Latest / Josh and The Giant / Episode 8: The One with the Torture Device
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- 0:00It's always good, baby. I'm so good, Daddy.
- 0:03Have you guys noticed Josh's painting?
- 0:06What does that look like? Anyway, welcome back to Josh and
- 0:09the Giant. Huh.
- 0:10It's sand on a golf course. For sure, 'cause there's little.
- 0:12What's that little thing coming out of the end?
- 0:14Welcome back to Josh and the Giant.
- 0:16I'm Ben. That's Josh.
- 0:18I'm Josh, Yeah. Yeah, Josh, you said you wanted
- 0:22to tell me something. Yeah, I've got a story for you.
- 0:30True story. Yeah, IN2022A gentleman reached
- 0:35out to me who he was trying to be a yeah, maybe I should call
- 0:39him a a A a dude reached out to me.
- 0:42He was he, he had like 100,000 followers on insta or whatever.
- 0:45He was trying to kind of, I, I think get into the Christian
- 0:49influencer game, OK, Reaches out to me.
- 0:52He, he, he comes from a lot of money, apparently.
- 0:54Like his family's got a lot of money.
- 0:56They have like a, a foundation. They've got like a house up in
- 0:59the Hamptons, like all this stuff.
- 1:01And he's basically like, yeah, dude, like we'll pay you like
- 1:0510:15 GS to come up and, and do like some stand up comedy for
- 1:09like one of our foundations, like events or whatever, OK.
- 1:14And I'm like, yo, 15 GS, I'm like, yeah, we'll fly you out to
- 1:17the Hamptons, like put you up and then come out and just tell
- 1:19some, you know, funny jokes. Yeah, Easiest 15 grand 100% I've
- 1:25ever made. And so something was off, like,
- 1:30I don't know, I'm not gifted at many things, but I do think I
- 1:34have a good kind of level of discernment of just like, yeah,
- 1:39so. Also, I want to say this, you
- 1:41speak life into yourself, young man.
- 1:44You're good at a lot of things. I'm a prophet of God.
- 1:50Division anyways yeah yeah, not all that but I think I've got a
- 1:55little bit of discernment so I was like ah man appreciate it No
- 1:59thanks. He he did not like that answer.
- 2:02I, I remember like him berating me over the phone really.
- 2:06And I was like, OK, this kind of confirms my suspicions.
- 2:09Like, yeah, good, good call, Josh.
- 2:11So that. Happens and bit of a rude boy
- 2:15come on rude boy boy, let me give you enough take it take it
- 2:20take it was that the was that the famous music video where she
- 2:23was in like the studded bodysuit?
- 2:25I have no idea me neither go ahead continue with the user.
- 2:30She did the. Super Bowl pregnant, Did she?
- 2:32She performed at the Super Bowl. Bro talk about a Dang baller.
- 2:36She's bro every time that I see a because I feel like almost
- 2:40every year I have to see for some reason some photo of her on
- 2:43my timeline where she's like eating fruit in the ocean with.
- 2:47A$AP Rocky, yeah. And she's always pregnant.
- 2:49And then I'm reminded that she's a billionaire.
- 2:51I'm like, you are the best. Good for you.
- 2:53Killing it, Rihanna. Anyways, so guys like berating
- 2:56me over the phone, like you're getting in your own way and like
- 2:59we're trying to give you all this money and you're, you know,
- 3:01you're being blah, blah, blah. Confirm my suspicions.
- 3:03If like, OK, probably a good choice.
- 3:05So anyways, the I, I watched this guy's Instagram page,
- 3:09'cause I still followed him kind of delve off from Christianity
- 3:13in like, motivational content to like, you can tell he's starting
- 3:17to kind of get into psychedelics, drugs.
- 3:20Like, no, this is a little weird, interesting stuff.
- 3:25It was weird stuff. It wasn't cool.
- 3:26Psychedelics, you know, like the ones you do before each episode.
- 3:30Yeah. So kind of got a little weird
- 3:33then then. Yeah, yeah.
- 3:35Sorry. Do we have the cat toy to get
- 3:37his attention? I took it home.
- 3:38Oh Dang it, I hate that bad. So kind of weird.
- 3:42Whatever. And then all of a sudden it
- 3:43stops. No more posting.
- 3:46I just unfollowed him. I was like, OK I.
- 3:47Guess. Maybe 2024, OK, only 25.
- 3:52I don't know. Just kind of stopped.
- 3:53Yeah. I was like, OK, didn't think
- 3:55anything of it. I was like, OK, he deleted his
- 3:57accounts, drugs. He's just doing his own thing
- 4:00now. He's got a lot of money.
- 4:02I have a friend text me who was aware of the situation.
- 4:04He texted me a couple weeks ago. He said, hey, remember so and so
- 4:08go ahead and Google your boy real quick.
- 4:10That was naming the big old Google for me.
- 4:12Like, all right, he is in prison, OK?
- 4:18He is in prison for. Guess what he's in prison for?
- 4:21Probably something to do with drugs, probably something that
- 4:23just a couple of years. I think the drugs made him do it
- 4:25but wouldn't ask that would. You Charlie Kirk.
- 4:28Charlie Kirk? Never mind.
- 4:29He was not the guy behind Charlie Kirk's assassination.
- 4:32That would be crazy. Why would he be in jail for?
- 4:36Yeah, like that's a good guess. What are you talking about?
- 4:39That would be a great guess. Like, hey, OK, what was he in
- 4:42prison for? Murder.
- 4:44Well, murder. So apparently this guy, I'm not
- 4:51kidding. I'm not joking.
- 4:52Not not of Charlie Kirk to be. So he, this guy, Jeffrey
- 4:57Epstein, that was. Not his name.
- 5:00So this guy and this I, I swear to you all, this is a true
- 5:02story. We're joking around.
- 5:05He puts himself on like the police's radar because he in
- 5:08early 2025, like physically assaulted his dad, like had an
- 5:12episode like his dad's fearing for his life.
- 5:15He's trying to stab his dad and calls the cops.
- 5:17They put him in like a mental institution for like a month or
- 5:19something and and he's back. Apparently this dude, he's
- 5:25tripping out on drugs or whatever, goes to this house
- 5:29'cause he was kicked out of his house with his dad.
- 5:31He's at the house that he's like renting a room out of with
- 5:34another rich gentleman. He kills that man, kills that
- 5:38man's dog, leaves the house, goes to a movie theater, stabs 4
- 5:44girls like, and I say girls like.
- 5:47They're, they're under 18, they're children.
- 5:50None of them died. Thank goodness none of the girls
- 5:51did. Yeah, then he drives a comedy.
- 5:53Podcast. This.
- 5:55Well this isn't funny, but it's crazy.
