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Norway's Crotch Enlarging Ski Jumping Scandal w/ Jon Daly · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: Scal Come rob Froll, Scam, Come Rob's froll.
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  Speaker 2: Goddess, what's pop and congregation, it's your girl. Lacey Mosley
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  Speaker 2: aka Scam Goddess, host of the podcast all about robbery,
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  Speaker 2: fraud and those who practices. Sometimes we love them, sometimes
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  Speaker 2: we hate them. Most of the times we will be
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  Speaker 2: laughing at them. And today we have a comedian, an actor,
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  Speaker 2: a writer, and a producer on the show. You've seen
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  Speaker 2: him on Masterminds, Amazon's Fallout, Twisted Metal, Zoolander two, and
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  Speaker 2: the Secret Life of Walter Middie. And you've probably heard
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  Speaker 2: his voice on shows that I love like Big Mouth
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  Speaker 2: American Dad, ten year old Tom, and my personal favorite.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all already know what it is, Bob's Burgers.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, congregation, please welcome John Daily to the show.
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  Speaker 4: Pash on up, how are you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm good, Let's scam it up.
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  Speaker 4: I'm ready.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I love your energy. I love your energy.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go. You're bringing me up.
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  Speaker 4: This is already fantastic. I'm having a great time. I
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  Speaker 4: love that club scanned him with Bill Maher. This is great.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean, oh lord, anyway, but I have to
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  Speaker 2: ask you, John, clearly, you have some kind of affinity
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  Speaker 2: for scams. I don't know, w E kind of like
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  Speaker 2: energy up time.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, well no, I'm just I'm just love it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to bring it. You know, you are
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  Speaker 4: trying to bring it. I'm not like a scammer, but
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  Speaker 4: I I yeah, I was trying to. I was like
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  Speaker 4: going through my scam history. I definitely had a shoplifting
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  Speaker 4: thing when I was a kid, and but really just
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  Speaker 4: being real pussy about it, like no, not good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Just like once we stole some like it was like
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  Speaker 4: always with friends and somebody would kind of distract the
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  Speaker 4: cashier and then I'd put like a video or something
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  Speaker 4: in my in, like a couple of DVDs in my leg.
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  Speaker 2: DVDs are pretty large. I was a chapstick thief, right right.
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  Speaker 2: D you gotta really were you weren't cargoes?
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  Speaker 4: Well we got caught, you know, we didn't do as well. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we were wearing cargoes. And the thing was you'd kind
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  Speaker 4: of tie tie off your at the bottom of the
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  Speaker 4: hand exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay, but then you're walking out, the dvs are.
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  Speaker 2: Just like clanking right exactly, and there's like a square
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  Speaker 2: shape of your leg.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, and you never get your hands on
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  Speaker 4: what you want because you're in a rush, and it's
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  Speaker 4: not good. I remember when I was like five years old,
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  Speaker 4: I was like, you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: try stealing or whatever. I was like with my mom.
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  Speaker 4: I think I was probably a little older, maybe eight.
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  Speaker 3: I love trying it out as an activity.
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  Speaker 4: No, try, maybe I'll try being a bad kid. And
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  Speaker 4: I stole some Brox caramel creams, which I loved, and
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  Speaker 4: my mom wouldn't buy us candy, so I just took
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  Speaker 4: it out of one of those you know candy big
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  Speaker 4: like huge candy things and stuck into my pocket. And
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  Speaker 4: then I got caught, and my mom caught me, and
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  Speaker 4: then she brought me to the manager and had the
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  Speaker 4: manager scold me as an eight year old, and I
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  Speaker 4: cried and everything. So I learned my lesson.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh well, she gave you a life lesson.
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  Speaker 4: She gave me a life lesson.
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  Speaker 2: She have to snitch, but I guess she was like
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  Speaker 2: real world consequences, right.
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  Speaker 4: She wanted me to deal with like a different a
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  Speaker 4: stranger that was like gonna pretend to be mad at me,
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  Speaker 4: and that was that was that was harsher.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, that's scarier for sure. I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if I caught.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have any children, but if I did, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if I definitely would reprimand them.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take them straight up to the man, right,
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  Speaker 2: But we have two different experiences, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm probably gonna get away. They're like, oh, this
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  Speaker 2: nice white lady's bringing him for a son to have
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  Speaker 2: a lesson.
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  Speaker 3: I might bring him up there and be like, get
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  Speaker 3: the night sticks out and you know.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so all right, that's wholesome that she taught you.
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  Speaker 4: That I was using my white privilege. But yeah, definitely
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  Speaker 4: she was, Yeah, and a good way. She was teaching
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  Speaker 4: me a lesson. Yeah. And then I got to say,
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  Speaker 4: the most consistent scam that I've run is when I
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  Speaker 4: was in New York coming up in comedy, I was,
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  Speaker 4: you know, doing stuff at UCB, doing stand up, and
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  Speaker 4: I was waiting tables. So I was just like waiting
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  Speaker 4: tables and I worked at a place that was like
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  Speaker 4: kind of a chain. I won't mention the name, but
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  Speaker 4: it was like there were like five of them in
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  Speaker 4: Brooklyn and Manhattan, and this one was like in the
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  Speaker 4: West Village and kind of like on six ap and Okay,
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  Speaker 4: it's terrible, it's terrible. It's a terrible place, but it
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  Speaker 4: was a wonderful place to work. And I love the
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  Speaker 4: people there, and everybody was just yeah, everybody's partying and
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  Speaker 4: it was super fun. And so I'd go there and like,
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  Speaker 4: I think I worked there. Like I had friends that
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  Speaker 4: worked at Michael's and Serendipity, and I'd be like, how
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  Speaker 4: much are you making a shift? And they'd be like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: I work three days a week and I make five
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  Speaker 4: fifty a shift, or like seven hundred a shift if
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  Speaker 4: I work brunch at Serendipity or something like that. And
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god. And I was working
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  Speaker 4: and my rent was super cheap. My roommate was Adrian
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  Speaker 4: Grenier from Entourush and that was literally my first roommate
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  Speaker 4: and he was very nice, nice enough to let me
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  Speaker 4: live with him, and I was so it was like
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  Speaker 4: six months in. I was like counting my you know,
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  Speaker 4: take home. I was like two hundred and fifteen bucks
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  Speaker 4: on a Friday night, like.
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  Speaker 3: A Friday really got in New York City.
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  Speaker 4: No, you can't live like that, right, So so I'm
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  Speaker 4: saying so after people realized that was cool, they were like, here,
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  Speaker 4: come here, I'm going to teach you this scam that
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  Speaker 4: every single yeah exactly, yeah, and it was, and they
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  Speaker 4: were basically the scam was this. It was. And you
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  Speaker 4: might have had this brought up because I think this
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  Speaker 4: is kind of common, but it was. It was a
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  Speaker 4: time when way more people paid with cash. This was
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  Speaker 4: like two thousand and five, so there was a lot
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  Speaker 4: of cash being paid. People paid cards and then you
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  Speaker 4: didn't do the scam. But if people paid cash, you would.
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  Speaker 4: You were like a putting the order into the computer,
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  Speaker 4: into the Aloha system, and then you would kind of
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  Speaker 4: like make a receipt and give them the receipt. And
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  Speaker 4: if they paid with cat, if they paid with card,
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  Speaker 4: you'd run their card and they'd give you a tip
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  Speaker 4: on the card. They paid with cash, I would just
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  Speaker 4: double give them a fake ticket. You just go reprint
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  Speaker 4: ticket and it reprints it so it's not their bill.
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  Speaker 4: It's just a receipt that you can kind of see
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  Speaker 4: like everything that's on your thing, but it's not a bill,
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  Speaker 4: and then give them their seat. Most people just don't
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  Speaker 4: think about it, and they give you like forty bucks
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  Speaker 4: and then you keep that forty bucks and they give
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  Speaker 4: you on tip on top of it. And so I
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  Speaker 4: started taking home like four fifty five hundred and I
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  Speaker 4: was paying my rent. I was not like trying to
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  Speaker 4: stretch out a burrito over a day anymore and stuff
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, which some if you're working those long shifts and
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  Speaker 2: it's busy, and I almost feel like this scam is
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  Speaker 2: giving me the inclination that this restaurant probably their tip
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  Speaker 2: out system was a little shady.
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  Speaker 4: Boom, that's it, and one was in on it.
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  Speaker 2: So some servers realize like, oh, the tip out system
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  Speaker 2: is a little shady, Like why am I paying?
