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😱 Mike Tyson uses a prosthetic penis for this specific thing... · KIIS Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: This is Kiss Breakfast.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's go to not get a hit of
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  Speaker 2: celebrity gossip.
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  Speaker 3: I was watching the new Mike Tyson documentary over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen it?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: It's on Netflix. It's called Tyson.
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  Speaker 3: It's a four-episode docu-series, and it covers everything from his
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  Speaker 3: early life to how he got his love for pigeons.
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  Speaker 1: You know he's obsessed with pigeons. He's a real weirdo.
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  Speaker 1: It's Mike Tyson. He's the guy who has a lisp. Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: And didn't he bite someone's ear? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And did he have a tiger?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. All these things. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And he's got the tattoo on his face. So he
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  Speaker 3: was officially the youngest heavyweight champion ever. And at the
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  Speaker 3: end of his boxing career, he finished with 50 wins,
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  Speaker 3: seven losses, two no contests, 44 knockouts.
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  Speaker 1: Like that's very impressive.
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  Speaker 3: So in this documentary, he speaks about his drug use
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  Speaker 3: and how he was on drugs for a lot of
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  Speaker 3: his career. In fact, some of his biggest fights that
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  Speaker 3: we know him from, he was on drugs during the fight.
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  Speaker 2: And when you say drugs, do you mean like stuff
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  Speaker 2: that would help him fight or coke and stuff?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like steroids and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I think he was on a bit of everything. I
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  Speaker 3: don't remember in the documentary exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Nodding stuff?
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  Speaker 3: Cocaine. I don't think he was ever on performance enhancing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it was party drugs.
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  Speaker 2: Although that would help him.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, cocaine, water, energy, right?
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, to get away with it, obviously, because drug
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  Speaker 3: testing was a thing, he used a prosthetic penis.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, excuse me. Fake D.
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  Speaker 1: Known as the Wizenator.
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  Speaker 3: Now, how this works, he's spoken about it before, but
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  Speaker 3: how this worked is that behind the Wizenator is a
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  Speaker 3: hidden pouch, fluid pouch.
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  Speaker 1: Which mimics a real body part.
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  Speaker 3: And then he got urine samples from other people to
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  Speaker 3: put inside there and then pretend it was his own.
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  Speaker 1: Also, he could just keep up his coke addiction. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The lengths that people go to.
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  Speaker 3: So he started by using his then wife's wee, but
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  Speaker 3: then he was worried that the female sample would trigger
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  Speaker 3: a positive pregnancy test when they ran it through the
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  Speaker 3: testing system.
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  Speaker 1: So he was like, oh, who else can I use?
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  Speaker 1: So he landed on his infant son.
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  Speaker 3: And he was using his son, his child son's wing,
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  Speaker 3: to get away with doing drugs.
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  Speaker 1: So take a listen.
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  Speaker 3: This is straight from the documentary on how Mike Tyson
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  Speaker 3: used the Whizinator.
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  Speaker 1: What is the Whizinator?
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember using that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What is it, like a?
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  Speaker 2: A fake.
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  Speaker 4: That's how we beat the drug test.
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  Speaker 1: Using the included syringe, fill the Wizenator with your urine sample.
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  Speaker 2: You are now ready to provide the Wizenator with a
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  Speaker 2: heat source so your urine stays warm.
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  Speaker 3: Drug test? No.
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  Speaker 4: Drug test?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't getting no f * * * ing drug test.
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  Speaker 4: When I fight, the rules change. What, they want to
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  Speaker 4: stop this money to come in the city? They're not
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  Speaker 4: going to give that money up because I'm getting high.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if you'd get away with that now because
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  Speaker 2: I've got my PT. I know I work out, obviously.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously, you reckon. No. Surprisingly, I'd say, but yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He used to play like reserve grade NRL and even
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  Speaker 2: then he said he'd get stopped at the airport and
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  Speaker 2: it'd be, who's the Australian sport?
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  Speaker 1: Asada or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he said they'd stop him,
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  Speaker 2: pull him into the toilet and he'd have to wear
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  Speaker 2: in front of them and you have to put your
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  Speaker 2: shirt up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have to watch it come out of your deep.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and with his shirt up. And we, in front
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  Speaker 2: of him, and he's like a metre away, looking at
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  Speaker 2: his penis. I know.
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  Speaker 1: God, you've got a hairy chest. Look at those tiny
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  Speaker 1: little nipples. Yeah, and the nipples are like the same
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  Speaker 1: colour as the skin around it.
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  Speaker 3: The nipples look like a little child's nipples, but there's
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  Speaker 3: so much hair.
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  Speaker 2: It's not the point of the story.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're the one that decided to put them on display.
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  Speaker 2: Should we remove that hair? Because every girlfriend I've had
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  Speaker 2: is like, no. Because I used.
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  Speaker 1: To wax my chest. They run their fingers through it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't like that. A wax chest is way
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  Speaker 1: worse than hair.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you don't want to, unless you're a hairy
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  Speaker 3: like animal, you leave the hair.
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  Speaker 1: Are you a back hair? Show us your shoulders.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, there's no hair there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you're right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, why are you flexing?