- 5:58Then he drives to a McDonald's, drops his pants, starts peeing
- 6:02on the side of the McDonald's. One of the workers is like hey
- 6:04what are you doing? He gets the same knife, goes in,
- 6:07stabs 2 workers at a McDonald's. Do they?
- 6:09Live. They lived, then high speed
- 6:12pursuits, cops finally get him and now he's in prison and I
- 6:18feel, I feel comfortable telling the story 'cause I'm assuming
- 6:20he's gonna get life in jail. Yeah, probably.
- 6:23So, yeah, you better pray to God he 'cause this dude sounds,
- 6:26sounds like it. Whenever he wants to stab
- 6:28somebody, he'll stab somebody. He's.
- 6:29Going to bring a knife to a gunfight?
- 6:31Let. Me tell you something, brother,
- 6:32let me tell you something. So so all that to be said, I
- 6:36almost took 15 GS to go do stand up for a eventual murderer.
- 6:41Yeah, a serial stabber. Yeah, yeah, man, what could our
- 6:44AP. Well, yeah, yeah, I guess I was
- 6:47goodness gracious. I was thinking of other funny
- 6:49things and now my mind is just on murder.
- 6:51But. Murder on my.
- 6:53Mind man, I don't know this one. I don't know that song either.
- 6:56Whatever. Anyway, so questions.
- 6:59You're open to questions. You're open to questions.
- 7:01OK, what was his name? Should I say his name so people
- 7:05can go to it or like? How?
- 7:07What's the likelihood of this guy actually getting out?
- 7:10I don't think our justice system will prevail.
- 7:13Right. Wow.
- 7:14Oh my gosh, that sounds like a very.
- 7:16Very hopeful thing. OK, that's gonna be quoted in
- 7:19your obituary. Yeah, for real.
- 7:21Our justice system will prevail, right?
- 7:22That's the meaning of the Netflix documentary.
- 7:25That's. Just somebody being like Josh
- 7:28wasn't a bad guy you. Just want you the killer.
- 7:32Now, no, but I'm saying they're like talking about me now that
- 7:33I'm dead and post more. I'm like, Oh yeah, he just kind
- 7:35of got himself into trouble. Look, did Josh make weird
- 7:38comments about the Israelites? Sure.
- 7:40Does that mean he should have been stabbed 97 times in the
- 7:43neck? No, No.
- 7:46Basically was beheaded. Basically.
- 7:48Yeah. Yeah.
- 7:50I won't say his name. Tell you what, if you're
- 7:51watching this and you care enough, you can DM me and.
- 7:55Or you could probably Google any of these.
- 7:57Specifics cause of the state. It was in the state of
- 7:59Connecticut, I think. Oh my gosh.
- 8:02Dude, so there. Yeah, you can probably find it.
- 8:06This is a very specific story stabbing at a movie theater and
- 8:08a McDonald's. And then peeing on Ted
- 8:10McDonald's. Yeah, you could find this dude,
- 8:13you know, some weird characters. Let me tell you something,
- 8:15brother. You are quite a character
- 8:18yourself. Matt.
- 8:21Matt. Matt.
- 8:22OK, Say Hablo and yeah. Matt's.
- 8:26Matt's. Hablo is in.
- 8:27Spanish, I just realized that. It's just, it's just three laces
- 8:31ICE. I don't think that's Spanish
- 8:34brother. What, what?
- 8:36What Spanish word is ICE? IC.
- 8:40It it the definition is go home. It says I, oh.
- 8:44Gosh, so if I say like, I can be like, because we have some new
- 8:47friends that just moved in like and they're Hispanic and they're
- 8:49like ice, they'll just go home. Yeah, you'd like, I can like
- 8:52when I'm a little sleepy, I can just tell them that, yeah, learn
- 8:55something new every day. I.
- 8:56Just want to say I'm not Co signing this joke.
- 8:58I think what has happened in this country is a terrible thing
- 9:02and that's how I virtue signal over you.
- 9:04What? Happened in this country.
- 9:07Turn out now and change the sun here.
- 9:10The king, the Kingdom come. Oh, you can tell everybody.
- 9:15Or you can tell everybody I'm just kidding.
- 9:18I will say this. Yeah, about the eye situation,
- 9:20Yeah, go ahead, we do. Got to tone it down a little
- 9:23bit. Because guys, well, haven't.
- 9:25We maybe we have, but like there's.
- 9:28Feel like this. Let me just say this that along
- 9:31with the surely our justice system will prevail are things
- 9:34very easy for us to say. Very true.
- 9:36Yeah, very true. I think it'll all just kind of
- 9:38work out. All of our non white listeners
- 9:41are like, OK, OK. These or your wife if she was in
- 9:44the room, she'd be like, Josh, you gotta shut your mouth about
- 9:46this stuff. Exactly.
- 9:47That's why we started this podcast, because that's why I
- 9:49just wanted to say somebody. Made a comment.
- 9:51Somebody made a comment on a review over on iTunes, which you
- 9:56should wherever you're listening to this podcast, just go ahead
- 9:59and drop us a review, like comments, share, subscribe.
- 10:03We'd really appreciate it. And if you don't do that, I'm
- 10:06going to break one of Josh's toes.
- 10:08He's going to break one of my toes.
- 10:09I'm going to break one of his little.
- 10:10Not the pinky. It's not his little.
- 10:12Piggies. No, I'm going to.
- 10:13I'm going to break the big one anyway.
- 10:16One of our most recent reviews, this said something that I
- 10:20actually quite liked. One of them went, bro, let's
- 10:23start a podcast and they just talk like 2 dudes.
- 10:25It's great. Yeah, that's exactly what this
- 10:28show is. That's literally what this is.
- 10:30And if the Christian Adult Swim. If the beginning of this episode
- 10:33is not evident in, like, showing that, I don't know what else
- 10:36could be. Yeah, 'cause what are we even
- 10:38talking about? What's the point of this
- 10:39episode? They know 'cause they clicked on
- 10:40the title. Yeah.
- 10:42I don't know. I don't really know.
- 10:43I don't know what we're doing here.
- 10:45I really got to stop taking psychedelics before every
- 10:48episode. You took a lot, 'cause I forget.
- 10:50Yeah, 'cause sometimes we're like, oh, save him.
- 10:52And I'm like why? There was a moment Ben was
- 10:55playing with my dogs and he he got the tennis ball and picked
- 10:58it up with his own mouth. I followed it.
- 10:59Yeah, it's like in his, we ran a CAT scan and everything.
- 11:02It's like in his stomach. And that's gonna come out
- 11:04through my peel. I know you know how science
- 11:06works. Yep.
- 11:08Everything looks weird, so here's what happens whenever you
- 11:11swallow things. If you have the right mindset,
- 11:13you can choose where it comes out.
