKER_03: Mr.
37:09
SPEAKER_03: Krabs has an exoskeleton.
37:14
SPEAKER_03: Mr.
37:15
SPEAKER_03: Krabs has and when you boil it, it gets like this bright, beautiful orange color.
37:22
SPEAKER_01: Um so uh Well you forget that the the Babadook is ethereal.
37:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the Babadook is ethereal.
37:30
SPEAKER_03: I I you know what I'm gonna say because the Babaduok is so ethereal, uh he he is he hasn't shown any vulnerability to direct attacks.
37:39
SPEAKER_03: Um I think he I think he has the edge on uh Mr.
37:44
SPEAKER_03: Krabs just because of the environment.
37:46
SPEAKER_03: I feel like it's his world being in with his victim in a in a bit of light and so completely surrounded by shadow.
37:55
SPEAKER_03: That is Babaduke's world.
37:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
37:57
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
37:58
SPEAKER_03: I stick with that one.
37:59
SPEAKER_01: Alright, so we have one for Mr.
38:00
SPEAKER_01: Krabs, we have one for the Bobaduck.
38:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
38:03
SPEAKER_01: Alright, so my vote.
38:06
SPEAKER_01: My vote is going to go to.
38:10
SPEAKER_01: So I'm envisioning here this is where it's just sheer strength against sheer strength.
38:15
SPEAKER_01: And normally I would say in this scenario, we the Bobaduck's gonna pull out.
38:20
SPEAKER_01: However, I am brought back to a particular instance when the dead were rising from a graveyard, um, and Mr.
38:27
SPEAKER_01: Krabs single-handedly handled that shit.
38:31
SPEAKER_01: Um, you know, he ran in there and just took care of business, and he's like Is that real?
38:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's from a real episode.
38:39
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
38:40
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, yeah.
38:42
SPEAKER_03: Fought zombies.
38:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
38:43
SPEAKER_01: No, so he he's an expert swordsman.
38:45
SPEAKER_01: We've seen that when he fought all the undeads.
38:47
SPEAKER_01: He doesn't have a swords and stuff.
38:48
SPEAKER_01: He doesn't have a sword.
38:49
SPEAKER_01: However, he's also ex-navy.
38:52
SPEAKER_01: Um, he's got military training.
38:55
SPEAKER_01: Um I think that the training is he's going like he's not necessarily physically stronger, but he's stepping into this battle um ready to kind of separate himself from the situation here and get the job done.
39:15
SPEAKER_01: So I think like Mr.
39:16
SPEAKER_01: Krabs is gonna get his hands on the Bobaduck.
39:19
SPEAKER_01: He's gonna be sliced to shit.
39:20
SPEAKER_03: He's got that crab-like focus.
39:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, got it.
39:23
SPEAKER_01: He's got crab focus, but I think Mr.
39:25
SPEAKER_01: Krabs is gonna take it in the end.
39:31
SPEAKER_03: The crab-like focus is not enough to persevere.
39:35
SPEAKER_01: Now, and I also think that Mr.
39:38
SPEAKER_01: Krabs, before he steps into the ring, he's gonna have sidebar bets with the crowd, and it's gonna give him that desire for money.
39:46
SPEAKER_01: Oh, to drive him.
39:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and it's gonna just take it.
39:49
SPEAKER_01: So my vote is going to Mr.
39:51
SPEAKER_01: Krabs.
39:52
SPEAKER_03: You offered him a single cent to fight.
39:55
SPEAKER_01: And he's like, yes, Bobaduke.
39:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay.
39:59
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
40:00
SPEAKER_01: So round one goes to Mr.
40:02
SPEAKER_01: Krabs.
40:04
SPEAKER_01: Congratulations, Mr.
40:05
SPEAKER_01: Krabs.
40:06
SPEAKER_01: Um, you and you both could get fucked.
40:08
SPEAKER_01: I'm having a shot for that.
40:09
SPEAKER_03: So I'm I'm gonna enjoy my uh my too much.
40:14
SPEAKER_01: So uh cheers, guys.
40:15
SPEAKER_01: Here's to Mr.
40:16
SPEAKER_01: Krabs taking round one.
40:18
SPEAKER_03: That that was that was pretty, you know.
40:21
SPEAKER_03: I suddenly totally agree.
40:24
SPEAKER_03: How interesting.
40:26
SPEAKER_03: Weird.
40:27
SPEAKER_03: That's uh that's good.
40:29
SPEAKER_03: That's good.
40:29
SPEAKER_03: I'm glad you were able to see it our way, James.