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  Speaker 3: I went to the restaurant was where we were paying,
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  Speaker 3: like the kitchen, the cooks, Yes, Like I'm in my
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  Speaker 3: pant a light do Like That's how I felt.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, oh, this bartender's not making enough.
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  Speaker 4: He's making more than everybody, but I have to tip
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  Speaker 4: him out.
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  Speaker 3: So now you start to figure out the system.
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  Speaker 4: But here's the thing, like, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And you can't do too much though, because then it's
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  Speaker 3: a little hot.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and no, you can't do it too much. You
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  Speaker 4: have to you have to take your time, you have
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  Speaker 4: to do a couple an hour, and you can't get greedy.
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  Speaker 4: And people told you that. You know, it's like, don't
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  Speaker 4: get greedy with this because like we're in a weird
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  Speaker 4: bubble like situation. And there was this guy the manager who,
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  Speaker 4: like I thought I was terrible at waiting tables. I
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  Speaker 4: was never I couldn't be bothered. I was just like
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  Speaker 4: horrible at it, you know, And yeah, yeah, I was,
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  Speaker 4: thank you. I was a personality high. It was funny
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  Speaker 4: and I partied with everybody. And you know, what made
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  Speaker 4: me good with tables and made me also realize I
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  Speaker 4: had a pretty bad ADHD was taking cocaine when I
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  Speaker 4: waited tables. I would like, and it wasn't a lot
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  Speaker 4: by the way like I would be. I would be
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  Speaker 4: drunk and take but you know, this was poor people.
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  Speaker 4: We didn't have any any but once in a while,
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  Speaker 4: and when it was there, man, I'd do it, and
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  Speaker 4: I was like smooth as silk. I was so good.
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  Speaker 4: I was so organized, I wouldn't even have to think
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  Speaker 4: about it. But ordinarily I'd be like, oh god, the
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  Speaker 4: fucking who got the fries exactly? And then I took
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  Speaker 4: Adderall and Adderall like chilled me out, and this way
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  Speaker 4: I was like, whoa who maybe cocaine is a great
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  Speaker 4: drug for me. But yeah, there was this manager.
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  Speaker 2: There are pharmacists exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but there was a man there.
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  Speaker 4: There was a man there, the manager, and he was incredible,
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  Speaker 4: like he had to know about it, like it was
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  Speaker 4: crazy how much we were doing it. He had to
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  Speaker 4: know about it. And he liked me and was just
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  Speaker 4: like hey, man, like you know, didn't ever say anything,
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  Speaker 4: and it was like, God, this is really going smoothly.
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  Speaker 4: It's almost like is he is he knowing this was happening.
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  Speaker 4: And then that guy got caught from bezzling hunt rids
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  Speaker 4: of thousands of dollars from this restaurant and thrown in jail.
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  Speaker 4: So that's why he was cool with it. And then
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  Speaker 4: there was another manager who's a hard ass, who was
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  Speaker 4: really nice and you know, nice guy, but like way
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  Speaker 4: more hardcore, and he totally knew about this scam. And
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  Speaker 4: I was getting really dumb with it at this point,
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  Speaker 4: and he took me. I remember, he he made me
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  Speaker 4: feel like I was going to get fired. He goes, hey,
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  Speaker 4: can you come down to the basement. I just want
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  Speaker 4: to talk to you about about Yeah to the office
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  Speaker 4: in the basement. I just need to talk to you
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  Speaker 4: about work. And I was like, okay, well this is
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  Speaker 4: when I get fired. And he goes, he tried to
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  Speaker 4: reverse psychology me. He goes, you know, John, a lot
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  Speaker 4: of people have been stealing a lot of money from
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  Speaker 4: this restaurant. And he goes, he goes, you haven't. I
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  Speaker 4: looked at your records and you haven't stolen anything, John,
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  Speaker 4: And I just want to thank you. I just want
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  Speaker 4: to thank you for not stealing. And I was like, oh, okay, man,
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  Speaker 4: like I think, I'm like, you have to be really
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  Speaker 4: organized to be a good scammers. That's the thing. You
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  Speaker 4: have to be, like the kind of person who can
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  Speaker 4: like do maths or something like. I've never been I've
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  Speaker 4: never been.
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  Speaker 2: That, so otherwise you get caught much more easily. Exactly,
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  Speaker 2: you have to be able to do math. You also
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  Speaker 2: need to be able to not run your mouth, which
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  Speaker 2: clearly you weren't running your mouth.
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  Speaker 3: The bubble real tight.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not a rat.
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  Speaker 2: I love that there was a manager, but it's not
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  Speaker 2: even about being a rat. Sometimes people brag about some
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  Speaker 2: shit and then all of a sudden, you blewed the
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  Speaker 2: spot up for everybody, right, No, so you be a
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  Speaker 2: good little accomplice, right.
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  Speaker 4: And that's why they wait. That's why they wait. Like
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  Speaker 4: it was like four six months before they were like, okay,
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  Speaker 4: come here, we'll teach you the scam. Like they have
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  Speaker 4: to know that you're going to stick around and you
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  Speaker 4: have to go out. And like I loved everyone that
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  Speaker 4: worked there, so we were partying and stuff and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: It was like a trust. Okay with this guy's cool,
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  Speaker 4: you know we can like you can give him the
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  Speaker 4: scam and it was pretty good. And then uh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but a nice mavenger gets jailed.
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  Speaker 2: Was like, hey, man, like looking the other way because
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  Speaker 2: he knows he's stealing way more than you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was like all sunshine, lovely guy. He was like,
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  Speaker 4: what's up man? He was just pocketing cash like from
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  Speaker 4: the safe, doing it very very apparently sloppily, and this
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  Speaker 4: is crazy.
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  Speaker 3: In the night, he's like, do to doo some for y'all.
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  Speaker 4: Seriously, that bad, Like what are you doing? But I
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  Speaker 4: love it? I love it.
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  Speaker 2: I Mean that's kind of the restaurant industry, like if
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  Speaker 2: you get it with some cool people. Like when I
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  Speaker 2: worked in the Hamptons, we were making money hand over.
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  Speaker 4: Fist in the Hamptons and that's real. What what hampton
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  Speaker 4: Bridge East East? Nice?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's twist called Mobi's. It's a pop up so
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  Speaker 2: you already know that's kind of skimmy. We're out there
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  Speaker 2: for this summer. Mobe does not own it to Australians.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he would never call his restaurant Mobis. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 4: too cool.
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  Speaker 2: But like it was, everybody's out there, Gwyn Palch or Robber,
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  Speaker 2: you name it. Like everybody was always out there at
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  Speaker 2: this time. I'm like, like a baby actor. I think
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  Speaker 2: I'm like twenty one, so I'm like, I'm just trying
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  Speaker 2: to get some money, like so I can get to
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  Speaker 2: LA and like start working professionally, right, making money hand
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  Speaker 2: over fist. And there were definitely some cocaine salesman's out there.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, we mak it like eight hundred,
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  Speaker 2: nine hundreds, sometimes two thousand to night and y'all y'all
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  Speaker 2: also sell a cocaine on the side. They're like yeah,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god. Yeah, And I was like, you know what,
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  Speaker 2: go off queens.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a there was a guy who waited
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  Speaker 4: tables with his name was Ocean and he dealt cocaine. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: he dealt cocaine, and like in a really sloppy.
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  Speaker 2: Way too, but he like being like a side of
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  Speaker 2: like yeah, so okay, so you're gonna get the steak free? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: and would you like a side of cocaine with that?
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  Speaker 2: How do you tell people that you did you? Did
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  Speaker 2: you a cocaine salesman.
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  Speaker 4: Like, I'll take that to go, that's how you do it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: with a wink, like how did they? How did Gwyneth tip?
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  Speaker 4: You have to tell me how did Gwyneth tip? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Gosh uh if I remember, Like, the only people that
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  Speaker 2: you wouldn't remember is that they tipped poorly, So she
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  Speaker 2: definitely didn't tip poorly.
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  Speaker 4: Right, yeah, so you know what I mean? Tip poorly? Anyone?
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  Speaker 4: Anyone stand out?
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  Speaker 2: I don't already had my issues with that lady. So
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  Speaker 2: y'all already know everyone you know?
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, some tip blows out there.
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  Speaker 4: But okay, alright, wow, oh yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know. Everybody already knows. Everybody who listen this podcasts
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  Speaker 2: will already know who I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, No, but I love this piece of paper.
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  Speaker 2: So did you, like, did you ever get caught there
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  Speaker 2: or did you end up just leaving there and just like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, getting into your professional pursuits.
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  Speaker 3: Or what it.
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  Speaker 4: I did a thing where all really one of the
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  Speaker 4: richest people in America just.