- 11:14Yeah. If you're an alpha male.
- 11:16If you're if you're a real alpha.
- 11:18Like it it? I started taking that Christian
- 11:20GLP one, remember? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of
- 11:24you BLUD. Blood.
- 11:26Blood. Did you, when you were growing
- 11:28up, did you find out how to throw up the Blood Gang sign at
- 11:31a relatively young age? Yes, I did that.
- 11:33And as I got older, I realized, like, man, I could, I could do
- 11:36that in a nice little white community.
- 11:40And I was like, if I would have done that anywhere else.
- 11:43Oh. My gosh.
- 11:43I would have been in some my. Sisters.
- 11:45My sisters like to hang out with some characters.
- 11:47Let me tell you something, my sisters were the epitome of like
- 11:49let's rebel and piss off our dad.
- 11:51Hey, thanks so much for listening to the pod.
- 11:54We really appreciate it. Hope you guys are enjoying it.
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- 12:02You can do so for as little as a dollar a month.
- 12:06And now back to the podcast. So we would have to sometimes go
- 12:10to some areas to pick up my sisters.
- 12:12And if I had been in those areas and I would have been like Sue
- 12:15Woo and just get my whole shit blown off.
- 12:18Let me tell you something. Were you the only person in your
- 12:20family or your of your siblings to?
- 12:22People in my family, Boom. Got em, nerd.
- 12:26What's up, Matt? Yeah, it.
- 12:28Wasn't very cool. Say your thing now, stupid.
- 12:31Were the Were you the only person in your family to marry a
- 12:33black person? Why did you say that like you
- 12:37were old? Were you the only one?
- 12:38Because I had to fight through like you flipping me off, I had
- 12:40to like mentally get through that.
- 12:42Marry. Yeah, as far as I know, yeah.
- 12:45As far as you know. Well, my, SO my sister is, is he
- 12:50black? So my sister didn't get married,
- 12:52but she had my niece with a guy who was, no, I think he's like
- 12:56Dominican, but she's not white. Not white, not white.
- 13:00By the way, Dominican. And I'm just going to say this,
- 13:01and I'll say this, and this can just be from my side of the pod,
- 13:04Dominicans, a lot of the time you're just black.
- 13:07I was meant to say I've got. You know what I mean?
- 13:09You see a Dominican and you're like, you're a black guy.
- 13:11And they're like, no, Papa, how you known Dominican, Bobby?
- 13:14And I'm like, yeah. Yeah, and they got like the
- 13:15skinny jeans, good hips. Yeah, and they're moving their
- 13:18knees and stuff and you're like, calm down, brother.
- 13:20You're you're jacked. You don't even know.
- 13:21And also they say the N word so much.
- 13:23I was going to say I have a friend.
- 13:24They have the best. Yeah, they do.
- 13:25Well, 'cause they're, yeah, Mexicans.
- 13:27I have a friend whose name is Dion, which helps him.
- 13:29He's like. Wait, is that have I met him?
- 13:32I. Don't know.
- 13:33I don't think so. OK, great people.
- 13:36He hasn't killed anybody. Good.
- 13:38But he's like El Salvadorian, Middle Eastern like, but it's
- 13:43the perfect mixture of genetics that he just is black.
- 13:47And so just everyone thinks like you're black.
- 13:48I don't. Think.
- 13:49I don't think. That's how it works, No?
- 13:51Or maybe, maybe the better terminology.
- 13:52He sees black passing. Like everyone's just like, yeah,
- 13:55you're black. You're like, you're Dionne.
- 13:57Is this not the guy who was at that dinner?
- 13:59Oh yeah, you've had dinner. Yeah, it was so funny, 'cause at
- 14:02one point, cause Josh tells me, he goes, just so you know, he
- 14:05goes just so you know, one of my buddies is black.
- 14:08And I was like, OK. And then everybody shows up and
- 14:10at a certain point I'm like, where's the black guy?
- 14:13And it was the one sitting next to me who was like kind of tan
- 14:17with curly hair. And I'm like, hey, Dion, at a
- 14:20certain point, dog. He look, he's a black.
- 14:22Pass brother. Come on brother.
- 14:23If you have if you have all of us in a room and you're like,
- 14:26one of these guys is black passing, I guess you'd pick
- 14:28Dion. But also I had to lean over at
- 14:31one point and I was like, Dion, what are you?
- 14:34And he just started sloughing and I'm like, Josh told me
- 14:37you're black and he goes, well, I'm not black.
- 14:39And immediately I'm like, Josh, you're such a liar.
- 14:42But just because Josh didn't give me any of that BS about
- 14:46like, oh, he's a he's a mixing pot, but that's.
- 14:48Such a like a story like, oh, let me tell you the story.
- 14:51It's just like, oh, Dion's black.
- 14:52No, but here's the thing. You offered it up without me
- 14:55ever wanting to know. Josh is just like, by the way,
- 14:58Dion's black. And I'm like no.
- 15:00There was there was Nints. Of our conversation, it was like
- 15:02a warning. It was like a warning.
- 15:04It was weird. I'm not like a boomer.
- 15:05Like, you know how like older people are just like anytime
- 15:08they tell a story, they have to include the race.
- 15:10Like I had a nurse and it was the nicest African American and
- 15:15you're like, I I didn't have to know that.
- 15:16But yeah, you know, it's like how does?
- 15:18That play into the story it don't.
- 15:19And then they say Oriental. Yeah, yeah, FL for Asian, my
- 15:23granddad said. There's some sort of slam eyes.
- 15:26Let me tell you something about. Yeah, I mean, he fought in the
- 15:29war. Oh did he say the Cha Ching 1?
- 15:32OK, OK, because he World War 2 and he fought in the Navy
- 15:35against. Real spill, the Japanese cut
- 15:37this part out. You know what I do like?
- 15:45Genuinely, what do you like is like white slurs because you can
- 15:48just say those and nobody cares. Nobody cares, especially now.
- 15:50There was a time in this country where if you were like you,
- 15:52Pollock, talking about a Polish person, you'd probably fight
- 15:55them. Or like if you Mick.
- 15:57Talking about an. Irish person the the series with
- 15:59Shane Gillis tires like they're just going around wop yeah
- 16:02recent WOP and I was like oh we're.
- 16:04We're just, we can just say that and they're.
- 16:05Laughing and they're. Like, hey, yeah.
- 16:07Well, it's like during our so we did a review of Magic and Bird 2
- 16:10and Josh was like this Guinea Wop greaseball.
- 16:14And I'm like. Talking about Andy Mineo and I'm
- 16:16like, I like it. I don't know why you're.
- 16:18Andy and I are dear friends. Yeah, we've played basketball
- 16:21together. I would never speak.
- 16:22About basketballs. Let me think something.
- 16:24Yeah, they know ball, you know what I mean?