40:32
SPEAKER_03: Uh I always had.
40:34
SPEAKER_03: It was never in it was never in content.
40:35
SPEAKER_01: Never in contest.
40:37
SPEAKER_01: Which brings us into round two.
40:40
SPEAKER_01: Now both of these characters have just received a manila envelope underneath their door.
40:49
SPEAKER_01: Hey, the other dude's coming for ya.
40:51
SPEAKER_01: You gotta kill the other dude.
40:53
SPEAKER_01: Who's gonna win?
40:54
SPEAKER_01: Guests first.
40:55
SPEAKER_01: Luke, what do you got?
40:56
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
40:57
SPEAKER_03: So I think obviously the Babaduok is very um, so a big factor that'll play into this, I think, is the fact that the Babaduok is very ethereal and very just fluid in and how he moves and everything.
41:11
SPEAKER_03: So, you know, assuming that these two characters are gonna meet, um, actually that that's actually a big question.
41:17
SPEAKER_03: Like, what where would these characters meet?
41:21
SPEAKER_01: So, in my opinion, watching the Babaduok, um, I think that so Mr.
41:26
SPEAKER_01: Krabs now now he has navy training that works to his advantage.
41:30
SPEAKER_01: He's an advanced swordsman, which works to his advantage, but he's also a single father, which offers that hole for the Babaduok to slither right on into.
41:41
SPEAKER_01: So I don't think it gives Babadu gives a fuck.
41:44
SPEAKER_01: All he sees is a single parent here with some darkness that he's clearly trying to cover up with money, and the Babaduc's gonna get right up in that.
41:52
SPEAKER_01: It's interesting.
41:53
SPEAKER_03: So bikini bottoms kind of where we're squaring off.
41:56
SPEAKER_03: So yeah.
41:57
SPEAKER_03: Um, I think even then that's still his movement's still gonna be very fluid, like it the way he moves, and um that that'll be a big thing, and obviously, like the Babadook has that vulnerability that like you said, Mr.
42:10
SPEAKER_03: Krabs is a single father, clearly hiding behind his his obsession for money and drive for money, and his own.
42:17
SPEAKER_01: Well, I would just like to draw attention to the sentence that was just spoken.
42:24
SPEAKER_01: Now, Mr.
42:24
SPEAKER_01: Krabs, you know, he's got that vulnerability, he's a single father.
42:30
SPEAKER_03: That's the kind of shit we're saying.
42:32
SPEAKER_03: He so he suffers from the capitalist dilemma, which is a very unhealthy pursuit of money at the expense of things around him.
42:41
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
42:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and so I think the Bobaduck will be able to, you know, kind of edge his way in and kind of get a good attack.
42:48
SPEAKER_03: With that being said, though, the the skill set that uh Mr.
42:52
SPEAKER_03: Krabs really is going to be able to bring here is one.
42:55
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if you guys have thought about this, but detection.
42:58
SPEAKER_03: Mr.
42:59
SPEAKER_03: Krabs can literally multiple times Plankton has been just stealing his formula or whatever the case is, and he has almost cat-like senses type deal, like a sixth sense he's able to sense when things are off about his business or whatever the case is.
43:17
SPEAKER_03: So assuming that you know Babaduke fucks with his business.
43:22
SPEAKER_03: If he if he goes for a secret formula, then Babaduke's fucking.
43:27
SPEAKER_03: No, but but I think Mr.
43:29
SPEAKER_03: Krabs does have inherently some sort of detection ability, so I think that will help him.
43:33
SPEAKER_03: And then he knows that he's under attack.
43:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like he's gonna he's gonna know, he's gonna be keen, he's ready for the fight kind of thing.
43:41
SPEAKER_03: Obviously, the manila envelope's gonna help, you know, that that tells him, but with that being said, he'll know when he's about to be kind of thing.
43:48
SPEAKER_03: Also, like I said, like he he has that wacky cartoon ability where he he'll be able to um kind of play off of where um he's in bikini bottom, so he can play off of that.
43:58
SPEAKER_03: He'll be able to use any sort of abilities or uh uh props that he's able to get his his head claws on um uh underwater.
44:08
SPEAKER_03: So I think it'll uh Mr.
44:10
SPEAKER_03: Krabs again.
44:11
SPEAKER_03: I think he he might take a little bit of the advantage, but I think it'll be an even fight overall.
44:15
SPEAKER_03: James thoughts are.
44:17
SPEAKER_03: So my thoughts are my thoughts are is that the Babaduke would create an environment just like the previous one.