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  Speaker 3: And we'll take money back if somebody gave too much.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh wow, oh bad bad person. Bad person. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: well yeah fuck you person. Yeah, very attractive, but fuck
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  Speaker 4: you anyway.
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  Speaker 3: So how did you end up getting out of this
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  Speaker 3: restaurant game?
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  Speaker 4: Was it like the water like I got like there
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  Speaker 4: was just a restructuring or something like that. I knew
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna like I was at the bottom of
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  Speaker 4: the of the like they liked me and I was
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  Speaker 4: fun and everything, but I was definitely like personality higher
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  Speaker 4: like you said, and so I was kind of like
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  Speaker 4: I'm out of here, Like when am I going to
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  Speaker 4: get fired? And like the business would go up and
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  Speaker 4: down and it was just like a bad place. And
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  Speaker 4: so it really it really slowed down. We got a
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  Speaker 4: new manager in and he stopped giving me shifts and
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I didn't realize, like that was like
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  Speaker 4: an agrom. I was like, hey, man, can I just
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  Speaker 4: get some more shifts? And he was like, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: of course he never would. I was like, yeah, oh,
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  Speaker 4: you're just passive aggressively firing me. So then I I
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  Speaker 4: got another job where I could not scam. That was
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  Speaker 4: way harder and way more like solo where I but
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  Speaker 4: it was the only thing I could get where I
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  Speaker 4: I had to like show up at three thirty am
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  Speaker 4: and bake muffins. It was horrible. They were known for
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  Speaker 4: their muffins, and so they taught me how to like
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  Speaker 4: mix the muffins, put the blueberries in their blueberry muffins,
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  Speaker 4: bake the muffins, and then.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: You were literally the muffin man.
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: I was the muffin man. Thank you. Yeah, do you
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: know the muffin man. His name is John Dale. I yes,
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: I was muffin man. Damn good good points.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: I was muff You're more respect for to muffin man
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: because I thought he was just popular and chilling.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: No, he up at three am making muffins.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, it's horrible. And then I remember trying
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: to get a remember cafeteria in Manhattan cafeteria, I like
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: tried to get a job there, and I'm looking at
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: all these guys they hired. It was like they were models.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: They were so tall and hot, and I was like
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty handsome. You know, I'm not bad.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: But it was like, you're on the televisions. Yeah right,
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: you're in the things.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a famous character actor. Come on, I'm you know,
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: I'm hot. I'm hot as hell. Yes, yeah, yeah, number
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: one go off. But I didn't have that you know,
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: aqua line features or whatever. I wasn't like an alien,
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: so I didn't get that GiB. But that was the
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: job that had Like the hot people from my waiting
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: tables job they all got fired too, and they all
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: went to Cafetia and they were like, oh, we'll get
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: you a job here. And the manager was like, yeah,
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: you're just we don't high on personality. It's all looks.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: And I was like, okay, that's cool.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: That's so fucked up. But there are so many places.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: There's certain places I've gone to where I wanted to
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: be a bottle girl and it was like, oh, my
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: skin isn't light enough and my booty isn't big enough,
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: like I'm not getting this job or I'm not rail thin,
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: like they have aesthetics at certain places where it's just like, okay,
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: I don't fit.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Into this, Like that was I.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like looking at the people like why
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: do I even why am I even trying? I should
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: work at a Greek diner or something like that, if
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: I even can. And and then I did the thing
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: where I got a commercial and I made I think
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: it was like eighty grand I like like, I was like, damn,
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: I got eighty grand. Oh yeah, And I was like,
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: let's go clock the tea, clocking tea all day long, sweetheart,
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: and I am eating you know him, Yeah, you know it.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: I'm clocking. I'm eating, and I'm I'm working and I'm
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: living and we are and yad damn it. And you know,
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: I got a Wendy's commercial. It was like nice, wonderful.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: I got all this money, all these residuals. And then
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: I realized, oh no, it's gone, and like so I
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: was like, okay, I have to And I was teaching
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: improv and I was like, I gotta like double my
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: improv stuff. And I really got a you know, like
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: there was a there was like two years where I
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: was just like I could die, like I can't, like
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: I can either pay my rent and I was like
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: should I just pay all my rent in the year
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: and or whatever? And then things like picked up, I
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: moved to LA. I started to get like more writing
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: jobs and stuff. Moved to LA and started doing comedy stuff.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: But man, there was that just like Edgy Year, where
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: I was like, technically I should be waiting tables, but
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: I so badly do not want to do that anymore.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: I'm glad that you got out, but you also hustled,
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: and you hustled up and made money, and I'm glad
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: you asked questions because you got friends who were making
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: you know, X, Y and Z on the weekends, and and.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Then you were like, wait a minute, I'm not making
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: that much.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: And I know how many covers with people we got
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: coming in, right, so right, Honestly, I think the restaurant
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: was scam.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: You got your get back and we'll never know.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: I think life is a scam, and scamming in general
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: is just kind of cutting it.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Even with like the pangs to be born and dying.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Thing will never not bother me because it's like neither
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: of those I had a choice in scam.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: God another scam. I've never done this one.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: But he's never done this one.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: I have it. But I have one friend that is
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: a pure He's like an anarchist he's the only person
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: I know that I'm like, oh, wow, you're like a
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: real deal anarchy okay, you know, and he's a he's
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: an artist and a painter and a musician and stuff.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: And he does this thing where he's like, oh, I
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: I shop a Whole because he's you know, broke. But
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: he's like, I only shop at Whole Foods. And I
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: was like, really, so why And he goes, Oh, here's
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: what I do. I go in, I wear a hat,
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: I pull it down, I put on a podcast and
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: I really listen to the podcast, and you know, I
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: get into it. So I'm in the zone of kind
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: of listening, and I get my groceries. You know, he'll
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: get like normal groceries, and then he'll get like, oh,
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: the forty eight dollars ball samic or something like that,
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: and then like, you know, some really nice this and
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: some really nice that he'll go to the self checkout
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: aisle in Whole Foods and Whole Foods. The store philosophy
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: is basically, we would rather like if you're in Vaughan's
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: or Roush or something like that, they'll in you're in,
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: you're stealing. They will they're going to tackle it. But
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: in whole foods, they don't want to bother the rich
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: people that are freaking their Their philosophy is more like, yeah,
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: we kind of dial it into everything, you know, So how.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Would it look if we were tackling a stopperd whole
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: food thank you?
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: That would be I would be scandalized.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you? Yeah exactly, like oh my god, like.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Letting the pores in here now and they're stealing?
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, oh good good lord? Yeah. And so he
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: he does this thing where he like you know, legitimately
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: buys stuff and then like doesn't scan stuff or whatever,
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: like yeah, and then he kind of skips one and
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: like who's gonna notice? And he's like, I basically like
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: I'll buy like two hundred dollars worth of groceries for like,
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: you know, seventy five dollars and stuff like that. So
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe don't put that in.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: People have been talking about the robbin of the stores.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Right right, oh really okay, yeah, I'm not sure you.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Got a card you gotta, But it is fascinating to
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: me because like, instead of like going after them with
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: night sticks or having the surveillance state that other stores have,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: they're like Oh, it would be so embarrassing if we
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: if we if we accosted this man for taking stuff.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, our customer, what about other customers think.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Little Johnny Junior started crying when they tackled this awful man.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: That's their version of like protests. They're like, oh no,
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: it's made it to the Whole Foods. No one is safe.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, seriously, Yeah, it's your duty to steal from Whole Foods,
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: ladies and gentlemen. Is your at this point civic duty?