- 16:27Why are you gonna make everything gay, huh?
- 16:28Why are you gonna make no we? Didn't do the I.
- 16:30Thought we were. Doing that next I.
- 16:33Was like I'm gonna join it just beats that, sorry.
- 16:38The one where Matt just beats me up and he takes my spot and you
- 16:42never address. It one where Josh bleeds.
- 16:44It's just using this thing anyway.
- 16:47Next week, I'm sorry. Welcome to Matt and the Giant.
- 16:50Yeah, what's up, dog? Josh, I, I, I see I've hurt your
- 16:53feelings, your little feelings, and I'm sorry that I point out
- 16:56that you're gay all the time and that's not fair to you.
- 17:00OK? I put the cup down.
- 17:04Josh. Oh my gosh.
- 17:06What is that? Some sort of like new coffee cup
- 17:08that people could get from Josh on thegiant.com where it says
- 17:10the Lord's giant loves Israel. That's exactly what it is, your
- 17:13Caucasian corn crusader little corn starch looking boy we can
- 17:19make fun of. Whites we can you Nilla that's
- 17:22right my. Nail.
- 17:24Cracker mug. Anyway, yeah.
- 17:27Nilla I like it. I.
- 17:28Also love occasionally I would get from like my black friends
- 17:30growing up, they would like try to call me like a redneck and
- 17:33it's funny because it really is like bullets on a tank because I
- 17:36never like said it, but whenever you had black friends and they
- 17:38winded like rib you as a white guy you're always like I have
- 17:41the nuke in my back pocket. No, not going to launch it dog.
- 17:46I will set this place on fire in just a second.
- 17:51But but yeah, man, you know what's funny?
- 17:53Like how, OK, if you had to guess, how many, how many black
- 17:56friends have you had in your life?
- 17:58Quite a few. Quite a few do.
- 17:59Do you need a number? I mean, you know, like if you
- 18:01had to get specific. 100 couple hundred OH.
- 18:05OK, Speaking of numbers. Oh, do you like that?
- 18:0967899982. 18 You know that I miss you.
- 18:14I just want to kiss you, man. I love soldiers for a while.
- 18:19Those are numbers. You know what else's numbers?
- 18:20What's that? What we're about to put on our
- 18:22head. Josh, why don't you explain this
- 18:23to the? People, so this is a game that
- 18:25I'm going to now call The Book of Numbers.
- 18:27I just made it up off the riff, but what it is essentially is
- 18:31it's kind of like headbands or it is headbands.
- 18:33You're going to have a number on your noggin.
- 18:36OK, you get 10 questions to try to figure out what the number
- 18:39is, 1 through 100. But Ben and I are putting a.
- 18:41Little twist on. Yeah, we are putting a little
- 18:42twist. Hold on.
- 18:43So each round you get one question and then after that
- 18:46question you get to try to guess the number if you guess
- 18:48incorrectly. We have a 10s unit.
- 18:51This is a 10s unit. It, it goes, yeah, electricity,
- 18:55electricity goes to your muscles and make some flex.
- 18:58And whenever you turn it up, and we're going to have it on a
- 19:01fairly high level, whenever you get a question wrong, it is
- 19:04going to. Hurt.
- 19:05It's going to ZAP you. We have learned from previous
- 19:07episodes of people like seeing us in pain.
- 19:09They do so rather than just having a fun time where we guess
- 19:12the numbers and we get them wrong.
- 19:13We are going to be aching tonight.
- 19:15We are now Josh, do you want to go first?
- 19:19Yeah, let's get it out of the way.
- 19:20I actually know you need to go first because Sydney's gonna
- 19:22come in for mine and shock me. Remember, She's gonna have fun.
- 19:25Oh, OK 'cause she's just gonna torture me.
- 19:27OK, well then I'll just leave. So Ben's gonna leave the
- 19:31premises and we're gonna tell you guys, for everyone listening
- 19:35at home, you're not watching. We're gonna tell you what his
- 19:38number is just so you can follow along.
- 19:45Yeah, just. Yeah.
- 19:49Just tearing down my house. Wow, is he?
- 19:54Gone. I think so.
- 19:56What number should we do? It's one through 101 hundred.
- 20:00We could do feel like 69 would be two on the nose. 67.
- 20:07I don't want him to guess it super quick.
- 20:08Yeah, he might guess it really fast.
- 20:10See. What Let's do 5555.
- 20:18Why is there like, part of me actually a little nervous?
- 20:20Well, if you would like, I can run the two on you run it at A2
- 20:24level and you tell me how it feels just so you're like kind
- 20:26of know what to look out for. Put it right here, like this,
- 20:33right here. See, this is so sketch.
- 20:41Do you feel that? This is actually very funny.
- 20:45If it was a huge benefit that I'm fat, no, I don't feel it.
- 20:49For that, no. Dude I really don't want this to
- 20:54just like start. I'm not.
- 20:55I'm going very slowly. Do you have a mode selected?
- 20:58Yeah, normal on three, you feel it, there is a benefit.
- 21:04Oh, feel that. Yeah, but I think it is.
- 21:07I think I have to have it somewhere else upper.
- 21:11No, no, you don't want it to be close to your heart.
- 21:13No, but I could put it like on. Yeah, because this is like
- 21:16nothing. OK, I'm going to turn it to 4.
- 21:17You ready? Go ahead.
- 21:20Nothing. I mean, I feel it's, it's
- 21:21vibrating. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- 21:26OK. So Ben.
- 21:27Ben. 'S going to be about a four and
- 21:29a half. Then I hate this, whatever it
- 21:33is. OK so I get my 1 freebie right?
- 21:36Yeah, go ahead. 1 freebie for Benjamin Netanyahu.
- 21:40OK, so 69. No, I literally said I was like
- 21:46I want it to be 69 now I'm going.
- 21:47To keep that in, I'm going to keep that in.
- 21:48I was going to cut out what I was figuring it out, but that's.
- 21:51Perfect. OK, OK.
- 21:52So your first question can be whatever you're just trying to
- 21:55figure out your number one through 100.
- 21:57Oh man, if this number of people were in this room, would it,
- 22:05would we be able to like, be comfortable?
- 22:07No, No chance. And then what?
- 22:10I then I tried to make a guess. Now you make a guess.
- 22:13No chance we would become 99. Incorrect.
- 22:21Is it four or five? Oh, OK, OK, yeah.
- 22:24Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. All right, cool, cool All right.
- 22:2899 It's too high I imagine. Yeah, maybe.
- 22:32And we can say high or low. How about that?
- 22:34Well, sure. Is 99 low?
- 22:36It's too low. For reference.
- 22:41Shoot, if oh man, if you have this number of chicken Nuggets,
- 22:48could you finish them in one sitting?