44:29
SPEAKER_03: That's the problem, is that I think that the Babaduke only operates in an environment that is a circle of light surrounded by shadow.
44:39
SPEAKER_03: That's his whole world.
44:41
SPEAKER_03: His whole world was available in the first one.
44:43
SPEAKER_03: But you know what I think the difference is in the second one is that Mr.
44:47
SPEAKER_03: Krabs, being a man of wealth and using his wealth to solve problems many times, a lot of a lot of his problems are protecting his wealth.
44:56
SPEAKER_03: And what he does, if you guys remember, is Mr.
44:59
SPEAKER_03: Krabs tries to build like a fortress for like protection.
45:03
SPEAKER_03: He's like overly concerned about like layers of protection, and he finds too much comfort in layers of protection.
45:13
SPEAKER_03: But Babaduke is not there's no protection that can keep the Babaduke out.
45:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Mr.
45:20
SPEAKER_03: Krabs has serious issues, and he he in in the basement he didn't have the comfort of his wealth, the false comfort that his wealth provided, where he could build up protection around him.
45:33
SPEAKER_03: So he had to approach it head on.
45:35
SPEAKER_03: But the Babaduke is going to force Mr.
45:37
SPEAKER_03: Krab onto the defensive when he has that vulnerability of relying on his wealth too much.
45:43
SPEAKER_01: And also my my take on it is so Mr.
45:47
SPEAKER_01: Krabs is going to be you know in his you know his apartment and or his castle or wherever it is, and he gets the the book that starts saying that the Babaduok is coming and everything like that, and he's gonna be and then um I uh what I what I see happening is that the Bobaduck will drive Mr.
46:07
SPEAKER_01: Krabs insane.
46:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah Mr.
46:09
SPEAKER_03: Krabs will kill Squidward and himself in a minute murder suicide of the city.
46:16
SPEAKER_01: In a murder suicide.
46:18
SPEAKER_01: Best case, I see Mr.
46:20
SPEAKER_01: Krabs going to prison.
46:23
SPEAKER_03: Best case.
46:25
SPEAKER_01: Um and and I think that's where it's gonna be strictly because in the Bobaduck movie the the victim was able to pull through because of the strength of their child.
46:34
SPEAKER_01: And in round two, Mr.
46:36
SPEAKER_01: Krabs isn't gonna have Pearl, it's just gonna be him losing his mind until he goes into work one day and off Squidward.
46:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
46:43
SPEAKER_01: And then himself.
46:45
SPEAKER_01: Um and I think that's how Bobaduck's gonna take him.
46:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think you're right.
46:52
SPEAKER_01: All right, so uh Luke, guests first.
46:54
SPEAKER_01: What do you vote Mr.
46:56
SPEAKER_01: Krabs or the Bobaduck?
46:59
SPEAKER_03: So um, after, you know, kind of hearing your opinion, I think the the void and the Bobaduck's gonna really be able to take advantage of that as well.
47:06
SPEAKER_03: I think he's sending sending um taking real advantage.
47:10
SPEAKER_03: We've seen multiple times where Mr.
47:11
SPEAKER_03: Krabs goes crazy because of some creature, whether it's the clam or plankton who's like doing something to him, he he goes insane, he can't handle that tediousness like the Bobaduck would do.
47:22
SPEAKER_03: So I think but the Bobaduck would send him into insanity, and he would he would he wouldn't be able to keep it together and he would lose the fight.
47:29
SPEAKER_03: What a good point, Luke.
47:30
SPEAKER_03: His environment, having an environment to interact with activates all of Mr.
47:36
SPEAKER_03: Crab's neuroses and all of his desires to obtain and hold and and the the the terrible insecurities that go along with that.
47:46
SPEAKER_03: When he was in the basement, he was of a singular focus, he had nothing to conquer except for the Babaduke.
47:52
SPEAKER_03: But when he's interacts with his environment, he he that's the only thing he can focus on.
47:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
47:58
SPEAKER_01: So so your vote then?
48:00
SPEAKER_01: My vote's Babaduke.
48:01
SPEAKER_01: No, and on this side, also I'm gonna have to say um that you know, just the Babaduk being unleashed, the only way you have to stop that is is a friend, basically.
48:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
48:12
SPEAKER_01: Um, and I think the Babaduok is just gonna lay waste to this fucking crab.
48:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
48:18
SPEAKER_01: Alright, so there you go.
48:19
SPEAKER_01: Uh three for three, round two, goes straight on to the Babaduok.
48:25
SPEAKER_01: Um, which moves us into round three.
48:28
SPEAKER_01: This is our final round.