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: I believe. Yeah.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, like people are out here.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I think like if you're taking groceries and things that
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: you need to eat to survive, like I have way
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: more empathy for that, because it's like those things should
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: be affordable. Yeah, point by period, No one should have
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: to think about that. Like I'm as people used to
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: steal TVs, you know, car radios, like things that were
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: like luxury items, right, versus like now people are like,
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: oh I got to steal these eggs, right.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: I think even steal luxury items, steal everything because because
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: like Sony's not going to get hurt. Best Buy's not
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: going to get hurt if you're unless you are. And
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: that was the thing about working for the Muffin Man
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: thing is we just tell.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Y'all to get on jewelry Lane and get your shisty
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: out and run it up.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Like the owner of the muffin shop, like I loved.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: I was like, there's a couple. You know, there's like
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: super nice lady and she'd come to work with me
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: and she'd be like hello John. You know, like, really
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to steal from this woman. But a
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: big corporation they're not going to feel it. In fact,
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: they dial it into all their stuff. So steal as
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: much as you can. I don't recommend go on a
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: best Buy and like, I don't know how you would
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: do that.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: No, I mean I feel like best Buy employees might
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: get active. They might be like the secret waffle house
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: employees of the tech stores. Right, if you put somebody
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: in a blue polo, I just feel like they just
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: want to fight writing all day.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're going to haunt your life. They're gonna show
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: up at your head.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: They may not want to point you towards electronics, but
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: they are so pissed about being in that blue polo
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: and then fluorescent lights all day, they will.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Be nobody's happy nobody. Nobody in a uniform is ever no, no, like, yeah.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: It depends on the uniform.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: But I just feel like that one in particular, like
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: that blue polo and that lighting. They're just they're active,
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: they're ready to get active.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: I'm only happy in a Hooters uniform just because I
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: love nude stockings.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Right, Oh my goodness.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: I could never work at a restaurant where it has
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: to be hot every day, and shout out to y'all
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: who do that, because like it had like extra work.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, on the point, it would be rough.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I can't put my hair reck in a
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: bun I gotta put on a lash every day before
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I go work for they that'd be rough. Yeah, So
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: shout out to y'all beautifuls who get beautiful for work
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: every day.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good for you, go for it. Or where the
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: uniform and looked like shit, and well, thank you for
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: working at Hooters. That's why he was getting less shit.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Thank you. That was me. Yeah, I was like my
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: jaw was falling off or so high Jesus christ Ah.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. I love this.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: So we're gonna get into my favorite segment here, historic hoodwings.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: This is where I will Regale John with a famous
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: concaper group of criminals. We'll see if they're worthy of
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: our praise. Maybe they are, we'll say along the way.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: So today we're gonna be talking about key members of
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Norway's ski jumping team that were disqualified from the Winter
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Olympics because they were caught on camera illegally inflating the
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: crotches on their uniforms.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: So this is the crotch inflation gate.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Okay, what now ski jumpers? Yes, oh, so it must
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: have some aerodynamic thing.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: It has to, because I don't think they were trying
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: to be like start my only fans after the Olympics
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: I want everyone to know that I'm hard when I
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: do this because it's so exciting. This is me on Instagram.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: I'm Olympic Bowl.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: It's pretty evident. Yeah. So wow they are. Yeah, they're bulgy.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: They're bulging.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: So at the Nordic World Ski Championships in Norway last March,
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: a hidden camera caught head coach Magnus Brevig and suit
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: technician Adrian Litvin inserting illegal stitching into the crotches of
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: the suits of two star jumpers after the suits had
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: already passed inspection. So right before they competed in the
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Men's Large Hill event, they were sewing extra material into
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: the crotch to stiffen and add surface area that would
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: help during takeoff.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: Well Boy Inflategate.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Party Part two. But I questions. The first question I
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: have is how do you figure this out? How are
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: you like, you know, they get more air if we
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: crotch them.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: Right, cratch them? Yeah, if it sticks out, If it
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: sticks out, it must just be some Yeah, who knows,
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: who knows? They have to go. It's such a game
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: of inches that sport, so literally they're looking like they
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: have some more inches. They're packing some more inches up
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: in there. Is that a joke? Is that funny? Okay?
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: And I mean like a surface areas, So if they're
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: catching wind, there's more wind to catch because they're wider.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: I'm almost thinking of like those people who jump out
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: of the trees and like those like uh.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Wind squirrel Yeah, yeah, maybe.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: They're trying to squirrel them up a little bit.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they might be trying to squirrel it up. It
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: might just be like they stick these guys in a
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: wind tunnel with a bunch of confetti in it, and
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: they see it go and it's like, you know, it
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: kind of like curves around their body in the right
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: way and they're smart, they're doing that.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: There's got to be some science to it.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: But I hope there was like a bike pump involved, Like, okay, let.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Keep them out.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: We have discovered the crutches the area we need to expand, Like.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Who was watching this on video watching them these men
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: get their crotches, son.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Like you know we have here, you know, watching ski
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: jumping on the Olympics. Nobody, no, nobody, nobody cares about
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: ski jump.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: No. I mean if the people who care about skiing do,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: and I did run into some of them because I
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: was gonna I'm gonna go skiing eventually, and I was
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: thinking about going to Opera ski because my friends are
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: going in France after this wedding.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: I'm going to. But honestly, just feels like too many activities.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Are you a skier? Are you just gonna be out there?
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: If my mom Claire taken photos having a hot.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Hot little tidy some old wine, yeah, literally that's it.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: It takes some pictures looking like I was going to ski,
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: maybe even next to some skis.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, get some skis. Just get borrow some skis, get
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: out there and be like I did it.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: I did it. Oh yeah, thro a little snow on.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all for the ground.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's that's it.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: But I was talking to Sue Skiers in the airport
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: and I made the mistake of They were like, well,
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: you know the Olympics, like they're going to be out
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: there at the time that you're going to be out there.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, that's cute. Maybe I'll grab
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: some little tickets or whatever. We could go get some
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: photos and flicks off. I was like, I'm sure those
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: cause are cheap. Nobody cares about the Winter Olympics. These
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: ladies were like, oh, what would you say that. I
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: was like, oh wow, So they have some very niche,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: huge fans who are definitely watching these men jump with
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: their air cratches, right, and they care.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: I get, uh, yeah, I don't care about the Winter Olympics.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: Uh what's good about? Oh yeah, curling? That was big.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: That's like a sport that somebody invented in their backyard
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: and they're trying to pull it off.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: I feels like somebody who couldn't afford a zamboni. And
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: they were like, what if we all just get out
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: here with scoops.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah exactly, yeah yeah, and then there's a broom as
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: element to it.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: That the broom one is what I'm thinking. They were like,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: we'll just do it ourselves, and now let's make it
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: a sport.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I get out of my face of that rock ship.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Give me a break, play bachi, you dummies, I mean snoboci.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Things that were going to be dumber than Reygun with
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: the break dancing.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Raygun is an icon. The kangaroo move or she kangarooed around.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: I'll never forget it Australia. It turns out a much
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: different place. And then we thought that's acceptable.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: We have a video that was anonymously posted to YouTube.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Now they're trying to let the world know how many
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: views does this pumping half?
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: It has one hundred and fourteen Oh.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, one hundred and four cakes.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: It has one.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Hundred and four k views.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: I was about to say one hundred and fourteen, just
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: because that's all I thought that would be there. Okay,
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: let's see the pumping. Okay, So whoever's taking this video
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: is shooting like through a chair or like, wow.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Oh you can see the pump Okay, So there's a
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: sewing machine. This is a real They got a lot
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: of footage of.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: This also, like bruh, y'all just got this suit checked
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: for its integrity and then you want to sew, but
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: you're not even gonna do a handheld stitch.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: You're not gonna give.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Me like you got a whole sewing machine out here,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Like you turned y'allself into like a little sweatshopp in
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: the back. Yeah, how did y'all think y'all weren't gonna
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: get caught doing this? The door is cracked open a
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: little bit and we can literally see this sewing machine.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: I think if you can, if you can, just expand
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: your crotch and get that money many more points. It's
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: not real sport.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Look at this guy in the green. He looks stressed out,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: like all right, can y'all so fast?
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: He's kind of like we're doing something bad. Let's go,
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: let's go.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: But I'm sorry you heard the I feel like you
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: need more Oceans eleven type sewing stuff. Like how a
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: y'all coming in here with these big ass sewing machines?
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Why is it in the bright light? Like why are
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: they doing this?
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah? This needs to be under candle light. I don't know.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Somebody should have been guarding all the doors.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: I'm not seeing pumping too. I'm pissed.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Expanding the suit right now.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: They're expanding it.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: So I want to see a pump though.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: I want to see somebody with the air tire pump
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: or if we're really moving quick, I want to see
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: an electric mattress inflator pump.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Yes, when they're just putting that little.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Two and how much time y'all the music?
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go ha ha.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: But seems they got caught, seem that way.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were very bold though, it's they must this
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: was not their first time. So if you're bringing holds,
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: multiple sewing machines and you got like an area for it,
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: like you've been doing this for a while.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, And I feel like that's just so innocent,
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Like it's like these people are jacking steroids. They're cycling allready,
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: you know, they're these.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: They're like how many Torti frances did Lance arms? So
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: I'm still from other people?