- 22:53Clarifying question what is 1 sitting like?
- 22:56Are we talking Mickey D's chicken Nuggets like McDonald's?
- 22:58Mickey D's chicken Nuggets and you had and you had like 30
- 23:03minutes. No, no chance, no chance.
- 23:05No 75, No. Still too high?
- 23:09Still too high. OK, I don't like the sound of it
- 23:14turning on. Yeah.
- 23:15And then it's did. You even feel that one?
- 23:17No, no. Did you pull them out with me?
- 23:21This is like a oh, OK, yeah, I felt that.
- 23:23I felt that good. All right, cool.
- 23:24Good, good. Good.
- 23:25Cool, cool, cool, cool. Shoot, OK, It's not 69.
- 23:29Wait, can I get a clarifying on 69?
- 23:3269 was also too high. Oh, OK, golly if this is
- 23:45difficult because I don't know how.
- 23:46Oh. My gosh, I know.
- 23:47Asking questions is hard, yeah. Yeah, he's at the right
- 23:49question. I know because I Oh my gosh,
- 23:56this is terrible. Are there?
- 23:58Oh, oh, oh, let me see your let me see your Doctor Pepper real
- 24:01quick. Oh he's getting hyper specific.
- 24:07Yeah, I'm trying to, I mean. Is it this number?
- 24:11I was trying to say how can I work it into OK, OK, OK, OK if I
- 24:15had two doctor Peppers, OK. How many flavors do I?
- 24:21Have all right? Is it all right 50?
- 24:25Too low. Shock them.
- 24:26I don't even have a question. I'm nervous and I don't want to.
- 24:31I also don't like you. Got to think of good ones that.
- 24:33They're I know this is going to suck.
- 24:36Not so much. You got to turn it up a little
- 24:38bit more. All right, all right.
- 24:40Cool, cool, cool. Great, awesome.
- 24:42I'm trying to be gentle. I'm.
- 24:43Trying to it's OK. Caress your belly.
- 24:45But I really think maybe we should move it to a different
- 24:47part of my. Balls are on my.
- 24:52Balls OK 50 was too low, 50 was too low, 69 too high.
- 24:55Correct. Too high.
- 24:59Is this number a popular meme? No.
- 25:03No, OK, he was. Wait, I.
- 25:05Didn't guess the number? Oh yeah, you get to guess.
- 25:06You get to guess. You still have to guess.
- 25:07Oh. Shoot OK 69 too high 5260.
- 25:14Too high all. Right, closer.
- 25:18He was thinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%.
- 25:21I was just. A.
- 25:25Little bit more. Oh, OK, OK.
- 25:27Cool, cool, cool. All right, Fun, cool, cool,
- 25:30cool. Yeah, yeah.
- 25:30We're having fun. We're having so much fun.
- 25:32Podcast where we have fun with our friends.
- 25:34OK, 60. Wait, I just did 60, right?
- 25:39Yeah, too high, 50 too low. Oh my gosh.
- 25:44OK. And if this if this amount of
- 25:46people were in this room, OK. You got it.
- 25:50Good question here. Just the best question.
- 25:53You are setting this up. I see the gears turning.
- 26:03I don't. Oh my gosh.
- 26:05Knowing the answer like I know a great question to ask you do
- 26:08here. Phone a friend, I'll phone a
- 26:10friend. What's a good question to ask
- 26:11Matt? Is this the age at IHOP you
- 26:15would receive the senior discount?
- 26:19Is it? Yes.
- 26:20Is it 55? It is 55.
- 26:22It is. 55 Thank you. OK, cool, cool, cool.
- 26:25Yeah, great phone a friend. Right.
- 26:26Yeah, Thanks, man. Oh my gosh, Coming up with good
- 26:29questions. Oh.
- 26:30Boom, yes, thank you brother. All right, I know I had to
- 26:32premeditate on some questions, but none of them are actually
- 26:34helpful. They're all just stupid.
- 26:36OK, what? What?
- 26:37What would you have like? Never mind.
- 26:39I guess we'll see what questions you'll see in a second.
- 26:40See how stupid they. All right, Josh, now it's your
- 26:43turn. Get out of the room.
- 26:44Yeah, I'm going to switch the pads and stuff.
- 26:45And you also need to go get your wife.
- 26:48Josh, turn around and face the door.
- 26:50I want to get Sydney's genuine reaction to this.
- 26:52What's so funny about that? Good.
- 26:58Good. Good.
- 26:59Good. I I really appreciate that being
- 27:01your reaction. Wonderful.
- 27:02OK, Sid, do you want to do the honors and put this on his head?
- 27:06Awesome. I feel like there's something
- 27:07at. Play here, it just said.
- 27:12It's not even a number. Yeah, I will tell you this.
- 27:16We genuinely consider just doing the Israeli flag and be like,
- 27:20hey, guess this number. Oh, perfect introduction time
- 27:23everyone. Special guest for am I shocking
- 27:27it's going to be my wife my beautiful wife is here to
- 27:29torment me and she's not going to like she told me she's like I
- 27:33hate that I have to do this to you so sad I.
- 27:35Can't believe I have to. Shock you.
- 27:38So I get one freebie, right? Yeah, you get 1 freebie.
- 27:43I feel like y'all are messing with me dude.
- 27:45Like can you? Just guess a number I.
- 27:46Mean I'm just going to guess 50 off the route just to get a
- 27:49higher low no? And he doesn't.
- 27:50He doesn't get a ZAP. He gets 1 freebie.
- 27:52Get one freebie. Cindy is so ready.
- 27:54She's like, I am an electrocute this month.
- 27:56Too low, huh? He gets higher low.
- 27:59Oh, yeah, OK. Too low. 50s.
- 28:01Too low. Yeah.
- 28:01OK, first question, if I told you, if I told you I had sex
- 28:10with my wife this many times in a day, what would you say?
- 28:14Oh my gosh. Don't shock me yet, I feel like
- 28:17you're already drew it. Chill out.
- 28:19Yeah, yeah. So you'd say, you'd say.
- 28:22Oh my gosh. I would be like, OK, how did
- 28:25that's OK? OK, 67.
- 28:31Nope, too low. You are a muppet.
- 28:44I love that so much. Perfect, perfect.
- 28:53OK, so 67 was too low. Yeah.
- 28:54It was too low, dude. Great, great.
- 28:57All right. Is my number sexy?
- 29:02Like is it a hot number or is it like a meh number?
- 29:05I'm not like attracted to numbers like you are, so I would
- 29:08say no. No, but like, you know, they're
- 29:11like. This is a.
- 29:12This is another thing you're asking.
- 29:13You can't. Ask like this isn't my guess but
- 29:14like 77's like a sexy number. It's like, oh that's hot, but
- 29:19then like 60. 4 This is OK. I feel like you're doing you're
- 29:23doing something right now. This feels like cheating.