48:30
SPEAKER_01: Um, our contestants are tied as fuck right now.
48:34
SPEAKER_01: I don't know how you guys are feeling, but I'm gonna do one more shot of deep Eddie Lemon.
48:40
SPEAKER_03: I can't even find my vapor.
48:41
SPEAKER_01: I could do I could do another.
48:43
SPEAKER_01: All right, let's do this then.
48:45
SPEAKER_03: Let's do this.
48:46
SPEAKER_03: I could I could do it.
48:47
SPEAKER_03: I could do another.
48:48
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I dropped.
48:49
SPEAKER_03: This is like one of those days where I will not be able to take us to food or whatever.
48:53
SPEAKER_03: Yes, I have to like sit for a while, but hungry.
48:56
SPEAKER_01: I can order some.
48:57
SPEAKER_03: I will not be able to take us to food for a while.
49:01
SPEAKER_03: Cheers.
49:05
SPEAKER_03: That's exactly right.
49:06
SPEAKER_03: I will not be able to take us to food.
49:08
SPEAKER_03: We're gonna bring this shot to the fact that James cannot take uh them to food for a while.
49:14
SPEAKER_01: So to James not taking me to food.
49:17
SPEAKER_01: Cheers.
49:17
SPEAKER_02: Cheers.
49:22
SPEAKER_03: Usually I'm good to go pretty fast after this podcast on just weed.
49:26
unknown: Yeah.
49:27
SPEAKER_01: But it's sort of tradition that uh because James isn't drinking, he takes us somewhere where there's food.
49:36
SPEAKER_01: Um and apparently that's not gonna be bad.
49:38
SPEAKER_03: You've made me drink.
49:40
SPEAKER_03: Man, I'm so this is the most fucked up I've been on this podcast.
49:43
SPEAKER_03: And all I've had is a beer with my weed.
49:47
SPEAKER_03: I'm so dude.
49:48
SPEAKER_03: I just heard the way you said beer with my weed.
49:51
SPEAKER_03: I'm so fucked up.
49:55
SPEAKER_03: I haven't had a beer tonight in like a year.
49:59
SPEAKER_01: Fuck it, it's Friday.
50:00
SPEAKER_01: Um my god.
50:01
SPEAKER_01: It's Friday, yeah.
50:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
50:04
SPEAKER_00: It's Friday.
50:05
SPEAKER_01: So that brings us into round three.
50:07
SPEAKER_01: These two titans of industry and divorcee.
50:12
SPEAKER_01: No, no, his her husband died.
50:13
SPEAKER_03: Because he's a widower.
50:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and widower Baba Dukin um have tied up so far, and it's time for them to finally decide the age-old question of who would win between Mr.
50:29
SPEAKER_01: Krabs and the Baba Duck.
50:32
SPEAKER_01: Luke, guests first.
50:34
SPEAKER_01: These characters of now are in the city view, but they get to bring a friend.
50:37
SPEAKER_01: What do you think's gonna go down?
50:40
SPEAKER_03: So this is a tough one.
50:42
SPEAKER_03: Um, I personally won't have a great opinion on the Bobaduck and who he would bring.
50:48
SPEAKER_03: Um, I saw a movie like one time, but um I don't have a good idea.
50:52
SPEAKER_03: But I don't know, it sounds like James Lowell.
50:53
SPEAKER_03: But Mr.
50:54
SPEAKER_03: Krabs, my big opinion for me, Mr.
50:56
SPEAKER_03: Krabs doesn't have a lot of uh real good friends in SpongeBob, if you really think about it.
51:02
SPEAKER_03: He's kind of like his own kind of character.
51:05
SPEAKER_03: Um, but he, you know, he's friends with people, but for the most part, he's kind of an outcast.
51:09
SPEAKER_03: But so I think that won't play a huge factor into like his relationship.
51:13
SPEAKER_03: So I think what he's gonna look for is someone strong and someone smart, and I think he's gonna bring sandy cheeks because she has she's extremely intelligent, showing that she can do inventions, things like that, but she also has a high level of karate.
51:30
SPEAKER_03: Um, so that also will help her.
51:33
SPEAKER_03: And she's from Texas, so she's tech she, you know, she's built Texas tough, and you know, she she'll have that going for it.
51:39
SPEAKER_03: Alright, so you're you're saying that um no, she's yeah, she's she's built Texas tough, and she, you know, I think that'll play a factor.
51:46
SPEAKER_03: So I think he's gonna bring Sandy Cheek.