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  Speaker 2: To prove I work out with my PT.
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  Speaker 1: I'm waiting for the proof.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, so I wonder if you could get away with
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  Speaker 2: that fake D now.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the other thing is a lot of jobs they
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  Speaker 3: test you as well. So I wonder how strict they
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  Speaker 3: are because like construction jobs and stuff when you're working
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  Speaker 3: in certain environments, obviously like the mines and things like that.
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  Speaker 3: They test you and they just rock up at any
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  Speaker 3: given moment. You have no warning and come and test you.
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  Speaker 2: So are they looking at your D like in sort
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  Speaker 2: of NRL sports.
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  Speaker 1: Stuff or not?
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  Speaker 3: Or are you given just a little thing? You walk
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  Speaker 3: into the bathroom and then they come out. I reckon
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  Speaker 3: more commonly it is just like, all right, go off
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  Speaker 3: now and they'll kind.
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  Speaker 1: Of stand there as opposed to watching it come out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it must only be for like elite sports people.
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  Speaker 2: But maybe they didn't do that back in the day
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  Speaker 2: with Mike Tyson.
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  Speaker 1: How old is Mike Tyson now?
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  Speaker 3: 60. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I remember he fought like a year or two ago.
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  Speaker 1: He fought Jake Paul. Yeah, and he lost.
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  Speaker 3: Well, because the thing was ridiculous and he was like
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  Speaker 3: biting his glove the whole time. Like he shouldn't be
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  Speaker 3: allowed back in a ring, but they'll pay big money
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  Speaker 3: to still see Mike Tyson get back in a ring.
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  Speaker 1: That's the thing. Also, Ben Affleck.
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  Speaker 3: So he spoke about the two things you should never
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  Speaker 3: be photographed doing. Now, Ben Affleck is known for getting
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  Speaker 3: pretty bad pap shots where he looks miserable, particularly when
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  Speaker 3: he's in like when he was in his relationship with J-Lo.
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  Speaker 3: They'd always pap him and be like, oh, clearly there's
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  Speaker 3: trouble in paradise because he looks like so depressed in
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  Speaker 3: these photos.
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  Speaker 1: The meme of him smoking in the blue knit. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's so good. He just fed up.
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  Speaker 2: Like every mum after you.
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  Speaker 3: But honestly, it's like it embodies everything I feel when
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  Speaker 3: I wake up in the morning. Like he's so relatable
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  Speaker 3: because he's so rich and famous, but he just looks
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  Speaker 3: like he hates every second of being alive.
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  Speaker 2: But that photo could have just been taken at a
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  Speaker 2: moment that he's closed his eyes.
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  Speaker 1: And I think that's the thing, right?
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  Speaker 3: Like, it actually isn't his personality, isn't what it looks like.
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  Speaker 3: It's just he always gets taken in the worst moments.
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, now he's saying the two things you should
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  Speaker 3: never be doing while getting papped.
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  Speaker 1: Let's have a listen. You should never be photographed eating
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  Speaker 1: or smoking.
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  Speaker 4: Like, ever? They love the picture of me, like, drive-thru
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  Speaker 4: eating a burger.
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  Speaker 1: And the kind of subtext to me is, look what
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  Speaker 1: an asshole.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? He's, like, opening his mouth
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  Speaker 2: so wide. LAUGHTER That's true.
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  Speaker 3: But I just think there's certain– eating is never flattering
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  Speaker 3: for anybody. And there's certain– particularly when you're going on
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  Speaker 3: dates and things like that. I mean, it's the normal
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  Speaker 3: person equivalent to being papped. We're never going to be papped.
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  Speaker 3: But when people are watching you while you're eating, you
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  Speaker 3: shouldn't go to sushi. Sushi is no good for dates
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  Speaker 3: because you either have to bite the roll in half
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  Speaker 3: and there's rice and seaweed going everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: It's all infamous. All in and then you can't talk.
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  Speaker 1: Me too. You have to go all in.
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  Speaker 3: The other one is like you don't want to be
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  Speaker 3: getting ribs where you have to wear the little beard. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: you don't want to go to kicking in with the
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  Speaker 3: little beard.
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  Speaker 1: Or like snapping a crab leg in half. Yeah. Burgers.
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  Speaker 1: No burger. No big greasy burger. Because I ate a
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  Speaker 1: burger as well, again, like a man.
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  Speaker 2: Like argh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm never putting it down. It's constantly in my
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  Speaker 3: hands from the moment I get it. You need to
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  Speaker 3: go to a pub and have something you can cut
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  Speaker 3: with a knife and fork.
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  Speaker 1: Like a little salad or something.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no salad on a date. Oh, vomit.
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  Speaker 2: But eating on date number one's awkward anyway. Like, don't
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  Speaker 2: take someone out.
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  Speaker 1: Just go for drinks.
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  Speaker 2: Just go for a few.
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  Speaker 3: But why do chicks feel like they have to be like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: just the chicken and salad for me?
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  Speaker 1: Like, if I'm on a date, I'm getting the palmy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting the snitty for sure. Yeah, I'm not pretending
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  Speaker 1: I don't eat. I'm going to be outed soon enough.