- 29:26So what number do you want to guess?
- 29:30I mean, heck, 77. No.
- 29:33Too high. Too high.
- 29:36Oh God dude, she's a she doesn't eat grave.
- 29:39This is the best thing ever. So no, Josh was.
- 29:45Really treating me with kid gloves also for calling a spade
- 29:48a spade. That thing isn't as bad on me.
- 29:51That's I said we should put it on a different part of my body.
- 29:53My stomach's bigger than Josh. You're giant.
- 29:55So Josh is turning it up and he's like, how about this?
- 29:57And it's literally it's like this.
- 29:58It's like, and I'm like, OK, and then he bumped it up to like 6
- 30:03and I was like, OK, that's enough of that.
- 30:04I just know how bad it feels. So 77 was too high, 77 too high,
- 30:0867 was too low. I don't remember what we told
- 30:10you. All right.
- 30:11So what's your next question? 667 was too low, OK.
- 30:14How many questions did it take me?
- 30:165 and I got to do the phone a friend.
- 30:18Yeah, you got to do a Phone A. Friend, you get a phone.
- 30:20A friend. Don't forget that.
- 30:22So I, I this, this question, I had a question with Michael Tate
- 30:24involved, but I'm not going to ask that one because now we
- 30:26know. Wait, what?
- 30:27Oh, never mind. Now we have to know.
- 30:29Yeah. Well, I don't want to waste my
- 30:31question. You won't waste up.
- 30:32What's the? Question, My question was
- 30:33another Michael Tate victim comes forward and they're this
- 30:36age. What's your reaction?
- 30:37But that was like, if I was like close to like the 20s or teens,
- 30:40I'd like to see like, is it legal or not?
- 30:42Can I be honest with you? My reaction would still be like,
- 30:44Oh my gosh. Well, yeah, because.
- 30:45Yeah, because now that we know they're probably teaser.
- 30:48Yeah, OK. But my real question is if my
- 30:55number was the number of years you'd spend in prison for $10
- 30:59million, but now that I know it's high, I'm going to say $100
- 31:03million. Well, actually, you'd be dead,
- 31:05Dang it. You don't know I'd be dead.
- 31:09Probably you're not going to live for 67 more years.
- 31:12Why the wait hold up, Why the am I not going to live for 67 more
- 31:16years? I could.
- 31:16Life expectancy for males. Ask your question dude.
- 31:20Is my number a Republican or Democrat?
- 31:22That's my question. Your number.
- 31:24I would genuinely say your number.
- 31:28I'd call it a centrist. See.
- 31:31Go ahead. You.
- 31:32What do you think? That is definitely a Democrat.
- 31:34Oh, OK, OK. Oh.
- 31:36Gosh. Democratic number Bernie
- 31:41Sanders, AOC Yeah. Mad mad like AOC vibes huh?
- 31:47Actually. Probably.
- 31:48Maybe. Probably.
- 31:49Oh, then I'm going to say 69. Nope, too low.
- 31:52Sound of a gun. Crank that mug.
- 32:00Oh Dang you, dude. I still have to get it.
- 32:03I threw my head back in pain. You look in the corner.
- 32:06Me so sorry. Me so sorry.
- 32:08I was also like kind of leaning back.
- 32:10Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am a Muppet dude.
- 32:13Dude, you're a baby bro. I'm telling you I'm not good
- 32:16with pain whenever you're I was like all right dude, quit.
- 32:18Sorry you're such a diva. I know I'm a diva.
- 32:22So 69 was too high, too low, too low, too, too low.
- 32:28That's it. So we're what is going on?
- 32:31I didn't know what Matt was doing.
- 32:33No, Something is afoot. Something is afoot.
- 32:38What's your next question? I don't know, 'cause I know you
- 32:41guys are messing with me. I know you're the one.
- 32:44That wanted to play this game. I know you guys are skiing with
- 32:47me, so it's. Hey, can you just like ask A?
- 32:49Question. No, because I no this earlier.
- 32:51No, because I'm. Trying to thank you so much.
- 32:53Well, Sid. You played the game, you played
- 32:55the game fairly, and these guys are running some sort of
- 33:00hoodwink. On my God dude, do you want some
- 33:02tissues with your boohoo? In yeah, I do.
- 33:04Ask a question. This is America, if you.
- 33:08Think something's afoot? Then ask a question that would
- 33:10go. Along I don't know what it
- 33:11could. Be.
- 33:12Yeah, you also only get 10 questions, right.
- 33:15How many of you done OK? Here, I'll phone my friend.
- 33:17Phone a friend? What's a good question maybe?
- 33:19Ask a question that you asked earlier that wasn't part of the
- 33:22game. Maybe ask a question that you
- 33:25asked earlier. Do you?
- 33:26Want me to ask a question? Yeah, Yeah.
- 33:27What question are you? Referencing.
- 33:29Is there a decimal in this? Is there a decimal in this
- 33:31number? Yes.
- 33:33Are you kidding me? That was your guess.
- 33:38Have fun with that. So knowing that, what was it in
- 33:4177? Is shut up, Matt, what are you?
- 33:44Doing so, what is it? So what is it like 69.69?
- 33:49Son of a gun. Yeah, I mean you.
- 33:55Can do it, Sid. Go ahead.
- 33:56You don't have to. You don't have to.
- 33:57You don't have to. God, I hated that.
- 34:00That was awesome. I'm a sensitive guy, Sid.
- 34:02You are a wonderful executioner. And we?
- 34:04Appreciate you coming Executioner.
- 34:06Yeah, everybody round. Of applause.
- 34:10The funniest thing about a relationship is that Sydney
- 34:13loves like, like documentaries, horror, whatever.
- 34:17So every time I like, walk into the room and she's maybe
- 34:19watching a show by herself, it's like their guts were all over
- 34:22the floor and the authorities had no and I'm just like, dude.
- 34:26My version of that is that Kiana loves to like, like her
- 34:29relaxation music is 90s breakup music.
- 34:32And I'm like, are we good? And she's like, I love you so
- 34:34much. And it's like that mother.
- 34:37And I'm like, why are we? Why are we taking a shower to
- 34:41this right now? Baby?
- 34:41Is everything OK? Yeah, sweetheart.
- 34:43Like shower, same time, both of you, like everybody together.
- 34:47Look, we have an apartment shower.
- 34:48We're not. I'm not hopping in there a lot,
- 34:50OK? I'm just saying, yeah.
- 34:51It's fair. It's fair, Yeah.
- 34:53Thank you dear. Hi, everyone.
- 34:56Bye, Sydney. Bye, Syd.