51:48
SPEAKER_03: So um, and I think that'll give him a big advantage, and I kind of want to hear what who you guys think uh the Babadook will bring, and then I'll be able to give a solid opinion on who won who would win the fight, but that's kind of that's my input to start off.
52:02
SPEAKER_01: Well, James, would would you like to go or you want me to?
52:06
SPEAKER_03: I want to ask a quick question.
52:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
52:09
SPEAKER_03: Um, what was the name of the uh the ninja from Mortal Kombat that could use the shadows?
52:17
SPEAKER_03: Nob no some Noob Sayabot?
52:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, noob Sayyabot.
52:22
SPEAKER_03: That dude is who is who Bamaduke would bring.
52:27
SPEAKER_03: He's we know he can travel interdimensionally.
52:30
SPEAKER_03: That is that is 100% true that he can travel interdimensionally, and he totally they have shadow people.
52:38
SPEAKER_03: This is like what happened with Mr.
52:40
SPEAKER_03: Clean is they have that shadow person affinity where they're like, oh, we're gonna fuck with shadows with people.
52:46
SPEAKER_03: And that's that would that's what I think would happen.
52:48
SPEAKER_01: That's some creepy shit right there.
52:49
SPEAKER_01: Um, because uh my my mind was completely stuck on who would Mr.
52:53
SPEAKER_01: Krabs bring.
52:54
SPEAKER_01: And in my opinion, Mr.
52:55
SPEAKER_01: Krabs is gonna bring Pearl.
52:56
SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, and Pearl to beat the Babadook.
52:58
SPEAKER_01: And well, Pearl is gonna bring you know Mr.
53:02
SPEAKER_01: Krabs back from the pain of being a widower.
53:05
SPEAKER_01: Um, I personally am suspicious of Krabs.
53:10
SPEAKER_01: I think Krabs committed infidelity and his wife left him, and instead of facing that, he just kind of thinks she's dead.
53:16
SPEAKER_01: Um you think so?
53:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but new take on Mr.
53:21
SPEAKER_03: Krabs.
53:22
SPEAKER_01: Uh follow me on YouTube to learn more.
53:24
SPEAKER_01: A little bit of a dark take on Mr.
53:25
SPEAKER_01: Krabs.
53:27
SPEAKER_03: Follow me at Crab Theories.
53:28
SPEAKER_03: Uh Ryan, no, no, stop at Crab Theories.
53:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's uh R forward slash Crab Theories.
53:36
SPEAKER_01: Um, but I had not really been thinking of uh the Baba Duke, and that is real fucking wow, dude.
53:47
SPEAKER_01: That was you need to crossfade more often because noob Sayabot, that's out of fucking left field there.
53:54
SPEAKER_01: Holy shit.
53:55
SPEAKER_03: Um yeah, for real.
53:57
SPEAKER_03: He can he can totally dimensionally travel, and they got that shadow person affinity.
54:01
SPEAKER_01: Well, well, did you know that uh noob Sayabot is um Tobias and Boone backwards, the two people who created Mortal Kombat?
54:10
SPEAKER_01: No, that was their team seeker character, that was like their handshake to each other was Noob Sayabot, both of their names backwards.
54:17
SPEAKER_03: That's interesting.
54:17
SPEAKER_03: I didn't know that.
54:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
54:18
SPEAKER_01: Um, but anyway, back to Krabs and um um fuck.
54:22
SPEAKER_01: Um well so I think that Krabs is gonna bring Pearl, just because you know, with him and his daughter, they're gonna beat Bobaduck alone.
54:31
SPEAKER_01: What I wasn't anticipating was that Babaduok's gonna have a friend, and if that's Noob Siaabot, Noob Saabot's gonna come in there and just start I mean Krabs Krabs is gonna get boiled.
54:44
SPEAKER_01: Fatality.
54:47
SPEAKER_01: Um and it and Pearl is fucked.
54:50
SPEAKER_00: I don't think I have a better friend for the boss.
54:58
SPEAKER_03: What about what about a friend, all another friend potentially for Mr.
55:03
SPEAKER_03: Krabs, the Flying Dutchman?
55:06
SPEAKER_03: I'm not pot I don't know if we could sell that they would actually work together, but the Flying Dutchman could very easily be coerced, yeah, coerced into this and into this fight.
55:19
SPEAKER_01: Well, let's say that I mean I I think so.
55:22
SPEAKER_01: Flying Dutchman, I don't think I don't know if he well, I mean if if flying Dutchman becomes the case, I think you have Flying Dutchman and Noob Sayabot deciding who's the best Dutchman, yeah.
