Shark Tanking My Dating Disasters

This Escalated Quickly · Jun 7, 2026 · 6m

Liv turns her most catastrophic first-dates into pitch-perfect (and pitch-terrible) startup proposals in a ten-minute monologue that feels like your group chat on espresso. She kicks off with a ridiculous statement—'If heartbreak were a product, here's how we'd market it'—then confesses the cringe details behind each disaster and sells them as absurd solutions: an app that flags silent chewers, a subscription for ghost-proof scheduling, and a premium service that outs bad-texting patterns. Between punchy riffs and sarcastic hot takes, Liv teases out the real red flags people ignore and gives…