- 34:57She'll be back, you guys. 69.69 Yeah, you guys were basically
- 35:04like how can we get 69 on this forehead but without him
- 35:07guessing it 100% until. There's genuinely part of me
- 35:12that I kind of want to, I want to redo on like my arm or
- 35:15something, something that feels more like, I don't know.
- 35:18I'm just trying to think of something because I, I just feel
- 35:20like that would be because I feel like we need to give a
- 35:22little bit more to this episode. And I feel like you were in a
- 35:25cartoonish amount of pain and I simply was not.
- 35:29I'll let Matt run at this time or something.
- 35:31OK, no, well, I don't like, I feel like Matt, Matt right now,
- 35:35we keep not feeding his kids. So I just don't trust that.
- 35:37Yeah, Come on. Yeah.
- 35:39Yeah, but he knows like, hey, let's give you what's up, guys.
- 35:43We're going to get right back to the podcast, but wanted to stop
- 35:46and say thank you. Thank you so much for watching
- 35:48or listening to Josh and the Giant.
- 35:50Wherever you do, If you haven't, take some time to go to
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- 35:54Consider becoming a member. Check out our merch.
- 35:56I definitely haven't pissed myself.
- 35:58Guys, thank you again so much for supporting the pod.
- 36:00God bless. I think Sydney was going high on
- 36:02me. I think she.
- 36:04Was dude I? So she was kind of giggling.
- 36:06I was like, all right, all right, I don't.
- 36:07Know where she was going but let me tell you something.
- 36:09She enjoyed it. She.
- 36:10Yeah, I know she did. She had a real good.
- 36:12Time, I think she wanted to do. It she has multiple times like
- 36:15for friends nights been like, I want people to come over and we
- 36:18just do the the period simulator and put it do it make the guys
- 36:22do it. That's perfect because she Yeah,
- 36:25I mean to to be fair, like women do have a better just pain
- 36:28tolerance for that, for sure. So watching guys just be like,
- 36:32like me being a cartoon character, I'm like Wiley Coyote
- 36:35brother the. Way that you, the way that you
- 36:39throw your body around. I was like, oh, he's not really
- 36:41feeling it. It's it's just being a a good
- 36:46athlete. You find out how to move your
- 36:47body good to like resist pain. It's something I learned when I
- 36:52was studying with the monks. It's a it's an art for sure.
- 36:56Yeah, I'll say that. How many of them did you lay
- 37:00with KISS 0? OK.
- 37:02That's I knew. I knew.
- 37:03We were lying on this podcast. I knew that you were going that
- 37:05direction. Can you take that please?
- 37:07Thank you. Can we RIP?
- 37:08Can we open up the expensive packs you?
- 37:11Want to open the expensive packs?
- 37:13Open the ones that are worth some money.
- 37:15The ones that are worth some money.
- 37:17Oh, we're gonna open some packs to end the night.
- 37:20OK, we're gonna. Open the.
- 37:21These are the packs. This is a. $5 pack.
- 37:23We're not doing that one. This one's 40.
- 37:26That one, like we got some boosters like the big packs, but
- 37:29then also Ben and I saw some that were like 40 bucks a pack.
- 37:32OK, so we have a 40, a 30, and we have a couple fifteens.
- 37:36So do you want to open White Flare or Obsidian Flames White
- 37:41Flare? So Josh, we'll do you first
- 37:44assume the position. You'll do me, yeah.
- 37:47Dude, choice words. We're putting these cards inside
- 37:49you. You're like a magician.
- 37:53It's like, oh wait, the hollow is.
- 37:56Dude I love having this this CD or not.
- 37:59I'm mad comfy bro. You want me to scoot it forward?
- 38:01No, I'm, I'm just short. I'm five, 7 1/2, sorry.
- 38:03Do we know the rules for this one?
- 38:05Like how I'm supposed to. Should be the same.
- 38:06I think it's modern enough to where it should be the same.
- 38:09Oh, these are the ones with like the yellow edges.
- 38:12So this one and then I take this back one put.
- 38:16It in the front. Show it to me and let me make
- 38:19sure. Yep, that's an energy.
- 38:20Oh, that's not an energy. What is it?
- 38:23Hold it up. I mean, it's a, it's a great
- 38:26ball. OK, well, I mean either way.
- 38:30Do you think people that like, 'cause you know there's people
- 38:32out there with one testicle, you think dudes out there with one
- 38:35testicle playing Pokémon just kind of get a chuckle whenever
- 38:38they read Great Ball? Great ball, great ball just like
- 38:40mine. Even more so like Master Ball,
- 38:43because that's your only one. That's the one.
- 38:45That's the one. We're focused on you.
- 38:47At that, here we go. Great ball Pokémon.
- 38:52It literally just says Pokémon. This isn't.
- 38:54No, of course not. So he's like, what kind of card
- 38:56is that? No, OK, don't know.
- 39:03This expensive pack. This is the expensive pack guys.
- 39:06This was this. Pack was $45 million.
- 39:10Yep, we dropped the whole back. Oh, oh, that's.
- 39:14Pretty. Oh, that is a whole.
- 39:16That is very pretty. Let me hold that dark cry, OK?
- 39:22That is very pretty OK. Yen Yang.
- 39:25OK. So we definitely didn't.
- 39:27Do it right unless. Yeah, unless, oh, zinc.
- 39:32All right. OK.
- 39:33Yeah, these are all just normal. All right, Let's take a quick
- 39:36second gander. Yeah.
- 39:38So that's what's it called. I'll look it up real quick.
- 39:40Dark Rye. One word.
- 39:42GG 50. Oh that is pretty GG50.
- 39:47GG50. That car's worth $100.
- 39:52Shut up. Yeah.
- 39:55Hold up, hold up. Let me.
- 39:58Yeah. Look at that.
- 40:00You son of a guy, Let's go. Josh is the lucky.
- 40:04We did it again. All right, so the one that Josh
- 40:08opened Crown Zenith was $40. We made our money back.
- 40:11We made our money back. Now this one's $30.
- 40:14Let's make our money back. Let's make our money back, Dang.
- 40:18I will say on like reels and stuff when I see crack, this
- 40:20one's like one of the most popular ones, right?
- 40:22We all good. Yep, you are focused.
- 40:25Execute Clefairy. See, I know all these Pokémon.
- 40:32This is pretty sick. OK.
- 40:43Josh, you got to say something. War turtles sick, Pokémon sick.
- 40:46I thought I was being annoying saying I'm a hypno OK or C.
- 40:50We're down to the last. Graveler Gyarados.
- 40:57I mean, that's pretty sick. That's it.
- 40:59That's that's it. Gyarados is sick.
- 41:01Gyarados is sick, but unfortunately not as sick as a
- 41:04dark ride. It's all about the full art
- 41:07cards I guess. Bro, it really is.