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I like how he's kind of making his rounds,
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: trying to come back now and be an influencer. It's
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: like you're known for lying to everyone in the world.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: He's also known for Livestrong bracelets.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and for the ball he's got one ball,
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: He's got one ball things.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: And also, I mean he did kind of give us
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: an iconic moment because obviously he would not have won
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: all of those Twitter frances back back to back. And
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: everybody loves somebody who's just like the Michael Jordan of
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: their sport, and so we all loved it.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and who's complaining about it? These French people like
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: he is. It's like you are too man, and.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Now and now I get the later. No one cares
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: that I'm thirty. Yeah. No, we don't care that you're heard.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: I don't care that you first now because you moved up.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: We don't care. Nobody cares about the toward France. Man,
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: it sucks.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: We already bought the bracelets, bro.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we only care if someone's winning it. By the way,
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: this guy Alex Hunald needs to stop the fucking madness.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: He climbed a skyscraper the other day. I don't think
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: he cheated. I'm not saying he's scamming. I'm just saying, dude,
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: David Blaine does it. But he's not putting his life
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: in danger and potentially like making their you know, orphaning
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: his kids or whatever. This guy is psycho, but doesn't.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: He have the like little amigdola where he doesn't feel
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: like fear.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: You're talking about that, like it's good. It's not good
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: to have the little of Mikla.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Natural like side effected his brain. Is that he's getting
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: on the skyscraper like.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Du Yeah, he has no fear. He has no fear thing,
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: he has no fear low fear love is.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: I think he's like trying to juice it up because
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: he wants some He got a junkie. Now he's just
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: trying to trying to get that high. We need to
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: put him in a facility.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: You can't. He needs to be put down, like.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: We started killing him, damn before.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: He kills again. He seems like a killer, like if
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: there was somebody that is he has shark eyes.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: That's the side. That's a side hustle murder.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's higher. His side hustle is just he can
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: kill somebody just like really scientifically, watch them bleed out
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: and up.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: I gotta get this over with because I gotta climb.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: The empire tomorrow fascinating the behavior of a dying man. Okay,
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: now let me go climb. I'm gonna climb el capitat.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah literally, I yeah. The whole girlfriend of it all.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: I was like, maybe if you don't leave this, this
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: is too stressful.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Okay yeah yeah. Oh my sports something where it's kind
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: of like Russian right asked for it? Yeah, nobody asked
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: for nobody wants and winning it is lame and like consequential. Yeah, exactly.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: It's like you.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Climbed the thing.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: I went on a rabbit hole on TikTok the other day,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: they had a man who was actually interned in a cave. Unfortunately,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: he passed away because he went cave diving. He's like
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: one hundred feet in and he slipped into a crevice
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: that he couldn't be lifted out of, and then they
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: tried to take him out, but then he went further
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: in to it and so he was just gone.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: And it was so sad.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: But it was also like, sir, you had a wife
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: who's pregnant and a child, and you decided to go
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: climbing the people's dirt.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like that's the people. You're climbing every stick
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: this thing's littered with dead.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Bodies, like green Boots is a mile marker.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Green boots is a mile marker, and the other ones is.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Like the sleeping beauty, like that's a woman, Like they
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: have other ones, and I'm like, I'm not. I'm sorry,
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing nothing to wear. The mile markers are
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: people just like are no longer here, y'all.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: We deserve to die. Sorry, Palf saying it's like the
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: subway submarine idiots.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we did a whole episode on ocean Gate,
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: and go back to ocean Gate, y'all if you haven't
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: heard it, because it's wild.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: They died. I did a break dancing rougimee. I was
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: so happy, My god, John w No, I don't want
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: them to die.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: I know, I know. You're just going to stop scaring
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: everybody to.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Keep it safe. I'm like, is this a sport or
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: like a perversion.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: No, it's something that just doing.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Nobody asked for that, Yeah, nobody asked. We're not watching
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: it live and we hear about it after.
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: It's a fetish. You're weird, uh, and hopefully you don't.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Die, yeah, because won should be live for your family.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Rab run So the coach and wardrobe specialists. We're boosting
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: the bulges of the Olympic champion jumpers, Marius Lindevic and
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: his teammate Joanne andre f Frag Johann excuse me because
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: right Nordic Johann andre Fofan So. Marius won golden ski
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: jumping at the twenty twenty two Beijing Olympics, and we
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: have a video of his ski jump right here.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Oh damn, he's got a boner. Yep, he's pumping, he's pumping,
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: he's he's he's easy.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Did they only notice because of the video or was
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: somebody looking directly at their crotches, like yay, too much
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: crush days?
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: Well, abs absolutely naildy, he's absolutely nailed it.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: One of the most dangerous sports.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just look at that. Wow, I mean it's pretty.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: It's beautiful to what feel good?
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: I can't stand on skis, let alone launch my full
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: inflated crotched body.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: It's there.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: That's a sport that takes more than it gives. Like
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: I'm watching it, I'm going, that's cool. But everyone looks
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: the same. It must feel so cool to be there.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: But yeah, as a spectator sport, I'm like.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, you jumped off the thing.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Let me watch the Dodgers or something.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So the team's assistant head coach also confessed to
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: participating in the plot, even though he wasn't in the video.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Marius and Johann claimed they were unaware of the pubic
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: plus up to alter their suits. They got three month
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: suspensions in August of twenty twenty five, so they said
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: they didn't know that they were putting more more crutch
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: in the crotch.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Do I believe this?
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: No?
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: I swear my dick was hot. It was just hot.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: I swear we didn't pump it.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Come on, yeah, no, y'all pump pumped it louder.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Y'all y'all knew what was going on, because like, I'm sorry,
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: you're gonna notice if you're putting on a suit and
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: you just got one inspected and now you got a
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: freshly sown one.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Like freshly sown, yeah, yeah.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Something's gonna give it away. There's gonna be some hang
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: strings with something.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And they're like, this sport is so unpopular.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: So the officials were inserting illegal non elastic stitching into
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: the suits, making them larger, smoother, and more aerodynamic. It
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: seems like we all just need to make better suits,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: because why can't everybody just have this better suit?
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know, Nike.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: So investigators could only confirm the tampering by tearing apart
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: the suits. Many teams tried to slightly stretch or padsuits
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: in order to give them a little bit more surface area.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: This kind of cheating is more or less universally acknowledged
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: as an unsavory but ever present aspect of the competition,
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: and it does result in some disqualifications. What set the
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: scandal apart is that it was caught on camera and
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: it was the head coach doing it. So they said
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: everybody been goose in the suit, but they got caught
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: it four k. So now we have to act like
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: it's a big deal.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah. By the way, Johnny Weir was seen at the
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: ski jumper area. Oh boy, okay, is that funnier? Bad?