55:33
SPEAKER_01: Um, and you know they'll kill each other, and then you comes back down to um Bob Duck destroying Krabs.
55:41
SPEAKER_01: Um but I you know what I I say let's give Krabs SpongeBob.
55:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, if if Krabs gets SpongeBob, who does whatever Mr.
55:49
SPEAKER_03: Krabs wants, like that's part of his personality, is that he's Mr.
55:54
SPEAKER_03: Krabs lackey who does who unaskingly does what Mr.
55:57
SPEAKER_03: Krabs wants.
55:59
SPEAKER_03: Um SpongeBob is like invulnerable to anything.
56:04
SPEAKER_03: People swing things at him and he disembodies, he like pulls his body apart and to avoid it.
56:10
SPEAKER_01: And then there's been multiple instances where Spongebob has pulled Mr.
56:14
SPEAKER_01: Krabs back from the brink, which is what's gonna bring it home.
56:19
SPEAKER_01: Um well, do we want to say, well, do we want to say then finalize it, the Bobaduck and Noob Siabot?
56:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
56:26
SPEAKER_01: Versus Krabs and SpongeBob.
56:28
SPEAKER_01: Are we in agreement, gentlemen?
56:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think and I think Spongebob's in the and just another point to solidify Spongebob for it is Spongebob also he's Krabs uses him like a weapon sometimes, puts him puts him in a room to just laugh on on repeat for his enemies, type of deal.
56:44
SPEAKER_03: So I I see that's a good fit.
56:46
SPEAKER_03: I think that's a solid, you know, noob Sayyabot, the Bobadook, and Mr.
56:50
SPEAKER_03: Krabs vs.
56:51
SPEAKER_03: Spongebob.
56:51
SPEAKER_03: You know, it sounds like a fucking crazy matchup, but we're about to see how it plays out.
56:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, noob Sayabot just heard the Bobadook's whispering shadow, and and they were like, they're like kindred spirit.
57:04
SPEAKER_03: Let's take on these, let's take on these mythical sea creatures together.
57:07
SPEAKER_01: Let's show them what's what.
57:10
SPEAKER_01: Then real fast, because we are low on time, Luke.
57:14
SPEAKER_01: You now know the opponents.
57:16
SPEAKER_01: Initial thoughts, real fast and dirty.
57:18
SPEAKER_01: What happens?
57:20
SPEAKER_03: Initial, I honestly think what's gonna happen is although Mr.
57:24
SPEAKER_03: Krabs has those holes and weaknesses, I think Spongebob's true cartoon ability is to be invulnerable to pretty much anything.
57:33
SPEAKER_03: He doesn't have a lot of weaknesses, and I think he'll be able to just absolutely just outlast the um Nooseabot and um the Babaduke.
57:43
SPEAKER_03: And I think Mr.
57:44
SPEAKER_03: Krabs, with SpongeBob's help, will take the dub.
57:48
SPEAKER_03: James?
57:49
SPEAKER_03: That's interesting.
57:50
SPEAKER_03: So, real quick and dirty, I would say uh I think it really comes down to whose whose genre they get pulled into.
57:57
SPEAKER_03: Um does Babaduk and do Babaduk and Noob Saabot bring their genres into Spongebob's world, or does Spongebob get pulled into the Mortal Kombat slash Babaduk universe?
58:10
SPEAKER_03: Because there's two of them, uh there's two different ones on the opposite side.
58:16
SPEAKER_03: Mr.
58:16
SPEAKER_03: Krabs and Spongebob share the same genre.
58:19
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
58:20
SPEAKER_03: I would say, I would say if you get Spongebob and Mr.
58:24
SPEAKER_03: Krabs in the Mortal Kombat world, uh, they're fucked.
58:27
SPEAKER_03: They're hardcore fucked.
58:29
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's an interesting point you bring up.
58:30
SPEAKER_01: And and so now I might change the world right here.
58:34
SPEAKER_01: Um, and this could be all the lemon vodka I've been drinking on the sly while you guys have been talking.
58:41
SPEAKER_01: Um, but so Mortal Kombat Universe is stuck in a situation where they can't kill anybody.
58:48
SPEAKER_01: Everyone gets a fatality all the fucking time, but then in the next Mortal Kombat game, they come back as a zombie.
58:55
SPEAKER_01: So what I see happening is Baba Duke and Noob Saabot take it just to allow Mr.
59:03
SPEAKER_01: Krabs and SpongeBob to come back as zombie crabs and zombie SpongeBob, at which point those two fucking decimate.
59:11
SPEAKER_01: Luke, what's your vote?