- 41:08It's one of those, oh, show me. You like the graveler though,
- 41:11because you like the golem, don't you?
- 41:13I do, I mean graveler is cool, I just don't collect graveler.
- 41:17Because you're a big dog. Because I'm a big dog.
- 41:19But hold up, what is? Which one else?
- 41:21The horsey was also hollow and it's got like the water.
- 41:26Hello. Oh, no, I thought I saw it.
- 41:28No, that's cool, but no, I thought I saw something else.
- 41:31All right well, hey, cool. It is what it is all right, Matt
- 41:34is going to open white flare. I so bad.
- 41:36I just want to we need to get these cards away from me like
- 41:42looking at these Destin rivals. Oh my gosh, we don't know.
- 41:49We have no idea what Matt is opening, and that's OK.
- 41:52Do you want to crack the other ones I.
- 41:53Don't want to crack? I kind of want to crack one too,
- 41:55especially now that we know that the seven you want to do that.
- 41:56One, you want to do those ones? Yeah.
- 41:58Especially now that we know the 711.
- 42:00Bro, I went in there, I went into that 711 and I oh, dude,
- 42:07oh. Gonorrhea.
- 42:08Because you know what's? Because you know what's also
- 42:10possible with these packs are called God packs.
- 42:13I know where. I want a God bag so.
- 42:15Bad, so bad. You're saying what now?
- 42:26Do we want to open these on camera?
- 42:27Sure. All right.
- 42:32Let's see Manila. Manila.
- 42:40Let's see. Oh, that's all right.
- 42:51Pokey balls I think. Oh let me see, isn't it?
- 42:53Like if it's the hollow with the pokeball, there might be
- 42:55something there. There might be a little bit of
- 42:57something there. There's also, there's regular
- 42:59Pokeball hollows and then Master Ball hollow balls, probably the
- 43:02big one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 43:03OK, we're getting greedy guys. We're going to open up another
- 43:05pack. Yep Yep Yep.
- 43:06We just made 100 hundo yeah we're right on this way fans.
- 43:10We got we got to get something else now too.
- 43:11We. Got to.
- 43:12Are you going to go with me? Let's do it.
- 43:16You're so much better at commentating than I am.
- 43:18I don't know about that. I don't think that's true.
- 43:20Oh, Matt, here you go. You can open another one too.
- 43:25Oh my gosh, it's a gosh pack. I wish.
- 43:31See ya pizza. Uh oh.
- 43:33Move to the front all. Right, let's get into it, Water.
- 43:38Oh no, just kidding. Oh no, that's a green one, not
- 43:42Ratata. Rotata, Rotata green 1.
- 43:47I don't know. Rotata, I remember him.
- 43:48Oh, I remember that one. Larvitar and Lavatar.
- 43:51Yeah, Team Rogers. Larvie.
- 43:54Oh Metagross, Oh, I think or like Metapod or whatever.
- 43:59Just some trainer star me I. Love star me.
- 44:02Star me is actually Clean hollow, another kind of generic
- 44:08hollow, and oh ex arboliva. Arbo.
- 44:15Liva yeah, if I had to guess, that's probably more in the
- 44:18realm of like a couple buck card, but I could be wrong.
- 44:21I could be wrong. Arbo.
- 44:22Liva EX. You look that up, I'm going to.
- 44:25Let's do it. Crack my Pack Hey, welcome back
- 44:31to Crack My Pack. Crack my pack Were we at Crack?
- 44:36We take these cracks. We we take these packs, we
- 44:38absolutely crack them. Ben opens his packs.
- 44:44With his teeth? Yeah. 2 bucks. 2 bucks.
- 44:46How about Lib? Well.
- 44:47Guess what, Papa? We're.
- 44:48Going to sell it. We'll sell that one too.
- 44:51Should I open it or should I keep it sealed Dude.
- 44:55That dude. That guy's awesome.
- 44:58I got a $50,000 buy and you're like.
- 45:00Of course you did. We're good.
- 45:03WADA. OK, Setodial.
- 45:10Oh, it's a little Picchu. So cute.
- 45:13Bro Picchu. Is adorable.
- 45:14I know Lapras. Lapras is so goated type.
- 45:18That's a hippo. That is just a hippo.
- 45:21That's a hippo. That's AI.
- 45:23Don't know what that is. Ogre Pawn.
- 45:25Oh Team rockets Giovanni, that's a sick card.
- 45:28I don't think it's worth anything, but it's freaking
- 45:29cool. He's got so much aura Mod Bray
- 45:33then whatever, I don't even know.
- 45:35Oh, what is that? Turn it around, Take a peek.
- 45:39See. That's sexy.
- 45:41He looked like a puppy dog. Yeah, you know what?
- 45:43I'm going to give you the Yeah, you can look this up if you
- 45:45want. What his name is?
- 45:47MA Boss Tiff TIFF OK 218 my Boss TIFF 218 my.
- 45:56Boss is stiff. My boss is what?
- 46:02I feel bad because I missed my wife's phone call.
- 46:06I'm a bad man. I know I'm a bad man.
- 46:14Leaf. Off camera, lowered it a little
- 46:21bit. A little bit drop, yeah.
- 46:23Wait. Oh, look at those four hours.
- 46:27You Dorian, Nah. I like when the card blocks.
- 46:30Oh, I can eat up my. Nose whenever this is going on.
- 46:32Who said that? Oh.
- 46:33My gosh, Josh, don't eat that. Oh, my Team Rocket.
- 46:40Oh my gosh, I thought Matt just threw like a full art to the
- 46:42ground. I was like, dude, what are you
- 46:43doing? Steven's?
- 46:44Met. Metang, OK, Metang's tough
- 46:47petrel. Petrel type.
- 46:51I beat Earth. Flame mask?
- 46:54Ogre Pond? Yeah.
- 46:56Snowbird. OK, run the ones.
- 47:01Oh, that's it. We.
- 47:03Technically made our money back tonight.
- 47:05We definitely did on, not on everything we opened, but like
- 47:09collectively. We opened Forty 3015, so $85.70.
- 47:16Including. The last we opened a lot we
- 47:18might. We might have recorded another
- 47:20episode tonight. All right, you guys, thank you
- 47:24guys for watching this episode. We had some highs, we had some
- 47:27lows. Josh loves Israel and we love
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- 47:36like us being in pain and opening packs and doing whatever
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- 47:52Dude, you get a special discount as a member on that.
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- 47:56Hello baby. Become.
- 47:59Actually, you should kiss each mug that you send out.
- 48:02If that's actually. OK, here's every mug that gets
- 48:05bought. Just imagine I kissed it.
- 48:08Yep. Right on its face, you have.
- 48:10To put your mouth on the microphone.
- 48:11They would have gotten the they would have gotten the sound.
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