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Excuse me, john that was not good looks. Listen, listen,
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: I'm trying my best at the Winter Olympics. Information what
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: I know about the Winter Oh by the way, this
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: is not a sport that takes don't take talent to
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: stiffen your body and fly. Give me a triple axle, baby.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: I know, there used to be a black girl whoul
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: do like triple axels and backflips on.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: And then they made the move illegal because they were like,
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: it's too.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: Dangerous to do. Yeah, now you're too good at this, right.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: They were like, it's a legal down because everybody else
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: is gonna die trying.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm like, no, well, let me keep doing anything.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: So I get what they're saying.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: They're like, look, everybody does this, but you got caught,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: so now we have to pretend it's a big deal.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: And you're right, John, nobody gives a fuck about the
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: sport enough to be like the go in the soaps.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: I also think, by the way, nobody gives a fucking
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: yes about the sport, but it's too iconic of a scam.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: It's crotch beigginning. So if it was different, if it
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: was like the shoulders need to be smoother, nobody would
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: care about that. But it's the fact that it's like
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: men with a crotch area getting bigger. That was their mistake.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: The men are like, no, I have so much croutch,
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: don't say I have little crotch man.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, men don't like.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: That exactly, And what are these guys not hug because
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: it's like a joke. It's like some people that get
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: off for murder because their murders like boring and not
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: iconic r and then somebody who like yeah, and then
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: somebody I don't know, like who, I don't know what
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: I'm talking about, but you know what I'm saying, Yes,
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: it's just not it doesn't like it's not like good yeah,
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: good good copy.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah it really isn't it Also just like you were saying,
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: it's kind of insipid. So one of the sea jumping
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: officials who inspected the fluffed up suits said the stretch
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: of the material was quite elastic, and when we felt
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: the suit it was not elastic at all. They had
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: opened up the five different layers of the material. Are
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: you awake? Is everyone awake out there? This is like
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: one of those like you know what, the dogs come
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: out and the cops like. So we waited outside his
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: house for four days and then we went to a
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: trash and bingo, we found a postal note that opened
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: the case.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: Wad open and we're all like, this is the most
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: boring shit ever in.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: My life, and it's the best day of this loser's life.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Oh I caught them. Oh wow, I got to do
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: my job once in my fucking life.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: It got almost around for three years.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's corackty like okay, okay, sit down, buddy.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: So there, you know, ripping open the material, they're finding
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: a different kind of material and that they had sewn
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: back in the material or whatever. They absolutely knew that
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: shit was going on, because if you're inspecting a suit,
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: why wouldn't you be doing that ship right before the
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: actual competition. That's like people doing drug tests like two
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: weeks out before the actual competition then being like y'all good,
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: y'all passed. We did it a month ago, y'all passed.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: You know, I could be juicing right now. I could
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: get back on the drugs.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, these guys are and Ricklea is like nobody's business.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: This guy's breadth is so fresh it makes them twice
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: as fast it does.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: They fly through the air.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: This is a step down from blowing an alpine horn.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: I want to hear that horn. This again gives more
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: than it takes, or takes more than it gives. This
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: dumb sport ski.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Jumping cratch rules. I know you want to hear more.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: John the objective, and ski jumping is done to do
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: one big jump and fly through the air further than
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: the competition. Not it's in the name. But if you
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: guys didn't know, I know, so you're you're. You achieve
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: this by going fast with as little drag as possible,
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: and once you're in the air, you hold perfectly still
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: and try to catch it a win with your body
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: and sail.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: And this also includes your penis and balls.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: So I guess your penis and balls got to be
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: steal God while you fly it still.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Yes, you can't be flipping around.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: You can't be flying with an angry deck.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: No, you need you should talk it. You need like
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: a sports prop for your they should talk. That would
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: take more surface area to the drag. Queens didn't get
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: involved because if they tucked.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: We didn't stick on dicks in our butts. And it's smooth,
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: more aerodynamics. Yeah, but I'm.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: Serious, like we'll get with the ski jumpers and goes
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: do shit like that.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: It's crazy.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: So a larger suit can extend a jumper's flight by
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: several meters. Teams of experts test the skis and clothing
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: and wind tunnels to maximize the aerodynamics kind of like
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: what you were saying earlier, John with like maybe they
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: were in a wind tunnel right long before the jumpers
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: try to achieve the perfect takeoff, fly and form and landed.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: One study published in October and a scientific journal showed
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: that adding about half an inch of fabric to the
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: circumference of a suit could increase the jump.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: By nine feet.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: So if y'all just had bigger penises, you would have
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: been jumping bigger already.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: But they had to put in last some material for y'all.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: So the studies co author Soren Mouliere and the area
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: stretched by the V position of says the area stretched
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: by the V position of the leg in the crotch
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: area is the most noticed and offers a great advantage
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: the crotch. He's it's the first time I've ever heard
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: the crotch offers a great advantage. Okay, it's been disadvantaging
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: women and men all over the world for years. So
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: he's the head of the ski jumping research at the
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Institute for Applied Training Science in Leipzig, Germany, which is
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: a job.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: You can have if you want.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: That's a side job. It's not a job.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: This is his profession.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: He waits tables at my whole day. This guy's got
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: this is his not not his money job.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: And you don't even know what's soaring up to.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: He could be looking at crotches with magnifying glasses all day,
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: just getting the stitches.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: And you know he's throwing crotches in a simulator.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: He probably gets paid better than anybody. This This is
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: who gets free healthcare.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Oh for sure, he's getting free healthcare.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Countries country's perfect lockdown.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Imagine a country so great that your whole job could
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: just be crouching.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just the fabric on the front of these non
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: athletes whole suit. Yeah, you croutch specialist, crotch man like America.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: We've really robbed ourselves on opportunities.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: A billionaire hoarding money.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: So this incident brought national shame to Norway, and Norway
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: invented ski jumping and they usually dominate the international competition.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: They fired their men's league team like leadership as a
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: punishment for the scandal. One German ski jumping champion said,
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: this is doping, just with different needles.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: Oh needles, sewing needles, It just stopping fift different.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: That's a great with that one he ate with that one.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: That guy worked on that he works.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he was like, oh they interview means.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: A crutch this no, no, no, no different, they have no balls,
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: no no, no.
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: Yes, the stupid spots we have it is doping, but
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: with dix instead of steroids.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: We got there. We got there with And y'all really
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: ate with that.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: He kicked, he nailed that. You all give him credit.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Now I care Now I care suddenly about this and
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: I'm enraged.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm gonna call Norway.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm sure they want to hear from us
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: because they've been hearing about that Nobel Peace. Yeah, yeah,
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Now we got to hit him with this.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be like your beautiful Fjords. Don't get me wrong, right,
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: but these are this is wrong and we're angry. And
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: there's that one movie that's the place takes place in Norman,
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: It's very disturbed, or the one where that's about.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: The Murder's great give a murder today.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: John, Yeah, Oh yeah, let's kill Alex. Let's kill that dude.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: And who was this anonymous whistle blower? Blower could go
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: a lot of different ways here. Who blew these men's grudges.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: We still don't know. We still don't know. They're anonymous.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: They did it for the love of the game.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: His name was Adolf Hitler.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Junior R Crazy.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: I feel like it's got to be the guy who
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: the German ski jumping chip and who was like, this
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: is doping, just with a different needle.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: It's giving you.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Saw that that guy ate that guy with that, He's like.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Excuse me, and then you put it up anonymously because
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: he probably don't want to be no snitch because those
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: probably doesn't look good in their forums for anybody to
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: be snitching.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he'll still be able to participate in this part,
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: but you can't hang out.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Who's gonna want to do you at Olympic village if
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: I think you're a snitch?
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: No, And Olympics, apparently we're learning, is all about fucking
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: each other. Yeah, that's what it's about.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: So it's like he was.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: Going he wouldn't go get no play if he'd come
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: out like yeah, I feel like he did it, yeah,
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: because that's why he got the like the real cuntry
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: like phrase.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: He'd be slumming it with the curlers. Yeah, and he
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: be like, all right, these curlers aren't too good looking.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: But uh, you know, these people won't talk to me.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: I'm a rat. I'm a jump rat.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Right, you don't be a jump rat. You want to
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: hang out with the figure skaters.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Jump rat.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: I burned all my relationships over there. I burned it.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: It's cool. I burned a lot of bridges. But I'm
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: fucking right, I'm right.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like he did a jump rat. They're
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: never gonna tell us that his phrase was just too good.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: It was too perfect with the needles rat.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was ic.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy, we know what you are. We know
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: who you are.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: We know you're the only funny German.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, come on, go on your hand that come
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: out there slapped since ever?
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: So yeah, we know what you are.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: So what happens at the Olympics Now, After an eleven
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: month investigation, the International Ski and Snowboard Federation the FIS
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: announced an eighteen month suspension for the head coach, assistant
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: coach and suit technician on January fifteenth, less than a
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: month before the start of the Winter Olympics. And even
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: after those eighteenth months, they probably won't become like welcome
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: back for work in any sports teams in Norway ever
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: again because of the shame they brought on the house.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: So the head coach said, we regretted like dogs, and
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry that this happened.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: I think that might be lost in translation. We regret
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: it like dogs. Oh my god, that's now Norway only.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: We regretted like dogs.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: We regretted like dogs. Sorry. By the way, these people
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: should get paid for this because it's the only thing
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: that's got me interested in this dumb sport. They should
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: be like, this is this is probably the biggest having
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: a scandal like this. They should be given a gold
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: medal for just bringing attention for influence. Yeah exactly, just
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: like uh, breakdance.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Crazy known about break dance until she went over there
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: and was terrible.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: She's like, I'm a kindergarten teacher. The brake dancing the
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: kid in the garden.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: We need you to stop teaching kids. Aren't teaching you.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: It's given the kids a teacher.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: You break dance. They were like, look at I can
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: do and you're like, I'm taking that.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: Move, act like a Bundy at like it can go rule.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: So Marius and Johann, the ski jumpers are Johann will
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: be allowed to compete as long as.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Their crotches aren't enhanced.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Now they're gonna be all in y'all crotch like heavily
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: y'all can crotch pat downs before everything. So the International
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Ski Federation said they should have checked and asked questions
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: about the nighttime adjustments.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, the nighttime adjustments to their crotches.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: This this reporter is really uh really milking this really truly.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Regulators added the new rules before Milan Courtina Winter Games,
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: which are about to start. Before ski jumping events, two
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: officials and a doctor will use improved three D measurements
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: to evaluate athletes in their uniforms. The shape of the
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: suit will make it harder to tamper with the arm
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: and leg cuffs and more difficult to lower the crotch
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: to provide more surface areas. So now they got an MD.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: That's the best use of three D. I've heard recently
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: they're using three D measurements to measure dick.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: But this is a doctor.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we should have a best professional. Well yeah, seamstress definitely,
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: but they do have that. They have they have the
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: officials who work with the shapes of the suits.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: So they have that. They have all these people who.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Are gonna now be I don't know, putting them through
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: like a cat scan before Daniel.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: Day from Famm threads there twirling his stas right, and.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: What what a weird job to have, is it? How
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: do you get to crotch inspection and when you get
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: your medical degree?