59:13
SPEAKER_03: Are you saying the Mr.
59:14
SPEAKER_03: Krabs and SpongeBob zombies then beat Babadook and Noob Sayabot?
59:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because they can't lose the characters.
59:23
SPEAKER_01: And now Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat.
59:26
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
59:27
SPEAKER_01: Mortal Kombat can't lose Noob, but they can lose Bobadu because he's not part of Mortal Kombat.
59:34
SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
59:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:36
SPEAKER_03: Well, I guess my final thoughts then.
59:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
59:40
SPEAKER_01: You did kind of undo your dark boss.
59:43
SPEAKER_01: What's your vote?
59:45
SPEAKER_01: Mr.
59:45
SPEAKER_01: Krabs and SpongeBob, potentially zombie, versus the Bobaduck and Noob Sayabot.
59:54
SPEAKER_03: You made this so overly complicated.
59:57
SPEAKER_01: Who's gonna take it, bruh?
59:59
SPEAKER_03: Um, I'm gonna I'm gonna stick to my guns on this one.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_03: SpongeBob is an immovable force.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_03: He is gonna outlast the Bobaduck and Noob Sabot, and SpongeBob and Mr.
1:00:09
SPEAKER_03: Krabs take round three.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_01: It's a bold that's a bold pick.
1:00:12
SPEAKER_01: Let's see how James feels.
1:00:14
SPEAKER_01: What's your bold prediction?
1:00:16
SPEAKER_03: So here so here's my here's my problem is that Mr.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_03: Krabs and Spongebob share the same universe.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_03: So I feel like Bobaduke and Noob have to go to Spongebob Universe.
1:00:27
SPEAKER_03: And in SpongeBob universe, are they is their universal pool strong enough to overcome the cartoonish world that uh that Spongebob and Mr.
1:00:38
SPEAKER_03: Krabs inherit?
1:00:39
SPEAKER_01: You do have to remember that Noob Sayabot has friendships and bibalities.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_03: He can he could handle it with with diplomacy.
1:00:51
SPEAKER_03: Um I think Lucas jokes.
1:00:58
SPEAKER_03: I don't know why that one fucking tickled me, man.
1:01:01
SPEAKER_03: I'm dying over here.
1:01:06
SPEAKER_03: If he can end a fight with friendship, is that what you said?
1:01:08
SPEAKER_03: Friendship?
1:01:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, friendship, value, whatever.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_03: If he so so technically as long as he knows the combo.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_03: Technically, noob can end this with diplomacy.
1:01:23
SPEAKER_01: Did noob pick up cheat codes 2021?
1:01:27
SPEAKER_03: He might have.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_03: You know, I think that oh man, that really changed, that really blew my fucking mind.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_03: He can win by diplomacy.
1:01:36
SPEAKER_03: That's part of my phone.
1:01:39
SPEAKER_03: Noob Sayyabot wins by with friendship.
1:01:43
SPEAKER_03: Because he has cheat codes 2021.
1:01:47
SPEAKER_03: Cheat codes 2021, and he used friendship.
1:01:52
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:01:54
SPEAKER_03: But he went, he still wins, right?
1:01:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_03: Then he then he wins.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_03: And Bobadook wins too.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_03: They win by diplomacy.
1:02:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_03: It's part, it's part of his world that he can win by diplomacy.
1:02:06
SPEAKER_03: Holy fuck.
1:02:07
SPEAKER_03: He can literally win a fight to the death.
1:02:09
SPEAKER_03: By diplomacy, that's what this world affords us, is a fight to the death.
1:02:13
SPEAKER_03: And he's like, no, diplomacy, and I win also.
1:02:17
SPEAKER_03: And what a turn of events.
1:02:19
SPEAKER_03: What is happening?
1:02:22
SPEAKER_03: In this fight to the death, everyone survives, and Noob is also just a winner.
1:02:27
SPEAKER_03: Noob gives a thumbs up to the camera.
1:02:30
SPEAKER_01: Or whatever the fuck he does.
1:02:31
SPEAKER_01: There's a shadow involved.
1:02:33
SPEAKER_01: Um well um I think that one's pretty airtight.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_01: That's airtight.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_01: So Noob Sayabot holding in his hands cheap codes 2021, pulls off a friendship and wins the fight between everybody.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_03: Everyone kind of shakes the Bobanook shakes Mr.
1:02:54
SPEAKER_03: Moose's hand, and they're like, oh, I'm so sorry about that whole misunderstanding.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry about the whole misunderstanding.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_03: I'll go back to my shadowy horror world.