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but that guy crotch inspection, His family's
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: never been more happy, just like that got a job.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: Right, That's that's our dads, the one with the handful
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: of the manclot What are we doing? So after suits
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: passed the control checkpoint, tamper proof microchips are inserted into
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: the suit to prevent manipulation. Scanners will be able to
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: tell before and after the jump if all of the
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: chips are in place.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, that sounds really bad. Yeah, that's just a lot.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: And that they add Wait, those microchips.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: You know, you don't think they starving and we got
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: microchips to Yeah, crotch tampering.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Let them tamper the crotches. Who is it really hurt?
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no one, I'll tamper those crotches. Come on, let
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: me in there. Yeah.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: John just goes to the Olympics to tamper.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: With these tampering crotches, you know, in the Olympic village.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: So also, anyone disqualified for an equipment violation will get
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: a yellow card like a soccer penalty. Another violation leads
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: to a red card disqualification from the next event, plus
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: the team loses their slot for the skier in the competition.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: I have a feeling that they don't have enough people
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: who can do this sport or want to do this sport,
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: because in any other doping situation or cheating situation, you're
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: just disqualified and they usually strip you of your medals
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: and your awards or whatever.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: But for this, like I think there's not that many
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: guys who can do this.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: So they're like, if we disqualify everybody, we can't, we're
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: gonna sport sho.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: You know. Germanic people just love to make rules, you know.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: Oh no, it's gonna be a yellow card thing, and
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: then a red card, and then a blue card and
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: then you're disqualified. Yeah there a black card. Yeah, they
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: don't have enough done a visa black card, yeah, visa. Yeah,
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: this don't have enough participants, You're right, They're just like okay,
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: well yeah, we can't really kick this guy out. He's
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: really good.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: It's also this is super dangerous, and I just feel
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: like if it's a sport that people aren't really interested in,
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: people clearly don't want to do.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: It's probably also very expensive to train for this.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Like they're not gonna be able to get some kid
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: off of the Norway streets and be like come over
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: here and almost down maybe dah.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you need a big hill and you need a
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: brave person, yes, yeah, to put us to sleep.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: But I love how they're trying to wag their finger.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: It's almost giving like a parent giving the time out,
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna count down from five and then they
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: get to one and they're like zero negative one.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it's like you're not really reprimanding these people.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Wait, he's jump as good, but we'll check the Dick
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: chips and the Dick chips. The Dick chips are, it's official.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: He's boring. He wins gold sport. Oh man, the game
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: of inches.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: It is a game of inches and feet. So that
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: brings us to the end of this story that was
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: so riveting. Definitely cared about it so much. But John,
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: before I let you go, I wanted to do a
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Scammer of the week. We haven't done one in a while.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: So a Scammer of the week is where we honor
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: or maybe don't honor a charlatan. Maybe they're worthy of
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: our praise, maybe they're not. Today, we're gonna keep on
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: that Chip thing, you know what I mean. We got
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Dick Chips.
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: Oh please.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Now we have a couple known as the Fake Chip
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: and Joanna Gaines, and they have admitted to five million
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: dollars in home renovation scams in Texas. So if you
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: don't know who Chip and Joanna Gaines are, there a
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: couple who have been on AHGTV since two thousand and
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: three and they are from Waco, Texas, and they created
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: the show Fixer Upper and indoctrinated the American viewing public
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: into combining.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Ship lap and claw foot tubs.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: They're Evangelical Christians who now sold Trump supporters, who now
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: have their own TV network and home goods brand at Target.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: This is them.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: They're motivated. Oh they look like they're made of wax, right.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Joanna definitely Also Joanna doesn't give me fool white lady.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know why you.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Are Evangelical Christian because they're not giving me spicy white
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: up in there.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: Someone's a little spicy when they start.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Holding up them cute cards in the race wars, they
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: gonna take your ass.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's not gonna make it. Oh yeah, I can't
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: make a girl. Yeah she's her twenty three and me
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: is yeah, we.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: Know where we know where it is.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: So Christopher and Roquel Judge are a married couple from
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Fort Worth.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: I love this. This is from Texas.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: They're a married couple from Fort Worth and they admit
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: it that between twenty twenty and twenty twenty three, they
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: present themselves as just as good as Chip and Joanna,
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: and they said that they could do architecture, construction, and
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: interior design just like the famous TV couple. I can
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: tell you right now it's probably been years since Joanna
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: or her man or whatever his name is Chip have
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: ever probably touched a hammer a nail. Like they're just
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: the face of this. And then the construction workers come in,
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: like you really think they're doing this.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: That's the power of Teller.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: We can make stupid claw foot tubs like these jerks. Wait,
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: what is the So there's a couple that's real. Yes.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: And then there's a couple. What did they say? They
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: were like.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: The couple said, we can do it just as good
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: as Chip and Joanna. They said, we just like Chip
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: and Joanna.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: Look at us, they're whiter.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: We're whiter too, like we look. Come on, now, who
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: you gonna go with?
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: We follow Christ even more.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Okay. I've never been to a church that didn't have
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: only drum music. Yeah, all we wears jeans.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: All we wear is true religion and there's only one Christ.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: My church always got pyrotechniques. We are the whiter ones here, okay.
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: All the priests are up on wires. Everybody's everybody's flying.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Hell, I'll fly sometimes.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: So they pleaded the car fake couple, Christopher and Raquel.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: They pleaded guilty to federal charges of using social media
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: to defrayd dozens of homeowners out of nearly five million
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: dollars with the promise of custom homes and renovations. They
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: would present clients with a below market bid to secure
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: the building contracts before starting projects that were never finished
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: and ultimately left victims with incomplete houses. Now, damn, why
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: would y'all not finish their houses?
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: It's weird. Yeah, they a quick check.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: They were like, we're good looking, we're white.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: People are going to talk about this, people are going
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: to talk about this. Yeah, what was that intonation?
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: I also just love them trying to give out discount
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: ship and Joanna Gains like, I hope somebody showed up
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: with like a handheld camera and pretended that they were
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: filming in for their own TV show too, like walk
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: us through.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: Here, there's another there's another level. Yeah, it's people who
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: do apartments and.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: They're like, when are we going to see this? Oh,
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be out. It's gonna be out on all platforms.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: Let's judge them just on attractiveness. Let's look at the
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: first good couple.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out one of them is giving
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: me st energy, Like, are y'allbove girls a couple?
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: I think the first one, the first one that the
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: legit ones, yeah, and then the litter. Look at the scammers.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: They're both scammers, let's face it. Yeah, they're younger. The scammers. Yes,
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: she's got a five head, he's he's yeah, no bad veneers, Yeah,
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: it's bad. He's got he's got gentler eyes. And the
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: other the other guy looks really dumb.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: He looks kind of yeah.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he also just kind of looks like he hangs
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: out with people that say just like the worst things ever.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: But he considers himself like a better guy because he's
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: just like co signing across.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: He's not he's not coming up with the bad ship.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just yeah, he's easy. He's withstanding it very easy.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: They're cracking a beer and he's like, yeah, well, I'm
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: like we should kill them all. He's like, hey, buddy,
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: you wild boy.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's there. That's my boy. That's when this
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: couple get hired at your guys' restaurants. For the lady,
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: I have to see that body for the guy, you like, Yeah,
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: for sure. The lady, she probably would, she's pretty.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the guy I could see behind the bar. I
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: could see behind the bar.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: But I need to know what's under that hat because
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: he hat fishing right now, so no hats are make
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: up for men.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: So I need to know how much foundation he got on.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he could get hired at the cafeteria, right, cafeteria.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Cafeteria.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he looks he looks like he would appear in
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: an episode of Sex in the City.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: You know, them. No, they're not, like, yeah, he does
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: look kind of like Aiden. Yeah.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Now the originals Chip and Joanna, they're not getting hired
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: like Joanna and Mike.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: A slide is a host of somewhere, but Chip.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: Oh Man, a host is at like, yeah, Olive Garden.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: She could do a little better to well, Olive Garden
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: Pittsburgh where I'm from.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, you know, I went to school in Pittsburgh, so
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: I know specifically talk about.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I know exactly where.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Did you do improv? But Friday Night Improvs?
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: I think I tried it.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: They were like a little snobby about it at the time,
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: and I was like, okay, bitch.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: Now hold on TV exactly exactly.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're a little sobby about it.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: But to connect, oh my god. Wow.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: So yeah, but those aren't litmus tests for if they
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: would be able to work in the hot people restaurants
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: in New York.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: Now, while clients were asking the scam couple.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: About delays and construction and complete projects, Chris and Walquel,
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: we're using the money on mortgage payments, living experiences expenses,
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: and plastic surgery.
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: How dare you call yourself a follower of Christ? Oh
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: my god, took.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Three people money and went out and got so so
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: BBus Like, I wonder what the plastic surgery was. You
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: did say you saw bad Veneers, so perhaps it was
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: the Veneers.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: They got definitely dental. Something dental going on. That guy's
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: got nine extra teeth.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Maybe he went to Turkey and got that that hair transplant.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's what That hat is a dead giveaway.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Because his had his hair looks so thick. They I
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: feel like a guy with hair like that is going
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: to shut that hair off.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, look at Rich. He got his hair out
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: all the time. I really see Rich in the hay.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Great hair, great hairline.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: It definitely went to Turkey, which I will never do
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: in probably five years. Yeah.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: If you got that good hair, you gotta have it
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: in the wind. Yeah, he went to Turkey for sure.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Even how the band is pulled down, I'm like, yeah,
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: you got some dats up there, Yeah, which is okay,
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: which is okay with money.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: Look how he pushes the band down. You know, he
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: likes his hair a certain way when he takes the
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: hat off, and that's why he puts it down. He
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: likes to take it off and have it cause I
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: know because I'm very vain. Yeah, he's a he's a
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: gross guy, and he's a seems like a rapist. I'm
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: damn well, no it's not. Is he gonna come for me.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: He's a scammery scams. He scams rich people. So that
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: is yeah, if that's a little bit okay.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: But at the same time, like these people might be
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: median income because we're talking about Texas and we're talking
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: about people who watched like Chip and Joanna, which that
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: was a huge television show on HGTV. These are a
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: non scamming couple and they want that cloth foot tub.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: They want that modern place, and like they were excited
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: about it. But somebody telling you that you're gonna get
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: it for the low I never trust that.
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: Who would you put that bathroom?
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Definitely in the Instagram because that is definitely like a
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Pinterest post and now everybody wants that. In reality, like
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: clowfoot tubs are annoying as hell, Like I got a
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: shower first, then get in there with being my knee.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: Soup didn't drain, it didn't clean it up.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a this is an airbnesthetic. Yeah, this
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: is not Oh, they have a tree. There is that
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: all there all the time, right.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: This is like you come in and you take pictures
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: for your Instagram and you talk about self care and
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: your self care journey.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: This is it's not a person's house. This is just
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: staged and just like they're just like.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: Their scam just just part of a good point that Also,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: you can get injured with a claw foot tub, like
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: people almost fall out of them or do fall out
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: of them, which reminds me of the fact that they're
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: from an older time and we upgraded the tub for
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: a fucking reason. Yeah, but people be all on nostalgic, like, Oh,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: I bathe outside with a bucket in hot water and.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: I just pour it over my body. It's like there's
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: a whole reason we invented the shower bookie. We don't
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: want to do that.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, do you wash your clothes with the fucking board
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: thing like a streams? What are you doing?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: It's a rich people stead to choose struggle because they
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: have free time to do.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: So. Yeah, it's a little bit of a bespoke kind
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: of thing. It's like a treadwife kind of like it's
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: exactly what I was going to say eighty five.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my husband wanted fresh baked bread. So I went
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: outside and I grew some wheat. After the wheat had
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: germed and sprouted, I milt it in my kitchen. Once
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: I had the flour maid, I went out and milked
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: my cow and churned the butter.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: I was fucking my mistress and my piano tear in
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: Fort Worth. And then I came home to my horrible
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: robot wife. She had made me. The fresh bread was
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: sour dough, and boy did it hit the spot.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: It took three weeks to make.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Girl like, it's such a flex girl, We're going to
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: the store. I don't need to be doing all it.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Y'all make your own fresh oranges and Brandon and rice
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: Chrispy trees from actual rice.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: Crazy.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: We farmed the rice our rice patty in our backyard,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: which probably.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: Not supposed to have in Los Angeles County, but we do.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: But we do. We pay that we pay the fines.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: So in one Texas town called Runaway Bay, Christopher who's
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: the guy with the hat on scammer, he racked up
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: more than four hundred citations for building code enforcement, which
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: is now like how the FBI got involved. So they
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: were making money with this and I love that they
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: were in a place called runaway because they're definitely running
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: away with everybody's money.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Like they asked for a bay window, you ran away.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: So yeah, he got over four hundred citations because he
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: was just not like knowing what he was doing when
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: it comes to building code or any enforcement. So these
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: houses can't even standing. You know, Texas has some severe
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: weather events. You know how they have the waffle house
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: index in like Florida and like other states like Georgia,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: where like if the waffle house closes, the weather is
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: about to be a real serious situation, real because waffle
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: house stays open, it's like whole thing. Well, now we
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: have the Ted Cruise Index in Texas, that's true. Yes,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: So it's like, if Ted is cruising, we in for
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: a bruising.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean. If Ted is Runaway Bay,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: yes we're in for a bad day. Yes, Runaway Baye
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: who named her town the babysitters Club, right, fucking Nancy
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: Drew Mystery Girl does sound much.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Somebody didn't murder and everybody has a secret. But yeah,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: if Ted flying, everybody died. Yes, No, it makes us
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: that all these citations were what brought the FBI into
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: this situation, and now Chris faces up to twenty years
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: in prison for wire fraud.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: Now it says Chris, it doesn't stay Roquale, damn.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: Maybe she thought it was legit the whole time, right,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: Roquel had to know did you read about this Genshaw
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: thing which one Gen Shaw? I just I don't know
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: about it.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: Didn't watch that, But oh are you talking about when
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: she was scamming them old?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: She was scamming old people and it was like, in
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: order to make a website, you need to pay me
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: forty thousand dollars. Old people will just do it. It's
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: so great she.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Took advantage of the older things. She's in jail right
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: now currently being an influencer.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: She'll be out soon.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: She got her sentence reduced, Like genas about to be
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: out here in the streets again. And I know she's
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: going right back to real house west of Salt Lake,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: and I will have to turn my television on, all.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: Right and see what she's up to.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, but what she did was completely unethical, and also
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: she was going after the most vulnerable people in society.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: At least these people are trying to get a claw
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: food tub if you're thinking about a claw food tub,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: you got your problems on.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: You already have a tub, already have a tub. Yeah,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: you already have one tub. Yeah, and you probably have
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: four tubs.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a rich tub problems.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is rich.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: No, do you want an aesthetic tub? You definitely already
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: have a tub, and you definitely have a shower.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: It's like an outdoor shower, Like, you already have a shower.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: You want an outdoor shower.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we can't feel that bad for you for wanting that.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, these people own a chain of hardware stores or something.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: These are rich people.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: Well, actually, it looks like both of them are scheduled
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: to be sentenced separately later this year, according to federal prosecutors.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: Now, getting the fans involved is very dumb.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Y'all should have kept it at a misdemeanor level, and
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: wire fraud is how they get you, and y'all will
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: probably do time depending on your audience, though. I feel
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: like if they get a jury of their peers in
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: bump fuck Texas, they might get away.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah they might. Their peers are going to see those.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: Teeth and be like, yeah, but if your peers are broke,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: you're not getting away.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: The peers are broke. Orange is the new tub Yeah,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying. Orange is the new maryl Yes,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: right right, Yeah. I hope they got caught in like
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: a like a county in the middle of the state
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: instead of like Runaway Bay or whatever. Yeah.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want them to be like, is that
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: y'all in there and Runaway Bay Road like Blue Jay Road.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: I don't want you get caught on Blue Road. I
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: want y'all be accosted at your mega church. Yeah, like
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: I wanted to be embarrassing.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: I want Ted Cruise to also be in that jail.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, we would love for Ted Cruise to be in
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: somebody's jail. But no, he's gonna be in CanCon.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: He's gonna be in cant Coon doing it well.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: John, that was fantastic. What wonderful time I've had.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: I've had a wonderful time. Yes, that was great.
• 1:05:54
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• 1:05:56
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• 1:05:59
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• 1:06:48
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• 1:06:53
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• 1:07:06
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• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: All right, Congregation, I really want you to get out
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: there and stay running away.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, damn.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: Damn Goddess.
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