1:03:02
SPEAKER_03: Thank you so much.
1:03:03
SPEAKER_03: It's really nice meeting you.
1:03:04
SPEAKER_03: We're gonna have to keep in touch.
1:03:06
SPEAKER_03: And noob's like, fucking, let's make Mortal Kombat 12.
1:03:09
SPEAKER_03: Let's do let's keep the series going, boys.
1:03:14
SPEAKER_03: And wow, they made an agreement to get uh all the characters in Mortal Kombat 12.
1:03:21
SPEAKER_03: So Spongebob, Zombie SpongeBob, Zombie Mr.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_03: Krabs, and um the Duke will be in Mortal Kombat 12.
1:03:28
SPEAKER_01: So alright, so Ed Boone, Mortal Kombat 12.
1:03:34
SPEAKER_01: Now you keep putting like the Terminator and the Predator and all the 80s bullshit in there.
1:03:39
SPEAKER_01: SpongeBob.
1:03:40
SPEAKER_01: SpongeBob.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_03: All of the SpongeBob characters in there.
1:03:43
SPEAKER_03: Put Plankton in there and give him like some machines like he has like a cyber body.
1:03:48
SPEAKER_01: Honestly, I'll be happy with Mr.
1:03:50
SPEAKER_01: Krabs.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_01: Dude, just watching Mr.
1:03:53
SPEAKER_01: Krabs come up on Sonya and just fatality.
1:03:58
SPEAKER_01: Clip her into threes.
1:04:00
SPEAKER_01: Clip her into three portions.
1:04:04
SPEAKER_01: And then he finds her wallet.
1:04:06
SPEAKER_01: It takes her like, hey, fucks off.
1:04:12
SPEAKER_01: And then he just fucks off.
1:04:13
SPEAKER_01: Um, so congratulations, noob say about you won the craziest round of high and dry.
1:04:20
SPEAKER_01: Um, you know, in 2050, they're gonna be talking about this one.
1:04:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, um, this is podcasting history.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_01: This is podcast history.
1:04:29
SPEAKER_01: So, Luke, thanks for joining us.
1:04:33
SPEAKER_01: You just had your first stream, you just had your first episode.
1:04:36
SPEAKER_01: Where can we find you?
1:04:37
SPEAKER_03: Find us on Facebook, Instagram, or TikTok at TalkFarGaming.
1:04:42
SPEAKER_03: Um, that's talk space far space gaming.
1:04:46
SPEAKER_03: Um, and you know, check into our live streams.
1:04:49
SPEAKER_03: We love to interact with everybody.
1:04:50
SPEAKER_03: You know, James and Ryan popped in, we got to talk to them, so definitely pop in um and interact with us and get to you know interact with this dumbassery live.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_01: So just don't call them daisy pickers.
1:05:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, don't do that.
1:05:05
SPEAKER_03: Facebook will be mad at you.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_03: And for good, I will fucking block you.
1:05:11
SPEAKER_03: James, where to find us?
1:05:12
SPEAKER_03: You can find us at high and dry pod on Twitter, uh High and Dry Podcast on Instagram.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_03: That's high and dry on both places with an N, not an and.
1:05:23
SPEAKER_03: We didn't get that one.
1:05:24
SPEAKER_01: We're not Van Halen.
1:05:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're not a Van Halen fan club.
1:05:29
SPEAKER_03: That's weird.
1:05:30
SPEAKER_03: We should be.
1:05:31
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you can find me on Twitter at the Diabolical and Twitch at the Diabolical.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_03: You can find Ryan on Twitter at Baron underscore North.
1:05:40
SPEAKER_03: Anything else?
1:05:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so um I'm about to put up a review about uh Alex North's book, The Whisperman.
1:05:48
SPEAKER_01: Um, you're gonna be able to find that on my Instagram.
1:05:51
SPEAKER_01: That's Baron underscore North.
1:05:53
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1:06:04
SPEAKER_01: Please don't buy your shit from Amazon.
1:06:07
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1:06:12
SPEAKER_01: That's all I gotta say about that.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_01: All right, so great podcast, everybody.
1:06:15
SPEAKER_01: This has been high and dry podcast.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_01: Uh cheers, everybody.
1:06:19
SPEAKER_01: Um, if for those of you who are listening who've made it this far, take another shot.
1:06:23
SPEAKER_01: You owe it to us.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_01: Cheers.
1:06:25
SPEAKER_01: This has been high and dry.
1:06:26
SPEAKER_01: Thank you, everybody.
1:06:26
SPEAKER_01: Bye.